Mike guests on the podcast to make a cringe soup of stories with Alyssa and Jamie.
Welcome friend of the podcast Mike! He asks some questions about previous episodes and stories. There’s also some back & forth questions that lead to some…interesting stories.
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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probably the weirdest story I ever heard of Aleister Crowley was that Allegedly, he was like it this was used as a way to justify like how developed his mental state was that he was like having sex in one room. And there was a chess game going on in the next room. And the person that he was playing against would call out the move that he had just made an alley stir would call out the move. That was the response to it while having sex and he ended up winning the game like basically, like okay there we go I can't imagine it was the super fun time for the chick that was just like, so what you're gonna like the fuck? You're gonna be having sex with me and calling out chess moves. This does not sound like a good way to spend an afternoon
subjects could be into that. That's true. You know? Like,
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I'll do a deep dive into chess.
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Oh, you took his rook? Yeah. That's like the only rook king queen, bishop. pawn. All I know.
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Yeah, I forgot how to play.
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Welcome to nervous laughter Podcast. I'm sure we can use that for the intro. I'm sure you've heard a different voice.
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There's a new boy in town
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she got a cigar smoking habit. The results are amazing, frankly
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Welcome, Mike.
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Hi. Good to be here. Thanks. Thanks for being here. And joining us. This what an honor like to be. So not only I told you all earlier, but this is my first podcast I've ever been on. But also like to have the distinguished honor of being yalls. First, like official, I'm putting air quotes on there. Yeah. Yeah, it husbands don't count. They don't. They don't even count as people.
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No. Background over there. It's my property.
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So for those, which is probably everybody listening that doesn't know me. I've made a, I guess indirect cameo, Two episodes ago, in the awkward interviews episode where Jamie read one of my emails that I sent in. And man, I was literally talking about that this morning to one of my neighbors. And we're just talking about how interviews are just the worst. They're just just horrible.
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Do you say hey, there's a podcast, he
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was telling me that he's never had an interview. I mean, he's, oh, he was born in 43. So he's gonna be at next year. And but he really grew up in London in the 40s and 50s. And so by the time he was working age, that was before interview culture had really
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to be your lifelong career and
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why wasn't my life when he probably couldn't have worked.
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But that was one of the days where like, you would find a company that you did want to go work for, and you'd show up and say, hey, I want to work for you guys. And they'd be like, alright, well come back on Monday, and we'll put you to work and see if you fit in,
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like a straight white man.
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Now a fucking weirdo.
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Even as recently as the 70s That was that was considered, you know, a big faux pas. Um, do you all know the band Rush the Canadian rock band from Yeah, with the awesome drums? Yes, Neal peered man. May he rest in peace. But his way part of his story is when he was fresh out of high school, he flew to London, and went around to some of the biggest studios around London trying to get a job. And one of the receptionist ladies was like, Oh, you sweet summer child. You have no idea how this industry works. And he had to like fly back to Canada and shame. And you know, thinking he was never gonna make it in the music industry and then come to be known as one of the greatest drummers of all time. Nice.
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Yeah. And be the basis of the movie. I Love You, Man. Wasn't it Rush?
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They're a huge part of that movie.
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Our celebrity boyfriend, Paul Rudd!
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Oh, wait, no, I'm thinking of stuck on you.
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Watch I Love You, Man. It's so Good
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sneaking into Rush's dressing room just eating all the food
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Kurt Cobain would send like pictures of infected genitalia to Oh to places with his singles or whatever, record that he was really into that, um, I don't know if he worked or volunteered at like this health thing. But that's where he got access to like a bunch of like, images of like, STI lately on the podcast
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send me
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speaking for Cobain, you know, he had a lot in common with Michelangelo, specifically that they were both artists and they both painted a ceiling fortunately, Kurt Cobain did not live to be 88 like Michelangelo did not at all aside from that they're basically the same
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Yeah, I did. I had researched Kurt Cobain stuff because I did like a talk at Pacos class where you have to talk in front of people that speech but um as we all remember it Yeah. And you could tell from my experience that I've benefited greatly from that class
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nightmare class
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but yeah, so I did a talk on like Kurt Cobain, because we had to do like a talk on people we admired and so I did that and everyone was like, why would you pick a guy that shot himself and was able to spin that was amazing. Yeah. And he won a lot of like vocal Awards and was like voice voted like voice of the that century but I don't know like generation Yeah, whatever. So like, yeah, he made an impact
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and and he has one of the most definitive voices you listen to any Nirvana track from that ever released and you immediately know as soon as those vocals come in, that's correct. Yeah. Like with Rage Against the Machine. Same thing like you hit the line and you're just like that sack. That's
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I was thinking that with them. They Might Be Giants, too. Oh, yeah. Very, very distinct. Seeing voice
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What is it about bands from the 90s that had like such distinguished vocalist? Tamblyn? Well, I think the other side of it was like those were the vocalists who were not afraid to just really mess up their voices in order to get the performance Oh, like name they went all ham and like you can hear them destroying their vocal cords in real time. Fantastic.
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That's pretty metal sacrificing
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your body for the art anyway.
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Well, I mean that's what we're doing smiling a lot right now.
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Look at my pits Mike. I should have today I don't know what I was thinking. We'll
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call this one sweat level midnight
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and another have a little story with with Mike. So me Mike play a d&d together. And we were playing last week. And we just started. And I was like, Oh, hey, Mike, you want to roll? So Mike has a mule? You could I could say it's been kind of dead.
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Yeah, we had to leave him behind in a portal.
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But hey, talking about like a real real meal.
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quick backstory. My character is a ranger and I get an animal companion. So I chose a large but stealthy mule named Steven. And he's like, his whole thing is he's just kind of an awkward mule that just follows us around and like carries stuff. But also I can, you know, talk to him, so I can make him attack stuff. And he he actually attacked a dragon for me at one point. That's pretty cool. But yeah, we had to leave him behind in a portal. But anyway.
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So Mike was like, oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna try to add all these I'm sneaking these ability
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was Steven, one ability in particular.
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Well, what was it teleport transport forever? Travel? Yeah. And so I was like, um, I was like, okay, so then we go to play d&d. And I'm just like, Hey, Mike, you want to tell them what Stephens your ability? And then he was just like, just like Jeremy.
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It's supposed to be a secret. Yeah, was that the whole thing is our DM Harry. He's an amazing dude. And like, but he'll get way too drunk during these sessions. And so by the end of the session, we'll just have him roiling and laughter and he'll forget most of the stuff that we did the previous session. Yeah, I was like, Yeah, I could totally just sneak this in. But Jamie just fucking fucked it up. The thing that you said you were gonna sneak in under here is no
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surprise
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he looks over it is like what do abilities
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Oh nothing, no ability there the whole time
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Sam dragged his butt across the floor
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are not Sam Whoa. Um, so Mike was here and then Alyssa came over and she was just trying to think of how to say hi and integrate.
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Talk to someone I never talked to you before terrified or trying to put my things down and then
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just walks in and drags on the carpet. First time I've ever seen him do that streak.
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It was a thing to behold.
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You can smell it and then he walked over and did like a little but stamp on like one of our microphone lines and
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he almost put it on the donut. The side of his haunch rubbed up against the donut. And it was like literally maybe an inch inch and if there had been any poop on there, I would have told you, at least like rinse it off.
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I mean, probably indirectly consumed cat fecal matter. Yeah, if
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you live with a cat litter box in your house, you are ingesting cat fecal matter all the time, which is apparently and this is gonna sound like I'm pulling your legs but like you can look up the the article on this. Apparently there has been a link to the effects of ingesting cat fecal matter especially while pregnant, and kids becoming Juggalos.
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does something to the brain chemistry especially if you're pregnant, like to the fetus inside of your body, it changes the brain chemistry. And there was something some study they did on Juggalos that showed that like, across the board, they all had it so I would just say
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it changes their makeup
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Juggalos are such weird people if there's any Juggalos that listen to this podcast go away. You're not
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serious about your makeup.
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In fact, I dated a Juggalo once
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a story about that all the podcasts.
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He didn't do the makeup but I think he had a hatchet man tattoo if I recall correctly, but
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that's one of the rites of passage to being a Juggalo or a jug lead. You have to have a hatchet man tattoo. Mm hmm. i My favorite moment from ICP is just the whole magnets I just can with those guys.
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Magnets. How do they work?
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But we all had an ICP album that we like don't lie. I actually everyone had one
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oh, now though.
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I did but I grew up in a very conservative Christian home and I was not allowed to listen to the three music types I was relegated to were classical oldies and contemporary Christian.
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Oh my god, I thought you were joking.
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About like fucking girls. 15 like we've talked about many
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different they were done in an eloquent poetic way. As opposed to these days where you say things like I beat the pussy up and you're such a fucking Whoa, I love it. Like,
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that was like a fun or something.
