It’s like a strip club, but for dead animal carcasses! Jamie follows up with the second maggot story from blowfly girl and Alyssa shares some interesting information about old school lysol feminine hygiene…which you may feel like you need after another blowfly girl story.
It’s like a strip club, but for dead animal carcasses! Jamie follows up with the second maggot story from blowfly girl and Alyssa shares some interesting information about old school lysol feminine hygiene…which you may feel like you need after another blowfly girl story.
Blowfly Girl's second maggot story: http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2010/07/dead-deer-second-maggot-story.html?zx=36f9f886c3f2775d
Blowfly Girl's last blog: http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2017/01/i-read-my-comments.html
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
So I got my driver's license renewed like a couple months ago because I won't change my last name. And for some reason I kind of panicked and put that I have brown hair instead of blonde hair
Unknown Speaker 0:37
interesting yeah, I don't like I had to, like refill out all the information and like, I didn't know. Like, it just like flashed in my head one time when I like told someone I was blonde and they were just like, you're not blonde, I guess just because like, my hair is not like bleached blonde. That's about it. I'm an adult. So it's just like, oh, I guess I'm not bald. That's really, that's a flex but like, you can't see my arm hair or my leg hair. So like, I am blonde. I am blonde.
Unknown Speaker 1:10
Are you gonna like change it? Or does it matter? Probably not.
Unknown Speaker 1:18
I don't know. Maybe it doesn't like my hair is blue. So I wonder if it really matters at this point. Because yeah, but I don't know. Maybe they had to identify my body. They'd be like, Oh, this girl has blonde arm hair not brown. Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
Unknown Speaker 1:32
Welcome, everybody. We're both brunettes here.
Unknown Speaker 1:36
Yeah. I guess I probably should update that. And now I feel like I like outed myself and I'm gonna get arrested or something. Like you have the input like you're breaking? Well, it's like when you fill out those legal documents, and it's like, you knowingly filled out the nation.
Unknown Speaker 1:52
This always made me scared for some reason me too. And
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I'm just like,
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and then if it's a question that's like, not necessarily black and white, and you're like, Okay, what's like the best of my knowledge? I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 2:07
And I'm like, well, at the very least it is my knowledge and I don't know, I'm I have brown hair. I'm not blonde. Yeah, so can we just call that like, paperwork anxiety or something? I don't know. Is it government anxiety?
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Or is it maybe not? Oh, no.
Unknown Speaker 2:28
So you know what else is brown? Why? Maggots Brown. And
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why are we talking about maggots? Jamie?
Unknown Speaker 2:40
Well, Alyssa. Last week, we discussed blue fly girl in her maggot story. And I mentioned that there was also another or less a second maggot story that she mentioned and I didn't have but I have that today. And I super cut it down because this was a really long one too. And also, Alyssa has some lovely little blurbs that she'll pop in with our button
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those blurbs Yep. Right over to your brown hair.
Unknown Speaker 3:19
So this post is from Oh, and obviously disclaimer that this is might get pretty
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gross maggots on vaginas you know she'd be
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Rob get your hands close to that volume now to to mute us off and on. So Blue Flag girl posted her second maggot story about a year after her original one. This was on a she posted it July 4 2010. America's birthday Yay. So I guess just on this, you know, lovely American birthday.
Unknown Speaker 3:53
She sent it.
Unknown Speaker 3:55
Thought this was a great time to write this up. So she says a few of my old contacts have emailed me asking if I would post the story of my second encounter with maggots. It's been about two years since it happened and I had written about it the next day on multiply on my multiply page. Unfortunately multiply deleted that page. I lost the story and everything. I hadn't kept a copy because I did everything from a computer at work which is like
Unknown Speaker 4:27
I my mouse fell open. Jamie read that. Yeah, pretty bold.
Unknown Speaker 4:32
Kind of makes me think bitch you're lying. But then it's also like, that's such a of like,
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Why would you lie about that? But she's proud of
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it Yeah, so she says it's all gone. A lot of detail fades over time, but I tried my best to rewrite the experience. Once I got started. Some of it came back to me and I ended up really enjoying it. I'm glad I took the time. Hopefully I haven't missed remembered anything important. I was driving home on some other highway besides I 94 Because I expected there would probably be a traffic because there probably be a traffic jam after the state line. The weather was hot, humid and sunny. I wish I remember what road it was, but I don't anymore. And I haven't been back. I noticed a smell a really bad smell. I knew it was the smell of something decaying. The snow smell got stronger than faded away as I drove but encountered Boehner. Boehner. It stuck in my nose. It's stuck with me enough to get my imagination going. Again, Boehner Alert, alert. And after a few seconds I made the mental connection between the odor a dead animal maggots and all of a sudden I was looking for a spot to turn the car around. Oh,
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no. Keep driving.
