That man up event got rescheduled…and we went! Hear all about it on this ep! And the ladies close the episode out with a little Thanksgiving and…killing…Enjoy a Jamie Lynn & Alyssa Lynn drink this holiday season!
That man up event got rescheduled…and we went! Hear all about it on this ep! And the ladies close the episode out with a little Thanksgiving and…killing…Enjoy a Jamie Lynn & Alyssa Lynn drink this holiday season!
The Jamie Lynn:
1 Glass full of Mountain Dew (ice optional)
3 Glugs of Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka
The Alyssa Lynn:
1 Can of PBR
1 Boot decoration stick
Joe Biden phone call (full):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WN6u00wa8k
Opener Clip:
https://www.tiktok.com/@kellycwatchwithme/video/7300061032557317418
Elevator Music:
“Music Elevator” by Jay_You https://freesound.org/people/Jay_You/sounds/460432/
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
If say it's been a couple days, and you're vacuuming, and I'm like, Morgan I can I could really go for sex. I think maybe the give and take would be, you say, babe, I get let's only finish vacuuming and then we'll have sex. And again, for me, it could be like, Okay, you can finish back like, you know what I mean? What?
Unknown Speaker 0:43
So basically, it looks like that's a video that came from maybe like a Christian couples vlog channel on YouTube. And he's just talking about compromise and their marriage and how he needs to have sex. Whenever.
Unknown Speaker 1:04
He's like, Well, I guess I can wait till you're done vacuuming. And that video just really struck me
as terrible. Yeah, just kind of felt like what did I just watch and also want to say
Unknown Speaker 1:20
they had their baby. They're very inappropriate conversation to be having in front of a child. Yeah, that's alright. In conversation. That baby was like, Oh my Oh, six months old. Maybe? Yeah. Now he's, look what that baby has to look forward to in the world.
Unknown Speaker 1:38
Well, you have an episode of nervous laughter podcast to look for.
Unknown Speaker 1:44
Welcome. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. And yeah, if I was in the middle of vacuuming, and some dude was just like, hey, you need to start vacuuming so I can fuck you. I'd be like, hey, go fuck yourself. I'm doing something. Yeah, I'd be very annoyed. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2:07
Dude, the shipper know, dude, I'm gonna fucking do. Let me fucking finish by leaving the Boehner out of here. Saying God.
Unknown Speaker 2:18
I'll put the video on our Instagram. But I feel like she's just kind of like, Yeah, whatever. She's like, again.
Unknown Speaker 2:28
You don't have to do this runaway
Unknown Speaker 2:33
Boehner and
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speaking, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 2:39
we have a very special undercover assignment
Unknown Speaker 2:44
that we like to share with everyone.
Unknown Speaker 2:48
We went to the 2023 Man up event. Yeah. The ultimate man's lifestyle event? Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 3:00
After Jamie told us about that a couple of weeks ago, I looked it up and it had been rescheduled. Yeah. So we went.
Unknown Speaker 3:09
It was kind of
Unknown Speaker 3:11
depressing, because there wasn't really anybody there. But I don't know what I was expecting. But I kind of just thought it would be like a lot of people. Yeah, we do. I thought there'd be near some bros just kind of broken out. Yeah, I thought they would be like, the bros would go to the bro event like a moth to the flame. They would just be there. And just be chanting bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Bros. Yeah, I was gonna dress up because I just thought I would like blend in with a crowd of people. So glad I didn't because there were like 10 people. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 3:50
It was like in different areas of the place. So we just kind of kept running into the same like, very small group of people. Yeah, it was like older ladies. A couple gay dudes. And like there were a couple older men and things but so we started out at the fashion show. I guess we should just go through our little agenda that we did.
Unknown Speaker 4:17
What did you think of the fashion show? Men's Fashion is very boring. Yeah. Just been because it was you know, from the outlet stores amongst the shopping area we were at it was like Oroville, worse. Orvis and Joseph a bank.
Unknown Speaker 4:35
The I think the Orvis stuff was a little boring because it was all like outdoor stuff. But they did do like a fun. Fly fishing. Kind of. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 4:47
Yeah, I got a picture of it. And there was a couple of dog models. They had a couple little dog models that also were wearing clothing from the area and modeling. It was very cute. Yes. One of them
Unknown Speaker 5:00
would not shut up. Yeah, it felt like even when. So the dog was sitting in the crowd after it was done. And then more models came out. And then she would just bark at
Unknown Speaker 5:12
the model. I mean, it didn't happen like a shit ton, but it was, you know, more than a regular fashion show. And we'd say, yeah, it was, What did you say? It was, like 15 people in the crowd?
Unknown Speaker 5:24
I think a few more came in after I counted, but yeah, I counted. It was like, yeah, 1516 I just felt bad for the models, because I feel like they were basically modeling to an empty room. Yeah. And one guy when he came out, he was kind of like, laughing. I was like, I don't know if he's just doing this as part of his model thing. Or if he's like, Dude, this is fucking the dumbest modeling thing I've ever done. Yeah, like he works there part time or something. And they're like, Okay, you have to go do this modeling gig today. But also if they're like, newer models and stuff like that's like a you know, it's kind of something to put on your your resume. And then there's a photographer there. So they got some pictures and stuff. Oh, and then there is a from the Joseph a bank. There was a sexy lady. Oh, yeah. Because they had, they made a dress out of two button up shirts that were buttoned up together to make one larger shirt dress. It was cute.
Unknown Speaker 6:25
Maybe I'll try that one day. I feel like I wouldn't be able to pull it off. But no, no, I think you never know. Maybe if Brandon has like two button ups. Maybe I'll try it out. I think he only has short sleeves though. So
Unknown Speaker 6:38
it's not gonna be as cool.
Unknown Speaker 6:41
It's gonna be like one with flames. Oh my god. Dude. That'd be a great guy. Flick. Yeah. Oh, yes. Um, what did you think of the fashion show?
Unknown Speaker 6:51
I felt kind of uncomfortable. A lot of the time.
Unknown Speaker 6:57
It wasn't on the outer edge like us. Because yeah. You got graced by model grazed? Yeah, a model was carrying like a little weekend or bag and like, bumped into me with it. And so I was sitting on the edge where they would like, walk off of the stage and then like, walk down and then turn to go back. So it's not like it was a real runway where we were like, sitting below it. I mean, we were like, all on the same level. Yeah. There are these two ladies in front of me that were like super fucking into it, that were videoing it and everything. And then the one that was sitting in front of me on the outer edge, she kept like high fiving.
