Listener Mardi Gras updates, Frozen Dead Guy Days, and a walk down television memory lane.
The show kicks off with some listener Mardi Gras update. Mardi Gras Magic baby! We talk about our experience at Austin Witch Fest - it was a blast, had a lot of fun, and there was minimal cringe damage. Alyssa shares some weird words for the week and Jamie shares some information about a cool event called Frozen Dead Guy Days. We take a little walk down the TV memory lane, mainly Spike TV. Be warned there is a little tarantula talk at the end!
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Unknown Speaker 0:01
I didn't do what I said I was gonna do. So um, I so yesterday I had a meeting was like a new boss kind of person in the company, kind of like new boss over my department and it was just like a 15 minute just like introducing ourselves to each other. Like, these are the activities we like to do. So when we got to that part, I was like, I got to just talking about how our like, did you like aerials and like parkour and stuff? And he was like, oh, yeah, that's cool. And for some reason. I said, "Yeah, I can lift heavy stuff" Then I was just kind of try not to laugh the rest of time. I was like, I can lift heavy stuff. What? What did they say? Was there just like, Oh, cool. Yeah. This kind of like rolled into like, whatever he was saying. There's people that are very good with handling those kinds of things.Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. We're your hosts, Jamie.
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She likes to lift heavy things. And this is Alyssa.
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You also liked lift heavy things
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right now I'm a weak ass bitch though. I'll get strong again.
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And we'll lift each other's spirit.
Unknown Speaker 2:01
Yep. Um, and your cringe level on up.
Unknown Speaker 2:05
And we have some you have some exciting news for us. Right BB. bb, bb, bb, bb, bb.
Unknown Speaker 2:16
We have an update. This is a Mardi Gras update.
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Update. Get your update here.
Unknown Speaker 2:24
So Bailey, the young man that was looking for boobs at Mardi Gras. Yes. On our Instagram that he found them. Yes. Fuck yeah, this is a huge development.
Unknown Speaker 2:38
Yeah, I hope that you know, it was huge. And she had
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developed as well. So he says, I saw not one but two boobs.
Unknown Speaker 2:50
Wait, does he mean sets are like on one
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on one person, but we're wrong, please. Correct.
Unknown Speaker 3:00
Yeah, cuz I was just thinking like, here's one and then like, here's the other one.
Unknown Speaker 3:08
I don't know. As someone who has never done any flashing outside of my home. I don't know. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 3:19
I'm gonna Yeah, I haven't done any flashing outside of my home either. But I have seen flashing. Oh, yeah. I went to a just a super small like bridesmaid party thing in New Orleans. And we were at a bar like up on the balcony and then a woman below flashed us. And for some beads. I wasn't Mardi Gras but they still like they just play around with that shit. There. Was this
Unknown Speaker 3:46
the bar that had the booger on the toilet now. Clarify.
Unknown Speaker 3:53
So he said he saw not one but two boobs, probably because of the new episode. Couldn't be any other reason. Thanks, NLP. So
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yeah, I'm round of applause.
Unknown Speaker 4:08
So I feel like we're both magicians now. So anyone else is having trouble seeing boobs? Let us know. Maybe we can help you. Yeah, we'll
Unknown Speaker 4:17
talk about it. Um, I feel like there needs to be like a specific word for that. Like boob? dition. Jug. dition.
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I like jug tissue edition.
Unknown Speaker 4:27
It's kind of hard to say but edition. I'm supposed to be me. Oh, yeah. Anna curly also wrote in. Was that a Mardi Gras story?
Unknown Speaker 4:41
Yeah, it is a Mardi Gras story. Find this. It says I'm a Mardi Gras hater. I just don't like how it's basically a giant excuse for public intoxication. I remember one year my friend Brandon he used to sing in my band. Got out Slowly wasted is like a 15 year old in just pure daytime, which is the worst kind of drunk degree.
Unknown Speaker 5:09
And so I could have actually done that too, and I missed out.
Unknown Speaker 5:14
You missed out. He was just asking random people for alcohol. Like you shouldn't. It was pretty much successful from everyone. He asked How the fuck do people just give kids child? Don't fucking do that. Like,
Unknown Speaker 5:30
oh, you're not at the top of the ladder. You must.
Unknown Speaker 5:34
You're the older ones. Okay. He said he was chasing him trying to get him to stop going around the bay. While he's just repeating this cycle of throw up, ask people for booze and more stay to Linux point. He at one point took his phone and ripped it apart.
Unknown Speaker 5:59
That's such a drunk thing to do. I don't need this really expensive phone behind and buy
Unknown Speaker 6:09
a new one. Eventually, we gave up and took him to his mom and said he was her problem. She was also plastered and barely knew what we were saying.
Unknown Speaker 6:21
Oh, he needs more booze.
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You go. young son, she just
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mama burns that's how they do it in the South.
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Mardi Gras magic baby.
Unknown Speaker 6:37
Um, and so earlier today, Alyssa and I went to a little local which Fest and, you know, overall, I'm pretty smooth. It wasn't nothing like too bad. I make eye contact with a person at like a booth that was like, reading cards or something that I didn't want to do. And she waved. And I just ignored her.
