Jamie & Alyssa put on a "sexy episode" exploring pick up artists, a JackTush surprise, and sploshing!
Jamie does a deep dive on a rando pick up artist's website. Find out which coaching package is right for you. Even if you don't leave with a love interest, you'll leave with life long friends! The cost is only a million dollars. Get your action plan and deck of cards ready and get.those.ladies!
Alyssa tells us the Killdo story of Jennifer. There was no happy ending in this veggie tale!
Your sexy hosts then bring you a special *erotic* JackTush surprise. You don't want to miss this one!
We close the pod with Alyssa taking us on a toilet tour of Italy! We talk about sploshing and some very dark parts of the internet. Just remember, bananalovesyoutoo!
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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Yesterday I wanted to go get a massage but the place that I usually go was booked up. So I google massages to try to find another place to go to. And I took a screenshot of the section of Google that says people also ask. So just Google massage what type of massage include private parts
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and then we have does massage therapy include private parts? We also have does the full body massage include groin?
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People are like really concerned if they're gonna be touched.
Unknown Speaker 1:05
Yeah, they're really concerned about it. And speaking of that, welcome to nervous laughter podcast. We're doing kind of a little sexysode today.
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Get your sexy clothes on. Grab a little bit of wine. Oh, yeah, this I'm Jamie. Oh, and I'm Alyssa. Oops. In case you didn't know, which some of you might so thats fair.
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We are your sexy hosts
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Sexy yet? cringy. Yeah, can still be both can be both. And speaking of that massage thing It kind of reminded me of I think I sent you this a while ago, but I was looking for a place to get a massage. And like, a couple of places I found were the had the pictures were so weird. It was just like Dandan house looking. And I was like, Oh, no. Yeah, but um, you know, who else likes to give creepy massages? pick up artists?
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Oh, yeah, definitely.
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They kind of do that. Going for the touch kind of the deal thing sometimes. Um, but yeah, I was looking at some pickup artists. I was watching some different things on YouTube that just kind of had some pull backs to some old shows. So like beige, one had one called like, love pickup artist. Oh, and I don't know if this was the same show. But there's like another like competitive pickup artists show where they like, have these two guys or two competitors. three judges. All of the judges are like professional Pickup Artists guy.
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And the door energy is off the
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charts. Something that I kind of found. As I was reading a little bit more about pickup artists and stuff because I was trying to just find a random pickup artist. And check out what the websites like something I've come across does, like, I don't like the way like any of these Pickup Artists dress like they dress. So. I don't know. They have a thing called peacocking where it's like, they'll they're just trying to like up dress and like show though. colos the like, be more of a like competitive against the other males gunning for
Unknown Speaker 3:37
the male energy.
Unknown Speaker 3:41
So amongst the judges was this one guy? Um, this seems mystery. He seems to be in like a lot of the like Pickup Artists scene and stuff, like written a book and I think he came up with a term like peacocking and stuff.
Unknown Speaker 3:57
Does he look like Chris Angel?
Unknown Speaker 3:59
Actually, yeah, he does. He does kind of it's, it's very that's how kind of a lot of the pickup artists kind of dress. Like some of them are kind of Criss Angel Lee and then some of them are kind of more like, um, like, I don't know how to even like youth pastors how they're like, Hey, I'm cool. And they were like the they have like the shirts with like the crosses and like the rhinestones. Yeah, it's like that. Another thing that seems to be among them, and I noticed this when I was looking on the website to you, it's just like hats. They're weird about the hats like they were like, so the Criss Angel guy he wears like, this big like black fuzzy. It's kind of like a top hat. But it's just like covered in like, for oh, and it's not llaves upscale looking for, like cheap kind of looking for that's gonna get dirty quick
Unknown Speaker 4:59
I guess it's so the ladies can be like, Oh my god, can I rub my hand on your hat?
Unknown Speaker 5:05
That's such a cool it's a conversation starter. But oh, and when I was looking up a lot of stuff, too, it seems like a popular approach seems to be magic, which I'm just like, of course, no, that's no. But so, as I was looking across different pickup artists and stuff, um, I found this one website that I just decided to go with. This is a Robert Baxter. And his website is the Baxter lifestyle.com. Baxter don't like it. So yeah, he has a lot of content with mystery on his website, who I mentioned already, being kind of big in the game. And on the Beckster lifestyle homepage, you're greeted with a wonderful video starting with Are you afraid of beautiful women, or women not responding to your text or calling you back? And then it just throughout it, it just keeps saying stuff like that. And like throughout it shows just like, dudes pick it up ladies at a bar do
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sexy magic. Yeah, they're in action.
Unknown Speaker 6:29
And, um, I also made a note, but one just wears a variety of weird hats, which is a method called peacocking. Where you dress up and shit and try to stand out against other competition.
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Competition. Well, it's
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just it's so man the lingo. I don't like it. Because like, the lingo, I'm reading across all of it, it's just like, it's a sport. It's the game. And like, we're just trying to pick up these ladies. And, like upper numbers, and I think some of them calls it like, kills or like kill shots, or just one thing like, yeah, so creepy. Yes. It's really weird. So
Unknown Speaker 7:11
do they just think that women are stupid as fuck, and they can like do a card trick and we'll be like, Oh my God. Give me your deck. card trick for Nick. Oh, um, no, I don't should suggest that too. Um, yeah. Good wording.
Unknown Speaker 7:30
We'll we'll do tricks first. I don't get it, but it just kind of like, yeah, just grosses and weirds me out. And I'm just like, how this just makes you like, fucking creepy. Not like, yes, but um, and at the bottom of the website, I noticed a become a coach, Link. Oh, and, um, so I went there, and it was just like a, like, oh, not ready yet or whatever. But um, I'm kind of curious. Like, what this coaching aspect is going to be like
Unknown Speaker 8:02
should go undercover.
Unknown Speaker 8:04
Yeah, and we can use your guy voice. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 8:09
That's a really good idea. Jamie, thank you for that.
Unknown Speaker 8:12
Yeah. But I was thinking like, that might kind of turn into like a Broly MLM kind of thing. Like,
Unknown Speaker 8:19
yeah, yes, I think you're right.
