Join the ladies on a nuclear filled Yeti adventure as they wrap up the last Mt. Everest episode.
Join the ladies on a nuclear filled Yeti adventure as we tackle the final part of our Mr. Everest series. Things may or may not get a little bit sexy. Don’t forget to pack some corn dogs!
Nuclear Device Lost in Himalayas References:
Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanda_Devi_Plutonium_Mission#cite_note-wired-1
New York Times - Desai Says Us Indian Team Lost Atomic Spy Gear No Comment From US - https://www.nytimes.com/1978/04/18/archives/desai-says-usindian-team-lost-atomic-spy-gear-no-comment-from-us.html
The Better India - Nanda Devi Nuclear Device Expedition Captain Sanmohann Singh Kohli Central Intelligence Agency America Intelligence Bureau India Secret Government Mission Raini Uttarakhand Glacier Burst History Myster https://www.thebetterindia.com/253759/nanda-devi-nuclear-device-expedition-captain-manmohan-singh-kohli-central-intelligence-agency-america-intelligence-bureau-india-secret-government-mission-raini-uttarakhand-glacier-burst-history-myster/
Wired - CIA Himalayan Spies https://www.wired.com/2013/04/cia-himalayan-spies/
Economic Times - James Bond in the Himalayas and the Secre of the Nanda Devihttps://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/defence/james-bond-in-the-himalayas-the-buried-secret-of-nanda-devi/articleshow/65350186.cms
Yeti Spaghetti Resources:
Wikipedia
Moss Gate - Yeti Information Sheet https://www.mossgate.lancs.sch.uk/serve_file/570306#:~:text=The%20yeti%20can%20stand%20at,they%20said%20was%20a%20Yeti.
CNN - Yeti Scientific Proof Study https://www.cnn.com/2017/11/28/health/yeti-scientific-proof-study/index.html)
The Lost Kingdom of the Yeti (Mark Evans, 2018)
On Exhibit - The Yeti Memo https://prologue.blogs.archives.gov/2017/09/28/on-exhibit-the-yeti-memo/#:~:text=It%20stipulated%20that%20the%20Yeti,rupees%20to%20the%20Nepalese%20government.
BBC - Yeti finger mystery solved by Edinburgh scientists https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-16264752)
Snowed in with the Yeti: An Erotic Monster Romance by Brigid Finn https://www.amazon.com/Snowed-Yeti-Erotic-Monster-Romance-ebook/dp/B0BLSTMGZL
Seduced by Bigfoot and Ravaged by the Yeti: The Secret Adventures of a Fertile Housewife - Eva Roche-Poésy https://www.amazon.com/Seduced-Bigfoot-Ravaged-Yeti-humiliation-ebook/dp/B01E66FG9I
Kept Warm by a Yeti: A Monster Erotic Short Story - Mei Kaera https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BLHTCYRB/ref=x_gr_bb_kindle?caller=Goodreads&tag=x_gr_bb_kindle-20
Saved by the Yeti - Lilith Leana https://www.amazon.com/Saved-Yeti-Monster-Erotica-Stories-ebook/dp/B0BL6DDKNL
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Speaker 1 0:00
Do you remember the time when we were leaving improv and going to eat and we had one other, like new guy in our class? And then I was just like, so have you been around this many women before?
Unknown Speaker 0:33
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Speaker 2 0:44
I totally didn't take it this way. I thought it was like on purpose. Like a funny little like, thing, you know?
Speaker 1 0:53
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Speaker 2 1:05
I thought it was saying because then the rest of the night we're just like, oh, yeah, you're here with all these lady.
Speaker 1 1:11
Yeah, we made a lot of throwbacks to it. And it was funny because I was like, I'm sorry. I'm just really bad at small talk and stuff. And Paige was like, okay, Jamie, you did really good. You try. Oh, and also since I'm bad at small talk, we had brunch this morning. One of our friends he got his uh,
Unknown Speaker 1:33
he got a pedicure. Got his toenails painted. And I don't know I was just like, it's not your new hobby.
Speaker 2 1:42
Car boy number two. Yeah, number. Wait. Yeah, number two. You heard it here first. He's getting into nail art. Yeah, so if you ever need your nails done,
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get in start getting our toes done.
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Speaker 1 1:59
I've never been Oh really? Yeah, I've never gotten my toa No, I got my hands done. Earn hands. My nails my fingers. done once. For my sister's Air Force graduation. Oh, but I did suckers off very quickly.
Unknown Speaker 2:18
Did you do like little airplanes my Air Force sister.
Speaker 1 2:24
Air Force girl. Um, I think I just got like french tips or whatever though. Those big ass fake ones on that with like the heavy duty glue.
Speaker 2 2:35
Oh, man. I bet the this Mississippi nails are extra special.
Speaker 1 2:40
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Speaker 2 2:54
I guess I shouldn't talk shit on Mississippi since I've never been there. But just like how you describe stuff. Picturing like a set of nails like this fails that you see where they're all like booked out?
Speaker 1 3:06
Yeah. And there's just like, Cajun seasoning on it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 3:13
And on that note, welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome.
Speaker 1 3:17
We should have introduced that sooner. Oh, I'm Jay.
Speaker 2 3:20
Alyssa. And we're sitting here with seasoning salt on our nails. And under them?
Unknown Speaker 3:26
Yes. Actually my like, favorite leader. And I think before we happen to some of our
Unknown Speaker 3:36
Everest escapades, so I'll call it today. I think Alyssa, you had a little bit of a
Speaker 2 3:42
yes. The spooky thing. And I've been saving it to tell you and then it happened again. And I was like, What the fuck? Am I in Silent Hill and I don't know it or something. But I go to the gym early in the morning. So I usually get there. Can
Speaker 1 4:01
you say what time because I feel like early in your context is
Speaker 2 4:06
different. So I usually get to the gym at like five or 550 like in that timeframe. Yeah. So I'm driving there, you know, in the four o'clock hour usually takes me like 1520 minutes to get there. So I was going along my merry way one morning, and I could tell that there was somebody crossing the street in the distance. And so I slow down, let them cross. And then I see them you know, walking, they're walking towards me. It was somebody wearing a fucking hospital gown and a mask.