Unknown Speaker 7:11
Yeah, sorry, I just said, I tried to just kind of completely avoid that booth all day. Luckily, we did. I kind of like, because I know you went off to another booth. And so I was like, Okay, I'm gonna walk around on this side and then go around so I can skip the booth between.
Unknown Speaker 7:30
Um, it was fun. We saw Ellen from imagine so yeah, we got her. Yeah. The official soap or the podcast? Yes. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 7:41
Keeps us clean. Smelling good. And, yeah, we definitely stocked up.
Unknown Speaker 7:48
Yeah, we got a lot. And it was cool. She remembered who we were like, Yeah, I just kind of thought that. Just like I'd said on Instagram, like, oh, yeah, like me and my friend. Jamie will be there. And she's like, Oh, cool. But then when we met her, she was like, Oh, you're the people with the podcast. I was like, Oh, cool. You'd be like, who? What the fuck are you talking about?
Unknown Speaker 8:13
And we're the podcast people now. Yeah, yeah. And we also happen to be wearing the same shirt today. On the left shirt,
Unknown Speaker 8:23
which I almost text you because this has happened before, but I just like got distracted and didn't. It happens
Unknown Speaker 8:28
quite a bit. And yeah, and we don't even I don't even think we have like two we have like three of the same shirts. I think so. So I don't it happens a lot. I guess we just like these a lot. We
Unknown Speaker 8:41
both brought jean jackets to our minds.
Unknown Speaker 8:46
Um, and then, you know, we both have green hair. Alissa's is like a darker, like, strawberry candy. Grandma candy green. Does that sound appropriate? And then mine's just like a minty pastel II kind of green. And I think some people may have thought that we were together. Because like, I just remember at one booth there. There's two girls working there. And they're like, oh, like your shirt. And they're like, oh, like your guys's hair is like both green but like different shades. And then I was like, oh, yeah, like Look at the cute lesbian. Like, matching with like, even their hair. So probably good. You left the jean jacket in the
Unknown Speaker 9:35
car. Probably. Yeah. And you're you're
Unknown Speaker 9:39
in like all black so it would be like she's the bad bitch.
Unknown Speaker 9:42
Yeah, I think I'm definitely the more dominant because Jamie had on like her pretty wedding ring and you're like my silicone wedding ring. Like, I'm the tough one.
Unknown Speaker 9:56
She's baddie. Um
Unknown Speaker 10:00
There's nothing else I was gonna say about that. No, I totally. Yeah, we got our oracle cards read. And she told us both podcasts was going to be successful. So,
Unknown Speaker 10:12
so now it's up to you. Okay. Pass the pressure off. Yeah, that was that was pretty fun. I was actually kind of surprised because like, I'm like a little bit into that stuff. I'm not like super into it or anything, but it just, it felt like kind of just like a fun like little, like therapy session and just like confidence kind of boost, like, okay, these are things that I do want, because these are the questions I'm asking. So, you know,
Unknown Speaker 10:39
yeah, the last time I had my cards read, I think it was in New Orleans. And I think the chick doing it and just like totally fucking me. Like, she told me that I was gonna have find out I was gonna be having twins within the next couple months, which I definitely don't fucking want. Like six months, like, every month, I was like, Oh, I have twins.
Unknown Speaker 11:09
Is there a time limit on that? Like, is that?
Unknown Speaker 11:13
Yeah, like soon? And this was like, probably in 2019. Yeah. And then I had an uncle that was sick. And she was like, oh, yeah, he's gonna live and he did not live. Like, just like everything that I asked. He was just like, yeah, you'll get with you. But I kind of it gives you
Unknown Speaker 11:36
kind of like a confidence boost. Because, you know, just kind of like, yes, these are things that I need to hear, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 11:45
Except for the twins thing. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 11:48
Maybe that just gave you like extra birth control. Or I told you this before, but I'd like to share it as a podcast
Unknown Speaker 11:58
story. I got my palm read one of the times I was in New Orleans. And I mean, I'm pretty sure the lady there like, yeah, she probably like made up stuff or whatever. And she before I left, she took the like, wrapper off of her cigarette box. Got some kind of stone thing and like crushed. Crushed some of it in there. So it's like a little powdery. And then she gave me the fucking like, wrapper thing. And she was like, here put this like under your pillow, or did you ever? I mean, I did for like a week or sorry, I
Unknown Speaker 12:41
would have been like
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my masters because I felt a little more embarrassed of it because I was like, bullshit, but then you know, there's that like, yeah, 9% of you. That's like, Yeah, but who fucking cares if I just stick it under there and forget
Unknown Speaker 13:00
I have some weird words that I recently came across. It's nothing like too crazy. Was it? Um, so there's a town in Texas called Innes. Ennis and it's like a and n is or maybe in is I don't know it's kind of like north from here. Probably like drove that yeah, we drove that direction when we did car boys stuff.