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Um, and so I was also just kind of browsing around the rest of this website. So they have some various coaching packages available to purchase, but you can get a free 10 minute consultation.
Unknown Speaker 8:38
We should also do that.
Unknown Speaker 8:40
To do that, but uh, I feel like we need to, I think it's a video Yeah, so video consultation
Unknown Speaker 8:47
was draw on so I can moustache eyeliner, I don't care. What will they say?
Unknown Speaker 8:55
I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess just pretend like you're gonna give them money. And don't be like, Oh, sure, I'll just tell you whatever you want to do. But first up, we have the boot camp option package. Um, so that's available in Los Angeles and London.
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Okay.
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And it said, it says a bootcamp is two to three days of immersive in person training What if you work hard and consistently over time your game will improve. However, a coach can watch you run a handful of sets and he will know exactly where your sticking points lie whether it is structure, material delivery or volume velocity of your game, etc. I think the terminology with all this is so weird because it is dislike football or bad. It's like they're trying to translate like this. Do something dudes understand there's
Unknown Speaker 10:03
so one question about the boot camp and I guess all of these, do they have actual women? Or is it like mystery wearing a wig?
Unknown Speaker 10:16
So I'll kind of get to that. They have, um, I don't want to like spoil it, but I think it might be like two minutes before we get that far, but I promise you,
Unknown Speaker 10:27
it's, I'll try to wait. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 10:31
That way you will shorten. Okay, so learning your velocity of your game that way, you will shorten the learning curve massively. By focusing your training on what you need the most to improve. You will also see the coaches perform the techniques that they teach you right from what right in front of your eyes. The experience firsthand the effect of those routines have on people. So you get a much people hit on people. Sounds like a nightmare. And I would like to note so that was just kind of like a snippet from the little like description of the bootcamp. And I'll, in a second I'll get to like what you'll find and what you'll learn. But I would like to note that the next paragraph starts with a copy and paste of like the last line I just read of that segment, and continues on with like, pretty much still talking about this, like it's a sport and within three days, you will likely feel comfortable touching sets and attracting attracting people. You will walk out of the bootcamp with new tools to turn your life around. You will also meet like minded individuals who will support you with your life new with your new life changes. Long lasting friendships are often formed on boot camps.
Unknown Speaker 11:58
So uncomfortable I want to fucking die, right? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 12:01
So even if you don't get the ladies, you made some friends along the way.
Unknown Speaker 12:06
Oh isn't gonna tell everybody this but it's actually how Jamie and I met.
Unknown Speaker 12:13
They had one in Austin and I just you know, yeah, you know how we be. And then we picked up our husbands.
Unknown Speaker 12:21
We did card tricks, and I was married.
Unknown Speaker 12:25
We met them. Yeah, we picked them up doing magic at a baby metal concert.
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I was wearing around a Rhinestone Cowboy hat because it sticks his
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nose wearing a fuzzy fuzzy like black Libra hat. The only part of that story is that is true is that we met at a baby model concert so I'm in what what will you find that this boot camp you might ask? Great question. Seminars are from 2pm to 7pm. Bring your notepads Oh yeah, I'm a three hour break. This is for you to rest, eat and be well dressed and ready for infield and last for the ladies come in. We're asking about hitting the bars and nightclubs from 10pm to 2am. Whoo, too to field test what you learned that day. And then there's a debrief meeting on the last day it's two hours to wrap up and solidify a personalized action plan you need to work on your magic tricks you need to work on I don't know I don't know what else guys do to pick up lady
Unknown Speaker 13:42
he's talking costume shop and
Unknown Speaker 13:46
get some shit need to work on your strip. Like you know that store spirit Halloween just go there whenever it comes back around. And on a boot camp you're learning to find meet attract and talk to beautiful women. Create emotional connection immediately. That does not sound healthy, immediately. Rational connection.
Unknown Speaker 14:17
Let's get married now.
Unknown Speaker 14:21
I'm just like the magic trick just like ends with him pulling out a ring and how'd you guys meet? It was magical. Um, improve your social skills and confidence. Get rid of approach anxiety. Tell stories to captivate an audience. get women to pursue you. Instead of spending months or years watching videos and reading books. Boost your game instantly by talking a weekend. Oh by taking a weekend of infield training and I'm not saying I have any of these skills myself yeah, but
Unknown Speaker 15:09
this is just a whole other yeah weird
Unknown Speaker 15:14
if you don't have the skills I suggest you just don't don't have this is not the way you go about getting them. I don't
Unknown Speaker 15:23
I cute picture picturing a date Mike where's that like backwards hat? Blazer?
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What does he say? Not pleased to meet you but he's like oh yeah, ah nice.
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Ah Do you need me to do some lemniscate Oh,
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date Mike Nice to meet me Oh, and there was some FAQ so I need a couple of those because I thought they were good. Um, what do I need to bring for infields which is when they go out to the clubs and practice their sets they call them sets but again a ring action plans but dazzled
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but jeans saying
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be looking good. Your peacock clothes. Um, so for the infields it says just yourself. No bags allowed. Make sure you have time to go to drop off your Sim seminar stuff before we go infield and that makes me think that they had a guy just like get off the plane and like bring his bag it's
Unknown Speaker 16:34
it made me don't bring a bag so you don't steal any of the women.
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Would you like to see how big my guns you made? You want to see if you can fit less what? How to catch women? Literally. Um, I don't know. What should I wear? During the day whatever you like for infields make sure you have clothes you can wear to a nightclub, leather shoes boots, fitted jeans and preferably a button up shirt or effort or or a cool jacket. Oh, mystery expects all students to make an effort to peacock wear necklaces, rings, earrings, bracelets and cuddle first bit colorful scars you will be sent a fashion inspiration collage
Unknown Speaker 17:38
you know I wouldn't be interested. I kind of want one of them to like give me a makeover like I don't really wear like any jewelry at all. I don't pee that
Unknown Speaker 17:48
rings. Scars Come on man. Not that there's anything wrong with men wearing the jewelry and stuff they're referring to is like, I can picture dazzled just crazy look on
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this. Yeah.
