Alyssa found some sexy green M&M merch. Make the green m&m sexy again! What’s the Liver King been up to? Jamie has the answer followed up with an up-tate from Alyssa. Light up a cigar and get ready for some alpha male cringe!
Alyssa found some sexy green M&M merch. Make the green m&m sexy again! What’s the Liver King been up to? Jamie has the answer followed up with an up-tate from Alyssa. Light up a cigar and get ready for some alpha male cringe!
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Liver King Videos:
Say Hello To My Little Friend: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpsdw0opyFY/
Hollywood Blvd.: https://www.instagram.com/p/CnhhWk6vfJ_/
Mean Tweets: https://www.instagram.com/p/CpdH1MhpsU5/
Making a Fire with Shotgun & Family: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cpai9pRpBsA/
Chef Prepared Meal: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpYkxNLPTkv/
My Strange Addiction Episodes:
Addicted to Raw Meat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTeHRwouHjc&t=276s
Addicted to Drinking Blood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95MjSTotC4
Unknown Speaker 0:00
Jamie I don't know how familiar you are with tick tock live. It's where creators can just do like a live streaming thing. And they have different things where you can use like your real money to buy like little roses and coin like tomato people. Yeah. Well, they have different ones where it'll like put something on somebody's face like a little hat or just different things like this I was just flipping through and I saw this random guys live. And he was crying about something with this kid. Somebody just like a thing, and it puts sunglasses on
Unknown Speaker 1:07
Think about that? Oh, man, that's some not where you turn to for comfort. Oh, man, I love the internet
Unknown Speaker 1:27
Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
Unknown Speaker 1:30
Welcome, everybody.
Unknown Speaker 1:31
You can come here for comfort. Yes,
Unknown Speaker 1:34
we won't put fake digital sunglasses on you. Unless you want us to. Then we can.
Unknown Speaker 1:39
Yeah, I could do that. Yeah, let us know. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:43
maybe if we ever have a Patreon that can be one of the things we can like edit.
Unknown Speaker 1:52
Okay, cool.
Unknown Speaker 1:57
Um, we just need to make a Patreon first.
Unknown Speaker 2:00
Yes. Tell all your friends about our podcast because I'm sure they would. Everybody would want like sunglasses photoshopped on him? Right? I mean, why would we come
Unknown Speaker 2:11
in FTS, and then everyone can? Oh yeah, it looks worse. Nothing. Oh, yeah. I'm speaking of Tik Tok sexy shoes go click clack and sexy shoes.
Unknown Speaker 2:26
The green m&m baby. So last, unless our last episode, Jamie got me that awesome sexy green m&m mug.
Unknown Speaker 2:38
Don't make me believe.
Unknown Speaker 2:42
And I was like, Oh, I gotta find some other m&m merch.
Unknown Speaker 2:49
So in previous episodes, we came across the flashlight. The green m&m Flashlight. Yes,
Unknown Speaker 2:54
the very homemade the mug that Jamie got me was an actual m&m license product which is crazy.
Unknown Speaker 3:04
Flashlight is not official license.
Unknown Speaker 3:08
Anyway. This one I've sent Jamie on Messenger before but it's the m&m and she has little kisses all around her and it says the rumors are true.
Unknown Speaker 3:25
girl
Unknown Speaker 3:27
she's sassy. And I thought there would be more stuff like that because the please don't beg to me. That's pretty. Yeah, pretty dirty. product but yeah.
Unknown Speaker 3:42
The only other
Unknown Speaker 3:44
thing that I really found I guess her tagline is I melt for no one. So I found some random stuff. But yeah, nothing really interesting. I did find a couple shirts on Etsy. One of these are I really want to buy these or not. I might know
Unknown Speaker 4:06
what it is. And I put it on a ideas for gifts wishlist.
Unknown Speaker 4:16
Start out with the one that I think is less funny, and then I'll read the good one. So I had to Google what the seven was. Oh, oh, explain it.
Unknown Speaker 4:28
Learn something. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 4:30
I'm about to learn. So it's a really shitty green m&m But I don't know where they got this art from but she her first. It's like a an off brand. The grocery store brand. Yeah. Like
Unknown Speaker 4:48
to just avoid any kind of copyright infringement.
Unknown Speaker 4:54
She doesn't look right. And it says the green m&m Is my fin Daum. which I had to look at. So I guess that's, like financially dominant, like some people get off on like having their money controlled
Unknown Speaker 5:19
green m&m Is that which sounds like an awesome job because it's the kind of thing where like, your person will be like, I need new shoes buy me this and that you have to like do stuff for them. I'm like, hell yeah, I should do that for a job.
Unknown Speaker 5:35
It's like a assistant or something.
Unknown Speaker 5:39
But with a weird sex overtone, I don't want to be involved in that. So 60s, slap them on the book. So I saved the best for last. It's the green green m&m, and it says, I got my first Boehner from the green. I was gonna try to get you for good.
Unknown Speaker 6:07
But now I can't. I still can.
Unknown Speaker 6:11
Oh, man, if I don't buy it first. I'm just like looking at this and like, I really need this shirt.
