A Liver King holiday special! Join the ladies for a shallow dive on Liver King with some holiday themed Liver King things. Happy Holidays Fatheads!
A Liver King holiday special! Join the ladies for a shallow dive on Liver King with some holiday themed Liver King things. Happy Holidays Fatheads!
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Liver King Apology Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Vd7i4ZpgA&ab_channel=LiverKing
Liver King Tenets: https://www.liverking.com/tenets
Ball King VIdeo: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulylong/video/7088216023325003054
Unknown Speaker 0:00
I have another weird garage sale thing happened yesterday. Oh, sweet. Yeah, I went and I was kind of looking around there wasn't a lot and a lot of it was just kind of shitty. And the lady was like, Oh, you can have this for this much. And I'm like, I really don't want any of this and then so I'm looking. And then she brings out a little box was kind of small. And she goes well, the guy that used to live here like we're selling a lot of his stuff. And I'm just gonna set this down here if you want to have this you can if not totally fine. I look down in the box is full of hardcore porn
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like, looks like you'd be into this stuff. Your hair's not a natural color.
Unknown Speaker 1:10
It was like I looked down and it was just like be holes V holes like Open Day. Like graphic
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like, like it was just like magazines and stuff. Or like it looked like DVDs
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like I saw the back of a DVD and it was just I didn't look at the box. I just glance there. Yeah. And then as I was leaving another car was pulling up and she was like, I guess I should throw away this.
Unknown Speaker 1:40
Yeah, maybe it was just so weird. Like why? So we're saying to have out?
Unknown Speaker 1:48
Well, she like brought it out. And like, give it to me. So I guess she had it put up until that special. Special someone.
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And that special someone is listening? Who is host of the nervous laughter podcast if you're
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listening to us this Jamie also the host of nervous laughter podcast co
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host if you will, a couple of CO hosts hosts in it up Owston for this host the holiday season. Yes,
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I have some good things in store.
Unknown Speaker 2:28
So, um, I felt like I couldn't really top the Criss Angel Christmas last year. And I feel like I've never will. So every Christmas will live in that shadow. But God just talk about the liver King a little bit announcement coming up a lot. I feel like we need
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to like beat her chest like I have balls and
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um, and so I didn't, um, I got his apology video. So for those who don't know, um, he got caught doing a bunch of steroids. It was like a bunch of different kinds. There's emails, there's like an email and stuff that was leaked out. So if you're interested in it, oh, kills go seek that out. I didn't have enough time. I was like, I'm gonna look at the emails and like, read that. But I'm just like, it's too much. And I don't understand enough about steroids to really say like, he was taking a shit ton of fucking steroids. Like, oh, I'm looking at him. I assume that but I don't know anything about steroids to just say which ones or? I guess they're all bad. Hmm.
Unknown Speaker 3:45
I mean, when I worked at the blood center, what the guys would do there would be testosterone, they would get injections of that. And I think that kind of like, acts like a steroid. And those guys were fucking dicks. I mean, like, you can take testosterone and people need it for medical reasons. But these guys were like taking an excess to like get jacked and stuff. Yeah. And it made them fucking assholes.
Unknown Speaker 4:09
Yeah, like he was saying in his apology video. I'm gonna play some parts of it here in just a second. But yeah, he was saying like, he had, he was taking it with like a professional that was overseeing it. And that like, they was like taking so much that like got his levels to normal, which so I'm just kind of like, okay, so I think you're a lion. Why the fuck you lie in. So here we go. We'll kick up this holiday season with some of the the video and so mind my editing skills here because I'm gonna be like, pausing and then we'll comment and then You know, all that good stuff. So lets me pull it up
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okay I'm just picturing
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him wearing a Santa hat for all this. It's making me laugh that would
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be nice. He just weren't like a backwards like khaki, like baseball hat. Oh, and no short shirt. And he's just like sitting on this throne. He sits on this throne like for a bunch of his
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video. Okay, I
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didn't realize that. All right, I hope this was loud enough
Unknown Speaker 5:39
I'm making this video to apologize because I fucked up because I'm embarrassed and ashamed because I lied. And I misled a lot of people. I stated that this is a complicated as fuck topic, at least to me it is because before social media, I was rich and anonymous. And after social media, I'm still rich, but no longer anonymous. And I never expected this kind of exposure in the public eye. All right.
Unknown Speaker 6:16
I like lost when I first heard that. It's like, I was rich. And no one knew me. But I'm still right. Yeah, so that was great. Um, let's see. And then we'll do the next 32 to 55 seconds.
Unknown Speaker 6:35
It's been tricky as fuck to navigate. Well, clearly, I did it wrong. And I'm here now to set the record straight. Yes, I've done steroids. And yes, I am on steroids monitored and managed by training hormone clinician.
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clinician, okay.
Unknown Speaker 7:01
So, so he was using a professional clinician to take these steroids that makes it okay,
Unknown Speaker 7:09
this is triggering me working in the blood center. So I'll just do a little quick thing about what I know about taking like a bunch of stuff like this, from personal experience. Yeah, you know, but dudes would come in, and they would donate blood. Because I guess when you take testosterone and make sure,
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I don't remember if it's like you make you're doing tiny,
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that, that and it either, like, makes you have more red blood cells, or they're like, something like that. So they would have to donate blood to like, get some blood out, because it would make them have like high blood pressure. And like, they would be all red and stuff. And they would look like I mean, not as jacked as liver king, but like that. And then, you know, if they didn't pass their vitals, you know, and you they couldn't donate, they would be mad, and it would be a man like that. And I'm like, Sir, are you gonna, like rip my head off? Like, you're so jacked and so angry, and red? And they were like, my
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doctor said,
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How's your doctor do it then? Like, because like, you guys can accept that because it has messed up stuff in it right? Or
Unknown Speaker 8:29
if it's like, if it's just testosterone. So like, that is the normal medical thing that I guess, you know, some people need and they take so that's fine. But it's like if their blood pressure was too high, like, dudes would come in, and their blood pressure was like 200 over like 180 which was like, so fucking high that you could like stroke out so we wouldn't let them do that. Damn. Yeah, yeah, for our liability reasons. Oh, yeah. And they would be mad so sorry, it's taken me back there. Steroids.
