Embarrassing injury stories galore and more! The ladies share some stories about new and old injuries with some other things sprinkled in. We love you, Sugar Pandas!!
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So I learned this fact. I didn't fact check it. But it sounds right. So I'm gonna present it to you. Apparently, to be able to bite off your finger. You only need to apply as much pressure as you would biting a baby carrot,
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really?
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Really, yeah, it's your brain that stops you from doing it. You could easily bite off your
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finger. Oh, this is like a whole new world of truth.
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You can use the new material
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doesn't get that sucker.
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It just makes me want to like almost do it but not do it. Like.
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Just attempt it.
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Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
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Welcome, everybody. I chaotic, chaotic opening time. There was a delivery man that came in and we tried to start and then. But dial there's a butt dial that I did. There was like a video call with a group.
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And somebody answered. And I thought it was George. So I was making a throwback joke. So when he walked in on this, talking about my cats, and I was talking about how one mounts the other. And I was showing Alyssa how the mounting was. So I said and then you mount? I don't know if you hung up before that or not, but not sure.
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So, yeah.
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Here we are. Yep. And I actually I guess this was a fitting opening sequence because we are going to talk about accidents and falls and yes, trips and spills and everything in between. Yes.
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But before we talk about that, we're gonna talk about how our improv went today, up top at the front of the show. So I'm sorry.
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We Jamie and I have like, we've never done a scene together. I think we were both kind of like, Oh, it'll be like, too easy. Because we're already friends. And
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we don't want to like be unfair to Yeah, the people that can't do it with their friends.
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Yeah. And but today, like she got up to do a scene and like nobody else was jumping in. So I was like, Okay, I will. Like I'm feeling kind of tired. It's in the class. So it'll be super easy. Yeah, it was the last thing last end of the day. It was not easy. We both we both thought it was gonna be easy. And then we both got up there and just stared. And
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we just thought that it was gonna flow because yeah, kind of flow on the podcast. And I mean, sometimes it gets a little like this. But anyway, um, yeah, we just, I was just like, we're silent for the first like five or so seconds, which feels like a really long time. And it was like, it was just organizing my group, which was a callback to an earlier joke. Man, they could not, like edit that fast enough.
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Yeah, and then the guy that came on stage and bailed us out. He was great. And he was playing like a chain smoking woman. So yeah, it was a misuse
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because my coupons were massage coupons. And then he was like, What? What kind of massage do one?
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Yeah, it was fantastic. And then earlier,
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we didn't say the best part, the end of the scene. He's like, what kind of massage you want. And you know, Jamie said whatever she said, and she was like, Do I need a robe or something? And he was like, I don't care. Just get like, walked away. And then me and Jamie just like didn't know what to do. Yeah, so
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I switched off my, my jacket, my like, jacket. It's not like a striptease thing. It
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was just like I was. It was a buttoned up jacket.
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I'm sorry, I can't use words.
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For some reason, I'm like, should I stay in here? Or should I leave?
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It was just like, are you gonna get me to the person just ran across.
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Ford. Thank you. Thank you for
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that Hey, buddy, I am glad that it was came out in like a funny kind of way.
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Right after she just like had her head in her hands. I was like, no, no.
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It's okay.
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I'm not upset. I was like, how am I gonna pretend to be naked? Or what am I gonna do?
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And then where the fuck are we gonna go?
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I didn't think I'm gonna do like a Louis C K, like jerk off in the corner or something. And I'll just yell at you while you're doing it. I don't know. Oh,
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yeah, it was, it was solid. Um, and at the beginning of class. We're doing this one exercise where you had to, like, give someone a random topic, and they had to list off like seven things of that topic. So the guy turned to me, and he was just like, um, and for some reason I talked about I was like, you forgot my name. So I was just like, Jamie, and he was like,
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I know your name.
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I was just stuck on the topic and was like, Oh, okay. I mean, I guess that wasn't like that embarrassing, because we made callbacks to it a couple times, but I was just like, god dammit.
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I thought you were gonna talk about like, I think your thing was like list seven types of buildings or something. Yeah. Said. Super outhouse.
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porta potty and super.
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Super part of Heidi. Oh, yeah. If you're from our class, and you're listening, hello. Hi. Thank you for being here.
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Yeah. We have a lot of fun with you. Yeah.
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Especially when me and Jamie are trying to get make it and for any, that's our favorite time.