Speaker 1 4:46
Ah, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, was it were you close to a
Speaker 2 4:54
hospital or like I was trying to think I do not think so.
Speaker 1 4:59
Um, mask as in like, masks. COVID masks Okay,
Speaker 2 5:04
so my first thought is this like some quarantined patient that's
Unknown Speaker 5:12
weird,
Speaker 2 5:14
like the nearest hospitals probably like by driving 10 minutes, so it would be a very far walk down, so I don't know what the fuck but that really creeped me out.
Speaker 1 5:29
That's terrifying. Yeah. And like to because like, that's an early hour, so I feel like to you, they weren't like an escaped patient kind of deal that they were like trying to get someone to stop, you know, just like, oh shit, that person's in a hospital gown and shit like, oh, yeah, like, they might need like mental health help or something like let me stop and like, also like,
Speaker 2 5:59
like, I'm not one of those dumbasses on a scary movie that's like, Let's investigate that value my life.
Speaker 1 6:07
Yeah, that's terrifying. I almost want to look up and see for some Reddit stories like that, because I know there's times where people pretend to be injured. And then people will get out and then they have people like in the surrounding woods and shit. Just like come out. Fucking jump your ass.
Speaker 2 6:22
Oh, my God. Wow. Yeah, pretty crazy to be extra aware. But then this happened probably like a couple of weeks ago. And then I was driving to the gym again. And I could tell someone was crossing the street. And I kind of feel like it was like a school. They were wearing a school uniform. But I couldn't tell 100% Because it was dark. And they had black hair, but the way like the light and everything hit it it looked like they didn't have a head. Oh, is their hair was black. Yeah. It was scary. And like, why am I seeing all these characters that are because you're going out
Unknown Speaker 7:03
early in the morning.
Speaker 2 7:07
Oh, change my fucking routine. And then like, every morning when I like physically leave the inside of the house to get to the car. I pretty much like sprint to the car because we live in a neighborhood that doesn't have street lights or anything. And it gets like pitch black here. So I'm always scared, somebody's gonna pop out of the dark and get me even on the way to my car. So I'm already always like on guard. And now I'm seeing these weird things. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 7:36
That's scary. Yeah, get out of Boston.
Speaker 2 7:42
It feels like if I get any kind of weird illness or anything, it's from that escaped patient. So tell my story.
Unknown Speaker 7:50
And gotten through the air. Yeah,
Speaker 2 7:53
I mean, honestly, that's what I was thinking when I saw them. I was like, Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 7:57
Zero. Did you like look up to see if there's anything like on the news or anything like, Oh, no.
Speaker 2 8:05
Okay. I need to do that. But what if I've seen something I'm not supposed to see, and I get assassinated.
Unknown Speaker 8:16
It's good that you run to your car. It's true. Well, speaking of scary things, I guess. You know, what else the scary nuclear devices that I've been lost?
Speaker 1 8:37
And I know we've talked about some of these before. Big Daddy lane. Yeah. Big Daddy lane. But did you know that there was a nuclear device that was lost in the Himalayas?
Speaker 2 8:47
Oh, I wish there was. I'm assuming by the USA.
Speaker 1 8:54
Yeah. It was from a team at the CIA. And I think they also worked with the Intelligence Bureau from India. And they had a little team that went together.
Speaker 2 9:09
Oh, speaking of the CIA real quick, I just want to tell the listeners about the Photoshop you did for me. CIA assassinations. We had some hail here a couple weeks ago. And I have a pink flamingo in the front yard and it looked like it got assassinated because there was like a giant hole in its head. And she fucking photoshopped it next to Jackie Kennedy like Oh, my grassy knoll.
Unknown Speaker 9:42
A lot of posts. I will have to post up on Instagram.
Unknown Speaker 9:46
Yes. Okay. Sorry, that reminder.
Speaker 1 9:48
So, towards the end of 1965, the Central Intelligence Agency or the CIA as we know them
Speaker 2 10:00
I want you to know them. Yeah.
Speaker 1 10:04
And the intelligence out, the Indian Intelligence Bureau joined forces to carry out an espionage mission against China. Oh, the plan was to bring a plutonium powered device all the way up. And India's second highest peak in the Himalayas, the Nanda device, nailed it. Very good. The equipment weighed in at about 130 pounds. And it said that the Indian team members did not know the nuclear details of the contents. They were transporting. So yeah, they didn't. They didn't know how dangerous this was. But I actually just
Unknown Speaker 10:39
carried up that mountain.
Speaker 1 10:41
Yeah, it's fine. As the team got closer to the summit, there was a really gnarly Blizzard rolling in. And at that moment, they decided that they would have to abandon the mission and return at a later date when it was safer weather conditions. So they nuzzled the device and additional equipment into a little crevice that they found to secure it
Unknown Speaker 11:06
down and stay. But when they returned to that same spot the following year, they could not find the device. Why
Speaker 2 11:20
did they wait a fucking year? Do they have to wait that long for it to defrost?
Speaker 1 11:24
I guess just like with a year they have to get back and then like plan a whole nother mountaineering trip or whatever to like, get up there would be like, you know, couple months or a few months or whatever,
Unknown Speaker 11:36
a very bad thing to procrastinate. You know, I
Unknown Speaker 11:39
agree. 1,000% It's like, well, it's fine. We'll get it later. I mean, it's just like, a big thing. Just be like, Oops, yeah.
