Kids say the darndest things! Alyssa opens with some silly weird kid stories, other party stories (HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAYLENE!!!), and some weird words. Jamie picks up with a crazy story about elevator technicians, some weird things in the condiment world and closes out with some fun AI songs!
Kids say the darndest things! Alyssa opens with some silly weird kid stories, other party stories (HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAYLENE!!!), and some weird words. Jamie picks up with a crazy story about elevator technicians, some weird things in the condiment world and closes out with some fun AI songs!
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Alyssa, me and Brandon were working in the living room the other day, and then heard a knock at the door. So, you know, I get my little stepstool and I go to most favorite people. And, um, I don't know why, like surprise me to see a person there, but they weren't leaving. So I was just like, looked at brand and I was like, there's a person there
Unknown Speaker 0:28
pleasetake care of, please. I can't do this
Speaker 1 0:52
but yeah, it was just a delivery person. So it wasn't. Oh, okay. Good. still present in the mail. Yeah, present. But it was weird because I couldn't usually we could like tell by the weather dress, or whatever. Yeah, your package, but they were like turned around, so I just couldn't really see. So I was just like, they're gonna try to sell me something. I can't do this. I can't handle this right now.
Speaker 2 1:16
But you know, it's not the worst. Nervous laughter podcast. All the fat heads were
Speaker 1 1:22
the almost best. Yeah, this is my best. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. And we're here to hopefully entertain you. Yes.
Speaker 2 1:32
We haven't recorded in a little bit. So it feels weird. Yeah, yeah. Can I do this?
Speaker 1 1:41
So let you guys in on a little secret. The last two episodes were recorded in the same day. My Crazy, right? Yeah. Nothing like a little editing magic, or whatever. Media. But Disney Channel? Yeah.
Speaker 2 2:02
Well, I have some various not really life updates. But chip that I've done since we recorded I felt like I've had an eventful couple of weeks. We had a surprise party for my brother in law. Yeah, it was fun. So we went and I had made kind of like a little photo booths backdrop, and got some, you know, goofy little things that you hold up for pictures. And so they have kids. And so my niece was there. And then some of her friends that are also friends with my brother in law are the parents are. And so we're waiting for him to get there. And one of the little girls picked up one of the photo booths, props, and she was like, Oh my gosh, whenever he walks in, I'm gonna like, hold up this thing in my face, and I'm gonna yell, surprise, I have a mustache. And I was like, yes, you should absolutely do that.
Speaker 1 3:11
As annoying as kids can be at times they're so fucking funny. From time money. Yeah,
Speaker 2 3:17
like I I like being around them for short bursts. They really are entertaining.
Speaker 1 3:22
Like my youngest nephew. It was so funny. He was opening his presents for Christmas or birthday one year and he unwrapped something. And it wasn't a box that he needed to open but he just goes Whoa. I love boxing. Oh, it was yeah, it was adorable. Just like a cat.
Speaker 2 3:47
And then the party then took a we're you determine a little bit later. It wasn't bad, but so we blend up balloons and had them just scattered about. So the girls decided they were going to draw little faces on the balloons. So then that turned into like, oh, the balloon is my baby. So you know they're playing like the bullying so baby. Well one of them puts a balloon under there
Speaker 2 4:22
there's all these like 10 year old like laughing with my sister in law and I was like, This is fucking weird. Like, yeah, it's weird. And so they're all like playing and then one of the books pops and somebody's like you killed my band
Speaker 2 4:49
some people were like yelling about killing babies. And then I talked to one of the other moms was like, Yeah, this is weird. And she was like, Yeah, but you know, it's going really good like nobody's crying ain't nobody's fighting um, so like this was a whim and like yeah, I guess so now
Speaker 1 5:05
adults told them to do that or are being weird about Yeah.
