Join the ladies on a special adventure that involves blowfly girl and red hot mama girls fishing. After all, its episode 69! (nice!)
Join the ladies on a special adventure that involves blowfly girl and red hot mama girls fishing. After all, its episode 69! (nice!)
Full Maggot Story by Blowfly Girl: http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?zx=c7340760221fe73c
Deer Story - Second Maggot Story: http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2010/07/dead-deer-second-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=cb3aeae25c5482f8
Whang! Blowfly Girl: The Full Story - Tales From the Internet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LHOUCDDb7g
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
I went to Costco the other day. And I was in the checkout line. And my back was to this other guy that was checking out. And the lady that was checking him out, was like, Oh, you're my first meaning, like, first customer of the day. And he goes, I haven't heard that in a while.
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Well, good.
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Yeah, you're walking 55 Sir, like, you shouldn't have heard that for like, I don't know, a long time.
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Good, he's, he's kind of, I guess, good old guy, but good creep.
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And I turned to him and said you.
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But I don't think he heard me. Nice. But as you were kind of saying that. I was in line at CVS the other day, and I'm this guy. I was walking past to get to the self checkout, and he was waiting in line. And he had his hand behind his back holding what he was wanting to purchase. And I was just kind of like, like, what is he? What is he doing because it's behind his back, but it was just like a pack of Trojans. And I was like, Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:23
what a gentleman. Yeah. There's still a little shy about it. Or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 1:30
Um, oh, welcome to nervous laughter podcast, everybody. Welcome. We're the secret condom podcast. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:41
Where's the magnums or whatever the fuck. I was kind of like, responding to that, because I was like, kind of interested. But I was like, I don't want I don't want to cry. Like I feel like I invaded his privacy because I liked fall when he was gonna purchase. So I was just like, trying very hard not to look just like looked up like, oh,
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look what you got. Did you ever feel that way about buying like pads and tampons when you're a teenager? Oh, like, I'm so embarrassed.
Unknown Speaker 2:12
It depends on like, who was checking me out? I think, like, I think I would usually try to go to like, an older woman.
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She's like, take care, sweetie. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2:23
Um, so today is a special day. Because it's episode 69 Fucking sexy day. Nice.
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We got that on the first track. anybody's wondering.
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Um, we're professionals. Now we are. But today
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my brain was kind of stuck on doing this.
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So we're doing it.
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Um, I have kind of like a little rundown on blue fly girl. Um, and for those who aren't familiar, she also had a posture encouraged
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she's well known for her maggot story that was spread around the internet in the early 2000s. So we'll be kind of getting into that a little bit. And it is very as all parts that are very disgusting. So we will be doing some little palate cleansers here and they're courtesy of Alyssa and some creepy old men on the internet. Yes. So I hope you guys enjoy
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so this was originally like posted in a geo cities page. I can picture it
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but it was behind like a content warning. The original like the original original was not archived because it was behind like that.
Unknown Speaker 3:48
And then her page got taken down and stuff but luckily for her your story was disgusting enough to get spread around the internet
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Yeah.
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So she was able to repost it to a Blogspot account later. Um, I'm gonna kind of read parts of the story so I summarize some chunks of it is pretty long like it was like four pages long. So I
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I summarized some chunks of it but I did leave in some excerpts
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that I guess can give you the put you in the mood, not what I meant to say. If I can put in place of what the story is. I feel so sexy thinking about boy girl. Yeah. I will post the link to the full story in the show notes. So if you want to like read it in full, you can have at it.
Unknown Speaker 4:48
So bluefly girl visits a dumpster one Sunday afternoon at a restaurant that is closed on Sundays. The dumpster has a really good fence enclosure around it. So it's pretty private and
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quote, it's pretty stinky in there are flies buzzing around, which means there are things rotting inside there. And that's just perfect for me.
Unknown Speaker 5:09
Boys are perfect for her. Let's find out
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a few times in the past I climbed into the dumpster and masturbated nothing.
Unknown Speaker 5:21
That sounds pretty intense.
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All I can think of s t i t.
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Is that no ut ut I SBI is a car. Well, I think it's a six oh surely is transmitted infection. Either way it burns when you pee. Yeah, I bet that would make your pips burn.
Unknown Speaker 5:48
Most I'd ever done was take off my pants and against the dirty garbage bags. And one time I played there with my legs spread watching the flies land on me.
Unknown Speaker 5:59
So there's a lot of details about like the setting of like, garbage. Paradise. Yes. Paradise. Yes, sir. Neverland Ranch.
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Sweet Peridot.
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And just some of the emotions. She's having.
