How many sugar daddys to get to the end of an Andrew Tate song? We’re coming in hot with some of the internet’s finest cringe. From people outraged about homemade butter to the most insufferable of disney adults…we have you covered!
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
My mother in law and I had dinner recently and we're eating because that's what dinner is. And she asked me a question and like, I had just put the fork in my mouth, but like, my mouth was like, closed around the fork, but the food was still on it. And I hadn't like taken the fork out. So instead of like chewing the bite that I had on the fork, I just like, opened my mouth and took the fork with the food on it out of my mouth like, Sorry, that was really weird.
Unknown Speaker 0:57
Was your mouth already, like closed around it?
Unknown Speaker 1:00
Yeah, it was like, okay, it was closed around it, but the food was still on there. It hadn't like committed to the bite. So instead, I just took it out.
Unknown Speaker 1:10
At least you showed priority. You know, it's like, yeah, so it's like my pension. Yeah. And our attention is on you fat heads. Well.
Unknown Speaker 1:20
Welcome. I'm Jamie. Alyssa. And I don't know how to use forks and dinners for eating. It is and it will continue to be at least while we're podcasting.
Unknown Speaker 1:34
So I have an update. Or should I say an update? The little entertainer update? What a bad boy. So I found out he made a couple of rap songs. Hell, yeah. I at least don't one of them was made in 2019. And I think it was kind of a short timeline, because he was trying to make a point of like, you could just kind of pause the song together. But I mean, still doesn't help me. Maybe that's an excuse for like, doing a really bad job.
Unknown Speaker 2:09
Yeah, people. He thought people were gonna be like, Oh, shit, Andrew, this is awesome. And they laughed, and he was like, Why didn't even try?
Unknown Speaker 2:18
Yeah. And this was tweeted by Rebecca Black. She was like, well, at least I was a teenager.
Unknown Speaker 2:29
Oh, just getting like abused by these like, how like, well, I guess she's on a teenager anymore. But I was gonna say teenage girls, but you know. Um, so I think this one is called Yeah, it's called suicide. And it's um, it's fantastic. Let me let me just play it for you real quick
Unknown Speaker 2:54
No, kind of money made these hoes wanna shout so bouncing? Bouncing they got my brother and the guys stopping in the house with me. Provide for me. Die for a bunch of fucking hands in the sky for me. That's me. That's me. Big Daddy. T A T to the money y'all my mind every day every night for me look committed suicide. That's like for suicide. Kurt Cobain McLaren. 720 footer sound like a plane
Unknown Speaker 3:25
so what do you think of music video?
Unknown Speaker 3:29
I definitely think he was trying to make it good because it didn't seem like
Unknown Speaker 3:36
he was making comedy out
Unknown Speaker 3:38
of yeah, this seems serious and like the shit that he talks about, like bitches money cars. There was a pit bull. That was a boy dog. It was
Unknown Speaker 3:49
a very muscular Pitbull. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 3:53
Yeah, I think he thought that was a good music video. And he was trying to like kind of sound like DMX. In a way.
Unknown Speaker 4:00
He goes hard. Yeah, I think my line was a dirty No. So
Unknown Speaker 4:14
love it. It was really bad. And there's a part where he like throws money and he's like, making it rain. And I thought it was like on a lady but it was just some random dude. And then the dude got mad. I don't know why that wasn't there.
Unknown Speaker 4:33
It wasn't like physically, like grab that chicks chin.
Unknown Speaker 4:35
Yeah, and like, lifted her chin up to like, look at him, but
Unknown Speaker 4:40
ah, yeah, I have. Yeah, it made my back just like cool. Um, and yeah, also, I think this was the same guy that he made it rain on but I think I saw that guy do like a countdown with this. With his fingers. Like, you know, they're like rapping and he was just like 432 Counting down and I don't think there's like, you don't I think I was talking about like any kind of numbers like anything I think the guy was just good what do I do? Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 5:11
I needed that guy at the beginning of the show and you didn't count down he's been him hire him for every week.
Unknown Speaker 5:18
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean he did an excellent here so he did and he was angry about money so we know he doesn't want that. Yeah. He just wants to get paid in them recognitions. That was
Unknown Speaker 5:34
painful to watch.