Speaker 2 11:51
I'm sure that cost an insane amount of money. And they're like, be there. It's fine. Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 11:59
Like, yeah, I don't know, I probably would have just been smarter if they just brought it up, brought it back with them. Just to know where it is. But, um, so yeah, they weren't for next year. It wasn't there. They had sounds like they had a couple, a couple of helicopters kind of also trying to aid in the search for it. They couldn't, couldn't find it still. And I think they, okay, it sounds like they also had another search a couple of years later, as well, after they found that it was lost. And that turned up nothing. The leading theory seems to be that it was buried and lost and an avalanche avalanche and probably has the longevity of 100 years. So that plutonium is going to be plutonium being 400 years, just chillin up there in the Alps. Okay. And 1978, The New York Times released a piece that blew the top off the secret. Prime Minister, the prime minister at the time, said that a joint Indian American Intelligence Team had lost a nuclear spy device in the Himalayas 12 years ago. So they waited 12 years to tell the people of the surrounding areas and stuff you know
Speaker 2 13:19
sparked fucked up, like, what if something happened and it blew up or whatever? Like, they wouldn't know what it was right away. Therefore, they couldn't take action right away. I mean, well, maybe the local government would know but or even
Speaker 1 13:35
go mountain. I keep mountaineering. Like go hiking, whatever of that mountain and just like, Oh, hey, fuckin nuclear. Um, as for the aftermath, it sounds like there are two theories that kind of branch from each other. One is that the Indian Intelligence Bureau hikes back up to retrieve the device before the CIA did their retrieval mission.
Unknown Speaker 14:06
This is ours now. Yeah, good.
Speaker 1 14:12
And then a lot of the things the one that most people believe is that it's still up there and um, due to increased floods and ice calving, which is breaking off a huge chunks of ice. So yeah, there's a spin, I guess, kind of natural, more natural disasters. So people think that it might be from that. So like some of these events like that, where it was a, a glacier burst in rainy and this is February. This is from an article in 2021 February 2021. And that killed 50 people and destroyed four villages. What Yeah. And the official cause as hole by scientist was that a piece of the glacier fell into the water and triggered massive floods in the area. And according to the report by BBC, the glacier was on a slope that was held up by a massive rock, which had weakened over time due to repeated freezing and melting. So I guess the theory kind of there is that the plutonium device that's going to be active for 100 years, so it's just kind of melting, where it's at, I guess, and just keeps, keeps melting, and then stuff keeps refreezing and it's fucking up the system. You were so yeah. So um, so a chunk of of ice broke off and slid down the mountain, when it reached the floor of the valley, the rocks and snow and sediment had carried it alongside and if fell into a mountain stream, effectively blocking it. And once the water level increased a surge of water, and rubble bursts through the dam causing massive floods. Oh, my God, like how that all happened. So yeah, after the Washington Post article was released in 65, about potential pollution of the nuclear waste and the Ganga River, which was heavily used river that flows through India, people use it for all kinds of things. So while yes, the Ganga is does have its own super bad pollution problems are ready. Um, there's concerns that there's also you know, nuclear waste that might be coming from up there and making its way into the, into the river, which is like, very important referred to them. So, yeah, that's how America fucked up stuff in India.
Speaker 2 17:00
I would like to say I'm shocked, but I'm literally not shocked at all.
Unknown Speaker 17:06
Yeah, I can understand that. For sure. It's, I don't know, I just find myself just being like, why why? Why? Just just throw money
Speaker 2 17:22
away. Like, yeah, here's this like, huge nuclear device. I mean, number one, not safe. Number two, imagine how much that cost. And then you're just like, Well, yeah, figure that out later. Like, no, Shouldn't that be like priority number one, like, Okay, we got to rearrange some stuff and go get that.
Speaker 1 17:42
Yeah, like, I feel like they should be trying to figure that out. But they're, like, lost, cause.
Speaker 2 17:49
I mean, I think that's directly so women, so I'm sure we don't realize how unreasonable we're being they know the big men in charge. They no best. Yeah. And that's why we keep electing them. Yeah, they're all 1000 years old to it's really cool.
Speaker 1 18:10
But you know, who would make a great president? Me, the Yeti? Yay. I also have a little bit of Yeti spaghetti. For you guys. Oh, yeah. But before that, do you have any more questions or anything about the nuclear the last nuclear
Speaker 2 18:28
device? No, it just makes me want to punch a wall. Yeah, like
Speaker 1 18:33
Yeah, me too. Um, it's super fucked up. Because you know, there's like,
Speaker 2 18:40
I don't know how close that is to Mount Everest but you know, there's that there's all the trash and the literal human shit flowing down from Everest. I'm like, give these people some fucking clean water. Yeah,
Speaker 1 18:53
like, affect people down you know, downhill. Shit rolls downhill. So yes. Um, so for the Yeti. I know that a lot of you guys are probably familiar with the Yeti. But I did get a description that I thought would be fun to read it is from the moss gate Primary School. So this is from an elementary school children's worksheet in England.
Speaker 2 19:29
I was gonna say was that all I know of the Yeti is from that like claymation with Rudolph and my girlfriend. That one Yeah, so that's the only way I know the Yeti. Okay.
Speaker 1 19:39
Yeah, bumble, I think Bumble in the movie. So from this elementary school. The Yeti, also called the Abominable Snowman is an animal set to live in the Himalayan mountain range made of ice. People say they have seen it, but none have ever been caught. So it was supposed to look like an ape that walks upright. Some body parts said to be of a yeti are kept in a few monasteries in the area. So I guess just like quick insert on that yetis are kind of like religious figures in books and stuff okay it's kind of like what I found in there so it'll be kind of like you know like a kind of like a good luck thing or whatever and so they actually I think have a little bit more of a story of this but but yeah they'll keep like it's like a sacred Yeti body part and like keep it
Speaker 2 20:41
of course my brain is just like are there Yeti painters available to be seen?
Speaker 1 20:46
Yeah, I should have looked that up. They were quick look, I do have an interesting story with a yeti body part after after this though. I'm so there. There's no real evidence that it exists, but there have been reports of footprints in the snow, which could have been made by Yeti. The Yeti has been described as having a white shaggy fur and a lean muscular body like an ape. This creature could also live in the Asian mountains near the Himalayan snowline stories about the Yeti and similar creatures like Bigfoot suggest that if they are real, they could be in the same or similar species. The Yeti can stand at least six to 10 feet tall. Okay, not as tall as the Bigfoot It has been said that the Yeti can weigh in at at least 200 to 400 pounds but Yeti is shy
Unknown Speaker 21:46
it's like a big kiss over a little froze me
Speaker 1 21:56
but Yeti is shot oh, Jetty is shy which is why it has never been found. relatable frozen? Yes. In 2010 and unsuccessful exhibition, some hunters found a hairless four legged creature they said was a Yeti. It was a small hairless cat but lost its hair from a disease. Oh and I did look further into that because I was like, Oh, this is gonna look crazy but like it just it just looked like a naked roadmap map. Naked roll more ragged mole rat thank you
Unknown Speaker 22:33
I think it's more head
Speaker 1 22:35
but yeah, it was seriously just looked like a small naked cat or tiny before I don't even know like what they were trying to pull that. Um so just some fun facts about the Yeti just a couple. Um Oh, this will kind of explain more of the religious stuff I guess. Before the 19th century the Yeti is believed to have been a part of a pre pre Buddhist beliefs of several Halal Emmeline people, people in areas surrounding the Himalayan Mountains reportedly quote worshipped a glazier being as the as a god of the hunt and some believed the blood of the me regard or wild man. Oh a wild man. Yeah, you know or Geddes oh wow so the blood had been used in certain spiritual ceremonies.
