Join the ladies on a manly/fall themed episode!
Sadly we missed the event of the century…the Ultimate Men’s Lifestyle Event. Join us as we try to dull the pain of disappointment by talking about pumpkin spice & sexy costumes. Jamie rounds out the episode with a spooky true crime story.
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Speaker 1 0:00
I came across an article recently that said that the author Stephen King, played the song Mambo number five so much his wife threatened to divorce him
Unknown Speaker 0:33
ladies and gentlemen, this is nervous. Yes. Wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 0:43
Yeah. Stephen King says I had the dance mix. I loved those extended play things. And I played both sides of it. And one of them was just totally instrumental. And I played that thing until my wife just said, one more time and I'm going to fucking leave you.
Speaker 2 1:02
That's incredible that you actually had a quote, because I saw a picture and I was like, oh, let's meet up. But I guess it was.
Speaker 1 1:09
I had to double check myself as well, because I saw it. I guess the article came out last month and yeah, I ran across it again today. I'm like, okay, it must be real. Multiple sources talked about it. So good research.
Speaker 2 1:26
I feel like I have not been doing great on some of my research, but you know, sleep great time a year, wherever you think it's fucked up for everyone. So it's true. Sorry, that fucked up felt really intense. When I fucked up. It's all freaked up, man. Next in line to get I'm about to channel my friend, Nurse just energy. But speaking of like, crazy, Fred Durst, male energy, I have a little bit of an update for not an update. But something I found after you left our last recording about when we're talking about man things. Funny enough, actually found out about this in my local newspaper. Because I'm trying to be informed. So, um, I regret to inform you, Alyssa, that we missed the event of the century. It was called Man Up The Ultimate Men's lifestyle event. So I know, I know.
Unknown Speaker 2:33
How could we have missed
Speaker 2 2:35
that? And I will say even if we did know about it, and was able to make it, I did check the Eventbrite like posting for it, and it was canceled.
Speaker 1 2:47
So maybe it'll be rescheduled. Maybe, hopefully, I dress up as a man and go,
Speaker 2 2:53
yes. Oh, I wonder if they would allow women, they might just be like, no. Oh,
Speaker 1 3:00
that's why I'm gonna dress up just to be sure and be like, Are you saying I don't have a tick, bro.
Unknown Speaker 3:07
Feel this right now?
Unknown Speaker 3:11
I love your brain when
Speaker 2 3:12
I just got enthusiastic. I'm sorry. I'll just read the poster. But as you can see, it just has like a man sitting on templating Yeah, like the thinker. So Oh, and I think the reason this was canceled was because there was a shooting at the arboretum like a week, the weekend before this was supposed to happen at the Arboretum. So so I'm just gonna read some of the activities because some of the stuff they have is boring. It's just like, oh, there's like a bar setup and jazz exhibit or something. But you could also partake in cigar rolling at the lawn area. A fashion presentation. floral bouquet making by petals and blossoms at Parker Pottery Barn sounds a little gay though. Flowers with other men. They're making it for women. It's funny, I can just imagine all the men being like, I'm not going to do that. But like, let's like their favorite thing of the day. There was also game day watching at the lawn area, you could view and your boys could roll some cigars and watch the game. Practice you're putting and chipping while sipping on some suds at the lawn area, the lawn areas where it's at for this event, you know, there was also a Porsche VIP event. Of course there was Yeah, which I was trying to find details of like what that would have entailed but I couldn't really find anything.
Speaker 1 4:49
I legitimately will go to this if it gets rescheduled. Yeah, I would love to go. I'm gonna draw on like a really stupid mustache.
Speaker 2 5:01
Um, I Yeah, I'm definitely game for that. We could Oh yeah, we could kind of like recycle our bartenders, costumes. Maybe there you go. And I'm so sorry that we have a ton of pictures of those and I have not edited them yet, but you guys will see them eventually. Ah, but yeah, that was the event of the century that we missed out on but it's okay because it got canceled because there are shootings everywhere now so
Speaker 1 5:30
excellent. Well that's a manly thing shootings so it is we still did get some masculinity that weekend.
Speaker 2 5:37
Yes. As long as as long as there's masculinity. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 5:43
Give me masculinity or give me
Unknown Speaker 5:49
Wait, bro, here's the bouquet I made you. A cigar rolled in there for you to sweep through high five.
Speaker 1 6:01
You know what's something that men love to hate on? People for liking? Pumpkin spice? Oh, yeah. If you're one of those people that's like, oh, it's stupid. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Because you weren't pitching when you were a little kid and like your grandma was making a pie. Like, why are you bitching? Now? If you don't like it? That's cool. But if you're like, oh, so stupid, then shut up.
Speaker 2 6:36
It's Thanksgiving around and you eat a slice of pumpkin pie? Yeah, you can't have pumpkin pie. Okay, so shut up.
Unknown Speaker 6:43
Sorry. I'm like,
Speaker 2 6:46
I need a channel my freaking entered me and energy man.
Speaker 1 6:51
I got a little fact up because I mean, yeah, don't shit on things that okay, traditionally women like pumpkin spice. Everyone can like it, but I feel like they get shit on because it's like, disproportionately? Yeah. So, fuck the haters, is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2 7:14
I decided to lean into pumpkin spice over the past few years. Yeah, I guess it was like a pumpkin spice hater. But I was kind of like, I don't get it. Yeah, and I don't know. And as I become
Unknown Speaker 7:26
older, and you're like, here we go.
Speaker 2 7:30
Nice. Yeah. And I'm sure I'll be eating butterscotch and Oh, shit, you know, so it's just the natural human progression. Yeah.
Speaker 1 7:41
Pumpkin Spice was like, not quite midway to the grave, but I don't know. Maybe like, I don't know fractions. I don't know what's before half quarter. I don't know. We're definitely three more than a quart. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 7:56
I know numbers. I know numbers. I swear to God, I've been working on a job.
Speaker 1 7:59
So I am going to be a little bit of a hater, because I'm going to talk about some pumpkins but no, I get it. But it's not a general Hey of pumpkin spice. Yes, some products that I feel are very cringe and just should not be pumpkin spice. Weird. Yes. Okay. And I'm going to start out strong with a little anecdote from the past. I'm sure y'all heard me talk about how I hated shit and flowers growing up, my sister would go to the bathroom and then spray a bunch of like, fucking popery, like these products remind me of shouldn't flowers except it shouldn't pumpkins, makes my stomach
Unknown Speaker 8:57
turn down.
