We’re talkin’ whippin’ shitties, hurkle-durklin’, and True Cringe™.
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So I've been going into the office just a little bit more, and someone was like, oh, yeah, isn't your husband from Mississippi too? And I was like, Yeah, but we're not related.
Yeah, I don't know if I've brought that up on the show before, but I've just been thinking about it more and more before I go to sleep at night.
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Classic joke for the work place
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Oh, man, tell him about the farting when you went to work the other day.
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Yeah, I'll talk about the farting thing after we
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just, you know, welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome. It's a fart Podcast. I'm Jamie. Alyssa, and sorry, we're feeling a little off today. I feel like I just you know, we had a we had a party last night and it was it was awesome. And my brain just a little mushy. So sorry. Yes, I am.
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I thought I was lightly hungover but as the day has gone by it feels a little more medium range.
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This is
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something
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that I'm gonna try. Yeah, and we we watched we binge the curse on Friday. And so we've just been kind of a weird days since
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to watch it but yes, the farting thing um, so yeah, it was at the office and I guess I found out that the walls are paper thin because I just kept hearing someone fucking blow glass
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it went first. I was in the kitchen chatting with some people and someone went into the bathroom and it's
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and I was just like, you know, and no one acknowledged it I was like
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no legit it and then I was like, oh, maybe it's just the upstairs bathroom. But I went to my desk downstairs and like yeah, like two two times someone went in there and just fucking
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it's the ones to that was like you're kind of holding it in. But when you get to the toilet like it just
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fucking
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like you can't even control it
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that's how I feel like it's it is in our house and I don't know necessarily if it is but like,
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whenever people are over, I'm just like, oh, sorry.
Unknown Speaker 2:55
Well, every time we've recorded at your house
Unknown Speaker 3:01
yeah, maybe some just like lights while you're playing music, maybe just some light music can put someone's mind at ease.
Unknown Speaker 3:12
Well, I do have the the air purifier and I feel like that's kind of white noise ish. So Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. For crank the AC up. So it's like
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speaking of weird farts I have some weird words for you. Yeah, I love a weird word. This is one of my new favorite things. I can't remember if it's from Wisconsin, specifically. I guess I could ask Kristin. Zero fun podcast if she want to snow uses it, but it's either that or just the Midwest in general. Is it a cheese hat? No.
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But you could wear a cheese hat while doing this. So apparently, when they do donuts and stuff like call it whip and charities
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it's just my new favorite phrase ever. He sent me a video of dudes in the
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shade like what I imagine where?
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Like someone has to follow the trunk of your car. Oh my god. Yeah. Listen. If you ever come across any like streetcar takeover videos where dudes are like, whip and charities feel free to send it to me. I love it. Like sometimes people get hit by a car and their pants fall off like they
Unknown Speaker 4:45
just love it. I think I've also heard people use that word for doing lipids from out of their asshole
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like, oh my gosh, yeah.
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That was that was
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My attempt at a January or so
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I guess weapon ship weapon cities can be used
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for making like illegal U turns or kind of any drunk driving, driving. Any driving mover maneuver.
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Dammit.
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Driving
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any driving maneuver that's a little sketchy
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because I'd seen the whip and shinies thing.
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And
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I'm just like trying to catch me whip
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this chick, there's like a popular Midwestern lady.
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I think she's called like the Midwestern mama or something. And she does these restocking videos. And,
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you know, she's like, pretty proper. So this other Midwestern, er, made a video and they're like, Well, I feel like the Midwestern mama she's too proper to talk about this, but and I was like, What is this girl gonna say? And she was like, okay, as a Midwesterner, I have to address whip and fitties
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made an educational video about how you would use the word and
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yeah, and it's not a term use for doing whip. It's out of your butt now, but it could be. I mean, yeah, that makes sense. I mean,
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did I ever tell you about the time that I did a with it? No. But thank you for not doing it out of your butt.
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My friend, but
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it almost made me split my drink.
Unknown Speaker 6:43
Well, it wasn't Whippets I guess. But it was air duster, which is kind of the same vein. And I did it. And I just like got this like fucking rush. And I saw myself from above sitting on the fucking couch. And I never did it again. That feels like one of those commercials are
Unknown Speaker 7:05
crazy. Yes. And it was in a house that was kind of like, dirty and a little like, dingy. So it was like a dare commercial. Were you alone? No. Oh, I mean, it's still scary, but I mean, it would I would have like fucking panics. So we
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stood up and was like, Oh my God, and they're like, What did you see yourself stand up to or
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from above and then I guess like, I got that rush. And then it like put me like back into my body and I stood up. That's the Lord.