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Oh, we'll have to practice more skits together. It's not equivalent. It does not translate.
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I was like, This is gonna be the best shit we've ever done. It was the worst.
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It really. I mean, it worked out in a weird way. I guess. It wasn't what I had aspired for us.
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I gotta throw that in there. So are you
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Oh, Dad. I'm so speaking of
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naked, um,
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your legs kind of naked. Right? Yeah.
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And my leg. My right knee has an injury, which Alyssa mentioned that we're gonna kinda dive into some, you know, injuries, balls, spills and thrills.
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Um, so, yeah,
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I was doing a parkour thing. I was doing a volt, where you kind of post your arm to kind of flip over it a little bit.
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I landed a little twisty, I
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guess. But my right leg was still posted. So I just heard like crack or crack
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when I landed. And, um,
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feels a little weird. I can't like fully extend or straighten them out. extend or straighten it. That's the same thing I'm in. Bend, fully bend or straighten. I luckily don't have any pain. I'm just like, in general sitting down. But you know, if it goes past something it doesn't want to do then it hurts. I might have a minor to tear on my ACL.
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The doctor described in the grossest way possible. Oh, yeah.
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He was like, yeah, it definitely feels loose.
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They just like really creeps me out like a loose knee. Knees baby.
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Um, yeah, so my knees a little loose, but I gotta get an MRI to see if there is any kind of ACL tear.
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Um, ba but
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I went to dinner with a couple of friends a few friends the other night for like a little birthday celebration. And I brought my crutches. And just because it was hurting a little more that night. And Lynam. We weren't going like into the restaurant. And Linna Mike was like, Jamie, you don't have a knee brace. Everyone's gonna think you're faking it. And I was like, I was like, damn it. Mike was like, you can't like feed into my worst fears.
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Talked about on last week. People faking injuries.
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Yeah, and um, and then we got to We went and sat down on our table and Mike was like, Are you really? Like, because I'm really worried that people are gonna think that you're like faking it. I was like, yeah, sometimes like, it's just like, I don't know if it's because my parents were always like, whatever, you're fine. Shake
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it off. Shake it off.
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In like, so it's just kind of, I don't know, I guess I feel like no one believes me like when I have an injury. Yeah, like,
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I felt like when we were kids, parents, like, It's a miracle that I never had some like actual, like life threatening injury because my parents would have just been like, go to sleep. Yeah. It would have been like concussion and I would have like, died in my sleep or something.
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Um, yeah. So I also had a knee injury back in high school. Um, back in the day, it was an ACL and meniscus tear.
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And so I don't know what will
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happen at one point, but just to sum up that that story as quickly as I can. I landed on a trampoline really weird, like at the beginning of high school. And then I called my dad to pick me up close, like, like, I rode my bike there. And I was like, I cannot physically ride my bike home because my knees like super swollen and it feels disconnected. He was really mad.
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But God dammit Jamie, I'm in the middle of a fucking 12 pack
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with the boys and I start up the damn truck. Because y'all put your bike in layer and I got put this bear on pause.
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Daddy bring it so I can play with the ball.
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One of my fondest childhood memories. My dad cutting open the cans so I could see the ball and like,
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what does it look like? Now? I'm getting curious. Black
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like, Oh, I
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thought it would be silver. Now I remember being
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like dance.
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I remember being hollow. Oh, I feel like I'm remembering this very wrong.
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I never thought about what it looked like until now. And I became super interested for some reason.
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Yeah, it's cool stuff.
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And,
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yeah, so he came to pick me up. I was like, Okay, well, you know, surely when he sees my knee, it'll be like, Oh, dawg, something's wrong. No. Not at all. But so anyway, years go by, I'm complaining about my knee off and on because like it keeps catching and Smalling off and on. And I just like, I do marching band and stuff. And it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse. And so, yeah, at one point, me and my sister got I feel like I'm getting too much like into like the story of what happened. But my sister was having some other issues that she had been complaining about for years, my parents and so finally get taken to the doctor. And like later that night, they call because for my sister that had to do blood tests, they called and they're like, she needs to go to the hospital. And then for me, they're like, and she needs to like go to a specialist and get surgery like very quickly, like are you know, but you know, pretty soon because we're
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your parents like, oh, wow, we're fucking assholes.
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I mean, they were just like, now we have to deal with all this stuff. Yeah.
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McGahn is fun Jamie LAN
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they had.