Speaker 1 9:00
Okay, so a while back, I bought some little like pumpkin wax melts and the only wax melt thing I have is in the bathroom. And then I was about to put them in and I was like, I can't do that because it's gonna be Chad and pumpkin at some point. It's gonna ruin it for me. Well, I found out that PooPourri has a pumpkin spice
Unknown Speaker 9:26
that actually made me Yeah, it made me physically cringe a little bit.
Unknown Speaker 9:29
I don't it's not good.
Unknown Speaker 9:32
I mean, if it's not pumpkin, it's gonna be flowers or
Speaker 1 9:36
I would rather know ours than like food. But
Speaker 2 9:40
okay, yes, totally. 100% Yeah, because the
Speaker 1 9:45
spray that we had in our Bathroom, bathroom growing up, it was typically like a like an apple cinnamon or flowers. And I would rather the shit and flowers than the food.
Speaker 2 9:59
I totally agri food and colognes big no for mixing with poop? Yeah,
Speaker 1 10:06
not at all. Are you familiar with the brand dude wipes?
Speaker 2 10:12
Yes. I think Steve o advertises them. Oh, no, he has his own wipes. Sorry. Okay, I've heard them somewhere. Okay.
Speaker 1 10:20
Well, if you haven't, they're basically to wipe your butt with but only if you're a dude.
Unknown Speaker 10:27
It's gonna burn you if you're a woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1 10:29
pointlessly gendered products, which I want to do an episode on. One day. They came out with a pumpkin spice scented wipe. You want to guess what it's called? Pumpkin spice. It's called dumpkins Yes, Dunkin spice.
Speaker 2 10:54
Man. I love it. I love how they like set up like a foul aesthetic with a picture to you. Yeah, like there's like, leaves. Dunkin Dunkin Donuts? Does
Speaker 1 11:12
another bathroom product. This is
Speaker 3 11:15
why why are people making pumpkin bathroom?
Speaker 1 11:20
They want to get into the pumpkin and shit. So this I haven't been able to find anywhere that actually sells it. It's on the Walmart website. Though weight isn't kilograms, and I think it is coming from Canada but they're out of stock. There is a special kitty pumpkin spice kitty litter. Oh,
Speaker 2 11:43
no, no, no. Sorry. Why God?
Speaker 1 11:48
Yeah. And I was looking for more litters because Tidy Cats has one that's called like, I forgot to write it down, like, festive fall or something. And people were like, oh, let's put another pumpkin spice litter but it's if you read the fine print, it says it's like a woodsy type of thing. Okay, like not laner Yeah, something like that. But yeah, the special Katie one is it says pumpkin spice scented. And then I was looking a little more into special kitty. And they had a in 2018 they had a fall slash Winter Special. Cat litter and it was vanilla scented. Oh,
Speaker 2 12:31
well, I might actually not mine that. Oh, okay. Maybe? I don't know. Um, I don't really like the idea of like scented litter though. I just feel like it might irritate
Speaker 1 12:43
I feel like he's gonna hurt their little nasal passages and lungs. Because their lungs are probably like this big tiny. Little Oh,
Speaker 2 12:55
don't give them pumpkin spice litter. Pumpkin Spice
Speaker 2 13:05
it's just weird because I don't like around like Christmas time and stuff. I don't think I recall seeing like a bunch of like bathroom like, I don't know. Christmas tree but wipes.
Speaker 1 13:17
Yeah. You know, we'll have to look out this winter but I don't know. I feel like more and more shit. Like, this is like creeping in. Yeah, so maybe this year?
Speaker 2 13:29
Yeah, it's becoming like more popular as Yeah,
Speaker 1 13:32
brands are like, Okay, we'll do a z we can get these suckers to spend money.
Speaker 2 13:38
God, what's the next thing you have like a fucking pumpkin pie made in the toilet? Like
Speaker 1 13:43
this one. It. It's a couple strip clubs. And they're obviously just being funny. But I just liked them. Actually, this first one, this is a real thing. It's a sign for a store called birds and bees. risky. And it says we have pumpkin spice lube. And I looked it up and that is a real thing. There are multiple varieties of pumpkin spice lube you could buy
Unknown Speaker 14:13
Okay. Um, yeah, I don't know why, but
Speaker 2 14:19
I mean, I know. It's not like they actually put the spices in the lube and blah, blah blah, but it's just like get
Unknown Speaker 14:23
a burner dico it's just
Speaker 2 14:27
putting something sweet. And I don't know putting something savory. I don't know. Just doesn't seem to seem sexy, I guess.
Speaker 1 14:35
No, it doesn't. But yeah, there are multiple varieties of it. Okay. Yeah, as far as other like hygiene items. I found multiple pumpkin spice toothpastes. Now native has a pumpkin spice deodorant.
Unknown Speaker 14:52
That does not seem like it would smell good.
Speaker 1 14:55
I know like it makes us Bo like grows What else? Let's see toothpaste deodorant. Yep,
Speaker 2 15:04
I would not use the toothpaste I don't think but I could understand the toothpaste more than these other products. I
Speaker 1 15:11
agree. I guess I can kind of see the toothpaste but I feel like that wouldn't leave your mouth feeling clean.
Speaker 2 15:17
Yeah true. You have to follow up with the pumpkin spice mouthwash
Speaker 1 15:26
this next one it's a strip club called PTS show club.
Unknown Speaker 15:32
Do you know what PTS stand for?
Speaker 1 15:33
It? Don't I meant to look up where these were and I forgot.
Unknown Speaker 15:37
It's not important and I was just curious.
Speaker 1 15:41
It stands for pumpkin tidies? Yes. They have a billboard that says pumpkin spice lap dances
Unknown Speaker 15:51
with them pumpkin spice titties. Yeah. Mmm.
Speaker 1 15:56
These are a couple of food items that I thought just sounded fucking gross.