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No, no, it's you have to say things like I want to hold your gentle flower. Phrasing I was thinking classical like instrumental we might put some rap lyrics over some Beethoven and my parents would love it. It's gonna be
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coming soon. If I assume all that stuff's in Creative Commons by now. Right? Those guys have died. The copyright is probably like up by now. Probably. I would hope so. Unless someone was a dick and bought it. Anyway,
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is that the only possible? Yeah, here's the real question. Last thing on the ICP and then we should move on. Have you ever seen a Violent J and the lead singer from Smash Mouth and Guy Fieri in the same room together?
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I believe that
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I believe their stature similar I can see that.
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I mean, they created Fago right. I mean, that's like crossover to Oh, yeah. To the missionary things.
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Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I your
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attention. It's like Lincoln all together like Charlie Day meme in my head like
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to say those that Galifianakis and the hangover were always like
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somebody posted a meme about them like 10 years ago. Now. One of the funniest
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never gets old. It's just the
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gift that keeps on giving. Yeah.
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We also have some adult beverages here. So if things kind of take a turn, that's why I think that's contributing to my sweating a little bit.
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It's the combination of the alcohol and the coffee. These are kind of the
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coffee in mind because I knew he would take me like over the edge. Oh, yeah,
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we'll do Four Loko special one.
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That's actually a great idea.
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I will not be here for that.
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Four Loko? I'm missing it.
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I did before they made them lame now.
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I mean, I've had like Red Bull and vodka, but I don't think that like compares. Not really. No, the night before graduation, and that was poof. We can talk about that another time.
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Definitely put a pin in that we want to talk about. ice machine? Yes. I
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like that. We're all distracted by that. Machine.
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itself. Before we move on from ICP, though, what was the album that you liked?
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I don't have one. I was gonna say that's a good one now. Okay.
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Who actually has a favorite? Your favorite ICPs I have the magnet.
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Link go one. No. Has like hocus pocus Joker's Great. Malenko great, great album.
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I'm gonna listen to it on the way home drunk driving home.
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So we'll have you stay here to sober
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after this, we don't usually kick off right away. So yeah,
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there's usually at least an hour of just you know, setting up and talking about stuff that has nothing to do with d&d. Yeah, you know, great. Anyway, Hell yeah. Hell yeah. So so take take away God damn.
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Take us away, Mike.
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Glad to this podcast supposed to be
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set up here. I have been a fan. Since episode one. I didn't start listening until three episodes were out. Because I wanted to be able to binge it. I was like, we'll get to the more about this later. But like I do landscaping, and like handyman services stuff. And so a lot of what I do, it's just me. I'm not talking to people. So I listen to podcasts and audiobooks while I'm doing it. And so like nervous laughter has become a staple in my week. Awesome. In fact, I was installing some astroturf for somebody's backyard when I was listening to the awkward interviews. Just so you know where I was.
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Where are you wearing? Wearing? Picture
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services, especially if it's a single woman, I'm always wearing my shirt. Always listen to a podcast.
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So as I'm listening, because it's just me working. Anytime that I hear something that I'm like, oh, I want to talk to Jamie about this. I'll just pull up my notes app and just make a note of it. Oh, no, I don't. I haven't been done a great job of remembering which episodes These are from, but I have like a whole list of stuff that I just want to like, talk to you all about. And you know, yeah, so yeah, take us away. First and foremost, I think this was from it was either episode one or two. Y'all were talking about a foot trauma episode thing,
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twice my foot on that claim. Yeah.
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So I've already told Jamie this story. So Well, guys, you're gonna hear it again. I have a foot trauma story of my own, I'd like to contribute. I was 12 years old. And I just moved to Texas and we were living on this big ranch that my grandpa owned. And they were doing some like laying out of gravel for the roads and such. So there were these big piles of gravel that have been sitting there for like over a year. And my nine year old cousin and I were just you know being kids and we were like running up the one side and jumping to see like how far we could jump Oh,
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the foot Trump
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going where you think it's going? So much worse. So I was doing this making the unfortunate decision and I promise anybody listening I don't do this anymore. I was wearing socks and sandals.
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Jesus, Jesus,
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did they have socks back in Jesus's time? He seems like the kind of guy that would wear socks and sandals. Anyway. Um, so I was running up and I was jumping off. And what I hadn't really taken into consideration was at the bottom of the pile of gravel, money, this gravel pile is only like four feet tall. It's not tall, tall.
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It's about 2020
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How many mouthwash cups would you say?
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So, as I'm jumping off my sandal on my right foot comes off, so I'm gonna land on the sock anyway. And what I hadn't taken into consideration was there was a big, big plant of stickers like this and super spiky little dudes right there and I landed full force, full body weight on that foot into the I was screaming my head off and my dad had to, we spent it took us over an hour of him having to individually pull these stickers out of the bottom of my foot. Some of them went so deep, that when we finally got the sock off, they were still in my foot. Like they were so deep that the friction of pulling the sock off didn't pull them out. And so we're like, between my toes and like, it was one of the most traumatic physical experiences I've ever gone through
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him sorry, went through that foot trauma
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you know, it's, it's behind me I live with anyway. So that's my foot trauma story.
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The mascot of the one of those schools. Shark or aka Shah. Oh, yeah, raw shark is like the same thing. Oh, horshack I was always cold, I think. No, that's um, I call them I call those things raka shells. But that was one of the mascots that a school a Christian school Brandon went to Oh, really? Yeah,
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yeah. What Why did I think inkblot test
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it cuz I said, What's your shirt? Yeah.
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Oh, Oh, interesting. They call that a rocker shot or something of that sort? Yeah, I
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don't know if that's just like a regional term for it like
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stickers. But I grew up in Florida, so you can judge me all you want for that? We grew up in Mississippi.
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So. So yeah.
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I have a Mississippi. Oh, yeah. Geospatial conference coffee mug.
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I used to be in the geospatial world, given lectures at conferences. You give lectures now anymore.
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Man, what I want to be in the audience for that. Publix is really,
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there was a couple of awkward times because so I always started. So I always get nervous and say, um, a lot of you, you probably know, listen to the podcast. Oh, and I would always start those conference speeches, like give off with just like, oh, you know, if I just say, um, a lot, you know, I just apologize for that ahead of time. And then I'm smart. started laughing and I was like, oh, yeah, I was gonna guess the thought was kind of good joke and my boss after. Like, I was like, oh, yeah, we thought that was funny. He's like, no, no, they're laughing because after you said that you said um, and like
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so on brand,
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but yeah, it's uh, yeah, on brand and I gave an informative talk. People learn things so it was a roomful of nerds, so it doesn't matter.
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Yeah, you're probably like the least socially awkward.
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Probably most of them were like a grill
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more I have a CIO firm Boehner.
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My Maps just got a point.
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Cuz this is about rocks, right? Geo.
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Um, no geospatial is like, like maps and like, well, there's rocks.
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Usually because
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that's all orange rock.
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You're thinking of G ology. Geologists geology? Geospatial is like
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I was thinking of geo dude, because
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he's a cool dude. He rocks
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rock. street name is,
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um, Ninja geospatial is like satellite imagery used in bunch of different ways and other data gathered by satellites. And in the air, I used to have videos of projects I worked on on YouTube that like, I'm sure everyone would love to see because they were pretty awkward. But they've been taken down because that was from like 2015, maybe 2014 15 Somewhere around in that area. So I think that they're just kind of like, oh, this is old, let's just cut it
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probably violated the community guidelines in some way
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too many times.
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One of the best things in it is like so we would, we would go film on these little like interesting looking backgrounds. And like one thing I was doing a project with like sea salt, salinity, so we recorded at a beach, and then there was a lot of wind. And so you couldn't hear what we're saying. And so we had to like dub over it
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was very natural.
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So you were trying to like anticipate what you said and the way that you said it
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was about really bad we thought that we did a good job and
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that's a lesson in how hard voice acting really is. Yes,
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it is. Especially for trying to like line it up to something like good fucking god.
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Oh, especially if you're doing it the way that like the footage exists first, because like in some of you probably know this, but like with most voice acting, all of the voice acting is done before the animation is yeah, they might do like the character models, but they match the animation of the face to the audio not the other way around. Because it's a lot easier to be able to go in and be like, Oh, that arm was a little off. So we just need to back that up in the keyframes a little bit.
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Oh, I thought they like watched the cartoon or whatever
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sound designers do that the holy people okay, they'll like watch a scene and they'll be like, intently watching it while they're making their sound effects.
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videos on that and I'm like, Oh man, that'd be so much fun. Awesome, little like sandpit, and it's like, I don't know, just bunch of random shit to make noises with I'm like, oh, yeah, that's awesome. Like,
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it's like an ASMR person. Yeah.
