Join the ladies for a guyconic episode! We’re bringing back some of our favorite older segments and learning a bit more about the alpha males of the world.
Join the ladies for a guyconic episode! We’re bringing back some of our favorite older segments and learning a bit more about the alpha males of the world. Will Grumpy Cat beat us in the award for best podcast? Listen to find out!
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Speaker 1 0:00
All right, Alyssa close your eyes for a second. Okay. Okay, so I have a surprise. Oh. Love you
Speaker 1 0:34
I also have pets. I forgot. So for those who don't know, and that might have been a really weird intro for you, but that's a button I made for my cats to try to teach them how to talk.
Speaker 2 0:49
You've made it because you loved me.
Unknown Speaker 0:52
Oh yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah now it's the dedicated Alyssa button I forgot. Love that's for me
Speaker 2 1:05
it's funny that you brought those out because I saw a parody video the other day of somebody talking about those buttons and like how it starts out and the pet just like does treats and then like, as time goes along, they're pressing buttons. That's like, what is the meaning of life? Yeah, darkness.
Speaker 1 1:25
And like, what are what are my dreams mean? and stuff.
Speaker 2 1:30
Yeah. And then that took me to a video that was talking about how bunny the dog the very you know, popular dog that does the buttons on antidepressants. Like
Unknown Speaker 1:45
Welcome to nervous language. Rog.
Speaker 2 1:47
Welcome everyone. We love you.
Unknown Speaker 1:50
We love you. Yes.
Speaker 2 1:56
Did you bust them out to us? Or you just like found them?
Speaker 1 2:00
Oh, I found him and I was like, I have to show Listen again. And then I was like, I should do it on podcast. Yes. Um, but as most of you know, we are recording Live from Austin who and Austin is in the south. And I have a southern question for you. Alyssa. Oh, perfect.
Speaker 2 2:23
As a lifelong Southerner, I feel that I'm an expert.
Speaker 1 2:38
But yes, as a as my resident Texan expert. I have to ask you, if you were familiar with this, if it's a southern thing, or maybe it's just a Mississippi thing, okay. Um, concrete waterslides
Unknown Speaker 2:56
I don't know what that is. Okay. So, your skin, like a cheese grater.
Speaker 1 3:03
Kinda. So Mississippi, there was a waterslide park called wet willies. I think that there was more kind of light. But it was like these slides giant slides like made out of concrete but then they painted them with like this slick kind of paint. And you would get a mat and you would
Unknown Speaker 3:31
bang Oh, kids love ya.
Speaker 1 3:35
Down thing on the water, you know? But I mean, I mean, you're right. Like you'd get scraped the fuck up if you went there because like, if you fell off your mat, you're fucked. Like, yeah, you're just kind of going down, you know, trying to hit the more painted parts and some people would stand you know, like surf trying to start it sounds dangerous. I don't I don't think I've ever witnessed anyone like say like, smack the fuck out of their head, but I can imagine that it happened. Yeah. And I mean, I only went there as a kid so I only saw things through like a kid's lens. But there had to be like so many drunk adults they're just playing Oh yeah, just fucking around and just like getting injured very badly. Yeah, there was there any kind of stuff like because I remember I don't know if you're familiar with like action park but
Unknown Speaker 4:36
yeah, that's me that we should look into that. Oh,
Speaker 1 4:39
I feel like what Willie's was like my action part. Yeah, I didn't know if you might have any kind of like that from your text. And
Speaker 2 4:46
not that I can think of um I remember one time when I was super little. I thought that like a boat ramp was a slide. And so I tried to like slowed down it and then I got scraped. Oh, how? But that's the only thing. Somebody that comes to mind though. Have you been to Six Flags?
Speaker 1 5:11
Not the Texas 102 They
Speaker 2 5:14
have the rattler at the one in Mississippi. What is that? It's a ride that I don't know if they still have it, but it's like rattler like rattlesnake and it's made out of wood and it just like fucking shakes and it's terrifying.