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Um, let me see what the next segment was.
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So I can't imagine like even taking testosterone I saw those dudes get fucking crazy but like, who knows what all he was doing? Like,
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there was like a list of it like ocean and email. So I'm assuming it's an absurd amount. Which is just doubly bad because, you know, he's all like, we're going back to how our ancestors lived and like, I'm just now really
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jacked. Yeah, fuck him.
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But yeah, here we will continue on for another little segment of it.
Unknown Speaker 9:45
The hurricane the public figure was an experiment to spread the message to bring awareness to the 4000 people a day who killed themselves that 80,000 people a day that tried to kill themselves. Our people are hurting at record rates with depression. autoimmune anxiety infertility low ambition in life are young men are hurting the most feeling last week and submissive so I made it my job to model teach and preach a simple elegant solution called ancestral living the nine ancestral tenants so our people no longer have to suffer so we can collectively express our highest and most data form. This is my fight. This is why I exist.
Unknown Speaker 10:27
Fuck this motherfucker. Like you're saying you're doing all this shit to benefit other people. And then you're just fucking lying to their face about like, how you got where you are, like, that's infuriating. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 10:39
like, and then it's like, I think he says later in the video to you. I don't know if I'll play that part of it. But he's like, he's basically like, I thought that all of the time that I did put into working out would overshadow like
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the fucking like lab made substances. Yeah,
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it's like, you're basically doing what America or America I guess the world has done to women for like a long time. Just setting these like insanely beautiful dance standards that like no one can live up to without the help of a lab and like
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it's making me so mad. It annoys
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me that he's just like to help all the people that are depressed, and like Fuck you, dude. Like a big muscley man, like shouting at people is not going to help them like, makes their depression.
Unknown Speaker 11:39
Whoa, that's gonna make me be like, oh, yeah, everyone is awful.
Unknown Speaker 11:49
Like, with Teal Swan. And the jump there is that she is like suicides. Okay, you all should just do it. You're gonna come back. Someone else will have to cover another time. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 12:03
don't really know much about that.
Unknown Speaker 12:05
Yeah, she's a current to cringe Lord, so it's funny. My mom had sent me a video by her and I was just like, never listen to anything this woman ever has to say. She's like
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to lay.
Unknown Speaker 12:20
I can't remember what it was. It was like a little segment of just like, something was like, Yeah, that makes sense. But it's like, if you left her video on for like, two or three hours, I'd probably get into some really weird really weird shit. Anyway, this is about the liver King. This is not about Swan lady. Um,
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you he swans for breakfast? Yeah. Swan.
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Swan heart. drizzled in maple syrup. He likes to drizzle maple syrup.
Unknown Speaker 12:56
Yes, I ran into that a lot with my research to you.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here's another little clip where he sounds a little Arnold Swertia. Nice. I was like, Oh, okay. So that's your that's what you're shooting for? Maybe?
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I'm very sorry. Everyone.
Unknown Speaker 13:19
So watch out for liver King Brennan for some form of office. And then. I mean, now he has a drug scandal. So he's on his way there. Alright, let me say this.
Unknown Speaker 13:33
While spreading the message. I've been on several podcasts. And when asked if I've ever taken steroids, I've always said no. I don't touch the stuff not gonna touch the stuff never touch the stuff. That was a lot so funny. That was a lie.
Unknown Speaker 14:02
That's why I wanted to start actually adding like the segments and because I have to stop it there because we're gonna like laugh so hard. That was a lie.
Unknown Speaker 14:11
I'm injecting roids left right, in my left left arm left, right.
Unknown Speaker 14:19
Do they usually inject it in certain spots to new leaves? Like giving them their neck? I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 14:25
I know it's a shot. So I don't think it's like an IV. I think it's just like a you know, like if you got a flu shot or something.
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Flu shots
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are bad according to these types of people. Yeah, your natural immunity will make it so you don't need one.
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Your ancestor didn't go to the doctor CVS Pharmacy.
Unknown Speaker 14:46
Oh, am I bad? The Arnold Schwarzenegger sounding part is in this little chunk. So let's see. This is going to be a short
Unknown Speaker 14:57
I convinced myself that had nothing to do with the ancestral message. I convinced myself that I'm not a competitive athlete of any kind. So, but Am I cheating?
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Smoke or listen, Jamie investigate the smoke alarm. It was just a false alarm works.
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Alright, so we're back from the fire alarm going off. But yeah, and that last little part. I thought he's kinda sounded a little Arnold Schwarzenegger Negri because he's like, who am I kidding?
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And not the professional athlete.
Unknown Speaker 15:38
So playing exactly, dude, why the fuck? Like even try to do this? Unless you're like, I don't know you're trying to be like a good message to like all the young men out there, and you're just like, morally screwing it up.
Unknown Speaker 15:55
My dad a lot of young ladies too. Yes. Yeah, I get a lot of young ladies eating raw liver on my Tiktok. So yeah,
Unknown Speaker 16:03
I've only seen it like mostly with men, but um, I did notice he does have some products for women. Um, but it's just like one I guess he has like a protein powder. That's like for men and one for women or some shit like that. And it's like king and queen. Back to the video. Um, so yeah, after he's like, I'm not a competitive athlete. And I can't I'm sorry. Okay, thank you. Thank you for that. D Roc send us in your best impression
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too. So
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yeah, everyone that wants to do on Sunday and and we'll play him I'm not on the next episode but the episode after that.
