Alyssa shares some stories from her recent family trip to Colorado - the altitude wasn’t the only thing that was high. Jamie shares a few short news stories before the ladies jump into some social media cringe, including the return of fishing hots!
Alyssa shares some stories from her recent family trip to Colorado - the altitude wasn’t the only thing that was high. Jamie shares a few short news stories before the ladies jump into some social media cringe, including the return of fishing hots!
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Speaker 1 0:00
I went on a family vacation with my mother in law and sister and brother in law and my niece and nephews. And they all really like puzzles. And I really don't, but because I'm too cool for puzzles. So I was just sitting at the puzzle table. And my sister in law walked up and was like, trying to get in on the puzzling. And GE was kind of like standing in her way. And I was like, joking. And I was like, hey, you need to make room for your sister. And he said something to his mom. That was like, well tell it to my mom. She's right here or something like that. And without thinking, I was just like, I'm your mom. Now. You have to listen to me
Speaker 1 1:15
Give me the weird. Like I'm sorry. I
Unknown Speaker 1:26
know I'm here mom.
Unknown Speaker 1:31
What did George side Did they say anything? Everybody
Speaker 1 1:39
was like, awkwardly trying to explain myself like well, I just mean like I miss wifey. Yes. To listen to me. I just say the worse I stopped talking.
Speaker 2 1:52
Just reminds me when mean you are like, Thank you, mommy. Thank you, baby Jamie. Just when people over heroes it's like,
Speaker 1 2:04
Oh, no. Thanks. We have a real fucking weird.
Speaker 2 2:09
Yeah, but we're just kidding. Oh, man, that's great. Did she ask you about that in your in car ride? I
Speaker 1 2:20
think that was one that we were both just like, we'll just forget that happen.
Unknown Speaker 2:25
So what else in call? Oh, eight. Nervous
Unknown Speaker 2:30
laughter Podcast.
Unknown Speaker 2:32
I'm Jamie.
Speaker 1 2:33
I'm Alyssa. And I'm your mom. Now. Whoever you are. I'm your mom's get ready.
Speaker 2 2:40
And I'm your dad. Or your mom. Let's just stick with dad. Okay, where are your parents
Speaker 1 2:45
said did you start calling me daddy Jamie in public and see how uncomfortable I can make people.
Unknown Speaker 2:53
We can use it for improv for sure.
Speaker 1 2:57
So a couple other quick Colorado things that were funny. We were driving through the mountains in a very, very remote area. There was like a zillion feet in the air.
Speaker 2 3:11
Like where mountain people might live like scary mountain people are like, peaceful nature.
Speaker 1 3:18
Probably peaceful nature. I guess I don't know enough about Colorado to know like where the like hillbilly mountain regions are. There aren't any I don't know. But I'm driving through and there's some works, work trucks parked like fixing the road or whatever. And I see this holographic BLM sticker. I'm like, Oh, that's cool. And then we get closer and I realized like next to the letters BLM. There's a lady with like, face down ass up. Kind of thing. It was just like a drawing or sticker. Okay, under BLM. It said bang local MILFs
Unknown Speaker 3:59
I haven't heard that one before me either.
Unknown Speaker 4:03
Really? Random. Like cool.
Speaker 2 4:09
Can I toss in a weird word? So it just reminded me of a weird word that I learned about. I was gonna talk about it later, but this feels like a good time. Have you ever heard of a Philadelphia sidecar set of sex act? Yes,
Unknown Speaker 4:31
I have where
Speaker 2 4:34
I'm using the stoma as a site of entry for a COC or some other pleasurable instrument.
Unknown Speaker 4:41
I was about to say it sounds like a fucking
Unknown Speaker 4:48
fucking scenario.
Unknown Speaker 4:51
I'm Wow Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 4:54
How'd you hear that one?
Speaker 2 4:56
So I follow this girl on Instagram her up Hey just called che shirts in a bag. And she has the cost in the bag. So she's kind of like a colostomy bag positive. So I guess that's like a thing. Oh, yeah. So the I follow her and stuff and she's really funny. And I guess a bunch of people like joke about that on her page. And she was like, Can we please just stop joking about this? But yeah, I'd never heard of that. And I would assume that is painful to like, some degree, but I don't think so. I know people I've talked to you about just you know, so you can't really like fill your stoma. Stuff like that. I mean, I'm sure if you stick a penis on there, like you're gonna feel it and it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 5:45
It's so weird. If you've ever received a Philadelphia sidecar or given one, please write us in. We would love to hear from you. Yeah,
Speaker 2 5:58
definitely. Maybe I can look up some experiences. But I feel like everything I find is going to be
Speaker 1 6:04
Yeah, we can make it anonymous. Feel free to send us any weird shit like that. I guess it's not where do you if you're doing it, but you probably know it's weird on some degree.
Speaker 2 6:16
If you're doing it, because you haven't told anybody about it yet. You can tell us though and then it tells
Speaker 1 6:24
me your mommy Alyssa and your daddy. Jamie. You can talk to us where your parents secrets are safe with us and the 10 people that listen to the podcast. Oh, I had to pee in the woods. Okay, okay. It went well.
Speaker 2 6:46
My brain is just going back to like canopies.
Speaker 1 6:52
No or anything like that. We went on this trail that we thought was gonna be like an easy like, out and back, like go a mile out come a mile back. And it was like closer to four miles. And it was a lot of obstacles. I mean, not like huge obstacles, but like you're walking over rocks, and you kind of had to go over some little streams and it was really muddy. And
Unknown Speaker 7:20
you had your little toe shoes. My
Speaker 1 7:23
barefoot shoes. Yeah, so it's extra challenging. But like, we're probably a quarter mile in and I had to pee. I was like, fuck. And then finally I was just like, I have to go in the woods. But there wasn't a ton of stuff off the trail to really block that well. Oh, and so I kind of had to like walk far away and there were some people coming and so I kind of like awkwardly waited for them to pass.
