Start your engines! Join the ladies as they deliver a very special car boy themed update!
Start your engines! Join the ladies as they deliver a very special car boy themed update!
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Alyssa, you know how I seem to have an issue with mile estimations? Oh, I came in general. Mouthwash copes. Yes. Um, so I went to get my oil changed the other day. And the guy was like, Oh, do you know how much mileage is on your car? So the one I have now was a 2021. I was like, I'm gonna fucking nail this. I said 1800 And then he said, Can you turn your car?
Speaker 2 0:46
He was like, I have determined that was a lie. I'm
Speaker 1 0:51
not even gonna worry about it. Just to turn your car on. I'm not gonna ask. It was like 19,000 and I was just thinking I was like, oh, it's close. Oh, I said 100. Not 1000
Unknown Speaker 1:05
another zero. Yeah, guy.
Unknown Speaker 1:08
You nailed it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 1:10
nailed it. I just misspoke. Yes. That's as close as I'm gonna get to it, but I'll figure it out one day. Welcome to the nervous laughter podcast.
Speaker 2 1:20
Welcome, everyone. This is the podcast where we like to measure and mouthwash cups, because everything else was too confusing.
Speaker 1 1:27
Yeah, for some reason, just still not getting the size of a mile in my mind. For some reason, just not sticking. I'm Jamie the mile illiterate.
Speaker 2 1:42
I'm Alyssa. I am somewhat mile illiterate. Like I feel like I do. Okay. Was maybe like guesstimating mileage on a car just because that's part of my job. But as far as like, if you were like, Hey, how many miles is it from my house to your house?
Unknown Speaker 2:02
I don't know. 10.
Speaker 2 2:05
But also, it could be way less. I know it's not too because I've walked two miles and I didn't get
Speaker 1 2:15
to my house. Yeah. Okay. It's just like you're saying like my like your as a general you. But okay. Yeah, no, yes. Yeah. Actually, you know what, I'm
Unknown Speaker 2:24
gonna look it up real quick.
Unknown Speaker 2:27
I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 2 2:28
Okay, you get 1212 Okay. This is the content that you come here for? Oh, my God, I keep fucking spelling your name hammy and fucking recognize it? Oh, 9.20 Look
Speaker 1 2:47
at that. We weren't like terribly sweet. Look at that. We're improving every day. Yeah. And I'm glad you guys are here to witness that. Because I promise like we're not. We're not complete dumb.
Speaker 2 3:01
It depends on the day, whether or not I think I am. I have already spilled two large drinks today. So
Speaker 1 3:10
one of those days. Just remember those days where you want to spill cups. So another just little experience I wanted to share was, So Brandon and I were test driving cars like years ago. And this is kind of the turning point and test drives for me. I will not test drive a car. We were driving out and I was test driving. Brandon was in the driver's seat, and then the fucking sales guy was in the car behind us. And it's just always because there's a fucking salesperson, like someone I don't know, in the car, and it just freaks me out and makes me super nervous. Yeah, I was waiting to pull out of the dealership. And, um, it was, it was like, onto a busy road. And so I was like, kind of starting to pull and then a car was coming and then I got a little nervous and hesitated. And then, um, the fucking salesperson was just like, go go and I was just like, just kind of like, not like Florida at Florida, but you know, I just like got out there and then we got on the road and then I was just like, Ah, I mean, he wasn't like yelling at me like a dick. You know, it was just like that sounds pretty good. That reaction of like, oh fuck you need to go or else we're going to get hit or something. But I was just like, that put me in like a freeze mode. And then I was just like, I'm never gonna fuckin test drive a car again. Unless it's the ones that you know, let you do it on your own. Oh, yeah. I felt like that's how it was in Mississippi. And like every place I've been to and Austin doesn't let you do it by yourself. Yeah, by yourself was a thing. Yeah, I definitely prefer it like I thought Look at show you an option better place. Brandon has to come with me to test drive or else I will like I won't know what the car is like. Because we're talking about another, another car and I would just like to say no, not gonna. I'm not gonna test drive, but he was like, Yep, I know. I was like, okay, good. It's like an established thing in our relationship now.
Speaker 2 5:22
I don't like it either. I think I've only done that like one. Well, I guess. I guess I blocked out the first time I did. I was living somewhere else when I did and I know I must have had to because that's like, the only new car I've ever had, or while it was still used, but one that I bought from someone or from a dealership. The story's awful. Sorry. But then I test drove one with car boy number three. And then the salesperson was in the car. And yeah, I just was like, No, totally, like, just driving it but not observing anything else because I had to focus on
Unknown Speaker 6:08
like, how did it feel?