Unknown Speaker 6:17
I'm so glad that I knew you needed it.
Unknown Speaker 6:21
Because it's her like bursting through a brick wall like the Kool Aid man. And I love it. And she also looks a little bit off to like, in this She kind of has teeth which is weird. I feel like she normally doesn't have teeth. Let me that's actually
Unknown Speaker 6:43
yeah, I don't think she does. Um, I have a gift ideas list. Oh, man. Looks like one of them got removed. But yeah, one is that T shirt where she's busting for the wall. And the other one is a green hat that says make the green m&m sexy again. But the hat was like stupid expensive, and it doesn't look like it's for sale anymore. So
Unknown Speaker 7:07
maybe we can find a embroidery service to make it for us. Ooh, we can imagine once and we could get
Unknown Speaker 7:15
anything custom.
Unknown Speaker 7:19
Yeah, I love that Boehner t shirt. So awesome.
Unknown Speaker 7:24
I saw a review when I saw it. I'm so honored. There was also this other mug I came across. It was like a m&ms a Valentine's Day mug. And it's it's like a sexy red like light red, dark red kind of gradient background. And it just has like the green m&m like laying sexy with like a boa and holding a rose. And on the other side and cursive it says green so if I didn't give you a boner. Well, well, you know,
Unknown Speaker 8:02
it also gives me a boner. Eating sticks of butter and pounds of meat. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 8:10
Speaking of all speaking of boners pounds of meat. Yeah. So yeah, I just wanted to do some little live working updates, you know.
Unknown Speaker 8:26
That's my man Lee roars.
Unknown Speaker 8:30
So I have a few Instagram videos to show you. Because I just wanted to go just see what he was up to. And it was basically like, there was just some different videos of him just like taking ice baths. Drinking blood.
Unknown Speaker 8:47
Just a full cup of blood or
Unknown Speaker 8:50
like he was like it's fresh from the source and like, I guess it was just like dripping down from like an animal that he just like, slit open or something.
Unknown Speaker 9:00
Right. I feel like that's how you get a bunch of weird parasites. But yeah, I think
Unknown Speaker 9:07
Oh, and
Unknown Speaker 9:11
there was one where he was doing push ups in front of cows that just had some songs playing and it's just like a cattle cow behind them and he's just doing push ups and it's just almost like they're like What what are you doing? And of course like smoking cigars and what hours? Yeah, he smokes a lot of cigars. Oh, I
Unknown Speaker 9:37
wouldn't think that he would think that would be healthy.
Unknown Speaker 9:41
That's true.
Unknown Speaker 9:43
Yeah, but ya know, he's smokes a lot of cigar
Unknown Speaker 9:46
Wow. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 9:48
There's there's like one where he's like shooting a gun and smoking a cigar. One word, like coming out of the water smoking.
Unknown Speaker 9:57
Cigars. Oh, well,
Unknown Speaker 9:59
it's not I don't think he's
Unknown Speaker 10:00
like oh he's
Unknown Speaker 10:01
like in that moment but like yeah he just like comes out of the waters like rivals sir but you know his thing Bravo's want to know so yeah highly recommend going to check out his Instagram but if you have a few a few videos here that we can listen to today
Unknown Speaker 10:21
okay little friend loud shotgun shots give me your level that's give me
Unknown Speaker 10:39
he looks so gross I'm not trying to body shame people but he's just like I think it's more than I just know about him and that he's a douche and not just like make some extra not attractive. Yeah. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 10:53
and just to describe what Alyssa is talking about. He's shirtless in this video wearing what looks like read swim trunks and like a Was that like a rabbit or squirrel on his head?
Unknown Speaker 11:05
Some kind of almost looks like the the Cuban on shaman like some kind of like animal headdress.
Unknown Speaker 11:12
He's doing like fuck What does that called when they raided the White House? Treason not direct insurrection? Storming Yeah, start storming the castle bounding or whatever, you know, like Disneybounding and stuff and he's just doing the cut little cosplay.
Unknown Speaker 11:34
smoking a cigar I guess. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 11:37
So he's smoking a cigar. Shooting a shotgun. Just the ban primal. Now those primals do VO and the next one. Just to preface that he's again shirtless?
Unknown Speaker 11:55
Everywhere Sure.
Unknown Speaker 11:57
Yeah, just all the videos just assume he's not wearing a shirt because it's probably not wearing a shirt. Okay. Okay, fat heads. He's a liver king. He doesn't have to. So yeah, again, like swim trunks looking things and he has like a little jar of little liver pieces, I guess. And he's talking down Hollywood Boulevard.
Unknown Speaker 12:19
What up primal? We're here at the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Looking for the most primal stars. Check this out. Godzilla. You get some liver. The rock you get some liver. Bruce Lee you get some liver it's official we found it. Liver is the routine you get some liver
Unknown Speaker 12:54
Joe Rogan you get some liver I hate that so much.