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Um, and, and how much will this all cost me? Oh, you might ask. I'm going to try to guess. Um, so the prices that I got for all of these I translated from Euros. So it's kind of like, a little bit funky,
Unknown Speaker 18:28
but I'm going to go $1,000 For the bootcamp.
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I want I guess a little higher. Oh, fuck 3000 4330 No, yes. It's like, if
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I sold my car right now, I would not get that much.
Unknown Speaker 18:49
None of that covers like you have to pay your own airfare. And none of that covers like, you know, greed or club clubbing Nastassja cards and I assume you're probably gonna have to be buying some women drinks on the infield stuff. So like, that's gonna get expensive quick.
Unknown Speaker 19:05
Wow. I'm just a lot five grand for three days.
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But wait, there's more. Oh, good. So there's also a master residential package, which is available in more locations like Bali and Tokyo. And this will only cost you about $8,600. Right? Yeah, shock. Your face is just like I don't even know what to believe about this. Like just
Unknown Speaker 19:39
half of some people's like yearly salary. Yeah, like
Unknown Speaker 19:47
it's a scam for sure. Okay, so what is the residential? The Beckster lifestyles residential is a five day 50 plus hour intensive attraction. acceleration package, which will provide you with theoretical and practical training in the areas of dating, attraction and seduction. It's like they had to turn in an essay. And they had to
Unknown Speaker 20:17
get a word out. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 20:20
But I just 50 out 50 Plus our intensive attraction acceleration package. So God, there's just so much time, so much time, cuz like, I've been to conferences for different stuff when I can't. This kind of seems like a miniature version of that. I just can't imagine.
Unknown Speaker 20:43
That would be better. If this was a conference, like can you imagine a whole like, oh god conference place, like, full,
Unknown Speaker 20:51
it'd be interesting to be like, the only girl there and see what happens. I mean, it'd be scary, but also
Unknown Speaker 20:57
be scared for my fucking life.
Unknown Speaker 21:00
Um, you will receive the tips, advice, tweaks, skills, tools and techniques that will enable you to become your most social confident and attractive and seductive. So I'm not gonna lie, I feel like I need some of these classes, just from the things that they're describing. This is but ya know, like $8,000 Furthermore, we will do all this not through superficial means. But through the enhancement of, of that which you already have, even if you don't realize what it is that you actually do have. Yeah, there's
Unknown Speaker 21:36
a date mic within us all. The V awaken.
Unknown Speaker 21:40
Yeah, pull out your inner date, Mike. So yeah, it's it's kind of funny, because it's like, I'm have a little more to read on that page. But just as I was, like, reading through a lot of this, it's just kind of like, this is really just a bunch of like, self conscious. dudes just wanting to connect with other dudes and, like, become themselves. I don't, this is a really funny, weird approach to it. Because it's like, wrapped in like, it's because I can't attract women. And instead of like, these are issues I have with myself.
Unknown Speaker 22:20
Why can't they just like, work on their confidence and like, be themselves and then go do their own field work or whatever? Yeah, like,
Unknown Speaker 22:28
if you do that women might just come to you. You don't have to go to a club and try to like, whisper in their ear and do magic tricks and like, touch their shoulder and
Unknown Speaker 22:43
like, an old man, touching your shoulders is just, oh, I can't. Can't I hate old men? And yeah, you know, then, like, if you ever tried to call him out, they like, just from a different time. It's like, I don't fucking
Unknown Speaker 23:03
care. Yeah, me. Or they're like, Oh, I just thought you were pretty or like, oh, anyway, how is our residential structured. Um, we teach the lifestyle residential over a 50 hour five day continuous or non continuous period with each day being split between daytime and nighttime attraction training. So you got to learn how to do it. And the day,
Unknown Speaker 23:35
oh, boy in the night, because you can to? Well, more than likely you can't get the ladies drunk. Yeah, during the day.
Unknown Speaker 23:45
So you got to go to like a coffee shop and bug people trying to have a nice personal outing.
Unknown Speaker 23:51
So quick question. I don't know if you'll know the answer. But is the goal to have a relationship or is it just to do it?
Unknown Speaker 24:03
So I think from what I was reading, it seems like those are the two different goals for somebody to have relationship for some days. It's just get the account up, which like, Yeah, and so it continues on and says these aspects are further divided into theoretical and infield sessions. So we go from night from day and night. And then it gets deeper into theoretical and infield so theoretical.
Unknown Speaker 24:35
Like how to pick eight stuff girl at a graveyard. Like I know your dad just died, but we show you this magic.
Unknown Speaker 24:44
Um, I know that your dad's gonna be bone soon, but I got a bone for you. Oh, yeah. Oh, um, so yeah, so it gets Further down, divided into theoretical and field sessions with the majority of your training taking place, and the walkways, coffee houses, shopping malls, museums, galleries, bars and nightclubs. This is why women don't want to go anywhere.
Unknown Speaker 25:17
A lot of places do boy. Yeah, like
Unknown Speaker 25:21
I don't know, I a lot of time if I'm if I'm going to a coffee house, I'm meeting friends there, or I'm going there with like, my laptop to like, do work. I don't want anybody to talk to me. Yeah. Um, so if you approach man, a coffee house, I'm just automatically going to hate you. Shopping malls, like, I don't know, malls, or I don't want to be there anyway, because there's too much going on. Like, I just want to get my items and leave.
Unknown Speaker 25:47
I'm just always feel like something bad's gonna happen in a mall. I don't know why, but I'm just like, there's gonna be a mass shooting while I'm in the small, like, I just can't think.
Unknown Speaker 25:59
Yeah, I mean, there's just so many people in there like you don't know. And they have those. I don't know if the malls that you went to had shops like these. But in Mississippi, I remember one of the malls had a little kiosk thing that had like Ninja Stars and Samurai swords. And
Unknown Speaker 26:17
yeah, no, I don't think I've seen that.
