Alyssa and Jamie catch up a little bit and dive into some celebrity cringe - the green M&M and Demi Lovato…THEY DO EXIST!
Alyssa and Jamie catch up a little bit and dive into some celebrity cringe - the green M&M and Demi Lovato…THEY DO EXIST!
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
Last night, my sister was telling me a story. We both took dance in high school like as a PE thing that was an option. And it was just silly. I think my sister took it for like three years. And there was a point in time where we had to choreograph a group dance. That's really all I remember about dance class. I was like, oh, yeah, like we choreograph this dance. And there was one part where you had to like kick like one leg up. And this girl farted and we're all laughing
Unknown Speaker 1:02
Yeah, I looked up that girl. It turns out she's
Unknown Speaker 1:15
she's remembering. She was like, I wish I could tell her. Sorry for laughing when
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you first some heavens.
Unknown Speaker 1:31
Oh, welcome to nervous. Everybody. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. I'm crying. I don't know why, but really?
Unknown Speaker 1:45
Um, I farted in PE one time. Well, it wasn't PE it wasn't banned. We're doing these breathing exercises. We had to like bend over and do this thing or whatever. And just slipped right out.
Unknown Speaker 2:00
Oh, man did a lot of people hear it.
Unknown Speaker 2:02
My friend next to me heard it and we just cracked up laughing. And I guess the person to my right was trying to be a little more serious. But
Unknown Speaker 2:11
in improv yesterday, I was like, Well, yeah, we started improv. Yeah. We have, I guess, seven more classes and improv one. And it was a lot better than my boss thought. But we had to do like this. We're doing these stretches. And like, I don't know, I was like, what if I fart in front of everybody? Stretches?
Unknown Speaker 2:37
Well, that's gonna be a fear I have next. Yeah, and something that happened to me the other day. Sorry. We're just like trickling all these little things, beginning, but we'll get to some celebrity cringe in a little bit. But yeah, I went to the gas station the other day, to just get a couple lighters. And the Keven behind the counter, though, was like, Yo, let me get some lighters. And then he like, grabbed them. And he was like, How old are you? And I was like, ah, and then like, I looked up, and I was like, I'm 30 years old. Because I forgot
Unknown Speaker 3:15
exactly what a 15 year olds 30 years old.
Unknown Speaker 3:21
I was like, great. Now he thinks I'm lying about my. But you don't have to be a certain age to buy LIDAR. So it was weird anyway.
Unknown Speaker 3:27
Yeah. Jamie told me about that. And I was like, I don't think that's a fucking thing. And I googled it and it does not yet because
Unknown Speaker 3:35
we're preparing before we went into improv, I was like, oh, like, you know, like, what's your name? What do you do? How old are you? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 3:43
we're trying to get ready for some questions that we could be
Unknown Speaker 3:47
heavy hitting questions. Yeah, cuz I forget my age when I'm not expecting people to ask me.
Unknown Speaker 3:54
Yeah, I forget everything. When I'm not expecting people to ask me or even when I am like, we were testing mics, and Jamie was like, a little louder. And I just stared at her. I didn't know what to say.
Unknown Speaker 4:06
silent. Silence. Um, so you have a segue speaking of doing
Unknown Speaker 4:19
improv sometimes people become famous doing improv. And today are talking about crunchy celebrities. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 4:30
You know, all those famous improv people that Oh, yeah. Anyway, anyway, yeah. This was kind of improv. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 4:41
Yeah, I mean, that's the only thing I could think of for improv but Oh, one thing I want to say real quick. The one of the exercises we had to do is like, we had to think of like, an adjective or like a noun or something and then our name And then you had like say it and everybody would say it with you and like do the movement so I was like okay I'm gonna be awesome Alyssa and then like did finger guns and I was like nobody better fucking take finger guns because I don't know what else to do and Jamie was jackhammer Jamie just like can't stop thinking about it for some reason I was just like damn why was I created turned out jackhammer Jamie
Unknown Speaker 5:33
The only two things I could think of was jumping and Jack and to people that jumping and I was like Jack Hammer it
Unknown Speaker 5:40
is I am not talking shit at all I thought it was creative. I think it's a really cool nickname like Jack Hammer spoken Cool.
Unknown Speaker 5:51
Awesome. Cool. Yeah, I am i It sounds aggressive. I guess a little bit. That's a good name jackhammer. Don't mess with the jackhammer. Exactly. Yeah, maybe I can take Cobra out. Like, you know, back cameras face up.
Unknown Speaker 6:09
Yeah. True. So for my celebrity today, I'm going to be talking about the green m&m.
Unknown Speaker 6:20
Yes, dude, I'm like about to rip my notebook in half. You have some Chris Tucker.
Unknown Speaker 6:28
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 6:30
I've been wanting to add that to our list. But yeah,
Unknown Speaker 6:33
I guess this happened a year ago. And I don't know why I've just kind of recently found out about it. Actually happened on my bday last year.
Unknown Speaker 6:43
Hey, which is also coming up. Yeah. So happy birthday.
Unknown Speaker 6:47
Thanks. Thanks. 35. So if this is the last time
Unknown Speaker 6:52
you were prepared to say your age, well, then you know how old you are.
Unknown Speaker 6:56
This is the first age that I feel like oh, fuck, like it just sounds like a big number.
Unknown Speaker 7:03
If this is the last episode, I sound youthful on next, next time we record I'd be like, my day. m&ms were Sexy Back in my day. So I'm gonna read a little clip thing. So this happened last year.
Unknown Speaker 7:27
This is from Yahoo News. By the way, I'm just reading straight from it. Thursday, January 20. confectioner Mars Wrigley announced that its mascots have been redesigned to reflect a world where everyone feels they belong in society is more inclusive. As part of this, the new characters are focused on personalities rather than gender. The green the green m&ms famous heeled knee high boots have been replaced by cool laid back sneakers to reflect her effortless, effortless competence. Orange m&m which the company says is the most relatable will be embracing his anxiety and not be afraid to express it seems like a real shame.
Unknown Speaker 8:20
Meanwhile, upcoming campaigns will depict a more friendly red m&m, who was previously known for his bossiness. Oh, yeah, yeah. So later, yeah. So they have changed the m&ms. I will say one positive change, I think is like, I never realized this. Shea this picture, but the m&ms were kind of like Caucasian, like, they have like, Caucasian bodies. And now they're, like, their arms and legs are like, Oh, okay, I see. I see. Yeah, so now their bodies are like, it's like they're wearing like,
Unknown Speaker 9:05
like, the color of their arms and legs. Yeah, it's like
Unknown Speaker 9:09
pale or their gloves. Oh, one color.