Unknown Speaker 16:03
I'm sorry, but I already saw the last
Speaker 1 16:06
I'll save the best for last. We have a pumpkin spice salmon here. Oh, from a it's like a grocery store meat counter. I don't know which grocery store but does not sound good sounds this is not a picture you took or just wasn't on their Facebook. It was on the internet somewhere Well, Jamie peeked ahead. I'm gonna get mad anyway. Because the next thing is but like what is it debt ultra conservative and Nazi right right wing militias bad
Speaker 2 16:49
dad? Wait, hold on. I can find it because I keep getting fucking text from from them. Yeah, that's funny because they're like playing on the Donald Trump. mug shot so I just keep getting all these pictures of like Donald Trump's and like shot. Conservatives dad's Ultra, right. Something I guess I guess they shortened it. I remember it being longer but I'm on the way it's just like yeah, cool. knots. What? Yeah, they now have a
Speaker 3 17:21
Donald Trump beer out from you look like it's called
Speaker 2 17:28
Trumpkin they should have played on that. That would have been good, but they just called like conservative dad's Revenge. Revenge. She's
Unknown Speaker 17:36
getting arrested. I don't
Speaker 2 17:38
I don't know if he's like flip flopping on what he likes. But that's another story for another day. If we look into if we look into it like that. Oh, sorry. One more thing. Did you I saw a clip. It was a guy with the wearing a shirt with his mic shot and it said like never surrender.
Speaker 1 17:57
Yeah. Yeah, the guy interviewing is like, well, the picture on your shirt is him having surrendered? Correct? Guys just like that's our president.
Unknown Speaker 18:12
He's the best.
Speaker 1 18:15
But Bud Light has put out a seltzer pack. The Fall flannel Limited Edition variety. Ooh, they're in a 12 pack. You get three cans of apple crisp. Three of maple pear, three pumpkin spice and three toasted marshmallow which Oh, I love marshmallow. But that sounds the worst of them all.
Speaker 2 18:38
Yeah, I love marshmallow as well. But I don't know for beer. Like I want to try it but I know it's not gonna be good. Like
Speaker 1 18:49
maybe we can find individual cans because a 12 pack I know. Yeah. Literally never drink that.
Speaker 2 18:55
Yeah, same. Or maybe one night.
Unknown Speaker 19:00
Get fucking crazy. Oh, get this. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 19:06
Yes, yeah, we could try it with Chris to you and get his. Maybe I can bring a little like pocket recorder. You can just do some live recording.
Unknown Speaker 19:15
Okay, okay. Done.
Unknown Speaker 19:17
Be ready.
Unknown Speaker 19:18
Um, I feel like
Unknown Speaker 19:22
there's gonna be a lot of men angry about that.
Speaker 1 19:25
Yeah. Because it's something women like yeah, typically. And it's Bud Light.
Speaker 2 19:31
And Bud Light catering to an audience. That's more than 40 year old men.
Speaker 1 19:36
Yeah, we're gonna miss the last one. I know you already saw it, but I found pumpkin spice spam. I was gonna get it for us to try. Halloween party. Yeah, but it's been sold out. The only place I found it was Walmart's website. You can get a two pack for 988 but it's out of Stock and we're not sure when it's going to come back. But I'm going to be on the lookout. I feel like it could be okay. I, I feel like are awful
Speaker 2 20:10
if they put too much of the space in it really bad like I could see it going bad very pretty easily but I feel like I I feel like I might be presently. Presently. Blah blah blah. Platt pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 1 20:27
Pumpkin Lee surprised. Yes. You know, I think even if they put a little bit of sugar that would be okay to balance. Oh, yes of the spam. So yeah, be on the lookout. Having some foul taste tests coming up.
Speaker 2 20:44
Yeah, fully. And if you get a chance to try any of these products, let us know. I would love to hear about them. I don't know if you watch Good Mythical Morning. It's like Rhett and Link. Um, but they did like a pumpkin spice like tastes thing. I think they did it last year, too.
Speaker 1 21:03
Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, no, I'm thinking I Curtis Connor. Nevermind. Oh,
Speaker 2 21:06
yeah, no, these. These guys have been on the internet for like, a super long time.
Speaker 1 21:13
Well, what did you think of? Pumpkin spice? I felt like we were in agreement on a lot of them.
Speaker 2 21:19
Yeah. Um, I got spiced really hard. Um, I don't know why that's all I can think of to say, but yeah, so I'm excited to try some of it and I'm not excited to smell some of it. I'm kind of on
Speaker 1 21:40
you know, I can see the marshmallow Bud Light. Maybe like with a vanilla vodka. That could be good. Make a little bit of cocktail so
Speaker 2 21:51
or I could try to recreate my old drink. Drink again. Mountain Dew and whipped cream Pinnacle vodka.
Speaker 1 22:01
We need to drink that we need to have an episode we're drinking.
Speaker 2 22:06
God, I feel like I can't like I mean, I'll definitely drink it again. But it's just one of those. One of those like memory drinks that when you think about it, you're just like, Ah,
Speaker 1 22:17
see it being good. Does that after like, a couple sips is probably like, I am gonna be very hungover. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 22:25
used to drink the fuck out of that. And I only went to I went to this one bar and they had for a limited time. Mountain Dew and vodka drinks. And I was like, Yeah, well, of course it was in Mississippi, but
Speaker 1 22:39
Well, I have had white trash Margarita, tequila and mountain do. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 22:45
I like that. If I did that a couple times. I feel like I've been like embracing my trashiness a little more lately.
Unknown Speaker 22:51
Or maybe not. I'm
Speaker 2 22:54
not pushing it away. Yeah. Describe it. Except what
Speaker 1 22:59
accepting of it. Or else? Yes. Yes. Sorry, my
Speaker 2 23:03
had like an audio auditory processing problem where? Um,
Unknown Speaker 23:12
so
Speaker 2 23:14
if you were feeling pumpkin spicy, you might also be feeling pumpkin sexy.
Speaker 1 23:22
Yes, I'm feeling very sexy. With all this talk of manly things and pumpkin but wipes. really gets me in the mood. So I've found some sexy Halloween costumes for us. Yeah. This one is a throwback to a couple episodes ago. I have a sexy Pope here. Oh, nice. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, now she just needs to be on the pole. She has like a little cape thing too. Yeah, hat. Very sexy. And hopefully this won't be a boring segment since you can't see them. I'll definitely put them on the Instagram but
Unknown Speaker 24:03
sexy dress. That's all you need to know.
Unknown Speaker 24:10
So I'm going to start out with some food things. Do you know what a thought is?