Unknown Speaker 23:34
Oh shit. Pretty metal men to
Speaker 1 23:37
the Bing Oh, well, this is even more muddled. Just wait. Oh, yeah, the Bing was oh, sorry. That's me Miss reading. i It says depicted but I read it as decapitated. The Bing was depicted as an ape like creature who carries a large stone as a weapon and makes a whistling Swoosh sound. So yeah, kind of just sounds like they were describing kind of a caveman kind of thing. But But yeah, so and then also, a little more info I have on that. Since these earlier sightings, the Yeti has weaved itself into Tibetan Buddhism, often as helpers, disciples and guardians against evil spirits and signing but if you cited one, that meant that you needed to improve yourself. Oh, so I like mom and
Unknown Speaker 24:34
dad. Here's a picture of a yeti
Speaker 1 24:37
Why did you send us this postcard of a yeti just needed to for
Unknown Speaker 24:43
like 30 years for
Unknown Speaker 24:44
you can dress up in the suit and just like walk through their back
Speaker 1 24:54
so I did watch a documentary because I was like, This is gonna be like awesome and have so much cool information. So I watched the last kingdom of the Yeti in May 2018. This was by Mark Evans, who seems to be kind of a big name in the search for the Yeti. Um, I'll kind of poke through my notes. But honestly, this documentary was a huge disappointment. And it kind of reminded me of like, so I was really into a lot of the stuff when I was a kid. And I love watching, like all those mockumentaries that Discovery Channel made, and all that stuff. So I have fond memories of that, and watching it again, as an adult, I'm just kind of like, why are you guys stalling? Like, because they're just like, I made a time work. Where is it? I think it was. So at around 20 minutes, they start getting into the mountain action, because like before it they're just like, the Yeti is mysterious. And it's just like a whole time. Yeah. Um, but I did learn from that documentary that I think Neagu was the way you pronounce it. But that's what they call the Yeti over there. Yeah, so this guy that was doing the documentary, he's a very seasoned climber, and he had friends that are seasoned climbers and stuff. And they had some scientists with them and you know, things like that. Oh, another thing that they used to stall for time, is they went to a fortune teller to like, before they go to mountain to like, Yeah, and he's like, you know, oh, I don't think it's gonna go well, and stuff like that. But yeah, so they had scientists with them. And so it seemed like this line slicing test my words are so bad today. It seems like those scientists were mainly collecting samples and so along the way just for be able to see what kind of animals and stuff around
Unknown Speaker 27:02
I think they called this Edna environmental DNA. Oh, so you could basically get like a get a swab
Speaker 1 27:11
or like something from a stream? And if there was an animal like drinking upstream or whatever, then you would kind of get
Speaker 2 27:18
I guess you said drinking upstream, but I heard jerking up
Speaker 1 27:34
bear urges legs. A better Bear Grylls, which I learned recently, Bear Grylls is 1000 10,000% completely fake.
Speaker 2 27:45
Oh, I don't really know much. That's like the mountain man do his own pee and stuff. Oh,
Speaker 1 27:50
um, maybe I'll have to, like, look more into it. Like I knew it was like fake, but it didn't know, like, to the extent of fakeness that it was like, um, it was funny, because there was like, I can't remember where it was. But there's like these huge cracks in the ground. And the way they do it with like, a camera angle, it makes it look like it's long, and you can't really get across it. But it's, in actuality, it's only like a 10 foot crack that you can easily just walk around. Stuff like that. I'm
Speaker 2 28:21
sorry. So back to beverages. And oh, yeah, you're stricken. Oh,
Speaker 1 28:25
good. So with these scientists, I could be kind of wrong on this. But I almost felt like a vibe that I'm not saying this guy is like, not a scientist at all. But I feel like he kind of like tagged along. And this was kind of like a side thing that he was kind of doing. Because like he was trying to talk to the the lady gathering the samples, the scientist lady about like, Bigfoot and stuff. And it just assumed it felt kind of baked in for you is like a lot of the people were kind of like, yeah, the Yeti. Yeah, we don't know what it is. Yeah. Kind of just felt like that. But uh, you know, it's kind of cool, because a lot of the scientists I'm kind of curious if it's kind of like a thing in the community. It's like how people were just saying all the shifts the Yedi because they're talking about a little more like to the scientists were like, Oh, what do you think it is? What do you think it is? And I guess I'm one of the like, common leading theories is like, it's a bear standing up on its back legs, which I did find in the scene, an article that was talking about how some of the DNA studies done on Yeti samples were found to be Himalayan black, black bears. So that could be the likely thing.
Speaker 2 29:48
So I was right about the bears jerking off maybe scientists.
Unknown Speaker 29:56
Alright, let's go up to the
Unknown Speaker 29:59
end. Explain the rest of this. Okay.
Speaker 1 30:04
And you might say, but Jamie brown bears and black bears. I thought the Yeti was white.
Speaker 2 30:10
But Jamie I thought but the Yeti was white. But if the bears are brown and black, what's the deal?
Speaker 1 30:18
Analysts that oh yeah, they just all over themselves
Unknown Speaker 30:22
solved.
Speaker 1 30:24
A lot of Yeti sightings that were reported actually are colored like that. Oh, are actually like brown or something. Yeah. Not pure white, global warming to like his snow melts off the fur. Yeah. Or you know, maybe they found the nuclear device the fucking maybe that's how the Yeti was created a bear found. Bear found it
Speaker 2 30:51
has like contained bear. nucular device.