Speaker 2 5:09
Yeah. Yeah, so then I'm in the kitchen cleaning out and I started hearing them talking about that capital murder capital murder for killing like being
Unknown Speaker 5:30
different than lowercase
Speaker 2 5:34
I guess one of them had gone up to another one of the moms and had asked like, what type of charge that would be your fucking No. And she's like, Yeah, that's considered capital murder. All these pregnant lucky little girl running around talking about babies being killed and capital murder and it was fucking awesome. And it was the highlight of the party. Man that makes me excited to have kids. Oh, yeah. Apparently they come up with weird shit like this all the time. It was so funny because it didn't faze the parents at all. And I was like, What is?
Speaker 1 6:11
I mean, kids are so fucking weird. Like have you ever seen a those like a recap videos or whatever that are like Reddit threads of like, weird shit that kids do and say, like scary shit. Oh, yes, those Yeah. Like, okay.
Speaker 2 6:30
Because they're so scary. Yeah, I don't I genuinely don't know what I would do if I had a kid and I said some of that shit. Be like, you gotta leave.
Unknown Speaker 6:39
Get in the box.
Unknown Speaker 6:42
Yeah, terrifying.
Unknown Speaker 6:45
Did you have any other party?
Speaker 2 6:47
I do. Pull this up. So we had a party for my friend Raylene. Happy birthday, Raylene. Happy Birthday girl, girl. Oh, okay. So, I have a couple of weird terms that kind of tie into the party. So, say that someone was wearing a shirt. And they picture this. Someone wearing a shirt by now on everybody's mind, but they're not wearing pants or underwear or anything. What would you call that? A dress? No. Like they're like a shirt. Like it's just it's not a long shirt. It's just a regular shirt. Yeah. But they don't have like anything. Oh, they don't have like an orange. Now. Let's say you're getting dressed and you just got a shirt on and you're in that state. What? Do you have a name for that?
Speaker 1 7:49
No, I don't think half half neki.
Speaker 2 7:54
So in our house, we call that Donald Duck in Blue Bear Baron. Yeah. Or Winnie Winnie the Pooh in but we kind of like Donald Duck and better. That's what we use. So I had gotten out to Israeli in a while back, or G and I had and for some reason that came up. No idea why. She was like, yeah, there's a term for that. I can't remember what it is. So we're eating our dinner and all of a sudden she's like, Sure, cocking. Quiet in the restaurant. Other people might earn shirt cocking. Like, oh, yeah, that's
Unknown Speaker 8:43
the term for when you're not wearing pants. But you're in a hurry to call that before I ordered
Speaker 2 8:52
it last night at the party. Her brother was telling a story about how somebody had shed their pants in in nature. It was their other brother actually shed his pants and they're kind of in the woods. So he like basically use the stream as a day. And then like, took his pants off and like, threw him in the river. Like wash them float away. And so Roberts like yeah, he was just like shirt cocking in the woods. He came up again and reminded me
Unknown Speaker 9:23
shirt cocking and weapon charities.
Speaker 2 9:25
We've been charities, so we're all like laughing about his shirt cocking and somebody ends up asking Susan carboy number two's mom, like oh, like what did? What did y'all call that in your? or what have you heard called that or something?
Unknown Speaker 9:43
Because, you know,
Speaker 2 9:44
I mean, I know I'm an adult, but she's like an adult to your adult. You know? She feels like a real Indian. She's like, well, we just didn't have a name wasn't common enough for Here's how she answered it was so fucking funny.
Unknown Speaker 10:05
Like, what is this world going?
Speaker 2 10:10
Oh, she was like laughing. Fun. Yeah. But Okay, one more quick little weird word thing. This isn't Alyssa Lin's tick tock corner, but I did see this tick tock thing that's going around and it's what is a weird term that only your family uses? Oh, okay. So that's a fun one, a lot of them end up being stuff that other people are like, I say that too. But this one, this guy was talking about how, like, when you're laying on your side and kind of have your knees bent, how, you know, it kind of makes like a triangle, and then it's open on the back. Well, I guess his family would knock her whole. Net girl. So when he was a kid, he, you know, he'd like sit there by his mom, and, you know, be like, they just called it the Necker hole. So he didn't realize that that was a term that wasn't common that uses family use. Started dating this girl and you're like, sitting on the couch together. And, you know, she's in that little triangle in the hands, like, Oh, you're in my neck, or like
Speaker 2 11:32
thought it was really funny. And I'm gonna bring knocker hole into my vocabulary. And I encourage everyone else to do the same. Yeah,
Speaker 1 11:41
what exactly is that again, I thought it was a body position, but it's a
Speaker 2 11:47
it's what you would call the. So say you're laying on your side. And your knees are kind of like bent like this. The knocker hole would be that space. Oh, and she was sitting there. I was like, it was like sitting in that space. Okay, that is do a diagram for Instagram. Sam
Speaker 1 12:05
likes to sit there. Yeah,
Speaker 2 12:09
so after I saw that video, like within a day all I had pictures of like all of the cats and cheese knocker whole, like just irresistible. Your cats
Speaker 1 12:24
don't accidentally posts any of those for a part that you're selling.