Speaker 2 6:09
I don't know. I was in a car. You're in the passenger seat. All I fucking know. We're all alive. Yes, you can congratulate me now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 6:20
And I did not test drive the car that we have right now. Either. We got to the thing and then I forgot about test driving as a thing. And so you know, they're talking to me about the car. They're like, Okay, you ready, test drive it and I was just like, we're walking to the car. And I kind of had like, a little distance away from the guy with Brandon. And I was just like, trying to do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. So yeah, thankfully. Thankfully, I have a car boy. That's mileage literate? Yeah. Um, but we also have another car boy favorite of the podcast
Speaker 2 6:56
do this car boy. He likes.
Unknown Speaker 7:00
Oh, yeah, we'll call him a car man.
Speaker 2 7:02
Car, man. Uh, yeah. I mean, we have a 10 year update on him. So maybe he went from a boy to a man. And that's. So this is the nicest person that we've had on the podcast that puts their deck into car holes. This is Nathaniel. If you'll recall from our very early carboys episode, which if you haven't listened to that, go back and listen, I think it's like nine or 10 It's a long time ago. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 7:34
That's very early on, though.
Speaker 2 7:35
We talked about a guy from the show. The TLC show My Strange Addiction and that's who we have an update on? Yeah.
Speaker 1 7:44
And not to be confused with the guys from I Love My smile ever. Yes, my car is my lover. Where he was being a fucking creeper jerk to the cars. And trust me it sounds weird that I say that but if you go and watch it he's being very creepy with these cars and just like jerking it. Like out in the open on these cars that are not his Yes,
Speaker 2 8:09
he does not understand consent. I mean, even though it's a car it just feels wrong to jerk off on someone's car but yeah, what do we know and you just left us just there in the parking lot so yeah, it's just rude. This is why you shouldn't wear your outside shoes in the house stepping in parking lot Jews and then you just spread it all around so
Speaker 1 8:44
sorry, I was thinking of how we always talk about like there's just poop particles all over you know there's this parking lot just particles all over you everywhere sorry let's we can get this nothing annual update.
Speaker 2 8:59
So what happened is nothing annual The show starts I'm just gonna kind of do a little highlight reel of it all right. Yeah. The segment starts with a clip from him 10 years prior saying if something were to happen to chase, my heart would stop and Chase was his car that was his lover. It was little red. Yeah, some sort of red car it looked to be
Unknown Speaker 9:34
car Girl Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:37
We know a lot about cars. Rob is so disappointed.
Speaker 2 9:44
Everyone is so then he like gets emotional. Nathaniel does. Well then it fast forwards to now and the narrator's are like four years ago. Chase was involved in accident during some routine maintenance and then chase it shows him he got fucking crushed. Like, he did not deserve to
Speaker 1 10:10
go out that way. And I sold this part and it looked like he got like, murdered like it looked fishy that was just weird weird.
Speaker 2 10:19
So it was like, I don't know what it was that fell on him. It almost looked like scaffolding like the things people climb up on the like, do shit on houses or whatever. Yeah, but it was just like fallen on Chase, and like the windshield was all broken. And then it showed like, close ups of different parts of chase that were all like scuffed up.
Speaker 1 10:42
I wonder if this shop knew about little relationship
Speaker 2 10:46
because I feel like he was you're saying the shop was trying to tear him apart.
Speaker 1 10:50
Maybe interesting. I feel like if your car is your lover, you wouldn't just take it to any shop or just any people you know, I feel like you would be like, hey, this car is very special to me. Beyond my name to name basis with the mechanics or something, you know,
Speaker 2 11:08
but accidents happen you never know. Never know true. Know what's safe. Especially like,
Speaker 1 11:17
he goes in and he's just like crying just like it was just supposed to be routine.
Speaker 2 11:23
Yes, Imagine how awkward it was when he like went to collect Chase or like sign paperwork or whatever. He's probably like fucking crying. Yeah, I would bet money that he was crying and the people were probably like, god dammit.
Speaker 1 11:37
We don't get paid enough to deal with this, obviously.
Speaker 2 11:43
So then he starts crying talking about Chase, and it was sad.
Speaker 1 11:47
No. And he also has like a little like Memorial thing set up in his house for Chase. Right. Sorry. I spoiled that. Spoiler.
Speaker 2 12:00
So then it jumps to his car. That is a Lexus named Lex. When he starts talking about how he found Lex online. And he says
Speaker 1 12:11
sorry, quick question. Does he gender his cars? Yes. Is like it.
Speaker 2 12:16
Okay, sorry. Oh, no, you're good. She's a girl. Okay, because I feel like Lexi would be more sexy but true. But I don't know three letters. Yeah, like triple x
Unknown Speaker 12:31
bars or three letters.
Speaker 2 12:33
Oh, yes. Good point. Very good point. So he says of Lex. She's my main squeeze. She's my baby girl now. Oh, romantic. Very romantic. Oh, and by the way, he's in southwest Texas. So we are probably within 10 hours of him.
Speaker 1 12:56
All right. Um, I need to know the color. Year and like everything about the Lexus so I can keep an eye out for it.