Speaker 1 30:57
But if that, I mean, clearly you can tell it's not in America, though, because it would already be shot.
Speaker 2 31:03
Yeah, somebody would have his head mounted on their wall, like Jeff Bezos or something.
Speaker 1 31:12
Um, so doo doo doo. So about 30 minutes into the documentary, they start taking their first samples fucking finally, like halfway through, and they start taking samples. Um, so yeah, they're doing some of those samples from the stream and stuff, just, you know, seeing what's in the area. So obviously, to this, this DNA, they have like a database of animal DNA. And so obviously, if you get some DNA that doesn't have a match, then it's potentially a undiscovered species or something or daddy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the only thing it could be. And so they do that. And then the, this is where I would maybe recommend watching the documentary because it almost turns into like a drama. The shortlist Sherpa that was friends with the guy making the documentary. Um, so he's like, super season been up there a bunch times. He's like a member of like, one of the teams I take you up there and stuff like that. And, um, yeah, he gots I don't know exactly what happened. But he couldn't, like his oxygen was going really low. And he was like passing out and stuff like that. They were trying to, you know, just keep them on oxygen. But they only had so much oxygen, like left to spare for him and stuff, which I'm a little confused on, because if that was the rest of their oxygen, they still finished the expedition after he got picked up. So maybe that was just added for dramatics. But yeah, then they. So they were just, you know, trying to keep him conscious and alive the whole night. And then in the morning, a helicopter came in, took them away safely, just in the nick of time before all the oxygen ran out
Speaker 2 33:04
of a string. And he was like dangling, fattening
Unknown Speaker 33:09
DJ long line.
Speaker 1 33:18
So they started to reach like the area that we're interested in. So um, I guess I kind of forgot to mention this in the beginning, but they brought along another super seasoned hiker that has been to Everest tons and tons of times. And he had gotten a picture of his footprints and the snow way up there that he thought were Yeti tracks. So that's why they were interested in this particular area, because they think there was a yeti there before. So So yeah, they got up to that particular area. And they found some, like, various types of poop along the way, and took those four samples. And when they finally got to Bear OH, Africa, they called this area that was their final destination. Yeti Central. As one of the members called it get Central. I'm
Speaker 2 34:23
sorry, I want to hear more about the Poopoo Are they like Did it show them with the shit and they're just like, whoa, what kind of booth is this?
Speaker 1 34:31
No, it just kind of showed them like, come across some and they're like, Oh, that's interesting. What could this be and then it never gets brought up. But I think they found like a few different types of that looked like it was from different animals. So
Unknown Speaker 34:47
um, I really wish they would have gotten more into like, the poop because it's one of the only things they found. Yeah,
Speaker 2 34:53
for real. Like they have a lot of fucking stuff to go on. Yeah,
Speaker 1 34:58
but I'll kinda Shouldn't again later when they like, do an analysis at the end. So yeah, they got to Yeti Central and everything. But they weren't able to stay up there as long as they wanted to, because they had an extra time last from when they were taking care of old boy. And so they kind of just spent that whole time just searching for tracks and stuff. Basically, they were able to collect some small, some water samples from a small lake, they found up and on their last day, they found prints just before they had to turn around and
Unknown Speaker 35:36
how convenient.
Speaker 1 35:38
So they Yeah, they took a picture of the prints. And I believe they took a sample of it as well. It seemed like there were a few days old. So it's kind of iffy, if anything would sample. So it took them about three months to process and analyze the samples they collected. Wow. And they had like a fun little party. They just went to someone's house and they had the slides up and stuff. And they had some had some beers are having fun.
Unknown Speaker 36:07
I want to go to that
Speaker 1 36:12
the footprint samples returned back in our Gallie which is the biggest wild mountain sheep. Oh, and they didn't they actually didn't know that it existed in Bhutan. So it's like cool discovery. We found out this huge mountain goat lives here.
Speaker 2 36:31
I mean, like goats and sheeps. They're moved. Moved. Moved. Moved. Animal. So Mike, how would you confuse it? Because if it is, like an ape, they have more of like a human life. Yeah. grasping at straws there. But
Speaker 1 36:52
yeah, I think, to think back on it, I don't think the documentary I don't think they really showed the prance. So maybe they just like saw them. And they're like, well,
Unknown Speaker 37:01
we'll just get we're here we might.
Speaker 1 37:05
So I don't know, maybe they were just overzealous, and like it's big fun. Um the water analysis that they took from the lake they found up there and Yeti Central. It showed a 99% match to human, but there is no exact creature that much in the database. Oh, interesting. Interesting. Um, but that was like the only like, interesting kind of thing. So yeah, they're not sure what it is. But yeah, they're leading theory, is it some sort of a large ape makes sense. They basically haven't proved it. But they were able to identify that the largest sheep have been living there unknowingly. And the evidence of other animals living up there. So it could really almost be anything at this point. And, you know, they didn't talk about any of the poop analysis at all. And I'm not sure why. And that's like, what I was looking forward to the most because I'm like, Okay, let's get straight up. Shit. Well, yeah, find what that is for sure. But
Speaker 2 38:16
I kind of hope it was just like human shit. And they're like, Okay, we can't talk about this documentary. Maybe
Speaker 1 38:21
embarrassing happened. Oh, and one of my favorite lines from the movie was one of the hikers said this like, super dramatically. Quote, The God of mountaineering history has a lot of blood on his hands. Well, yeah. And yeah, so overall, it's basically just kind of like a buildup kind of thing. Yeah. I just I don't know. I remember watching that stuff as a kid and I was just like, oh, this is it. This is it. You know, like they found the Yeti or like, we're gonna get they're killing it here. So the yes, my inner child was a little upset, but, you know, following good fun.
Speaker 2 39:16
I remember the first time I heard about the Fiji Mermaid and place seen something like that on Discovery. And then when they showed it, I was like, it's so ugly, because I love the little mermaid. So I guess for some reason, a Fiji Mermaid would be pretty.
