Yup, we’re talking about BudLight stuff! Hopefully things you haven’t heard about yet - including an original haiku by Jamie! We’re starting at the beginning with Disney Princess Dylan and ending with…well…some cranky conservative dudes who love public bathrooms. Grab you a $6 Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke Free American Beer and settle in for some man baby cringe!
Yup, we’re talking about BudLight stuff! Hopefully things you haven’t heard about yet - including an original haiku by Jamie! We’re starting at the beginning with Disney Princess Dylan and ending with…well…some cranky conservative dudes who love public bathrooms. Grab you a $6 Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke Free American Beer and settle in for some man baby cringe
Dylan’s Ad: https://youtu.be/CVGDPlG42bU
Kid Rock Baby tantrum: https://youtube.com/shorts/TyrLKNF2Cys?feature=share
Fock Budlight: https://youtu.be/c5JOq0V0hAY
Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke Free American Beer ad: https://youtu.be/KUokwmZcFMM
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Speaker 1 0:03
Okay Alyssa, so I have like a little little clip for you. So here you go
Jamie plays video of man screaming about a crying baby on a plane
so.... no fly list forever?
Speaker 3 1:22
Yes. Do you yeah so yeah guy upset about baby crying on plane and turns into a gigantic baby and then everyone has to deplane
Speaker 4 1:33
I like the part where it's like, chill up baby to lower its voice screaming the baby screaming. That is That almost seems fake. It's so insane. But I don't know people never stop amazing. Me.
Unknown Speaker 1:52
That's Yep, we're in 2023. It's yay, my plan. It should just blow up. We're like living in the onion. Now. There's so much stuff that I've yet seen. I'm like, I'm like, holy.
Speaker 4 2:07
And that's what this podcast is really all about. Yes. So welcome to nervous laughter Podcast.
Speaker 1 2:13
I'm Jamie. Alyssa. And today we're going to talk to you about more, you know, big babies, babies,
Speaker 4 2:23
adult men. You yelling about what other people are doing and crying.
Speaker 1 2:29
So a lot of you are probably already familiar with the Bud Light controversy won't feel so dumb to call a controversy. Or see the weird Bud Light shit that's going on where they have a transgender person that is supporting the product. And Bud Light is supporting LGBTQ and people are mad about it.
Speaker 4 2:56
People are mad. So a little backstory on the woman that this is all about. It's a tick tock her name Dylan Mulvaney and she has 10 point 8 million Tik Tok followers on Instagram. It's 1.8 million. Thank you. Yeah, she's super famous. She came out as trans and March of 2022 and started kind of documenting her transition and she does a thing called Days of girlhood. And that's like, day 28 of being a girl and it's like, going to get like a sports bra or whatever. It's Dylan is like a fucking Disney princess. Just like super sweet. And but like I did a campaign with her. And it was basically just like, put her face on some cans as like a thing they do for influencers, which they do for countless other influencers that are just like, Oh, here's a can with your face, like make a tic tock. And everyone got very fucking butthurt
Unknown Speaker 4:14
I wonder if they were like,
Speaker 1 4:15
oh, man, that lady on the CANS really hot. And then they found out that it was like a transgender woman. Oh, yeah, there were like, ah,
Speaker 4 4:25
teared, actually, I'm gonna show you her ad real quick, because it's really cute. And
Speaker 5 4:33
so, I kept hearing about this thing called March Madness. And I thought we were all just having a hectic month. But it turns out it has something to do with sports. And I'm not sure exactly which sport but either way it's a cause to celebrate. Real Monday I celebrated my day 365 A woman hood and Bud Light sent me possibly the best gift ever a can with my face on it. Check out my Instagram story to see how you You can enjoy March Madness with Bud Light and maybe win some money to go to you. Whatever team you love. I love to.
Unknown Speaker 5:07
Yeah, that was awesome. It was cute.
Speaker 4 5:10
Yeah, it's just like a go sports ball. Yeah, sports team.
Speaker 3 5:14
And so I Okay, so they just sent
Speaker 1 5:18
her a can. Okay, I thought that they were like putting it on all their hands.
Speaker 4 5:24
I think there's some rainbow cans. But
Unknown Speaker 5:27
you didn't tell me that Alyssa
Speaker 4 5:33
Yeah, they're really mad about Dylan. I've seen some of the fucking worst things ever. Like people just posting the most like, hateful transphobic shit. And it's like, it's not even like her face is on every can. I think they have some rainbow cans. But yeah, like I said, That's That's it?