Speaker 1 5:31
Um so the the one in New Orleans it's not open anymore but they had was it just like an actual like roller coaster? Okay, yeah, yeah, they had one of those there and I was terrified I sat down in the seat and they put the thing down I think I can't remember if I was with my sister or my neighbor. But I was I first started to freak out I was like, let me off let me off let me off and then my neighbor was like, she's fine and I was like, what? And then that went and I was just like hugging the bar the whole time like you said it like just fucking shakes the whole time you're going and it feels like it's about to break
Speaker 2 6:20
down damn nightmare. I never went on that one. The only roller coaster I think I went on at Six Flags was the Superman which is I think the one where you're like you're strapped in but like you're laying down laying.
Speaker 1 6:31
I are the Batman's where your your feet are dangling and Superman you're laying down and strapped. I like to Batman, which I was surprised because I thought I'd be really scared but I feel like I felt more even though my feet were dangling. I felt more strapped in than like just a bar coming down in front of your lap
Speaker 2 6:54
make sense? Yeah. The one in San Antonio. I remember that ride was right next to just like this huge
Speaker 1 7:03
stone wall or like
Speaker 2 7:09
not like a manmade one but just nature how there's big like rock
Unknown Speaker 7:21
geology obviously
Speaker 1 7:23
I'm not a geologist either. I just know rocks. Some rocks gonna have cleavage. Oh shit. I was just splitting thing
Unknown Speaker 7:36
pervert throughout time.
Speaker 2 7:40
We have evidence. Yeah, I totally thought that I was gonna get flung into that. Did Cole rock and die
Speaker 1 7:50
into the urethra? Um, since you said the Superman ride, it reminded me um, I went with Brian high school physics trip. We went to Six Flags because they Six Flags has like a big math and science stay. Oh, and yeah, we went on Superman. And half of us got stuck. Luckily, I was not the half that got stuck. But that's the one more guy you're just like laying straight down. So you're they're just like looking down at all the foliage underneath them. And yeah, I would have been freaked out. But I don't think anyone I particularly cared about was on the ride. So whatever. No, I'm just kidding. Whatever. Um, but yeah, what Willies is no longer open. Unfortunately. Not because people say just close but just Hurricane Katrina, and they never built back like, like, that's like most stuff happen. Oh, shit on the coast is just wiped out from Katrina, then come back.
Speaker 2 8:59
Oh, so I have some kind of updates about previous things that we've talked about. A small little update. Last week I talked about how the person watching My Cat saw my copy of the loving game under the bed. Hmm, one thing that made me feel not as bad about it. I was gonna take a picture for Instagram. So I took the game out from under the bed. And I noticed there was dust on it. So I'm hoping that you saw that. Okay, I realize I'm tweaking away more than I should but I should have taken a picture of the desk to prove to everyone listening.
Speaker 1 9:47
Now I feel like she would I feel like she's probably she saw the desta list though. She saw it. Thank you. She saw the dust and it was like, okay, these people are not sexual together. It's safe to bring my daughter here in the celibate house
Unknown Speaker 10:10
towards celibate just makes me think you're monks
Unknown Speaker 10:19
hope to
Speaker 1 10:24
oh, sorry, I was just like you go from improv there was a thing with sexy monks and so my brain went there and they said Pope and then I'm thinking sexy Pope him and did you see the thing where the this wasn't like super recent but the pope liked a picture of a sexy girl
Speaker 1 10:49
was so good I thought with the loving game that you were gonna say you went ahead and opened it to check it out again and like you notice that like some pieces are like moved around or like like she had opened it or used it or something maybe
Speaker 2 11:05
oh gosh, no, I haven't opened it. I mean, maybe I should open it What if there's a note in there that's like all be the third player. That could be a possibility.
