Jamie talks about the 1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash where one nuclear weapon has yet to be retrieved by the government…joy! The story wound up being shorter than anticipated, so the other half is some talk about thrift stores and banter. Enjoy Fat Heads!
Jamie talks about the 1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash where one nuclear weapon has yet to be retrieved by the government…joy! The story wound up being shorter than anticipated, so the other half is some talk about thrift stores and banter. Enjoy Fat Heads!
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Joe Biden Speech: https://youtu.be/YSCwlwPH-q4?t=404
References for Goldsboro story https://wcti12.com/news/local/atomic-bomb-missing-in-enc-for-62-years#:~:text=FARO%2C%20Wayne%20County%20%E2%80%94%20United%20States,is%20in%20Eastern%20North%20Carolina (by Brian NorthTue, January 24th 2023, 6:48 AM CST)
Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash
Tape Noises: https://openverse.org/audio/4fdeda28-bd51-476d-8a83-474d42788a8e?q=tape%20click
Name Sensor Noise:
https://openverse.org/audio/de50315b-0358-445a-8890-579c5d5449b1?q=beep
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So one time I was editing one of our episodes, and I were just listening back to it on my laptop speakers. I usually have headphones on when I do it. But Brandon came in
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to a certain part. And I end the audio recording. I was like, I can make myself and I just ran and like turned it off and he was like
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like
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it was like make yourself one I was like nothing
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That's hilarious. Like always gonna listen to it anyway. But sometimes he doesn't like listen to the entire track. Masters it so I was like, maybe he won't catch that part. But yeah, um, welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome, everyone. We're the make ourselves queen. Yes. Not really the science coming through. And I believe you can do it, too. Yes, you can you listener? Yes. The what you're talking about with him like walking in. It just made me think about like,
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how a couple times like GE has walked in on me listening to an episode. And I just feel like so embarrassed, listening to myself.
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There's a part in the new Ant Man movie where I can't think of his fucking name, but our celebrity boyfriend, Paul.
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He's like talking about how he wrote this book. And he's like, referenced it several times. And he's in the car with his daughter and somebody else. And he turns it on. And it's listening to his own audio book.
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Like, leaves it on.
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Silence, like, I know, that feels like
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awesome. Yeah, it's um, it feels very weird listening back to yourself. And then when someone catches you listening to it, and then especially what the content that you're saying is, and then you're like, Well, I'm putting it out for like, 37 different people. I don't know we have seven of our favorite people in the world.
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Um,
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but before we get started, I do have like a little thing I research talk to Alyssa about and a little bit, but we do have a couple other little little stops to hit before them. So I do have a question for you, Alyssa.
Unknown Speaker 2:51
Maybe this could be kind of considered. Is it a southern thing? Oh, but mosquito Hawk mosquito hawks are here. And I said it kind of weird because I've been thinking about it.
Unknown Speaker 3:06
Because I was like I say mosquito. But when I say that other one I say mosquito hawk. And I'm like, oh, fuck mosquito Hawk sounds fucking weird mosquito house. So how do you say it?
Unknown Speaker 3:23
Let me think about now. I don't know. Mosquito hawk. Mosquito hawk. Mosquito. I don't know which one I say I think mosquito hawk. Oh, so you say you actually say mosquito? Yeah. Mosquito. Mosquito hawk. Now I feel like I've never said it before. And I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 3:43
But yeah, I just I don't know. I just was I just noticed that I was like, Why do I say mosquito? And then I say MCU Hawk, because I just don't know. Mosquito Hawk sounds so weird to me. It does. I find myself. I'll notice when I say words, kind of like with a
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southern accent and I'm like, Whoa, that came out of nowhere. Yeah, all like stop myself and try to like re pronounce it. Sometimes. I'm like,
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I guess this was this one of those words I'll give up on
Unknown Speaker 4:13
I don't really mind it. Like, I know we make fun of Southern accents a lot, but I think they're really cute. Like, yeah, they're fine. I kind of wish that I had just like a complete southern drawl. But I don't think I do it's just when I'm angry or randomly or very drunk. Yes, it's definitely close.
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Have you seen that? Tick tock where it's those girls saying like where they're going to college at girls
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if I can understand how I know Mike, are you fucking shit? You really, you got tuned back in
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I got my dip. I'm going to University of
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Alabama with my boyfriend, brother, cousin.
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Throw away.