Unknown Speaker 9:13
I thought we said like their bodies. I was like looking at the shape of the m&ms and I was like, they look the same. Why am I not seeing not explained
Unknown Speaker 9:20
that very well. Put a picture on Instagram. So I'm like, okay, that part's cool. Um, I don't want to sound like a boomer but Oh, no. boots back. So you're on this may be the first time ever I mean, it doesn't. It's fine that she has new shoes. I'm not going to be upset about it, but you like the old shoes, shoes and I was like, Oh God, I feel like a boomer but then I found some like now On Boomer people who agreed with me. I'll show you a before and after her.
Unknown Speaker 10:05
Yeah, I can't Yeah, I kind of like the boots better. I feel like the boots add some personality. I'm
Unknown Speaker 10:11
like you, they add personality and like in the picture where she's wearing the tissue. She's just like standing there like a blob. But when she had the boot she had like a cool
Unknown Speaker 10:21
player. Yeah, she were but yeah. So yeah, I gotta agree
Unknown Speaker 10:26
with Tucker on this one. I took a couple screenshots of different tweets that I thought were funny. This one from Mary Kish says, pour one out for slitty green m&m will miss you home. Which I totally agree. She got domesticated. Yeah, she did. Someone on Twitter named Big Fat mousse. posi which isn't till now. It's spelled exactly like it sounds except there's not a U and posi. Says instead of making the green m&m less sexy, they should have made them Oh sluttier. Oh, I can get behind to get behind that. Somebody named Justin MC Elroy said I refuse to stop being horny for the green m&m Which I'm like, same Justin.
Unknown Speaker 11:31
I enjoy where the worlds that today. thing for me. It's funny. This is just the m&m characters are just something I've never really thought about. Like, why do they even need to have personalities but cool. Well, this is where we're at.
Unknown Speaker 11:50
I bet you'll recognize this commercial just by what I say. They do exist. The Santa commercial. Okay, I
Unknown Speaker 11:59
will say I only remember the Santa commercial. Yeah. They said that but I remember. Yeah. Now they were like he does exist. And then he was like they do exist.
Unknown Speaker 12:07
Yeah. So they have little personalities. They're sneaking around and Santa found them and I guess I care just like it's
Unknown Speaker 12:21
a nice there's a chicken one of my college classes that had a m&m Tap to you.
Unknown Speaker 12:27
Oh, and the m&m or, like the circle. I want
Unknown Speaker 12:32
to say it was the yellow one. Or the logo. Maybe she had to I can't really remember. But she also have like this, like, NASCAR look in m&ms jacket that she would wear to class every day. She sounds off. Yeah, she was like an Eminem fanatic. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 12:51
we need to call her up and see what she thinks about the boots. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like I know, we haven't spoken in years. But I need you to comment on this thing that happened one year ago. So the green m&m a little backstory on her. there for a while she was the only female mascot of m&ms. They were all dudes. So she was like, No, I'm breaking up this m&m Sausage Party.
Unknown Speaker 13:20
Is it the purple and purple one I think is
Unknown Speaker 13:23
the new one.
Unknown Speaker 13:24
Okay. Okay. The brown. Okay. Yeah. So sorry. I know my m&ms.
Unknown Speaker 13:30
So first, it was the green one. She was from 1995 until 2012. Wow, I felt like they were older. Yeah, I thought so too. But the additional lady spokesperson, Mrs. Brown came out. And she was voiced by Miss America of 1984. Vanessa Williams. Well,
Unknown Speaker 13:54
I've always gotten like sexy librarian vibes from the brown m&ms.
Unknown Speaker 13:58
I will say Brown m&ms Still hot. They left her good. Good. She has her little glasses. So he and she's the hottest m&m Now in my opinion, I mean, I think I think Tucker will
Unknown Speaker 14:16
so Mrs. Brown Ms. Brown made her debut in a Super Bowl XL V i advertisement which I forgot to look up which one that is but I guess it's probably 2012 Because they his Green was the only one from 95 to 2012. So context clues. So I guess in this advertisement, it's she's at a party. And like several people think that she's naked. Because her shell is like the same color is her insides just creepy to think of
Unknown Speaker 15:00
out, but I bet her arms are still like pale and stuff. Oh, yeah, that's
Unknown Speaker 15:05
a good point. Yeah, but see what
Unknown Speaker 15:06
they mean by Nick. Okay. Okay. Like she doesn't have her show on. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 15:10
That's a way better way to explain it. Thank you. So everybody's like, Oh shit, this matches naked
Unknown Speaker 15:21
sounds dirty.
Unknown Speaker 15:25
Oh, I just, I'm just gonna derail us completely, but I posted this thing on Instagram. And it was like the naming of colors and somebody's like, okay, salmon. We got a color picked out for you. And salmons like, Oh, is it gonna be like silvery, like my fans and like somebody flips around the color salmon. Sounds like why is it? Why colors? Yeah, so they think that Ms. Brown is naked. So red, like removes his outer shell and says, So it's that kind of a party. And then they all start dancing to the LMFAO song sexy.
Unknown Speaker 16:14
That sounds very 2012
Unknown Speaker 16:17
I will definitely be posting on Instagram because
Unknown Speaker 16:21
I think I vaguely remember that commercial too.
Unknown Speaker 16:24
Oh, so it's kind of hard. Man. These m&ms have been everyone's thirsting for a minimum. Yeah. So I'll play a clip next from our friend Tucker Carlson if you don't know who he is. Gigantic fucking piece of shit. is basically just like a talking head on Fox News. And you've probably seen screen grabs of other shit that he said because he just like always goes off on tangents. And then our boomer parents hear those tangents and then those become talking points for them. Yeah, great guy. So I'm going to get this clip already. Yeah, he's
Unknown Speaker 17:14
he's the guy that influences all the family or
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the green m&m You will notice it's no longer wearing sexy boots. Now she's wearing sensible sneakers. Why the change? Well, according to m&ms, quote, we all win when we see more women in leading roles, because leading women do not wear sexy boots. leading women wear frumpy shoes the frumpy or the better. That's the rule. The other big change is that the brown m&m has quote transition from high stilettos to lower block heels. Also less sexy. That's progress. m&ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing, and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them. That's the goal when you're totally turned off. We've achieved equity they've won. Meanwhile, in a nod to the burgeoning wellness movement, the orange m&m will quote, acknowledge and embrace his anxiety. And actually, if you look at him the orange m&m does appear very anxious. Maybe he doesn't like all the ugly new shoes he sees around him. Maybe he liked the sexy boots.
