Join the ladies on a trip to Vegas! Get ready to be Mindfreaked, bro!
Join the ladies on a trip to Vegas! Get ready to be Mindfreaked, bro!
Jamie gets Alyssa caught up on her trip, which includes seeing podcast mascot Criss Angel in person! Spoiler: it was a roller coaster of emotions.
Alyssa welcomes Jamie back to Texas with a special segment. We’re happy as pigs in shit to be recording again. Party on, Fatheads!
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Alyssa, did you hear about the man in Colorado but got pulled over for a DUI in? No. Okay, I'm glad. So apparently he tried to switch seats with his dog?
Unknown Speaker 0:36
good idea, sir.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 0:39
So, quote, the driver attempted to switch places with his dog who was in the passenger seat. As the SPD officer approached and watched the entire process. The statement read this is the police statement. The male party then exited the passenger side of the vehicle and claimed he was not driving. So yeah, they're like, clearly he was intoxicated. I didn't like read super into the story. But yeah, he was pulled over for speeding 52 and a 30. Oh, shit. I mean, the dog the dog was so me. Um, but yeah, framed.
Speaker 1 1:25
Please, Officer I was framed it was my human. Um, so yeah, and that is real. I think. I mean, I've been googling it trying to just find otherwise but it appears to be
Speaker 2 1:40
his room. We haven't some of that crazy Colorado. We do. And I was just like, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 1:46
Yeah, just all fucked up. And maybe the dog was high, too.
Speaker 2 1:51
Maybe. I mean, maybe the dog talked to him like telepathically and told them like, we should switch feed
Speaker 1 1:57
a switch. Like he'll never. We'll never put me in jail. Look how cute. And I think you had a little story.
Unknown Speaker 2:06
Oh, yes. So I'm gonna kind of connote
Unknown Speaker 2:09
Wait, sorry. Welcome to the podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 2 2:12
Welcome. Nervous laughter Podcast. I'm Alyssa.
Speaker 1 2:17
And I'm gaming. Hello. Hello. Thanks for joining us. We'll be diving into a variety of things today. I have some biggest Till's I'll get into later. But we have a few more things up front. So Sorry, continue to take it
Speaker 2 2:31
away. I feel very all over the place today. So I apologize.
Unknown Speaker 2:37
Um,
Speaker 2 2:40
speaking of your opener, I found an opener that tied back to an earlier episode. When we talked about Miss squirrels, do you remember that? Yeah. Well, I briefly saw a headline of a lady training a deer with myth. So there was a myth deer. Oh, and that was an Oklahoma I believe. So I just like, jotted that down real quick. And today I went back to look it up and it turns out it's fake.
Speaker 1 3:10
I mean, I'm glad that that didn't happen. But like
Speaker 2 3:14
do you really wanted man we could have had more content dammit.
Speaker 1 3:19
No, just kidding. Maybe that's how snow white attracts so many animals to get you know, get them hooked. They'll keep coming back for more.
Speaker 2 3:30
I was gonna try to like say and now their name for meth but I don't know if I know any. Is math crank I don't think I
Speaker 1 3:39
know it either. I thought crank was crack so I think so. Because the book crank
Speaker 2 3:44
humblebrag I've never smoked crack or Demisse
Speaker 1 3:50
say yeah, I think crank is crack because the book prank they also wrote We talked about the book before Alice Go Ask Alice or whatever. Yeah, series of books. Yeah. I saw I know that one. I know it.
Speaker 2 4:13
I have to post a picture of the article though. The fake article that somebody made because it was pretty funny. It was like play put together like a picture of a woman's mug shot and then this deer just like standing on the couch like looking at the camera. It was a pretty good fake story. commenced a lot of people
Speaker 1 4:36
if you know any good names for maths let us know if I'm snow. All I have is spunky crystal.
Unknown Speaker 4:48
That sounds like a white person name. We'll call
Speaker 1 4:51
it crystal and stuff. Yeah, I just gentrified myth. There you go.
Speaker 2 4:56
No big Oh, you're sorry. Yes. So I'm kind of combining two of my little things on our outline. So we're gonna we talked about the mess squirrel, which was earlier. Now I'm gonna take us back to episode two of the podcast.
Unknown Speaker 5:21
That's rewinding
Speaker 2 5:23
us. I think it was episode two. We talked about nicknames. And I believe that's where you first mentioned fat heads and yeah, she did my tattoo Magoo. salutely. Should he tattoo Magoo? And then should he tattoo Magoo number two. I don't have much info on this, but surely tattooed Magoo number two was at our house for multiple hours yesterday. Oh, yes. Might
Unknown Speaker 5:48
I ask what he was doing?
Unknown Speaker 5:50
He was buying a part.
Unknown Speaker 5:51
Oh, what a four car for the car.
Unknown Speaker 5:54
He was great.
Unknown Speaker 5:58
To find some funky crystal
Unknown Speaker 6:00
selling funky crystal you're in Vegas. That's why I have a Royals Royce now.
Speaker 1 6:08
It's true. I saw it when I pulled into the driveway. True. It's purple. I don't know why. But there we go.
Unknown Speaker 6:22
Improv is paying off. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 6:24
I'm just like, how do I how do I Yes. And like so what about cheating to Magoo?
Speaker 2 6:35
Can you tell us okay, just that I saw him. He was a lot skinnier than I remembered. I didn't get close enough to him to see if he had any new tattoos and I actually smelled like the sad smell bike. I forgot to ask carboy number three but I'll ask him and if there were any new new noticeable tattoos I will report back Okay, cool. actually speak to shinny tattoo Magoo number two but I did see him okay. And it made me laugh because that's the best name in history. It is it is. In BB BB BD. Remembers laughter update episode, episode two update. Wow, I cannot talk.
Speaker 1 7:21
And I have another small thing I have before we get to some Vegas things. i Okay. i have like a little word thing. So I was so sounds so dumb. I was reading about goals the other day.
Speaker 2 7:40
We were talking about exactly this before recording, like sometimes he just watched some like weird shit. Like, you know, ghost murder. Not everybody likes that. We're going right back to that.
Speaker 1 7:57
But, um, so I learned a male goal is referred to a goal while a female goal is called a Gula.
Unknown Speaker 8:06
Lady Gulas. Hey,
Speaker 2 8:09
it sounds like some like Italian slang or something. Oh. Ooh, la with the hair bag. Good. The hair bag.
Speaker 1 8:20
Gula the goal that's been a veteran on the police. A woman veteran
Unknown Speaker 8:27
school.
Unknown Speaker 8:29
That's a new word.
Speaker 2 8:32
Speaking of boy ghosts, my weird word thing. Because it reminds me of pain or have you ever heard people pronounce penalize as penalize like why do you do that?
