A very educational episode where Jamie shares the origin story of Chuck E : the ORPHAN rat. Alyssa Lynn’s tik tok corner is back with some things about deviled eggs and crazy Southern drinks!
A very educational episode where Jamie shares the origin story of Chuck E : the ORPHAN rat. Alyssa Lynn’s tik tok corner is back with some things about deviled eggs and crazy Southern drinks!
Star-Spangled Jesus is the book Jamie was thinking of, https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/april-ajoy/star-spangled-jesus/9781546006688/?lens=worthy
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Speaker 1 0:01
A couple of months ago, we went on a family vacation to Oklahoma. And a really big thing there is Bigfoot didn't realize we were and Sasquatch and stuff.
Speaker 2 0:13
And my mother in law and carboy # 3. they both really like puzzles. And they're also really good at doing mental math. So they're doing a puzzle. And we're talking about Bigfoot and all of that. And I asked them if they wanted to calculate how many big foots tall the earth was.
Unknown Speaker 0:40
And they were like, I guess.
Speaker 1 1:03
And so I got excited, and I can't remember how tall Bigfoot was, but I believe people are saying he's in the nine foot range. I got how tall the earth was. Which by the way, not a complete sphere. It's a little more oblong. Oh, okay. We didn't know G tried to talk shit and be like, well, I know. You mean the diameter? And I was like, No, I mean, the height. How tall it is. Do you want to guess how many big tall the earth is?
Speaker 1 1:40
168,948,000 Bigfoot. Shit. That's a lot of big feet.
Speaker 1 1:51
Welcome to nervous laughter cop, Comcast, Codcast.
Speaker 3 1:55
This is the fish mongering podcast.
Unknown Speaker 2:00
Yes.
Unknown Speaker 2:03
I'm Jamie.
Speaker 1 2:04
I'm Alyssa. I love to have them do calculations because I'm the opposite. And I don't
Speaker 3 2:13
I can't do that at all. Not the spine you know what is fun? Alyssa. What? Chucky? Cheese? Oh, yeah. Chucky Cheese is always a fun and a blast.
Speaker 1 2:26
I think I've only been there once for a lock in with a lock in the Catholic Church to Joe Hawkins.
Speaker 3 2:34
I did one that I was invited to at a church and it. I mean, it was okay. And then I just remember one girl was like, talking shit to one on the phone like mad talking shit. But what happened was one of the parents hid something that was easy to find. We're doing like a treasure hunt or some shit. And then she saw him like move it to an easier spot. Because like our team can find. Yeah, but then like his son found it and then Mike got mad about it. So yeah. Anyway, sorry. You're locking that Chucky Cheese was incredible. It was
Speaker 1 3:20
about it. I went with my friend who was Catholic and they had a lock in and but the rat wasn't there. Since it was after our okay, they did have pizza and we got to play games, but I never saw the rat. Was
Speaker 3 3:36
that the time of the animatronics. Like were they just like close behind the curtains? This was
Speaker 1 3:41
like, probably in 2004. So
Unknown Speaker 3:47
I don't know. Okay. I can't remember. I don't know.
Speaker 3 3:57
Knowledge of Chucky Cheese Yeah, I got scared of the the chef Guy Yeah, hit the table and cried. But so what I have here with me in blue
Unknown Speaker 4:13
is Is it a president?
Speaker 3 4:16
This is actually a part of my personal collection. Is the story of Chucky Cheese.
Unknown Speaker 4:26
Thing about love? No. They gave this out.
Speaker 3 4:31
Well, it was like a thing that they did. gave to like the new managers and stuff. Oh, okay. 2014 So it was just like a little concept. Book by Chucky Cheese entertainment concepts. Oh, cool. But I've heard a bit about it. And I was just like, You know what, I just have to buy it for myself. I'm sorry. I know you gave me a gift on the last podcast on that. For like a huge button, like
Speaker 1 5:01
the No it's a person to yourself and that's what matters. I
Speaker 3 5:05
found it on eBay and it was the last one so it's not like a common thing. Um, anyway oh
Unknown Speaker 5:12
wait a bread
Speaker 3 5:16
Yeah, this is part of like my weird oddities weird shit collection. But anyway, so yeah, I thought that we could have a little storytime this is supposed to be like the origin story of Chucky Cheese. And this is like when after they did the rebranding for like the Chucky today, so not the like skateboarding cool, like early 2000s Checky it's like the in the commercials he's like actually the size of a mouse. Oh, weird
Speaker 1 5:46
stuff and he never knew he was supposed to be an actual mouse sighs Well,
Speaker 3 5:51
it's weird because in the other commercials like from when we were younger he was like the size of all the kids and like a person and and stuff in the commercials. But now he's the size of just a mouse. But when you go in, they do still have a purse someone dressed up life size. So it's where's that consistency? Oh, you're
Speaker 1 6:11
confusing the children. I'm confused as an adult woman. I am to and maybe this will give us some answers maybe.
Speaker 3 6:21
So, without further ado, here is the story of Chucky Cheese.
Unknown Speaker 6:27
are you to me mommy land.
Speaker 3 6:30
Once upon a time, a little mouse moved into the St. Mary narrows orphanage.
Unknown Speaker 6:37
For instance.