Speaker 2 12:30
Oh, gosh. Yes. Jamie a screenshot I was hosting a party to sell on marketplace and somehow I had a picture of him and one of the cats like looking at the laptop together as the main picture.
Unknown Speaker 12:44
You're shirtless? So extra funny.
Speaker 2 12:48
Yeah, that was awesome. But yeah, some knucklehead pics on my husband. I'm willing to sell them if you're willing to buy so let me know.
Speaker 1 12:58
i It's a weird term, but I can see it being useful I guess. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2 13:04
I just like it because it sounds really gross. Yeah.
Speaker 2 13:15
Yeah, if your family has any terms, whether weird shit, we would love to hear him. I can't think of any off the top of my head. But I'm gonna try to
Speaker 1 13:23
Yeah, I don't think my family had any like weird terms, we would call curly Q's curly poos, which I didn't know curly Q was the term I thought it was curly poo. So, you know, I just of course, said that in front of all my friends as when I was an angler. And she was like laughing she's like, she's a curly poo. I was like, Well, yeah. Yeah, like, you know, the things my hair like really cute. Or well, now I know, curly Q and it's like curly poo. And she was like, she laughed so hard about it. You know? We're like teenagers, but, but yeah, that's about it. My guess. Okay, well. Speaking about um, Necker holes and curly poos, there's poo and lacquer holes in China. Oh, yeah, I guess that wasn't a great segue, but didn't have anything else. Perfect. I just wanted to touch on this quick story that I heard from a YouTuber named serpent slow. He's actually I think he's kind of like banned from China, but he's just like, very unliked by China. He like lived there for a while with another guy. Well, he'll live there with the guy he his wife's there and everything. But um, he would make all these YouTube videos, like writing his their motorbikes from China and stuff and they will just talk about things going on and Oh, yeah. Tell me about some of the messed up things and one of the other messed up things I couldn't find a lot of information on this, I'm relying on this video. So. So in China, they have just different, lots of different issues of maintenance and stuff. But there was this one company doing maintenance for elevators. And it was a stipulation that there's two technicians doing the work all the time. And they would also have to provide photo evidence of like, both technicians working at the spot and stuff. And so what one company did was, they made a cardboard cut out. And they would just send that with one technician and they would just use that for the pictures. So that's actually creepy. Yeah. And they did this for years and years. And when they finally like, got caught, I guess, I don't know if there was just like, so many issues. But someone I guess, kind of notice. The picture was a little weird as the face was the same. But yeah, they even had, like, I don't know, if it was close, they put on the cutout or different versions of the cutout, but they wouldn't even address like, you know, like, the weather. So like hot cold by like short sleeve, long sleeve and stuff like that. So, so, so yeah, they did that. And like turns you know, under for further investigation, you know, they saw this happening for years and years and years. And I guess they weren't even doing actually doing maintenance some of the time like they checked like this oil reservoir for like a self looping system. And it was completely empty. And there was dry. Yeah. You better lube that knocker? Lube
Unknown Speaker 16:44
that up.
Speaker 1 16:47
You got people wanting to go up and down all day. You gotta leave that night.
Unknown Speaker 16:51
Yeah, rookie move there.