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You're right.
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He's we've been chatting. He's my friend. But
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um, yeah, I've never I've never tried that. I'm kind of a loser when it comes to.
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Like,
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I can do an air dusters so white trash. I accidentally took too much like cough syrup stuff.
Unknown Speaker 8:08
I know a lot of people were like doing all the robo tripping shit. I wasn't doing that. I just, I had this like numbing throat spray. I just didn't really think about it as medicine for some reason. So I was just like, cool. I'm just gonna spray it every time I walked past you know, we'll get better faster.
Unknown Speaker 8:23
And then like my friend was about to leave and then it was just like, Oh, my vision was just like a film cut reel where it just kind of like yeah, it starts to go up and you can see the top like like the top of the bottom ship. It was just like that and I fell over and there was a lot that was it
Unknown Speaker 8:41
was okay, but yeah, it was it was a weird as fuck, that's crazy. Something weird about that throat spray. There's a chemical in it called phenol.
Unknown Speaker 8:54
And that is a chemical that we used in embalming. Oh, and it was like a specific like strong chemical that you would use on bodies that were a little
Unknown Speaker 9:06
you know, decayed. So I started using that. And then after working there I use that throat spray and I like almost fucking puke. Like it smells the exact same weird so that really for me. Yeah, well I have well then I feel like I can't use it anymore. I haven't used it since I was a kid but yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:29
Yeah Chloraseptic is the throat spray that has that in it.
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Get your core septic on whip and shinies at your front
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with an bommies now I do have one more well phrase I guess.
Unknown Speaker 9:46
So my mother in law told me about this one.
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It is is a 200 year old Scottish term, meaning to lounge and bed
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Long after it's time to get up, so you wake up and you're just worried. Yeah. herckel Darko
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sounds Ercoli Yeah, it's perfect since we love her. Merkel Merkel Merkel Darko and she making this up and when I saw it other places and now we always talk about her cold turkey like that's funny I've never never
Unknown Speaker 10:27
yeah I love a good her cold they're cold. Oh like midday oh yeah also like what I've coined as the reverse her cold Darko when it's you're in bed and you should be going to sleep. But you're like, Oh yeah, so the virtual circle Oh river called Darko I like that better. Circle. Do you think Urkel her called circle? Circle turtles? He herckel circles thinking about Laura while he Terkel?
Unknown Speaker 11:01
Yeah, I'm definitely going to be using that word. Now. I do know one Scottish person so I'm never around. And maybe I'll just drop it and be like, have a good ol herckel circle the other
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day
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so speaking of another word I kind of made up a word for I guess, our little True Crime segments. Oh, if you like it, you know, let me know if you don't. It's a true cringe. Where true crime and cringe collide.
Unknown Speaker 11:35
And we're I'm open to any other names. True Crime, or listeners. I just thought of that this morning. And I was like, yeah.
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Dolly Parton Elsa. She might have had something to say. Oh, I forgot. Well, here she is.
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She's don't lie to the list.
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I'm sorry, listeners. I'll never
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I mean, the whip is shitting.
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Oh, I thought about it when I was halfway here. And I was like, well, sorry, Dolly Parton now so you're staying at home.
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But I do have some true cringe for you guys today.
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There's just been a lot going on with some of the Gypsy Rose stuff. So Alyssa and I have just been talking a lot about a little True Crime stuff.
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I have a little segment today of true cringe for you guys. It's gonna be about Casey Anthony. Oh, yes. Yeah, so we're going to
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talk a little bit out about some of the Casey Anthony Anthony cringe stuff. Excellent. Um, I kind of turned it into the form of a pop quiz. So listeners play along if you would like, I guess.
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I guess first I would like to say, you know, rip to poor little Caylee Anthony, who definitely deserved a much better and protective mother and family.