Speaker 3 6:40
He loved to play games with all the other orphans but most of all Cecchi loved learning to play music. He especially loved the song Happy Birthday. Because Chucky it's not creepy. Chucky was an orphan. No one knew when His birthday was. So he never had a birthday party of his own. This made Checky sad, but not for long, because with so many kids at the orphanage there, there was a birthday party almost every week. And there's a picture of Chucky and at a birthday party for some kids.
Speaker 1 7:17
orphans, by the way. They're orphans, orphans, they live in an orphanage. Like they're phrasing it so far. Oh,
Speaker 3 7:26
yeah. They just keep saying over and over. Yeah. And St. marinara is God, that was awesome. Chucky loved birthday parties, especially because there was pizza. When Chucky wasn't learning music or singing or enjoying pizza at a birthday party. Chucky loves to play video games. His favorite was called Pong. Chucky almost never lost. In fact, one day Chucky won a pong tournament. He won a trophy and $50
Unknown Speaker 8:00
Oh, that's a lot for an orphan.
Speaker 3 8:03
That's fuckin orphan rich. That $50 was enough for him to buy a bus ticket to New York City. It was his magic ticket. Perfect place for at New York. Yes. Oh, and the picture is just Chucky smelling delicious pizza. In the book. He is mouth size if it looks helped you, you know heard to him. When Chucky first moved to New York, he was amazed by how big the city was. But despite being surrounded by people, Chucky felt lonely. He missed the kids from the orphanage. He had no place to stay so Chucky would sleep above the kitchen and a pizzeria run by a friendly Italian chef named Pasquali.
Unknown Speaker 8:56
I'm making this my friend
Speaker 3 8:59
from St. Mary's any age my favorite
Speaker 3 9:14
Pasquali Chucky love the smell of pizza. Plus he had plenty of music Squale would listen to you and sing along to the radio. It was a great place to live until one day oh Chucky thinking squatty had gone home for the night is explored Pasquali his restaurant that was kind of hard to say explored Pasquali. And he was discovered mouse screamed Pasquali as he chased Chucky around with a rolling pin. Pasquali had Chucky cornered his knees knock knocking from nerves. Chucky couldn't think of what to do. So he did the ones thing that always made him happy. He sang I knew squally was so shocked he dropped the the rolling pen like a perfect intro to like when he says that being my restaurant is saved I'm gonna make you a star
Speaker 3 10:29
my gonna make you a star and yeah, they gonna like see. So yes, you're very on track with how you open it. But Squale immediately changed the name of his restaurant to Chucky Cheese is home of the world famous singing mouse. I should have said that with an accent but whatever
Speaker 1 10:52
to sing for you when you eat the food. How appetizing
Speaker 3 10:55
to New York City. On the grill on the grand reopening night, men and women crowded around every table Squale proudly introduced Chucky. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Chucky Cheese the world famous thing in mouse. When the curtain came up, Chucky was terrified. Chucky had never sung for so many adults before.
Unknown Speaker 11:23
Support me I'm scared.
Speaker 3 11:25
That'd be awesome if all the orphans just came in to like, Look competency needed. And he stood there frozen. He couldn't do it. Crowd food and food. You fucking do make me look bad. Oh, yes, thank you
Speaker 3 11:51
they also left and Pasquali was heartbroken. So Chucky Oh, so as Chucky he didn't want to disappoint Pasquali. As Chucky stared out the window. The crowd poured out. He saw a young boy walking. He was holding his parents hands and smiling. But most important he was wearing a birthday crown.
Unknown Speaker 12:14
Oh here we go. It
Speaker 3 12:17
was his birthday without an but this kid is with his parents so not an orphan. Without another thought check he began to sing his favorite song to the boy Happy
Speaker 2 12:28
birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday little boy out in the street. Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 3 12:46
And also I'm a little curious because I know Happy birthday was copyrighted I think it might still be so
Unknown Speaker 12:55
oh yeah
Speaker 3 13:00
oh in the picture here is just Chucky standing on top of a stool with a mic and he's like, very nervous.
Speaker 1 13:09
Somebody should have thrown a tomato at him. Pizza Place
Speaker 3 13:13
it looks like a stand up like he's comedy though. does. So this was the last page and it's Checky pointing to him. So no one could believe it. Chucky could seeing the family came in Pasquali made them pizza and Chucky saying all my other family is walking by would join them. It was the best night ever. From that day on Chuck E cheeses would never be a place for grownups, which is sounds kind of sketchy, but I thought it would be a place where families could bring their kids and they could just be
Unknown Speaker 13:51
well kids.
Unknown Speaker 13:54
Not orphans, not
Unknown Speaker 13:56
orphans, families,
Unknown Speaker 13:57
no orphans.
Unknown Speaker 13:59
That's actually a good thing.
Unknown Speaker 14:01
Yes.
Speaker 3 14:06
parentless kids must parentless kids orphans must go to St. Mariners. Chuck E cheeses could always be a great place for birthdays. But more than that, it would be a place where every moment could be as special as a birthday. Time went on Chucky and Pasquali were joined on stage by other friends and Checky even convinced Pasquali to bring in his other favorite thing. Games. Oh, and Chucky hasn't stopped singing or smiling since so
Speaker 1 14:36
but actually kind of a sweet little book except for all the orphan shaming. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 14:45
Yeah, and oh, and the the awesome Italian accent that they put in their eye was that they actually put the dash a in with some words. It was fantastic. So
Speaker 1 14:55
now we learned the origin of the shift that you were fucking terrified. Yeah,
Speaker 3 14:59
Looking for Squale? And I mean, maybe I didn't sing good enough as a child singer.