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It was a stupid thing to do. I knew. No.
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I just said yeah.
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But I didn't have anything specific in mind. Just the idea that there might be something putrid and interesting to see. Just kinda
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look at it, not put it in my vehicle.
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Just look No touch.
Unknown Speaker 6:37
Just like it's like a strip club, but for dead animal carcasses. Like I'll just look I won't touch
Unknown Speaker 6:49
trying to just like think of something to go off of that. Like I don't know. My brain is like going anywhere. I'm just like stag party because it's like a deer. Yeah, but nice. I don't know. Um, I remember stopping on the shoulder of the highway at the point where the odor seen the strongest and I felt kind of disappointed in myself. I had been a good girl for a long time ever since I recovered from my dumpster adventure with maggots that put me in the hospital. But now I was not feeling very much like a good girl.
Unknown Speaker 7:27
Yeah, bad girl. Bad little maggot girl.
Unknown Speaker 7:31
Bad Bad Girl, girl. So she goes looking for the smell at this point. And she's very excited about it. But she's also you know, kind of disappointed. And we can maybe take a little pause here and do some
Unknown Speaker 7:51
some bumping blurbs. Um, will
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it first I'm gonna give a little backstory.
Unknown Speaker 7:59
Um, it if bluefly girl
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were around in the 20s or 30s Do you know what type of feminine hygiene products she would have been offered? Oh, oh towel. Oh, what the fuck. Lysol used to be used as a feminine hygiene product. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 8:23
do you know if that's like originally what it was developed for? Or like,
Unknown Speaker 8:27
I think it was originally developed to like, clean shit like we do now. But yeah, in the 20s. As for Lysol is a feminine hygiene product started appearing in women's magazines, encouraging women to wash their genitals. And douche with the disinfectant.
Unknown Speaker 8:48
Lemon Fresh,
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so if you ever find yourself in a blow fly girl situation in the past, if you go into a time machine, you'll have life's all available. That is an excellent point. Of course, they figured out that that was a fucking horrible idea. But yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:10
Do you have like, do you know if like a bunch of people got sick out of it or anything like that?
Unknown Speaker 9:16
Yeah, like, at one point.
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Well, I'll back up a little bit.
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Take your cocaine and Lysol and get out a
Unknown Speaker 9:26
woman. Women I guess, like the birth control pill, you know, started to gain traction like 60s 70s But up until then, the most common form of birth control, like from the 40s pretty much on was post coital douching. And that was used to prevent pregnancy. So after you had some
Unknown Speaker 9:55
Hanky Panky
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in your twin beds in the same room. Like I Love Lucy, you would go and stick a Lysol douche up there and just book and rinse it out. And that was your birth control even though people still got pregnant, and their fucking insides were like scolded from Lysol.
Unknown Speaker 10:20
Yeah, I would. I was about to ask like, when that fucking burn and shit or like,
Unknown Speaker 10:27
yeah, so it wasn't until it's working. Yeah, that's how you know it's working. So yeah, from the 30s to the 60s, it was like the leading feminine hygiene product. And then in 1961, a man complained that his wife's vagina was blistered and bleeding. And the company was just like, oh, this is the first time we've heard of this. And then like, that happened a couple more times, I guess. And then finally, they stopped promoting it, but
Unknown Speaker 11:03
why the fuck do you? That's fucking crazy.
Unknown Speaker 11:09
Yeah, so one more quick thing. And then I can read some ads like after we take another little break but
Unknown Speaker 11:20
so the douching
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was the Lysol was that was like a birth control. And I guess the like in the early ads for it. The ad would refer to like, odors and germs. But I guess because of like obscenity, obscenity laws. They were actually referring to like sperm but they said like odors and germs. And like he needed to maintain your dainty feminine a lower, but they couldn't just sit they couldn't come out and be like, this is a birth control because of US law that came out in 1873 against like obscene material and ads.
Unknown Speaker 12:00
Was it also do you think maybe like, they couldn't officially say they were birth control? Because like, it sounds like they didn't fucking test it at all.