Unknown Speaker 13:28
Okay, I'm glad you pronounced it because I would have pronounced it like he nice
Unknown Speaker 13:36
was watching this show that I watch with carboy number three and it's like these guys that do all this racing stuff but they have all this like stupid fucking drama. And so I actually like to watch it. And like they have nicknames and one of their nicknames is Daddy Dave just all the time when
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guys are calling him daddy
Unknown Speaker 14:00
I don't know if it's like the name of their car and they go by it or like Yeah, but it's just another dude being like, like there's one guy that's like just go Dan or Dave or something. But yeah, they're all just variations of Dave Yeah, so I'm always like, oh my god is that daddy Dave racing. But they went to the track the race track it in us. And this guy was like, here we are in Enos, Texas. That would have been me. Like, it's obviously not pronounced Enos amo sounds like fuckin penis. Like, why did you put an extra key to make it sound like penis? You fuckin weirdo?
Unknown Speaker 14:43
Maybe that's what he was thinking of. Because I mean, I guess it is penis without the pee. Yeah, maybe he's an inner
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ear. Yeah, that was just like what the fuck?
Unknown Speaker 14:55
What would George's nickname be? Oh god. Did he have like a mechanic nickname? No. Um,
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I don't know what his names on like the car forums are and stuff like he said that's probably where daddy Dave and some of them get their names like internet forums. Yeah, I don't know. I'll ask him. That's a good question. Well, he
Unknown Speaker 15:18
can be cardboard number three now. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 15:21
guess that's his name. Yeah. Or I don't know. I kind of like like
Unknown Speaker 15:25
Hellboy. Oh, and you had another word thing, right?
Unknown Speaker 15:32
Oh, yeah, it's not really like a new word. But I forgot to mention this when I was talking about the RV stuff. So RV bathrooms. They can be a dry bath, or what's called a wet bath, which is a term that I fucking hate. It's disgusting sounding.
Unknown Speaker 15:50
So I already think of Bath as being what
Unknown Speaker 15:58
a dry bath is like, if you have you know, a separate toilet and sink and shower. A wet bath. Like the shower is just like, or the toilet. It's just like in the shower. It's like a whole room of wet.
Unknown Speaker 16:14
Oh, okay. So kind of like how long the bathrooms are like in Japan? How it's just
Unknown Speaker 16:19
yeah, it's just like one little thing. Yeah, wet bath. Just sounds so disgusting. You mean carboy number two, like, tried to make up another name for it. And I forgot what it was. But
Unknown Speaker 16:38
it was a mix between like shitting and showering should tower. You can do both in a wet bath at the same time, but that term is vile.
Unknown Speaker 16:49
It's like, I don't know. It just makes me think of like, showers or not showers helping waffle stomping around.
Unknown Speaker 16:56
But I mean, I guess like the toilets there so you don't have to do that. So it's
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anti waffle spam.
Unknown Speaker 17:05
Yeah, I don't know. We don't I didn't grow up like that sound. It's very weird concept.
Unknown Speaker 17:12
We're not waffle stomping authorities. Yeah,
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or what bath
Unknown Speaker 17:19
another grossest term with the word wet is a wet nurse. Like, you know, what is that? I think it still happens some, but like back before formula was the thing. Like, if you ran out of like, milk for your baby, you could just like pass it to somebody else. To like, get the form or you know, totally breastfeed. Yeah, you like breastfeed for another person? So that was like a wet nurse. Like that was some people's like job, but I don't know how you make yourself have stuff if you had a baby. I don't know, but anything that the term wet is just fucking vile to me.
Unknown Speaker 18:06
Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does kind of just add like a gross. Yeah, it just makes me
Unknown Speaker 18:11
think of like a pair of pants like saturated and pee or like a shirt set? I don't know. So my brain
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works.
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Basically think of my piece of jumper back in episode one.
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If you haven't listened to that.
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Yeah, it's a really exciting story.
Unknown Speaker 18:33
I'm trying to think if I can think of any other like what words like that, but I'm just like, what paint? And that's like, not really that was fun. Like, Yeah, that one's a warning. Um, but if you don't have any more word stuff, I have a little something. Something to talk about today. prepared to be amazed. Is it magic? No. It is. So, today, I wanted to talk about a little celebration called frozen dead guys. Frozen dead guide days. Oh, cool. Everything. No, it's that actually that's kind of like a really good like, first slot. For that, um, I didn't mean to make the guy plural. So it's just one guy. And that's why I stuttered up on it. This is an awful intro. I'm sorry. But yeah, frozen. Dead guys Day is a three day festival during March containing a variety of events, celebrating the frozen dead guy. This includes music performances in tons of activities like coffin racing, human foosball, frozen t shirt contest, brain freeze contest. frozen turkey Bolling frozen fix the flat and frozen Dead Poet's lamb. I'll, I'll get to a little bit about who the frozen dead guy is in a second. But um, just to kind of elaborate on some of these activities um, the coffin racing consists of teams of seven people, where six of them are pallbearers for a coffin, and the seventh team member is like the corpse inside the coffin, and then you know, they race through an obstacle. Cool. Yeah, and the frozen t shirt contest is less about boobs and more about burgers. Um, that's, that was just not a good line. I shouldn't know. I'm
Unknown Speaker 20:52
happy you did?
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I shouldn't I should never gone through with
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I guess I'm a little slow. Like, what?