Unknown Speaker 15:08
I'm going to kill you Jamie Lynn,
Speaker 3 15:10
you must sing a song for me. Um, so yeah.
Unknown Speaker 15:18
Thank you very much for getting that. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3 15:21
glad I finally got to read the book because I had read about it and stuff about it. And I had imagined it was like longer, but it was very short. So it's fun. It was fun.
Unknown Speaker 15:33
How did you find out about that? Ah, just
Speaker 3 15:37
I was watching different things about serving alcohol and fights at Chuck E cheeses. I didn't realize Chuck E cheeses had some of the locations serve alcohol and they actually have for quite a long time. But I guess like more and more places, or locations started serving alcohol around 2017 and a little sooner, and a lot of fights were breaking out because of alcohol. You know, some not alcohol related but definitely fueled it. But there was one article in particular and I would have talked more about this but there wasn't really anything interesting to talk about on the podcast. But there was one article that talked about a couple chuck chuck e cheeses in Florida that were getting like more calls about fights than like gentlemen's clubs and stuff like that in the area. And they one of the chuck e cheeses they called out was Clearwater, Florida, which is where a lot of Scientology stuff is. Funny. Um, but yeah, that's it for my chuck e cheeses.
Unknown Speaker 16:49
very much enjoyed that.
Unknown Speaker 16:53
Yeah, I am kind of sad that
Speaker 1 16:56
nothing got wrapped up for the orphans. Like I thought they would be there to support him. Or maybe they come visit him. But he's like, no famous and leaving pitches by No.
Speaker 3 17:09
Get good at polling and win a tournament. Chucky got good at pong and won a tournament that's got $50 for that bus ticket. That was his true
Unknown Speaker 17:17
his way out. Yeah. Support.
Speaker 3 17:24
Yeah, he could have brought that back to the orphanage and just done good, but I guess he just opened a restaurant with the Italian guy and started a band. Anyway.
Speaker 1 17:38
Well, I have the return of a popular segment. Just kidding. But we have a list. Sullens tick tock corner is coming back. I need to get a theme song. And we just have a food related episode for you here today. Like the pizza. Pizza. I'm so Jamie. You're familiar with Neil Patrick Harris. You said before the show that you really liked him? Yeah.
Speaker 3 18:12
Can I connect because I don't know what you're gonna say someone put an asterix. Like an insane fan or anything.
Unknown Speaker 18:20
Wow, everybody's gonna judge you after it reads.
Speaker 3 18:22
He's a he's a cutie but too many. Yeah, he was good acting. He does magic. He's a magic boy. Yeah, I think he actually did the school at like the school of magic or whatever that like, secret magic school is not Hogwarts. The other one that's real.
Speaker 1 18:42
I went over to a friend's house and they were watching the new Matrix movie. And I wasn't really paying attention. But yeah, he's in that which He seems so out of place to look over and he's in the fucking matrix. And even though there was a new matrix, it may not be new, but the most recent one, I didn't
Speaker 3 18:58
even know there was any after like the second matrix. There's a third one, right? And this was either the third or fourth. Anyway, anyway.
Speaker 1 19:09
So Neil, Patrick Harris got on tick tock a couple months ago. And you know, he's trying to have this wholesome family a cow, you know, he has a husband and a couple kids and trying to do the celebrity thing and you know, get on a platform and do stuff. Pretty much every comment on his videos is about something that he did in 2011. And immediately when I saw his tiktoks I was like, hell yeah, people people are gonna come for him about this thing. And they did. And I was not disappointed.
Unknown Speaker 19:48
Is it a bad thing or an embarrassing thing?
Speaker 1 19:50
It's bad. Oh, it was in poor taste. I mean, I knew that I have a fucked up sense of humor, but even I don't think I would have done Most. So you're familiar with Amy Winehouse? Yes. Rip. I feel like she's the slightly older generations. Lana Del Rey. I don't know if that's true, but I kind of feel like they're in the same vein with Yeah. So I really liked her. I still like her stuff. So she died in. Let's see August of 2011. Well, a little Neil Patrick Harris had a Halloween party. So this was two months after she fucking died. Do you want to see the meat plate that he made? Oh,
Unknown Speaker 20:44
it's a meat put out the plate of her
Unknown Speaker 20:47
fucking autopsy photo.
Unknown Speaker 20:52
This is the plate.
Unknown Speaker 20:53
Oh my god. Yeah, it
Unknown Speaker 20:55
doesn't even really look like
Unknown Speaker 20:58
it. So this is a meat plate. Like,
Speaker 3 21:02
I'm just confused because it's like, it's almost like oh, is this like a cake? Let's like decorate like a Yeah. That isn't very, very portait I thought you're gonna say He came as like a dead Amy Winehouse costume or something. But that's, uh
Unknown Speaker 21:19
now I'm like, is that a meat plate?
Speaker 3 21:21
I'm pretty sure some sort of food or something to consume.
Speaker 1 21:25
It says it's a meat platter. So yeah, he took her fucking autopsy photo from two months prior. That's awful. And made a fucking meat plate out of it. Someone that struggled with addiction. Their whole fucking life. Tried to get help. Couldn't fucking do it. And yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3 21:48
mean, that's pretty fucked up to do have anybody like, I mean, except for maybe like, Ted Bundy.