Unknown Speaker 13:03
I clipped out one before he showed us OnStar so I didn't know that happened. Quick Google sanity check. Yeah, he's yeah love working is not listed on the Hollywood Yeah, yeah, he's not listed cool. It's fake. I assumed it was what it was like
Unknown Speaker 13:24
liver king would give us fake news prime I got some major secondhand embarrassment they're like Dude why is he wasting the liver to get
Unknown Speaker 13:40
food on the hot California sidewalk? Oh, I imagine like they had to like wait until they're like wasn't a ton of people buy or they found a spot where they're like wasn't allowed tourists because he was just like embarrassed to do it. I
Unknown Speaker 14:00
got I just really got me like I feel so uncomfortable anytime anybody just like makes a spectacle of the selves like that. It's embarrassing to me, but Oh, that was the meat and the loudness and
Unknown Speaker 14:20
the shirtlessness.
Unknown Speaker 14:24
Kurds had
Unknown Speaker 14:27
he is a backwards hat guy but just like elevates the douche level.
Unknown Speaker 14:30
Yeah, like sometimes I'll wear a backwards hat. Like when we went to that party and I got really drunk. I just like change my hat to being backwards. But joke mode joke mode but it just depends on your personality. If you're cool and you work backwards hat it's fine. But guys like him I'm just like, Oh, he's worn a fucking back. Yeah, what a dope
Unknown Speaker 14:57
man. It just emphasizes the there Do Sheena's Yeah, but if you're not a douche Yes, like you pass a test you put a backwards cap on and you can tell immediately whether someone has that douche bag it's
Unknown Speaker 15:13
a douche double standard Yeah, he does not pass
Unknown Speaker 15:19
let's see let's see what else I got for for this so another Instagram we got I don't know if there might be a more like a longer length video of this somewhere but they did like a liver King reads mean tweets video which I feel like it was just them trying to do like damage control regardless.
Unknown Speaker 15:41
Like see he's like a cool guy. Yeah roll with the punches
Unknown Speaker 15:46
and if you don't know what he did we do have a older episode where we talk about all the liver King stuff. Um, but yeah, here's
Unknown Speaker 15:54
here's that video. Oh no.
Unknown Speaker 15:58
Why are your legs so small ever King? I don't know if I'm gonna like this the segment. I was wanting to know. Why don't you cut that's what he asked mop. Level queen is going to cut the sweaty athma with a machete. Yes, take advice from the village idiot lied to brainless idiots and take their money down and done. This has to suck going through life as a smelly five foot two Hobbit moron. All of that is actually true. Except them five foot seven. These are the meanest tweets we can find. Lever Kings game started to look like an old baseball glove. Okay, I kind of liked that one. Smelly midget used car salesmen teaching his kids how to sell BS just like him. Tiny Brian is going to make some shrink a ton of money when those kids finally need to seek help. King douchebag I think it would help if I maybe actually was offended by some of this stuff. Don't ever show your face and United Kingdom ever again. You disrespectful meatloaf. Meatloaf. That's a compliment. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 17:16
He is a fucking meatloaf. And that shouldn't be a compliment because it's just like a bunch of shitty ground beef and ketchup.
Unknown Speaker 17:25
You that was I liked hearing the tweets. But I feel like those usually the person that they're about reading them is like funny and makes it you know, but he was just like reading them and it was like, oh, okay,
Unknown Speaker 17:42
so don't hurt my feelings.
Unknown Speaker 17:44
Just like made it really lame. Like, hopefully one day we'll get famous enough to have people do mean tweets about us. And it Oh, Jamie's like
Unknown Speaker 17:57
we might have to add different ideas. Mean thanks. But not me, because I'm going to cry.
Unknown Speaker 18:06
I mean, would it? Cry it some of them but like, also, I feel like if somebody wrote stuff about it, we would be able to make it like funny, but he was just I am actually five, seven. Next. Yeah, it just wasn't good.
Unknown Speaker 18:25
What do you still mean this one you guys couldn't? Okay, well, you're still tough.
Unknown Speaker 18:31
You know, he's probably like, really sensitive about his height. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 18:35
so I was thinking it's I'm curious if Pete even is five, seven. Yeah, but now. We can just call him short. And I guess I'll just keep feeling bad about it and correcting it
Unknown Speaker 18:48
too. That means he's only an inch taller than me. That's a weird thing to think about.
Unknown Speaker 18:53
Oh, if he is 50570570 Okay, well, it's five two, he's like my height so
Unknown Speaker 19:04
Oh, and we're not height shaming anyone. It's just funny that he's like, I feel like he's one of those guys that would be really upset about it. He probably
Unknown Speaker 19:15
like plasters his height on his dating profile. Like he's like yeah.
Unknown Speaker 19:22
Have you seen those fucking videos where they'll ask a guy how tall he is. And then he'll say and they're like, Oh, can we measure you it's this one chick that doesn't and I would say a good is 25 to 40% of the guys are like now you can't measure me
Unknown Speaker 19:47
you're gonna say guys that just lying about their height? I mean, obviously those guys did but like straight up not letting themselves be measured.
