Jamie has a little Mt Everest update for us! The ladies share a few commercials that raise different emotions, and Alyssa shares some awesome made up strip club names from shows and movies! Party on, peach creases!
Jamie has a little Mt Everest update for us! The ladies share a few commercials that raise different emotions, and Alyssa shares some awesome made up strip club names from shows and movies! Party on, peach creases!
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Panera Soup Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChtMkOC0yE
Gillette Venus Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2eSnvB5D3k
Mr. Bucket: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBLxX6ovy8
Unknown Speaker 0:00
I have a dad joke for you Jamie
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They said you sound like an owl.
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Oh, I feel like I was gonna say it, but I don't want to
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solve it
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I feel like that's for you, Mike.
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Yeah, I felt like if someone said that to me, I'd be like, what and just totally ruin it.
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What are you talking about? An owl?
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Yeah, I actually not to turn this into Alyssa Lynn's Tiktok corner but I saw it on Tik Tok. And this lady was asking her grandparents, and they were like and it was usually like a two minute long video before she explained the joke, and it was so painfully awkward. That's what she said. To nervous laughter Podcast. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. We're your hosts.
Unknown Speaker 1:25
Have you seen that? Um, that our will that picked up the like little horse on a stick toy that they use, you know, like the hoppy horsing horses? Oh, no. The owl that like just picked one up and was like flying around with it. It just looked really funny because he was like, oh, kind of like a witch. But it was cute.
Unknown Speaker 1:44
Um, but speaking of cute, you know what else this cute mount ever is? It is. Yeah, it's a sexy little mountain. It is a sexy little mountain. But it unfortunately is kind of being overrun by poop by poo poo.
Unknown Speaker 2:03
Poo poo pee pee get poopoo PP caca. That sucks. So if you listened to our Mount Everest series, which starts on episode 78 If you want to check it out, oh, nice throwback I would have not been able to guess where that was. Yeah, I figured it third and Larry, you know be helpful to our listeners.
Unknown Speaker 2:26
Um, so yeah, and that's a series we kind of touched on or Elissa touched on. There's issues with like overcrowding and trash and poop on those majestic mountain tops. And
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oh, bear with me because I wrote this silly line because I was thinking of like those a British Planet Earth kind of things.
Unknown Speaker 2:52
Oh, can you read it in a British accent? I don't want to try after my like disaster from last week. No, it was wonderful.
Unknown Speaker 2:59
Let's see your channel my inner British men like that it's a man and not a woman.
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The bowel movements are left behind in the frozen tundra being left to fend for themselves.
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frozen tundra. So yeah, those little turds are just out there in the freezing cold. They can't properly decompose out there in that frozen tundra.
Unknown Speaker 3:26
So not only does it stink, there are reports of some climbers falling ill from the poopy conditions. Oh, yeah, I don't know. It was I was trying to find like more on those specific cases. Like maybe I don't know if it's maybe like a you know, like the cruise ship sickness. Like the diary and shit. My sister's about to go on a cruise. Every time she does I'm like, Oh, I hope it's not a poopoo cruise out on that watery tundra.
Unknown Speaker 4:01
diarrheal wasteland yeah, I hope all the best for her.
Unknown Speaker 4:08
So, climbers are now required to use a poop bag and transport their poop back to base camp where it will not freeze and be able to decompose properly.
Unknown Speaker 4:20
Common I'm sorry that you were to comb it Oh, no, no, I was just thinking about the people coming down with their turds swinging on their backpacks. They're gonna start just
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like it's gonna be like Well, good luck charms and stuff. You know you kind of trade like Taylor Swift bracelets and stuff. You trade it with other climbers.
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Corn.
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And according to Yahoo News, the US we'll be sending 8000 poop bags for a climbing session beginning in March. Oh, and they will be available at base camp for purchase.
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It's
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said that these bags contain chemicals to help retain the odor and solidify the poop. I don't know much about these chemicals if they're good or bad chemicals, but either way, like it's causing an issue for the climbers and the people that have to live around Mount Everest. So
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either way
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and I will close out this little section of this Mount Everest update with a little quote from India today, which is where I got most of this from.