Unknown Speaker 16:48
We're gonna be pre recording some for holiday stuff. But when we get back, we will play Oh, I just need your help obviously, I
Unknown Speaker 17:03
don't know why I can't do it right now. Um, so yeah, in the video, he can continues on to say that he convinced himself all his working out would overshadow his steroid use and continued to dismiss the issue because he thought his message of primal ancestral living was so important for all the 15 year old boys. Um, I think I've specifically put that because like, that's what he says in the video. So I'm like, You're, he's like, has a really sad inner child. But just like he's trying so hard to feel better about, like a deep breath. Yeah, he's gonna fix a little depression in America. Don't worry.
Unknown Speaker 17:45
Just imagine being a fucking teacher right now. And like, you're like, Okay, it's Monday, I'm coming in gonna teach some algebra. And some kid is like, sit down. Andrew Tate said that woman should be in the home. Like, how are people teachers? Now? Imagine just all the fucking filth of the internet like
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this guy. And then there's like, we're meme Lords just like in real life. And I don't know, I can't I can't imagine being a teacher. I saw this one tick tock that was a a teacher just like impersonating some of the different classmates. And like one of them was like a wolf girl. Like, no, that's my human name. My wolf name is this. Like, I don't know. What a fun time to be a teacher. Um, I don't think I would actually survive as a teacher. And anytime. So. Yeah, for the record. Um, so here's another little clip of the video that I thought was funny.
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And I had convinced myself that this would be the wrong message to send to the 15 year old boys. So I continually dismissed it. And I dug myself into a bigger and deeper hole. I have only myself to blame. I did that.
Unknown Speaker 19:13
His his voice was so stupid.
Unknown Speaker 19:20
I don't know. He sounds like a Barney. Not like a dinosaur. But he just sounds like his name would be Barney. Face off his voice. I don't know why I don't know how to describe that. Maybe I'm thinking of Barney from The Simpsons or something.
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There. Okay, yeah. See that?
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That was not a good impression of him. I don't know why. Um, but I love that that he's just like,
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I did that.
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I did that.
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I got to take accountability. Yeah, and that's what you have to do, even though I don't.
Unknown Speaker 19:52
It's like such a weird taking accountability thing because it's like he got backed into a corner and he's like, okay, there's no way out of this like step two. take accountability for accountability and accountability is like I was doing all this good for the world and good for the depressed. Fine. So it was okay that I was doing like, fake it till you make it. It's like no. And this is why if you make it till you make it mentality isn't like that great because you wind up with people like this in positions where they don't know what the fuck they're doing and they have to train their underlings to do it and not admit that they don't know what they're doing aka something that happened to Alyssa.
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Oh, yeah, my own boss, Bonnie for listening, Barney.
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Do I need to? Do I need to? Okay, pick that bitch Barney. Sounds like it could be like the start of a rap song. That beach Barney
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fucking inhaler. Makes me want to nail her in a hitting way not six way
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queef in your face. What a fucking disgrace
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to the white trash race
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hit me up Kid Rock. Um, so he continues on to just say 20 and 2021 He turned 43 And he wasn't feeling 100% It looks like shit. Yeah, kind of drugs will do that to you like that true. And he went to a so he went to a hormone clinician to see quote, what the fuck was going on in my life. And he further admitted to a steroid use, like claiming he was still testing under some normal levels of hormone hormones. Um, he tried pharmaceutical hormones to get his hormones and I copy that is were more sane. to regular range, taking point six cc's of steroids a week, about 120 milligrams of testosterone. He also tried other stories that didn't work for him in the past and I guess gave him some health issues, which is why he stresses the clinician oversight by a professional. Again, doctors fault. Yeah, I don't know if that 120 Yeah, blame me on the doctor. I don't know if that 120 milligrams is like a lot or not. Yeah, I don't know how many mouthwash cups that might be.
Unknown Speaker 22:39
Sounds like a lot. Yeah.
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But this is also remember from his apology video.
Unknown Speaker 22:47
Totally. Yeah. Like what was in
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the email? And so like, I don't know if he's lying about how much he's doing in the video just to make it sound better. But if I had to assume he's probably downplaying the amount that he did Ferro another clip from the video. Hold on, I gotta fast forward because I didn't want to play the full six minutes
Unknown Speaker 23:18
no delivery King brand has had nothing or at least very little to do with my business success. My companies were already kicking ass already successful before delivery King public figure growing at 50% year over year and still growing at the same pace after the leveraging public figure. Nope, I've never had AB implants, AB etching or any other plastic surgery and I scores fuck never actually had gene editing done soon for I made all of that up. It was all intended to be a joke. And that's an expression of ancestral Tintin have little gone down funnel
Unknown Speaker 23:56
so I guess apparently at one point he said he did all that stuff but just made it up so I don't I love the little like the Why do I have to keep Welcome to being a woman bitch. You have to explain everything and justify why you're doing things
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and then you just get mansplain Yeah, even when you know more about the person that's trying to mansplain it to you and happens in your
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name. How many songs the band on your shirt saying all their albums
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The different bass players that they had. And then it still might not be good enough.
Unknown Speaker 24:42
Yeah. Oh, oh family, their children on scooters.
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Too many people live here.
Unknown Speaker 24:52
Let's see. And then I have some more. And I might just play it till the end of it but cuz I don't I don't really have like much other like little things clipped out. So we'll just play till the end. Ultimately,
Unknown Speaker 25:10
why did I or why do I do them? When I talked about the 85% of the population that suffers from stuff, that's the misuse. That's me. On part of that statistic, this is why fucking work myself to death in the gym. This is why I do 12 to 15 Blood burning workouts a week just to feel like I'm okay. Still, I have to absolutely crush myself to do so. And I'm wrecked physically and cognitively and hormone replacement has helped in a profound and significant way. And still, I believe that the path to Paradise is paved and fucking out. I previously have said in a weird way, I'm grateful for the recent events that have shed light on this complicated as fuck topic. I knew I needed to take this opportunity to openly discuss everything for me to be a better human. If there are any questions that remain unanswered send them my way. I fully own that I fucked up. I am as sorry as a man can be an all I can do is take Extreme Ownership right now be better and lead myself to a better life as a better human. Again, thank you to everyone for the support the criticism, the love, the hate, and above all else, the loyalty the preaching I feel like the
Unknown Speaker 26:45
end there is the best part of the video Luther King out just all of that at the end. Like I am part of that statistic.