Unknown Speaker 24:16
Um, God, I
Speaker 2 24:20
know it's like that. Whoa. Yeah, like kids use nowadays. Which Sorry to interrupt, but I'm so sorry that I use fire in a text message this morning. Because I was like, I
Unknown Speaker 24:34
guess I didn't even notice it. I was like,
Speaker 2 24:37
oh, orange boba and pink drink sounds fire. And then I was just like, what is happening to me? I am so so yeah, I'm so sorry. This never happened again.
Speaker 1 24:48
Well, I didn't notice it. It just isn't fire though. It's a fire what they want to know it's pretty fire.
Unknown Speaker 24:57
That it is
Speaker 1 25:00
I made us some I've never seen an orange boba and I got some and it's not very orangey but Jamie put it in a pink drink.
Unknown Speaker 25:08
It's fire.
Speaker 1 25:10
It was fire. This is also fire. We have an outfit. It's a woman wearing a dress that's tatertot print which is pretty cool. Oh, but it says Tator thought ah this is too hard for you to see Should I come over to you?
Speaker 2 25:28
The dresses like multiple tatertot prints. I thought it was like one single Taylor cut like she was a
Speaker 1 25:34
yes like if you took a picture inside they are Sonic tater tots.
Speaker 2 25:39
And then the tater thought isn't like that supreme. Logan Paul? red and red white. Yeah.
Speaker 1 25:47
If you need a main dish to go with your tater thought
Unknown Speaker 25:54
we have a sexy hamburger I feel like
Unknown Speaker 26:02
there could have been a lot more creativity with that one
Speaker 1 26:04
but the hammer is a little bit disappointing. I did see a couple different versions of it. I should have got the picture of the one that was showing some mid drift I was on a sexier
Unknown Speaker 26:17
midriffs supposed to be like the meat
Speaker 3 26:18
patty. I can't remember now.
Speaker 1 26:22
It's okay. But yeah, whenever I say sexy hamburger, like in my head how I would design that. I wouldn't make it like a McDonald's hamburger that has eyes so like your arms and legs would be poking out. And then like you would be wearing fishnets and heels so like the bottom half a sexy top half is like a burger. Yeah.
Speaker 2 26:47
Would your face be in the burger? Or would it just be like a champion the burger apt Okay, okay, I could see that. I actually like
Speaker 1 26:59
yeah, I wouldn't mind being a sexy burger. We also have some sexy corn.
Unknown Speaker 27:05
Oh, okay. Okay.
Speaker 2 27:08
Corn on that knob. Yeah. Or cob.
Unknown Speaker 27:15
Corn on Munna
Unknown Speaker 27:17
knob and corn.
Speaker 1 27:21
My favorite part of the corn thing she has like a little like leaf thing in her hair.
Unknown Speaker 27:28
It's actually kind of cute. Cute.
Speaker 1 27:32
This one I feel like they could have done a little better but it's so fucking weird that I like it. It's a sexy Mr. Pina
Speaker 2 27:45
actually like that, but I don't really like the leggings but I know he has like the black bats
Speaker 1 27:52
I think is what they're called. I'm pretty sure they're called stands. I don't know how to describe them on her. It's more like legwarmers. Yeah, yeah, she she needs a monocoque. I don't know if he has a monocle. I think that's one of those. What you call it things? Yeah. The Mandela Effect. See? You Yeah, but she needs a monocle. Yeah,
Speaker 2 28:23
I agree. I mean, I couldn't even tell who she was. So you know, monocle.
Speaker 1 28:30
Jamie and I went and saw Heather's together recently and I forgot that. Winona Ryder has a monopole so fucking so it makes me want one?
Speaker 2 28:43
Yeah, I kind of kind of want one too. But yeah, I feel like they just use that to kind of highlight her like pretentiousness. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 28:53
Hey, olive sorry. There's a olive over here. Say hi to the people olive.
Speaker 1 29:00
I found a costume for you this year. And Brandon could be the counterpart to them. Oh, yes. We have a sexy little cigarette. Oh,
Speaker 2 29:10
look like lipstick at first. Okay, so yeah, of course I see cigarette. Yeah, break me up.
Unknown Speaker 29:17
Brandon could be a sexy dryer sheet.
Unknown Speaker 29:22
I would balance that out perfectly. He made a pumpkin spice
Speaker 1 29:26
dryers. Oh, I did forget to mention that hefty has some pumpkin spice in a trash bags.
Unknown Speaker 29:33
Oh, perfect. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 29:37
Nothing smells better than trash.
Unknown Speaker 29:42
Delicious.
Unknown Speaker 29:45
It's mean, like trash bag.
Speaker 1 29:49
You're gonna like this one. It's a sexy Bob Ross.
Speaker 2 29:54
I like that. She has the little squirrel. The happy little friend on her shoulder. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1 30:00
basically like she's wearing a little leotard. Yeah, leotard and then she has some very tiny little jean shorts and she has the wig. I love it.
Speaker 2 30:12
I like it too. It's fun. And then there's some little paint splatters all over.
Speaker 1 30:16
But it's a good one. I really like this one. It's kind of creepy. In a way, we have a sexy Beekeeper. I like that. There's a little veil. Yeah,
Speaker 2 30:29
that's um, that's an interesting one. Now, I'm not saying like, it's like that. Like it's a like a bad costume or anything but just never thought about like sexy beekeeper costume.
Speaker 1 30:38
The main theme for Halloween is you can make anything sexy. That is true. I'm a mouse and bestline I mean I'm just gonna kind of skim through a couple of these real quick before I hand the mic off to you. You we have a sexy the board game Operation board I guess. She's like the board that you reach in and take the pieces out of I think yeah,
Speaker 2 31:18
yeah, cuz the little like broken heart but I don't like that costume. It's just
Speaker 1 31:27
I like it because it's kind of goes with the beekeeper. It's just so fucking weird like yeah, like that six
Speaker 2 31:38
you could also do that with like other board games like you know just get like little scrabble squares and just try to get on a swimsuit.
Speaker 1 31:45
Twister and then people could Mike said she only this one is so fucking stupid. It's a sexy Eric Cartman from South. Okay, yeah, that
Speaker 2 32:05
one's kind of lame, but I think that could kind of be fun after you know you drink for a while and start acting like cart.
Unknown Speaker 32:16
Oh, Hi, Kitty right here.