Speaker 2 13:06
Yes, we need to find out. So to answer your question from earlier Nathaniel just kind of like decides the gender of the cars based on their works out so he doesn't have a scientific method. But Lexi or Lex? She's more curvaceous. So he thinks that she's a woman. Okay. So
Speaker 1 13:29
curvy lump. She was a woman. Yes.
Speaker 2 13:33
It then shows a little sexy scene of him heating up some water so that he can wash her.
Speaker 1 13:40
Oh, he washes her with warm water. I don't know. I think that's so cute and sweet.
Speaker 2 13:49
He says that the hose water is kind of too cold. So it's a good balance for her to have the warm soapy water and Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:57
Why is this weird? Like we
Speaker 1 14:05
the way this guy treats his cars versus that other Yeah, fucking creep as dude Nathaniel's a gentleman. Yeah, he's a gentleman. Like, I feel like he would get in the car and like, drive it nicely. You know? Just like, like, slam on the gas and slam on the brake. It'd be like scared, girl. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 14:26
he knows.
Speaker 2 14:28
He says of Lex when he's washing her even in her own way. She's sexy when she's sturdy. But he knows she'll feel better when she gets cleaned up. So ah, and as he's washing legs, he's talking about how just because he genders, his cars. That's not a reflection of if he himself is gay or straight. So he's like, I just like objects like just because I'm like, fucking a male car doesn't mean And I'm gay.
Speaker 1 15:02
Okay, so he's saying it's more about the object than the gender of the object. Yeah.
Speaker 2 15:07
So he's like, people would like call me gay for being in a relationship with Chase, but like he's a car and that's what I care about. Not the gender of the car.
Speaker 1 15:19
I mean, the objects don't have genders anyway. So I mean, like Lexus curvaceous.
Speaker 2 15:25
She's a lady car. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1 15:29
that's fair. There's some cars that have big dick energy and some like got big titty energy. I guess I don't I don't know the different gender energies of the cars. I can. Okay, I can. Okay. I can see it. I can see it.
Speaker 2 15:45
We're on the wrong side of history. No car genders like that.
Unknown Speaker 15:50
Let me get into the other lane.
Unknown Speaker 15:54
I,
Speaker 1 15:55
you know, cars, cars, sexy sexy cars,
Speaker 2 16:00
very sexy cars. So at this point, this was when I dumped my iced coffee all over myself. And I had to pause. So right I was sitting where you're sitting. I had my blanket my pillow. I had my cup of coffee. And I think that I had the wrong lid on it. It didn't really fit all the way so the lid like popped up and I spilled it. So then I like got out the little light cleaning thing and clean the couch. And that's why I asked you if the couch was still wet earlier. Okay, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 16:32
no, it feels pretty dry over here.
Speaker 2 16:36
Good lexan Nathaniel haven't been over there.
Speaker 1 16:42
For like, we have to worry more about that other guy. I can't. I can't remember his name. But I feel like my brains like okay, man. Walk them out. Yeah,
Speaker 2 16:49
it's fucking creepy. Nathaniel says I think about Chase every day. But now Lex is my mains. Now Alexa is my main squeeze. She's my baby girl now. I love her. As much as I did him, and then he like awkwardly laughs like this really terrible laugh. I should have recorded it. And then he's like kissing and licking the steering wheel of Lex and it's like you smoke What did she say? She didn't say anything.
Unknown Speaker 17:27
My horn Oh.
Speaker 2 17:30
So then the narrator of the show is like, Lex isn't the only car in Nathaniel's life and then there's like some rock music. Yeah. And it shows this like SUV thing. And then it's a black car. Okay, it's all I know about Big Boy, big boy. And then it shows like this little like, wave runner thing. I mean, we never had enough money for me to know about different types of water stuff. So all I know is it's not a boat. And then it shows another car. And then Daniel starts talking. He says that Jordan is a luxury sedan. So that's the other car that we saw Jordan Jordan. He is very luxurious. He's very gentlemanly. Oh, okay. So that's Jordan.
Speaker 1 18:27
He also washed Jordan with warm water.
Speaker 2 18:31
It doesn't sound like it. So he says we have been intimate. I love on him all the time. I give him kisses. But it's more like a friends with benefits relationship. So it doesn't sound like he gets the special attention that Lex gets because this is just kind of like a fuck, buddy. If you wear Jordans, Jordans, not wax. He can't stack up.
Unknown Speaker 18:55
You are enough Jordan.