Speaker 1 21:56
Do it for like, total shit. Piece of shit. Yeah. Or something. But and like, Well, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, people
Unknown Speaker 22:07
may have done it with OJ Simpson. Maybe? Yeah,
Speaker 1 22:09
I mean, that's fine. But yeah. Amy Winehouse do anything to anybody? Well, maybe she did. I don't know of anything terribly awful that she did. She just had a drug problem. But yeah, so now every time I see Neil Patrick Harris, I think about that. And I'm like,
Speaker 3 22:32
Yeah, that's really that's really fucked up. Like I feel like we both have like a morbid sense of humor and like true crime and stuff. But that's, that's very inappropriate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 22:43
And so on. Every majority of comments are like, Man, I love Amy Winehouse, like Amy Winehouse is the best. And then he stopped posting on Tik Tok and he hasn't in a while
Unknown Speaker 22:58
that that's a good move.
Unknown Speaker 23:00
I love internet justice.
Unknown Speaker 23:02
Yeah. I mean, that's yeah, that's good. I mean, he should probably feel bad about that for the rest of his life.
Speaker 1 23:10
Yeah, he's apologized for it. But
Speaker 3 23:14
yeah, I mean, it's just like, Oh, what if I make like a really fucked up joke or something one day and I never like looked down. But I also feel like I wouldn't like go to the extent of like making a meat plate of someone that died two months before for a party. For a funeral. No, just kidding.
Unknown Speaker 23:35
Yeah.
Speaker 3 23:37
But yeah, no, that's um, that's crazy. But now I do want to make like a, like Ted Bundy, like
Unknown Speaker 23:44
the electric chair. Oh, aftermath photo.
Unknown Speaker 23:48
Yeah, kinda playing. That'd be fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1 23:50
he's the deck. So whatevs. Eat his fucking face. I know another food history thing that I found whilst scrolling tick tock. I'm going to give you a little bit of history about deviled eggs. Okay, what do you like deviled eggs?
Speaker 3 24:08
I do. Many places in Austin have deviled eggs as an appetizer. And it's like it.
Speaker 1 24:18
Pop in a boner. Every time I see a deviled egg on the menu it gotta get it so the deviled egg can be traced back to ancient Rome, which this is obviously copy and paste from Wikipedia. So thank you Wikipedia. So boiled eggs were seasoned with spicy sauces and served as a starter during meal gatherings and feasts.
Unknown Speaker 24:43
They could boil water back then,
Unknown Speaker 24:47
like good.
Speaker 1 24:51
Recipes for hard boiled eggs stuffed with herbs, cheese and raisins, which sounds fucking gross can be found In cookery texts of medieval European cuisine cool. Yeah. And the earliest known American recipe for deviled eggs, or the earliest print of a recipe was in the Montgomery invite advisor which was a paper in Montgomery, Alabama,
Unknown Speaker 25:19
Alabama, Alabama,
Speaker 1 25:22
Alabama, in 1877. So a little history there. So the English word devil referenced highly seasoned food and that was a common term in the 18th century. And the 19th century, the adjective deviled came to be used often with spicy or zesty food, including eggs peppered with mustard, pepper or other greedy ingredients stuffed in the yolk cavity. Mustard is so fucking deviled eggs.
Unknown Speaker 25:59
Amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 26:02
Jamie and I always laugh about like, white people thinking peppers spicy so well.
Unknown Speaker 26:11
When When do you tried the pies? It was like
Unknown Speaker 26:17
it was perfect.
Unknown Speaker 26:19
It was great. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:22
Why people can't handle mustard.
Speaker 3 26:26
See, which is hilarious. I'm curious if they just popped like five mustard seeds and learn was like,
Speaker 1 26:32
oh, yeah, maybe something like that. But I liked this little clip at the end of the article. It said it church functions. In parts of the southern and Midwestern United States, the termed stuffed eggs, salad eggs and dressed eggs occur instead to avoid reference to the word devil. For this reason, the term Angel eggs is also occasionally used. Oh
Unknown Speaker 27:02
I bet. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 27:04
I bet people fucking do that.
Speaker 1 27:06
I was like Wikipedia is fucking with me. This is too stupid and no one does it but I Googled it. Yeah, no trash pays for Angel eggs which I fucking refuse. No. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 27:16
Now
Speaker 1 27:19
my ancestors suffered from the spice of mustard
Speaker 3 27:25
honor that carry on the traditions? Yeah. Yeah, no. Angel eggs is? Yeah, very stupid. Stupid
Speaker 1 27:33
name. Angels already have their cake. That's enough. In the
Unknown Speaker 27:39
eggs. Yeah.
Speaker 3 27:43
Chris, Christian Christians after ruin everything. Not all Christians are blah, blah, blah. Of course, whatever. The Christian listeners
Speaker 1 27:51
are saying Angel eggs. I'm sorry. Go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3 27:55
Yeah, like I started following this chick on Instagram that is getting over her like, she can go yeah, maybe that's her name. I'm not sure but she's getting over like patriotic. Christianity is like kind of
Speaker 1 28:12
sound right? Like nothing Patriot party. Check this person out.
Speaker 3 28:16
I think she also wrote a book. It's called like a sparkle. Bangle. God, like God and the flag and like Star Spangled Banner but was like glitter anyway. She said that she was eating a banana at the school. And they were like, oh, yeah, you know we have forks by the banana. I think the girls don't have to eat that. That eat them sexually. God.