Speaker 1 5:53
Yeah. That's kind of funny because I didn't realize that I thought like they were they just put her not just wearing boots and everything limited
Speaker 4 6:02
edition for her and a couple rainbows for the public. Okay,
Speaker 1 6:06
so I'm gonna see more about the thing, but you said you did for someone else. Yeah, okay. Yeah. All right. That's weird. Maybe they're just fellas.
Unknown Speaker 6:17
Kid Rock. Get a can. Ah,
Unknown Speaker 6:21
maybe that's why he's jealous. Yeah. Ah. Yes, sir. Okay.
Speaker 1 6:31
Phone with the download Bud Light The diggy diggy Is it time to talk about Kid Rock? Or do you have more about this lovely, you know? No, go ahead. Yeah, so some of you may have already seen this video. But in case you haven't, I'm going
Unknown Speaker 6:50
to play it for you now.
Speaker 4 6:53
Grandpa is getting real sassy right now. But every
Speaker 6 7:00
Grandpa is feeling a little frisky today. Let me say some tall you and be as clear and concise as possible. Kid Rock shoots a table full of Bud Light with a semi automatic thought Bud Light. Fuck Anheuser Busch. Have a terrific day.
Speaker 4 7:24
Okay, sorry, I have a thing open and it would not load. But um, this is a picture of Kid Rock in 2003. And he's drinking a Bud Light. And he is sitting with the famous drag queen of the time Wanda? This was in 2003. Oh, okay.
Speaker 4 7:56
That's crazy. 20 years ago, he had no problem with like, any type of expression with your appearance. But yeah, now it's
Speaker 1 8:06
wow, that's really crazy. Um, Is he part of the lead? Like heavily lead poisoned?
Speaker 4 8:14
I don't know how old he is. But maybe. But yeah, he
Speaker 1 8:23
bring it back, man. Actually, I say bring it back. But I don't know if you ever had. Yeah, had anything. I don't know if I ever told you this. But I did see Kid Rock Live in Concert.
Unknown Speaker 8:39
Tell me about it.
Speaker 1 8:40
Um, so my mom's a huge Kid Rock fan. I like or I don't I don't think she has any more. But she used to love Kid Rock. And I was a Run DMC fan. And they toured together and my mom was like, hey, daughter's I'm gonna go to Kid Rock. Does anyone want to come with me? And then I saw who was opening it was Run DMC, so I was like, Fuck, yeah, I'll go. So yeah, I went with her and a couple of her older lady friends. I can picture exactly what everyone looks like. Yeah. And I think we had her Bochy before, which
Speaker 4 9:24
was very classy before I hit her. Like, y'all are the millionaires of the Kid Rock.
Speaker 1 9:31
Fancy. Yeah. I think that's the first time I had rare steak. So you know, and then
Unknown Speaker 9:40
I learned this relation to Kid Rock. Yeah.
Speaker 1 9:43
That was a very special night for me. So yeah, I went for a Run DMC but I also got to see Kid Rock. So they sang I think
Unknown Speaker 9:56
they sang a song together. I
Speaker 1 9:57
think it was like walk this way or I don't I don't remember but yeah kid right I have that experience.
Speaker 4 10:07
Well speaking of Kid Rock performing songs I have a song for you
Unknown Speaker 10:14
oh
Speaker 4 10:19
songs are right for you Okay, so this is a song called FOC Bud Light
Unknown Speaker 10:29
by
Speaker 4 10:32
for Fergie Otto blow for kefir, and stony dude bro. They did this compilation called fuck Bud Light
Unknown Speaker 10:41
did they spell fuck like
Unknown Speaker 10:44
in a different way or anything?
Speaker 4 10:46
Oh CK. I don't know. Why.
Speaker 1 10:52
sorry can I say before you play this? Um I think it's so funny how a lot of these people that are like yeah America freedom of speech,
Speaker 3 11:02
but then they like edit themselves. Like they
Unknown Speaker 11:08
have a very good point to a
Speaker 1 11:09
different word and like Joe Biden to a different name. It's like Just say what you mean man? Yeah, that's the maybe that's why you're so angry. But I'm excited. This looks amazing
Unknown Speaker 11:33
Link to Full Video in description was a video. Oh, wow. That was a video for sure.