Speaker 2 18:58
We stand with you, Jordan. If Nathaniel isn't giving you enough attention, we can wash you with warm water. Yeah. Thank you for a little drive. Spin around the ball. So Jeff, is the SUV thing that they show. Nathaniel says he's more manly, I guess you could say since he's more of an SUV type. So we got Jeff. And then he says that Jeff gets to help with Adam. My PwC wish it shows on the screen what that was because I had no fucking idea. I was glad. It's a personal watercraft. So it's like a little like Jet Ski shit. I'm like, I have literally never heard that term before. I've never heard that either. Yeah, so maybe Nathaniel has some money. I mean, he's got multiple cars he has like a personal watercraft
Speaker 1 20:03
maybe he has like an only fans. Maybe ours yeah I mean show and
Unknown Speaker 20:09
Lexus car titties
Speaker 2 20:17
and then it shows him and he's like really creepily like slowly dragging his hand across Adam and he kind of laughs and he says I want to get him on the lake. That's where I really want them
Unknown Speaker 20:31
my own little personal watercraft
Speaker 2 20:38
he says that having multiple vehicles it's hard having multiple vehicles to take care of. And he likes to save the weekends for Lex specifically since she's like his main girlfriend. So he'll go drive likes a lot on the weekends, they'll go out to eat stuff like that they have dates. And then it shows him taking legs to a local mechanic because he likes to you know, stay on top of her maintenance. Make sure all of her fluids are okay.
Speaker 1 21:13
I thought you're gonna say he likes to watch. Well, he
Speaker 2 21:16
was there's like a little window between the waiting room of the mechanic place and then the shop part and he's like standing there watching the mechanic when he when he opens the Lexus hood. It does one of those whistles that's like miles
Speaker 2 21:41
and yeah, that's pretty much where it ends. She gets a clean bill of health. She has a pretty heavy oil leak. But Nathaniel says that's easy to take care of. Not a big deal. Anything for his baby girl. So that's update. Very
Speaker 1 21:59
nice. Chappie. More than one car now. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Like,
Speaker 2 22:06
was it three boys and one girl? Yeah. Jeff. Adam Jordan and then the legs. Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 22:14
Yeah, not gay.
Unknown Speaker 22:15
Not you know?
Speaker 1 22:19
Just Otto. Um, those four letters and like dabbling in the waters? Yes. Well, what and why? Oh,
Unknown Speaker 22:31
yeah.
Speaker 2 22:32
I wonder what kind of vehicle he'll get into next to Phil do like Garrett's four wheeler aircraft.
Speaker 3 22:37
No wheels. Three wheels. Yeah.
Speaker 1 22:45
So what I have for us today is a little different. Have you ever heard of car jujitsu? No. So it's just pretty much just do jitsu inside of a parked car.
Speaker 2 23:05
You're fighting somebody else inside the car? Yep. Sounds awesome. I can't wait to watch it.
Speaker 1 23:10
Yeah. It's very, very popular in Russia. But yes, yeah. They even have a championship that's gotten quite popular there. And also on YouTube. Vic MkIV a judo in BJJ BJJ black belts, which I believe is Brazilian jujitsu created this in 2020 with the idea of being comfortable fighting inside of a confined space and a car is perfect for that because it's very confined but could also actually come in handy in real life. Which for example, I actually have an example of a someone getting robbed in the car so someone I went to high school with a few couple years after high school they went to New Orleans and we're hanging out with some people met this guy at a bar he bar hopped with them for a little bit and then asked for a ride home. So yeah, they got in their car. And then the guy pull a gun on home. And my friend at first he thought that he was joking about this, you know, come on and then go you know, Biggie and then whenever he realized he was serious, yeah, he just fucking I don't know exactly the details of what happened. But he, I guess, like contained the guy and the guy should have legation himself. And while he was doing that, the girl he was with was able to call the police and stuff and they're like, yeah, like, what is that? And they're like, he's like, I think
Unknown Speaker 24:55
they were shit in the car.
Speaker 1 24:56
I don't think it was in the car. And the guys pass
Speaker 2 25:00
Oh my god. I feel like if anyone should have been shitting themselves it should have been your friend who was getting raw
Speaker 1 25:08
Well honestly, I kinda want to say like he picked the wrong guy because like he's like a very big muscley dude that could really fuck someone up. But he's also a little crazy and in the response, I don't know I'm not saying like he will go do a bunch of crazy stunts and stuff, but you know, he's a risk taker and things like that. So I could see him just jumping quickly into being like, What the fuck are you do indeed?
Unknown Speaker 25:39
I can't wait to share them. So yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:42
I bet I'll never try to rob someone again.
Unknown Speaker 25:46
Um,
Unknown Speaker 25:47
so back to the car jujitsu.
Unknown Speaker 25:52
And these cars, yeah.
Speaker 1 25:54
Maybe maybe that could be a whole other aspect of the sport that we find out a bass effect. Yes, respect the aspect. Matches can be held in normal roofs, cars, or convertibles. Like a red Chrysler Sebring convertible. For example. The rules that I got from jujitsu legacy.com. There are two three minute rounds in each match competitors switch the driver and passenger seats at the start of each round. There are points awarded for positional dominance, which is not unlike a jujitsu master match on mats. That was a tongue twister You
Unknown Speaker 26:36
did really good, thank you. I would have panic.