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I mean, of course, they're worried about my sister and stuff. Got her to the hospital right away. And then I got my knee taken care of. Eventually, um, but yeah, covered until the until again. It's time
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to switch. Switch to fucking Bush now. Jamie Lee in
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natty light. Oh, walk is this data here?
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Um, yeah, so I don't know if
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I've ever told any of the stories from from that injury on the podcast if I have I'm about to retell them. Um, but yeah, one point and this is kind of freaking me out on my crutches now is like, just like slippery floors. Like when it's wet out and stuff and you have to go inside and you could put a tennis balls
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on, like people do walkers. Or just like get scarier. That is maybe like sandpaper, the bottom so it has grit. I know that strippers do that for their stripper shoes to get some traction.
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That's not a bad idea. Yeah, maybe they'll do that. Maybe they've been used enough now on like concrete and stuff. Oh, but we'll see. Um, but yeah, when I was in high school, it was like a rainy day. So like, I got into the hole. And then, um, my crotch kind of slipped, but I was able to catch myself, but you could kind of tell that, like, I slipped, and one of the fucking teachers started laughing. And it was the one teacher to
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like, you know what, I hope you
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fucking lose your other arm. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. That's something that you pretend you're coughing or something. Yeah. And you don't show the child.
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I could tell that she tried to hide it. Like sort of like, it kind of caught her off guard. And then I don't know if she noticed me kind of noticed her. But I definitely noticed her like laugh at me. And this is why I'm not a teacher. Was this the teacher whose
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husband ended up being gay? No, okay, no, so I need to fight to teachers in Mississippi. I'm gonna be so tired from fighting these teachers.
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Um, and then
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I also had another kind of like, falling incident in the hall where God if I can socks, like, if you're unconscious, in school, they should like let you leave classes, because it was so hard to get between like, they're all the kids in the hall. And, um, yeah, so I'll crash into my next class. And then, um, I don't know if it was on purpose or accident, but someone had like a, my crotch got kicked out from under me.
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And so like, I
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like could not hold my balance. And so I didn't know what to do. So I just grabbed the backpack of the kid in front of me. And he I just remember the look on his face like he was so like, freaked out and like, did not know what was going on. I was like, I'm sorry. Like, how, in the know the guy was dating at the time. So he would usually take me from my first class to my next class, which was very sweet. He wasn't that one like douchey guy that I told you about. So it's okay to applaud that I also need
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to be so many people's ask Mississippi. It's crazy.
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Yeah, this guy definitely doesn't need to
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be beat up. Pretty good guy. Yeah. This guy?
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Um, yeah. So he, he was late. So I was like, Okay, maybe he just didn't make school today. And so I went by myself. And that's when that happened. And so then, I guess, as that was unfolding, I guess that's when he kind of like came and he saw and then he was just like, hey, and like, yelled at the person that I guess accidentally did that on purpose or accident, but the way he reacted was like it was on purpose. And so yeah, he kind of like stood up for me and like kind of helped me like, you know, get back on my crutches and stuff.
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I thought you're gonna say he got mad at the person whose grab bag? Do you grab, like, don't touch another bowl. That's my goal, right? So I thought you're gonna
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know and I actually turned out well, but it was, like, incredibly embarrassing for me.
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Um, and
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another time when I was on like crutches at school hours all this shit happens at school. I was walking with my friends to our first class because I was lucky enough to have some friends on like band and stuff that kind of helped me get around. And he was just kind of messing with me and because I was trying to like get a groove kind of going, you know, crutches, you can kind of get a groove and you don't want to slow down but anyway, I was having trouble kind of just like getting started and my friend was like, geez, Jamie slow, slow or whatever. And then the girl in front of us. I guess she thought that we were talking about her or something because she just like stopped and like threw her hand up. And then like, got behind us and like followed us very, very closely. To like my first class and just kind of like stopped for a little bit. After I went on I was just kind of like
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I'm on fucking crutches bitch
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like,
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Damn, what is your these Mississippi kids?
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Yeah. I can suck. Not all of them on
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some of my friends. I had 90 rock me around early. Yeah, y'all are nice. And Jacob Colby. Sorry.
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I don't know you guys, but
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that that time that was nice. He's really good at Dance Dance Revolution games. I had a horrible experience. rinse
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with the term I dated. So that name's Anna. Oh, not great for you. Great for me. There was sorry, I'm not trying to do X
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after you're married X, um, but there was another guy at my school. His name was Tim. And he was just this like super white guy, but he acted like
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so.