Speaker 1 8:47
Yeah, that that is pretty. That is pretty dumb. Yes, because that would make like penalty. What the fuck is that? That's that's a very good point. Alyssa. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 9:03
Thank you for granting.
Speaker 1 9:05
So I guess we can flip this into a PSA. don't pronounce it.
Speaker 2 9:10
Yeah, it sounds fucking stupid. Like, I was telling Jamie I had a weird word thing and she was like, what if I pronounced it that way? I was like you absolutely do not pronounce it that way. And now you know yeah, definitely don't.
Speaker 1 9:25
Um, and just a tiny little zero fun podcast then if you pronounce it like that. You're a bitch idiot.
Unknown Speaker 9:31
Yep. bit shinier for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1 9:33
definitely a bit shitty. It just sounds so gross. Like you're gonna something's you're gonna be doing something with your urethra.
Speaker 2 9:45
Yeah, or you're just being us regions. Yeah. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 9:50
Yeah, like that. Yeah, I don't please don't pronounce that like that. It kind of grosses me out. Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2 9:57
It's fucking weird I was on the phone was so Buddy, I don't even I don't remember who it was like some business or something. And the dude said penalizing and I just like immediately took out my phone and wrote it in my podcast was like was so weird fucking no
Speaker 1 10:15
what? Who did you call like, Was it like a BMW hotline? They don't remember?
Speaker 2 10:23
I think it is. I don't remember who I was talking to at all. But yeah, they said penalize. I was like
Unknown Speaker 10:39
No thanks. Now.
Unknown Speaker 10:42
Um, so I guess
Unknown Speaker 10:48
let's fly to Nevada.
Unknown Speaker 10:50
Yeah, with no penalties. Um,
Speaker 2 10:55
did you see any painters or not? Brandon's? Of course, I wouldn't ask that. But did you see? Did you see any other men's painters? No, like in weird outfits or Okay,
Speaker 1 11:07
now there were like, sexy cowboy dudes on the Strip. But I think they had like jeans on. I don't know, I wasn't really like your rose? Yeah. Um, so I just have a little humble brag up top. I packed the perfect amount of underwear.
Unknown Speaker 11:27
Yes, you shoot yourself any?
Speaker 1 11:29
No. Okay. No, but I did. So we were not really into drinking and stuff. So we did the smoking path in Vegas. And one time I was just coughing a bunch and I I had a tiny little bit of pee a little bit. But we went back to the hotel room. I was honest. I was like, hey, Brandon. I just pissed. So I just really want to get get to a bathroom. You know, just make sure it's not bad. And then get back to the so I mean, there was that so but even including that accidents included nine was the perfect pair of rounding it up to 10. Because I would also like to include the pair I had on when I went just to make it a nice round. 10 Because nine I can't leave you guys with the nine.
Unknown Speaker 12:23
didn't feel right. I hate odd numbers. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 12:27
It's divisible by three, which is nice. But three is also an odd number. And I don't I don't really play that.
Unknown Speaker 12:33
three's a crowd. Yes.
Speaker 1 12:38
So a cool thing happened in Uber on the way to the airport to leave. So the Uber driver, you know, he's just like, where you guys go, and we're going to Vegas. Oh, cool. Back and forth. Blah, blah, blah. And then we're talking about the Mirage. He was like, oh, yeah, like I stayed there. Like our Kelly was there. Like we watched him perform. And he's such a great entertainer. And like, he like, had like a huge party. That man knows how to party. And damn, he was like, Yeah, you know, it's unfortunate that like, all that stuff for you, because he's a great entertainer and blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, yeah, he like married secretly married Alia when she was like, I don't know. I can't remember. 14 1516 something gross. Um,
Unknown Speaker 13:33
did you say that?
Speaker 1 13:34
I mean, I mentioned it. I was like, yeah, he's secretly married. Alia, with us. He's like, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's just like, yeah.
Speaker 1 13:47
But yeah, so that was a little weird, but I mean, I guess he does a lot weird. Just like, you know, the people that just really liked Michael Jackson. And they're just like, I don't I don't care. But I swear to he did show us some pictures from his art Kelly party in.
Unknown Speaker 14:07
So it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 14:08
I mean, it was just like a lot of checks and buts. But I took a picture of he said I could take a picture it was just this is he got tons of pictures of our Kelly. Oh, and I got some butts in here to here.
Unknown Speaker 14:22
Are they're like fountains full of pee.
Unknown Speaker 14:30
There's our Kelly. Oh, buts.
Unknown Speaker 14:33
Nice.
Speaker 2 14:37
I love that you took a picture of his phone. That was a really good idea. And I
Speaker 1 14:41
asked him to I was like, Can I take a picture of your phone? And he was like, Yeah, sure. Cool. Um, but uh, but yeah, he just seemed like he was a big art Kelly fan. I guess even despite all the things that make me want to to punch him in the face and drop them in a lake and catch them on fire and penalize him. That's what I'm trying to say penalize in
Speaker 2 15:08
a bad way early, modern positive penal. Yeah.
Speaker 1 15:18
And so let me get back to my notes. Oh, yeah. And after we got to the hotel, we saw a group of guys dressed up, like the dudes from the hangover, which was kind of fun. I was gonna take a picture, but like, we have, like, just got there. And we're like, Oh, I'm sure we're gonna see that. Like, no, stop, and then we didn't see it again. But we also didn't spend an insane amount of time, like, on the casino floors and stuff like that. So Oh, man. Okay. Yeah. And there's just I don't know if it was like this when you went, it probably was, but there's just like advertisements for like, escorts everywhere. Yeah. And I love them. All the people like handing out the cards and stuff. Like if you
Unknown Speaker 16:04
could grab some, but I totally,
Speaker 1 16:07
I'm thinking about grabbing some for Alyssa. But that feels weird. But for some reason, I was like, I feel like I start giving them them. Kitty ladies,
Speaker 2 16:18
to the ladies, I'm all about.
Speaker 1 16:22
They're in there, like all over the ground and stuff too. Because I feel like people like grab the car. And they're like, oh, I don't care. So yeah, there's a lot of that there was lots of, um, I didn't see like a crazy amount of fuckboys. But there was like, this group of is three people in front of us. It was like a guy and two chicks. And you know, they're all like, super dressed up. The guy was in this like, velvet robe. The checks were like, you know, looking all sexy, hot, pretty whatever words that describe women positive. They're their own in it doing their thing. And then, um, this guy was walking the opposite direction and saw one of the women and then he just like turned around and did the fuck boy hand row right behind her. And you're just like, hey, you blah, blah, blah. He just like I can't remember what he was saying. But kind of just him away after a little bit. And then I think I think she might have got kind of upset by it. And she kind of like, went ahead of the group. And it was just the guy and the other girl. And I'll just call him and be like, No, don't don't be upset. That guy's a fucking creep and like, do your thing. But I didn't want to be creepy. In addition to that, Oh, yeah. And then like, just after that another guy fucking like came up to the guy in the remaining check and was like, he's like, because the guy was wearing a velvet rope. He's like, Oh, hey, man, why you will dress like that. You just like, just fucking harassing him. He's like, Oh, you must be rich and blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, Oh my god. These fucking people alone. They're trying to have a good time in Vegas.
