Alyssa made an elevated Doritos pie that made the ladies a little zany! We’re starting the episode out with some song related things, then Jamie jumps into a book series by a pick-up artist that is sure to make its way to Duolingo soon! Get ready for a good time, you hot bad boy player!
Alyssa made an elevated Doritos pie that made the ladies a little zany! We’re starting the episode out with some song related things, then Jamie jumps into a book series by a pick-up artist that is sure to make its way to Duolingo soon! Get ready for a good time, you hot bad boy player!
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie recently I went to my grandpa's house and we spent a lot of time there growing up. Yeah. So there's a room that had some of our old toys. So I wanted to look at my old Barbies and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 0:20
And I found this so I was born in 1988, which is 36 years ago. I probably had this when I was like 10 but the hair is already disintegrating, like touch it it falls off and it's making me feel ancient
Speaker 3 1:09
a little creepy. I am glad you brought it out because I noticed that on my way to the bathroom and I was like, What the fuck is that? So we want
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to describe it to the listeners.
Speaker 3 1:22
So it's like those those Barbie top half heads where you do the the hair in the makeup and stuff like a little beauty salon thing?
Unknown Speaker 1:33
Um,
Unknown Speaker 1:34
is this Barbie brand? Or
Speaker 1 1:37
this is a brand called Blue Box. Which I tried to find another one of these and I haven't been able to okay, but yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:45
it's funny. She has like a bald spot kind of right there on
Speaker 1 1:49
really falling this package I guess this isn't the greatest thing for an audio podcast. Yeah, I will definitely be putting pictures on Instagram of this creepy as shit
Speaker 3 2:05
the back of her head I'll just say is kind of Smeagol Liske Smeagol ask.
Unknown Speaker 2:11
Go ask.
Unknown Speaker 2:12
Yeah, Lord, Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1 2:15
Oh, gotcha. Sorry to let down the nerdy listeners of the podcast Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
Speaker 3 2:27
Where more I am your co host Jamie
Speaker 1 2:31
I'm your co host Alyssa Yeah, I brought in the stall that's probably hairs probably made of like something that's the equivalent of asbestos.
Speaker 3 2:44
Oh yeah. To say it's probably got carcinogens in there
Unknown Speaker 2:48
well yeah. It definitely does.
Speaker 3 2:50
She does her lips or dislike not color or not only
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like I don't
Speaker 3 2:58
know how to describe it. I would say incredibly light pink or almost white. I
Speaker 1 3:02
don't know what like that was kind of a thing for a while people would wear really light lipstick
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just Turner Turner around for
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like hate your Hey girls.
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Couch now are you comfortable?
Speaker 3 3:28
Yeah. Okay, that's a little better. Yeah. No, I just see her Smeagol Smeagol as
Speaker 1 3:36
well we're a little zany today because we are full of a Lynn classic. Oh yes. Known as Doritos delight
Speaker 3 3:43
or Doritos pie. Other other southern names worried? I don't know the Mississippi, Mississippi Texas
Speaker 1 3:51
ones call it defeated ally but basically it's Doritos cream of mushroom soup. Onion cheese. And you just make it into a little casserole. Oh yeah. hamburger meat. My family would put green chilies in it Jamie's did not so well.
Unknown Speaker 4:12
We did Rotel which has
Unknown Speaker 4:15
Yeah, we do has little races of so yeah,
Speaker 3 4:18
we do retell cream and chicken condensed milk or evaporated milk mix that up. Yours your guys's you had two different kinds of cream soups. I did onions so it was a little more elevated than what I'm used to.
Speaker 1 4:34
But did you feel okay about it like yeah, I liked it. It was intimidating to be eating such high class dish. At first.
Speaker 3 4:44
I was like I got this and then as I was mixing it up on my plate, I saw the onions and I was like, Oh, cool. I should have wore something different. Like this is a black tie. And it was funny because she also made corn for the side the Tex Mex corn that also had green chilies in it. Yeah. And I'm George came in to get some and he was like, oh, there's corn. Like, do I put this on top? Elissa was like, No, he was like, sorry, I don't know how to eat your white trash.
Speaker 1 5:27
For that Jamie was telling me about how Brandon is a hater. They're either delighted. I'm like, What is wrong with
Speaker 3 5:35
them? I was like, oh, yeah, Alyssa made Dorito pie. So I'm gonna have that when I go over there. I was like, Yeah, I made that for you before. And that's the moment I realized I was trash. And that was funny because we started talking about movie theaters from our childhood. And he was like, he was like, he was like, Yeah, Torino pies like movie theater, food or whatever, you know, like, it's just like crappy. You know, they also have like pizzas. I was like, I never had pizza at a movie theater. I mean, you know, until of course, Alamo Drafthouse, as you mentioned earlier. And then he was like, Yeah, well, because you always were at the trashing we feel.
Speaker 1 6:16
Like right after she said that, it was like, I never had pizza.
Unknown Speaker 6:20
But yeah, it's that's fancy, okay.
Speaker 1 6:23
We're just to Linz that, you know, the simple things in life. So yeah, if you want the recipe send me a message happy to send it to you. We would love to see a fat head dining on some Doritos pie. That would be awesome. Send
Speaker 3 6:40
us your pictures or if your family has their own Dorito pie variation. Let us know we'll have a little cookoff a little doodle pie Bake Off. Yeah,
Speaker 1 6:51
really any kind of trashy food that you ate as a child we would love to hear about. Thing about them
Speaker 3 6:58
earlier. Any kind of chip casserole with Velveeta or some other g cheese and canned Yeah, I
Speaker 1 7:07
can canned items are a must. Oh, before we get to your thing there was something that I forgot to write on the our agenda. I did last week JAMIE
Speaker 2 7:23
What am I gonna get my
Unknown Speaker 7:27
phone hold on my cellular.