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Not like sensory overload. It's just like, a very calming sounding job. Although I'm sure it's stressful.
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But whatever you do, especially if it's in entertainment, you are under constant deadlines to get things knocked out. And you're probably working 10 to 12. Pardon me? You're probably working like 10 to 12 hour days.
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As entertainers? Yeah.
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Absolutely. The work that goes into this project. It's at least 12 hours a day,
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hours, hours upon hours.
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We have staff but they aren't here right now.
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In turn, got everything set up.
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From there until we need them.
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Oh, man. Um, can I can I move on to the
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next area?
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This is actually the one that I've been the most excited to talk about, well, maybe not the most excited but pretty, pretty much. This was from Episode Two. A y'all had made a comment about like being in a coffee shop. And somebody's trying to pick somebody up in a coffee shop. Oh, yeah. Like how there's no real good way to do that. Yeah, this is really just an anecdotal like, thing that I just wanted to contribute to that, that there actually is, I think, a graceful way to pick somebody up at a coffee shop, which is to literally just go up and be like, Hey, I see you're, you know, here don't want to be bothered. I don't want to like intrude on your experience here. I just wanted to let you know, I think you're really attractive. Here's my number, no obligation to do that. But like, if you be up for it, I'd love to bring you here for coffee, or you know, something cheesy, like that. Really weird.
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Gonna be like, here's the gift card does this coffee place. Pretty cool. Like the coffee,
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you leave, and you don't engage her anymore. Because the idea is like, if you stick around you like the corners like,
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hey print your picture on a car on a court like a little business card. And then you should like put your name on it. Okay, and then you can just slide it on the table and keep walking that way. You don't even have to talk and it's just like, cute or I think you're cute. Calm calm.
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What about the people who would like to at least hear your voice before making a decision as to whether they want to go out? Because I mean, how many times have you heard a guy open his mouth and been like, oh, oh, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Well, I should be calling you right? Giving you a call.
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No. Who calls these days?
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Phone in the kitchen
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We all use Snapchat and WhatsApp these days nobody even texts for real.
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Yeah, that's true. We also Instagram message
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that's true, sometimes simultaneously.
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Then you get your Instagram handle with your picture. And then a little note that says, I think you're cute. And then they can go to your Instagram and just make sure you have like an introduction of Hi, I'm Mike. This is what my voice sounds like. Yeah,
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record that specifically. This is why my voice
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left a card for you. You want to know my voice sounds like before deciding if you want to go on a date with me. Here's your real. Here's a
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picture of me and my Chippendales uniform?
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Yeah, that's like only um, it's a specific Instagram for that like card and
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actual personal Instagram.
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Videos like Hi, I'm glad you're here. You probably got one of my cards. Yeah.
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I'm glad you're here.
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I think that's fine. The only thing with me is just like, I get scared when anyone I don't know, talk to me. Even if they're nice. I'm just like, I don't remember anything about it.
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So you're saying that like some charming young man who wouldn't be disarming to you? It would still be nerve wracking? Maybe Yeah.
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Like what is he trying to get up to?
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Just your virginity
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Well, I haven't been able to find that for a while.
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Yeah, at least agree that like there's not really a sure fire. Somebody in a coffee shop. I just want to bolster the men's out there and let them know that like, it's not overtly creepy. As long as you don't make it overtly creepy.
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Yeah, like the thing about leaving that way. You're not just like,
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get the hell out of there. That's
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good. Say hi.
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Buy in. You're good.
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Absolutely. I'm gonna save the next one for a little bit. Because I want that to kind of be the last thing because it might require us like pausing the podcast and looking up something on YouTube. Or we can just look it up afterwards. Um, yeah. So you remember the Barbie episode we all were talking about all the different kinds of Barbies, my pride and joy. The only thing I had to know to that was I do remember the McDonald's employee Barbie. And how that was like, I think I was like, 9496 like I was maybe six or eight years old at the time. And I remember like commercials with McDonald's barmy. I remember buying working at McDonald's. Like it was some kind of job that you really, really wanted. So strange to me, but whatever. Anyway, that's all I had on that. Um, oh, yeah. I do need to throw some shade at Jamie for never watching Seinfeld. Yeah, because it's a fantastic show, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Point number one won't let me
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shame him later.
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It was earlier, I was like, I was worried my cat poop on his shirt. He's like, Oh, I did. But no worries. I was like, he's like, No.
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I just love leaning into that kind of stuff. And people are like, oh, did this bad thing happened? I'm like, Yeah, I did. But it's fine. Don't worry about it. It is your fault for leaving the broom out. That's why carboy number one doesn't let you watch Seinfeld.
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Seinfeld joke. No.
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It's a domestic abuse joke. I was trying not to make that overt. Did y'all ever watch American Dad?
Unknown Speaker 34:05
Not really. Yeah, there's
Unknown Speaker 34:07
just one episode that I thought was really funny where Francine, the wife actually, like, gave herself a black eye. And she had literally left the broom out, like tripped over it and fell into something. And some somebody like was assuming that the husband was like, domestically abusing her anyways. So these people showed up, and they were like, How'd you get that black Imam and she goes, Oh, it was my fault. I left the broom out.
Unknown Speaker 34:36
Did you guys ever watch? I think it was called Children's Hospital. It was on adults. No,
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it's so awkward.
Unknown Speaker 34:47
The only thing I remember about that show was one of them had a black pie and everyone's like, Oh, Doctor, what's wrong? He's like, it's all right. I fell down a flight of fist Funniest thing ever
Unknown Speaker 35:03
hit me Mike, but I think I'm gonna watch it. Okay, I'll
Unknown Speaker 35:08
let that one. Remember the comedian but it was like a small group of comedians I think they worked with like Aziz Ansari for a bit too. They had like a show called Human Giant. Anyway, just those old rock salt swim shows. What's up with that tracks.
Unknown Speaker 35:21
Yeah, some of them were really good. Yeah. Uh, like Metalocalypse was like one of my favorite shows. Oh, man, and man did the behind the scenes on that with Brendon small, which, if you're watching home movies, he was also the brains behind that. Oh, okay. Yeah. And so he took like, the experience that he got from home movies and was like, I'm gonna do something metal. And that's cool. And if I don't know if the name Devin Townsend means anything to y'all, he's a Canadian musician. got his start singing for Steve Vai, who's like a super famous guitarist, right? And then he started this band called Strapping Young Lad, which was a good name. I don't know if they were the first ever but they were the first like really popular Wall of Sound metal band. That's like what death clocks sound is like for Metalocalypse. Um, and Brendon small is quoted as saying that like Strapping Young Lad and Devin Townsend are like some of his biggest influences for that style of music, where it's just like so many layers coming at you at one time.
Unknown Speaker 36:28
Then they have like, uh, other like famous musicians or bands like do some music for clips. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 36:35
well, Jean Hoagland who was the drummer for strapping young lad did all of pickles drum parts. And I'm sure they had music Yeah, Pickles. Pickles the drummer doodly doo Dig Dug doodly doodly doo
Unknown Speaker 36:49
they frame like how metal people actually are like so well I love when they're all like in like kitten stores and stuff and like,
Unknown Speaker 36:57
oh, man, it's so good. Pickles is character model is actually modeled after Devin Townsend because when he was playing with Strapping Young Lad, he was going bald up here but he had the dreadlocks was still there is Burnett, not redhead, but like in all other respects. He looked a lot like pickles. And nowadays, he's just bald and clean shaven. Because if you're going bald up top, just just take the rest let it go. Is not helping any of this here. I'm gonna do a lot of visual jokes for the podcast. Some of the people will be confused.
Unknown Speaker 37:33
Yeah, they'll just you know you can come on the show and see what you're missing. Yeah, you won't see me I guess
Unknown Speaker 37:39
we should we should get like a 360 camera and record all of this two 360 video video yet? The Joe Rogan style
Unknown Speaker 37:51
black shirt to hide the pits.
Unknown Speaker 37:56
If it helps, I mean I know you're like 30 feet away but I can't see
Unknown Speaker 38:01
you mentioned Joe Rogan in a fantasy this earlier because we're talking about Alistair Crowley. I was like he's just like Joe Rogan.
Unknown Speaker 38:08
Oh shit. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 38:11
Have sex with people while playing chess?
Unknown Speaker 38:13
Probably. He probably thinks he's playing chess well
Unknown Speaker 38:17
they're probably hire somebody to intentionally lose the chair so you just call out whatever moves the ones Oh, that's Yeah, yeah. Okay, get back on track. So I need I apparently I need to explain the term dust up to y'all yeah everybody's heard I don't know when the original origins were as far as I know, it was like Wild West times but possibly even sooner than that. But the idea was when two guys got into a brawl if it like when they were moving through the dust so it just became known as a dust up on a moist all it is, but that was a very real thing.
