CAR BOYS EXPLAINED and much more!
CAR BOYS EXPLAINED and much more!
Alyssa and Jamie revisit some moments where they could relate to cartoons and some of the humorous things they like that don’t vibe with others sometimes. The Car Boys are re-introduced since we talk about them a lot, they even make a special appearance! Alyssa reviews some Donald Trump romance novels she stumbled across recently and more!
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
So you know how in cartoons, sometimes like a character will step on a rake and it hits them in the face? I don't remember exactly how it happened the first time, I just remember the situation. Um, carboy number three had a dirt bike and he was selling it. And the person was like pulling up too buy it and I stepped on a rake. And he like didn;t know what to do. I stormed in the house and cried. I cry at everything. And then the second time I don't really remember but I just know it's happened.
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I've dropped a laptop on my face.
So Oh, shit, like you're looking at it. And dropped it?
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I was just laying down in bed and I was just holding it up. And it's funny because I was even thinking I was like, man that will really shine on my face. And I'm boom, just hit me in the head. And I was like, well, that's great.
Unknown Speaker 1:42
And welcome to last but not last. Left. I wish Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome. I am Jamie . She likes to lift heavy thing. I do. I'm Alyssa. I can't be trusted with yard tools.
Unknown Speaker 2:03
Um, I think the only like, super cartoony thing I've had happened to me is no lie. A very tiny small rain cloud followed me and my friends to our friend's house, and there's just this one little like tiny gray thing. You know, great thing, great cloud hanging out. And we're like, oh, wow, look at that. And then we're just walking down the road. And then we're like, oh, look, it's kind of following us. And then it started to like, drizzle a little bit. They're like, Oh, that's weird. Let's just go ahead and cross the road. And then sure enough, the cloud is good.
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And then you slipped on a banana peel. Yeah. And then acne brick fell on my head and anvil.
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Well, speaking of weird
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coincidental times we have really weird senses of humor. Yes, we do.
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Um, just before we were recording we're talking about
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oh, why did I forget what we're talking about? Oh, we were talking about? Oh, Jamie said that we should play a prank on the car boys. Yeah, we're recording it to my house and all the car boys are car boying in the shop in the shop. And so she was like, we should sneak up and I was like, Well, I don't like anything we do. It's gonna be kind of loud. They're gonna hear us because we're gonna have to like open a door. And then I want to like, give him a spook spook. So then we were like, Oh, we can just like stare at him through the window.
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This is like, we can take their picture.
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I love doing that. And I was like, I do have done that. Actually, it was probably like a month ago.
Unknown Speaker 4:04
Yeah. Gee, he was getting his hair cut by Raeleen and my appointment was next. So I pulled up and I could see them through the window. So I like to convey shurberg cutting his hair and then I sent it to I didn't realize it was that recent. Oh yeah.
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Did they say anything? Or were they just like, not acknowledge I sent it to him in a text message and then I was like, I guess this is really weird that did this. And they were just like, Haha, like as some embedded in person I will report back.
Unknown Speaker 4:37
Yeah, I am. I've done that to some people. So my sister she also thinks that's funny, I guess no, we have some emotions humor. I remember this one kid though that I did it to an class but or that I went to school with he was like, super weirded out by it. Like, we were in like a cafeteria or whatever. And I was like, Oh, I will. I'm gonna do that because it's fucking hilarious.
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isn't helping. It's funny. And you know, he was looking around. And then he was just like, What the fuck? This is weird. What are you doing? And I was like, oh, like,
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Joe, do you understand?
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Do you understand humor? I have skipped out on some humor, but I do realize probably crosses a line though.
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At campus. When I was in college people would nap in their cars. Like, oh, man, I really just want to, like stand next to the window and just like wait for them to wait.
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But like, oh, man, I know. I would be super creeped out. If someone did that to me. They're like, No, I was joking after. Like, why? Why? Why do I want to do that to someone, I promise I'm not a creep. I just like, it's funny to pretend to be one.
Unknown Speaker 5:52
And that's how it starts. That's how it starts. My weird humor thing, I guess. Like, I love like a joke. And then you just like fucking beat it to death. Like use it forever. Like, to me it's really funny. Like, I'm in this Facebook group. And it's called, like, Americans will use anything but the metric system, your measurements, it's just people like using weird shit for scale and stuff. And there's measuring or not measuring mouthwash.
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Yeah, the guy invited you to it. I'm like,
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but somebody posted a meme that was like, they say Americans don't understand the metric system. But I have a nine millimeter and five grams in my pocket. And this, just like stupid. But this guy in the group, like, kept making all these memes, like, associated with that meme. Oh, like, you know, the anime meme? And it's like, a robot and it's like a little girl like hiding from it. Oh, yeah. Well, he did like
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this is the people with the nine. I'm totally fucking with so cut.