Speaker 1 7:30
So last week, Jamie told us about an audio book she was reading and I've been reading a bunch of or listening to a bunch of weird shit audiobooks. So I wanted to play you this clip that I recorded from one cool
Speaker 3 7:47
Oh, yeah. Miscellaneous pull up that. That audio book.
Speaker 1 7:52
It's from a book called Paradise rot
Unknown Speaker 7:57
I don't know if
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I really I
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have been wondering too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 8:01
Like the video that have been there like official read this. Um, but sounded really stock or
Speaker 1 8:14
video with it and not creepy at all.
Speaker 3 8:17
I'm I'm so what's the word?
Unknown Speaker 8:21
Not impressive answer. Oh, whatever.
Speaker 3 8:23
Little Yeah. Yeah, that's slipping. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 8:28
slipping. The books by Ginny evolve. It's translated from I believe it's Norwegian.
Unknown Speaker 8:40
I didn't love it. But
Speaker 1 8:43
I felt like I need to re listen to it because I didn't really absorb it. But what I did absorb and that's a funny word to choose. They like to talk about pice in this book. Oh, okay. Like a lot. So there's a lot of descriptions of PIs
Speaker 3 8:57
in general way in a sexual way. I'm
Speaker 1 9:01
mostly general okay, I don't want to give away any spoilers.
Unknown Speaker 9:06
Yeah, um,
Speaker 1 9:09
a lot of this talk if you're into that highly recommend this book you're gonna be popping boners left and right. So I'm gonna play this clip. Piss by owners.
Speaker 4 9:21
Morale hadn't flushed when my stream hit the surface it bubbled and as I peed, I looked down between my legs and watch the two liquids mixing.
Unknown Speaker 9:32
Mm hmm.
Unknown Speaker 9:38
Sexy mood now?
Speaker 3 9:39
Yeah, nothing like some nice hearty pep talk.
Speaker 1 9:44
Liquids mixing and it sounds like it's read by a British Siri or something.
Unknown Speaker 9:51
It does sound like Siri. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:55
Yeah, I just wanted to share that with you. Yeah, no, I
Unknown Speaker 9:57
enjoyed that.
Speaker 1 9:57
I imagined the like the like What's next thing? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 10:00
I imagine the peas being different
Speaker 1 10:02
colors. Yeah. More dehydrated. Yeah. How I thought
Speaker 3 10:07
it made me think of when, you know, like, like medicine you take for UTIs like orange? Yeah, it made me think about that. Um, yeah, one time I was I was describing in detail to someone, um, about that at a party. I guess there's not that much detail to go into. But he got really grossed out. So I just kept talking about to him about it, man, so I just thought because yeah, I just thought it was funny. So just keep going.
Speaker 1 10:37
I gave you a weird look, because that's I can't imagine getting grossed out by that. Like I'm also I guess kind of fucked up. So
Speaker 3 10:46
I guess I should also mention that I also talked about it mixing with like, period blood you know, yeah, I think I actually said I was drunk at like a little party. So I was just sometimes yeah, sometimes I was that person that like to try to weird people. But not I didn't do it like a lot. Every once in a while, like to push a boundary. Fair enough.
Unknown Speaker 11:16
So speaking
Speaker 1 11:17
of pushing boundaries, I don't know why this popped in my head. But there's that one song. That's like, if there are boundaries, I would try to
Speaker 3 11:38
stupid but. But speaking of song, I have a song that's been stuck in my head for a couple of weeks. And I've been singing it quite a bit. Let me pull it up here. It's from the housewives def some playing a long time ago.
Unknown Speaker 11:59
Rich us bitches show.
Speaker 3 12:02
So yeah, it's gonna be a child singing birthday song to her sister.
Unknown Speaker 12:07
And I promise
Speaker 3 12:10
it's just a funny song. She's an adult now everyone thinks it's it's funny. And everyone's done shit like this when they were a kid. Like I wrote a poem that was like you're just hanging out by the pool like
Speaker 5 12:23
Oh, yeah. shitting in a pool for
Unknown Speaker 12:26
that's amazing.
Speaker 3 12:27
If I find it, I'll bring on the podcast. I know. I have childhood cringe that will definitely go into but yeah, here's here's the video
Speaker 6 12:41
remember, when you were first born first? You were one? Then you were two. Then you were three. Then you were four. And now you are five Melania you are search muscular legs when you do gymnastics. Sometimes you need a rest your toes. I will always love you. And do not forget
Unknown Speaker 13:14
that was beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 3 13:16
so that's one of our favorite songs here at NLP.
Speaker 1 13:20
True I want to say sorry to my sister, Kristen Lee that I've never written the song like that for you. Yeah,
Speaker 3 13:28
I'm sorry to both my sisters. And we all did gymnastics too. And I could have been like, you guys have such strong legs from gymnastics. You need a rest your toes. This is how I'm living. How I'm living. A little cool red flag.
Speaker 1 13:49
When I'm trying to go to sleep, those two things are just gonna pop into my head and like circle. Back between.
Speaker 3 13:58
Yeah, so yeah, I've been singing that off and on. I just can't get it out of my head. Boy, your love is all I think about it's a very song driven episode.
Unknown Speaker 14:11
Um, but
Speaker 3 14:13
you know what? Also song driven? What's that? pick up artists out the club. Oh, and today I'm gonna talk a little bit about
Speaker 2 14:24
a book written by a pickup artist. Oh,
Speaker 3 14:29
it seems like there's a lot more I could kind of get into but I did not have time to go all down that rabbit hole. So we're just gonna talk about these books. And so the book is called The Book of woman needs volume one. Oh, it's what she says verse what she means. In parentheses woman knees 1011 So it's the books almost named like an Amazon I just
Speaker 1 14:59
in there. another parenthesis. We don't mean this to sound rapey.