Unknown Speaker 13:14
Yeah, fuck Casey Anthony. Yeah. And I don't really like saying her name because it just enrages me. So I was inspired by the email on our last episode some 10 by s where she had a list of nicknames for the penis. Anyway me and so I made up a little list of nicknames. That word categorize just like her enough to perfect Okay, so the first category is named play. So I have May she agony
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This one's probably won't be used Kunti Anthony stupid Anthony. Yeah, like
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this category is bitch derivative. Okay, so I guess I'll go pretty quick through this one. Dumb bitch.
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Bitch idiot.
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Yeah, which I have to credit zero fun with you. It's one of my favorites. Um, bitch. That bitch and stupid or dumb bitch.
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Um, and then I just have an other category.
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I just have it
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mixed stupid.
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Doodoo head and Voldemort. Oh
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do you like any of these names that we can replace? Just say hurt that and stuff are several that I like I really like stupid Anthony
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yeah, now I'm hung over I like to couple
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kind of rotate some different ones and I won't use the ones that are kind of being
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I
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just do whatever I feel whatever comes at the time, you know so in the moment
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so this is only a four question quiz, because I just kind of have like little chunks of information. Number one, which web browser did bitch idiot used to Google? How to do her nefarious crimes?
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Internet Explorer?
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Close. Um, I'll give you half a point for that because it was Firefox, but the jury never found out about her Firefox. History because the detective people or whatever just looked at her Internet Explorer browser history.
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Because they're boomers. Yeah. Okay. I guess that is the only valid excuse for not looking just through everything. Yeah. Like, yeah, it. It irks me so bad.
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Um, number two, what did she say?
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Her trunk smelled like, because everyone was saying it smelled like a dead body. But do you remember what they said? It was? He said, Yeah. You know how like, sometimes you go and you pick up some pizza. And then you're like, driving home with your pizza on the trunk? Yeah, you forget that you have it for like, eight months or something? Yeah, you haven't. I've done it last. Yeah, I mean, I've got pizza in my trunk right now. Oh. So you know, it's it's refrigerated? It's kind of cold outside? Yeah. Keep for a while. Yeah. And I can't remember what time of the year it was. But yeah, maybe she, you know, just thought well, it was in Florida. So that's kind of a reach. I saw a crazy fucking video today. I guess that whenever it freezes in, like areas where alligators are, they just stick their snout out of the water, and they will freeze inside the water.
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So this
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Yeah, this guy was showing a video of them. And then like he walked up to one and booked it snoot. Oh, did it like react on me. It's just, it's just like frozen in there. I mean, like, they put their nose out so they can still breathe, but I guess they conserve energy or something. So they really are frozen under the water. Should have whipped a Shetty. Right? Right in his nostril. I thought the alligator was gonna whip a shitty and somehow breaks here the ice
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prize
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number three, what was the name of the nanny? That bitch idiot blamed for taking her child? Zanni? Yes, correct.
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AKA Xin de Gonzalez.
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Which just recalling from memory, they actually found a woman by that name. And under further investigation, like she was not involved. But
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a lot of people also came to the theory that
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the zany the nanny was code for like no Xanax. Yeah, because they'd be like, Oh, she gives her Xanax to you know, just knock her little daughter out, so she can go at it and Florida. Hang out with our DJ boyfriend and the the
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contest DJ boyfriend just makes me so like, oh my god, I'm sure there are some cool DJs but I think we can all agree on the whole that DJ boyfriend we all get a specific picture of what that looks like. And it's not a good picture. Yeah. My DJ boyfriend and workout I would say he's not wasn't your like typical DJ but you know the all the prints of their regular
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Yeah, I remember one time I went with him to DJ at a frat party because his friend was on the frat house. So like a frat party? Only one. I was like,
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I went to like a totally different college and stuff though. And I was kind of like, I don't belong here.
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That's just kind of how I felt. But um, honestly, I don't really remember much from that. Not like Oh, I was drunk or anything. I don't even think I drank
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it was very forgetful and uneventful.
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Um,
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where did stupid Anthony lie about working
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that's my favorite.
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Disney clothes. Oh no, you know any word
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I could have sworn it was Disney. Is it SeaWorld? No.
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Know, the same thing to me kind of. And bonus points if you can tell me what the job was. I know, you know, fuck, I actually don't know if I do. I think he told me that the other day you're like, really? He did this as this. I was like, Oh yeah, I forgot that was the job.
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No, no. Now you saw me remember, and event planning.
