Liver Caveman…I mean King update! This episode starts with a little up-tate, a Liver King update, and a medical freakout at the end of the episode!
Liver Caveman…I mean King update! This episode starts with a little up-tate, a Liver King update, and a medical freakout at the end of the episode!
Liver King Videos:
Liver King anniversary video: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv2buy6gVEV/
Liver King sharing a treat with his pups: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7i9umOUx4/
Snakes on a Plane by Liver King https://www.instagram.com/p/CwIdceLsBFT/
Music used in recreation of Liver King video:
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
So, Jamie, you know how a while back I told you that I got that penthouse "the loving game" board game and well, yeah, we read about it on the podcast. Well
Unknown Speaker 0:14
this is gonna sound like I'm lying, but I'm not. I've never we've never actually played it because it's a weird game. Well, the rest of the story is really gonna make me look like a fucking liar. So I guess somebody was like coming over or something. And I was like, oh, it's weird to have this, like, sexy, board game. Yeah, so it just shoved it under my bed.
And I haven't thought about it. Well, we've gotten out of town a couple times, and a lovely neighbor has come and
watched her cats and sometimes all of goes under the bed.
Unknown Speaker
As I have experienced. Yeah, we've been under our bed.
Unknown Speaker 1:23
Many a woman have been under a bed
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we got back from a trip recently, I noticed there was something kind of sticking out from under the bed. So I looked down, and it was the loving game board game. So the lady that went under our bed to get all live probably saw it under there and was like, Oh, this is like their sex game. Quick, put it back
Unknown Speaker 1:53
Like our worst dream come true. Like, do I text her and be like, it's just a joke, but that feels fucking weird. Like, I'm like,
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a board game.
Unknown Speaker 2:04
We don't use it. It's
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for sex. It's for laughter
Unknown Speaker 2:12
I just keep thinking about that. And how she was probably like, ill. They're married. And they have said, sex item and touch
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that it have, I assume it didn't have like the cellophane on it anymore.
Unknown Speaker 2:31
Like read the different squares. She's like, it's heavily you
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just play this every day. So yeah, I meant to put it on eBay. And that was a good reminder to actually. So no one else sees it.
Unknown Speaker 2:49
Yeah, I feel like I have like a weird collection of things in my house since the podcast. I mean, it's not like super weird, but it's like,
Unknown Speaker 2:56
I still have my feet prints on Yeah, it just looks like 365 months old. And then like the hit the comfort wipe. I hit it in my car.
Unknown Speaker 3:09
Because yeah, I was like, I don't wanna have guests come over and just have like a comfort wipe. Let's just kind of like out.
Unknown Speaker 3:14
I want like a little podcast corner, you know, but it's so weird. Collections.
Unknown Speaker 3:21
Did she I assume she has not said anything. No. Okay. Well, lady, she's a lady. But the thing is, like her daughter that's probably like, 13 would come with her. So like, I have this cross stitch in our room that I made. That's just like funny. And it says we've had sex in this room. Oh, and it's just funny, because like, you can put it in any room and it's like, oh, no, yeah. So I just like put it in our room because I didn't want to like forget it was out like my mother in law table or something. Yeah, so I noticed whenever we got back from a trip last time that the picture was kind of like it's on a shelf with other stuff. And it was kind of like, cooked over like maybe she like kind of hid it from her daughter or something. Oh, or maybe it just fell over? I don't know. So Mike is every time she's coming over there's some weird shit where she's like sling. Yeah, she's just like, I can't bring my dog.
Unknown Speaker 4:20
Benbow was how
Unknown Speaker 4:24
that's funny though, because I just remember we've talked about that before just being scared of having someone come over to watch your pet or house and then they just like find that basket of dildos under your bed. That doesn't exist. Yeah, except it does.
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The game.
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Welcome all you sexy listeners. Yeah, nervous laughter podcast. We see you wearing sexy clothes. Little slug doing sex. Yes, sexy stuff.
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Bloody things with your ears for years.
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Your ears because you're listening to us so it's
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okay.
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I'm not good at the sex to talk. Sure you are sure. Other painters are enjoying it. Speaking of sexy
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Who's that? Not sexy bulk. That you forgot his name which was amazing. I'm, that's like such an energy boost or? I don't know, it feels good. I forgot what his name was I texted Alyssa. I was like, Who is that like jerk bold? Like weird motherfucker. We like a lot of people but she was talking about Andrew Tate. But he took both of us the second and you were the one that remembered because I was like, oh, yeah, it took me a while. I think I had to google it.
Unknown Speaker 5:50
Like misogynist bald man guy went to jail for trafficking meme or just
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like there are 10,000 pages of results.
Unknown Speaker 6:01
Well, I was gonna do an Andrew.
Unknown Speaker 6:04
An update, update. Thank you can think of it.
Unknown Speaker 6:08
It's a no, there's more stuff coming out with his sex trafficking thing. And it's just depressing. But I did find kind of an uplifting thing. Apparently, Andrew Tate has a sister. Her name is Janine Tate. And it's rumored that she does not get along with her brothers. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 6:33
That's awesome. Because probably assholes. Probably.
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She has a pretty private life away from the public eye. She's a lawyer, which is cool.
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She's 30 1am. And there's a really hilarious picture of her at her graduation with the tape brothers. So
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look at their stupid faces.