Unknown Speaker 19:54
I'll have to find some of those for the podcast Instagram but yeah, there's there's some guys But tell the truth. But yeah, a lot of them is just like their awkward interaction and oh so bad. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 20:08
we don't hate shame. It's kings tall kings short Queens tall queens.
Unknown Speaker 20:17
Sure, liver kings dams. Day them's
Unknown Speaker 20:21
sexy shoot m&ms. Non psychotic. She will shoot
Unknown Speaker 20:31
off the candy in America God dammit. Um, let's see what I have a couple more videos. This one is him bonding with his family.
Unknown Speaker 20:49
Oh no.
Unknown Speaker 20:54
They're just out at night and then he starts a bonfire with a shotgun. So what's that?
Unknown Speaker 21:02
primals we're out here at Liberty King Ranch. Doing what we do best ancestral tenant nine bonding with my family. But that doesn't mean you can't light it the fuck out. Loud gunshot
Unknown Speaker 21:20
so uncomfortable right now. Are they saying? Yeah, boy,
Unknown Speaker 21:24
I have no idea little boy. I don't.
Unknown Speaker 21:28
Chips Ahoy.
Unknown Speaker 21:29
Attaboy.
Unknown Speaker 21:32
jerk off the toy Oh, the kids look like they don't want to be there. Sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. I just had to like Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 21:42
It's like his family is wearing matching camo stuff. And he's in those same red shorts and the head de animal had Driss. That was fucking weird.
Unknown Speaker 21:54
Yeah. Like, how do you as a spouse, just like sit there and just be like, this is fine. This is my life. Like, yeah, kids. That's totally okay. The kids are just sitting there like, What the fuck? Like, my parents are? fucking insane.
Unknown Speaker 22:15
That one was, I wonder if he use some Tannerite like the gender reveal people? Oh, it really did explode. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 22:24
maybe he did. Can you imagine what his gender reveals? Or like? You have to like rip open and deer
Unknown Speaker 22:35
around the like the heart. But I could also see his wife and him being like, so crunchy that they were just not they feel like the scan is gonna give the baby brain cancer. Oh, we can't find out.
Unknown Speaker 22:53
Yeah, um, no, I don't have a video of this. But another one of the videos I came across it was kind of kinda like what you pointed out before when we were talking about liver king when I was talking about like, the the man and the wife stuff and he's been on podcast like talking about that stuff ago. Just kind of like, well, you know, the woman is supposed to do like nourishing and this and that and blah, blah, blah. And like, you know, so we're like Soul bonded? Like, I'm like, Oh, are you in a way saying that you don't like gay people or by just like way too much. But I feel like the way it was very specifically worded kind of felt like only a man kind of thing. Yeah. But we all know that he's a stupid idiot. Let's see what the last video is.
Unknown Speaker 23:47
primal need to know how hard this crazy lever King surf lineup works on Saturday
Unknown Speaker 23:56
night on a nice dinner we have a 12 foot 110 pound Python. I know this because I was one that caught myself. We caught this at Liberty kings house because it's so fresh. We went ahead and make the sashimi style which means we're gonna eat it raw. Python is known for having some of the best tasting fat in the world to eat raw. So we're really going to enjoy that. With all of our dinners. We're gonna have our raw testicles, raw liver and raw bone marrow because that's going to boost testosterone. If we're not men have to do that. Do some favorite get yourself a bottle of Queen. Just kidding. Get to the bottom of key doesn't have everything on this plate to boost testosterone. For our size. We're gonna have our brains ox hills and we're gonna have some quickly seared leg of lamb in a chimichurri sauce. And of course we have our carbs for the kiddos and with every dinner we're gonna have are they working bar now on top of it that's what we're having for dinner tonight. Larry King chef my note out
Unknown Speaker 24:47
that was really fucking weird.
Unknown Speaker 24:50
Yeah, and just gonna say pretty sure that guy did not fucking catch that's me.
Unknown Speaker 24:57
Yeah, so liver K. thing was wearing a goofy hat and sitting in front of this like huge coiled up Python that had an orange in its mouth. And he has like a plaid vest on like a very low cut vest. So sure.
Unknown Speaker 25:14
Technically not shirtless on this one, but it still exposes enough. underneath. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:23
It's primal man boobs. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:25
I like how in that there's a lot of other videos like this where it's like, so in this video, it's it's set out on a table and just has like, all the stuff that the chef chef line will put out for families to eat. And they always have potatoes and you're like potatoes for the kids. Just like men don't eat this shit. Potatoes
Unknown Speaker 25:57
um, so yeah, that's, I think that's all the Instagram videos that I have. But yeah, it's definitely worth like, going to going to check out yourself if you're interested because I was just like scrolling through some of them. And it's just like, Why? Why? And it seems like he's kind of putting more out
Unknown Speaker 26:20
since he's got to win people back. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:23
And, and one of them he mentioned like my videographer. So I don't know how long he's had a videographer. But he's like doing like regular uploads and like working with a team now. I'm sure you had a team before. Oh, yeah. But like, it seems like a lot of these things are being a little more carefully crafted. Yeah. Or
Unknown Speaker 26:43
so. I wonder if he's still taken all the roads and everything now that they got caught? Oh, I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah, like it's gonna stop. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 26:52
don't think he can at this point. Like, probably like physically, but also like, he has to keep rolling and keep selling products and like what his body go, so he's probably gonna lie about
Unknown Speaker 27:06
it again. One thing I really liked about the video was chef Lionel's you know, they're talking about eating all these things to boost their tea and the chef's like, Yeah, and if you don't, you can take these Queen supplements like you're a fucking girl.