Unknown Speaker 12:10
I don't know because they were making claims you know about all this other shit. So damn, okay. I truly don't know. But oh, yeah. And it's just like you couldn't really like talk about birth control. It wasn't a thing. Stuff like condoms and diaphragms were expensive to require. So or to acquire not require. So yeah, because of that, because of the cost and like this obscenity law. It kind of effectively like not banned birth control, but made it like really inaccessible so Lysol was like, Oh, this isn't like a purse control. It's feminine hygiene. Hmm. So that's how they got around it. So yeah, as I was reading this, I was like, Oh, shit, this kind of sounds like now we're like, birth control pills are expensive or you can't get them or they're fucking illegal where you live? Yeah, yeah, this just all comes back together. But please don't do it with Lysol.
Unknown Speaker 13:21
Ah, well, I have some Lysol. I'm not going to try it though. But you know who should try it? Blow Fly girl.
Unknown Speaker 13:34
You know what? I think if I had maggots up there, I think I would put some Lysol. I mean, why the hell yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:40
It's just past the point of Yeah. Um, so like I said, she's looking around for the source of the smell. And she's kind of having mixed feelings of excitement and disappointment and disgusting herself, but she likes it all. For a few minutes, I tried to be sensible and force myself to go back to the car and just forget about it. I want it to be good. I really did. I marched myself back across the highway. On the other hand, I thought, well, maybe it wasn't so bad just to look, standing bicycle. It's not gonna just be a look. It's like just going to target for one thing. While it's the whitest thing I've ever seen. It's like going, no.
Unknown Speaker 14:27
It's like if I buy candy or something. I'm like, Oh, I'm just gonna have like two pieces. And then it's like, gone in a day. I'm like, Why did I do this myself.
Unknown Speaker 14:36
When you buy a mouse a cookie? Just needs all the fucking shit. Then he starts doing meth. I noticed the canvas bag I left in the backseat which had my beach stuff and a little camera in it. Maybe I could just take some pictures of whatever I found. I grabbed the bag and cross the highway again to keep looking after following the smell While she comes across the source of the source of it, quote, pushing past the bushes I found lying in the dirt the decomposing body of a deer. The smell was almost more than I can handle it first, but I had to stop and stare. I have no idea whether it was a male or female. Any difference had already been consumed by decay in.
Unknown Speaker 15:21
Oh, no,
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that's exactly kind of the next line. I thought, Oh, no. Oh, no.
Unknown Speaker 15:33
This is this, you say?
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She then describes the decaying maggot filled deer in detail. And short it had an open belly and it was getting kind of soupy kind of like how we talked about last week. There were 1000s of grayish brown maggots and little black beetles and flies buzzing around. She started to get into the mood and letting her imagination go wild. And, quote, I want this I thought I want to be its horror because I am a depraved filthy pig. And this is what I deserve. I have no choice. These are the thoughts I'm having while I continue to stand there. With my mouth hanging open. She then starts a fingerbang sessions prize.
Unknown Speaker 16:26
Whoa. interesting and original
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ces almost like the last story. Stop now I told myself just take some pictures and leave. I want to take some really close pictures of the maggots but I'm afraid to kneel down because of my dress. You know like getting it dirty and stuff. That's what she's worried about making
Unknown Speaker 16:51
yeah, there's bigger concern spam. A lot bigger concerns here.
Unknown Speaker 16:57
Of course, I can't be wearing the dress. I thought I'll get it dirty. And
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take off, isn't she
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God dammit. And now I had an excuse to remove
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light candles, everybody. Within a few moments I had taken all my clothes off. The sundress and my underwear were draped over the branches of a large bush. I laid my beach blanket on the ground next to the deer. I just can't imagine coming across the scene like that. Are you having a lovely picnic with this fucking carcass?
Unknown Speaker 17:34
In the nude and the nude? And there's no picnic basket.
Unknown Speaker 17:42
Or she just like put sunglasses on the deer. Just like we're just hanging like weekend up Bernie
Unknown Speaker 17:48
Hawaiian shirt. Um, it felt so. So erotica.
Unknown Speaker 17:55
Oh no, it didn't
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to be nude outdoors. So near this nauseating, stinking carcass flies landed on my skin it felt like they were inviting me. Let me see how much I have left. Um, okay, this is probably the good like last break.
Unknown Speaker 18:13
Okay, well that was some information Yes, thank you. Thank you
Unknown Speaker 18:20
for lost out a lot of the information but I would like you to know the link is in the show notes.