Unknown Speaker 7:02
I'll definitely be putting this on Instagram, but they just look like like, a little bit. You're getting all the attention because she did something. She's smart. Women should just be in the kitchen. Not on the graduation podium. Did they shouldn't they shouldn't let women learn there's a problem here. Did a hit remember if Intertape with the college or anything? hustlers University, maybe? University University. Yeah, he's a professor of hustling Jamie. I'm dumb. I did see a video not terribly long ago that was
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talking about Andrew Tate. And they just mentioned
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he just has like a big thing that like his dad cheated on his mom or whatever, when he was down there. So it's cool. Probably. Well, so he took inspiration. So he was just talking about stuff. And then he went like, way off the rails. And he was just like, Yeah, I haven't seen my dad in like 10 years and I've been like dating all these chicks and blah, blah, blah. And my dad came to visit me I went to like pick him up from the airport with like, my two ladies. Yeah. And the Bugatti I rented for the hustler University commercial.
Unknown Speaker 8:21
Um, but he was like, Yeah, Dad, I got like this one and this one. And then he was like my father said.
Unknown Speaker 8:31
Don't you remember getting mad at me for cheating on your mother? Or just like something like that? It's just like, I am not giving the delivery like the craziness that he did. Um, but yeah, if just maybe just give that a little Google will try and find it posted on Instagram. Okay, yeah, I want to see what Andrew Tate Oh, actually, maybe this was Andrew Tate's daddy in the picture here. Oh, actually, he's wearing a fedora
Unknown Speaker 9:03
breaking news. Oh, Andrew Tate's a fedora. Descend my door, daddy. It makes sense. He's wearing a black fedora, and a bright blue shirt and a tie. And very old school. He's not wearing like the ugly stupid suits that young men do that look like Peewee Herman suits.
Unknown Speaker 9:28
Like that's now and the mom
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kind of has a mullet but not quite.
Unknown Speaker 9:40
I love a lady. I'm like Anna mullet.
Unknown Speaker 9:43
Yeah, I'll take family. Um, I'm happy that they have the sister. I was gonna say Georgina, but I know. That's that's the outdoor cat's name. I know. It's
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Janine. Janine. Yes. Janine. Thank you Janine for not being
Unknown Speaker 10:00
Crazy. Thank you for being a lawyer. Yeah. Ah, she did our dream. Lawyers. Yeah. Maybe I have to look her up more because that sounds like a really uplifting story. And speaking of uplifting stories and people have a little liver King update.
Unknown Speaker 10:22
Because he uplifts
Unknown Speaker 10:24
he tries to uplift people. Because all the depressed people he's trying to change the world. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 10:33
But he's lifting them weights son. So, after all the substance abuse came out with lover King, steroids and human growth hormone.
Unknown Speaker 10:46
He decided that he would do a 220 days natty a for those of those non bodybuilders. That's natural, not like natty light.
Unknown Speaker 11:01
The beer, I just had the biggest iro because why should we fucking believe him now? He said he was natty before. Will he truly be Natty? That's what the people want to know. And that's what the people are asking.
Unknown Speaker 11:16
Like your fucking liar. Yeah, I didn't take like great notes on this because I like hopped around to some different, like bodybuilder stuff. But they'll kind of were saying the same thing or just kind of like,
Unknown Speaker 11:28
I can't definitively say that he's taking steroids without like a pee test. But
Unknown Speaker 11:34
it sort of seems like he may not have stopped.
Unknown Speaker 11:38
Some people are like, maybe he did kind of stop a little bit. But
Unknown Speaker 11:46
if you're just gonna like straight off steroids, you're not going to like, lose a bunch of muscle and then just be like, Hey, I'm natural. So people are even saying like, it doesn't really matter. Because like he, he's taken steroids for so long, so much for so long, that he basically has this like base built. That's like not gonna really go away for a very, very incredibly long time.
Unknown Speaker 12:10
It's hard to just lose it. So even if he was not still taking any of that stuff. I mean, it doesn't matter because it's not like, he's just gonna drop a bunch of weight. Or,
Unknown Speaker 12:27
like, it's just yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 12:33
I went to read his most recent blog post first. And I felt confused because it just felt like a bunch of different ramblings and I was like, Oh, my god, is this like, is this the steroid use, like coming out. But as I was, like, going back to other blogs, it seems like he has this one blog post that he started with, and then just kept, like, adding shit into it for the next blog post, or the next blog post for these
Unknown Speaker 13:01
are the status updates, eight status updates that he's doing?
Unknown Speaker 13:06
So just to kind of so sorry, I'm going to kind of go through this blog a little bit. So if it's kind of all over the place, I apologize.
Unknown Speaker 13:16
So in the liver kings, not a good writer, I'm shocked. I mean, how else do you think he made all that money? That was another thing I didn't I didn't want to talk about this too much. Because I didn't like research it but he he had a blog post that was like, liver kings worth like 130 million or just 30 million. I don't I don't fucking remember a lot of money. And I think some of the stuff I looked up like he is worth the net worth was like millions but it wasn't like, as high as he was saying. So that's something I'd have to look into. So like I don't know if his net worth has gone up. I did not see anything to prove that but he's just
Unknown Speaker 13:56
making shit up I guess. So you're saying that a man exaggerated the size of something relating to him?
Unknown Speaker 14:06
Oh, like yes, just like his muscles.