Speaker 1 26:40
competitors get four points for mount or back controls and two points for achieving Knee on Belly submissions, of course are a preferred way to when a submission however, does not decide the match but only the round. If both competitors score a submission in each of the rounds and Overtime Round then takes place in the backseat of the car. And this round last for minutes. And also features points of submission. So it's like I guess like a submission focus thing. And also just kind of looking around to it seems like a seat belts are the easiest way to like submit people because yeah, trying to fucking choke someone out was a seatbelt. Damn. And yeah, you can use like any of the car, you know things as well. Like to play I don't really know what else you would use maybe like advisor Wacom Oh, actually, here's a list of things. Everything inside the car, including seatbelt steering wheel, steering wheel, mirrors, seats, windows, the doorframes is legal for use as long as no striking or hitting is involved. involved. Okay, so not how we said to just hit some maximum with it. In fact, creative use of the environment has been stated as a key aspects that decides victory and cardio to match. So it's just like a super creative jujitsu, I
Speaker 2 28:16
suppose. So you could like roll up some of these fingers on the windows or something?
Speaker 1 28:21
Maybe I wonder if they would like, I don't know if they would let you do that. per se, because I feel like that kind of goes along with like striking and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 28:33
I don't know. Because the technical part of my brain is like it's so hidden though. It's really there.
Speaker 1 28:39
You can use the seatbelt to like try to get someone out. I feel like he should be able to use another part of the car to like, entrap. Yeah, someone. So yeah, you could probably do that. And some of the ones that I watched, the two competitors had to start with their seatbelts buckled. So that was like a whole other thing of it was you had to like quickly get the seatbelt off. And then if someone didn't get their seatbelt off fast enough, like they were pretty much fucked. So it was like a whole nother
Unknown Speaker 29:08
part to it.
Unknown Speaker 29:10
I can't wait to watch this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 29:12
Another interesting thing to note about car dudes that I can't get. I've said jujitsu so much. It's hard to say. The other interesting thing about it is that oxygen levels come into play. So if they're in a non convertible car, then you know you're in a tiny confined space with two adults like breathing heavily doing activity. So the oxygen levels get a little lower and so they'll get
Speaker 3 29:40
tired quicker. That's pretty crazy. I didn't think about that. Yeah, me neither. And
Speaker 1 29:47
the car jujitsu competition event has also started some MMA. So it's like car MMA. And I watched a little bit of it because I couldn't really find anything to read about it
Unknown Speaker 30:02
and like, Oh no,
Speaker 1 30:04
it's okay. It's I feel like jujitsu does a better job at it because I jujitsu is more of like a close combat and grappling sort of thing and like an MMA like punching right? Yeah. And they were in a convertible. And so they kept like, they kept like going out of bounds of the vehicle. So it was like the refs had to keep trying to like push them back in or they would kind of they would get all the way out of the vehicle, like just because of the nature of MMA. And so they would have to like wait from get back in and get started and it's kind of like it's kind of boring. Yeah, so like they don't have the MMA like on lockdown yet, but maybe they'll find a right mix of martial arts. That is good for the car, but I feel like jujitsu like a solo jujitsu it's kind of like a great start to this car fighting sport that we're going to be seeing maybe get more popular hot new sport. This is a sport we can get behind. Yes. Maybe we can sponsor a party did su show which I say sponsor i which literally just means listen, I just paying out of pocket. Just to show something.
Unknown Speaker 31:30
That would be awesome, though. Yeah,
Speaker 1 31:32
that'd be pretty cool. But yeah, they're they're pretty interesting to watch. So you can find them on YouTube super easily. So recommend checking it out. If it sounds like something weird you'd be interested in?
Speaker 2 31:47
Absolutely. That's what main car boy number three are doing tonight? Oh hell yeah. Have some food eat some car or watch some cars
Speaker 2 32:04
the whole time you're talking I was just telling the shit story. I was like thinking about the jujitsu stuff. Like them accidentally getting their hands and shit. And then you know in Titanic when Rose does that thing when they're having sex and like puts her hand against the clients? Oh shit.
Unknown Speaker 32:27
That would be like a great like logo for car jujitsu. It's a hand poop smear down on window.
Speaker 2 32:35
Yeah, because I just want it to be that like pooping your pants and a car fight is like a standard not just a weird thing has happened to that one guy. It's like a standard. You're stressed in the car. From car fighting. You just shit. I felt like that would add a good element to the car jujitsu.
Speaker 1 32:55
I feel like we need to get Viper diapers. Depends on board with. So
Speaker 2 33:02
it's like, car number four sponsored by nervous laughter podcast and depends. Nervous laughter
Speaker 1 33:11
Yes. Lastly, shoot yourself. Hell yeah. Yeah. All right. We're gonna work on that. Yeah. We will be making what is it the reusable diapers? diaper? logos on it? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 33:26
care about the Earth. We do.