Unknown Speaker 26:21
And I was like, someone's just gonna, like, fucking grab one of those things cuz and just run by grab it and just start going fucking crazy. Yeah, um,
Unknown Speaker 26:31
it's an odd choice to put them all. Yeah, okay. And,
Unknown Speaker 26:37
um, and during the course, you will still receive the same foundation information as on the bootcamp, which if practice is all you need to interact with a spark attraction with those you desire. Oh. But in addition, the extra hours give you much more practice time with your professional instructors drip cutter in with your professional instructors and coaches on hand. Their continuous real world feedback will help you to easily get over any sticking points and quickly perfect. Those newly learned skills of yours. The overriding system we teach you I don't I don't get what this overriding system is. But the overriding system we teach you is a mixture of Baxter's I'm sorry, you can't be a pickup artist and call yourself fucking Baxter. Like that's
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Beck's Okay.
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B EC k, s t er. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 27:42
I was thinking like X. Yeah, like, B x sound actually
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might might make it a little sexy. Yeah, the
Unknown Speaker 27:50
X would definitely add sex appeal.
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But this just, I don't know. This just sounds like nerdier because it just sounds like someone is named Becky. And she's really dorky and people are just like oh, so Baxter. So they teach a mixture of Baxter's supernatural game and mystery method 2.0 Supernatural like, what? I don't, I don't know. Maybe it's just like came out of this world. Um, but it's funny, because so his thing is called supernatural game. And then like, the other guy's name is mystery. These guys are trying to sound really like intriguing,
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or like mysterious, whole dark and handsome history
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with my crazy ass hat. So this results in a method that seemingly seamlessly combines the beliefs and mindsets of the natural seducer with the learned techniques of the so called pickup artists. It's very fluid method that Beckster in mystery have developed and perfected over their 25 year journeys and one which they have taught successfully on countless occasions to clients from many different backgrounds and different people.
Unknown Speaker 29:16
Probably it's funny to so just some of these that I've read you know, it's like oh, you know, we we're not like other pickup artists you know, we're trying to like cool pickup art Yeah, trying to be like nicer we go for a relationship. But how are you doing this like professionally for like, so long to just be like, I'm in it to start relationships, but like, you don't have a fucking relationship after you've been doing for like, Oh, I'm and they're also bonuses. Oh, if you purchase the London one near the t shirt. Um, no, but that would be awesome. We should make our own t shirt. Oh, yeah. Like Baxter mystery toy. 21 residential Declasse. Um, but so keep in mind that this These packages are blue about 8600 bucks. And so some of the bonuses for this, if you get the London one, you get a private added to the private Whatsapp group which is a estimated worth of about 1700 bucks.
Unknown Speaker 30:26
No, it's not that's a free app and there's weirdos on it. You shouldn't have to pay to get into a group like $0 value. Like,
Unknown Speaker 30:41
I'm surprised they don't just have like a free discord or something to
Unknown Speaker 30:44
um, we should start one. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 30:48
Give them people real advice and like actual like therapy and stuff. They're like, wow, I didn't need to get a girl to make myself feel better. And if you refer a friend, you both get 25% off. So are thinking you know, 1000s of dollars. Yeah, good savings, good for us to maybe get some of those skills of what were some of their listed skills to tell stories that captivate captivate an audience? Oh, okay. Yeah, we
Unknown Speaker 31:16
can definitely use that keep Conversations
Unknown Speaker 31:17
LIVE. Improve your social skills and confidence. Okay, Sign me up. Very much need that. And just to wrap it up, so they also have virtual sessions of this of the residential package. And those those are cheaper. All right, it's only gonna cost you about 2500 bucks. Wow. And what it says for that is you will join students that are in our events location, as well as other virtual students, you will be getting five days of true and you will be getting five days of true residential experience. Yes, you won't get to come in the infield. But you will be able to join the seminars and debriefs and you'll be given homework and missions. No,
Unknown Speaker 32:08
don't do that.
Unknown Speaker 32:10
Yeah, well give God like a mission like please don't call it stuff missions. You will be treated like any other students. Except you're not fucking there. We will code through Yeah, if your card
Unknown Speaker 32:25
game is weak, you're just there's no feedback for it. can't learn that shit on your own. This one's extra rip off. Oh, the Oh, the virtual one.
Unknown Speaker 32:35
Oh, sorry. I thought you're talking about the pop filter. I was like, Oh, no. Oh, yeah. This one is an extra wet rip off. Yeah, I kind of imagined like, they bring a camera. Like, they I don't think they do this. But they bring like a camera to like the clubs and be like, Oh, um, but so they also just have some video bundles that you can get it's a 40 plus hours of content. Um, I didn't get the prices on those. And I didn't really want to click around on them. Because, uh, the way that their buttons were styled were like, I contain a virus. Like, they're just like Darian and red and like so yeah, I did not click around on that stuff. But But yeah, the only other thing I have written about this is just Hi. I mentioned before, just like just, it's just like a bunch of bros just wanting to find themselves and find friends along the way. I mean, deep down. I think that's all they really want. So
Unknown Speaker 33:38
if they didn't talk about women in such a derogatory way, I would not have any issue. Yes, you know, but I don't know. It sounds like we're just gonna trick. Don't bitches. Chicken with my magic tricks.
Unknown Speaker 34:00
Maybe they're like, um, like, if she believes her magic trick. She'll date me for sure. or so? I don't know. It's like in the shows. I'm like, Ah, it's just so gross. Because some of some of the challenges are like, You need to get a girl to kiss you. Oh, and it's just like, like, it's just they do stuff and I think one guy that was like a magician he was like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna do this magic trick. Here's like, it's just a piece of gum. I'm going to put it in my mouth. And then um, you come and get it don't worry I'm not gonna like touch you or anything when she goes to get the gum until they're kind of like mouth mouth and then he just like goes into like kisser and then just kind of like very forcefully continues to dislike furnture hard and that's fucking assault. You can tell she's uncomfortable. But she's not saying anything. What What can you do? I mean,
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via h1 Did you say via h1?