Speaker 1 11:17
Kind of like summon like a sex demon or a succubus or whatever Incubus. If you play it
Speaker 2 11:30
we're here to talk that about the pope liking the school picture. It made me think that a good Halloween costume would be a sexy Pope. You know how there's like sexy versions of everything. That will be cool. So I'm sure
Speaker 1 11:45
you can find a few different versions of a sexy Pope doing a pole dance routine on tick tock. feel like there's gonna be tons because like I always see like that. Or, and stuff like Patrick Star. And I feel like, yeah, people definitely do that.
Speaker 2 12:06
Just Oh, okay. I was opening my phone to look for the pole dance. And I saw a text from my mother in law that said, how was the shower last night? And I forgot that I went to a baby shower last night. And I had a moment of like, secondhand embarrassment is like, sexy text. Someone else or I don't know, shower booths. See hope hope pole dance. That's hard to say
Unknown Speaker 12:43
the Pope Paul. Propaganda.
Speaker 2 12:50
Okay, it doesn't pop up readily or it's not readily available. So. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 12:57
like there's a paywall?
Speaker 2 13:00
No, um, it's just girls doing poll. None of them are dressed as the Pope, unfortunately, but
Speaker 1 13:11
oh, that's just being a page is just a poping.
Speaker 2 13:16
Another update that I have, that's not really an update. But we're talking about measurement and stuff. The last couple episodes,
Speaker 1 13:26
the thing that we're bad at, or I'm asking for you to okay, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2 13:33
It reminded me I was watching TV with chi when I think we were watching gold rush that show. And we're sitting there and they're talking about how something is 26 feet. And he vert I don't know.
Speaker 1 13:52
My brains trying to like envision how long how big. Yeah, I firefight. It's like, more than five of me laying down.
Speaker 2 14:03
Okay. Jamie. Makes sense. Yeah, I, I would have to like really stop and think about that. Well, we're watching it. And he was like, That's not 26 feet. He confidently loves like, Whoa,
Unknown Speaker 14:20
man, I confidently calls out measurement.
Speaker 2 14:28
And he like has the information to back it up too. Because at first I was like, How far could you know that? And then he was like, Well, if this thing is this tall, and this is this, then I think it would be like, you know, 20 feet, and I was like, Whoa, you are the total opposite of me and Jamie,
Speaker 1 14:50
I feel like I would have to engage my brain to well, but I swear I think sometimes but I'm just like you Do I need to? Yeah, just be like, Oh, okay, that's a thing I need to focus on, think about. Because like, I used to do some physics and it's like, Oh, if like, the shadow off that thing is, you know, comes off this far and blah, blah, blah. But my, my brain is dumb now. And I would have to, like refocus it to, to do those things. But what I lack in measurement I make up for I feel in detail. Oh, so yes, because
Speaker 2 15:40
sometimes to say that's more important. Sometimes. Yeah, sometimes details if they're missed can be catastrophe.
Unknown Speaker 15:49
I didn't say important details.
Unknown Speaker 15:55
Probably speaking,
Speaker 1 15:58
like, at work to someone sent a picture from their vacation, and someone was like, Oh, we're here to see like, out on the roof. Like, it looks weird. And I was like, No, you can see, like, down over here, there's like a little reflection of like, a Kleenex box, like, so he's looking through a window and they're like, how do you see that? I'm like, cuz I look, I don't know, I look hoping to find something weird or embarrassing?
Speaker 2 16:28
Yes. I feel like we've been conditioned to look in the background because there's all those pictures online. In the background. You never know what you're gonna find in the background.
Speaker 1 16:42
So yeah, we're all just like Reddit detectives nowadays.
Speaker 2 16:47
My sister was on dating apps for a while, and she was talking to the sky. Well, like, not really talking, talking, but they had started an exchange, and he sent her a shirtless picture. And it was one of those things where like, you could see the toilet in the mirror. And it didn't necessarily look 100% like piss. But it kind of looks like piss ill and that was the first thing I commented on. She was like, oh, yeah, he's good looking. And I was like, Did you see the toilet
Speaker 1 17:24
flush? And even if it wasn't pee than like his toilets, just really gross. So yeah, I assume she maybe stopped talking to him after that.
