Hey, Little Idiots! Join the ladies on a middle school humor themed episode. Listen to learn about tit groups galore!
Hey, Little Idiots! Join us on a middle school humor themed episode. We kick things off with some wet & bloody news stories we like! Then we try to sound smart with some bird name research, but with some tangents that devolve into some of our weird personal stories between (of course). Listen to learn about tit groups galore!
Speaker 1 0:00
The other day, we were sitting in our office and we're both doing work and it was quiet. And it's summertime. So the little kids that live across the street, you know, the one that works in construction that I've mentioned a while back. Yeah, they were outside playing.
Unknown Speaker 0:17
So they've been working
Speaker 1 0:19
They were working. They were. well, the one was like working in the lumber department of their yard. And it's quiet other than them playing. And all of a sudden the little girl in the group goes back here, you little idiot.
Speaker 2 0:59
I don't know. That's awesome. I would have cracked up laughing
Speaker 1 1:02
Yeah, we both were laughing so hard. And I feel like it goes with today's theme. There's a lot of toilet humor, humor and stupid teenage boy humor I have in store for us. So come with us. Idiot host to the nervous laughter Podcast.
Unknown Speaker 1:24
I'm Jamie.
Unknown Speaker 1:25
Welcome. I'm Alyssa.
Speaker 2 1:26
We got a little little mismatch, mismatch mismatch Smash, mash, a match having strokes.
Unknown Speaker 1:33
Maybe
Speaker 2 1:38
we have some things. It's a mix of things for you to do, because I can't say. So I just have a couple of little news things. I meant to mention this one on the podcast a while ago, um, because this happened in May. Um, so did you hear about the lady that? Like, followed her GPS like into? Yes, I'm
Unknown Speaker 2:08
Michael Scott. A. Yeah.
Speaker 2 2:11
So quotes, so she she drove to safety or drove she drove into a fucking Lake and swam to safety. And, quote, she told the Hawaii police. She was following GPS directions at the time and mistook the ocean for a puddle in the road.
Speaker 1 2:31
Why would there be a puddle picked up on the GPS like it's not that advanced where it's like a live feed of like leaves and puddles.
Speaker 2 2:41
And like, I don't understand how you just think like, that's possible. Like it's
Speaker 1 2:48
Idiocracy vibes, for sure. Yeah. Watch me drive into a lake today and
Speaker 2 2:55
just don't use your GPS. That's true. There was also in 2016 a woman on an Ontario also followed her GPS into a lake but apparently there was just like too much fog and she couldn't really see.
Unknown Speaker 3:12
So understandable ish.
Speaker 2 3:15
I also want to know like what you're looking at on your GPS that you think that like, Oh, this is not an open body of water.
Speaker 1 3:25
Damn, that's really embarrassing. I feel some secondhand embarrassment for the Hawaii lady.
Speaker 2 3:32
Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. I don't know if this was the video I sold to you. But I saw a video of a lady dislike she just like drove straight into the fucking boat docking thing and was like watching and I was like, why? Like how did no one just like, just go jump in her car and just smack her and be like the fuck out?
Speaker 1 3:55
Yeah. Oh, sorry. laundry is done. Yeah, that one was that like two older ladies in there talking about candles or something? And they're just like a different one. A different one. Yeah, didn't drive until the water they drove until like some kind of like, the whole it was seemed like a like a daunting thing that like a
Speaker 2 4:16
truck would backup into um, but yeah. I know that you're talking about because I love it. It's like really sad because you know, like, they should not be driving and yadda yadda yadda. But there it looks like they're in like a storage facility kind of like almost driving around in that. And then they just heard and then like Boone's just like riding a fucking hole. And then I think you can kind of hear someone come over and then she's like, Do you know where they you can store and I think that's why I like the whole like, what was that? What happened? I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 4:59
I I can't wait to get the vanilla. I see the cupcake. Yeah.
Speaker 2 5:11
But yeah, it's um it's really sad. Sometimes I'll just be driving and someone's going like 40 and 60. And I'm just like, What the fuck? And it's just like a really old person. I'm like, I know that you don't want to like give up any like ability that you have, but somewhat your question to you and it's gonna be bad
Speaker 1 5:35
yeah, when I was actually I've two stories about weird car stuff.
Unknown Speaker 5:41
Other than the fucking patient running across the room.
Speaker 1 5:44
So scary. I've been on guard driving to the gym now I'm like what creatures can pop out
Speaker 2 5:53
it's like an awesome cryptid mental session
Speaker 1 5:57
today is going to be like that weird triangle head thing from Silent Hill
Unknown Speaker 6:02
pyramid I've been playing against him and Dead by Daylight a lot.