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Like, gangsters. thugs, nasty. Everyone called them Timonin. love a good nickname and say what you will about Mississippi, but we got good nickname. Yeah. And you said you had a high school in
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high school injury. This one like could have been really bad. And I initially like thought that I was gonna die. Oh. So I always like to really decorate my room when I was growing up. And oftentimes it was like, like full coverage on the wall. So I would spend a lot of time like cutting stuff like magazines and just funny because magazines like mean they exist, but not how they used to. Did you have like
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a collage of magazine cutouts on your wall? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I did too. And have like, different bands and stuff. Because like I would get I can't remember what it was called. But it was like those. That metal magazine. Yeah.
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It'd be like, I'm so cool.
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Yeah, but continue. That's pretty
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much me. So I was cutting stuff out. And I wasn't using like regular scissors. I was using like kitchen shears. Oh, and I guess that I was done or was like taping so I just threw the scissors on my bed. And then a little bit later plopped down onto my bed. And I got stabbed. Like for real stabbed. Oh, and we're we're real first second. I couldn't tell where it was, but it kind of felt like in my back. And I thought that maybe like I punctured my lung or something. So I like stood up real quick. Little side note. A while back I said that I had never like called my dad daddy. Like in like a serious way. This is the only time
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I've called him daddy.
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I don't know where the scissors are. I'm kinda too scared to find out. And I was like Daddy
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he like comes out of the bedroom. I mean, this is like, angry or No, I think he was like, oh shit. Like, daddy in a panicked voice like she she means business
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Had he come up for now? Save my life You made
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my favorite episode and even for you. He was like, Oh my God. And then we figured out where the scissors were. They weren't Oh, they were in my like in the cheek. Like not the actual B hole but the cheek. So he pulled them out.
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How like, can you like I mean, they were in there pretty good. Okay, like an injured in the hands. A little more
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good to answer. Yeah.
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So he drove me to the ER. And I'm just like, freaked out. But like, I think I even realized back then like, damn, I got super lucky. You know, like, those could have went anywhere. And so I saw the doctor. I thought I was gonna get stitches, which I was nervous about because I've never had stitches at that point. Will because it was like a fucking like stab wound. It had to be packed so it could like heal from the inside out. And like my parents were split up at the time. And like it wasn't an area where I couldn't really do that myself. So like, I was probably like 1516 And my dad was like backing on my cheat so that was really embarrassing but you have a pretty good scar on there. Oh,
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I like almost want to see it but I don't because it's your but I'll send you a picture
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I had a gotten like a little stab like I always used to use like side bag persons. Oh, and I would just kind of like flip it. On my side are kind of like behind me when I go to sit down. So I did that, like sat down in a car. And then like a fucking pencil just fucking, like stabbed on the back of a mark from it, but I had like a guess like a pencil tattoo for a while.
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Oh damn like,
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yeah, it was it hurt
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pretty bad. Um should we settle with your butt? Sorry.
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Yeah, that was always my butt.
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So Alyssa mentioned daddy. And that reminded me the other day, I just got a text from a random number, and just daddy with a question. Like, based off the area code, I feel like it's probably someone that I know.
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Is that Austin or Mississippi?
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But like,
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maybe not,
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I don't know. Um, but I sent there's this gay wrestler named Effie that has daddy on his shorts. So I just got a picture of him with like Daddy across across his penal area that says Daddy, so I just respond now. They're probably like, this is my daddy. Man, they probably had fucking scissors in there, but um, I do have a couple more injury things. So feel free to chime in and cut me off if you have more that you want to share.
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But, yeah, one time in high school, it was
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after school was out but before band practice, so we were just hanging out fucking around and someone was giving me a piggyback ride. And then um, I can't remember if I like was on board with this. I probably was. But my sister was like, oh, yeah, let's do a double piggyback ride. And so she went to like, jump on my shoulders on my personals are on my back on that person's back. And instead of pull pulling herself up, she fucking slams me down into the ground. So yeah, my head just fucking slammed and it was that like a rubber cement tea stuff. Like,
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that was probably good. It wasn't concrete or something. Yeah. Oh,
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God. I couldn't even imagine if it was concrete. But um, but yeah, we we went out for band practice not long after that. And then I felt like I was gonna pass out. And so like, yeah, turns out I was actually like, bleeding. And I had to go to the hospital for like a minor concussion. But um,
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yeah, don't look around.
