Alyssa & Jamie prepare you for Thanksgiving this year. Enjoy this listen as you travel to or from your holiday festivities - good luck with your families!
Shakira got her purse stolen by a boar??? Welcome to the Thanksgiving episode!
Alyssa gives us a quick rundown on her awkward experiences with her Shrute farms t-shirt at the UPS store & doctor’s office.
Alyssa reads us a story sent in by a friend of the podcast, Chris, aka clown voice man - hey! This spawns some personal stories that Jamie & Alyssa reflect on.
Jamie reads a Thanksgiving story written in by another friend of the podcast, Rob, and Alyssa shares her Thanksgiving cringe she had to shut down.
The ladies discuss some weird, not so appetizing Thanksgiving foods - get your turkey slop on!
It’s time, the time for pick-up lines!
Happy Thanksgiving, Fatheads! We are so thankful for you <3
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
So I don't know if you heard about this Alyssa but um, back in September, Shakira she got her purse stolen by a pack of wild boar
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Yeah, definitely. A lot of the articles I was reading about it, it was like she said, and no one did anything and like a bunch of people on Twitter and stuff are like, we're supposed to stop wild boys. Dangerous. So yeah. And you know what else is as crazy as a pack of wild boars, a bunch of people on Black Friday for Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, our Thanksgiving episode. Whoo. Thank you for listening. First off, and welcome to nervous laughter Podcast. I'm Jamie. And I'm Alyssa wearing her Shruti farm where injury farms. Yeah. So I went to the doctor recently, and I'm wearing my Schrute farm shirt that my sister got me. It's very nice. I guess I worried a lot because I have another weird story about. I'll do that one first. So I worried a lot, I guess. And I have to go to the UPS store to drop stuff off semi frequently. So the last time I went, this guy working there was like, Oh, that's funny. You wore that shirt last time. Like, I don't know if that's creepy, or like, You're embarrassed that you said it out loud. But no, it was weird. He should have been like, Oh, that's funny. You remembered what? I didn't know what to do. So I was just like, No. Answer. But I went to the doctor and I was wearing this shirt. And he was like, oh, yeah, Shruti farms instead of Schrute. And I was like, oh, yeah, it's a from the office. And I don't know, I just thought that he knew that that was a show. But then, like, he referenced it multiple times. And he was like, oh, yeah, so do you work at Trudy farm. The worst part was that they had a person in the room like transcribing everything. So just the me and the doctor be super awkward. And he made this other like, weird remark about like, one of my tattoos and then he like tried to make a joke, but just kind of like trailed off. And yeah, it was a weird experience. But it did make me feel better that even doctors are super awkward. Yeah, like, Oh, you're the genius and make like five times as much as me but you're still fucking weird. So maybe happy. Doctors can be cringy too. Yeah, definitely was. Yeah, I hate Dr. Small Talk. Like I wear a blondie t shirt to my doctor and he was like, Oh, you like blondie. And I was just like, really nervous. He was like, What songs? What song? Every song I knew by them fell out of my head. And I was like, ah just just focus on the focus on the healthier. I can't do this. Yeah, I hate being asked random questions because I forget any answer I've ever known. Yeah, Yeah, same. So we have some listener stories that came in. We do sprinkled in a little bit. A little drizzle, a little drizzle. Hey, okay, then. Do good. Hey, hey, we got a clown story. This is from our friend Chris. Hey. Hey, Chris. He does clown voice and it's the best voice ever. We probably didn't do it justice. Probably not. It gets stuck in my head all the time. Okay. Hey, get out of my head. top of my head. Okay, so this is cold, embarrassing pig person's story. peg person. All right. Back when I was 16 in high school, our local mall was holding some sort of event. I don't think I ever knew what it was for. But as a teenager in Iowa, the mall was where people hung out. So myself a couple of friends and a girl, I was very much trying to impress when to check it out. In the middle of everything, there was a giant inflatable, kind of a bouncy castle type of thing. But it had a balancing beam in the middle of it where people could go fight each other. Oh, yeah.
