Learn about American patriot pancake mix, the pancake mix you can’t cancel! We should, however, fake some of the disease and disorder fakers we talk about.
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Jamie Are you familiar with the 1992? Hasbro board game, Don't Wake Daddy?
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Oh, oh wait, I think I vaguely remember this don't wake Daddy
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I heard that playing when I came in the room I didn't know what it was for but I remember like the drawing for it now. Yeah.
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It was a board game and you roll dice and you were trying to sneak to the kitchen in the middle of the night which is kind of depressing to me like I need food but I can't wait.
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You would roll and you would land on like different things like oh, your roller skates fell or like different loud sounds that could wake Daddy. And then you had to press an alarm clock for like say you rolled a three or whatever you'd have to press it three times and it might wake Daddy or it might not be just like wake up swinging a boat.
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Like straight up because like
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after work let me see Alyssa shows Jamie a picture of the game. Oh, okay. He looks really kind of scary
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Yeah.
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Commercial time
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you tried to sneak into the kitchen without waking daddy. That annoys me back to that
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well, shed I said Hasbro in its Parker Brothers.
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Nobodies fact check might be wrong. You know that we pride ourselves on how it's true correct for this podcast Exactly. From that? Yeah, it's fun to have anxiety based games for children like operations. Yeah, I am. Honestly I don't even want to play don't wait daddy as an adult. I feel like I just get like PTSD
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don't wait, Mommy I think would be even more terrifying. It depends. It depends on who's been drinking and
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and that's what shaped our podcast. So
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sorry, forgot about the intro.
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I'm Alyssa. And I'm Jamie. And don't wake us. were scared of our daddy's yelling so we try to avoid
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our Ted Nugent. Daddy's yells they will yell.
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Speaking of Ted Nugent daddies. I have some fun Republican stuff.
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Ted Nugent daddy. Um, this guy is he's pretty Ted Nugent. Daddy ish.
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He's a comedian named Terrence K. Williams. And he's a comedian that loves Donald Trump. What he sees a guy that just seems like a big doofus. I'm not sure I actually haven't watched any of his videos, but he does a lot of like reaction videos where he's like, Okay, do adding like different politicians speaking. Oh, okay. But what he did recently,
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after they took Aunt Jemima off the pancake box. He was mad about that. So he made his own pancake brand called cousin tease gourmet pancake mix. The pancake mix. You can't cancel.
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What is cousin T? I guess it's just as his name's Terrence. So he just doesn't.
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Yeah, and it's so it's his picture on the box. And he's wearing like a chef hat. Oh, that's fine. If he wasn't a Trump lover, I'd be like, good for you. I don't know why. I just feel like I don't know what he's trying to do. He's trying to own the libs, Jamie. Oh, okay. I guess I just don't understand how that's achieving it. I'm just, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to like, I'm not diminishing. Like this is funny. I'm not diminishing that. It's just like, oh, I don't understand. Exactly. It's fucking stupid. I don't really get it either. So I first saw this online, and it was presented as like, yeah, the pancake mix. You can cancel like, this is an America Patriot pancake mix. Oh, so that's why he made this and um,
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I was at my parents house for some reason. And my dad was like, Hey, look at this pancake mix that got and I recognized it from online
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cousin tees, and I was laughing I was like I saw it online and I wondered who would buy this stupid shit? Any
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guess how much it costs for two boxes? A pancake mix? Oh, granted, I don't know, it could make a million pancakes. But it sounded a little pricey to me. 25 bucks for two. I guess I'm cheap because 1699 Okay, I'm thinking like 15 lows like, wait, maybe this is like some super heavy duty like tactile pancake.
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Each American flag.
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But yeah, it's just like, it's fucking stupid. And
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it's interesting, because I was looking this up before the podcast and
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on his website now I think it says
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I guess he says listen a couple places. But like, one of them. It said something like the Patriots. pancake mix or whatever. But then
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Patriot pancake party. Triple P That's my party. I'm in. Oh, yeah. But then when I first looked him up, and I went to his website, and it was just like, oh, here we go. Welcome to presentes kitchen, a breakfast brand for American loving patriots.