Unknown Speaker 21:02
Like contestants compete to put on something frozen faster than the rest, which sounds kind of hard. Yeah. And the frozen fix a flat is a free event. And that requires the contestants to hold their hands in a cooler of ice water for a minute and then they have to brace to fix the flat tire on a bike. Okay. It seems like it'd be kind of hard or pretty hard because like your hands are like numb and stuff and yeah, like, shitty. Unscrew that little tiny thing and pump and shit.
Unknown Speaker 21:36
I bet that would hurt. I mean, a minute. I know people do like ice baths stuff for sports recovery, but they're professionals. I mean, you like gradually, you know, increase your time, but just sticking your hand in there for a minute. untrained. Yeah. Sounds bad.
Unknown Speaker 21:52
A lot of them are drunk though. So I mean, it's probably whatever. But who is the frozen dead guy you ask? He is Oh, sorry. I lost my spot. Hey,
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who's the first and dead guy Jamie.
Unknown Speaker 22:08
I'm glad you asked. A Norwegian man named burrito more soul ice. I'm sorry if I mispronounced that. I meant to look up how to pronounce a few words throughout this and just totally forgot and miss time and opportunity to do that. Anyway. Oh, we'll call him grandpa Brito. He is currently in a state of suspended of quote, suspended animation awaiting the big fall, unquote. He enjoyed painting, fishing, skiing and hiking in the mountains of his homeland of Norway. He was even a director of Parks and Rec for a county in Norway for over 30 years. So he was very big outdoors guy. He passed away from a heart condition in 1989. And that is when he was packed on dry ice to travel all the way to Oakland, California. And so he chilled there in liquid nitrogen for really? Yeah, I'm sorry. I was trying to work some funds and. Right. Um, that one wasn't written though. So. So yeah, he chilled there for about four years in a facility called Trans time cryonics. In 93, he was then transferred to Colorado where his daughter and grandson would take care of him for four years. He was kept in a shed close to the grandson's house, like kept on ice and shit. Um, but I don't think it was like, like a janky operation or anything like that per se, because the two of them are like really big and like cryogenics like, like, they want to start their own facility one day and stuff like that. Um, so yeah, he's not just like, chillin, like in a meat freezer. Like, next. So the kid cuisines are good. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and so the grandson's visa expired and had to go back to Norway. So then it was just the daughter taking care of them and maintain the property and stuff until she got evicted for living without electricity and plumbing. So at that point, she decided to decided to move back from Norway, in which, you know, she had to figure out what to do with her grandpa. So she went to local media and you know, talked about it and then grandpa, but you know, became the coolest guy in the media.
Unknown Speaker 24:59
Yeah. Nice Yeah, yeah.
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And so he has been taken care of by the community and his family ever since then. So in it sounds like they have like at least one person hired that's kind of like his like dedicated keeper kind of person. Oh, and then they work with like volunteers as needed. So they do that. And to quote the websites. Every month he and a team of volunteers deliver 1600 pounds of dry ice and packs packs at around grandpa Brito in his sarcophagus, surrounded by foam padding a tarp and blankets as the cryo senaste crayon assist in charge. At the time, he kept grandpa at a study 60 degrees Fahrenheit, not converting that to Celsius, I'm sorry. Um, the first person that guys Day was held in 2002. Um, it has obviously evolved over the years and the community experience or, quote, the community experiences a new burst of life with the festivals, live music shows ice events, including things I said before. And people from all around the world come every March to celebrate the first decade. Sounds pretty cool. Yeah. And it's kind of unclear to me, because like, I read in one place, it was like the second weekend of March, I think, this year, it's on like, the third weekend. And the website just specifies March. And yeah, so I got most of my information for this from their website. So like, if this is something that you're interested in, learning more about, or maybe even attending one day, you can go to the website for more furs, and that guy days.com Or just, you know, Google it. And there's all kinds of articles and stuff about it, too. And they also have a pretty good more merch.
Unknown Speaker 27:04
And I was just thinking about that. I'm like, I need to check out that website. Yeah, so
Unknown Speaker 27:09
like, even if you just like the name of it, or like, they had a lot of like, cool designs and stuff, too. I was really surprised. Like, they had, like, of course, like apparel, but they also have like a bunch of random stuff like painting classes. And like, really cool deck of playing cards and stuff that were like stylized with like a frozen dead guy stuff. So yeah, it sounds like a pretty cool kind of fun. Little thing that
Unknown Speaker 27:36
does yet it's in Norway. No, it's
Unknown Speaker 27:38
actually in Colorado, because that's where his body is now. Okay, yeah. And, um, I need to kind of check because I thought I remember seeing that you could, like, see where he is. But I don't know if that's, like, true or not, or if it started off like that, and as it got a little bigger than if they stopped doing that. But I didn't really see anything on the website of like, you know, what is he doing now?
Unknown Speaker 28:05
So, I'm chillin.