Speaker 1 39:35
Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. I think I saw the Fiji Mermaid for the first time on X Files. And I was like, Whoa, I guess not like extremely into it. But yeah, pretty. Yeah. It's pretty cool. And I think I did see one at a I went to so in Mississippi, they still have some different like carnivals on Get the pass through and like
Unknown Speaker 40:04
I don't want to go to that so bad.
Speaker 1 40:07
So yeah, some of them have like, you know, the oddities things and like the freak show, which is this like, it's so cringy because I remember my friend went through it and there was one that's like this lady has the snake has the head of a lady. And it's just like, the lady with her head like popped through a thing. And like, she was just like, pissed. She was like, yelling at everybody. That was like passing through just fucking snake, okay. Don't make me buy you'll turn into like a redneck. And then there was also like, it was like the world's smallest lady. And we walked through and it was just like a tiny lady, like a midget on a couch eating a cup of ice. And I was like, this is just awkward
Unknown Speaker 41:10
gets hot and recipie only it was day. You gotta have some Oh,
Speaker 2 41:18
God, you know, I was actually going to ask you and you started talking about like a freak show? Because I know, you know, they used to have people with different disabilities. And I was like, I wonder if Mississippi still has that. Like, let's all go look at this. Shirt. Like that. What does it polydactyly where it's like your finger? Yes. Or like, when they're fused together? I can't remember what that's called. I'm like, No, surely they don't have that. Like yes, they do.
Speaker 1 41:45
Yeah. Yeah, like the I think it was the lobster man. And he like, abused his wife hardcore. And like kyllini something. Yeah. Want to talk about that? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 41:56
Crazy. Fuckin weird story. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 41:59
Did you ever watch
Speaker 2 42:02
the American Horror Story season a freak show. So they had that character on there. And one of the things that he did to make sure money, these housewives would have a little party. And basically like, they would go in one of their bedrooms and he would like take turns like, fingering them with this weird lobster.
Unknown Speaker 42:24
I don't think that's like a party I want to have with my friends. Like, you know, it's weird.
Speaker 2 42:34
Yeah. I don't want to do that either. Okay, sorry. Mississippi. Carnival.
Speaker 1 42:40
Oh, that was that was it on June mermaid what not love me a Fiji Mermaid. Um, so there was a yeti memo that got released in 1959 that I thought was kind of interesting. Doo doo doo. Let me read it. Okay. Regulations covering mountain climbing expeditions in Nepal relating to, to Yeti. There are at present three regulations applicable only to expedition searching for the Yeti in Nepal. These regulations are to be observed in addition to the 15 clauses, as listed in mountaineering and scientific expeditions in Nepal, which I'm sorry, I don't have those 15 clauses. With me right now. The three regulations are as follows. Indian currency will have to be paid to His Majesty's government of Nepal for a permit to carry out an expedition in search of the Yeti. So you have to pay extra if you want to, if that's your intent. So that was like like 1000 bucks.
Unknown Speaker 43:50
Back then, yeah, it was like a million though.
Speaker 1 43:55
And in case the Yeti is traced, it can be photographed or caught alive, but it must not be killed or shot at except in emergency arising out of self defense. All photographs taken of the animal the creature itself if captured alive or dead, must be surrendered to the Government of Nepal, at the earliest time, news and reports throwing light on the actual existence of the creature must be submitted to the government of Nepal as soon as possible as as they are available, and must not be put in any way be given out of the press of reports or publicity without the permission of the Government of Nepal. So don't listen to the press without you know, letting the government know. So yeah, I just thought that was kind of of interest, kind of a fun little thing. You know, they had to put out like a like, official memo. Regarding Yeti hunting.
Speaker 2 44:54
Why does my brain just go to like, Alex Jones style, I'm like, oh, has to get approved by the government. What are they hiding?
Unknown Speaker 45:03
They're making the case that's like what they got in the water sample from the lady
Speaker 1 45:18
Yeah, so that was it for the little memo and I mentioned earlier that I have a little bit of a yeti body parts story. I have a little story regarding a yeti finger. So I only referenced BBC for the story. And 2008 the Royal College of Surgeons. Hunterian Museum in London came across an item. So they were like, going through a bunch of this dude's stuff. He was a primatologist professor, Professor William Osman Hill. So they were going through all of his old shit that they had sitting in there for a long time, and they came across a item recorded as a yetis finger. Oh, so they're like, Oh snap. What is this nine centimeter long two centimeter wide, curled at the curled and black at the end with a long nail What is this? According to the notes in the box, it was taken from the hand of a Yeti and it was listed as paying Bosh temple in Nepal and I'm probably butchered that I'm so sorry.
Unknown Speaker 46:30
And this is a story from the BBC journalist. I just went ahead and just kind of copied it just because I feel like
Unknown Speaker 46:39
if I tried to alter it's not gonna be as good. You have you want to jump in with anything before I take
Speaker 2 46:47
off? I feel like it's some kind of dick but the good guests good guests or tail maybe but you said it has a nail on it. Yeah, like
Speaker 1 46:59
Yeah. So Professor Hill's notes recorded that the finger had been brought to him by Peter, burn, fire burn, a former explorer and mountaineer. So he's about 85 and was in the United States when this was discovered. He recently and then he went to London to meet him. So he did indeed bring the eddies finger to London. He explained his story began in 1958, when he was a member of an expedition sent to the Himalayas to look for evidence of the legendary Abominable Snowman. We found ourselves one day camped at a temple called Peng Bosch. He told me, the temple had a number of Sherpa custodians. I heard one of them speaking the Nepalese, Nepalese, I don't know, nipples, nipples. Nipples, what, which, which I speak, which I,
Unknown Speaker 48:03
I also speak, you're fluent.
Speaker 1 48:05
Yes, Nepalese. He told me that they had in the temple, the hand of a Joby, which had been there for many years. So it's like I was mentioning earlier, like, you know, keeping stuff because it's religious like, of importance. It looked like a large human hand. It was covered and with crusted black broken skin. It was only or sorry, it was very oily from the candles and the oil lamps in the temple. The fingers were hooked and curled. Returning to London, Mr. Bayern, Bayern Bayern please
Unknown Speaker 48:46
do it every time he's
Speaker 1 48:49
found himself repeating the story to Professor Hill in a restaurant.