Unknown Speaker 26:53
Yeah, like, I'm just like one of you guys. You're not gonna throw me under the bus because I made the bad decisions, right? What an annoying person. Um, yeah, please don't want yourself in with us.
Unknown Speaker 27:11
Yeah, I am sure we have some things in common, unfortunately. But well, yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 27:18
do. Go to the gym so I can feel better. It's like, Yeah, dude, a lot of people
Unknown Speaker 27:23
don't see why people go to
Unknown Speaker 27:24
the gym. That's like, and do things that they like, but they don't take steroids. I mean, not all of them. But you. Yeah, he's got a lot of inner work to like
Unknown Speaker 27:36
the thing where he was like, yeah, in liver case that that hasn't even been like a big deal for my company. I'm like, That's how everyone knows your data. Yeah, I mean, like, that's, yeah, some people knew you before. I'm sure if you had a company, but like, You're everywhere eating fucking nuts and brains. And yeah,
Unknown Speaker 27:54
and his company also has like, you know, like stuff that's like, this is a supplement for eating like, organs and shit like that and blood. And it's like, that's what your liver Kingdom is like all about, like, you had to create this mascot to sell your product thinking there was something else I was gonna mention. You but um, oh. Also, as I started, like, just like looking up some stuff for this. I thought it was interesting because um, a lot of the more recent news articles that pop up, it's like Dwayne The Rock Johnson doing steroids and then it like mentions the liver king. And I guess what happened? It sounds like maybe Joe Rogan talked about it a little bit on his podcast, and then just kind of like threw Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Larry just to be like, Oh, but he also does steroids too. So this is my, my theory. Okay, so put your little metal, tinfoil hat on. Joe Rogan also does steroids. And is friends with liver King and doesn't want liver King to go down. So he's throwing out a bigger name. Like comes up in Google searches and stuff. Everyone will just throw their attention to the rock instead of interest, or Joe Rogan has investments in liver kings business. I don't know interesting. Businesses mentioned like he has different different links to stuff on his website, on Larry King, his website and so I'm just like, is this another one of your businesses? Are you invested in like, do you have an investment in it? Or do you have like an affiliate Link because he keeps talking. Like on his website, there's links to these, like, glasses that like block blue. And so I'm just kind of like, okay, I assume that's like an affiliate link or something. So yeah, he's just trying to make money. Just like all of us, right? Just the
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Unknown Speaker 30:52
Yes. And so that was all I had for all of the steroid stuff. And so the biggest thing we knew, or we, like everybody knows about liver King, kind of how he mentioned is just like, he's the liver king, and he eats all the raw, raw foods. And I think Alyssa, I think you had some stuff about the I do the I was gonna say mechanical diet. Why am I What's the word? The carnivore diet? That's right.
Unknown Speaker 31:27
So I have a couple things I'll kind of breeze through because we're gonna go back to some liver, Kings things with Jamie. But um, so I tried to kind of figure out how the carnivore diet. That's something that it's been around for a little bit, but it's kind of been popping up more lately. I tried to figure out how that's different from the ancestral diet, which is what labour king does. And I mean, of course, this is all just kind of like hippy science, which that's not a criticism. I mean, I believe in some hippy science, but like that word for it. Kind of, you know, but it looks like from what I read that, basically, the carnivore diet and the ancestral diet, they're kind of similar to keto, and instead of your body running off of carbs, it's teaching your body to run off of fat. So I think that's the kind of concept the industrial diet kind of includes some other things like maple syrup, like you said, the liver King I'd put on. Yeah, I think you can have a little bit of fruit. If you're like, strict on the carnivore diet, you're only supposed to eat fucking straight meat and animal products. And that's literally it. You never touch a goddamn vegetable.
Unknown Speaker 32:48
Damn. Yeah, I feel like my gut churning. Just thinking about that is bad.
Unknown Speaker 32:56
I looked into the carnivore carnivore diet for beginners Facebook group. Oh. So it's depressing, because it's like, I, I'm not gonna say that a carnivore diet or how a liver King eats. I'm sure that works for some people, and they're perfectly healthy doing that. But his.
Unknown Speaker 33:20
I'm not a pain professional. I'm gonna step out on a limb and say, probably not.
Unknown Speaker 33:25
I mean, I think that bodies are different, and what works for one person isn't gonna work for another. So maybe this does work. For some people, I'm just gonna be generous and say, maybe it's good for some people's bodies,
Unknown Speaker 33:38
you know, I'll be generous.
Unknown Speaker 33:42
And I'm not saying just like go eat sticks of butter. But I'm just saying like, fitness and health isn't one size fits all. And I acknowledge that. But like, it's scary, like in these carnivore groups, because it's people that need like stents in their heart that have really high cholesterol already. And they're posting and they're like, why isn't my cholesterol going down? I've been like, strict like butter and burgers and stay. Damn. So dangerous. Letters,
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dinners and steak.
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Definitely not for everybody. I have a couple little screenshots from the group. Someone named Christopher says, went to the meat center with my mom and filled the shopping cart.
Unknown Speaker 34:30
Meat center.
Unknown Speaker 34:31
I don't know I guess grocery store. This is another country. The meet Center. My mom was telling a lady at checkout what I consume in a day and the first words out of this lady's mouth was that's asking for a heart attack. I laugh I laugh a lot. Three months carnivore?
Unknown Speaker 34:55
I hope he didn't actually say that in the store.