Unknown Speaker 14:11
And everything. Yeah, that was a good one. I like that. I'm gonna give Rob credit because I was thinking about this joke he made he posted in our Discord and was like well, it's no wonder that you know, y'all aren't that women aren't good at like mileage and distance and stuff because you've been getting told that like small increments are nine inches all your
Unknown Speaker 14:37
so many different examples of what nine and none of them are right.
Unknown Speaker 14:43
So thank you, Rob. Yes, thank you and join our Discord. Everyone's fun. Yeah, it's nervous laughter podcast. We'll put it in the description.
Unknown Speaker 14:53
So the blog post he had on the 20th of this month, or I'm sorry,
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September now 20th of August
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it was titled Welliver King back on steroids find out in this week's confessional.
Unknown Speaker 15:12
So you know, it all kind of get to that part, like at the end of the blog post because like I said that it's just like, he couldn't he just like, took the last blog post copied, pasted and then appended on to it for some reason.
Unknown Speaker 15:25
So some of this could also possibly be out of order. But he had a
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him and his wife hit 19 years anniversary. So one of his things he was talking about was celebrating 19 years with my queen, my wife, my queen,
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you made that mistake, that was a great
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my queen.
Unknown Speaker 15:56
And he also posted a little thing on Instagram with it, but um, I'm gonna just do all the Instagram stuff later. But he wrote a little bit about it too. So I'm gonna read read what he wrote.
Unknown Speaker 16:08
I'm gonna try to do voice like you did to you, my queen. I'm forever grateful. And I pledge my undying efforts to further the interests of the tribe. And unite, unite this fight on a grand adventure together. As we celebrated deep into the night, a small army of five shows up at our app up at our tent door while liver King is sleeping. They demand to talk to me. Liver Queen says you're gonna have to wake him because I'm not. Next thing you know, I'm being issued an ultimatum to give up my gun or leave immediately. They give me 10 minutes to decide. Remind me I don't know. Like, how the fuck did he get here? Sounds like the shittiest reality show.
Unknown Speaker 16:55
reminding myself that sometimes you lose. You actually when I reluctantly put the pit viper in the safe, remove the safe from the previously vaulted shelf and conceded, we exchanged pleasantries. I gave a generous tip to show no hard feelings. Liver queen and I had a good laugh. And I went back to sleep with no problem at all. Because unbeknownst to them, I am Luther King, I have three more firearms by my side.
Unknown Speaker 17:27
What a nice thing to write about your wife.
Unknown Speaker 17:32
I forgot it was supposed to be about his wife number one, but number two, like I don't understand who the tribe of five were, and also we kneeler Okay, so it doesn't make sense, right? Like when you said like tribe of five. I was like, oh, maybe he's gonna, like willing. Yeah, he's maybe this is like his family. But then it's like, they surrounded our tent and took my gun, but I have more guns, which is a theme will kind of maybe get into a little more with the Instagram, but he's just kind of like going in the way of just like, look how many guns I have now. It's like the livers not bringing enough attention. He's just got to like, buy a bunch of guns now. He should take a liver and like carve a gun. Or like make a gun out of liver. That will be cool. Oh, yeah. Shoot a liver with a gun. That will fire and see it explode. That will be cool. Yeah. Hit us up. I'm down for that liver cancer.
Unknown Speaker 18:36
Which is a small tangent. Just to mention to the viewers, or listeners that maybe missed it. I'm shooting a liver made me think of shooting Bud Light. Which reminds me Kid Rock has been seen drinking Bud Light. Wow. surprising that a man like that would not stick to his word. Yeah, interesting.
Unknown Speaker 19:01
So
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sorry, I just got just like, just silently angry for a second.
Unknown Speaker 19:11
Go see the Barbie movie. It's the best movie that's come out over here. And soon. Yeah, I just want to live in Barbie land more than anything.
Unknown Speaker 19:23
You see those videos and it's like, hypotheticals where a girlfriend is like, would you love me if I was a worm and like that, like, one day I was talking to Jay and I was like, just so you know if Barbie land is ever real fucking moving here with or without you. I don't like I have to go. And he was like, Okay. And I almost like started getting mad. Like, you're not excited about hypothetical Barbie like, you're not gonna go for me.
Unknown Speaker 19:54
You don't seem excited about this.
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I will
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Going to Barbie land if ever becomes real, and I told him that we could have like pink tools. We could wear the pink jumpsuits in the movie to work on pink cars. sounds fucking sick. So I just want to be a worm and Barbie land. That's cool. So let me
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do my own thing.
Unknown Speaker 20:19
So, back with liver King, um,
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so he, he just like talks about just random shit. But the the next interesting thing he talked about was is natty update. Okay, so after 220 days of being natty liver King is back on technology. I need to see how long that is. Like that seemed like, like almost a year. Yeah. So 220 divided by like 30 We'll say for a month, so that's 7.3 months. Like, I feel like that the scandal didn't break that long ago.
Unknown Speaker 21:03
I think it was, I remember it being
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November December. Oh, kind of. I was kind of surprised to cuz I remember it being like super recent. And then we're like, holy shit. That was like at the end of last year.
Unknown Speaker 21:20
Because I was looking for updates on his
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lawsuit and stuff too. Because I think that happened in December if I'm
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if I'm remembering the timeline correctly, um, but I couldn't find any updates on it at all. So I don't know if it just hasn't been handled or I'm sure if there's like a settlement. We'll hear about it.
Unknown Speaker 21:42
But, yeah, so after 220 days, Natty liver King says he is quote, back on the technology, more specifically, steroid, singular and low dose, human growth hormone.