Unknown Speaker 7:42
I was like, really excited about this. We're friends with via the host. Oh, yeah. Who was some? Weathers Lee? Yeah. I wasn't familiar. Yeah, she did a good job, though. But I mean, she's, she's kind of catering to kind of a tough crowd. Yeah, it wasn't like that tough. But you know, a few times she was like, Hey, let's turn the music up. Because the crowds really quiet.
Unknown Speaker 8:09
Yeah, I feel like if I would have been hosting it or been part of it, I think I would have just played more into kind of like how ridiculous it all was. Yeah, maybe just just maybe they should have done like body builder poses or pageant poses goofy shit. It was a little too serious for what it was. I'm like, Okay, there's like, 20 of us in a room here. Like, oh, my
Unknown Speaker 8:37
god, like, I feel like she was kind of trying to do that. But I feel like the models. Also.
Unknown Speaker 8:44
I feel like maybe some of them kind of wanted to do it. But I feel like also when that's like your job to go there and do that. You're probably told to not really cut up
Unknown Speaker 8:53
the host or the crowd and stuff very much. But I don't know, I feel like it's also probably important to like reroute in situations like that. Not that I'm very good at that all the time. Most of the time. But you know,
Unknown Speaker 9:06
after the fashion show, we went out to the lawn area where there were three booths set up and a help cornhole thing and a couple little tiny putting areas. Yeah. No one was like there except for people at the booth. It was weird. Yeah. One of the booths was for plastic surgery, which was kind of funny. So we talked to them and
Unknown Speaker 9:34
yeah, I learned some about like Botox procedure. And the needling they had like the super needle or machine that we learned about oh, and like, I got a nice sample of Elta sons. Lotion, sunscreen, just taking some samples. Yeah, I didn't. I should have just taken more but I don't know they were there.
Unknown Speaker 9:58
But I know how like
Unknown Speaker 10:00
I've been I've had to be at a booth sometimes before and when someone shows up when it's not busy. It's kind of like here. Just fucking take all this stuff. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 10:09
Yeah, I'm surprised they weren't pushing it more but yeah. Oh, and then we went sat down for the best part, which was the Alabama vs. Texas Game.
Unknown Speaker 10:20
Yeah. So we're sitting there watching it. It's like a couch. There's like a small little booth with a big screen TV. And there's like a little couch in front of it with a little coffee table. And we're sitting at the couch. No. Beer. Yes, I got a beer because there's complimentary beer. That was one of the three booths Yeah, everywhere. Yeah, that was another Yeah, one of the three booths. And I felt bad because when I went to get it like that was after the fashion show and everything. So this was like an hour and a half into it, maybe. And he was like, Oh, my first customer. And I was just like, oh,
Unknown Speaker 10:55
oh, which there was wine at the fashion show. Which in hindsight, I kind of wish I would have got some wine. Yeah. Because I think it was a free. Oh, yeah. I think it would have enjoyed the fashion show more. But yeah, Jamie got a beer I didn't. So I don't really drink beer. And they didn't have like cider or anything. It just seems to enjoy love. I wanted it to be. I wanted the full experience. Yeah. So we're sitting there watching, not really watching the game. I'm mostly talking. And there's a guy that his job is just like to make sure that the TV stays on the game. Yeah. And he's like, oh, I need to like fast forward. And I didn't really think about that. At the time. I was like, Yeah, I was like, oh, maybe they started late or something now now. And then this other guy comes up behind us. And I was like, oh, yeah, the game and he's like, this is an old game from like, last month.
Unknown Speaker 11:56
On his phone, he was like, Yeah, this was last week.
Unknown Speaker 11:59
And then I remember like, a couple of my friends went to Alabama to go see that game. And I was like, oh, yeah, this is all
Unknown Speaker 12:08
and what we figured out Okay, so the original event was on September 9, it got canceled because of like a robbery and shooting. So I guess they already had the posters made
Unknown Speaker 12:20
to play this old football game, which is so weird to us. Like, what happened? It was like, why wouldn't you just like play a game that was happened today? Yeah, there was one. Even if it wasn't football, like, I don't know, something billiards or some shit poker. No one's gonna watch it anyway.
Unknown Speaker 12:43
But it was just funny. That was an old game old game. And he was like, Do you know who wins? Like, do you want me to tell you? And we're like, sure.
Unknown Speaker 12:51
I was like, Yeah, who won? It? Yeah. And Texas one. He told us by how much but I can't remember. It was like 10 points. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:02
I'm tired. Man up event.
Unknown Speaker 13:05
It was a big day today, day to day. And we also saw that TV employee on the way out. And I made a boomer dad joke. I was just like, oh, that's still going.
Unknown Speaker 13:20
So yeah, if I had to assume like, I don't know how long football games are, but I feel like well, the poster says one to 5pm Okay, maybe they're that long.
Unknown Speaker 13:31
So I was like, maybe they're just gonna be playing this on like loop today
Unknown Speaker 13:35
to play the same game three games going down in history. It was just so funny. Like, why would you play an old game that probably all the people that are going to come to this event have seen already? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:50
And then we went to the bar set up the bar setup. Yep. Miss Allison was a wonderful host there to all like, eight of us. Yeah, it was some fancy store even of us. Yeah, there was a Yeah, I can't remember the name of the store but it was like some really nice Allard design. Oh, yeah, you're right because we thought it sounds like billiard I feel like this is kind of this is like a micro ad almost like putting all these businesses
Unknown Speaker 14:23
on the Arboretum. It's like Wayne's World.
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Unknown Speaker 14:32
Um, but yeah, they did just like a little demo. We arrived like maybe five or 10 minutes late. So I almost feel like they like went through the whole thing and then was just kind of trying to fill in a little bit throughout the rest of it because he was just like, talking about just anything. Um, but yeah, they also had champagne layer. So we had some champagne. We had champagne. By the time we left. I was pretty busy. Yeah, I was off
Unknown Speaker 15:00
So
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yeah, Jamie said, Oh, I forgot I had I made some little notes. I forgot to look at
Unknown Speaker 15:09
my first one being that
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as we were leaving the event, Jamie had a little bit of champagne left and I had wanted more but
Unknown Speaker 15:23
how it was set up? I don't know. I felt weird just like grabbing another one because I had had like two already.
Unknown Speaker 15:30
And she was like, Do you want the rest of mine? Because I think it tastes like balloons.
Unknown Speaker 15:39
This balloon should
Unknown Speaker 15:43
I know. There has to be like other people that know what I mean, though. Like wine and like yeah, wines and things like that.
Unknown Speaker 15:51
A lot of them just have that like fucking rubber balloon tastes and I fucking hate it. I fucking hate it. I think next time I drink it. I'm gonna have to see I didn't notice it today.