Unknown Speaker 35:01
This one made me laugh really fucking hard. Like to the point that I was crying it's probably not that funny but so when David says thoughts on smoking weed while carnivore and he said it's zero calorie and then you did a wizard of MUJI and a maple leaf emoji somebody wrote in the comments. I can't do weed. It makes me laugh and clap my hands see your first person there's fun and just said, why? Oh, because that made me laugh
Unknown Speaker 35:58
I feel like I just want to meet that person. Yeah. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 36:04
Sorry. I found her actual comment. I didn't realize that a screenshot of it training years ago. It just makes me clap hands laugh and makes me look like a seal.
Unknown Speaker 36:17
It feels like that sometimes.
Unknown Speaker 36:18
It'd be like but I found a another guy in the same vein as the liver King. His name is Polly long. And here's the testicle king. Oh, so he's eaten raw balls all the time. Just raw bone raw ballin. I have a video here for us to watch. Oh, he has one video where he calls out the liver king. And he's wearing a shirt that says it's testicle time. And he has a whole cow liver and he's calling out the liver King for them to have a contest like who can eat the liver faster. Okay. See. It's just the first part. That's funny. I won't make you watch the whole video. But
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then we got raw butter. Just a stick of butter. And of course, the beautiful testicles. Thank you. So this one has literally got pubes. Still, this is the dick this is the shaft. We're gonna go ahead and slice off one of these luscious, succulent balls and put the other one here. Check it out. First, cut the membrane open. Look at that. All that nut needs to stitch a ride out there. Bam. Like I said in the last video, I like to cut mine into this one is a thick ball. So it's a little little challenging for me right now. A big knife without the big one. There we go right through that knot. Bam. Now take the membrane off. And then if you get it right, this one's going to this one's going to be a little harder. Here we go. Okay, there's still a little bit of a scraping technique here to get the testicle meat to detach from the membrane skin. See how it's starting to peel off there? But you can just grab it rip it right off. Bon appetit
Unknown Speaker 38:39
so juicy such a juicy juicy nut in my mouth Wow. I'm gonna have some more testicles for breakfast. Cheers.
Unknown Speaker 39:01
Oh, oh, no that's a big night yeah, that was really gross. I didn't even know that was like a person. Yeah, I didn't know person made that their personality. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 39:17
yeah, there's I looked and there's also a liver queen. I don't fucking know. There's a tenant influencers that are like carnivore influencers. And I have this picture here. I
Unknown Speaker 39:32
think you can see it. It's just a ton of butter on a thing a steak. Yeah, it's a steak and
Unknown Speaker 39:37
it's just a bunch of cubed butter. And that's their meal.
Unknown Speaker 39:42
I'm not saying I won't put butter on a steak, but that's like, a lot of butter. That's like instead of a serving of mashed potatoes. You have butter. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 39:51
Yeah. And the first thing that I thought when I learned about the carnivore diet, I'm like, how are these people? Shitting if they don't Have who? But I guess it's so much fat that it just kind of slides out.
Unknown Speaker 40:05
I would imagine that they probably get like constipated or have like a lot of stomach cramp like yeah, stuff. I couldn't be wrong but I mean, I just
Unknown Speaker 40:16
I mean, I would think that too like
Unknown Speaker 40:18
heavy meat based diet I feel like your body's gonna be going into overtime trying to process all that
Unknown Speaker 40:23
a yeah, they're allowed salts and I know you can make like a laxative out of salt. So maybe they can make their own natural DIY laxative. But one more thing, and then I'll pass it back to you. I'm hoping this as a joke, but it popped up on tic tac toe. This chick is saying why it's bad to eat plants like how they're dangerous how you should only eat animal products
Unknown Speaker 40:55
fun dangerous to eat. So it's funny because whenever I was looking up like some of the liver King stuff, like it's funny, because some of the stuff I was also finding was like we didn't use to just live off this meat. It was mostly like yeah, foraging like yeah, stuff like berries and nuts and plants. And the occasional like, yeah, sorry, continue.
Unknown Speaker 41:24
So this check
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said
Unknown Speaker 41:28
plants are trying to kill you. They can't run a shoe meant to right away, but it's a why they can't run a when you try to harvest them. Instead, they have defense chemicals. And it says some of the most common anti nutrients include and then it's a list of shit that I'm not even going to try to read. oxalates are found in plant based foods like spinach, rhubarb, rice and almonds, they bind to calcium preventing the body from absorbing this vital nutrient. If your muscles are not absorbing calcium, you will experience muscle pain. Also, oxalate from the diet binds to unused calcium and accumulates in the kidneys causing kidney stones.
Unknown Speaker 42:20
So I guess this is like this oxalate.
Unknown Speaker 42:23
It's a common thing that people will have when they transition to the carnivore diet. It's an excess of it and it makes you like all fucked up and feel like shit. So numb?
Unknown Speaker 42:42
I don't know don't I thought the i Okay, I'm not a fucking botanist. But I thought that the stuff they released like when they're being harvested is just like communicating to the nearby plants like hey, shots getting fucked up. I could be wrong though. I'm again, I'm not. I'm not a scientist of any kind.
Unknown Speaker 43:05
And that's why we need liver king. He's a scientist.
Unknown Speaker 43:10
He's the strongest scientists that ever lived in beat you up if you disagree with
Unknown Speaker 43:16
I just don't get why they're eating raw, like Have they never heard of prions and just like insane parasites, like why aren't they cooking it?
Unknown Speaker 43:26
And I mean, like our ancestors had fucking fire. Yeah, cook it. It's fine.
Unknown Speaker 43:33
Okay, well, on that note, I'll pass it back to you. Okay, catching it.
Unknown Speaker 43:40
Alright.