Speaker 1 6:07
Oh, cool. Yeah, but when I was little my uncle managed Family Dollar and yeah, and one day well he's dead now Jamie so
Unknown Speaker 6:24
we can go visit my family dollar if you
Speaker 1 6:28
actually don't think it's sorry I take the opportunity other side tangent completely about him sorry, but we got to go visit his grave. G and I did because they recently got a headstone for it. I my uncle and I decided to like go have these on like a grave plot because I guess you could only buy two okay at the time and he was single so I was like, Oh, I'll take the other one or whatever.
Speaker 2 7:03
Oh, wait, so is that where you're going to be buried or? Probably not
Speaker 1 7:07
probably like soloed or something? I don't know. George would
Speaker 2 7:11
want to like now he thinks his niece is gonna be buried next to him before he died and
Speaker 1 7:22
luckily, he and I could get married in that plot like they do double dips graves you know, so we can still use the on top whoever dies last wins. Win this life
Speaker 2 7:36
might be a weird thing to say but I think like my favorite ones are the ones that are like above ground. Think Muslim? Yeah, I think they like double stack up.
Speaker 1 7:45
I'm not sure but yeah, go tell tall like okay, cool. A bunch of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2 7:50
I just remember hanging out at the in the graveyard when I was younger by like my favorite as you do. My favorite one my favorite above ground plot.
Speaker 1 8:02
We went to go see that the headstone and George was like, hey, one of these plots is yours. You should like lay down and pretend you're dead next. And so I did. We took some pictures. Yeah, this was probably like a year ago. So let me I got this is like pretty recent.
Unknown Speaker 8:27
Oh my god. This is awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1 8:32
I don't know if I've ever showed anyone other than my sister. So maybe I sound like a huge ass. Oh, no. Let's see. Oh my Oh, my dick pics are in another folder. So it's okay. Alyssa looks for the image.
Unknown Speaker 8:49
Okay, I'm blue balled.
Speaker 1 8:52
Sorry. She's looking for it. I think it's further back than I thought. But those will be coming in soon. Yeah, thanks to my dead uncle who managed the Family Dollar rip is the best
Speaker 2 9:07
but oh sorry the way you said it. I thought of like I thought of it as like family finances because here like he managed the Family
Speaker 1 9:16
Dollar between all of us he managed it. But one time when we were kids were pretty young. Somebody driven to the Family Dollar that he worked at and like knock down all the stuff and then like for some reason we went up there to the Family Dollar like my grandma took us just so we could like see a car like look kids and it was really cool because it used to be like a little grocery stores. thing called wins in that building. So whenever the car hit, you know It fucked up the walls So there was like, some stuff from wins that had fallen behind the wall. Like some different stickers and toys and stuff. And since they weren't like Family Dollar merchandise, they couldn't do anything with it. So me and my sister It was fucking sick.
Unknown Speaker 10:18
Like branded with yeah. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1 10:21
it was in their packaging so my uncle was like I mean we just have to throw these away so y'all can have them and really that is the same person who crashed into hope you didn't die, but these stickers are cool.
Speaker 2 10:39
That reminds me of when our Dairy Queen when I was little gotta finally got updated because the lady drove until the front laughs aside I think she had some kind of medical condition. Oh, sure.
Unknown Speaker 10:57
Yeah.
Speaker 2 10:58
But she was fine and stuff. But I think that was at the time my sister was working there.
Unknown Speaker 11:04
So yeah, so I mean, they
Speaker 2 11:06
still operated to you before they like seal up and stuff.
Speaker 1 11:10
Like come get your blizzards on step out through the tarp and we'll dust in the blizzard don't hurt nobody really
Unknown Speaker 11:18
new construction Blizzard
Speaker 1 11:22
concrete that have been to reach up to and it was pretty exciting. Somebody driven to it. Damn. Yeah. Who's gonna drive into what next? So exciting. Well speak into that the other car thing I have moved to Houston, they go to mortuary school. And I didn't realize at the time that I needed glasses. Like I had worn him as a kid. I had some surgery and stuff on my eyes. And then
Unknown Speaker 11:55
I got a makeover.
Speaker 1 11:57
They took my glasses off and all the boys were like, yeah. But then I realized I need glasses again, because I was at this carwash. And you know, it had like little brick divider things. And my depth perception was fucked up because I needed glasses. So I saw I thought that I could like pull forward and turn out of this thing. But really, I needed to back up so I like hit the little brick divider. This guy was like, No, you can't go that way. You gotta back up. And it was horribly embarrassing. Why did he even say anything? Dumbass. Like, I mean, I would have to Yeah, true. destroying her like already old car. And I've worn glasses ever since. So yeah.
Speaker 2 12:49
Um, I had like, pulled into a pulling into a parking garage. It was a Brandon and his stepmother in law. Yes. And there was just so much stuff going on. Like when I'm trying to pull them to the spot. Like, you know, parking garages like everything's 10 times louder. So like that people honking and talking and driving. And like all that was people just start honking as I was trying to pull in and I was just kind of looking behind and I guess just getting frazzled. And then I just like, bumped into the fucking wall right in front of us and Brandon was like, What are you doing? You know, it's like like I'm obviously not doing it there's so much going on and I'm just but yeah, that was a few months ago
Speaker 1 13:39
I had one the other day I was driving my niece and I pulled up to close to a lake called moniker but like those little like yellow things. Yeah. I hit it and she was like, she gave me this like, Yeah, fuck that up.