Speaker 1 11:42
So just to give you guys the visual. Throughout the music video, they're like burning Bud Light boxes, dumping out Bud Light cans, crushing cans, because men crush things they do. And yeah, that was about it. And then there were like, I want to say dancing bows are really dancing. They're kind of like flailing in front of a giant American flag and then Alyssa pointed out they were doing the thing from like, Whose Line Is It Anyway? Where they be someone else's hands? Yeah, you
Speaker 4 12:14
put your hands on your hips and the other person like puts their hands through an X like it's your hands. Yeah, I don't know why they were doing that but
Speaker 1 12:22
trustful cats or something and he was just like holding him and was like, Alright,
Speaker 4 12:27
I have some highlights from some of the lyrics if you're gay, just be gay in your bedroom. If you trans just be trans in your bedroom. What do you think about those lyrics? Jamie?
Speaker 1 12:43
It sounds like an angry eighth grader wrote them
Speaker 4 12:48
imagine telling someone to just be straight in their bedroom. It would be awesome like you're holding hands with your wife That's fucking costing in like
Unknown Speaker 13:01
TV today. They share one bed
Speaker 4 13:07
but I have to talk to my kids about this go whoa go broke. Doing Mulvaney is a joke
Speaker 3 13:20
I just you know these are very like, what's his face? I can't think of his name. Biscuit man. Pinterst.
Speaker 1 13:31
Yes. These are very like Fred Durst esque lyrics.
Unknown Speaker 13:36
Oh, yeah, they should have put in some of the like
Speaker 1 13:42
I actually didn't realize this but Brandon pointed out the other day or week or whatever. That each album. He gets higher pitch.
Unknown Speaker 13:51
Oh, interesting.
Unknown Speaker 13:52
Oh,
Unknown Speaker 13:53
I need to look into that a little bit.
Speaker 4 13:54
I bet someone's made a YouTube compilation. Just this. YouTube never disappoints. I saved my favorite lyric for last shinda reassignments which MPs and B's? Oh yeah. Yeah, that's is what that is.
Unknown Speaker 14:14
Which peas and bees again. Just say penis and vagina.
Unknown Speaker 14:20
Peas envies only Yeah. Um,
Unknown Speaker 14:27
it just it's so weird. How some
Speaker 3 14:30
adults are so child like, you know,
Speaker 1 14:34
let's just like the vibe I got from this video. They're just like, yeah,
Speaker 3 14:37
we're cool. Man.
Speaker 4 14:41
It's cool. They're not like people different from us. Yeah. It's been stuck in my head all day. Um,
Speaker 1 14:54
so it sounds like these men found like a good outlet for their their feelings their big, big feeling. Yes. Um, and I think, you know, there's some other outlets that people could use, like poetry in this case. Um, and I wrote a little haiku. What that might sound
Speaker 4 15:16
like. 575 He forgot.
Speaker 1 15:20
Um, I think it's 55750 Shall we saying that because it
Unknown Speaker 15:25
just, I think
Unknown Speaker 15:27
I think that's right. For haiku. And don't
Unknown Speaker 15:30
kill me over
Unknown Speaker 15:33
being wrong on the Haiku.
Speaker 4 15:36
I'm gonna read a song like that Bud Light song, but for you not knowing what it is.
Speaker 1 15:41
Oh, fuck it is 575 But I, because it's only three lines, but I wrote it. 5575 So we're gonna go with that. Yeah.
Speaker 4 15:49
I mean, that's only one extra five. It doesn't matter.
Unknown Speaker 15:53
Um, but I do repeat one of the ones Okay,
Unknown Speaker 15:58
don't get in your head.
Unknown Speaker 16:03
Okay, here it goes. Bud Light. Oh, Bud Light.
Speaker 1 16:09
That shit just ain't right. I just cannot understand. Bud Light. Oh, Bud Light.
Unknown Speaker 16:20
I love it.
Unknown Speaker 16:21
Thank you
Unknown Speaker 16:22
polite. I want to do a dramatic reenactment of it.
Speaker 1 16:28
Do a fedora hat. Um, I also realized as I was writing it out that it kind of reminded me of BT Kay's poem The Oh, Nancy. Which we have an older episode around Halloween time for that if you want to go back and
Speaker 4 16:50
one of my favorite episodes is BTK and the dolphin experiment to one of my top three favorite episodes. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 16:59
think that's it. Yeah, I think that's gonna be up there for mine too. And it's funny, because sometimes I I mentioned people, but I do a podcast. They're like, Oh, what's it about? And I'm like, oh, you know, just like weird stuff. And my mind always goes like straight to the BTK poetry reading. But I'm like, I can't like can't lead with. So I think I usually talk about the life of prizes. Oh, yeah. So yeah, that was my Haiku.