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But then when you go to his about thing, it's kind of a sad story. I guess he was in foster care. And always dreamed of like, having pancakes with his family. Oh, and like a nice breakfast and I'm like, That's the fucking angle you should have gone with. Like, I'm owning the lib tard these cakes. Yeah, but that's like how a bunch of people got into his pancakes. Because, you know, it's like, well,
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I guess that's like good marketing. Move on. I guess so. I guess.
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It's an angle to take for sure is.
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Maybe he just really wasn't doing well and just really was desperate for that boost. I don't really know because I mean, he's a comedian.
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It looks like he has a pretty successful Instagram. Oh, okay. So he's just like, this is just how he is. Yeah, this
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is like playing a character. But no, it's how he is and he wears like a hat that looks like a maid. Make America Great Again hat and it says pancakes and freedom. Anyways that all the time and like, reacts videos of you know, like Democrats talking. Oh, gotcha. I'm fucking stupid. I kind of want one of those hats
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like Happy Birthday, Jamie.
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He'll have forgotten and be like, what's the
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Patriot pancake party? Yeah, you gotta buy all your products from America loving patriots.
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And I was looking at the reviews because I thought that they would be funny considering the crowd that's buying these pancakes. So James B wrote on January 23 2023. My granddaughter loves your pancakes and it's just a picture this girl. Oh, no pancakes on site.
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Like a prom picture, or homecoming?
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Yeah, I'm Penny G on my birthday this year. January 20. I said wonderful pancakes. Love the almond extract tastes with the recipe.
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Oh, yeah. She kind of just looks like someone that would write that.
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Someone named Joanna in Oh, also on my birthday. Maybe he sent on the thing that would be you in the future.
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I bet he sent out the thing on January 20. It was like leave a positive review and get 10% off or something. Yes. Why they're all like in this cluster.
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She said pancakes and maple syrup are great. Wish shipping wasn't so high but appreciate the promo codes to help out which I'm sure is why she's leaving us review. We love to be able to support this business. I'm in the south. So these are still my eight Jemima is pancakes lol
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Good job, Joanna. Yeah. Good job, Joanna.
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Here's also this is my last one. Um,
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it's it's not about her review. I mean, she's just talking about her pancakes, but
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the picture is very weird that she posted so I'm going to show it to you and you can describe to the listeners what you see.
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Um, okay, it's like
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okay, so it's like she's trying to take a picture of a back tattoo in a mirror. But she also got a little bit of her face in the corner of the camera. But yeah, I can't tell what that tattoo is. And it's just funny that she's trying to like show it off.
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I thought it was a scar. But I think you're right is a tattoo but I'm like, why are you putting this on the pancake review?
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Because well, it's it's a joint account with one of them. Do you
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Uncle T WebMD
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there must be doo doo doo.
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But if you're having a bad day, just go look at the reviews for cousin tease pancakes because it's a lot of people that probably Fox their sister reviewing cakes.
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Women that posted
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there? Well, the man that I think the first one was a man whose granddaughter? Oh, yeah.
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Well, we talked about a lot of patriots. And you know who's very patriotic cheerleaders. Oh, and back in 2009. A cheerleader by the name of Deseret Jennings. She faked having an illness after getting a vaccine.
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So yeah, people were like anti Vax, even like, way back. Um, and so she went in.
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Let me just show you the video first and then we can talk about it. The original news clip. Now this is a story of an amazingly beautiful young woman. She was training to be a pro football cheerleader. And she got a flu shot. She says that shot has destroyed her chances of happiness. We told you about her story last time now let's try it is with this woman. For first hand look at what her life has become.