Speaker 1 32:20
That one? I feel like you can barely tell. It's Cartman like she has his little hat. But other than that, it kind of just looks like I don't know a superhero or something.
Speaker 2 32:31
Yeah, like I think she's wearing like brown pants and brown boots. I think he wears like blue jeans and a red shirt. I
Unknown Speaker 32:39
think you're right.
Speaker 1 32:43
We have a sexy minion because wouldn't you have a sexy minion?
Speaker 2 32:50
Okay, I'm gonna say no to that just because I just I can't I mean, I see the meme of value but
Unknown Speaker 33:00
the minions are wiped out. Nobody knew
Unknown Speaker 33:04
this hate them.
Speaker 1 33:06
A minion saying fuck off Jamie. costume.
Speaker 2 33:11
So what if I act crazy until I have my coffee? Or? I don't know what they fucking post on Facebook with a minion with the fucking alarm on it.
Speaker 1 33:22
If you're not on Facebook, you're really missing out on some Boomer cringe memes. Like
Speaker 3 33:28
the boomers love to make
Speaker 1 33:33
memes with minions. I feel like it's mostly on Facebook. Maybe I'm just not seeing it other places.
Speaker 2 33:39
I mostly see it on Facebook. And I feel like if I see it outside of Facebook, it isn't a screenshot from Facebook. Yeah. Or it's meant in a
Unknown Speaker 33:51
ironic humor way. Yeah.
Speaker 1 33:55
Yeah, lots of minions on Facebook. The last one I'm going to share with you we have a sexy Republican Party mascot but elephant so she's kind of dressed up in a little America outfit and has elephant ears
Unknown Speaker 34:19
go into go along with that.
Speaker 1 34:20
This pictures and even worth looking at but it's just a lady wearing a dress and it looks like newspaper print. And then it just says fake across her chest. She's fake news. Fake
Unknown Speaker 34:33
news. Yeah,
Speaker 1 34:34
ha ha ha see can be sexy fake news. Good
Speaker 2 34:38
down. Maybe I'll be Donald Trump's mugshot this year. Oh, I make politics my personality.
Unknown Speaker 34:49
Oh, sorry. I
Speaker 2 34:50
can't stop petting all of know, I'm glad I read every time I pet her. She not every time but sometimes, you know.
Speaker 1 34:59
She's like She startles easily. the shit out of Jamie when she guy
Speaker 2 35:05
was walking out of the car just to Alissa's house and then she was just outside and I didn't expect it and just
Speaker 1 35:16
it was a loud scream. I was like, oh shit. Butts in her scream kind of startled me. We both just like stood there. And we're like ah, I
Unknown Speaker 35:28
wonder why that happens?
Speaker 1 35:32
Probably not her dad screaming at us all the time as our brains are developing. Yeah, now we're jumpy. Probably not that I didn't experience
Speaker 2 35:40
any kind of trauma that hardwired me to be terrified of everything. Not at all. Which speaking of either, I'm going to house a poor man on Monday. Oh, shit. Awesome. And that's I think that's the first time I've been to a haunted house. Since like I was a teenager. Oh, cool. So this will be my first time since my anxiety has been more under controlled. Oh, and I've been to a haunted house. So I'm kind of excited to see what that's like. Because haunted houses are not like, I know that they are not like scary, like they're people. But whenever I when I was a teenager, I guess it's kind of the same with like roller coasters and stuff. It's just all the anxiety building up. I start panicking and like, almost started crying. I remember my friends were like, Oh, she's scared. And looking back. I've never been like mean or anything. But looking back, I'm just like, oh, I wasn't scared. I just had, like, out of controlling sigh.
Unknown Speaker 36:37
Yeah. So
Speaker 1 36:41
yeah, I get that way, sometimes with stuff like that. Like, I hadn't been to one since I was a teenager. And then I went a couple of years ago with Chris and leading up to it. I was like, what if I'm the person that like freaks out and embarrass us, all of us. And so I was like, anxious about that. But then once we got on there, like, it's fine. And my reaction to being scared. I'm the person that just laughs Oh, like scream and then.
Speaker 2 37:11
And then laugh at yourself? Yeah. Yeah, I was actually kind of worried about the same thing. I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1 37:16
what if I freak out? But it was like, it's no, it's okay. You're safe. Care actors. It's, like, fun. That was about contact either, which I feel like makes a huge difference. At least. Maybe double check me on that. But when I went, it wasn't contact. Okay, good. That's good to
Speaker 2 37:35
know. Because I read on their site that it's no contact. But I also I would go to house a shock in New Orleans. And they say it's no contact, but I definitely was not what happened. Somebody have you? Well, someone grabbed my friend and like fear on my couch. And then I'm not like raw. Really, but you know, and then I got a white Willie. Yeah, it's actually I mean, maybe they didn't have spit in it. But you know, they stuck their finger my ear, but Oh, God. The best way I can describe it quickly. Yeah. So that was that was more. But yeah, I just Yeah, I don't want to be like touched and stuff. No, I just I don't know those people. But thinking of scary, I have a little bit of a scary story to wrap us up with.
Unknown Speaker 38:42
So this is the story
Speaker 2 38:44
of Ruthie McCoy. And this I guess I'll kind of say more about it's more of her death. But this is the story that kind of inspired the movie Candyman. Oh, I thought it would be kind of a fun. A fun little thing.
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I like candy.
Unknown Speaker 39:05
Yeah, you'll love this.
Speaker 2 39:08
Take the candy from the man. I don't know what that was. I'm sorry. So to start out roofie McCoy was born in Hughes, Arkansas in 1935. She grew up in a neighborhood on the south side of Chicago, which was rampid with crime. She was also one of eight children in a chaotic household. And her family experienced various struggles like financial hardships. She seemed to have a lot of stress growing up and you know, household like that. So as you know, she started kind of having some mental illness and stuff started to kind of show more as she got older. To quotes the Chicago Reader about her time living in the A B la apartments. which the AV la apartments those are
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like government household kind of
Speaker 1 40:06
my my straw just like made a really loud bubbling noise
Speaker 2 40:11
thing I heard it but maybe it'll hear it on playback yeah so these were some government housing in the projects she lived in constant fear of being mugged and burglarized to him she had her lock changed by the Housing Association, at least twice. From what her housing market show, she seemed obsessed with walks, several neighbors describe how she sometimes toured the 11th floor hallway, turning doorknobs and lecturing tenants whose door knob she found unlocked. Oh, I
Speaker 1 40:48
feel like that's when we're younger. Like, excuse me, you're supposed to have your door lock.
