Jamie and Alyssa bring you some cringey breaking news this week. Shits been poppin’ off, Fatheads! Get your pitball gear on and join us for a wild ride.
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Unknown Speaker 0:01
So Alyssa, I was at wrestling over the weekend and I was in line and there's like a security guy that checks for weapons blah blah blah. And this guy was it was like an older guy. He wasn't like he was a fine person. There's nothing wrong with him. He wasn't being creepy or anything but it was just funny because a confiscated pepper spray from the girl in front of me and she's like, oh, you know, I just have it for you know, like, protection and stuff. And he was like, it's all No, I get it. If I was a young lady around this time, I'd have a gun on me
Unknown Speaker 0:53
so I just that was just a fun quirky moment
Unknown Speaker 1:01
I bring a fucking gun into this podcast
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but yeah, I just thought it was funny. And
what else is funny? This podcast! I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. Welcome to nervous laughter podcast where we have fucking guns on us. Yep. Open carry baby. We are in Texas. So yes.
Unknown Speaker 1:30
If things go south between Jamie and I will have a
Unknown Speaker 1:35
what is it where you walk five paces. Like a shooter.
Unknown Speaker 1:41
It makes me want to watch John Wick for Yeah, I haven't savants. I don't think it seems past the second one. So I got a lot. I got a lot to catch up on. Yeah, a lot of horrible fucking acting to watch. I love it.
Unknown Speaker 1:57
I also love the strip club names that Alyssa shared last week
Unknown Speaker 2:03
or two weeks ago.
Unknown Speaker 2:06
And a book I started reading called made fly.
Unknown Speaker 2:11
I want to read this on my latest. Yeah, yeah, it's it's really weird so far. I got it from Alyssa. And I've been talking about just like weird books. And you showed me that there's a bunch of like tick talkers and stuff but like have suggestions. So I found a bunch of people on Instagram that do that too. Oh, cool. And I've been doing that.
Unknown Speaker 2:29
But there is a strip club in that book. Oh, nice. Oh, and I'm listening to it. Don't let me kid you. I'm not reading it.
Unknown Speaker 2:37
It's called the gang plank.
Unknown Speaker 2:40
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2:42
It sounds ominous. Yeah, kind of just sounds like a pirate strip club. Like there's gonna be like, you know, Maggie Mae with her fucking stick leg.
Unknown Speaker 2:54
Like King playing?
Unknown Speaker 2:56
Yeah, I'm excited to since we're both reading more now. And yeah, for me also, that means listening to because I have a problem sitting down to read, but I've been like banging out a couple of books a week. And I'm excited to have that as part of our cringe journey.
Unknown Speaker 3:15
There's always weird stuff in books that I'm like, Whoa. Yeah. And don't think I forgot about Tyra Banks is model
Unknown Speaker 3:26
day. I'm going to read it eventually. I promise to listen to it. I was thinking I was like that might be easier actually. Yeah, that's good point. I think it was probably going to be like 40 hours of listening is my prediction.
Unknown Speaker 3:42
Because I saw
Unknown Speaker 3:45
I was looking at stuff and Stephen King's It clown. Yeah, yeah, that's like 44 hours and I don't like there have similar thicknesses. Okay. Well, I have books I just bought it like a few months ago. I don't know how long it's gonna take me to get around to reading it. But yeah, I can compare them I guess and see. But I mean, I don't know even
Unknown Speaker 4:08
their font sizes could be different. I don't know there's so many factors and see this is why I listened to
Unknown Speaker 4:17
Okay, yeah, I could work but we're getting learned we're getting learned guys.
Unknown Speaker 4:24
We Are You Smarter Every Day. Yes. And you know what else makes you smarter? What the new? Oh yes.
Unknown Speaker 4:43
Hello, and welcome to NLP news where we bring you all the latest or oldest cringe in the news today.
Unknown Speaker 4:53
I will. I'm Jamie. I guess you already know that. I feel like I have to introduce myself again. I'm newscaster, Alyssa.
Unknown Speaker 5:00
and today I will bring you a few stories of cringe. We will start with the rapper Kodak Black getting released out of jail in Florida.
Unknown Speaker 5:16
So I'm gonna break this down because there's kind of a two part story to this. And I think the second parts way funnier than the first part.