Unknown Speaker 5:36
Oh, and it did end with a hustlers University as
Unknown Speaker 5:41
another reason I think it's not a joke but yeah,
Unknown Speaker 5:43
he put a fuckin ad
Unknown Speaker 5:46
associating it with his business like
Unknown Speaker 5:49
yeah, like it went into like this really shit like should your quality video of like from the 80s Yeah, I think it's like what we're supposed to assume is him in am we learned what kind of car that is? Bugatti. Yeah. Like doing donuts and stuff. And, and that was just like, muscles University. Um, so yeah, that's. That's just the first one. There's another one. Okay, I guess the name? Um, it's uh, I don't know how to describe the name of sorry.
Unknown Speaker 6:28
Doggy style.
Unknown Speaker 6:30
No, sugar daddy bros,
Unknown Speaker 6:33
okay. My algorithm is gonna be fun
Unknown Speaker 6:39
you're gonna be getting ads for hustler Facebook
Unknown Speaker 6:45
Oh, which I don't know if I've ever told the podcast this but I signed up for the pickup artists mystery and the best. I signed up for their newsletter and it's so weird because they come out on the same day. They have the exact same title. Exact same everything about it. Okay, well one of them is like love mystery. Other ones like love the Baxter Wow. And they come in they're just like always right next to each other. It's so weird. Like, why don't they just combine forces like yeah,
Unknown Speaker 7:18
I feel like they just have like this like secret love life. Like together? Yeah. But they probably like go in on the same like they probably sorry. Oh no. sugar sugar
Unknown Speaker 7:33
daddy really wants to play well, let me pause.
Unknown Speaker 7:37
They probably like go have Z's on like a ghostwriter to like what? Let's get to sugar daddy.
Unknown Speaker 7:49
Girl Good. I don't want to lie. You know, I want to hear but I don't want to try. I'll take you to Dubai. Put you in the sky. Money on a plate girl. I know. Do you wanna ride and make a bill Nice? Get a little hot on the grind. And I'm probably one reply. On the type of guy which is on the side you almost spend the money we spend a little time but you got to do is ask me if I can make you look classic. Second that you walk past me I'm gonna have to get you in my backseat. Plenty
Unknown Speaker 8:27
something it was way more cringy than the last.
Unknown Speaker 8:33
I would say the song. A little bit more of a banger? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, the video was
Unknown Speaker 8:39
yeah, we've decided that whenever we are famous and go on a podcast tour, that's the song we're gonna walk out to.
Unknown Speaker 8:48
Yeah. We've been singing it. We took a bathroom break. been singing it.
Unknown Speaker 8:52
Sugar Daddy. Sugar Daddy. Which speaking of that, what was your count? We did a sugar daddy count.
Unknown Speaker 8:58
2929 Okay, cool. Yeah. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 9:02
no, sorry. I was repeating what you said. I got from 31 to 33 I feel like maybe I accidentally added a couple so
Unknown Speaker 9:12
we'll just say 30 He says they say sugar daddy 3030
Unknown Speaker 9:16
fucking times in a three minute and 16 second long video
Unknown Speaker 9:21
so yeah, about 10 times a minute. What's your what's your sugar daddy? per minute.
Unknown Speaker 9:32
Sugars per minute
Unknown Speaker 9:37
I think mine's a little lower than that. So that was a little little hard to tolerate when I got heavier sugar daddy parts. But my favorite lyric was um, take you to the by put you in the sky. Yeah. More like him by
Unknown Speaker 9:56
the sky. Yeah, he's like if Diem Max and Alex Jones had a baby that's always talking when it your apps
Unknown Speaker 10:03
a little bold baby Man Boy Yeah, so I don't I don't know if he has any more. But those were the only ones I found but maybe more will resurface because those were actually deleted. Oh really? Yeah. Or at least the first one was I don't know about sugar daddy, but it seems like he has. By the time sugar daddy rolled around. It seemed like he had a little more experience under his belt. Yeah, those videos a little more polish. Yes, yes. And of course it did in the with a Hustler's university
Unknown Speaker 10:40
even though that joke he wants his business to be talking to Yes. I'm sorry I was looking to see if there's any other ones
Unknown Speaker 10:49
looking for more Andrew Tate wraps here we discovered
Unknown Speaker 10:53
another Andrew Tate music video that we watched for the first time together called broke boys bullies
Unknown Speaker 11:04
came from the bottom to the top. But now flexing on the boys with the dope boys used to get done with the coat boys. I made money trying to choke boys. But now I'm flexing on the broke boys first class to become a fly out looking for more property to buy high class homes want to find out but it's only vo G's at the height out stacked up your muscle motherfucker I'm jacked up employees exactly the act of force comm check you don't want to get smacked up for you heard about me. I think 100 grand and turn it into three so many haters trying to go against me so I had to make the trek and missed the boat boy see that? reflected on the boys.