Unknown Speaker 35:07
I don't know if this was the VHF one one or another one that was like in Canada, but like there I think this Mr. Mystery dude was a judge on it. But it's just like I don't know. If there's like a club, where you go in and like everyone is like, I'm totally okay if people come up and kiss me like, that's cool, but don't be like, Don't worry, I'm not gonna kiss you and then just like fucking grab overhead. Yeah. To be arrested. Uncomfortable. Well,
Unknown Speaker 35:50
I can take us to something a little bit more lighthearted. Okay. Well, I guess it's not 100% light hearted because someone did die. Rip to this legend. So
Unknown Speaker 36:04
it's like, no hearted.
Unknown Speaker 36:07
Oh, yeah. Still hard. This is a story about Jennifer. So you mentioned her in? I think it was episode two. And we're talking about the girl that died from masturbating with the carrier. Ah, yes. So I went back to watch her episode of 1000 ways to die. And it's called Kill though. Like deal though.
Unknown Speaker 36:35
Pretty clever. Made me think of just like Killdozer like MERV Meyer. Fuck that guy. Let's continue. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 36:46
Um, okay, so the episode tells a story of a nymphomaniac. So what they called her in the episode, which, who knows if she actually fucking was or if they're just talking trash? Either way, like, whatever. So Jennifer went to the grocery store. And she's just like a sexy lady. She likes sex. She sees an employee of the grocery store. And he's standing there in the produce department. And he has a squirt bottle. And he was just standing there. Squirting cucumbers. I guess this grocery store does have a Mr. Standing there and like, a cut off shirt with his muscles just
Unknown Speaker 37:35
missing right hand. Yep. Fancy grocery store. And Mr. And so does this. turn her on? Yes. So Jennifer's super fuckin into it.
Unknown Speaker 37:47
She comes up next to him. And I was like, staring at him. And she takes a single carrot. And like, slowly puts it into this bag while making eye contact with
Unknown Speaker 38:00
like, it's like condom.
Unknown Speaker 38:02
Yeah. So I guess she has friends coming into town so she doesn't have time to mess around with the grocery store guy. So she goes home starts unpacking her groceries and she just can't stop thinking about the cucumber Mister Mister. So, Mr. Mr. So she peels this carrot and is like I'm gonna go to town like I have stuff to do, but I can't stop thinking about the cucumber guy, so I'm just gonna carry it it up in the show. It shows her laying on a bed. She's lit all these candles. But doesn't she have things to do? Little these candles and she's wearing lingerie. Like in qatal, a guy wrote when masturbate, they like candles. They were fancy lingerie. And then it showed the carrot. It was a peeled carrot just like sitting on the table like with the candles and she's like looking at it seductive. So, she starts going to town I guess with the pointy end into her and she ends up there's a rough edge of the carrot. Which sliced through the vaginal wall incense an air embolism to the heart. Oh and the doctor that's they brought an actual doctor to talk about this. He's like in a nerdy voice. He's saying all this he's like during the masturbation process
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no But you've never had sex.
Unknown Speaker 40:05
And then the narrator says, there would be no happy ending to this veggie tale. And then at the end of the segment, they do this like dramatic slow mo drop of the carrot. It's symbolic of how things went, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 40:27
Yeah, that was always to die. Just like, has so much cheesy shitty humor.
Unknown Speaker 40:35
Yeah, I haven't watched it a long time. But I knew we're gonna be talking about some sexy stuff. So I decided we should revisit that.
Unknown Speaker 40:45
When I watched it. Um, I think the first episode sometime last year, because I was like, oh, Brad. I used to love the show when I was a kid. And then I watched the first episode, and I was like, Shit, I can't watch can't like binge watch. I know there's
Unknown Speaker 41:00
such random shit like, Oh, I'm just gonna die it anyway.
Unknown Speaker 41:05
So one guy on the first episode, they talked about so he gets he was a trucker. He goes to trucker stop, and then he gets like, ran over by an 18 Wheeler. And it's, I guess it runs over like half his body, but he's still like, kind of alive, but kind of separated. And then they took his Habs to different hospital.
Unknown Speaker 41:28
Dude.
Unknown Speaker 41:32
I don't know if there was even like, a chance of them saving his life or anything like that at all. I just thought that was funny. I mean, that sucks. Like, but just, but like, if I die, that would be some shit that happens. Like like, Oops, we like top her boobs off or my accident or something? Like a no.
Unknown Speaker 42:01
Well, speaking of boobs, we have something very special for everyone. So a little backstory. I'm in this Facebook group, and it's called. It's 2005. And this is cool as hell. And people talk about things from that time frame. And someone posted in the group, like hey, did anybody else write like really over sexualized fanfiction? And everybody's commenting talking about their weird Harry Potter stuff that they wrote. One person I saw her mom found her Harry Potter erotica and like made her ribs. Oh my god, that would be so embarrassing. That would be awful. But then there was a wonderful person named Becky that wrote that she
Unknown Speaker 43:06
wrote the Baxter wrote that she used to write some jack tush fan fiction. Fiction. And everyone in the comments was like, we need to see this now. I mean, like hundreds if not 1000 people wanted to see the story. So I guess she went through old stuff and found her folder of stuff and it had like a little sticker label on it. That's like, jackass, Viva la bam. Probably had like hearts on it. So she typed it up, and it's really amazing. And Jamie and I are going to read this for you.
Unknown Speaker 43:57
So yeah, here we go. I woke up to someone's lips on mine. I thought it was bam. Until I opened my eyes. It was Rab Hey, said grab that guy. What are you doing? I whispered. I love you Becky.
Unknown Speaker 44:17
Whispered grab.
Unknown Speaker 44:19
What? You know I'm BAMs girlfriend. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 44:23
Don't worry, baby. He's asleep.
Unknown Speaker 44:26
What if he wakes up?
Unknown Speaker 44:28
He won't. I was sleeping pills and everyone's except mine and yours. And trust me a bulldozer couldn't wake them up.
Unknown Speaker 44:42
You did this. All this just for sex? Yeah, you're sick. Come on.
Unknown Speaker 44:49
We're both naked and in bed. Someone just wants us to have sex tonight.