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She's the beautiful cheerleader who's heartbreaking story is shocking the Naisha
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25 year old Deseret Jennings showed me how she can't walk without twisting, jerky movements. But she walks backwards. Normally, doctors say she has a rare one in a million neurological disorder that was triggered 10 days after she got a seasonal flu shot
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you couldn't eat without passing out. I visited Deseret and her husband Brandon at their home and aspirin Virginia to see what their daily life is like. She has to go up and down stairs backwards. Because something as simple as walking forward can be dangerous. And here's the unusual part about the disorder take a look at this. Here's where it can run just fine. It's only when she stops. You see that's where the that's where the spasm start now you can walk backwards though it'll make it better right?
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She runs with a normal stride and as I ran with her she even spoke normally you could talk as weird as fixes as soon as they start running
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and then you stop and that's what happens Deseret got a flu shot on August 23rd 10 days later she came down with with doctors have diagnosed as dystonia, a rare neurological disorder. Her jerking and twisting are the result of uncontrollable muscle contractions. There is no known cure. Doctors say what happened to Deseret she discourage people from getting flu shots. But here's what the woman who's on the wrong side of being one in a million says running has to be a relief.
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Only thing you have left.
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Update created later by inside edition. It is one of the most talked about stories we've ever had on inside edition a young woman who claimed she was suffering excruciating symptoms after having a seasonal flu shot. Well we have an update today on Deseret Jennings an update that raises just as many questions as before. Her story created a national Firestorm Deseret Jennings is the pretty ambassador for the Washington Redskins cheerleading squad, who claimed she developed a rare neurological disorder called dystonia after receiving a seasonal flu shot, causing drum
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back spasms and slurred speech back in October Deseret in her husband told me they worried they'd never find a cure. But look at Deseret now, we found her walking, normally playing with her dogs, going shopping, even getting behind the wheel of a car and driving. Hard to believe the woman we've been discreetly observing over the last few weeks is the same woman we met during the height of the flu shot scare. So we wanted to ask her about her remarkable improvements. We've been trying to reach him you have not been returning phone calls.
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It looks like you've made a complete recovery. Well, I know it's a complete recovery. I still like cognitive issues. So what happened? Did Deseret Jennings really suffer a one in a million reaction to the seasonal flu shot as she says, or is it all some kind of elaborate hoax? Or is it something else entirely? Take a look at this. It's an official report on deserts case by the Centers for Disease Control. It states the admitting neurologist felt that there was a strong psychogenic component to her symptoms. psychogenic means that there is a mental or psychological cause for her spasms. The dramatic symptoms of movement and speech that Miss Jennings is displaying is certainly not a reaction to the vaccine. Dr. Steven Novella is an Assistant Professor of Neurology at Yale who treats patients with dystonia, which is what Deseret claim she suffered from after the seasonal flu shot. He hasn't examined Deseret but is convinced after viewing our video that her affliction is not dystonia. just from looking at the video a trained and experienced neurologist could say this is not dystonia Deseret finds the idea that her illness is all in her head ridiculous some people think was psychogenic some people might even think it's a hoax. I mean, people are free to believe whatever they want but you know, I mean, it clearly what I've been going through I know it's not like a genetic it is not a hoax. By now you may have noticed something that surprised us Deseret is now speaking with a foreign accent she never had before. I'm from Ohio should not be talking like this Australian accent. Yeah, I've heard Australian British. But you know, it just essentially comes down to the inability to pronounce sweat. So there's no way a flu shot can cause someone's accent to change. Absolutely not. So how did Deseret go from this to this, she credited this doctor and alternative practitioner named Rashid BatAAr. He claims he reversed many of her symptoms in less than 48 hours, using controversial therapies including a hyperbaric chamber and intravenous injections of nutrients and synthetic amino acids. She is well on her way to to being fully recovered, but retar has come under fire for his practices. The North Carolina Medical Board claims he engaged in unprofessional conduct for charging cancer patients exorbitant fees for unproven and ineffective treatments. Some of the very same treatments Deseret received, he denies any wrongdoing. Are you concerned that your case has generated so much interest and in particular it has politicized the whole issue of vaccines? No, not really. This is what happens to me. We need to point out one other thing when we first saw Deseret in this shopping center parking lot. She seemed to be walking normally. But as she left to get into her car, she was walking sideways. She says it was because of the dystonia. Don't catch me driving because I don't think I was supposed to be driving.