Unknown Speaker 18:09
I'm glad I'm ugly. makes things a lot easier. Yeah,
Speaker 1 18:12
people just are like, Nope. Not gonna fuck with that chick. Yeah, and so there was a lot of like, hard ignoring people because everyone's trying to like hand you stuff and make eye contact. And so I had a few kind of like, weird moments where it kind of made eye contact. And I was just like, nope, nope. And then like, one lady. Because they have like the sexy ladies like hanging out on the strip too. And there are some dressed in like police officer uniforms. And me and Brandon are walking by and I guess I kind of made eye contact. I don't know if she like forced it or if I just like, whatever. But she started talking and I guess I looked over. But she was like, we're just this isn't exactly what she said. But I'm gonna change it for comedic effect. We're penalizing the bad boys tonight. Bad boy. Brandon was just like, keep going. And I was just like, I don't know. Maybe.
Unknown Speaker 19:16
I don't know. What do I say? I'm not gonna hold you back. That's okay.
Speaker 1 19:27
But, um, that she had a lot of makeup on. I'm not trying to be mean obviously wear makeup if you want but just sometimes when you get up close to a person and they just have like a cake of makeup on and you're like, well startles. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little startling. Um,
Speaker 2 19:46
oh, did any street performers try to like get you to take a picture with them so they can ask you for money.
Speaker 1 19:52
I think maybe we're just so hard. I'm just like looking away. Just saying commencing conversations. Or maybe we're just you know, Maybe we weren't so beautiful. They wanted to talk to us. But we also weren't so ugly that they knew that they could get money from us. Like they're pretty ladies talking to us. So maybe we were just you. Were a nice like four to six, maybe? Maybe a four to a six. Um, yeah. So the first night, I already kind of talked to Alyssa about about this a little bit, but like, we went really, really hard the first night, and I don't mean like, gambling and drinking, like, we just walked a lot. Because like, it was so much to take in. And like I told Alyssa earlier, like, it's just like, This is what babies feel like when they come into the world for the first time. Like, there's so many lights, all the lights are like, 10 times brighter, and there's just like, 10 times more noise. Like I wanted to cry at one point. And then I was like, No, it's okay. It's okay. But yeah, we, I think we got to our hotel around like 10 or so and got settled. And then we got back at like, four in the morning. Whoa, yeah. And we only came back because Brandon started to get a blister down, and we soaked our feet. So like, um, there was a Walgreens too, so we stopped and got some Epsom salts. Oh, that's like highly recommended if you go to Vegas, or like any kind of plentiful walking vacation, just just get fucking Epsom salts to soak your feet. Um, and it was it was kind of funny too, because the light in the bathroom stopped working. So like we were soaking our feet like in the bathroom. Um, but it was funny. Like, the next day I figured out like, you had to hit like the reset button on the switch to get the light to work. So so
Speaker 1 22:03
short story, just before we were recording, I was pouring some ice and a cup, and then it made some liquid splash out. And I was just like, or some kind of can't
Speaker 2 22:18
recruit. more noise than that. It was like, yes. 100% sounded like she just her pants.
Speaker 1 22:31
Oh, yeah. We just laugh for a while. Um,
Speaker 2 22:38
we always go you go you go. I was just gonna say did you lose any underwear to jizzing your pants? No. Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1 22:48
Go to Magic Mike live. So I spared i If I had brought more underwear maybe? Yeah, but I planned accordingly.
Speaker 2 22:57
Dude, we should get together and go to Magic Mike because
Unknown Speaker 23:01
I feel like I would just laugh the whole fuck.
Unknown Speaker 23:05
It would not be attractive to me in any way neither.
Unknown Speaker 23:08
It would just be like uncomfortable and crunchy.
Unknown Speaker 23:13
Stop thrusting your hips
Unknown Speaker 23:18
penalizing me, please
Speaker 1 23:24
penalizing me. Um, we also went to like, this little Aqua massage thing, which I know is like really lame, because those are just like,
Unknown Speaker 23:35
I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 1 23:36
Yeah, they're just like, um, it's like they put this mat thing over you. And then this tube thing that shoots water. And then like you get massaged by the water pressure. But it's super cheap. And I guess I only say like, it's it's kind of silly that we did that because like, you know, I guess people go to Vegas. So they get those like high end like spa treatments. Yeah, it is insanely expensive. And that's why we were just like, let's just do just do a Aqua massage. But it was cool because it was super cheap. And we also got a deal with it with like the oxygen bar, which I actually really liked. Oh, yeah. And the lady was super fucking cool. I think she might have been like Russian or something. But she was like really really nice. But she just had like a like a serious thing about her because she was like, what shows you're going to see and we're like, Criss Angel and Penn and Teller she's like Penn and Teller Great. Criss Angel did not like him the first time I saw him did not like him. But they move him to Where's yet no planets Hollywood. here show you better. So it was it was it was just like, Oh no, it's just like that was a fun little experience. And she had like all kinds of massage it too that we could use for free at the oxygen bar. So like I had one of those Um, electric poles The thing is you have to have I had my knee brace on the whole time. So she put one of those on my knee and actually helped a little bit. Um, which is funny. Speaking of my knee real quick, I went to physical therapy yesterday, which I haven't been in about a month. I just like been busy been pressed. Then we had this vacation planned. And it was funny because he was just like, oh, yeah, how you been? What's been going on? You know? I guess like Muni wise and everything. And I was like, I'll be honest with you, I haven't really been doing much because I got like, really, really depressed and then I went to Vegas. And then like, he kind of started laughing. I was like, I promise like, I didn't, those are not connected like, like, go like get depressed and manic and then go to Vegas. Like I just
Speaker 2 25:53
like, okay, yeah, I had to
Speaker 1 25:57
go lose 1000s of dollars to feel better. No, so that was that was just kind of a just a funny little thing that happened. And so speaking of Criss Angel, Oh, before I get into Criss Angel. We're walking somewhere off the strip back onto the strip and then I saw an advertisement on one of the casinos. And I got so excited. It was for David Blaine. I'm getting so excited right now. But he was unfortunately not there when we were he I guess he went goes like sometimes like he's gonna be there in like June or July or something for a few weeks. But like I fucking like yelled I was like
Speaker 2 26:47
maybe we can go for a couple days like before the end of the year something that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 26:53
I like I would love to see like Criss Angel again. But I really want to see David Blaine, like David Blaine and Criss Angel were like my two like hottie hottie magic dudes gurna And I was like, You guys are hot. You do cool magic, which now I'm like, that's really kind of lame, but I also love it. But yeah, I would I would love to see David Blaine. But I did get sick Criss Angel. And that was awesome.