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And one of those giant padded Q tip American Gladiators, yeah, yes. So my friend and I decided we were going to do it. We go up there, grab our Q tips and start battling. It's me hard in the face. flying off the beam. The way I landed, oh my god. I flew headfirst directly into the corner of the bouncy castle and went in deep. I can completely picture this. My entire upper torso was submerged in the rubber fold. And it was so tight. I couldn't move my arms. So there I am just a pair of legs flailing and all I could hear was the entire place. Let me know. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Two of my friends had to pull me out of there. And to this day, it is the single most embarrassing moment. Love your love of the show.
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Thanks for it good. Chris. is actually Jamie's crying thing. I've also had a traumatic experience on one of those things. Oh,
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God, I just I hate. Okay. Anything like balancing is just set up to like embarrass you like, yeah, because I remember one time I was trying to do a flip on a trampoline. And I just like landed like the wrong way. And I was just like, oh, like make this really loud noise on my friend. Oh, dude, trampoline feels bad too. So our first meetups gonna have a bounce Castle the big inflatable water slides. Oh, it would be fun. Oh, yeah. People's bathing suits always seem to come off on to when I went into the Q tip thing, my friend and I went and it was like, oh, yeah, like, I'm totally gonna win this. I'm gonna knock her off. But it wasn't a bounce castle. It was like a foam foam. Yeah. So it's these big blocks of foam. And the first time she hit me off, and I was like, Okay, I'll get her the next time. Next, I get back up there. And she just like hits the shit out of me. So I land in this foam and I land on my ankle weird and it kind of like cracks. Oh, yeah. And then so I'm having a hard time because I'm like stuck in this fucking foam kit. And I'm like, I don't know if my bone is like poking my ankle. So I'm trying to like get to the side to get out. And there's this kid watching. He was like you can do your pain? Yeah, I've been to some of those like trampoline parks and stuff before we have all that stuff. And I played a I went with my nephew. And there was like a little dodgeball session going on. And man, those kids are fucking ruthless. I got pegged in the face so many. And it's like, oh, it's just embarrassing to just get fucking pegged on the face with a dash. Or stuck in a foam pit? Yeah, even worse wedges. No foam pit. I'm sorry, that happened to you, Chris. I'm awesome. Oh, hey, prayers. Um, and we have a Thanksgiving story that someone wrote in. My friend Rob, who's been a pretty avid listener so far, so shout out to rob. I like that you said so far. Like if we fuck. He's out. Maybe he'll be to be embarrassed after I read the story. So the story goes. One Thanksgiving, we were having a large celebration with extended family members that I barely knew. Someone had the bright idea of everyone going Round and saying something they're thankful for and somehow I was picked to go first. It's just like was almost awkward the door I don't know why I went like a grandma's boy there but um after serious consideration I said penicillin because of all the lives that we saved everyone looked at me like I was stupid and needed to say shit like family or health
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penicillin so I was expecting so much Oh, it's just it's just it's funny because like, I don't know everyone's smoked muscle since everyone just continued on with like family and health or pie like, Ah, that was
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weird. All right. That is a good thing to be thankful for though. Yeah,
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it is. Um, and it's a real thing. So you know I'm usually the smartest dancer by far but most intelligent. No one there understood there, Paul. Like what's penicillin? You're thankful for pans. Actually, we have some really cute cat pins right now. So I'm thankful for those. Yes, mine is winking at me. Oh. Oh, oops. Say my story now. Sideways. We got boba and I got a coffee boba. And I think I drank too much, because I'm like, I could feel the sweat start. Oh, yeah, I got me I'm already sweating through my shirt, and myself a little bit. Um, so I haven't really thought about how I'm going to tell this story. Just me being stupid. Just say it from the heart. Say it from my heart. Um, so I don't really remember when this was it was probably like 2012 or so. Um, it was early on in dating my husband and I were going to his aunt's house for Thanksgiving. So we went and I was super nervous because I'm bad at meeting people. And I wanted all of them to like me and you know, just all that stuff. Meeting someone's family already sets the stage. Like trying to be you know, interesting and nice. Whatever you're supposed to be. So for some reason I went to our car no idea why. And then I walked back into the house and I was like, huh, I don't remember a library here on the left. I guess I heard somebody in the distance like washing ditch dishes and they call out to me like Hey, who's there? And I realized
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respond to that person might have said something. Sorry wrong to block it out I think our car was kind of parked like in between the two houses. So when I walk down to go to the car, I didn't really realize but I can definitely see how I went into the wrong Yeah, so then I'm like super fucking embarrassed and nervous. And then I have to go back to the right. Just pretend that
Unknown Speaker 14:47
you remember what he said when I told him but like I said I don't think I told him at the time. I think I waited till later because I just needed to like shove it down.