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Quote, the NSPCC estimates that approximately three tonnes of human waste are scattered between the lower and upper camps with half of it concentrated at South Col, also known as camp four. It is notoriously known as an open toilet due to the lack of icy snow which humans which leaves human waste exposed like a little tongue tied there.
Unknown Speaker 6:01
in quotes, so yeah, that's um, lovely opening toilet. Oh,
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you're like going to climb and you put your hand up on something slides down and you're like, oh,
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turd poop Street. There's like a poop Avonlea
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shit blanch or something? Oh, man. Those are gonna start happening. If the world doesn't explode by then. Yeah, it's a very interesting place. That's I just kept like reading about it. I'm just like, wow, just like leave it to leave it to us. You know, leave it to humans just to
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just leave something that's supposed to be like an enchanted magical, like, prestigious place. And then we just leave scat all over it.
Unknown Speaker 6:49
Not the fun kind of scat that Yeah.
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But that's the sound that the poop does make when it goes down. Down the hill. We kept do
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rolling down.
Unknown Speaker 7:04
Um, yeah, so that was just a nice kinda throwback update for Mount Everest. There. Thank you, Joe Biden for the bags. Yeah, there's a
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precedent. Um, hopefully we're not gonna just be putting like some really bad chemicals on Mount Everest because we want to cover up our duty smells. Oh, yeah. It's gonna be like some crazy carcinogen. Yeah. And then it's gonna drip down, like melt in the ice stripped down and poison all the neighboring towns and
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anyway.
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So speaking of being pissed off.
Unknown Speaker 7:48
I have an ad that's been getting played to me a lot, a lot recently on YouTube. And it's been kind of pissing me off because it's, um, it's a little jarring. Because I know it's a weird way to describe it. It's a very short commercial, but okay, I'll say it. I'll reveal it. It's a Panera commercial. But they say, like, hots cup of soup like, or at least just hot soup. Like,
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like, I don't know, eight times in this very small span of time and it just like a swan. It just drives my brain because
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it's just like they're attacking you with it. So here, let me play it for you. And let me know if you feel the same way about it. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 8:32
Limited time at Panera. You can get a cup of soup for just $1 a warm cup of soup that feels good, but a warm cup of soup for just $1 with your meal. That feels even better. Enjoy a $1 cup of soup with an entree only on our app at Panera. I don't like that. I don't like the guy in the middle. That's like
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he does a
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cup of soup. I just feel like that goes like hey, can I put my deck in that warm cup of soup? I don't know why. Dick soup. It's like American Pie but with Panera soup. They do have good tomato basil.
Unknown Speaker 9:12
But yeah, I just um, so maybe it was a over exaggeration. I think it's like four or five times but it's like a 15 second commercial. So like it either it just the second time you're like oh cup of soup. And then the third time you're just like, ah, like my, my brain is being attacked. Like maybe this is just what the world is gonna be like for our generation moving forward with the new generation. Overtaking like short attention. Yeah, so they just have to say su couple of
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times soup soup soup. Ah, so um, yeah, that's, um, that, uh, super pisses me off and
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I feel like we need to get
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zero funds like pissed pissed off.
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Song to inject here. Yes, we do.
Unknown Speaker 10:05
Yeah, I have one a commercial that didn't piss me off, but
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I was watching it with family so it was a little uncomfortable. Okay, so I'm going to pull that up for you.
Unknown Speaker 10:23
Oh, and before I do that, I don't know if you've been to Panera recently, but I keep seeing people complain online that it's got. It's become really expensive, and it's not very good anymore. So have you had that experience? I don't know. I haven't really been recently. The soup commercial honestly kind of turned me
Unknown Speaker 10:47
Yeah, that's happened to me with brands before where I'm like this commercial makes me so fucking mad. Yeah, ever do it.
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Encourage it. Here's my weird commercial. You can find tutorials for the masses for doing brows and curling lashes. But influencers won't mentioned me is the word pubic blasphemy. You could ask your mom on
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trauma
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can be found for your
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time to
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cubic.
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However you
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I'm not ashamed my pubic hair. I celebrate every hair down here. If a shave is waxed or full of hair, it's smart body is self care. Since history, there's been a stigma. See, if you save cubic in your dirt, like pubic, but it's your choice and it's your voice so away with that and let's make some
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huge
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in this step to Venus has the tool so you can do you.