Unknown Speaker 39:08
She said these boys getting into dubstep
Unknown Speaker 39:11
well you know funny you should mention. I was looking at my notes and they said explain dust up first. I was like explain dubstep dubstep
Unknown Speaker 39:26
dubstep to many a party and trailers. That one cheese well blurb in the trailer.
Unknown Speaker 39:36
So y'all y'all were next item y'all we're talking about nail biting at some point I don't remember which episode this was I think it was every episode. And so I know that I wrote just says nail biting dissuasion techniques. And what it reminded me of was a my stepdad when I was in high school. his daughter, so my stepsister she would like suck on her fingers. Like, you know, like, like the thumbs but it was like, the two, middle of ring finger. And what he started doing was putting peppermint oil on her fingers. Because apparently the taste of that was just disgustingly strong. Fixed it right away. It was like never happened again. Um, and, uh, what was the other thing was like taking like just super spicy stuff and like putting your nails so like if you bite? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:34
yeah, that's what my dad that's my sister. Oof. Paprika on the nails.
Unknown Speaker 40:39
Paprika. Yes. That works pretty well
Unknown Speaker 40:42
do it. They are a white family. So
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just use the red pepper flea
Unknown Speaker 40:54
come from have one more. One more note thing. And then we should move on to like more present relevant things. If y'all are interested. I do have some fun stories about landscaping and handyman work that are Yeah, super awkward. We
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can go on. Okay,
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so last last thing on the the notes is from the episode with the other car boys. When y'all were talking about the mechanic philia Yeah, and I would like to plead the fifth. I'm more of a bicycle guy. They're a little bit more slender. Okay, anyway, no. Fortunately, I can say on record, I have never had intercourse or even attempted intercourse with a vehicle or any kind of machine. Yes, yes. Yes. Young lad yourself. But there's two things that I wanted to contribute to that conversation. The first of which is there was a commercial done in English commercial from Neverland of England. That was all about it was it was a spoof promotional commercial for this car that had a vagina in the back. Like right above like rember the sigil for the car manufacturer would be it would like flip up and there was a vagina there. And so the whole commercial was like guys pulling off to the side of the road and getting behind having sex with their cars. It was fantastic. And I can't believe none of us. Not even y'all but like none of the car boys had ever seen that commercial before because it was all over back when like a wimp.com and all by no black sheep and Funny or Die were like, only things before YouTube became a thing. That was all over those like hilarious commercial. Was it like for a car or it was a spoof commercial
Unknown Speaker 42:58
person like what? It was something it was
Unknown Speaker 43:01
supposed to be likened to like a Jaguar Mercedes like the new car and it comes fully equipped for all of your needs or whatever. Exactly. Zoom. kids ask your parents
Unknown Speaker 43:20
um, I remember one commercial that was like like that because I remember he bombs world and stuff used to have like this commercial was been in the UK or whatever. And it was like a lube commercial. And it was like this chick had gotten like a cucumber or something. And then she comes home from a jog and her husband's like, Oh, hey, my parents stopped by so I made some like cucumber sandwiches and cucumber. So yeah,
Unknown Speaker 43:45
well, hey, at least it wasn't the pointy end of a carrot. Yeah. Which just side note, How stupid do you have to be the use the pointy end of the carrot?
Unknown Speaker 43:56
The pointy end at least
Unknown Speaker 43:57
get out your Dremel and round it over a little bit.
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Every woman
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next to the vibrator.
Unknown Speaker 44:10
Do you have something related to that? Oh, so I know we're pretty new. But I was like, I'm going to apply um, Adam and Eve's website for them to be a sponsor. So I did and they said no. Thank you guys. Enough. Yeah. But in the in the notes or whatever. Like why should we consider you? I was like, Well, we had this like running joke about a carrot dildos. Be like, a safer option. But
Unknown Speaker 44:46
see Adam and Eve is a sponsor on the show. Good.
Unknown Speaker 44:50
Do you like sexy clothes?
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Do you like sex?
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Facts and stuff.
Unknown Speaker 45:04
Discount you use discount awkward 20% off your next purchase cheese don't actually use that dissolving, try the discount code. You never know and if it does work, make sure you put a note in there that they need to give us a sponsorship. Sponsorship. Yes,
Unknown Speaker 45:24
maybe as a recommendation letter.
Unknown Speaker 45:29
I'm a frequent shopper on Adam and Eve so they know me personally. You could
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pretend that you had a wife that died from a carrot. We would have maybe the message about Adam anyhow it wouldn't have happened to save
Unknown Speaker 45:42
your beautiful there we go anyway, last thing, the kind of affiliated with the Macan Ophelia thing. Oh, yeah. That's okay. It's my job to bring us back as awkwardly as I can. Because it's on brand. Um, but there's this podcast that I've listened to a handful of times called Comedy Bang Bang, um, shout out to them because it's actually a really good podcast if you're looking for a good comedy podcast, but
Unknown Speaker 46:16
other than this
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full of great podcasts out there but they had a guest on there that he had this like three part song that he did about having a child with his truck. It was the truck son and it was like a real truck but covered in human skin it's my truck
Unknown Speaker 46:50
was like he's begging me Please daddy, my life is paid you gotta kill me. And I'm like no, you're my son. Proud to be your dad fantastic these are the things that I need to pull up on YouTube for y'all cuz it's all in the same like episode but it's the same guy but he wrote like three separate songs that are essentially like about like marrying his truck and then having the son with his truck and like it's fantastic it's yeah it's so good. I so wish that that could have been involved in the in the car boys.
Unknown Speaker 47:31
Oh man. Well we can have another car boy episode we have some track dates planned Sir Go Yeah, well, maybe adding some new car boys. Are you a car boy.
Unknown Speaker 47:40
Um, I enjoy cars and I changed my own oil.
Unknown Speaker 47:46
People can do their
Unknown Speaker 47:47
own spark plugs and my own air filter that's about as far as I can go. Can I just say oh boy would call back what are the funniest things I've heard on this podcast was what do you like were the grocery store parking lot the guy was like hey what kind of cars
Unknown Speaker 48:12
I got a really weird look that was working for that day because I was just like out in their backyard and suddenly I dropped my tools and started laughing out loud for like a solid 30 seconds amazing fantastic
Unknown Speaker 48:29
Yeah, that was that was a rough one
Unknown Speaker 48:36
might be good to learn a little bit about your car so somebody asked questions about is
Unknown Speaker 48:41
whenever I get put on the spot I forget everything about myself.
Unknown Speaker 48:47
No card was like these are the interesting things about my car. It says I haven't driven 200,000 Miles
Unknown Speaker 48:57
could walk 300 100,000
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Miles More number one made that up then opening for episode yet.
Unknown Speaker 49:10
Oh very nice. Good Good stuff. Well, that's all my notes. So I'm going to continue to take more notes on other episodes is yeah, that way I can have something to talk about when I come back. Yeah, if you come back if I'm deemed worthy of coming back I'll send you guys pictures of infected genitalium. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 49:35
Sad here in Central Texas.
Unknown Speaker 49:37
I make no claims as to whether it'll be mine or not, but it will be infected. I'll tell you that much for sure.
Unknown Speaker 49:44
Speaking of being put on the spot, I did have a couple of questions that I was gonna ask you
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on the spot.
Unknown Speaker 49:52
I probably already know your answers, but you can answer to Oh, I love this. Okay, so what makes you the most anxious in life?
Unknown Speaker 50:00
Oh in life, or just something that comes to your head?
Unknown Speaker 50:03
Yeah, or you know just lately just lately
Unknown Speaker 50:07
doing doing a job that I've never done before, because like I'm so I've only been doing this landscaping handyman thing since the shutdown. Previous like 10 years, I was working in food service. And I've been doing the professional music thing since I moved here to Austin no eight. So everything else I've done has been supplemental. But you know, when the shutdown happened, and everything dried up musically, it was just like, well, Oh, go on unemployment, or I can start mowing lawns. And that has now evolved into like, I'm doing like drywall and carpentry and electrical and plumbing. Like, basically, like my unofficial slogan has become, I do what husbands hate doing. Like, literally, every time I do something that I haven't done before, no matter how confident I am in my ability to do it, there is just like, as I'm doing it, there's this mantra in my head of just like don't fuck this up. Don't focus up don't fuck this up. Realize I know that if I do, these people are paying me money to give them a subpar quality product. And that's not what I want to do. Because I like, you know, being called back and having people put good reviews on my Yeah, not site, but Facebook page, whatever. So yeah, that's the biggest cause of anxiety these days is like a so like the other day I got hired to do. This person had some cabinets in their kitchen. And there's some gaps Moloch around the microwave and like on the one of the bottom areas, so I just needed to cut some pieces of wood to like go between there, send them down, paint them and just put them up there easy. However, none of them are square. I can't just go cut the piece of wood. So I had to like build a jig so that I could cut a tapered thing. And it's not even. Pardon me. It's not even a big taper. It's like seven eighths of an inch down to three quarters of an inch. So it's like barely anything, but if you cut it straight, it's gonna be very obvious. So that kind of thing. Absolutely nerve wracking as hell these days. That's the biggest thing.
