Alyssa opens with a couple of odd commercials. You’ll look at your family a little differently after these! She then gathers us round the fire for another memory loss holiday movie time with Second Chance Christmas!! Jamie rounds it out with some New Years traditions from around the world. See you in 2024, Fatheads!
Alyssa opens with a couple of odd commercials. You’ll look at your family a little differently after these! She then gathers us round the fire for another memory loss holiday movie time with Second Chance Christmas!! Jamie rounds it out with some New Years traditions from around the world. See you in 2024, Fatheads!
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[Folgers Commercial](https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?si=jTTWa_Mn2h-LSGGX)
[Edible Arrangements Commercial](https://youtu.be/d1rWequnXps?si=ZGH_dD3aunpHZDx_)
[Dolly Parton at the Cowboys Game](https://youtu.be/sFE6SNXoZuE?si=rzUHEkF-IJ7uNOsT)
Speaker 1 0:00
Jamie I have a commercial that I'd like you to see
Speaker 2 0:06
(Edible arrangements commercial) Our family history results are in my great great grandfather came through Ellis Island my two there
Speaker 2 0:39
and to think that we were told that the incest jokes were inappropriate
Speaker 2 0:50
that's a good wow I didn't mean to bring drama into it I'm just a
Speaker 1 0:56
little backstory- I accidentally made an insert stroke and improv. I wish I could claim it because it was pretty funny but it was an accident. And I got a talking to but yeah, that's on fucking TV. Yeah, and says jokes.
Speaker 2 1:10
incest is in kidding.
Speaker 1 1:13
Joe. Here on nervous I'm your host Jamie. I'm your host Alyssa are we related? I don't know our middle names are boo loons a thing that people in the comments with that video we're talking about? Have you ever seen the Folgers commercial where it seems like the brother and sister one? I don't it's nothing inherently wrong with the commercial but it's a brother coming home for the holidays and his sister's really excited and they just have this like weird tension that you're like what the fuck is happening? Do you want to see it sure reaction
Speaker 2 2:01
does the song go the best part of waking up as a sister you can fuck
Speaker 1 2:12
is a sister you can either and sister think they embrace in a way that was fucked up and SNL definitely made fun of it
Speaker 2 2:34
must have the wrong house they waited up all night long way from West Africa. Hurry your coffee
Unknown Speaker 2:51
by yourself before away
Unknown Speaker 3:02
What are you doing? Here my present this year
Speaker 2 3:15
maybe even they were told to act like a couple in that and then they decided to just change the narrative last minute. I don't know it says feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 3:24
She puts a bow on her brother and she's like you're my president this year sexy bro. It's not as bad as I remembered honestly. But it is still quite weird.
Unknown Speaker 3:34
Welcome home, bro. What
Speaker 1 3:36
are you doing? from West Africa? Just a weird detail.
Speaker 2 3:40
Yeah. West Africa is a far away from home. I'm speaking of presence. It's
Unknown Speaker 3:48
time for my president. It's
Speaker 2 3:49
time for his brother. And Alyssa gave me a very incredible awesome Christmas gift. We just didn't do it on the podcast. I wanted to give her this one part on the podcast because I think it'd be good so close. You're close. Your little eyes are closed.
Speaker 1 4:05
Are you gonna put a bow on my chest and say that you're present this year?
Unknown Speaker 4:13
On the table next to you you can open
Unknown Speaker 4:30
let's see if we can see the nipple. Jamie so great. I can't wait.
Unknown Speaker 4:42
Yeah, I was like it man. I just have to get that for there's no way I can't Oh
Speaker 1 4:45
my goodness. Yes. If you don't know what the fuck we're talking about. We went to a little event and I was drunk and thought this Dolly Parton ornament with a lot of boobs was Elsa
Speaker 2 5:03
And now it can go on your roll. It has a little thing like you can hang it on the tree if you want, but I feel like
Speaker 1 5:10
it is a year round for sure. But she'll go on the tree for now. Oh, we haven't looked up her dress was trying to pull it down but see Oh, her little shirt like covers her vagina. We're not perverts despite adults vagina and nipples. We're not. Thanks so much. You know, she could make her. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 5:40
wish she could kind of bend and stuff. Maybe you can work her out. I don't I don't know. Oh
Unknown Speaker 5:53
don't leave at home
Speaker 1 6:05
thank you so much. That was yes. beautiful gift. And
Speaker 2 6:09
I think even between the time of that event, she had her little sexy. Hot. Oh, yeah. Super Bowl show boys. Whatever. Cowboys. Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't even think the Super Bowl happened yet.
Speaker 1 6:23
We did it. It happened in like February, I think is when
Speaker 2 6:26
they do Okay, so it's gonna be happening. Oh, okay. Cool. It
Speaker 1 6:30
was such a great surprise because football was on at my sister's and I had no idea that she was going to do that. And then she came on doing her Salvation Army commercial. And then I was like, holy shit. She's performing my path. But it's really heartfelt. Oh, well, I have a present for you. That's not tangible, but you can hold it in your heart. And that's another Christmas movie.
Unknown Speaker 6:59
Oh, that's what's called hold it in your heart. No.
