Join the ladies as they visit Andrew Tate, aka Liver “The Chess Princess” King Jr ????? Get your nail files and 15 cups of coffee ready!
Join the ladies as they visit Andrew Tate, aka Liver “The Chess Princess” King Jr ????? Get your nail files and 15 cups of coffee ready!
[Zero Fun Podcast Episode 004 on Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/episode/0nLr3vxT5NDVbO3jhNwCHR?si=ea898027a1c04259)
[Coffeezilla - I joined Andrew Tate's cult and it was worse than I thought](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BijOF8I2t_4)
[Old newspaper article of Andrew Tate playing chess as a child](https://www.newspapers.com/clip/108090691/chess-family-strives-to-keep-pressures/)
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So Brandon and I ordered some food for delivery the other day. And while we were waiting on it, he went and was trying to like tape something up in his car, like, like rewiring it or something. And he was having, like a really big struggle, like getting the tape or something. And then the delivery guy pulled up while he was trying to figure it out. And so he was like, Oh, well, it's really dark outside let me just hide
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ducked down in the car just so he doesn't get scared. But the delivery guy like took a long time with like, I guess he couldn't really quite see where like the side of the house was where the door was, like, a really long time. And so Brandon just had to like duck down in the car I think like four or five minutes.
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It took a long time to leave
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you say like, I don't know a couple like that's so long. Maybe it was just a couple and just seemed like a while but like it was a mouthwash cup full of minutes.
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But I remember just like being like, Oh, the food's here because it took me a minute to get to the door to get the food and, and then I'm like, yelled, the food's here. I didn't hear anything. I was like, Oh, that's weird. Maybe he's, like, have headphones on or something. And then he called me like, a couple of minutes later, and I was like, Oh, hey, where are you? The food's here. He's like, I know it's here.
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That is awesome.
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Yeah, I died. just surprised that your thing was just the height. He was like, well, like, I didn't know who's gonna be there for so long. I just didn't want to, you know, pop out of the car and scare him because it was late at night. And I was like, this fell out of character.
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That's fat headedness is rubbing off. Yeah, it is.
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I'm Alyssa.
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you Be Like Mike. leave a review. Yeah, it'd be nice good guy, Mike. Good guy, Mike.
Unknown Speaker 4:33
It will read it on the podcast. So if you want to make it funny, go for it. You want to be a deck? We're all about that too. So you know, whatever we get. Speaking of decks. Gonna talk about Andrew Tate. Why? Um, I know that he's been kind of all over recently because my We were just talking about do writing some stuff up for him the other day and then he just got arrested. Perfect timing.
Unknown Speaker 5:09
Thank you Rob for posting that on our Discord. So, Rob, like gave us a play by play and like the first news of it I saw was robbed posting it. I like didn't see it on a news outlet or anything. So I was like, This is fucking cool hitting news at news on the nervous laughter podcast discord.
Unknown Speaker 5:29
But I, um, we won't get like too much into it. But he did get arrested for human trafficking the other day. He's been under investigation for a while.
Unknown Speaker 5:39
See, I didn't know that. I thought it was totally random. And I didn't take the time to look it up. But I was like, Yeah, I'll give a fuck. prison forever.
Unknown Speaker 5:48
They deserve human trafficking and organized crime. He got arrested with his brother. So, you know, family family, a family affair, alpha family. So, um, just just to summarize, just Andrew Tate a little bit. I'm just gonna read the intro of Wikipedia for him. I have a little bit more stuff on like, hustlers University, and everything. Well, not everything. Mostly that but just to summarize him. Emery Andrew Tate the third. Emery? Yes. Okay, nail file teeth. Yeah. Yeah, take that as you take your nail file. He was born December 1 1986. Your mom's? Probably really,
Unknown Speaker 6:50
whatever. It's fine. Yeah, he's
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scamming tons of people. He is an American and British social media personality, businessman and formal professional kickboxer. Following his kickboxing career, he began offering paid courses and memberships through his website and later rose to fame as an internet celebrity. His misogynistic commentary has resulted in his suspension from several social media platforms. And someone also already like updated
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we compete with a pedia with his arrest.
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So there you go,
Unknown Speaker 7:29
Man jump in to add that I read. In a Guardian article, they said that in August 22, or 2022 is when the article came out. That was so fucking jumbled.
Unknown Speaker 7:50
In an article from the email in August of 2022, it said that in July, there were more Google searches for the name Andrew Tate than for Donald Trump or Kim Kardashian. Oh, just fucking terrified. See our new president. I didn't even think about that. He's not
Unknown Speaker 8:11
even like in America. I think he was like born in Romania and moved to the UK. Oh, am I backwards? He's in Romania right now. I know. He went to Romania because he thought he would be less likely to be punished for just how he
Unknown Speaker 8:27
where he's saying I love Eastern Europe because corruption is more easily accessible.
Unknown Speaker 8:34
viewshe He's an American and British social media personality. Doesn't say where he was born. Okay. Yeah, Washington, DC, baby.
Unknown Speaker 8:43
Yeah,
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there we go. But brutal assault. So I can kick off with some of my hustlers University, if we
Unknown Speaker 8:56
want. Yes, I'm not familiar with this actually.