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But he did that one. And it was like,
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people that are angry it all the nine millimeter, five gram jokes. And then it was like the little girl hiding and it's like, people still making the memes. He just made like so many memes like making fun of this meme. He got kicked out of the group. Like did it like he made so many fucking memes and like, people were pissed. And so he made a separate group. Like just for me. And making memes. Like, because the people were mad at him making these memes making memes about that. So that's the kind of shit
Unknown Speaker 7:51
Oh, you're gonna perpetuate that meme forever. Yeah. And I am explaining it horribly.
Unknown Speaker 7:59
Some examples and it'll make more sense. Yes. Promise. Another I guess thing kind of like that is our car boys. thing that we still call them car boys. Oh, yeah. And we will explain to you who these car boys are? Yeah, my friend Tina, which she listens. I didn't really she listened a lot. But Hi, Tina. Thank you for listening. But she sent me a message and was like, I think I missed something who were the car boys? And I was like, oh, fuck, like, if somebody missed one episode
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are talking about and that was episode nine. So it's a long time ago. A long time ago. Just all never quick call it on car boys. Yeah, I can't help it at this. Um, so car boy number one is my husband, Brandon. So if you ever hear car boy number one or Brandon, but my husband and he's the one that started it because we had him on the podcast and we're like, hey, introduce yourselves. And he said carboy number one, so everyone else followed? Uh huh. And he's real.
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I'm married to a real man. Oh man.
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carboy number two is
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Jason our neighbor and friend? Yes. No, just our neighbor. Fucking neighbor
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carboy number one's coworker Yes, that's how we know each other. Yes. That's how we got met up in our friend circle to go to a baby metal concert.
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Then we have carboy number three that is my husband is also real very real wink wink.
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Really are all three of them are going to get us food right now. Hell yeah. And they might stop in at some point in this recording. Yes. So especially very Oh yeah. I know.
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you're doubting and prove the real. We're married to real man.
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So yeah, let's carboys in speaking of the car boys, so car boy number one and I are planning a trip, and we need to take a flight, and that is going to be our first flight together. And it's funny because I was like, Oh man, I'm so excited because like, anytime I've had to fly for like work or family stuff before alone.
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I've been like,
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part of me kind of has this, like, freak out. Because if I die, like playing goes down, I die. I'm just like, oh, no, like, I'm gonna have to like, call Brandon. And then if he doesn't answer, or I don't get service, or like, I have to think of like, what the last voicemail I'm gonna be leaving him is. And so I was just like, Oh, I'm so excited because like
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to me if I die I don't have to be longing for you.
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Longing for you. slowly die. Yeah, like no.
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That's good. Yeah, now
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I can hold your hand
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trying to call you or texting. You should make a plane death playlist. Oh, that's a good yes. The planes going down. You can turn on the playlist. Give one headphone to car boy. Number one, man. Y'all can just go into the abyss together. Yes. Wanting to a curated playlist. I do have that's a really good idea. Because I usually do download some stuff. Before I go on a flight. And I think I mentioned this before in the podcast, but it's usually a
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what's it called?
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last podcast on the left. It's almost on to them. And I'm like, well, police I'll be with the boys.
Unknown Speaker 11:57
Um, oh, they're the speaking of the car boys. Here's the motherfucking car.
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Chicken.
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Chicken boys
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Okay, we're done eating chicken. It was great chicken. Hello. And we have some special guests to say hello. That was carboy number one.
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Hello
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my name is carboy number
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and carboard number three checking in
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Oh, you did it wrong
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like happy
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people kill to get on this podcast. Mike had to kill a man to get on here.
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You get on here for free. And now and you're treating it like this. It's never
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ungrateful. Yeah.
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Well, alright car boys by car boys.
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Girls, yeah, five girls.
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Um, all right. The pod girls leave off. Oh, we did car boys talk. So if I don't have anything else there I can tell my weird story. Yes.
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So I
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when I was younger, I would watch soap operas a lot with my grandma. Which is another topic that I want to get into at some point because soap opera plotlines are fucking insane. I'm not super familiar with Oh, really? Soap operas, so yeah, shit. So it would be like, people would have like, evil twins and like, there would be like hostage situations and like, make them look like other people. Actually.
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Something that happened. Yeah. They're fucking crazy, but I would watch all these people and you know, they would get like hotties to be on there. So everybody's just like super attractive. Oh, okay. It was like hobby.
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Like, Hot Tamales.
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So I was probably like, I don't know, like nine or 10 probably too young to watch soap operas, because they're just like always talking and stuff.