Speaker 1 7:03
I was just saying you can hold the memory of it in your heart. So it's a made for TV movie. already off to a good start. It's your second chance Christmas from the year 2017. on IMDb people gave it 5.6 out of 10 stars. So it's kind of in a territory. The description of it is a woman's husband uses her memory loss as a chance to make her fall in love with him again at Christmas. So pretty much exactly like maybe I did last year. Okay, but yeah, these are kind of well known name people ish. The husband in the movie. His name is his real name is Toki Jones Tilke. Itoki. Yeah. So I
Unknown Speaker 7:58
had like Teddy,
Speaker 1 8:01
Teddy. G watched the movie with me again. And so we were just like, What the fuck Toki but he was on One Tree Hill, which I know is popular with girls of our age. I've never watched it. I remember seeing ads for it. But I think it was kind of like a soap opera ish type thing like
Unknown Speaker 8:23
for teenagers. Yeah.
Speaker 1 8:27
He's also in two other Christmas movies, which we'll have to check out. Christmas boy over here Christmas boy and there's also a Christmas girl. The wife in the movie, her real name is Katrina. Begin. beggin.
Unknown Speaker 8:45
beggin ve g i
Speaker 1 8:47
n again. Ve T. im B is on boy. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 8:54
yeah, I guess begin.
Speaker 1 8:56
Yeah, began it was one of those words that I'm like, I'll never confidently know, spelling. She hasn't been in anything notable at all. But she's done another Christmas movie called Christmas break in which I actually kind of want to watch. It's about a young girl that gets snowed into her school. There's a blizzard. And then these bad guys end up break again. So it kind of sounds like maybe home alone and a school shooting like made for TV movies. Oh my be sounds very American. Yeah. So our movie opens up with Caroline. She is a party planner, and we're seeing the first event that she's ever planned. It's a beautiful Christmas party. There's all these balloons floating in the air. But someone has made a little scavenger hunt for her and drawn these goofy Be looking dinosaurs on the balloons, which I would be fucking pissed if I like a nice party that I spent time on and some random Jackass like scribbled on the balloons. I'd be like, the fuck it was. Yeah. But for whatever reason, she's like, Oh, this is cute. And then she follows the balloons. And then the last ones like, well, you dance with me. So she turns around and it's a guy in a T Rex costume. Or boy Tokina T Rex costume. They dance we find out that he's a friend of like a friend of a friend. And he just happens to be at this party and think she's hot. So he crashing? Yeah. Then they kiss under the mistletoe. It goes to a year forward in time. And they're having Christmas together. He has a ring for her. And she has a puppy for him. Oh, and she like makes it sound like she's pregnant. But that's a puppy. Yeah, so then they get married. And we fast forward to present day which was five years later. We go back to Caroline now she's a successful party planning business boss babe. Hell yeah. She has an assistant. She's kind of a bitch to him. She's like I'm leaving early today. I have stuff to do. And I can't talk to you about it. But we see this pile of papers and it just says in hilariously large letters on my top like divorce divorce picture for the podcast. But yeah, it's just divorce papers or just divorce. I don't remember exactly. It says something with divorce. And then it has like those little like scales of justice on it. Fucking legitimate paperwork is official business. So she comes home to a filthy as house. And Jack who was her now husband loves guy at the party. He's on the couch playing video games, typical typical. They find out about the house being messy. And you can tell she's just like fucking over it. And then the dog that she got is still there and his kind of like talking to her on behalf of him and the dog. And he's like, we missed you. And we miss when you didn't think you were better than us. Like you think you're better than me and our dog. Because you're a business woman business lady. She's mad because after the party, he became an illustrator with those little shitty things. He was drawn on the balloons and our children's book illustrator. For some reason, he like got an offer to publish that children's book with the New York Times. really random, but he turned it down. So that's been like a point of contention and marriage, and he just hasn't really done anything. And he's a fucking slob.
Speaker 2 13:23
So she's like, you don't make money. And he's like, I just want to do what makes me happy. Even if I don't make money and just excited games, which costs money because power and yeah, yeah. Cool. Cool guy.
Speaker 1 13:37
Yeah, they're both pretty cool. So Caroline, I guess she knows that he's not gonna sign the divorce papers. So she just decides to fucking trick him. Oh, so she had opened up a piece of mail earlier. And that was a vet bill. And for some reason, there's a thing on the bottom for you to sign the vet bill, which I've I don't know if I've ever had, I don't think I have happy to either. I think they like if you're getting a bunch of stuff done. They'll kind of give you a preview and be like, Oh, this is gonna be 10 zillion dollars. And then you say, yes.
Speaker 2 14:16
I think that's just the movie being like, we want you to look at this paper and we need to get to look at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1 14:22
so she's like, about to leave the house. She saw past and she's like, just sign this vet paperwork for me. And he was like, fine. And so he signs it and then she stormed out the door. And then he looks over on the messy ass table and it's the vet bill that hasn't been signed. So he's like, fuck, and then it cuts to her outside. She just gets hit by a fucking car.
Speaker 2 14:55
Just like Regina George. Fucking up
Speaker 1 14:59
ish. She gets hit and then there's like all these people around. And then the divorce papers are like under and then he walks up and sees her body in the papers. And he's like, Oh my god, he realizes what happened.
Speaker 2 15:21
I just like the I want to see a shot where like our heads on the paper, like her minds on divorce. Yeah, I'm looking at tapping hearts.