Unknown Speaker 27:23
I'm wearing a fucking mind free carry now the
Speaker 1 27:26
JV got me I love it. My mind got freaked out so hard. And like I will say like, it is an insanely cheesy show. I highly recommend it to everybody. It really like leans into like, just the cheesiness and crunchiness and everything of the TV show and stuff. And he does a few like really big magic tricks. I would say the majority of the show was like cheering and just hearing about how great Criss Angel is.
Speaker 2 27:56
Which is funny because that's kind of how the show is. Criss Angel propaganda.
Speaker 1 28:01
Yeah. And there was also like some weird like kissing parts on it like sexy things. Like this chick in a bikini like comes out and she has a really long ponytail. And she's just like flinging it around. And she like Crowder would have Criss Angel and they like make out for a second and then she kisses another girl for a second. And then they do some other stuff. And then they kiss Criss Angel again. And then they do the trick. Hell yeah.
Unknown Speaker 28:27
orgy stay quite
Unknown Speaker 28:29
crazy. So it's like,
Unknown Speaker 28:30
it's actually pretty badass. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1 28:33
I would say a lot of the show was more about like the dramatics of everything like leading up and just being over the top and just dome. But it was it was great. And there was so much like confetti shooting everywhere. Criss Angel flies over the audience,
Unknown Speaker 28:49
where people like had their hands up trying to touch him. Only 50 More mouthwash. Criss Angel,
Speaker 1 29:01
where's my mouthwash stick. Um, and then there was also went cut into a part about like, childhood cancer and like, foundation that raises money for it and stuff, which I know like one of his kids actually just, like beat everything or so he does have like a personal kind of connection to it. But let me look up what the name of his foundation is real quick. So if anyone's interested they can they can donate. I think if you just Google Yeah, if you just go to Chris angels website, Criss angel.com.
Unknown Speaker 29:41
K ri S S Yes.
Speaker 1 29:43
Yes, thank you. That's not the typical spelling, but he's a mind freak. So you know, he does what he wants. And he can he's earned it. But he his thing I guess that's what's called Criss Angel help or is it cool? Help. I'm so sorry, I'm doing so bad at this. You're doing great. Go to his website if you want to donate, he has like a huge thing at the top to it and other information just on his website. And since he is just a cool guy 100% of it goes to foundations that help research childhood cancer and stuff. And he funds everything himself because he has the money to do so. So this is all just Passion 100% Passion project thing for him. So I cried. I was like, god dammit, I didn't expect to cry at this Criss Angel. So like, what the fuck that you're getting so mine does a whole trick around around it and stuff
Unknown Speaker 30:46
and like boom, cancers Gone.
Speaker 1 30:50
Gone be gone, which would be an incredible magic trick. That one make
Unknown Speaker 30:54
the best magic trick.
Speaker 1 30:57
And I think and I think in that one, he just did some like flying and levitating kind of stuff. I think that's when he went over the crowd. But um, well then after that's done it just like snaps until like a another orgy it's celebrate life was like so brave. It's like all over the screen. There's fucking confetti shooting everywhere and when blowing all the confetti and like, techno party music and ladies dancing on stage, and like, it was it was just crazy. And then I think he did like one more trick and then was no disappear. But before he did that trick, you know, he was still he was really trying to hone in on that. Like, Criss Angel Mindfreak is like character. It's a character people think of like,
Unknown Speaker 31:50
cuz I think I just want to lean into it if I was,
Speaker 1 31:53
yeah, and he was definitely leaning into it. It was just at the very, very end because like, the whole show was definitely like 100% leaning into it. But they're just like that one part. He was just like, my favorite character aside, like, seriously, I love like my charity thing. And like, I love all you guys and you know, positive words, whatever. Because there was like kids in the audience too. And he was like, Do you want a magic kit? You get a magic kit, you get a magic kit? Um, and yeah, it was it was it was a lot of fun. The show was a lot of fun. I would highly recommend it to anyone that wants to go obviously, there was parts that definitely like make you cringe. Like, he made some jokes that were just kind of like, man, it'd be like he would address that it didn't go well. I feel like those jokes were structured to not land well and then he followed which I feel like there's so many little things in that in there which like so weirdly genius because to um there is someone being super cringy on the stage before the show because you can like get in line and like pose in the crazy person suit. I can't think of the word but I'm straight jacket yes straight jacket and I'm from the 1900s
Speaker 1 33:31
and I even took like a little video of it because like this chick was up there and she kept like you know like dancin and then like you know there's Criss Angel picture up on stage and she would like go up and dance to it. And she like took the bow off one of the ladies that getting the suit and I was just like oh my god she's fucking drunk. And then um, after we left Brandon was like yeah I'm pretty sure that was like part of the show and I was like what I just got mine it's like their magic tricks are making you just cringe instead of be like whoa How did that happen?
Unknown Speaker 34:04
Are we magicians and we don't know my God we are so cool to find out now
Speaker 1 34:11
you know team magicians Yes Hey, that's part of it. Just super mind freaks that whoa we're magicians now. So yeah, that was a lot of that experience. The even the gift shop was great. They had like this like cartoon character looking Criss Angel hanging from the ceiling. Let me let me show you real quick. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah, they also when you go into the theater to start like splitting off to go out into the actual, like theater seats. They have a giant Criss Angel head.
Unknown Speaker 34:50
That sounds so creepy.
Speaker 2 34:55
Don't have any words right now. Those really scary Yeah That one's cute. The head. Definitely gonna have to put that on Instagram. That's fucking scary. Do not like that.
Speaker 1 35:09
Yeah, the head a little creepy. And I'm off to get the picture because it's on Brandon's phone but we also took a picture with it, but when you look back at it later, we're like, wow, we didn't do a good because we did like a selfie and it's just like us in his nose. So let's see what else happens in Vegas Okay, I think I already said all the lights and stuff. It was like a baby coming into the world for the first time. There were also a lot of textures. Oh my texture people if you like feeling stuff. Great. Place to feel stuff. That's yeah.
Unknown Speaker 35:56
Textures everywhere. It's great. Oh, yeah, one of the times we were walking around.