Unknown Speaker 17:33
Thank you for that poem. Haiku
Unknown Speaker 17:36
rhymes with boo.
Unknown Speaker 17:37
And who do we boo. Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 17:45
And don't worry, we also boo Biden. Yeah, you're whatever we do, everyone's everyone.
Speaker 4 17:53
So it turns out that former President Donald Trump has not been very, has not really been an active participant in the conversation about Bud Light, which is so quite surprising, because I think his followers would want him to be like, You should kill gay people. But he's not saying anything.
Unknown Speaker 18:16
I wonder if he has stalking but like,
Speaker 4 18:18
well, he had a recent 101 Page disclosure, and it's shown that he owes between one and $55 million. And Anheuser Busch stock.
Unknown Speaker 18:32
Whoa, really? Yeah. Okay. Well, of course, he's not saying anything.
Speaker 4 18:36
Yeah. So he's silent on that, because that's a little moneymaker for him.
Unknown Speaker 18:43
And
Speaker 1 18:44
are the people responding in any kind of way to that, or they're just like, Oh, it's fine, you know, money in that.
Speaker 4 18:51
I forgot to look into that. And I didn't check our our friend Tucker Carlson if he had reported on it any fired.
Unknown Speaker 19:02
But I feel like they're just gonna ignore it anyway.
Speaker 4 19:05
Yeah, they only pick like what makes Donald Trump look good. But um, so his son Don Jr. He has a podcast called triggered which I kind of want to listen to because I'm sure there's great content, but on on April 13, he said on the podcast, this boycott needed to stop because I'm not for destroying an American and iconic company for something like this. The company itself doesn't participate in the same leftist nonsense as the other big conglomerates. So he's like, my daddy's please.
Unknown Speaker 19:54
So pretty.
Speaker 1 19:57
Oh, man, that's hilarious. Yeah, um, If people better upset about Bud Light stuff don't get angry about that, then I don't know. There's, I don't know, I'm trying to make sense out of. I do too. But it's I add No, yeah, it's, it's funny, because in that music video, too, there was just like a bunch of political stuff in there too.
Unknown Speaker 20:19
And it's like,
Speaker 1 20:21
Well, why do they wrap everything in the politics? And then they're always like, why can we put our political differences aside, but it's like, because you fucking pull everything and do it. What do you mean?
Speaker 4 20:34
And like the political differences like human rights
Speaker 1 20:39
violations? Exactly. It's like, I just don't want humans to be treated that way. I don't know.
Speaker 4 20:47
It's like, sorry, my granddaughter doesn't love me. But it's like you said the old gay people should be eradicated in front of her wife.
Speaker 1 21:02
Yeah. And you're, you know, she's in that group is not I don't know if there's some big disconnects that I just can't understand. I can't either.
Unknown Speaker 21:13
It's fucking weird. Um,
Speaker 1 21:15
but this was not the only controversy that Bud Light has had. Oh, um, so a long time ago.
Unknown Speaker 21:26
Let me see if I can find the year real quick.
Speaker 1 21:33
Okay, so I think this was in like 2015 But like, had like a campaign thing where they put a bunch of messages on their bottles. I think it was kind of like around the time, it could be mistaken. But when like a taco bell was putting all the messages on their packets and people liked it and stuff. So I think that they were just kind of trying to do the same thing. But unfortunately,
Speaker 4 22:01
is it gonna be like kill yourself? Well, misprint
Speaker 1 22:06
so this was called a it was hashtag up for anything and they one of their 140 messages said the perfect beer for removing know from your vocabulary for the night hashtag up for whatever
Speaker 4 22:22
that didn't work out. Make it through Yeah. There are blaming
Speaker 1 22:29
it on there being 140 messages so they couldn't possibly check all the messages so many you'd have to like get one person to spend two hours or like for people to spend one hour so much it is but yeah
Unknown Speaker 22:54
that's I don't like that
Unknown Speaker 23:00
it's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 23:03
So yeah, that was some other but like
Unknown Speaker 23:07
controversy I found
Speaker 4 23:08
man sorry. I just want to be part of like a focus group like that just because like even though that if shit like that makes it through there's got to be so many ideas that get shut down that are just like even more just like obvious insane.