Unknown Speaker 16:03
But it fucking crack me up. You're saying it tasted like balloons? I didn't notice that.
Unknown Speaker 16:11
So Brandon kind of likes wines every now and then. And so he got an error later. Oh, yeah. And I did try a little bit of wine before and after. And it tasted like the air Raider helped remove the rubbery taste. I complained about so. They I don't know. I guess it has something to do with that. It's blowing up the balloon. The balloon tastes it's blowing it up. Yes through the air Raider. So it gets it out that way. I saw some people online that instead of an air raid, are they
Unknown Speaker 16:44
what are those things? Oh, a frother. They like frost their wine and I guess it kind of did the same thing and made it like a little bubbly. I could see that because you're just kind of like just trying to move air through it. So it's almost like you know, whipping you just fucking throw that shit in a Betty Crocker blender. Go
Unknown Speaker 17:03
bowling or man just grind ahead.
Unknown Speaker 17:07
The only note I have written down is the the manuals, they kept saying manuals at that place, man candles. They had candles that were like whiskey and leather and like shit like that. And they're calling a mandals, which was funny. And she also told the story about her friend that made a margarita. That was really good. And then they went to I don't know some other country or whatever. And then she was like, we got a we got a bartender to name a margarita after her. And then someone was like, what was her name? And she was like, Tamra.
Unknown Speaker 17:50
But Tammy
Unknown Speaker 17:52
and I are talking about what our signature cocktails would be.
Unknown Speaker 17:57
I Yep, mine was the Mountain Dew and Whipped vodka, which is called the Lynn. Lamb. I forgot to think about mine. But all I know is that it would have a garnish of kicking someone in the bus. I imagine that being out there that like the little plastic decorations. I like to pick things I might just like that. But with like a boot, a boot on it. A boot and a little but
Unknown Speaker 18:27
I feel like just stick one of those on a can of PBR.
Unknown Speaker 18:33
The list of lists
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that Jamie Lynn and the Listen, listen.
Unknown Speaker 18:39
Man, if we do wind up doing a white trash party, we'll have like a little
Unknown Speaker 18:45
we'll have a pie.
Unknown Speaker 18:49
Let's see. Was there anything else at that
Unknown Speaker 18:53
particular showing? Oh, it was, it was really funny. Because this was just like a setup to go through like setting up a little home bar or cart. And, you know, so she was like showing what the different utensils were that they were selling. And then she got to one and she was like,
Unknown Speaker 19:12
Is this a cheese knife and then like, at no one knew what it was and she didn't know what it was. And I just thought it was funny because it was like, I mean, she did a fine job. But it was just kind of funny, because I was like, Oh, I thought we were gonna
Unknown Speaker 19:25
learn what it was. Yeah, she was just like, Oh no, with this one. I ended up googling it and then we just like taught like the whole group talked about, like look at
Unknown Speaker 19:36
tenders knife and everything. Oh, cool. The old lady was like, Oh, I was trying to look that up. What is it? Yeah, it was like it was like there are so few people just kind of bonding like just like, I felt like people felt like we were personable and just kept playing like, oh here smell this candle. I'm like, Oh, okay. Is this this is like a new conversation. How do we how do we have this conversation about
Unknown Speaker 20:00
candles in the store.
Unknown Speaker 20:03
And I felt pretty good because I was just like, Oh, I'm like pretty buzzed off the champagne talk about candles and bar knives. I'm gonna give a shit. I was just like, thanks for talking to us because like everybody else was dressed a lot nicer.
Unknown Speaker 20:17
Nice store and I'm like, not wearing makeup and like, look like shit. So thank you for timing.
Unknown Speaker 20:25
Yeah, people were very, very, very nice. And Alison, she seemed to like us because like, yeah, we, I don't know. She was like, oh, so like, are you guys just looking at the store? Like, oh, I was like, Oh, we're here for the main up event. And I had these little posters with with me, so I was just like, held it up. And then she just kind of laughed at it with us, because she was like, This is fucking stupid. I felt like that was the best part of the day. It's just everyone kind of agreed that the event was dumb.
Unknown Speaker 20:55
Like, man up the fuck is that?
Unknown Speaker 20:58
And there were barely men.
Unknown Speaker 21:01
And like, I think, yeah, there was like four old men. Yeah. You mentioned earlier to gay gentleman. An old lady us.
Unknown Speaker 21:12
Yeah. And I think sometimes because like it was the same kind of group of people that kind of drifted, drifting around. And then just like at each place, they're just be like a random person. They'd be like, oh, there's something going on. So they'll just be like a random stranger that was not welcome in the group.
Unknown Speaker 21:30
So after that, showing, we went over to another store that had a mixology presentation. And in route to that Alyssa chug the rest of the ship.
Unknown Speaker 21:45
I hadn't gotten to Jamie's bullion champagne. I don't know why I felt like I had to chug it. But
Unknown Speaker 21:51
I guess I was pretty heavily buzzed at that point. And was like, this seems like the right thing.
Unknown Speaker 21:58
I think it was the right thing to do. I think so too. Yeah. had like a stack of our little champagne glasses.
Unknown Speaker 22:09
And then she slam dunk that into the trash. And we went to this other little story. It was like, I can't remember the name of it. But it's like a just like a store that has like a bunch of gifts. Yeah, I would say gift items.
Unknown Speaker 22:23
Things Yeah. Gifts, kind of like our artisan. Yeah, maybe
Unknown Speaker 22:29
artisanal gifts. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 22:32
And it was pretty cool. And they had a little mixology or they had a little station setup.
Unknown Speaker 22:39
With this chick making old fashions. So we got a couple old fashions in a real guy is a real smart so that you had to stay there and drink it and look around. Yeah. Which actually found some stuff I liked. I didn't buy it. But I think I might go back if I think about it again.
Unknown Speaker 22:58
But yeah, it was a cool little store.
Unknown Speaker 23:01
Talk about Elsa. Oh, yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 23:07
by this point
Unknown Speaker 23:12
you know, just different little knickknacks. And they had a bunch of Christmas ornaments. And one of them was kind of like a little felted thing, I guess. Yeah, they had like different characters and celebrities like Elvis and Jamie put one of Prince Heather he had a really weird mouse. Yeah, he had like butthole
Unknown Speaker 23:33
fictive this little doll and it had a tickets, but I wasn't really thinking about it. I was like,
Unknown Speaker 23:43
Jamie's like, I think it's
Unknown Speaker 23:48
huge tickets. But the dress was very Alpha like, one so I can see how you thought that but
Unknown Speaker 23:56
I feel like the first thing I noticed was the boobs and then you're just like this.