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emotions and feelings of this big moment for her. None of which include disgust somehow. Yeah, well, she she gets a little bit. Yes, but that's what she likes. Oh, it's part of it. Yeah. It, it kind of elaborates more in that in the story too. So, um,
Unknown Speaker 6:42
when I was ready, I calmly took off my sandals, my jeans and my panties. Both pairs. Just want to say hate the word panties. I know you hate it. Fucking hate it too. And two pairs in this hot dumpster environment. Don't like it already.
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And that, Oh, it wasn't just two pairs of panties. Quote, I was wearing two pairs of tight panties with a bunch of panty liners and crotch. Which keeps everything in my vagina from coming out when I move around. Whatever do you mean?
Unknown Speaker 7:18
She's a pre planner. We'll just say that if Yeah, but I was going all the way this time. So I went ahead and got completely naked. That was a weird feeling being totally nude inside the dumpster. It's very erotic. Yeah, would feel weird being naked in the nest. Yeah, my goal is to never fucking do that ever. Ever. It's reminding me of my birth.
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year the dumpster baby from It's Always Sunny.
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Taking them white trash to a very literal.
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Nice
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quote. I took a pair of rubber kitchen gloves out of my pants pocket and put them on. There was no way I could bring myself to actually touch a maggot with my bare hands.
Unknown Speaker 8:09
Yeah, that's the problem. Interesting. Take. Okay. Later she I will mention later. She does do things with the gloves off. So I guess it's kind of like progresses but we'll okay. We'll get to that part in the story.
Unknown Speaker 8:26
So she's chillin in the dumpster and she starts to go into detail about a little finger banging session that she starts with her.
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Why while admiring the trash that surrounds her back a very bad place to fingerbang but what do I know?
Unknown Speaker 8:49
I got back on my hands and knees and crawl to the other side of the dumpster. I sat down next to my garbage bag. I like that she has like my garbage bag. My garbage was my favorite.
Unknown Speaker 9:00
I definitely picked it up and placed it in front of me. The terrible smell was already stronger carefully. I tore the bag open and there were and there they were. There had to be 1000s of maggots kind of these yellow with a little with little black spots all over them all withering in a large mass. Oh, I don't like that.
Unknown Speaker 9:21
I just see. I just imagine like a large batch of maggots just like pulsating. Oh God. They do too. That's what it looks like. Yeah.
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Interesting continues. I couldn't even see the rotting meat underneath them. Dozens more maggots cloned to the inside of the black plastic, which was coated with a thick light brown slime. It was such a repulsive site. I thought I was going to throw up right there but I didn't. I took a few minutes to get control of myself. And we're gonna take a little pause.
Unknown Speaker 9:55
Keep you guys on edge there. Wipe the magazine away for a moment.
Unknown Speaker 10:00
Yeah, wipe that gross sludgy brown slime away. Oh, I do have a quick Funeral Home Story involving maggots. Oh, cool. Yeah. So I have
Unknown Speaker 10:17
I feel very supported, though. Thank you. So I got kind of familiar with maggots in my five ish years of being at the funeral home. And one time. You know, sometimes people kind of melt in the summer if they're not found, oh, man.
Unknown Speaker 10:38
They just like kind of decompose so much that they kind of just turn into like, oh, like a gooey, gooey. Yeah, everything's like gooey and like, just like maggots everywhere. A soup, if you will. A bit of a soup. Yeah, there's still some structure but everything's getting soupy.
Unknown Speaker 10:57
So we put someone in a body bag, and you just kind of like, get as much like of the soup into the bag as you can just to kind of keep it all together. And so the bags are sealed pretty well like, yeah, it's a big like zipper bag. Like one time you saw obviously
Unknown Speaker 11:17
didn't see like coming Deep Freeze. I
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think they do.
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But like some soup kind of got on the outside of the bag. And so my coworker was like, oh, like, here's like some paper towels. So we kind of like wiped off the outside of the bag. And then we were like, taking the body in the body bag like outside. And it was kind of like a shitty porch with like a nail sticking out. So I tripped on that. And like fell onto the bag. Like
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oh, God.
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Like, I mean, it had been paper tailed off, but I'm sure there was still some reasoning even just landing on it. Like
Unknown Speaker 12:03
yeah, I thought that you were gonna say like, oh my god cutters.
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Worse. Yeah, I've never jumped up faster in my fucking
Unknown Speaker 12:14
that just doesn't mean maybe a weird question, but it feels just like super mushy. And grossly I don't remember like I lost it. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 12:26
I barely hit it. And that was?
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Yeah. Hey, remember everything I was wearing that day? I don't know. Would you like to level
Unknown Speaker 12:38
it was not sexy. But I just remember because I was like, Okay, I have to wash the shirt like five times and then I threw away the shoes.
Unknown Speaker 12:48
That did the suit, though. I was gonna I was gonna say did the shoes get soupy? But like came out in a weird way? Not really. But like it was just there was soup on the floor. So I didn't want to risk it light on tracking around the house. Yeah, I'm sure there were like microscopic soup particles on them.