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So she did actually work on the lot at one point, which I don't know what this article meant from meant, like, by on the lot. Oh, yeah, the two articles that I read to, like, get the stuff was Investigation Discovery. And the messenger news. I think it's called. I mentioned them throughout the articles, but I just kind of wanted to say up front.
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So
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she did work on the lot at once through a universal contractor. And then she just pretended to continue to work there for I think it was two years.
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If I'm not mistaken. And just for calling from memory, I remember that she was also like maintaining an email account with like conversations and stuff. I don't know if you remember anything like that, but very vaguely, like, hey, girlfriend, I can't imagine just spending so much time doing that.
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Do you have it in your notes in case the listeners don't know the extremely cringe thing that she did at Universal? Oh, yes, I have. Okay, how do we I have a kind of a write up on that.
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Um, and according in the algo I'll get to that. Okay. Does a few sentences. According to Investigation Discovery. She also made up co workers of course, no, she made a longer
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notably a friend named Juliette Lewis.
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That's an actress.
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To quote
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the Investigation Discovery, Casey said that Louis did a lot of volunteer work, prompting Cindy which is her mom to drop by Universal to meet with Louis about a fundraiser Cindy waited 90 minutes Lewis never showed the explain. But Louis had moved to New York. Later, universal said the company had never had no record of an employee named Juliette Lewis.
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You imagine doing that to your mom.
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I'm like, I should do that.
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Juliette Lewis
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wants to meet you. Yeah, just pretend to work at SeaWorld or Six Flags. This will be the Texas version. Okay. He ha,
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you should end your emails with that. The.
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Um, so this is what Alyssa was talking about the very, very cringy part of this whole universal thing. So on July 16 2008, she was accompanied by three detectives in a Universal Studios manager to take them to her office. At Universal sun, she claimed to still be working there as an event planner, even though she didn't work there. Like I said, for two years
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ago, she didn't have any kind of employee badge or any kind of you know, proof that she was working there, but she led them around for about 10 minutes until she hit a dead end. And
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to quote the messenger news, quote, There was a wall in front of her one side was a locked office. And on the other side was the men's room. There was nowhere for her to go. Finally, she sighed deeply and turned around to face the detectives. She shoved her hands into our back pockets and said okay, I don't work here
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is so embarrassing. Yeah.
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My office it's like oh, the doors like oh, this is a bathroom. Oh, I don't understand. Like, did you think that like halfway through they're just gonna be like, No, you know, we believe that you work here is that's fine.
Unknown Speaker 24:36
Um, I think that she was really banking on like, oh, like, I'm like a Florida six or seven.
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Guys will think I'm hot. I'm on board a queen. Well, it's interesting that you say that because they, the messenger news had gotten a quote from the sky.
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So
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According to them, the police said that it seems like she just chose a building at random. And employees returning from lunch were really confused. Because she was acting like she knew everybody. So I imagined it's kind of like, you know, like, hey Barbie, like, none of the other Barbies know her, and they're just like,
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Oh my God. But
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the hot thing I felt like was a good segue, because the end of this quote that I'm going to read from this guy.
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So this is from a contractor that was working there, Alejandro called caldera. And they said,
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I was by the reception desk, and this pretty girl walked past and was like, Oh, hey, yeah, how's it Gyan she saw imagine her being.
Unknown Speaker 25:56
And she, she was really cheerful, the receptionist and I sort of looked at each other for a second. And I was like, Who the hell's that? She said, I have no idea. We were not 100% sure what was going on in the moment, but we knew that she didn't work here. It was all over. Or it was all a really weird trade. I told the cops that I had never seen that one woman before in my life. They smoked on each other. And the lady said, think real hard. Are you sure? And I said, I would remember a woman who looked like that.
Unknown Speaker 26:31
And they laughed at that. I'll never forget the day as long as I live. I tell the story at parties. People are still amazed at how easily
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make stupid bitch face idiot bitch. could lie. But I've seen it firsthand. It's a sight to behold.
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Her heard?
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i It's, I feel like you can never avoid talking about her attractiveness. When you bring up bitch idiot. bitchface No, it's unfortunate. The I know, like Jodi Arias. It's like, Oh, yeah. Like, she's not ugly. And people are weird. So, which I'll get to something I have here in a little bit. But have you heard her cover of all holy night?