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So I guess I'm going to start off with showing you the douche nozzle
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that they have a person I haven't heard do not like calling someone a douche nozzles so fucking wrong. I'm gonna bring it back
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an actual douche nozzle from I don't know the past
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from the past historic douche nozzles weight which is this whole thing that like which parts the nozzle is like the whole thing refer to that little
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white part of the bottom. So you just stick it in and slurp it out
Unknown Speaker 19:12
I can't stop looking at it. It looks like one of those like heating pads that you filled with like hot water. Oh yeah. He does it all go into that bag. That's all
Unknown Speaker 19:24
you do is like put the Lysol into that bag. And it's kinda like gravity. You hold it up and then it or maybe Oh,
Unknown Speaker 19:35
for some reason, I was like, you just suck everything out instead of I forgot about the Lysol piece.
Unknown Speaker 19:44
Yeah, I'm proud to say I've never do SBT I think it's I have not either. It's really fucking bad for you.
Unknown Speaker 19:55
That's what I've heard and that's why I've avoided it and I honestly haven't researched it. So And so I was just like, well made it this far.
Unknown Speaker 20:03
I feel like it's like Boomer age women, like, still do that kind of stuff because I kind of think there's like some remnants from this time period where it's like, you need to be fresh and smell like flowers and you by this artificial smell that help you do that, you know,
Unknown Speaker 20:23
probably gonna be like shaving my armpits until I'm like, 80 I feel like that's gonna be like my like, Oh, you're like,
Unknown Speaker 20:32
it's like, well, that's better than the chemicals.
Unknown Speaker 20:36
Kids these days aren't shaving their underarms. That's not lady light. I just like it. Armpit hairs distracting sometimes just Oh, yeah, there and pull on it. Sounds weird, but you know what, I'm sure everyone does it. Everyone pulls on their armpit hair everyone
Unknown Speaker 20:55
said so. I'm gonna read some ads. Now, for you. I'm gonna hop up and show you this real quick whites.
Unknown Speaker 21:04
This is just like, Okay. Honestly, at first first glances this looks like it's like a, like marriage counseling. Get out of the marriage picture. So it says, Please, Dave. Don't let me be locked out from you. And it's like, a lady like trying to open a door that's locked and it has like all these blocks drawn on it and looks like she's like about to cry. Um, often a wife fails to realize but doubts due to one intimate neglect shut out from her happy married love. Man, what the fuck? It's like, Did you stink? Get out of here.
Unknown Speaker 21:43
These ads are all pretty fucking grim. Like,
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don't come back till you get that booster pussy.
Unknown Speaker 21:52
Like, all of them are just like, their marriage was ruined because of an intimate problem.
Unknown Speaker 22:00
It's just, it's just crazy to me, because it's just like they just it's just blaming it on the woman right? Yeah. Like,
Unknown Speaker 22:08
it's so bad. All right. And there's also an order form at the bottom so you can order Lysol says it's a concentrated germ killer.
Unknown Speaker 22:18
Well, Lisa's multipurpose. Like see the appeal that I guess Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 22:23
I mean, they used during the Spanish flu. I couldn't think of the name. Yeah, he just sprayed
Unknown Speaker 22:30
in their fucking throat. probably fine. We use it on our vagina.
Unknown Speaker 22:37
Spray in your throat. So yeah, Jamie described this picture. There's all these locks on the store she's trying to open. And it's like a big long ad. This was probably like a full page thing. It says a man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him If married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers. One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene as provided by vaginal dishes with a scientifically corrected preparation like Lysol. So easy a way to banish the misgivings that often keep married lovers apart
Unknown Speaker 23:28
the misgivings like
Unknown Speaker 23:33
Sorry, I'm confused about what a misgiving is in this context.
Unknown Speaker 23:37
I guess just like a problem.
Unknown Speaker 23:42
Okay, just like a not good enough. Vagina. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 23:48
A bad front. Oh, and one other quick thing, and then I'll hand it back to you. Alyssa was going to say parenthesis quite a bit, but she means quotations. I don't know if you've ever noticed this about boomers. But like, I feel like sometimes when they write stuff, they'll like put random words in parentheses. Do you know I'm talking about?