Unknown Speaker 24:01
But we've seen a lot of weird
Unknown Speaker 24:07
cartoon characters.
Unknown Speaker 24:11
And then for some reason, I just tried to see if the top would come off and Melissa like you're touching her
Unknown Speaker 24:18
jammies trying to look at Elsa Dolly's nipples.
Unknown Speaker 24:23
What was he the maps girl?
Unknown Speaker 24:26
Damn, that was good though. I wanted to have another cinnamon old fashion but they were in the actual glass and yeah, I don't want to walk around for a while. Yeah, I shook up the champagne glasses. We could just
Unknown Speaker 24:43
we should have
Unknown Speaker 24:45
I thought about asking you if you wanted to empty out your water bottle. just full of old fashions to stay on until the bartender can you make one in like 10 I'm here
Unknown Speaker 24:57
to trashy
Unknown Speaker 24:59
but
Unknown Speaker 25:00
Um, yeah, we're kind of wanting to go because there was a well, another event which we didn't realize was at the exact spot we were at we thought was like across the street.
Unknown Speaker 25:11
So we were like getting ready to go and I talked mild fashion.
Unknown Speaker 25:17
Because they're like, oh, we gotta go. But yeah, yeah, it was, um, it was cool. Another random guy talked to us for a while there. Um,
Unknown Speaker 25:28
that was cool. Yeah, he was nice. I'm not like being a jerk. It just, I don't know, when people want strangers talk to me like that. I just never really know. Like, what to say or do. I'm just like, I just want to listen to you talk. Yeah, I feel like I'm okay with the talking part. But what's hard for me is like ending the conversation and walking away. I have a hard time like knowing how to do that. Same.
Unknown Speaker 25:54
So yeah, we're both like, about to pee our pants. So we're just kind of like,
Unknown Speaker 26:00
okay, bye.
Unknown Speaker 26:02
gotta pee.
Unknown Speaker 26:05
So we peed successfully. I don't think there was anything going on there. And then we went back to the one area because we wanted to play some. Oh, yeah. We had to do the cornhole, cornhole? Yeah. And the golf that they had provided for the man, which no men were there. Yeah, no, I saw one or two little boys play with it on separate times. So that was that was it. And us and the young? Yeah, that baby. Um, so yeah, people under the age of four, and
Unknown Speaker 26:40
some 30 year old women. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:44
But there were no beanbags for the cornhole. Just playing like, fucking golf balls and like phony balls. Yeah, it was, it was weird. I did kick Jamie SAS and the first game of Alyssa Lind.
Unknown Speaker 26:59
And then we did a little putt putt, which was, I don't know. We didn't know where he's off clubs, right? Yeah. If this was a real main event, there would have been a man being like, here. Let's show you. Yeah. If there weren't a one man explained to me once I know. Yeah, we even went to the third booth. There was a cigar rolling booth. And I was like, okay, cool. Like he's gonna tell us about what he's doing.
Unknown Speaker 27:26
Yeah, fucking talk the whole time. We just stood there. And it was so awkward or like, Hi. And I even tried to start conversation. I was like, How long have you been rolling cigars for, like, 20 years? That he never smoked? Yeah, he was like, okay, so he just stood there. And I don't know. It was like waiting for him to say something or maybe like, give us a free cigar or something out like we could have taken one. But he wasn't talking. So I felt please stand by.
Unknown Speaker 28:00
The recording stopped for a second. But I think we just stopped talking about the cigar guide not wanting to talk to us. Yeah, he did not give a shit at all.
Unknown Speaker 28:12
It said on the event fire that we would get a free cigar. But he seems so not friendly that we were scared to ask if we could have one. Yeah, he was just kind of like, I don't know. I feel like he just really wanted us to go away. But I just we just stood there for like a minute. I watched him roll two cigars, which went pretty fast. And yeah, we thought he was gonna talk about it. And you know,
Unknown Speaker 28:41
how and why and why he rolls cigars or any anything.
Unknown Speaker 28:48
But he just kind of looked at us. Like, yep, can you guys go away? Please get the fuck out of my face. So then we went to Cheesecake Factory.
Unknown Speaker 28:59
I really liked mine. I was surprised Jamie's apparently wasn't that good? Yeah, I'm sorry. It's kind of like a pasta that had like random. random shit in it.
Unknown Speaker 29:10
It was okay.
Unknown Speaker 29:12
Oh, and then leaving. We saw a truck driving away with all the man up signs. Yes. So Jamie did some stunt driving and followed him into the dumpster.
Unknown Speaker 29:26
We ended up getting a sign for the our Texas versus Alabama game. That was a month ago.
Unknown Speaker 29:33
And yeah, the lady seemed excited to give it to us, too. And she was like, oh, did you have fun? Yeah. She was like, Yeah, I can reuse some of these but I can't reuse this one. So yeah, it's 2023 on it. So they you know, I don't I don't know. I guess they don't plan to play next year either. So
Unknown Speaker 29:53
yeah, it was cool. Oh, and then when we're going to my car I almost got hit by cars because I
Unknown Speaker 30:00
thought there was stop signs and I just
Unknown Speaker 30:03
went like, I was so stupid I was enough to where I couldn't like do anything. I was just like
Unknown Speaker 30:10
put my arm out. Like I just like heard you yell something and they were just like
Unknown Speaker 30:20
yeah so that was our that was the main up event and then at show we just got shit face maybe not sure phase but pretty drunk white drunker than I thought I would get. Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 30:33
Like, yeah, for sure I expect to drink because I just thought it would be like beer and like, whiskey shots or something. But yeah, that's why I just got that beer because I just wasn't really expecting to have any other drinks. Like, okay, like, this is the only free kind of thing that's gonna be here. But now the old fashions are fucking good. And they were just like popping bottles at the furniture store. Popping by
Unknown Speaker 31:00
Matt Balor
Unknown Speaker 31:02
getting like 86 like a cheese knife like cheese. What is?
Unknown Speaker 31:11
Um, yeah, so that was it. It was it was overall pretty fun. I mean, I kind of want to go to more free events like that fun some random shit and just go even. I mean, it conveys some random shit like a Corn Festival or something. I'd be happy to go to one of those. Yeah, maybe a woman down event. Oh, yes. That will be going up and you woman down.
Unknown Speaker 31:37
Um, but yeah, I can't wait to get this giant poster framed up. And then maybe I'll put like above Mueller poster in the corner of it or something? Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 31:48
It's fun. Yeah. Good find. Yeah. Yeah. That was it was excellent. I'm glad that they rescheduled it and we were able to report back to you guys. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 31:58
Um, but speaking of a man, Alyssa. We also have Thanksgiving coming up, man like turkeys. I have a special man. A little video of a special man that I would like to show you okay. So Mr.