Unknown Speaker 27:20
It's on my Christmas playlist. Yeah, people are just weird when women are in
Unknown Speaker 27:28
committing crimes. Yeah. Like that lady teacher that married her student or whatever. Ah, I don't want to talk about that on the podcast, because let's just content that like, I don't want to get like in depth about just because I feel like it's just so messed up. But it's just, I feel like she didn't get enough trouble. Like, I think she did go to jail for a little bit. But like,
Unknown Speaker 27:52
I don't know, that situation spoke. Yeah, sure. It's terrible. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I think now, for those who don't know case, you know, Casey Anthony did not get
Unknown Speaker 28:05
found guilty. So she's roaming free in Florida hitting the bars. And I think she is a private investigator. Now.
Unknown Speaker 28:18
I've been kidding me. Yeah. And if I remember correctly up, I'm not saying Oh.
Unknown Speaker 28:27
You're making? It sounds like she made up like the universal one. Yeah. And I wrote about it like a long time ago. I didn't think about looking it up for like this little segment, but but I think she was like, Yeah, I learned a lot about investigating through the process of my thing, and I just don't want anybody else to like have to go through what I did. And it's like, just shut the fuck up and go live in a cave. Like nothing. You didn't really get any real consequences. Yeah, in some debt, and
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kind of negative press. But also people are weird.
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100% that they think she's working in with him living with her. The guy that was her lawyer or something or investing in several members. But ah, there is a new a&e documentary out. I haven't watched it. And frankly, I don't think I will. I was watching a couple of clips from it and they decide to lie do a lie detector test on her parents. And it's just like, Okay, I get the the true crime is interesting to hear about or whatever, but like, I don't know, I just feel like the lie detector test show. It's just like, it just feels extra cringy like we're gonna dig this case back up and like, make this TV show out of it and make a bunch of money in it.
Unknown Speaker 30:00
This feels a little slimy. Yeah, no, I agree. I don't know at first I was like, Oh yeah, my watch it and then I started watching a couple more clips today and I was like, no.
Unknown Speaker 30:13
Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know if I can either. It's I don't know. It just infuriates me. I hate her so much.
Unknown Speaker 30:22
Yeah, Jamie and I both used to be like bigger True Crime fans, but I don't know if I if you're done with that, you idiot. I have some other things that will kind of prove the point that I'm trying to make sure yeah, I am. I'm happy to be done with bitch idiot. make stupid face duties head stupid bitch. eater. I can whip it as ticket taking Whippets through the but
Unknown Speaker 30:51
these have been shitting your butt.
Unknown Speaker 30:56
Okay, got it out. So I used to be more into true crime stuff. And I feel like just interacting with other True Crime fans. It kind of made me like it less and yeah, like okay, maybe this is weird. Because people fucking fetishize serial killers, or they'll be like they're misunderstood. Yeah, people just are weird. And then, like with
Unknown Speaker 31:26
if you've ever listened to last podcast on the left, it's like was one of the top True Crime podcasts? Yeah.
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Some stuff came out about one of the hosts and
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there were a lot of cringy Insell fans that were like standing up for him and like never do that. And
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I'm just like, you don't know these people know. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 31:55
Exactly. I am secretly a killer
Unknown Speaker 32:01
No, but I don't know. It's weird. So I've kind of been like distancing myself from that a little bit. Because I also feel like it kind of became like a little
Unknown Speaker 32:14
Oh, no, like a little cutesy personality trait and then why Yeah, because people are like just hanging out with my true
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love I can nice soccer is so high.
Unknown Speaker 32:29
I mean, being interested from like a psychological point of view, but yeah, being I don't know. There's just a difference and I feel like I'm not articulating it well, because I have lots of I was gonna say lots of fluids in me that sounds bad.
Unknown Speaker 32:46
Well, it's of Gatorade and coffee and water and it was just sloshing around really badly, but I got some T shirts that I thought I would share with you joy. Oh god, I had
Unknown Speaker 32:59
so many true crime groups. I'm in someone will post like the craziest t shirt and I'm just like, yes, you don't need earrings. You don't need a fucking t shirt with like hearts on it. Oh, it's so fucking weird.
Unknown Speaker 33:14
Yeah, I'm not saying I would never have any kind of true crime merch. Like I have some things from like the Museum of death but I don't have like, you know, photoshopped like Nightstalker was hearts and like emoji hearts now. You've seen
Unknown Speaker 33:30
Yeah, I don't know. I can't remember I just remember like scrolling through and there's just like an edit of the Night Stalker when that shot when he's
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in the courtroom. Kind of looking back. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 33:46
So this shirt it's a long sleeve black shirt of course. Because edgy. And it has a little skull that has like flowers coming out of it.