Speaker 2 14:04
Oh, I think I Oh, I think I already talked about this on the podcast but whenever I went to go to railing to get my hair done and I had like I parked at one of those and I forgot that that was there for it on top of it like there's a group of guys like hey, wow, they're like whoa that I backed up it just fucking
Unknown Speaker 14:24
like I'm gonna drive my car into a river now.
Speaker 2 14:29
I definitely will one day that's how I'm going down. I'm also have one other thing. I saw that some news yesterday. That's that was just sticking off. Let me read you this headline. Let's say this is from ABC News. Cruise Line apologizes after dozens of whales slaughtered in front of passengers.
Unknown Speaker 14:54
Oh shit. I'm sorry, this is like sad, but I think it's so fun.
Unknown Speaker 15:04
It's like everybody's vacation.
Speaker 2 15:07
They're all like drunk on deck, curl up and they're like, Hey, kids, like look and then there's just like all these whales and there's just like kids screaming adults puking, and it's just like decapitation.
Speaker 2 15:21
Yeah, so they pulled up to an area in Iceland. That just happened to be having a whale hunt going on. And so yeah, a lot of passengers had to see
Speaker 1 15:38
that. The murder murder. Oh, update biti biti
Unknown Speaker 15:44
biti biti. Oh, is it a picture
Speaker 1 15:46
the picture? I think it's my email. Oh, gee, sent me an email in the subject line is just a skull. These Okay, get your reaction.
Unknown Speaker 16:00
Blue balls be gone
Unknown Speaker 16:08
there's another one.
Speaker 2 16:11
It gets a Will you got it. It's just so funny. Oh, wait, I'm trying to go to the root but I can't pick it up. Okay.
Speaker 2 16:23
This reminds me of there's this old lady that I follow on our I guess, do I follow her? I don't know. I get her videos a lot. And she's just like, This is how I want my makeup to look. Wow, dad, okay. I didn't expect you to just be laying there with like your, like a proper burial. I was thinking that you would just be like, Goofy. I'm dead or whatever. For some reasons, my dress rehearsal. I was thinking. I was like, oh, maybe she did like a pinup kind of pose. But that's kind of weird. At your gray slot.
Unknown Speaker 17:11
Keeping that Family Dollar going,
Speaker 1 17:13
Yeah, keep the Family Dollar alive. Well, speaking of dollars, Texas has actually received a lot of dollars to make some changes
Unknown Speaker 17:25
to make change.
Speaker 1 17:29
And that is because a new report from environmental America shows that 90% of Texas beaches had at least one unsafe fecal contamination in 2022, which is far above the national average of 55%.
Unknown Speaker 17:47
I don't like poopoo everywhere
Unknown Speaker 17:50
here.
Speaker 2 17:52
Yeah, I see. Like whenever I go to some parks and stuff to that have lakes that has like that sign that's like poopoo Yeah, it's like don't want your dog poop in the river. Because there's lots of poop and people are in
Unknown Speaker 18:08
Texas Beach.
Speaker 2 18:10
I'm in the water. Like, I've been to Corpus Christi in that area. But I like I'm from a Mississippi Beach. I'm not getting into any beach water on the south coast of America.
Speaker 1 18:27
Yeah, the two I've been to Corpus and Galveston are the highest levels of Poopoo. So that's cool. Oh, Galveston. Hell yeah. I feel like Galveston no one is surprised that that's a high poopoo level because it's kind of a nasty beach. But ya know, we really know. I was swimming in that poopoo water this time last year, so that's cool.
Speaker 2 18:55
Oh, I would assume the poop levels were probably somewhat similar.
Speaker 1 19:01
They're probably high. And I had kind of actually those two years ago because I got this my tattoo on my wrist and then we went to the beach like a couple of weeks later. And so I was like, like in the ocean like this, like trying to keep my new tattoo out of the water. And now I know that that was very smart because not only was there ocean bacteria, but literal shit. So the reason for the high poopoo content is guess what not only do we have a ship power grid in Texas, we have a lot of poor sewage systems and when we get heavy rains, I guess the sewage can't keep up and then it spills into the ocean, which is really green
Unknown Speaker 19:48
fall.
Speaker 2 19:55
Sorry. Well, I was thinking of the rains in Africa, but also I like Hillary Duff one better. So the oh yeah and awesome. Um, you're doing it better than I am. My brain. My brains not making it work.