Speaker 1 15:31
Yeah, I'll go back to those because I tried to Google them. But apparently this movie is just not popular enough. Yeah. To go back through. What do you think so far about the movie?
Unknown Speaker 15:45
Um, I think it's, I think it's good. I think it's set up a lot of
Speaker 2 15:53
relationships that we can try to remember with her amnesia being gone, I guess. I don't know. The guy seems kind of like a loser. Yeah.
Speaker 1 16:06
At one point when she's having him sign the divorce papers, and she was like, both of these people fucking suck. Which they do like at the beginning, I'm like, okay, neither these peoples appear to be likable, or, ya know, they're both common jackasses. So,
Speaker 2 16:29
I assume they're going to technically not be divorced. Yes. Okay. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 16:34
I'll get into that.
Speaker 2 16:35
He's going to take all the pet papers and shred them. And she's not going to remember because she has amnesia, close
Speaker 1 16:40
close the divorce papers, they don't get shredded at all.
Unknown Speaker 16:45
So
Speaker 1 16:48
she wakes up in a beautifully decorated Christmas decorated hospital room, which we also saw in the Lindsay Lohan movie last year. You know, kind of like a staple for her Christmas amnesia movies. I think I may just do a Christmas amnesia movie every year. I mean, it's weird that there's more than one. So there must be more than this. And I
Unknown Speaker 17:13
know you like love a good
Speaker 1 17:18
idea. It's perfect. It's one of my favorite aspects of storytelling, for sure. So she wakes up in the room, she doesn't realize that she's married. The doctor says she has retrograde amnesia, which means you can remember some things but you'll forget other things. And then the doctor asks other marriages kind of implying that like it might be fucked up and her brain is just blocking it out. Oh, and the doctors tells them you know, let her remember for herself don't upset her. So Jack's like,
Unknown Speaker 17:54
hurting the whole.
Speaker 1 17:57
I didn't think about it that way. But I guess she could have turned into a whole Yeah. So Caroline's parents come up to the hospital room. And then they just like, fucking form and Alliance. Because the parents know that she had been talking about divorcing hell. So they both decide just to not tell her about the divorce. Oh, okay. And yeah, they're like, we're just not going to talk to her about it and see what happens. And Jack is like, I want to rebuild happy memories. So his lazy ass basically sees this as a way to get around the divorce and still have his wife even though Okay, he's just a lazy piece of shit. Basically.
Speaker 2 18:48
They also decided sounds like something a lazy piece of shit would do.
Speaker 1 18:53
Yeah. So they like we're just not going to tell her and they also decided to not tell her about her business. Because Okay, she's a workaholic and they think it's going to stress her out. So they decide you're happily married and you're just a stay or wife I guess.
Speaker 2 19:13
And the business is just gonna run until the ground Yeah, it'll just fucking crash or bankrupt or I don't know. I don't know what happens to businesses when people just say whatever.
Speaker 1 19:22
Yeah, but what her family says this is a co a kind of float. A direct quote. Only happy memories past this door.
Unknown Speaker 19:39
That sounds like something that would be in a love love love home.
Speaker 1 19:44
Yeah, we need to paint that on a fucking board. Dolly agrees to Alyssa. Jack things down the Elsa boo.
Speaker 2 19:59
That is gonna be She doesn't need to just like sit on your shoulder and give you advice. Yeah.
Speaker 1 20:04
She's gonna be the angel and devil on my shoulder. Now, what
Speaker 2 20:09
would Jesus do? What would Jesus do Alyssa.
Speaker 1 20:13
That's the only problem with it being Dolly. She would probably offer some religious advice, but like my last
Unknown Speaker 20:20
therapist, hey, oh, shoot.
Speaker 1 20:24
But this is Dolly Elsa with tips. So it was just kind of a different a
Unknown Speaker 20:28
little more like magical. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 20:32
Sit down there. And let's see. So the doctors ask Caroline if she wants to go home with her parents or with Jack. She chooses Jack. And then here in my notes, I don't know why I wrote this, but I wrote shiddhi any version of Dane Cook? I guess it was saying that maybe Jack reminded me of a shitty version of Dane. That was on there, but I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 21:03
What happened to titty milk? Toki
Speaker 1 21:07
Toki is Jack. Oh shit. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Oh, yeah. Toki is a boy who plays Jack. Oh, okay. Caroline is the wife. Okay, I guess Toki does kind of sound like a girl's name, doesn't it? No, I
Speaker 2 21:21
just I didn't know. Um, Toki and Jack are the same. Oh, I
Speaker 1 21:24
see. Yeah, sorry. I didn't explain that. Well, but Toki Jones plays Jack.
Speaker 2 21:29
Oh, that's the actor's name. Yeah, God, I'm stupid. Okay, gotcha. Gotcha.
Speaker 1 21:34
I was thinking to leave information at you really quickly. No, I
Speaker 2 21:38
think I just can't believe what's like a real person's name.