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But I noticed that the women like I liked how their shirts fell. And but I didn't realize it's because they had boobs. Like, I would try to like tuck my shirt to like make him look
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like he had boobs.
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And I didn't understand what it was. Yeah, it was like oh their shirt just like
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Get some really good so I was like do this like Chuck thing I didn't get like a bomb
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and at the time I also had a mullet. So it was a really good time for me
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like boop
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shirt back
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should I think I have pictures of it I got my ears pierced and the lady that cut my hair was like oh yeah, like kind of cut it around your ears so that people can see them better and see your earrings and it was
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just so
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I was
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gonna get your haircut and my say let's show off your ear. Just get up in fucking
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I need to tell Raylene that story. I don't think I've ever told her. Please tell her. Yeah, it was a rough time and my wife
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really does you cut
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our hair so she has mentioned in the cardboard number three story earlier.
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Yes. Hair cutters.
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I'm
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a have. Oh, okay. My notes. It just says Alyssa story. Like what story? Tell us your story. Alyssa. So I came across.
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You're gonna say I was born and I
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was I was born. Oh, yeah, good.
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This a actually, I didn't mean for this to tie in with the soap opera thing, but it kind of does. Um, my grandma also read romance novels. And I always like to look at the covers because I was like, Oh yeah, and stuff. So I found out that there are romance novels about Donald Trump. Are you serious?
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And not just one but a lot. Oh, boy. Oh, oh. So we have one here called not my president but my lover who could possibly hashtag resist sorted love affair with President Donald Trump that's all the title Oh
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no, that's the title
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imagine like his tiny hands reached for my
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grab my puts
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a lot of these are on Kindle. I don't have Amazon so I couldn't do the free trial thing. But maybe we can get yours
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because I was like I'm not gonna fucking pay for these like I'm just I'm not gonna be part of our book club because we software read model and can also read some of that and maybe we can find more. Viva la BAM fanfiction. I need to find that chick that wrote that I'm asked her she has more.
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But um, let's say the not my president, but my lover. The synopsis is a beautiful young businesswoman finds herself overworked and under 60. But a chance encounter brings her to a hunky man who can satisfy her every need none other than 45th. United States President Donald Trump through a series of wet and wild encounters, travails her experience and awakening of her body and soul what they mean.
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I guess so. Actually. Yeah, actually is its own sentence.
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In case you didn't know what, what type of awakening of her body, the sexual variety
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we also have, ladies first the Magga hat romance book. And this is part one. Apparently there's gonna be other parts. But wait, the Magga hat romance. A Hat. Hat romance book. Well, I don't understand what that means.
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Yeah, it's just like
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Magga hat series.
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This one isn't about actually fucking Trump. It's
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about swapping the country
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you know what, I'm just gonna say it fuck him. Fuck most of the president. Yeah, I feel comfortable saying that. Yeah, meet you here. Welcome.
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So this one, it's about people they met at a Trump rally. That's how he ties in. When Patriot mic rescues feminist Ricky from a post Trump rally riot. The Clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half pint in
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until he and his pickup truck deliver her home safe and sound. This is how me and Carberry number one met.
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At a Trump rally,
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Ricky attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions failed to materialize. Oh, that's how you know how like all races are Trump rallies not just white people, you know? Yeah, like all these pictures are just like everybody together hanging out. Yeah, yeah, there's there's not
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sorry for that word.
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Um, but it definitely getting vibes. That's a Trump supporter. Right this? Yeah, definitely.
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Yeah, I mean, the thing about lying about how there's racism at the rallies like okay, yeah.
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Um,
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when Ricky law when Ricky's lies get Mike doxxed. In his construction works worksite becomes the target of Anti Fascist thugs.
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His righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth. Ricky wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. This is a romance
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like
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it's cuz they, they have their little moment and then they get separated and they're, they have a romance it's like opposites attract. Oh, like it's supposed to be like a Romeo and Juliet.
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Other modern day Romeo and Juliet. Maybe they both should kill themselves.
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Like they're both super extreme.
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Yeah.
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This next one, we have Trump temptations, the billionaire or the billionaire and the bellboy.
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This, this is a homosexual, yes. Oh, sexy novel.
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And this one's actually like written as a joke. It's written by a comedian, but it's a fictional gay themed erotic novel. And it's written by a guy along Los Angeles comedian named Elijah Daniel.
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And he got blocked by Trump on Twitter.
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As one of the things I found,
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which is pretty funny.
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There's a Putin on the trump of Vladimir Putin Donald Trump erotic journey. Wait, can you repeat that name one more time.
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Putin on the Trump a Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump erotic journey.
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Oh, all right.
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For some reason, I'm just like, let's go to Hogwarts.