Unknown Speaker 48:56
Wait, who is this again? Can you say his name again?
Speaker 1 49:06
So they met up at a restaurant at a zoo. It says restaurant at Regent's Park Zoo, which I assume is at a zoo and which is funny because I remember zoo restaurants being really shitty
Unknown Speaker 49:20
dogs
Speaker 1 49:24
they're sitting over like shitty pizza and corndogs like Yep, yeah the finger Mr. Bird. Oh, my God. And so they also had another guy there that does mountain shit. It says
Unknown Speaker 49:43
Tom slick. So Professor Hill said, You've got to get this hand. We've got to see it. We want to examine it.
Speaker 1 49:54
But I had already asked and I being better be Other Guy, slick, no?
Unknown Speaker 50:09
Okay, sorry, the context isn't great here in my notes.
Speaker 2 50:12
No, I'm enjoying picturing all these men eating corndogs.
Speaker 1 50:23
But I had already asked the lamas there if i could have the hand and they said no, it would bring bad luck and disaster to the temple if it was taken away.
Speaker 2 50:35
corndogs are going to be poised. They did. Of course what people do, okay? Yeah, I'm like, okay, they're from the United States. So they're gonna take I think it's like one
Speaker 1 50:47
American, one guy from England. And then I can't remember what else. Um, so Professor Hill and Mr. Slick, asked Mr. Bern to go back, and at least tried to get one finger with permission from the temples, custodians. The plan was, oh, boy, I guess they said no, because the plan was to replace the missing finger with a human finger. What were they getting mad? I don't fucking know. It's crazy. Oh, I guess they I think they're like oh, no, they're scientists and doctors. They've got access. So Professor Hill then brought out a brown paper bag and tipped out a human hand onto the table for the fight that again, I don't know. It was several months old and dried. I never asked him where he got it from, which I'm so fucking curious
Unknown Speaker 51:47
minor detail.
Unknown Speaker 51:50
Probably very illegally obtained. I like how they just skim over that.
Speaker 2 51:54
Yeah, it's not a big deal. Yeah, there was a human hand. You know, we gave the hand we put a corndog in the hand of the human hand. We all sat there is a statue
Speaker 1 52:05
now like a hand holding a corndog. So returning to the temple, he gave a donation in return for the finger and then wired the human finger onto the relic. So when they say that I assumed he did that. Personally, I don't think he probably did not have any permission from anyone in the temple to do this. Mr. Slick helped ensure the finger would reach London safely. With the help of his friend, a Hollywood actor James Stewart, and his wife Gloria. James Stewart. I can't remember what all they played in. But he played in like vertigo and stuff. I think that's the only thing I saw that he played in. They were met in the Grand Hotel in Kolkata, said Mr. Murrow. They were a little bit worried about customs. So Gloria hit it in her launch arrays. Oh, in her laundry, her laundry a case and they got an idea with no trouble.
Unknown Speaker 53:06
We all have a laundry case. But yeah,
Speaker 1 53:09
in case for that. Because you know, of course, like, oh, here we go. Yeah. A few days later, a customs official returned the case to the Hollywood couple reassuring Gloria, that the British customs officer would never open a lady's lingerie case. So right. Yes, I'm
Unknown Speaker 53:29
sweater men not pervert.
Speaker 1 53:31
He probably looked through it. And then he was like, What the fuck is this? I'm not getting one. We just stuck it back in there. And DNA testing was later conducted on the singer and it was found to be human. So yeah, just kind of an interesting story. Doing something of religious importance from someone and then letting a famous actors wife smuggle it to America through her laundry case.
Speaker 2 53:59
At least it's not her vagina. That was my first thought when you were saying God they didn't have X ray shit back then. It was pre 911 You could bring anything this is
Unknown Speaker 54:13
also pre Blow Fly girl so it's kind of like true yeah, blow fire girl probably love that story. So yeah, what do you thoughts on that one?
Speaker 2 54:29
My favorite part is the zoo cafeteria. Is Mr. Brown.
Unknown Speaker 54:35
I wonder if that's where he dumped the human hand out to you. He just say oh, so here we go. Maybe he got it from the zoo cafeteria.
Speaker 2 54:45
Maybe. Maybe it was like a hand that got bit off by an alligator or something. Like how you said
Unknown Speaker 54:51
alligators thinking just like tiger or something?
Speaker 2 54:56
Yes, specifically an alligator. And then they were like Oh, fuck it. We're just gonna ground it in the corndogs and serve it to these dumb idiots.
Unknown Speaker 55:07
It's fried. It doesn't matter. Yeah.
Speaker 2 55:09
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if I've eaten a corndog before that a little hand in it. I mean. Oh, yeah. Do you think? Yeah, you don't know it's in the corndogs I mean, there's so really good though.
Unknown Speaker 55:21
I have not had a corndog in a very, very long time. I just don't I don't like the breading on it.
Speaker 2 55:29
Really? Oh, that's my favorite part. And then like the little part that's on the stick. I love that.
Unknown Speaker 55:35
Oh, the parts are not hard.
Unknown Speaker 55:37
Yes. Delicious.
Speaker 1 55:40
I don't know. Maybe I'll have a try. corndog again, just because it's one of those childhood. Oh, shoot. I gotta get me a chili dog when I go to Sonic. Um, and the last thing I have for us in this spaghetti of Yeti? Is some Yeti smart titles. Yes,
Speaker 2 56:03
yes, yes. Yeah. Oh, I haven't pulled my Google Search pulled up to see if they've ever found the Yeti penis. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 56:13
Find anything.
Speaker 2 56:17
So I searched Yeti penis. There is some fan art. Oh, okay, beautiful. There's a hand drawn Yeti with a boner.
Speaker 1 56:30
Oh, I mean, he's on Everest. That's true. Any random boners up there.
Speaker 2 56:35
But the first search result that comes up is an urban dictionary listing for Yeti caulk. Oh, and that is a dick that is big in extremely hairy that it looks like the dog of an a bomb, abominable snowman. And the exam the sentence example is Rick's Yeti caulk looks like something from the ice but I don't see anything about the actual yetis penis so Okay, lots of bumper stickers that say I heart penis but
Unknown Speaker 57:16
nothing that we're learning about Yeti penis being found.