Speaker 3 15:06
It's by Donovan sharp. And there's not just one, then there was two, then there was three, then there's four. And there are five volumes.
Unknown Speaker 15:25
Well, I mean, I
Speaker 1 15:26
feel like it's kind of fate with a song that you've been obsessed with. And this Yeah, it's right. Right up. Wow.
Speaker 3 15:36
So before I get into the book a little bit, let me tell you a little more about Donovan Sharpe. I'm just gonna read his author description from Amazon since we're sticking to like the more book stuff today. Donovan Sharpe is a self made man who overcame coming from a broken home, countless run ins with the law, and an incalculable number of failures with women. Which, which, sorry, it's just funny this list said he had a bunch he filled with women a lot, which, which included flow really well, and he's writing a book about it, I should have listened to him, which included a seven year marriage that ended in divorce. Despite the adverse adversity he has had first.
Unknown Speaker 16:30
This is too much for me.
Speaker 3 16:33
Despite the adversity he has faced throughout his life, he has owned three successful businesses and has become one of the most influential men in the red pill community. His successes and failures make him uniquely qualified to show and teach men how to live the lives of an apologetic masculinity and dominance and dominance regardless of age, race, or background.
Unknown Speaker 17:07
Sounds like a great guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 17:09
Wonderful man. He has, um, he has more titles, like how to stop female manipulation. The 49 laws of sharp how to train your woman know how to properly vet women for relationships. These are also offered as ebooks.
Unknown Speaker 17:35
He has a bunch of audio books, I want to listen to them. Ah,
Speaker 3 17:38
probably because like he has all this stuff as like courses and stuff to you on his website. So I'm sure they're pretty repetitive of the books, but I'm sure that's in the audio form.
Unknown Speaker 17:52
So yeah, he has
Speaker 3 17:53
just like a bunch of other stuff like podcasts and like I mentioned courses and stuff. Yeah, just seems like a, just a big rabbit hole that you could, you can go down. Some of his courses also include how to build a quality woman from the ground up No, relationship foundation Fundamentals course, how to master the game. The ultimate shit test guide
Unknown Speaker 18:25
ain't no problems. It's kind of
Unknown Speaker 18:28
my off shoot.
Speaker 3 18:30
It's my back shoot. And the masculine excellence lifestyle kits, and the gold diggers guide. So those are courses that you can get. He also had courses that were basically like the same titles of some of his books.
Unknown Speaker 18:51
Do you know how much they cost? No, I
Speaker 3 18:55
think it's said on the website. But I don't have that in my notes right now. But I will definitely be probably doing that in the future. So if you're interested in that, definitely stick around.
Speaker 1 19:08
I gotta save up. I mean, I might have to get divorced because my husband doesn't support my Dorito delight. Yeah, love. So like, how can we even be together? And this
Speaker 3 19:20
guy was also divorced. So I think it's on the right track. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1 19:24
I can learn about how to get through adversity or whatever he said.
Speaker 3 19:31
Yeah, whatever the fuck you went through. Probably made up anyway. I think a lot of those guys kind of make stuff up. I'm gonna stick by that. I'm gonna stick by that sounds fair. Yeah. Um, and yeah, a lot of the pictures for the courses was like
Speaker 2 19:48
this. It kind of just looked like ads
Speaker 3 19:52
for people's only fans and so kind of like it was like, a very, like women and like So it's like full bodies like body sock things like fishnet, and stuff. And like holding up like a plate of food. Like how to train your woman like How to Train Your Dragon. But you know what, girls,
Unknown Speaker 20:14
for girls? Um,
Speaker 3 20:18
so back to the book, because I just kind of figured we'd focus on the books a little more for today.
Unknown Speaker 20:26
So the first book, all of
Speaker 3 20:29
them kind of have like an opener. I'm just gonna kind of read the opener of the first one. Have you ever wondered how women are always lying and cheating, but never seem to get caught? Ever been dumped? Or served divorce papers out of the blue without warning out of the blue? Have you ever been completely blindsided by the shocking discovery of your wife or girlfriends cheating? Of course you have we all have. Hi, I'm Donovan sharp, and I have a lifetime of extra experience with women. Some experiences were great. others not so much. I've been cheated on lied to taken advantage of you name it, it's happened to me. Most men these days are completely clueless about how women communicate. As men, we tend to communicate overtly. That's all caps. Meaning we say what we mean if we mean what we say. Women, on the other hand,
Speaker 1 21:29
wow, they're fucking bitchy. Yeah, all right, I hate them. Even though I'm writing books about how they get them.
Speaker 3 21:39
Women communicate covertly, which means what they say and what they mean, are often two very different things. Oh, tricky. These women. So therein lies the problem. It's much more difficult to understand covert communication. And because women communicate covertly, it is often challenging, if not impossible, to read between the lines, and decipher what they're really telling us. And guess what women know this? Or worse yet? They know. We don't know. And because of this, it's very easy for them to lie, deceive, mislead and manipulate us. So now, the question is, how do we crack that code? How can we learn to decipher what women are really telling us so we can act accordingly? And to get the military involved in this fit? Enter the book of woman needs Volume One, what she says versus what she means? As someone who's fluent and woman knees? I will?
Speaker 1 22:47
I know you're not, I can guarantee that as a man,
Speaker 3 22:51
he'll tell you. So this is just a book of mansplaining. Basically, I will teach you how to interpret the statements women make, not only will being fluent and women knees, making you much better with women, it will drastically reduce the odds of being taken advantage of by them. Because I mean, no, George Brandon never stood a chance. So being taken advantage of they fell into my trends. I mean, you know, me, I'm kicking it poolside, raking in the millions not doing anything. Yeah. Everything from what they say in relationships to how they tell us they aren't interested in a sexual relationship to how they tell us they're cheating on us. I will translate over 100 of the most common phrases that women use to mislead and deceive.