Unknown Speaker 44:59
Yeah, you You I know this was all just a scheme so we could have sex. Look, Becky,
Unknown Speaker 45:06
it wasn't just because I wanted action. It's also because I love you. You're beautiful.
Unknown Speaker 45:11
You're really hot too. I thought he was but I couldn't have sex with him. I was BAMs girlfriend.
Unknown Speaker 45:17
So let's do it. I've got protection. You could you could lose your virginity from me. Whatever. No.
Unknown Speaker 45:37
Yeah, let's do it. I jumped on top of him and started to make out with him. The covers were still over.
Unknown Speaker 45:47
He started playing with my boobs and looking. He grabbed the covers and put them over us, our private if we're
Unknown Speaker 45:54
touching, just touching now, though, you moved up and down. Soon, I actually felt them go inside me. And at that moment, I knew I was a virgin, no more. Someone was inside of me for the first time and it felt so good. I tried being quiet. But then an orgasm came. I started moaning. You sure no one will wake up. I said through the mountains. Yeah, positive.
Unknown Speaker 46:19
He says moving up and down and around.
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He started the slobber all over my mouth. We were both sloppy kissers at the moment. My whole face was slobbery.
Unknown Speaker 46:39
I love you, Becky. drab.
Unknown Speaker 46:44
I love you to rob. I said I felt his penis moving around in my vagina which made me moan louder in more 30 minutes past the sex. That I felt him come out of me. He wasn't inside of me. I was no longer a virgin. I lost my virginity to brab I always thought it would be a spam. But no, it was spontaneous. Just the way I would have wanted it. It was great. So how was your first six? Said Rab? It was great. I said But Rob, please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to know. I won't. Thanks. That was amazing Rabb I'm happy I lost my virginity tonight to you. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 47:37
well, we better get to bed just in case someone wakes up night Becky. Good night
Unknown Speaker 47:41
Rabb. I close my eyes and fell asleep. The
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fucking masterpiece. And this was written by probably like a 12 year old girl. Obviously.
Unknown Speaker 47:54
She loved the like I put sleeping pills and everyone's drinks except for mine and yours. Like he fucking drugged everybody so he could sex her.
Unknown Speaker 48:06
He didn't just want to sex. She's beautiful and he loves what's your favorite part of it? Um, so that part.
Unknown Speaker 48:21
And the he said moving up, down and around.
Unknown Speaker 48:29
Makes me think of like blow up things of the
Unknown Speaker 48:34
well wailing inflatable arm to men. Just makes me think of SpongeBob when he's like, bring it around. And the sloppy kissers, like
Unknown Speaker 48:49
covering all over my face.
Unknown Speaker 48:54
And the How was your first sex?
Unknown Speaker 48:56
Yeah. Plastic. I really like 30 more minutes past if the sex
Unknown Speaker 49:05
we had the sex for so long. Oh, God,
Unknown Speaker 49:13
just weird. And one of the plot holes that I found in this is that he keeps telling her like, hey, you know, nobody's gonna wake up. And then after they're done doing it, he's like, Let's go to bed.
Unknown Speaker 49:31
That's true. Because even a bulldozer couldn't wake them up.
Unknown Speaker 49:36
Yeah, I guess he's more powerful than a bulldozer. Oh, lucky her. Must have been some real good sex.
Unknown Speaker 49:47
Yeah, that's kind of funny because it's like they won't wake up anyone during the sex. But they will during their cuddle Tara quiet slash session.
Unknown Speaker 49:58
What are they toweling off their slobbery faces
Unknown Speaker 50:03
he's probably just like, don't talk to me house go to bed bitch.
Unknown Speaker 50:09
I really hope that the Baxter puts out some more of this. I'm gonna be on the lookout. We'll definitely do another reading if she does. Yeah, I went to see if I could find any other Jack tush, fan fiction. And I found a couple different things, but they were really long. I found where it was a girl working on the set of Jackass is a medic, and her and Johnny Knoxville had. Oh, yeah, it was long. I didn't read it. I think he was probably like my favorite. Yeah, mine too. I got BAM was pretty cute. I definitely would have rather lost my virginity to bam. Yeah. Then Rab. I felt like that was a random choice.
Unknown Speaker 51:02
Yeah, um, yeah, I think a giant Knoxville Viva la bam. And fuck, what was his name? Billy valo. He wasn't on any of those shows. But he was in a band called him. His infernal majesty, which is where BAM got the hologram from and they would hang out sometime.
Unknown Speaker 51:23
That's a fedora magic situation.
Unknown Speaker 51:29
I mean, honestly, he could kinda lean Fedora he. I think I just thought he was so hot that it didn't.
Unknown Speaker 51:37
Yeah. I feel like bam. A little fedora. He he likes to wear those chunky Rings and Things. Yeah, he's like, there's gloves.
Unknown Speaker 51:47
Yeah, he would wear like the fingerless gloves and shit all the time. It's still like very few and far between people can pull off the fingerless gloves.
Unknown Speaker 52:01
Yeah. I agree.
Unknown Speaker 52:06
Although, I did have to have fingerless gloves whenever I played saxophone, because like when you get the keys and stuff, it's easier to not have the ones that slip. So I was like, God, I feel like a fucking loser. I mean, I was in band playing saxophone. So like I was already a loser anyway. Yeah, this is the cherry on. I was just a severely outerwear nerd. I'm blushing. Yeah. swooshing.
Unknown Speaker 52:42
This is something that we talked about a couple episodes ago. I
Unknown Speaker 52:48
don't think we said the name for it, though. Did we agree?
Unknown Speaker 52:52
No. Oh, so we didn't say the name. So I think that solution is the Fetish that we're talking about. So we were talking about this lady making punch and a toilet turned out shitty. Yeah. File. And I guess I've seen a couple of her other videos and I didn't realize that but I'll get into her a little bit later.
Unknown Speaker 53:20
Quick question. She does she use the same toilet and all of them?
Unknown Speaker 53:24
Yes. Yeah. Okay. So hopefully they have that bathroom closed off. This person was really weird as we'll find out in a little bit, so probably not. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 53:37
we expensive to keep up your dedicated splashing room.