Unknown Speaker 23:29
Let's do it. Let's go into
Speaker 4 23:34
surfing. Chris has talked about this on his podcast, zero fun podcast, how he thinks that the Columbia logo looks like a swastika. And I agree and nobody else sees it. So when I heard him say that I was like, Yes. How did that make it through?
Unknown Speaker 23:52
Let me look it up. Oh, yeah, it kind of just looks like yeah, it's just like doubled up.
Speaker 4 24:01
It's fucking weird. I wanted just wanting to see stuff like that all day. Yeah. And be like, No, you're fucking stupid. Why would you put that out? Yeah, great job.
Speaker 1 24:18
Bots. A good catch. And never really. I'm not really familiar with that brand. Do they do jackets? Yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 4 24:24
outdoorsy, kind of like Patagonia or like North Face or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 24:29
Okay. Okay. sportswear company. Yeah.
Speaker 3 24:31
Oh, interesting. Maybe that's
Speaker 1 24:35
why Nathan fielder also did not go with that jacket brand and made his own.
Unknown Speaker 24:41
What does that call the in Summit ice? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 24:46
It's awesome. Deny nothing. Ah, I also found when just kind of thinking of some stuff to do for this, a couple of beer companies to talk about. So the for first one I'll talk about is ultra right beer. Which pretty much yeah, came out from
Unknown Speaker 25:07
this debacle.
Speaker 1 25:11
And it is conservative dad's Ultra right 100% woke free American beer woke free. And that's the full name of it. Oh, okay.
Speaker 4 25:23
It's a mouthful. Like, Hey, son, can you get me an ultra right? Just say the whole thing each time one
Speaker 1 25:30
of them conservative dad's Ultra woke free American beers out of the fridge. But there's an ad for it. So I'll go ahead and show you that first.
Speaker 7 25:44
America has been drinking beer from a company that doesn't even know which restaurant he is. That's why I created conservative dad's Ultra right 100% woke free and here. As conservatives we're constantly getting hit in the face left and right. By the woke mind virus. The last place we want it is in our beer. If you know which bathroom to use, you know what beer you should be drinking. Stop giving money to what corporations to hate our values. Swings baseball bat at Bud Light and explodes it into the rest of the world corporations say the markets by yours online in 42. States and ultra right beer tastes like freedom? Yeah.
Speaker 1 26:34
Is it a beer commercial? Is it a political ad? Is it a saver? Children's campaign? I don't know.
Speaker 4 26:41
So three. I would also like to point out that in the past past, in the pit as a pest This is a pest like thing, but there's kind of a double douche standard for wearing a backwards hat. Sometimes it's acceptable. I feel like for that guy. It's the backwards hat type where you look like a douche.
Speaker 1 27:05
I think that is a thing that can give people a good visual of him actually.
Unknown Speaker 27:10
He cannot wear a backwards hat. No, yeah.
Speaker 1 27:13
Um, yeah. And he's just like, I know how to swing a baseball bat. So that's, you know, they're at a baseball field. And like, I didn't really notice this, but it was pointed out, he walks out of the men's
Speaker 4 27:26
restroom, because he knows what's best for you.
Speaker 1 27:29
He wants to show that he knows quote, which bathroom to use, and that, and then he goes on to the softball field, or I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. Baseball. And then whenever he's like, they don't know. Or like they're throwing stuff at us left and right. And then he just like catches a baseball by his head. Then he's swinging a baseball bat. So you know, he's a man by the end of the commercial, like 100 pieces. Oh, 100% conservative dad's Ultra right. 100% woke free American beer.
Speaker 4 28:12
tell from the title? Yeah, dude. Yeah, I felt like the whole commercial is just like, I have a dig. I like fucking ladies. That's all I like. And I like beer too. And I like my country.
Unknown Speaker 28:27
And I stay away from our kids.
Speaker 1 28:31
It's just like the weirdest part he threw in there at the end. It was just so weird. Ah. Would you like to guess how much a six pass? Would you like to guess? How much a six pack of
Unknown Speaker 28:47
this cost?
Speaker 4 28:50
Let's do some quick math. So I would say they'll they'll charge charge at least $5 of beer. $30 seems high but we're shipping and everything but you're gonna pay 30 Plus,
Speaker 1 29:06
you know, I I would say you're pretty much right. So a six pack is 1999. But the shipping is like
Unknown Speaker 29:13
okay, so I played with it a little bit.
Unknown Speaker 29:19
percent straight, man, whatever the fuck whatever.