Speaker 2 40:55
I don't know. I almost feel like maybe I should just go on and do this as an adult because a lot of people do leave.
Unknown Speaker 41:02
You get your fucking head.
Speaker 2 41:04
Yeah, that's true. Okay, yes, I see the dangers. I just always think of the I can't remember his name, but the Sacramento vampire. Oh guy that was fucking crazy. But he like, had the rule that like if your door's unlocked, you're he's basically invited in. So yeah. So Rufino mental illness made it difficult for her to maintain relationships and jobs. So she really struggled and relied on various forms of aid and was eventually diagnosed with residual type schizophrenia. Which according to the natural lab law, the National Library, yes. The law of medicine. I'm familiar. Oh, yes. Yes, defines it as, quote a subtitle subtype of schizophrenia in which I can't talk today. I'm sorry Gabby. And SCAP, me, maybe I will break into a random scat. It's a subtype of schizophrenia in which the individual has suffered an episode of schizophrenia, but they're no longer any delusions, hallucinations, or disorganized speech or behavior. But it's still you're still having negative symptoms such as, like, you know, isolation,
Unknown Speaker 42:41
weird belief,
Speaker 2 42:43
beliefs and things like that. So the aftermath of schizophrenia. Gotcha. She also had a kid who lived with her off and on, due to her mental illness, but she did live with her for a period of time as an adult. Um find her daughter also kind of struggled with mental illness and was in and out of jail sometimes. On April 22, roofie, witnessed someone trying to break in her apartment through the medicine cabinet in her bathroom.
Unknown Speaker 43:19
Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2 43:20
um, she she called sorry. And I feel like I was doing like, I was explaining this mental illness stuff beforehand, because I feel like
Unknown Speaker 43:30
there could be a little
Speaker 2 43:31
mix, if like law enforcement and stuff. They might just be kind of like, she's crazy or whatever. So I just felt like missed it. Yeah. Gotcha. Yep. Um, but she, so she called the Chicago police around 8:45pm. And she said, I'm a resident at 1440 West 13th Street. And some people next next door are totally tearing this down. You know, the dispatcher asked if they were trying to break break in and Ruthie said, yeah, they throw down the cabinet. The dispatcher asked from where to which Ruthie replied, I'm in the projects I'm on the other side. You can, you can reach can read my bathroom. They want to come through the bathroom and the dispatchers confusion of the situation. They reported the incident as just a disturbance with a neighbor. complaints and so it took the police longer to get there because they weren't like, aware that it was like a break in or anything. Hey,
Unknown Speaker 44:36
I gotta go get to Chicago. I don't know.
Speaker 2 44:39
I gotta get a hot dog. He can't show up. Rammstein without a hot dog. Yeah, the
Speaker 1 44:45
mustard helps clean up the scene.
Unknown Speaker 44:49
What's uh, well, little
Speaker 2 44:51
schmutz in it? I don't know why those just the one word. Um, Which reminds me the hot dog squad I think about that on the podcast before I need to like really dig and confirm if that's like actually true or not. If it was called the hot dog squad because I feel like I couldn't find a lot of information on it, but I want to believe it's true. I'm Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and believe it's true.
Speaker 1 45:23
It originated here in Chicago. Yes. The Chicago hot dog squad.
Speaker 2 45:28
Yes, the famed hot dogs
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so, the
Speaker 2 45:39
police didn't arrive to the scene until 9:10pm. So that was like 20 minutes after she called OSHA. The police tried to call Ruthie. There was no answer, but you could hear the phone ringing from inside. They attempted to unlock the door with a key they received from the housing office but it did not work. Which as you remember, she changed her lock like a few times. It's totally possible. She just like changed again on her own. After a lack of participation when interviewing neighbors because they're trying to get more info but being the area that it was nobody really talked about
Unknown Speaker 46:19
much to police. So the police left wondering police
Speaker 1 46:28
or good job. Wow, dog squad.
Speaker 2 46:31
The door's locked. I guess we gotta go. Let's go meet
Unknown Speaker 46:35
another hot dog.
Speaker 2 46:37
I'm getting hungry. Time for dinner. I'm one of Ruth these friends became concerned when she did not make her nightly in morning stop by her place. It sound like they're in the same building. So she would swing by. So she contacted the police and they returned for another look. They knocked on Ruthie store, but you guessed it, no response. At this point, the police wanted to knock the door down. But the Housing Authority was like nom bros, none of that. So the police leave for a second time without confirming that reseals okay. You know, this person that's known to have mental health issues. Oh, I also I didn't put this in my notes, but they also reported to people between the time roofie called the police and the police arrived at the apartment. There were two calls from neighbors reporting gunshots but don't make sure this person is okay.
Unknown Speaker 47:45
So
Speaker 2 47:48
okay, so please leave again. Ruth these friends still hadn't heard anything from her. And you know, she's at this point. Taking matters into her own hands. So she goes to the housing office herself, and was able to get someone to help her open Ruth Ruth these door they had some type of girl thing. Zip zip, zip back. Boom.
Speaker 1 48:17
That was a lovely surprise. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 48:20
Yes.
Speaker 2 48:23
So they got Ruth these door open. They found her dead in her bedroom from for gunshot shit. And they found clear evidence that the intruder came in through the medicine cabinet in the bathroom. Damn, as she reported on her phone call.
Unknown Speaker 48:41
Um, I don't have
Speaker 2 48:45
it written down in my notes. But there was one person they had as a suspect that they wound up just kind of like letting Fleming thing he didn't have evidence or just whatever they he got let go. And so it's still considered like a mystery, but I would kind of assume that like it probably was the suspect they had. Maybe I'm just being a dick, but they're like, oh,
Speaker 1 49:13
go dog. Go eat your hot dog. I literally don't know if I'm doing the right accent but
Unknown Speaker 49:25
frankly, I don't care. Frankly.
Unknown Speaker 49:29
That was on purpose. Good get you a glitzy man.