Speaker 1 20:16
We'll make a whole album and Texas poopoo songs it's fine to do some songs. So I have a quote here from scientist Luke Metzker. And I decided to call him Daddy No Poo water. I think he needed a name Daddy, no pool water. And Texas fared pretty poorly compared to other areas. 90% of our beaches. had at least one day with unsafe fecal bacteria. About eight of our beaches had about a quarter of the time where it was unsafe, and one beach had more than half the time that I fucked up the squat. So nevermind. But basically the guy's name is Daddy, no pool water.
Unknown Speaker 21:00
And he's saying that Texas is not doing a good job. He's
Speaker 1 21:02
saying it's nasty. So yeah, like I'd mentioned leaking raw sewage. Apparently, South Texas beaches are the best. So if you want to go to the beach and Texas drive a little further,
Speaker 2 21:18
I still just don't want to go to any. Yeah.
Speaker 1 21:23
It's a little scary. said that the more populated areas you have a higher chance of more poopoo because you know more sewage going through the pipes. And if they're bad, then it'll leak.
Speaker 2 21:37
That is so awful. I just so gross. vent for a second. I cannot stand that we have all these pipes and shut down there. With like all this life. ocean life in the morning was like, Oops,
Speaker 1 21:52
it leaves Oopsie poopsie. Literally.
Speaker 2 21:56
And it's just, I don't know, it upsets me continue.
Speaker 1 22:02
All kinds of Mike, like your fish have a snack of either microplastic or human shit. Yeah. How'd you like?
Unknown Speaker 22:09
Or a crab that's covered in Poopoo?
Speaker 1 22:11
Yes. Lots of people. I guess one of the good things. Texas is gonna receive $80 million in federal funding to strengthen its wastewater infrastructure. Okay. It's a historic win. But Daddy, no poor water says that's probably not enough to really fix the problem. So we are going to have to really work hard.
Speaker 2 22:41
Does he have any suggestions as to like what else we need to do? Or it's just out of hand? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1 22:46
just sad. And then I guess, I guess it would depend on the location too.
Unknown Speaker 22:52
I'm upset.
Unknown Speaker 22:54
Yes, this is
Speaker 2 22:58
okay, I just this just like, let's just keep destroying the world around us and putting our poop everywhere and that's fine.
Speaker 1 23:04
We're gonna be going back to the like, what was it the Middle Ages where they just like threw their toilet water into the fresh water and streams and stuff are like out the window and
Speaker 2 23:15
then we'll just take our water supplies from there and just writing to the cars weren't like the original. Wasn't the original plumbing, just like ditches for people to do that. I think. Bring it back to America great again. I mean, really, come on.
Speaker 1 23:32
Really? I mean, next thing we know we're gonna see Greg Abbott, the governor on TV and like a whale of all these women that we put in prison for getting abortion. They're going to be digging ditches for our Hoopoe so we're gonna have a new poopoo system brought to you
Speaker 2 23:56
brought to you by Baby murder Ah, that was that was like the new episode of handmaiden still
Speaker 1 24:09
probably stitches combo poo ditches and abortions but
Speaker 2 24:19
Sorry, my brain was just like trying to make callbacks and trying to combo something and I was like, cruise ship apologizes after they pull up on like Massa boy but I don't think that's a good fun good way to bring up
Unknown Speaker 24:39
the abortion was fine.
Speaker 2 24:45
The baby death rate in the ocean has gone home
Speaker 1 24:56
was pictures that like pro lifers shared Trying to scare people into not getting abortions you know of like fetuses and stuff, but I'm just picturing them with like, oh my god sorry
Speaker 2 25:12
Siemens Siemens had now the Siemens. Oh good. Um, swallowed. I don't know. I can't think of something clever right now.
Speaker 1 25:25
Anyway did baby joke? Yes. If they were trying to say yeah,
Unknown Speaker 25:29
insert your favorite one here. And one
Speaker 1 25:32
thing like it your middle school? Yeah. Baby Jakes I was thinking about that the other day actually, for
Speaker 2 25:39
a long time it was like gay jokes. dead baby jokes. Age jokes.
Unknown Speaker 25:44
Yeah forgot about his legs,
Speaker 2 25:46
but trilogy of like middle school humor my day. Straighten Yeah, back in the day when people used gay as just a term for everything
Speaker 1 26:00
you know? It's so funny watching older movies and stuff and just hearing like casual F slurs I'm like, wow.
Speaker 2 26:10
And then of course like the people are you gay? Yeah, kind of thing.
Speaker 1 26:17
So do that to my sister who is actually gay because I think it's really funny. So
Unknown Speaker 26:22
yeah, I still do that. Do it sometimes, too. So yeah, that was a great flashback.
Speaker 1 26:28
Yeah, Kristen, if you're listening, you're fucking gay. She is gay. But speaking of middle middle school humor. I am very excited to talk about this topic. It is very fucking stupid. But I think it's really funny. Do you know much about like bird names?
Speaker 2 26:52
Oh, not a shit ton, but they always have like the weirdest dumbest name. It's like, oh, that's like a yellow headed Teddy bopper?
Unknown Speaker 27:06
Exactly. They just wanted people to feel weird when they were saying.