Unknown Speaker 13:10
But so sorry to get into my little good palate cleanser.
Unknown Speaker 13:17
So a couple episodes ago, you were awesome and found us some thirsty men online making you comments about a sexy ladies. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:28
And then even further back. I had told a story about carboy number three years old coworker that would watch videos on his lunch break of women in bikinis fishing. Oh, sorry. That like, like chills. Creepy. I feel like he's like,
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figured out a loophole to like watch porn at work. But yeah. Anyway, a friend of the podcast, Chris, we've had him on a couple episodes. He's also co host of zero fun podcast. He sent me a fucking gold mine that combines those two. Oh, thank you.
Unknown Speaker 14:10
It's awful. It's a Twitter called fishing hearts. And it's just pictures of hot mamas fishing. Yeah. And they're they're wearing bikinis. Some of the girls are just straight up naked. I didn't know you could do that on Twitter. Oh, well, I didn't know you could either. Yeah. Okay, so all the redus a couple Twitter's with titters. There's waters on Twitter.
Unknown Speaker 14:37
Oh, yeah. There's Twitter tweets and Twitter, Twitter tweets and Twitter just wants to tweet that's fucking hard to say Twitter's plotters integers
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trouble TV.
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So this is gonna be like a fucking 500 part series.
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I'm just
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gonna go on forever. Yeah, pretty much
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so um, one of the first pictures I clicked on, a gentleman named William said prettiest boobies on the internet.
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And it made me want to kill myself.
Unknown Speaker 15:20
Oh, it's just so funny. I don't know why
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I love movies. I will
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say boobs are great when
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someone like Twitter it's just like when the Pope's account like that, like, porn stars picture
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okay.
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The next picture
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I'll show I'll show you some of them later, just so I don't have to get up and down. But
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yeah, on this one particular picture. I have four comments that
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creeped me out. A gentleman named Manny said luscious area was also a pounding pussy long time a fish
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sorry, my brain was just like short circuit.
Unknown Speaker 16:25
What about a fish? Um, I guess he's commenting on what kind of fish he thinks it is in the picture and he says a pounding pussy long timey fish. I don't understand but it's weird to be like, I want to fuck you and nice fish.
Unknown Speaker 16:45
Hey, yeah.
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That brought back a fucking memory. I remember there's a picture on rotten.com of a guy putting his dick and officious
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I can still picture it is burned into my brain and not see that I did see a guy use a fish as a bottom low or a pipe or something. I will have to see if I can find that to make sure I'm not making it up. But I remember being like
Unknown Speaker 17:11
that's pretty bad. It's actually a shock. Not a fish. It's awful. flatheads
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someone named Joseph says can't name the fish but beautiful lady looks happy. Oh, there's one sentence. That one's nice in comparison. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 17:31
It's a palate cleanser for the pill. It is. I'll do one more palate cleanser. Frank says don't know what the fish is nice lady holding it.
Unknown Speaker 17:44
I like them aren't trying to be like too straightforward with I'm horny. They'll get progressively nastier saving the lighter ones for now.
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Bs
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so let's get back to this. Twitter's full of matters.
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Okay, so she continues. I scooped some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from maggots full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. No shit. Sure. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 18:30
like my mouth is just imagine the smell of my mouth just kind of like watered. But weird pukey away for a second.
Unknown Speaker 18:39
I thought to myself, This is what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. Oh, I want that I thought my legs wide apart. And then again, she goes into another finger banging session
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in detail. But this time she's also playing with like the maggots with her other hand while she's doing it.
Unknown Speaker 19:06
So you know, just getting a feel for them. Okay. The waiter they're not in there. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. case you're wondering. In case you couldn't tell her that she's going.
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She continues sinking my fingers into the mass referring to the maggots.
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I could feel the solid meat beneath gently breaking apart. I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still paying and that the maggots had penetrated into it. But not too deeply yet. There were still plenty of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time I thought at this point. She inserts the meat and maggots
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until her front but
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I'm just trying to switch up some of these terminologies here to make it more digestible.
Unknown Speaker 20:09
I mean it does sound better going in her front vagina that is definitely true. 30 year old
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promise not scared to say vagina. I'm just trying to make the story lighthearted.
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You're doing a great job. So twatter follow Megan.
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I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could but it but it didn't matter. I wanted them all and needed to take them all inside me with that thought. I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meats and maggots and even handfuls of just maggots into me over and over. I was practically hyperventilating two
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beautiful boobies
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plug press
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Do you remember that part in Forrest Gump where he's like, sitting in the hallway? And it was mom's like fucking the principal? No.