Unknown Speaker 29:23
I thought about it. And then I was like, I don't want to give this guy but I did play around with it a little bit. And I'm
Speaker 1 29:31
shipping was $13.09. So it does put you at a total of 3308 which is what you kind of get. And so I was like, Okay, what if I want to throw like a rager party where we're like, trash talking transgender people and like burning books
Unknown Speaker 29:50
and stuff. I want to go to that party.
Speaker 1 29:53
So in that case, I would need 466 packs of this beer. And so shipping is was 2124. So that would bring me to a total of $101.20 to get those 466 packs for the party.
Unknown Speaker 30:09
Damn.
Unknown Speaker 30:11
So yeah, it's really expensive.
Unknown Speaker 30:16
And
Speaker 1 30:17
just to kind of read like the description and stuff on the product page, America has been drinking beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use. That's why we made conservative dad's Ultra right 100% woke free American beer. If you know which restaurant to use, you know what, what beer you should be drinking, stop giving money to companies who hate our values 100% Made in America and Northern Illinois, our airy special golden ale blend is currently in production and will ship approximately 30 days after Order. Why it's Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 30:51
that's so long to wait. Sorry.
Speaker 1 30:53
Yeah, no, so you're paying, at least at minimum $33.08. And you're waiting 30 days,
Speaker 4 31:01
I guess you could think about the beer is being free and you're just paying $1 a day to wait for the beer.
Unknown Speaker 31:08
That's smart. That's a strategy they should have used,
Unknown Speaker 31:11
they should have for only $1 a day.
Speaker 1 31:15
And it has only four ingredients water, hops, barley, and yeast. LC the, it's a 4%, alcohol, whatever they you know, whatever that abbreviation is, which is seem to be kind of on par for the beers it's competing with, which I hate to say competing with because it's so much more expensive than like a craft beer stuff. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 31:43
Um, and it's only
Speaker 1 31:44
110 calories. And yeah, so I mean, it just pretty much all over the website is just this the same kind of stuff like America doesn't know what bathroom we use. But I didn't know that we're still talking about the bathroom. So God,
Speaker 4 32:00
why are they so stuck on the bathroom? Like I think that started in like
Unknown Speaker 32:06
2015 or 14
Speaker 4 32:08
would be my guess. Yeah, almost 10 years. Yeah,
Speaker 1 32:12
I think it was around that time because I think it was a little bit after I moved to Austin. I remember. I was like, wow, this is so interesting, because I can see everyone on Facebook and Mississippi like complaining about it. And then I can see people in Austin being normal about it. Like I don't know, it's just like whatever. And like, a lot of places have like shared bathrooms anyway, like velvet taco just has a bunch of stalls. And then there's one sink in the middle the room.
Unknown Speaker 32:46
Should be more bathrooms like that. I like it. I like it.
Speaker 4 32:50
But also men piss on the seat too much. I like it more in idea than in practice.
Speaker 1 32:56
So I don't think I've written to an issue like that yet. But I have been some nasty ass women's bathrooms. True. So
Speaker 3 33:06
I'm also kind of like, maybe us maybe like, all gender
Speaker 1 33:14
sharing a bathroom will make everybody cleaner. Just because you know, maybe I don't want to see it and women will be like, I don't want men to know how gross I am. But I don't know.
Speaker 4 33:27
Yes, but I feel like it's gonna be like piss sprayed everywhere and just like a bloody tampon on the floor. They should have both.
Speaker 1 33:35
Why don't we just have good hygiene practices all around? Can we do that? Can we start with this podcast? All like 30 of you. spreader cleanliness into the world.
Unknown Speaker 33:48
That would be great. Yeah.
Speaker 1 33:53
And I also came across another beer company when looking just for more beer companies that came out of this that share our values. Yes, 100%. Um, there might have been more but I found this other beer company that I kind of thought was funny that I wanted to talk about this was made before all this shit. It's called a blue line beer company.
Speaker 4 34:23
Oh, god damn it. At first I was like blue line. Okay, that's like might be like a cool nano beachy thing. I was like, fuck
Unknown Speaker 34:36
yeah. Um,
Speaker 1 34:40
and their website says take a stand. We are an American company whose goal it is to support law enforcement while brewing great beer. Others, we hope others will follow us by supporting law and order in authentic American values. So raise your glass and satisfy your taste buds knowing that a portion of our proceeds go to Police charities around the country the names of our beers speak for themselves. So we hope you'll enjoy a laugh while drinking a phenomenal craft beer.