Unknown Speaker 49:34
Um, so
Speaker 2 49:39
apparently, these bathroom break ins were actually not uncommon in the building. What's the fuss? The Chicago Reader shares the story of another woman who experienced a bathroom break in it explained she saw someone run from her bathroom through the front door followed by noises in the bathroom. So She went to investigate. I don't know why I think that's kind of funny. But she found a 13 year old boy struggling to get out but he was stuck. That's funny. Man Do you know where I don't know how I got the excuse excuses. And like you're saying yeah, I just wanted to um so and there was a couple boys that were behind the kid that was stuck and they flood
Speaker 1 50:32
so is this a child learner maybe
Speaker 2 50:35
I don't think it was a child the person that they had as a suspect was like a grown man. And I want to say that there might have been two guys because I remember something with like their girlfriends confirming like their location. And I was like, of course their girlfriends are going to lie forum Yeah, but I'm sorry guys, I don't have all those those details
Unknown Speaker 51:02
with me today,
Speaker 2 51:03
but definitely go read more about it if you want. I'll share my resources. And a little bit. They had like a bunch of extra stuff about like, you know, the fact that this call happened call happened from a bad area in the projects and so like, in her mental illness and things like that, so people are saying there's just like a bunch of different aspects that might have came to play with the police arriving super late.
Speaker 1 51:31
Oh, wait till after your shift to get a goddamn fucking hot dog.
Unknown Speaker 51:37
Come on, hot dogs aren't gonna wait.
Unknown Speaker 51:42
Can't wait for my dog.
Unknown Speaker 51:48
But
Speaker 2 51:49
this, yeah, so the Chicago Reader further explains, you know, this other woman were talking about, quote, The buildings were designed with the pipe chases behind the medicine cabinets to provide easy access to the plumbing. If something's leaking, janitors simply have to remove the medicine cabinet to check the pipes. And this woman, I can't believe I didn't like write this in the notes. But I can't remember if it was this woman who found the 13 year old boys stuck or to someone else in the building, but they said that they would like tie their door shut at night to like, oh, people from us like coming. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 52:32
Oh, I hate that.
Speaker 2 52:36
So I also want to note that Ruthie had even like reported her daughter breaking in through her medicine cabinet. Because she it was I guess one of the times she wasn't living with her because she was in and out of prison. So she would like kick her out sometimes. But yeah, so even her daughter had come in through the medicine cabinet. Broken and mercy called the police on them and reported it so it's like there's all these reports like she hadn't even reported it before.
Unknown Speaker 53:04
But
Speaker 2 53:06
she wound up dying that way. So that's damn just fucking terrifying to think about. I found a couple other just or I guess one other just short mare story. I don't think it's as scary. Well, before we move on, thoughts, comments
Speaker 1 53:28
um, I wish I could say I'm surprised by police and competence and prejudice but
Unknown Speaker 53:39
I'm not
Speaker 2 53:43
just God landward this annoys me that they didn't try to check if she was safer sooner. Like
Speaker 1 53:50
oh, whoa, there's a fucking door. Guess there's nothing we can do. Oh
Unknown Speaker 53:56
god.
Speaker 2 53:58
Yeah, like I'm curious if her friend didn't fucking do it herself. They probably wouldn't have checked until like, a week or two after a report of a bad smell.
Speaker 1 54:09
Yeah, that was my thought. It just especially
Speaker 2 54:12
blows my mind since like there was reports of gunshots after the time she called it like it
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was somebody making popcorn
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trying to make popcorn
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at the dog
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so it was Mr. Just
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just a little pop up here and a pop up there. Yo, this is
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Jamie no cap. I forgot to put my resources in the thing. So I use the Chicago Reader. A blog written by the Killer Queen blog da Komm who also has her references listed, which they refer to as well, and a YouTube video by beside the dying fire, which I will link in the show notes. In 2021, there was a little tick tock story shared by
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Samantha R T. So, um
Speaker 2 55:27
So in short, basically they found out that they could move their mirror and there was a small hole behind their media. Oh,
Speaker 1 55:36
yeah, like watching it fucking unfold. Like I saw her original post and everybody was just like, what?
Speaker 1 55:45
It was scary. And then she fucking like within there by yourself. It's no way.
Speaker 2 55:50
Yeah. A little room. It kind of if I remember right, it looked like a little Hall and they could kind of see the little room. But it wasn't like, just open up into like, boom, one big room. It was just like a small hall. And then like a small room area.
Speaker 1 56:04
I'm glad you mentioned that. Because I feel like that makes Ruth story like make more sense. Like as to how you could break in through medicine cabinet.
Unknown Speaker 56:13
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 56:17
Yeah, I'm curious like, what that purpose was for the TIC tock girl because in the apartment Ruthie was in they said it was just easy access to the plumbing and stuff, which easy access to break into people's houses. But yeah, that one just looked like an extra room. It was weird. Or like a little closet that kind of like closed off or something.
Speaker 1 56:38
Oh, okay. I was thinking maybe she lived in an old building. I couldn't really remember. Like,
Speaker 2 56:44
I think it was like an older building. But I just don't know. Like, with that little room. I feel like I've seen a few different tech talks where people just like find a random covered room in their house. I have a dream, a recurring dream where like
Speaker 1 57:04
that, I have that. But that's scary.
Speaker 2 57:08
As my dreams continue. I have been kind of making use of that room a little bit. Oh, nice. Nation,
Speaker 1 57:16
you open it up and you're like, Oh, my sailorman trading cards are gonna go here
Speaker 2 57:21
and I'll hide them. Well, so if, okay, so it started out in my dream, as like, I think we had like, bought the house from like a serial killer or not, like from a serial killer. But you know, there's like a story with the house and stuff. And then like, I can't remember how I found it. But I basically found like, this little room behind a wall and I was like, Oh, this is fucking crazy. And there was like, tons of boxes and stuff back there. Um, I didn't have any dream sequences where I was rummaging through anything in the room. But in another dream sequence I had. There was now a hallway to that room, and it's cleaned up a little more. Oh, so yeah. I have like my little dream progressions like that. revisiting old locations. Do you do that in your dreams, like kind of real?
Speaker 1 58:15
There's definitely places that I go back to. I had a dream the other night that I was at the first funeral home that I ever worked at. I have a lot of dreams
Speaker 2 58:29
about me. Okay. Oh, it sounds really kind of like scary dreams. I assume they're scary. Just because I
Speaker 1 58:37
know, there like really weird like the one I had the other night. I was back at the funeral home. But it wasn't to work there. It was like, I was doing an internship for something else. But we were just happened to be doing the internship there. Oh, like, Oh, I'm learning to be a realtor. But I'm doing it at this funeral home and that makes sense in the dream.