Unknown Speaker 24:13
Like I do that sometimes. I might not like to the extent you're talking Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 24:18
I haven't noticed you do it like, like how? I'm trying to think of like an example. I really can't. But like, in this ad, it reminds me of that because every time that the word Lysol is in the ad has parentheses. So I think they used it as like an emphasis but it doesn't look like the modern way that we use parentheses if that makes sense. Oh, yeah. It's kind of like an old fashioned use of it because like, Lysol is the actual product. So why are they putting like why saw Oh, you Exercise
Unknown Speaker 25:00
might be how they used to do like brand names maybe because they know like now like brand names, they follow them by like the TM or they like italicized. So I wonder if maybe there was like a restriction that they couldn't do that stuff. Maybe not, but that's accurate. That's just
Unknown Speaker 25:18
thought your guests have research that but I forgot until next week. History. I feel like I'm saying it wrong every time I turn this Panthers, Panthers maggoty Panthers in the woods.
Unknown Speaker 25:38
And
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so let's see where we left off. She was being invited in by the flies landed on her landing on her skin. So she starts taking pictures of the deer and close ups of the maggots. And she quote, I even took one where I was touching the maggots with my finger. It felt warm, but I was still really grossed out by it. I hadn't even seen a maggot since my last experience. Even though I was pretending to be in control myself, I kind of knew from the moment I'd found the deer that I was going to do something stupid,
Unknown Speaker 26:18
something stupid. So it would be like running a red light or something to her. It's like fucking mag is
Unknown Speaker 26:28
so stupid. And this is where this is a good lesson on perspective. Right? Everyone's perspective is different.
Unknown Speaker 26:36
My that really is true.
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So she dives back into the fingerbang session. Only
Unknown Speaker 26:45
like with herself like next to the deer. Yeah, this time.
Unknown Speaker 26:48
She's like playing with the maggots and simultaneously doing this stuff. time she's gloves free. Mind you the first time she started out. Yeah, but this time she's like, gloves are coming off.
Unknown Speaker 27:03
Spontaneous man like, Hello girls
Unknown Speaker 27:06
like to have fun. She's enjoying herself but also feeling kind of guilty because she's been conflicted with this. Quote, I stopped for a moment to think about what I was doing. Like an addict. I couldn't stop myself. I really tried sort of make it with a decomposing animal carcass. Starting staring at the withering, disgusting maggots. I felt like I'd never been so horny in my life.
Unknown Speaker 27:34
Oh, no.
Unknown Speaker 27:36
Um, so during this time, I'm like, you know, she's doing this whole finger banging session and just going for it. And throughout this experience, she's detailing. She even has like a scary thought because she's like, oh shit, I don't know what kind of maggots These are exactly. So they might bite or burrow. But that just gets her more excited. Why I'm so this only fueled her excitement more, she plunges further into the filth she wants inside of her so badly. And she describes her experience further. And definitely not diving into those details. link in the show notes if you want them. And then I surprise myself. I usually feel really bad after I've done something sick and perverse, kind of a mix of defeat guilt, Disgust disappointment. This time I didn't. I felt filthy, but still very erotically filthy. And I was at the bottom, I'd become the repulsiveness. I was getting off on reluctantly lifting myself off of the deer carcass, I sat for a few minutes catching my breath, feeling both exhausted, and the crawling of the little beast still clinging to my skin. So at this point, she gathers all of her things, and you know, puts her dress back on and attempting to keep her treasurer from slipping out. She makes her way back to the car. Just
Unknown Speaker 29:07
like he was just like driving home from work and you look over there's a lady and like a dress with just like a brown all over her like holding her crotch. Like he's this fall out and you're like, what just happened?
Unknown Speaker 29:25
I did see like a little like chibi fanart of her and it's just like a girl. I think she was wearing like a white dress and but yeah, it had just like a drip. And I was like, Oh,
Unknown Speaker 29:36
get some Lysol and
Unknown Speaker 29:40
she then drives off into the sunset and lives happily ever after because she's surprisingly didn't get an infection, which she attributes to a Bangor cleanup job and look, maybe she read the Lysol thing and was like, let me just disinfect this bitch
Unknown Speaker 29:56
I'm gonna go ahead and condone Lysol use if you have maggots up there, I think gets fired. Yeah, go for it.
Unknown Speaker 30:02
She's said throughout her blogs about how like, you know her she gets fucked up and she can't have kids. So might as well I'm wondering Yeah, so she did Lysol a little bit. So some comments from this post. I'll circle back to another blog post that she did later on that just had some of her favorite comments, but some of the comments from this particular post that I liked from spank king, he says, yes, a very beautiful story. You are such a piece of garbage. And that's a compliment. Smiley face.