Unknown Speaker 21:59
Everyone around me has Oh, let me sorry, let me do a voice. Everyone around me has put in their nickels worth saying shit that ranges from why you're looking better than ever. You don't need that shit to bro steroids are awesome, you should get back on them.
Unknown Speaker 22:18
Until you've marched a barbarian mile in my boots, a pound of fresh, raw testicles every day for 220 days and dealt with recurrent injuries that sidelined and required a CT scan. I'm going to live my life by my terms. I've proven myself what I needed to prove what's going 220 days off steroids is not proving anything. Just want to interject that
Unknown Speaker 22:48
I see the utility of this technology and I'm using it again to optimize if you want to know the specifics, drop a comment. But but if you want about not being in it not being ancestral or primal, I'll say louder for everyone in the back. The name is liver King, not liver caveman. How do kings live? Brutal? Where do kings live? I didn't show up two years ago and say meal deliver caveman me make fire sleeping cave sister brother technology bad we can interject here with you fucking have said all of that stuff. You put your phone away in this little box and sleep on the floor because you had the grounded whatever blah blah blah shit like
Unknown Speaker 23:43
this sounds like the onion writing something that livre King would have said it does right? Yeah, it's just so much. Sorry to interrupt. I'm just playing No. Am I hallucinating? No, no, he's gaslighting everybody
Unknown Speaker 24:00
um yeah so he's definitely has said those things
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Oh, make fires sleeping cave
Unknown Speaker 24:13
I mean, I guess he never said like sleeping cave but he's like, I like to sleep on the use this kind of mat or whatever. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:23
I'm a self made king is the mark of a man who earns who creates unequivocal
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who creates on equivocal value to unite a fight the earth and himself. It's called ancestral living in the modern world. It's the ultimate juxtaposition, where the way of the barbarians the nine tenets needs modern man to Ford. Whatever goddamn life he wants to shape and create.
Unknown Speaker 24:58
I have a bit more
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to read so if you want to interject with any comments or questions
Unknown Speaker 25:05
I'm a bit speechless. So, go ahead, okay.
Unknown Speaker 25:11
The modern day man is no different. The ancestral lifestyle is a fundamental primal framework to express our highest and most dominant form. The modern world with all its imperfections, offers great utilities to optimize further to become even more which he did spell it like mo o ar.
Unknown Speaker 25:33
Okay, I've made my natty point proud as for doing so and I'm gonna live my life by my terms which he cannot say enough
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my way or the highway
Unknown Speaker 25:49
man I almost just don't want to read the rest of this because it's just kind of like the same just rambley stuff like me man. We left the comfort of the cave and invented percussion technology watch the smashing of things to gain access to nutrient nutrient rich brains and bone marrow the fuck is he talking about? I don't even I forget what the main point was him being Natty. Yeah, he's claiming because he's like I'm going back on this technology and technology is okay to us because our primal ancestors develop technology to smash things and make things easier you should smash his head into a rock Yeah, and so he's also comparing this to like, we invented language technology that's like dude not the fucking same
Unknown Speaker 26:41
so yeah, he blah blah blah just talking about more shit that we invented. Point is the evolution of technology as long as it's used as a utility as opposed to pure entertainment that distracts from doing the thing to create value. It's pretty goddamn primal
Unknown Speaker 27:02
so yeah, he's just like continues just to talk more about the same kind of thing
Unknown Speaker 27:09
pretty goddamn primal if I don't say so myself when the who brings up travel by horseback travel by jets. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 27:20
and yes, HRT which I think is probably a human something. Therapy something for let me look up what that is. I think it might be related to human human growth hormone hormone replacement therapy gene
Unknown Speaker 27:43
I only have brain which that's another thing I noticed on his Instagram he posts a lot of
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like eating eyeballs like straight out of school and shit like that and it's just like oh
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so yeah, he's basically just
Unknown Speaker 28:02
giving excuses to just like us all this modern technology and also guns flow is like a it's up to a primal the sword what is the utility to wield as a weapon to build and create or retract and destroy? Choose your weapons wisely? Aim high. Get to fucking work and
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build
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get to fucking work. Oh, this was Oh god. Another thing sorry. I feel like this is taking up more time than I that I expected. Totally fine. It's blowing my mind but in the same blog. I don't know what like what date this came from because this is all like smushed together in one weird blog but he had a section that was just called liver Qing roles.
Unknown Speaker 28:52
Roles are ro l Yeah. When you know you're when you know your why in the world winning is a foregone conclusion all you got to do is sort sort the how and the what that's the easy part define your highest leverage rules no more than four assigned a profound why to each and take massive fucking action to execute here mine
Unknown Speaker 29:18
What are your Slover King pledge was the was the
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number one dominant man
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it's my biological imperative and amplifies my impact in other roles.
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Which are dad
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delivered daddy.
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So that one day they came to believe in themselves self made kings.
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Husband, my complimentary opposite the bounce to my blade, my line
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my soulmate. She makes
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Give me holding gives me my edge
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and the last one see Oh
Unknown Speaker 30:13
of course yeah makes sense to which the description he gives for that is 4000 a day kill themselves and there's something we can goddamn do about it. I don't see how he's doing it. Liver King you're really making me want to kill myself so it's about to be 4001
Unknown Speaker 30:34
Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and donate to fucking causes for like nerves?