Unknown Speaker 21:22
Yeah, and then like he's like, the principal's like making these awful noises and then whenever the principal walks out, Forrest Gump, like impersonates him and it's like, hey,
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sorry, that reminded me of the sounds we're making.
Unknown Speaker 21:38
Oh, no, that's good.
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Um, I wasn't thinking at all about the noise I must have been making, but now I could definitely feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. So, after she finishes up, she pulls back up her two pairs of underwear with the extra liners. So she could keep her new treasure inside.
Unknown Speaker 22:03
That treasure generous.
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I couldn't think of what to call it. Because like I was typing out. I was like rotting meat mass.
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Yeah.
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So, um, she basically just stays in bed all night enjoying her treasure. It's kind of weird because she still lives at home with her parents, which we'll kind of get into in a little bit more in the story. Spencer's brave. Yeah. It's called into work the next day to continue enjoying her treasure.
Unknown Speaker 22:41
All day in quotes. Pretty early though, I realized the smell was getting really horrible. I opened low in new. I also want a bath towel and stuffed it under my bedroom door. I didn't want my parents to get suspicious. And we'll just put a little pause on there. There's a little more to the story in them. I have some kind of follow up II things but I think that's good. Okay, good palate cleanser point. Okay, see what I have here.
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There's a picture of a completely naked lady.
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Some of the guys commented on she fishing or on just on a boat. She's just on a boat. And she's kind of she's not like spread eagle. But she's like, you can see everything. Oh, actually, I have the picture handy. I didn't think I could pull it up this quick. For some reason. I want to be like that's not fishing.
Unknown Speaker 23:43
You're cheating. Okay, this is a picture of her. Those are pretty
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pretty boobies and
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she's looking for fish. I guess. Somehow she can see them all in the water. Maybe she's looking for an eagle to train to catch the fish. Oh, work smarter not harder.
Unknown Speaker 24:07
Look at those knockers but knockers
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Yeah, me go on there and comment that. I'll give you credit. So on the naked lady pic. We have someone named Greg that says thank you so much for your picture. I admire you for showing your breasts and nipples here. You look wonderful and I want you to DM me so we can talk privately heart emoji I really need to talk to you babe heart emoji heart emoji
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the aka on sent you pictures of my did
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she get my dick pics? Yeah. Princess.
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James says and buckle up for this one. Oh god, that's a pretty snatch.
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What do you want for it? Is it for rent?
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sale were my favorite furry. Oh god, I seriously just got like, fine and it like made my head shake. Ah
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ah, pretty snatch being like, can I buy your fucking pussy like Ah, he's like it just I have Machat scenario
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free play something bad online
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Matt says looks looks like some good eating even if I don't catch any fish. Oh, oh god
Unknown Speaker 25:39
yeah, okay definitely not a palate cleanser there but
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we made it free mega free that's that's the good part here right silver lining
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okay
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sorry filling out
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so to continue the story
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I heard my parents come home from work during the evening my mom said hello through the door and wondered why I was staying in my room like a hermit. I said I was reading a novel all the way through one switch. I actually do sometimes so it wasn't out of the ordinary could cover she
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now I need to start reading a lot of books more.
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She left me alone. I hoped she didn't smell anything. I surfed the web for a while that night and looked at porn. I came a few more times. I decided to go ahead and take a shit in my bed right where I was.
Unknown Speaker 26:40
Okay, this is this is going over the line now. shitting in the bed. Yeah. I don't know how it makes it so much worse. This is where I draw the line.
Unknown Speaker 26:52
That made me more turned on why? And then she details about like playing with our shit and getting sexual with a
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quote. For the most part. I slept through the night but I kept waking up sweating. I knew I was getting a bad infection from this, but I did not care. I was not thinking right. I could also feel maggots crawling all over me. And then surprise another detailed finger banging session.
Unknown Speaker 27:18
Just like this is so hot.
Unknown Speaker 27:22
But this time she doesn't use the kitchen gloves. And she does. So she's just like,
Unknown Speaker 27:29
Yeah, so like, these are my babies.
Unknown Speaker 27:34
And she there was a quote in this part, but um, I wanted to include,
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quote, other girls have babies, but I give birth to decay and filth. I keep thinking to myself, or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care. I want to be ruined. So she was just really into self destruction. Well in the degrading kind of stuff. I will say that if all our forms of birth control get taken away, I guess we can all give ourselves fucking maggot. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 28:08
If it's gonna wreck your shit. Yeah, just insert some rotting meat. Maggots let them hang out for a few days. Yep. Okay, I'm onto something. Yeah. I mean, it is about to be like the medieval times again, since we're just objects, but I did hear there's like a new pill that like guys can take and it's like, just makes their jizz like, cheers for ages. Yeah, just for ages, I guess for like a few hours away within like 10 minutes after they take it or something. So you can just like take it before you have sex and bing bang, boom, you know, that's pretty cool. That's what sex is like, Dude.