Unknown Speaker 15:03
cuz you still needed him to marry to propose to you after I got that wrong goes like hey, Eddie. Oh God, my stomach hurts. Yeah, the first time you told me that
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I was at a party at my house and oh my God killed me so bad and then I just decided to tell your story to everyone.
Unknown Speaker 15:32
I remember it was just so fucking funny. Yeah, it's a weird thing to do. Now I do it to be more aware of my surroundings.
Unknown Speaker 15:49
And that was the party that I am we cooked hamburgers, but I forgot to put out all the toppings. She bought new things of ketchup and mustard because she didn't know if it would be weird for people to use. Like, partially used was like an open What is this can be like gross. Or like if it's like expired and I don't realize later I don't know too many too many scenarios. Choose like here. Everybody have burgers and mustard. Get brand new. But you also brought some macaroni salad. Oh, yeah. And I remember you were worried about that going bad and get ice on the way there. So put it on ice or something? Because this was like when I guess it was early summer. Yeah, I think so. So people been vaccinated, but it was still new. It was like, a week of like, just around that time, so I didn't want I didn't want people to get sick because then it would be like, oh, like everybody at the party got COVID Yeah, nice. I would make it. I don't know. Parties are weird to adjust to their again. I'm going to one tonight by myself. Oh, because she's out of town. So I'm trying to really prepare.
Unknown Speaker 17:24
Good luck. Thank you. I feel like I can't go to that stuff alone. Good. Kudos. Oh, you have another story. Right? Yeah, I have a couple little mini ones. So we got married. Me, Angie, not me and Jamie
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proposed. We got married November 30. So it was you know, right around Thanksgiving time, right after. And I had gone to the jeweler to do something with my ring. And the lady helping me was like, Oh, yeah. Make sure to not eat too much Thanksgiving food. So your dress still fits? Oh
Unknown Speaker 18:15
yeah, I don't. I don't like what a weird thing to say. Like, where does that enter in your mind? That's like, all say this to this person?
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Yeah, do a stranger. Hey, maybe she thought that it was like a funny line. Giving Joe Fornia still kinda like Yeah, I think I think a friend or somebody would have said it to me. It wouldn't have really like, bothered me, but I was like, What the fuck bitch like I don't know you don't talk about my shit. fitting into my wedding dress. Yeah, worry about yourself. Do and I have like weird. Yeah, I had a traumatic time picking out my wedding dress too. So in my mind, I'm sorry. Okay, I just ordered mine off Amazon and try them on and he showed it to me carry and spun around. Like it has pockets. I was like, This is awkward, but I feel like I have to do this with somebody. I have to like confirm. get confirmation that these are shit and this is This one's nice. And then this isn't really a story, but I had a memory of me getting ready for Thanksgiving. And you know, I was a little goth kid. And so I like have my kitty shirt and like my shit ton of black eyeliner that was really poorly applied HAPPY BUNNY patches. Oh man, forgot about HAPPY BUNNY. And I'm like putting on like all my jewelry and all my stuff. And my dad was like Hey, take some of that off. We're going to Thanksgiving an old person's house, not a metal show.
Unknown Speaker 20:09
A metal show on such Oh, no. Elderly like Oh no, don't think, yeah, joke's on them. So then grow out of any of that shit.