Unknown Speaker 8:59
Cool. This is basically his scammy business school that he runs. It's a business school. It's not just a business school. I wouldn't say it's a millionaire's school. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 9:21
Yeah, you know how there's millionaire schools? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 9:24
she has professors of different millionaire. successions are not six sessions sections are? Sector, you know, yeah. A word of a subgroup. So let me just go to his website.
Unknown Speaker 9:42
You're being put on a watch list as we speak.
Unknown Speaker 9:46
I've been on one for a while, probably.
Unknown Speaker 9:49
Yeah, I just went to Infowars today, and I was like, I'm definitely on one.
Unknown Speaker 9:57
So, oh, yeah, this is hustlers. University 3.0 experience modern wealth creation 168 plus students have already joined hustlers University
Unknown Speaker 10:09
weigh just 168. Yeah, and does it so?
Unknown Speaker 10:16
I don't really think it is either. And I went to like a snapshot of the website in November 2021. Just because every time I see a number like that on a website, especially a scammy website, I'm just kind of like, Huh, what was this number like, you know, three months ago or something? And so the snapshot from November 2021 says 174,000 Plus have already joined
Unknown Speaker 10:45
Oh, 1000 Oh, yeah. She's like, 168 people.
Unknown Speaker 10:51
I'm sorry. 168,000 are probably just left the 1000 out on mistake. But yeah, so it's funny, because a few months ago, he said 178 plus 1000. So maybe I'm being nitpicky, but I don't know why he just like decreased the number by like that much for the updated website, but that was just a nitpick of mine. Welcome to hustlers University 3.0 a community we're me and me being Intertape
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you're not in charge. Now.
Unknown Speaker 11:32
There they're also called the real world like their group. So I don't know if it like if they just changed the name. Like more recently or like what but um, anyway. So we're, me and dozens of experts will teach you exactly how to make money. This is a community where you will have access to stock analysis Oh, options pays crypto analysis. Oh, I love to buy NF T's
Unknown Speaker 12:00
Oh, yeah. Don't even understand that. She told me it doesn't matter.
Unknown Speaker 12:06
Commerce, copywriting, freelancing, Amazon FBA and more. What's that? Amazon FBA is a lie thing actually wrote that in my notes, broken buttresses?
Unknown Speaker 12:21
Well, he also has a PhD, which is the pimping hoes degree so that was great. Um, everybody knows
Unknown Speaker 12:29
what's supposed to be pretty huge dick.
Unknown Speaker 12:33
Let me look it up Amazon FBA. It's just just like Fulfillment by Amazon. So they'll like
Unknown Speaker 12:42
buy a bunch of stuff through Amazon.
Unknown Speaker 12:46
Or something to that effect? I haven't. I haven't read. I didn't go to hustlers University. I don't know. 100%.
Unknown Speaker 12:51
Well, now maybe you can be the head of it since he and his brother in jail. Oh, yeah, I'll
Unknown Speaker 12:55
take you over. Every professor is verified by me personally, each one of them is making anywhere from 10k to 500k a month in their seat in their select field. I chose fields that anyone anywhere can do now. No bullshit, no fluff, just hard hitting lessons and making money. Full resources, full lesson plans, everything you need. It all starts with you by taking action. So that's just like, you know, a glimpse of what you'll get with hustlers University. Learn how to buy NF T's and invest in crypto and um, you know, all the good stuff.
Unknown Speaker 13:45
Did you hear about the Trump NFT? Yes, I
Unknown Speaker 13:48
did. I wanted to talk about that more, but I didn't like do any like, investigating on it. You can check up Sarah fun Podcast Episode Four for more on the Trump LFTs Yeah, we'll
Unknown Speaker 14:00
need to revisit that.
Unknown Speaker 14:02
I thought it was a joke when I first saw it.
Unknown Speaker 14:05
I was like, this is an Onion article or something. It's not
Unknown Speaker 14:08
it's it's incredible. And it's so funny because it's like after like so many NFT projects have like failed and been outed as scams and then he's just like, kept my NF T's. It's funny, it kind of reminds me of those. Those candles that you can get that are like you can get a diamond. If you like sometimes, or have you seen those? It just ah sorry. It just reminds me a bit because you've blown
Unknown Speaker 14:34
them and there's a gem of some Yeah, and then the bottom could
Unknown Speaker 14:38
strike gold or whatever, because it just reminds me of that these like you could have dinner with me or something like a zoom call or whatever. No one's gonna be getting any any of that.
Unknown Speaker 14:52
He's gonna be like, I don't want to eat with these stupid hillbillies.
Unknown Speaker 14:55
Yeah. He's just the fake gym at the bar. I don't love a candle. It's true. But yeah, they look, I'm not saying the art is bad, as in the artist did a bad job, but it just looks like a bunch of memes that like were grabbed off of Facebook. But they just slapped together for that. Let's see, I have also there's a section that says the main key is our community. Have you ever had a chance to directly communicate with someone making six figures every month, we support each other overcome problems as a community and celebrate our achievements. Over 168,000 members, over 18 methods of making money, no BS start today. And it just shows like him sitting in front of a room full of I guess people that we're supposed to assume are rich. Oh, and him sitting next to a bag full of money. So that's cool.