Speaker 1 36:04
We saw this guy. And I'm like, it's all about he was like unhoused and maybe mentally unstable and intoxicated. Like all the above kind of scenario. But he walked by and then he started yelling in a trash can. And then pressing goes back guys partying hard
Unknown Speaker 36:35
I just thought it was the funniest fucking thing.
Unknown Speaker 36:40
What happens to Vegas?
Speaker 1 36:44
Oh, so that was that was just something that I thought was just funny. And we also went to the sick New World Festival in Vegas. And we gotten an Uber to get there and almost wrecked on the way. Oh, shit. They had to like hard slam his brakes because someone in front of them like hard slammed his brakes. And then, uh, like, the guy in front of them got out. And like, it was like yelling at us. Or, you know, the driver. Yeah. And he was like, he was like, Oh, I stopped. The guy was he was like, Why did you like Stop man? Like, there's no stop sign. He was like, it says stop on the ground. He was like, there's no stop sign. Like, there's no sign there. Like, they they changed it. And he was like, Damn, he was like, well, still, you can't slam into the back of me. And the guy was like, you can't slam your brakes on like, in a situation like this. So that was a weird situation. And my mom. Yeah, he took us over to the concert area, the festival grounds. And it was funny because we told them about like, the concert and stuff. He was like, Oh, he's like, oh, yeah, you can tell by like, how all the people are dressed.
Unknown Speaker 38:01
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 38:02
Um, but yeah, gotta say lots of really fucking cool outfits. The world really cool. And I gotta give some people props because like, it was fucking hot. And there's people out there and like skirts and booty shorts with like, fishnets and like, oh, I sat on the ground. And I had like, my shorts and a sweater on and my ass was the light on fire. And I saw a lot of them sitting on the ground. How the fuck do you do that? Like, major kudos. And I know some of those shoes people were wearing had to hurt. So yeah. I hate that. I'm like the ugly person on the festival like
Unknown Speaker 38:46
to survive. Like,
Speaker 1 38:48
I can't look cute. I know trying to live. Yeah. We were sitting down to watch. I think it was Evanescence. Yeah, it was Evanescence. We were kind of like far away. There was like small spots of shade that would start to pop up. And so people would kind of start to crowd and lose. So we got a little spot and layer like finally a little bit of shade. And then think we're there for like, maybe 10 minutes. And this chick behind us throws up.
Unknown Speaker 39:22
Oh,
Unknown Speaker 39:23
yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 1 39:26
We didn't know it. Like as it happened. Like, I didn't hear anything but a guy behind us was like Bill Galloway. And like, they were kind of like reacting like what and then Brandon like, puts his hand like down to like, turn around and look and the fucking thorough drips to his hand because it was, I guess the slight slant or something, but he's like, ah, and that's when we noticed that there was throw up with me so we were able to like clean his hand. When he was like
Unknown Speaker 40:00
I fucking saw John chick festival
Speaker 1 40:02
puke. Yeah. Yeah, there was quite a few people like passing out. I mean, it's not like every place I went there was people passing out. I probably saw like, three people pass out that chick threw up. You can just tell when people weren't feeling like yeah, it was fucking hot dude. Like it was. I started at 11 in the morning, and like, I saw people pass out like the second band and I was like, ah, in the second panel is Papa Roach. So that's really lame to like, pass out.
Speaker 2 40:35
Derek did they have food? Like $30? corndogs. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:39
there was like, soup. I'm
Unknown Speaker 40:41
sure people are eating because so expensive. Yeah.
Speaker 1 40:44
And you can't bring in any outside food unless you have like, super strict dietary stuff. These things confirmed or whatever. Yeah, the food was really expensive. I think it was like 20 bucks for this little thing of like rice and chicken. Oh, wow. And they had free monsters, which I was like, This is great. And I was like, this is also not great. Yeah, people are gonna get fucking amped up. And yeah, passed the House. But oh, they had a bunch of it was funny to you. They had a bunch of like, sexy monster, ladies. Because I didn't really see like, anyone really hanging out? Like, Oh, really?
Speaker 2 41:27
I love stuff like that. I don't know why I'm just like, so cool. I wish I was like girl, sexy Monster Girl.
Speaker 1 41:35
I want to force people to buy stuff they don't need.
Unknown Speaker 41:39
But you're like unsexy when you do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1 41:42
they used to do that at like gaming conventions a lot. It's like not not a thing anymore.
Speaker 2 41:47
No, the boomer in me is like bringing that back. Ship Vegas.
Unknown Speaker 41:57
All over the strip.
Speaker 1 42:01
Yeah, like, I mean, I like some of the outfits and stuff like that. I don't really think I'm into interacting with the sexy ladies.
Unknown Speaker 42:10
Yeah, I would be nervous. Kind
Speaker 1 42:12
of like, cool. But I do like, you know, some of the outfits and stuff. I gotta say there was this one outfit. I kept seeing the shake. And maybe it was just because I liked her outfit so much. I recognize how much I saw her. But um, she had on this like short skirt. This corn crop top that was all like torn up and stuff and fishnets. I was like, she looks so fucking cool. Oh, yeah. Um, let's see. Let's see. There's also a guy in a Santa outfit, like a kilt Santa outfit. I don't think there's anything else like crazy that happened at the concert. It was just a good show people passed out. We also went to Hell's Kitchen, which I'm only mentioning because there was a freshly newlywed couple. Mike in their wedding gowns and everything. Like they just said their vows and came to Hell's Kitchen. Like you do when you say, but it was really weird because me and Brandon were talking about after and I talked a little about this earlier, but it just seemed like they literally just met each other and got married. Like it seemed like they're on their first date. Like they're kind of nervous. Now not I heard the girl talk about like her parents sometimes and like stuff she does with them, which I was like, it's not really a thing you talk about like after you get married really? Or like on your wedding night or day. Maybe
Speaker 2 43:53
we're gonna see them in like six months on the next like Netflix dating show. That's like God randomly married in Vegas.
Speaker 1 44:01
Yeah. Vegas. Yeah. I didn't see any cameras though. Because I was like a TV show or something. I kind of looked around and I was like, Okay, there's no like,
Unknown Speaker 44:10
maybe they remind you
Speaker 1 44:12
maybe hidden. Maybe they gave him a private moment. Maybe. But if I remember, right, I know the chick was like, blonde. She was kind of like a I don't know how to describe her just like a generic blonde lady with nice teeth. That goes to the vineyard.
Speaker 2 44:28
Okay. I mean, that really does help. Yeah, okay. Big guy, so I know exactly.
Speaker 1 44:35
Um, I wouldn't say he was like, unattractive, but I mean, he wasn't like ugly or anything. I just see. It wasn't like quite my type. or anything. He was like bald. I kind of had like a full
Unknown Speaker 44:47
beard face.
Unknown Speaker 44:52
And glasses. I guess I'm just
Speaker 2 44:55
Well, you don't like the word glasses. Jamie. Wow.