Unknown Speaker 52:07
But you can drive okay.
Unknown Speaker 52:11
I can drive okay.
Unknown Speaker 52:13
We get nervous about like driving
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a nervous logical thing that you get nervous or stressed about
Unknown Speaker 52:23
oh, what's the logical thing that I get nervous? Wait rested logical.
Unknown Speaker 52:28
I know this is dumb for like, I know this is dumb for me to be stressed or nervous. Yeah. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 52:33
Like swearing about anaphylaxis.
Unknown Speaker 52:36
Oh probably the idea that I'm gonna get like wrongfully arrested me for like selling drugs or something. And the FBI is gonna bust down my door two o'clock in the morning. Come on, in boy. I have literally sleep over this thing. And I'm just like, that is fucking scary, just like the idea of it, that my doors gonna get busted down because, like, as safe as we like to think our country is. If the government thinks that you're doing something really fucked, you have no protection. So that's the thing that I think about.
Unknown Speaker 53:12
That's really a legit one. Now.
Unknown Speaker 53:14
I guess that's not really a logical, but I mean, I guess it's a logical in the sense that like, I don't really do anything worth being reported for. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, so I guess in that context, it's a little illogical. But I'm also get really worried about this is this is also on the logical side of like, if I'm mowing somebody's lawn, or like trimming their bushes that I'm gonna like snip a power line, or like sprinkler heads and then I'm gonna have to go do a whole bunch of extra work for them
Unknown Speaker 53:47
to like, run over their cat.
Unknown Speaker 53:50
Like, hit a rock in front of me.
Unknown Speaker 53:55
There's this one client that I've mowed her lawn for like the last two years. And there's this one section where I'm doing like the edging that like there's little bits of gravel and they always get like flung and it's right at her kitchen window. And so I'm just like, every time I do I'm just like, Please don't break or window but I mean, it's it's it's never done it and it's probably never going to but like that is it? So most of my illogical anxieties just come from being on the job. And even back when I was working in food service, I would have what I like to work at Chili's. And I have what I'd like to call chili mares were like, like literally what sorry, like nightmares, but um, and like one of the ones that happen multiple times was I would come into work. I would like clock in everything would be normally fine. I'd go up to the first table, get their drink orders, walked over to the computer to put the drinks in. And I couldn't read anything on the screen. Everything was in either fuzzy or in a different language. And I was just Like, Oh, just breezing up there. That was a dream that I had so many times. And it's never nothing ever like that ever ever happened. That was a weird way to say that. But nothing even close to that ever happened when I was on the job but like you know your brain when you're sleeping likes to go through the worst case scenarios of a lot of stuff. Yeah, yeah. The weirdest one I ever had was, I came into work. I went to the first table, got their drink orders and then immediately left and started helping a friend move in the hole in the dream in the dream the whole time I'm helping this person just take boxes into their apartment. And my brain is going you got to get back to these guys are going to be so it's been like three hours and you still haven't gotten their drinks to them. Yet I kept still just so weird.
Unknown Speaker 55:56
I hate dreams like that where you're like trying to do something but you can't like That's so fucking true.
Unknown Speaker 56:01
Do you have any of those in relation to like what you do with car boy number three?
Unknown Speaker 56:05
Ah, no. Because mostly I'm I'm a business lady. I call it just doing office stuff. So just like this
Unknown Speaker 56:13
pretty well. Sometimes you have to try to get in the car. Sometimes I have to do scary things. Getting into a car stressful. The mail.
Unknown Speaker 56:34
There could be anthrax in there from 20 years ago, dude.
Unknown Speaker 56:38
Goddamnit. Think about that.
Unknown Speaker 56:42
Something in the mail, like, four years ago, I think and it was um, it was like this little package. I think it was like a wall hook or something. But it got delivered in an envelope that was taped all up weird and stuff. And I didn't recognize like, the who sent it. And so I like freaked out and I was like sending pictures to my family. And then people were like, oh, it's probably okay. And I was like, well, here's your pictures of like, where it came from and stuff, just in case I thought it was it was like just after the like Austin like bomber thing. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 57:18
dude, I was at one of the Goodwill's that was like buy one of the bombs like earlier?
Unknown Speaker 57:23
No way. Great. He would go off or like no, I was
Unknown Speaker 57:26
there earlier in the day and it was like, maybe three or four hours later. Crazy. That was
Unknown Speaker 57:33
a little bit of a scary time. I was always scared that I was gonna like drive over like a tripwire on the way to work. Because people were talking about seeing like tripwires and stuff and from neighborhood no way not far from
Unknown Speaker 57:43
here. Some people just want to watch the world burn
Unknown Speaker 57:47
screw. I'm not one of them.
Unknown Speaker 57:50
Anyway, Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 57:51
Think of a scary thing that I have to do with car number three. Sorry. So it's called Air driving. So the first time it happened, I had had a lot of an energy drink. So I get in the car and I don't remember what he was looking for. But basically, He lifted me up on the lift. So I'm like super high up. You're in the car. I'm in the car. He lifted me like it was maybe like six or seven feet in the air. But it feels really high up. And I had to like press the gas pedal and like do stuff so he could look under the car. Oh, cool. It was scary.
Unknown Speaker 58:27
Fun, but also mildly terrifying. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 58:30
Yeah, he gets under it.
Unknown Speaker 58:32
Yeah. So it's like on scary. Yeah, it's on the lift. And so he's like looking at whatever while I'm like pressing the gas pedal or like the steering wheel or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 58:42
Theoretically, those lifts are supposed to be pretty safe. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 58:47
Like, looking at the ceiling, like pressing a gas pedal. I'm like, what if somehow it drives
Unknown Speaker 58:56
that's kind of like, Y'all y'all have both done VR. I know you have but you don't ever have. Oh, man. So one of one of my favorite VR game things is not even really a game. It's just like, it puts you on top of a mountain and lets you just look around. And there's little spots that you can kind of jump to around the mountain. But the one that like freaked me out so bad, because it like highlights just how easy it is to trick your brain into thinking that you're no longer in a living room. Yeah, it was it was on the edge. And like there's not even a long drop like 10 foot drop down to the next section. But you can walk out into open air in there. And so like the first time that I did, as I'm like moving my foot to take that first step into open air, my brain started going don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. It was such a strange disconnect. Yeah, it's consciously I know this is a video game. This isn't real. Yeah, but what my eyes and my ears were seeing Hold me unequivocably. You're on a mountaintop right now and you're about to step off of a ledge. It was it's a weird thing. But yeah, I definitely imagine it's a similar thing when you're up on the lift, looking at a wall and hitting the gas pipe. Yeah. Well, it's weird. That's the sounds not fun.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:18
Have you guys seen the VR video of the guy? I guess it was like a VR for like a sex VR thing. And I was just like, there's a whole line of people waiting to use this Vr and this guy's just like, banging humping a door and watching stuff
Unknown Speaker 1:00:34
in front of other people. I mean, no
Unknown Speaker 1:00:37
part of me like oh, it's just had to be like friend groups just fucking around hanging out trying to do weird stuff. But also, I feel like there's at least one guy that would do fucked up so
Unknown Speaker 1:00:47
I guess I can tell me you wouldn't?
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Was it you
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would like to plead the fifth. Trying to show off a skill. Yeah, I mean, how else am I can show my friends that I have not actually the to pump jumped at all. To say that I am.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:10
trumping my vocabulary. Pretty good.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:15
Boy, they call me the Half Minute Man. Tells though,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:20
like, oh, there's my my. Oh, yeah. Okay, but you're referencing my two minute joke, right?