Speaker 1 16:55
And yeah, lots of just debris and stuff that hadn't been cleaned up. And so yeah, it was it was just really bad. But yeah, I thought the cardboard thing was just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 17:10
And then, some of the other things I wanted to talk about. This seems like something Nathan fielder could come up with I don't have tons of information on these because it seems like it was like a limited time thing or like a you know, research. Like only certain people get access to it thing. But did you hear that? Last year, Heinz had made a basically like remix machine for condiments.
Speaker 2 17:42
They wouldn't consume it, Jamie of course, but I just closed my eyes and anger. I fucking like, when you go to a fast food place, and they have one of those. I'm like, my soda is gonna taste like fucking shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1 17:57
it's gonna taste like everything's gonna be gross. I hate it. And that's what I thought with this thing. Because you know, This infuriated? Yeah. But it seems like it was just you know, like a used for some events and stuff by like, Heinz just kind of making it out or whatever. I don't think it I don't think they plan to release it. If they do, though, might be wild. And I just I don't want I feel like everything's on taste like ketchup and I just don't want them.
Unknown Speaker 18:26
Oh, gross. Um,
Speaker 1 18:29
and speaking of ketchup, they also have cola Chupp Do you hear about that? It was a Pepsi ketchup? No, but I could see how that
Unknown Speaker 18:39
would be good.
Speaker 1 18:40
I can to try it. I'm sure. I watched like a short video of people tasting it and they're basically like gag just kind of tastes like Pepsi and ketchup. burbs sweet pepper likes way sweeter Pepsi, but also pretty salty. Interesting. But yeah, I thought the cola chip Co Op chop was interesting. I would try that. And another company that seems to be a merging merging with a lot of other brands and just trying to kind of take over is hidden valley with that ranch Ranch, which I didn't know this, but I guess they're owned by Clorox.
Unknown Speaker 19:28
Of course they are.
Speaker 1 19:31
But the the seat Wait, is this the CEO? Oh no. Oh, the Nick Higgins a general manager of food and business for Clorox, which owns the brand says we want there to be ranch occasions at every hour of the day. What Brando Yes. So that's, you know, that's what they're going for. They're going for the breakfast market. So they're kind of like trying to make recipes and pitch stuff like towards Like you know, eggs hashbrowns whatever. I think it is more of like the seasoning though like the shaker seasoning. Wording ranch on top of your bet
Speaker 2 20:09
just made me feel better. Yes, but I wouldn't doubt a lot of people doing that. I mean, I can see dipping a hashbrown and ranch. I mean people use it for fries but yeah. Other than that and oh, sorry. Every hour of the day Yeah, every hour of the day.
Speaker 1 20:34
And he also said, cuz they're working on a ranch with wine. So let's like you know, like garlic ranch and things like that you've worked hard targeted for like, drizzling on your pizza. So you know like ranch with Pizza Ranch ranch with garlic for your pizza. But they also mentioned pickle range to pair with hot dogs.
Speaker 2 20:58
I made to send you that because I saw it and I thought it was a good fucking No. I love pickles. I want pickle flavored. Pretty much anything.
Unknown Speaker 21:09
I will never understand it.
Speaker 2 21:12
I'm sorry. I love it. I love pickles.
Speaker 1 21:16
And they also have well you can put it on your hotdogs now. So
Speaker 2 21:20
I'm not a pickle ranch hot dog person. Gotcha. The student ketchup.
Speaker 1 21:27
I like relish. But I also haven't had a hot dog in like years maybe high school. I don't know, though. Um, and they also collab with cheeses to make a cheese. It's ranch one. And Higgins also said, ranch makes bad food tastes good and good food tastes great. Oh, and there was one woman like, cuz I was just reading this article pull from Wall Street Journal that's called how much more ranch can America take? Hidden Valley?
Unknown Speaker 22:04
Great title. Hidden
Speaker 1 22:06
Valley seeks total domination. Oh, yeah, cuz he says America flavors ranch. It's, it's this uniquely American thing. This started here. It resonates with American culture. I mean, culture is what is more American than ranch. But yeah, I mean, they're making like all kinds of stuff. And I mean, of course, it's kind of some of its kind of gimmicky like they have like ranch ice cream. Oh, um, so I don't think people actually like really like that. But you know, people are still buying it. They in this article, they talked about this woman that had a ranch fountain at her wedding.