Unknown Speaker 7:57
Looking at the flowers letters.
Unknown Speaker 8:00
I didn't mind this tree like hey
Speaker 2 8:05
like a selfie and then later just like find you in the background
Speaker 1 8:12
probably and for some reason I thought like nobody in our group would know. But then like I caught up to them later and they're like, how was your pee in the woods? Like it was good.
Unknown Speaker 8:25
What P I was just looking at the flyer just
Speaker 1 8:27
wanted to go behind the tree like really far off the trail. Be I didn't piss on myself. So that was
Speaker 2 8:33
nice. That's always like very hard to it is
Speaker 1 8:37
and I couldn't find a good tree to lean up against but there was like a fallen log. So I kind of like held on to the log as I was squatting.
Speaker 2 8:46
I never thought about like, supporting myself when I had to pee outside like that. Sounds crazy. But I've always just like you know, just just full on squat. Like as low as I can but I never thought about like supporting my back or like holding
Speaker 1 9:03
it out. I was like wow, I haven't I've been doing this so I highly recommend it.
Unknown Speaker 9:09
pee outside so much. Yeah. Bucket.
Unknown Speaker 9:16
Um,
Speaker 1 9:16
let's say we went to the gas station.
Unknown Speaker 9:22
And we pulled up
Speaker 1 9:22
in G was like, Look over there. There's this dude sitting in his car, like hitting his pipe just like fucking like dancing and singing along to the radio shows up and he was like, Oh, hey, no, please. Please carry on. And my mother in law was in the car with us and she was like, great. I'm gonna have to smell that whenever we get out. She hates the smell. Oh, wait.
Speaker 2 9:51
I guess I can understand like really hating a smell. Because like Brandon's car you Still, like just have like that old car. So yeah, it kind of gives me a headache. So like I kind of get it but I don't know it's also just weed and it doesn't really last that long. Yeah,
Speaker 1 10:11
I felt like it kinda goes by quickly. But yeah, Colorado is so cool. Like, I just feel like everybody is high and are wearing like cool beanies and
Speaker 2 10:26
chillin. Yeah, this place is so cool. Just a bunch of bros. Well, good bro. smelt like Yeah. Bros and glitter brown Hebrews.
Unknown Speaker 10:37
Have you ever been? Yeah, we
Speaker 2 10:39
went. I've only went once. And we went on our honeymoon. Oh, yeah, we just like went hiking and stuff. Like that was like it.
Speaker 1 10:48
Did you have trouble breathing? Like, did y'all go to a place that was like pretty high altitude?
Speaker 2 10:55
I can't quite remember. I think we went to Colorado Springs. And I really think we had issues breathing, but I think we kind of tell that it was definitely like a little different. Oh, yeah. So yeah,
Speaker 1 11:07
dude, where we were, it was fucking high up and it was like, you'd be sitting there and just randomly your body was like involuntarily, like. Oh, fuck.
Speaker 2 11:19
Oh, that sounds really like uncomfortable. there for a little bit.
Speaker 1 11:23
It was almost like, oh, fuck, this sucks. Like, I
Unknown Speaker 11:27
would be like, Am I dead? Like,
Speaker 1 11:30
yeah, especially like, you're all stoned. And you're like, am I getting enough oxygen? Yeah.
Speaker 2 11:35
Like different kinds of ways. God was
Speaker 1 11:41
like, how are you fucking breathing this thin air all the time? It's crazy.
Speaker 2 11:46
Maybe? Um, maybe you could bring like some oxygen stuff there next time they sell it like everyone really? Okay. Yeah, they did in Las Vegas, too. I was like, Oh really? This? Yeah. Yeah, like in CVS they had like all those like oxygen like cans that you could like, and tons of bars.
Unknown Speaker 12:04
Elevation is in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 12:07
Oh, I don't think it was like an elevation thing as well, because they have oxygen bars and stuff. So I think it just kind of became like a popular. Oh, yeah. And on some of the cans it was like gives you a boost of energy and stuff like that. So I think it's just
Unknown Speaker 12:25
part party scene.
Speaker 1 12:28
Las Vegas is 2000 feet where we were it was like 10 I think the highest goes closer to 12. But
Unknown Speaker 12:38
yeah, fucking weird.
Speaker 2 12:40
Did you guys go to um, I can't remember the name of the mountain bikes. Pete. Yes. No, we
Speaker 1 12:46
ended up having some car troubles. We were gonna get a Pikes Peak, but we didn't because of that. And it was kind of rainy, apparently was Pikes Peak. Like I didn't realize this. So sorry if I'm a dumbass, but the weather can be fine at the bottom. But it can be like storming at the top. So sometimes it'll look perfectly fine at the bottom but like it's not wise to go up. Oh, because it's fucked up at the top.
Speaker 2 13:14
That makes sense. So yeah, sorry, I'm just thinking about like trying to go up a mountain while it's raining and I'm just like fuck that like
Speaker 1 13:23
some of the we went to Alma which is a I can't remember what they say about it. Exactly. But it's pretty much like the highest elevation incorporated town or something. Oh, and it's like 11,000 Something feet. But we were leaving there to go to our house and we drove over this mountain that was like, I thought for sure we were gonna die. Because it started raining. I mean, carboy number three, excellent driver. I told him I owe him I'm eternally grateful to him for driving because it was turns that like, I'm forgetting
Unknown Speaker 14:03
what you said you Oh, don't
Unknown Speaker 14:10
have sex with her husband. I just did the worst like BJ
Speaker 1 14:21
sorry. Y'all being Yeah, be fuckin but yeah, it was like crazy turns. And then like it's sort of fucking slating now. Oh, no. Yes.