Unknown Speaker 23:46
Yes, over 100
Unknown Speaker 23:48
I mean, we got volumes of books here. Okay.
Speaker 1 23:51
Oh, okay. So is are there over 100 in the first volume, or over the next five? I
Speaker 3 23:57
don't know, because I've only seen the samples of Amazon. So I don't know, like how far is 100 per book God, then that'd be 500 A list? Yeah. Oh, my God.
Unknown Speaker 24:10
I mean, he said he's an expert. So maybe,
Speaker 3 24:13
I mean, it's a whole language and like a code. We're cracking here. So yeah, I mean, he's doing God's work. If the hearing honestly is
Unknown Speaker 24:24
like any man,
Speaker 3 24:25
I've had my share of heartbreak and frustrations with women, probably a lot more than most if I'm being honest. But what these terrible experiences taught me was that you can never take what a woman says at face value. Remember, women communicate covertly. So what they say is almost never exactly what they mean. I feel like I'm just reading a big baby man's journal. Like,
Unknown Speaker 24:50
what's this?
Unknown Speaker 24:54
Yes, thank you. I will.
Speaker 3 24:56
One day, my brains just like kids too. just erased that. Never before has a course been created that gives men a raw, honest and difficult truth about what women really mean when they overly when they overtly communicate. I think he meant to say overtly, but it says overly communicate with us. Men have never been given a guide that completely decodes verbal communication in such a way that helps men understand a woman's words. First women's attention. Thanks so women knees, those days are over. Women knees will give you and I promise I'm almost done. Women knees will give you the ability to translate what women are really saying was shocking accuracy. Plus, having the skill has utility outside of dating and relationships. This will help you at work.
Speaker 1 25:50
No, okay. Like your boss, social
Unknown Speaker 25:53
media church
Speaker 3 25:59
you know, going out a woman preacher who shouldn't be preaching anyway, because she's a woman so given and she's always just up there blabbing. She don't mean it. She should not be preaching the Lord's words. And even with family and friends. Can you use this with your mom?
Speaker 1 26:19
Sounds a little folder cyst but okay.
Speaker 3 26:23
Oh, and just so you know, I'm just about reading it done reading it, but all the background. It's like the flames at the bottom and like the sky like heaven sky on top.
Speaker 2 26:35
Or work. So the possibilities
Speaker 3 26:39
are endless. Oh, from young hot girls to divorce, to MILFs and even cute. Even cougars. You will always do what women of all ages, all races and all socioeconomic backgrounds are really telling you when they're speaking to you. So pay attention. Take notes, and enjoy the ride. You're about to separate yourself from 97% of men. Oh, why? 97%
Unknown Speaker 27:12
That's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 3 27:14
Yeah, I'm sorry. I feel like I just spoken for the word vomit and all that but thank you for standing by.
Speaker 1 27:20
Thank you for reading it I didn't know that there was a code specifically made for poor ish white women. Yeah, like myself so I did it's good that he's cracked it Yeah. And that yeah, you
Speaker 3 27:39
know I'm glad men will be able to understand this language we're speaking now. It almost makes me think of the groundbreaking movie what what women want with no books or whatever it is. Brooks and Gibson Larry go
Unknown Speaker 27:56
the anti Semite. Yeah.
Speaker 3 28:00
And then move on to the page. That's how how this guide works and then it shows you to beautiful women.
Speaker 1 28:06
That was gonna be my next question because he says that he has it broken down by race and class. So is it just like, This is what a rich woman thinks medium rich woman medium poor woman is saying that
Speaker 3 28:24
all women despite those differences will say the same thing. Oh,
Speaker 1 28:30
I thought he was gonna break it down by like, poor white woman rich black woman.
Speaker 3 28:39
Talking about Silly me. We all just like spawned off of the same brain. Someone just took a little scrape and girl some true
Unknown Speaker 28:47
that's all the same. So I'll uh
Speaker 3 28:53
oh, how will this guide works? Allow me to introduce the women who are going to change your life. Oh, meet Gretchen the good girl. And Brianna the bad girl. Man it's just like a really thin hot blonde lady. I'm pretty sure glasses same. Gretchen Gretchen the good girl has classes. Because you know she's you know, but typical. Good girl. And then Gretchen and she has a gray sweater on. And then Brianna the bad girl. She has a belly shirt on Oh. And her eyebrows raised a little bit well their eyebrows kind of raised the other one. But it's the same girl with like different different shirt on. One is outlined in a yellow halo and the other one's outlined in a red Halo because the sad every woman social conscience has two departments. One department knows the unfiltered truth. Brianna the bad girl will represent this department.
Unknown Speaker 29:57
But the other department
Speaker 3 29:58
figures out a way to Spin that truth in such a way that absolves her of any wrongdoing sidesteps accountability makes makes her the victim and puts her in the best possible light. This department will be represented by Gretchen
Speaker 2 30:15
the good girl. Okay. So, yeah,
Speaker 3 30:19
you know we're just working hard at lying and covering up lies.
Unknown Speaker 30:25
Here's an example when women do
Speaker 3 30:27
not like being called out for making bad decisions. So when she says don't judge me, let's Gretchen saying it okay. She really means and then we switch to Brianna. Call me out on my bad decisions. Oh
Unknown Speaker 30:43
my gosh.
Unknown Speaker 30:46
So yeah, throughout
Speaker 3 30:48
this course, these girls will crack the women nice code for you.
Speaker 2 30:54
Thanks Gretchen and Brianna. They will portray
Speaker 3 31:00
the girls will portray Gretchen who will tell you what women want you to think then they will play Brianna who will tell you the raw truth. Then I will summarize and explain context. This is how you become fluent in women knees and I'm not I'm probably not gonna go through like his context stuff. So volume one chapter one is saving face. So there's a whole chapter on saving face. Wow,
Unknown Speaker 31:22
um, women do not. Women
Speaker 3 31:26
do not like looking bad in any situation. In fact, they avoid it at all cost.