Unknown Speaker 30:42
Yeah
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so yeah, his
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status of steroids. I mentioned earlier that he's back on the technology. But more specifics he says, Since January 2, I've been an upgraded
Unknown Speaker 31:06
I've been a more dominated version of myself. With 220 days clocked of primal natty savagery
Unknown Speaker 31:18
sorry, he's a man. So why are you laughing at him?
Unknown Speaker 31:23
Man?
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Yeah,
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I'm
Unknown Speaker 31:29
working 2.0 is officially back on a steroid and a low dose of human growth hormone. Since I just started this, it's too soon to comment, but will in the subsequent confessionals. Be sure to drop comments, questions, love in hate. I love it all.
Unknown Speaker 31:51
So that's all from the blog. I'm just going to live her diary.
Unknown Speaker 31:59
I'm
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EXO XO liver.
Unknown Speaker 32:06
I feel like he's writing this on like, old paper that's like brown and he has like a quill pen and writing it by fireside. And he has the chef the chef guy has
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got about I can't remember his name Chef Alex. I think he has him just like transposable on the computer on his website. Or it's like
Unknown Speaker 32:29
like in the office whenever
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BJ Novak sets up a creed bots.
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And he's like, it's just a Word document
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that I gave him get out the computer for some liver King thoughts. This is technology that I can use because I'm informing the world and keeping people from killing themselves
Unknown Speaker 32:57
live working out
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anything else as a new so he still uses looking out and also choose your weapon? I
Unknown Speaker 33:10
feel angry. It's so stupid. Yeah, yeah. I just felt I mean, granted, I'm having a weird day today. But when you're reading that, I felt very confused and a lot of it felt confused reading through it. Especially like when it's like 19 years with my wife and then he's just like, I got attacked by some dudes and forfeited my gun but I have more guns and it's like
Unknown Speaker 33:41
I don't know what that's supposed to be. I don't know if the only thing I can think of that tries that can rationalize it for me is if he's like, I've protected my wife or something but it's like true. You can connect with your feelings, man. It's okay. You can say hey, love your wife and her tears
Unknown Speaker 34:06
and I have a few Instagram updates can't wait to see those Yeah, Haney oh god body. So he's kind of read in some of them. So I don't know if that's some of the steroid stuff coming through or if he's just like sunburned, but probably some of them he looks a little rough.
Unknown Speaker 34:27
I only checked about like the 20 most recent post. He probably doesn't believe in sunscreen. I mean, I would put money on that a lot of people think that it's bad and that you need to get more sun. Yeah, like I've even heard things where people talk about like, how it's bad to wear sunglasses because it makes your eyes weak against the sun. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 34:54
no, but whole fun absorption for energy. said only
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Breakfast and sun Moby Hall. All the energy I need. surreal thing people say What's wrong Connie? You've barely son your Bible today
Unknown Speaker 35:11
barely touched your son behold.
Unknown Speaker 35:16
I was curious like why people get red with steroids and I said, uh, according to men's health
Unknown Speaker 35:24
bodybuilders skin sometimes takes a reddish glow since steroids cause water retention, which raises blood pressure, so they will bet all too well from working at the blood bank.
Unknown Speaker 35:38
Yeah motherfuckers that you had to throw like my doctor says when you did get blood extracted,
Unknown Speaker 35:45
like Solebury donated blood pressure is 200 over 180 You're about to have a stroke.
Unknown Speaker 35:55
Let me know numbers. That would be like Dad, I think but you know, I mean, like, the top number probably not too far off like 180 200
Unknown Speaker 36:05
which if you Google says is like borderline stroke but they were like it's
Unknown Speaker 36:13
yeah, I'm um, I'm also I guess I just haven't taken the time to commit to remembering blood pressure numbers. Um, they're just like, Yeah, your blood pressure is fine. Like cool. I don't remember the numbers you said.
Unknown Speaker 36:28
Um, and of course with some of the other Instagram videos that's just you know, him eating a bunch of raw meats. There was even one where he like
Unknown Speaker 36:39
I'm assuming it was his mouth but they put a bunch of like, chicken feathers or something over a mouth and made like an egg like popping out something that yeah, that was him. Yeah. Maybe we just took that beginning part of the video because the second part was him like looking up and then he just drops on his mouth. So I guess he just did like a duet or whatever. I didn't know it was like an original original thing. He doesn't have the creativity for the special thought about that. But yeah, so you just takes the role eats the Raleigh like that he's just like flew for King raw. Whoa, whatever.
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I'm eating it straight out of skulls you know how he be. Um, so I brought up his 19 year anniversary with with the liver Queen happy anniversary and I just wanted to show you the beginning but opening of this video and then I'll just explain the rest because it's kind of boring. By Glee here comes the king like what I got you a bouquet of hearts and some legacy time pieces. I'm calling it Guns and Roses to celebrate our 19 years together
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wow, yes, really something gives her a bouquet of raw hearts couple guns and she gives him a pig head.
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A pig head and like the head was surrounded by something I don't know if it was like guts or something right there was like a border.
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I didn't really candlish Okay, yeah, so around the pig head. I don't know if that's like a liver or like a snake. They do like snake a wine.
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Yeah, and then the rest of the video is just like the chef just yelling as he prepares.
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So what do you think about that was romantic. It was never got you wrong? That's true. He never has. I would like the guns though to put next to the board game under the
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sexy going, sir sexy guns. There's one part where she says you got me hearts. And it sounds like she said, You got me hard.