Unknown Speaker 16:03
I love the pictures of him just like smoking cigars. Like in front of a Ferrari or something. I'm like, This is so embarrassing.
Unknown Speaker 16:14
Oh, there's another part on the homepage that says do this do that money arrives. We will teach you how to generate money. And that is exactly what will happen. When you follow our systems. You are given 18 Modern wealth creation options. full lesson plans, daily informative videos, a treasure trove of resources, guidance on how to navigate them. full access to your professors for any questions you may have. Everything you need are more to make money online. As a hustlers university student you have no more excuses to live the life of a slave. No excuse to not consistently be making money. Not a single one. Live working vibes.
Unknown Speaker 17:05
This is like yeah, am I get MLM vibes for sure?
Unknown Speaker 17:12
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So it's funny because while his university is not like technically an MLM part of the university, one of the ways to make money is by like recruiting more people by like, sharing all this stuff on social media and everything. So. So yeah, MLM for boys. So Alyssa, what if I told you, you could secure your spot for just $49? Why only $49 months? Oh, shit. It's like forever. No, don't be greedy. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay, our price will increase to $147. After 170,000 members reached, what's the numbers? What she's saying is currently there was 168,000 Oh, you gotta act now. But the snapshot from 2020 From November 2021. So that they had a 700 174,000 Plus, people already in
Unknown Speaker 18:16
so it was like, people wouldn't want to pay more for the man. What
Unknown Speaker 18:20
do you do when? Um, I just, I just, I mean, obviously, it's a scam. But it's just like, I just want to point that out even harder.
Unknown Speaker 18:31
It's an advanced wealth strategy that we don't understand. Because our role as women are nurturers manner the providers, we don't
Unknown Speaker 18:40
have the brain for money. Okay. I don't understand
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it.
Unknown Speaker 18:44
Thank you for explaining this. You're welcome. And, let's see, there's an FAQ that says can I make money even with $0? Yes, inside hustlers University 3.0. We teach modern wealth creation methods that require $0 To get started, but you have to pay $49 To get started. Nobody notices that. Yeah, I know. It's like what? Um, is it worth it? Almost every single member decides to renew their membership. It's very easy to make back the $49 paid monthly and much more. Which I thought was funny because they're like, anyone can do it. And then one says, Can I join at any age? Yes, you can join hustlers University 3.0 at any age, which also in the snapshot. The question was actually phrased, can I do these methods if I'm below 18? Sure. There's plenty of young guys inside the real world, which was what they used to be called Oh, who are pulling in several 1000s a month? Do you have access to the internet? That's all you need.
Unknown Speaker 20:06
We exploit teenagers as well.
Unknown Speaker 20:08
Yeah. So I'm assuming someone kind of maybe gone to him about the age thing and they're like, well, I'll just say it's for all ages, ages three and up and then there's this a good fit for me. hustlers University was founded to make it easy for students to get started. If you're most motivated and willing to put in the work, there is no way you can fail. Which god it's so ml me like, no, they just make it there. Yeah. If you felt your full
Unknown Speaker 20:45
fuckin posting.
Unknown Speaker 20:49
And there's also a review or a testimonial. It says, What did two months and Hu get me plane tickets for me, my family to Rome from Cyprus, and a mad expensive apartment for a week currently sitting at a restaurant waiting for my steak while smoking cigars. I'm so impressed. So cool. He must have so much money man, he can just smoke an expensive cigar. I wish like this guy. We should get divorced.
Unknown Speaker 21:29
I need an alpha male.
Unknown Speaker 21:34
And just to kind of go a little more into the university. Um, oh, actually, let me read the about part first. So this might be a little repetitive of some stuff that was on the homepage. But it says we are a community of ambitious and driven individuals who are committed to achieving success in all aspects of life. Whether you are looking to advance in your career, start a business or simply improve yourself. We have the resources and support you need to reach your goals. Our team is made up of experienced professionals and industry experts for passionate about helping others succeed. We offer a variety of courses and programs including online classes, workshops, one on one coaching, all designed to provide you the knowledge and skills you need to achieve your dreams.
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So depressing.
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In addition to our in, in addition to our educational offerings, we also have a thriving community of like minded individuals who share their experiences, insight and support with each other. Our goal is to create a supportive and collaborative environment where you can learn grow and thrive. hustlers University 3.0 is a members only community of over 160,000 active members who are studying from a chosen network of specialists. Hustler's University was founded in 2021. Which again on snapshot, it says it was founded in 2022 which was weird because it was anyway.
Unknown Speaker 23:18
It doesn't matter so good.
Unknown Speaker 23:22
Consistency. That's my specialty. I like to nitpick. I'm in 2021 by Andrew Cobra tape. My name is Andrew Cobra.