Unknown Speaker 5:24
But let me just give a quick little rundown of the first part of footage I'm going to share with with you guys just to give you a picture of what's going on. So Kodak Black gets really sad of jail. There's a photo journalist at the jail with the news you know, trying to get I guess like a story from his jail time or whatever. Oh man ask a quick question. Of course Do you know any of his music like what any song time
Unknown Speaker 5:56
I looked it up and I was like, Oh, this was like a newer rapper pass like
Unknown Speaker 6:03
when I was listening to new music. Yeah, I don't listen to the new song and 15 years
Unknown Speaker 6:13
and the so the journalist keeps like, you know, kind of bombarding him like hey, CUDA CUDA, blah, blah, blah. So Kodak kind of ducks behind this age back thing and there's a couple rocks that the journalist
Unknown Speaker 6:29
in the video you can't even see the rocks so they're like really small probably like pebbles or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 6:36
And then you know, the reporter guy keeps like,
Unknown Speaker 6:39
going after him. He's like Kodak Are you gonna punch me bla bla bla bla bla
Unknown Speaker 6:44
but the second part of this is going to be like the news response to it. But here's here's the first part.
Unknown Speaker 6:52
And good evening off the top of the Lebanon only a local 10 News our news crew coming under attack by Kodak Black just moments after he walked out of jail the rapper hurled rocks and threats could this bad behavior land him back behind bars local 10 slash hello is live in Fort Lauderdale with exclusive rush.
Unknown Speaker 7:10
Nicole and these rocks hit my photographer right in the ribs. This was serious you know it is very usual in our profession to interview people coming out of jail especially noteworthy people. What is unusual is what happened today. Rocks being thrown
Unknown Speaker 7:30
and threats being hurled. Don't throw anything at our camera Kodak Black don't throw anything at our camera rush by the cops.
Unknown Speaker 7:39
That's me. Then we will you wait the Kodak bill. I didn't have any children bro. He has been chilling in jail since December. But he accepted a plea deal pleading guilty to a technical violation of his probation. The judge sentenced him to time served and Kodak's been in custody since plantation police reportedly found him passed out in a Bentley with drugs on him. Punch me as then you want.
Unknown Speaker 8:05
Okay, I'm not gonna back down from Kodak. I'm not gonna back down. I'd be born in less than 40 hours anywhere by anywhere but
Unknown Speaker 8:16
after throwing rocks at our photographer, and look at that again. Once you get your site and say hello to you and you threaten to punch me
Unknown Speaker 8:24
threatening to punch me Don't threaten to punch me again. You understand what I'm saying?
Unknown Speaker 8:31
You understand what I'm saying? You want me to call the cops on you right now. Kodak you anatomy
Unknown Speaker 8:36
one friend. One want to bring the punch man
Unknown Speaker 8:42
and a man like you see on the team. Kodak sings his way out of jail. I
Unknown Speaker 8:49
just like that. He's gone. The damage done.
Unknown Speaker 8:57
As you saw there a truly bizarre situation once again, my photographer being hit in the ribs by those rocks and he's simply doing his job to bring all of you at home. These images trying to get Kodak Black to explain he's a public figure what it was like being in jail the last couple of months. And one final note tonight if you are curious, you heard my photographer Brian Murphy say call the police call the cops. Fort Lauderdale police were called a police report was filed. And we'll keep you updated. We're live tonight in Fort Lauderdale. I'm Ross flow. Local 10
Unknown Speaker 9:38
Okay, well, okay, so what do you think Alyssa, so I don't want to make light of addiction. But the vibes I'm getting from a guy or like crackhead at the gas station one
Unknown Speaker 9:54
preference. He's clearly on some type of drug you
Unknown Speaker 10:00
Yeah, but he's, you know, he's getting out of prison one, whatever he's celebrating.
Unknown Speaker 10:08
If I saw him in public, I would be like trying to not make eye contact and like, Yeah, but I think now if someone so how the guy the reporter is just like chasing them down and like, Hey, cool rock, I'm gonna call the cops are you gonna punch me or whatever? And Kodak's just like, this is how I'm living. I'm live I think I'm just gonna do that. Now. If someone just approached me with a problem not these this, this is how I'm live and how I'm living. Like, I don't want to join your pyramid scheme, because this is how I'm living.