Unknown Speaker 27:24
Like, just kidding. I'm kidding. But it's all think. Oh, sorry. Good. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 27:29
I just gotta say like, that fuckin whole line of insults. Like you throw like a girl or whatever. I'm just like, okay, like you're supposed to be these manly men like Do you not like girls? Do you think they're bad? Girls is
Unknown Speaker 27:50
like, just fuck dudes, if you want to at all.
Unknown Speaker 27:56
Like you in chef line. Oh, can ya get it on on top of vinyl?
Unknown Speaker 28:01
Do it on top of the Python needs to make some fan art.
Unknown Speaker 28:10
Um, and kind of see your point of like, the supplement thing. So I don't know if he knows this, but he's actually getting sued. For how much I think it's like $25 million.
Unknown Speaker 28:27
Oh, shit, I wouldn't think he would be worth that much. I mean, I guess it makes sense that he is but
Unknown Speaker 28:33
damn. Yeah, I don't I don't I don't know if he's worth that much. I don't know if that's like how much this person's actually going to get. Um, I almost feel like it might kind of go into a settlement kind of thing. But I'm not like big brain on this stuff. Let me just double check the price real quick. Yeah, so like one of the one of the parts of the document it says that they're entitled to, like, different like damages fees, court cost reimbursements, things like that. trial attorneys fees, says but reasonably believed to exceed the sum of $25 million. So that's what they're suing for. The guy from New York is suing for oh, so
Unknown Speaker 29:21
did river liver King, like rip him off? Or does the product have carcinogen?
Unknown Speaker 29:26
So I will absolutely jump into that right now. So just to just kind of a quick overview of the of the lawsuit. It's basically just like, false advertising and just things like that. And yeah, so I don't think I've seen anything about like, the products like actually being bad for you or anything like that. But it's mainly just like false advertising. And also, like a lot with like, Oh the diet that he promotes, kind of makes it to where you need to buy the supplements that he sells so it's kind of like a cycle thing so he's not only just just shoots just suing liver King it's also his like other companies and LLCs are included in this just to read a few parts of the lawsuit document. So in the summary of action, I'm just going to read a few of these because I just thought that we would all like them. So the first point of the summary kind of says like what I said basically, the action arises from an elaborate well orchestrated marketing and advertising scheme designed by defendants in deployed by defendant liver King to deceive and mislead among others vulnerable and health conscious consumers. And so, the next part says, as part of, of defendant scheme, defendant liver King fashioned a cult like extreme and implausible regimen, lifestyle, referred to as the nine ancestral tenants, which he then convince consumers, whom he eventually referred to as primals. 2002 adopted maintain, most notably the second ancestral tenant eat, which persuaded customers to follow an ancestral diet by eating among other things. Ground organs, including liver spleen, pancreas, heartbeat, kidney, oh, and raw ball test. Raw sweet bread or raw heart um, so yeah, they like nailed into like his tenants to just saying, like this lifestyle, you can't do it. Like anything. We even talked about that when we're looking through it. We're like, how can you like eat that? And how can you like do all this workout shit and like, yeah, it's just, it's unrealistic. And in this next piece, it says, In further of the defendants marketing and advertising scheme, defendant liver King was made to seem independent of his supplement companies, including defendants ancestral supplements and the fittest. So that's why in these newer videos, like, where he's weighing all the food out there like pointing out the supplements to be like, Hey, I am directly involved with the supplements. Instead of him just being like, I use these good supplements sometimes and just kind of, yeah, he's more tying the character to the brand, as opposed to being a character that happened to be really successful just doing the diet and stuff. And I think this is my favorite part. At first glance, defendant liver King, who consistently presented himself shirtless, and effort to showcase his muscular physique, portrayed himself as the epitope of health, and someone who simply encouraged consumers to adopt his proclaimed ancestral tenants. However, in this reality was all part of the defendants Marketing and Advertising Scam. But I just thought that they have a point. One specific summary point in here that just says like he's shirtless all the time. Yeah. Do shirtless, like within those pegs, I cannot buy that product. The pics and I'm sorry if these legal documents aren't as entertaining for everyone as they are for me, but I like I like them. So it's just so weird to see such weird things typed out in such a professional kind of way. It's awesome. And then the next point, I think I only have like one or two more to to hit. But this one, I feel like you and me are like, yeah, why haven't? Why hasn't he gotten in trouble fields before? I can't find exactly where it is in the document. But it even it even said that, um, something about like, contracting illnesses and stuff from eating
Unknown Speaker 34:18
all these robots? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 34:21
Eating uncooked meat diet animal dicks. Yeah. And so I can't it wasn't super clear to me if the guy that is suing actually got sick from raw meat ingestion, because I feel like that would have been more prevalent throughout the data. Oh, yeah. But I think only like one of the points said, like, illnesses from raw from consumption of like raw meat and I was just like, whoa, why is that not like, plastered all over this thing? I can't
Unknown Speaker 34:55
fucking imagine just, I mean, I like a rare steak. But I can't imagine Just eating like 100% Raw, like, we're drinking fucking blondes so great.