Unknown Speaker 11:49
Oh, I think I said this about the last one.
Unknown Speaker 11:53
This is the crunchy. This is between the two that we already want. Oh like I feel like this was like medium quality. Yeah, not saying it's good. Like it was not good. But like the the polishing and everything of it.
Unknown Speaker 12:11
He mentioned Dubai again. I don't know if you noticed that. Oh, no,
Unknown Speaker 12:13
I didn't. Oh, Dubai. Oh, and you also notice that he drinks with his pinky at night drinks. He takes shots with his pinky out. Yeah, that's a little stupid. anywheres fanny packs. Yeah, which I do too. But you know, isn't expected from him. Yeah. And he
Unknown Speaker 12:31
wears that, like, not in the front. But on his actual Fanny, as Jamie pointed out, right, where's the backward year? That was a bizarre video.
Unknown Speaker 12:42
And I did notice that, um, one of the lines he said, I take 100 grand and I turn it into four. So like 100 grand and he turns it into four grand. Kind of like, you lose it.
Unknown Speaker 13:00
That's the cost of doing business. Taking those L's on hustlers University.
Unknown Speaker 13:06
I'm sure he might like 400 but come on, dude. I expect better quality from Andrew Tate and his week ash chin.
Unknown Speaker 13:16
He does have a very weak chin and he's definitely not trying to be funny. Yeah, there is no No way. He was just gonna like dip his toes and a music see if people liked it. Apparently they didn't since he hasn't done this in a while. But yeah, that bitch was trying to rap.
Unknown Speaker 13:35
You ain't no Fred Durst No, my man.
Unknown Speaker 13:39
You know, it's one thing that like irritated me about among a lot of things but like him and like other like alpha males like him. They talk about like, oh, I need like a high value woman like not one that just like, wants my money and stuff like all these women are out to get money. Like you have a song called Sugar Daddy.
Unknown Speaker 14:02
Yeah. All these women should be in this video.
Unknown Speaker 14:06
Yeah, and like, yeah, like if you offer to pay for women's shit. They'll take it but then you turn around and you're like, you fucking whore. You're after my money. Yeah, a song called Sugar Daddy
Unknown Speaker 14:18
like Exactly. Like, yeah, he's dumb. glad he's in jail because he's a fuckin
Unknown Speaker 14:26
Yeah, sorry. I just had to point that out. Who would know Yeah, Andrew Tate would have a flaw in his logic, but I found it.
Unknown Speaker 14:35
So, speaking of Pate, you know what goes great with mashed potatoes. Butter. Oh, yeah. I came across this thing on Facebook. It was it was okay. So it was just an article from daily.it says I cannot imagine me King butter on my break Starbucks worker makes butter by hand after story runs out. And from I was able to read a little bit of the article, and it sounds like she was just having mashed potatoes on her lunch break and there was no butter so she just made butter with cream. Um, but the comments on the Facebook posts,
Unknown Speaker 15:22
I'm sure they're vile,
Unknown Speaker 15:24
gone they've certainly got me. Okay, so this person says, I used to be thrilled to make butter by hands as a kid. I still do it when I make bread at home I just put it in a sealed container and shake it it's character building
Unknown Speaker 15:46
builds character letter builds better because these lazy Millennials are ruining the buttermarket
Unknown Speaker 15:52
No, kids will make their own butter these days. What's wrong with
Unknown Speaker 15:58
that and not drinking from the hose? That's the thing that all boomers seem to be obsessed with like we didn't have bottled water we drink from the home plate
Unknown Speaker 16:09
in the mind it's just butter put heavy cream and salt in a mixer and turn it on with until done it's not difficult these are the same people complaining they have to do too much work. And there's so physically drained. Shows you you'll work for what you want and complain when you work for your paycheck.
Unknown Speaker 16:35
No
Unknown Speaker 16:38
I cannot understand boomers like they call us snowflakes and somebody fucking type though. Like this was useful sin.
Unknown Speaker 16:50
Yeah, I didn't know that. Like butter superiority was like a thing. You probably already
Unknown Speaker 16:58
Sharon is wrong with you like what? How can you be that mad?
Unknown Speaker 17:05
Oh, and there's more. Would you like to hear them? Yes. Um, we baked many loaves and shook turned our own butter for Thanksgiving in second grade. I'm 44 now and I still remember how to do that. That was a life lesson. Why?