Speaker 2 14:37
It was freezing on the roads. It wasn't like like, did you guys like stop anywhere and wait, or just like, No, we're gonna close
Speaker 1 14:46
the scariest part of the mountain. We're already through with that. And it was kind of more like we were on basically straight away. And he's lived in Wyoming and stuff so he knows how to You know when the pullover like it wasn't that bad. Okay, sorry. Yeah, it was fucking terrifying and it was so loud and my niece was with us so I was trying to just like play it cool like
Speaker 1 15:18
it she like had her hands in her ears and because it was so fucking loud, just like the rain was like super Yeah, the sleet and ice hitting the car was just so loud I
Speaker 2 15:28
am. Yeah, we'll definitely have to do like a whole episode on like different mountain
Speaker 1 15:34
FASTQC I read about Mount Everest and listen to podcast about it like halfway back from okay to can a lot. I fucking love Mount Everest. That's my my new interest.
Speaker 2 15:46
Okay, let's let's, let's I'm expecting a full report.
Speaker 1 15:50
Oh, I will. I was like maybe Jamie. Let me do a whole Mount Everest. I would love it. It's crazy. There's just fucking corpses up there. But people use this land marker. Yeah, it's yeah. It's fucking weird. Like,
Speaker 2 16:06
I feel like if I was super into doing that stuff, I would be like, Okay, that's where I want to like, go die. And I want to be like a landed marker.
Unknown Speaker 16:13
But it's also just like,
Speaker 2 16:17
your body will never be recovered and stay up there forever.
Speaker 1 16:21
Yeah, the chances are pretty low. Yeah, it'll come down. I think like a third of the people that have died up there. They brought down so
Speaker 2 16:29
Oh, really, okay, I didn't even really realize that they were able to, like bring some of the people down. But at like the lower camps or something or just people.
Speaker 1 16:39
They kind of depends on where you are. Because there's an area called the death zone, like right next to the summit. And that's where like, you have to get through the death zone fast and get back down. But yeah, it's just like 28,000 feet in the air, which is basically how high an airplane goes up. So like bringing a body back down from that high. It's just like it's not worth it because people die doing that. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, I love Mount Everest. Yeah,
Speaker 2 17:08
we're gonna have to go we'll have to go over like each of the markers and stuff that they have up there because like, I only know like a couple of them. And I'm interested in learning more about that. So
Speaker 1 17:19
yeah, me hiking it. 10,000 feet elevation. I'm like, I'm on Mount Everest. Please. Look it up. versus three times higher. I'm a little bit. Fucking bit.
Speaker 2 17:33
No, that's like a lot of training and really hard because you have to like, hike to a certain level. Let your body adjust and then you can hike more. And it's just like, I'm not patient enough for Yeah.
Speaker 1 17:43
Yeah, it can take like over a month to get yourself adjusted to the altitude. The ammo month.
Speaker 2 17:53
God how do people you have courage to go out? Yeah, well say how do you go on these trips? You like
Speaker 1 17:58
pretty much can't climb Mount Everest if you're poor. Yeah, there's pretty much no way.
Speaker 2 18:03
And you also have to be able to take like a three month vacation.
Unknown Speaker 18:08
So for the wealthy? For sure.
Speaker 2 18:11
Let's let's make Mount Everest accessible for people. Mount Everest for everybody. Yes. Oh, wait. No, Mount Everest for everyone. Everest for everyone.
Speaker 1 18:25
Oh, yeah. They're just trying to say it. I'm like sort everybody offensive. For some reason. I was like, Why is she saying it different? Okay, well, that's enough of my Colorado ramblings.
Unknown Speaker 18:42
Are you sure you don't have anything else?
Speaker 1 18:45
Oh, we went to I finally got to come and go shirt, which was nice. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. And then we went to this other gas station on the way back called all syrups. And it's mostly it's like in West Texas and North Texas. And I've always heard they're, like, pretty shitty. And this one we stopped at, was pretty shitty. There were a bunch of just like, really rough looking people. And the line was really long, but I had already like, got coffee. So it wasn't like I could abandon my item. I guess I could have but I didn't. And I stood in line and listen to the whole duration of Freebird by Leonard scattered, which is about seven or eight minutes. And I thought that was like the perfect song to be waiting in this trashy gas station to
Speaker 2 19:41
it really is. And that reminds me of the one time I requested Freebird because like, I was at an age where you know, you find out about it. And it's like, oh, it's funny thing. I went to a Renaissance Festival and the guy was playing. I don't know a little mandolin or something. But now was just like, play free bird and he's like who said that he got really mad and play it and I was like, let me hide and look
Speaker 1 20:08
funny. Now I want to hear that on a mandolin now.
Speaker 2 20:12
I'm sure we can find a YouTube free.
Speaker 1 20:16
Yeah and we drove through Dumas, Texas, which looks like no mas.
Unknown Speaker 20:22
Is there anything of note there?
Speaker 1 20:24
No. Okay. It's a small town but it made it makes me think of that commercial. I looked it up for a and w. They had it in the 90s. And this guy is coming in for an interview. And the guy that's interviewing him has a plaque that says Mr. And it's like d u m a s. And so the guy's like, Yeah, Mr. Dumbass. Like, I really want this job and bah, bah, bah. And the guy just looks at him and it's like, it's do moss.
Unknown Speaker 20:54
Only I saw that one was a rapier commercial.
Speaker 1 20:57
Yeah, a NW. I thought it was Snickers but I looked it up. It's a movie.
Unknown Speaker 21:03
Whatever happened to old ads? You know, so good.
Speaker 2 21:07
Um, do you have any other Colorado? No, Chevy SNESs mischievous, punchy Venus.
Unknown Speaker 21:16
That's it?