Unknown Speaker 5:13
Um, and the nice thing I wanted to mention before we move on was Joe Biden's lovely address about the recent school shooting. I haven't watched it yet, so please tell me about it. Yeah, I'll just I guess let me try to find a video of it real quick. And I'll play that for you. And then we can discuss.
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My name is Joe Biden.
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I'm Dr. Joe Biden's husband
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Jenny's ice cream chocolate chip.
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I came down because there there was chocolate chip ice cream.
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By the way, I have a whole refrigerator full upstairs. I think I'm kidding. I'm not Ben How are you pal? One of the best guys in the United States Congress Ben Cardin.
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Folks,
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welcome to the White House.
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delight to have you all here. It who has those good looking kids back there.
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Your kids all four of them will stand up guys
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I want you to know, like you, I have two brothers three. Three in our family three brothers and one sister.
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My sister is smart and my joke. She accused me three years younger than me now she's 23
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She means that one of my campaigns for offense even back in high school went to the same university to your sport she graduated honors I graduated
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read a simple rule. Listen to my sister Valerie is incredible. So guys, be nice to her sister. You're gonna need her. You're gonna need her
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you're the oldest who's number two number two number three if you're twins twins okay all right.
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Well thanks very
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much larger arrays But
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before I begin to speak and reason I spent a lot of time in the kids I I just wanted to speak very briefly about the school shooting in Nashville Tennessee
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you know
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so yeah, it's it's weird right? It's just the weirdest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. It made me really really uncomfortable. Yeah it it almost feeling I'm a Republican now.
Unknown Speaker 7:42
It almost feel like aI generated like It even sounds like it has a fucking laugh track like, it's so it's weird. Weird. And like,
Unknown Speaker 7:54
okay, you know with Nightmare on Elm Street like eventually, Freddy Krueger became like a jokester and had his little like bits and stuff. Yeah, that's what I felt like this is
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like, Okay, let me open with a little stand up. comedic relief before we talk about gruesome horror shooting. Yeah, like, fucking awful, dude. I mean, like, granted, I honestly, I just don't listen to him talk most of the time because, I don't know pretty much that presidents
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most presidents fucking suck.
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But that was do they usually laugh that much? Especially when it's a school shooting? The fuck? I don't know. I didn't know that they open addresses with stand up sometimes. Especially in a situation like this. I guess I'm gonna have to watch
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some of his other speeches now because yeah, Why was there so much laughter like yeah, it was really I almost want to like try to look up and triple check like was this real but I played this for you from a live
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ABC News Special Report. It's a from a segment from their live stream but
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like, have their opinions on it or like any comments or anything where people are like, What the fuck?
Unknown Speaker 9:28
I haven't looked haven't checked because this was like, just like a few minutes of like hour long video. So just like a small part and the rest was like about the actual shooting and stuff like that. But um, it's fucking weird. To what my friends list that's really conservative posted it and said something like,
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you know, this shouldn't be choking, blah, blah, blah. And I just didn't watch the video but yeah, I didn't think it would be that fun.
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and weird. Yeah, unless
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it's like, I feel like he just like got there. Kind of like, forgot where he was. And he was like, Oh, I'm on a stage. There's people.
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You have a microphone. I guess I just got to start cracking jokes. And let me slowly comes to realize like, Oh, I see a sign that says White House. Holy fuck. I'm in the White House. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 10:31
Oh yeah, that's kind I just feel like how has they goes? Sometimes?
Unknown Speaker 10:37
Do dude. And it's funny because there's that one part where he's like, oh, there's some good looking kids there. I'm like, Are you just feeding into because everybody says you're a pedophile bark. And he's just like, stand up give these kids a standing ovation.
Unknown Speaker 10:56
And our fucking her in this country.
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A weird look on his face, too. I can as the eyes. I hated that. Yeah, not happy about that.
Unknown Speaker 11:11
Um, wow. But just wow. So speaking of messed up government stuff. I guess I'll throw in just a quick trigger warning if nuclear weapon talk freaks anybody out.
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But
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Alyssa, how many nuclear weapons do you think have been lost in the US so far? Oh,
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billions.
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I mean, not really billions. But like
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1000s and 1000s? Probably, um, so probably.
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But the you, according to the ABC News Channel, 12. United States military leaders have admitted to losing six nuclear weapons since 1950.
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So that's just what we know about the 1000s and 1000s. And that's probably more accurate than what's submitted here. And
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we kind of give like, a number but we don't want him to really know.
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What's good. It's a nice even number. It's close to 533. I mean, six. Yeah. Well, if you add five, three and three, you get 11. minus
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something and you get six.