Speaker 1 21:41
I know. Well, I was like, he wasn't One Tree Hill. And then there was there was this I shouldn't have had this much coffee. So they go home the house is a fucking mess. He tells Jack tells Caroline that they both they don't mind messes because it's, it's you're just live in and it gets messed up anyway, which is a fucking lie. Because we know that she gets mad about the messy house every day. So he's a fucking liar. Man, he's,
Speaker 2 22:16
I don't like him. I just use this as an opportunity to just force my life to be how I want it to be regardless of what other people it's kind of
Speaker 1 22:27
giving livre King vibes in a way just like wife object. She I kind of birdie feelings no matter.
Speaker 2 22:35
He's like, thanks. God heard fucking memories gone because I can control her. He's, you know, her bitch
Speaker 1 22:43
quality's gotten off. That's basically what you think.
Speaker 2 22:48
Honey, that car hit the bed chatter. Yeah, that's all I can say.
Speaker 1 22:58
She acts asks him why she's not wearing a wedding ring because they're married. And he lies and says that she's getting it clean. Even though she had not been wearing it previously. She was just fucking done. He tells her he loves her. And she says please don't say that to me. Oh, oh. So he shows her to her room because they don't even share a room anymore. It looks like a pretty small house. And she sleeps in the bedroom and he sleeps on the couch every night. And childhood coming back. Good thing you'll have kids some fucked up shit. She's like, Well, why aren't your clothes in here? And he's just like, makes up some stupid excuse. But in reality, His clothes are basic basically piled in the corner of the living room. Like he has this basically little nest like the couch. And then all of his shit. And it just I can imagine it smells awful. Oh, yeah. A lazy guy just laying on the couch all day and there's like takeout containers all around them and dirty clothes is probably an odor. Yeah. He makes up some excuse why they don't share room. It was so bad. I don't remember what it was like
Unknown Speaker 24:22
I wanted to camp in the live.
Unknown Speaker 24:27
Demo spot. I'm
Speaker 2 24:27
preparing for my camping expedition in Alaska, just some wild
Speaker 1 24:36
it shows her staring in the mirror. And she says who are you Caroline may Harken would be something like I love a mirror monologue as well. Who are you? Who am I? Am I it's Christmas and I'm so confused. Because I have amnesia. I like
Speaker 2 25:00
a good old Mulan. Who is that girl I see. staring straight back at me. Good old Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 1 25:11
Oh, that was her. So they try to get back into doing like normal couple of things. But what we find out is they just basically hadn't been spinning anytime together, but he's just trying to lie and say they were. So he has them go to trivia night with a nother couple. Okay, is that almost
Speaker 2 25:35
douchey to bring someone with amnesia to a trivia?
Speaker 1 25:40
Like, what the thank you for pointing that out. Yeah, she's like, I can't remember who I am. Why are you taking me but it's funny because she actually like kicks everybody's asses. Okay, yeah. So the couple that they play with, is the husband and wife. And the wife is actually her childhood friend named Harry, who she remembers her. Yes. She remembers her. And she's like, the godmother to her kids. She remembers that. And they're all just kind of like lying and being like, yeah, we always do trivia and then it comes out that they haven't done it for six months. I just
Unknown Speaker 26:22
everybody like does
Unknown Speaker 26:24
that word with lying? It's so
Speaker 2 26:29
weird. Like, I mean, I get that they're not supposed to upset her or whatever. But I mean,
Speaker 1 26:34
yeah, gonna be fucking pissed. And she learns that her whole life has been a lie. But they're making up. And then when she's sitting at the bar, she's looking around the room and she starts talking about where you can get the chairs in the bar like from this supplier and like this supplier has good beer. And she goes into like party planning mode, and she doesn't know why the fuck she knows that. And then everybody at the table is like yeah, that's weird. I don't know. I don't know why you
Unknown Speaker 27:12
were like, Shut up on Tell her. Tell her she's a successful businesswoman.
Speaker 1 27:19
Yeah, just stuffer in the house. So they're back at home. She kind of starts getting some memories back. She finds her wedding rings in a pill bottle, which Jack had said they were off getting cleaned. But yeah, she takes them out of the pill bottle and says to herself like these aren't getting cleaned like third dirty like they haven't been worn.
Unknown Speaker 27:46
Kinda like this about Bill hasn't been signed.
Unknown Speaker 27:54
And then the next scene made me laugh.
Unknown Speaker 27:58
I guess I don't feel as bad she fucking lied to him to get him to sign the
Speaker 1 28:02
fuck both these piece of shits. Yeah, but Jack's force. The next scene is funny cuz she's getting ready to go to her parents house. And Jack comes in to the kitchen and he's like, oh, yeah, you're a great cook. And what she's cooking is a fucking one of those round jello molds. Throwing mini marshmallows.
Speaker 1 28:34
So then they take the jello mold to her parents and then her mom again. It's like, Oh, you're such a great cook. And also such a great housekeeper. Jack's like No, like I told her that she you know, he does like a thing. And then Caroline leaves the room. Oh, yeah. I
Unknown Speaker 28:53
told her that. We didn't want to clean the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1 28:55
so she pretends to leave the room. But she's listening to them. She kind of like piece her head around. And Jack's telling the mom like hey, we need to keep our story straight.
Unknown Speaker 29:05
Oh, God. That's terrifying. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 29:12
can you imagine someone doing that to you?
Speaker 2 29:14
I feel like at that point, I would just sneak out of the window and just never look back. You know?