Unknown Speaker 21:18
Well, um, for the rest of
Speaker 2 21:22
the episode, we're going to be talking about kind of social media II related things. And I have a couple of news stories to kick that off. And that's social media related because I found it on social media and brushed up on it. So I don't know if you heard about this. As of lately. This is a little bit of an older story, but sometime towards like the end of April beginning of May.
Unknown Speaker 21:54
In New Jersey,
Speaker 2 21:56
someone had just found like a shit ton of like pasta in the woods. Did you ever hear? Just like
Speaker 1 22:04
to hear what the fuck is up with this? Here it's my cheers the accent.
Unknown Speaker 22:11
It's so beautiful. Is nature taking over?
Unknown Speaker 22:13
She was like my mom may.
Speaker 2 22:17
Um, so yeah, it was just like mounds of spaghetti and different kinds of pasta and like her spice and bounds. I mean, like, it was like a pile. I'm trying to pull this picture up. Like a bathtub full. Yeah, I would say like, it was like a huge bathtub dumped out. Sorry, I'm having issues pulling the picture of up right now. But yeah, just imagine like a large mound of spaghetti just like filled up in your bathtub and then just like dumped out in the woods, and there's like a few of those mounds? Neosho sand variety. Yeah, some elbow macaroni. Some was fun. Yeah, yeah, some lasagna. But they figured out the mystery. Oh, there was a guy a veteran, I guess was like taking care of his parents house after they passed away. And I guess they just have like a shit ton of pasta, just stored up. And for some reason. That's how we chose to get rid of it. He cooked it and then oh, no, it wasn't cooked. It was just out there. So I mean, it probably got like what and stuff? Like looked a little different. But like yeah, it was. Yeah, it looks like it was cooked. I thought it was cooked at first by the pictures I saw. But um, when I read more about it, they said that it was raw, so I think it would just get out there and get rained on and stuff.
Speaker 1 23:44
I don't know why, but I just feel like he would fit in with us. Like, I don't know what to do with it. I gotta put it in the woods. I found the trouble.
Speaker 2 23:56
He didn't like I don't think he didn't like that far from the house. I do have to go to this location. Like away from here. Yeah, um, but yeah, if if I did that, and then saw news articles about it. I would be like shitting myself. Oh, man, I'm gonna be in so much trouble. But I don't think he got like fined or anything. And then like the city cleaned it up, which I'm like, if the city comes to clean it up, why don't you make him like, I don't know pay for how much that would like cost to clean up or something. Like, more people are just gonna go dump the pasta.
Speaker 1 24:30
It's never ending pasture here in the woods in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 24:35
And that's another thing why don't you just take them to a fucking like, food pantry or something and just dump it out there. And yeah, another person was like, Well, you know, maybe they just stocked up for COVID and just had a bunch of pasta, but also a lot of pasta for like mom and dad. Through um, so yeah, I thought that was a fun story. Oh wait, hold on, I think that says, um, okay, so one of the people that live nearby said that it was likely about 200 pounds of alphabet noodles and spaghetti. Whoa, left there. Yeah, so it's like a shit ton of
Unknown Speaker 25:13
towel I can pass
Unknown Speaker 25:15
a bet you're glad it's not baked beans.
Speaker 2 25:17
Oh god, I would I would hate that even more. Just if there were sauce on those noodles. They would just feel worse. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 25:29
It was. Um, and
Speaker 2 25:34
then we're going to travel over to Florida for a little bit. Oh, there was a man who was arrested for throwing a gator through a Wendy's drive thru window. Okay, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so he got charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. In the Florida conservative officials said that it was a 3.5 foot alligator. The window Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:06
That's pretty fucked up.
Speaker 2 26:08
Let's see $6,000 bail ordered to have no contact with animals. And I had watched like a little news clip of it. And it was it was just stupid because like the the mom was like, it was just a stupid little prank and blah was like, Dude, it's a fucking live animal that you're like throwing up?
Unknown Speaker 26:29
crazy ass tees?
Speaker 2 26:30
Yeah, like fuck. No one's gonna be able to like control it
Unknown Speaker 26:37
should go to jail to for being a fucking idiot.
Unknown Speaker 26:40
Yeah. Which I'm just
Speaker 2 26:43
kind of like, an it's a stupid prank that he wasn't thinking through. So he's being punished, so he can learn in the future.
Unknown Speaker 26:51
Teach your kid not to be a downer. Yeah.
Speaker 2 26:56
Yeah, some people were like, well, it's not likely that he would have been anyone because you know, he was in trauma mode being thrown through a window and then scared. But I mean, you know, still there's still a danger that it would have bitten someone and infection and blah, blah, blah. Now we're going to travel to France. Oh, oui, oui, oui. Where? This is an older story, but I hadn't heard heard about this. So since the 1980s. There is a beach in Paris.
Unknown Speaker 27:31
That wait. Paris, France? I don't
Speaker 2 27:37
know if the beach is in Paris. It's in France, the beach in France. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 27:41
Um, so they were getting
Speaker 2 27:44
like tons of these Garfield phones watching up on the beach or like pieces of them too. And so in 2019 they finally found out like where they were coming from, like a shipping container. That was like jammed in this like, cave.
Unknown Speaker 28:05
Wasting Garfield. Yeah, we were
Speaker 2 28:07
just coming home every now and then. The phones they found around the container we're in like, the best conditions. But um, yeah, it's like too difficult and expensive to like, get it moved and stuff. They've been having issues with it on the beach since they keep washing up. So I guess that they're just gonna keep letting it wash up and clean. But yeah, they know where it's from. But yeah, just I never knew that. Just random ask Garfield phones like washing up on the beach. I
Speaker 1 28:38
heard of the Garfield phones but I never knew the solution.
Speaker 2 28:42
Yeah, yeah, me neither. Oh, I mean, I guess I don't really have like a solution. But But yeah, now it's no longer a mystery.