Unknown Speaker 10:47
I think that's gonna we might have a maybe that'll make its way into a new intro song one day. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I don't want to go to church with you. This is
Unknown Speaker 11:00
um, and I
Unknown Speaker 11:06
Yeah, it was just kind of crazy to me how the reporter was being a fucking idiot. Yeah, he just keeps getting close to him and then the other reporter guy that's like, talking about the incident is just like he's just doing his job. And you know the public needs to know the sky the seas a celebrity people have to know I mean, doll. Common sense. That whole thing just felt like something out of the IGN. Like the reporter. The do the codec. Like all of that was so weird. Yeah. Yeah. It almost felt like a skit. Absolutely. And yeah, if you haven't seen the video, go look it up. Because yeah, as soon as I started showing Alyssa, she just started laughing because the reporter was like, mad while he was talking like, I can't believe the Kodak did this. He has his arms crossed. Like
Unknown Speaker 12:01
he was a reporter.
Unknown Speaker 12:04
saying it's okay to throw anything ever but this was like, he can
Unknown Speaker 12:10
throw it and you could tell it was a miniscule rock. Like you said he can't even see it. Yeah, it didn't even look like a full force throw. It was like more of like a toss. Like Yeah. Oh, is this like,
Unknown Speaker 12:22
out of his mind? He's not throw in
Unknown Speaker 12:26
jail. Like, literally just walked out the door and you're fucking harassing him. You know what? It reminded me of the rocks thing.
Unknown Speaker 12:35
This was probably late 90s. Early 2000s. But do you remember this stickers that were like boys are stupid throw rocks at them? Oh, I think so. Yeah. Wasn't there some stuff at Hot Topic? Like? Okay, okay. Yeah, what's like HAPPY BUNNY? Yeah. Very happy bunny.
Unknown Speaker 12:54
See, I feel like that was like the means
Unknown Speaker 12:59
for the internet. Yeah, like, Yeah, real life memes before the you had to purchase your memes at hot top
Unknown Speaker 13:07
and pin them onto your backpack? Yes. Reporters are stupid throw rocks at them.
Unknown Speaker 13:14
That's perfect.
Unknown Speaker 13:16
Um,
Unknown Speaker 13:19
okay. And it seems like the feeling most people got from the video was kind of the I guess the same kind of feeling renewal was talked about Yeah, is kind of ridiculous. Like, what did you expect?
Unknown Speaker 13:30
Well, the news did not really like that reaction from the
Unknown Speaker 13:34
only address the comments on a fucking way. No way. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 13:43
Oh, yes, this is real life. Wow. I'm surprised but it has the same reporter from the last video that was talking with his arms crossed.
Unknown Speaker 13:54
It's uh, he's he's reading he Well, he's not reading the comments on this one. But he's talking about all this stuff, too. And he got he has his hands on his hips on this one. And just to give you guys a description, Alyssa let me know if you agree.
Unknown Speaker 14:08
It might be more from the second clip from the first one. But this was the vibe I get from him. I kind of feel like I nailed it. Um, dad that's at Chili's after a long fishing day on his boat and wants to talk to the manager because he's not being seated quickly enough.
Unknown Speaker 14:27
Yes, okay. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 14:31
Just gonna say I feel like that guy would like call somebody buddy. Oh, yeah, he would like I also feel like too he gets angry at his son in little league for not playing for like throwing like a sissy maybe. Yeah, maybe that's part of why he was mad and maybe codec for like a sissy. It's like my son's like doing well in pit pit ball pit Ball.
Unknown Speaker 14:55
Ball this year.
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So
Unknown Speaker 15:00
Yeah, here's the here's a second clip of that and it's just so funny to hear the
Unknown Speaker 15:04
serious news caster like read, like shitty Twitter
Unknown Speaker 15:11
saw only on local 10 News and aggressive encounter between a local news crew and famed rapper Kodak Black. Black had just been released from the Broward County jail on Wednesday, local times rush low and his photographer began to ask him questions and that's when things suddenly took a dangerous turn. Ross is live now with how Kodak's fans are reacting after seeing this confrontation. Rush.
Unknown Speaker 15:33
Well, first the headline tonight last night the police were called here for Lauderdale police and our photographer had the option to move forward and prosecute on a misdemeanor case. He has decided not to move forward not to press charges. In the meantime, as you just mentioned, Kodak blacks fans are reacting.
Unknown Speaker 15:57
Rochefoucauld Kodak Black leaving the Broward County Jail Wednesday throwing rocks at a local 10 photo journalist.