Unknown Speaker 18:27
I wouldn't want to have a drink with those bitches. Those basic gas bitches No, honestly, I would too.
Unknown Speaker 18:35
It'd be cool to me m&ms.
Unknown Speaker 18:38
He's this funny that he's even upset that they changed her from like stilettos to a different kind of
Unknown Speaker 18:43
I didn't even fucking notice that like he is like laser focused on those m&m TV
Unknown Speaker 18:48
into fashion. Yeah. Oh, yes. It is kind of focused around the feet. Yes, point. Yeah. And he actually noticed that it was stilettos I'm not I'm always got a foot fetish.
Unknown Speaker 19:08
Um, do you have the one with the purple m&m?
Unknown Speaker 19:12
Oh, no. Is that a commercial?
Unknown Speaker 19:13
No, it's a Tucker Carlson commentary. Oh shit. I didn't know that
Unknown Speaker 19:16
existed. I was so focused on girl green.
Unknown Speaker 19:21
Let me let me see if I can find it right quick. Tell me about this
Unknown Speaker 19:26
purple m&m
Unknown Speaker 19:29
woke m&ms have returned. The green m&m got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe and there's also a plus sized obese purple m&m So we're gonna cover that? Of course, because that's what we do.
Unknown Speaker 19:43
She's a peanut m&m. Okay, so fuck him.
Unknown Speaker 19:47
Yeah, it's a peanut m&m. You fucking DOMA?
Unknown Speaker 19:50
Yeah, like the yellow one is a peanut m&m is well he's a different shape because there's a fucking Pina in a fucking idiot. Like, the blue one looks like a peanut m&m Two
Unknown Speaker 20:00
for someone that cares that much about like the m&m. Like people like he doesn't know much about like the Lord.
Unknown Speaker 20:09
That's a good point. Um, and in case you didn't hear it looks like the green m&m has her sexy boots bag, which I did not realize I didn't realize that
Unknown Speaker 20:19
too. So congratulations to her. Yeah. Random applause for for her clapping not
Unknown Speaker 20:25
fapping Yes. Even though I would fap to the green, green m&m.
Unknown Speaker 20:30
Now, I'd be down for that, too. Yeah, this was you know, like two days ago, hard hitting news.
Unknown Speaker 20:37
The news? Yeah, it was really interesting, because there were actually a lot of articles written about the green m&m, like, from all points of view. I mean, there's like, don't
Unknown Speaker 20:50
understand. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 20:53
there's like the Tucker Carlson that are like, they're trying to make everybody transgender and like shit like
Unknown Speaker 20:59
that. Which, fuck you.
Unknown Speaker 21:03
There was also like, articles written from like, a feminist perspective that are like she's a woman she can do. Just like I just I don't feel like it's that deep.
Unknown Speaker 21:18
Yeah, I mean, I just don't know at the end of the day, I just see it as things I used to advertise to us to buy a product and care. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 21:27
like, the only reason I think it's funny. It's just like people like talking about wanting to fuck this. Really makes me laugh a lot.
Unknown Speaker 21:38
Oh, man, we should have looked up like Eminem sex toys. I'm sure there's like a client. Oh shit. Oh my god. What
Unknown Speaker 21:45
if there's like a fleshlight? That is the green m&m.
Unknown Speaker 21:49
That's what I was thinking actually. When I said that. You know what Alyssa and Jamie are googling. Oh, yep, there is a green m&m adult bespoke custom made doll $200 And it's a green m&m Flashlight. Oh yeah. So you fat Oh, custom made and gently used
Unknown Speaker 22:19
Oh my god. I wonder if there any of the boys see. There's so many graphic pictures of this green m&m Flashlight. Oh, I think what they did they just cut a hole in the bottom
Unknown Speaker 22:32
and put a flashlight and Larry burns it's just like a stuffed animal of her Oh my god. There's one big green m&m like Taylor like. It's like a pinup and she has like her shell kind of like, springy and she's like blue m&m Boobies would be named Live episode. Milk chocolate. Oh, I
Unknown Speaker 23:10
found some weird fan art.
Unknown Speaker 23:13
Oh, here's one of her with big ass feet.
Unknown Speaker 23:16
I was just
Unknown Speaker 23:19
Oh in big thighs. Oh, thick. And one on one with the bottom ripped off and she has a penis. Oh let me see as I told you I had nights Oh this one
Unknown Speaker 23:36
there were so many things on that page that you just showed me there was also like Dr. Phil m&a
Unknown Speaker 23:44
If you just Google search for Eminem, sex toys that you get a lot of stuff. It's great.
Unknown Speaker 23:51
See Eminem. Duolingo
Unknown Speaker 23:56
Oh no. Oh fun. Curzon adult green m&m costume, which I actually remember. We had the m&m costumes when I was a kid. So if I find a picture of that, we'll put it on Instagram. But I can't imagine people being like, I'll dress up like the green m&m for you. Oh, God, she has kitties. And they just made her a white girl like she's not even chocolate
Unknown Speaker 24:24
this one i Oh, edit it to post it Instagram. But uh, yeah, it's like the green that green m&m Without her shell and she's a white lady. Some very disturbing. I highly suggest not searching m&m dildo, especially at work.
Unknown Speaker 24:48
You know, work. Oh, here's another one. Okay, she's just DIY can DIY DIY in it too.
Unknown Speaker 25:02
Oh my god, I just came across like so much like fan art of the OH FUCK
Unknown Speaker 25:16
page is just like
Unknown Speaker 25:27
okay, I didn't realize how many people were thirsting for the green m&m After Tucker Carlson as a joke, but I
Unknown Speaker 25:35
don't know. I mean, I remember thinking that she was an attractive lady, but yeah, not
Unknown Speaker 25:48
Oh, I wonder if Tucker Carlson drew one of those? He probably did. He's like, No, I have to change on my fan art. I have to update it.