Unknown Speaker 11:59
So what did you think about that commercial? Jamie? It was
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inspirational.
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I don't know.
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I at least I tried something different, I guess. I don't know. They sure did. They really did. Yeah. So So kudos to them for that. How was it watching it with your family though? Um, it was kind of weird because I was with my teenage nephews.
Unknown Speaker 12:31
So I was just like, okay. Oh, because a bird out there. Yeah, I'm looking at the say on my phone. And I have absolutely no idea what's on the TV. There's commercial. That's a musical about pubes or anything nigh here in this room. The bass say anything or just let it let it roll buddy in the room said thing. All right. Cool. That's that's how I would hope that would go. Yeah. Yeah. Had it been my sister in law and I alone, we definitely would have laughed a lot about that. But
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yeah, her children are in there. So she's so hard ignore.
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It's not a cute musical in here right now.
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That's a pubic hair down.
Unknown Speaker 13:18
I guess they're, well, I was gonna say they're destigmatizing pubes, but maybe they're not because they're advertising a razor to get rid of them. Yeah. So I was kind of thinking that too, because I was like, I guess like, maybe they're just talking about the hair that gets left like, out and about when it shaved off or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 13:42
That's a cool ad.
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Reminded me. Have you watched the show? I think it's called Naked attraction. It's a British show. No, do it isn't like a first date and the nude or something? Yeah, yes. Basically, it's like people are inside of what kind of looks like a Barbie box. And it starts out where all of them is covered except their genitals. And then they like
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they go around with the hosts and kind of like, analyze the genitals. And then it moves up a little bit. And then finally you see their head and then at the end, you hear their voice. And just the whole time assuming you're talking to them the whole time.
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In this like,
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oh, it's privates first, yeah. Oh, privates torso, then head then voice and every time they do a new reveal, they're eliminating somebody. Oh, god. Yeah. So it's pretty crazy. But they're all British. So it's funny because they'll be like, Oh, what do you think about the pigs on that one? I'm gonna just say shit like that. Like it was just like a British Bake Off.
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But
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like, they don't want to offend anyone, but they're just like, it's noise but you know,
Unknown Speaker 15:07
trimmed set of cubes is the weirdest fucking show like really? After you watch a couple you're kinda like, and okay, this was enough but the first couple of you are actually like, This is the craziest thing ever. Like in the first episode, there was a guy that around his painter he had like elephant ears and a face so like, it was it was sorry. Yes tattoo. So
Unknown Speaker 15:37
P weenie was the trunk. Oh, man, I just emanated him immediately. I just thought you meant like his hair was cut like that. Oh, yeah. kind of silly. But tattoo that's like, dedication to being an idiot. Yes, that would have been an immediate elimination. I actually think he won that one. Really? Yeah, he got the date was whoever. Well, I guess the painters speak for itself. In any of the ones you watched? Didn't even like start out with a boner or is it just like, I haven't seen any boners? Okay. Yeah. No groaners. Yeah. And it's pretty good show. They have good representation. They have gay straight. Trans people like it's a whole spectrum. So kinds of privates. Yeah. All shapes sizes. Here's two ones. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 16:32
Very nice. Very nice. Yeah. Um, do you have any more thoughts on commercials? There was one other commercial that had kind of heard about a little bit and haven't seen in a long time but I wanted to just pull up and play for you because it's a quite a silly one from the early 90s.
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Mr. Bucket, Mr.
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Mr.
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Mr.
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Mr.
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Mr. Bucket, the first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins but look out because the balls will pop out of his mouth. Mr. Bowman.
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Mr. Bulger,
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Mr. Buffett
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and Mr.
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Mr. Bucket from Milton Bradley.
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Yeah.
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Your balls and them is definitely I'm thinking about that differently than I did when I was a kid for sure. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 17:32
There was a somewhat did a good remake of it. That's just like, it's just straight up like I'm Mr. Bucket. Put your balls in my mouth.