Unknown Speaker 32:20
Joe Biden had did a snug call
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this lineup here
Unknown Speaker 32:34
um, they there was a news anchor or whatever at the Macy's Day Parade last year. And they had him like, call it like, you know, call Al Roker and whoever this chick is, but it's so funny to me because it's just like the most Boomer experience ever, and I think you'll enjoy it.
Unknown Speaker 32:54
Wait, guys, I think I'm getting a phone call.
Unknown Speaker 32:58
I'm not wanting to take a phone call during TV. Oh, but I think I think I should answer this one.
Unknown Speaker 33:06
Hello, Mr. President.
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I don't think I can hear you. Can you hear me Mr. President?
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Hello, Happy Thanksgiving. Mr. President. Are you there?
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I was so worried this call wasn't gonna go through. How are you? We're fine. We're fine. You're watching you're
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doing a good job. Oh, thank you. I love that you're watching.
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I will take credit for that. Yes. Thank you very much. And just like millions of Americans, you guys watching the parade? What do you want to say to everyone watching right now?
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We have to say we're so grateful for the people for this opportunity for the health that we have now in America. And
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what do you want to say? I want to say thanks to the firefighters and police officers, first responders may never take a break. And God bless our troops. By the way, we're going to be talking to some of our troops later today. both here and abroad. Help every member and every single day. God bless our troops.
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That's so true. We're so grateful. But yeah
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it's just so funny to
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just hear most like mumbling Oh, well.
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That's all those are some of them
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oh, oh, that was a good fine. Yes. I was excited. Like Mr. President. Are you there? He's like
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or am I
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Let me just like, plus the troops for real
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for real, man
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real, real dog.
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So another thing I have, I'm
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sorry, I'm trying to think of a segue.
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Bless the troops for real. So for Yeah, for real?
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Um, there is a woman. Have you ever heard of a? I think it's hertz pronounced Oh my ma Nelson. No. Um, so I found the story. And I'm so sorry if it's going to sounds kind of scattered and stuff, but I, I just found it last night. So I didn't get to, like, put TLC into it. But um, so go
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and put TLC into it now. Oh, thank you.
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Um, sampler number the rivers like you use you. For real man. For real or real. So I got this from in episode of a show called snapped. Oh. So it's just about you know, different people snapping and stuff like that. So this Thanksgiving story is gonna get a little scary.
Unknown Speaker 36:32
So she was born in Egypt in 1986. She got married when she was a teenager in Egypt and moved to America because like a normal aged man or like a 500 year old man. I think it was like an older guy. I didn't get the age of that person, actually, but um, it sounds like they were kind of pushed to get married because they had sex and she wasn't a virgin. And so they're like, You marry our daughter.
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Like, that's disgusting,
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bro.
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Oh,
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I'm so yeah, it seems like Yeah. Then she got divorced shortly after she came to America. So still a teenager in a country where she doesn't know anybody. And so yeah, it sounds like she kind of just made her way just like drifting between relationships, housekeeping, nannying, and some modeling gig. Oh, maybe she was a model at the mandap event.
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While she's in jail,
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damn.
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So in October 1991. So this, this has events that happened on Thanksgiving weekend, which is why I'm talking about it for Thanksgiving episode. That's how it ties in.
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So October 1991. She met
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she met a guy named Bill Nelson at a bar. She was 20 at the time, or I think she was 23. And he was 56.
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And he was a larger than life big presence, personality kind of guy. And they said quote, he was from Texas, and it showed
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perfect response. I like the sound of that.
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They seemed like super happy. After four weeks. He took her on a road trip to Arkansas. So she can meet his family. And all the way for weeks. Yeah.
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Me his kids and everything. Like he has children. Yeah, they're like her age. Yes.
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Are some younger too. Oh god and on their way. They got married
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in Phoenix, Arizona, so it's no longer your meeting my girlfriend. It's your meeting my wife.
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So of course his kids were pissed. Because he or she was super.
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Daddy, dini. The lady. She's my age.
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They decided to give her a chance.
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One of the things that made kids like that made kids lacquer was she got bucked off of a horse and she just asked for alcohol on aspirin.
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So she so that kind of made some the kids Likert and just to kind of, I guess, show that she's like a strong lady.
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And so her and her new husband, after that visit, went back to California and got settled into
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Bill's place by Thanksgiving.
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At this point, they were married for about a month and on Thanksgiving Day.
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Bill called his daughter and you know, was just telling them about how nice their Thanksgiving was. And like they had you know, a full thing
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skipping dinner and everything like that. And then a few days later
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around December 1 1991, so yeah, just a few days later around
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9am
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Oh, my mom is pounding on the stage store.
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And then she gave up and returned around 2pm Turns out this was one of her previous kind of boyfriend people she was saying for a little bit.
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But he was really surprised to see her because I mean, she went off and married that guy. The larger than life, Texas. Yes, Texas Daddy, daddy, Texas.
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So she told him that
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that bill, but daddy Texas attacked her and raped her. She has lots of sexual assaults and stuff.
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So she killed him and needed his help get getting rid of the body.
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I'm gonna go. If that's true, I'm like, get it girl.
Unknown Speaker 41:08
Maybe now hiding the body part. But yeah, I feel like that part. That's it. Yeah.
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That part's best. Yes. Yes. Yes. We don't condone hiding dead bodies on nervous laughter podcast. But revenge killing maybe we should just cut that
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revenge movie. Yeah, but um
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so she used to be dating this guy. And I wonder what kind of pickup lines that she might have used to get. So would you like to give us the little pickup line for you? I thought we would do a little throwback to our first Thanksgiving episode back in 2021. And I would read some more pickup lines. I tried to get ones that I didn't remember from before. If there are some old ones Sorry, just pretend that you don't remember what I said two years ago.
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I know you guys all just listen to her last.
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Thanksgiving need to re listen. Yeah, put us up with the Harry Connick Jr. and everything. Yes.
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Glad I brought out the oven mitts because you're too hot to handle. Ooh.
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Oh, steamy. I just did the little thing where I pretended to lick my finger and it says hold on my butt. In case you're wondering.
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You must be a meat thermometer because you make my temperature right now. Oh.
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See?
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This one is gross to me. Wait, he thermometers don't make temperature rise. Oh, yeah. Right. That one? Yeah, I get what they're going for though. But technically, no.
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That one's not correct. They're just used to measure temperature.
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It's not a heat conducting device.