Unknown Speaker 28:52
I kind of want
Speaker 1 28:54
so fun. Yeah, me too. Sounds kind of cool. Oh, I Garfield.
Speaker 2 28:58
Yeah, I felt like I never liked it as a kid. But the older I got, I definitely feel like I could appreciate it more now. Because it was just like, oh, you know, it's like Looney Tunes and all those stupid cartoons. But now I'm like, Yeah,
Speaker 1 29:12
I identify with her. Yeah, like a lazy smartass. Yeah
Unknown Speaker 29:22
and then
Speaker 2 29:23
I have some random social media things to kind of circle back to the social media theme. So I'm gonna go through a couple of quick things and then
Unknown Speaker 29:36
we're gonna kind of go into some deeper digs. So
Speaker 2 29:44
one of them this was an advertisement that I got. And I get ads for all kinds of weird shit now since Yeah, this one's for it's it was an ad for Etsy and it's a Is this 130 centimeters? It's like a giant Pinkie Pie My Little Pony for cuddling. And it comes with like a pair of pajamas. You could put on it too.
Unknown Speaker 30:11
Oh, so I was just like, oh, oh man, and
Speaker 2 30:17
it didn't show any pictures of the underneath them just kind of like what does it look like?
Speaker 1 30:21
Yeah, when you first said that it was like, oh, like a weird sex doll, isn't it?
Unknown Speaker 30:26
Yeah.
Speaker 2 30:28
And then the other thing I found and I'll, I'll have to circle back to this again one day, because I'd actually like to make some videos with it, but it's just like the five minute crafts.
Unknown Speaker 30:39
Oh my god, I love those.
Speaker 2 30:42
And this one. It's for the bathroom and it's a toilet. And they put a bunch of roses in the back of the toilet. But it says natural flavoring in the bathroom.
Unknown Speaker 30:56
Oh, flavoring.
Unknown Speaker 30:58
That was really funny. Um,
Speaker 1 31:03
I came across the five minute craft video that I've been meaning to send you but like, it is too long. So I'll just have to show it to you. But basically, it's like this lady goes in the bathroom and kind of like shits on the back of her dress. And then she comes out it's a public bathroom. And there's someone cleaning the bathroom. So she helps her like make another dress out of trash bags and
Speaker 2 31:30
okay, I want to say see, like, nice janitors helping people Yes, janitors are very nice. This is just like a not real janitor. They wouldn't you wouldn't give you some
Unknown Speaker 31:44
spirit of the janitor the nice janitor. Yes.
Speaker 2 31:47
Yes. But there are misrepresented and seemingly what sounds like a not janitors provide good solutions. It sounds like this janitor did not.
Speaker 1 31:57
I mean it was a pretty interesting dress for being made in a bathroom.
Speaker 2 32:03
Was it like so was it like they just put the trash bag over her cut arm holes and then like tied cinch the waist or something you
Speaker 1 32:11
know it was like a whole fucking thing like the dress took like three minutes to make it was like they cut off the ship part of her dress and then like used a fresh part of her dress to like make all these ties for it. Oh, had like multiple trash bags have layers.
Unknown Speaker 32:31
Okay, elaborate. Yeah, so it was a lab room.
Unknown Speaker 32:33
Um,
Speaker 2 32:36
the one I remember the most are for some reason they like to use like fish skin and they just use that as like leather and so like actual leather and so like there's this one that they like made shoes that have like, fish scale skin
Speaker 1 32:54
and I was just It doesn't surprise me and it's definitely way
Speaker 2 32:57
longer than five five minutes. It's
Speaker 1 33:01
gotta be some weird fetish thing. Like I feel like they started out or they weren't but they're like okay, we found our our target market
Unknown Speaker 33:09
just lean into it.
Unknown Speaker 33:10
Yeah.
Speaker 2 33:13
Yeah, so we'll definitely cover them more again on another episode or some great idea actual video or something.
Unknown Speaker 33:21
Um so I have
Speaker 2 33:26
a few more things. I'm going to jump to my bad parenting section and then loop back to another random one to segue so this one is just really weird. I think I've sent you this one before but it's like a like a hot guy in the sweaty in the gym bathroom kind of picture. Oh him but it says Happy Birthday My youngest stud son lakyn Storm
Unknown Speaker 33:59
yes
Speaker 2 34:06
oh, like study bathroom picture and she's probably like, oh, yeah, my son is
Speaker 3 34:11
hot. Oh, gross.
Speaker 1 34:16
And his name is fucking Lakin or whatever. Like
Speaker 2 34:20
I hate that name. I'm sorry if your name is Lincoln, and you listen to this, please keep listening. Yeah, it's just like
Unknown Speaker 34:29
oh, no, it's such like a
Speaker 2 34:32
typical Southern Mom name to give your son your sexy son.
Speaker 1 34:38
Your sexy son. Like and lamb Get your ass in here.
Unknown Speaker 34:45
That's That's my name. My next cat.
Speaker 1 34:48
Lakin land Lincoln steel. I can triple l name.
Unknown Speaker 34:53
Live laugh, love lakyn Lynn Lincoln.
Unknown Speaker 34:57
It's hard to say
Speaker 2 35:00
Um, my next terrible parenting one. This one's like a, like an average sized paragraph, I guess you would say. So it's, um, it has these two pictures. One is like, um, this girl going up to a door to like, look at a list like, uh, you know, if she made like the basketball team or whatever. And then she didn't so she's like walking back, you know, hand over face and she's crying. So this says a private moment
Speaker 1 35:29
that the kid probably wouldn't want on the fucking internet Exactly.