Unknown Speaker 30:41
No, I like him.
Unknown Speaker 30:42
Yeah, I don't either.
Unknown Speaker 30:45
From anonymous. I've been waiting for a girl like you. I want to insert those maggots inside of you. No.
Unknown Speaker 30:54
No. So I'm just saying. Yeah. Sally, girl. 2066
Unknown Speaker 31:03
Why do I read shit like this? Can anyone tell me? They're with you, Sally, girl. I can't stop though. And then the last one that I liked is from unknown says, You need Jesus because you're on the dark side.
Unknown Speaker 31:19
You know what? I don't like that. But I might just agree with
Unknown Speaker 31:25
I don't know if Jesus is gonna help.
Unknown Speaker 31:28
I don't think so. But at this point,
Unknown Speaker 31:32
yeah, wouldn't hurt but I feel like it would just be like sticking a bandaid on her and then just like sitting her deeper into her problem. Well, I don't want to call it a problem. It has caused harm to her body. So in that sense, the problem
Unknown Speaker 31:46
to go out on a limb and say it's okay. I'll be the one that people can come for if they disagree. Problems
Unknown Speaker 31:57
after me a problem. Yeah, a Mag. Mag in
Unknown Speaker 32:04
the book.
Unknown Speaker 32:05
Big problem.
Unknown Speaker 32:06
Yeah, that's Thank you, Maggie. We will last all.
Unknown Speaker 32:14
When I was doing the lifestyle research, I had another memory about growing up, like so at home. It was my sister hat spraying like the air freshener that was either like most like shooting flowers. Yes, it was either like flowers or cinnamon. But when I stayed at my grandparents house, it was my grandpa and he would use a million pounds of fucking Lysol. So it was Shannon Lysol solitaire house. She hidden flowers at my home and I could just never escape people shit smell growing up and all the artificial sense around it. Was that a scented Lysol or classic? It was classic. The worst one? The worst fucking one.
Unknown Speaker 32:59
Only when you could get at Sam's Club. refused to sell any of the good scented stuff or flavored stuff in bulk?
Unknown Speaker 33:06
Yep, it's true. Um, well, I will jump into another ad. Ooh,
Unknown Speaker 33:13
this is not an ad of the podcast. By the way. We're not sponsored by Eliza.
Unknown Speaker 33:19
Yet anyway. Ah. So the first picture is a lady, old timey lady. She's kind of like holding up fists, looking like she's gonna fight. And then there's a man that has his arms crossed and he looks like a doofus but he's supposed to look grumpy. I guess.
Unknown Speaker 33:39
your crotch isn't good.
Unknown Speaker 33:42
He needs to take care of your feminine areas.
Unknown Speaker 33:45
I just keep thinking about the chemical burns like fog fall.
Unknown Speaker 33:52
So the top part is them angry and it says Oh, domestic crisis. Sue was furious at Tom for the way he had been treating her. But she was really to blame. She should have known better for she for she was no stranger to feminine hygiene. It was just that she had become neglectful or doctors straightened her out. It's foolish to risk your marriage happiness by being careless about your feminine hygiene. Even once he said She's depressed.
Unknown Speaker 34:23
I am so angry. Oh my God.
Unknown Speaker 34:30
Then he advised her to use Lysol Disinfectant for douching always. But don't fret Jamie Do not fret because the picture under this is them. They're happy they're sitting by candles.
Unknown Speaker 34:47
It says careful I think Lysol spammable
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says ah domestic bliss. Heavenly is the word for see And Tom's home life now why Sue immediately took her doctor's advice always always she uses Lysol for douching knows for herself how thoroughly this proven germ killer cleanses yet how gently
Unknown Speaker 35:17
pisses me off? I mean it's fucked up but the product itself is like going to chemically burn you and fuck up your insides but just the way everything is phrased in this ad makes me want to punch a fucking wall
Unknown Speaker 35:34
oh my god i Ah I'm
Unknown Speaker 35:38
so glad I would have been fucking lobotomized back
Unknown Speaker 35:42
we both would have been so fast so fucking fast I feel like you want me to wear
Unknown Speaker 35:49
no please put that fucking ice pick in my brain my life I'm done
Unknown Speaker 35:54
or I'm gonna like murder my husband and D on the run like Bonnie and Clyde without Clyde
Unknown Speaker 36:04
going solo bitch.