Unknown Speaker 43:43
The next thing I have is just some of the I was poking around his website a little bit. And the main thing that as long as websites other than links to buying things, is his nine tenants. So I'll just go over those briefly. Well, hopefully briefly, we'll see. So each of these ones he also has like a little video clip where he's like sitting shirtless, like in his little throne thing, just saying a little quip about each one. So the first one is sleep. Basically explains that having a good sleep schedule and sleeping well is super important for your health. And quote, start sleeping like our early ancestors did to build your biological resistance. And he kind of says a little bit of weirder stuff when you open the drop down the like drop down expandable information tabs. How can I improve my sleep? So okay, I don't disagree with this. Finish your last meal three to four hours before bedtime? Because I have left blah blah blah, absolutely reflects the stuff. So that is supposed to help with that. earthing so use grounding sheets and go on barefoot hikes. I'd never heard of grounding sheets and told us but I guess it's like stupid sheets that are supposed to kind of like mimic the ground on have
Unknown Speaker 45:22
it's fucking bullshit like that's one of those like crunchy mom thing you're talking about? Yeah, but yeah, going outside does regulate your circadian rhythm and melatonin production. That's like a fact. But yeah, well and rounding sheet is made up. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 45:42
And yeah, so grounding sheets, use an EMF meter to make sure there's no electric fields around the bed. Turn off the Wi Fi. Yep, I've heard of that one before. Put your phone in airplane mode. So to make sure that there are no electronics anywhere near you. While you're sleeping temperature should be between 64 and 68 degrees which to get by and then how can I don't how do you regulate the temperature like the AC? I guess? But I just feel like that's such a narrow window. Maybe temperatures easier to control than in my mind but
Unknown Speaker 46:24
we live in the 40s having a sparks
Unknown Speaker 46:28
light another candle. Um, salt lamps, which is kind of funny. Well, I guess it says to sunset instead of regular lighting, but like to use like blackout curtains and like no light. So I'm just kind of like, okay, um, you ve X safety goggles before bed? Which are those? The blue ones I have? Like he can't Yeah, the blue blocking that he constantly has links to. And sleep on the floor?
Unknown Speaker 46:58
No. I guess we'll never sleep good if I have to sleep on the floor.
Unknown Speaker 47:03
Yeah, no, he said that during that our bodies were never meant to be in a cast courtesy of your bed all night. Why do you think you wake up feeling like a stiff rock? But it's kind of like I don't I feel a lot more awful if I sleep on the floor. And wake up. Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 47:23
kind of concerned that I agree with a couple of the sleeping points I agree. are rooted in reality. But yeah, scared. Am I am I going down?
Unknown Speaker 47:37
Oh, no, this is just like, get a little sun. And don't look at your phone before you go to bed. But I feel like he elaborates on it in ways that makes it sound like you're doing other things. But have this unpacked when it's like you're basically just telling people to stop looking at your phone and getting distracted before they go to bed. But he's like, and another video I saw of him he like puts his phone in this bag in this box or something like that before he goes to bed. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he had a fucking bed. Most people sleep on the floor. So I don't get it.
Unknown Speaker 48:11
Was that a Faraday cage?
Unknown Speaker 48:13
I don't have no idea what was called probably so a lot of
Unknown Speaker 48:16
crunchy people. Like they get freaked out about like EMFs and like, you know, wireless stuff. They think that like, like air pods or like fry your brain from the radiation. But they have these little boxes that they will put stuff in to like protect.
Unknown Speaker 48:31
Okay. So yeah, I just I feel like I'm at I don't know, I feel like he's just like, adding things around. things. Like, if you buy this box, it will help you but it's like no, if you really just don't look at your phone, it will help you. But he's gonna be like, yeah, because it's in the box and blah blah blah. So it's just like no, dude. Um, and I think it's funny because he says a triathlete concoction 30 minutes before bed to reduce stress get higher quality of sleep, so it's 400 milligrams of magnesium theanine which I looked that up and that's basically like a sleep age almost like
Unknown Speaker 49:11
I take 400 milligrams of magnesium tolerate I don't know what that is. It's I don't really know either honestly. th reo and there's different forms of magnesium and I don't know the difference but that's the one
Unknown Speaker 49:26
okay, but yeah, so like I looked it up and that's like asleep age and so I'm just like, why don't you just not why don't you just recommend the sleeping um and let's see then I have and then there's eat. The page has a little summary about processed foods and stuff being bad witch I totally agree. Um, but you know, I'm still going to eat like a Little Debbie Christmas tree and shit. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 49:56
haven't had one yet this year. Yeah, we have one I had
Unknown Speaker 49:59
like This whole box already just for you. Yeah, thanks.
Unknown Speaker 50:05
I mean that in a positive way, not a bitchy way. Good for ya.
Unknown Speaker 50:13
You fucking tree but we are descendants of genus Homo, the baddest mammalian predators that ever lived. We honor their legacy by putting back in what the modern world has left out. This was precisely why we eat like our early ancestors did a whole animal nose to tail horns to hoofs. No vegetables or nuts or berries or anything. Don't don't mind that.
Unknown Speaker 50:39
Just raw balls.
Unknown Speaker 50:42
And oh, um I guess there was a little part of the video that was kind of funny.
Unknown Speaker 50:52
The second ancestral tenant is eat because we evolved eating the whole beast. No to tail horns to us. The whole beast
Unknown Speaker 51:03
was that I wanted to because we evolved eating the whole beast. Um, oh. And then I want to ask you what you hear at this part
Unknown Speaker 51:13
of the mortal world, which is processed foods and Man Boy muscle meats. What is your
Unknown Speaker 51:18
Man Boy muscle meat?
Unknown Speaker 51:21
Yeah, because that's what I heard two Man Boy muscle meat and I was like, What the fuck is Man Boy muscle meat and like, I was scared to google it but I googled it anyway. And they couldn't find anything so I don't Well, I guess that's good. I don't know what he's talking about there. But I'm glad you heard the same thing.
Unknown Speaker 51:40
Maybe he's saying something else.