Speaker 2 35:33
Like I remember not making the team and like that's, like, devastating. I would hate to have someone like, take a picture and post it online already. Okay, this is a hard post to write. And it may be a hard post to read as well. My kid didn't make the seventh grade Junior High volleyball team. She is devastated. She has been crying for two hours now. Sure. It was really really hard to watch and comfort a child that you burst when? When they are upset, but also suck it up buttercup. Ah, I don't have experience with the situation personally because in my childhood, my teenage years I made every team easily. Yeah, what like a fucking idiot bitch. But also, I went outside and played softball, basketball volleyball. From the time I woke up until the time mom called me for supper. I probably rode my bike a lot in between those sports, which helps to build my leg muscles. For those said sports. We didn't have tick tock Facebook, Snapchat, video games, group text excetera when I was growing up, I just knew the fun of sports. So I have told my daughter after many hugs and kisses, if you want this put down the phone and get to work, work for it. Put in the energy. Oh, put in the time every single day. If you don't want if you don't. If you don't want it that bad, then pick something else and I will support you hashtag work harder.
Speaker 1 37:12
Why? Just my kid Lake to me. I do.
Speaker 2 37:18
Oh, it's just doesn't it just make you want to like, oh, no, I just want to like stick something really sharp in my ears. And how she was like, I never had this problem when I was a kid because I was so good at sports that's like, damn, like, I guess you peaked in high school if like, this is how you like brag about you. If you're still bragging about being better than your kid was in high school. Like what the fuck?
Unknown Speaker 37:46
Like, I could beat you up? Yeah. And like,
Speaker 2 37:49
what if you had Snapchat and Tiktok and all that shit back in the day? Would you have even played any of those sports? Because you were like, that was all I had to do? Um, I don't know, being there for your child. Like I don't. I don't.
Unknown Speaker 38:06
Why are you fucking internet?
Speaker 2 38:08
I don't add it just fucking blows my mind. Like I hate when people put their upset child on the internet. Like, that's awful. We'll have to do like a whole nother episode about like Blogger families and stuff. I had started saving a little bit of information on that here and there. But I feel like I am basically in the boat of if you are putting your child on the internet and they are upset you are looking to gain something yourself. Like Absolutely, there's no that's basically the only way I've seen the scenario.
Unknown Speaker 38:44
That's fucked up. Yeah. So yeah, I'm glad that um,
Speaker 2 38:49
you know, that lady was really good at sports and helped her kid like, make the team and, you know, be supportive. And before we transition to some of Alissa's, I have kind of a segue post that will help with that. So this is just a Ben Shapiro post that I thought was really really really funny. Dammit, I don't have the date from it. But it says the great suspicion is that in Frozen three they'll make also a lesbian. If they do that, it is the end of Disney as a company. You can write that down. If they do that in Frozen three, it will destroy Disney. What I don't fucking know Do you like the made up? Shit to rant? About? What
Speaker 1 39:46
if there's a lion king for and there's a gay baboon? I'm gonna fucking Riot.
Speaker 2 39:54
I'm gonna punch a kid in the face. I don't know. I don't know why that's what came out but It's It's a children's movie. And like Who fucking cares?
Speaker 1 40:06
Right? Why? Why do you have to be mad all the time? Like,
Speaker 2 40:10
as far as I'm three like even talked about or anything yet oh, there is a frozen three or it will okay it was announced in February 2023. So I guess Ben Shapiro just keeps up with the frozen
Unknown Speaker 40:24
universe? Yeah. Oh God, which
Speaker 2 40:29
there was, I don't have anything on this but it's just like coming back to me and flashes because it's burned in my memory. But in that like Disney cringe group I'm in posted some stuff about like, basically like how hot like Elsa and stuff is a bunch of people in the comments. Were like, I'm here for ANA and then like, sexy or no pictures and stuff. Like I think they're teenagers in the movie, but I mean, I don't I don't know. I just don't like any of them. I don't either.
Speaker 1 41:07
So what you are going to talk about, so I have some speaking of Ben Shapiro, I have some conservative Christians. The double C? Yes, they make it very fucking easy. So I started out on fishing hearts because I looked back. We haven't done fishing hearts since February. But I didn't get very far into fishing hearts because I found this gentleman's profile. Oh, okay. So here's the picture that I went to is a lady without a shirt on. She's holding some kind of fish over her left boob.
Speaker 2 41:53
I just thought like, her bathing suit was a nude color.
Speaker 1 41:59
Okay, here's the boob. Okay, that's a boob job. Yeah. Um, I'll read a couple of the comments, sir. Kind of funny. Someone named corps Marine 69. Of course. Well, they call it something opposite of what you would think. blocked. Don't want soft porn in my feed. Stop it. Is he Oh, yeah, I guess he is. Thomas says now that portrait is going into my archives with hard eyes. A son named Hartman's said Damn, but spelled da M so indirectly.
Unknown Speaker 42:47
Hartman's get a heart on
Speaker 1 42:52
Damn, I love ripping lips. But damn, I think we couldn't get much fishing done together because I would be asking you to play with my worm the whole time. Rose emoji rose emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji kissing. Kissing emoji.
Unknown Speaker 43:14
She hasn't reached out to him yet. Come on.
Speaker 1 43:19
All let's see if I can find an update. So my name text said let me grab my rod. So like that one.
Unknown Speaker 43:28
He's grabbing his rod right now. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:32
And then we
Speaker 1 43:33
get to the king of the fishing hots section Herbie.
Unknown Speaker 43:39
Okay, have
Unknown Speaker 43:40
you talked about this guy before?
Unknown Speaker 43:42
This new one to the fishing hots
Unknown Speaker 43:45
family. Oh, okay. Okay.
Speaker 1 43:49
So his comment isn't really that great. It says why can't we have more pictures like this one and maybe some bare bottoms too.
Unknown Speaker 44:00
What will Twitter allow?