Speaker 1 29:21
Start a new one be like Dexter. That should have been the end of the movie is just her like on the ocean sitting there. She's like in her own little lumberjack cabin on a spoiler for the 2009 show Dexter. Sorry,
Unknown Speaker 29:39
everybody. It may be older than that. I have no idea. Yeah, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 29:52
Oh, so they're back at home. She finds her work phone that Jack has hidden and do you want to guess where he just hidden it
Unknown Speaker 30:03
in the back of the toilet,
Speaker 1 30:06
I would just in her dresser he hid her work phone and her dresser in her room.
Speaker 2 30:14
Of course you'll never look through her things to try to figure out she is
Speaker 1 30:17
get some fucking pajama pants will never open that drawer like an ad so he's sleazy and an idiot so she looks through her phone, she's seeing work emails, she decides to sneak off to work. And she finds her assistant there and they're talking and he can tell that she's different because she's kinder and whatever. And he says a fun little line amnesia is for real hmm
Unknown Speaker 30:56
Joe Biden sounds like something you would say
Speaker 1 31:04
what was it thing that we the things that he was like,
Unknown Speaker 31:09
man? It definitely is that
Unknown Speaker 31:14
what's the troops Real?
Unknown Speaker 31:16
Real
Speaker 1 31:20
so down Nisha is real man niches for real dog so she's just a nice personnel. I guess she was a total bitch before and she tells her assistant, you know, I'm really I really appreciate you if you can kind of teach me things and we'll work together. So she decided she was you know, going to work in secret because she can tell Jack's been fucked up.
Speaker 2 31:48
Do they have like, a fun little montage with her and her secretary like a little bit here to learn how to work again?
Speaker 1 31:54
Yeah. It's them like tying bows.
Speaker 2 31:59
can just find on it? What's that song that they usually play where montage was like it's a little bit after 12 It's a perfect day. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1 32:14
I totally forgot about both long. So she's, you know, starting to realize left and right. Everyone in her life was hiding stuff from her. She confronts her parents about it as like, What the hell is going on? And her dad gives her a little look into how she used to be a bitch. Basically like honey used to be a bitch. For the horse. For that car. Not gonna do this though. This is fucked up. So remember her friend Terry from trivia? Yes, she's the goddaughter. And yeah, so she fucking missed Terry's mom's funeral because of work. She's just such a workaholic that she couldn't take off to go to her like childhood best friends. mom's funeral. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2 33:11
I wouldn't either. But I'm also but Well, never mind. She's like, let her god daughter. Yeah. They're they're a lot closer than I. I guess I was kind of thinking when I said that. I promise I'm not necessarily. Wow. Yeah. Okay. There's one childhood friend that I would go to her mom's funeral. Only if she went to because I don't know if she would go to her mom. It depends.
Unknown Speaker 33:42
You're like, oh, either. Cool. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 33:44
I'm thinking too hard on this.
Unknown Speaker 33:48
I didn't put it in there to make you sound like a bad person.
Speaker 2 33:51
I was just thinking of just like little childhood friends. I had that. Like, I haven't talked to you since like elementary school. And I was like, I wouldn't go to their mom's funeral. But I forgot they go to trivia.
Speaker 1 34:02
Still friends. So she decides to call Terry and apologize until like, I'm sorry, it was such a bad person. Like, I don't know what happened. And then when she's talking to Terry, they're kind of analyzing Jack and deciding what to do about that situation. And he's listening at the door. Love listening at the door in this way. It's great. He knows they're onto him. Yeah, he knows. And then she says she's gonna move out. She's tired of his shit. Oh. So then a little while later, she decides to confront Jack. And she's like, Yeah, bitch, I've been fucking working. I found the cell phone that you hid in plain sight.
Unknown Speaker 34:49
So I found it in the back of the terminal. I got to go back. Why didn't he? I don't
Speaker 2 34:57
know. There's so many better places like he could have hit it or just like You know destroyed it or I don't like his
Speaker 1 35:03
fucking couch nest of Bo. No, not in her pajama drawer. Yeah. fucking dumbass. So she goes to stay with their parents for a little while. Time passes. He's like I've changed. And there's a little thing he has changed. Yeah, there's a month because there's a little montage of him like cleaning the house and like cooking a meal. It's a little bit
Speaker 2 35:40
say whatever. Her terrier doing the trying to get information on him or whatever it was on the site. Like, that's another month doesn't mean the full month.
Speaker 1 35:53
That would have made it better. Honestly. I'm making this movie. I mean, it's fun to talk about but in reality this movie was not good.
Speaker 2 36:03
Not even like a fun bad it was just like a there were definitely pieces that were fun, bad.
Speaker 1 36:10
But it's like it wasn't bad enough. Yeah, if you're gonna make a cheesy, stupid Christmas movie, you gotta go 200% In this movie. It just, it wasn't enough. Like, yeah, it didn't feel like amnesia
Unknown Speaker 36:27
is real hard.
Speaker 1 36:31
To get a clip for that. It was pretty bad. It was one of the highlights. And the divorce papers under her body on the ground. For sure. Dramatic
Unknown Speaker 36:43
and sad.