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kind of sound like
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that one's by chesty. LaRue, which is cool. Oh, chalky. Good name. That's a great pen name. Yeah. Hell yeah.
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This one is just basically like them fucking all the time, which I feel like it's probably real life.
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It's funny, I remember, um, during the
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election, yeah, during, thank you.
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When people point oh,
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um, I can't I can't remember. I like Photoshop, or whatever. But it was just like, because I remember Trump kept like writing notes. And I'm just like, What is he writing about? And I just wrote like, Putin was like, a bunch of hearts
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There's another one called Hot Mic. A vice presidential erotic short. Oh, that's a good name for a Hot Mic, mic. A good one. I saved my favorite one. For last. It's called My Antifa lover. A riot of the heart.
Unknown Speaker 24:20
Oh, man, it's so good. That one it sounds like it's basically like that first one or second one, whatever. Where it's like two opposing people, you know? Yeah. Yeah. My Antifa lover. Pretty awesome. Why don't these? I don't know. There's so
Unknown Speaker 24:39
I don't know. I feel like the people writing these I guess. Except for the comedian guy. It's just like, they have a lot of unresolved internal things. It almost seems like Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:52
I feel like if you're a fan of Donald Trump at all, that's definitely true of you. I mean, like, How the fuck can you think that
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goes like a good anything after.
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I don't get it, but
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what is? Yeah, I think so my favorite
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moments was whenever he was, they were asking them questions about the Bible, and they were like, a New Testament guy or an Old Testament guy and he was just like, Oh, it's great. I heard he didn't know how to answer the question or whatever and was just like, like, I don't even really know shit about the Bible, but like, at least know that those are like two different versions. Yeah, ones like stoning people to death. Yeah.
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Mortar and birthstone. Wow, mortal. I know what you're trying to say. And hiring firing.
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I was thinking immortal and mortar and pestle fire and brimstone.
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Okay
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yeah, sorry. No, no, you're good. Is that the last? Yes. Have you ever seen those um, erotic novels that are like the werewolf? Like, and the there's some about like vegetables or something? I can't remember what it is. But it's like, this guy's like really popular for writing these let me see if I can find quick. So there's this guy, Hunter Fox and I know that there's like a bunch of probably a bunch of other ones like them, but he writes all these like, books. That's like a
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like a gay Cyclops gangbang unicorn first day Triceratops Foresman gay.
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A billionaire dinosaur forced me gay.
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billion Dinah gay billionaire dinosaurs in my butt. Oh, that sounds like a good one.
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There was another guy all to find it and like circle back on another thing but um, I remember there being a guy like making that had some about like vegetables or something. I remember one was corn. I don't know if I'm just like, having a weird fever dream. But yeah, it happened.
Unknown Speaker 27:11
Yeah, I have another guy that I found that writes all these crazy romance novels that I need to get some more stuff together on but yeah, some of the titles are just amazing. We'll have more for you guys in the future. Yes, look forward to dinosaurs. But a review our erotica weird erotica novel reading club. Do you like sexy books?
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He likes sexy billionaire dinosaur.
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Um, let's see.
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So I have a little word update. Oh, new word. I came across this wall today actually. So I needed another word for
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I think it was just like event or something like that. So So looking at
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the dabbler authorise
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Saurus sore is I was I knew this was going to happen I even practicing
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um,
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and so loud the word is
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clambake
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I've ever heard of Lambay clambake
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I thought that was an actual, like, thing that people ate like a clam basil. I think it is a dish because if you just Google it, it like says food but there is like a definition.
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So
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it so like I guess it has more definitions. But I guess since I found it through men, there's also like a secondary definition where people use it as like a gathering or whatever. which I'm assuming is because of the first definition, an outdoor social gathering at which clams and other seafood Yeah, and often chicken potatoes and sweet corn or baked or steamed tradition traditionally in a pit overheated stones and under a bed of seaweed. And it's so good that instead of a party, you're gonna call shit a clambake Okay.
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Um, oh yeah. A gathering characterized by noisy social bility especially a political rally. Oh, these anti lovers metadata clambakes
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love at the clambake
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Oh, um,
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yeah, that was the that's my only word update.
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I don't think I have any
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it's been cool because I feel like since we've been talking about this just like weird shit seems to pop up but I don't think I have one this week
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I have another embarrassing story from
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you know, I was a little bit chunky as a child never grew out of that, but that's okay. But it was especially weird as a child because children are just ugly and awkward anyway.
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If you don't fit into like children's clothes and like, it looks weird being like a nine year old wearing like, you know business casual like adult clothes.