Unknown Speaker 33:56
It says a like murder shows comfy clothes and maybe three people.
Unknown Speaker 34:03
That's so me. relatable. Oh, so maybe we should give these a rating like on a Oh out of one to five skulls. So when are you going to give that one?
Unknown Speaker 34:16
Is this going to be if I like how much I like it or like a cringe meter.
Unknown Speaker 34:23
I guess let's say bringe meter. Okay, I want to say that one might just might just be like, I don't know, maybe two and a half three. I was gonna say to you
Unknown Speaker 34:34
it's it's kind of
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fun but murder shows makes it kinda like do you
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know?
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This one is a sweatshirt and this is written on the back and like a green.
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Kind of like 60s hippie looking font. Okay.
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Choke
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me like Bundy Oh no, no no no no me like Dover.
Unknown Speaker 35:05
That is 10,000 Skulls out of five on the Cringer meter that made my stomach turn like that's yeah, that's off the charts. Cringe that's. It's that cute to light.
Unknown Speaker 35:19
Now No, I hate it. I hate it. And I hate because I feel like sometimes people lump me into people because they're like, Oh, you liked your crime? Isn't it like a mess? But I'm like, I'm not like idolizing these people not like putting posters on my wall and being like, Yo, Herc and Gerken in the fucking afternoon.
Unknown Speaker 35:41
So how many schools do you give that one out of five? Ah, it's off the charts. I can't even like that one just doesn't stop going.
Unknown Speaker 35:53
So this one, it's another black shirt. There's like text on the half of it. And then the other half is another skeleton with like, flowers coming out of the ribs. Beautiful.
Unknown Speaker 36:08
Life and death and you know, it's just like, yeah, Dave.
Unknown Speaker 36:13
I, people need to start appreciating the effort I put into not being a serial killer.
Unknown Speaker 36:22
I just don't even want to talk after the
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like, like a four day for like, Oh, I was gonna say like 20
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I mean, yeah, I was gonna say five bowls. Like I feel like if you have more shirts, I need to reserve I mean, I'll give it a five. Yeah, you can do unlimited schools. So Oh, no, it's gonna be like this. That's probably the same person that's like, don't talk to me after I've before I've had my coffee or like, like, mommy's mommy juice cup. Like a line
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that says mommy juice Mommy needs to watch her murder shows. Okay, man, I wouldn't do that on the podcast sometimes to like merch that's just like for alcoholics.
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And they like alcoholism cute.
Unknown Speaker 37:19
You speaking of that reminds me of like a I cannot remember what this channel is called. But it's basically like this dad and his very little son and they're just all the videos are about his dad drinking alcohol basically. Because the sons like your dad do you want like this string? Can you? It's jokes about how much the dad drinks.
Unknown Speaker 37:41
He drinks so much the sun understands all these alcohol. I mean, I know it's all staged and stuff but still really cringey maybe I can find some of those for future. Please do. So this one I thought we could get it for as a gift for someone we know. It's a pink shirt. And it has cut out letters like a ransom note. This Barbie as a murderer
Unknown Speaker 38:08
says crochet and true crime and we can get that for crochet Debbie. Yes. You should be glad we did not murder Yeah, it was hard. But crochet so I don't kill you.
Unknown Speaker 38:24
I have a couple baby products. Okay. Oh no onesies. God, why is this even a fucking category?
Unknown Speaker 38:33
I am not sure. This one is cringy but then somebody was talking about it and it gets more cringy and the more you think about it, it's kind of like a
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like tie dye but it's like gray and white and black.
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I feel like that doesn't
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Okay, got I was like that sounds like a color palette of a crunchy mom. Like, but okay, but yeah.
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Yeah. It says C is for Charlie, and it has a little outline and Charles Manson. And the person that made this video was like, even more weird that it's a baby onesie and the Manson's killed a pregnant woman. Yeah, that's
Unknown Speaker 39:20
pretty. Got Can you imagine what that nursery looks like? It just has like that same stuff they wrote on the wall and then I can't remember what they wrote on the walls. Was it something about pigs pigs? Yeah. And then they have all of Charles Manson's like deep cut, but it's like a lullaby version
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of a vegan Beach Boys.