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Do that reminds me. i Oh, yeah. I think I've told this on the podcast before I have. But whatever. George had his head and had like, two different size pupils.
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Oh.
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Weren't you like insisting that he get it checked out? And he was kind of like, it's okay. Or do I? Am I not remembering that?
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I think I was kind of like, I wanted him to, but I was like, letting him make the decision. And then finally, I was like, let's at least like call and ask a nurse or something. Yeah. And it ended up being fine. But I'd love to see if I can find the picture of it. It was so weird looking.
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Just like I know, like, I things are serious, but sometimes when it just doesn't look right, like Like sometimes with my right eye, I call it genkai. It's like, my eyelid just doesn't quite open all the way. Like this is like kind of closed and it just was so fucking dumb. And I'm so glad I have bangs because I can kind of I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's like I rub my eye and it gets irritated. I seem to notice it more after I dropped so I don't know, just irritates that I but yeah, genkai it's a real I
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can't really think of many more where I got injured. But I think this was like chi and eyes maybe like, second or third date. Went back to my apartment.
Unknown Speaker 29:27
Was this apartment at the mortuary or?
Unknown Speaker 29:30
No, this was after I was working at the funeral home but I didn't live there anymore.
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Okay, so you left your goth girl fantasy life behind. I mean, I still
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kind of had a goth girl fantasy because I worked at the funeral home and I had two black cats but it wasn't in full force as it was, but he still liked me. So we're sitting down and at that time, like I didn't have a lot of shit in my apartment. I just had like a loveseat like a two seater one. Here that didn't know he did. And we were watching some movie or something. And we had drinks and I'm pretty sure I was drinking my drink of the time, which was a fucking like pint glass of franzia with ice cubes in it because I'm fucking trash. Hell yeah. We were watching the movie, and I was wearing a dress and somehow, like, it just like, fell out of my hands. And I had all this like ice and wine. And I remember like, holding my tickets up to like, keep it all in. And that's when I got my nickname that he's called me for the past 10 years, which is spilling MC Spilsbury. Chili mix. Because I spill shit. all the fucking time. Like, not daily, but almost daily. Yeah. Do you have shorts all under your dress
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for like, what was it like a longer dress
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it was like, it was like a dress that I wear to work so it wasn't like totally like, sweaty or anything. It was enough to where I wasn't like flashing Oh my Why are you gonna get naked? Oh, he didn't emphasize
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I felt like you can in so much stuff with. So this didn't happen to me. But it happened to this kid that I was in bandwidth. And it just really sucks to think about. So I know I guess everything we talked about already should kind of have a trigger warning, but I feel like started off with the camera. I was pretty good. Yeah. Like this one has a little bit of a trigger warning. If you're ultra sensitive, but um, yeah, you know, like, I'm the stretchy, like strapped down tie downs. So I have like the hooks on the ends. Yeah, well, one of those popped off and he got hit in the eye with the fucking hook thing. No, oh, no, that's cool. Yeah, I just remember him being like, out of school for a while. And then when he came back, he had like one of those like faux pas chatty things. And then um, it was like fine after that.
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Like, he can still see to this day. Well, fuck, dude. Like
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I feel like extremely sensitive to me just because like, that's like, I can like touch my eyes fine. And like when I was younger, okay, this is my preface this with. I know, this is really dumb. And I know it sounds really fucking dumb. But I used to just like take liquid eyeliner and just like, drop it in my eye. Like, I would like touch it just because it was like poof out like a cloud and like, disperse. And I was like, Oh, that's pretty so I just do it again. And I was like, Well, who knows? I mean, luckily my eyes. Okay, no, I'm not gonna janky I it was my left eye. Oh, I do it too. All the time. My one that gets drinks. But this is the eye that I'm slightly far nearsighted in. Can't see far away. Yeah. So sometimes I call this my genkai because of
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eyeliner in your Janka and it'll make it not a janky.
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Go. Yeah, just balance them out. Yeah. And then I'll have like, 2020 Yeah, you'll have perfect vision. Yeah. Are 1919 Honestly, I don't understand the
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sight the risk.
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I don't either. And I worked at an optometrist office. Oh. Had a little tumble.
Unknown Speaker 34:00
Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry. You mentioned this like way earlier and never brought it up.