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Miss Jennings is no longer seeing the controversial Dr. BatAAr. But she did show us a report from her current doctor who believes her symptoms were vaccination induced.
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What do you think of that?
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A lot of thoughts. That's the worst acting I've ever fucking seen in my entire life. Yeah, yeah. It's really bad.
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Really. And like she
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had a British accent or whatever. And was like, Yeah, I shouldn't be talking like this. I'm from Ohio.
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And then, like, they had the secret footage of her out and about because I guess people were like, Hey, she faking this. So they've been like filming here. She's walking totally fine. And then they come up to her and talk to her. And then she walks away sideways. And it's like, oh, I'm having I'm still having some lingering. I turned into a crab
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so cringy Yeah, so that's a crazy bitch.
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Um, but yeah, so I remember whenever that first came out, and um, yeah, I just I just remember going like all over
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the internet and stuff. And um, yeah, it was just,
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it was crazy, because I was just like, because I was young. And I was like, How does that even work? Like, how do you get that from a vaccine?
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You know, how can you like? function normally because you're walking backwards?
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Like none of it makes sense at all. No.
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But it's very interesting.
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Yep. And I'm
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speaking of more people that have faked illnesses
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there's this one pretty well known one.
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I'm going to be mostly speaking about it just from memory. So please don't like quote me on my said at the top of the podcast that were Facts Only.
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Sorry.
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I'll leave after this one.
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But there, there was a Twitch streamer his name's Zilean Opie.
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And in short, he basically, like faked being handicapped and in a wheelchair. Um, jam. I haven't heard of this one. Yeah. So basically, yeah, he was a streamer and stuff. And he was, I mean, he, he was basically kind of known as, like a handicap streamer by the community, the people that follow him and paid money to subscribe to him.
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And he's like, Guys, I need a new wheelchair helped me save. Yeah. And so one day when he was streaming, he was like, oh, okay, I'll be right back. And then he just took his headset off and just got up and walked, walked off stream.
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And
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so everyone was like, What the fuck? And then also, so there's a video of it. Of him just like getting up and walking off. And he was talking to like, he was on Discord or something with friends talking. And right after he does that, his girlfriend, she's just goes like, Oh my God. And we found this puppy earlier today and blah, blah, blah, kind of like trying to like sidetrack or something.
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Yeah. And so
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I actually like, watch like, quite a bit on it and stuff. And YouTuber, wavy web surf. He does a really good like, dive on it and follow up. Like he even like interviews like guy. This guy's pretty much like hated by everyone. He got his account banned by twitch and everything. Because it was just such a fucked up thing to do, like fake being handicapped. And basically, what he is saying, and like, honestly, I don't buy it. Yeah, he's like, Oh, it was just a huge misunderstanding. So like, I had been in Yeah, like a car accident or something and was recovering. And he needed a wheelchair to get around while he was recovering. But he was like, but you know, I was still kind of like doing physical therapy. So I was kind of like learning how to walk. But it was easier to get around with the wheelchair. And so he was like, so I just wasn't open with everyone about it and clear about it. I was just really fucking piece of shit. Yeah, he said that he just wasn't open about like, his journey with it, or the personal experience about like, how he got in the chair and stuff with it, because he just felt like it was revealing too much information, or he just wanted the privacy or whatever. So he's like, Yeah, I didn't say I was handicapped, but everyone assumed and I let them assume. Oh, is basically how it goes. I mean, there are some people I know that, like use wheelchairs, but can walk, you know, just not for like long distances or whatever. And like, yeah, if he would have just been like, oh, yeah, like, I can walk I just, I'm in this majority of the time or whatever, but instead is like, I'm gonna give a weird answer.