Unknown Speaker 23:38
coppers are sick. That to me my nickname, Cobra. Jamie and Cobra
Unknown Speaker 23:55
just two girls podcasting against the world. Yeah. So it was founded by Cobra. We became stronger by the day as traditional schooling becomes less and less important. High School, okay. It's for all ages. No, it doesn't say that but it kind of goes with what he's saying. Thank you for choosing us. We look forward to supporting you on your journey to success. And it has a picture of him with like a bright orange. I don't know I'm gonna say that's a Lamborghini. I don't know what kind of car that is. When I see an expensive sport car I just assume it's a Lamborghini but Alyssa has her BMW degree so we'll we'll see if we know it has read on the wheels. Well, it looks like that might be kind of our maybe that's like just the stock thing with cars but it has like a the emblem is red Rob Where are you
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will find out in the British man can tell us
Unknown Speaker 25:07
ah Cebu Gatti, silly women. This is also interesting I just noticed in the photo I don't know if I'm just kind of seeing something in the background that's weird but if I zoom into the car it's actually made of cardboard. Well, it looks like this picture of him with the car might have been cut out and placed into like another area because it looks like you can see another car in the background but it's not. It looks like it might have been cut out unless it's like far away and really small. Let me show you. Oh, I
Unknown Speaker 25:44
do. Look at that attention to detail. Once again. Look at me. I'm calling out everything. Pretty crazy. Will you save that one for the instant? Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, it's
Unknown Speaker 25:55
on his website. So
Unknown Speaker 25:57
I'll definitely be going to hustlers university.com
Unknown Speaker 26:01
So yeah, look at me finding inconsistencies and dates and numbers.
Unknown Speaker 26:08
It does look like they forgot to Photoshop that out of the way. Because like the front
Unknown Speaker 26:13
window also looks like it's from a background that shouldn't be there. It's just like plain white and it looks like there should be like a desert background. Anyway, you can hire our investigation services
Unknown Speaker 26:26
definitely coprime you guys Cobra detective
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Cooper Co. That's from GI Joe. I think oh, I don't know anyway. Call us. We will Slither. slither around and find your answers. And I also looked up a coffee Zilla had went ahead and bought hustlers University. Oh, and I totally recommend coffee Sillas video, I joined Andrew Tate's Colt, and it was worse than I thought video. And that's where I learned about the Pippin hos degree and it basically turns out that it's it's basically just like a discord. So like,
Unknown Speaker 27:19
That is terrible, serious.
Unknown Speaker 27:23
And it makes it you know, the whole all the marketing and stuff makes it seem like Andrew Tate and like a bunch of these millionaires are gonna, like help you. But it's just kind of like some random dudes with like low quality cameras just in different discord channels, like giving lessons and it's even more depressing than I made just pretty much they just like a lot of generic shit. And it's just, you know, a bunch of stuff you can find for free online. But yeah, it's it's pretty, pretty depressing.
Unknown Speaker 27:56
Maybe that's why the numbers went backwards, because people like disputed their credit card charge when they realized it was blue. They're like this, take them out of the total numbers. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 28:07
at least he's being honest about his numbers. Let's see, oh, he also calls himself Morpheus a lot. And he's like, I'm breaking the matrix, because you know, he's making more rich people. So it's breaking the matrix, which is, I guess just what he refers to just the normal world as
Unknown Speaker 28:32
the matrix being in
Unknown Speaker 28:35
a nine to five but it's funny he was with all the hustles stuff he probably tells people to do, it's probably like a lot more work than just like just doing a normal job. And she's probably like, you have to like have your own Amazon business and deliver Amazon and try to learn how to do investing and blah blah blah.
Unknown Speaker 28:53
We work 23 hours a day.
Unknown Speaker 28:58
One hour sleeps all you need. They have like another thing I didn't really look at it but it was like like time rich cash rich or time rich time poor, like all these like ratios of like, success. Yeah, you could have I guess what they consider Thai or money Rich is just having like $5,000 just kind of, you know, free or in your account which which is like a I'm not saying that's not a lot of money. $5,000 a lot of money but like you're not like, you know, big baller fucking Lamborghini like but it also sounds like his target demographic is kids so I mean, I guess that's good. Maybe that's a good goal but also that shouldn't be your target demographic first game you first game um so yeah, it's all just kind of happening in discord and of course he's not really act. I don't If he's super active in the discord what sounds like you know you're not really getting anything from him or much less time
Unknown Speaker 30:05
daddy take time. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 30:10
And there is a coffee Zola included part of a video from Andy and rotate and it's not Andrew Tate that is saying these things. It's someone with Andrew Tate sitting next to him. But it's funny let me tell you, I had to unsubscribe to
Unknown Speaker 30:29
get my mother a birthday present by resubscribed the next month I don't believe that I don't believe you. And I also think if you were a member of hustlers University for a month and you didn't make enough money to buy your mother a birthday present, you've stopped so you're probably gonna end up kicked out.
Unknown Speaker 30:44
Oh kicked out of hustlers University.
Unknown Speaker 30:49
I don't want that to be on my permanent record, please.
Unknown Speaker 30:52
Please study Cobra university.
Unknown Speaker 30:58
But yeah, that was just so shitty to just be like, Nah, dude. Like, that's your own fault that you couldn't afford to get your home a birthday present? Um, then it's weird because in that video it looks like irritates next to the guy talking but he's like sitting really frozen in the same. I was. I was like, Is this just me? Yeah. So I don't know if he just put like a cardboard cutout to make it like look like he's there or they like just edited him in there and or he's just really good. This is another one of his you know, 18 methods to making money. It's like the statue. Statue people in the city. And then, um, there's another video clip. Let me show you from the same video.