Unknown Speaker 17:41
Oh, yeah. So yeah, good. Good stuff. Nothing like classic advertisements. Yeah, a lot of creepy ones from back then. Yeah, yeah. Um, weird commercials and stuff, for some reason made me think of a weird thing. And Alyssa showed me earlier. You want to talk about that? Yeah, I'll go ahead and pull it up. So I'm just casually browsing Facebook the other day? And I see something. And for a second, I think, did I really see that?
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I sure did. So.
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I'll talk about the other creepy Funeral Home guy too, since we're on the topic, okay. Yeah. But this is a guy that I actually don't think I worked with him. We worked for the same company. And then like,
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I left and then like, he came back because he had worked there previously. But we're Facebook friends. He posted a picture of him and his daughter. And he captioned it. My all caps hot. Daughter. Oh, girl.
Unknown Speaker 18:56
Yeah, moms and girl dads are so fucking hot.
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And I thought it was weird. And I told GE and he was like, Yeah, that's really fuckin weird. I said to Jamie, and she was just like,
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like,
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I was hoping that it was like a fake page. But whenever you said blink, you know, I was like, Oh my God.
Unknown Speaker 19:24
Yeah, that's some like Donald Trump shit right there, dude. And then the comments. I felt like they didn't make it any better. Like one person said beautiful which I'm like, okay, that's fine. Another person said That's some good looking offspring. Ah, and then this one. She's beautiful. She looks a lot like you and you favor my uncle a lot. And your Nona or Nona so this person I guess just wants to fuck her whole family.
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So glad you look like oh.
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Glad it runs in the family. Yeah, that's um, that's fucking crazy that you just found that like in your
Unknown Speaker 20:13
Yeah, I was doing what you're not supposed to do and I was looking at my phone before bed. I got the fucking jumpscare What a nightmare here. Yeah, it was bad. And then recently I had another thing happened with a funeral home guy.
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Keep in mind both of these guys probably in their late 50s, early 60s. So I was actually going to use this as an opener because I thought it would be funny.
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And limit took took a fucking turn. So
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there's this guy that I went to mortuary school with. He lives in East Texas. And I just always kind of thought he was like, he was just kind of like a board, older guy that just like to keep in touch with people in the industry and whatever. So we just had like pretty boring chats, he would message me and be like, how's it going? But uh, so one day I get a message from him. And we'll see actually, I'll just read it verbatim.
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I honor Yeah, ever Boehner. I initially thought he got hacked, because he's somebody that's like, always posting community stuff. And like church shit. And I was like, Oh, he must have got hacked. And he also probably post I do not allow Facebook. Yeah. Personal Information. Exactly. So he sends me a message. In the news, a guy arrested for jerking off under his table at a restaurant in kirbyville. In next county down from where I live. And then he says, Sorry, forwarded to the wrong person. And like those like Buckeye emoji, and I thought that was really fucking funny, because I was like, what an embarrassing thing to Yes. Didn't listen to someone. Yeah, it was like, especially when you still work with but you weren't like friends with? Exactly, yeah, we don't have that kind of like joking relationship at all. And actually got a picture of it as it came up on my watch, which I'll post.
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And I looked it up. And that actually did happen. Because I was like, I need to fact check this.
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Because what if he is being weird? And I was like, No, he's not. So he's like, Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, Oh, no problem and just like, laughed, and he said, crazy people in the world. I said, definitely, I was like, okay, like, maybe he was sending that to a male friend.
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Just another dude, like, whatever. Then he fucking takes it to a different level, and then it becomes not looking.
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says, I prefer more privacy for my masturbation and such events. Hmm. And I was very fucking pissed. And I sat on it for a couple hours. I didn't say anything. And then I was like, Hey, that was a really weird thing to say to me. Like, why would you think it was okay to talk to me that way? Yeah, yeah. And he was like, I'm so sorry. Like to get too far, like, accept my apology. And I just kind of laid into him.
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I said something to him that I felt like a man would like say to a woman, I was like, if your wife knew about that, she'd be mad.