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Because you're faking? Yeah, yeah, this interview was like, way after and like, the guy, he was like, oh, yeah, I don't have access to like my accounts, or like my YouTube accounts or whatever anymore. So I can't like on private, certain videos and linum the guy that interviewed them, like, went back and looked at the account, and it was like, there was a couple more videos that got like, privated. And so it was like, Oh, someone's clearly has access to the account.
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So yeah, I think this guy is just like a big, stupid fat head. No, he's not. He's not. He's stupid. Stinky liar. Face dickheads There we go.
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Fake illness. Yeah.
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And yeah, he is streaming today. I can't remember what his Oh really? Yeah, I can't remember what his name is like something blue or blue something the name is it's blueish. But who cares? I mean, he doesn't deserve to have any more people watching and stuff is
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Say one of those things where people like still troll him about it like in the chats are people going to be like, Hey, where's your fucking wheelchair?
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Maybe I don't know what was going on, but I wouldn't doubt if that was the case. But I feel like it's just, it's been awhile. And so since he changed his name and stuff Oh, and probably have like a younger generation or generation Oh really? They can't just like Google his, you know, old names they don't know it so. So yeah, that's
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that's that guy.
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And I feel like we can't mention fake people faking illnesses without mentioning
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that trick but fakes Tourette's on tick tock
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people are the worst fucking actors.
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So there's this tick tock her her names is take some roses.
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Of course, that's what she goes with when she's choosing to
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fake Tourette's. But for my understanding, she kind of like has like, kind of like an at home kind of makers, little chop thing, like shirts or whatever. And so she makes a lot of videos about her tics, but also tics while she's packing them. So like, some of the videos of her like packing like, she like, opens the big manila envelope, and she's like,
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yelling into it, and she's just like, like, I don't want to go, don't go, I don't want to go. And then she just kind of like giggles laughter and it's just like, bruh like people with Tourette's aren't just like, having a tick and then Oh, wow. Yeah, it's like, torture.
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That's,
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yeah.
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Pretty cringe. And it's even worse, because she had another tick tock account. I can't remember what it was, but it was something with like, gems and crystals and like that, where she was totally 100% completely normal. Never had any tics or anything like that. So she was like, I can't remember if that was I'm pretty sure it was an older account. But it's still like, you know?
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Yeah, that's that kind of became like a thing for a little bit as
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you know, videos about Tourette's and stuff became more popular on tick tock like teenagers were like, developing Tourette's, which I don't think that's a thing. Don't quote me on that. Perhaps it can happen but it was like, in droves of teenagers Yeah, like having fake Tourette. So like, Oh my God, just so there's like
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another thing that I've seen on tick tock that's funny.
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People post videos of like,
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people that didn't want to get the vaccine, but got it for work or whatever. And they'll just be doing like that cheerleader did just like doing like, weird
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stuff. And it's like, it's never people that like, wanted to get the vaccine that have the side effects people that are like, I had to because of my job or I would lose my job and then it's a video of them just like spazzing out and like now I speak
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so people have been making parody videos of those. Fucking I'm gonna show you this one Alyssa shows Jamie the video
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so that was a great video. So in short, the guy he says, has a video setup. He says this was me like two days after the shot and then it's a he's just like in sexy lingerie. Like Pop Lock and drop into Walk it out. Definitely. We'll be putting that on Instagram. Yes. He seems lovely. Yeah, it was like a joy to be around. He does. But yeah, it's so embarrassing that it's become like a whole fucking genre of like, I'm gonna make fun of these people pretending to have a thing like why are all these people pretending now a thing like yeah, are people just so like depressed and like their lives are boring that they're like, Yeah, I'm gonna like fake having this thing. get attention. It's like that meme. Where the kids like
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on his head and then say without you see, it's like his hand and
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that's just what I always think about.