Unknown Speaker 20:25
It wasn't another thing that Thanksgiving has his food. Yeah, and certainly, you know, no, no, go ahead. Yes, I was gonna say really the only good thing about Thanksgiving. I mean, like, fuck. Christopher Columbus, all that shit. I mean, like the food's cool, but it makes awkward family gathering worth it. Yeah, but some people make some weird shit. Yes. And some of the stuff that I found. Here's one, so it was a. So this isn't really like a specific kind of food. I guess. It's just something back in the day that people used to do with their leftover turkey. They would just kind of like put it in some gelatin. And yeah, just make a nice little unflavored gelatin. Yep, it's just like clear gelatin. I'm trying to find the picture but it's not loading. So I guess this is called in a spec that says Turkey leftovers were turned into a spec. I don't know what that is. But I guess that just means like, a nasty glob of gelatin. It looks like um, you know how sometimes when you get like canned meat or something, and it has like the clear like fat looks like Yeah, but here let me show you. Oh, that looks like a modern picture too. Are people still making that shit? Well, I know there's some YouTube channels and stuff that make like classic or like old school recipes and stuff. Um, I guess some people also choose to make the really gross recipe so I have one that is a this is called Turkey slop. snarky slop slop so it's not really a recipe but basically this person says they put like Turkey and gravy over mashed potatoes and it's just a bowl you know that you like throw shit into but they call it Turkey slop. Oh, but to the little blurb about it. I thought it was funny. What is Turkey slop? Essentially it treaded Turkey and a savory gravy over mashed potatoes. And was my husband's favorite hot lunch, sir. But I knew that hot lunch is words that really bothered Chris. hot lunch bothers Chris. Yeah, he doesn't like that phrase. Well, there's a really gross, like urban dictionary. Definition of hot lunch. That's the sex act, but it's it's real bad. Just real quick. Got some hot lunch. ASMR Thank you. Let's see. On those days, Pat would get triple lunch. Yes, that's the thing where he would get three servings of Turkey slop taking up some dirty old taking up 95% of his styrofoam tray. It was obscene Lee hilarious I want to meet the people that think stuff like that is funny so a lot of the recipes that I found were like using leftovers in weird ways. Just like case that the like, you know, but they would throw everything in there and they would throw the cranberry sauce in there too. You don't have to do that. No, leave it on the side. Like I feel like cranberry sauce is standalone all the other shit it can kind of get thrown into a pile but not the cranberry sauce. I wish they made like I'm like instead of like a full can. I wish I just made like half cans of cranberry sauce. Well I like the cans so we could share one. Okay. I made the fancy one one time but the canned stuff is great. I love it and it comes with those nice little ridges Sorry, to cut Yeah. But I found a recipe on the McCormick's website those Spice Company. Thanksgiving cranberry deviled eggs. So, cranberry double lakes. Yeah. Great cranberry deviled eggs. So all you do is make deviled eggs. And then you throw some cranberry on top. And that's a recipe that's
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come on, but mix it until a little fuckin flop or whatever. Yeah, I think that would make it better if they mixed it in. But yeah, it's just like thrown on top like it's an ice cream sundae. But the deviled egg. It was like bacon bits from far away, which would be better. Um, and to continue the cranberry stuff. Hellman's had created a recipe they called cranberry surprise. And some of these companies. Yeah, Hellman's mayonnaise. Um, so two quotes to quote it, it blends the tartness of cranberries with the delicate creaminess of Hellman's real mayonnaise. With an extra dollop of mayonnaise on the top to provide the final distinctive flavor guard let me show you the picture to kind of describe what it looks like. It's almost like um someone's tongue got some super inflamed tastebuds and there's a dollop of whipped cream on top of it I like it is just like a pink jelly the color looking thing rochas Yes, it's its tongue color. Like it's like a color of a muscle. But yeah, I could use that to make a can make some interesting Halloween. Oh, well, little decorations with that. That would and that's all I have for some recipes. The last one I have isn't really a recipe but it's a show you this picture. It is a rice krispie treat Turkey so they they took Rice Krispie treats farmed it into a turkey and they stuffed it with Reese's Pieces but the hole is so fuzzy that it just makes me uncomfortable just kind of discomfort. It's like the whole heart facing the camera is a hole and it just like I don't know it just makes me think of like pulling stuff out of the bud or the turkey and like this giant gaping hole and it's just like really unappetizing just makes me think like someone's gonna stick their head in it I don't know why but the funny person at the Thanksgiving dump everything on the floor and put that rice crispy Turkey it's still Thanksgiving pinata um but if you're going to a you know a little family gathering, or I guess not a family gathering because these are pickup lines this is our pickup line block so please don't use um so I have quite a few Do you want to go like back and forth or like Okay, actually I have one if you don't mind me going first. Yeah, one that's related to the Oh yes. Relation theme. So technically, we're not blood related, right? Because those juicy breasts are making me hungry we might have went to the same website I tried to mix it up but um I put the pump I put the pumpkin pumpkin spice or pumpkin pie Well, at least we chose different ones. Yeah, because like I was like, wait, I have that one. I wrote that one down like