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Had a little tumble at the gym this week. I've been slacking and I haven't really been since Christmas. So I went back. I'm all excited. We're doing this workout that started out with benchpress. And it was with dumbbells. So I'm like, Okay, I'm ready. And the bench I was using like, honestly, it should just be thrown out. Okay, it's kind of ribbed and like, it's that benches, a jank bench for sure. It's kind of wobbly. So like, if I was doing something heavy, I wouldn't use it because I don't trust it. But I was like, It's fine. It's just dumbbells. So I gotta like lay back. And I don't remember exactly what happened because it happened fast, but also felt like slow motion. But like I laid back And I realized, like, I need more stability with my hands to try to catch myself. So I dropped the dumbbells. And then I like, kind of, like, lay there for a second and I'm like, it's fine. Like, the bench isn't gonna say, Oh, yeah. Then I just like slow motion just like rolls
Unknown Speaker 35:32
of course, my friend Nick. He's already done working out. He's just like sitting there
Unknown Speaker 35:41
like, are you okay? Like,
Unknown Speaker 35:42
this is just how I am. This is me. He's actually the one that answered when I did that. But I was like, Is this me? As the coach runs over, he's like, Oh, my gosh, are you okay? I'm like, I'm totally fine. But yeah, I'm kind of surprised. I haven't had a little tumble in a while. I used to fall a lot.
Unknown Speaker 36:09
There was that one that was on the Instagram story. We talked about that.
Unknown Speaker 36:13
Yeah, we did. When I fell doing lunges, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 36:17
Like a whole, like, just like, not like a 360 scan. But you know, they were like recording the whole gym. And then like, everyone's just like, do you want to thing and Alyssa was like balancing just kind of falls. And then she's out of
Unknown Speaker 36:34
dirty on that one. Man, I used to follow a lot because like, Do you know what a clean is? So it's basically like, getting something from the ground to your shoulder. And it could be like double dumbbells or a barbell or whatever, really. So when I was learning those, like, there's kind of a well, there is a technique that I'm not good at explaining. But basically, you kind of have to like, like, throw yourself back a little bit for momentum. And I used to just, like, throw myself on the ground, fall backwards. all the fucking time that would be falling down. I probably have a video of it. Because one time I was trying to film one of my lifts and I just state shit. So I'll see if I can find it.
Unknown Speaker 37:27
Do you have a mat? So like you fell backwards, right? Or
Unknown Speaker 37:30
was just on the ground? It was fine. It wasn't like stuff fell on top of me. I just like, I guess I knew enough to just drop what I had. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 37:38
did you like bone your butt? Or was it like yeah, okay, okay, I pictured it just like full steam character.
Unknown Speaker 37:44
though. I do love watching CrossFit fails because I love it and I hate it. I'm not even a CrossFit person. They're funny, but also I'm like, oh shit, I didn't realize you could fuck up that way. Like drop shit on you that one? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 37:59
like new fears.
Unknown Speaker 38:00
Yeah. Kinda have
Unknown Speaker 38:03
to limit my watching of those. Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 38:07
also quite clumsy. I would say I'm feel like I'm actually like pretty lucky with the condition my bodies and compared to the clumsiness me to level 100%. And I'm definitely like, a little clumsy at the gym and stuff too. But it's funny because it's, it's like at the stupid times, because this has happened several times when I went to parkour class. Like, um, we'll do like a line. A lines like something you run that like cocaine. Like sometimes I'll say line and some people will make a cocaine joke. And I'm like, oh, no, parkour lines. So yeah, well, we'll do a line. And then, um, you know, he'll move on to start the next person. So you know, I land solid turns to start the next person. And then I just like, tumble backwards, just boom. And yeah, that's happened quite a few times. But I'm glad it doesn't happen while I'm part coring. Yes, I guess. So. That's pretty nice.
Unknown Speaker 39:17
I have a totally unrelated thing. If you don't have any more, please. And if you think of more false, feel free to jump in. Okay. Oh, Linda, something new. Oh, and there's somebody actually this has to do with falling because this is from the storm that we had here. By the time this comes out. It'll have been a little bit ago, but we had an ice storm in Central Texas. And a bunch of limbs fell and it was like a huge fucking mess.
Unknown Speaker 39:45
And I don't know why. But I feel like I have to say tree limbs. I was thinking human limbs.
Unknown Speaker 39:51
Did I say tree limbs?