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Um, but I know a lot of people that like fake
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illnesses and stuff to like, you know, they just really, really, really, really, really, really want attention. And they want people to care for them. So
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don't feel bad for them because it's fucked up to fake that stuff. But like, the like point, zero 9% of me as like, I feel kind of bad that you're struggling with that mental illness, but this is not how you should go about it. And also when it's like,
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stuff like vaccines, like you have an agenda, you're trying to get people to not get them and that could affect their lives in
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a multitude of ways. Like the fucking Theranos shit, here we go on a roll or derail
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we'll have to cover some Theranos stuff like a little deeper sometime just because like Elizabeth Holmes, like talks like this, and she's like, super, super cringy on her own. So I want to do like, we'll have to do a whole thing on her. But yeah, that's one of the things that made me super mad was like Theranos was because people were getting like incorrect, like diagnosis diagnoses and stuff. And it's like, you
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plan like going to the doctor or no treatments? Because you're like, oh, okay, I'm good. But like, you might not actually be good.
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And like, I think one lady they, I can't remember what they said that she had, but she got diagnosed with something and went to the doctor a couple of times for it. And it like, it turns out, she was like in the clear and stuff, but it's still like, such a jarring experience. So
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speaking of jarring
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I've have a lot of drawing thoughts, which are intrusive thoughts. Hey, intrusive thoughts? Oh, may I say one thing real quick before we begin? Yes. I'm just going to go ahead and give the definition of an intrusive thought because I think that not everyone knows what it is. Okay. I saw this video.
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And it was like, these two women and one of them was like, Oh my gosh, I've just been having these like, intrusive thoughts lately. It's so crazy. And the other ones like the other woman's like,
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Yeah, me too. Like, I don't want to like think about like, stabbing my husband and asleep. And then the first woman's like, oh, no, I just mean like, I keep thinking about like, cutting my bangs every day.
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I've seen that a lot where people misuse it. And they they say intrusive thought instead of just like, thought
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idea that you're
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Yeah, yeah, just something you keep thinking about that's like mundane, like, oh, gosh, I should really go get a pumpkin spice latte. But an intrusive thought is like an upsetting like, you really don't want to think about it. It's not mundane. Yeah. It's the demon demon.
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It's funny, because I've seen that a couple times where people were just totally misusing it. And like, that's not what that is.
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Rude. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine. And this might sound like nitpicky, but when people are like, I'm so OCD. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like OCD is not like, just like, oh, I have to have things organized so I don't have to have things organized or my mother will die. Yes, exactly. So I'm sure that there's shit like that that I say without thinking about it, but I'm trying to not say it because
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good for you.
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vocabulary of like, a 12 year old boys. Like clean that up. But yeah, like don't say shit like that. Like, it's fucking stupid. Yeah, just use the word fuck every other word like I do. And yet
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um, so some intrusive thoughts that I've been having lately is like, um
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always I guess a lot of them are like, just self injuring related. But um, but yeah, just like, you know, just a nice slicing, thin slicing of my leg of my What is this? My cat? like meat? Yeah, kind of like a ham like a spiral ham. It's kind of thin, but like for the bone. Or, you know, just spiral ham in my leg.
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Why they're oftentimes more just slow.
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Like, I'm doing something fun, and then I'll just randomly think like your kittens are gonna die one day I'm like, oh, like showing. And then I'm like, Yeah, I'm gonna go enjoy this like next 10 minutes with you
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want to think about this?
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Oh no, I didn't mean like, mine's just like really drastic now.
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No, I don't know if I don't have them as much anymore. I just like nothing's coming to mind. But yeah, minor mostly like that. I mean, other than of course, you know, drive off a bridge. Yeah, the typical car while driving.
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Just lay my face on the ground while the cars driving and just just drag
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lots of stuff with cars.
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And cars are stressful. They are they're like giant metal machines that go 70 or more miles per hour. People are texting and yeah, drinking and take drinking in texting.
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Driving with their knees.
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Um,
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but yeah, I guess we'll just drive this episode off a bridge now.