Unknown Speaker 16:05
Here the photo journalists they call the cops. They were called after this outburst by Kodak where he threatened to punch me
Unknown Speaker 16:13
and beat me up Jimmy you trying to punch me?
Unknown Speaker 16:16
And this has been the reaction from codecs fans. This person encourages me to retire. What you did to Kodak was unforgivable. And I hope the public shames you into retiring. Or how about this one? Next rock to your big head? Or this one? You need to shut your dumb up. If you're gonna harass someone who just got out of jail, then you deserve what you get Kodak as a human being not an animal.
Unknown Speaker 16:45
And Amen like you see on the TV, while reporters routinely speak to people leaving jail, and yes many times people do not want to be on television. In this case, Kodak is a well known public figure, a hometown hero to many he just got out of jail after two months after plantation police found him passed out in his car. This was the latest brush with the law for Kodak and we simply wanted to hear from him. But hundreds of direct messages sounded like this one wack reporter. leave people alone trying to make a story. When you're harassing people and endangering their lives, low life or you cry baby. He's throwing rocks go sit behind a desk if you don't want to get abused for being nosy. One thing's for sure. Kodak has a loyal following. Perhaps Kodak can sit down and we can talk. The public would love to hear from him.
Unknown Speaker 17:40
There was never any intention to harass anyone. As I mentioned, they're in the story on a routine basis. Reporters wait outside the jail to speak to people so they can give their story to the public. And one final note tonight. So this ends it the photographer does not want to press charges. And as I mentioned there in the story, hopefully we'll be able to sit down and speak with Kodak Black in a more calming different environments. We're live tonight in Fort Lauderdale. I'm Ross schlow. That is a very Florida story. Yes. The way the news handled that was amazing having them read it. Yes. I am going to agree with fans. They are some wack ass reporters. They are wack ass reporters. And I want to say I kind of feel like that's just more the general public and not like Kodak fans.
Unknown Speaker 18:37
Like we're protecting Kodak. It's like people being like, Y'all are fucking Yeah. I love the next rock at your big
Unknown Speaker 18:49
behind the desk if you don't want a goddamn rock.
Unknown Speaker 18:53
But it was amazing. And I love how the reporters just like we were just doing our job just happens all the time. People always get interviewed and it was it was just ridiculous. But I liked that they didn't press charges. But I'm pretty sure they didn't do that because they'd get like so much backlash. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 19:14
And they probably realized how much of a not big deal. It was. So
Unknown Speaker 19:21
um, yeah, so just to be clear, I brought that story up because of the news and the way they handled it. Not Kodak. I mean, like, whatever. Go live his life. Yeah. But the news was happening live. This is how I'm living how I'm live and the way he was doing his hand. It made me think of a guy doing his dip. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too and just missing that noise. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 19:45
People in other parts of the country like no idea what he's talking about.
Unknown Speaker 19:51
During your high school in between class. Bailey is different and getting his dip ready for the next class.
Unknown Speaker 20:00
Do you ever? Do you ever notice or did you have kids in your class that had spit in bottles? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 20:08
That was so gross. They can still picture
Unknown Speaker 20:13
one of the guys. It's so gross. Dip in class ain't nothing like it. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 20:22
Um,
Unknown Speaker 20:24
well, the next news story we have gets a little more magical. Okay, um, I'm sure a lot of you guys already heard about this. It's that Willy Wonka event that's been taking the internet by storm. Very strange. I don't know a ton about it. So I'm excited to Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 20:45
So
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this was again weird ass Willy Wonka event that was at a warehouse in Glasgow. Wait. Glasgow, Glasgow, Glasgow, Glasgow. It was in Ireland.
Unknown Speaker 21:01
Okay, we know how to say stuff. Please don't throw rocks up Monday.
Unknown Speaker 21:08
But anyway, it was in Ireland. And it was called Willie's chocolate experience. It was clearly all made from Ai generated slop and slept together with minimal time. Like,
Unknown Speaker 21:25
like it was literally like someone opened up copilot, or whatever your chatbot have choices and was like, make me a Willy Wonka themed kids event. And then each point it gave back they were like, elaborate, elaborate, make me a script.