Unknown Speaker 12:39
I'm not don't make me math right now. My brain is very just right now.
Unknown Speaker 12:46
That was so weird. Ice cream.
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Documents. Oh, sorry. I was just when he was like, I got a whole freezer of it. Like,
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sorry, I know. He's like, do you want to go get some ice cream after this?
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Full upstairs. Oh, God. He's like the fucking the popsicle, man.
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Hey, cool kids back. You want to get some ice cream?
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For you to
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unseal documents show? That one is in the Mediterranean Sea two are in the Pacific Ocean, two in the Atlantic Ocean, and one is in eastern North Carolina. So the ones in the ocean they just like accidentally dropped them in the ocean. Do you know? Um, I don't know those ones offhand. I'm probably going to research them for another episode. Oh, cool. Um, but on today's episode, I'm just going to talk about the one in the eastern North Carolina. Oh, cool.
Unknown Speaker 13:57
So my resources just from this just come from a combination of ABCs new channels, news channel, 12. And Wikipedia. So I just kind of like jam some of that stuff together. And I call this the plutonium chillin in Goldsboro, North Carolina.
Unknown Speaker 14:18
Okay, so, in January of 1961, which was 62 years ago, the gold where the Goldsboro B 52 crash happened, which was a B 52 Bomber carrying to quote three to four megaton Mark 39 nuclear bombs, unquote, for Operation crammed down, which just entailed this plane being ready to strike with these bombs in case it was needed.
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The plane developed a fuel leak and it could not be saved. The co pilot Adam Maddox said that just after midnight
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On January 24 1961, the wings started to fall apart and Captain Steven Tullock called for all eight crew members to evacuate the plane. Unfortunately, two members went down with the plane. Oh, and six others made it out. But sadly, one died. Oh, Madox did not have an ejection seat. And he said, quote, either jump out the top and live in which no one had done at the time or crawl down and follow the navigators out. He went through one of the holes made by one of the projection seats and quotes I couldn't get out, I couldn't push myself out. I grayed out.
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And when I went out, I didn't feel a saying no movement. I'm here suspended in space, unquote. He landed safely near a farmhouse. And I think he had a parachute on.
Unknown Speaker 15:55
I'm pretty sure the article said he drifted. But it wasn't like pinpoint exactly like, told to me that he had a parachute on. It drifted like Vin Diesel.
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He's like I'm in Tokyo now but
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but I'm pretty sure he had one on but however, he is the only known pilot to get out of a B 52 Without an ejection seat. So I guess it was it was kind of a badass kind of thing that he did. And he could also see the two atomic bombs that they were carrying dropping out of the plane as he was falling out.
Unknown Speaker 16:32
Your likes. Yeah. So this is referred to as a Broken Arrow situation. That's what the military calls it when like shits gone south with a nuclear weapons. Oh my god. Wow. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 16:53
So one of the bombs had a parachute and floated to the ground. Sorry, it's a funny visual. No, it is. And it's also fucking terrifying. Yeah, it seems like a very fragile, delicate kind of thing. And it's just floating down. You know what, I'm just gonna say it these men running the country are fucking incompetent. And I think it's time that we give women a try. Let's just every country just make a bomb and make a nuclear bomb. It's fine. Ah.
Unknown Speaker 17:26
Um, so each of the bombs they had four safety switches on them, and in order for them to detonate them. All four of them had to be switched. So on the one that drifted down in the parachute,
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three of the four switches were activated.
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Yeah.
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Had the last one been activated, it would have been considered one of the worst manmade disasters in history. Holy shit. According to Lieutenant Jack Ravel, who was responsible for disarming and securing the bombs, claims.
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Quotes, the yield of each bomb was more than 250 times the destructive power of the Hiroshima bomb large enough to create a 100% kill zone within a radius of 8.5 miles and quote Oh, yeah.
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And he also recalled his sergeant saying to him, quote, Lieutenant, we found the arm safe switch. And I said great. He said not great. It's on arm.
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Thought that was like
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the other parachute did not work for the other new and it hit the ground in Wayne County at an estimated 700 miles per hour. Why it hasn't been seen since.
Unknown Speaker 18:54
So it just like went in the forest. Sure. So it landed in the spot. Oh,
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this was a little fun. Little, I guess fun part to interject into this terrifying story. We live in a fun country so I'm ready.
Unknown Speaker 19:11
But the area I landed in is just off a road called the Big Daddy lane.
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So yeah, that's the best name I've ever heard for a street name in my life.