Unknown Speaker 36:28
Sorry, it was so short buttheads. It felt like, felt like there was more. Felt beefier, but it wasn't. We just got back from improv. And like, I feel like today's class was more we were just like, jumping around and like being very energetic. And I think we're both just kind of like, I'm ready to not talk. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. On the way home. Yeah. You were like, I don't want to talk for the rest of the day. I was like, I don't want to eat. Let's record a podcast.
Unknown Speaker 36:59
Um, I was literally dosi doing she was she did three separate dances. It was impressive.
Unknown Speaker 37:08
Painted. Yes, yes. Yeah, you are all over the floor today.
Unknown Speaker 37:15
Sounds like an insult. But
Unknown Speaker 37:20
Jamie was digging a fake hole to push a child into so that she could bang the child's mouth. And then I just pushed my improv partner in because he was like, what am i What are you want me to tell the police and I was like, Oh, fuck.
Unknown Speaker 37:35
I didn't think about it get into.
Unknown Speaker 37:39
Yeah, improv has been fun. We're hoping you know, maybe you guys will see some of the skills we're learning come through on the podcast a little bit.
Unknown Speaker 37:50
I wish there was like a improv thing we could do to close out Zip Zap zap zap zip these up. That one was hard to keep track. I was some of them. I guess they're like exercises to warm up your brain and I'm just like, I'm not smart.
Unknown Speaker 38:09
I think my brain was cold the whole time. Yeah, yeah, I would just did not feel super warmed up until you dug the hole for the child.
Unknown Speaker 38:19
Righty Get the fuck out.
Unknown Speaker 38:22
Yeah, it was it was a good class.
Unknown Speaker 38:26
And we're enjoying improv and we will actually be having a showcase
Unknown Speaker 38:38
Well, there's some people in Austin that good. I've been debating if I'm gonna, like tell anyone like, George is gonna be out of town. And he was like, Oh, I really wish I could go and I was like, I'm so glad you can get this. Brandon can come like, but it will be okay if he doesn't, but I was looking forward to it. But
Unknown Speaker 39:01
it's okay. That's nice. That's probably how I should feel to my husband.
Unknown Speaker 39:08
Like what if he watches it and I really suck and he wants to divorce
Unknown Speaker 39:18
No, but what if it's just like, I just like do really really bad and it's like really? cringy and then he's like, sad for me. And it's just like, Oh, I was like, I'm driving
Unknown Speaker 39:34
you didn't think about
Unknown Speaker 39:37
are you anxious at all? Is this podcast a lie?
Unknown Speaker 39:42
Like I am nervous about it. And I feel like I'm gonna say really dumb stuff. But I've been really embarrassed before so I feel like
Unknown Speaker 39:53
yeah, how much worse can this be? And two if it is really bad, then it's something we can
Unknown Speaker 40:00
Talk about on the podcast if it goes wrong. That's true. And I think doing that aerial performance I did last year on cube helped a little bit because I was like insanely anxious for like a month.
Unknown Speaker 40:17
And so I know when to feel the day of I'm gonna like be sick to my stomach and be like, I have to stay home first. We both need to wear adult diapers in case we shut our pants or something. What if that happens? My pants are fucking diapers and my pants are gonna fall down and then everyone's gonna pay me for weighing a diaper but I'll be like, No, you don't understand
Unknown Speaker 40:46
so many things that could go wrong. Yeah, don't come We love you. I'm party on fat hands on
Unknown Speaker 41:08
Okay, test babies in a hot car.
Unknown Speaker 41:15
You do that one time
Unknown Speaker 41:19
Hmm.
Unknown Speaker 41:24
Jamie started out an improv skit was talking about a baby in a hot car.
Unknown Speaker 41:29
It was wonderful. It's not inappropriate No.
Unknown Speaker 41:34
Teacher fucking Correct. Good good. Yeah, see approval. We need my sleeping pill. Joke doesn't get too many.
Unknown Speaker 41:44
Got some but I think people were scared to laugh. Oh yeah.