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Came to Skid Row and they go like, and then bump up.
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And they're like, What? Like, you know? Like, no, we don't know, man.
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So she wakes up on Tuesday feeling really sick, but she is she loves the damage she's done to her body so far. And she's just chill with it.
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And
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so, you know, she goes on for another finger finger banging session, even though she's just feeling like shit and has a fever and stuff. And then the next thing she remember she's like she wakes up in the hospital.
Unknown Speaker 29:24
Parents are gonna know. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 29:30
That's the worst part. Somehow I thought that shit was yeah, no, no, yeah. Um, so we can take a palate cleanser there. That's the end of the story that's posted.
Unknown Speaker 29:41
I'm worried Yeah. Again, if you want the full story that she posted on blogspot all included in the description. Um, but I do have some like background details that we will kind of affect well background and future follow up kind of things.
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After another palate cleanser
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or
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Can we take a bathroom break? Oh yeah for sure
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Okay, so I'm back with some palate cleansers.
Unknown Speaker 30:22
There's a picture of a lady wearing a wide print bikini. Which I will show you. She just she has an American flag. She's got her little bikini. Yay. And Joe says you can run that up my flagpole anytime
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such a patriotic comment.
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And then Boomer also commented on
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the as names Boomer
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because what they'll do a lot of the times in the picture somebody will be like, Hey fellas, what type of fish is this? So there's just like random guesses a fish names amongst all these thirsty comments. So Boomer says, tidies, I'm sorry Teddy's jam it bass
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boats colors, jetties.
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When it goes the other way like bass, bass, kiddies,
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tinny bass.
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The good old teddy bear
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I'll show you this girl. She has her legs kind of open.
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But I mean, like her legs are open a little bit, but they're not like, super open. I mean, she doesn't really look like she's sitting like that unnaturally. But our friends had some interesting things to say. Oh, boy. They said,
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Bruce said. Now that's a big smile in quotation marks. So I guess he's like you have a big vagina area. Your pussy, big.
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Man bruise your center charmer.
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Peter says will wrestle me to the floor. And then a rose emoji praying hands emoji and the heart emoji.
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My last one here is Gary. He says, You know, I'd love to see a picture of you all dolled up in a hot dinner dress ready to go break some hearts
Unknown Speaker 32:50
that's a weirdly specific comment. I like the ready to break some hearts. So ridiculous. Maybe I can Photoshop her in some like, nice evening.
Unknown Speaker 33:04
And I will find this profile picture. He can be in a tuxedo.
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Like a dinner table together, eating a nice like, vast
Unknown Speaker 33:21
Are we ready to dive back in? Let's dive into those maggots. So
Unknown Speaker 33:28
we're done with the story. I'm just gonna kind of give just a tiny bit of background. So earlier I mentioned that like her geo cities and stuff got taken down.
Unknown Speaker 33:40
So she made a new account. And then she also made a multiply account, which is this kind of like another blogging kind of website. So she was kind of blogging on those for a little bit. But she fell off after a while. And then she returned to blogging just detailing some personal struggle struggles. And then she finds out that, you know, her maggot story has become popular and like oh, what a thought. Yeah, I think that's weird. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 34:11
Um, so she's also kind of happy about this, because, you know, she only had this on her old blog, which was like, erased and so she's like, Ah, yes, my old story, my opus. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 34:27
So, she's happy to have it again. And she repost that, like on blogspot later, which I'll post the link to that. She also mentions a story that she wrote a long time ago about an experience with a dead deer.
Unknown Speaker 34:43
Yeah, and she mentioned that because she was hoping like, like her maggot story was found that she could find the story again, but it was not as popular or, or she is spread around so no one came forward with it.
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Um, she does after some time, um,
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I have tried to rewrite it from from memory
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I must have it.
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So she, she claims also that she had some pictures of that experience with the deer like lost a bunch of other stuff she lost in her computer.
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And
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so obviously there's like a whole
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I have I have more things to talk about with like some of her blogs, but I mean, obviously there's like a whole argument on the internet as to like if the story's true or not.
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Someone on Reddit was even like,
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I'm friends with a girl that claims to be her. And she says it's all true, but this
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honestly, it sounds like a person's for InDesign. Oh, yeah, like 1000 porcelain.
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And so yeah, it's just, it's kind of hard to find, like a lot of information on it, too. And everything. So I mean, I think the only way we would really know is if this person comes forward with like photographic proof, and other types of proof, but
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I'm kind of along the lines of this person has probably definitely masturbated in a dumpster, maybe put some girls things inside of themselves, but not to this extent. Yeah. Cuz did she say like, what else happens when she wakes up in the hospital or just like in there?