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So it landed in this field and I think it kind of created kind of like a credit like a Oh, a big hole kind of like you know where it was at like an impact zone. But it didn't like you know explode.
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Reportedly, the military found the tale of the missing bomb and the detonators but not the actual warhead itself. Um, so they were trying to get to its but they eventually called off the search because it was in the this hole and
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there was like too much groundwater
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I just kept filling it in and filling it in and they just couldn't get to it. So they were just like,
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it's fine. It's
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Big Daddy lane now.
Unknown Speaker 20:12
What the fuck? That doesn't sound like a situation where you're like, I mean, it's covered in water. So it's probably fine. Like what's fine? We don't I mean, ask the have four of the switches switch to detonate. So it's, it's fine. But what if fishes end up living in the water and then they like hit the switch with their tails?
Unknown Speaker 20:37
Well, it's a it's not like in water anymore because it was like groundwater. So it's like the Oh, like a soft like, area. Okay, so it's just a field now and I can show you a picture in a second.
Unknown Speaker 20:52
Here actually, let me just read this part because it kind of describes it a little better.
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Most of the thermonuclear stage of the bomb was left in place, but the pits or core containing the uranium and plutonium, which is needed to trigger a nuclear nuclear explosion was removed. The United States Army Corps of Engineers purchased a 400 foot diameter circular easement over the buried component. The site is clearly visible as a circle of trees in the middle of a plowed field on Google Earth. Jamie shows a list of a picture from Google Maps. Oh, shit. That's
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huge.
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Town, so it's just this huge clump. And they're like, well, it's just kind of in this area. This big as the area. Yeah.
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And locals were told that this missing nuclear warhead was no threat to their safety. Wow, really? How surprising. Yeah, and it conveniently wouldn't be a problem. I'm kind of I don't know. I'm not like a nuclear scientist. But I just, I don't want to live that close to a no nuclear material. No, not at all. Like, I was concerned because, you know, all that stuff happened in Ohio with like that train derailment. And one, this was like, I don't know, maybe a couple months ago, but this train derailed and it spilled all these chemicals. And it got into a water supply in Ohio. And like the water had this weird, like oily sheen. And it was coming out of the taps like with little chunks in it and just like all this fucked up stuff. And they were like, it's fine to drink the water. And people made tic TOCs of them like boiling it and it did all this like weird shit. And they were like, it's fine. I think eventually, maybe they the local government or whatever said, you know, like, Hey, don't drink it. But yeah, it took them a little bit. Damn now we're gonna have like a live action oblongs series.
Unknown Speaker 23:18
Oh, wow, I haven't thought about that.
Unknown Speaker 23:21
Well, yeah, it's scary because I guess Ohio grows a lot of like grain and stuff. So it's all a little bit we're gonna be eating fucking chemical cereal. Ah, yeah. Fucking toxic goes. Yes. Um
Unknown Speaker 23:40
maybe I'm just gonna start trying to grow my own food. But hopefully putting things that rundown into my soil. What are you supposed to do nowadays? I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 23:53
It's fucking scaring
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and that's why I'm a Republican now.
Unknown Speaker 24:00
Thanks for that video. Joe Biden. I'm just gonna be a lawyer. I finally flipped the switch.
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Full Episodes, flipping that switch. Not really, but I love ice cream too. So I think I have true
Unknown Speaker 24:20
like Daddy Biden makes a good point. I do love mint chocolate chip. I do have a freezer full. Those are cool kids in the back over there.
Unknown Speaker 24:30
Like oh, some handsome children. Those are some stared out pan some children do a little turn from Oh, I
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wonder what you smell
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so the last little bit that I have is a local said quote that he was worried about the water but the health
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Department checked in, in on the water every now and then. And he also said they went several years haven't been out haven't complained. 90 Or you know his age 90 So I guess Okay, yeah, we had several people with cancer. I thought it might be related to it. I couldn't say it was.
Unknown Speaker 25:23
So yeah, it sounds like some people in the area have cancer, but they can't really confirm if it's related to that or not. And if you heard a little giggle I had it was just because I was reading the quote where you're just like, Well, okay, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:37
It's, it's funny to me when I'm reading that.
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But the campaign
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this is a fucking America's terrifying episode. I'm sorry. I'm feeling very like, just like when you leave, I'm just gonna sit here in silence and just like, think about the country. Yeah, it's scary.
Unknown Speaker 26:02
Yeah, I'm like, I think, too. Did you see? I mean, I know that this isn't like a real thing, but I kind of wish it was. They had President Camacho driving around South by Southwest.