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this is the kind of a food shaming one. What don't you put down that second piece of pie pretty
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pilgrim think it's high time you discovered my Plymouth Rock stuff Eating. So this one kind of goes in line with that. Do you want to ride my Mayflower
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ship whenever I was going through these she was sitting there and I was like Phox Plymouth Rock. I
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was like, is that the place? They land? Obviously it is right. Yeah, I think he said Yeah, I think they took the Mayflower to Plymouth Rock history history in pay attention. This is a History podcast now. We don't take anything on this podcast for fact. Yeah. Um, I didn't understand this one. But I thought it was funny because it just doesn't make sense.
Unknown Speaker 30:57
Mmm hmm. Cranberry Sauce is that a pickup line? I don't know. I took it as a period thing. But I was like, oh, like Oh, period pickup lines.
Unknown Speaker 31:13
Is that a thing? Like, I don't have a specific period. I mean, but that's like, the only thing I could think of.
Unknown Speaker 31:24
That makes it better. Let's make like pilgrims and faceplant on something rock hard.
Unknown Speaker 31:34
In faceplant because that's what the Pilgrims did. Um, you put the ass and casserole Oh, that's a good one. I didn't see a good one. There's only one cavity that I want to stuff if you know what I mean.
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The grain felling I'm surprised there wasn't more like stuffing. Oh, yeah. I thought there would be more. For sure. Um, this one wasn't really a pickup line but it was in the list of pickup lines. Um,
Unknown Speaker 32:20
my aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner in my uncle is bringing his blatant racism to real I have a cranberry sauce one girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight so pretty good one um I'd love you in my gravy boat. I don't want to be in anybody's gravy boat. It sounds like a poop thing like a diarrhea Oh yeah, gravy boat. Sounds like a really bad place to be.
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You want some of my gravy girl over here and Gradle so call the police I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
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No
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I'm I checked the meat thermometer and you're officially one hot bird is Hi bird something that people say? Just for the pickup line. Don't miss something. I don't know if that's like I don't think I've heard that. I've only heard people call Oh girl bird and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and that's been like an insult so I have no idea. It kind of feels like something that would be in Austin Powers like kind of an old time oh yeah thing like he's a cool cat. Yeah, and he's got his hot
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bird Oh gotta represent our high schools every chance we support you support birds. So Oh another thing um, cuz I was looking to the woman was beauty pageant. And I think I targeted you this on Facebook. But it was like another school. Did I was awfully pageant Yeah. And they got
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the students gave the staff lap dances and shit. And just say even talking. I don't know. How do you let any underage person just get on your lap in front of them. Just be like, this is fine. Yeah, it looked like it was the whole school and they were all just like, lol Yeah, this is great. And then they also had some other girls that were like dressed up, like in like Hooters waitress uniforms with like, something that looks like a glass of beer in their hands and it's just like Jesus fucking Christ. This is a fucking high school. What the fuck are you guys doing? Like? I wonder if people got fired from that? Probably not. Yeah, probably. Obviously that area is stupid, but I don't know where it was that but I think I was surprised because it was not in LaSalle Yeah, or maybe it was somewhere in Texas. I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't want to think about that. See, I put down too many. I haven't too like I have some more but I don't think they're very funny. It's like um, I'll give you something to be thankful about
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dear turkeys Don't worry. They only love us for our breasts to serially women. I actually don't like the white man. I like dark meat. I think it's better.