Speaker 1 31:30
I mean, technically doesn't everyone Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 31:35
That's, yeah, that's true. They do this with misleading phrases convoluting the truth or just flat out? This section will focus on the things women say to make sure they come out smelling like roses in any situations. When she says don't judge me, she means don't hold me accountable for my bad decisions. Why does she say this? Women make impulsive decisions all the time, but they don't want to accept responsibility for their actions. Why so they use the don't judge me phrase to preemptively avoid being held responsible for their actions.
Unknown Speaker 32:19
Are you fucking kidding? Yeah,
Speaker 3 32:21
as a woman, I will say that a small.
Speaker 1 32:24
I feel like it's the opposite. If I'm gonna be honest, I mean, think about like, how you're just always reading about like, male politicians and other people like doing awful shit and not being held accountable. I mean, I don't know. I just thought about like, Bill Clinton. Yeah,
Speaker 3 32:45
I didn't mean to have sexual relations with that woman. Yeah, and just like a 20 year old girl, sir falls. Yeah, and everyone's just been like talking shit about her ever since. It's fucking
Speaker 1 32:58
wow, I want to fucking murder Danavas
Speaker 3 33:06
when she says he cheated on me what she means I cheated on him. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 33:12
okay. Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Unknown Speaker 33:16
Oh, and I guess the
Unknown Speaker 33:18
that's it for the sample. So we don't have the explanation for
Unknown Speaker 33:21
why Doran but it's probably going to be like
Speaker 3 33:26
she's projecting on to you. But I'm actually projecting myself by writing this book.
Speaker 1 33:33
I'm projecting my projections projection onto the projectors. What is this movie
Unknown Speaker 33:42
um, and then we'll move on to Volume Two
Speaker 3 33:45
and don't worry I won't read the whole interface interlude whatever it's probably not I'm
Speaker 1 33:50
interested with Donovan has to say seems like a smart man. He does.
Unknown Speaker 33:57
Let me get to
Speaker 3 33:59
the stuff. So this one focuses more or this chapter of the sub second volume. It's just called Book of woman needs volume two. Chapter one first stage cheating and covert slot tells why
Unknown Speaker 34:16
it's Yeah.
Speaker 3 34:19
So I guess I could uh, should I kind of read through he has like a little introduction to this chapter. Donovan.
Unknown Speaker 34:26
I guess I
Unknown Speaker 34:28
can kind of skim it.
Speaker 3 34:30
He's saying like most men are clueless about, about this. Woman's motive, motivations, characters, habits and intentions on the first date. We are so happy that a pretty girl actually agreed to go out on a date with us that we completely ignore anything else she does or says that could put her in the negative light. That's your own personal fucking stupid issue that you just need. Don't look past how a person looks. I mean, I don't know. The reason for this is that most men do not have abundance. In other words, we feel like the woman sitting in front of us on our first date will be the one and only women woman we have an opportunity with for a long time. Sounds like I'm so insecure, desperate, and
Unknown Speaker 35:28
they fucking said,
Speaker 3 35:31
This man totally leads to a man to men asking themselves how could I not know she was cheating on me? Or this came out of nowhere? How could I miss the signs? Though? This doesn't make any sense to me. Well, we know the answer to this question is twofold. One men simply don't pay attention and two men have no idea. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 35:53
you know, what am I agree
Unknown Speaker 35:54
with?
Speaker 3 35:55
Yeah, I have no idea. Oh, sorry. You have no idea what to look for. Flags. But yeah, they don't pay attention. And they don't. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're saying you're literally just ignoring everything for a hot person. cartoon. Have you ever heard women complain about dating only men that suck? I feel like he's just he's evil. Yeah, it's it's so stupid. So whether they realize it or not women tell us a lot about themselves on the first date. Yes, because that's that's what a date is? Yeah. Yes, it does take time to really learn about who and what a woman really is.
Unknown Speaker 36:47
Are you girl? What are you notice those immediately
Speaker 3 36:53
surrounding her being like, you know, like, like that chick on Instagram like manic pic. very picky girl or whatever. And he you know, she's just like, I'm dancing in the rain that you want to dance with me? And he's like, squint his eyes. What are you
Unknown Speaker 37:14
so,
Speaker 3 37:15
what a woman really is, but you will never get more information at one time than on the first date. This chapter will teach you how to spot a woman who is looking to exploit you financially. To to protect your wallet. How to recognize a woman who has a promiscuous past Oh, okay, how to distinguish the difference between a woman who regularly puts herself in situations that lead to an infidelity in a woman who tries oops, who tries to avoid them. And most of all, how to identify a woman who is preemptively cheating. Oh, creating an environment to cheats on you later down the road.
Speaker 1 37:55
Oh my god. She is like an elaborate five year plan.
Speaker 3 38:05
In you have friends, right? You have best girlfriends. Okay, perfect. Perfect. I'll leave on
Unknown Speaker 38:13
a bulletin board with like strings,
Speaker 3 38:15
Google calendar reminders. First Dates contain a treasure trove of information that literally determines the difference between knowing when to pull the plug. And wanting to when to kill her and getting your life destroyed. Because you were too concerned about whether or not you'll sleep with her rather than paying attention and realizing that a woman is sitting in front of you is only good for sex.
Unknown Speaker 38:43
Wow. Whoa, okay, so yeah,
Unknown Speaker 38:45
um,
Speaker 2 38:48
what she says. So what do you do for a living? What she means is
Speaker 1 38:54
give me your money, man. Basically,
Unknown Speaker 38:58
what kind of life can you provide me if we get serious?
Unknown Speaker 39:01
What the fuck Donovan
Speaker 1 39:04
question that you would ask a person you're sitting next to on the airplane? Yeah, like it's fine. It's yeah,
Speaker 3 39:13
it's my not that bad. Um, the next one is what kind of woman are you looking for?