Speaker 1 44:02
I don't know. I think you can pretty much have porn on Twitter. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's some fishing hearts pictures where they're totally naked. So okay. But the reason Kirby caught my eye or herby caught my eye. I kind of like hovered over his profile. And it shows like their little blurbs with a right his said not good. Here for more Missouri people what's not gay exclamation mark or Herberg Herbie Herbie Herbie. So I'm gonna I'll get up and show you this picture of him. He pretty much looks like a jacked Alex Jones with hair. Oh, we kind of read there's a lot of pictures of him under this one. It says Are there any single fit This woman in Missouri on here, heart, heart heart.
Unknown Speaker 45:05
Oh, I
Speaker 2 45:06
don't like that picture is he like trying to make like a kissing face or? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1 45:13
making a kissing face and his arms are kind of out to the side and an awkward angle. And his veins are popping out. It's just not very flattering.
Speaker 2 45:26
Like he's just based off that. I don't think he's had a girlfriend before. And I mean, I can see trashing him. I'm just the way he's trying to make like a kissy face. It's like he's gonna eat your face. Like I don't. I don't know. It's weird
Speaker 1 45:45
if I just zoomed in on it. It's like a fish. Oh, fishing hot so
Speaker 2 45:51
yeah, I can see why he's on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a fishing hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1 45:55
he's a fish that he wants a lady to pick up. So the first on his profile that I was like, Okay, I'm in a man Herbie read your profile. Graphic. It I kind of feel like it's posted on like a pride background, which is interesting, because it's like, kind of rainbowy
Unknown Speaker 46:22
but it's, it's a little meme.
Speaker 1 46:23
It says, Bring back the death penalty. Anybody else have the balls enough to post? Rainbow kind of
Unknown Speaker 46:36
bring back the death penalty.
Speaker 2 46:40
Oh, that's funny. This This all happens in some states. Right?
Speaker 1 46:46
Yeah. Definitely Texas as Missouri death penalty, or Mississippi death penalty state?
Speaker 2 46:55
I don't think so. I think they stopped it a
Speaker 1 46:58
while ago really? Texas did for a while. And then they brought it back. Yeah. So then the next post, which was posted yesterday. It's just a picture of Garth Brooks singing holding a guitar. And it says without punctuation all caps. Fake cowboy sell out bit.
Unknown Speaker 47:23
I mean, Garth Brooks is though.
Speaker 1 47:27
I don't know enough about him. But it just made me laugh.
Speaker 2 47:30
It's like um, and he kind of like look it up more and stuff. But I know that like a lot of country singers are like not people. Yeah. But like Brandon told me recently that like Kid Rock, like grew up like, pretty wealthy and shit. Like, and you know, now he's just like, I'm a redneck trailer park, blah, blah. Like, No, you're not
Speaker 1 47:54
Fox. Like, how do I how are people not afraid this will be exposed. I know.
Unknown Speaker 48:02
Terrified. Yeah. Like, like, oh, this kid
Unknown Speaker 48:05
at my country club is going to sell me out.
Speaker 2 48:11
Yeah, and I mean, he probably shot all those Budweiser is at a country club.
Speaker 1 48:17
Fucking house on the golf course. He retweeted this picture of Whoopi Goldberg twice. Like a couple posts in between, but it just says something about I hate Whoopi Goldberg and I never watch her movies.
Unknown Speaker 48:39
What did she
Speaker 1 48:42
know? I think she's on the view. And they're like, more liberal. But yeah, he was just like, fucking going hard on Whoopi Goldberg.
Unknown Speaker 48:51
Is it cuz she doesn't have eyebrows?
Unknown Speaker 48:54
Oh, yeah, she does that. And they were noticed that.
Speaker 2 48:58
Yeah, I just saw like a video like sometime last year and someone had like, just realized it. And she's like, Yeah, my husband didn't like really realize that either. I think like our brain just like fills in and she wears like glasses and stuff. So it doesn't really show that much anyway, you know? Yeah.
Speaker 1 49:14
I never knew. Well, maybe that's why you see if he has gross. Oh, okay. He has a little bit of eyebrow HERBIE, but not so maybe he's jealous. He doesn't want any eyebrows. And once he has that, or
Speaker 2 49:31
maybe she just pulls it off better. True. Like luck that eyebrows bitch
Speaker 1 49:36
back could be it too. This one made me laugh out loud. It's a picture of like, this hot lady wearing a shirt that says Save the kids. And someone like very obviously put this text on her sign that she's holding up. It just says in all caps. Michelle Obama has a deck
Unknown Speaker 50:00
Okay Herbie
Unknown Speaker 50:06
shall Obama as a dick
Unknown Speaker 50:09
she has a bigger dick than a lot of those guys
Unknown Speaker 50:13
think so.
Speaker 1 50:15
He likes to retweet things like multiple times like he'll find a meme that's like has like two words difference and then retweet it Herbie does he retweeted this thing that says drop a heart retweet and follow me if you stand with Tucker Carlson
Unknown Speaker 50:39
retweeted m&ms or whatever. Oh, wait, we got
Speaker 1 50:41
fired or we need to look into that because I still don't know why or do you don't
Speaker 2 50:46
remember what he got fired for? Probably really?
Unknown Speaker 50:50
Probably fucking stupid.
Unknown Speaker 50:53
And how I'm gonna look real quick
Speaker 1 51:02
I guess it's multiple reasons that he was like, go from Fox News. This article is really long. There's some stuff about like, how maybe he breached his contract with like, posting stuff online. There's another thing he called somebody else a Fox News account. Makes him like okay, yes, I can agree with Tucker on two things. Now. I want to sexy Eminem. And there are constant Fox News. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 51:30
okay. Yeah, maybe maybe we can flip it.
Unknown Speaker 51:35
Oh, no, I really want to talk about m&ms. That's my that's my most concerning thing right now. Yeah, I'm top priority. Yes. Um, couple more things from Herbie.