Unknown Speaker 26:15
Oh, no, it didn't. He was like in the back of a truck and he was just, I'm assuming there's gonna be like a new Idiocracy movie or something like that or Camacho spin off, which is why they had it but yeah, they had him like in a truck downtown just like you know Camacho 2024 like running for president and I was like, fuck it at this point. Let's do it. Why not? Terry Crews would be the best fucking president we've ever had.
Unknown Speaker 26:41
I mean, he just seems like a good guy. I hope that there's not going to be some shit that comes out now that like I didn't know about but like him or Brendan Fraser would do a fine job like yeah, no, I trust Brendan Fraser. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:56
He just has such a kind face you know who should be our fucking president? Is our celebrity boyfriend Paul read it back to earlier. You know what, let's get let's just do wasn't he was what was he nominated like the hottest man from like, not time time doesn't do how to scan people. People
Unknown Speaker 27:20
we should just fucking have all those people run. Everyone who's won hottest man of the year.
Unknown Speaker 27:28
Maybe a woman in their
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period. It'll be crazy. If a hot woman ran I bet she would fucking win. I can see that. I mean, like that. People, like old Republican dudes that thought thought Sarah Palin was hot. They were just like, Gee, I want to fuck the president.
Unknown Speaker 27:51
elect her.
Unknown Speaker 27:55
I feel like there's so many jokes. I can come out here.
Unknown Speaker 27:58
Yeah, I'm gonna let you so hard.
Unknown Speaker 28:03
elect me congressmen.
Unknown Speaker 28:06
Stick your ballot in me.
Unknown Speaker 28:11
Either way, I need to ask Chris if he can find some like the Sarah Palin like smart stuff.
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So best at finding weird porns
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what does this say about him? Lots of great things. Hey, everybody, listen to the zero fun podcast. Yes. They're
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lots of fun. Get yourself a nice ice glass a mug mug. Load up episode of not nervous laughter will do that too. But also listen
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at the same time. Me we're probably gonna do a crossover episode. So you will be able to listen to us both at the same time. Oh, yeah, very easily be very nice. It will be fun. I'm going to request weird porn for when we do that. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 29:03
I don't know if I have any request but I'll just I'll just I'll just enjoy taking in what everyone's saying. I probably won't talk that much. I don't know why I'm planning this so far head
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my head
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I'll just listen it's fine.
Unknown Speaker 29:26
We can get another controller for you. It's okay. Like you know when someone comes over and there's a four player game and we'll
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go watch about will not be you at all. Yeah, that's gonna be a lot of fun
Unknown Speaker 29:46
so my story
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was a lot shorter than I thought. So we're gonna kind of round out the episode with a little bit of thrift store talk because we just came from one yes.
Unknown Speaker 30:00
Yeah, so we've had a good little routine. Like, whenever the car boys go out of town, we'll go see a movie. And then we've been going to the Savers over here, and I love this routine. I would like yeah, keep it um, yeah, I like it. That's fun. But yeah, we went today, and Alyssa almost got in trouble.
Unknown Speaker 30:25
I was scared. So the thrift store is like, around the corner from my house. So sometimes, like, I think I told Jay may have been like four days in a row. And I don't necessarily buy anything, even like 50% of the time. I just like to go look, because you never fucking know. You could find like, a unicorn item that you've always wanted. Yeah, just never know. You're gonna need to get those numbers up. They will listen, I need you to go more.
Unknown Speaker 30:53
I'm going to try I should go twice a day. I would if I had all the time in the world. But
Unknown Speaker 30:59
I had been yesterday and so I was like, showing her this clock that I kind of wanted. And I thought it would be cute for the kitchen. And it was like a big like, sunny side up egg. At least that's what I think it was. I don't know. I actually was
Unknown Speaker 31:15
like, look, and I dropped it in the most awkward way. And like fumbled trying to catch it. And when they picked it up, it was like broken.
Unknown Speaker 31:28
I felt really bad. She was like, should I should I bring this to someone or I was like just put on the show
Unknown Speaker 31:39
I should have taken it to somebody but
Unknown Speaker 31:43
I don't know, I was scared. It's not a valid excuse.
Unknown Speaker 31:50
When I have broken things in the past, I've gotten to find people
Unknown Speaker 31:59
going to the grocery store, like late at night, and I was a little under the influence. And for some reason I was looking at, like the sardines that were in a glass.
Unknown Speaker 32:13
Fucking drop.