Unknown Speaker 21:42
And they didn't review it. It seems like they definitely didn't review it. So they have a website. The website is still up by the way. That was weird. Yeah. I was surprised didn't tear it down instantly, but I guess they just clearly don't care. Yeah, they're probably too bankrupt to get somebody to take it down. Yeah, fucking wack ass Willy
Unknown Speaker 22:05
Wonka
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but it is Willie's chocolate experience.com Which sounds like both stuff if you ask
Unknown Speaker 22:17
a chocolate experience.
Unknown Speaker 22:20
Willie
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does some weird scat stuff. And if you're into poop, sorry, I don't mean weird I guess.
Unknown Speaker 22:31
But if you're into poop, you kind of know. It's a little
Unknown Speaker 22:36
different.
Unknown Speaker 22:38
A little different.
Unknown Speaker 22:48
So the website just kind of a brief description is kind of a short kind of one pager with a few images that are clearly AI generated.
Unknown Speaker 22:58
Then you know this because if you clearly analyze the image for more than 20 seconds, that you see all the weirdness in it, and it has those
Unknown Speaker 23:09
weird like made up words that aren't right like a mag imagination lab and in Preti.
Unknown Speaker 23:20
But I think that my favorite was they had a poster for their interning entertainment, which will feature cat got Caddying
Unknown Speaker 23:31
live performances which that was actually spoke pretty right. So kudos to that. Catchy tons, like Sergi lollipops and a paradise of sweet cheeks. Yeah, love them sweet teats.
Unknown Speaker 23:48
Sweet teats. Each image had just like a little blurb next to it kind of you know, hyping it up. Also, probably AI generated.
Unknown Speaker 23:58
And do you want to guess how much it was per ticket? Oh, do you know? I don't know. Um
Unknown Speaker 24:06
I'm gonna say for children
Unknown Speaker 24:10
2999 And the adults 3999 It was just flat 40 bucks a ticket.
Unknown Speaker 24:21
So you want to take your kid it's gonna be 80 bucks. Wow. Again, so yeah, wealthiest people. I'm paying 40 bucks. This is gonna be an awesome experience. Right, right.
Unknown Speaker 24:35
Oh, the actual event gave total crackhead meth house vibes.
Unknown Speaker 24:42
I'm picturing in my head right now. It's very sparse. Like it's just like a sparse warehouse. And like a shitty rainbow. Yeah, shitty rainbow thing and they had like, I guess that was supposed to be there like it was like imagination.
Unknown Speaker 24:57
Lab or something land or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 25:00
And the pictures I don't have any right now but it will it looked like someone just set up a bunch of shower curtains like on the inside. And then they got like
Unknown Speaker 25:11
it looks like they you know those like shitty shower curtains with like the that they look just like print an image on and when you get it it's all blown up and shitty. Yeah, it was like they got a few of those with their AI generated art and set up like a picture area. And it's just like taped on the wall with like, no props or anything. Um, so yeah, it's like it's terribly terribly shitty.
Unknown Speaker 25:36
terribly sad, please. Yeah, that's a perfect way to describe it gives like, slightly haunted house vibes. But like in a I don't feel safe here kind of
Unknown Speaker 25:48
like not haunted like scary, like haunted like unsafe.
Unknown Speaker 25:53
One of the pictures
Unknown Speaker 25:55
I would say it's one of the most popular pictures say a miserable woman that's supposed to be an oompa loompa standing behind a table. I don't think I've seen this. No, you haven't. Okay, I'll try to look it up in a second. But it just has like a bunch of like lab chemistry equipment on the table. And there's like smoke and stuff like in the air so it just looks like a fucking like a drug lab. Yeah, let me if I just look up the event, it'll probably be the first picture.
Unknown Speaker 26:23
Oh, maybe it's like Breaking Bad, but instead of making the blue meth they'll make orange. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:33
Orange glass. Okay, here's the picture.
Unknown Speaker 26:38
What?
Unknown Speaker 26:42
That looks like something that would be
Unknown Speaker 26:46
on like a 90s cable access show.
Unknown Speaker 26:53
Very shittily like put together the props are kind of wack and don't make sense. Like, I think
Unknown Speaker 27:01
like, it's weird. Like there's
Unknown Speaker 27:04
I mean, I'm not a chemistry person. I kind of want to assume the stuff is not set up like an incorrect chemistry way at all. Um, but it also gives me the vibes of I think I told you about the
Unknown Speaker 27:17
that side true attraction thing. I went to those things. Yeah. And the lady was like a snake with a woman head and she was just like, yelling at all the people that were coming in and it was
Unknown Speaker 27:32
so bad. I want to go to a Mississippi Sideshow so bad. Yeah, see the least PC thing you ever go to? This one might have been Louisiana. Okay. Maybe? I don't know. I feel like if you're on the Mississippi Gulf Coast are kind of split between like, oh, yeah, Hannah and Mississippi a lot of the time. Um, but yeah, like you said, I wrote down it was like a Breaking Bad, bad thing.