Unknown Speaker 36:28
I like them both. I don't really care I like I guess I'm an Ask man not a Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha everywhere I kind of tried to show there was more our movement than you would think. This live like the turkey version of it. Oh, I see. getting jiggy with it Oh yeah. My beep put his ass to sleep. Now. He
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called me tryptophan. I don't know why I don't get it. It actually has like little stars like a beep i guess it's supposed to be like a wop. Oh, and now he has tryptophan. And now he calling me tryptophan. That's the stuff and turkeys that make people go to sleep. Oh, you see the itis and shit? No. I didn't know. I'm cool. I never heard that word before.
Unknown Speaker 37:38
Um, thank you for sharing that with me. Yeah, I mean, this is an educational podcast. I was like Is do you get that from love pharmacy?
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Is data tra it's like in our jack to show fanfiction where he put everybody to sleep so they could have Becky's first set. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I'll put Turkey in the sandwiches girl. Oh, I found for once. Maybe something that's saying that they like bigger people. Instead of put down the pie. I have a thing for butter balls. Oh, no. Butter balls. Honestly sound kind of oh, oh. butterball, like a person. Okay, I was like, paternity tests like maybe like another way to say like shreddable already. You're probably right. I don't know, thing that I saw on Reddit. See, take a screenshot. It was when is the trashiest thing that you've experienced on Thanksgiving? Oh, I found a couple gems. I totally forgot I have these. But with the butter balls thing. This person says they picked up they saw someone pick up an entire stick of butter with their hand to butter their corn. No rapper bear hand to butter.
Unknown Speaker 39:45
I hope they didn't share that butter. That's what if it's your own butter, whatever. Yeah, I'm in partial. Took the table butter and just oh yeah, if you're sitting at like a group Oh, okay, so this was like add a thing. Yeah. Oh, Oh, I definitely would not fly during these times.
Unknown Speaker 40:04
No, I can't imagine touching a stick of butter either like when I have to use it for a recipe and if I have to touch it, I'm always like, get it off my hands. Yeah, yeah, like that's true. I don't like touching it either. I always just have like a little knife or something. And I preferred if possible to use a little up. Butter pushers, that makes like little butter pushers things that you can like use for corn on the cob. Make it a lot easier. That's a good idea. Butter pushers, that's gonna be a future Thanksgiving staple for me. I brought the butter, the corncob slobber. This is another one from that thread. My dad rip. Who was in the early stages of Alzheimers. Another word that I don't feel confident saying
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Alzheimer's. Yeah, like there's not a T in it. But I think I just put a T in it.
Unknown Speaker 41:05
I think I always wind up pronouncing it like old timers. But I'm old timers. Like I know there's a z in there but like I never hear the Z really pronunciate it but yeah, I guess maybe it sounds like a tea to me. That's why I say old. Timers, bowls. Alzheimer's, if you know how to talk, right? And also, please attach a little like, recording clip of you saying the word. Oh, be helpful. So the dad that had the word I don't know how to say he had always been a bit of a serve. But as this condition is a perv, yeah, okay. So his condition presented itself. He would say things that were shocking beyond description. Very simple. One Thanksgiving, it was about 10 to 12 people in the middle of dinner. As he was just starting to develop symptoms. People were talking about a woman friend who was going in for surgery. My dad spoke up and in a loud voice said What is she gonna do? Get her rectum and vagina reverse the anal sex
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he wondered why no one laughed at his joke then went back to eating his Turkey the rest of us made a note to have him see the doctor on Monday I'm just covering my face and rubbing my eyes cuz I just Whoa, that's a I think the older I mean yes, like could definitely be Alzheimer's but also I think the older some people get they just don't give a show. Like my grandma's this like, my tan, or whatever. She's always making like sexual innuendos. Not like I talked to her all the time. But like the few times I do talk to her on the phone and stuff. She's like, Oh, how's your husband? Oh, yeah, he's tall, isn't he? You know what they say about tall people? Brandon's not that tall. He's just thinking of like, one of my eyes. But I'm just, it's past the point of correcting her. Yeah. Just like yeah, grandma, and then like, um, so my grandpa died last year. And she um, so she's been talking about like, when she's gonna die and stuff like that. Like some old people just get like that they're you know, like yeah, they're just like, oh yeah, do this when I die and that's one thing that I was reading to on like an awkward story it was like every year when we say what we're thankful for my grandma's like a you know like I hope this is my last year but um, she's like, she's like yeah, whenever whenever I die and I'm with with them again. We're gonna have so much sex oh right oh, that maybe then you will have a ghost aunt or uncle?