Unknown Speaker 32:16
That's like the worst fucking thing to drop. It smells so bad, bad dude. Like, I just stood there stunned for a second. And I went in.
Unknown Speaker 32:29
Because, of course, I couldn't just leave it and I was like, Oh, I dropped
Unknown Speaker 32:35
our jar. It exploded.
Unknown Speaker 32:39
I could just tell they're like, you fucking bitch. Like, okay, thank you.
Unknown Speaker 32:48
One time I picked up a 12 pack of sodas and one of them fell out and hit the ground
Unknown Speaker 32:58
I think I talked about the time already. Yeah, when I spilled them McDonald's drink on myself. I stuck my finger through it.
Unknown Speaker 33:07
Um, I do remember when I worked at a grocery store, though. Some people would damage some of the stuff on purpose. Because once a sandwich, it has to go to the back. Like, some people would just damage it on purpose. So they could just like get it for free.
Unknown Speaker 33:22
Like, customers, people that I worked with, like Yeah, so like, I'll do whatever. But I never took any of it because I was like,
Unknown Speaker 33:31
yeah.
Unknown Speaker 33:36
And quick little tangents since we have a little bit of time to fill in. When I did work at the grocery store. What was it called instead of Piggly Wiggly Oh, no, it was rouses. Oh, yeah. The Louisiana grocery store chain. That's not just in Louisiana.
Unknown Speaker 33:56
But yeah, so I worked there when I was in high school. And a lot of high schoolers did and it was one of those places that hired other teenagers to manage teenagers.
Unknown Speaker 34:07
That go wrong. Yeah, it was fucking dumb. I have lots of complaints on that. But there was a one of the like, front end managers that was an actual like adult.
Unknown Speaker 34:19
And so everyone at school kind of like knew who was kind of cool that works there. And then people would just kind of talk about him and stuff to kind of character and someone made a song about
Unknown Speaker 34:31
a rat rap. So
Unknown Speaker 34:34
I'm gonna have to bleep the name out. It's very, very very, very short, but it's fantastic.
Unknown Speaker 34:40
I give Ryan credit for this last name pool. It's it has a that might throw me off sorry. So it has its own kind of like be okay.
Unknown Speaker 34:51
Yo, it's your boy.
Unknown Speaker 34:54
Working not the rouses breaking into houses. Just kidding about that.
Unknown Speaker 35:00
Second one, but the other one I really, really love
Unknown Speaker 35:10
did the beep person know about the song? Oh, no, I don't think so. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 35:16
Um, yeah, I, um, I think I like took them off everything because I thought it was becoming an adult. In hindsight, I was like, this is weird that this manager has all these, like,
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teenagers on social media. Yeah, so I just was like, Nope, that's a very good idea. Yeah. Um, so yeah, that song just pops into my head all the time. And this thrift store supermarket kind of talk got me thinking about it again.
Unknown Speaker 35:49
You know, what I've found twice now at the Savers over here is earns and you were really one of the pet. Yeah, that's like, I assume that happens because someone's like clearing out a deceased person's house or something. But just like, fuck, at least look what you're putting in the donation box and just decide like, hey, maybe this should just be burned or go in the trash or like, be buried like anything to be resold. I don't know. It's weird. It's fucking weird. If anything, like the cremains come in a little bag. They're not just like in the urn, like willy nilly.
Unknown Speaker 36:31
Why wouldn't you at least like take the bag out of the urn? If you wanted to get rid of it and just dump it in the yard? Why don't you check if Lutz had ashes on them? The Pit one did not. Which I would like to think that maybe they just got a new urn for the pet.
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The other one that definitely looks human or in like, it was like, screwed shut. Okay. Like, I thought some urns were sealed. Yeah, for some reason, but I guess that is the thing. Usually you can open them again. But yeah, I had like screws in the bottom and I shook it and it didn't feel like anything. But yeah, this is like a whole thing that I've encountered on tick tock. I'll see it every I don't know. Every little while. Somebody's like, Oh, I found Thomas at the thrift store. And I brought him home with me and they just like open it and pull out the fucking ashes. I don't know if I would want to because they're if they're at a thrift store, maybe they're like a shit person. Like, I don't know if I want to. Yeah, take that home with me. Yeah, like I don't know if I really believe in like ghosts and stuff. But also, I don't know if I would want to bring a random person's like remains until I house yeah, it's just like, just a creepy feeling. Just a dead person's body just put me in the ground. Put me in one of those like seed pods like grows a tree or something. Like, don't try to like, maintain and store my body or something. Like,
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just let me like, go back to the earth, I guess. Or I didn't come from the earth. They came from my mom. But you know what I mean? But like
Unknown Speaker 38:18
I think some games and stuff I've been playing or just have been very much like that, like me, let's go back to where we came from.