Speaker 2 59:08
I mean, you gotta sell funeral homes. True. And caskets that's real estate. Yeah. Kind of like, I guess. Yeah, I remember this other location in my dreams I would visit it was um, the first time I saw it, I just want to bring it up because it was kind of funny. The first time I visited it, visited it in my dream was with Brandon and hope and it was like an open house and it was like a big moon shaped house that was like, by a lake. Oh, I was like, Oh, this is incredible. Um, so we fell in love with the house hope fell in love with the house and then we totally like, bought the house out from under them. And whenever I woke up, I was like, oh my god, hope I'm so sorry. I was like, I know that this is a dream and like It doesn't matter it didn't affect you, but I feel like such an asshole. Like I have to apologize. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:10
but you go back to that house. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 1:00:12
haven't been back to it for a while but whenever I have gone back it's just kind of exploring cause sounds so stupid exploring all the storage because it's such a weird shaped house so the storage like oh, this is so cool this is Oh, look at this little Macbook. I'm I'm a nook and cranny girl. That sounded weird. Yeah. Love a hot dog and my nuts and crannies. Oh, god. Okay, so the last year thing I have and I have no nothing to back this up because I could not find the articles but I swear to God, I remember reading some stuff about people breaking in through the medicine cabinet and mirrors and some Las Vegas hotel. Because they were like coming in and just like, you know, stealing stuff from the people occupying the room.
Speaker 1 1:01:17
Yeah, I feel like as now that you say that. I've heard something similar.
Speaker 2 1:01:22
Thank you. Because I was like, I maybe it wasn't Vegas. But I googled and googled and Googled, I cannot find might know
Speaker 1 1:01:29
where you're thinking of that from I think it was an episode of Let's not meet where there was a girl staying in a hotel. There was like some weird shit going on. And then she ended up finding Yes, that's what it was. Okay, wow.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:43
I'm glad like you don't know how the fuck I remember
Speaker 1 1:01:46
that. Okay, because that podcast has like, five to 10 stories per episode, but it sticks with you. Yeah, there are some from there that have really stuck with me. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 1:01:59
highly recommend that podcast. I can't recall. I know there's like a narrator but do they have? No the narrator reads the stories right. Okay. I'm thinking of so. That is an amazing podcast. It's really scary. Um, and also, I think it's called This isn't happening or this is actually happening. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:21
Listen to that one.
Speaker 2 1:02:22
They have the people well, I guess I imagine it as the people who experienced it. It could be voiceover actors but they have people telling it from like their point of view the things crazy shit that happened to them.
Speaker 3 1:02:37
So oh sure check. But yeah stay
Speaker 2 1:02:44
safe from your mirrors I guess from your bathroom mirrors. Oh, it's probably okay like in your house.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:51
But like a hotel or
Speaker 1 1:02:54
a big test they can do to see if it's a two way mirror. Oh yeah. Yeah, put your finger against it and I can't remember what it's supposed to do. That's the test Yeah, I
Speaker 2 1:03:08
think it's a if there's like a space between Yeah, something that the space Google that before you decide to test it yourself because I don't know.
Speaker 1 1:03:21
If you like GME creeps looking in my
Speaker 1 1:03:29
office listen, I'm listening it's access so they was looking at me the whole
Unknown Speaker 1:03:38
I'm gonna sit behind your mirror and just go scan there's a scat man
Speaker 2 1:03:45
behind the mirror. I don't even know what kind of an accent that was but it was like a nerd um, so yeah, also, I don't know how you're supposed to check if there's a hole behind your mirror I know that check on tick tock just noticed that there was like a very small breeze coming soon
Unknown Speaker 1:04:10
so yeah, I don't know at the very least he could try to lock the bathroom door before he could asleep but
Unknown Speaker 1:04:18
new fear for you guys?
Unknown Speaker 1:04:20
Yes.
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Um You should also
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fearing the follow us on social media.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:28
Yeah. She's been
Speaker 1 1:04:31
fierce like, what if you don't follow us on social media because we
Unknown Speaker 1:04:36
you're gonna miss so much awesome stuff.
Speaker 1 1:04:39
We'll sneak in and wipe your butt with the dump.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:46
In your bathroom?
Speaker 1 1:04:47
Yes, we'll come into your mirror and just wipe you down with dump can wipes or
Speaker 2 1:04:52
will come in before you use the bathroom. Oh spray some of the
Unknown Speaker 1:04:58
small shit and pumpkin
Speaker 3 1:05:00
By PooPourri yes it is. Um,
Speaker 2 1:05:06
so be looking forward to that. This pumpkin spice season. I also recommend following zero fun podcast on social media on Instagram. They post a lot of fun stuff. There are unofficial official sister podcast, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1 1:05:25
definitely listen, they have some awesome stuff. They do a lot of clips that are amazing.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:35
They got that dog in them for sure. Yes, Scott. There I go.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:40
lingo I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 1:05:43
I've just been saying words I don't usually say like, when I go through the drive thru they're like, is that it? I'm like, that'll do it. And I'm like, what the fact that I started saying that'll do it like that happens to me every once in a while earning into a dad more
Speaker 1 1:06:04
reminded me that Steve Buscemi boasts a me I never know the character that he plays in one of the Adam Sandler movies just like what's up fellow teenagers out with a skateboard
Speaker 2 1:06:20
It is me. Oh, man, it is me, man.
Speaker 3 1:06:25
Um, keep it cool kids.
Speaker 1 1:06:29
Keep it cool kids stay on drugs. Yeah,
Speaker 2 1:06:33
I think the acceptable ones like pumpkin spice. snort that shit. Two three times a day.
Speaker 1 1:06:41
I mean it's fall there's a chill in the air today so you have to
Speaker 2 1:06:48
know that that jewels from pumpkin spice of regret are no withdrawals.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:54
No shakes. Yes.
Speaker 2 1:06:57
Um, but fat heads. I think that'll do it.
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Today,
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it was fire.
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Pretty fire episodes pretty fire. Get
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you a hot dog pumpkin spice hot dog.
Speaker 1 1:07:12
We'll be back in a couple of weeks. No cap,
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no cap.