Unknown Speaker 26:00
There is a dark side to why people think that they did this rebranding. Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm not trying to say that brands shouldn't rebrand and become more inclusive. Of course they should. This was just funny about the boots. It makes me laugh. But this article says, although people are not just angry about shoes, they're angry about the nuances that this that may have created this stunt. Shoe gate is rumored to be a cover up for the Mars company which oversees m&m that is currently in a lawsuit over the use of child labor and child slavery to produce their chocolate products. So this PR stunt is now being seen as a ruse or conspiracy theory trying to shield the public from their nefarious side of business. And I did a quick Google search. As of 2019, Mars can trace about 24 24% of its supply back to farms suspected of child labor. And Hershey can trace less than a little less than 49%. Back to farms that Whoa, labor. Ooh, Yay, it's so chocolate is not good.
Unknown Speaker 27:22
Yeah, that's a big issue with chocolate. Yeah, but they're like this bit your shoe. Now like 1,000% believe it was just like a pair of sun because they'll do that. So when you Google it, you know, all the shoe shit will come up instead of that fit. So ah, like,
Unknown Speaker 27:42
maybe I should have read that first so we could end on a high note. Fine.
Unknown Speaker 27:50
Um, well, speaking of
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okay, celeb women so
Unknown Speaker 27:58
speaking of Hershey's also makes receipts and they make receipts PCs and who loves eat receipts PCs me extra terrestrial or you know et Oh, God loves receipts PCs. Okay, you know who else loves et? Or ETS?
Unknown Speaker 28:19
Drew Barrymore as a child actress. Demi Lovato. Oh, my. She um, ello ello ello fi isn't that her?
Unknown Speaker 28:31
That's Rihanna. Yeah. Umbrella.
Unknown Speaker 28:37
No, notice that songless like,
Unknown Speaker 28:41
oh, sorry, I thought you're singing under my umbrella.
Unknown Speaker 28:45
No. spelling out the word love. Oh, yeah. I don't know
Unknown Speaker 28:49
any of her songs. Actually. She is actually thinking of the 2005 Hotel OBE by Ashley Simpson.
Unknown Speaker 28:59
I just maybe I'm wrong. I just knew that a lot of people like didn't like her stuff. So I was just kind of always curious about like, why people don't like her and like, why she's kind of cringy and stuff. So yeah, I just went ahead and kind of like looked into it. And so with the ET link, so she's like super duper into aliens and stuff, but she doesn't call them aliens because it's offensive to aliens. So we call them extra terrestrial. Okay. I do have to pee really bad. So more.
Unknown Speaker 29:32
Like watch show some comfortable
Unknown Speaker 29:34
bathroom break. All right. And we're back. Um, so let me just pull up my notes. I kind of did like a surface level dive and then I kind of like, dug like a little bit deeper. It seems like to get like someone for current stuff. You kind of have to dig around a little more because a lot of the like Main articles that I found was just like well Well, you know, she's just kind of like, you know, an like an annoying woke kind of person, like and she's like super fake and stuff like that. And like one of the other things I found was like she can't hit her high notes Live, which like, I guess she's a professional singer and selling tickets. She should be able to do that. But I don't
Unknown Speaker 30:23
I don't I can't.
Unknown Speaker 30:26
I don't understand like the hate from from that
Unknown Speaker 30:30
Disney person. Is that how she goes? Yeah, she
Unknown Speaker 30:32
I don't know what all she did. I know. She did like Camp Rock and stuff. Oh. And then she went into like a pop singing career, which I don't have a lot of information on her. Like, career life? Um,
Unknown Speaker 30:48
I'm sure it's common knowledge for a lot of people.
Unknown Speaker 30:51
I just, I wasn't really interested in that. Fair enough. Yeah. Um, and she's also apparently like, pretty obsessed with herself. Like, oh, one of the things that I kept singing, singing, kept seeing was, she was in an interview, she said, I get along with me very well. And I guess a lot of people like took that really wrong. And maybe it shouldn't be taken wrong. But I kind of thought of it as like, I like to just kind of hang out by myself sometimes.
Unknown Speaker 31:23
Could you take it in a weird way? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 31:25
I don't know. Maybe there's more context around like the question that was asked or something. But I didn't really dig into it cuz I was like, that seems dumb. Um, and then this part was also it seems like she doesn't like other women are really having other women around a lot. And another interview, she said, in my work environment, I used to only surround myself with men. I had only guys on my band and toured with guys. And my tour manager was a guy and that was it. I didn't have any women in my life that I really trusted. I mean, obviously this may have changed since then. She seems like I watched her her her show called an identified with Demi Lovato which I don't know, I guess I highly recommend everybody watching it
Unknown Speaker 32:20
says that her like Alien haunting, or? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 32:25
And before I jump into the show, so it's her alien hunting. And that's how they advertise it, but she gets into other stuff too, like ghosts and mermaids and shit and just like, enjoy it. Um, but before I get into that, I did find like a couple other things. So she she's like so into aliens and stuff that she says that she she would like to date one because she's tired of humans. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 32:52
okay,
Unknown Speaker 32:53
I get that. Um, she also created the dummy one. Do you want to guess what that is?
Unknown Speaker 33:03
Is that a sex toy? Yes. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 33:06
It is a small vibrator.
Unknown Speaker 33:09
She just randomly put out a line of dummy ones.
Unknown Speaker 33:13
Yeah. It looks like it's just one it's like a smaller kind of thing. Here
Unknown Speaker 33:25
Yeah, a revolution.
Unknown Speaker 33:27
I'm sorry. Oh, no,
Unknown Speaker 33:28
no, you saw me. Oh, what is the price? Trying to find it on this website. Oh, it's $69 Nice,
Unknown Speaker 33:39
nice Domi
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a revolutionary one concealed in a discreet case that blends seamlessly with your accessories. I don't
Unknown Speaker 33:46
like how it looks
Unknown Speaker 33:48
like how it looks either at the tip of
Unknown Speaker 33:50
it reminds me of marshmallow, though.
Unknown Speaker 33:55
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Unknown Speaker 34:06
especially alien
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extraterrestrials I'm sorry I'm saying aliens.
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number two innovative design in whisper quiet number three compact and discreet and comes in a cute as heck charging case. This is weird to me because it's like yeah, discreet and portable. Like why? Like I'm gonna guess you need it on the go she's on traveling sometimes. Yeah. Perfect for you're on the go Gao dimmi one is a is a wand vibrator that uses the most cutting edge technology in sextet. The first of its kind this one vibe stores and charges in its case and fits in your bag.