Unknown Speaker 17:23
Why are there all these people talking about why
Unknown Speaker 17:30
society is doomed except for farmers. It's literally whipping cream and pinch of salt I believe shake for one to two minutes while butter. Like I don't care
Unknown Speaker 17:43
why they're saying that it's really easy. But also it's like life lesson style shit. It doesn't match.
Unknown Speaker 17:51
Yeah, I know. And then um, let me see.
Unknown Speaker 17:56
Making fucking memories.
Unknown Speaker 17:58
And this one was like a new take on it. They act like it's something new turning your own butter. Bless their hearts. Like Mendenhall. Which is so funny because this, it just shows like, none of these people read the article at all. And like, Um, let me see.
Unknown Speaker 18:23
I kind of read about something like that recently. It was this lady that she tweeted out something and it was I don't remember exactly, but it was pretty much like, Oh, I'm so thankful for the mornings that my husband and I have together like we can sit on the patio and drink coffee together and stuff. And people just like blew up at her and we're like, Oh, I bet it's really nice to have downtime. Like I wish I had some time to myself in the morning. And just like fucking late into this lady and she's five job. Yeah. Like, it was just her being like, Oh, I'm like gratefulness for this experience. Like it's awesome and people just shit on her so bad.
Unknown Speaker 19:06
It's so dumb. Um This person says, Oh, we used to do this all the time and my first store like 16 to 17 years ago. Thanks for the time one yeah. Um I also hate say it because like I wasn't there but I highly doubt Starbucks like ever made their own butter. I don't know if she's referring to a Starbucks store. Like a general store but like
Unknown Speaker 19:36
general store, store.
Unknown Speaker 19:38
Come on down pop house general. We got hand turned butter, or sugar daddies and then more. Another person says all these 20 year olds thinking they discovered the cure for cancer. People have been making butter like this for hundreds of years you only discovered nothing like Like, it's not like, oh my god, I found out how to make butter. It's funny, like the art of the article header doesn't even come off. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 20:09
it's just like, Oh, look at this cool thing. Somebody was being innovative with what they had.
Unknown Speaker 20:16
And like, innovative were like, Oh, you couldn't just go to the store. And it's like, if I have like, I mean, the 1520 30 minute break, like, you don't have time to fucking get in the car, drive to the store, buy the butter drive back and make your food like it's
Unknown Speaker 20:33
like, Starbucks even have anything for them to keep the butter in, like, you know, if she didn't go You can't buy like one stick of butter or whatever. Like,
Unknown Speaker 20:42
yeah, buy a whole fucking tub. Yeah, you're one fucking mashed potato thing. And then someone says it's not dedication is just dumb, especially for what Starbucks pays. Not your job description. Boo. Don't sweat for people that don't even think about you. So yeah, some people were thinking that she shows the store. And I was like, wow, I
Unknown Speaker 21:10
thought when you first read it for a second, I was
Unknown Speaker 21:12
like, oh, like some people took it. And that's what I kind of thought she was like, that's kind of crazy. And then like, I read it, and that's what it sounds like for she was making it for her like her mashed potatoes and stuff. And she just made a tick tock. She was like, Hey, y'all, I'm on my break. Yeah, I'm just making some butter because I want it with my mashed potatoes. So she just knew I was shaking it and talking to tic toc. And then she's like, Alright, I'm gonna go eat my thing. So five minutes by and people were like, fuck, you. Don't work hard for you. Like, it's not a bull. Like you didn't invent butter making beer. It's just like, Dude, she's just fucking making butter. Just and I feel like if she like, I don't know, I feel like all those like people would also be like, it's not hard to just make your own butter. Why don't you just do that? And instead they're all like, fucking Bogner for like doing Yeah, I don't know. People want to complain.
Unknown Speaker 22:06
head tag Jamie in this thing on Facebook. And it was an article about like, how Mars is not going to use the m&m mascots anymore. They're gonna have like Maya Rudolph be her spokesperson. And it showed me a comment that somebody on my friends list had made when it was like, the new American pastime being outraged. I feel like your group is kind of the ones that get outraged by the people with or you know, like, buy the green m&m shoes. Yeah. So it's just like,
Unknown Speaker 22:45
it stopped recording. So we tried to pick it back up. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 22:51
We'll be honest, they cut out. And so we had to stop it and we came back in
Unknown Speaker 23:00
just like saying, Man in the weirdest way that won't fit
Unknown Speaker 23:06
Mad. Mad. Ah, okay, so maybe this is a good time to segue into um, you know, other things that people get mad about,
Unknown Speaker 23:20
like things that make me mad that they are mad. This one is definitely one of those. It's quite
Unknown Speaker 23:27
a splash. You guessed it. It's the closing of Splash Mountain.