Unknown Speaker 23:46
I felt like, man, like a traditional man would be like, you're not honoring your husband. I like pretty much you did that to him failing. You're married? Yeah, right now. Yeah, that's what I did. And when I fucking bought them nice. Yeah. Yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 24:02
pretty sketch. Pretty weird. Pretty gross. Yeah. Feeling. Yeah. I mean, totally. I'm by no means a prude in any way. But like, it's just that type of relationships. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no joke that way. He and I like we have a professional relationship. And like, why are you being a fucking weird ass old man? And I do think he was probably just like, he's awkward. But I don't know. It just made me mad. Because I'm tired of dudes being like, oh, yeah, it's okay to just like, talk to women. However the fuck I want. Yeah. creepy ass way. Yeah, and I mean, like,
Unknown Speaker 24:48
I mean, you know, we I feel like we have some friends and stuff that we talk with, like that and stuff. But again, it's the relationship and you know, that all totally, totally matters.
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Yeah, totally. Like, yeah. Well, I guess I'll keep the sexy times rollin. Yeah. Are you feeling sexy today? Yes, me too.
Unknown Speaker 25:20
So I really love fake names for things and shows like restaurants, different things. And we're watching
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the HBO series of the outsiders the Stephen King book. Oh, which started out really strong. Overall, I don't recommend it
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wasn't very good. But there's a strip club throughout the show.
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And its name is the peach crease.
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Very vary
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a lot.
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I'm not really for strip club.
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Necessarily.
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Much it's a lot. So I gathered some fake strip clubs in shows and thought we could kind of talk about the name so yeah.
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One of my favorites is foxhole from Dexter feel like that's a classic one. Oh, yeah, there's a strip club in Dexter. And that's funny because there's also a restaurant called foxhole that we've eaten up.
Unknown Speaker 26:36
Yeah, over over by me and I think about the strip club and Dexter every time
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which holds though
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you know, oh, well, yeah.
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This one's not funny, but it's just awesome. In sopranos the strip club they go to is called Bada bing, which I love. It has a really cool logo that I want to make a cross stitch of because I love it. Bada bing, bada boom. I feel like there's got to be like a winner joke or something in there. By the wing. But uh, we I don't want to be funding. I don't know. But well, things not. Sorry. My brain is broken. Yeah. I think you're in the right track dog. We got there we got there. We did.
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Yeah, brains kinda
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out of it right now.
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In the movie showgirls, which
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has What the fuck is her name? I think? Oh, 90210 she not 90210 Saved by the Bell. I think she's just the span. No, she wasn't showgirls. Do you know whom? I don't know her. I'm sorry. I was okay. But basically, she kind of did the thing like Miley Cyrus where she was very wholesome. And then started doing stuff that was like, I'm an adult now. Yeah, so she was on Saved by the Bell. And then she made this movie called showgirls, which is about a lady that moves to Las Vegas to become a show girl. And all this insane shit that happened. Okay, I felt like it's a cult classic. Highly recommend it if you've never seen it. Yeah, definitely check it out. Fuckin ridiculous.
Unknown Speaker 28:29
Yeah, it there's an NC 17 version. So sorry, what does nc 17 rating above our Okay, so are you can get into the movie with a parent but nc 17 You have to be at least 17 regardless.
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There are some of the most ridiculous sex scenes in this movie and
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love show girls. I need to buy this. I didn't when it came out, but they put out a box set of it.
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And it came with just like ridiculous stuff. And one of them was like, nipple tassels and they just they just played up how stupid the movie is.
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But the strip club in that movie is called cheetahs. Topless club blue. Okay, so funny, straightforward and stuff. I like it. I like the movies in the 90s too. So I felt like maybe you can picture just so ridiculous. Pretty perfect for the time. Yeah, yeah. They all have like cheetah print and uniforms or something. They didn't do anything like that. Okay. But there is a trick in there that you would really like. They have somebody that's the comic relief. She's not a stripper. She wears this like ballgown. But her thing whenever she tells a joke, she hits a button and her dress like goes down under her boobs. So she's able to just like kind of like Flash.
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A joke
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that clip was a lot harder to find than I thought I would be. Sorry everyone no worry.
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I haven't watched very much Parks and Rec.
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But apparently there's a strip club called the glitter factory in that show it like that. I really liked that name. See if anything's Yeah, that's a really good strip club name like the peach crease
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to too much yes, too straightforward and just slay it just me see Oh, yeah, kind of you know, I like some names that kind of like play up how
Unknown Speaker 30:38
just I don't I think of strip clubs is just kind of silly. Not really sexy because it's just kind of goofy to me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just feel awkward and
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fun and not like oh, so haha.