Unknown Speaker 39:43
That's such a crazy wild thing to me. I guess for those who don't know he was like friends with one of the Beach Boys and they didn't they like do like a little some songs together not not on like a beach boy album or anything but they I think they like jam together and stuff.
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I'm so weird. So we're so weird.
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We have oh, how many skulls? Did you Oh, that one? Oh, it's since it involves a child.
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This is like worse than any album to me. Yeah, like
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so yeah, I'm sorry to give so many off the chart rating this way so often.
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This next one is a red little onesie. And it has a little drawing of Ted Bundy. And it says Lady Killer. No.
Unknown Speaker 40:38
I just like how are people making these And who the fuck is buying these? Oh, I think I have I have prices on these to the Charles Manson children's onesie. I can't believe what's a fucking sentence was
Unknown Speaker 40:55
that one was $27 my god, the lady killer one is 2195 I'm stuck on it. See, I guess I was thinking it would be between like the 18 to $25 range, but it's still kind of. I don't know. I don't like it.
Unknown Speaker 41:13
God either. Now, I'm just I don't know. I keep thinking about the Night Stalker, but I just like
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I can't imagine there'd be like a baby onesie. That's like I'm a little Night Stalker.
Unknown Speaker 41:29
So what did you think of those shirts? Um, I hate them.
Unknown Speaker 41:35
They makes me want to throw away the true crime shirts that I have.
Unknown Speaker 41:40
They're not like bad though. It's not like one of the ones from the Museum of death. And it just has like drawings of like different serial killers on it. Oh, and then I have. Well, this one's technically not a serial killer shirt. It's Church of misery, which is a band songs about serial killers. Yeah, but their logo thing is Pogo the Clown. But it was a little cringy. I wore that shirt to a restaurant one time and the waitress was like, oh my god, like, friends. We love to crime and we're just so weird about it and blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, Oh my god. Shut the fuck up.
Unknown Speaker 42:23
Yeah.
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Yeah, so I was just kind of like, I don't really want to talk. Like, I know I'm wearing the shirt. So I guess I kind of prompted it. But like it was a band t shirt, but I can say I was taken as that. But a lot of times I don't really like to wear T shirts in public that will start a conversation. Yeah. So yeah.
Unknown Speaker 42:49
Oh, I have something that's maybe a little too dark cringe. Well, I guess I'll share it real quick. Yeah.
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So apparently trigger warnings we need to say
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any more than we know.
Unknown Speaker 43:05
There are apparently fans of the Columbine shooters that call themselves Columbine owners. Oh, no. And I was looking on Tik Tok for true crime cringe stuff, because I was like, if it's anywhere, it'll be on Tiktok. And then I got this video that popped up. And it said 10 years ago, I was a column biner. To everyone who found girls over the shooters, I promise you will look back at everything you posted and be so embarrassed. And so I had to google column binary because I'm like, I'm sure that's what I think it is that you're getting column by owners do. Yeah. So that's disgusting. Then I have some comments from that video, because some of them are just awful.
Unknown Speaker 43:55
So somebody named Eva says, me now with a tattoo of Dylan after only a year of being a column Beiner and then three laughing on my verges. So who is the tattoo artists that agreed to do that like
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to I was, I mean, most tattoo artists will have kind of like a code of ethics where they don't do certain things.
Unknown Speaker 44:25
You know, like, symbols and Yeah, but I'm like, who did that? And also, I feel like whoever did it is probably not a good artist, because they'll just do anything that walks in the door. So yeah, there's probably shitty, actually, you know what, I'm going to try to find some pictures of shit like
Unknown Speaker 44:45
yeah, I hope I hope that tattoo looks like shit. I really do. Or maybe the tattoo artists like, you know, the person was so pushy. And the tattoo artists was like, fine, but I'm gonna make it bad on purpose. I tell them that would be a good kind of feels like a compromise but
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It now now.
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Somebody else in the comment said no, just no. Love them since I was 13 still love them. I'm 20 now. So the emoji weights the love on 20 Wait, she's
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13 So she's loved them for seven years.