Unknown Speaker 53:43
So splashing aka wet and messy fetish or wham is a sexual or sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods have different tastes, textures, textures or temperatures. Eating food off of said person is optional. It is common to practice or the splashy to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of food on their bare skin. A splasher can be nude or closed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verbs blush. Many people with WAM fetishes are drawn to tactile sensations of wet or messy substances against their skin. I hate that. Yeah, it's the worst. I hate things on my hands. This is why I got so into this because I was like, This is my nightmare to learn about. Oh yeah. And if you're into squashing like seriously no judgment, like I said, I think I'm just fascinated by it because it's the opposite of what I want to do. Yeah, but if you want to do it, hell yeah.
Unknown Speaker 54:58
It's like it. can't stop staring at insect eggs because they die just don't like them and so I'm just like I can't look away because you're possessed by the tapeworm. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 55:11
spreading the good word.
Unknown Speaker 55:12
I am. But oh yeah, I can't really like, like I mentioned before on the show like I just can't take food in places that like it doesn't like food not on a plate. I can't take it. I don't know why. I don't like it. But Sploosh isn't Sploosh also what they call this the stuff and I'm calling them books and movies holes. Like the peach so
Unknown Speaker 55:45
maybe so it's SPL Oh, sh ing. So I guess it's splosh. Did I maybe I said blue
Unknown Speaker 55:55
Yes, blue Sploosh is from holes. Um, so is this called Sploosh or block?
Unknown Speaker 56:03
I guess? Splashing
Unknown Speaker 56:05
that'd be hilarious. Because now when like future generations have to go back and read that book, they'd be like I'm trying to google it but I was just coming out because I put
Unknown Speaker 56:22
so while you're looking at that, oh, read over some common substances which we talked about last time that how to basic I guess that's what this is. Messy substances most commonly used by WAM participants include with green eggs, milk paint, oil, mud pudding, chocolate sauce, fruit juice, beer, shaving foam shampoo, soap, custard, baked beans,
Unknown Speaker 56:46
no, not the baked beans. I hate people putting baked beans.
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Ketchup, ice cream, peanut butter, slime, and batter among others.
Unknown Speaker 56:56
So I know people do like whipped cream and stuff. This seems like a different level of this is extreme
Unknown Speaker 57:05
that like and I guess baked? Yeah, I can't.
Unknown Speaker 57:11
It's like the least sexiest food and
Unknown Speaker 57:14
so I think the toilet thing is kind of a combination of squashing. And this other thing called sow, sow salary of stupid. So Leary. Celerio Philia, which is a sexual fetish that involves celery involves deriving erotic pleasure from soiling or just shoveling the object of one's desire usually an attractive person. It may involve damaging their clothing covering them in mud or filth or messing their hair or makeup up.
Unknown Speaker 57:56
So like politicians.
Unknown Speaker 58:00
Yes. So I guess the toilet stuff is kind of a combination of those two things because usually in those weird videos, the girls like digging your hands into things and like reaching in the toilet and all that shit. So
Unknown Speaker 58:19
I think in their feet and then you're probably
Unknown Speaker 58:23
saw some crazy shit. Oh, did you find the splashing or squishing?
Unknown Speaker 58:29
Oh, so well. I looked up Sploosh um, and so I'm on urban dictionary and as a lot of different things. So one is a female getting wet. And it says oh my god while watching Magic Mike. I was pushing so hard you could take a bath um, also female ejaculation not associated with golden showers. I don't know why that's such a spesification Yeah. Sploosh a smoothie, but better made with peach banana. yogurt and honey. So yeah, looks like from holes. Um All right. Oh, splish unclear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at high velocity.
Unknown Speaker 59:25
High Velocity.
Unknown Speaker 59:30
Um, what would you say was the worst item that you came across them putting in these toilet bowls?
Unknown Speaker 59:38
It's really hard to say. Um, so I'll go over a couple things I saw um,
Unknown Speaker 59:46
I'm sorry to make you relive this.
Unknown Speaker 59:50
It's okay. I had fun watching them because they were just so bizarre and all of these videos have the weirdest vibe to them like I don't even know. I don't know, they're just so awkward. And in the videos, you know, they're like, Oh, I'm just like making a salad. But it's so fucking weird that you know, it's for another audience, you know. So the first one I'll talk about this chick took this huge log of ground beef and put it into a pan. And then she poured Coca Cola all over it. Okay, and then she took the coke bottle and cut off the top part. So it has the little spout that you pour, and then like a couple inches of the, you know how it like rounds and she like cut off that top part.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:48
Okay, so it's just like more of a tubular like, yeah, cylinder.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:52
So she takes the Coca Cola soaked meat, which it's just in a pan and dumped it on top and cooked it all now. Okay, so ground beef. So then she puts it into the Coca Cola tube, like, shoves it in the big end. And then she takes a stick and shoves it in there. And then there's a guy filming it, and he's like, oh, yeah, like, pack that meat in there. Like, is it really in there? She pushes from the bottom. And so it like puts this like meat stick? Like, oh, they'll
Unknown Speaker 1:01:30
be like a push up pop. Yeah, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:32
kind of like a corndog. But it's like this raw ground beef that's soaked in Coca Cola. So I guess she's like, making meat sticks or whatever. I don't know what she said. I didn't watch much of that one cuz I knew I had better things to
Unknown Speaker 1:01:48
get to. Oh, my coke sauce.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:51
Yeah, I saw another one where it was these twins that I think they were doing it is more of just a thing to be weird. They aren't actually into this like, oh, wham community or whatever. They made tea and the toilet. No. So they put some tea bags in there. And they're just like, poking it with a toilet brush and like swishing it around. And this is the first one I gagged it. I mean, it was just, it was gross. So then they scoop some out of it, put it on the back of the toilet. Save it for later. And then they make pasta in the toilet. Know
Unknown Speaker 1:02:31
what the tea brew are like they flushed it. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:02:35
yeah, they flushed that. And then they took a canned tomato sauce. poured it in there. Is there water in the toilet? Yeah. Okay, there's water, which thank you for bringing that up. Slavery that'll come into play. They put the tomato sauce. And then this is how I figured out they're not really into this. They're just doing it to be weird. Because they drop the it was like a can that you'd use a can opener for they dropped that into the toilet. And they got a garbage bag and put it over their hands to reach in and get it out. So it's like you fucking posers. You're not a washer at all. And they put the pasta in there and mated and whatever. And they're like, Oh, the pasta is floating. That means it's ready.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:25
It's a floater.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:27
Yeah. I was gagging a lot during that one because they got some tomato sauce, like on the outside rim of the toilet. And it was it was so gross. And they took some of that out of the toilet. And then they played rock paper scissors to see who was going to drink some of
Unknown Speaker 1:03:44
it. Oh, and did they drink it?