Unknown Speaker 34:52
I guess the charging elements pretty cool. Yeah, the one that
Unknown Speaker 34:58
I'm It's a landmark design combines the best sex toy technology with accessibility creating one of the highest quality one vibrators on the market. And an unprecedented form factor that works for all bodies. I feel like most sex toys work for most bodies. Yes. You've just can't like physically fit it into your body. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 35:26
I mean, I feel like there's like a handful of designs, and they're all the same. I mean, like this. Yeah, this is the same as other shit. Yeah, I don't know why it's cutting edge. Again.
Unknown Speaker 35:40
I don't know, maybe the charging case. But I feel like that probably already exists. Like, I'm not sorry. I'm not like down in the trenches of like the secretary world. So like, I'm not I don't really know. But I don't feel like this is special.
Unknown Speaker 35:54
We could be down in the trenches of the sex toy world if Adam and Eve are one of those bitches would sponsor us but here we are. Well, and
Unknown Speaker 36:02
we you know, we just took a dive into the green m&m Sex world, so
Unknown Speaker 36:08
yeah, definitely don't feel clean. Fucking Logan Fleshlight in the step channel. Eminem is going
Unknown Speaker 36:20
oh, God, this is so weird, too, because she's so small. Oh, yeah. She's big. What is that called? gigantism or whatever? Like that? Oh, yeah. It is called macro. Philea I don't I think that's what the Fetish is called. I'm not completely vores when you want to be consumed, I think I could be wrong.
Unknown Speaker 36:49
I know. We talked about it in an earlier episode, but
Unknown Speaker 36:54
69 So I'm Demi Lovato. Also, one time went to a yogurt shop. And then she tweeted us a story. That said, finding it extremely hard to order fro yo from Lee at The Big Chill official when you have to walk past tons of sugar free cookies, other diet foods before you get to the counter.
Unknown Speaker 37:24
I remember reading about that one. And everyone was like bitch, yeah, people are fucking diabetic. Like,
Unknown Speaker 37:31
get Yeah, it's not it's not all about you. And she's, she followed up with another story that said, so I think I'm gonna have to make that hashtag a thing. I will be calling harmful messaging from other brands or companies that perpetuate a society that not all enables but praises disordered eating, hashtag diets, culture vultures.
Unknown Speaker 37:59
I'm pretty sure that she struggled with like eating disorder stuff. So I guess I see where she's coming from, but it's just not based in reality. There's a multitude of reasons for sugar free stuff.
Unknown Speaker 38:16
Yeah. And to I feel like she's a person that wants to be more inclusive. So like, why are you being a bitch about that? And then like, as someone who has like my own triggers of stuff to like, you know, your triggers and you work around it, you don't bitch at everyone else for it, like to order a fucking pickup? Or something or just ask your friend to go in for you or with you, you know, if you know that's gonna, like trigger you that badly. Like, don't do this.
Unknown Speaker 38:52
Change the whole store around for my place.
Unknown Speaker 38:55
Yeah. And the yogurt shop responded to her story in a DM and that said, we are not diet vultures. We cater to all of our customers needs for the past 36 years. We are sorry, you found offense. You found this offensive? And then she replied, and so she took a screenshot of her reply and stuff and it's this DM and shared it and her story. And she said, not that not just that your service was terrible, so rude. The whole experience was triggering and awful. You can carry things for other people, while while also caring for another percentage of your customers who struggled daily. Just even to step foot in your store. You can find a way to provide an inviting environment for all people with different needs, including eating disorders, one of the deadliest mental illnesses, only second to Oil Co Op opioids of opioid opioid overdoses. Don't make excuses just do better. And then like in her story, she put like on top above it since y'all want to keep going. And then she also followed up with Yeah, so she took like another screenshot of more DMS she sent them what I was thinking, maybe it would, maybe it would help if I made it more clear that the sugar free options and vegan options are for that labeling the snacks for celiac or diabetes or vegans. When it's not super clear the messaging gets confusing and being in LA, it's really hard to distinguish diet culture vers health needs. I think clearer messaging would be more beneficial for everyone. You aren't wrong for catering to many different needs, but it's about not excluding one demographic to cater to others. So she complaining that they just didn't have it marked like diabetic cookies or but I mean, there's like a lot of reasons for sugar free not just like one thing, so you can't just like list everything that it's for, like but still doesn't change that it's a sugar free cookie. Like, I don't know, overreaction. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 41:08
I feel like this was the kind of thing that like Tucker Carlson would take and be like, look at what the left is doing.
Unknown Speaker 41:16
Yeah, I agree. They should wear more boots.
Unknown Speaker 41:23
She needed to wear boots when she went into the shop. Maybe then she wouldn't be so mad. Pixie boots.
Unknown Speaker 41:29
Yeah, if she just dressed next year, she would feel better about herself. But we'll hop back to the show. Oh, shit. Okay, so And another thing before we hop into her show, I guess a couple things. So this thing I thought was kind of dumb. A lot of people dislike her because apparently every time she has changed her hair, she says I'm really into the color that I have right now. Which I was like, like everyone kind of like says that after they get the hair. You know you're so i That's That part's dumb. And I'm just sharing everything that I came across. I was gonna like cut out all the stuff that I thought was dumb, but I was like, Well, you know kind of funny
Unknown Speaker 42:11
she's things that people
Unknown Speaker 42:13
Yeah, or like, I don't like her because of this. Now this one is a little kind of like weirder and not very aware. So she she tweeted, I did a DNA test and found out I'm mainly Spanish with Native Americans Scandinavian which I had no idea Irish British dot dot dot and in a new tweet, she said, and I'm one cent African. And like a lot of people hate her for for that is
Unknown Speaker 42:43
you know, as soon as you're like listing all those off, I was like okay, well I'm ffensive what offensive shit is she gonna say?