Unknown Speaker 51:46
I have no idea. Yeah, I couldn't like um, there's also no options for a closed caption in this video. So thanks, liver King. Well, you
Unknown Speaker 51:57
can probably like train your ears to hear better if you eat the right amount of flavors. That's probably why there's not any captions
Unknown Speaker 52:05
because you're supposed to be perfect. To be more inclusive you butthole um Oh, yeah. And so um, the next tenant the third tenant is called move. And there's a pretty good quote on the page. It says the well being that builds the balanced movement trumps the need for consumption based satisfactions such as food painkillers, alcohol and drugs. I don't know why I just thought that was fun. You're just kind of like I don't I don't I mean, I agree that exercising is good for you but I don't think that like destroys like an alcohol addicted persons like alcohol addiction.
Unknown Speaker 52:51
Yes, like a way over over simplification.
Unknown Speaker 52:54
Just go outside. Oh, wow.
Unknown Speaker 52:57
Alcoholic for 30 years. But now I'm Karen. Thanks, liver King.
Unknown Speaker 53:02
Yeah, all I needed was a treadmill. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 53:04
Like this quick rant. But that's something that really bothers me about people like this. It's like they don't consider that not everyone is like them like a rich influencer. And like people don't have access to certain things. Yeah. Like, maybe people don't have the free time to spend like 10 hours outside a day or whatever the fuck you know, it's like not rooted in reality for most people. Yeah, it's
Unknown Speaker 53:30
not. I'm glad you brought that up. Because as I was going through, like, all this stuff, I was like, Who the fuck can like live like this? You'd have to like, give up your job. Like, it's pretty ridiculous. Um, and there is a clip in this part of this video that I wanted to pull up. Let's see.
Unknown Speaker 53:50
This is how libertine does it. First thing in the morning, I go for a 30 minute walk. This is my cup of coffee. early afternoon. I go for a 30 minute walk. This is my afternoon now. After dinner I go for a 30 minute walk with my family and my pack of doughnuts. It's just one foot in front of the other this lays the movement foundation once you've got this down it's time to start lifting heavy shit every day even unrest days
Unknown Speaker 54:19
okay, there's a lot there. Yeah, less
Unknown Speaker 54:21
time to lift heavy shit.
Unknown Speaker 54:24
a rest day is supposed to be what the name says a rest day so why would you lift heavy shit on the day you're resting
Unknown Speaker 54:33
that was one of my like, pet peeves too is like he says rest day but every time he like he'll say some stuff and you'll be like even on rest day I'm like then there's no fucking rest day. Yeah, fucking say
Unknown Speaker 54:45
to me a risk day is like you don't work out or you like, go for a walk or like stretch or something. It's not really anything else. We're just Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 54:56
I'm just like, alright, I'll just hang out on the couch and have a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's chartered tourist next next week. Um, but yeah, so yeah just 330 minute walks a day and you honest
Unknown Speaker 55:13
with your pack a doberman?
Unknown Speaker 55:17
Well, I wish I could go for a walk with my pack of cats and be the best. And then the fourth ancestral tenant is shield quote, because we need to avoid dangers just like our early ancestors did. But instead of running from lions now tase we run from seed oils excessive why? I'm gonna kill myself MEFs and manmade poison. Start by turning off your Wi Fi at night and stop wearing perfume. The name of the of the game is progress, not perfection, then why
Unknown Speaker 55:54
are you being such a cunt in other areas and not meeting people where they are?
Unknown Speaker 55:59
Why are you taking steroids? Yeah. Like not to wear perfume, and you're gonna take steroids and I just kind of go into perfume a little bit recently, so fuck that.
Unknown Speaker 56:16
Yeah, I like it, too. I've been to different like hippie places. And they'll have signs that are like, this is a fragrance freeze.
Unknown Speaker 56:27
Oh, so that's like a Thing.
Unknown Speaker 56:31
Thing. Because they're endocrine disruptors.
Unknown Speaker 56:36
I'm I'm stupid. Can you break that down?
Unknown Speaker 56:39
It's basically it's like your endocrine system. Maybe we'll cut this bark is not that good at it. But like, just like hormone disruption, basically. Yeah, so that's some subsets of hippies are like no scent ever, because it's gonna fuck up your hormones. But then you know, you have the essential oil hippies. So it just kind of depends on on where you get fall in the hippie spectrum.
Unknown Speaker 57:06
That's hilarious.
Unknown Speaker 57:08
And I don't even know if I should call it hippie because some of these people were like, all right. So you can't even call them hippie. Yeah, that's
Unknown Speaker 57:16
true. Like the I don't know. It's it's so side tangent in my brain. So like hippies was like a thing in like the 70s. And now there's like branches of Yeah. And they're like, very weird kinds of branches. It's the
Unknown Speaker 57:33
wellness to white supremacy pipeline that the liver kings on? Oh, god.
Unknown Speaker 57:37
Yeah. And I looked up to see if there was like a pipeline. From liver King to cue.
Unknown Speaker 57:45
I felt like they're 100% Positive. Yes,
Unknown Speaker 57:48
I just didn't find the trail. So I didn't think about it. Um, the fifth ancestral tenant is connect. Our early ancestors were in constant contact with the earth 24/7 365. The benefits of connecting to the earth include better sleep, improved blood pressure, and anti inflammatory and protection against EMFs. All you have to do is take your shoes off and put your bare feet directly on the earth or hug a tree. Start with 10 minutes and pay attention to how you feel. So again, this kind of feels like because he says start with 10 minutes and pay attention how you feel this kind of just feels like a taking time for yourself meditation thing, right? Yep. And something else?