Unknown Speaker 44:24
Oh, maybe we'll Yeah. Oh, let's see, but it's a go so I might not see him often.
Unknown Speaker 44:37
Get it cuz it's like, Go sneezy? Oh, this isn't really like, funny because of the content, but I just thought it was really weird how it was typed.
Unknown Speaker 44:57
So on that trashy, Thanksgiving thread Somebody wrote this and the first letter of every word is capitalized, which I just thought was a weird way to write a sentence. Like, it's doesn't have to be. I don't really like that. Yeah. And it says, My dad shot my uncle and my, my dad is written like that like, King of the Hill, like Lewin's bomb stopper dad was before.
Unknown Speaker 45:40
Um, now I kind of think of it. I probably had some trashy Thanksgiving, so I probably had just have not learned that they aren't trashy yet. Because they're always nice when you tell somebody about it. And they're like, What? Tell a story because you think it's funny. And then everyone's just like, I'm sorry. And I'm like, Ah, for what? Like, I love whenever you find people that you can like sync with that with like, um, I went to that the lunch where I met the guy, um, there was just like a few other people there. And one girl, were talking about childhood stories. And I think I was talking about how I smelled like cigarettes and stuff. And I guess the rest of them, except for one was not really raised. Like, and one curl the one girl she was like, she was like, Yeah, I remember like, how smoky my house used to get and like, I used to, like brawl and stuff, and I just cracked up laughing and everyone, just like looking at what's how hard I was laughing and then like, looking at everyone else, not laughing looking at us. I was like, Oh my God. I feel like I'm a crazy person. Because I'm just like, you know, hysterically laughing. And Did y'all have holes in your pillows and stuff on the couch? Some times so my parents would they used to smoke inside. So yeah, sometimes I would get like a little. Some of that. Some of the holes. Yeah, yeah, we haven't wholesale. Thinking back on it. We did. Did you? I didn't. But one of my friends her parents smoked inside and yeah. I remember one time there was a pillow that it got like super. It just like, Yeah, my stepdad he fell asleep at the cigarette been really bad. Yeah, my dad would always fall asleep on the couch that you just have a his cigarettes and his beer. And it was fine because sometimes he would fall asleep bringing his beer. He would grab the popery like go to drink the potpourri. Sounds a little depressing. But that was funny if you grew up like that. This is funny. Am I trying to convince myself there was not depressing. I started looking at Wine mom's stuff because I know we talked about doing an episode about that where it's just like, alcoholism is funny lol
Unknown Speaker 48:31
Yeah, I saw a few more videos like that where I'm like, That's Huh, that's not funny. Well, later on, that kid's gonna be like, Oh, damn.