Speaker 1 27:10
Yes, so I got together some different bird names and like, explanations of why they're named that because I'm always like, why is this like a cop gobbler bird? is wrong with these people. So I have some different categories. We're going to start with the boobie group.
Unknown Speaker 27:38
The blue footed or
Speaker 1 27:41
Oh, get into that. So according to some resources, the boobie name is
Speaker 1 27:53
boobs. The, their name is derived from the Spanish word. I don't know if it's pronounced Bobo Bo Bo, which translates to foolish or stupid because I guess these birds have like a goofy WADL okay. There are six species of booby. Some of
Unknown Speaker 28:18
sorry, I'm like I feel like
Speaker 1 28:21
I'm gonna be doing the exact same and I hope the listeners are too and they're not just like okay, turning this off right now. Some of the boobies are the blue footed boobie as Jamie mentioned the masks to baby blue face to the movie group.
Unknown Speaker 28:43
So blue footed blue headed
Speaker 1 28:45
and masked mass. That's just a couple that I grabbed. But yeah, the baby ones aren't that exciting other than the word baby they don't have like any real cool ones. But if I missed one if I miss the big dick boobie let me know. Please write in missed me. Or moving on now to the tip group. Page. Dig group to show you this picture real quick, which I will definitely post on Instagram. I was in the office getting together my tip, caulk research. And our shop cat Georgina was in there in the printers over by GE so he brought me my paper with everything printed out and he was like, Georgina, which group is your favorite? And she picked the tip group. Oh, Alyssa shows Jamie the image of Georgina.
Unknown Speaker 29:52
Oh my god that is so precious. She's like, I love the teddy bear. He
Unknown Speaker 30:02
loves the tip group. I will definitely put that on Instagram and so
Speaker 2 30:05
like our GA is just like see you have the boobs here. We'll take
Speaker 1 30:10
your teaching our daughter groups so the reason that they're called tickets it's the birds word names like the ticket group was established before that was a slang for boob. But they just decided to roll with it because I guess a bunch of birds were already named by the time that happens. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the old English word tip means little. So like, Oh, little bird,
Speaker 2 30:45
stop being a little tip. So when people would say stop being a little tip, it's like stop being a little little
Unknown Speaker 30:52
is that a term that people would say?
Unknown Speaker 30:57
Let me let me see if I can find the origins the
Speaker 1 31:00
whole time. I was doing this. I was just thinking of your grandma being like, Oh, my tip. My tip. Oh, American Bush tip fuck.
Speaker 2 31:11
Well I know I've heard people say like stop being a little tip but in my Google search for little tip.
Unknown Speaker 31:21
Maybe your grandma just love that word.
Speaker 2 31:24
It's not bringing up a bunch of stuff. That's very helpful. Because it's just like it's a mammary gland. So yes, that being a boob maybe that's where it came from. I don't know.
Speaker 1 31:38
So I'm just gonna read some tip names. Got the American Bush tip how many you got the the emo of the tip family the somber tip. I want to hike number two I have of course the great tit and what I've kind of started getting is a 35 year old woman now the southern pendulum tip when you go on lower than I thought I was earlier in my life, so that sucks. The long bearded tip Oh,
Speaker 2 32:17
get the bearded tip as well. Like bearded titties or like just a sexy pacers Oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 32:29
I've got the titmouse
Speaker 2 32:31
I've heard of that before and I did not know it was a bird.
Unknown Speaker 32:37
We have the tufted Htet
Unknown Speaker 32:41
that my next my new nickname,
Speaker 1 32:43
please. Oh, this is another good one. The Chitty caca grib a. Oh my god, you're lying. No. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 33:01
Did you ever hear that song? On her little it was like on the internet. It was like Titicaca pee pee to the caca poopoo to the caca PP to the caca people
Unknown Speaker 33:10
know that sounds like it should be the theme song.
Speaker 2 33:16
Maybe I can play a little bit of it at the end. Any AMC strikes. AMC strikes. You know what I'm saying? MCS and Movie Channel Mafa
Unknown Speaker 33:26
went to pluckers last night.
Unknown Speaker 33:29
Sorry, I just I wanted chicken wings so bad.
Speaker 1 33:33
They were good. The service was absolutely horrible, but the caca service was so Titicaca but the initials you're saying reminded me of UFC. And I was watching these girls fight and one of them fell in when she fell on the mat it like dislocated her elbow. Nasty. So she was done
Speaker 2 33:55
with her arm straight when she hit the man like see,
Speaker 1 33:59
like had looked away. It was like chicken and then I looked up not getting up down and I texted my friend Kat her and her husband Cody always watch UFC and I was like what happened with this chick and because I first heard she was laying I thought she maybe broke a rib like she was holding. But she was like Yeah, you totally missed it her normal pop down.
Speaker 2 34:24
Do you see the one where the guy like got his leg kicked? And I was just like backward? I watched it live. All you did. I didn't but I fucking like rewind, rewind.