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Like I there for a while all these girls on Tik Tok were like, talking about Dan and putting pictures of their like business casual, you know, childhood where it was funny. From goodies? goodies. What's that? Oh, it's just like a little. I want to call it like a department store because it's like JC Penney's or anything like that, but it's like, a lot smaller. I want to say it's focused on like teens and stuff, but I think they have some clothes for adults. But yeah, it's like a mainly like clothing store. And how many mouthwash copes Do you think? The diameter the building?
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Oh, whoa. So that was too hard of a question. I think I think we need to convert two football fields here. I would say half a football field. Yeah, I think half of a football field would suffice in all honesty, I don't even know how big that is. So
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it might be a little bigger. I feel like I need to stand on a football field.
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If I just stood there
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if I could just
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get better I need to get in the zone and channel my measures like
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spirit
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one of my cousin's was getting married. I don't remember really anything about it but we went to probably some department store and I picked out a dress and you know it was like a women's size dress but I was still a kid and we went to the wedding and found out that my grandma's
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yeah
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it was my grandma that I didn't really see very often because she lived in a different town so
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Oh, it's gonna be so very wearing the same dress yeah
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was she like Look kid was
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gonna be me. She's like excited about
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and of course it looks way better on her because like she's a woman.
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A child who happens to tuck under her
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she had real
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I'm trying to remember if this was like before or after that and if I had a mullet this time
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Oh, yeah, I don't know. Um
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does that mean your grandma dressed cool? Or? Like I don't? Um, yeah, I mean, like looking back I'm like, That was a cool dress like I would probably wear it now like the top of it was
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kind of like silver Not really.
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I don't know not like sparkly but just silver and it had like some kind of like tassel things dangling down and then like the bottom part was black. Okay, so I mean, it was just kind of, you know, cool little dress. Yeah.
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It may have been that wedding or another one. I don't remember but
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no
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I was like, oh, like
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having trouble.
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Like picturing probably how stupid I like
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elegant, like some black
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probably like, anywhere from, I would say nine.
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You know, when you're nine to 11, you think about looking elegant. You get elbow links
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I'm just
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imagining like seeing
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gloves I like.
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Like,
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being like,
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oh
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I can't help but think like, I also keep laughing because like,
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I would be like,
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I'm trying to put myself in the same mindset of like if I was a kid and doing the same thing. And like, I think I would have been like, I'm like Sailor Moon.
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Mike loves.
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Did you ever
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pretend to be any cartoon characters when you were younger?
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Or just trying to be elegant?
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Yeah, I don't really remember off the top of my head, like pretending to be anything specific. But yeah, I just wanted to be elegant.
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I always wanted to like look grown up. I don't know, why was your business casual?
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When I was nine, I always wanted to like, I'm a CEO.
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Yeah, I remember. Um, I was just making me think of like Sailor Moon stuff. Like, from whenever I was a kid. And I remember me, my sisters and some of our friends.
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We would play like, I think we just called it like,
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Girl power or something. Honestly, I don't really remember. But we just, you know, pretend to be like, you know, like, Sailor Scouts are like, totally spies. And just be like, you know, like, we beat up the bad guys. And then at the end, we would be like, Girl power and throw up sign.
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And be like, Can I play? I have some gloves. We can take turns. You might get them dirty.
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God, I just like I still feel like, it's an adult to like, Oh, I'm like trying to look cool, but probably in reality, like, I just like still feel like that all the time. I feel like that's probably how I am for a long time I wore like, Well, okay, so my dressing stuff was weird for a little bit. Like I wore stuff that I liked, but not like that I really, really liked. Yeah, and I also for some reason, like had to work clothes that I could be like, comfortable enough to escape. And
Unknown Speaker 38:07
so I was like, Okay, I have to wear tennis shoes. So I can run I have to wear like pants or something. So I can also run like is you know, don't want to like have to leap over a fence and then your skirt gets
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like it which fast you're trying to
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thing in a skirt.
Unknown Speaker 38:27
So yeah, so I always just like that's how my wardrobe was like, I would describe it as ability to escape police or being abducted. You're like, hey, abductor, I made this in case I'm abducted, penniless. Can you please play it? I have a playlist for every i have a playlist for every mood and a outfit for every mood.
Unknown Speaker 38:50
So yeah, that's how I used to dress and then someone had mentioned, and then I realized I kind of like need to stop doing that. Because I'm, I'm like always preparing myself to like, be in a bad situation, which is great. In case I am in a bad situation, but I don't need to be like that 24/7 Every day of the year. Um, but someone mentioned they're like, well, high heels you can use as a weapon. And I was like, Oh yeah, I need more high heels. Those fucking
Unknown Speaker 39:19
um, so there's that. And then um, you know, I guess if if bondage pants and stuff like that. Come back. I think I've seen people with like jeans on their pants and stuff too. I mean, like that's, that's a weapon. Yeah, that'd be good. I remember a bondage pants were I don't wanna say like banned from my high school but like people if you're going to wear them you have to take off like all the straps and
Unknown Speaker 39:47
Did you guys ever like have any thing like that in school? Yeah, I don't remember about bondage pants cuz I had so
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it's like, kill you or so remember my red plaid? You know what? I would probably wear him again.