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Boehner
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cool funny never
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knew what
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I'm saying the knee jerk off under the table and someone writes a headline about it and then they text their ex coworker. About
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really creepy is evil circle.
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Full circle.
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So this one was in varsity blues Friday Night Lights. And there used to be a club here in Austin name this. Oh, it's just the landing strip. Oh, that's a good name. Is that a male strip club? Or? Lady one? Okay.
Unknown Speaker 31:42
Yeah, I think they call it something else now. But yeah, it's out by the airport. Nice. I like it. Yeah.
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And How I Met Your Mother, they have a strip club, which I haven't really watched that show. But it's called the lusty leopard. Which I think that's my favorite so far. Yeah, that one's good. I like the incorporation of
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exotic large cats I guess
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maybe
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back to the the landing strip. Like I wonder did they rename it to something that's like super raunchy. Like the peach the peach thing like something like fucking lame back alley or not even a funny one. It's like, just some generic colon
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member
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I feel like now and Austin. They're named less fun things like
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Rick's cabaret like the files to go there. Yeah, I want to go to the fucking lusty leopard in our the glitter factory. Yeah, the only strip club I knew about around my area growing up. It was like in Louisiana. It was called the scuttle. But oh,
Unknown Speaker 33:06
yeah. It's a cool name for a strip club.
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It is.
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In magic, Mike. Yes, actually, when we go back and watch this. I watched that like parts with you. I was like, Okay, this movie's fucking dumb. Yeah. Yeah, I had it on. At some point when Jamie came over to record and I just caught this like, crazy part that I had to play back for her. But I've never watched it all the way through. Yeah, I mean to I just don't really care for all the sexy man. teresting the opposite for me. He's
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just like
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yeah, good. Yeah.
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But that one is called exquisit. Okay, I'm assuming it's just spelled X or is it E X? Yeah, that's like an Okay, nice quit. That was like a thing for a while, you know, just people starting stuff with like, X, you know, like,
Unknown Speaker 34:13
Oh, yeah. Seems exhibit it. Yeah, there was. No one's really doing that anymore. Once you bring it back. Yeah. Extra nervous. Yeah. extremely nervous laughter
Unknown Speaker 34:28
We're gonna reclaim it. Yeah. I'll bring it back.
Unknown Speaker 34:32
You did ask about male strip clubs. So I thought I'd talk a little bit about those. There used to be one in Austin, and it was called La bear. Like var E. Ooh, I feel like it was a fully nude one. But don't quote me on that. Okay. It's quite sound stupid. But I guess I assumed all strip clubs are fully now or eventually, fully nude. You
Unknown Speaker 35:01
Well, I don't know exactly. I think that
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the rule is that you have to have underwear on if they serve alcohol, but they can do a bear one where you can be totally naked. But it's BYOB. It's like some weird thing where like, you can't be naked if they're selling alcohol. It's like some loophole. So I think even in a
Unknown Speaker 35:33
regular strip club, like if they're stripping for you, or whatever, I don't think they can take off their underwear. Okay, yeah. So it's some like, poop hole loophole. type of thing. Literally. Gotcha. Okay, it's a creased peach. Yeah, it's crisp peach legislation in
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ruins everything.
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But I have a couple pictures of libera for you.
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Oh, excellent.
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Um, like
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the very nice looking place. Yeah. The black and pink. I like it VM shirtless, strong men. Cool. greased and ready to go. Yeah, so I thought that Lapeyre was a gay strip club, but
Unknown Speaker 36:27
I don't know it closed in 2007. And I couldn't find a ton of stuff about it. So I never got to go. Unfortunately. Gotcha. I definitely would have because male strip clubs, like I said, don't find them hot at all just funny and cringe so
Unknown Speaker 36:48
nothing better for me. I might as well be just like driving a car but then again on the podcast. Some people think that is sexual. Yeah, some people like their car. So yeah, true. The most benign activity you can think of? That's male strip club. just awkward. Just bring your knitting
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pretty much.