Unknown Speaker 28:48
Anyway, awful. Back
Unknown Speaker 28:50
to. Well, Alyssa.
Speaker 1 28:54
Well, I think that's all I have for deviled eggs. Oh, one little thing. According to an online survey commissioned by McCormick the Spice Company in 2019. nearly 61% of Americans plan to make and or eat deviled eggs during Easter Sunday that year.
Speaker 3 29:13
Oh, okay. That's a lot of people eaten the devil's food on Barton on Jesus's day. Yes,
Speaker 1 29:20
that's true. Sounds planned by the evil spice Corporation.
Speaker 3 29:28
God has risen. Spices have driven I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 29:36
But
Speaker 3 29:39
the split drink corporations are also trying to push things forward.
Unknown Speaker 29:46
They are
Unknown Speaker 29:49
a another thing I found
Speaker 1 29:53
during my 15 hour a day tick tock scrolling Um, someone named Mississippi Mima popped up on my page, which seems about right. I don't know why she's calling herself me ma because I read through the stuff. I think she's 29 she's younger than both of us.
Speaker 3 30:18
I mean, she could still history. She could be great. Definitely still be Yeah, she can be a great grandma Mississippi for sure.
Speaker 1 30:25
Man, her accent was pretty out of control. I mean, controls her accent woman
Unknown Speaker 30:37
was like, Whoa, I
Speaker 1 30:39
wonder if I sound like other people. But she said that she orders a drink at Sonic and the video was her ordering said drink at the stall. Dr. Pepper and pickles. The person that was taking her order, I knew exactly what she was talking about. And she told her like, yeah, you'll see cherries on your receipt, because I guess we can't. You know, they can't put pickles and drinks
Speaker 3 31:09
but no one fucking does that. But she's like, Yeah.
Speaker 1 31:13
In there for you. It Jamie hates pickles. But she has very kindly offered to try this. She looks very excited.
Unknown Speaker 31:27
Let's do it. Don't do it. I'm
Unknown Speaker 31:28
okay. I'm going to prepare beverages. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 31:31
I'm gonna pause it. Okay,
Speaker 1 31:36
I accidentally spilled some pickle juice on David, Jamie's desk and I feel terrible. So I apologize. Okay. She seems like she secretly hates me, but
Unknown Speaker 31:48
we'll never come out.
Speaker 1 31:52
I told Jamie about this video when I saw it. And she said people were fucking around. That's not real. I think it's because she hates pickles. Because if you like pickles, like I do. I feel like I would try literally anything with a pickle. Oh. And then I read the comments and people were very excited about this. They were all about it. So I knew we had to try it. So cheers to you. Jamie Lynn.
Unknown Speaker 32:26
It smells like pickled sorry, hold on. A second. I can just taste like salty. Dr. Pepper. That's
Speaker 1 32:41
what I'm getting. I flew after Tehsil pickle. I put one pickle in Jamie's drink. And then I put like an eyedropper full of pickle juice. For me. I think I have three floating in here and put a little bit more juice. But I think maybe it was too much because yeah, it kind of tastes like a pickle ocean in the doctor February.
Unknown Speaker 33:09
Um, do you need more Dr. Pepper? Or do you want to try mine with like the less pickle Thank you.
Speaker 1 33:20
Okay, Jamies is better. I put too much pickle. Better. I think if maybe I had the son of Sonic cup with the ice. Some good proportions. The ice was like it. But I don't know. Right now. I'm impressed. Thank you for being so brave. Yeah, for sure. Pickled. Crying.
Speaker 3 33:50
I feel like my lip was shaking a little bit when I was putting it like I don't know if you've seen that episode of SpongeBob. I think it's actually well, I don't know which episode but he goes to take a bite of the burger. And he says there's little teeth. It's like what it was
Unknown Speaker 34:05
so brave. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 34:10
So that's a thumbs down from me.
Speaker 1 34:13
I'm sure Jury's out for me. Maybe I'll sip on it a little more as we're as we're talking but yeah. Face
Unknown Speaker 34:23
like why? Really?
Unknown Speaker 34:25
I don't know why. I want to like
Unknown Speaker 34:29
because you're a pickle girl.
Speaker 1 34:30
I'm a pickle girl. I love them. Gave Jamie Oh, I think it was my sister gave Jamie a pickled almond one time and she had to spit it out.
Speaker 3 34:41
Yeah, maybe you could do like a pickle like cocktail or something.
Speaker 1 34:46
Oh was heckling water backs are a thing back. I think it's whiskey and then you take a chase or a pickle juice. And then I wouldn't you know chase her something. She serve a trashcan and puking it Yeah, but those are good. Yeah,
Speaker 1 35:03
yeah. Thank you for supporting my nasty I decided not to make this one for us because even to me this sounds a little much Oh, okay. Is it another pickle? It's another pickle drink. So there's a girl named Dollar Tree dinners and she does budget friendly meals and trapping tips and stuff. Cool. So she's stitched Mississippi, me most video and confirmed that pickles and drinks are a thing. And she talked to Mississippi MeeMaw she said that she would get a similar drink at a chain in North Carolina called Water burger, which is not our Oh water burger. It's a like an independent che or Well, I think there's two of them. And basically, what they do with this one, they mix all the sodas and their drink machine which I would call that a suicide. Yeah, have any to. That was my favorite Chucky Cheese. Yeah, I never did it. But also that can be called a swamp water or graveyard which I have never heard either. Like swamp swamp owner makes the most graveyard.