Unknown Speaker 28:01
And like, like I was talking about earlier, they had like that area, you could walk through all those like black and gray shower curtains or whatever. But this is where they had
Unknown Speaker 28:12
a totally AI generated character added into the plot called the unknown.
Unknown Speaker 28:19
And I'm, here is what the actor that played Willy Wonka said when wired asked him what his favorite part is monologue was and he mentioned the unknown so I just thought this was a good way to kind of introduce it.
Unknown Speaker 28:33
The part I really liked because it was an actual nonsensical gibberish was there is a man we do not know his name. We know him only as the unknown, the unknown as an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls. Now if that's not Shakespeare, I don't know what it is. Because what does it mean? Does it mean he's evil and he makes chocolate or is he a normal guy who makes evil chocolate? Why does he live in the walls? Has he been kicked out? So um, yeah, that's that's the unknown. He's just a very creepy
Unknown Speaker 29:10
guy. In the short video, you kind of get to see him for like three seconds and just a man in a large black robe with a solid silver mask. I love this part to me. It comes up from behind the mirror but he's like twitchy scary creepy coming out from behind it moving on weird and then he just like goes back behind it and
Unknown Speaker 29:36
you couldn't even hear a kid. I think one kids like what is that? And then like, you can hear another kid like start to cry like it's just it's a lot.
Unknown Speaker 29:47
So, you've already seen the video right? Okay. Yeah. And how do you feel about this being approved for five five ages five and up like the FAQ had said
Unknown Speaker 30:00
It is just so bizarre because they're kind of doing the opposite of what Willy Wonka is supposed to be a bunch of color and all that. I mean, they already didn't have a lot of color they had like the shitty rainbow. And that was pretty much it. I don't get why they
Unknown Speaker 30:19
creepy guy that's like black and gray. Yeah, like it's almost like the AI heavily focused on that one kind of creepy part. And really, yeah, we're there in that tunnel. Yeah. And then they just based everything off.
Unknown Speaker 30:35
So, so yeah, that was the unknown and I feel like that's a lot of people's like, favorite part of this. A that would make a great Halloween costume this year. Oh, yeah, guy walk around with a mirror and
Unknown Speaker 30:47
pop up from behind. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 30:50
Um, but don't worry. The children did not leave empty handed.
Unknown Speaker 30:55
They were each given a quarter cup of lemonade and a single God being
Unknown Speaker 31:01
sick.
Unknown Speaker 31:03
A Jelly Bean was presented was it like on a napkin or in another little cup? Crap. I didn't I didn't get that. But the actor had said that it was during part of the thing. So I guess he would say something and hand them one. I don't know if it was on a bag or what? But yeah, um, the actor said that it was because they didn't buy enough. He said that they just had like one bag of jellybeans. And they had to get Limeade because they ran out of lemonade. But I mean, that sounds plausible, but it also sounds very AI generated yet to be like a single. Yeah, give each child a quarter cup of lemonade and jelly beans. So like, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, so but either scenario sounds fucking hilarious and very mishandled either way. Why would you not even just override that anyway? If it was the AI just be like, I'm gonna give him like a pack of jelly beans. Let's get let's get packs. I will say it was.
Unknown Speaker 32:01
It was kind of sweet. Cuz we'll Well Hang on. I'll get to that in a second, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 32:08
Um, so the FAQ also stated that there were no really funds, but some people called the cops about it, because it was very clearly scammy. And a lot of kids were very upset. And when Vice asked the actor about why the cops were called, he said the parents were getting angry. The kids are crying. I mean, you don't know heartbreak until you've seen a small girl dressed in Oompa Loompa dressed up as new beluga, crying and holding one Jelly Bean.
Unknown Speaker 32:41
That might be sad as image I've ever seen.
Unknown Speaker 32:47
That's what I see when I close my eyes.