Unknown Speaker 39:23
What she means?
Speaker 3 39:25
I'm going to pretend to be exactly what you want a woman.
Unknown Speaker 39:31
Yeah, because we have nothing
Speaker 3 39:33
better to do than to orient our entire life around. You.
Speaker 1 39:39
Yeah, if I was dating, that would be my goal to just try to impress some random bitch that I met. Yeah.
Speaker 3 39:49
And he says to I guess to elaborate a little bit. I'm gonna skip most of these little paragraphs he says about about each of these. But he says they're interested in one it and what it's going to make to what it's going to take to mimic the kind of woman you tell her you're looking for. So she can trick you into thinking she's someone she's not. Why the answer to this question is I not sure. But I'll know her when I see her. That
Speaker 1 40:22
hurt my brain. No, I don't know what he said. I
Speaker 3 40:27
feel like when people ask that question, they're not. They're not being like, How can I fit this? It's just kind of like are am I wasting my time? Like, are we looking for kind of the same thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1 40:40
like if you're dating somebody that like sports, and that's what they do in their free time and you hate sports like, welcome. Yeah, I mean, they're not compatible, but he's like, they're gonna trick you. and steal your money to Yeah, watch your pocket books. Fellows. A lot
Speaker 3 40:59
of these guys probably aren't. Yeah, a lot of people buying this probably don't even make like, you know. Oh, yeah, definitely not. Super hot stoner money. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 41:09
feel like the dudes getting this are the ones that are like, worried when like, Jeff Bezos gets taxed more something. What about me? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 41:26
And they analyze Elon Musk and yeah.
Unknown Speaker 41:31
When she says, What are your long term goals? What she really means is, are you going to make enough money to provide me a good life?
Speaker 2 41:43
Have you ever been cheated on? Is there something wrong with you? That's that's what she means. That's a good way to take that. But okay. Donovan
Speaker 1 41:57
has a lot of issues that he needs to work through with a counselor. Yeah.
Speaker 3 42:03
And I guess I can, because this one's weirder. So I can allow, go into his elaboration. Never. And I mean, never tell a woman you've you've been cheated on. This causes her to subconsciously start asking questions about you. Like, is there something wrong with him? Is this the first time he's been cheated on? And in the end, it kills her attraction for you because a woman disrespected you in the worst way. Telling a woman you've been cheated on is always a bad idea. So if she asks, the answer is flat out? No. Even if you're lying.
Speaker 1 42:39
Jack, that's a weird like, alpha male. Yeah. Got
Speaker 3 42:44
some like real deep seated. Shit to work
Speaker 1 42:47
out a problems with you, Donovan. Yeah, I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 42:53
When she says you're not the jealous type, are you? She means are you going to let me get away with flirting with other guys and talking to my ex?
Unknown Speaker 43:06
What? What's the last movie you saw?
Speaker 3 43:12
I don't care about that. I'm just trying to sound interested in you.
Speaker 2 43:17
What? Don't event I'm angry now.
Unknown Speaker 43:25
He's a upset man, baby.
Speaker 2 43:27
I mean, who hurt you? Donovan? I know. Do you think Lady can ask you the last movie you saw? Are you okay? That that's
Unknown Speaker 43:39
the most mundane shit. You can ask someone? Yeah.
Speaker 3 43:42
And he hangs out with like a bunch of other dudes too, that are like on his podcast and I guess have their own podcast. Oh,
Speaker 1 43:51
yeah. So it's just like a bunch of dudes like this hanging out. I kind of want to listen, but I don't want to ruin my algorithm. And
Speaker 3 43:59
I'll we'll try to fit it into an episode in the future if there's anything good to bring back up. And then the third book we'll move on to
Unknown Speaker 44:15
let's just nominees volume three.
Speaker 1 44:18
He got less and less creative with each title. Yeah, it's getting a little lazy.
Speaker 3 44:24
He is and this one does not have as much of a text in the beginning. It kind of jumps more straight to the stuff like
Speaker 1 44:32
fellas by now. You get it? Yeah, women are manipulative. I'm here to save you.
Unknown Speaker 44:39
You guys should be gay. I mean
Speaker 3 44:47
when she says no, you cannot see my phone. She means I don't want you to see I'm texting other guys
Unknown Speaker 44:59
when she says Hey, let's
Unknown Speaker 45:00
try an open marriage.
Unknown Speaker 45:04
escalation. She
Speaker 3 45:06
means I want to sleep around but stay married. This sounds like personal to like his life because he was married for seven years and divorce.
Speaker 1 45:19
Absolutely, yes. It's just like his journal. Yeah,
Speaker 3 45:23
it's so I just feel embarrassed for him reading it. I'm just like, yeah, like, I don't like you. But ah.
Unknown Speaker 45:33
Um, when
Speaker 3 45:34
she says I use social media to stay in touch with family and friends. She means I use social media to keep my dating options open.
Unknown Speaker 45:44
Okay, there's apps for that dude.
Speaker 3 45:48
She says I can't stand Kevin in the sales department was yeah, good that he she doesn't like a guy. I mean, you would think so. But he found a way to fucking flip it into something for him to be in trying to to reverse the cold. Yeah, on me. He's Yeah, found something else to be insecure about. Because what she actually means is, I want to fuck Kevin in the sales department. They really say that. Yes. We'll take a screenshot for the gram. Wow. But yeah,
Unknown Speaker 46:25
I think that's my favorite part of the book so far. I think
Speaker 3 46:28
this one might have been a little lost in translation between the women a woman needs when she says there's no way I'd ever do anything with Kevin sales. She means I want to fuck Kevin.
Speaker 1 46:49
Oh, Kevin from the office with his pot of chili.