Speaker 2 17:36
It was just Yeah. It's funny because she sent that picture to me and her friend both at the same time. And I respond back oh my god, it's pice and then her friend just like Don't send me pictures of shirtless guys like my husband's gonna seem mad. What Yeah. And so you know there's that and then there's me that's like not even like thinking about that or looking at the guy
Speaker 1 18:08
that's in the toilet. The toilet seat was up. Yeah. Because when it back down and didn't flush it, but I feel like that's definitely a red flag. A weird red flag but a red flag
Unknown Speaker 18:29
Well, speaking of men being interesting creatures. I thought about this because of our liver King episode last time. Did you know that Spike TV had an award show?
Speaker 1 18:50
No, I didn't but I'm squeezing my hands together because I'm really god I can only imagine like the sound effects that were used during that right like explosion flame fart
Speaker 2 19:04
surprisingly there's not as many clips as I would have thought I mean there's like clips of the celebrities talking but yeah, I wanted to see like that kind of shit and like in between what was going on and and I couldn't really find a ton of stuff like that, but
Speaker 1 19:22
I felt Ah, now I know that I know this exists. I feel like you need to get like full detective. I
Speaker 2 19:27
know me too. I need to do more looking. But it was called the guys Choice Awards.
Unknown Speaker 19:36
Because we don't get those. Yeah, we
Speaker 2 19:40
don't ruin everything. award show.
Unknown Speaker 19:44
We don't get to make choices about our own bodies.
Speaker 2 19:48
You know, they have I have a hard time. The show is on from 2007 to 2016. So award shows and awards. They're like a yearly award show.
Speaker 1 20:02
Wow, what almost 10 year run? Yeah. Wow. Okay, so
Speaker 2 20:06
fucking crazy crazy. The winners were chose chose let's not award the winners were originally chosen based on voting by fans and viewers up until 2015 When the show started presenting the honorees, that sentence doesn't make sense to me. So I only know your day anywho
Speaker 1 20:35
I'll wait for more details. I feel like I have so many questions but I need to wait for it and you tell me
Speaker 2 20:40
I may not have the answers. Unfortunately. There wasn't as much as I would have hoped on this online. But there is a vice article, which vice spice my fucking everything. This is a 2014 article by Megan toaster called the guys Choice Awards was a reminder that women are objects.
Speaker 1 21:05
Yeah, I mean, not like yes, yes, way but uh, yay. Okay, fuck God brain. You guys know what I mean?
Speaker 2 21:16
So Megan washed the guys Choice Awards in 2014, which was two years or like, there was 2014 and then after that, there were only two years she caught it kind of at the tail end. So wonder if that meant it was worse or better? I'm assuming worse since it ended a couple years later, but I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 21:39
Man, these have to be somewhere.
Unknown Speaker 21:44
You should have a party. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 21:46
And we can stream it.
Speaker 2 21:49
Yeah, we could dress up as our favorite like guys Choice winner. Yeah. I have a couple quotes from her from her article. She said constant cuts to hot lip gloss chicks tepidly applauding punctuated each segment I couldn't tell if they were actually employed as hot chicks in a modeling or acting capacity or if they had been planted in the audience in case any members of the television watching public for some ungodly reason temporarily lost their erection she's fucking rips into them
Speaker 1 22:31
man Oh God it's so funny to just think it's almost just like guys paid a bunch of I mean it's kind of like Andrew cherry it's like he just paid a bunch of hot girls to be there and just like cheer for him
Unknown Speaker 22:44
good job you made a TV show. Wow.
Speaker 2 22:49
Thanks babe another thing that she said that was pretty funny. They have an award called guy con which
Unknown Speaker 23:00
Oh, I can icon
Unknown Speaker 23:04
that did not click for me. It was like that me?
Unknown Speaker 23:08
Okay, comic.