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Which it took me a minute to figure out that wasn't what she was saying. The way she said it almost makes me sad because it's like, I don't know. It's just so quiet. Maybe she just didn't feel like doing it. But it's almost just like, I don't want to do this. She has a little baby voice got me.
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Maybe I'm a little hyper aware about that stuff though.
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Um
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Oh, and then oh, God, this was gross. Oh.
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Makes me nervous.
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Oh, I got let me just show it to you. And then we'll describe it just because I Yeah, so here we go. Oh, now.
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You got a trade.
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You get a trade
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that you got to show your dad.
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You get a treat. But don't take all of it. We're still sharing you
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You could have
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you could have have, you could have only out to the other half is from me. You could chew on it. My
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well
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go ahead, you guys. We all get treated
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I want to get egg
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Yeah. Have you ever shared a snack with your dog before listeners? And I don't mean to break okay here oh here you want to try it? I mean like you ate all the meat off the bone you're sucking on the bone for some reason you let your dog chew all over the bone then you stick it back in your mouth. Then you stick it back in your dog's mouth and then you just keep doing that over and over. This feels like some beastie ality that should be illegal.
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Maybe he is just starting to try to cater to some weird as
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people and I mean I don't really get grossed out by a lot but that made me feel a little gaggy like gagged a little bit the first time I watched it I was like oh fuck group because like I I just want dogs like slobber all I hate it. I feel like I'm getting like all about it. But they get all that slobber over their toy. And just to think about putting that in your mouth. Yeah, like having to pick up a fucking wet tennis ball to throw it for dog is too much for me. And it just the saliva string. Oh god, it's just you put that in your mouth. Oh, that is what he was doing after they like their butthole
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um, but he might look his butthole to I don't know how primals clean themselves.
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Toilet paper and is gay. Yeah, he was kind of like against toothpaste and shit so that you can use toothpaste if you want. I mean, if you're gay.
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Just a joke. Just a joke. Um, but yeah, that, um, that really grossed me out. That truly shocked me. I was not ready. And I'll never be ready. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely didn't expect it was like, Oh, he's doing something with his dogs. And I was like, ah, oh, it's gonna be a nice video of like, I have my my dogs right beside me that are loyal. Well, and also he's closed which kind of threw me off guard. He's wearing like a three piece purple suit. Oh, yeah, that isn't a lot of the videos man is okay. Okay. I mean, obviously he is just trying to maybe a little angel aid ish. Yeah, he's trying to like Well, I think I feel like he's trying to just amp stuff up to get more views and stuff but it's like
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I'm not putting a dog's bone in my mouth after they survive salivate it all over live Celeste alive it all over it. Trying to get more views if I could guarantee that the podcast would be successful and that could be our job. I would do that. I'm glad you're willing to do that.
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We'll go oh, that had to be done was like I did that once. I would do it.
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Yeah, you don't have to I'll do a chorus I feel like getting if you're getting started. It's different than doing it after a scandal you know, I mean, so we're really gross, but it's still kind of like Man, look how far you've fallen
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foot Johnson your mouth.
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And there was a comment on that video by these are all on Instagram. So it's a throw. Thrall said bro, you talk about eating raw. Then give your dog's cooked chicken bones which splinter and catch in their intestines bucking figure your shit out figure shit out bitch. And a lot of the comments I have some for some of the other videos but yeah, people are like Dude, you're not being primal just like lots of contradicting thing your primal primal poser
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poser
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to Triple P
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I mentioned earlier that there's a bunch of gun videos now.
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And so I said in my notes first off how the fuck are guns primal?
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So there's one I can just show you quickly but just to describe it.
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He's sitting on a throne outside with his dogs next to him. And then he used like, more and then the camera zooms out and there's like more guns on the ground. And he says more further and there's more guns.
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It seems out in New Zealand more guns. And yeah, so that just keeps going until the videos done. I can just
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to quickly show you,
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but it was really fucking stupid. Yeah, I didn't play the music. But yeah, that was only the good thing about the video. I feel like he could have placed the guns in a better way they just looked like they were like slapped on the ground. He kind of made them look cool. Like they're like facing each other, then shooting in each other, but hands when I just did it like a straight line. Like it was like a red carpet laid out. But I feel like they could have taken advantage of the other direction. Yeah, when you first told me about it, I thought it was gonna be like outward but it was a little path. A little glow, good, happy going past the gums.
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Um, and then
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another one that I felt like was notable was he was laying on the ground with guns laid out around him. So it's like he's laying out
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in that purple jumpsuit. You see?
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Okay, I'm sorry, it's not the purple jumpsuit. He's just he's laying out and these like pattern pants. actually kind of like them, but they don't feel like they vibe with deliver King style.
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Yeah. So he's wearing those like funky 70 mil bottoms pants with like a cowboy hat. And his guns are
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just kind of like circled around him laid out like he's doing like a America's
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Next Top Model photoshoot.
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Here we go. Hey, flatheads editing Jaime here. So I went to record the audio from the Instagram videos, and they have since been removed. So here is my recreation of the second gun video. I hope you enjoy.
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Real man keeps weapons around him. But his dangerous most deadly weapon will always be within him. His head and his heart.
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The weapons around him should be his stride.
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Choose your weapons wisely primal
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working out.