Speaker 1 44:59
Haven't you seen Any early 2000s rom com, just gotta take them all attractive. Um, I guess I'm just trying to describe how he looks, but I can't think of like, what is Facebook like behind the beard and the glasses, I guess. But yeah, so good luck to them, I guess. Oh yeah, in the festival we This isn't like super worth mentioning. But there was like a line that didn't need to be aligned outside the festival. So we got dropped off like down the street, down, down, down and around the corner because there's a huge line that formed. So we're like, oh, let's mourn for the festival. And so everyone was waiting in line and then you get to a certain street and then everyone just disperses and just go straight in like there was no line at all. And I'm like, fuck. So yeah, that was that was the thing. I'm sorry. I'm just reviewing my notes again. We also went to see Penn and Teller. Yeah, how was that? It was good. I kind of wished we would have seen Penn and Teller before Criss Angel. Like, it was a good show. The magic was good, but I feel like I was just like, my expectations after Christmas.
Speaker 2 46:22
are so high. Yeah. But it
Speaker 1 46:26
was still a good show. And the guy next to me, kept falling asleep. And his girlfriend kept like waking him up. And he kept getting like so irritated. He wasn't being like loud or anything, but you could just tell he was like, stop and kept like, you know, it's like I'm trying to sleep trying to sleep. And then at one point you just fucking got up and left.
Unknown Speaker 46:50
Whoa,
Unknown Speaker 46:52
just like do
Unknown Speaker 46:56
fun guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1 46:57
I get her like wanting to wake him up, but like fucking leave him alone at some point, dude, like, why are you going to annoy someone that fucking bad. So we rounded out the end of our vacation with just kind of just checking out the slots and stuff because we're not really into gambling and, or anything like that. So we just went to a few of the different casinos and gambled and we found our favorite slot. It was house of a dead on reels. Which was awesome, because when we go to an arcade, we look for our House of the Dead on rails. And then you know we have it on Xbox and stuff like that. So has the the dead is just a series that we just kind of like so it's cool to find the arcade machine. And it was one of the ones our arcade machine Whoa, it's a gambling machine. But it wasn't just like you just spin and you get a news spin every time it was one of the ones that like have all the lines that like build up and collect and make a bunch of more noises and shit. So, so that was that was pretty fun. We found like a Farmville machine and stuff like that to which I just thought was funny. But it was as funny because we were walking back to the room and Brandon was like, Well, that was cool. Like I only lost $3 And I was like I lost 80 Oops. Um, and we also got some Dippin Dots at night. It was so yeah, it was funny because sorry, I don't know why I'm like, oh, because just because like this was the last thing I'm talking about. And I'm just like, I'm talking too much stuff. So, we got Dippin Dots that like you know, like the little like hotel convenience store thing and the person that checked us out it was so weird. It was almost like they were like, trying to be like, scouted for like a higher end hotel or something. Because they were just like, welcome to the whatever blah blah blah and the service. I'm just like, I just want to buy Dippin Dots. But I'm so like, I'm
Unknown Speaker 49:18
so stoned. I would like to go back to my room. Yeah, so
Speaker 1 49:22
we paid for oh and stuff and she was like, Oh, and also here we like to elevate your experience. So we give you we give you these with the purchase of of this. And it was just fucking like utensils, just like the little utensil bag with like, spoon on it and I was like, that's weird. Okay, so me and Brandon just keep being like, I'm so glad her experience was elevated. It was just
Unknown Speaker 49:50
that was a hoot.
Speaker 1 49:52
And polish so weird. There is one more thing. One more thing. And maybe this isn't funny to people. But we just kind of thought it was funny. Because we were doing this like I was starting to go round and get the all the tickets that people were leaving.
Unknown Speaker 50:09
They were like two cents,
Speaker 1 50:11
five cents, whatever. Because I'm like, I can get $1 Eventually, and then I can spend that I'm so check me out on TLCS extreme cheapskate and vacation next year. Oh, yeah. But it was funny because Brennan was like, what? That'd be funny if like, you picked one up and it was like for a different casino. I was like, oh would be and so we were like, Oh, dude, let's leave our tickets from the other gesina That's fine did that and like, right as we left our machine, someone came up and they they took both the wrong tickets. And notice it was wrong. And I thought it was so funny. Probably because it would have happened to me too. Because I was also doing the same thing. Yeah, that was um, that was my Vegas trip in a nutshell. But yeah, things I thought were worth talking about. Here with you guys.
Speaker 2 51:05
Sounds awesome. Did you Oh, one of my favorite things about like staying in a big hotel and I hope you saw this was just like, drunk people in the elevator. Did you see any good ones?
Speaker 1 51:17
Not in the elevator. But man we saw some drunk people and that was just so much fun.
Speaker 2 51:23
Where they like Did you see the whole spectrum like fun drunk and then like crying and like puking?
Speaker 1 51:29
Yeah, especially having that being at the festival that there any cry there ever made me cry where anyone like cry, but I kind of saw some people getting like upset with each other, like, obviously upset with each other. Just kind of want to hang around. Just be kinda like watching. Like, feel rude and awkward.
Speaker 2 51:52
To me. I'm like standing there like pretending to do something mundane. And just like listening to everything.
Speaker 1 51:58
Yeah, like I don't, I can't hear this loud argument going on. Like, one time at my last job. Someone was talking about some issues that are happening out there apartment complex, and they had to call them and like, lay into them or whatever. And I was like, I don't know why, but I'm so excited listening to her talk about it was like, oh my god, I was like, Okay, if you have to call them again. Can you kind of please stay in the room and just listen to you lay into him. And I think everyone thought it was weird. And I was like, I love when people get mad at other people especially like, going home. Yeah. Like, um, but yeah. So people will guess kind of thought that was weird. And I was like, Okay, it's entertaining, but okay. I'm the weird one. Sure.
Unknown Speaker 52:49
Yeah, like you're watching reality TV. Karen.
Unknown Speaker 52:52
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 52:56
But this is more real. Yes. Um, oh, and I guess to segue a little bit. We did eat out an awesome buffet. Nothing crazy happened. But it was really really good. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 53:11
Take it away.
Speaker 2 53:14
Take it away. Oh, okay. I forgot where we were going with this. Um, we were talking about buffets before we started recording. And Jamie was trying to describe describe the buffet they went to and I was like, Oh, is it like Luby's and she's like, what's Luby's? I'm like, like, first cafeteria. And I was like, oh, like Piccadilly. And I was like, I don't know what that is. And we just like, we're not matching our southern buffets. So I guess they're more regional than I thought. But, um, have you ever been to an Old Country Buffet?