Unknown Speaker 31:51
And you'll see we have people in jail. So people who don't renew, we don't kick you out. We put you in the jail. And you sit there in your cell and you have no access to the money making information. And we just flood you with all the endless wins. Every time someone wins. We show you.
Unknown Speaker 32:07
Every time someone wins we show you. You could be winning. Look at Matt's Ferrari fucking look at it. Won a better No,
Unknown Speaker 32:18
you're not looking. You're not looking at this Ferrari. You could have had it last month.
Unknown Speaker 32:26
In a lot of the coffee's Allah also was saying that a lot of the prophets people post in there that they're making. It's just like, not very good, either. Do you have any numbers here and stuff? And it's not like, I mean, again? $400 It's a lot of money. But if you're trying
Unknown Speaker 32:47
to make a million a day
Unknown Speaker 32:51
Yeah. So yep, they're just scamming kids and adults that don't understand.
Unknown Speaker 33:01
Know that these people understand math I think is the problem. They're just like yeah, 400 is close to a million
Unknown Speaker 33:10
Yeah, you know, it's God I'm glad that I don't see money the way I see measurements where I'm like, Yeah, that's that's 300,000 Miles is fine.
Unknown Speaker 33:25
Like 5000 is really close to a million
Unknown Speaker 33:30
so if you're in hustlers University, um, you know, stop your membership but before you stop it, send us some screenshots so we can get an idea of it even more. Um, you know, he's in jail, so it doesn't matter. And let me see if I have any other entertainment stuff. Oh, I do have there was a recent Twitter thing. Twitter, Twitter, him and Greta Thunberg nice accent Nunberg honestly, I can't quite remember her name. Exactly. So I just tried to
Unknown Speaker 34:14
tweeted a picture of him pumping gas into his Lambo Lambo, or what I'm assuming is a Lambo. It's the same car I tried to describe earlier that's orange with some type of red emblem on the front. It says hello, tag Greta Thornburg. I have 33 cars. So my Bersani Oh, I guess this is a Bugatti Wait, no, nevermind he's just mentioning a bunch of cars. My Bugatti has a W 16 Eight litre quad turbo my two Ferrari 812 competence Xeon competition. It looks like it should be competition but it has a Z on it and I'm getting to, like a French competition
Unknown Speaker 35:07
I don't know. For
Unknown Speaker 35:10
composites to have 6.5 leaders G twelves this is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions. Fuck breathing
Unknown Speaker 35:28
clean air. I don't need air.
Unknown Speaker 35:32
K 14 year old girl. That's how old she is. Balki you isn't this make you mad? What are you my dad? Oh, and then she replies Yes, please do enlighten me email me at small dick energy at get a life.com so good. And then he felt the need to reply.
Unknown Speaker 36:02
The grown man who couldn't handle a teenager
Unknown Speaker 36:06
that he provoked. Um, he made a video let me scroll to it. And you can just check it out. Fuck, where is it? Here it is. So he posts a tweet it says thank you for confirming your email address that you have a small penis Greta Thornburg. The world was curious, and I do agree you should get a life. So here's like, what, what a loser.
Unknown Speaker 36:38
I'm obviously a stranger to online controversy. It's not something I often do. But now, the mainstream press is commenting on the fact that I was informing Greta, that my very extensive car collection with internal combustion engines which run on dead dinosaurs have an enormous emission profile. And she replied by telling me her own email address grellus email addresses. I have small dick energy. Why would that be your own email address? Greta, strange. I mean, also, I don't want to assume her gender. It's 5050. But it is what it is. I'm not actually mad at Greg. Please bring me pizza and make sure that these boxes are not recycled. Thank you. So I'm actually mad at Greta. Right? Because she doesn't realize she's been programmed. She didn't realize she was a slave of the matrix. She thinks she's doing good. Someone has sat her down and convinced her to try and convince you to beg your government to tax you into poverty to stop the sun from being hot. And then because I call her out on it. The global matrix got this bot farm to like and retweet and all this bought commenting to try and pretend to her telling me that she has a small dick and her own email address. Somehow teachers meal us welcome to a new episode of the clown show. But now I know at least that Greta with a little hate filled face. Bitter sitting somewhere without the heating on in the cold. Look at Shivan us my tweets, were just gonna make my Twitter account far more fun into attorney.
Unknown Speaker 38:32
That's a grown man's response to a teenage girl that he invoked on Twitter. He made a two minute video. I'll probably clip out some of those longer pauses for you guys. And he's smoking a cigar the whole time wearing like a red silky robe like I'm the man fuck you little kid.
Unknown Speaker 38:51
You see he like adjusted it and showed his man boobs
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under there. Um, oh man.
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Um, yeah, he's super cringy and I thought it was funny when he was like, she's probably cold somewhere with her beanie on or whatever. And the camera guy starts laughing to
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this little girls called
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like, Cobra, you're so funny. Oh, Cobra.
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Man, I totally missed out on an opportunity getting to know him.
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Yeah, Cobra, he's sure something
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I wish I had a man that would stand up to a 14 year old girl.