Unknown Speaker 42:52
Like, I'm pretty sure a lot of people are 1% African I don't even know if it was like accurate in the test or not like my sisters came back with one like one person or point nine or something. And my mom's didn't have it. So yeah, me me to meet you girl. Same girl. Same Yeah, no, but know that I don't know. I just don't really feel like she really needed
Unknown Speaker 43:22
Yeah, some of the ancestry stuff was like Oh, I'm this percent I'm like, it kind of gets weird sometimes because people say like, offensive or just like yeah, tone deaf shit and you're like
Unknown Speaker 43:38
1% This I can say that. Yeah. So that's our girl Demi kind of in a nutshell
Unknown Speaker 43:50
so I'm really kind of jumping into her show so there is a show on peacock called an identified with Demi Lovato about ETs. So in the first episode, they just kind of like introduce things with like, you know, Demi Lovato and she loves UFOs and aliens and this and that blah blah blah. And so there's talking about that her friends will she has a friend with her which is a guy and her sister so they're gonna like go you know across the country to visit different places and stuff like that. And oh, they go to to Hunga Canyon to meet up with the UFO Bros and they do like a sky watch at night and stuff. And I thought was kind of funny because, like the one thing that they're like, Oh my God, look, that's like a thing. Like it seriously just looked like a bug kind of like going across the thing. Um, and then later on, they go up, meet up with this lady that says that she was abducted and impregnated. And the doctor said that she had like scarring in like system stuff. And then Demi was like, Oh, I have cysts too. So I wonder if like I was abducted and impregnated and stuff like that. Which like a lot of women have fucking cysts even if they haven't been sexually active so like
Unknown Speaker 45:15
it's it's extraterrestrials. The aorta.
Unknown Speaker 45:19
Oh, sorry extraterrestrials. Um the lady even says, Do you know how many people have told me the exact same thing like when, like them? He was like, Oh, I have this tear. It's like, Oh, of course all of these women that have cysts have been being abducted this whole time and impregnated. And so, the lady continues on and she said that she got to meet eight of her extraterrestrial babies on an abduction, and she made paintings of some of them. Would you like to see
Unknown Speaker 46:02
this kind of a depressing? Yeah, sure.
Unknown Speaker 46:05
So Okay, it looks like the it's just portrait headshots, and it basically looks like what you think an alien would but just like with different wigs, so here we go.
Unknown Speaker 46:23
So imagine an alien. I'm sorry, an extraterrestrial with a fairly short blonde wig. One with a like Kiana reefs hair, one with like, just long blonde Jay Jay and Silent Bob hair and then one with just like short brown hair.
Unknown Speaker 46:40
But it was so depressing. Oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 46:46
Yeah, so I feel bad for this woman because I feel like some things probably like actually happened to her that were really bad that her brain is just like it was an alien abduction, not people around you that you know, and trust. Um, so then she. So then, after that kind of a meeting interview kind of thing. Damian goes to an alien abductees support group. And so she gets to hear some people kind of talk about their experiences. And then she meets with the therapist that's leading the session after afterwards, and they just sign up a regressive hypnotherapy sessions. And so she does that. And she's, like, taken aback to this experience she had and Joshua Tree, which kind of makes me want to be like, you rich bitch.
Unknown Speaker 47:44
It's not like somebody in the trailer park.
Unknown Speaker 47:52
And so, yeah, so she said that she saw like three beings and they like, were like, Hey, do you want to see like the planet or whatever. So they like, you know, took her up, and she could like, see the Earth and stuff. And so that episode kind of ends around, ends around that. And you know, like, her sister and friend are like, Why? Whoa, it's just crazy. But I kind of felt like the friend the whole time was kind of like, just kind of going along with it. Springfield, on TV. Yeah. In the second episode, it gets more like ghosty. And so they meet up with a race chasers and voltar city, Arizona. And they, everything kind of centers around this, like, old brothel and like mine shaft area. So they, they go to the brothel. And they're all like, trying to talk with one of the ghost women that used to live there. And they have some kind of like, little thing that like beeps in response to something. So they're like asking questions, and I'm like, beep. And then they're, they asked, like, Are you a star person? And then like, it doesn't say it doesn't respond. And so of course, like, they're like, Oh, well, she's just not responding. Because like, there's men in the room. Like, they mean kind of, like jump on that. She's like, Oh, she's uncomfortable because there's men, she's had trauma. And someone was like, in her friend was like, how do you know? And she was just like, she's had trauma. And it's just like, Okay. And so she's continuing to talk to the ghost and she's like, so the ghosts name is Carmen and she's like, Carmen, do you like singing? name is Carmen. And then nothing beeps and she's like, Oh, she does. Um, if I sing you a song can my friend come? Back in the room so she sings a verse of one of her songs called skyscraper which I thought was kind of funny because I was like this ghost is not going to know what a skyscraper Good boy so anyway she's seeing so the ghost and I guess the ghost is happy now so her friends come back in the room and then later they go to like this. The mineshaft thing, which I can't I don't really remember them getting anything like significant out of being around there but they're like everything like traces back to this mineshaft or whatever. And the owners were like sometimes you can like hear like a woman screaming and stuff and I don't know just kind of like you guys are out like in Arizona. I'm sure there's tons of like, mountain lions and cougars. If you've ever heard like, one of those kind of like go off like it's good. Sounds like a woman like yeah, screaming like in terror for her. So I know I'm a buzzkill. But you know, that's that's it's just it's it's fun to watch. It's, it's it's great.
Unknown Speaker 51:09
It sounds very interesting, but also infuriating.
Unknown Speaker 51:15
Yeah. Oh, no, it was Yeah. Kind of on the line of that. And she was she was also asking like the ghosts about extraterrestrials. Like if they've seen your photos in the area and stuff, which like I didn't know that like, ghosts and UFOs and extraterrestrials and all that was like linked. Oh, yeah. Ty same thing. Um, and then in episode three, there's only four episodes so promised. So in episode three, they go underwater for like, okay, so I guess let me let me let me back up just a smidge. So they go to they go to this island off of the coast of California. I can't remember what it's called. But apparently, there's like a lot of activity there and stuff. But it's more like water based alien activity. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 52:11
I never thought about that. Yeah, so they
Unknown Speaker 52:13
meet up with this. You follow just and crypto zoo cryptoads geologist. And she pulls up like all these like, you know, those like Google Earth images of the sea, where you can see like, the different elevations and stuff. So she points out like some stuff by the coast. And it's like, it looks like this hill that kind of has these ridges, and then some of the ridges are further spaced apart. And she's like, these are columns. These are like, man, like, you know, like, someone built these columns here at support structures, because this is like an alien base, where they like put the chips and stuff. And it's just weird. Because the whole time Demi is just like she's getting like all the confirmation bias that she wants and stuff. For sure to hold time. She's just like shaking, like nodding your head like yep, this is like exactly like, you know, yeah, I fucking
Unknown Speaker 53:07
know. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 53:08
I knew it. She was like, the whole thing felt like kind of like I told you, so. Like, you know. So, this is kind of like I mentioned earlier, mermaids is kind of like, where the mermaid stuff ties in. So she has a whole thing that's like, we didn't know what mermaids are. So they were like, all those sightings were anything they had to be aliens. Not like, you know, the seals that they were like, proven to be. Um, so they also show a part of a Seth Meyers interview she had, which they also like, bring Seth Meyers back in like later in the show. Because it's funny because I'll, I'll play it in a second. But she like describes it. And then he's kind of skeptical. And then when they bring him back later, it's kind of like, they almost try to make it kind of sound like he's on board and stuff. But like, you know, he's kind of like, I'm still at where I was when we talked about this before, as I'm like, I don't I can believe this, but I'll sure I'll be on your show. It's just like a zoom call or whatever. But here let me find the Seth Meyers interview. Sorry, I didn't have this like linked before, because I was doing it this morning.