Unknown Speaker 22:49
It's so fucking gross. Oh, that's gross. Yeah.
Speaker 1 22:55
And they, you know, they did a thing with crocs to like further. They had a crock. I didn't know the crock and the what they call the charm here but just crickets. giblets, the crack. timless Yeah. Jubilee. Um, but I think so this was the last thing I have about ranch. But to me it was the grossest? Oh, no. Do you want to guess who they collabed with? It's a beauty line. Oh, well, I guess you can say it's a beauty loan. It has some beauty things.
Speaker 2 23:39
The sounds kind of familiar. It's making me think of native combining with Girl Scout cookies. Did you see that? No. Yeah, they have like fucking Thin Mint deodorant. Like who?
Speaker 1 23:52
Me? Yeah, maybe like a sunscreen? Yeah, I think
Speaker 2 23:57
they did body stuff too. But yeah, fucking shortbread cookie. Like shit
Speaker 1 24:03
and flowers. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2 24:08
Mixing food with body smells but don't want it. Want it?
Speaker 1 24:13
Need smell scientists to do something that mixes with this poop smell and makes it smell better instead of just trying to cover it up because it doesn't cover it up. Yeah. Like I don't know take
Speaker 2 24:24
this turns gray. Just take
Speaker 1 24:27
the poop molecule and be like this smelly, cool module cool monk. molecule will alter this molecule malo and make it smell like this? I don't know. I don't know how I fucking dropped chemistry in college. So I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 24:45
Hey, we got molecules and
Unknown Speaker 24:48
I'm smelling here. Um,
Speaker 2 24:51
I don't know. I feel like I'm gonna be enraged by the answer though. Burt's Bees. I did see her Er Ay ay ay ay did CPAC lip
Speaker 1 25:01
balm months grow with slavers? Like buffalo sauce, fresh carrot, crunchy celery and Hidden Valley Ranch. And it says not for consumption, obviously. And some of your listeners might be like, Jamie, I heard about that. And that was just an April Fool's joke. Will. It was until people were like, Hey, we see. Yeah. So they made a small batch and it sold out in six hours. Wow, that's weird. And they are going to do another run on it. Like, on the website, you can go to the birth speeds website, and it's there right now. And it says no joke. This claps coming back one last time 9am on April 1, which, hey, it sounds like a joke, because it's coming out on April 1, but they actually already sold days in a batch. That was probably the students they could get it and start making money on it. Um, from what I read, I read a bunch of reviews. It seems like people I guess, I would also assume, but it would taste like the flavors, but they said basically just like smelled like the flavors. So it was just kind of like a not good experience because it was more scent based men said of like the flavor, so So yeah, that's some disappointing. Ranch. Chapstick. I guess. One
Speaker 2 26:33
of my favorite lip balms used to be one from World Market and it was the carrot one. See Atlanta, and I can see it in the celery but like a buffalo ranch. That's disgusting. Yeah, Buffalo
Speaker 1 26:45
Ranch, or just it's just all gross. And I mean, I know they might just be tart trying to target you know, like kids and stuff. Because I know like, whenever I was younger, it was like, oh, Mountain Dew chapstick. Yeah, little Lynn loves this. Like, history. Yeah. Um, so yeah. And I use a shit ton of chapstick. So people always got me like the different chopsticks or the big gigantic tubes.
Speaker 2 27:15
Did you get into those like circle ones? Do you know what I'm talking about? Your burger was for ELS.
Speaker 1 27:20
Yeah, and the ones that you twist. Yeah, I used to love those just because they're kind of funner to play with and stuff. And I also had this they had a little kit that came with stickers, so you could decorate the little. So I got that, but I tried to just make it I think I just put like, because I have letters, so I put thug life and, like made the thing look like a chain and it was the I was dumb. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 27:47
Um, and then you put a bunch of them under shirt. So you looked pregnant. Yeah.
Speaker 1 27:51
And then someone killed them.