Unknown Speaker 39:40
Yeah, I wish I had this man that was asking questions about a 14 year olds diksa I
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see dick size and gender and everything. Yeah, he's um he's super duper cringe. Um, the only other like random thing I have is He learned to play chess when he was five, and was apparently a whiz when he was six. And I found this little really old. I guess not incredibly old, an old newspaper article that was talking about it, and then his dad, so his dad was like a international chess. Oh, Prince King, whatever they call them. Master. I think it's called, says yeah, that's what Andrew Tate is. But his dad had to like, make him like, stop playing and find other hobbies because he was so Oh, he gets fixated on it. But yeah, maybe he should have just stuck with chest.
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Yeah, maybe he wouldn't be a fucking terror. Yeah, just save a chest. Yeah,
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he's nothing but a fucking nerd. tyrant. Loser. Princess fed man. Man, bad. Woman, this man, this man is bad. And men who aspire to be like him. Please, don't listen to this podcast. If that description fits you? Um, yeah, no, I don't I don't really have anything else. I have a couple quotes. But they're really like quotes because I just and then we only have a quote. It was just like, he was saying, maybe you have these quotes, but he was saying something like, I don't care if you're Asian or black or what I hate you. I hate everybody. And then there was another time he was like, I'm only going to give you mouth to mouth of your hot feet. I'll let you I'll let you pick that one up. For a segue into your material.
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I do not know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR. Unless you're a hot female. If you're some fat dude, and just had a heart attack and I don't really know you. You're gonna die. Not even if you're a friend. If you're my friend. You can't just be a pussy. Well, I had a heart attack. Get the fuck up folks wrong with you. Go hospital later. Have a drink cigarette cup of coffee back in the game. Fucking heaven heart attacks near me a little pussy.
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Man, he lives by the fucking liver kings tenet fight. Don't be a pussy. Insane Oh, oh my god, this guy is just so laughable. I'm just I'm astonished.
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So before we started the podcast, I told Jamie that I had a different kind of take on Andrew Tate. And she was she was scared. She
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was like, Are you gonna say yes, some good?
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No, definitely. Like, oh, no, please don't.
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We need to be staying home and having children where our husbands property? No, but I just I can't see how it's real. Like, I'm not saying that. I think he's an awful fucking person. Because to say the things that he says like, he's fucking awful. But like, I just can't imagine this really being real. I feel like it's some sort of Persona. You know what I mean? Like, or at the very least, he's like hamming it up. Way more to get Yeah. Because like who could really be that?
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Yeah. I mean, part of me. Totally agrees. But part of me is also like, well, he does get arrested for sex trafficking.
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Human trafficking, not sex trafficking. So definitely. Total pieces.
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Yeah. No matter what, he's the shit here. But I'm just like, does he really believe all this shit? Like, yeah, I think it's just maybe just my brain being like, No, it's not real. It's okay. Yeah, doesn't that? Yeah,
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I'm kind of like he's definitely amping it up. Like, I mean, I feel like he's definitely amping it up when he's on podcast, but I don't think he disagrees with what he's saying. Yeah, but I think he is amping it up to another level when he's like, like, yes, exactly. He wants the attention. And I'm sorry that we're also kind of giving him attention on the way but I'm telling you not to give him money. Yes, he's Yeah, it will Junior.
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Shitty pit bull people.
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Everybody from wish on this podcast like
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we do. Oh, um, he went on this like big fucking tirade about people that don't drink, which I'm kind of surprised because I feel like healthy people like him. Um, I think you know, drinking is bad for you. But this is this whole paragraph about not drinking. You can say, my life is less fun, but I still don't drink alcohol. That's fine. I accept that. But to sit there and say, Oh, I don't need to drink. I have fun without drinking. You're a fucking liar. Every time I meet one of these people who has fun without drinking, I think Fucking hell, I need to hang around with this person. This person has fun without drinking. They're permanently drunk. They must be hyper in their minds. They must be supercharged. And they're permanently ready to do some fucking crazy adventure. And wake up the next day in another fucking country with no clothes on. This person must be amazing. But instead of being amazing, they're just boring. Fucks who don't know what fun is?
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Okay, this is someone who is like, perpetually in a threat forever.
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Yeah. gives a fuck.
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Yeah, like i Why do you? Why do you care that much that someone doesn't drink versus they have fun without drinking. who even cares? It might make them feel like shit. Or like, upset their stomach out fucking.
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Yeah, like whatever an adult does. I? I don't fucking care if you want to drink all day. Drink all day. But I'm like, Why are you so mad
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at? Yeah, if you want to start a scammer University.
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Go Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Oh, yeah. So bad. He
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surprise surprise really hates vegans. Thanks for watching natural or adults that just pick
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what goes into their body.
Unknown Speaker 46:53
Yeah, yeah. He wants to control what goes in people's bodies. He says read the Bible. Every single man has multiple wives. Not a single man or not a single woman had multiple husbands. It's against the will of God. It's disgusting. So he can fuck a bunch of ladies. But like, he's the kind of guy that like, I don't have the exact quote. But he basically said that he likes to date 18 and 19 year olds because they've been through less dick. What he said. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, now I'm like, assuming a bunch of other charges that are gonna come with it's gonna be bad.
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Human trafficking, not sex trafficking. Oh,
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I feel like if you specifically mentioned 18 year olds, it's way younger than being like, No, it's cool.
Unknown Speaker 47:52
It's a question on his website like is Andrew Tate for all ages anyone can join as long as you have the mindset, the grind mindset. Oh, God, like this game?