Unknown Speaker 54:22
Like we're gonna edit this very heavily to make it sound like he's interested. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 54:29
Okay, here we go. Maybe a little long, so I'm sorry for that. But
Unknown Speaker 54:34
do you think aliens are real?
Unknown Speaker 54:36
I know that they're real. Gotcha. This
Unknown Speaker 54:38
isn't a thing. No,
Unknown Speaker 54:39
this isn't a thing. How, how self centered would we be as humans to believe that we are the only living things and the universe
Unknown Speaker 54:49
will call me self centered because I don't believe in aliens.
Unknown Speaker 54:53
Wow. I'm also just like a huge fan of conspiracy creatures.
Unknown Speaker 55:00
theories you This is my thing my favorite because I want her in the you are. You're all in on mermaids.
Unknown Speaker 55:05
Okay, I can explain. Great. Okay, I would like you to sell. You know Atlantis how there was that underground sea? Yeah, okay. Or no
Unknown Speaker 55:13
and underground city. Sorry underwater Yes. Yeah, so
Unknown Speaker 55:17
I believe
Unknown Speaker 55:25
No, I believe that there could possibly be mermaids which is a actually an alien species that lives in parts of the Indian Ocean which we have never explored before as human beings. And Columbus, Christopher Columbus actually seen three mermaids on his way to America. Yeah. All right. So I just think it's, it's possible and there's just like really extremely convincing documentary. Came out the
Unknown Speaker 55:51
little mermaid
Unknown Speaker 56:00
National Geographic Discovery Channel. Gotcha. And then like, the next day, they had to say it was fake.
Unknown Speaker 56:08
Because the main lobby was like, be quiet. I missed the most during interview. Yeah, I did bring it up. That's true. I look nothing would make me happier than mermaids being real. I'd rather live in your world than mine where I'm a cynic. And I just wake up every morning be like, Well, I'm not gonna see a merman.
Unknown Speaker 56:27
It must be really sad. That in for you to not Yeah, believe that.
Unknown Speaker 56:32
Do you think they look like the mermaids or books? Okay,
Unknown Speaker 56:35
I mean, they're aliens.
Unknown Speaker 56:42
After the show, I think I would love for you to just draw what they think.
Unknown Speaker 56:46
Oh, there's like pictures online. You know, you couldn't laugh at me all you want, but
Unknown Speaker 56:55
mermaids are real. You can't i can't We can't laugh.
Unknown Speaker 57:00
You can laugh away the mermaids but there are other ones that I am totally into foot. No,
Unknown Speaker 57:06
no, no. Loch Ness Monster. No. Moon Landing real or fake?
Unknown Speaker 57:11
That's a good one. I haven't done my research on that one.
Unknown Speaker 57:16
Okay, well, I cannot tell you how much I've enjoyed talking to you. So please, when you do your research, we please come back. And we can talk about that.
Unknown Speaker 57:24
Was really fucking cringy. Like, I
Unknown Speaker 57:27
don't know if she's just trolling everyone, or if she actually believes that, but it's crazy to me that like, so I liked those, like fake discovery, like documentaries, like when I was a kid. And I mean, sure. When I was a kid, at first, I was like, oh, maybe they are real. But then, like, I quickly learned that they were like, you know, fake. I don't think they know
Unknown Speaker 57:48
about these.
Unknown Speaker 57:50
Um, I was, um, so they did one on mermaids. I think it was like a series they did on some other things, too. But they did like a whole thing with different like crypto IDs. And they made like these mockumentary? Well, yeah, I guess you would call it a mockumentary these, like fake documentaries like of sci fi. Yeah, yeah. Cuz I was I was really into that stuff when I was a kid and was like, I had like this book of like, do and explain. Oh, yeah. And all that stuff. And I mean, I agree with your point that like, we're selfish to think there's another life out there. I'm not saying like, yeah, there's not life on other planets. I mean, definitely, there's bacterias or maybe just things but I highly doubt that they happened to form into something super similar to a human body and want to visit Earth. Yeah, and live here under the sea.