Speaker 2 33:30
So I have a couple cringy like local car dealership advertisements. Yeah, I love those.
Speaker 1 33:38
You know, fat heads. You've seen them? Yes.
Speaker 2 33:42
Early on in the podcast, I talked about Scott elder which was like our guy that around here that did the crazy commercials and Nichelle
Unknown Speaker 33:53
Nichols. I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 2 33:56
Yeah, I'm in a pic. I don't remember exactly either. But I looked him up to see if there's anything new because his little dealership is actually like pretty close to us. And it used to be called dream cars, Austin, but now it's elder Mitsubishi. So he switched names. And then they were interviewing him on the news. And the interviewer was like, oh, yeah, I used to have some really fun commercials. And he's like, oh, yeah, we used to do that. But now it's like boring. Doesn't do the commercials put that life behind them. Yeah, he's like a professional now which, at the time, when the commercials were on the radio, they annoyed the fuck out of me. But now I kind of miss them because that just makes me think of a simpler time. And they're pretty funny now that I don't hear him like 100 times a day when I watch one I'm like,
Speaker 1 34:50
oh like that? Yeah, like whenever I go back home to Mississippi and I see like a pop up camper city like billboard or a Morris Bart Morris Bart was a A lawyer, there's Oh, so it was a one call, that's all and then like one click. That's it. He just has these fucking little things like that. But yeah, just something about that just
Unknown Speaker 35:13
makes me feel at home. Yeah,
Speaker 2 35:16
I like um, and then the other one that I was trying to find was, there's a lady that used to do the BMW of Austin commercials. And the way she did them was so fucking sexual. Like, really? Yes. Not
Unknown Speaker 35:32
what I was expecting you to say. I don't know, girl for Nathaniel.
Speaker 2 35:38
Yeah, maybe. So I mean, she would talk about cars in a very weird way. But yeah, it was like, basically, she was like a phone sex operator talking about cars. It was really weird, but I couldn't find any of them online. So
Speaker 1 35:54
you're gonna give us a demo? Like, could you just give us an example. You don't have to say it in a sexy way. But what she'd be like? These trunks are
Speaker 2 36:05
huge. So one of them that I distinctly remember. Because it shocked me so much. So BMW and Mini Cooper are kind of like the same company or whatever, which I didn't know until like, somewhat recently.
Unknown Speaker 36:23
But I learned it here, folks. Yes.
Speaker 2 36:27
She was doing an ad, because many was going to have a big sales event. So this isn't a direct quote. But this is basically the idea. She was like.
Unknown Speaker 36:40
It's short, stout,
Speaker 4 36:44
and coming quick. Oh, God, the mini Sales Event.
Speaker 2 36:50
She really said something about like, short, coming fast.
Unknown Speaker 36:54
Anybody let her do that?
Speaker 2 36:56
I don't know. And carboy number three had like met her multiple times. Like how was it like a so it was her thing? Her and her husband owned the dealership for a while. And then I guess whenever they sold it. That's when her ads stopped. But yeah, so she would just like be at parties. And yeah, that was the sexy voice lady.
Unknown Speaker 37:21
Was she chill? Or was she just sexy all the time? Dumb question. No one's just sexy all the time. Just because they do it for work.
Speaker 2 37:29
I don't know Chase, Chase and Lex are pretty sexy all the time. Yeah, I don't remember. Maybe the British man can tell us if I get an okay. He'll give us a little update. Yeah,
Speaker 5 37:40
some online consensus was like she seems like a wine drinking trophy wife. Party on sexy wine drinking car voice lady.
Speaker 2 37:48
But okay, sorry. long ass side tangent.
Speaker 1 37:52
Good. I just put my hands up and froze. Like I was listening for the voice. I was just like,
Unknown Speaker 37:57
No
Speaker 4 37:57
sexy cars, BMW of Austin.
Unknown Speaker 38:02
It was pretty much like that. It was fucking weird.
Unknown Speaker 38:05
Give us your money now.
Speaker 2 38:08
So I have two different songs that grown white men are like, this is a good idea for me to impersonate another race.
Speaker 3 38:19
Oh, no. So I'll play them for you
Speaker 6 38:28
can't be beat bumper to bumper you can't lose someone that comes to your next car. We
Speaker 7 38:33
have just one thing to say get exactly what you want to
Speaker 6 38:39
save, save, save. Save every day
Unknown Speaker 38:49
that was really hard to
Speaker 2 38:52
do. That was pretty bad when he's doing like a little like horse maneuver. Yeah, it was a very poor impersonation of Gangam Style and I sigh I just feel like he was trying to do an Asian voice. That's undeniable. Like why did he have to do that? Yeah. Why do
Unknown Speaker 39:14
you have to do the voice? Yeah, Michael Scott Nathan fielder.