Unknown Speaker 1:03:48
She took a tiny little sip. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:51
Tea. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, I guess too if they're, like, having bets over who asked to drink? They definitely don't. Yeah, like,
Unknown Speaker 1:04:00
I don't know why I told you about that one. But it was so gross. I just I needed to vent.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:07
Yeah, I think you sent me like a screencap of one and I was like no, I can't I can't even like look.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:14
Then I found I don't remember her real name. But her tic tock handle is banana loves you too. And she's the original one that I saw that made the punch in the toilet. Ah, okay, so apparently her whole channel is doing just weird shit that falls within this splashing and celery Obeah she made a milkshake. So with a lot of these she'll clog the toilet first. And then put the stuff in and when milkshake, she put the chocolate syrup in the toilet tank, which was empty. Yeah, there's no water. So then she does her ice cream and toppings and whatever, and then flushes it and like a little bit of water came out and the chocolate syrup. And she goes into making chocolate milk. And of course, he can see your boobs. You know, it's a low cut shirt, and her husband's filming it and he's like, oh, yeah, this looks like it'll be a good milkshake. Like, what My milkshake brings to the bathroom with toilet milkshake. It was very odd. So sort of looking at her other videos. And she has a whole wide variety. She doesn't just do toilet food.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:52
Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:05:53
she well, she'll tie dye stuff in the toilet, wash your hair in the toilet does a lot of stuff like that. She likes to do these pranks in public where she's wearing a like a tube top and like wraps herself in a towel and then like makes it look like she's flashing somebody but people do that before. She likes that. She likes some of the other WAM stuff. Like she does a bunch of stuff with the paint. She'll do just weird projects where her hands are all in paint. Oh, like getting like messy and yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:34
frenzy of that episode of king of the hill when Peggy gets she's like, Oh, I'm a foot model, but it's actually just like squash videos or whatever. And she's like, stomping on eggshells.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:47
Do I thought about doing that before so big feet like I should do this. Oh, but back to weird people. There was one more thing I wanted to share about banana loves you. Oh, yeah. Channel. So she has a bunch of weird stuff with birth. She made this video. And it was kind of recreating that Halloween costume that we saw of the guy getting burst. Oh, yeah. So she took her brand and like kind of set on her. And then she put some leggings on and then cut a hole into the leggings. So the friend could like, pop her head out. Oh, and she has several other videos about like birthing creepy baby dolls and stuff. So I guess birth is another finish which I never thought about.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:47
Is that like a? She's like teaching like Lumos kind of thing, or is this like you can she's making videos? Yeah, she's making a video.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:55
She's like, Oh, my water broke. And she has a Balloon.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:02
Balloon ers. And whatever the pregnancy people are. Or birth
Unknown Speaker 1:08:07
birth people on a next sexy episode that we do. I'll have to get that one.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:17
There was a, I don't know if this was something that you had told me about. I think it was on a podcast I listened to. But um, it was about the sky that was into, like, like wearing diapers and stuff like that. And he it was this part just made me like, very uncomfortable, but good for them. But he was like, his wife was also into this stuff. And he was like, Yeah, nobody knew it. But at the altar, we were wearing a girl wearing both wearing diapers and shit. When he was just like, it was just the thrill of just like, you know, us knowing and no one else knowing it's like I just imagine like, the groom, whatever it goes, like if they did like some of the traditional American wedding stuff like the garter thing. Okay, that's,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:17
that's fucking weird to me. Like you should talk about weddings sometimes. Yeah, because yes, you and I both didn't have a traditional wedding. I know. Both of us didn't want to do that garter shit dance with her dad in front of everybody. Yeah, like there's so much weird stuff
Unknown Speaker 1:09:34
with that. Yeah, I'm just not down. And um, I don't Is it? Is it the husband that takes the garter off? Or is it the like the best man or something? I think it's
Unknown Speaker 1:09:44
the husband and then he like, brings it? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:48
I don't know why, but it's just so weird to me. It's like, Hey, this is my my wife's crotch who wants it? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:53
and I've seen videos where they like stick their head under the dress.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:00
Yeah, like I've I've seen that too and so I was just kind of thinking about that with like them wearing the diapers like because for some reason I was thinking like the bus man or someone the gardener off and I'm just like goes under their dress and sees like the diaper and it's like,
Unknown Speaker 1:10:16
oh treatment me and Brandon say that all the time if we Oh, but I guess that's enough toilet talk for now.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:39
Yeah, we're done with all this sexiness.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:42
Let's give it a flush.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:45
It's making chocolate milk
Unknown Speaker 1:10:48
no that shit oh yeah, so it was funny. So one time a little girl or a little cat Arif, she got into a tub and she was like jumping around in there and so anytime she's like, done something we're like, oh your whatever girl like you know, she'll play with a ball little ball girl. So she got him tub and Brian was like, Oh, you're a little tough girl. And I was like, Don't say that again. He was like, Yep, I realized that but yeah, that's, um, so we'll just close out with that shit. Thank you first listen then. Maybe. Huh?
Unknown Speaker 1:11:34
I said by tub girls.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:37
Stay. I'm covered in mud and baked beans.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:43
And chicken breasts. Mm hmm. Eggs, chicken.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:47
chicken cream and do cringey stuff and tell us about it. Yeah, please. Alright, catch you guys on the next one.
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