Speaker 2 23:11
This is very, like Kim's from the Barbie movie and they have their page
Speaker 1 23:18
patriarchy language where everything
Speaker 2 23:23
so Johnny Knoxville got the GG Icon Award this year.
Unknown Speaker 23:28
Sorry, what's your 2014 Okay 14 Right.
Speaker 2 23:34
The presenter when he was giving him the award said we're talking about a guy who broke his taint for real if that doesn't qualify him to be your guy icon I don't know what we'll
Unknown Speaker 23:49
oh my god
Unknown Speaker 23:56
it is just like the kids just like
Unknown Speaker 23:58
you're brave me.
Speaker 2 24:02
I hope pertains okay. So I have a kind of broke it down year by year and picked out. A couple of like noteworthy categories of awards for Ace. These are repeat one so I'll try to point those out. I believe biggest ass kicker. Which is like action movie and hottest girl on the planet. I think those are like every year. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 24:35
I hope I get hotter.
Speaker 2 24:39
podcasters on the planet. I don't know if that means much. Sure. Another recurring one is funniest MF motherfucker.
Unknown Speaker 24:56
The closer we get
Speaker 2 24:59
to see or IDs. Oh, and speaking of racks, the trophy that they would give you was like, like a rack of antlers. Oh, okay. I
Unknown Speaker 25:12
thought I
Speaker 2 25:14
was at rack now. But it would be cool if they had like a lady rack and then that rack had a rack. Yeah. They should have done that would be kind of cool. Yeah, I would want one. Let's see. In 2007, they had an award for knottiest Cyber vixen?
Speaker 1 25:43
That's really specific. It is. Was that just like made for Battlestar Galactica or something?
Speaker 2 25:51
It was like made for say, I didn't write it down, but I thought you do computery stuff, which is online. Maybe you could get that one. Yeah, that's
Unknown Speaker 26:01
my word to you.
Speaker 2 26:05
Oh, another good. reoccurring. One is sickest rhymes for referees? You A Better Rapper than me. You've created a lot of good original songs.
Speaker 1 26:21
Oh, I just make some songs for the podcast. Yeah, no, that's you too. You're fucking stealing the show. Man.
Speaker 2 26:29
The guy just guy now iconic. You are. In 2008 Hugh Hefner was awarded the alpha male award.
Speaker 1 26:41
Oh, okay. That sorry. I just, I feel like that caught me out of left field just like of course they have an alpha male.
Speaker 2 26:49
Yeah, alpha male. I don't think they have it every year, but it does pop up several more times. And they also have a brass balls Award, which I'll go ahead and play this little clip for you. Okay. This is in 2012. Adam Sandler wins the brass balls award and this is his acceptance speech.
Speaker 1 27:17
Oh, congratulations, Adam Sandler, is
Speaker 3 27:21
that someone besides myself, has finally acknowledged and recognized the greatness of my balls. And I would like to accept this award on behalf of both of them. My balls have been my good friends. Perhaps my best friends since they first dropped into their flesh hammock when I was 14. I love copping my balls in my hands when I am sitting on the couch because they fill me with warmth and make me feel safe. I love when they tried to make me laugh by putting on cowboy hats and fake mustaches
Speaker 4 28:01
and pretending to be Bush, nod city and the Sundance testicle.
Speaker 3 28:09
Before I go, let me just say to all those American balls deployed overseas, in Afghanistan or elsewhere, you are the best and bravest balls of them all.
Speaker 2 28:23
You heard you say you say? So? What did you think of that Adam Sandler clip?
Speaker 1 28:31
I thought it was I thought it was funny. I feel like he does. Like you said it just kind of shows the ridiculousness of it. I feel like he's probably one of the men that did not take it serious.
Speaker 2 28:46
Yeah, I just like can't imagine that, like turning on the TV and that's on. You're like, am I living in Idiocracy? Yeah, boy, the fuck.
Speaker 1 28:57
I'm wondering if I watched one of those at some point when I was younger.