Speaker 3 46:57
And when she says Kevin is short, balding, ugly and has bad breath? Oh, yep. I want to fight Kevin. I
Unknown Speaker 47:04
really want to fight and Kevin is
Unknown Speaker 47:06
so handsome. That's also feels
Speaker 3 47:08
personal. Who was married? Yeah. When she says Kevin's married I'd never messed with him.
Speaker 2 47:16
Show me iterations of this. Fucking say it's
Speaker 3 47:20
very stuck on this Kevin guy. So he obviously had an issue with my God. What she means why for not I still want to fight Kevin.
Speaker 2 47:32
Me and Kevin. were as good as fuck buddies.
Speaker 3 47:39
Just want to get him on that copier and go to town. When she says I want to spend the rest of my life with you. She means I want to spend my life with you. After I fuck 100
Speaker 1 47:56
I totally thought you're gonna say actually, I mean, I want to spend my life with Kevin. Kevin
Unknown Speaker 48:02
from sales. Yeah, you know I complained about him before
Unknown Speaker 48:09
tone oven. Do you need a hug?
Unknown Speaker 48:12
I don't want like in touch that guy. True human. irritate me to make out I was gonna say at a movie.
Speaker 3 48:22
Why can't I find a guy like you? She means I don't want you but I want you around to be my BFF benefits.
Unknown Speaker 48:33
Does interesting makeup.
Speaker 3 48:35
I guess like you know best friend with with benefits but like I'm done being treated like shit. She means I'm tired of getting passed around by players. What? Bad Boys are so overrated. She means the hot Bad Boy players don't want me anymore.
Unknown Speaker 49:04
This is so oddly specific.
Speaker 1 49:07
Yeah, it's um, so you're telling me every woman in the world when they say that? What they really mean is the hot bed boy players. Yeah, don't want them and that's true for every woman in the world.
Speaker 3 49:22
I mean, once you've hit that, what was that 100 guy fucking mark. I wanted the one of the kids call it now body count. When you hit the 100 body count. That's when you start you know, settling down the players Bad Boy players don't want you anymore. See? And when she says I now understand my worst, she means the hot Bad Boy players don't want any
Unknown Speaker 49:52
simple ways to say it.
Unknown Speaker 49:53
Anyone can rename the episode
Speaker 3 49:58
don't want me anymore. And I think I've finally come to my senses. The hot players don't want me
Unknown Speaker 50:13
and I didn't read. I didn't read this one volume beforehand, so it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 50:18
I hope there's another four more situations about the bad boy.
Unknown Speaker 50:23
Do you think Kevin's a hot basketball player
Speaker 3 50:31
I mean, he's making those sales somehow. It's true. When she says, I'm ready for something real she means it's ready for Kevin. Just come save me. I'm ready for a nice guy to come and rescue me from my bad decision.
Unknown Speaker 50:52
Bad Boy players. Me.
Unknown Speaker 50:57
Ah, okay, so
Speaker 3 50:58
that was the end of the pre like the, you know, Amazon preview for the third one. Well
Speaker 1 51:09
I think that I'm curious to hear more about Donovan. Yeah, sure.
Speaker 3 51:13
I'll definitely get more on him. And we'll go through the previews of the last two volumes. Please do another time. Because yeah, that was kind of like a lot. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yes, I'm glad Donovan's on my radar.
Unknown Speaker 51:33
On Instagram. I
Unknown Speaker 51:35
have not looked yet but probably I'll check it out.
Speaker 3 51:37
Okay, yeah. Got me on his radar. So I kind of started with found this other stuff. And I was like, fuck, okay, let me I need to kind of break this down.
Speaker 1 51:50
Good point. I wonder if he's friends with mystery and shit. How did I forget his name of Andrew Tate,
Speaker 2 51:59
though? Oh, the Baxter. Oh, yay.
Unknown Speaker 52:06
Yeah, I wonder
Speaker 2 52:08
of like, bad boy hot
Speaker 1 52:11
Players Club Kevin conventions, and they Oh, like, go mingle. And I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 3 52:16
It's a good way for them to make money because they feel like there's multiple of us and once the Baxter can get your game on with us, or whatever, man.
Speaker 1 52:27
Thank you for that. It's great to know what my husband's thinking. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3 52:35
I'm glad to finally understand what the Flaxman coming out of my mouth for Yeah, like 30 TV. I
Speaker 1 52:39
mean, I didn't know so I'm glad that Donovan could explain that because clarify. Yeah, I'm glad he's doing this research. It really means a lot to he's doing the Lord's breadboard.
Unknown Speaker 52:52
The Bethany Gretchen.
Unknown Speaker 52:56
And the book is like
Speaker 3 52:58
the background image is like I described it is like hell at the bottom and heaven at the top of the page. So
Speaker 1 53:05
can't wait to look at more than God. Yeah, it's fantastic. And they ask how you found hot bed Boy Player, Donovan, or he's I guess he's a good guy player.
Unknown Speaker 53:19
Good guy player. Yeah, cuz he's
Speaker 1 53:22
calling the other ones Bad Boy players. He's a good guy. He understands women and how to train helping men. So he's a good guy.
Speaker 2 53:31
Um, so yeah, I came
Speaker 3 53:34
across him just like another YouTube video as they they came across the book. And I was like, What the fuck? I definitely have to read that more and get it forget it for my own content. Oh, yeah. And I'm sorry, I really can't remember who the YouTuber was.
Unknown Speaker 53:51
But it was probably like,
Speaker 1 53:54
I don't know, moist, critical, some ordinary gamers or someone in that realm of cringe coverage. Nice. Well, speaking of wieners, I was driving the other day and I was kind of over by your part of town. And I saw something that I've never seen in person. And it was very exciting. So I was turning left. And this vehicle was like, going away from me. And the sun was shining in my face. So I only saw it for a brief moment. Do you want to guess which vehicle I saw?