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You must be a doctor because you read my temperature. Yeah.
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So this one's the one that's kind of gross because it just I feel like it compares like Seaman to gravy up maybe that's just me. But do you want to hop on my gravy train the sons come on at a train train.
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Train
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train sounds like someone's like shitting
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like when you follow the human centipede
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that's a gravy train.
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Does hop on the middle person
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amusement park ride
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a true Texan dude. Texan
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he would send a p
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Okay, so we're at the heart of the story where she Yes, she asked him about helping
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dispose of the body cuz she already cut them up and just an already had them in trash bag. So it wasn't even like that much of a favor, you know?
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But yeah, she needed someone with the truck because she didn't. Wasn't really so what her second Texan husband didn't have a truck. I guess he wasn't Texas enough. Yeah, fuckin poser as Texan. And so I put it See this is why you should already have a truck. Because it's like, you never need it until you have to move like a TV
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or like a body? Yeah, that was just like you should always have one but I'm gonna say here maybe the truck thing isn't true because if it was cut up and and trash bags you can put that in the trunk. Like people are big Yeah. Or just whatever kind of car you have holes. Yeah, story. Yeah, this bitch sucks. Maybe she thought she could get back together with this guy.
Unknown Speaker 45:24
Maybe she offered to pay him $75,000
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for that? told me
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not just that two motorcycles. Listen when? So um, that's fine. Oh, shit. Your laptop guy. Please stand by again
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okay, it cut out again. I figured it out. It's because my laptop battery, but we're back. And yeah, two motorcycles. $75,000.02 motorcycles call me up. And we know Alyssa will do that. Yes, I will do that. But if I have done that, and you're coming back to use this as I do, J K. J Hey, JK Rowling. It's a comedy podcast. Okay. Smart proof. Oh shit much true. Nothing can be used for evidence now. Um,
Unknown Speaker 46:24
so he said that he if she waited there that he would come back with his truck, but instead he went to a fucking payphone.
Unknown Speaker 46:33
Oh, man, that was too easy. Yeah. Came back to the apartment. She was like distraught and everything
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but insisted to the police that like you know, she didn't need police and everything like that and that she didn't she did not actually Kill Bill. He was on a business trip and a Florida
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so she was cooperating but her answers were bizarre because she's fucking lying. And then they noticed a bag in the passenger seats of the Red Corvette she had arrived in they open the bag.
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It was the sound please say it was the said Oregon's yeah, we're just a bag of Oregon. Yeah. Yeah, fuck up your quarterback.
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Be careful. And then it's Oregon's get punctured poops gonna come out. Did you have a tag on your pants? Oh my god. Yes, I did. Yeah, everyone knows I worse please stand by yet again. Sorry
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Okay, hopefully it won't cut out again.
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Or you're gonna hack it's Barney up in the front seat of your Corvette in a bag with some of that computer.
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Okay, good. It didn't stop on it. I thought it might get scared.
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Um, so yeah, so after they found this bag of Oregon, she was you know, immediately taken in for questioning. And at the same time other male police went to check builds permit
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her interview was three to four hours she she basically like paced around the whole time.
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She just kept talking like she was like hallucinating and denying that he was dead.
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She blamed the bag of organs on Bill claiming that he was very, very dangerous. He did have a record for drug smuggling. And but she claimed that he did, like way worse things and stuff like that. So she was making all these claims of like sexual assaults and abuse and, and things like that. So near she just continued her story of like, you know, she escaped and killed him. And she denied that she told like guys how she went to she denied that she told him
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that she killed him.
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And she was taken to the hospital for like an examination and stuff. Her rape exam came up negative. And the injuries that they
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you know, examined and everything they said which I thought this was a weird thing to say, but it was quote, consistent with someone who had dismembered a human body.
Unknown Speaker 49:35
Which I thought was weirdly specific, but is weird. She have like little microscopic blood splatters on her or something. I think that they just mean like they almost look like self inflicted like you did it to yourself, but maybe by accident, you know? So like maybe if someone was like, using a certain knife to like cut a leg off somebody, maybe it would slip and you'd hit
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Like your thigh or something I don't know if that makes sense. I think that they just kind of like were like these would if she did cut up the body this would make sense with her injuries, you know? They're not like self defense injuries or anything like that, which are so gross. Like I know that you have to put your hand up if somebody's like
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doing a knife at you, but like, like things are doing a knife
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my brain is merged from all the different alcohols to man up
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Ultimate Men's lifestyle that we're living it. Yeah, but it's like so gross saying like self defense wounds.
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I mean, at least these weren't true, but I'm just like, I thought of self defense. And if anyone ever does a knife to me,
Unknown Speaker 50:54
it's gonna suck if my fingertips get Fuck, no one doesn't like no one does the knife to you either or any of our listeners. Yeah, yeah. Don't do knives.
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So, during the apartment investigation, you know, they started finding like some blood spots.
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They found a trash bag amongst a lot of the clutter. These trash bags contained a Birkin lamp and iron and body parts.
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They found they found hands in the deep fryer. Oh shit. Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving.
Unknown Speaker 51:34
Talk about a hand turkey. Oh, damn. They were cooked with some white turkey meat. supposably Oh, the episode showed a picture of the hand so I don't think she like consumed it or anything. It was the actual hand. Yeah, I mean, I think at least I mean, we're calling it I don't know if the show would lie to me or not.
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They would not do a lie to you.
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They would not do a lie.
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In the freezer, I thought this was funny. So this is a direct quote quote from the person in the show.
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There was hot dogs there was a piece there was carrots. And in the back there was Mr. Nelson's head.
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So she had a fried the head and the deep fryer as well. And then
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yeah, it just got to Friday.
Unknown Speaker 52:29
How you feel fucking head in the fire. I'm curious if she like cut chunks up? Yeah, because they showed just like this thing wrapped in foil, like a foil college look like a brick. So um, just like Did she like just chop it up and then fry it? Or did she like fry it and just let it go till it got really small, like, I'm not sure.
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But they had a
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Yeah, so they noticed a ton of blood around the mattress area.
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And they began to think that bill may have actually been the one like tied up and abused like she was explaining her story down. Maybe I didn't say that explicitly, but she was telling people that you know, she was tied up and like sexually assaulted and then escaped.
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But it was starting to look like he was the one that was tied up. And she she then can confessed after they confronted her with like this information with that and like the medical findings and everything like that. So she confessed that she actually knew he was dead and that she killed him to did the knife to him. Yeah, she did the knife down but she didn't claim our but she claimed she didn't remember how she did it. So she wasn't sure if she did the knife
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or something else.
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But she remembers finding just remembers finding him in trash bags.