Speaker 2 29:04
Yeah. Like I want to grow up in when a man's choice
Speaker 1 29:10
or at least Hamblen out? Yeah. Because I assume they have. I mean, maybe they don't. I assume that they just had like sexy ladies in bikinis passing out the awards. Maybe
Speaker 2 29:25
like it was other celebrities a lot of the time they may have had some sexy ladies but I'm not 100% Sure so kind
Unknown Speaker 29:32
of reputable kind of
Speaker 2 29:37
never weird award. That sounds kind of like Nazi a shin away. Oh wait. Have a concept that Nazis believe in like, oh eugenics Yeah. Okay. This the badass DNA award word that sounds a little eugenics does that was for sports people I think. Oh okay you're trying to say learning and Peyton Manning versus kurt busch and Kyle Busch okay so like best athlete but very weirdly free yeah
Speaker 2 30:27
God moving on to to those nine they gave another athlete award Brett Farve I don't think Brett Farve didn't see him on the list, but they changed the name of it to most unstoppable jocks.
Speaker 1 30:50
God it just feels like something like middle school or high schoolers have put together so
Speaker 2 30:58
you're gonna like this one. They did the most mantissa pated movie which definitely sounds like a high school thing does. The man dissipation the man anticipation and that was Inglorious Basterds in 2009.
Unknown Speaker 31:17
Oh, forgot about that movie. Yep.
Speaker 2 31:22
In 2010, they debuted their decade of hotness award. So I guess that just went to ladies that have been hot, and like on screen for a decade or more. So congratulations to 2010 Winner Charlize Theron for her decade of hotness. I don't know who that is. She was the one that played in monster with Christina Ricci the Aileen Wuornos.
Unknown Speaker 31:52
Okay, she played Aileen Wuornos
Speaker 2 31:54
or II Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. I can't think of what else she's in. But that's what I know her. Okay, that's from 2011 We have the holy grail of hot award. Sexy poke. Yeah. They did this one, I think especially for Black Swan. But the best girl on girl scene. Oh, okay. So like Mila Kunis. And yeah, and they also have our new girlfriend award. I guess it was just like new actresses that had kinda like come out that year. Oh, so the our new girlfriend or
Speaker 1 32:49
sorry, I'm cringing because I'm just like, thinking of it as like she's legal now.
Speaker 2 32:56
Oh, I agree that she's hot. Or you know it very well. Could be that. I think it was just like, oh, this is an up and coming actress. That's yeah, did her first movie or whatever.
Speaker 1 33:08
They probably wouldn't put her on there if she were like, wasn't under 30. At least. That's
Speaker 2 33:15
very true. This one I didn't really understand. It was the man Veteran of the Year, which I'm like, Okay, well could this product be? And it says I went to Christopher Sun who made the 3d Six ends in extreme ecstasy. And I was like, Is this some weird sixth thing, but it's just a movie. So I have no idea about this man. vention award.
Speaker 1 33:48
Interesting. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there's a something inside the movie that he made up but
Speaker 2 33:55
yeah, it looks like it's about some guy figuring out the sex life and stuff, but it didn't specifically say so I was like, oh, maybe it's like some robot.
Unknown Speaker 34:07
Yeah. porn or something.
Speaker 2 34:08
I'm not gonna put it past the guys Choice Awards. Yeah, no, I mean. Oh, this one I really like. In 2014. They gave an outstanding literary Achievement Award, which I was like, Oh, okay. One of the contenders was Nick Offerman. I guess he had a book called paddle your own canoe one man's fundamentals for delicious living. But the person he was going up against was grumpy cat for Grumpy Cat, a grumpy book.
Unknown Speaker 34:55
Could you imagine being up against an animal
Unknown Speaker 35:00
cabling Goddamnit I lost and grumpy cat.