Unknown Speaker 36:06
So on the on the bottom of the ad it has like another it doesn't have an order form. But it's a picture of a fucking old timey doctor and he has this whole like written statement at the bottom about how Lysol is healthy. Ah And spoiler alert Jamie this might surprise you. But it came out later that there were no doctors involved in this and that was all made up. Why? Yeah, they were just like I was gonna say doctor looked at this but they didn't really
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did they get like sued Ali asked or anything?
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Not not, I mean, not that I really found just so woman's trouble.
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Okay, so I guess they just paid a bunch of people off and we're like that's that's, that's done. It's fine
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yeah, I think there was also a thing with tampons for a while to
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like they have asbestos and um, yeah, it's a woman's trouble.
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It was something that was fucking like toxic and shit to women.
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Well, even modern tampons, some of them have some weird shit and I'm like, check your labels fat heads. There's still some known carcinogens on some brands.
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I don't trust the fucking scented ones abs like I used to use just whatever I got whenever I was like a teenager so I'd be like sometimes scented sometimes unscented. I'm I swear to God, these scented ones like upset my stomach and just like made me just kind of hurt. That's scary. And so I'm just like, Oh fuck. Oh, oh, okay, just gonna use pads. Reusable pads from now on. Just not gonna make maybe a cup but not just like a wad of fucking fabric with some kind of chemical or cotton soaked in Lysol?
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It's crazy. There was a thing recently with the thinks period underwear about them having like some chemical in them just like there's no fucking like. Either just like get a towel or like you're probably putting carcinogens in area. It's, we've come kind of far but also not really. Like we're not that far from this now.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna, like buy some fabric and just double it up, sew it together. Boom. Just Just keep fucking washing it.
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Like I'm making like it like a diaper and using those like old timey like babies.
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Or I can just use suspenders. To keep it up. These are my pants.
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Oh, um Oh, Ah, sorry.
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Sorry to be you know,
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fine. I'm just why why why? Why do that kind of stuff to people like I just hate it so much. Like I get it like businesses make money and blah, blah blah, but like
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Sorry, I'm laughing. I'm not laughing at you. As you're talking and you're like saying, serious thing. This guy walks by the window like walking and three.
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Three legged dog
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a very three legged dog away.
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So you're laughing at a three legged dog
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was cute and I was like don't laugh Don't laugh. made me cry.
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Random wonderful most random thing like could kind of pass by
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there's a weird shit all the time when we're sitting here I'm like trying to not look out this big window
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like a dog's Kitson fucking
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race car Baby Baby race car. Yeah the
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ferals not barrels but you know wagons ah
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so I'll read us one more while I saw before Jamie closes out close this out there's a picture of a businessman holding his hat looking kind of angry and then there's a picture of a mother holding a little girl and her in the little girl look kind of like upset
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know now there's people with fucking balloons and party supplies. I
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think the three legged dogs having a birthday
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much going on. It looks like maybe they had a party, like packing up the car. But there's a lot going on over there.
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I can close the window
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it was Ed says family doctors know that often incompatible in quotation marks means ignorance of correct feminine hygiene.
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I've like how
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this is just how you're talking about everything kind of being in quotes. It's like like you're saying like they weren't couldn't say certain things or they didn't want to so they just spoken like the code in Congress like expected everybody to understand it.
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Like boomers still kind of do that. For years, countless women have depended on lice on Lysol in parentheses. Oh shit. I've been saying parentheses but I think I mean quotation marks.
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Fuck. Oh, yeah. quotations. Parentheses are just slow. Yeah, it's like, you can like you can clean your countertops. You can clean your car. You can clean your vagina. You can clean your shower.
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Man, this one's another fucked up one. So it's a lady looking upset. And she's peeking into a room and there's a man cozied up to another lady wearing a party hat. Oh, so it looks like her husband is fucking around.
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It's her fault though. Right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, just want to make. Okay.
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It's how I lost my husband. I guess I'm real. I guess I was really to blame when Stan started paying attention to other women. It wasn't that I didn't know about feminine hygiene. I had become well forgetful. Yes, I found out the hard way that now and then. care isn't enough. My doctor finally sent me right. Never be a careless wife. He said oh, he advised Lysol Disinfectant for douching always.