Speaker 2 27:58
My chapstick capital murder.
Speaker 1 28:02
Man. I want to see who's buying the ranch chapstick though. Like I know people are buying it as like a novelty and stuff but it's kind of like I feel like there's a few people out. Yeah. Um, something else that I did. I found out Oh god, I sound like a typical millennial talk. Like I did a thing. Um, so I've been playing around with Have you heard of suno AI? S uno.ai? It's an ER I'm sorry.io but it's an AI it's an AI thing that makes AI generated songs. Okay, oh my god it's it's been so much fun playing around with I have a couple songs for you. Oh, I will let you know I guess just like beforehand like what the prompt is okay, but I'm gonna have to and oh my god I had so much fun playing with us one night so the first song is one but it was like I think it was actually the first song I asked it to make cuz I had seen a stream you're playing with it. And I asked it to make a trap style song about impressing a girl with a bad day and oh my god very good string delivers it slaps let's fire the fire
Speaker 2 29:31
buddy sounds so clean the knocker holes. Sounds like a day Yeah.
Speaker 1 29:42
Yeah, so without further ado, here is Bodell day gosh
Speaker 3 29:48
you know fill it got a pocket full of cash fade and make you hang but I ain't gonna spin it on the Lord and everything's on by the shoulders. God just how I do bathrooms She don't know what's gone and press the button and the water shooting temperature suggests right she's amazed by the luxuries a hell of us. I'm gonna be a kid all day make her feel some type of way when she goes it's a crazy way to impress she will forget me
Unknown Speaker 30:50
but But yeah, that's pretty
Speaker 2 30:52
awesome. Like I did I love the name that might be my favorite part about it. It's
Speaker 1 30:59
so much fun just to get a prompt and get something fucking ridiculous back because it just takes it, you know, like, seriously, and it's so funny. How long does it take to generate it? Like a minute or two? That's yeah, it was so fast. Um, and I decided to do another song. So I I made the original prompt for the song. And then Brandon took it. Because when you have an account, you can like, iterate on the songs more and like do all this different stuff with okay, you actually like own the songs and stuff. And so Brandon kept putting it into the prompt with like some tweaks and specifications and stuff. So this next song is inspired by me shitting my pants at the convention.
Unknown Speaker 31:55
Remember this story? Excellent.
Speaker 1 31:57
I guess just a quick recap for those who don't know, um, I went to PAX South one year, it's a gaming convention. And we were in the old school council area and standing there and watching people play. And then I had farted and I was like, Oh, shit, I gotta find a bathroom. Like definitely. Danger. Fortunately, it was just a very small amount, but I was able to clean up it's not like I fucking blew out my pan. Yeah. And admittedly, I continued on with my day. You're not just going to be at the gaming convention and fucking leave
Speaker 2 32:39
fish. Stop anybody. When you're at the con.
Speaker 1 32:43
I'm just your typical gaming nerds. This is why gaming conventions and Dragon Con smells so bad. And people shitting their pants and they're like, No, I can't leave
Speaker 1 33:00
on top of that, when I got to the bathroom I didn't realize it till I got to my car at like midnight, but I dropped my keys. Yeah, so the keys with the store because I heard something dropped and I was looking around I was like, what I don't see anything. Maybe it's just my chapstick or something. And then I'm you know, my Hidden Valley Ranch chapstick that I always bring to conventions. And then yeah, we went to the car later it had like an automatic unlock and it wasn't unlocking and I was like oh shit and I dug through my bags. I just had that flashback of like shit something just so much like the Julia Roberts meme and so yeah, I guess here is that song Let me see what it called that real quick. gaming convention mishap
Unknown Speaker 33:56
Okay are you ready? Okay.