Unknown Speaker 35:09
Oh laugh at this all right
Speaker 1 35:14
um so some other flavors are unwelcome watermelon aka
Unknown Speaker 35:27
Sinking Ship cider,
Unknown Speaker 35:31
psych ward cider
Speaker 4 35:34
they're just like people with mental illness are bad we shouldn't shoot them instead of arresting them and getting them out put them in the
Speaker 1 35:41
site. Go back to the old day. Fucking pin those bitches up and like hung them from straps for a while
Unknown Speaker 35:49
didn't have to listen to their stupid women's troubles.
Unknown Speaker 35:54
Bring back goodbye me. Why do you ever get rid of those?
Unknown Speaker 35:58
I'm not made in China. Oh, God.
Unknown Speaker 36:04
Never been the need double IPA?
Unknown Speaker 36:07
How do you walk them
Unknown Speaker 36:12
walking like Hope's dog blue.
Unknown Speaker 36:16
Dog cannot
Speaker 1 36:18
it just he does not bend his legs. So he just walks around Blanca scarecrow
Unknown Speaker 36:23
video of you and Mike doing this.
Unknown Speaker 36:29
And
Speaker 1 36:30
there is also hair bag hazy IPA hair bag, which I had also never heard of that term. The term has been New York City Police slang for a veteran office officer since at least 1958 When it was recorded in a New York Times article which defined hair bag as quote a man a long time on the police force, unquote, an article from 1970 to find it as a quote veteran patrolman, also a patrolman with a backbone.
Speaker 4 37:02
Why does that sound like a derogatory?
Speaker 1 37:06
Yeah, no yeah, hair mag hair bag. I want to just like start calling people that because it does sound like an insult. And then when they look it up, they're like, What is going on the police force from the 80s
Speaker 4 37:21
it makes like we talked about dime piece of it sounds like
Unknown Speaker 37:25
Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 37:29
Fucking cheap.
Unknown Speaker 37:30
You too, bitch. Um, and there's I have five more flavors.
Speaker 4 37:37
What? How are they making money? They have a million flavors.
Speaker 1 37:42
Yeah, I don't know maybe maybe. So me to order like a conservative dad's offer right? 100% book free American beer. Just like that. So they also have and I also want to say this company has a shit ton of flavors. And conservative dad's offering one entrepreneur won't be American beer only has one. It's just beer. So
Speaker 4 38:05
thanks that this is the more successful to
Unknown Speaker 38:11
fake impeachment. Trump Kinneil.
Unknown Speaker 38:15
Hold the Line pink lemonade.
Speaker 1 38:19
Peaceful protests Pilsner, which I'm just kind of confused
Unknown Speaker 38:23
by.
Speaker 1 38:25
Because it almost seems like they're making fun of peaceful protest. But that's like, a thing that people should do and exercise their right to do. And so I don't know, I'm just kind of confused about that. Maybe I'm reading that wrong, but it's kind of like, you know, the SpongeBob meme, where it's like peaceful protesters. Um, let it burn lager and jobs dead ale.
Unknown Speaker 38:54
Jobs did.
Unknown Speaker 38:56
Yes. No one needs to work anymore. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 39:00
How could I forget that no one wants to work anymore.
Speaker 1 39:02
Yeah. And I did actually see a video the other day where this guy got like, all these different articles and just like went back, like the years like yeah, those repetitive no one wants to work. No one wants to work unless it's like
Unknown Speaker 39:20
nobody wants to work. Can
Speaker 1 39:22
we just agree on that? And people will get a job if they can because they have to pay for stuff. So that being no baby about I feel like
Speaker 4 39:32
Kim Kardashian like really helped that term comeback. Yeah.
Speaker 1 39:37
Nobody wants to fucking work anymore. fuckup Kim Kardashian like Kim Kardashian,
Unknown Speaker 39:43
like stop watching her
Speaker 4 39:46
show. There's plenty of other trash TV shows. They're not even like that. Great.
Speaker 1 39:53
Find a YouTuber that you like that? watches those shows and watch them do recaps of The seasons or whatever in the highlights, so
Unknown Speaker 40:03
minimize the amount of views.
Speaker 1 40:05
Yes. Watch it through other people that you want to support. Dude, I
Speaker 4 40:10
thought about that when I was watching the fuck but like videos like Dammit, I'm contributing like five views.
Speaker 1 40:17
Oh, don't watch it. Yeah, you have
Unknown Speaker 40:21
a clip on Instagram. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:23
we'll do a little thing but um
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um
Speaker 1 40:30
I'm curious if they disabled the comments on that video.