Unknown Speaker 35:07
Do you like um
Unknown Speaker 35:11
TLC,
Unknown Speaker 35:13
but I'm one of like the like mine strange addictions or whatever. They had the guy that liked to eat raw meat and he was like eating this like, ground hamburger and shit. And I was like, Whoa, like, I could maybe understand a steak or something, but like, made me feel really gross. Yeah, but yeah, they had gotten him tested and he had like, at least one parasite. I want to say it was two, but it was at least one
Unknown Speaker 35:36
parasite. You have having a parasite terrified.
Unknown Speaker 35:40
I know. It's just like a thing living inside of you. Just again. I always think of Kelly from the office when she's like, I hate this worm inside me.
Unknown Speaker 35:49
Scary. They also had My Strange Addiction where I think it was a lady. She was like, drink blood. Do you remember that one? No, she would get it from the butcher, like you know, those little restaurant containers that are just like little plastic. She had like containers of that in her freezer of just like different types of blood and she would thaw it out and you
Unknown Speaker 36:13
have my quest log Qureshi and gross. I wonder like, did she have like something deficient in her diet or something that just made her like crave iron or something?
Unknown Speaker 36:24
Yeah, I don't remember. I'll have to watch it again and and report back. That show is so fucking wild. I
Unknown Speaker 36:34
love it. Oh, yeah, I want to go back and rewatch it. I don't know. Like, how much of it is fake. But
Unknown Speaker 36:39
yeah. Oh, what's that one bitch. That's Trisha. Paytas. Oh, yeah, she was on there for tanning.
Unknown Speaker 36:49
Dude, she will have to do a whole nother thing.
Unknown Speaker 36:52
I don't know how we
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can yeah, I've watched four hour long videos on her and it's just like Jesus Christ. Like yeah, it's like she's also Nathan for you. Which one? She comes in because Simon sees they're trying to do the Simon see shows with the cop that Yes. gets distracted by big breasted women. Yes. Yeah. The episode. He's like, I have someone I want you to meet trician and she was just like, you know how to booboo shirt on just like,
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and I was like, Oh, it's so cringy like
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yeah, like, I've seen a compilation where it's different clips of her being like, Yeah, I'm Jewish. Yeah, I'm this. Yeah. It's all like contradictory things. And it's just like, she just borrows from whatever culture it's convenient for at the, at the, you know?
Unknown Speaker 37:53
Yeah, her Jewish thing was so weird because like, so for a time in my life, I was really into h3 h3 YouTube channel. Oh, and then they have the HBO free podcast. And then the Trisha came along, and she was trying to marry that
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Ehlo brother,
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I think it was and so Ethan started a podcast with her called frenemies and like, it gets so fucking uncomfortable on there sometimes because he's not scared to like call her out on and like she tries to call them out on stuff. And like,
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in when she backpedals to, it's just like, Oh, God, no.
Unknown Speaker 38:36
Yeah. So yeah, we'll have to do a whole episode
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on for sure. And that she has a kid too, so she dies. Yeah, why? Well, I knew she was pregnant. Um, let me do a quick Google but I think that she already had it. Yeah. Whoa, yeah. So you know, she's gonna be doing some cringy shit with her kid or ya know
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cringy or than like Farah in her kid. Farah from Teen Mom.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, the baby was born. No, guess what her name is? Oh, is it
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something like religious sounding are like
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no French fried potato but or some shit like that.
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Malibu Barbie paid this. Hackman Malibu Barbie.
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And it's sad but that's all that child will ever fucking beat her is a fucking Malibu Barbie.
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Ah, Trisha Paytas recently welcomed daughter Malibu Barbie with husband Moses Heckman. After struggling with fertility she didn't marry him.
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Like split up Yeah, that's the guy. Oh, Jesus. This is Yeah, her and Moses did like music videos together for like, some songs they made about The Jewish faith and stuff and they're very cringy I think one of the ones Trisha did was like,
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I love you, Moses, and Jesus or
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some shit like that. And I was just like that. It's actually real. I thought that it was all a joke, but I'm
Unknown Speaker 40:19
just she's definitely one of those people that I think that people enjoy. Just because they're so ridiculous, but like, I can't get behind it. I'm just like, I hate this lady. She's just like, yeah, no, I
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do too. And for a while, I was like, Oh, she's just like, the biggest troll in the world, but she's still living in distraction in her wake. Yeah, that's not cool.
Unknown Speaker 40:44
Malibu Barbie. That is. That makes me really fucking angry. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 40:52
Well, we weren't expecting to talk about her today. But here we are. Speaking of other people that I hate talking about. Andrew Tate, we got an up.