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It's so weird that the doctors are like involved in their life in that way. Like I get like, yeah, sexual health, but it's like, Ah, you better you need to clean up for
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me. douching Yeah. And then the next picture is her the wife and that same man and they're looking happy. So the first part was how I lost my husband second part and won him back again. Romance is so special again. Now that I know about proper feminine hygiene care. Since I had that talk with a doctor. I use Lysol always for douching he said what I saw is a proved germ killer far more dependable than salt, soda or any other homemade solutions. Why Sol is easy to use and economical. But most important, it really does the job and then there's a fake doctor at the bottom that has like a blurb about how it's healthy. So yeah, I mean if your husband ever cheats on you, probably because you're not sticking lifestyle up there. So that's on you. Yeah,
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on you, girl on you. Yeah, nothing else.
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Oh,
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I just my brain just again keeps going back to like a chemical burn. earns like,
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ah, uni is pain
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and they're probably like, Doctor like I've been using the Lysol but it's like seems to be infected leading just use more like
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Ah, you're not using it enough this is also your fault. And then
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like that probably had also caused like a different kind of smell and just even thinking about
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like oh just use more
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blue flag girl is like do I smell something decay
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speaking on Blow Fly girl and things that she likes. The last blog post she did was January 7 2017. So this was a couple days after Fourth of July seems to like to post them July. Welcome to welcome to 2017 I have nothing new to talk about, except that I read through my whole blog today. I'm actually kind of sad right now because it's been such a long time since I've done anything horrible worth writing about. I also read the comments on my blog I never have before. Some of it is just spam obviously, and other comments or invitations to Jesus. But some of the rest are just priceless. I've been missing out. I guess this is one benefit of having a blog online for a few years. So here's just some of her favorite ones. My 10 year old cousin read the story in front of his mother while he was eating
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what grounded
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I don't want to be on this earth any longer.
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Lysol spray. I mean and this but honestly I'm like which one is worse? I mean, I almost feel like it's the Lysol just because like, this lady was doing it her own free will is a lifestyle
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recommended and mass
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goalie masses.
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Yeah, it was a lot of bullying to you in the ads. It's like hey, which is your fault if your husband doesn't like you. It's beautiful and inspiring. I have played with roaches in my comment and asked a few times buck. We seem to have common ground here.
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Yep.
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No, play goes.
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I'm angry. Me too.
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This just turned me asexual
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you sick fuck.
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Try getting some fucking help. Oh, and there's another one that she shared. That was kind of mean. This one's really Yeah. Some of the mean stuff people said to her was just like, why would you say something that mean? It's I'm just I'm not reading those comments. Below fly, I will fuck maggots with you if you want to do it together anytime. Which kinda reminded me of like a Facebook guy comment like a boomer creepy Facebook guy. Oh, yeah.
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You are so beautiful. I would like to take you on a date. Any day works for me. Please let me know.
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I love maggots. Boobies. Thanks. Bye. God bless.
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And then the last one is nice. I think this is a nice one to wrap it on. I'm glad you're doing well. Please don't do any more of these things. They sound dangerous.
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Yes, very nice. That's what I would say to her as well.
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Just you know, keep yourself safe. Unless you're just really into the destruction thing. Like I'm, I know that I kind of want to do stunt stuff. And some people are like, Are you sure you want to do it and like, I don't give a fuck, bitch. And now I have a torn ACL. It is what it is. We live with the repercussions of things that we like to do.
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Yes, and I will just be thankful every day that I've never had the desire to do anything with maggots. Yeah. Or Lysol? I'm happy that.
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Yeah, you
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just have less dangerous hobbies, I guess.
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Yeah. Yeah,
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I would say even parkour and all that seems less dangerous than raw meat up there. Yeah, I'm
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not Yeah, I'm all Parkour is where I cross the line. I'm not into sticking scary things into my body.
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That will Like me up,
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unless it's alcohol. Words, sorry. We've been talking like all day, like improv and then we did lunch with our improv because we have like a show tomorrow. So it's just a lot of talking a lot of nerves talking.
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But we have each of our houses to ourselves so we can sit in silence.
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Yes today. Silence. Silence. All right, well, Lisa, you got anything
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else girl?
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Now I just want to say watch out for your coders take good care of them. Don't let men bully you about your cooter data. And if they do, kick them in the Bic
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speaking of anxiety No, that wasn't a good transition
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oh, oh. Oh, cat fight.
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Oh, and there's like sharing
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Oh, that's weird. Children or something.
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Screaming & fighting
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okay, she's
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wearing a weird hat. Okay.
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Oh, I'm why selling first