Unknown Speaker 40:00
I think they're pretty cool. Yeah, I think I would probably remind you, I feel like I could pull it off a lot better now than I did this. Oh, yeah, I could
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be so badass him right now. Yeah. Okay, let's go get some Yeah, we could probably find some at bookstores now. Oh yeah. I had a pair of
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trip capris. No. And they're actually hammy dance from my sister but they were black with like red pinstripes and have little skulls on the zippers. And I remember I love them and my friend also had a pair so we'd like coordinate to wear them on the same days.
Unknown Speaker 40:39
And then um, Avril Levine came out with a music video and she was wearing the same pair of pants. So I was like, I was like, I can't wear them anymore. afros opposer
Unknown Speaker 40:51
of course, now, I'm like, wow, I was dumb. And like ever living this cool. Like, I had her first album. Like I love her first album. And like, look, yeah, listen to every song. And then I was just got to a point where I was like, she's such a poser, and bla bla bla. Did you ever wear a tie like her? Cuz I definitely did. No, I didn't. You weren't?
Unknown Speaker 41:17
I got a couple ties. The first one I got was from Goodwill. And it was like, a child's clip on ties. Sure. It looks really tiny on my
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large body, but
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I thought it was looking good. Looking fly. Mm hmm. Yeah, I don't know. Um, I don't think I ever dress particularly cool. I remember one time. So I don't know if your school ever did those like week. Like homecoming week clean, new dress differently, like every day?
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Yeah.
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Well, one day was just like, I think it was like wacky Wednesday or whatever. And so um,
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I was like, this will be wacky, so I wore my
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I wore my dogs sweater.
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Like jacket, not like, I didn't wear like, only that like
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a dog sweater. And then I realized like, oh, like way later in the day, but he had peed on it.
Unknown Speaker 42:26
Was like, Ah, fuck, I'm wearing a dog sweater. It's like a pistol.
Unknown Speaker 42:33
II for sure. Yeah. Did you ever have gencos
Unknown Speaker 42:39
Ah, I did not have any gencos but we do still have a pair of cardboard number ones. Jenko shit. Yeah, vintage. Yeah, y'all should do a photoshoot in them, dude. Yeah, okay. Yeah, for sure. I need to
Unknown Speaker 42:55
dig them up. But for a long time, I was trying to convince them to get rid of them. Because like, you're never gonna wear these. But I'm glad that I'm glad we still have them. Just need to find them. Yeah, after you'll do the photo shoot. Then get rid of them because you'll have the memory. Photographic memory. I hope I didn't accidentally.
Unknown Speaker 43:17
Yeah, I hope I didn't put them in there. I don't think I did. Because
Unknown Speaker 43:22
yeah, when I very specifically was like, Alright, this is a donate bag. This is your you want to keep putting out where pile and this is your keep pile. I helped them like sort through all of it. And I was so excited cuz
Unknown Speaker 43:39
I was like, we need to go through your clothes. And then one day he was like,
Unknown Speaker 43:45
Fine, if it'll like, get you to stop talking about it. And I was just like, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:53
I always want to gencos
Unknown Speaker 43:56
But I never had them. I had a Chinko like long sleeve shirt. Oh, this girl that was like doing graffiti or something like graffitiing the word jinko Oh, cool. I didn't even realize they had shirts. But I guess that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Gotta get their brand out there. Yeah, I think that they're kind of coming back now. Like, I don't know if like, they're, I mean, I think I just saw some stuff online about it. But I just saw people talking about missing drinkers and loving gencos And then I remember seeing something that's like they might come back again. Maybe I could sell car Boyd number ones genkos Like on eBay or
Unknown Speaker 44:43
become millionaires. We have to wait until the podcast gets popular and then we can all sign the junk ship. That's a good idea.
Unknown Speaker 44:51
Um, but yeah, so we should be on the lookout for some gencos and also some bondage pants. Yes. So we'll have to go with birthing one day
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and try to find some of those. I'm going to get elbow length gloves again to
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wear those like with your like
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I can like cut some of the fingers out and make them like fingerless
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gloves, though. They'll keep
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three tea sandwiches.
Unknown Speaker 45:23
That would be pretty cool.