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Awful. I have a couple more things. And then I found an interesting comparison with one of our last episodes.
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Do till
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so a couple more little quotes. Oh, yeah. The one about how he liked Europe, Eastern Europe. It's I like Eastern Europe as a whole because corruption is far more accessible.
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Like this guy is just saying like, Hey, I'm gonna commit crimes. And everyone's like, cool. Here's
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like, Oh my God, you're such a cool alpha male. The more stress you can tolerate, the more successful you'll become as a person. Which I'm like, hay or anxiety should make us super successful.
Unknown Speaker 48:57
Yeah, no problem, right? No, I don't think that's exactly how that goes though. Just because you're stressed. I mean, obviously, it goes without saying but yeah, stress does not equal more money.
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It does hussar University style
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because you're doing something wrong if you're not making money it's your fault you poor bitch pay me more money
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the masculine perspective is you have to understand that life is a war it's a war for the female you want it's a war for the car you want so war for the money you want. Status.
Unknown Speaker 49:36
Oh, no, sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. Is it done?
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Masculine life is war.
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Like you're we're just the lump and layer with all the other just like women are lumped in there yeah. Yeah. Man, fuck this guy. I'm like everyone's seen people like no reviewing like asking them a question like it because I think I saw a short interview clip of someone asked him about like, the men cheating versus women cheating and it's just like, it's cool. He's just so confident about like, Yeah, it's fine for men. It's disgusting. If women do it, you're just like, Okay, I would never be able to, like, talk the sky to the sky or have like a I'm not a matter of I always want to call it like a thought battle. But, um, debate debate. Yes. Because he's just so dumb, like confident like, yeah, it's totally fine. You agree with it? Right? And it's like, why?
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And imagine how loud he would get. He would like talk and like spray spit. Oh, he probably does spray. Oh. Yeah. About Women kind of to what you were saying. I'm not saying their property. I'm saying they're given to men and belong to the man
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what isn't receiving something and it belonging to you like the definition of property? I mean, in a transaction or something like
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we are property
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just given to Brandon.
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Wait, you're your daddy didn't have to trade me pigs.
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No, he got pigs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a six pack of beer.
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Marlboro lattes.
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What and one of the 12 packs the marbles too not not just one. Oh, the bar from Costco carton. Yep.
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Just like throwing in case a mountain. Javelin you never Brandon
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Hale for when a pack of smokes for you to get her started
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bourbon in the house.
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And just put some dry cleaners, some dry cleaner sheets and Lirio. But yeah.
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They'll bounce out the cigarettes. Oh, yeah. one more quote about ladies. I think the most important thing anyone can do in their life is have children when I speak to some of these feminists who are like, I don't want kids. I think you're the most stupid miserable bitch in the whole world.
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Okay, I don't want to give up nine months of my life to grow a human being and then spend basically the rest of my life guiding it.
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Not to mention bringing it into a shitty world where people like this when all the time
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I hope he never has a kid. Like God. Hopefully he's in
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prison forever. Yeah. The last little thing that I have about him. So as you had mentioned, he was a boxer. kickboxer. Guess what kind of diet he does? Oh,
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does he do like all meat? Oh, yeah. Man, I knew I got liberal vibes from him.
Unknown Speaker 53:22
Yeah, definitely. Definitely has a cue pipeline to him.
Unknown Speaker 53:31
Oh, wait, like, did you come across some cute stuff? Or like I can see a cute pipeline for sure. But it didn't come across?
Unknown Speaker 53:37
No, like anything specific. But just like the different beliefs he has about like how women need these traditional raw. Yeah. And, and he he posted a picture with I remember somebody in the Trump Trump campaign and was like 100% mag?
Unknown Speaker 53:58
Well, in two, he keeps talking about being in the matrix. And yeah, going down the like, follow the White Rabbit and stuff is a matrix thing. So Oh, and
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the reason I mentioned earlier I was on Infowars not just to look around for fun.
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getting updated with a world news. The world, the true world news,
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four's apparently entertained was on Infowars. But like there's not a search bar on Infowars. And I think so many other platforms have banned him, but I couldn't find it. But yeah, okay, so we have the Andrew Tate diet. So it's kind of like liver King has some different level. Okay. Is this a diet that he promotes or that he's just this is just what he does? I'm not sure. He says he stays carnivore most of the time. Which is funny because a pizza would definitely not be considered carnivore on that video. This is what happens when you break the carnivore so for meal one,
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he could arrest it and watch everyone else win.
Unknown Speaker 55:15
So I guess he only eats dinner. Guess how much steak he has, and it's expensive cuts. That's in the description. Two pounds. 16 To 32 ounces.
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Oh wait, okay. 16 ounces of boundary.
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Oh, saving one to two pounds of
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Wow. Steak a day.
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I guess he used to have carbs when he was boxing, but now he's just like, No 85% of my daily calories come from steak.
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Because he's a little bitch now because he's not true. He had to change his diet because he's a little bitch boy.
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He says never eat breakfast. It's the worst mistake you can make. So I guess that's what he just eats dinner.
Unknown Speaker 56:04
Oh, okay. Man, I could not have a day like that. Like I would just be too focused on to getting to dinner.