Unknown Speaker 39:53
Just like human limbs. Why am I thinking that are falling from everybody? Yeah, I'm sorry. Go Did
Unknown Speaker 40:01
so true re lambs?
Unknown Speaker 40:03
Crawling? No, I'm just stupid.
Unknown Speaker 40:07
tree limbs were falling from the weight of the ice like trees were just fucking snapping left and right, it was crazy. And we have a good amount of trees. So we've had a lot of fucking clean up. And we're probably not going to be done for a little while, like, we've made piles. But now it's like, disposing of the piles because we don't live in the city limits. So a
Unknown Speaker 40:29
bunch of Barnum Bullis Lynn Martin, and
Unknown Speaker 40:32
well, our neighbor next door neighbor. He was like, Y'all bring these over? Numberphile. So
Unknown Speaker 40:40
have a good time.
Unknown Speaker 40:42
That's actually what we've been doing. Yeah, that's fine.
Unknown Speaker 40:46
Like that's what happens at every like trash. burnin. Just bring the beers on. No, yeah. You sit next to the burning trash that you're inhaling.
Unknown Speaker 40:56
Yeah. Good southern times. But we were like making all the piles of the brush and there was some shit that we had to cut down. And you know, so we're doing all of that. And do you remember when we recorded a couple of weeks ago at my house, and there were those kids that were being like, loud as fuck? Oh, we could hear him inside. Well, I never like actually met them. And they live across the street. They just moved in. And so these kids came over. And like, I could kind of hear him, but I was like, I'm gonna pretend I don't hear him. And the little girl was like, we should help them. And I was like,
Unknown Speaker 41:31
you're like, Oh, yes. Now I hear you do all my work?
Unknown Speaker 41:35
Well, it was kind of the opposite. I was like, I really don't want these kids to help because I don't want them to get hurt on your property. Exactly. Yeah. So I was they didn't really listen to me. So I was kind of just like, okay, like, I'll stay over here. Oh, so they did just like insert themselves? Yeah. Yeah, they just started doing stuff.
Unknown Speaker 41:56
And And sorry, was this in your front yard or backyard? Okay. Okay. Because they would be closed off and you're?
Unknown Speaker 42:03
Well, when we when the backyard? I told them. I was like, it's dangerous back there. Like, you can't come in the backyard and just like, shut the gates because I was like, I don't need kids running around everywhere. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 42:13
I mean, you guys have like, I mean, I know you guys aren't just like ridin cars all over back there. But yeah, there's like, you know, cars and like, yeah, things
Unknown Speaker 42:22
then they were like crazy branches in the back. That was true. And I didn't want to set a precedent like, oh, yeah, kids just come on over anytime. You know, like, yeah, the backyard backyard. that's off limits, you
Unknown Speaker 42:34
can come back there. But
Unknown Speaker 42:37
the kids are kind of helping. And then I was like, they were trying to move like the biggest stuff. And I was like, you'll just like maybe pick up the little sticks, because like, they're not gonna get hurt doing that. So they were doing that it was fine. And then they started talking to me about just like random stuff. And, of course, they're like, Do you know what anime is? So we're like talking about that. Oh, and I said something about like, I don't remember if I said, I said, whatever. I wasn't supposed to say like, Studio Ghibli. Or like, maybe I said jibley or something. And this little boy was like, oh, yeah, you mean it? And I was like, together he was like, no fear. You need to cut out the habit of mansplaining right now young sir.
Unknown Speaker 43:27
Especially when you're not at your own house.
Unknown Speaker 43:32
Like though there was a little girl, a boy and Lynn like an older boy and the older boy was probably like, I don't know kids ages, but he probably wasn't more than like 10 So the little kids are like picking up the sticks. And he's kind of like standing off to the side. He's kind of like, leaned back on the stop sign just like watching everybody. And our friend Ray Lane was over there helping and he was like, Yeah, I used to be in the lumber business. I used to work in lumber
Unknown Speaker 44:13
I was like trying so hard not to laugh. I just like whip my head around. Laughing peace so I guess I'm the bitch like your teacher is just so fucking funny.
Unknown Speaker 44:28
Imagine him like smoking a cigarette like remember when I used to work and
Unknown Speaker 44:34
that's exactly how he fucking goes. Did you retire?