Speaker 1 51:51
He's retweeted several videos from Terrence K Williams aka The Patriot pancake man that we cover. Okay, okay. Yes, uncle to your cousin tease pancake mix. That guy likes to go online and we're his red hat and make some videos of him ranting about shit and Herbie loves it. Oh, okay. And you know what? Herbie is not racist, because he posted a video with black guy in it. So take that liberals. Yeah, second. Yeah. For sure. One more thing from Herbie. Actually, to this one's really confusing.
Unknown Speaker 52:36
Like a cue drop. No,
Speaker 1 52:40
basically, I'll show you here in a second. But it's like a Venn diagram you know, with the circles that intertwine. So on the left, there's a circle that says male. On the right, there's a circle that says female. And then there's a circle on the top and the bottom that says mental illness and it just says mental illness like all in the middle of the circle, like where the female and male are overlapping. I guess he's saying that the circle should be separate. I'll show you.
Speaker 2 53:11
Oh, okay. Like it's not mentally healthy to. Oh, okay. This is just like really dumb. Okay. So this is like a four way Venn diagram.
Unknown Speaker 53:23
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2 53:26
Why I'm so confused. So confused looking at it. It's just like got all these different overlapping glows in the middle. That's a mental illness. So
Speaker 1 53:37
yeah, I just as I was reading it, I that's what I figured out. Maybe he wants the circles separate but like, there is no overlap, but it's very fucking weird. Yeah.
Speaker 2 53:48
Yeah, I guess he's just trying to say like, if you're anything other than male and female that is mentally unwell. Your you don't understand? Yeah,
Speaker 1 53:58
my name is HERBIE, I just want to date a woman in Missouri. That's only a woman and she fishes
Unknown Speaker 54:04
topless. Yes.
Speaker 1 54:10
He also has a meme thingy that he retweeted. It's a picture of January 6, and the Capitals in the corner and then there's a picture of Ashley Babbitt the woman that died there Oh, storming the Capitol she's kind of floating in the clouds forgot that somebody died. Yeah, and Babbitt's my maiden name too. So I'm like I wonder if I should look and see if she's a very very distant relative probably not but I says Never forget Ashley Babbitt American hero retweet if you agree. I
Speaker 2 54:52
I had a family member that had posted like it was like a picture of like Kyle Rittenhouse in the street and it was like, This day this man years ago some people fuck around found out American patriot. I'm just like, Oh my God, no like he's just a fucking idiot. This young man is the future of our country. Everyone here if you agree, everyone run the street with those semi automatic, blah blah blah. Is
Unknown Speaker 55:21
not your
Unknown Speaker 55:22
gay, not gay?
Speaker 1 55:26
Love that opening up Twitter buyers thing not gay.
Unknown Speaker 55:32
Ah
Speaker 2 55:33
was that all those fishing hearts and stuff that you have
Speaker 1 55:36
Herbie Herbie? Yeah. Well, I'll keep us updated. I saved his screen name so I can go back and look,
Speaker 2 55:43
the Marine thing. Yeah, we will have to stay up to date with Herbie for sure.
Speaker 1 55:47
The can't wait till he gets some weird white trash girlfriend and we can.
Speaker 2 55:51
I feel like he's never gonna get a girlfriend. I just have that feeling. Because I do have posts like that. I feel like they also talk like that, too. So like, the only people that you can be around are people that are also like that, because like, everyone's gonna be like, What the fuck are you? What are you talking about? Like, you know, you're not making sense. Um,
Unknown Speaker 56:17
so I
Speaker 2 56:17
the user, what was it like Marine Corps 69 or whatever. That reminded me of a, like one of my favorite social media videos that I don't know if I've actually ever showed you.
Speaker 3 56:34
He's a Marine. First of fight. He's loyal. honor, courage, commitment. Core values simplify. Ooh, rah. He's a Marine.
Unknown Speaker 56:46
I remember the first time I saw that
Speaker 3 56:48
video. I just wanted to, like, disappear.
Speaker 2 56:56
I felt so bad for the guy in the back. Like, he's just sitting there like to it. You think so? Maybe you didn't
Speaker 1 57:03
think that he was. And she was just kind of like holding them hostage because it's just like this marine dude standing in the background with a blank face. But I kind of feel like he's standing there like at attention like, yeah, like I read a Marine. Go look at my hot wife doing this marine dance for me.
Speaker 2 57:23
Yeah. Yeah, maybe who knows? I should trip. Fine. Yeah, I'll see if I can find some, like follow up on that. But um, but yeah, it just reminded me of that. And I love that video. And I think that's all we have.
Speaker 3 57:40
Yes. And that's um, so
Speaker 2 57:45
I don't know if you remember the song but that one that was like my lip gloss is cool. My lip gloss is poppin Oh, well, they do that in the music video for that. It was like boom, boom. And then they do the clap thing. So bitch totally stole that from there. Um, okay, she's
Unknown Speaker 58:02
a marine wife.
Speaker 2 58:04
She she you know she deserves all the discounts everywhere and all that stuff that military people get
Speaker 1 58:14
that would be a good one to find too like military spouses freaking out yeah, I've read somewhere it's like a dress me by my husband's ring
Speaker 2 58:27
Yeah, it's really yeah it's really when when people are like that like just absorbing their spouses like title and accomplishments and stuff Yeah, it's a little and anyway
Unknown Speaker 58:48
um but I think that's
Speaker 2 58:51
all we have for you guys today fat heads so so you know first of all your loyal Ooh Rah Arafat head.
Speaker 1 59:05
If you know any ladies that want to get with Herbie um, let us know. Yeah. Let's face no, not gay though. No, men, only straight women conservative women and they have to be fitness girls too. So no fucking panties. Yeah, no.
Unknown Speaker 59:30
They have to know how to skin a buck
Unknown Speaker 59:36
and catch a fish.
Speaker 1 59:43
True. Um...I guess we'll go skin some bucks. Until next time. Yeah, era.