Speaker 1 35:05
But I mean you can't be upset. Because I mean all right, Queen Bee cat. Yeah. Wow,
Unknown Speaker 35:15
I still have a grumpy cat mousepad
Unknown Speaker 35:17
and Nick Offerman is the guy from Parks and Rec. Yes. Right. Okay, so there is just like too grumpy. So I didn't think about it like that.
Unknown Speaker 35:24
Yeah, like cute.
Unknown Speaker 35:28
He is almost like, yeah, right. So better books in which he can't even read. He can't hold.
Unknown Speaker 35:38
Click a stupid button.
Speaker 1 35:41
He just gets up there. Like after he wins Grumpy Cat and just spams. Like bitch, bitch.
Speaker 2 35:53
So in 2015, the show was kind of slowing down. You could tell there wasn't really anything noteworthy that year. But one thing I knew you would like, is that Dwayne The Rock Johnson one hero of the year? Oh, cool. You wish that he was there yet? So we're happy for him?
Speaker 1 36:13
Yeah. He's, I hope nothing bad comes out about him.
Speaker 2 36:18
I know. It's scary. But it's probably inevitable. Yeah,
Speaker 1 36:22
there's another person that I just really want, like a hug from and bad stuff came out about them. And I'm like, really sad.
Unknown Speaker 36:31
No know. Crazy?
Speaker 1 36:34
Yeah. But good. Good for good old wine. Yeah. So Wayne,
Unknown Speaker 36:39
wine, Dwayne Brown.
Unknown Speaker 36:43
Do you know what his middle name is?
Unknown Speaker 37:00
Let me look at Dwayne Douglas Johnson. Douglas sounds we get to the right. Yeah. The Rock Yeah. Was there any more categories?
Speaker 2 37:17
Um, the last year was 2016. Which is crazy to think about. That's when Trump was an office. Oh, so yeah, it really wasn't that long ago. I guess I just realized that. Sam but no, the last year it looked like it had really slow down and there weren't that many categories and nothing was really interesting. It wasn't like anything funny. I guess the riders had stopped giving a fuck and they're like, this fucking award show diver. Male it's crazy because ball or whatever.
Speaker 1 37:56
I feel like I feel like the writers already don't really give much of a fuck anyway. On spike back in the day, not now. I'm not saying writers now. But yeah.
Speaker 2 38:09
Yeah. So do you have any questions, comments?
Speaker 1 38:14
Oh, I had the question about if sexy ladies and bikinis are hanging out their world, but that's an unconfirmed Yeah. Um, was there whenever you're looking around? Was there any other like celebrities mentioned that? Like, there were
Speaker 2 38:33
some big ones on there like Kevin Hart was on there is a presenter. I mean, it was like actual, pretty big celebrities. Thing Joe Pesci was on there like Clint Eastwood presented an award. Clint Eastwood actually got part of something he said cut from the TV version. That was it was the year that Caitlyn Jenner had come out as trans and was on the cover of Rolling Stone and oh, I can't remember exactly what it was that Clint Eastwood said but maybe it's because I'm tired today, but I was like, What I don't get how this was like,
Speaker 1 39:16
Maybe he likes such some shit about it or something. But
Speaker 2 39:20
I read whatever he said, and I was like, I don't Oh, okay. I don't get it. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't necessarily like what he said but maybe he just had a tone or something. Maybe cut that
Speaker 1 39:36
but we have to find it. I was surprised it didn't give him like GG iconic or brass or whatever. Maybe that's why he was better when the category they had for him was just like, like, Best Western actor that does blah, blah blah. like we would win. Best podcasters that pooped in a pool and that would be us. Mmm hmm. Any more questions about it? Um, yeah, cuz I asked the celebrity thing because I noticed Mel Gibson when you showed me the Adam Sandler thing and it was like that they have good celebrities but no, I don't I don't think I have any other questions about it. I just want to see it. Just like I want to see what it was like. Yeah,
Speaker 2 40:39
I don't really care about watching celebrities accept their award and like, the other stuff like yeah, see the though. I did see a clip of Rihanna got like, hottest woman in the world or something at some point and reserved? Yeah. It was kind of weird. She's just like, hey, thanks. Hey, thanks. Comfortable.