Unknown Speaker 38:30
Another thrift store thing that I think is super weird is when people donate picture frames with the pictures of their family still in it. I'm always like, I want to fucking know I want to know the backstory. Like What Did grandma do to where you were just like, fuck this old bitch. And just got rid of it. I want to know every detail. I mean, I guess it could be a thing of like, yeah, no, there's no family left to state sale type of thing. I like the story though. Yeah. I want to know everything about those situations. Like someone's bitch ass grandma died. And they were just like, fuck this bitch. I'm gonna rage donate everything without even looking at it. And then I come along and I'm like, this is the best
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boy
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or they just really really wanted to be stock photo
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rolls. I can't see that
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model we should do that we should like like print out some pictures. Like some picture frames I'm probably not going to use because you know I do. I just bought a ship.
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And now I'm buying a shit ton of planters. I'm
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buying stuff like that might be my new stress coping mechanism. at the thrift store. It's just well depending on which thrift store. It's usually a pretty affordable hobby. The
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Jaime and I were talking while we were in there about how sometimes they like to randomly Mark shit way up like, yeah, like stuff that you would just I think you said this to like buy new from Target and it's like the same price. Yeah, like crazy. They get greedy. And another thing I've noticed is that I'm
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like kind of older stuff
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that could maybe go for some money on eBay, though almost like make it the price that it would be on eBay. Oh, really? Yeah. Because I think they know there's a lot of resellers and stuff. Oh, yeah. There might be like a handful of items that they are just like, super familiar with.
Unknown Speaker 40:40
But they can like look up everything that comes through. Yeah, it's, it's crazy, like savers usually isn't too bad. And if you donate stuff, you can get a 20% off coupon. So that's what I usually do. I'll like, kind of have a bag going and then just take it and I get my little coupon. Nice. But yeah, have you been to Goodwill recently? No, not in a while. It is super fucking expensive. Really? Everything? Yeah, you might as well buy it new. Yeah, it wasn't like a year or two ago. And because I would always go look at the electronics. I always like to look at the products at thrift stores and goodwill does not have very good prices on their own electronics. I'm just like, Why? Why God dammit.
Unknown Speaker 41:27
Like, they're just now becoming just like normal price kind of stuff. For sure. I remember one of the times we went to savers there was this tray I picked up and you're like, I think was like three or four bucks. You can get that at the dollar store. And I was like, Oh, shit. Why? Yeah, they love taking Dollar Tree stuff and making it like $5 Not to say that there aren't some good deals like I feel like I got some good stuff. Like, I got a fucking Young Living backpack for 10 bucks. Hell yeah, it will match the Young Living mugs that I purchased from another thrift store. Oh, we'll never give them money directly. But I just I don't know why I like having like MLM branded merch.
Unknown Speaker 42:13
It's funny to pretend to be like a Boss Babes. Because it's just fun. To me. It's just like, I don't know. It's like kind of the same thing as like having like a serial killer on my shirt or like a movie. Or maybe serial killer was a weird thing to start with.
Unknown Speaker 42:32
You know, just some kind of like franchise you enjoy. And I love reading about MLMs so that's just a fun. That's a fun thing for me, but
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I feel like some people are gonna think I'm in MLM if I'm not careful.
Unknown Speaker 42:47
You know, look, email me. I mean, is it because I don't have blonde hair anymore?
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Actually, maybe Yeah, maybe.
Unknown Speaker 42:57
Now I have bangs. If I do go back to blonde. Oh, God, I'm gonna start like, No, I mean, like, you wear a bunch of metal shirts and stuff. So I don't think even with blonde hair. People would think you were in an MLM. I wouldn't. Cool, cool.
Unknown Speaker 43:13
One day, we'll have an MLM episode for you. Because there are many with many shady people. I can't remember if it was Young Living or do taro or doTERRA whoever the fuck you say it, but I'm one of their like top earners like a double diamond
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earner.
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You Yeah, they bring in like a million dollars a year or whatever, from exploiting people. It's crazy. But one of those chicks like ended up leaving the company and said something about how there were like demons in the company about how shoe on a dog. I think I heard about that. Yeah, there's so much weird shit with MLMs and then we're also gonna get into like pit bull and MLMs Yes. And
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I've also been watching like a lot of like sister wife and Duggar stuff. And there's some of the Sister Wives are pretty big and tell them all um, stuff. I know about one of them. Yeah. So I'm so excited to get into that. I don't know when we'll be doing it. But we'll be. It's on our list with lots of like, bullet points.