Unknown Speaker 39:23
Well, and if that one wasn't Crinch enough for you
Speaker 1 39:27
to film that? Thinking like someone had to be like, Yeah, this is great. Keep going. Do the to the Asian voice. Yeah. And then the editor had to be like, Yeah, this is great. Yes. Really good. Like,
Speaker 2 39:39
oh, you sound just like it Matt. Dixon city 100.
Unknown Speaker 39:45
Kids party next week.
Speaker 2 39:48
So this one is for a dealership in Georgia.
Speaker 7 39:56
Daddy mack daddy is in the house. Welcome. Chocolate bringing it down. I know what you need. You need a car when it looks good that will take you very far. Got credit problems not these days the credit magnetic gets out of the haze if you got a good job and 799 Call the credit mack daddy levy where's the Georgia car credit and Moultrie. Tifton and Thomasville found to be in Albany and Valdosta great cars no credit check
Speaker 1 40:30
they could not have picked wider people to teach that lady daddy, she's like to her name's gotta be Susan. She's got the short blonde hair just the big smile.
Speaker 2 40:44
So to me do you think that the credit mack daddy was the guy that she was with? Cuz I don't think they show them at the same time? I just realized that. Sorry. I
Speaker 1 40:56
think you're right. Oh, he's secretly the credit mack daddy. But if he's the credit mack daddy, then I don't know. I feel like it's not a scam. But it's just kind of like, you know, I'm making I'm building this whole lore in my head.
Speaker 2 41:16
Just like, tell us more about credit. Mag daddy, Lord. See, we're rappers too.
Speaker 1 41:24
He lives at the dealership. He sleeps on different trucks or cars every night. And him and Susan got a thing going on behind Skipper. Yeah, that was the kin whatever the white guy's name is. Yeah. Chuck. And yeah, I mean, that's like majority of the lore I guess. But I came up with and
Speaker 2 41:49
I like it. Those that couple is really fucking creepy. So it shows the credit mack daddy for the listeners. And then it shows this couple that I guess own the dealership.
Speaker 3 42:02
I feel like they are the kind of couple sorry, cheese throat
Speaker 2 42:09
that would like, pick you up and like murder you as a couple. And I can't think of names of people that have done that in real life. But I know that happens where couples will be like a murder team. And I feel like they're like that. Like he looks fucking crazy when he starts talking. No, I
Speaker 1 42:27
agree. And I'm glad that you said that because I was getting those same kind of vibe. So just like I don't fucking know who they're killing, but they're killing.
Unknown Speaker 42:37
Yeah. Well definitely post the video.
Speaker 1 42:41
Yeah. And so I don't know. Hmm, maybe they would do I can't remember the people's names, but they had like the chick that would like lured the girls into like the van and then they'd like,
Unknown Speaker 42:53
do stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2 42:56
That was what those fucking people do that is they sell cars by day and fucking abduct women by night.
Unknown Speaker 43:04
They fucking slave.
Speaker 3 43:06
Yes. Um, which one was your favorite? Between the Oh, the particular commercial credit mack daddy or a they both have a
Speaker 1 43:23
lot of discomfort in different ways. But I almost have to lean towards the Hyundai style because it doesn't have the murmured vibes. The other one brought, like they build a good run like cultural appropriation or whatever you want to call it. So they're kind of tied there. Yeah. So the murder factor is kind of a heavier, heavier factor for me at this point.
Speaker 2 43:51
I agree. Oh, and I don't think we mentioned this for the listeners. But the scary lady pies the scary man in the face at the end. So that was another thing that was really fucking random about all of it. That's what they do to their victims. Oh, they like that humiliation.
Unknown Speaker 44:09
I admire them. Yeah, I'm with you. I
Speaker 2 44:12
think that the Hyundai style um, I felt pretty uncomfortable. But nowhere near where I did with credit Max.
Speaker 1 44:23
Yeah, I had like different levels of discomfort due to various things going on end you know, at least with the pie in the face at least that was controlled because it could have made that really weird. And I just say that coming from my perspective of just being like, easily gross and weirded out by people doing shit like that with food that they shouldn't be doing like how teens How to videos and shit. So yeah, the beans the beans, beans and o'clock beans and shoot
Speaker 2 44:57
I'm a bitch or whatever I say beans and Something like I shouldn't be doing this, but then I click Send.
Speaker 1 45:08
It's fine. Like if it was like a phobia I would be different. But ya know, it's
Unknown Speaker 45:14
what I am.
Speaker 1 45:19
Good fun. I really don't think that I ever saw that before you mentioned it. So I think really? Yeah, I think it FBI spy and my phone heard us talking about it and started giving me those. Something else that I get kind of. I mean, it's not like a lot, like every every day or anything, but every few months or so I feel like it shows up on my timeline somewhere. It's um, have you ever seen it's like a series of pictures? It seems like these older dad guys having like a really weird Thanksgiving or something. And they just have like, all these really weird setups of food like
Unknown Speaker 46:02
this at all.