Unknown Speaker 1:01:25
Yeah. On the car boys episode,
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you're referencing my two minute joke, the
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two minute man.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:32
Like, did I tell that? Yes.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:35
Okay. I'm sorry, I ruined your joke, or you're
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fired. You're fired. It was actually it's very
Unknown Speaker 1:01:41
brand. So I have one more short question. And then another question. Are there ever any MILFs that you do work for? Because I feel like that's a stereotype. Lady with
Unknown Speaker 1:01:55
a girl, this is one of the things that I wanted to talk about. This specific example has happened in so many different times as so many different iterations. But it's the same thing of I will get hired by a wife, and her husband will be there working from home while I'm doing the work. And he will just stare down at me like, why are you doing that? And like, sometimes I've overheard the husband talking to the wife about like, why did you hire somebody? I was gonna do that. And she's just like, Well, yeah, but you've been saying you're gonna do it for six months. So I hired somebody to do it. And I try to like, you know, give the guys some reassurance of just like, you know, I understand, like, we don't always have time to do stuff, you should see my house, which this isn't true at all. You should see my house, I have so many projects that I have queued up that I would love to do, but I don't have time for. So I tried to like give them some reassurance that their wife isn't like cheating on them. But like, they husbands get super insecure. The wife hires a handyman to come around and do stuff,
Unknown Speaker 1:03:06
especially in your gym and nails outfit. To say that doesn't help.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:15
That's funny that some guys are like that. Because like me, Brandon will try to do something and then he just hire someone.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:23
He hires them, if you were to hire them, and be like, this is something I wanted you to do, and you didn't do it. So I hired somebody. Like there's something there's something in the male psyche that causes us to, like, have an inferiority complex starts to work its way in when you do that. But um, but on that same note, there's been several times where it's just a single woman. And she'll like bring like, Okay, this, this one happened just last month. This one's in this in the neighborhood to not up here, but like, you know, half a mile or a mile from here. The client I hadn't met before. And when she opens the door, she's only wearing like a pajama top that goes like, six inches below her naughty bits. Wow, no bra. And it's clear, like it's kind of a cold morning, and she is clearly, you know, chickens are done. She starts walking me through the house and showing me the different bedrooms and all this stuff. Were you there for yard work, or I was there for a bunch of
Unknown Speaker 1:04:25
different stuff. Lots of services. A variety of services.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:31
Like to plead the fifth. But like the whole time, I'm just thinking, I've seen porns this startup exactly like this. And I'm wondering like, if this is you know, where she's intending on it going? And so far. I mean, I don't know if I'm pleased to report this. But so far, it hasn't gone that way in any of these iterations. But like no less than 10 times in the two years I've been doing this Have I like been walking through a house with a new client? And I'm like, I can't tell if you're just, you actually want me to do work on this or if like you're just trying to get worked on.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:12
If it ever happens, please come on the podcast and tell us
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from the mountaintops because like, that's a fantasy
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next we're going to be a plumber
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pipes work on your pipe can
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a couple of clients that I've gotten that, like we've become friendly in the way that like, I can show up and make an innuendo and she'll just laugh at it? Because it's like, I would say my greatest superpower in this life is I can I'm not threatening to anybody's relationship or their sexuality or anything like people know that like after spending very little time with me that like consent is super important, but I'll make jokes and like, but like did the fact that like they know that like I don't really mean anything by it. I could show up and be like, Hey, I'm here to work on your pipes. And you know, usually they get a kick out of it. So that's good. I like that Jamie what was that? Can you dissect that for us? Ports
Unknown Speaker 1:06:38
we get air is the British accent or youngest cat for those that don't know she has. She has a British accent. Nice. I know what she's adopted. Cheerio. girl go.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:50
Oh, geez. What is what is Sam's voice?
Unknown Speaker 1:06:53
Ah, you know, honestly, I have envisioned Mr. Deeds, no old guy. That's like I've imagined Samuel Sasquatch having a like a Spanish like, like, like putting boots into there is more like the like dosis a key sky that's like I don't know. Like whatever. I'm kind of like that.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:27
I don't always drag my butt on the carpet. But what I do I make sure there's extra poop coming up. Poop streak and
Unknown Speaker 1:07:36
when I do it's to help my awkward friend
Unknown Speaker 1:07:41
he really easy man give him some catnip when you come back.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:50
Oh, look at my last to give them what? Oh, I thought I'll give them some
Unknown Speaker 1:07:54
some treats. Okay, there we go. All right,
Unknown Speaker 1:07:56
sorry. Okay, so this is related to poop. So eventually we're gonna have a poop episode. But what's your most embarrassing poop story?
Unknown Speaker 1:08:06
Oh, yeah, that's what actually happened just a couple months ago. Because it was it was the first time in my adult life that I pooped my pants. So I don't remember exactly when this was, but um, the it was. It was on a Sunday and the night before I had eaten some spicy food. There's this amazing pub down on Burnett called nosh and Bevy, one of my favorite places, but um, they used to be an Indian restaurant called Zoravar. And then the bar was just like this little tiny room called baby blues saw of r1 under and they overtook that whole area and became like a proper English style Pub. But they kept some of the curries that the that some of them are offered, and they're amazing. They've got a korma, tikka masala and a vindaloo all of which are wonderful anyway, so I had had I think it was the Tikka Masala the night before. And it's it's pretty spicy. And as I'm sure you all can relate, when you have spicy food the next day the poops are a little more liquidity than what they normally might be.
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Yeah, check back in on this ghost pepper. Tomorrow. There we go.
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More for the hot liquid.
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Hey, there you go. So the next night was a Sunday and a friend of mine band was playing down on Rainey Street at like six o'clock and so I went down and saw them for a little while and I like to bike Downtown it's only like 10 miles it's not that far Silla yes
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sounds intense. Honestly,
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it's it's not that bad but like you do it enough times. degrees. You're in shape. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, rhombus shape. Um, so on the way back, um, I could start to feel you know, the churning is going on. And I'd already pooped like three times already pretty high poop threshold.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:05
As you said bike I was like it's a poop bikes.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:09
Absolutely approved bike story. Two thirds of the way home so I've still got about three miles to go. And I was like on this stretch and you know up like in the standing pedal dancing position, and I just felt a fart coming on. And I made the mistake of trusting. And it just shot liquid into my bike shorts. Which if you've ever worked bike shorts, incredibly tight around your bike and your legs. Fortunately, it wasn't that much. It was like this was it was a small splash and one little nugget. But like it definitely made it past the threat show before I was able to clench up and then I had to ride the three miles with poopy pants before I was able to go change clothes and yeah, get there. It was, it was simultaneously one of the funniest and most awkward experiences of my adult life is usually you know, I've never pooped my pants before at least not in my adult life. Yeah, so yeah, just having having that experience was was definitely a thing.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:27
Oh, what do you do when you get home? Did you just like,
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take your jumps in the shower?
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On the couch
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I intentionally picked a little bit more
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off my couch I have an adult pants shitting story.
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Yes.
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Because I've been debating but you've inspired me.
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And Alyssa you're on deck.
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Yes, I have a shitstorm
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adult beverage so I'm feeling I'm feeling good. So me and Brandon are cardboard number one. We would go to PAX South every year for those who don't know, it's like a big gaming convention. Um, it's not South is not happening anymore. But anyway, we went into this like, retro console room. We're watching people play like Xbox. And then I was like, Oh, right. And I was just like, oh, oh, no. Because like Yeah, I had to fire it and I trusted it. Like Brandon I was just like, I gotta go to the best so can I just like dash to the bathroom and I did indeed charge my pants with a little a little bit and I when I travel I carry like wet wipes and stuff with me so I was able to like clean it up and still still wear my underwear smart like it was not like bad bad. But when I went to the bathroom and took my pants down I heard something hit the ground and I was like what I like I thought I just dropped my chapstick or something I was like I looked around and I was like I don't see anything and then later that night it was around like midnight we're going back to the car and I realized there was the car keys I fuckin car keys when I shit my pants Oh yeah. Did you know well like we even like I we ran back to the convention center because they like we're gonna be open for like 30 more minutes and went to the bathroom looked checked with like all the cleaning staff that I saw like walking around we checked like with the Lost and Found security area nothing and so his mom had to overnight us a key extra overnight us an extra key that we had. Um, and then I missed work the next day but that's my pants shitting story.
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Too bad but it did
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lead to other things.
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Damn Well you never trust a fart
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after mile 200,000
Unknown Speaker 1:14:31
Well, I guess I gotta jump on with the show. So I was I had this guy that I really liked. I think it was maybe still in high school or like shortly after and we were gonna go hang out and so I was getting ready. And same thing I fucking shorted Oh, I don't remember he like didn't have a cell phone or what But I was like, Oh my God, he's on the way here and we just like change pants and went and hung out with him. Which is insane. Why would you do that? He was fine, but I would have done that. We were like hanging out and he's like, nervous. Nervous I fucking shot. Now I'm here. I should have stayed home but yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:33
Well, I'm glad you persevered through that. I mean, was it a least enjoyable hangout? No, cuz I was worried about Yeah,
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at least kind of like turnout. Okay. Besides the nervous Smith.