Unknown Speaker 23:33
Yeah, apparently there are demon people that are mad about it.
Unknown Speaker 23:40
Is there anything specific you mean by that? Demon people? Um,
Unknown Speaker 23:45
no, just awful people. Just like fucking awful people. Like should I give a little brief history of Splash? Splash Mountain, if you don't know, is based upon a Disney movie that came out in either 36 or 46. But it was called song in the south. And I believe in like, mid 90s early 2000s Did Disney pulled the movie because it was basically a movie about like, slavery, and slaves being portrayed as like, ignorant and just like some fucking awful stereotypes. And I think Splash Mountain was made like 1015 years after Disney pulled the movie and it's based on the movie song themselves. I didn't realize it was made after they pulled Yeah, like when Splash Mountain existence voice Yeah, it was after Song of the South had already been gone. So yeah, it's it's a weird ride me and my sisters. My sister went on it and it It just, I guess if you didn't know the history of the movie, it wouldn't seem bad. But like, when you hear some of the characters talk and knowing that they're supposed to be like enslaved people, you're just like, follow.
Unknown Speaker 25:14
Okay. Yeah, see, I had no familiarity with Song of the South at all. And so like I told Melissa, before we started recording that, um, like, I had no idea that it was even related to like, a movie or anything. I was like, This is a weird thing for them to just like, put in Disney World, but okay. Yeah, like, like, Alright, and then later, I kind of like, look like look, looked it up or just found out it was based on Song of the South. And I was like, what is that? And of course, when you Google it, it's just like, racism. And I'm like, Oh, shit. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:53
I'm the only movie that Disney's ever like taken back. Yeah. And then they for some reason made a ride about
Unknown Speaker 25:59
it. Really weird. Yeah, that was. That's a really, I wonder why I'd like to know why they decided to do that. Because yeah, again, like I had no familiarity with it. So like, I bet a bunch of other people didn't either. Yeah, and then I wouldn't have even known about Samba South if it wasn't for that ride. So people made like, I guess a little memorial for it. Like even before it closed. So like, you know, there's like a bridge, I guess. Well, this is like further out not the area where you get splashed. But you can like see Splash Mountain in the background. kind of watch people go down a little drop? Yeah. And yeah, they just put like stuffed animals of all the characters. They're just like a memoriam. When we
Unknown Speaker 26:46
saw that, I was like, you've gotta be fucking kidding me. Like, this has to be an Onion article. This cannot be real life. Israel life. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:59
It's very weird. And I also Oh, I also found that it was like up to a three hour wait.
Unknown Speaker 27:08
I saw to like a 220 minute or wait or something like, God. Oh, and just to add in real quick, Splash Mountain is not being fucking taken down. It's it's being revamped as a princess in the frog. Tiana. So people are mad about what like it's gonna be a modern ride. That's not racist. Like, I'm sure they're gonna, like fix some stuff, like make it look nicer. But for some reason, people are mad. Yeah, what could the reason be?
Unknown Speaker 27:46
I saw some comments that was that were like, um, Disney's just taking it down for something that's more like, you know, up to date and like, profitable or whatever, recognizable? And it's like, well, yeah, they're a business. And it's
Unknown Speaker 28:04
it's kind of stupid to me because like, making that argument like, you don't pay specifically to go on that ride. You pay to go to Disney. So like, yeah, it's not like they're gonna make money specifically on that. Yeah. I don't know. That just seems like a weird argument.
Unknown Speaker 28:21
Yeah, it's it's really um,
Unknown Speaker 28:25
I guess merch I guess that's kind of a weird thing to say. But oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 28:29
I guess they would make money off the merch, but it's kind of like, I don't know they can make princess in the frog. Especially since people like know what it is. And thing. Yeah. And not something they removed. And yeah, they're probably trying to distance themselves more from those older folks. And another thing I found was, I guess a lady named her baby after the ride.
Unknown Speaker 29:00
I'm truly speechless. What did she name it? Fucking Briar?