Unknown Speaker 46:05
Let me see if I can find it real quick, so I can describe it better.
Unknown Speaker 46:09
So, okay, I
Speaker 1 46:11
actually found it and according to Know Your Meme, it is called dad's giving. So if anyone is familiar with it, you will know and I will show Alyssa some pictures and then we'll describe them.
Unknown Speaker 46:25
At first I was like,
Speaker 2 46:28
I thought maybe they were kind of trying and we're just like, We're men that don't know how to cook. And then there was like keys on the pie and stuff. And I was like, I don't like this.
Speaker 1 46:39
Yeah, and like, I get that they're supposed to be like humor in it, but I just, it's not my way. Because like, I don't I don't know why, but just like with food, there's just a thing in my brain. Let's just like weirds me out really bad.
Speaker 2 46:55
For me, it's not even being weirded out. It just like irritates me that they're wasting food. Because they're gonna eat that fucking key pie because filthy. So like, that's the same thing with like tick talkers and stuff that do those like weird food stunts where they like, make a coffee with me. And they're just like, dumping like, shit all over the place. Like, I'm like you're wasting food. Yeah, it's just like to me, it's such a like, privileged asshole thing to do to just be like, I have so much food. I can just throw it on the floor. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like a tangent.
Speaker 1 47:33
I have so much food I can throw on the floor. And it just made me think of those. Fucking How To videos. I hate those. Ah, that's the guy that like he gets like all the raw chicken or whatever. And it's like frozen on the floor. And he's like, bla bla bla bla with his hand and just like,
Unknown Speaker 47:48
I don't know about all this weird shit.
Speaker 1 47:53
Um, and I know, bigger creators like Good Mythical Morning and stuff. Rhett and Link. They actually like donate their scraps and stuff. They're like work with different farms and stuff. So yeah, there's a sorry, I feel like my brain just had to like switch to like positive things. And it's like, get this nasty, weird food shit out.
Speaker 2 48:19
That makes sense. Like donating like, some stuff to animals, but some of it I'm just like, I know nobody's gonna talk. For sure.
Speaker 1 48:29
Especially just like people on Tik Tok like they're not worried about the animal thing is cool, disposing of it correctly.
Speaker 2 48:37
I know there's a farm if you're here in Austin. They take like jack o lanterns after you've carved them and feed them the pigs and whatnot. Oh, cool.
Speaker 3 48:47
Cool. Cool. That's awesome. Yeah. Well, piggies
Speaker 2 48:51
are it may not be carved pumpkins, it might be whole ones. But yeah, basically like the pumpkins that people are using for decoration. They'll take them and actually use them which is nice. Nice. So one quick ad.
Unknown Speaker 49:04
This is a
Speaker 2 49:07
I don't know which BMW dealership this is. It's not Austin. But there's a picture of this lady. It's kind of implied away don't read it. It's kind of implied that she's laying down just looking kind of hot and cold away and her hands like on her chest. So this was a real published ad. It says this for a used car dealership. You know, you're not the first but do you really care? Creative dude, like I started looking through old card ads, and some of them were just like they were sexist, but not even like, in a way that's funny now just stupid. No nose. Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna look Is there any more old ones
Speaker 1 50:00
sound like the like old Hardee's commercials and stuff?
Unknown Speaker 50:05
Remember this
Speaker 1 50:08
I just remember they had like commercials with like sexy all the time and it was just like what? And I think they even had one that was like a chick like washing the car like with a hamburger I don't know if she use it as a sponge or just eating it but maybe we'll cover those. Those one day. Oh, I was about to mention another one that had a really like weird sexist ads. Oh, video game old video game ads.
Speaker 2 50:39
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, that's a whole nother podcast. Yeah, that's a good topic because definitely a lot of stuff like that.
Speaker 1 50:53
So I think this wraps up our episode. Maybe we'll have another car episode in the future. So please send us your car stories. Yes, drives them right to our inbox. At nervous laughter podcast.at gmail.com Or on the social medias nervous laughter on Instagram, Facebook. That's pretty much what we use. So
Speaker 2 51:18
Oh, yeah, Twitter is x now which I'm just like, Okay.
Unknown Speaker 51:25
I'm done. Yeah, so now
Speaker 3 51:29
so um, so yeah. Fat heads. jammin out of here if you want to hear more cringe
Speaker 1 51:40
at your local Austin podcast dealer.
Speaker 3 51:46
We're here to deal out the crash. It'll be short stories coming at you fast with long balls
Unknown Speaker 52:02
all right, let's see you fat
Unknown Speaker 52:03
heads later. Bye
Speaker 2 52:19
So this one is for a dealership in Georgia.
Unknown Speaker 52:25
I get my cars out in Georgia.