Unknown Speaker 44:25
Yeah, I need to stop being like Oh, yeah. Oh, I have this ready. And we'll do this next week. Because like a while back when we were talking about VC Andrews I was like, Oh, I'll do an episode on her next week. And I like set it on the episode and then I never did so. I haven't forgotten but sometimes I'm like, super motivated and excited. Yes. And then a week is shitty. And then you're like, oh, fuck, I didn't do the thing I was supposed to do. And then you're like, wait, I need to get my life back together first. And then it's like,
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oh,
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so bear with us. Hello.
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listeners we really enjoy doing the research and putting the stuff together but sometimes we fall short kind of like this episode we didn't the house I thought it was going to be longer but it wasn't
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do the Joe Biden thing
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that was the craziest thing I've seen in a long fucking time. We'll have to maybe just do like a whole segment I don't know if we could do like a whole episode on him but now know what will cycle back through to him and some like political stuff sometime.
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Be I guess that wraps up this episode.
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I guess we gave you guys some things to look forward to for some future episodes. And yeah, we are excited. Send us your pictures of weird stuff. Do you find that the thrift store? Yeah, we live for those.
Unknown Speaker 45:56
One day, I'll see if I can get on Reddit and find some stories that other people have written about weird shit because sorry, one more weird thing. I just remembered that I saw. It's cool. I remember
Unknown Speaker 46:10
that savors over there? Well, I'll back up and explain what it is first. So at funeral homes usually have like a showroom for the caskets and you can get these little things that go like in the lid. So when the lids open, it's just a little insert you pop it in there and it's like, beloved mother like going home, like
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stupid bitch. But they have like these little
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it's kind of like a long rectangle. But for display purposes, though, like cut it in half. And just have it like, tacked up on the wall or whatever. Not tacked up. It looks nice. You know what I mean?
Unknown Speaker 46:56
But I went to savers. I wish I would have fucking bought this. They had some of those in the store. Like those samples. Oh, and I wish I would have fucking bottom. Maybe you'll come across some of them again.
Unknown Speaker 47:11
Maybe someone? Yeah, I just need to go every day. But yeah, it was so weird. Because I I feel like if you didn't know what they were maybe they would just be like a nice oh
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above the live laugh love. Yeah, like, Oh, Mom, I got this thing for Mother's Day.
Unknown Speaker 47:36
Um, the thing I remembered and have not come across these, but I've seen it in like the Facebook groups that's like, the second weird second hand finds that I couldn't. I couldn't put back or whatever. But um, those items made out of throw up.
Unknown Speaker 47:52
What is like resin cast throw up, I guess. And it's like a lot or like, a table or some other piece of this. It's really grounds.
Unknown Speaker 48:07
I'll have to find some pictures and send it to you. But I have a lot of questions. I guess you have to make yourself bar for do you barf and you just like save it in the freezer. So you're ready, if this is like by a specific artist or something, but I do know that there are people that like, basically get paid to throw up. I don't know if this is related to that. But I just remember seeing on TV a long time ago, the segment about this guy that was just like I'm a professional poker. And I guess there were just times they needed a guy to throw up and so you'd get paid like 20 bucks or whatever. You can say that just be the puke guy.
Unknown Speaker 48:49
Yeah, like if you had a stressful presentation you're making you could hire the puke guy. If he needed some extra time or something. Yeah, yeah. Or they just you know, need like someone in the background of a movie to throw up or I don't know why lots of cases are like unconventional, though. Yeah, true, but some people like the real true
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but also I think he said it was also like a kink for some people. So it's like oh, let me throw up on ubitx
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It's been one of those things from the funeral home
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puke on me from Heaven
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puke from up above
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Rain on me
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um, but yeah, I think I think that will do it fat heads.
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Oh, I was gonna ask you something about
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the movie we watched but I don't remember what but there were so many funny parts there was
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especially when she was like baby birding Oh my god. Yes. Maybe.
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Oh, which made me think I was like
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that's why they showed the clueless camera social because that's where it links because Alicia Silverstone baby birds and then she baby birds was
Unknown Speaker 51:16
clueless. Oh, no, not in clueless. The actress baby birds her son.
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Okay, like, that's the last the link like I forgot about the baby bird