Speaker 1 53:50
That sounds so familiar. Because I feel like I have
Speaker 2 53:54
to, but yeah, I know. They haven't been Arkansas. And that's where I went to. And they're so fucking good.
Speaker 1 54:01
Because I feel like I feel like I haven't been to like, an Old Country Buffet. That's like, whatever this official thing is. But I feel like I went to a buffet called Old Country Buffet that was like its own. Yeah. I got a little mind free clear for a second.
Unknown Speaker 54:23
I keep supermom free.
Speaker 1 54:24
I feel like I keep doing these moves. Like our improv teacher does like she's really rubbed off on me like with her, like arm movements when she talks.
Speaker 2 54:35
It's just like the aftershock from getting mine for each. Yeah. In Vegas in Vegas. You came back with a big personality. Yeah. Oh, really?
Unknown Speaker 54:47
Um, so tell me more about this Old Country Buffet.
Speaker 2 54:50
Old Country Buffet fucking rolls. You can. It's one of those places. It's just like, along the highway. Oh, Okay, so good. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love a Vegas buffet and like the fancier stuff, but also a buffet with like fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Absolutely wonderful. Yes, I am. Country Buffet and I will say
Speaker 1 55:17
my favorite item from the Vegas buffet I went to we went to the Wicked Spoon and this other one but the fried chicken. Chicken at the Wicked Spoon. Holy shit. That is so good. I keep thinking about it.
Unknown Speaker 55:32
I still have it in the little fryer, but yeah, a little basket.
Speaker 1 55:34
It's it's like, it's perfect fried chicken. I don't even own a house describe it. It's like, the chicken is not like dry and it's kind of like, I don't wanna say it's like that shitty kind of quality chicken because it's good quality, but it has like that softy kind of texture that I like in the shitty chicken say sorry, I just got so excited about that chicken.
Speaker 2 55:57
That's really all I had. I was gonna ask you about Old Country Buffet. Or if you had any Mississippi buffets that you um,
Speaker 1 56:04
Joel have a Ryan's or Ryan's was like a I wouldn't say get sick thinking about it, but it's just like a gross. It's just like a shitty, shitty cheap buffet. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 56:19
We have Sirloin Stockade here.
Unknown Speaker 56:22
I never heard
Speaker 2 56:25
Sirloin Stockade is just like a shitty buffet. And I remember like when stuff started opening up after, like, restaurants were closed for COVID like Sirloin Stockade was one of the first restaurants that I saw, like open back up and it's a buffet and I was just like, putting their COVID hands and everything like
Speaker 1 56:50
is that where g got pink throat? No, that
Speaker 2 56:55
was Dave and Busters. That place is actually I'm sorry, not David mustard. Okay, I like to have a buffet shirt. What is the double Dave's double Dave double Dave is actually really good. wants to
Speaker 1 57:07
go some time when it's more. I don't know. COVID Claire's? I'm trying to think if there's any other buffet phase.
Unknown Speaker 57:16
She guys have shown ease.
Speaker 2 57:19
I think they have shown ease like maybe in West Texas area.
Speaker 1 57:24
Okay, I don't know if that's just a restaurant or a buffet. But I like vaguely remember. Show knees. Um, yeah, so I think I think the only one I can really think of right now was Ryan's, um, or was it Orion's? No, I think it was just Ryan's just try just Ryan's but yeah, that was gross. Oh, wait, I remember Sicilies Did you guys have Sicily's pizza? It was just like, a shitty, like buffet pizza. Like CC's? Yeah, actually, yeah. It's kind of like CCS. Um, but I have a memory there. And I hope I haven't talked about this on the podcast before. But um, once we're all done eating, and my parents were just talking to like, whatever adult friend was with us. And then, um, I just felt like I needed to throw up. So I just grabbed my cup, and I grew up in it, and then my mom noticed and it just kept coming. So she slugged me another like, empty cup. puked in that one, and then we left. Because they're like, hurry up and leave. Like oh, yeah, so I feel bad for but waiter or waitress that had to clean lot up. But I guess my parents just panicked and they didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2 58:47
I also threw up at a Sirloin Stockade buffet when I was little
Unknown Speaker 58:55
what vessel Did you throw up?
Speaker 2 58:58
This is like one of my first memories like so depressing. But just my mom taking me to the bathroom and I think we just like walked into the bathroom and it was like on the floor. Yeah leashed to take children to buffets. Yeah, national stomachs can't handle it. Yeah,
Speaker 1 59:19
our eyes are like, Oh my God, I want to eat all this and we think we can. And that's when we learned those hard lessons.
Unknown Speaker 59:27
hard lessons.
Speaker 1 59:32
Speaking of southern stuff, we had a little southern thing.
Speaker 2 59:36
Yes. I thought that since you'd been all the way in Vegas that I would properly welcome you back to the south since we're southern girls. So I found this guy on Tik Tok. His name is Justin Stagner. And he makes videos of just like him Both like old people sayings and like, just kind of like goofy shit that southerners say. is so fucking funny. Yay. And if you have any come to mind, jump in and say them the best. You know we'll start out simple with some classics like nuttier than squirrel shit. Like that's a pretty common one. Some of my very simple like, classic ones that I like to express excitement or like, hot damn. Oh, Fire.
Speaker 1 1:00:38
Fire. I don't use that one much. I use hot damn. Hot damn hot minute.
Speaker 2 1:00:44
Want to bring Ship fire back into my vocabulary because like, awesome.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:49
Holy shit fire
Speaker 2 1:00:54
Oh, did you ever hear anybody say there's been so busy I've been running all over Hell's half acre
Unknown Speaker 1:01:05
half acre Hell's half acre.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:07
I never heard that.
Speaker 2 1:01:08
Yeah, run all over it. Basie. Yes. Hi. This is one of my favorite ones that my dad used to say that he is busier than a one legged man and an S kickin contest.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:24
That's perfect for you.
Speaker 2 1:01:28
Because I'm like, Oh my god. How did I know make that connection? Like father like not that good catch. Yes. Yeah, I kicked my DNA. I can't really think
Speaker 1 1:01:46
of any right now. I know that probably heard some of them probably just don't really realize that they're a little smaller. And now.
Speaker 2 1:01:55
This guy I highly recommend Justin's Tik Tok. It's so fucking funny. You know, you have like your classic bless your heart. Which that's never I've never really been into that one. Yeah, that one's for like, Conte older ladies.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:10
Yeah, I've heard that one a lot. Yeah, it's I fucking hate it. It's the dumbest shit ever.