Unknown Speaker 29:05
Yeah, I think so. Actually, I may be wrong. I have to like try to find it again at his Briar. I realize I just took a screenshot of the tick tock tick tock just says the right I named my daughter after shut down today at Disney I'm so sad. It's just like the Tick Tock it's just video for just like holding her baby and just like looking at it and just like oh, it's like, okay.
Unknown Speaker 29:31
The energy that these people fucking have the kind of people that like don't want anything to evolve and become better. They're like, yeah, no, let's keep things bad. I'm not because I like my nostalgia is more important than people's like human rights and stuff. Yeah. I don't know if you have this one. But I saw some live market Facebook marketplace listing Is that people had made and people are selling little jars with a water yes flush mount? Yes.
Unknown Speaker 30:08
Um I actually have some stuff on that but yeah sorry did you have anything more to say on that?
Unknown Speaker 30:15
Because I finally took screenshots of it and I didn't but it was like multiple ads and it was like people doing like hand drawn like shitty things that were like the Water Splash Mountain. Yeah, like their own art and some people were just selling a little jar full of it but very cringe.
Unknown Speaker 30:37
Yeah, like I went on eBay to and like yeah, I've a lot of like eight ounce jars. Um, and some of them have even have like little pebbles on it from the word here here's Disney water from Splash Mountain 120 to 23 last day of the ride 20 bucks.
Unknown Speaker 31:06
Oh, I saw one for 40 Dude
Unknown Speaker 31:11
let me try to find the one that was like most expensive I took a screenshot of it let me see $10,400 No,
Unknown Speaker 31:18
yes. How much broader is a fucking swimming?
Unknown Speaker 31:22
It's like a 12 or 16 ounce it's like a bag you get a
Unknown Speaker 31:26
goldfish in store.
Unknown Speaker 31:30
So yeah, it's really shitty on at Splash Mountain Disney World sure to draw like water drops on it. It's titled Disney Splash Mountain water 122 2023 last day running 16.9 ounce bottle. And oh yeah, I thought this one was funny because so this one's for $91 and steals in a fucking ziplock bag
Unknown Speaker 32:03
so I thought that was hilarious. And here's another one in a Ziploc bag. I'm sure they'll pour it into a thing before they send it hopefully. But this one is for $35.01 and then there is another one. A scarf this one is just like a straight up scam. $1,000 genuine Disney Splash Mountain water circa 2021 six ounce in the picture. It has Splash Mountain in the background but it's like a bright blue like bottle of water like clearly not from Splash Mountain.
Unknown Speaker 32:44
Oh sure. I didn't think about that. We could so some nervous laughter branded Splash Mountain water. Oh yeah, make some money.
Unknown Speaker 32:52
I told Brandon last night when I was looking at this I was like you want to sell some Splash Mountain?
Unknown Speaker 32:58
I'll take money from a fucking idiot.
Unknown Speaker 33:00
Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, the scammy one also has a like the most like shittiest Photoshops certificate of authenticity I've ever seen in my life
Unknown Speaker 33:18
like they just googled an image of certificate of authenticity. And then and it says this artwork is an original painting all copyright and reproduction rights are reserved by Taylor Chase. title this is Splash Mountain water
Unknown Speaker 33:41
get it together Taylor Come on, and
Unknown Speaker 33:44
it's signed by brear rabbit or however you pronounce the name and I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 33:50
I saw a video of somebody I don't remember what little racist character it was but somebody was riding the ride and they were like pulling up and they're like gotta figure out how to steal this character before the ride shuts down. Oh, like they wanted to go take the animatronic I'm like that's illegal.
Unknown Speaker 34:09
Yeah, feeling let's go closing so it's okay.
Unknown Speaker 34:18
I wonder what will happen with those if they'll be like in a museum somewhere or something?
Unknown Speaker 34:22
Yeah, I would, I would kind of think that they might they would have some way to like preserve it themselves or
Unknown Speaker 34:29
or maybe just like reuse it, like use the skeleton of like a different rabbit.
Unknown Speaker 34:36
Um, oh, and one of the other ones, the one that was $91 in a Ziploc bag. So it shows other pictures with it like in a little eight ounce jar. But that one also has a certain certificate of authenticity, but it's like a more legit looking I guess. It's a sealed jar containing water and rocks from Disney World Splash Mountain artifact is collected at approximately 3pm from the right location and it has the the GPS like coordinates or whatever it's called. I'm recovered personally by me and the assistance of a park employer and then it's signed by Douglas J. John Bolton which I don't know if that's the name of the person selling it or like cool that is later yeah, I don't know why that gives validity to the certificate but there we go. And I yeah, that's all the eBay postings I've had, but I found I mean, there was a lot more but these were the highlights but yeah, it ranged from like 20 to $10,400
Unknown Speaker 35:51
I think it may have a tick tock saved of some of the people being interviewed about it. So that might be
Unknown Speaker 35:59
being interviewed about Splash Mountain closing Yeah. Okay, cool.