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Trying to think of any other awkward
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clothing things that I did
Unknown Speaker 45:34
I don't have a clothes thing, but I remembered a gross story. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 45:40
Totally off topic. Well, I guess the person that did this was wearing clothes, so they can? Yeah, yeah. We have a septic tank here. Oh, no. I'm sorry. My brain just went straight to the video of that guy. That's like, hanging out in the septic tank. What in it? Yeah. You haven't seen that?
Unknown Speaker 46:05
Yeah, I actually saw it. I think for the first time.
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Last podcast on the left show. Oh, live alphas open right now. My Oh, my. My mouth
Unknown Speaker 46:24
I was trying to explain my shock. Yeah. If I remember the video correctly, he's like sitting there and he's in like a for some reason I'm recalling like a lead to Libra mask. I do not remember that. And he's just like, taken dives until the Oh, like Duncan under a
Unknown Speaker 46:43
bucket full of poop.
Unknown Speaker 46:46
Like, I think a lot of people in our neighborhood have septic tanks. Cuz like the other day. We're just sitting in the office and we had the doors and windows open. And it just like smelled like poop all this in Georgia is like, Oh, guess somebody's getting their septic tank pumped.
Unknown Speaker 47:06
But this was this was a while back. Um, we were having some problem with it.
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I don't remember what exactly.
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But we had to call the septic tank people. And they came out.
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And this guy had to I think they call it like a clean out. It's how you can kind of get to the septic thing. It's like a little
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kind of like a cap on a pipe. So you undo the cap. And I guess ours had a clog guess what it was? Green Bean cannon.
Unknown Speaker 47:42
This was pretty green beans. Yeah, that hadn't happened yet. So then he finds out there's a clog. And he's like, Okay, I'm going to fix it for you guys. So he takes a garden hose, turns it on, puts the garden hose down this pipe thingy. And he's just kind of like doing it back and forth to get this cog out. Well as he's doing this, it's putting the hose in taking it out. It ends up reaching poop. So there's poop on the hose. poop on his hands his bare hands. Why did he have clothes? I don't fucking No, because I don't not want to touch my own poop like that, let alone a stranger's. Oh, he does this all the time. Just raw dog in this poop. So doing all that and he gets done, takes the garden hose sprays off his hands says he's done. He's like given us this paperwork to sign. And he goes to shake gees hands.
Unknown Speaker 48:45
To be like, thank you. And they shake hands. I know. He Okay, so they touched. Yeah, he just like rinse just hands off. No. So I was like, Hey, man can use your bathroom or whatever. Just rinsed them off, shook cheese hand. So I don't know about any of this. I'm sitting inside. And he comes in. And he's like, I gotta wash my hands. I'm like, what is that? He tells me the story. And I was like, Oh my God, you shook his hand and he's like I had to I mean it wasn't gonna not do it.
Unknown Speaker 49:19
Isn't that crazy? Yeah, like I'll probably get pink for it on the week like oh my god, I didn't even think about that. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 49:28
Sorry. I'm just I'm just thinking about what how many times that guy probably touched his face like after yes like how does he not have pinkeye all the fucking time
Unknown Speaker 49:40
maybe like smell his hands when he was done maybe that's why he didn't wash his hands. He was like I need to like like his like superstar
Unknown Speaker 49:54
Yeah, I I cannot imagine I mean
Unknown Speaker 50:00
I used to get in trouble when I was a kid. Because my grandpa, you know, that's like the era where the Great Depression affected them and stuff. So he was always like, mad if we like use too much of something because he was like, in that mindset, you know? Yeah. And he would get mad, because I would use a lot of toilet paper is like you're using too much toilet paper taking too much shit. Like wrap my hands because I want to get poop on it. Um, yeah, I can't imagine a stranger's poop. Like what the fuck? Yeah, no. And it's like, I could never be like a busboy or I guess bus girl. Oh, no touching the food. Yeah, no, no. Like, sometimes I'll like see someone take a plate and they like touch a piece of food on it. And I'm like
Unknown Speaker 50:49
oh, yeah, it's bad enough like washing dishes. And I try to spray it so I don't have to touch it. But sometimes, sometimes.
Unknown Speaker 50:59
Something about just like food being wetness think just versus
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so gross.
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And people are like, but you just like, ate it or whatever. I'm like, Yeah, but so I'm supposed to be in the sink.
Unknown Speaker 51:13
I eat it with my mouse. Not my hands. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 51:22
57 minutes. I think they're probably good. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 51:27
Well, I guess we were all talked out for the nights. We're recording this on kind of a different day. Oh, we usually record like, on the weekend during the day, but it's Friday night.
Unknown Speaker 51:42
We're full of chicken and ready to party. Yeah, we had a party. I mean, go to bed.
Unknown Speaker 51:49
Yeah, actually. Um, yeah, I'm ready to just like binge like, the office or
Unknown Speaker 51:57
family matters. They will be watching it again. You started it again again. Oh, nice.