Unknown Speaker 28:07
Yeah, pretty much. Um, and so yeah, it would be really cool to maybe go check that out one year. It seems like they have like a lot of cool like craft beers and stuff. There too. And like, they have like a huge selection of restaurants and stuff, but that looks pretty good. They don't look like they're like. It seems like it's kind of in a small town, but it seems like the food there is like pretty kind of unique. Outside of like the pizza. There's a lot of like, pizza. Pizza options. That's cool. That sounds like something I would go to. Yeah, yeah, it sounds pretty dope. I figured that it kind of I mean, it's not super. I mean, it's not cringing isn't like, insanely weird, but like, it seemed like something that kind of fit. Yeah, with our theme of things.
Unknown Speaker 29:00
Definitely. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna look that up and read about it. And see if I can find an actual picture of him. I'm like, interested to
Unknown Speaker 29:08
see the setup. Yeah, it's, um, it's pretty cool. It's, it looks a little different than I thought. So it's not like a like, a stainless steel kind of facility or anything like that. Like, it is just kind of like a shed looking kind of thing. It's like, oh, it's like a it's a dead guy in a freezer like, like, kind of like an arrested development where it's like, like dead pigeon in the freezer, and then he opens it and he's like, Oh, well, what did I like?
Unknown Speaker 29:37
There's something kind of weird like that at the Museum of the weird. Have you ever been? Oh, where's that at? It's uh, it may be on Sixth Street. I don't remember exactly, but it's somewhere downtown.
Unknown Speaker 29:50
Oh, is that actually cool? Because I think I like it's okay, okay, cuz i It's really small. Okay, cuz I saw the signs of it and I was like
Unknown Speaker 30:02
it's okay. Like I thought it was kind of cool. I mean, they have different weird shit and then they also have what they call gaffes which are like weird things that people would make that aren't real like a jackalope.
Unknown Speaker 30:17
Oh like Fiji Mermaid. Yeah. So they have some
Unknown Speaker 30:20
stuff like that. It's pretty cool but they have this back room and it's just this like, big freezer and it's something stupid like, did foot frozen throughout time or something. That's what it made me think of. It's like an actual freezer. I mean, I don't know exactly what it is. And they're
Unknown Speaker 30:41
Oh, oh, like they converted the freezer into a bathroom.
Unknown Speaker 30:46
No, it's just it's like a little room you go into and there's a freezer and it's like this ancient Bigfoot.
Unknown Speaker 30:52
Oh, okay, I got you. I thought you meant like yeah, the bathroom was a converted freezer and I was like that would be cool. Yeah, and it kind of reminds me of like I've ever been to Disney World and like when you get in line for like that Jedi ride or whatever. Like the whole thing's like the Yeti expedition.
Unknown Speaker 31:15
Oh, that's cute. I think my sister and I may go this year I've never been
Unknown Speaker 31:20
Oh cool. Cool. Yeah, it's it's pretty fun. I got to go with a band when I was in high school so I know things have changed now I don't know how different it is
Unknown Speaker 31:33
and definitely not like a Disney adult by any means. But I'm like I'm interested in checking it out. I mean, I've heard like everything's like no top tier awesome. So
Unknown Speaker 31:43
yeah, it is yeah, I mean I'd be down to go one day again. But yeah, I'm also like not really a Disney adult either but I mean they have a lot of good food and shit there yeah stuff and oh, so if you do go to Epcot they have go to the Japan section because they have a bunch of like Sanrio stuff in there so definitely worth checking out
Unknown Speaker 32:09
flying to Florida
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because anyone doesn't
Unknown Speaker 32:17
I told my sister I want to go like in the fall because they do the Haunted Mansion stuff and like Halloween stuff.
Unknown Speaker 32:25
I think they have like Mickey's not too scary Halloween or something like that. I only know that because my last job yeah, that was like the some of my favorite like just filler content to work with because I was like oh Halloween um, yeah, and something I heard about Disney. I don't know if this is true or not. I would really have to research it but um I heard that Disney likes to claim that like no one has died on Disney and so like the paramedics tried to get it to where the time of death is pronounced like off Park throw really? Yeah. But like I've heard of a lot of people dying there. Yeah, me too. Like I like I really love I love reading about that stuff. Like because I remember just reading about all that stuff like on Snopes because it was like Oh yeah 11 died it does means like false here's all these murder cases of people dying it Disney because they didn't follow the rules.
Unknown Speaker 33:29
You're like yes this is a good afternoon yeah, like I know there's been people that have like you know been on drugs or whatever and like stepped in front of rides and and then I think there's been a couple things with some animals to like really hurt or something
Unknown Speaker 33:50
dude fuck that. Yeah, I saw like thing were a lady. It was like a drive thru Safari thing it was it was not in America it was I'm gonna try to guess where it was. But anyway, you see the lady get out of out of the car then she kind of goes around by the passenger side and it's like clearly there an argument and the fucking Tiger just comes out and fucking grabs her and goes and then like the person gets out of the driver's seat and like chases after laying down like I know people get upset but like a Tigers not gonna be like ooh, she's having a rough day um, the other Disney deaths but I remember reading about was like one where someone stood up on the Matterhorn or something like that they got decapitated and or we know I'm sorry they didn't get to capitated Why did my brain go there? Sorry. I'm thinking of other like internet trauma. He fell off And then, um, the cart, the next cart coming up, ran him over. And then another case, like I had his brother on his back. And then he was trying to swim to this like Island, like in one of the parks or whatever and drowned because it's hard to fucking swim with people on your back. Like I don't I don't know. Um, but yeah, that was, you know, some of my favorite childhood stuff to read about.