Speaker 3 36:28
I guess it kind of goes with suicide, which I guess I also don't understand why it would be called suicide. But yeah.
Speaker 1 36:35
Mostly kids killed when they make a suicide. So their soda machines are a little different because they have Cheerwine which I can't remember. Do y'all have that in Mississippi here? One?
Unknown Speaker 36:49
It's uh
Speaker 1 36:52
It's kind of like if Dr. Pepper and I cherry soda had a baby. It's really good. And it's North Carolina, Georgia thing. I think I'd never tried it until I went there. But it's good. But so there's has Cheerwine Pepsi Dr. Pepper,
Unknown Speaker 37:14
orange soda, and sprite.
Speaker 1 37:17
And then they put pickles and they put lemon. And that's a drink they call the witch doctor and apparently it's very popular. So I was gonna make that for us. But I didn't think I could get Cheerwine here. But then I saw I could get it at my my grocery store right by my house, which I didn't know. But certainly didn't do it anyway because I just burped and it was pickle Schriften me. I decided not to subject you to that because I already know that this was a big sacrifice for you to try the pickle pickle Dr. Pepper.
Speaker 3 37:53
Thank you for considering me. I appreciate that. But you said it has true wine alcohol, right?
Speaker 1 38:00
Oh no, sorry. Cheerwine is the soda. It's kind of like a mix of Dr. Pepper and cherry. Oh, okay. It's called Cheerwine I guess because it looks like wine.
Speaker 3 38:13
Okay, I gotcha that color. Okay. Yeah, because I was I was gonna say that we could do that. If we ever not if when when do you cross over with nervous? Nervous fuck zero fun podcast I'm all fucked up on pickled jeans.
Speaker 1 38:35
Just take another sip and it's way too much.
Unknown Speaker 38:39
I'm melting. Oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1 38:41
also need to add that we're drinking. Dr. B heb brand she'll be brand or grocery chain here because I'm a Lin and typically don't buy brand name stuff.
Unknown Speaker 38:56
I would say this is a very Lynn style drink. This
Speaker 1 38:58
is the lens style drink. I'm drinking mine out of a mason jar. Oh, you are to
Unknown Speaker 39:05
fulsol jar. So yeah.
Speaker 1 39:11
This restaurants about 40 minutes from Charlotte. So if you're ever there, I know. One of our listeners ran lives in North Carolina. So maybe they'll try this out for us or try to
Unknown Speaker 39:24
get a little Yeah, well tastes video for us. Yes.
Speaker 1 39:26
We'll barter some stickers if you go try it.
Unknown Speaker 39:32
And then lastly,
Speaker 1 39:35
we have a drink that I've always wanted to try but never have for whatever reason. Got good old fashioned peanuts and coke. Yeah. Wikipedia says that sometimes this is called a farmer's coke. I first saw people doing this when I worked illegally at a gas station when I was 14 wasn't quite old enough to work yet. They did. So
Speaker 3 40:02
did that gas station also have alcohol or beer? Oh,
Speaker 1 40:05
yeah. There's a 14 year old. Off the fucking is lava i 35. So I'm just getting highway travelers coming by back and why they let me do that. But yeah, one time. This is not a whistle in trauma corner. But this popped into my head, this weird guy was there and I was working at night, which I didn't do that often. And he came in and was talking to me and was being creepy. And he wanted to kiss my hand and grabbed my hand and was about to kiss it and my dad just happened. I know. Thank you, Bruce. A lot of wrong things. But that was a great thing. He was like, hey, get the fuck out of here. So that was cool to him. So yeah, I could have been stolen from that gas station. That is Yeah, terrifying.
Unknown Speaker 41:11
Yeah. And I assume you still work there after that? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 41:22
So I didn't get us individual bottles of coke, sorry. But what people do, they drink down some coke. And then dropped the peanuts in there. And somebody wrote an article and said that this is the working man's strawberry and champagne.
Speaker 3 41:46
Okay, it's funny because I usually think of strawberry and champagne for like celebrations or something. So it's like you're celebrating anniversary, and it's like, Hey, baby
Speaker 1 42:03
it does have kind of an interesting origin. I guess it became popular in the 20s as a snack for blue collar workers. Because this is gonna sound bad at first, but I see what they mean. It was a popular snack because they didn't have to wash their hands to eat it, which it first grows, but it's the 20s And they're working in the fucking Yeah, field or whatever. Just go over and yeah, take a drink. Yeah, so I'm gonna make this for us real quick. All right.
Speaker 3 42:36
I feel like I feel like I want to just stir it up really fast. But I don't want it to like, defense the coke.
Speaker 1 42:43
Yeah, so I didn't get Jamie and I individual bottles, which in hindsight, I should have but I told her to get a Boba straw. Drinking this and not the way it was intended. We're
Speaker 3 42:57
totally like reclass in it out. Ginger frying. The working man.
Unknown Speaker 43:09
Wait, let's
Unknown Speaker 43:09
cheers. I'll take a picture.
Unknown Speaker 43:15
Don't think I love this.
Speaker 3 43:18
I mean, honestly, it literally just takes like Coke and peanuts. Like, starts with coke. And then you get an aftertaste of peanuts. I'm not a huge peanut fan, but I'm not like disgusted
Speaker 1 43:30
I guess. Now that I'm sitting with a little more. I think I like it. These were unsalted peanuts. So I put some salt in there. And I think I got a chunk of salt at first.