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uptake. So he is still in prison, which was amazing. He does in prison. Yes. So friends of the podcast, Chris and Rob sent this tweet to us. Hey, Andrew Campbell. I think so was this is one of the first tweets that Andrew tweeted from prison. So we don't know if he has his phone or if he is telling somebody something and they're tweeting from his account. It's not clear
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sometimes a fucked up guards will also like, do like phone time and shit. So yeah.
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I like oh my gosh, Andrew, I'm your biggest fan. You're gonna have your phone you're so cool Cobra. Cobra Yeah, his Twitter handles Cobra T. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He wasn't understanding. I don't know. He was banned. But Elon decided that he shouldn't have his platform again. So thank you. That's another one that I would like to cover. Yeah, I put on your list. And Grimes to like his ex girlfriend like actually really like some of her music, but she's fucking idiot too.
Unknown Speaker 42:35
Yeah, yeah. No, I yeah, I agree. I watched them like interviews with her. And I was like, Oh, okay. I'll listen to summary music still, but like yeah,
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she I don't think she has tick tock anymore but there for a while she did and people would like stitch her videos and just be like, making fun of them because they were so ridiculous. She's I don't feel bad. I mean, I'm not telling you how to feel, but I'm just like, she's fucking stupid just like him. So, Andrew, I'm sorry Cobra tweeted, I was awoken last night by an icy chill can identify the ghost in my prison cell. He was terrified and begged me not to annihilate him. Why I sent him back to hell with a message for the demons. I'm always ready.
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Oh boy. I didn't know he was
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into demons and shit.
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Apparently he is religious. I saw over the course of reading his tweets. Sometimes he references God sometimes Allah, so I don't know exactly what religion he is. But yeah, of course he would be religious. That makes total sense.
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All right. He's probably like God brought me these hoes. Yeah,
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pretty much. Um Oh, he actually tweeted something today. It was a couple hours ago. Okay. For some reason, he did some words and capitals for emphasis, I guess so all primals primals. Showing the most emotion doesn't mean you feel the most emotion and showing less emotion doesn't make you feel less. stone faced men feel pain. Very often more pain than the crying and screaming emotional control isn't lack of emotion. It's a sign of maturity. You should smile
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more Andrew.
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What's wrong? He would look so much You're prettier if you smile. Yeah,
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everything would just be better if you just smiled. That was the best response. I could come up with that.
Unknown Speaker 45:09
It's perfect. Do you hear up buddy? Yeah, it's fine. So these next couple of things, they're not from him. They're about him. There's someone on Twitter named Dr. 22. And you rock. Just kidding. D Roc is the opposite. This guy, not D Roc. His name now made a thread. And it's called the Andrew Tate case explained. Honestly, I didn't read all of it. Because after this first one, I read you you're gonna be like, Oh, okay, these people are fucking insane. Due to Tate's global influence, the matrix sent to female agents in an attempt to frame him. They were unsuccessful. Die caught. You use this as a catalyst to begin the process of forever surveillance? I don't know what Daikon is. I didn't care to look it up honestly.
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Like I just like
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yeah, so I affiliate.
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Words, words can't describe I guess. I guess that's where I'm at.
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So people are talking about this being the matrix and shit with Andrew Tate. Honestly didn't read enough of it to try to make sense of it. Because I don't think I can make sense of it. So I just didn't bother. But yeah, they're comparing him to Neo and stuff.
Unknown Speaker 46:58
Oh, he was already doing that himself before he got arrested. Yeah, he'd be like reading the matrix,
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and I'm Neo. I'm badass.
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Yeah, no, he's pathetic. He is.
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Someone named Sophia tweeted. The denial of Andrew's bail is only proving that the matrix is real. If you still believe their lies, then you are brainwashed. They will go as far as they want to shut you up in this clown case is proof of that. I have no words anymore. But pray for the tape brothers release. Oh, God, that matrix is right. Let me do
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Oh, honey, sweetie.
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Ah, okay. Yeah. So all he's, I guess got all these people believing that the matrix is real? Because they want to be rich. Yes. And so of course, the reason they they aren't rich instantly is because the matrix?
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Yeah, yeah, something's fucked up in the matrix, and so they can get rich.
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The programmer program my salary wrong.
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Andrew tweeted this one himself. He said, There's a woman from Poland who writes me each day. She says, If I am Morpheus, then she is the Oracle. She assures me in no uncertain terms, that without me, the next generation of men would have been doomed. And she has the most beautiful handwriting I've ever seen. Well,
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if that checks the Oracle, then I'm the kid that bends the spin. among kids. Yeah.
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It's not the spirit or you accept the truth that the spoon is not there.
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We need to go see that. Well, it's some theory. Yeah, he really
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would love to. I watched it so good.
Unknown Speaker 49:07
It is like I watched it somewhat recently. But for some reason. I just like never remember it until I watch it. And then I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember this. Yeah. I feel like
Unknown Speaker 49:19
I didn't really start remembering parts of it until I watched it like a few years ago. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's why this movie is good.