Unknown Speaker 35:30
Yeah, I, I've always been interested by stuff like that and like, and it was talked about 1000 ways to die before but I'm just like, man, that's pretty fucked up that I was like watching that is like a really young kid. Yeah, makes a lot of sense for how I am now. Yes,
Unknown Speaker 35:45
same and like, it's funny. So, um, we got 1000 Ways to Die. And then like, months and months and months ago, a long time ago, I was like, okay, cool. Like, I'm finally gonna watch it. This is gonna be so awesome. Washington again. And then you had like my ice cream and stuff. And then I finished the first episode. And I was just like, take a break. Like, for a little while. Yeah, cuz
Unknown Speaker 36:11
it's like, everything that you do. Like that's on the show. Someone's died, like, broke a chair, in the leg. Whatever intestines. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 36:25
But also, I have to say the editing style of things on Spike TV back in the day. It's so funny, because it's just like, it's for like teenage boys. Because it's just like, um, there's also that show monsters. I can't remember if I was just watching something with you about it. Maybe it was just Brandon. But um, it was I was watching this YouTuber talk about monsters. And it's funny because it's just like, everything explodes and then like, they talk a lot about like boobs. And then there's just like, beer. And it just, it just feels like with 1000 Ways to Die. They make everything kind of like extreme like that. Yeah. But some of the professionals there that are on there like say really interesting stuff. But it's just funny cuz it's just surrounded by like, all these sound like explosions.
Unknown Speaker 37:25
Did you ever watch the man show this what it made me think of and you're like, it's geared towards teenage boys.
Unknown Speaker 37:31
But is that the one where the guys were like, Oh, this was just satire. And I'm doing air quotes with it was actually that would be
Unknown Speaker 37:44
hilarious. They said that. It was Jimmy Kimmel. And I can't remember the other guy. Now. What was it like about? It was just like, I want to say it was sketches. But I could be wrong. But I just remember they had like, like slomo like girls on trampolines. Why are they? Why are they in bikini? Fishing in the key? Yeah. And then like they have like a little beer toast at the end. Like a little zig zag zig zagging. Oh man show beer toast.
Unknown Speaker 38:27
We need a toast for the
Unknown Speaker 38:30
day do What's the joke?
Unknown Speaker 38:36
If we ever do a live show, that's what I want people to
Unknown Speaker 38:40
stay to. Yeah, now I kind of want to go back and watch some man show episodes and see like how yeah, see if
Unknown Speaker 38:47
it holds up at all. Um, yeah, another show. And I have actually gone back and watched like, parts of the show on YouTube that I really liked. Like, what's it called? I know you know what it is? Because we've talked about it before. Your sister has it on DVD. It's the voiceover to car she's tassel. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 39:12
It makes see Yes, I see.
Unknown Speaker 39:13
Most Extreme elimination and bones good. Ah, it's just so funny. Just how just fuck people get fucked up. Show like they knew. And then I like um, so I know that the show may not like hold up today because I know. Some people aren't fans or have the, like, voiceovers and stuff people do. But like, I think my most favorite thing and that is whenever the guy goes, yeah. Like thing and he does the thing with the sword. Like I always just like I hear that in my head. Like all the time. Like when I'm going to do something like it's like, Let's go like it's just like such a good motivator. Yeah. And yeah, kinda like this game. I played quinoa. I think it was called, but it was a French game. And so, um sometimes I hear like blatten in my head as a motivator. So it's like, yeah, anyway I felt like I wasn't going anywhere. Maybe I'll leave it in. I don't know. Um
Unknown Speaker 40:38
Don't feel bad. I just talked about the show where I only remember girls on trampolines and beards. Like, it didn't really add that much. Commerce.
Unknown Speaker 40:50
Did you ever watch Hamtaro No, I didn't. Oh, I prize because it was hamsters.
Unknown Speaker 40:57
Trying to remember. Like anything about it, like what was it on?
Unknown Speaker 41:02
I think it was on Cartoon Network. And sounds so familiar, like, anime of like all these little hamsters. Um, and there was like a little girl that a mall like, owned one hamster. But it was kind of like a Toy Story situation where like, whenever people went away, they would all like, gather together and hang out. And like, they lived in different houses, but they would meet up outside and hang out and talk and just do like hamster shit and try to help their owners like, stay out of trouble. Because you know, hamsters are super capable.
Unknown Speaker 41:43
Dude, hamsters, like, isn't that the animal that just dies? Like all the time? Seems like
Unknown Speaker 41:51
I don't know probably.
Unknown Speaker 41:53
I mean, I guess it sounds stupid like all animals die, but I feel like I always see videos online that are like if you've had a hamster it's probably had a tragic death.
Unknown Speaker 42:05
People tell different shit off of Tom things are so it'll be
Unknown Speaker 42:10
all kinds of weird shit. Like the cat getting in there. Like I've heard different shit. And actually, I really don't know the difference between a hamster and guinea pigs. I'm a fucking idiot.