Unknown Speaker 54:35
Oh, was it the Oscar Meyer? Awesome. I've ever seen it in person. Oh, man. I
Speaker 1 54:43
don't know what it was doing here. I meant to look it up and see if we can like go this weekend. And yeah, I would love to see it in person because it looks so crazy.
Speaker 2 54:54
I mean, like, logically. Yes, I
Speaker 1 54:58
knew it would look crazy but it's just So Big O bigger
Speaker 3 55:01
than you would probably like. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like the curvature
Speaker 1 55:04
of the bun and stuff. It's not just like a straight box like a van. I mean, it has it's been curvature and it's an
Unknown Speaker 55:14
engineering marvel.
Speaker 1 55:18
And I was alone in the car and I said out loud, like, oh my God asked her why are we
Unknown Speaker 55:27
driven after it? But yeah, he said you're turning. Yes,
Speaker 1 55:30
it was too late. I mean, I would have had to be like, like,
Speaker 5 55:34
I don't watch it. Until the sun. Oh, that's beautiful. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2 55:42
I thought you would be excited about that. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 55:45
I'd love to see it in person along tonight. My eyes peeled.
Unknown Speaker 55:49
10 feet tall, like a bunch of mouthwash. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 55:52
yeah. So many while washing.
Speaker 1 55:55
I actually have that ties in perfectly with my next thing. Oh. So this has to do with paper plates. I was flipping through the little magazine thing that Costco sins and looking at their deals. And they had a deal on paper plates $4 off Dixie Ultra eight and a half inch paper plates. Limit to I can read the item number if you're interested. But I didn't know why I read all of that. Like one of those big stacks of paper plates. And I was like, oh shit, that's like 1000 paper plates. And then I read the amount that it was. It's not 1000 So I showed it to car boy number three. And he pretty much guessed how many it was. So I'm gonna give it to you. I've crossed out the number so can you can see okay,
Unknown Speaker 56:56
okay. I will say any I need to see it to do the math.
Speaker 3 57:01
Okay, wait, so I'm just guessing how much is in the stack? Yeah, how
Unknown Speaker 57:05
many paper plates are?
Unknown Speaker 57:08
Advisors stressing me out? I
Unknown Speaker 57:12
told you to study plate thicknesses.
Unknown Speaker 57:14
I don't know. Maybe like
Speaker 2 57:18
150 Count. It's
Unknown Speaker 57:24
like, oh my God, you
Speaker 1 57:25
are so much closer than me. So, actually, 240 So, okay. carboy number three guest 200. I was like, Damn, man, I
Speaker 3 57:38
find super low balled out what the? Hell no. I
Speaker 1 57:41
mean, that's, that's within 100 of what it is like it's anywhere from 150 to 1000. Do you want to guess what I said? Yes,
Speaker 3 57:49
or 300,000?
Unknown Speaker 57:55
I said 1000.
Speaker 3 57:58
I liked that. I think you've said that before it. But I mean, that's a shit ton of plates. And it's for Costco. It look. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if it thank you
Unknown Speaker 58:10
was Yeah. I can see it.
Speaker 1 58:16
She was like, What a fucking idiot. 1000s 1000 plays.
Unknown Speaker 58:25
I mean,
Speaker 1 58:28
it doesn't make sense now that I like actually think about it. But I don't know at the time. It just seemed like a lot of play. No, I
Speaker 3 58:36
mean, yeah, it does look like a lot. And I mean, 1000 plates, we feel 300,000 miles. I mean, the same really? Who's counting?
Speaker 1 58:50
Yeah, so now we can measure stuff and paper plate stacks also. Yeah, like, oh, actually, I should figure out how tall we are. And paper plate stacks. I mean, it's probably like, this tall. So maybe we're like three or four.
Speaker 3 59:06
I feel like it'd be like three and a half. Maybe. I'm not. So I'm trying to like do this without standing. But yeah. I can confidently say I'm four stacks of 450 plates. And I'm not gonna do that math. I
Speaker 1 59:22
need to go to Costco soon. So maybe I'll take my tape measure and measure it out quick little measurement and we can or we
Speaker 3 59:30
could do a podcast field trip and go and stand next to them.
Speaker 1 59:33
That's a good idea to then we can eat hot dogs. Yes. Well,
Unknown Speaker 59:39
I think I'll go for a pizza. I haven't had a hot dog in a very long time. And I don't really want a chance. Yeah,
Speaker 1 59:47
I mean, I think it's like $1.50 for a drink and a hot dog. So the quality probably isn't very good. So yeah,
Speaker 3 59:54
really not. Um, I just Yeah, I don't know hot dogs in general. I just Maybe I will stop stop eating them after, you know. Fair. Yeah, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:05
you don't really know what's on them.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:08
But you fat heads you do. And
Speaker 1 1:00:11
I admire that about you guys knowing what's inside a hotdog. And that's why we do this. That really that's why we do this it is and because everybody listening is not a bad hot boy player but like a really cool nice Bad Boy people. And that's why we want to record this we listen to
Speaker 3 1:00:33
you. Yeah, we haven't outgrown the bad boys of any variety so keep listening and feel free to write us on anything if you want of your own personal cringe or something you want us to cover or
Speaker 1 1:00:46
Bad Boy Player we'd love to hear from you. Send
Speaker 3 1:00:50
a clip of you doing an impersonation of us if you
Speaker 2 1:00:57
Yeah, send us whatever you want. Except for you know dick pics and stuff
Speaker 1 1:01:04
don't send us your PD PD weenie totally nice. And we don't want to see no offense I'm sure it's great but yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:14
maybe not.
Speaker 3 1:01:17
We'll leave it up to you to the listeners let you decide on your own package your own bits and we will see you guys on the next episode.
Speaker 2 1:01:29
Yeah brain review and subscribe in your podcast party on without party on it's my life.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:43
It's my life