Unknown Speaker 52:06
It's good. Like it has this hazard stuff and like, um,
Unknown Speaker 52:13
so do you remember the character? Waldo?
Unknown Speaker 52:17
No, I don't think so. Um, is there a close friend? It's a Eddie's friend. Well, I guess he is friends with ercol but like, in the earlier seasons, he's like Eddie's friend, and then over time, they all become friends.
Unknown Speaker 52:32
I'm trying to remember his full name though. It's like Waldo Faldo Geraldo.
Unknown Speaker 52:38
And one of my favorite parts of the whole show is there's just this these random scenes where they're all going to this to see this movie, Waldo is the
Unknown Speaker 52:53
while there was the Usher.
Unknown Speaker 52:56
And then, um, it just keeps like, the camera keeps flashing back to Waldo and just like showing him deep in thought. And then he's just like, if
Unknown Speaker 53:07
I Ivanka
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marries Donald Trump, then she'll be Ivanka, whatever, Trump and then it and then it flashes back later and it's like if she marries Neil Diamond, she'll be Ivanka diamond. And
Unknown Speaker 53:26
back to like, him thinking about her marrying other people changing her last name, and it was like, dumb, but it was it's kind of like how you're saying was like, played out jokes and stuff like
Unknown Speaker 53:37
this. I kind of miss thought about like older TV. It seemed like they had a lot of those. Like, way more of those just like a random moments. didn't really fit in, but they were funny because they go on with it. Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 53:54
So yeah, that's what I'm probably gonna just conk out to tonight.
Unknown Speaker 54:00
I'm gonna read a Trump romance novel until I go to sleep. And hopefully dream of those tiny hands at the clambake.
Unknown Speaker 54:17
Luke, that's gonna be the name of our romance novel, tiny hands.
Unknown Speaker 54:22
Hell yeah. We need to make that cover.
Unknown Speaker 54:27
Like tiny hands holding this like a clambake or just like your hands are so tiny. They're just holding one clam together.
Unknown Speaker 54:36
But the clams like way oversized compared to the
Unknown Speaker 54:40
Hell yeah. Well, yeah. So maybe I'll I'll do that. And maybe you guys will see it on Instagram. So you should follow our Instagram. Yes. Nervous laughter podcast. The link will be in the show notes. And we still have a bunch of stickers. So if you're interested in in that, send us your app.
Unknown Speaker 55:00
I dress and we will mail you. And with our baby footprints, yeah, baby footprints. We got those. And we'll also find where you live. Take pictures of you and then text them to you.
Unknown Speaker 55:17
So if you say somebody's sneaking around in your yard, don't worry, it's just trying to get a picture of you through the window. It's just a funny joke. Yeah, that's, that's gonna be
Unknown Speaker 55:28
if we make a Patreon that's gonna be one of the Patreon
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sneak
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sneak pictures of you and
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if you live in Central Texas, yeah, it'll be a little asterik and it'll say, yeah, thank you for that.
Unknown Speaker 55:45
Yeah, so the stickers Don't forget about that. Feel free to write us in any stories related to you know, if you just thought of anything when you're listening to us blab on forever if you had a mullet, we want to see a picture and hear about it. Or if your elbow length gloves
Unknown Speaker 56:05
and your dog sweater we'll probably talk about wedding sometimes this nastiness Yes, wedding stories, any kind of stories that you guys have that you just won't read on the podcast. We'll
Unknown Speaker 56:22
be so excited about the stories. Yeah, um, but you know you might give us ideas for stories and we might like theme a whole episode off of yours your stuff, so it's true.
Unknown Speaker 56:35
We have some fat heads. Oh, where's all she's eating? Oh wanted her to come say hi, but she doesn't
Unknown Speaker 56:43
seem interested. Little Miss olive another pod cat? Yes.
Unknown Speaker 56:49
So I didn't mean to derail though. No, no, your
Unknown Speaker 56:52
true. Um, but yeah, I think that's all for our outro sorry. Outro that's the word to say extra to like, my extra time.
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Yeah.
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You need to get like, like
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fancy like gloves for your feet. I guess that's just socks but like, you know?
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Alright buttheads we hope that you have a good
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week. Day life yeah. We are live say Hey, say hi to the people
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well
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that was me okay
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that was a loud one.
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Yeah, so
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keep it cringe Pat heads and keep it real
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but yeah, I was just gonna roll with it
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like that so cool.
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All right. Party on fat heads party.
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Oh, wait, that was kind of when Henry's Brown.
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To we'll get we'll figure out the ending one day
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the whole test chicken candies, chicken 10 DS. We want 10 DS.