Unknown Speaker 42:20
saying can you be guinea pigs are bigger. Okay, that's all I know.
Unknown Speaker 42:24
I could be talking about guinea pigs and not hamsters. Because I don't know the difference.
Unknown Speaker 42:28
I would think hamsters would die easier because guinea pigs are pretty sizable. They're like, I mean, obviously they're the size of a rabbit. They might be like hacking a rabbit. But yeah, they're they're pretty sizable, sizable difference from a hamster. Maybe the guinea pigs are killing. Yeah, I don't know. I never really like an early fuck with hamsters before.
Unknown Speaker 42:52
I don't really care for rodents. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 42:55
I mean, they're pretty cute. But yeah, I don't know. They just they poop like a lot. And like, I know, like, my cats poop. But they like poop in a specific area. Just like a one day or, I mean, Alyssa, I'll save you. Social
Unknown Speaker 43:15
Venture is sitting by me. Here's my
Unknown Speaker 43:20
poor. I get it like, oh, I had a I had a friend and her and her sister each had a hamster. Um, but I just remember. I don't know, like, they had a smell. Kind of like, from their cage and stuff like that. And they, I just remember one time, they were like, Oh, well, let's put them together and let them play. And then they started fucking like, you know, they just fucking attack each other. And they started freaking out and I fuckin pulled them apart. And like, like, one of them bit me. But I was like, Oh. Like, they're going hard dude. And I was like, I can't stand this like hamster warfare.
Unknown Speaker 44:18
That's really brave. Like, into animals fighting. I would be scared to intervene.
Unknown Speaker 44:23
I mean, I think so. I was a kid. So I mean, looking back Yeah, it was dumb. I think anything good anything bigger than a hamster? I probably wouldn't do. I don't even know if I would do hamsters now. Because like they're, their little teeth are a little sharper than I had realized. But I was like, Oh, they're hamsters are harmless. But I have seen videos where people are trying to like, meet their tarantulas and stuff like God
Unknown Speaker 44:52
know that shit. If any of you motherfuckers send me tarantulas, I'll fucking hate you. But that's like my worst fear in life. You better you better not fucking do any shit or I will never talk to you again. Okay, duly
Unknown Speaker 45:12
noted. I did not know you were like this like,
Unknown Speaker 45:16
yes. Like, when I was a little kid, I was kind of an insomniac. And sometimes I would just lay in bed. And like, I was like, what if there are tarantulas all over me, and I would just, like, freak out. I would kind
Unknown Speaker 45:30
of freak out like that, too. But it was because I had this big book of bug about that I got from Costco. And I read that book like crazy, but it made me really paranoid of bugs. Like I'd go to take a bite of cereal and I'd like check under my spoon, like, okay, good. There's no bugs. I can
Unknown Speaker 45:49
do it. The weird thing it like one of the first booths we went to, I saw like the word tarantula. And I was like, do they have one? Like, under a jar, like preserved or something? So I like kind of looked, but I didn't see it. But oh,
Unknown Speaker 46:06
chick I work with has four of them. Oh, my
Unknown Speaker 46:10
kid, like, logical, but I'm like, I don't want to sit on the couch right now.
Unknown Speaker 46:16
Do you mind if I continue talking? I don't want to like cross the line.
Unknown Speaker 46:23
But right now. Like, I remember
Unknown Speaker 46:26
one morning and work she just posted like a like, oh, one of my training tool is like got out and my husband like, shut me in the room and tuck the towel under the door until I get it back in. And it's just like on the wall like fully like spread out because they like spread them selves out to make them look bigger. And like just fucking dude. Um, and I also didn't know this, but they can shoot their hairs. So like, I guess when they're starting to feel like threatened or whatever, they just shoot their hairs out.
Unknown Speaker 47:00
They should all fucking die in a fiery Dez I
Unknown Speaker 47:03
buggin um, I definitely don't want to be around a tarantula. Um, I feel like I have kind of warmed up to some smaller spiders because I found some of these Facebook groups. I think it was like a BF Ophelia the Jumping Spider who rip is now gone but it's like she raises all these little tiny dumping spiders and they're just like okay with those cutest little things. And Ophelia was missing an eye so it was just like just super super super cute. Um but I'm back to like the video of like the meeting and stuff so it's really tricky because the females will I guess just like I can kill the mill if they just don't like them
Unknown Speaker 47:56
should kill themselves and everyone in their community
Unknown Speaker 48:02
but they like gum. I've only seen like unsuccessful ones because I watched like a I watched like this like curated thing called spooky Saturday from the slash streamer. I really like called taxi. So if you guys are into like weird, spooky stuff, I recommend checking out his stream Saturday night. It's a lot of fun. Um, and so anyway, these spiders, this guy was like trying to eat you have to be like, ready to separate them because like, when she goes into attack, I'm like, it's like an instant kill almost. And like, yeah, these people just, like, lose their male tarantulas. But they like, you know, matured and everything. And they're really, really some of them are really expensive. Yeah. And then, you know, she just kills them. And you can't just like, go in there hard to separate them because they're really fragile. And, you know, you might hurt the female and stuff like that. So it's just, I don't know, it's there. It's pretty intricate. And it's kind of interesting. I
Unknown Speaker 49:11
don't know why people try to make more of those. What the fuck ever. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm very passionate. I'm also very scared because I have a couple people in mind that I'm like, they're gonna send me some video and it's gonna ruin my
Unknown Speaker 49:32
now. I, I mean, okay, if I saw her Angela, that was not caged. I would lose my shit. Like in fear. Yeah, definitely, for sure. And like if I saw one of those camel spiders, even if it was contained, like, I don't even know.