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But la bear. They have one in Dallas now. And they do like bachelorette parties and like all that shit.
Unknown Speaker 37:25
And then I also found that they have one in San Antonio with a name that I love. Punk. Oh, mania. Oh, Hunka mania? I like it. Yeah.
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So pretty funny.
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I feel like I went to some
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Magic Mike show before and it was somewhere fucking random like it emos. This concert venue. You liked it to be there. Yeah. But it was just following on. But I think the thing that I like most about it is the ladies who do think it's attractive and are really into it.
Unknown Speaker 38:13
Yeah, I love it. I'm like, hell yeah. Have a great time. I'm having a great time watching you have a great time. Yeah, because it's just funny. It's like so absurd. Like one of my favorite like male stripper scenes in the movie is Do you ever watch a Detroit Rock City? No. Well, this sees a
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kids and all kid they're not like children. They're like, you know, seniors in high school or whatever. They're in a band and then they're trying to go to a KISS concert. And and then one of them that was holding on to the tickets as mom was like, kisses the devil's music and she burns them. And then they decide to still try to go anyway and figure out how to get tickets when they get there. And so one of them comes across a strip club that is giving a prize away. Hell yeah. So one. Yeah, one of them trips to cats. And it's just it's a great movie. It's a great scene. It's fantastic. Oh, look it up.
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But yeah, I guess if I was gonna open a male strip club.
Unknown Speaker 39:17
For the podcast, I wouldn't call it Big Daddy lane.
Unknown Speaker 39:22
That's a good one. Maybe the tagline could be like, nuclear penis or something. I don't know. Nuclear.
Unknown Speaker 39:31
For those that don't know, on one of our older episodes that talked about a
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nuclear bomb or whatever, that was just like, lost somewhere in America or whatever. And then they found it. It was right off Big Daddy lane. Big Daddy. Big Daddy lane. I think that's a really good name for a club. Yeah.
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I would probably do something
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Maybe like peonies.
Unknown Speaker 40:03
Yeah. I like that. It's almost like a play on like pennies or something. But you know, yeah, yeah. It's someone named piney that's their club. Yeah, he needs P
Unknown Speaker 40:17
Oh yes here we go play nice play nice place Hey I'm beanies place here got some paintings here. We got some hot dogs spinning on a ball. I think I would do a kind of like lob bear how their logo was pink. And I would have like little pink matchbooks and then it would say like penis place, and go on be so cute cursive food. Yeah, kind of fancy looking. Like
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I would want it to be kind of upscale but in like a trashy slash maybe 80s kind of way. Okay. Yeah, like a sophisticated track. Yeah, yeah, I see. I gotcha. I like that. Yeah. I think um,
Unknown Speaker 41:06
if I was gonna go like the raunchy direction like a peach crease kind of thing.
Unknown Speaker 41:11
So bad. I think I might go for like, Jamie Lynn's dirty den or.
Unknown Speaker 41:23
James, sturdy den getting raunchy. Oh my god, we should change the name of the Sullins dirty.
Unknown Speaker 41:36
And then we'll serve Dorito pie like buffet because that's like our specialty Lynn dish.
Unknown Speaker 41:45
Which if you don't know it's like Frito pie but with like Doritos and
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tell cheese. Tell me more about Jamie Lynn's dirty ban. I want to know everything about it. Yeah. So we don't discriminate at Jamie Lynn sturdy den, you're aspiring to be sexy, or watch someone else be sexy. You can do that.
Unknown Speaker 42:11
And, yeah, it's you can really be yourself.
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We also have a special viewing area where it's like a if you feel uncomfortable, if you feel awkward, you know, the the window will be like a one way window thing or whatever. So no one can see you watching. So you can
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now of course we do have like very strict policies in that room. And
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it can be dangerous security, and we will have a board where we take pictures and put up masturbators
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masturbators and masturbators that will be Dorito pie shares and respirators.
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And
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I'm debating if we're going to have a bar and layer because would it be BYOB if you didn't have a bar or no liquor? It depends on the the laws around the underwear.
Unknown Speaker 43:13
Like do we want to allow the underwear or not? You know, do we care about that? And then it is Jamie Lynn's dry. Yeah, so like you gotta go now under Wonderware.