Speaker 2 57:22
Yeah, I want to see like a preserved Yeah, museum.
Speaker 1 57:25
I feel like there's probably some sex toys that might be Oh, I bet you're right. In that way. I could be totally wrong though. But I feel like it exists.
Speaker 2 57:35
Like I'm sure I've been getting some ads on Tik Tok lately for like, a fucking like, tentacle deal though. I'm like, Why do you think I would want to
Unknown Speaker 57:48
watching hentai or
Speaker 2 57:52
it's so it's just random. I don't watch smut on Tik Tok. But I don't. I watched it on YouTube. Yeah, YouTube and the dark web.
Speaker 1 58:04
But I actually learned that a lot of people have basically been putting like porn on YouTube because you can put like an education thing with it. So they're like, this is educational yoga. And it's like, naked.
Speaker 2 58:16
I've heard that too. Or you can like do it in different artistic ways. Like I've heard of people doing it like kind of like a mirror image. So there's like people fucking but then there's like another like a mirror image is fucking weird.
Speaker 1 58:33
Yeah, I think one guy did a how to narrow your butthole it's like a lot of butter. Ah, but speaking of all this sexy, sexy, smart videos, so let's get into this Yeti smoke. So the first one I found is called snowed in with the Yeti. Oh, by Bridget Finn. You don't tell me what I want. I tell you what I want. No man has ever been enough for Alana. Society breaking down was enough to convince her to swear them off for good. She's better on her own anyway. That is until a seven foot tall snow monster saves her life and carries her back to his castle. caveman style. Oh yeah. Maybe she doesn't have to be alone after all. Maybe she just needs a monster of her very own. So that's number one. Would you read it?
Unknown Speaker 59:30
Yes, great job.
Speaker 1 59:33
Bridget. And then we have seduced by Bigfoot, and ravaged by the Yeti. The secret adventure
Unknown Speaker 59:43
of a fertile housewife. By Eva rochet opposed a five furry stars for the super Smarty story of two dirty old monsters. How thinking their way with a bored little housewife
Unknown Speaker 1:00:03
10 out of 10
Speaker 1 1:00:07
Betty Bradford, Bradford brown belly I'll just say Betty. Betty was a typical small town housewife in rural Vermont until one day, a beast from deep within the force smelled how? fertile. Desperate she was. Eager to leave her doll life and more than eager and willing to serve. She accepted being owned by Bigfoot, and regarded as a as his human slave until one day a yeti appears and steals her away. What will the Yeti do with Betty? Will Bigfoot seek revenge? Will Betty become pregnant with the beast child?
Speaker 2 1:00:50
I feel like she probably will. Probably.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:53
This is volume one.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:55
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 1:00:56
I have a very dirty, erotic, thrilling and explicit series exploring Betty's new life being owned by beasts. Like that one, and I have Yeah, two more. Oh, we're gonna say something. Oh, no, I was just gonna say I felt like that one's gonna be my favorite. Just how much talk about how fertile she is. I love being fertile. kept warm by a Yeti. A monster erotic short story. By May. Kara lost in the mountains in autumn Ellery finds shelter in a cave, only to discover that it's not uninhabited. Oh, cold and alone. She finds herself in the company of an enormous Yeti who is seems fascinated by her. But what happens on Ellery pretends to be asleep and vulnerable in front of the
Unknown Speaker 1:01:54
mountain monster. That's where it ends. So you'll have to read to find out I
Unknown Speaker 1:02:01
think I have an idea.
Speaker 1 1:02:05
She's going to be owned by the Yeti. And then the last one I got is called Saved by the Yeti by Lilith liana. Evelyn thinks her life is over when she gets trapped in the snow on her company ski trip. She gets saved by a mouse massive white creature. And the moment she wakes up, the only thing she can think about is thinking her rescuer in any way she can.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:35
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 1:02:38
Jen's the Yeti. Maybe I miss a piece of gins. The Yeti saved the cute little human female trying to do the right thing when she wakes up and rubs herself all over him. He can't resist the
Speaker 1 1:02:55
urge to breed her. And I have a small excerpt from that one more I am oh I can't read sexy but you know more I just keep thinking of like serving up on a platter at like a buffet. Me take me fuck me breed me. God I just hate the breed me reminds me of like those like cattle fangs or it's like, he inseminated me. I knew that last one. Oh, I knew that. That last one would tip him over. No monster could ignore its primal need to breed a female. He cursed roughly behind me and the grip on my hip tightened. I knew I was going to get a bruise from it and I loved it marking me as his. You want me to fill you with my seed? Oh, breathe. Babies in you? he grunted low and almost angry. Yes. Yes. I screamed out enjoy. And that's all
Speaker 2 1:04:11
I got beautiful. And the reading really to get to more
Speaker 1 1:04:19
well, we will have more for you guys next week. Not on Everest anymore. So if you didn't like this little series Why do
Speaker 2 1:04:30
not like cool stuff first? Yeah, but we'll be moving on.
Speaker 1 1:04:33
So yeah, I hope you guys liked that. Um, eat your horndogs Yes. Like all I can think of right now is corndogs.
Speaker 2 1:04:45
If you find any reserved Yeti penises that you want us to say please feel free to send them
Speaker 1 1:04:52
or if you have any, you know, interesting Yeti information or stories that I didn't cover. If you've been a Yeti, we would love have to hear about if you wrote a romance novel, we would love to read it.
Speaker 2 1:05:04
Yes, please. It doesn't even have to be a yeti you just anything.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:10
Especially if it's
Speaker 2 1:05:11
one that you wrote as a young person because they're very funny. Yes. I need to find more stuff like the jack Tish Oh yeah, that was
Unknown Speaker 1:05:21
funny. I drugged them all they're sleeping Ah, well, that heads Thank you for listening. And
Speaker 2 1:05:34
for joining us. Oh, remember to follow us on Instagram, Facebook, all that jazz. Rate us review us.
Speaker 1 1:05:45
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Unknown Speaker 1:05:51
Yes. Especially.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:54
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