Unknown Speaker 34:35
It was nasty.
Unknown Speaker 34:36
Oh man. Yeah, that was gnarly.
Speaker 1 34:38
That's one like bro saying about me. I'm like UFC fucking rules
Speaker 2 34:47
I think I enjoy wrestling because they have more characters and stuff so fun damn thing but UFC is like real? Yeah, fighting arena. So it's kind of like crazy. Ah,
Speaker 1 35:00
they could accidentally kill each other in a moment. It's nuts. Oh, I saved my or did you have anything else on UFC wrestling? Oh, well I saved my favorite tip for last. We have the fluffy back to tip babbler
Unknown Speaker 35:20
fluffy back tip babbler
Unknown Speaker 35:22
Yes
Unknown Speaker 35:22
Okay, does it babble a lot?
Speaker 1 35:25
You know I didn't really get a lot of information on the birds I just wanted to kind of laugh at their names.
Unknown Speaker 35:31
I think that Titicaca one's my favorite.
Unknown Speaker 35:34
So you had one
Unknown Speaker 35:36
I feel like that's the one the fluffy but is it fluff back? Is
Speaker 1 35:39
that what it was? Or fluffy back to tip babbler Okay,
Unknown Speaker 35:43
I just imagined it with like boobs on its back.
Speaker 1 35:46
That one when I saw it, it made me laugh out loud for like multiple minutes oh my gosh, the teddy bear boy was so funny.
Speaker 2 35:58
I'm sorry. Did you have any? Is there another bird group?
Speaker 1 36:01
Yes, we have two more now we're moving on to the deck and kaak group that's
Unknown Speaker 36:11
gender equality
Speaker 1 36:15
we got we got addicts we got Cox we got Cockos is Teddy Cochise. In fact, so this I think it's pronounced the dickcissel but I just want to say dickcissel
Speaker 2 36:32
sounds like a pizza restaurant sizzler be good name for a hot yoga. Oh, restaurant. It would be finger change their name.
Unknown Speaker 36:48
Oh yeah. Winner sizzles moving on to Cox Oh, there's only one winner Yeah, it's just one dick sizzle there's probably others but
Speaker 1 37:04
there's just so many birds and Yeah, somebody Teddy birds so little time. Maybe this can be an ongoing thing as I come across different ones. Yeah, and we need a little pick me up we can just do this. So the word COC appears to be of Germanic origin
Unknown Speaker 37:27
sorry, it's just like too serious. This is why we aren't teachers.
Speaker 1 37:36
They could never so I guess the original word scuze me meant like male bird. So I don't know COC went to birds and then it just kind of stuck.
Unknown Speaker 37:54
COC sticks all the time.
Speaker 1 37:55
coccyx all the time. And then I saw another thing that said that the name CoQ comes from habitat in which they live in the word cockerel which refers to a young rooster.
Unknown Speaker 38:13
I mean, so I live in that habitat to
Speaker 1 38:17
Eros now you're here before Yeah, you definitely lived in Tech City.
Unknown Speaker 38:22
Oh, all boys two of them are neutered
Speaker 1 38:31
so just a couple of Cox here we go the Himalayan snow cock. That's a cold dick. Shrinkage
Unknown Speaker 38:43
does like silently laughing to myself
Speaker 1 38:47
that you think it's funny and you're not just like this is fucking stupid. Isn't a stupid but it's no cock just makes me think of the Yeti since we're just talking about Elon, just like we wanted to get EDIC Yeah. Which, by the way, thanks, everybody for listening to our first kind of multi part series.
Speaker 2 39:04
It was a lot of fun. We hope to do more. Or at least I do. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, definitely. It was good. I enjoy your research he kind of ones and if there is a certain topic or time in history that you want us to cover hit us up. Yeah, because we like to learn about the weird shit and the terrible shit.
Speaker 1 39:23
Definitely. I saw this tick tock last night it was a series and it was like different fixations that weird girls have and it was like popping up these different like dark history events. I'm like, I love that one. I love that one. I'm like, Oh that one I don't know about love that.
Speaker 2 39:46
Be like a was it like one of those things where it's like a early 2000 songs and it just plays like tiny clips of like 10 songs. You know it you like dancer? The one of the All right like the big dancing history mob Yeah, love it. Oh, that's so great. It's funny. sorry yeah
Speaker 1 40:08
your radio girls brought it off.
Speaker 2 40:11
The radio girls was another one that I want to talk about on the podcast sometime, so maybe we'll do that one soon. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:17
I think I've said uranium but I've meant to say radium.
Unknown Speaker 40:21
The urine girls young girls.
Unknown Speaker 40:23
We have the American Woodcock. That's what we should call an eagle.