Unknown Speaker 49:27
Probably because it's real. Oh, yeah. And the men in black came and flashed us. So we wouldn't remember. You know, I
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think there's actually a version of the matrix with Andrew Tate. And they had to cut Keanu Reeves. So no one would find out. That's the original matrix has
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entertainment, but government
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banned the original matrix. Yeah. Put Keanu in it. That makes sense
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because everyone loves Keanu. So they're like No,
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no I don't remember if I've asked you this or not, but do you think he's a good actor?
Unknown Speaker 50:04
No. Okay.
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I love him, but he's not a good actor.
Unknown Speaker 50:09
I think it's kind of like a Nicolas Cage thing like, Oh, yeah. Cast him in the right thing and maybe if he's in the right mood, it's perfect. But everything he's done is not good.
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Yeah. I enjoy him. It's not like he's, you know,
Unknown Speaker 50:28
yeah, he's not. I mean, he is, I guess considered an ageless doctor, but kind of like skill wise. I wouldn't I wouldn't put I wouldn't tear him at like a pull them out around like a C or something.
Unknown Speaker 50:42
Sorry. Yeah. I mean, I agree. I I'm super psyched for the new John Wick movie though. Be Awesome.
Unknown Speaker 50:50
Yeah, I think I think the way he I think he's acting styles perfect for like a John Wayne. Yeah, you're sure. And stuff like that. So? Yeah, there's the time and place for calendar. You.
Unknown Speaker 51:04
Definitely. Do we have time for a couple more little tweets? Okay. me pick out some good ones. And by good I mean, awful. He has a couple that like, quote The Qur'an and stuff. Oh, so I guess maybe in prison, he's becoming religious.
Unknown Speaker 51:29
Oh, I'll say a lot of shitty people do
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Yeah. Do you know what rumble video is? I don't know if that's some kind of platform like YouTube? I don't know. But I'm not sure. He said that he's gonna get famous and put out a lot of videos to save the youth and combat Satan's corruption. And he'll do it on rumble video. So be on the lookout for that everybody.
Unknown Speaker 52:00
Yeah, this looks like another just like video streaming platform.
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If my days in this cell are more productive than yours, you should be furious with yourself. It means you're failing. How will you ever reach greatness? When you do not even out? outperform a man in a jail cell work harder? You cannot afford to fail any longer Oh man, I
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hope he stays in there forever. There's like, like projection in that
Unknown Speaker 52:41
he retweeted this thing from his brother Tristan Tate that's also in prison. So hopefully they'll both were out there girls name Crozer gross gay. We don't like girls. But like hanging around them. We just like walking home. But we really don't.
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We just pretend to to impress each other.
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Exactly. Tristan says the rules of prison life are the rules of life. Physical strength prevents you from falling victim to others. And mental strength prevents you from falling victim to yourself. I mean, he just put in
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I mean, I see what I see what he's saying. Yeah,
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but it just made it sound so douchey Yeah, he's basically like
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muscles rule all
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right. And they're they're the people that
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are like just go for a walk if you're sad kind of thing, right? Yeah. Didn't you say there was one about crying? Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 53:57
Look yourself in your bathroom without your phone or laptop. Try to sit for an hour. I'm at day 43 and counting. I almost cried today. Almost.
Unknown Speaker 54:11
It sounds like a toddler. Like if you don't have your toys what do you what do you do? I never know my phone for for you gaze.
Unknown Speaker 54:25
Like you're fucking tweeting. Try not having a phone even though I'm using a phone or telling someone to use a phone for me tweeted from iPhone. And I think it's funny because the tweet that I fucking read earlier about how why like emotional control isn't lack of emotion. And then he's like, I almost cried today, I guess. Oh, I guess he's saying like If this makes sense, we don't
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we don't have to try to understand what
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he's talking like a baby. I always feel the need to like psycho analyze people and like, try to understand their motives. And then like, I like to also figure out like the contradictions, but I'm like, he's so fucking stupid. Why am I even like trying to like, figure out anything? It doesn't matter.
Unknown Speaker 55:26
I do that a lot, too. And like, Brandon will, like, tell me something. And I'm just, I'm trying to, like, rationalize it or make it make sense. And he's like, I'm just like, I don't understand. He's like, why are you trying to understand like, there's just nothing to understand. They're they're just like, they're just they're stupid. Like, that's all there is to it. And I'm like, but no one can just be that stupid. But alas,
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here we are. Why we have this pot. Yes, yes.
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You should follow this podcast or Oh, like us subscribe. Review reviews, that's the word I'm looking for
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a review would be awesome. We haven't had one in a while and tint so
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on the podcast,
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we would love it. Um, and we'll I'll copy the
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text and put it over like a nice nature background or something and put it on the podcast Instagram, which you said should also follow.
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Yes, please do that we do some while Jamie does some good Photoshop some of the things we talked about
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when I have time to They're fun. They're fun. And I guess that's I guess that's it for for this episode podcast or fat heads
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thanks for listening podcast.
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Yeah, thank you podcast.
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Come to the for the next fat head episode. All right, bye. Party on me on
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No way
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What Is that real?