Unknown Speaker 48:45
But now it's on tick tock. So. Yeah, um, some people should just not be allowed to do that. Yeah, like some of the shit I've seen. Because now let us on tick tock. It's like people are like turning it into jokes. Like yeah, I'm back to Thanksgiving. Um, what would you say that like your favorite Thanksgiving food is like what's the thing that you're you like, wait for year round? It was stuffing for a long time. Oh, stuffing sucks. Really? Yeah, you just have like, Kitty. Maybe I've always just had like, we've always just gotten like the same box stuffing. Oh, maybe that like the stovetop? The red box stovetop. So yeah, it's probably probably half the time. Now. Ghana has a homemade cornbread stuffing booth. had real stuff. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, dang. Okay, I'm gonna I'll save you some more excited maybe you can try to make some this year to just since I've never had it. I think it's too hard. You just like crumble up whatever kind of bread hadn't some eggs and spices. Oh, okay. Maybe I have just had. Yeah. I grew up on really shitty food, so yeah, I did for the most part too. But what is it now? What is bluffing what you eat for now? Um, I'm gonna sound like a basic bitch but sometimes like get good mashed potatoes. Really good. It's like yeah, it's like people put off like they're good mashed potato skills and yeah, Mister makes good ones and she'll put a bunch of like, you know the butter and all of that but she'll be cheese and bacon. Ooh, like eluded. That sounds I'm gonna sound like a basic bitch, but mine is like, I like pie. I like the pies your socks. Which lie? I really like pumpkin. Um, but I don't like pumpkin. Like, I'm not a huge pumpkin person. But I like I like one slice of pumpkin pie with like, equivalent amount of whipped cream. I love the texture. Yeah, so, so creamy. And my mom would always make chocolate pie. But I realized when I got older that was basically just chocolate pudding in a pie crust. So it's nothing special. Um, but I'm also kind of a sucker for like, some really good yams like candy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like those. I like those quite. But I think what I might start doing in the realm of pie is I made a cranberry tart for the first time last year. Oh, and so I think I'm gonna think I'm gonna keep doing that. I think that might be like, my thing. Jamie signature. Yeah, my cranberry pie. Um, or tart parts and pies are different, I guess. I think tarts just like a classy pie, right. A different pan. Sometimes. I think maybe it's gonna be a wild guess. Don't yell at me. podcasters or listeners if I'm wrong. I'm fat heads. Um, but I think tarts don't have like pulping them. You know what I mean? Like, they'll have like fruity chunks, like pies do. Oh, okay. It's like, I don't know I said Pope but just you know, it doesn't have like your chunks of stuff in it or whatever. So way better definition. Jelly is kind of a fancy pie law. So the cranberries are smooth and the pie. Like um, you get like a one of those strainer things with like the super tiny mesh holes, mesh little thing. And then Leo just like, mush all the cranberry stuff through there. Mix it with some like eggs or whatever, and then bake it. That's, that's pretty. It is good. I'll definitely make one this year and save you a slice. And I'll put pictures on my Instagram. Oh, yeah. Shouldn't take one of us like feeding each other pie like sour cream berry themed wedding. Cream berry go to cranberry themed weddings. get sloshed on vodka. Kranz.
Unknown Speaker 53:30
And then the music is just actually sounds like a really fun way. And then, um, yeah, we maybe it could be sponsored by Ocean Spray.
Unknown Speaker 53:47
Oh, yeah. We'll have to kick out a dog face for 20 and make Ocean Spray. sponsor. Maybe he could come? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we could collab. I do like him. I like Yeah, I haven't I haven't seen anything else by him. But like, I know that he's the internet like some cool guy. But, um, if anyone, if any fat heads out there have any other stories to write in? It can still be Thanksgiving related. It could be live around. We're gonna be recording our interview job interview stuff at another time. But yeah, any other kind of random stories? We'll probably also be talking about customer service related shit at some point. So fuckin Karen, feel free to write us in about that. Send us a resume. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we have our social media stuff. On Twitter, which, again, to be honest, I kind of forgot about shell just Yeah, so sorry, Jamie. We don't use it that much. We'll try to be better with it. That's a nervous laugh. PODD Instagram nervous laughter podcast that's our email address to at Gmail, Gmail, you know, you know and we have a Facebook it's just pretty much hooked up to our Instagram though so it just posts whatever we do. We did an insert or a Facebook ad so let us know if you saw it but the demographics and it was all old dude. I mean not that there's anything wrong with that it was just surprising Yeah, I don't mind if you're an older guy will cling to our podcast that could be our demographic. That's fine. But that's all she wrote folks. Um, we're gonna go get stuffed. On which way yep, next way or food way? What way sex way or food way? Um Why not most good point in a bed of cranberries. Yeah, little little cringe berry juice on top. Alright, catch you guys later. Fat heads stay fat. Yeah,
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