Unknown Speaker 36:03
So I have a couple of videos here I'm gonna get Jamie's reaction to me. I'm just gonna play this one
Unknown Speaker 36:10
Alyssa shows Jamie Splash Mountain closing Tiktok
Unknown Speaker 36:14
like the three characters from the show there's like a guess a statue of them somewhere like
Unknown Speaker 36:19
oh, I guess maybe when you're like I can't tell if it's like part of the ride or like outside of the ride
Unknown Speaker 36:27
Yeah, but from a place where you can kind of like see the ride still um but yeah the Disney like the fireworks are going off and somewhere over the rainbow is playing like their last firework shows together
Unknown Speaker 36:45
so fucking here's another
Unknown Speaker 36:48
Alyssa shows Jamie another Splash Mountain closing Tiktok
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So this video was just people riding the ride and then um people cheering for the people riding the ride
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videos the most like white people I've ever seen.
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And then it was funny because I heard another girl said she just cuts so
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oh my god oh yeah, they're like standing out there to like watch everybody do the big drop and then when they scream everybody's like yes cool. Yes marvelous.
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Sucks like a rich person thing to do. Like
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I hate it. Oh god I found that little gem I guess the video I was gonna show Jamie got taken down but lots of weird viewpoints on tick tock about the ride. I recommend checking him out.
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I also came across I guess the song they made when they opened Splash Mountain. Okay, let me see if I can find it real quick. It's like we're
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racist doo doo
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doo I guess I would say the first part is most interesting so I'll just show you like the first like part of it
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and you sit down a lot of puzzle ethics and cosplay Splash Splash Mountain mountain
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that was pretty amazing. Definitely get a post that on Instagram. I just I just love that they got like worker construction men. village people Yeah, these were definitely not real construction workers. They were like tops here dancers.
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Oh, yeah, man. They were they were hitting it. Getting down and just was weird because it just it didn't seem to vibe with Disney worlds. But me yeah, he was different in the 80s that's not when I was open. That was a mid 90s
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Yeah, it did seem pretty. Pretty dated. My sister and I had this VHS of like, I don't know just different Disney songs and it would like show the ride and play the stuff. Oh, we need to see if I can go back and find the Splash Mountain one because
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Was it one of the Disney sing along? Yeah, okay. Yeah, we had some of those too. But now with the rides. I didn't know that they had it for like the parks. Yeah,
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it was pretty cool. Or the one that we had was with the rides. Yeah. So like whenever we went in haunted mansion, I was like I recognize this from the video. I've always dreamed and then I started crying and I was like I love you. Well, not really
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okay, sorry sorry, I believe that you would actually do that.
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I don't have a soul I don't cry.
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Um, so the last thing that I found was someone like 3d printed a sign it says a handpainted 3d printed Splash Mountain signs DME if interested first come first served, only going to make a few in it says you may get wet. So I thought that was kind of funny. And it's like the rabbit like, flashing at the bottom. The comments on that were very mixed. Some people were like, upset about it. And some people were just like, that looks like shit. That was pretty printed really badly. And I guess that's actually where that comment was. Whereas I think I referred to earlier, like someone was complaining about like, the Disney characters. Like they don't like what they did with them. Oh, almost like that's this old style. So I guess we'll just read that real quick. And can you tell me the Great, okay, and they actually like tag this person's name. We're not going to read it. But you know, they're like vigilance person, so they tag them. Can you tell me that great movie rights replacement is such a fantastic improvement. I'll speak for myself, but I'm sure others will agree. I'm never touching the new ride because it looks ridiculous. Matter of fact, the show it's based on if you ask me insults the very characters it's about goofy looks like a homeless bum. Mickey looks like he's anorexic. And Donald is just strange. Now. I was raised on House of Mouse and had a sister who grew up with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, both of which were better. But instead of leaving an iconic ride, that gave cast members jobs and something they to enjoy doing. It was replaced with shifts and requiring fewer cast members to run. Not every decision Disney has made has been grand, and they are learning that quickly. I for one cannot get enough enjoyment out of watching their Star Wars resort fail is a lack of interest. And a lack of willingness to pay 5000 is showing in greater numbers. Keep moving forward was most certainly Walt's idea. But all modern Disney is doing is destroying that dream. And then finally over and then someone laughs and they're like the ride style is literally based on the OG designs goofy literally used to look like a homeless bum. The ride is a lot funner than I expected, had a great time on it. So I don't think they're, you know, they're not referring to Splash Mountain, but it's a different ride. But everyone was fighting about like, Disney World, right? It's
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so cringy and I feel like the rides that they're changing it to like, I think it's like Tatianna is by you something or other. But like it makes more sense with a log ride. Yeah, like a bayou. And, you know,
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and I mean, like, there's a whole section of the movie where they're like, in the bar you like she's the frog and so they're all you know, hanging out.