Speaker 1 41:04
I don't know that would be kind of weird to go but like slept on. Like all these. Yeah, creepy dudes are like
Unknown Speaker 41:12
Steve boners in the audience right now. They're all looking at me.
Speaker 1 41:18
They like put my hand Viagra out like an appetizer. appetizers.
Speaker 2 41:27
They like okay, it's been over four hours to call the doctor still going.
Speaker 1 41:34
Maybe the rounds after four hours this check? Did they do? Do you happen to know? Did they do any, like forms of entertainment that they have? Like, musical guests or anything?
Unknown Speaker 41:47
I can't recall.
Speaker 1 41:51
I don't think they did. Okay. I feel like they probably wouldn't have enough money for something quite like that. But I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
Speaker 2 42:03
When I was watching one of the videos, it was like, I feel like they used kind of creative camera angles to make it look like there were more people there than there. Okay. But I could that could just be me projecting because this is a shitty something.
Speaker 1 42:25
We couldn't afford a musical guest we had to pay for all these hot women to clap for us.
Speaker 2 42:32
But I do want to see if I can find the clip of Hugh Hefner accepting the alpha, alpha male award. I feel like that would be pretty funny. Yeah, I have a whole thing on Playboy that I want to do. Oh, okay. Cool. I was like, super into Playboy stuff around. I guess it was like 2007 2008 There was a playboy reality show.
Speaker 1 42:58
And, oh, I never saw it. But I think I vaguely remember it was called
Speaker 2 43:04
The Girls Next Door. And like, I just I love that show. And they have a podcast now. And I fucking love it. Like, yeah, yeah, they're just like, such cool girls. Like, I feel like I could be friends with them. And it was also just so fascinating to me, like, seeing their life there. And I mean, they live in this gigantic mansion and stuff, but it's all the MTV Cribs.
Unknown Speaker 43:29
Oh, yeah, mansion. Yeah.
Speaker 2 43:33
Yeah, so I was like, super into that. It was like it's so fucking weird. It's like a car crash.
Speaker 1 43:40
can't look away. That's how I felt about like 16 Kids and Counting.
Unknown Speaker 43:45
Yeah
Speaker 1 43:49
and that car has crashed and crashed and crashed. And it is burning
Speaker 2 43:56
as it should. Yeah. Hopefully the ones that are actually cool got out alive but everybody else burn and a fiery fire.
Speaker 1 44:09
Yeah, some of them are like I know one of them. I think it was ginger. I could be wrong but one of them like wrote a book about like their experience and stuff like that. But I think it's more skewed towards religion because it's I think it's more about like finding your right way to religion because she grew up with it all like structured and ruled and you can't do this you can't do that. So it's just kind of like her three finding God or whatever religious people do. You know? Well,
Unknown Speaker 44:48
that was a sexy episode sexy Pope episode. This is gonna get an award For best, sexy episode,
Speaker 1 45:03
best man cast all of you know what I think all of you fat heads are GG iconic in your own ways. You don't need to look up to Puku on it. I can't remember. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 45:22
fuck Juan de Tomic
Unknown Speaker 45:26
Knoxville, Johnny Knoxville. No I take that back you guys all all have to live up to Johnny next yeah
Unknown Speaker 45:31
Buster tain open bless your teen
Unknown Speaker 45:33
open where aviators no matter how
Unknown Speaker 45:37
old you are. Yes.
Speaker 1 45:39
And don't let anything hit the face. Yeah that's like one of the things I remember the most was he was always protected space
Speaker 2 45:51
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Speaker 1 46:08
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Speaker 2 46:25
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Speaker 1 46:29
I this button reminded me you fix me It taught me to love again because I heard myself saying it and it was like whoa, I can I can I can love Love is love All right, we love you fat heads
Unknown Speaker 46:51
party on