Unknown Speaker 32:51
So I went on lunch break and sat in my car and I just thought about how how many bad decisions I've made. And and then when I went back to the event, there was a mob of people angry shouting, wanting refunds wanting Billy colts head on a stick. I guess that's the guy that made it. Um, people were shouting people were chasing him around the venue. With our phones going, I've got you on camera. The other person who was running the event with him was with him. She was crying. The actors. Yeah. The actress just stood around kind of being like, what do we do? We've been told that the event has been canceled. So I went to the actors. And when should we just go to the pub? Which is what we did. We went to the pub shrink down. Yeah. But the kind of sweet part was the actor guy was like, let's just, you know, let's push through. And you know, there's all these kids here. Let's just try to make it like a positive thing. I thought I had something written about it, but I guess I don't. But I mean, those people, those poor actors really tried to make the best out of a bad situation. So I don't want this to be like making fun of them. This is clearly the event and the event handler.
Unknown Speaker 34:05
Like you can have two jelly beans for your trouble.
Unknown Speaker 34:10
Oh, you're crying? Here's an extra Jelly Bean.
Unknown Speaker 34:14
Oh.
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Okay, so yeah, that's all I had for the Willy Wonka thing.
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And
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the last little bit of news I have and I just sold this last night and I'm not going to talk about that much because it's kind of it's cringy and a really dark cringe really real cringe way. Yeah. I have a dark cringe thing as well. Yes, yes. Yes.
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So, in Oklahoma high school had a fundraising event where one of the competition's in the fundraiser was some students licking and sucking on other students toes. Ah
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yeah,
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I'm
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gonna I guess read a little bit from this one article. Oh, it references a Oklahoma Fox News article that I started to read but it has the video there and I didn't. I just didn't like it. So I just went to this other article.
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So
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the video footage first obtained by Fox was posted whatever, blah, blah, blah.
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The students are lying on the ground each in front of a pair of feets the crowd could be heard going crazy in the background as the announcer screamed, you know, three to one go. And then they started and then you can hear someone because the part of someone's law student is filming. He's devouring those. So it sounds like it got pretty sloppy. Oh my god, what was the point of it supposed to be or like so they were they spent a week raising money for not your average Joe coffee. It's an Oklahoma coffee shop that includes quote students and adults with intellectual, intellectual intellectual intellectual. mispronounce it to laugh at it not correct.
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I'm just pronouncing things like ATA imaginary Yeah, now that's what we're doing
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intellectual developmental and physical disabilities in the creation of exceptional coffee.
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So yeah, they had the students had all these different competitions to raise money.
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Obviously there was backlash because What the actual fuck?
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And
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from I guess this is from Fox News. This article quoting Fox News. During this assembly ninth through 12th grade students volunteered to participate in various student organized class competitions in the spirit of raising money for the night your average Joe's all participants in the assembly were students who signed up for the games they played ahead of time.
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Which I'm like, Why did they also play it ahead of time, like a practice to licking but it's weird.
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Many dedicated students gave generalist generously of their personal time to achieve this momentous accomplishment, which will serve communities beyond the boundaries of Deer Creek. We would like to thank all of our patrons, businesses and sponsors who contributed to the success of this year's wonderful week of fundraising.
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The school officials also noted
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that no, but none of the school faculty or staff participated in any of the games. So you know, they did not like toes, their toes were not licked.
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And they raised $152,830 Oh, my God. And it sounds like they're not. They're just like, yeah, we raised a lot of money, and the kids volunteered. So so what?
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So What even was the thing? It was just like, who can like like, photo most aggressively? I don't know. I didn't want to watch the video.
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It was like, their head went down. And I was like, I am not the I watch list.
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If I I don't know if it was like, Yeah, who could do it more aggressively? Who could do it longer? Or if they had something like on their toes? They had to like, like, I don't know. I don't think you know, like, that is not okay for fucking high school. Like, No, that's no. It's so crazy to that. You know, I'm sure tons of people looked at the idea and we're like, great, you know, nobody was like, this is weird. And it's like they have that fucking nickel producer from Nickelodeon fucking staff over there now. Yeah, I can't remember his name but Dan Schneider fucking nasty ass piece of shit motherfucker.
Unknown Speaker 39:08
Yeah documentary coming out about him soon. Yeah, I'll probably watch it. I've watched all kinds of random shit by different YouTubers kind of together. That's just like
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even you can even just not watch that stuff and just watch some old clips from Nickelodeon and it's very uncomfortable. Yes.