Unknown Speaker 36:35
It ends there. But in some of her, like in some of these future blog, she kind of talks
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she has, like, her gynecologist is like, you're never gonna have kids and like your shits destroyed? And she's like, Yeah, I don't care.
Unknown Speaker 36:53
Why, but I just take to the gynecologist just being like, Yo, girl, get the maggots
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have your twaddle? Like
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I don't know why. Or your Twitter.
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I don't know. I feel like maybe when I hear some of the like after stories that'll help me decide if I believe it or not. Yeah. And that's where like, I guess I kind of landed on my
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Sorry, I'll
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agree. Like, I'm here for debate. Oh, and she left. She's like, I didn't realize what you were doing.
Unknown Speaker 37:31
Um, I think that's where I kind of landed on just my kind of theory of, oh, this person has done some stuff before, maybe not this has intense because reading through the story, there's just a lot of details around the trash can and like the environment itself. So I almost feel like someone putting themselves like in a fantasy kind of
Unknown Speaker 37:59
makes sense. Um, so back to the blue fight fly girl updates.
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She was going to be turning 30 As she kind of updated her blog.
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So it kind of seems like at this point, you know, she's just kind of like wanting to turn her life around. Because, you know, she's struggles with issues.
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That's not the word. She struggles with depression,
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depression and holding a draw, but sorry, I felt like two S's and my brain just went to issues. Well, it's not you're not wrong.
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So at this point in her life, um, she was holding a job at Target pretty well. And she was pretty happy with that, because
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she was able to have health care provided from them. Which, which is important to her because of how much she like fucked up her body
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experiences. So yeah, she just kind of felt like she would be at like a different place in her life by now. Because she was just like, Yeah, you know, just thinking of where I thought I would be when I was a teenager at the age of 30. Like, I've really liked disappointed myself and stuff. Oh, so sorry. bluefly. Yeah. So it's kind of sad. So yeah, she's just really, really struggling. And I'm wondering her blow for blow. One of her blog followers recommends a story called Julie's slide into depravity, which is just another kind of
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dirty, dirty dirty story there today.
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But she was actually already familiar with the story because this is the story that got her interested in maggots, and Oh, wow.
Unknown Speaker 39:53
Yikes. But with this story being mentioned again, she decided that she wants to revisit it
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Oh, and
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at this point of revisiting it, she's very intrigued by a character's interaction with dogshit. So she's very kidding me, sorry, is making me mad.
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So she's very interested in that and acts on the interest and then
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goes to the hospital again with some like infections and issues. But like leave me or she has her target health insurance, which is, which is a very important thing to her in her life right now is she had a previous job that paid well, the one that she had one of the ones she got let go from. It was a law firm, it paid well, but they didn't have health insurance.
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And so at least for the position she was in, and so I'm kind of around the time she's having this issue. She gets contacted from that old law firm job, and they're offering her her old job back. And she, she's iffy about it, she declines for a couple of reasons. Because it pays well, but they're still not offering her healthcare with her job. And she also feels like her dad
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kind of pulled some strings. Because he's like, friends with some of the people that work there and stuff. And so she's, she's like, Oh, I'm sure my dad asked them to do that. And especially because after a little bit of time, they wound up giving her a new offer that included health insurance. So she accepts that job and kind of, you know, feels like she's starting to get back on her feet and get her stuff together.
Unknown Speaker 41:44
I mean, obviously, her parents know about these issues. So they they've always had like, it sounds like throughout her blogs, it sounds like they've always kind of had a back and forth about her going to therapy and seeking, seeking help. Or like you're putting dog shit and you get to therapy.
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Um, so
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if I remember correctly, I didn't like super tried to fact check this part. Well, I'm saying I'm fact checking and you can't even fact check any of this shit. But she
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I think she goes to therapy at like some point, but she's just kind of like, there's nothing wrong with me. Like, this is just who I am. Like I I'm, I'm just a dirty, dirty girl.
Unknown Speaker 42:29
King of the Hill or Peggy writes that song that's just the way God made me. Oh my god. I don't remember.
Unknown Speaker 42:37
Randy Travis steals her song. And he records it. Oh, would you like to give us a snip? Or am I asking too much of that? I can look it up real quick. Alicia looks for the lyrics. Okay. I don't know the beat or anything at all. So I'm just gonna read it. I'm so sorry. I put you on the spot.
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234 I have a boggle trophy. On my bedroom shelf. Yeah, I want it on my own. With help from no one else. Yeah. Still, I know. I'm not perfect. I have a fault or two. But there's plenty of love here for you. From my head to my size 16 shoe. If you want to be my lady, you're gonna have to accept what you see is what always be. This is just the way God made me. Yay. Oh, I should snap. Poetry. I feel like I did like 15 different tunes.
Unknown Speaker 43:42
That's okay. No, it was good. And it's so perfectly Peggy Hill, or I mean Segi Hill.