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It's wild and she said something inside me told me I had to do it like Gaiman's
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she then started to talk about it like a bunch of bizarre ship like having visions and stuff.
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It kind of almost seemed like she was making a really just you know trying to build up a insanity kind of kind of thing. Um, and she Yes, so she went to jail for a very high bail
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Did you mean to rhyme that? No, I didn't but I think I'll be dropping my Christmas album soon so
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I'll see how much is loud doing knives. Doing knives on Thanksgiving
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so I guess there's not a shit ton left if you want to happen with a little pickup line break a little pick me up. Sure. So I guess whenever she gets out of prison, she can try these pickup lines on the new guy that she may do a knife to Yeah, and if
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She gets out of prison. Yeah, hopefully she does she won't do a knife again.
Unknown Speaker 55:05
Oh, this one goes along with the fried head. Are you a deep fried turkey? Because you are hot
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thermometer me
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you thermometer me That one seems like a Nathan field or written one or something. Yeah.
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You are so hot. I need oven mitts. That sounds similar to the one you said earlier. Did I say this one twice? I don't know use something with other meds for already deleted it. So. Oh no, it's the baby man. Friend stop me all fucked up. He's got me fucked up. This is what it's like being a man.
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At one point, we were like in some store and I was probably being a little obnoxious.
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Drunk was power from being a man.
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Are you my gravy boat? Because I want to pour all my love into you. Oh, yeah.
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That's like gross. don't like any of them with gravy. Yeah, no, leave gravy. I love
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leave it out. doesn't belong doesn't belong. And I'll finish with the classic. Put the air sing casserole. Hell yeah. I like that one I can get behind that one classic.
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So speaking of casserole, this casserole of Bill's body parts
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were confirmed, confirmed to be his. You know, they just assumed and then it was definitely confirmed. He's no longer larger than life now. He's rip little pieces.
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So he had 25 or more wounds to school. Whoa, yeah. schools aren't that bad. Yeah.
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Well, that Texas kind of big school. Yeah.
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So yeah, she
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did that to his head. She she had a knife to his head, beat him to death. And she cut up his body. So well. The coroner's office was concerned if she had done this before. Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh, and after weighing all the body parts of him and comparing it to the weight on his driver's license. They found that they were short 180 pounds.
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And Whoa, yeah. And since they found a buyer parts that were deep fried. They were assuming that maybe she had eaten
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eaten some of him.
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But her neighbor also said that
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they heard a garbage disposal because they had an apartment. So he said that he had a garbage disposal running like the whole weekend until he assumes it broke.
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And they assume
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they assume that's when she went to her old kind of boyfriend dude's house. That's when the garbage disposal broke and she dam is taken forever. Yeah. Dude, Simon, like a good idea to I don't know. I feel I I'm surprised I guess that like a garbage disposal can handle bones. Like that's crazy to me. Maybe she was just like cutting chunks off and putting them in there. Yeah, I mean, I assume she wasn't just like second hole arm and layer. But like, you know, like have your finger at a time and things like that. But I'm surprised that could handle bone dude. I guess it's nothing more than a baby carrot bite. Yeah. I felt like garbage. disposals always suck. And then I saw a video that it was like repair technicians talking.
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And they were saying like, you pretty much shouldn't put food down there like don't put in it. It's more for like when you're rinsing dishes and that food is supposed to grind up so like, small pieces, but don't dump like your leftovers. And I was like, That makes so much more sense because I feel like garbage disposals always suck. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, everyone's doing it wrong. Fucking times. But I don't know this bitches grinding up a Texas sighs man.
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No.
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Um, so yeah, get a good investment. Good garbage disposal. Yeah.
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Or don't do killing. Yeah, don't
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don't do killing and get a good garbage disposal.
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So, oh, I think I also might skip this part when we came back to it but uh,
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I said earlier that they were on the crime scene it kind of looked like a bill may have actually been the one that was tied up and they confirm that when they kind of like dug through the
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bags and stuff like that there was like, you know, bruising and stuff consistent with
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um, so what's this her first they began digging into her background and found that she actually had some petty thefts and a pattern of meeting mins and bars and stealing from them mass killers low mins and bars. I guess I added that.
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Um, oh man manned up today.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:40
Ben's Ben's men's men's men's so and so in 1989, there was a, she got arrested at a department store and got violent with two security guards. And there was two women's security guards. And they stopped her to look for stolen goods and she nearly bid the breasts off of one security guard and grabbed the crotch of the other woman security guard and brought her to her knees and fled.
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My mouth was open. I'm just like, God, how hard that you have to fucking slick squeeze your crotch to just get you to like, drop like the like Jesus Christ. First grabbed her boob. I was like
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not the boobies.
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I can bid that boob.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:34
Oh, yeah, a bit not just grabbed. Ah, man. Fuck this bitch. I'm glad she's still dirty.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:43
Yeah, so she was caught a little bit after she fled and spent a few months in jail after that.
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She also before Bill had lived with another old man.
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What happened with him? Basically, she wanted money.
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And he was like, well, like, what do I get? And now she was like, I'll tie you up for a sexy time or whatever. So after he was tied up, she had a gun and threatened to kill him if he didn't give her more money. I shouldn't be laughing.
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Like, I don't know
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what this lady I feel like you would be able to tell by looking at her that she had a crazy look in her eye. I'm not trying to victim blame, but I don't know. Sometimes I just think like men, like don't look at danger, because they're just like, Ah, she's a pretty sexy lady. This is probably horrible of me to say so. I mean, I think that's kind of like what what happened? Do you know she was just in pacing these older men stealing from them and weaving.
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So he was able to get free pretty quickly and get the gun from her and kick her out.
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But he was too embarrassed about the situation. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:06
So there was a very similar details between like his story and what happened to bill to the guy that she killed. So he came forward
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to kind of like, tell his story, which they also use him as a witness testimony or whatever, not witness testimony. But he, you know, testified in court with his story because there was a lot of similarities between what happened.
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So yeah, in December of 92, was when she was on trial.