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But maybe we can have like a bar next door where you could go drink you know, little coupole loophole? Yeah, the bar will be called.
Unknown Speaker 43:37
Oh my God, I want this place to be real more than anything ever that I've ever wanted.
Unknown Speaker 43:44
Yeah, and then you know, we'll have a Oh man. The drinks you could come up with at a bar like, oh my god, the merge. I would want to just be decked out and like, shirt pants. cellphone case javelins dirty then. Yeah, it'll, MAN Yeah, this is um, I think we have opportunity here. Yeah, we really need the podcasts to get big so that we can open start this Yeah. Give up on everything. Oh
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my
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god, we're moving out. We gotta make it happen.
Unknown Speaker 44:27
We gotta make the ship Margarita.
Unknown Speaker 44:33
Yeah. Do you have any contributing ideas?
Unknown Speaker 44:37
The ones then I think that we should definitely have an improv night. Oh, yes. For stripping. So that's where the new people that want to strip can do that like an open mic like open? Yes. Exactly. Nice. Yeah, I think that would be good. We should
Unknown Speaker 45:00
Definitely do prizes.
Unknown Speaker 45:02
I feel like the kind of people that would do that maybe like a T shirt would be okay prize.
Unknown Speaker 45:11
Yeah, like that. I like that. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 45:14
Yeah, what else? Oh, is this gonna be all women or can men come to the dances? Well, um, it's open to all okay, all um, and you know what, I guess we'll go ahead and say two performances open to all so you know, okay, men and women can perform excellent.
Unknown Speaker 45:37
They can perform together, but not not that far.
Unknown Speaker 45:43
You know? Yeah, yeah. It will be an all inclusive den. Okay. I liked it. I genuinely love this idea. Yeah, well, we'll have business cards soon for you guys. Oh my gosh, I feel like we need to make the shirt. Yeah, get
Unknown Speaker 46:03
someone draw something, please. Oh my god. Or maybe I will and you know, we'll we'll see. But yeah, Jamie Lynn's dirty. Dan, how are ya? Have the regulars that have been coming there for like 30 years, even though we just opened but some may have been. And they'll have like, an old faded like dirty den tattoo on my arm. And they'll be like, does Betsy still work here? And they'll be like, Nah, man, she's she has.
Unknown Speaker 46:33
Yeah. Oh, since you know old
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Aster came and scooped her up off her feet. Yeah. And then we'll have definitely a fucking landline. Like, no cell phones in there that way. Like that people's old ladies can call and be like, God damn, it is Ralph down there at the den again, to get his ass back home. And then it'll be the bartender's job to like answer the phone and divert. Yeah. But you know, bring your bring your akin to the den. We're
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gonna be in Mississippi.
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We're gonna start a chain chain.
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But yeah, so um, that's that's gonna be fun. But yeah, I really liked all those strip clubs. Names. That was that was.
Unknown Speaker 47:32
That was a good segment. Thank you. Yeah, maybe we can continue at some point with other stuff. I feel like fake band names are a fun one too. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, man, so many options.
Unknown Speaker 47:49
Cool. Well,
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speaking of so many options, there's so many options for you to rate and review us you know, true. Tell your friends. We need to get the derby den go. And we need your support. Yeah, we need your help. And you can also follow us on Instagram. That's where we kind of post things that are relevant to the episode it just gets you posted on Facebook. So
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you know Facebook
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Yeah, we we don't even use the Twitter ex verse whatever.
Unknown Speaker 48:29
Um, and I think that is it. I'm party on fat heads. Party on. Send us your ideas for Jamie Lynn's Dirty Dan Yeah, email if you have any. We'd love to hear where if you open up a demo of your own let us know how that went.
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It was some pointers. Dirty then.
Unknown Speaker 48:49
We will take sorry You said pointers. I'm just like hard nipples.
Unknown Speaker 48:54
We got pointers down and
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dirty.
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Yeah, so come come party on it at the Jamie Lynn sturdy den and the poop Oh loophole. Hell yeah. We'll see you there
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Okay, sorry. Oh god. Oh god. Sorry. It started another video. Okay, sorry.
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Okay, sorry.