Unknown Speaker 58:47
She's like, they look exactly like humans somehow, but their eyes are different. Like
Unknown Speaker 58:54
that's like just the biggest thing that makes me think it's the way in which society is viewing aliens in this context just makes me think it's just like human made because Wow, they look so much like us. Yeah. Oh, how crazy. And just to back myself up my backup theory, if all of this is real. It's us from the future. Only thing I can think of that would make it make sense. That's cool. Um, so back to the show. So you know, they brought Seth Meyers back on and like on a zoom call and he was like, Yep, I'm still kind of in the same boat I was at before and I'm also in this episode, I found out that like aliens connect with whales, apparently. Apparently, they're really into the whale noises and so some people still like trying to play the whale noises to space to like, get their attention. But you know if they are looking for the most intelligent life on the planet Not us. So probably is the Wales and oh, and again, they flip their shit over some footage they catch. But it just looks like a bug it's depressing and oh yeah, in this episode too. So before they like we're catching that footage. So Demi had sent out stuff on our social media that was like, at this time on this day, we're going to be doing like a mass meditation so we can try to like focus all the energy to get to communicate with the extraterrestrials and so they were like, they're just like, oh, it was like super active after that. But honestly, like all the footage that like they showed in the show are just kind of like it. It just seemed edited together to make it seem like more of a thing than it was. So yeah, there's that. But I know when people are looking for something they want to see they'll see it. Yeah. So like, you know, it's that kind of a thing to in the fourth episode, it wasn't I wouldn't say was as interesting as the other one. Basically, we find out that like, Demi is psychic.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:22
Starting to make me mad.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:27
Which is it was funny because like her sister was like, Yeah, you know, please like you think your sister is cool. But then you find out she's like a psychic. And I was just like, I don't know. No sister in the world would ever say something like
Unknown Speaker 1:01:43
No, like my sister, two girls, and nothing else said.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:55
Um, but yeah, so like what they did she meant like with some other kind of like hypnotherapist like telepath? Like, do. Yeah. So they could learn to like, harness her ability or whatever. So what they did was they they had like, she had a meditating session. So and they sent her sister and friend off to a spot. And so she would have to see through their eyes. So they had some like crayons or colored pencils or whatever. And she like drew what she saw what it was like, You know how sometimes after you change your last name, and they're still between your name being different in different places, so you do a super sloppy signature. Like, it could be either
Unknown Speaker 1:02:46
anything. Yeah, God, she did that for,
Unknown Speaker 1:02:49
like basically what it looked like. There were somewhere. I don't want to say Arizona again. But it was somewhere kind of like deserty. So it was just like she colored like, you know, like a yellow sandy color or whatever, just like on the background. And then like to like little green scribbles on the left and right and then just like a big, kind of like darker color scribble in the middle. And then, um, they came back because like, so she was like, Okay, I'm done, guys come back. And so they, they show up and they're like, Okay, so what did you come up with? And she shows them like, the drawings are like, Oh, Dami exactly what we saw and they show the picture. And it's like, they're like, Yeah, so like, you got like the statue. That's like the thing in the middle. And then there's like, green plants on the side. You nailed that. And then she also had to, like write to like, describe what it was like, she put like, calm and whatever. Calm
Unknown Speaker 1:03:56
Oh. My brains on the
Unknown Speaker 1:04:01
Marina we went to the m&m factory, and you know. Um, and so yeah, so they they're flipping out about that, because they're, like, we said it was calm, like, in the footage, because they're like, I really hope that you can, like, sense us here. Because, like, you know, I'm thinking good thoughts, and it's calm, and it's like, well, I mean, like, they're in the fucking desert. There's nothing going on out there. Every place was calm. Um, so and then after that, like, I don't know, I wasn't like super paying attention to this episode, because it was really kind of like blast. Like, why they stopped that episode for Yeah, it was dumb. But then, I think they just have like another meditating session where they try to contact and, you know, they think they made contact. And she's like, Since my friend is skeptical and he believes it like it makes me believe it more so. Um, yeah, so that I guess, right about sums up my Demi Lovato dive. That sounds
Unknown Speaker 1:05:14
in theory Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:05:16
so if you do watch the show, I guess I just recommend watching the first three episodes and the first episode when that lady brought out the paintings. Oh my god, I just Oh, I was like how the fuck is her sister and her friend like keeping it together like that? Yeah, I enjoyed watching the sister in the friend in a lot of situations because you could tell that they're just kind of like, ah, but do their best to like just go along with it and I guess I would also say you do see some of her kind of like self absorbed minus kind of come through in the show. I don't think there was like, too many things in particular, but I remember like when they were on the the bus, like their RV. Her friend was like taking like dramatic pictures of her in the window. She was like leaning on them. And I was like it was like some friends do for fun.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:17
Yeah, let's never do that.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:21
Like, I feel like the only way I would do that is like, hey, Alyssa, would you like to do a cemetery photo shoot or something? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:06:29
we need a picture for ya know, our book that will write one day.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:36
But I'm not gonna be like, route. Girl, let me get a picture of you. Um, but yeah, so I don't feel like I understand Demi Lovato any more than I did going into this. I mean, I guess I just kind of find her more of a ridiculous person. And I can understand why. People I guess there are some things I would pick out to say dislike, but I wouldn't say I hate her. Like as a person. And then find I didn't really dig up anything that was like, you know, Ted nudity. Or
Unknown Speaker 1:07:14
there's one thing that comes to mind with her and I believe it was her but didn't she do some stuff with like, coming out as non binary? And then she like did something like offensive with that. And then like, Yeah, or like upset about that. But I don't know why I don't
Unknown Speaker 1:07:33
know a lot about that. And I just didn't include it because I didn't do a lot of research on it. But in some of the, the articles I found when I was first kind of looking it up, it's like, it sounds like she's just kind of like back and forth on like, what her pronouns are, oh, which I think can be taken as one of two ways, either. She's being fake and just doing it just to try to kind of like, you know, in which can be depressing or anger inducing, because he's doing it to get more attention and etc. Or she's, you know, she doesn't know she's just trying to figure it out. It's if people are being a dictator, while she's just trying to figure it out. That's pretty sad. Oh, yeah. But also, I don't know her that well enough. It sounds like she's kind of kind of a fake person. So I feel like it could go either way. If there's any Demi Lovato fans, let me know if there's any Demi Lovato haters, let me know. Yeah, and we'll debate it. Um, so yeah, I'm still I wouldn't say a hater with a passion but I still just don't really care for Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:08:45
kind of where I'm at. Kind of sounds like maybe she's just like a rich person. That's yeah. Being like, um, so it was the Haney
Unknown Speaker 1:08:54
Yeah. And she was like, I kind of, so I know. She's like rich and everything, but I feel a little bad for her because I also just get vibes. Sorry, I know that sounds weird. I just get vibes that she's just like a completely lost person. She was like a child star and stuff. She has no fucking idea. She forgot about we have a lot of assaults happen and stuff. So I feel like she just has like a lot of mental stuff that she has to work through. And I feel like she's finding an escape inside of these extra terrestrial mermaid, whatever kind of communities so So yep, that's all I got.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:37
I will say it does make me want a Fiji Mermaid. You know this like yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:42
one of my favorite like, Oh, like that. I think that's the first like crypto coin flip. Got a cryptid that got me into crypto. It's cuz I saw it on an episode of The X Files when I was a kid and I was like, Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:54
I love that shit. Not to be taken seriously, of course, but just like fake things like that. Like I really want to Jackalope I've been on the lookout for one of the knives. I felt like love stuff.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:07
The place you're gonna find a jackalope.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:11
Yeah, I've got I've had my eye out for one. It's just really funny. I like
Unknown Speaker 1:10:19
it's funny because it's dead animals put together to make a new animal. Um, so Alright, I guess that's gonna conclude.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:29
We're gonna fly into the sky out of
Unknown Speaker 1:10:33
here. Yeah, you won't be able to identify us. We'll be so
Unknown Speaker 1:10:35
far away and identifiable.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:39
And party on fat heads party space
Unknown Speaker 1:10:52
a little louder.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:59
Put on the spot. All right. Oh, should we do that real quick? Oh, yeah. And then I have one cringe thing to end on with m&ms.