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I mean, I guess I just sit there and worry.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:58
That is a valid thing, like, you know, the whole night after like, is that after I got home and change my pants. I went over to Trudy's and was watching he went out to I wanted to watch like the World Series or like, you know, I don't usually watch sports on television aside from soccer, but like, when the World Series is on, or the Super Bowl, like I do enjoy watching those kinds of things. And so something of that sort was going on. And so I wanted to see that, and I don't have TV at my house. So I went out to eat the whole time. I was just like, Oh, my goodness.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:40
Yeah, I had a great conversation with the bartender though. The story, bad for me, give me a drink for free. So wait, no, wait, is that just true?
Unknown Speaker 1:16:52
We'll see. Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I have no problem talking about embarrassing things to other people because normally, it Garner's you pity and in the context of like being at a restaurant or something, you usually get something free out of it.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:07
That's the angle we need to use on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Awkward stuff we've been through.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:16
I can't tell you how many times I've made up awkward stuff just to get something or to like, have the icebreaker with somebody. That's I make no claims as to whether or not I made up that one was actually 100% true, though.
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If you're listening, just know that these memes are
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true. I mean, if you recently pooped in your nose, and your bowels are dry, yeah, go ahead. Trust apart just trust trust apart from the fart that bad.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:48
Yeah. But yeah, it's been at least like an hour to two hours since you last pooped. Don't trust a fart. Just don't do it. You're playing with fire of a brown sword.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:10
Especially if you're at a convention or about to go hang out with a cute
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boy. Yeah, yeah. And you're
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actually playing with water?
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Yeah, water is the right element for that.
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That must be the greatest part about being a waterbender. peoples in the forest inside somebody else?
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Well, people are like, what? 90% water? I don't remember what the percentages 70
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I think 70 or 80 is over half. Don't ask me
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number well over half.
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How many mouthwash shops full of water. 70.
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If we're still looking at okay, on time. I have a question for y'all. Sure. Go for it. Okay, cool. All right. Most, like if you could choose a superpower,
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what would it be and why? Speed reading? Wait, does it have to be like a realistic superpower? Or like no going it's super power. I was gonna do like speed reading because I'm like, you'd learn everything if you speed read and like just be able to do stuff. That's a legitimate thing. Like Absolutely. I feel like I'm short selling it because like I could, you know, a superpower. Like I can tap something. not human. Absolutely. So um, I always go for the comedic shoot spaghetti noodles out of my fingers.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:37
Is that similar to like spider man's wedding? Like just shoot? I don't get it though. Yeah,
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pretty much
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cooked spaghetti noodles.
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They be like what?
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Like world hunger. Yeah, it'd be cool. I don't think you could just stand there for like a year like there be more You just start. Yeah, but it's a start.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:03
You can shoot spaghetti noodles out of one hand and marinara sauce out of the other. Okay? My powers gonna be Marondera and then I'll just put meatballs together we were saying visibility though. Chill and not people not know I'm there. Right now, would you use that so that you could just like a coffee shop and like sit in the corner and become invisible and nobody would see you? Or would you use that to like espionage and like learn, you know, Secrets of peoples whether they be personal or government or whatever?
Unknown Speaker 1:20:50
Like a mix of stuff because like, I like to people watch. I know a lot of people think that's really weird. Oh, no. Greatest Okay, cuz I got like grilled on a Facebook post for that. Yes. Cuz someone I know someone that does like lighting effects and stuff for like, EDM shows and everything. Oh, cool. He was like, talking to this guy. Like, oh, hey, what do you think about the lights or whatever? And like, I was just like, Oh, I'm just people watching and he was like, I was fucking weirdo. And I was like, what I like to people watch. That was just that thing that everybody did was weird. Like, I consider myself like an observer. Like, my role. Yeah, society.
Unknown Speaker 1:21:29
I think people who are not okay with people people watching. Are the real like, I think they're strongly in the minority. Yeah. You're no more normal than you might think. Despite the blue hair. Yeah.
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Anyway, so yeah, I think invisibility because yeah, espionage, but also I'd like to just chill and like,
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watch. Well, no, that one's been taken. You got to pick a different one.
Unknown Speaker 1:21:58
Oh, shit was gonna do invisibility and marinera. So already gone. There if you really wanted to. Yeah, I'll make my own brand of jarred pasta sauce like Hell yeah, I like the office felicitous face.
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Make sure you only do one basil leaf per jar. Otherwise it just gets too much.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:28
Yeah, I'll do that. What kind of power would I have? I'm just gonna pick pick invisibility so I haven't really thought about a second one.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:38
And this can be unconventional to mine is very unconventional you're only going to think about yours. Yeah. Okay, this one's a bit off the wall. It would be the power to refill things at will. Oh, anything anything? If that's you know, run out of water fill up my water bottle you know I'm got popcorn or snacks next to me fill those up. Oh hell yeah. You know you're you're like at a bar drinking and your drink runs dry? Or like you see somebody else who's getting close to that just refill their drink you meet a girl at the bar now here's where it gets even cooler. You're you're locked in a conversation with somebody that you really don't want to be locked in conversation with their bladder fill their bladder
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you're you're you're having a conversation with somebody that you really like, but you know she's not quite as busty as you'd like her to be. You could probably cut that for the
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soups are popular babies in women's
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best we just take on the podcast to appreciate yes, if I wasn't holding my microphone clapping as well. Um, so in light of that weird off the wall one any other any other ideas on the power to make anything spicy. That would be cool, as spicy as you wanted it. So some assholes just like, oh yeah, I'll just take the hottest wings that you got or whatever. You can just like ramp the spice lamp until you know it's going to do damage to their fire shirt.
Unknown Speaker 1:24:36
Make their envelopes. Things spicy. So when they look there
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you could like make their drink spicy. So that like they think that they're just drinking water but it's like adding heat to three sides.
Unknown Speaker 1:24:51
There'll be crazy things that can take down low. You know white male privilege patriarchy.
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Yes. Yeah, absolutely. See
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what I see smoke
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between the power of spice and the power of refilling, we could take down the patriarchy
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corner and watch
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a secret video of everything and broadcast
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you'll be in the toilet with them watching them
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in the bathroom yeah
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the actual toilet bowl
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What do you British calling the whole bathroom with toilet
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water cloth of the kids these days are calling it
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I wish we had a water just Well, to me water closet is when you have a huge bathroom and then you have a toilet inside your bathroom small room was off. Oh, okay. Is that to me? That's very super specifically what I want Oh, sure.
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Yeah, that works.
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I could see it not being that.
Unknown Speaker 1:25:58
Yeah, no it by definition. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Yeah, and actually, my current house then has a water closet is like it's in the master bedroom. The there's like the sink that's actually like in the bedroom part. And then there's just like a little thing closes off that's where the toilet in the shower. So I guess by definition that is a water closet.
Unknown Speaker 1:26:22
I noticed your bathrooms like that too in your when you saw the dome when I had to crawl under your bed
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the giant box in the shrine
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that makes me think of
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speaking of just side note on Hey Arnold. I saw a video the other day of this music theory guy who like goes into the music of different shows and games and movies and stuff. And he did one on Hey Arnold. That soundtrack is so good. Like yeah, singers they put out like jazzy like a like funk jazz kind of stuff. Oh, it's so good.
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Oh yeah, cuz it's all like Oh, that's not as great
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they did like the intro track the outro track and like the song that plays whenever Arnold's like coming into his room and doing stuff in his room, which remember any cool room he had with like the remote control fold out? I don't remember this at all. Yeah, he had like, it was like a garage door opener button. But he would like make this couch fold out from the wall and his skylight to the bed. So you could just like look at the sky look at the New York night sky, which I'm sure men that it was more I would imagine that the actual like images that he would see in that context were more akin to Madagascar. Then they were to the actual Hey Arnold isn't Hey Arnold. There was plenty of stars in the sky. Whereas if you remember the the hit, I think it was 2005 computer animation film Madagascar. They were like in the zoo and they're like, oh, look, the star is out tonight. Turned out to be a helicopter because light pollution is a very real problem.
Unknown Speaker 1:28:28
I haven't noticed that in Austin yet. So it's not too
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bad out here. Yeah, we get a good amount of stars. And the nice thing is if you go like 10 miles out of town to like Bastrop or even over like bull creek or Lakeway area the amount of stars like triples crazy.
Unknown Speaker 1:28:44
Is it pronounced France Bastrop okay always always thought was like a strop. I was like I'm at the ARB, Baraniuk arbitrage
Unknown Speaker 1:29:13
if it helps understand, you know, that kind of thing because, like, okay, and ask, you know, a neutral third party when you're looking at a large estate. Uh huh. And they say this is a blank and it's a word spelled ma N O R.
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O manner. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.