Speaker 2 40:32
That does feel like the proper name for Eagle. Good American woodcock,
Unknown Speaker 40:35
which I
Speaker 2 40:37
heard yesterday that they are no longer endangered. Oh, okay,
Unknown Speaker 40:41
so we can
Unknown Speaker 40:48
start shooting
Speaker 2 40:48
them again. Oh, so I don't have to care for this one in my backyard anymore. I just kids are having Eagle stew. Oh, wait, no, we're having Americans do finally Cagney Eagle
Unknown Speaker 41:03
next week, I didn't mean to cut you off. Oh, no,
Unknown Speaker 41:05
no, it's hilarious.
Unknown Speaker 41:08
We have the Andy and Kok of rock.
Unknown Speaker 41:13
Indian kaka rock.
Speaker 1 41:15
Andean which I mean, didn't write down where that is Hawk of rock talk of rock and it has like little hyphens in between each word.
Unknown Speaker 41:24
I don't really like that.
Speaker 1 41:26
It I kind of do because it's like caulk rocks hard. boners. It fits. But this way. I
Speaker 2 41:36
mean, like the dashes and the dashes know why, but like having have in a name, title like that. I bothers why does it bother me?
Speaker 1 41:50
Well, I'll only say one more thing about the Andean COC of rock before we move on. I guess they like to nest on rocks and like on the side of cliffs, so that's why oh, okay, so the bird of Rock, Texas era. We're at our West subgroup. This was just the miscellaneous weird group. Birds that didn't really fit with titties or anything.
Speaker 2 42:18
Sorry, I'm just thinking real quick. That should be the name of a drink.
Unknown Speaker 42:22
The miscellaneous weird group. Oh, well,
Unknown Speaker 42:25
that could be but in Indian. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 42:30
talk of rock. Yeah, I could say they want
Speaker 2 42:33
rock star like the ice. Oh, and I guess that's the only way it relates
Speaker 1 42:40
to make it for a bachelorette party. And you could take like little fake plastic dicks and freeze them into the rocks.
Speaker 2 42:47
Or you guys Dick ice. Or you could put like all those little tiny dick candies on it. Oh, man, there's really just so many things you could do. There's a lot of snow if you need help planning your bachelorette party.
Speaker 1 43:02
And I I've always wanted to have just like a crazy Dick themed bachelorette party that I went to, but I surprisingly never did. Yeah, actually. Same here. Yeah, I think most of my friends I met after they were already married or people just didn't want to dig bachelorette party I guess.
Speaker 2 43:25
Same here. I think all my friends were married. One friend. seems to have trouble finding love. And it was funny because one of my friends I was married. She really likes Jurassic Park and stuff and I totally forgot that she was married and I was like, Oh, you can have a Jurassic park themed wedding and she was like, I'm already married. Like okay,
Unknown Speaker 43:48
she had a sore sound that year
Speaker 2 43:57
but sorry, until the miscellaneous weird. Oh, weird birds unless you have more.
Speaker 1 44:02
I have a couple. So this isn't spelled the way that this word that I'm going to say is but it's still funny. The Hori puffle leg and it's H O ay so it's not like a horror but it sounds like it sounds funny.
Speaker 2 44:22
Sounds like what they would name the the girl at the I don't want to call a little whorehouse. There's a proper name for me.
Unknown Speaker 44:31
sex worker. Palace. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 44:39
A brothel brothel. Yeah.
Speaker 2 44:42
Is that what they call like? Just the one that's like, infected
Speaker 1 44:52
weigh a purple leg is better than a puffle vagina. Yeah, I follow this girl on Tik Tok. I think her name is modern working girl. And she works at a brothel in Vegas and it's fucking fascinating. I love her account and she makes like a quarter million dollars a year. Yeah,
Speaker 2 45:14
damn. Yeah, yeah, I heard with loom. So I want to go Bob. Joe Bob Briggs driving. And he has a lady on there that hosts with them Darcy the male girl and she was talking about so she works in the adult entertainment world. And she was talking about how she she would just like get a flight to Vegas work for a few days or a week just like at the clubs there and then just like have enough money for a while and just go do what the fuck ever go back for a little bit when she needs money. It's fucking dope.
Unknown Speaker 45:50
It is. Get it ladies and gentleman and people get it people get it people puffy like puffy like door
Speaker 2 46:12
dangered anymore. Yeah. cruiseline apologizes after pulls up to a slaughter of Eve to celebrate them getting off the endangered species
Unknown Speaker 46:30
like the little propeller
Speaker 2 46:35
Oh, Freedom cruise. 2020 Yes. 2023 Why am I going back to 2021 episode?
Speaker 1 46:46
It is. Along with being a whore we have the rough faced shag somebody ugly you wake up with after you've been at the bar. These could all be names for people at the bras ugly sex workers the rough faced shag
Speaker 2 47:10
No. Oh you look at that girl. She's Oh, sorry. I'm trying to an Australian accent in the call. She's a rough shape. She's a wolf. She's a rough face shag isn't she?
Unknown Speaker 47:24
Oh, look at that contour
Unknown Speaker 47:33
circus I got I can't I can't accident right now.