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Well, spoiler Jamie. I actually didn't know that. She was
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like the whole movie.
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I thought the frog was like her friend or something. Because does she become a girl?
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Um, no, she's so the, if I remember correctly, the prince is a frog. And then she kisses the frog. And she also becomes a frog. And then they say like, you know, true love whatever they call them people. Because yeah, he was like, I think he was telling her like, Oh, I'm a prince. If you kiss me, he'll become a princess or whatever. Because he thought that he could just guess become a human again quickly and then. No, no, no. They got up to some by you shit.
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Yeah, it's real interesting how people get mad about things changing when there's going to be like a black person involves like, changing aerial people just
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or a different holiday or just something different, you know? Yeah.
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It's kind of funny how people only get mad about some things, but it involves the color of your skin but what do I know?
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You're just a white woman.
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I mean, I guess they do get mad about other shit. but it just seems like the real uproars are
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not being like exactly correct at a restaurant.
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The real uproars are about changes and just don't like that.
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I think a princess in the frog ride would actually be way better than that because I have no experience with sound of the South. So yeah, shabu and princess in the frog was pretty good movie. So I think it would just check it out and can make a great an excellent ride. And I'm not even a huge Disney fan. You know how I feel about that
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video earlier this week before all the Splash Mountain stuff.
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And it was a trick. Yeah.
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Oh my god. It was that song that's like, hey, now. Hey, now.
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This is what dreams are made up? I don't know. Lizzie McGuire song.
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Oh, is that what it is?
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I think so. I think they I think she's things that was the McGuire movie. When she's supposed to be playing Isabella on stage. I could be very wrong though.
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The British can tell us a few. Yeah. Jamie is correct. But it's that song playing and it's like, first time going to Disney since the pandemic and it's like this grownups woman wearing mouse ears. And she's like running up and she sees the castle and like falls down.
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Crying in her hands. Ah. Oh. I wonder what she's gonna do when she finds out. Oh, she's
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she'd probably pissed about Splash Mountain.
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Here. We're gonna say she probably pissed her pain.
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That tear
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fell to your knees and pissed
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and then sold that so Splash Mountain pice
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making a Splash Splash Mountain y'all let us know if you want to buy some nervous laughter Splash Mountain water. Yeah. It will not come with a certificate of authenticity because it's not authentic. Splash Mountain water boiler. But we'll
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write it on the jar if you want it make a nice little graphic for you with some sharpies. Yeah, we can Photoshop ourselves onto inoffensive characters body we should Photoshop
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or self like on the on the right like in the picture. I'll get on that. Okay, great. Um, and I guess we'll also be getting on out we're gonna hop in our log and go down and make a splash maybe that's kind of weird. Okay. All right. I think we're, I think we're getting to that point where
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are also like turds and then you flushed herds down the toilet and that's where we're going. They get scrubbed out with a net in the pool. So we're gonna get out of here like a turd that was in the pool. But Jamie
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do turds in a pool we're gonna make a splash and party on flatheads
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and then you said and then people get mad but I think it kind of cut out when it said mad so I don't know if you want to just say like mad mad
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sliding glass with a tin if
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I needed any of the countdown like Jamie Jamie just forgot how to count.
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I was gonna ask I did the silence first and I was gonna do three two I was like oh shit that's backwards goof that's what he is ready to goof? Um, yeah. Yeah, I know my Disney.
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He's a dog right?
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I think he's like supposed to be a dog but Disney is like he's a goof. That's just how they get around like the like, like goofy can talk and Pluto can't like, oh, but has a dog like cats that makes
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like, that's really creepy. Yeah, No scam hearing
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okay, it's it's kind of a banger