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That one is probably the craziest one I've ever seen. Yeah, when really the second hand embarrassment is it's gonna stay with me for a minute. And it's also really good for you as a camera guy, so I'm just thinking about the camera guy just being like, Yeah, I'll do the fucking gun thing.
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Like you look really cool. Again, the Barbie movie whenever. It's like kids, like I look so stupid. And it's like
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how does feel? It is?
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Oh, and another video he did. This is the last one we'll talk about. I think this one actually got pretty popular.
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made its rounds just because of how cringy it is, but couldn't be worse.
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Have you ever seen the movie Snakes on a Plane? Yeah.
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It was on a plane or guns on Snakes on a Plane he does.
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He does a thing with the other hand, he's like, oh shit, they're Snakes on a Plane. And they do a little skit. And then they like cooking.
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And his whole family is on board and they just, it's if you just go through and watch the Instagram and just see his family. It's just like, I'm sorry that you have to be there. It's like it just it's like his wife. She's talking quietly like it just feels really uncomfortable because it just oozes how much they don't want to be there through the screen and I'm like
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oh, my childhood was hard but I didn't have a liver King daddy. Choose your weapon wisely, son.
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Um, but without any further ado, here is
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Gemma plain. You're watching like it
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Okay, live her mommy.
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Right here.
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I'm tired of these blood sucking face on this motherfucking play. We got
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nothing left to donate. Because this next we're not actually harmed in the making of this.
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So what do you think that I think was better than the movie?
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Um, I don't know what I thought that was a lot process.
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I don't know why but that's one of the first things I noticed. I'm like, Hey, she doesn't get as much snake. Oh, I mean, he's the man.
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Lady portion of the snake. I had a baby Python.
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I
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like the whole fucking snake and was eating it in the most vile way I've ever seen the rest of the family just shares one snake. Me like
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no, you do not get a book who needs to eat? Fuck his drive.
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At the end when he's like, no snakes were harmed in the making of this and like there's a fucking snake on your plate you're eating. Yeah, that's right there.
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Um, but it was a good one to end on. Yeah, I just have a few comments from that one that I thought were funny.
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I hope they're all negative. I hope no one watched that.
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Well,
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mixed reviews. A lot of people love it. A lot of people love him. A lot of people are like bruh.
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Rest Yves Garcia said ancestors with fly jets and chefs. And the boy and then the lover King responded. A true primal left the comfort of the cave for adventure, and a better life flying private falls squarely in the federal life department.
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To watch the replay. Okay, let's enjoy the primal the primal better life
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Taran Z Transy 92 says, You say that but then you also claim to sleep on wood so do you just pick and choose what ancestral things you actually follow? Which reminds me of my Bible? I do. Well once a good also louder for everyone in the back. I think there's like a copy and paste from that blog he did.
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Liver King not liver caveman.
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Yeah, so I'm not gonna like read through all of that again. But it does get a little different towards the end.
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He adds it's up to the primal Oh, no, I think this wasn't the blog to it's up to the primal swear what is utility to wield a weapon to build and create or attract and destroy? Choose your weapon wisely. So yeah, if you want to listen to all that again, just rewind back to the blog part. But it was funny because that blind Toad responded Wait a second. Yeah, you did? Because he was just like I didn't see any of that. I'm not liver caveman.
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Then you scroll back and it's like a blog post titled like ways to be liver caveman. Yeah.
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Go back to the cave.
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And then the last comment
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someone said
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tried chief said he can't collab with anyone except his family at gunpoint
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someone said when you got family you got everything someone said someone else said bro he doesn't even need to cooperate popular No. Oh my god. I'm friends and someone's someone and then the original commenter said especially his forced family and then a liver King responded to all that grateful for family
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missing the point of all this comments. Oh, and then so that spaghetti man to look says I'm sure they hate you
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to likes
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that. That's all my liver King for today. Was very amazing. I hope you enjoyed this has been my favorite update. Oh, yay. Yeah, the you pick some real winners of videos. Yeah. The dog one shook me to my core.
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That was a lot. I liked the one with the funky pants. I'm with you. I would wear those Yeah, like the pants. Very weird that he would wear those but I don't know. I don't know much about being primal. So maybe he's trying to appeal to the to the youth maybe.
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So it's funny this the last video that you played was about pythons because that's what my next thing is.
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So let me pull this up. I ran across it the other day and it really did shock me
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Okay, so liver, Kings ate and all these fucking raw shits and all these pythons and stuff. So NPR posted a video. Ooh. So a 64 year old Australian woman
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And, well, I'm gonna back up for a second. If parasites and brains bother you don't fucking listen to this skip forward five minutes because this one even got to me. Okay, I'll resume a 64 year old Australian woman
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who has experienced something that's a first for the world. Oh,
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I almost want to be like, that's exciting. I'm also kind of like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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So there's a surgeon, how are you pariah? Sandy was performing a biopsy through a hole in the patient's skull?
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Because the
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sorry, I just, I'm just thinking of just
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dirty, gross sex jokes. Please say it just like, hey, I can stick my penis in that hole.
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That's my, like, brain brains out.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is nine inches.
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Nine inches in your brain.
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Sorry, inappropriate. Know
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what, like, that's the only inappropriate thing I've said on this podcast
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at all.
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Um, so she's doing this biopsy. And she sees something kind of moving around a little bit. And she's like, what's really normal?