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Yeah.
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What did I do? I was like, as a football player.
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So I'll go ahead and wrap this bad boy up.
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So bluefly girl,
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she continues working at this law firm again, things are going well.
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Um, she decides to start kind of blogging, again, just kind of talking about her life, things going well and kind of like how she's, you know, managing with depression and some of those things going on in her life.
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And
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she makes another blog post where she talks about just how much he realizes how popular Her story is.
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And she even had like a woman reach out to her regarding her own personal experience with maggots.
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And she says that, um, she believes it because she quote, she knows way too much about the way maggots feel inside you. Either that or she studies insects for a living.
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So yeah, her story inspired this woman and so she feels kind of
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weird about that kind of like,
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you know, while she likes being destroyed and stuff like, you know, she kind of felt like she inspired this other woman to kind of like destroy her body, which she feels kind of weird about.
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So like I was saying she has her life together and stuff, but of course,
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it's been a while since she's moved to a dumpster and she just can't resist no
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donations. Do it. So the infection Yeah, god, oh god, the infections.
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And so um, there wasn't like a lot of detail about this experience. But she talked about
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like, she loved the experience and the thrill especially since she had like been priding herself of it for so long. But now that her life's been steady, she's really just like, freaked out about kind of, like losing control again, and kind of like losing her jobs and slipping down into like a deep, dark depression. She kind of has, you know, that moment where she's just kind of like, okay, I need to, like, seriously get my shit together.
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And luckily, she didn't get sick this time. Or if she did, it was pretty minor, because she, she went to work the next day. And he or she's just
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kind of,
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like I said, and realizing she needs to get her fit together. So her blog just kind of continues to talk about that, how she's just like, one day at a time. Yeah. She's like, Yeah, like, I just realized that. I'm not like this super crazy, horny girl that I used to be. And I'm getting older. And, you know, the older I'm getting, the less I'm kind of wanting to act on these urges. Like, I'm still thinking about it and stuff. But I'm more scared to kind of like, follow through with actually doing it and everything. And she's all through her blogs, too. She also talks about how she has
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problems, you know, being sexually close to other people. So it's like, this is like a whole thing that has kind of like, hurt parts of her life in different ways.
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But she, she says, like, you know, if you would have you would meet me in real life. I'm just like a totally normal person. Pretty much. I'm really, really shy and just introverted and stuff. No, it was me. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 47:31
Um, so that was just, she was like, this blog was just kind of a way for me to explore that side and stuff. So, um, let me just double check if I have anything else. Yeah, so her last two blog posts just kind of talk about.
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She's just like, Yeah, you know, I'm getting into my 40s and stuff. And I don't really think anyone wants to hear about like,
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any of my normal day to day kind of boring life stuff. And I don't really have any kind of, I guess I'll hold them like flex capacity.
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Adventures, um, interesting things to talk about. So she just kind of
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just kind of, you know, fades away. And she made another blog post a while later that was just talking about some of her favorite comments
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on some of her blog posts, regarding regarding the story and stuff, I don't have any of those, but it might be fun to visit. But yeah, maybe maybe I'll pull some of those for her.
Unknown Speaker 48:28
In her blog, Spot posts, there is a comment I remember though, that was like, um, is basically saying like, your story has also like, inspired me and like, made me realize that like, this is my turn on and stuff like that. And then someone else responded to that person and was like, You guys both need help and blah, blah, blah.
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But yeah,
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whatever you're doing, I guess be safe, was it? Yeah, be careful.
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Maybe put a female condom in before you
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can layer and let me just pull it out when you're done. Tie it up for the next time. I guess.
Unknown Speaker 49:08
They don't have to keep it in there. Where were all those panty liners. You could do a condom full of maggots. But it might be like a metal album
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but yeah, I guess that would be hard because I'm sure it would be kind of flaccid and then it would be kind of hard to push all that up there. Oh, yeah, maybe Yeah, yeah, I think the female condom would be the way to go. Like a gaping
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hole I don't know how to put it well weirdly enough my
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I had to take health in college and my teacher
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before a bunch of fucking adults right and I mean, I guess that's good. She did this in case some people didn't know but like, we had like an STD segment of our health class and you know, like report
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I can have health and she brought in like every type of
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every type of birth control and it was like a regular condom a woman's comma condom. So that's how I know what it looks like. I'm I'm impressed with Mississippi right now. Yeah, but that's I had to wait till I got to college for education.
Unknown Speaker 50:22
They like you know babies in high school, but once you get to college, I'll give you a little knowledge. Paul's on it.
Unknown Speaker 50:32
Um, but yeah, I guess we can um, can we have another Halloween? Or do you have anything that you want to kind of talk talk about before you do a palate cleanser? You feel inspired?