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And so with all the evidence and the confession and stuff, it was pretty much a slam dunk. But she did, you know, play a very sad victim person in the court.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:53
They kind of like went into her background that sounds like she was like, pretty abused as a kid and stuff when she was in Egypt.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:04
In her early marriage, they said that when she was seven, she had a female circumcision. And so she had like, a lot of like trauma and PTSD and issues and stuff like that. They also kind of like brought in some Egyptian stuff, because they're like, Oh, she claims to like, you know, hear these Egyptian ancestors and, and stuff like that. And like they told her to do this. And also like in Egyptian culture, culture, if you scatter a corpse, then you won't make it to the afterlife. If your body is I guess, like disassembled and scattered around.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:42
Um, so they kind of think that that might be why she disassembled the body. But I mean, come on. She was just trying to get them to fit down with like one garbage disposal. That's not I don't think she was trying to get all deep. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:57
She did state that she cooked
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Some of his ribs in the oven and put some barbecue sauce on it and tasted it and said it tasted sweet just like she liked it
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she she denies like later that she like did any of that stuff. So it's I guess it's kind of questionable but there was like 180 pounds of him missing I don't know if she would have gotten that much of it down the garbage disposal or
Unknown Speaker 1:05:26
maybe she just like
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you know, flew through some out in the car. I have no idea does weigh a lot too. Yeah, so yeah, be fluids but still 180 pounds missing. Yeah. While if it was like
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you know, 20 or something, it's gonna go you know, you can that's easy to lose a little bit here and there but like, I wish I could lose weight that fast. You know, I'm saying
Unknown Speaker 1:05:58
so, yes, so the defense was kind of like
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using all that stuff trying to you know, get her into like an insanity.
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Insanity and everything.
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She
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claims like she she still claims that she had like no memory of like what happened or dismembering him.
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And
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the verdict came back guilty of second degree murder. Some felts first degree murder, murder, but
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with the background story and stuff, a lot of the jury kind of felt like she just kind of had enough and snapped.
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She also got charged for a assault with a deadly weapon. For the other guy that came forward with his story.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:54
Um, there was a psychiatrist or a psychologist on the show that I guess apparently evaluated her and she said that she like thought she belonged in like a mental health facility to be treated well. And then of course, some other people think that all that's just kind of for show to kind of get out of trouble.
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And while she was in jail, she
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she married a man, an older an old man.
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And answered, yeah, do a Google well, they would have conjugal visits, visits in jail and heat. So he'd come visit her and his wheelchair and they'd get it on. And he died and laughter a lot of money.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:38
So yeah, that's the story of that bitch.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:44
Whoa, so she's still in prison today. Yeah. She was denied parole in like 2006 I think. But yeah, I think it's like 25 or 28 to life that she is serving. So it sounds like the last Pearl they thought that she was still like a, you know, a danger and stuff. So they're like, hell no. So hopefully they kind of keep that up. I think. Especially, I feel like it was really key to have that other old guy come in and tell his story. That she hadn't gotten point because, because yeah, it kind of just shows like, Hey, this is what she does, like repeatedly, so. Oh, and I wonder how many other old men are too scared to come forward is sad. I mean, okay.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:32
I feel that way, but my brain was also just like, oh, this could just be like, dirty old Grossman that are just like yeah, it's probably a combination of we should feel bad and dirty. Oh, gross, man. Yeah, you
Unknown Speaker 1:08:45
people feels bad. Yeah, don't do bad things. Don't Don't do knife. Don't
Unknown Speaker 1:08:53
Don't do knife. Please don't do knife. I mean, I guess you could maybe do some like kind of harmless bad things to people. Yeah, like spit in their coffee or something but and then coffee. Yeah, you could sign them up for like different mailing lists. Yeah. Oh, I saw on Tiktok because that's where I just like get all my information
Unknown Speaker 1:09:16
that if you're mad at somebody you can take
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what is it called? Like instant mashed potatoes and sprinkle it on their yard like a bunch of it and then when it rains
Unknown Speaker 1:09:34
awesome I mean you know it's not sweet and stuff so Sonic is gonna attract ants. So yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, so if you're gonna do crime do like a little mice fun. Yeah, I'm goofy. Yeah, goof them up.
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Texas fun. Exercise good fun. Texas ask mom for Texas says man
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and we have Texas sized love for for you about
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heads all of you. And if you have to exercise love for us feel free to leave us a review. Yeah, gotten a review in like a year now we're gonna cry.
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We're really done this for you. I said for eight
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years I was like
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a little over two years. But we haven't gotten a review and like 50% of the time we've been doing this so emails, or we know we all get embarrassed email. Yes, we can leave your name off or like, it really doesn't matter cuz make up a name make us make a nickname. Like you could be like, yeah
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Fingerlakes daddy. Yeah, I don't know. You could do that. And we were talking about it at the Halloween party was Chris like, everybody has a barf story, a piss story and a shit. Yes, everybody does. though. I was having a hard time thinking of a good piste one but I'll work on that. I'll try to remember I could have just blocked it out. I've definitely peed my pants like quite a bit like
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I remember specifically this time of my life because in middle school in eighth grade, I was friends with this one person and we just laughed all the fucking time and we would laugh so hard we would pee your pants like on multiple occasions so it was like not a surprise if one of us peed our pants and I think I even recall just like after a while just like bringing extra
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Yeah, but then you know Mississippi things happened and that friendship is as has had its time in the sun season whatever you're saying Mississippi things I thought you were referring to like the PIs not the friendship I'm like
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Mississippi
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I don't think there is anything like a Mississippi shower. Those don't exist there
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take like a horror bath. Now you take your your four wheeler through the fucking mud pit and there you go. Although I will say in a mud pit you do float.
Unknown Speaker 1:12:24
Oh cool. I've never been in enough mud to have an opportunity to float yeah, pretty cool. It wasn't like straight up mud
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you know kind of liquidity but it was like oh shit we float Look at this. It's like we're like we're in that fancy beach so I got all that salt
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different country I'm so awkward the spa okay Kim my man.
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Why don't pay for that.
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Bang
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let's mud just has like fucking like oil and like animal parts. Yeah, semen just anything you can think of in it
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like that you went to see man
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jerking off in the mud. It's gotta be people banging out in those mud.
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Have you ever been to
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a mud pit thing when there's it's like a big like drag of mud pit and then there's just like a bunch of people taking turns taking their four wheelers through it though. I haven't done much mud than I used to. I used to go much
Unknown Speaker 1:13:37
fun Yeah, we got pretty into it for a while when I say we I mean my dad and then I just have to do everything by association. But yeah, we got pretty into it for a while and
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get it good and stuck and then get it unstuck.
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Basically what half of it half of the time is
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getting it stuck and then unstuck. Cool.
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But yeah, it was it was pretty cool to join in on some lines and stuff like that.
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Um, but yeah, I will
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drive a four wheeler into your hearts and minds.
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In your mind.
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Yeah, do some driving into your heart by leaving us a review and we'll see you next time. Don't fry your hands.
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Got her way into America when she was a teenager bam. Dum Dum.
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Let's start coming to America. And I salute I salute her. She's like I love America for real
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She oh yeah that's what happened