Unknown Speaker 34:00
I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 34:02
In the convention. Gaining on my feeling hive. Everything's like expected surprise. Gotta sign up
Unknown Speaker 34:45
to the sound
Unknown Speaker 34:51
have a cup of signs and straw. Step out on the porch to catch on have a quick look at the world and ask us rains on to see
Speaker 3 35:38
singing to the rhythm of the thunder brother can save your home from this joy so whenever a ranger says reigns on to see
Unknown Speaker 36:05
on join the list
Speaker 1 36:26
singing to the rhythm of the thunder that hard in a while you're about to cry my eyes I will. Yeah when we found out about this we were playing with all night and I was fucking crying laughing like it was oh my god, I was hurting. Gotta find it's so fun. So yeah, on this, this second song. Brandon put more as like specific prompting and some specific lyrics and, and stuff like that. But the birthday song was just all all AI outside of the prompt I gave it I didn't specify any works, but oh my God. Man, we've been having so much fun. And it's kind of funny too, because, like, you know, we've been taking, like data to the vet and stuff. So we made a song about taking them to the vet. And then we made songs like different rap songs about the cats. We even added in just like you know, some of their specific little cat things. So it's an it's just it's been a lot of fun just playing around with oh, man,
Speaker 2 37:38
the first thought that I have is like, you could make a fucking like road trip thing. Like, I'm gonna go to this, you know, sightseeing thing and do this and you could like have a song for like, as you're doing stuff on a trip. Or like, yeah, for a party. Like that would be cool. You could have a song about your own party. Yeah, playing at the party.
Speaker 1 38:03
It's Yes, it's funny because we found out about it because a streamer said like he was playing Magic the Gathering with his friends. And he told it to like make a song about that. And it was cool. It was it was so funny, because it's just like, with the power of friendship be on the battlefield. It was. God it was so good. Fucking Kpop songs about hot dogs, Lizzie's and it's funny too, because like, you noticed, I was like singing along with it. Like, we've listened to the songs we've generated like a lot. And so I'm just like, dammit, like, I want to sing these with people but no one fucking knows them and they're just ridiculous and
Speaker 2 38:42
feel free to always send these to me because oh, I
Speaker 1 38:47
have a couple of minutes show you after the show. I just like overload the episode with them but I don't know. Maybe if you guys want to hear more.
Unknown Speaker 38:55
They will.
Speaker 1 38:58
Drizzle woman like ranch in the future. We can overload you with ranch. We can give you a drizzle. We can give you a chapstick lathering.
Speaker 2 39:09
But not we will we don't want to remix you ranch. God. That fucking remix machines given my dream.
Speaker 1 39:21
Yeah, it's a dude made me think of what's it called immediately Of course. I'm gonna say holy and holy, righteous gemstones. Chicken Fried Chicken sort of remix machine.
Speaker 2 39:36
Oh my gosh. When he got smashed, I was like, fuck those machines around for
Speaker 1 39:44
that long. I was hoping that it would just kind of be in the background.
Unknown Speaker 39:49
Yeah, that would have been fun as
Speaker 1 39:53
well. I hope that you guys season your life with With ranch. Yes. And I'm in my day every day. Yeah, yeah. Oh we make her say Oui and yeah, follow us on Instagram. We got some stickers in with the new logo new logo stickers so that is very exciting. And
Speaker 2 40:24
I have a god I like totally fucked up today and forgot to do a bunch of stuff but I have a surprise merch item that I ordered. Oh, actually maybe I should just wait till the next show when we can unveil it. II
Speaker 1 40:39
I'm excited. I'm so excited. Yeah, I'm just I want to like guess what it is but is it it's gonna say oh,
Speaker 2 40:51
you know what kind of remix machine I would like is a nervous laughter remix. Ah. So you could have like different phrases that we say like painter and I Okay, LAN and then you could just like make a little mix and it would make them
Speaker 1 41:07
Yeah, so like a little soundboard that would eject some sort of fluid maybe?
Unknown Speaker 41:13
Yeah, exactly.
Unknown Speaker 41:15
That's exactly what I had. And third, none of the mixes will taste good. But you guys taste good. And please leave us good reviews sorry, I feel like I keep there's something that I keep forgetting to say but I guess there's not. I
Speaker 2 41:37
don't think so. All right. This yeah, enjoy having cats in your knocker Hall.
Speaker 1 41:43
Party on party on slug that ranch down every hour of the day.
Unknown Speaker 41:51
It's a disgrace.