Speaker 1 36:48
So yeah, montage of him cleaning the house. He tells her he's sorry that he lied. Even though he's still lying. He's not gonna fucking tell her that he's probably lying about being sorry. Exactly. And lying about the fact that he's gonna keep the house clean. Because he's a fucking I don't know, rat. What are animals that have nests
Unknown Speaker 37:16
in our rats? Yeah, rats. Yeah.
Speaker 1 37:20
Oh, here's another point in my notes where I wrote something down and I don't know what I was referring to. I wrote dude looks like a killer. Which I guess I'm talking about him. But I wish
Unknown Speaker 37:35
Oh, Jack. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 37:39
Chunky Jack Jack. So I wish I knew. Why was that because I bet it was funny. He was probably doing something creepy. Looks like watching them through a window or something watching her and whatever. Yeah. So she moves back home. And they kiss under the mistletoe like they did for their first kiss. But she still doesn't remember the fucking divorce papers. But they're like pretty much getting back together. Like how they were living in slop. Well, they haven't gotten back to the slop yet, but give it time. I'm sure he will. Oh, and then there is a fun holiday montage of Christmas happiness. Oh Christmas Christmas
Speaker 2 38:30
coming in my way. I don't know.
Speaker 1 38:37
So they have all that fun happiness. It's Christmas Eve he's gonna go out and get them some lattes Oh, and she's kind of finishing up stuff from there we get hit by a car. Oh god I wish that would be amazing that she's doing their Christmas Eve preparations. Oh, she had told him earlier like I really do love you. I want to have kids like we're gonna build a great life together.
Unknown Speaker 39:10
He was gonna tell it you're not a bit
Speaker 1 39:13
or knock the bed garbage me. And then Jack was going to tell her about everything but he fucking like got hit by a car now.
Speaker 2 39:26
Just think like he gets hit by a car then he gets amnesia then they work on the relationship then she gets hit again. She gets amnesia and it's just a repetitive cycle of them both getting
Speaker 1 39:37
that would be great or if they made a second chance Christmas to and it was him getting a
Unknown Speaker 39:44
chance and Christmas and fourth chance to many chances Chris.
Speaker 1 39:53
By the time you have adult children and will be like 25th Chance Christmas. Like chill trim. This is a time honored tradition that I'm passing them to you and they will push
Speaker 2 40:05
her out. Push the child out into the streets and get his
Speaker 1 40:11
little kids chance extravaganza comedy car he's getting their lattes. She's looking for scissors to finish wrapping a gift. So she's looking around on the desk of little Dum Dum, who hasn't like, organized his fucking desk all the way. And guess what she finds? divorce paper divorce.
Unknown Speaker 40:42
It was like the big font on it to
Speaker 1 40:46
just like what? And then there's a little montage of memories that she's had so far. Like her putting her wedding rings in the pill bottle. Her getting the divorce papers a little
Unknown Speaker 40:58
bit after divorce papers. thing get hit by a car
Speaker 1 41:14
divorce montage. Yeah, so she has a fucking divorce montage. And she gets fucking pissed. So she waits for Jack to come back and then you know, he's like
Speaker 1 41:30
it's about to happen. And she tells him he tricked me into loving you. And he says, You tricked me into signing divorce papers. So yeah, they both fucking suck. Like
Unknown Speaker 41:44
they have a lot of problems.
Speaker 1 41:49
Constantly more problems just piling the fuck on. So again, she moves back to her parents house. I feel like also there needs to be moving montages going from their house or parents house. So she's living with her parents. And then one night Scotty the little dog? Oh, I totally forgot about to
Speaker 2 42:16
see come out with the her rings like tight on his collar.
Speaker 1 42:19
He's wearing a little backpack. Oh, in the backpack. There's divorced.
Unknown Speaker 42:32
Sorry. No copies kicking in.
Speaker 1 42:37
That's perfect. That missed opportunity. Um, there's a little illustrated children's book in there that Jack Drew, of course, and it's called the girl who forgot Oh my god.
Speaker 2 42:51
And this is what you're gonna be like a New York Times bestseller. Blah, blah, blah. And now she can finally like not work and be a stay at home wife like he always wanted.
Speaker 1 43:01
Pretty much. Pretty much wrapped up the movie. I'm sorry. No, there's a couple things though. A couple things left. But yeah, that's essentially what happens. So this whole time she has been like watching their wedding video on her laptop. And then she gets a montage of memories
Unknown Speaker 43:28
I hate this fucking.
Speaker 1 43:31
So she like falls in love with him again. We were happy. Yeah. Before
Unknown Speaker 43:38
we learned more about each other. Yeah, before
Unknown Speaker 43:41
we realized are both total fucking dicks.
Unknown Speaker 43:45
They're made for each other. They really are.
Speaker 1 43:48
So she finally decides, I love him. And she's like, okay, we're really going to do at this time. Okay, then somehow I don't remember how the fuck this happens. She finds out that Jack is taking those signed divorce papers to the divorce attorney.
Speaker 2 44:09
I'll give her what she wants. Exactly. But yeah, she doesn't want him to do it. Of course. Okay, I see where this is going more. Okay, I'll shut up.
Speaker 1 44:24
You're gonna get something you want. So she gets in the car. She's rushing to make it to the lawyer's office and she's calling him like, Joe filed her paperwork. So she's driving and then she almost hits him with her car.
Unknown Speaker 44:39
Oh my god. Her opportunity really?