Unknown Speaker 43:45
Sorry, how loud? I like it. Yeah,
Speaker 3 43:48
I don't know if I have any salt in mind, but I think a little salty. Like salty peanuts would be actually pretty delicious. I'm surprised but um,
Unknown Speaker 43:55
you know, I'm gonna how many lens out of 10 Would you give this?
Unknown Speaker 44:03
I think I'd probably give it like
Speaker 3 44:07
six or seven ones. Maybe? I agree. Yeah, yeah. Six and a half, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1 44:12
I would maybe. Maybe say seven 7.58 I like it. I'm Dr. Pepper. I'm gonna give that three until I get the right proportions. Dr. Pepper.
Unknown Speaker 44:26
I give it no one
Unknown Speaker 44:29
negative lens.
Speaker 3 44:31
Um, yeah, I'm actually kind of surprised that I'm digging this a little bit. Because like I never snack on peanuts. I always eat around them and trail mix and stuff, but I don't know. Maybe it's kind of like peanut needs
Speaker 1 44:42
smart. SmartCode original HB original cola Jamie Lynn,
Unknown Speaker 44:47
I'm good. We got more drinks. Come on, girl.
Unknown Speaker 44:49
Oh god, I'm scared for Jamie.
Speaker 3 44:53
Maybe I like this because I just don't have peanuts often because I don't keep anything peanut related and house with Brandon. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 45:01
am kind of risking Brandon's life I
Speaker 1 45:10
know I've asked Jamie 1000 times if he has the airborne anaphylaxis and he doesn't, but I'm always afraid. Even so.
Speaker 3 45:21
Yeah, anytime I eat like peanuts or anything, I'm like, Okay. I need to like, wash my mouth out really good and like, consume other things and like not kiss him for like hours to shut your mouth. Just to shut my mouth. And in the other day I was thinking it would be kind of funny to make like a and now continue on with your stuff. I don't want to derail
Speaker 1 45:48
Oh, no, um, that's it. The only other thing I was gonna say with the washing hands swing with blue collar people. Um, I guess the robots on my phone know that I'm, you know, married to a blue collar guy. Sometimes I get like, blue collar wife videos and it's just ridiculous. You know, we're like, hey, now you got blue collar man when he got a package lunched and 4am stupid shit. But one of the things that I've had before is like blue collar guys eating lunch. And basically like, they'll be eating a sandwich with their hand that is gross as fuck, no, like, feel it in your legs like they sure fuck. eating their lunch with like, dirt and concrete all over their hands. And
Speaker 3 46:47
what does he do? He needs to fucking peanut heavy straw. He does his construction work. And
Speaker 1 46:54
I think it's funny because like, GE has never been like that. I mean, he gets covered and stuff. But I would say that, in general, he's more clean than I am. Okay. Just as far as like, Oh, I'm not that I'm unclean.
Unknown Speaker 47:12
I think your house I
Speaker 1 47:15
know, I don't wash my hair every day. And yeah, whatever. But he's like, rather
Speaker 3 47:20
short. He should flow. Neither should you wash your hair get dirty.
Speaker 1 47:26
Yeah, but yeah, I think it's funny because that's flex for, like stupid Trump supporters. Like, look at my eat with my dirty man.
Speaker 3 47:38
Oh, um, and just a small thing on that. You mentioned Trump supporter. I'm not trying to make it political. But I saw that some of the supporters are wearing like diapers, because I guess there was a treat a true tweet, carpe diem, and I can't talk to them. There was a tweet that was like, Michael Cohen just said something about Trump wearing diapers or something. And then a bunch of his followers were just like, real man wear diapers and they're all wearing
Unknown Speaker 48:07
their shirts right now.
Speaker 3 48:11
So that was just funny. God, it's just, I don't know how that happens in real life. It just feels like someone who wrote it. Anyway,
Unknown Speaker 48:21
did you have a third drink? No, it
Speaker 1 48:24
was going to be the thing. Which Yeah, oh, yeah. And D Roc posted that thing on our Discord about the diapers, so you should come join our Discord if you haven't already. Oh, yes, that's true. Yes, sorry.
Speaker 3 48:39
Thanks for sharing. for that. I forgot. That was who winked at so shout out. Do you roll through your thumbs? But I have a couple of drink. Well, it's one drink. I'm scared that I'm making two variations. Oh, okay. So let me go make the first one and I'll be back. Okay, so let's see what I have here. Let me
Unknown Speaker 49:02
Okay, smell it first. Is this a soda
Unknown Speaker 49:09
with like, creamer? Oh, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 49:11
it's Pepsi and milk. Oh shit.
Unknown Speaker 49:18
This was what Laverne and Shirley drink Yeah, that's
Speaker 3 49:21
what that's like. Well, the Wikipedia article I read said it originated from Laverne and Shirley. But it's had a recent resurgence Yeah, so
Unknown Speaker 49:32
the Utah iums
Speaker 3 49:35
I don't know if I made our mixtures like correctly the ratio, but can I just taste like a
Unknown Speaker 49:41
like a float? Float? Yeah.
Speaker 3 49:47
Well, I was absolutely disgusted when I heard about this the first time but I'm not
Unknown Speaker 49:53
turned off by it. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 49:55
think I actually like it too.