Unknown Speaker 49:55
I don't even know what those look like because I know what they are. Every
Unknown Speaker 49:59
day Okay, I won't look it up for you.
Unknown Speaker 50:03
I told somebody that I was afraid of tarantulas. It may have been Ashley, my friend in the bumblebee costume. If it was, fuck you, Ashley. I apologize. But whoever it was sent a video and it was like a tarantula in a cage and somebody like dangled the string in there, and it went and attacked it. And it was terrifying. Oh my god. Yeah, I guess it thought it was like prey or
Unknown Speaker 50:32
Yeah. Oh, um, I remember this one time. Whenever I was little, there was a spider in our garage. And my dad was like, okay, here, you you spray it with the stuff and then like, I'll just, you know, cover it with this bucket if it, you know, tries to run away or something. And we're looking at it. We're like, Oh, that's weird. It has like all this bumpy shit on his back. And like, I sprayed it. And like, yeah, all the babies just like started running. And my dad was like, Ah, just like slam the bucket over it. I think like, some of the babies got out, but we kind of stumped on them. But like, holy shit, he was crazy how they just, like just got off of the body.
Unknown Speaker 51:15
I wish that I could be a cool girl. It's like spiders are cool. Because you know, like, cool goth girls are like yeah, have a pet tarantula. But
Unknown Speaker 51:23
and they pose with the tooth. I'm too scared. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 51:29
I'm apparently not cool. Because that never.
Unknown Speaker 51:35
And I mean, it is cool, if you like tarantulas, but also if you don't like tarantulas, you're still cool. You're more cool. You're safe. I feel like I don't have to worry about like a danger streak.
Unknown Speaker 51:53
I'm more of a basic like, cat or dog. I've never been like, oh, I want this like exotic creature or whatever. I don't know. Just never been into it.
Unknown Speaker 52:02
Yeah, I don't really think I have either. I think like, so like birds are pretty cool. But like my friend had a bird and I was killing it. It kind of seems annoying. And like, Yeah, same with like, I tried to keeping like fish and stuff before but I just didn't really like that maintenance and stuff. Oh in ferrets, like,
Unknown Speaker 52:24
I don't like fairies. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 52:25
used to want to ferret until I went to a friend's house that had a ferret and I was like, Okay, nevermind, like it's cute as fuck, but like, um, yeah, not my thing. Yeah. Chinchillas tools are so cute. But yeah, um, they always look depressed. I don't know if it's like, the head stores, but they always just look really sad. I'm like, Are you? Are you okay?
Unknown Speaker 52:55
I'm glad a lot of pet stores are going away. Like, that's pretty fucked up thing. You know, just like, anybody can come in and buy this dog. I mean, I'm sure people still like adopt animals from the animal shelter and like do fucked up things with them. But at least there's like a process. Yeah. And
Unknown Speaker 53:16
turning down or Yeah. Oh, supposed to just like going in a male like, I want this hamster and this bird. Cool.
Unknown Speaker 53:27
Oh, what do you think about snake people? It's another popular pit.
Unknown Speaker 53:31
Um, so I mean, it's cool and stuff. It's something that like, I just don't super get. I'm just cuz like, I know, I've seen like, they keep on people just like keep their snakes like in drawers and shit. I'm like, How the fuck does this like keeping snakes work? Like, do they just not need that much space? Or like, I don't know. But if you feel I feel like if you have an animal even if you keep it in a cage, you have to feel safe, even if it gets out. So like, if you feel safe with that,
Unknown Speaker 54:11
like I don't think we're gonna have a lot of things in common. I don't know like I feel like you like to live dangerously. I don't I don't
Unknown Speaker 54:24
get some Joe exotic vibes.
Unknown Speaker 54:26
Yeah, like like, cuz I don't know. I just think of the snake just like entering my room at night and being like, I'll get in bed with you and fucking choke you You piece of shit that has kept me in a drawer.
Unknown Speaker 54:40
Yeah, like I don't know if you've ever seen that thing online but somebody was like, Oh, my snakes like laying beside me in bed and they were like, No, it's like fucking measuring you to see if it can eat you. Like I don't know if that's actually true. Scary pit two are a pit and owner of an exotic animal and we're being assholes. Definitely let us know. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 55:07
right isn't your tree Angela story? Um, but I mean, there's also on the other hand, like, you know, Britney Spears kind of snake thing where it's slow. Supposed to be hot, and like, bad bitch kind of thing listening. Thanks, Nick. Um, that reminds me of a video a YouTube video I used to watch whenever I was younger. I was like someone let the snake out of the cage or an aquarium, whatever you keep a snake in the YouTube back in the day. Well, I think that concludes everything we have to talk about today.
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