Speaker 1 44:47
Honestly, she should have so he's like, I wasn't gonna file the papers. I was just whatever. Fire I don't know. I'm just Toki Jake, check the fucking liar.
Unknown Speaker 45:04
Oh, I don't understand what he was doing when I
Speaker 1 45:07
don't fucking, it was not important enough to remember. So they have a little heart to heart. They fall in love again. So originally they got married on New Year's Day. So they decide to renew their vows on New Year's Day. He reveals that he has a publishing deal. I can't remember if it's the New York Times, but it's something like successful so she's happy. And then she does another little joke like she did at the beginning where she's going to tell them something and she makes it sound like she's pregnant. Oh, she's actually not she really pregnant. Remember what her reveal was? Obviously it wasn't that important. And then the movie ends.
Unknown Speaker 45:53
Perfect ending per
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minute, it's just a montage of credits.
Speaker 2 46:03
Well, that's um, I've honestly thought he was going to file the papers. And then they were going to get like married again or something and be like, yeah, do love each other. Whatever.
Unknown Speaker 46:15
That would be funny.
Speaker 2 46:18
Um, I almost want to watch it. But I don't want to because he said it's just not good. And I know enough about it.
Speaker 1 46:26
I felt like if we watched it together, maybe it would be fun or like if you watched it with Brandon, like, I did have fun watching it with chi. But yeah, to just like, watch it by yourself. No.
Speaker 2 46:38
Watch party kind of kind of do. I see? Yeah,
Speaker 1 46:42
it was. I guess I'm being a little harsh. It wasn't the worst thing. But compared to my Lindsay Lohan movie last year, and my Melissa Joan Hart movie the year before. It just really paled in comparison. Yeah,
Speaker 2 46:57
I mean, it's really missing that like celebrity factor. You know, I mean, that's a little harsh on Tokyo.
Speaker 1 47:04
I agree. We need like Paris Hilton or something. Do a Christmas, right. We need a teen icon from the late 90s. Early 2000s. To do Christmas. Maybe you're right. That is what's missing.
Unknown Speaker 47:17
We need who ever played Shawn hunter in Wayne's World?
Speaker 1 47:19
Oh my god. Shawn was so hot. Yeah, I've thought he was hot when I was when I was a child. I
Speaker 2 47:30
just can't talk now. He was so dry. Yeah, Cory was just like curly headed ugly fuck. Like, so we watched it? Not terribly long ago just like in the background for work and stuff and do eat fucking pisses me off. Yeah. Controlling Yeah. And I'm like paying if I can leave him. And I feel like, I'm like, Man, I wish I would have never watched the show when I was a kid because I feel like it made me stay in like bad relationships. It was like,
Unknown Speaker 48:03
trying to like shit because he loves Yeah,
Speaker 2 48:06
that other girl but he's loved you more when he thought about you after and felt bad? Like no, no, he learned a lesson. So yeah, my kids not gonna watch that show until they're like family matters only. matters only. Yeah, no. So what comes after Christmas? The new year. I just pulled together just a very short list of just some different kinds of traditions from around the world. Tell me Oh, Miss Dolly. Here you go. So in Denmark, they smashed plates on their neighbor's doors. Oh shit. I'm
Speaker 1 49:00
gonna go run up and throw a plate at Jason's door.
Speaker 2 49:03
Don't tell him why. Now. I assume it's probably like friends and stuff too. But the larger the pile the more friends and luck that you're supposed to have the next year so people to throw shade at your door.
Unknown Speaker 49:18
Interesting. Okay.
Speaker 2 49:22
And Ecuador. They make these little like effigies egg fro out of like notable figures so like, you know, celebrities, politicians, whatever. Make them out of clothes that are stuffed with like sawdust or whatever newspaper and they put a mask on it. So it is that celebrity as mentioned before. And then me snack Miss Dolly. I'm better see some fucking Dolly Parton. They had a specific name for them. But I did not write it down. I'm sorry I love okay it's such a downer No wonder they call you a dolly
Unknown Speaker 50:08
I love this so much thank you
Unknown Speaker 50:10
thank you again buckle are in and listen
Speaker 2 50:17
but so they take those effigies that they made and then they set them on fire at midnight. Oh which honestly sounds pretty fun
Speaker 1 50:24
okay burn like an Elon Musk or so. Yeah sounds nice Greg Abbott Yeah, yeah, burn the billionaires
Unknown Speaker 50:35
in Italy they throw furniture out of the window.
Speaker 1 50:38
Interesting. Sounds expensive maybe you get like Ikea furniture to do that with or something
Speaker 2 50:43
maybe it sounds like you know over the years since it's traditionally it kind of evolved into like smaller things softer things
Speaker 1 50:53
or maybe you have like a designated like New Year's chair that you repair throw again?
Speaker 2 50:59
Or just yeah some old piece of shit thing you need to get rid of. So yeah, just like Out with the old in with the new kind of deal. But yeah, I wrote down like I could just imagine if we did this on America, people would be like buying cars and shooting them through a window.