Speaker 1 49:56
I feel like it would be better with a coke Then a Pepsi. I don't know why. Maybe because we're gonna see that.
Unknown Speaker 50:06
Okay, all right. Well, this
Speaker 3 50:07
was a pleasant surprise. I give it six. Maybe like nine ones out of 10 Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 50:13
gonna say Lynn's.
Speaker 3 50:14
This is yeah, I'll go with it because I wouldn't drink it like every week or anything like that. Yeah, got my pill.
Speaker 1 50:25
The name piLc sounds weird. I made another name for it if I'm gonna drink this on my rig.
Unknown Speaker 50:34
Um, so yeah, I'll finish this. I
Speaker 1 50:39
mean, I while she was making this I threw away my pickle Dr. Pepper, which I was sad to do because I really wanted to like it. But I'd finished this.
Speaker 3 50:49
That's good. Yeah, yeah, we chopped that showed up in the disposal. Get the fuck out of my can go on good. Okay, yeah, so actually wasn't bad. I thought it would be disgusting.
Unknown Speaker 51:03
But
Speaker 3 51:06
something that I don't know how I completely missed this. I don't know if you missed it as well. But in 2023 22 Sometime recently, the past couple of years, there was a Christmas commercial from Pepsi that was really short. Oh, no. And it was insane. It was for piLc it was milk and cookies. And so weird. Yeah. And it was um, it was Santa sitting down like, you know, in someone's little living room setup with the cookies and the milk. pulls out a Pepsi. Oh, make some soulful piLc. But someone is sneaking upstairs and then you see them creep down as they come out of the shadows. It's Lindsay Lohan and then carries away and then she's like, What? What is this? That Santa left and then she takes a little sip. It's for Mr. Straw. And she goes, No, that's a dirty soda, Santa. Yeah, no, I like that. Yeah. So So yeah, they had a commercial and ship for it with Lindsay Lohan and totally missed it. Oh, wow. I
Unknown Speaker 52:23
have no idea how I miss that.
Speaker 3 52:26
Now, would you like to try this with Cherry Pepsi? Yes. I
Unknown Speaker 52:30
love cherry. You grew up on that.
Speaker 3 52:33
Yeah, love. And let me ask you a question. Cherry Coke. Do you miss the old design of the cherry coke logo? That was like the Yes. Big blocky letters. Yeah, it's
Unknown Speaker 52:44
very spiky. Yeah,
Speaker 3 52:45
mosaic. Just yeah, black and red. Now it's.
Speaker 1 52:51
I could go on a 30 minute rant right now about how everything looks fucking boring now. from architecture to like labels. Everything is boring now. Yeah, but
Speaker 3 53:04
it'll cycle back. People are starting to bored of it, I think good. All right, let me let me make a couple of those cherry pills. All right, we got our cherry pilx
Speaker 1 53:18
When I sniffed it externally. milk mustache
Speaker 3 53:28
good might be better. Definitely better. I was Yeah, I would say this is also eight. A point. A point and just Yeah, slightly better than the other ones. 8.5 ones. Oh, and we also would like to mention that it does get like a little curly and the milk kind of like separated. So the first part is
Speaker 1 53:49
yeah, this was good. Our friend Raylene is from Utah and their big thing there's soda shops. The cream soda. Yeah. So they'll put you know creamer and stuff like that. And it's the dirty soda. Okay, yeah, I haven't gone with her to Utah yet, but I am looking forward to going to a soda shop and just see all the weird pilx
Unknown Speaker 54:17
options, the pilx in the casseroles
Unknown Speaker 54:22
thank you for these pilx Jamie.
Speaker 3 54:25
Yeah, I'm poking it up today. And thank you guys for listening to our episode today.
Speaker 1 54:33
You are not orphans because you're part of the fat head nation. silk pillowcase.
Unknown Speaker 54:46
And, yeah, the Bobo straw with peanuts too.
Speaker 1 54:50
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I like it.
Unknown Speaker 54:53
I dig that. Yeah, so fat heads. Don't be scared to try some pills. Try some peanuts and coke
Unknown Speaker 55:01
I advise against the pickled drinks
Speaker 1 55:06
maybe I don't need to put actual pickle juice in it maybe the pickles themselves are enough to know if you're pulling up if you're a Dr. Pepper pickle connoisseur let me know what I did wrong. GM boned. Yeah, let
Speaker 3 55:20
us know the ratio. Maybe there's a certain type of pickle you should use maybe, um, maybe Sonic has like some really good sweet pickles or maybe something. I don't know. biggest letdown of the day though. I'm sorry. I feel sad for you because I don't know what it's like to have some thoughts.
Unknown Speaker 55:37
I'm excited. I'm gonna love this thing. It has two things I love and it's just not good.
Speaker 1 55:45
You knocked it out of the park. That was the pilx That
Unknown Speaker 55:48
was that was a nice way to end up
Unknown Speaker 55:53
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Speaker 1 55:58
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Speaker 3 56:05
I love those. Yes, please. Or just I don't know something weird. You and your family.
Unknown Speaker 56:10
Yeah, what comes out of your family's knocker holes
Speaker 3 56:16
Alright, stay safe and keep your pets warm in your neck or
Unknown Speaker 56:20
hold? Yes. Kassala vinegar holes.
Unknown Speaker 56:22
Party on party on.
Unknown Speaker 56:44
Chucky give us rat piLc