Speaker 3 40:35
Oh, okay, I still have it pulled up. I
Unknown Speaker 40:39
want to check if they disabled it on American dad's
Speaker 4 40:42
No 1.1 1000 comments. Oh, I forgot that I screenshotted a comment. This was on another video about Dylan and Kid Rock. Thank you for standing up for a basic human rights and addition. This is a huge disgrace to real women. Thank you, Kid Rock. God bless you
Unknown Speaker 41:09
standing up for their basic human rights. I don't know how that was a champion.
Speaker 4 41:12
transphobic because a basic human right. I don't get it. Maybe because of the gun. I don't fucking know.
Unknown Speaker 41:21
Maybe your right to boycott maybe?
Speaker 1 41:25
Or oh, maybe peaceful protests. Peaceful protest.
Speaker 4 41:31
Again, we're trying to make it logical. But there's no
Speaker 1 41:34
no sense in doing that. I'm having issues trying to open the comments for American dad's
Unknown Speaker 41:41
beer. Let me see.
Speaker 4 41:48
While you're looking at up, somebody named Ben commented on the music video. Can I just say if you're abandoning Bud Light because of Dylan or the left, you also need to do the same because Nike or do the same with Nike because they have Dylan as a spokesperson as well. I'm like, I thought you all fucking abandoned Nike, like 10 years ago. Yeah, Kaepernick took a knee. Yeah. And
Speaker 1 42:14
then they all burned all the their Nike wear and stuff and it's like,
Unknown Speaker 42:19
releasing talks.
Unknown Speaker 42:21
Donate it, donate it.
Unknown Speaker 42:25
Um, okay, so
Speaker 1 42:28
he did not disable comments on his Oh, beer ad. And some people are I'll just go through some of them because they're kind of funny. Perfect. Um, someone said we're living in a South Park episode which like yeah, we're absolutely that are the onion like, we're in it. Um I like how he has to walk away from the bathroom twice to make his point. I only noticed at once so I'm glad I did it twice. I'm American politics are something to behold. God. Divorce Court is wreaking havoc on middle aged dudes all across America. He throws like he doesn't know which bathroom to use. Yeah, and then just more people just being like,
Unknown Speaker 43:24
this could be an SNL skit. Good job. I genuinely have
Speaker 1 43:29
no idea of this is sincere or parody. So I don't know what he's saying. Good job about. Oh, because he can't tell. I'm dumb.
Unknown Speaker 43:41
That's enough for that. Big Yikes.
Speaker 1 43:46
Yeah. So we hope you guys enjoyed this episode of Man BB fueled.
Speaker 4 43:58
We, we hope that you feel very intelligent because yeah, you definitely are. Yeah, I always feel very smart. When I read stuff like this. I'm just like, Man, I'm glad that they didn't get me
Speaker 3 44:13
a call. Like, I'm in the, you know, the average space or the upper half
Speaker 1 44:22
of people intelligence wise. Um, so yeah. We started with a man baby crying about a baby on the plane.
Unknown Speaker 44:34
And we ended with man babies making beer companies because
Unknown Speaker 44:41
it's full circle. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 44:43
Yeah. And that baby will one day grow up to drink a beer.
Speaker 4 44:46
Yes. And we hope that they that baby chooses wisely. Yeah. And doesn't choose a hate for beer. And I
Unknown Speaker 44:53
hope that baby knows which bathroom to use.
Unknown Speaker 44:55
Yeah, it's something I can
Speaker 3 44:59
do. I hope it's parents will teach it well. Um were you gonna say something, sir?
Unknown Speaker 45:08
Oh no, no.
Unknown Speaker 45:10
Keep it classy fat heads.
Speaker 4 45:12
Yes. Drink some Budweiser. It's not very great. But if you want to know if you like or not Yeah, but
Speaker 1 45:24
but either way you go with that. You should still follow us on Instagram.
Speaker 4 45:29
Yes. You can drink a beer while you look at our Instagram. Yeah it
Unknown Speaker 45:34
it's it's a good time.
Unknown Speaker 45:35
It's a good pairing
Unknown Speaker 45:40
we I feel rusty Okay,
Speaker 1 45:45
well, I'm just keep it classy and party on fat hips
Speaker 3 46:04
think I fixed it? Fixed it. Yay. Yay, accident. And forget it. Some of I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 46:19
Some of you know who Kid Rock is?
Unknown Speaker 46:21
Yeah, so y'all know Kid Rock.