Unknown Speaker 44:50
Like really so good at responding to that stuff. Like in the moment. Like, I feel like I would go to you know, trying hard not to laugh and
Unknown Speaker 44:59
I Oh yeah. Oh my God, it was so hard not to just like start like snort laughing and then the kid was like, Oh yeah, I worked with a little bit with my grandpa it's really fucking
Unknown Speaker 45:18
sounds like he was trying to impress them ladies,
Unknown Speaker 45:21
it sounds like this boy didn't get points because I think they were like telling us their ages or something. And of course, I have to be like, How old do you think I am? Just because it's funny, because you never know
Unknown Speaker 45:38
if you'll be like, you're 16 Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 45:41
I didn't know if he would say some weird shit. So he was like, You look like you're 20 I was like, Oh, no. And then he guessed like Raelians ages and Jason was over there to carboy number two,
Unknown Speaker 45:55
how did you all lose?
Unknown Speaker 45:57
He said Raylene was 27. Nice. And Jason was 20. I
Unknown Speaker 46:05
guess my Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 46:06
he probably guessed like 15 for you or, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:11
Honestly, I feel like that's how I was when I was a kid to I was like, my parents are like, 30. Everybody else that's an adult is 30.
Unknown Speaker 46:23
It's weird thinking about, like,
Unknown Speaker 46:26
I'm 35 now, and I don't know why I remember this. But my dad was 35 when I was in first grade. So it's weird to think like, oh, I'm like the age of someone that has like, a first grader. So children are in school. Like that should be obvious to me now, but it's still shocking. Wow, like people have kids.
Unknown Speaker 46:47
I agree. Because when I was younger, I was like, That stuff's not gonna surprise me because I know that, you know, it's coming. Like, whoa, whoa, I'm here now. All right. Still shocking. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you said anime, I thought you're gonna say like, and I mentioned that I like Sailor Moon. And then they made fun of me.
Unknown Speaker 47:09
They were pretty nice about the animes that I said,
Unknown Speaker 47:12
Okay. I know, some people can be kind of the enemies you've watched. And then they're like, do you watch dub or thugged? And I'm like, stay dubbed because I have ADHD. And I can't like sit there and read. Shares like, Yeah, cuz I'm like, doing a bunch of other shit while I'm doing. I can't like sit there. Sometimes. I can't sit there and read subtitles like I have to. Although I do like subtitles. It's just you need to hear it or else I can't hear it. Like,
Unknown Speaker 47:47
yeah, no, that makes sense. No, they were nice about it. They I think they were impressed that another adult like knew what they were talking about. Oh, you're the cool
Unknown Speaker 47:57
does a cool. Hell yeah.
Unknown Speaker 48:02
And then I told them that I had a cat named Artemis and they were like, Oh my gosh, that's so cool.
Unknown Speaker 48:07
Oh, when they like linked it to the name. We were
Unknown Speaker 48:14
talking about Sailor Moon and then I was like, I have a cat named worried about Sailor Moon. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, she's the wrong color. She's the color of Luna. Sorry.
Unknown Speaker 48:26
She's like Artemis on the inside.
Unknown Speaker 48:29
And they were like, Oh my gosh, you should get some PetSafe dye and do a moon on her head.
Unknown Speaker 48:35
That was the mind of kids.
Unknown Speaker 48:39
Oh, like I remember.
Unknown Speaker 48:41
When I lived in Mississippi, there was like a couple of cats in
Unknown Speaker 48:45
our neighborhood. And I remember
Unknown Speaker 48:51
I heard these little girls playing in the backyard like across the street
Unknown Speaker 48:55
in Neverland Ranch.
Unknown Speaker 48:56
Not quite. Um, no, this was like the nice house on the block. Like it was a trampoline. You know? So yeah, they were I heard this two little girls playing in the backyard. And um, I saw the cat go, like, go back there. Like over the fence or whatever. And then I just hear them go SUGAR
Unknown Speaker 49:23
SUGAR fan. was so cute.
Unknown Speaker 49:27
Like that was a good thing. But in the episode. Cheery So go find yourself a sugar Pamela.
Unknown Speaker 49:33
You are all our sugar pandas. Yes. Our fat headed sugar PAMP. Yes. And we would like to make it as well.
Unknown Speaker 50:10
I'm gonna preface this by saying I didn't like do any research. Oh, there's
Unknown Speaker 50:16
there's my birthday gift.
Unknown Speaker 50:20
The guy looked right at me and was like, Oh, that's not the front door.
Unknown Speaker 50:23
He's like this is for you. Well, let me go get