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I wouldn't be such a bitch. The hanger would be unreal.
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Oh, and speaking of boxing real quick, him and Logan Paul or Jake Paul. One of the callers are supposed to have a boxing match sometime next year. But oh yeah, who knows? If that's gonna happen with the rest so. Oh,
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dude, if it does, we should totally watch it. Yes. Yes, I want to watch him get his fucking ass
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was imprisoned finding help some loan?
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Yeah, I could see him being a little bit in prison and just feel like I'm a celebrity. Any isolation get me out of here.
Unknown Speaker 56:56
Yeah, I could see that for sure. Um,
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oh, Andrew Tate says that meal prep is for dorks. Andrew Tate thinks that meal prep is one of the stupidest ideas ever invented.
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Don't manage your fucking time you post the
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I guess this article is referring to him as top G
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top GE Yeah. A lot of
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Cobra top GE war fears. So
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embarrassing. Here's the top GE giving his thoughts on people who meal prep with foods like broccoli. And then this is a direct quote from Andrew Tate. You know what I'm not doing cutting up broccoli and putting it in little boxes. Week by
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week you're not a man if you fucking property we're not good and eat vegetables. It's such like a 12 year old boy mindset.
Unknown Speaker 58:04
It's weird. It really is. Another one of his things that he is super into. Sorry. Coffee is your best friend. Andrew Tate says like coffee is a miracle drug. Do you want to guess how much he drinks a day? Oh god. Five cups of coffee. He drink he gave me drinks up to 10 to 15 cups of coffee per day. My heart really far would fucking explode. Oh my god. Imagine No.
Unknown Speaker 58:45
Like I even just like get bad with like two or three and like I understand his systems, I guess like used to it. But that sounds like it's awful. Sounds like it's a dangerous level. Like Jesus Christ.
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10 To 15 He said I drink at least eight cups of coffee per day. I think coffee is one of the greatest things that has ever happened to the human race. Man,
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he's got to have some bad like terrible shifts. And like really bad acid reflux
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to it. And I can't imagine like the heart palpitations and just like that's so bad. And then I didn't get to watch this video, but it looks pretty funny. So I'll put it on Instagram. Page Andrew. Tate's brother likes coffee so much. That one time he took 10 servings of coffee concentrate as a pre workout. And he almost had a heart attack
Unknown Speaker 59:41
Dude, that's so fucking dumb. Yeah, ah, like I know that caffeine isn't some like pre workout stuff, but like I don't think it's like know that much. Even half that Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 59:55
I think like a monster is like 200 milligrams of caffeine and was just I think it's like a cup and a half of coffee or maybe two cups. But like 10 servings
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of coffee of coffee concentrate.
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Yeah. And it's like that tiny amount so it's just going directly in there. Oh,
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man. Yeah, no look the so he had a heart attack or
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no this said he nearly had a heart attack which I don't know if he's not a bit yeah, he was like I can't have a heart attack Kaposi's.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:29
I wonder if that was maybe like a backhanded thing that Andrew Tate was referencing. Oh, yeah, heart attack.
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Bro brother's a bitch. But I wouldn't call them out like the final thing that I have Guess what? Cobra doesn't believe in
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vaccines? COVID Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I didn't
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get to vaccines, but he probably doesn't believe.
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So he doesn't believe in COVID. Okay, no.
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I call this virus hoax from the start. And everyone called me crazy. The virus isn't real. There is a virus. Yes. Is it deadly? No. It's shutting down the economy and appropriate response? Absolutely not. Clown world.
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I like the clown world.
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Use that in the future. Just hashtag clown world.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:31
Hey don't let the government trick you into a vaccine. Hey. To close us out. I have a short little one verse song that looks like someone on Twitter named Zack and their account handle thing is that P one G N G you so like Zach Pingu.
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Okay. Drop the beat drop me
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when you tip off the cups with your big pizza box. That's Simone re that's nice. That's nice.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:17
That's like I was saying I'm not on the podcast but off the podcast, but people thought that pizza box was like the tip off, but he was in Romania. But that turned out to like not be true, but it would be great if it was.
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I think I'm gonna just pretend keep pretending that it's true.
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Yeah, I am to like this lyrical masterpiece. Yes, thank
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you Zack.
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All righty. I guess that's gonna be it.
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We're gonna take it on out of here.
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Clown world y'all. What are we gonna do about
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this one thing? I'm gonna agree with Andrew Tate on it is a fucking clown.
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I 1,000% agree clown world.
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The only thing we can see eye to eye on clown world. Yes. Totally.
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Ah, so I guess that wraps up today's episode. Stay clown in your fantasy
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worlds. We'll be back with this clown podcast again.
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Next week party on party here and we got Artemis coming hot.
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Hot ladies. Speaking of hot
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Yes, five hot ladies here. Whoa feels weird calling my cat spot but here we are.
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Anyway I didn't mean to take it though my turn but I just
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I kind of get myself no I mean it since they're not your children I guess you can think they're
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so right? might take me a second to get like the burden.
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You need to do a warm up like Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee your unique New York
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at the assassin had oddly shaped feet. I don't think I said it wrong. It was from Anchorman. Okay.
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Oh, no, somebody's talking. I don't know. Where's it coming from? I don't want this. Okay.