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But anyway, enough about enough about that. But that that should happen so that's real life cringe guys.
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I feel like it goes past the point of cringe I feel like calling it cringe is doing it and injustice.
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Criminal CRINGE CRINGE that is criminally cringe.
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That school has to do something. Yeah, provide their children be paying
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out close downs and the students to better schools I don't know.
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Well,
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I also have a little piece of dark cringe.
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So I've seen this around the internet.
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The Guardian has a really funny title for their article about it. It's called Let Them Eat flakes. And Kellogg's CEO says poor families should consider cereal for dinner. Oh my god.
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You ever heard about this? No.
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It's awful.
Unknown Speaker 40:38
Isn't that kind of like a backhanded like a very backhanded thing to say. Anyway, like the let them eat cake thing that's like very backhand. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I was like, Look the pores. Why is this the world we're living in? Like?
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I don't know.
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The current CEO of Kellogg's he's a multimillionaire Of course. His name's Gary pill Nick. Sounds like a fucking loser. Yeah, pill dick. Am I right? tiny tiny pill dick.
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So I guess he was on some kind of
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call
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and he basically
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gave the idea that you know, well, Americans are are struggling a lot now. So I think they should just eat cereal for dinner. It's a good healthy cheap option and of course his stupid US business is gonna make money off of it too. So yeah, um, I don't think that's a very great recommendation
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I mean,
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I I'm not a health expert, but you could probably just go get some like canned vegetables from the dollar store and just have a much better yeah can take meat of some sort.
Unknown Speaker 42:06
Yeah, just eat cereal like yeah, give your growing kids some fucking Froot Loops for dinner. Like you'll just get very malnourished like that's how you get fucking heavy diet. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 42:19
Yeah, so it's fun. Countries in a very great place. Really fun to live here. Yeah, yeah, I'm
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sorry. I'm feel like I'm just my brains kind of spiraling down now and like
Unknown Speaker 42:35
hopefully getting outta touch do you have to be it's like when Kim Kardashian said her thing about nobody wanting to fucking worried because just like, how are these rich pupils so flicking out of touch with reality? I know. I know how they are they just they're living in an alternate reality they don't have to experience but they want to kind of belong and be more relatable to the normal people. I don't know why I said it like that.
Unknown Speaker 43:04
It's true. They're like
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awful. I can relate to you so hard for my like, private jet on my way to my fucking favorite burger joint. That's only in Italy. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:23
Oh, yeah. And like zero fun. They also just talked about Mark Wahlberg. Oh, yeah, zero fun just being like I know times are hard. I understand. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:36
Oh, yeah. They have an excellent news segment. Yes. zfp news. So please listen to them for different stuff. Yeah, we're
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same ballpark different arena. That how you would say it I don't know. Yeah, like, like hold hands. Oh, can basically words right out of my mouth. We hold hands? Yeah.
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We play a pit ball together.
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We go way back. Yeah, sure.
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I don't know why pinball remind me of this because it doesn't even exist, but it made me think of Sure it does.
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Have Married at First Sight the Boehner the time because they were playing whatever that little ball game you throw in. Like in Boehner man 100% of Oh.
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Well.
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I think that's all I have for for this round of nervous laughter.
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Yeah.
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I think that that sounds good.
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But for now,
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we just need you guys to party on Friday on play pinball. Hold hands with your friends. Take them to AI exhibits or rocks at reporters. One quick thing I forgot to say when we were talking about AI generated stuff. I've seen a bunch of people post screenshots from Facebook, where it's like, very obviously, AI generated like sand castles and stuff. It'll be like of Jesus and just like, like, so elaborate that you could never actually make it. And all these boomers in the comments are like, Wow, beautiful. Wow. So
Unknown Speaker 45:51
surreal. Prison. Oh, yeah. Exactly. A B. So I'm very excited to see the cringe. That's gonna keep coming from Ai. Oh, yeah. I think it's surreal. Yeah, that event said it really almost. I mean, I'm sure it's just scammy lazy guys trying to make a quick buck. But it also kind of felt like someone could be just like, Hmm, I wonder what this would be like, if I just made an event all off AI and just you know, they just trolled really hard. It really makes me want to have an AI themed party. Yeah, that'd be fun. Just doesn't make sense. But
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yeah, everyone
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knows the unknown now. They love them. So.
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All right, party on fat heads