Unknown Speaker 47:37
That's making it better.
Speaker 1 47:43
Disclaimer, we know horses not the right word anymore. Just having funny. We're just having fun and Australians they come to a lot so I had to throw that in. This one sounds good sex act to me. Is the flying steamer duck. Flying steamer that has to be some kind of sexy
Speaker 2 48:09
but has to be like, you know like, okay, a girl's lying down. You put a walker kind of like over her head and then you balance your yourself on your hands on top. And then you shit on her face. Flying steamer duck is that what it was called?
Speaker 1 48:30
I was kind of thinking maybe it would be basically like a combination of the Mile High Club and a Cleveland steamer like shitting on someone's chest. So maybe you're like sitting in your plane seat. And then a girl is like, or a gentleman is standing above your plane seat and they shit on me or something.
Speaker 2 48:51
And then they get a walker and they put it down. Yeah, and then you get the complex mind but I was like how can a person levitate above someone's body
Speaker 2 49:07
it's not like they make devices or sex toys that can help you any
Speaker 1 49:12
Walker. Walker? Walker. I'm like, oh, did y'all did y'all watch? Walker Texas Ranger in Mississippi. Oh, okay. That to the list. Okay, I think
Speaker 2 49:25
Walker Texas Oh, I didn't realize that's what it okay. Yeah, I never watched it but I didn't realize that was like we're Chuck Norris that he get famous from that or?
Speaker 1 49:33
I don't know if from that. I imagined so. But yeah, Walker, Texas Ranger was a big deal here. Oh, okay. Okay, watch it. It's Saturday on Saturday nights. I
Unknown Speaker 49:44
feel like I need to brush up on it since I live here now.
Speaker 1 49:47
It's I'm sure it's fucking stupid. I need to go back and watch them but I think that Chuck Norris is like a crazy anti Vaxxer now so oh shit on him.
Speaker 2 50:00
Oh, and also gonna admit I've lived here for a while. I don't know. I'm not gonna cry. That was just like a hiccup
Unknown Speaker 50:16
I don't know the Texas song.
Unknown Speaker 50:19
Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 50:22
Like reference that a lot.
Speaker 1 50:22
I don't know if I remember it. So okay. I know deep in the heart of Texas and some of those but like the actual song.
Speaker 2 50:34
Okay, cuz that's all I know is the beep in the heart of Texas.
Speaker 1 50:39
And let's wait. I think I'm combining to wait. I don't know. I'm a bad Texan.
Unknown Speaker 50:48
Sorry, do you want me to delete this off?
Speaker 1 50:54
I have one more bird for us. This bird sounds metal as fuck yeah. It's an Indonesian bird. It's called the satanic ghosts. Soccer. Weight goat soccer. Yeah. Hell yeah. But
Speaker 2 51:09
also what? Yeah, like, it's just like, I feel like it's like the chupacabra. Like, it just goes around murdering.
Speaker 1 51:19
There is an urban legend or superstition that this bird goes around at night and tears people's eyes out while they sleep.
Unknown Speaker 51:30
Fucking awesome. That would not be a thing, but I love that.
Speaker 1 51:38
And it has a bunch of different names that it goes by like I forgot to write them down. It's like, Satan's theme. Just weird shit. But yeah, it has a bunch of cool names. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 51:51
I wonder if that's where some of what's the spaces inspiration came from for the birds. Hitchcock's inspiration. That movie was good. I would say it's still kind of holds up. It's a little cheesy in the effects but like, actually haven't seen is good. Me too.
Speaker 1 52:12
Well, did you like hearing about titties and boobies today? I did.
Speaker 2 52:18
In this different facet of titties and movies. Yes, and caca.
Speaker 1 52:24
I just want to expand everyone's minds about caca and turkeys and whatnot.
Speaker 2 52:32
And plants also have some weird names. Oh, really? Maybe that's another one I can do. But I am friends with someone who is baldness. Oh, well, I say friends. I we were in high school bein together and we're acquaintances and we're now friends on social media. And he posts a lot of botany stuff. And I love it. And I just chat to him about that. Some photos. Yeah, for sure. And yeah, there was one that was like it was called like Falaise something, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, What the fuck? And he was like, yeah, there's a lot of plants with names like that. And I was like, yes,
Speaker 1 53:12
hell yeah, perfect. But I was looking stuff up. I kept getting names are like articles that were like, weird animal names. I'm like, No, I have to stick to these teeny birds. Like there's a whole world of tidies and Dick names like, I gotta keep focused. And that plants I didn't even think about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 53:35
I'm, I'm excited to maybe get some of that shit together. But, uh, you know, we hope you guys enjoyed our episode. Thank you Alyssa for curating these bird names.
Unknown Speaker 53:48
You're very enjoyable anytime.
Unknown Speaker 53:51
And we're gonna fly away now.
Unknown Speaker 54:01
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