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So she decided to kind of poke around a little bit. Cuz typically, brains not really just like moving in this pattern on its own. So she ended up pulling out a fucking round worm. Ah,
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yeah. And there's a picture of it in the specimen jar. Yeah, so she pulled out this round worm.
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Because the patient had originally come in for this biopsy.
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Because
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she was having like cognitive decline, and she was really depressed. So I guess they thought maybe she could have brain cancer or something. But it was this three inch worm. Three and
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that is the size of a mouthwash. plus nine inches if I've ever seen
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there is a nine inch worm for brain. Damn, that's terrifying. Yeah. It says the brain biopsy was expected to reveal a cancer or abscess, but the surgeon picked out a wriggling worm instead. Ah, so they're like, oh, did you get this? You know, typically, parasites are going to be in the digestive tract more often, I guess.
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Like they said, they've never found one at a brain like this before.
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So the woman lives near a Carpet Python habitat. She lives next door to it. And she forages for a vegetation called Warrigal greens. And so she just eats those. So she has never had contact with the snakes. But scientists have hypothesized that just from living next to it, so scientists are like, well, she somehow ate some of these eggs.
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But I have a question with that because they said like it would be in the digestive digestive tract, right? So probably what it was is like a snake either got out or they're free roaming where she is. And maybe they like the snake pooped and then maybe the rain washed it away or something and then she like picked these greens and ate them. Or it also could be a thing where she's like picking greens and doesn't see anything but maybe like touches her face. rubs her nose or something. So I guess they're not 100% sure because she never I mean, obviously wouldn't like eat poop. Maybe she
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maybe they're making out
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I mean, considering the podcast we have that's, that's in the realm of possibility. Yeah, anything's possible.
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But, yeah, she was eating food contaminated with Python feces and she got a brain worm that is terrifying.
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Also, just to kind of ask the question again, because I'm very stupid, especially with
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medical things. Um, so she consumed the eggs.
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Like, why would they go to her brain instead of her digestive tract? Or like, did they hatch there and it found its way or something? I don't know if they know yet.
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But I do know that like, stuff with your nose, like, it's kind of like a straight thing to your brain. I mean, because yeah, lobotomies. Yeah. So I don't know if it could be something where she like touched on her face or like, what if you're like, picking greens and then you like, pick your nose and you have that on there? And maybe it just like goes up? I don't know. Because that was I read it to GE and that was the first thing he said like, well, she was eating the stuff like how did it get to her brain? And like, maybe it's some fucking weird thing that can travel all over your body? I don't know. Yeah, I imagine the eggs are super tiny though with how small the worm is. So yeah, maybe she did just rub it in her eyes. I wonder if liver kings gonna get anything from his dog.
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Oh, like Yeah, I don't know if dogs are. I mean, I guess she could probably get stuff from them. Like, I don't think it ringworm or Yeah, I think it like heartworms Oh yeah, ringworm and
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I don't know different worms. They get a variety of Worms.
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Worms
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is the worst type of thing. I think if I ever had a parasite, it would just die of cringing just thinking about having a worm in my body. Ah, I heard this worm inside me. I'm nasty. Yeah, I kind of want to go back and watch.
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What was that show called monsters inside me. I love it. Yes. And though I hate it. Yes.
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I remember.
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As an adult, I realized looking back now untold stories of the ER, a majority of them were probably not real.
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But I don't know. Maybe they were I know crazy shit happens at the ER but one of the stories was like, this homeless lady came in and she was like, talking about worms and our arms and she had like, yeah, like cut open and her skin to where she could like put
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dirt and worms like in her body.
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But um,
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yeah, anyway, they live on living skin. I know that much. You.
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Well.
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Do you have any final thoughts about this? Liver filled, Parasite filled episode?
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I think the only concluding thought is I'm curious to see like, some tests from the liver King just to see
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if he has parasites and if so how many? All of them if I had guests, he's got more than one.
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I'll put my money on it. Like five bucks. Dude, what if he got to pry on and die?
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That's the I think we've talked about them before. It's like a
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even a virus, but it's like, like a weird organism that can't be killed. Oh, kinda like mad cow disease. Okay, okay. I think I remember vaguely talking about remember why we talked about it, but because it's terrifying. Yeah, if you get a prion like, you're gonna die. There's no way it was probably in a medical up freakout update thing, which we haven't. Oh, shall we? Yeah, we'll just roll the sound now. We could have rolled it earlier, but I'll roll it now.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:04
Man, it's been so long. I forgot about it. I can't wait to hear it again. Yeah, we got to do more. But yeah. If you guys have any stories or want us to, like cover anything specific, just let us know. It's probably easiest to reach us on Instagram.
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Which you should follow us on. Yes. Nervous laughter podcast.
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We also have our Discord. If you click our link tree in the Instagram bio, it has a link to all of our shit. Yeah, so we have like, cringe channel like a gross channel, pets channel.
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It's fun. You should you should come. You guys should also send us some stuff to chat about chit chat to research. Yes. Always opening to browsing my heart. By words I'm always I'm always
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By eating the hot dog Miss Brown
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I'm never not me
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but we love you loves a strong word
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I don't actually know you got
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a yeah I guess I love you
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sounds like I like you guys thank you for listening and I'm very happy and excited and would give you guys all like a maybe a side hug
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well I don't even hug Alyssa
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like what do you want from me
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Get the fuck out
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Well on that note we will catch you next time we're gonna teach Jamie to love and
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want to learn the
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tool try to have her be loving by next episode so tune in