Unknown Speaker 45:22
Don't tell me what we'll be. Okay, wait until you get like 2630 ish and she'll be like
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hopefully I mean yeah
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I feel like that's not just a normal like weird kids and
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I did have a relative of mine that was like
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her wasn't MySpace or Facebook by I think was her MySpace bio. You know how it has like heroes a hero section or whatever it was every serial killer in America
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likes true crime. Oh.
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This was my favorite comment from the video. It says Can a dude be a column binary and not be gay? And then that emoji?
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That is that
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emoji with the eyes or
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blushing the flesh?
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Like I don't care if it says iron.
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Fence Did you whip a shitty?
Unknown Speaker 46:38
Man were rumors about the two dudes whip and fatties on a trailer? Oh, I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't like doubt it though. I didn't really know like all that much about them and, and stuff. I kind of feel like I'm just like, Oh, they're just loser boys. So? Yeah, it's gonna cringe on anything.
Unknown Speaker 47:03
Um, yeah, that's, um, I almost want to see how far down that rabbit hole goes. But I also feel like it's gonna make me throw up. It's gonna put you on an FBI watch list.
Unknown Speaker 47:15
Yeah, I need to set up like five five VPN?
Unknown Speaker 47:19
Um, I are. I'm not too familiar with this. I would like to revisit another time though. But are you familiar with any of the I guess I'll I don't really know what to refer to the mouse.
Unknown Speaker 47:34
Herb Heemeyer supporters or whatever the Killdozer guy. Oh, little bit. Yeah. Cuz I I did like a
Unknown Speaker 47:46
whole research thing on on the Killdozer thing, and we'll eventually get to it.
Unknown Speaker 47:53
But
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yeah, there was just so many people that was like, he did nothing wrong. Like the government was like, bulked up. And it's like, dude, the government tried to work with him like, like, he just didn't sign a check correctly or something in there. Like we just need Just sign here. And then he was just like a bitch boy about it. And I mean, so much stupid stuff. As someone who typically does not trust government entities, um, like, yeah, you definitely have a right to be pissed about certain things, but like, how are people saying that he's not doing anything wrong when he like built a death machine and like mowed? Bunch of stuff destroyed local businesses and stuff. That's just like, You're being a gigantic man, baby.
Unknown Speaker 48:41
He's lost right in there with our man. Baby Boy cringe. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, we'll definitely revisit that one day because there's lots of good little, little cringe nuggets somewhere, but it's, uh, it's good. Um, but yeah, that was the that was our little true cringe episode. I guess. I liked the true cringe segment. I think that'll be a good one to revisit because I feel like I probably have some other T shirts picture saved. Kind of like saving them. But now that we have a little segment we can just pop in every now and then. Yeah, yeah. weird shit that we find. Yeah. And I know a lot of our listeners might be like, might not be true crime people.
Unknown Speaker 49:32
Hopefully you're still cool with the segments. We try. I feel like we tried to just pull all the cringy stuff out of it. So hopefully that just kind of is a nice little compromise. Yes, it will say my favorite one ever was the man that took his girlfriend out into the desert to try to have sex with
Unknown Speaker 49:53
the most ridiculous didn't even get laid You go girl. Yeah, good for her. Fucking
Unknown Speaker 50:00
Yeah, fuck that guy. I mean, don't fuck that guy. But you know, um, but yeah, I feel like I will always just have a
Unknown Speaker 50:11
spot in my heart for true crime. I know that sounds weird, but I think I mentioned on one of the other episodes that
Unknown Speaker 50:20
I just grew up with it, though. Like I had my little Elementary School drawing that was like my mom gets mad if I if I turn off
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cord TV, so it's just
Unknown Speaker 50:32
it's just become a comfort thing for me. Yeah, my mom watched like, I the or whatever. A lot. Because we like true crime comfy clothes.
Unknown Speaker 50:46
And listeners, these should be so glad we've held back on murdering you guys like you don't even know.
Unknown Speaker 50:56
Yeah, um,
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if there's anything that you guys would like us to do a write up on, just let us know. Oh yeah, we love some topics that you're interested in hearing about. Or if there's any
Unknown Speaker 51:11
serial killers that you know about that you want us to dig up cringe on to just embarrass them and laugh at them because they're stupid. Bitch idiot. Do do poopoo heads. Yeah, I'm all game for shitting on them, you know within cities all over them with machetes.
Unknown Speaker 51:27
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Unknown Speaker 51:44
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