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Just to the east of Austin, all these dudes and dudettes out here like no, it's Mainer. Like where's the why? Where is
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the why always hear meaner but I've never seen as investable
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minor. Okay, and I refuse to call it maner. It will always be Manor, Texas to me.
Unknown Speaker 1:29:57
I want to ask you guys Just some areas of back home. I want to see how you guys pronounce
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excellent love it. He's all Mississippi backwoods towns.
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I don't know if you've been to Houston that much, but there's a road that's Kirk indole. But it's spelled like Kuykendahl.
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You just throw the AR in there and the pronunciation interest. It's
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a weird one. Oh, I
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mean, like, the first half of that word is a slur against German people. So I kind of understand
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like, we'll say it different.
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Okay, so I'm bringing her on the first thing, bring it around. Oh,
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the one the surface A D? Is that D apostrophe? l
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should we do a 123 and say it at the same time? Or is that too complicated
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to show or show Alyssa and will be I will do a 12312 3.0 I forgot how to speak first. Okay,
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I think I know. Okay, ready 123 D D Iberville. I'm showing my sweaty pits racing I just pictured Dilbert.
Unknown Speaker 1:31:32
Then D Iberville. would actually make sense. Okay. Well, that's a point to a lesson. You're sitting here the big old goose egg. Okay. i There's a way that I want to pronounce this, but I'm pretty sure that the way that it's pronounced. I'm gonna pronounce it the way I think that it's actually pronounced.
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Okay. 123
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beautiful. It was pa SCAGO eu la and I want to pronounce that Pascarella.
Unknown Speaker 1:32:10
I was trying to think of weird things. The American
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pronunciation is of course going to be Pascagoula. It was so so uh, when I was living up in the Fort Worth area. One of the big roads that went through my little tiny town was spelt. McLeroy was like his capital M little c capital L E. R O Y. McLeroy makes perfect sense. Everybody in that town McElroy? Like, how did these people pass third grade?
Unknown Speaker 1:32:45
Well, I have a couple more but fun thing there's also a place there. The Kill k ln it's a city or the city called Kill? Because there used to be a big killer. But anyway, um, everyone just calls it the kill the kill the kill? Yeah, so
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it's take the LR take the head off. Yeah. And they
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add the like, you just call it the murder. Can't say like, we're gonna do real. Like you can't say like, we're going to the Austin. Like that doesn't sound right, but go into the kill. Interesting. That's accurate. But they would also without the sounds weird
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and saying it that way. They'd be like, we're going to the asta. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, it's really weird. Kill. Yikes. All right. So we got two words, capital D E, capital L I S L E. I'm pretty sure I've heard this one before. So this might not be super fair. Okay. But, but uh Oh, yeah. Well, after we have to redo our guesses you'll have to? Yes, does it
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1230 Okay, I'm making Denise and making a silent letter. It's de Lille.
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De Lisle is what the GPS GPS says.
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If you take the L off of the first word, it's like IO like Island.
Unknown Speaker 1:34:09
Yeah. So that's why I decided to do you want to the alternative, like leave a letter out things? Shooting?
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Lists, the lice? I don't even remember. De Laos? Yeah.
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Dilbert.
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Here's a there's, I could maybe collect more for like another time. But here's one more for now. Okay. Oh, I
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like this one. This one This one to me. I'm gonna pronounce this. The way that the person who's in charge of like the person in the restaurant who's in charge of the toppings for their like for the
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123
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saucy, a saucy Oh, okay. So sure.
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So sa you see ie Are my superpower
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a soldier?
Unknown Speaker 1:35:08
Yeah like if you're looking at a restaurant I believe that's exactly how you pronounce or how you spell saucy a person was in charge of making the sauces Yeah, that's really a thing Michelin star restaurants like actually have a soft da and it's their job to make the sauces for the
Unknown Speaker 1:35:28
cool. I thought that was just like a made up word, but it made sense. You know?
Unknown Speaker 1:35:32
I mean, it probably is a made up word.
Unknown Speaker 1:35:37
I do have one more. That I think would be fun. Okay.
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We have our scores, so I guess it's fun a tiebreaker.
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Okay, yeah, we're everything's made up of the points don't matter. Oh, okay, so it's ga UTIE are just
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don't know how to stand. Okay, well, considering
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how the last one was. I have a guess that this was gonna say
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a weird thing. Good. 123 good.
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guitar and voucher. It's go Shay, go.
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Go. She used to be like, Go Shay.
Unknown Speaker 1:36:15
If you live there, I would spell it go. UX. Oh, yeah. There you go. They spell like that. That stuff is like all over because there's like, go you will LSU signs all over.
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Felt like
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Yeah, I used to think that the EU x had an EU sound instead of an o sound. Because like there was you know you know, Papa dough. I used to think it was a cricket. But like, I used to think it was proud papa do because the one up in the Fort Worth area when I lived up there. They on their billboard sign thing. They for a while had it to where it said If mama don't cook, Papa do but it was. So for a longest time. I was like, it's Papa Do you idiot? On their side? What's it like working to Papa dough?
Unknown Speaker 1:37:12
I mean, it sucks. It's food service. So as bad as other places, but I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad. It's pretty fun.
Unknown Speaker 1:37:24
Was it better or worse than working for carboy? Number three?
Unknown Speaker 1:37:28
Oh, we're working with the public is always worse.
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Although technically, you kind of do have to work for the public a little
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bit. But it's only like, we don't have that many customers.
Unknown Speaker 1:37:39
I want to do this one update thing that I want. As far as your job goes, because you had talked about a handful of episodes ago, about like how you started just pretending that you were cardboard over three, placing an order for stuff. Have you done more of that? How's it going?
Unknown Speaker 1:37:57
Actually, the other day, we were talking about that because we were doing our taxes. And I was like waiting for an email or something. But it was on his email account. And he was like, oh, yeah, let me get you that email. And I was like, Oh, it's okay. Like, I just logged into your email. And it was like, You're George. Whoa. Aren't you? Yes. Your chill bitch.
Unknown Speaker 1:38:22
to bleep out that Doc. Sorry, people. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:38:24
yeah. No, we have our last name on the podcast. Yeah. Um, because we're proud of this. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, confidently. I am proud of this. We put a lot of work
Unknown Speaker 1:38:41
that's working and you know, I hope that you continue to be able to falsify
Unknown Speaker 1:38:48
any any more phone calls. No phone calls just more internet fraud and being him on the internet. Yeah. Like, what's your social I only know is like that's, that's what you need to like, do stuff. Like yeah, not all of it. Some of it. You need the full social, so
Unknown Speaker 1:39:09
very nice. Yeah. Well, man, this has been a wonderful time. Yes. I really, like Well, assuming that the audience reaction isn't like he was horrible. Never. Again. If you have any thoughts and you want to contribute to the conversation, of course, nervous laughter podcast@gmail.com Hell
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yeah.
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Of course the Twitter and the Instagram. Twitter What is it nervous laugh pod?
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Yes, nervous left.
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Over but we do Oh, I did give him stickers. I have a bunch of stickers to do the sticker announcement for them if you
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are nervous laughter stickers. If you want some message us either on Twitter or Instagram or Gmail, any of the above? are the only fans were working on their feet. pics of the cat is gonna be cat pics. I'll
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print out some sharp content too, I guess. Yes.
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We could build that up.
Unknown Speaker 1:40:16
Okay, I'm sorry. I did have one last thing that I want. We could we could probably splice this in earlier before the announcements of the end of the episode thing. Um, but uh, you know, hoping Harry's dog blue. Yes, awkward. I hope I genuinely hope one day that you get to meet blue. He is a hound dog and he is genuinely the most awkward animal I've ever met in my life.
Unknown Speaker 1:40:36
He doesn't like know how to bend his knee.
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Literally. He'll walk around to stiff legged and like when he tries to get up on the couch he has to like push himself to both legs and every time that I see him now I'm just like this should be the unofficial mascot for the nervous laughter podcast.
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Y'all go over there get some video
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recording is so good.
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I'm trying to run in the yard so good
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I'm gonna take a quick video
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anyway but yeah, no bunch of stickers like get your stickers put them on your car put them on your water bottle your little empty it is a little empty I've been you know I've been thinking about that and I think the nervous laughter podcast sticker is going to be the first one to Chris in this thing you really liked
Unknown Speaker 1:41:38
Yeah, so that's the show and we also have to I think we have to give Mike a little bit of credit for I think we have a new outro because that's kind of like hello world was that a thing yeah yeah later fat heads party on
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because I guess it wasn't my email your email
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better than us Yeah.
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Dude like by you know, social media announcements and stuff like from here on out.
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By the way that sounded better but it wasn't
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so could you please come back Yes, thank you guys so much for having me on. All the fat heads out there. Keep having fat heads yeah!