Unknown Speaker 51:18
Deliver King basically what he does is
Speaker 2 51:22
basically that um, and then the last one I have is in Greece, they hang onions on their front door is a symbol of rebirth and they wake their children up by tapping them on the head with an onion. I love that. Oh my god. Why go
Speaker 2 51:48
to be working on in five
Speaker 2 51:59
it's just a it's a little bit of for 12 or I'm getting frazzled now. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 52:10
New Year's montage. Oh, I do have a fun one that I know of. My friend cat is Bolivian. And one of their traditions is I believe it's like right at midnight. You take suitcases and you run down the street with them when it's supposed to bring you you know, like luck and travel and stuff.
Speaker 2 52:32
So there's like a bunch of people running around with luggage. Or, like kind of
Speaker 1 52:39
yeah, maybe it's just packed with people doing it because it's like her and her family did and if they're the only ones but yeah, I never thought about like a whole community doing it. They're like running
Unknown Speaker 52:50
out walking in their suitcase. Oh, I
Speaker 1 52:52
bet people get hit with cars and then they get amnesia. And then it's like Bolivians second chance. New Year's. Yeah, it's it's the way to start the new year fresh. Yes, like totally fresh. Yes.
Speaker 2 53:07
I think um, I read about another one, but I can't remember where it was. But it said that they plant a tree under a frozen lake. So it sounded like they took like a decorated Christmas tree and then they take it to the bottom of a frozen lake. But I couldn't I can't remember where it was. I don't know why I didn't make notes about it. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 53:33
I don't want to be in trouble. James. Don't worry. Okay, now. Just look him up. Boobies in your field.
Unknown Speaker 53:42
Thanks, Mama Dolly.
Speaker 1 53:44
You're welcome. Just so everyone knows she herself has been speaking directly into the
Unknown Speaker 53:49
microphone. Yeah, Alyssa is holding. And then she makes her look around a little old Dolly. I think
Speaker 1 54:02
I'm just gonna ask you now I don't mean to put you on the spot. But should we invite dolly Elsa to be our third co host?
Speaker 2 54:12
I think we should. I was gonna say we should make her the podcast. A mascot. Uh, well,
Speaker 1 54:17
thank you ladies so much. Very exposed breasts so very pleased. Well,
Speaker 2 54:28
as a new member the podcast Dolly, would you like to sing us one of your songs?
Unknown Speaker 54:32
Yes. Joe Lee. Jamie lane, Jamie Lynn Damon lane. Alyssa land beautiful dolly Elsa. Thank you. You
Unknown Speaker 54:53
Lynn girls are just the greatest. That was me. That wasn't Dolly. Just By the way I didn't know if our listeners want I got confused. True.
Speaker 1 55:06
Now we have three sexy lady podcasters here Well, thank you for listening to our holiday extravaganza. Thank you all so much. It was a delight Oh yeah, I guess before I forget we are probably going to take the first week of January off so it'll be a little bit before we have a new episode but we'll be back in January
Speaker 2 55:40
and we'll be putting a new trailer out oh yeah sometime during that so be getting
Speaker 1 55:45
a logo and some merch soon so be on the lookout for that
Unknown Speaker 55:49
your new is
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new US Yeah. Boobs to maybe
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new cowboy hats casting help me out dolly thank you for being a part of our podcast
Unknown Speaker 56:04
today. Well, thanks for having me Jamie lane. actually gets worse and worse.
Unknown Speaker 56:14
Well, um Yeah, it was great to have you here Dolly.
Speaker 1 56:16
Thanks for having me and Joe it all those montages?
Speaker 2 56:23
I'm glad you had a good time. What was your favorite part?
Speaker 1 56:28
I just liked hanging out with my best girlfriends and chatting and catching up with the girls thing in that perfect day Savile saying in the J Midlands
Speaker 2 56:43
well barley as a part of our things for you joining our podcast we would like to give you the middle name one ah.
Unknown Speaker 56:53
I always thought that was such a beautiful name. Okay, sorry keep going. With it it's a lot of fun well, do you mean improvise change? What are you saying? I
Speaker 2 57:15
meant installments of this new segment I
Unknown Speaker 57:21
am hosts now. Jamie so yeah,
Unknown Speaker 57:24
I need to make our tiny chair now.
Speaker 1 57:29
Tiny Mike. Well, um, don't forget to rate and review us if you can. That would be super helpful. Check out our Instagram. Laughter podcast.
Speaker 2 57:42
We have some other social medias. But we mainly use that. Yes.
Speaker 1 57:46
I don't remember the last time that I logged in to x, but oh, yeah, honestly, probably never will again. Yeah. Nope.
Speaker 2 57:58
Yeah, I haven't really looked at the Facebook stuff either. But every test Yeah. It's from Instagram. So just save your time and just follow the Instagram. Yes. And leave us a review if you leave us a review. We'll make like a little picture. Inspirational look in Photoshop of it with your review on there and we'll read it
Unknown Speaker 58:22
so your Photoshop Jamie
Speaker 2 58:27
Why thank you Miss Dolly. Maybe. You know, Photoshop you in a picture with us.
Speaker 1 58:32
I'd sure love that Jamie Lee and okay, well from the three of us, girls. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. See you in 2024. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 58:48
Would you like to send us out Dolly.
Speaker 1 58:50
Y'all have a blessed holiday season now. Take care and we'll see. You fat heads and 2024
Unknown Speaker 58:59
by now for now.
Unknown Speaker 59:15
Happy Holidays fat heads.