Speaker 2 1:02:21
I like the ones that like talk shit about people being like, ugly or fat or sweaty. I really liked those.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:28
Could you give me an example? Well,
Speaker 2 1:02:31
your classic ugly sin. That one's pretty basic. Yeah. This one made me laugh really hard. That girl's so ugly. She bent she looked like she'd been set on fire and put out with a chain
Unknown Speaker 1:02:50
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 1:02:53
I think I don't think this is a southern one. But just like a chef face only a mother. Yeah. It's so backhanded. Like it's so rudely southern.
Speaker 2 1:03:05
Yes. My favorite things about living here is just like weird ways that people talk shit. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 1:03:14
Just the roundabout like wait a second. That was mean
Speaker 2 1:03:20
She's so ugly should make a freight tank train take a dirt road
Unknown Speaker 1:03:30
I love them.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:33
Oh, we have some good ones here for stupid. Over stupid. Okay, yeah. Can
Speaker 1 1:03:37
I add one male being ugly? I guess yes. I'm just gonna make this up off the top of my head. Okay. So He's so ugly. The Pit Bull thought it was her baby
Unknown Speaker 1:03:56
addition,
Speaker 1 1:03:56
there is so much about like, women being ugly. I just had to add a
Speaker 2 1:04:01
yes. Thank you. Cuz I feel like women are usually not the ugly ones. No offense that
Speaker 1 1:04:11
brings back a memory. We were I remember a very long time ago on my bus in like middle school or high school. We're trying to make up stupid shit like
Unknown Speaker 1:04:21
that. Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 1 1:04:23
Um, and the only one I remember because I thought was so fucking funny. And it's probably not because the guy was just like, You're so ugly. You make my dog bark, and I just
Unknown Speaker 1:04:37
that's pretty good for a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1 1:04:40
So carry on with the stupids.
Speaker 2 1:04:45
I really liked this one. I was born at night, but not last night. Yeah, that was a baby. No, not as dumb as a baby.
Speaker 1 1:04:55
I like that. They're also insulting babies like in that same.
Speaker 2 1:04:58
It's all like baby Use women. Like they've got the classic lights on but no one's home. Oh yeah, elevator don't go all the way up to the top.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:13
Yeah, man maybe I've heard more This is stupid.
Speaker 2 1:05:18
The wheel spinning but the hamsters dead
Unknown Speaker 1:05:24
but it wasn't gonna be a car one
Unknown Speaker 1:05:27
took a turn so I have
Speaker 2 1:05:32
one for fucked up that I totally forgot about this one but my friend actually sent it to me the other day. I was like, gotta put it on this list.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:44
Have you ever heard fucked up as a soup sandwich?
Unknown Speaker 1:05:53
I love that one.
Speaker 1 1:05:54
I like that a lot. That is a bucked up messy situation.
Speaker 2 1:05:59
And the way she used it was that she was as fucked up as a soup sandwich. So she was just like, shit base. Perfect.
Speaker 1 1:06:11
That is awesome. I like that one. It's kind of cute.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:15
Is
Speaker 2 1:06:17
slang you know difference between soap insane when you're trying
Unknown Speaker 1:06:23
to grab your soup and eat with
Unknown Speaker 1:06:27
them. So I feel like
Speaker 1 1:06:29
maybe I'll try to Google this but I feel like I heard one. That was like a better than a possum on something.
Speaker 2 1:06:38
That sounds right. There's a lot of weird ones with animal deaths. Oh, another good one for like something being fucked up.
Speaker 1 1:06:48
Oh, sorry. Better than possible on the freeway. Um, but sorry.
Speaker 2 1:06:56
This is a good one for fucked up like, look like you did everything to it but shit on it.
Speaker 1 1:07:04
I like that one. I like that one a lot. I really wish I could use that in a work setting.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:15
Computer what?
Speaker 1 1:07:17
Do you just clap your ass cheeks on the keyboard. Let's say in a nightclub sweetie. Sweet.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:26
Oh, ah. Ah, well, I
Unknown Speaker 1:07:31
hope you feel welcomed back.
Speaker 1 1:07:33
I do. I feel happier than a cocaine shed. Shit. Yeah, making shit. I was gonna say than a crackhead on crack. Um, but yes, I am. I am now overjoyed and feel at home. Wait, can you yell at me real quick. Just like call me piece of sin here. Call me like a dumbass bitch or something. Javelin you're being a dumbass bitch. Thanks. I'm
Speaker 2 1:08:11
here in the big city for too long. Just don't slap
Unknown Speaker 1:08:14
me or anything.
Speaker 2 1:08:16
I won't. To home. Actually, I am wearing my mind free cat and I'm wearing it with a little tilt. Oh, earlier. I swear that the power of the hat was kind of like making me a fuck boy. It was it was like super spicy. Yeah, it was like making jokes about fucking my friend's mom it really is the hat. It is.
Speaker 1 1:08:43
I swear after I was wearing it like I think I got spicy but I think I just got old for spicy when I was in Vegas. Yeah, and I kept in Brandon just kept laughing just because how mean I was. I mean, I wasn't being like super mean or anything but you know, just poking. A lot of fun more than usual.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:01
Dude, we gotta take a podcast trip to Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1 1:09:03
yes. Yeah, we gotta get Mindfreak together. We ask you David Blaine mins lot of stuff. Keeners tears. Oh, yeah. Mike Magic Mike.
Speaker 2 1:09:15
Oh, yeah, yeah. So have you heard a penis puppetry?
Speaker 1 1:09:21
sign for it. Like what the fuck is that? Yeah. I think like part of the like, love and sexual Heritage Museum or something. Oh, okay. Um,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:32
we should see that too. Yeah, yeah, I'd
Speaker 1 1:09:34
be I'd be totally down to see that. I don't know what to expect. But I'm assuming it's like, the intro to the newer Jackass movie where he's like, penises Godzilla or whatever. And it's attacking the city.
Speaker 2 1:09:47
It's like they do all this weird shit like they make their like, Nano. Painters look like a hamburger or something. It's fucking weird. They like use their bowl. Almost like gold everything Yeah, so you're just like watching some dude on stage like stick around.
Speaker 1 1:10:09
It's super weird. It sounds like so uncomfortable that I want to do it
Speaker 2 1:10:15
yeah but also once I'm there I'm gonna be like fine
Speaker 1 1:10:19
do it yeah oh yeah no we all right we already have our biggest trip What else is there really nothing I'm just like there's nothing else for this episode yes we thank you fat heads for listening and partying with us.
Speaker 2 1:10:39
Thank you for partying thank you for partying in Vegas Jamie and telling us about it and for my beautiful mind free cat
Speaker 1 1:10:47
Of course of course we'll have some cool stuff for you guys on the next episode by party on party on like pigs
Speaker 3 1:11:12
Hello man free mind free i ready I'm ready let's get mind feaked cool
Unknown Speaker 1:11:26
i hope i remember how to do this oh wrap on a roller maybe.