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No.
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I mean, I guess inspired that you can beat your depression even if you were masturbating in a dumpster. I guess that's pretty inspiring. Yeah. I'm glad she's on one good place now, even if these stories were just out of her head and completely made up. It sounds like she was in a very deep, dark depressing place. Yeah, this is it's just like, I felt like I haven't fully processed it like it's just a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, and I feel like um, it was kind of important to include some of that like, extra information I like the extra shirt because it adds so much extra insight to like, maybe this could have been real cause like who the fuck would follow up with a blog like that off and on for so long? Yeah. And again that that blog follow up is hers except for their word, but she's like a bag. Yeah. I love just very weird internet shit. Meteor that's a that's a very weird watch. Yeah, and if you want like, more detailed obviously you can go read the blog posts weighing also, he's a YouTuber, where I got some of this information from he reads through some of her later brought blog post. Like if you want like the full off to Chol information more about like her life. As it progresses. Definitely check him out. He's one of my favorites. He has a Tales from the internet series where he talks about all kinds of just weird internet shit, and I love it. Fuck yeah. So I'm sorry. I'll be checking him trolled on long enough the pellet or what you were, what you were wanting to say? Sure.
Unknown Speaker 52:36
Um, I noticed that on the posts of fishing hots. There are men that comment on like almost every single picture like just every day, waiting for the new post. And sometimes they comment multiple times on one picture, which is feels extra bad.
Unknown Speaker 52:59
I have a couple of frequent fliers here.
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This first guy's name went fishers. Thank you. Thank you. Very good fishers. This first guy's name is Bud. So I'm going to read it how it's written.
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But does not believe in punctuation capitals. It's just once grammar and
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your body is so beautiful and that gold and tan and you're not scared to be nude. Bless your heart, sweetie. You're the first one to break out from the Fisher people to be nude. Congratulations. You're beautiful.
Unknown Speaker 53:41
Ah, but also says why are you going to cover up the boobies. That's what makes a woman a woman whether they're little bitty or gigantic, but it's part of the profile. You don't have to show your booty or your pussy boobs don't hurt nothing. And they're beautiful. Not as not a sex object as far as me.
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No, I think you think there's
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eloquently said but thank you.
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Oh, wait, they said thank you. Oh, no, I was thinking but
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his beautiful words.
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About the female form. Thank you about the boobies. Yes. But and William Williams the one that said prettiest boobies on the internet. It is boobies.
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Brady? Yes, Bo Bice aye, Mr. Robot.
Unknown Speaker 54:39
Um, I'm gonna save Dwayne for another time because I need to do a little more of a deep dive on Dwayne has.
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His Twitter profile was pretty interesting. And I went and just looked on all the comments he's ever made on women's pictures. So excited.
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Put a little pin
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and Duane
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have a couple of things that Albert has said.
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The first two are we're on the same picture. That's heaven. I'm not asking to hit the lottery to me. That's the lottery.
Unknown Speaker 55:16
What? What, what is he saying? He's like, I don't want to win the lottery because boobies are my lottery and you're providing them I thought you said watery. I was like,
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lottery. I understand.
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On the same picture, he said, That's a fantastic read on you beautiful lady. I would get lost with you forever. Slow romantic. Here's a rose, my lady. They're all romantic. No tan lines. They're very beautiful lady.
Unknown Speaker 55:56
I've never mean, she's naked. He also doesn't like punctuation. I'm never coming home. Now. That's a fantastic way to live. I'm ready. Let's go.
Unknown Speaker 56:08
He's never going home. Does he have a wife or something? Uh, maybe. I guess it's a it's a fantastic way to live. That's That's what Albert's trying to say. Live in large Albert.
Unknown Speaker 56:23
Yeah, so thank you, gentleman who comments on fishing hearts pictures, you're gonna become an invaluable part of our podcast. Yes. And thank you, Chris, for the lovely recommendation. Yay. Hey, thank you. Thanks. Thanks. So we appreciate and listen to zero fun podcast. Yes. They're amazing. We're gonna do a swap cast at some point. It'll be awesome. They'll be cool. And he has requested that I read some shit like this when we do it. So it'll be fun. I have a surprise gift for when we do. I I never knew if we want 100% more, but I bought Chris into this like little gift thing. And then with the new hosts, I bought another one. Oh, and then I had to also get extra and I'll explain why when we have that podcast one day. Excellent. Something to look forward to the future. Like a pen in it. Stick up a titty bass in it
Unknown Speaker 57:25
Yeah, thank you for listening fat heads. We appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed and had some weird feelings about this episode. Thanks for getting sexy with us on episode 69.
Unknown Speaker 57:39
Nice. I messed that up. But it was very good. Don't forget to follow on Instagram. Catch you later right. Party on Friday on