Unknown Speaker 58:36
Yeah, definitely. Um, because I
Unknown Speaker 58:39
could it help with better sleep? Sure. I think just getting outside and just taking some fresh air and whatever. I don't like it. No, but I wouldn't. I would say telling someone to go stand outside barefoot or hug a tree. helping their blood pressure might not be the sound as medical advice, a bit of a smidge of a jump in like I don't I don't know if it's just because like you're relaxing your body when you're going out to do that and be present. But like, I don't sorry, maybe I'm just a bummer. But I just I don't think it's the actual touching the earth.
Unknown Speaker 59:18
So I'm glad that you can. Because I think a lot of this is just kind of like psychology related because like, yeah, like you may feel great if you only eat animal products, but is that because you have faith in it? And you're doing something for yourself? Yeah. Or is it the actual products
Unknown Speaker 59:38
and the workings a cool, little bit. And like he might have found all this stuff, and maybe it did actually work for himself and before he started taking steroids and thought it could help other people but just seems like such a niche way of living. I don't think it can be applied to the masses. Oh, and then yeah, in this in this part of Connect, he talks about sleeping on the ground again, because elevated beds have destroyed our connection, I guess. And so the What is this the six the six tenants is cold, which is literally like just getting cold.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:24
Oh like cold showers and stuff. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:28
And I guess what I was bringing up like the next one too well, I'll just wait on that. But let me play a little part of the video for cold.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:38
Getting cold improves blood circulation and promotes hardening and increases tolerance of stress so that we can more effectively transition into a parasympathetic state and use that for fuel which runs a leaner and more muscular body. For the primal that regularly get cold. You know what I'm talking about. For those seeking a better life. Start with hot cold contrast showers for 30 seconds at a time. Take note on how you feel alive. And use that momentum to do some goddamn good.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:08
Use your cold showers do some goddamn good in the world.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:12
And this is another thing that is like, rooted in actual science. And he's trying to make it like this is my thing. But like, if you're having like a panic attack and you put like cold on your wrist, it calms you down. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:26
Like, Was it cold? A pulse on postponing? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know. Like, hit the parts of my neck. But yeah, like, this is my idea. Yeah. And it's just works because of like I said it did. I don't know. It's just so it's weird. Because like, like, again, like some of the stuff he says and puts out there more on the forefront of his website. It kind of like makes sense and stuff. But then he like puts these weird twist on them. And then first some other stuff in there. That's just like, kind of pseudoscience.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:02
Yeah, definitely.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:04
Yeah. You know. That's what always like, worries me, because like, as I was reading it to you I was reading for all of it was like, well, this kind of makes sense. And I'm like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is
Unknown Speaker 1:02:18
scary to agree with whatever king but some of them are scientific things that are real. Yes. So not all. Not most, but so,
Unknown Speaker 1:02:27
you know, he loves science so much. He's doing steroids. Yes. And the seven tenants The website says is the sun for natural production of vitamin D This prevents tooth decay increases immunity and improves over overall health. The thing that I thought was weird with like the sun thing is just like there's a really, he just puts like a really heavy emphasis on like the sun, like being good for your teeth and interesting. And I'm just gonna play you the whole video on this one because I thought it like did a pretty good job of summing up what he's saying. The 710 central tenet
Unknown Speaker 1:03:08
is sun. Because our early ancestors didn't brush didn't floss and didn't get cavities. At the heart of midday sun is vitamin D, which works synergistically with the other fat soluble vitamins A and K. This system enables us to re mineralize our teeth, support key metabolic factors, improve energy metabolism, and optimize hormones. Live working isn't saying don't brush your teeth. Sure. Listen, if you want fresh bread, go for it. You can brush your teeth all day long. What if you want to oral health? A lean body and all day energy? nourish your body with sun, liver and bone marrow?
Unknown Speaker 1:03:46
Some liver bone marrow
Unknown Speaker 1:03:48
if you want to brush your teeth. Go at Sure. Sure.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:52
Be a pussy. Yeah, we get it we get it. We get it. You want fresh? Look at me.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:59
I didn't people used to like lose their teeth by the time they were like fucking 20 Ah and have fake teeth.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:08
That sounds accurate. I also like looked up like so I was like, how did they like manage to like not brush their teeth all the time. And it's funny, because it's a lot of parts of the diet that liver king doesn't do. Because it's like, oh, you know they eat different plants and berries. Like yeah, they eat nuts which would kind of like you know, chip away at the per tar tar or tart, hard harder tar the tar tar oh I guess I'm thinking of crema. Harder
Unknown Speaker 1:05:03
I'm so sorry I
Unknown Speaker 1:05:09
guess that's the episode so yeah the the nuts and stuff would help with that which made me kind of realize that might be kind of like how those Greenie treats for cats work oh like they're kind of hard and stuff so they probably just have some like good nutrients but also like they're hard so I guess they might like chip away some tartar and build up um and would you believe it the eighth tenant is fight and on this one I just have just play the video
Unknown Speaker 1:05:52
Wait This isn't wasn't there already one that was like we're fighting the seed oil field. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 1:05:59
I'm glad you brought that up to you because as I was going between some of these I'm like this is just same as the other one. You're being fucking cheap here do you? You could have just had like four tenets. But no. So yeah, let me just play the video. The eight answers to today
Unknown Speaker 1:06:16
is fight AKA, don't be a little bit because men evolved fighting, hunting, protecting, struggling, persevering and when and when we when we get rewarded with a boost of dopamine and androgens and more things that cultivate such behavior and modernity, there's not a lot of natural opportunities for men to put themselves in harm's way to overcome real struggle to really fight for something of value. I believe for us men to really thrive we have to possess a type of high courage to continue to fight for something meaningful to foster an inner fire to take real risks and to continue to create ways to look for opportunities that's good to shut up
Unknown Speaker 1:06:59
don't be a little bit tricky. Okay. I'm sure definitions of what the this is different but yeah, I would say don't be a little bit and take steroids but that's just me who is a little bit like maybe your body didn't want you to be that muscular you have to listen to your body and just get as jacked as your body allows. But you chose to be a little bit shy and take hormones
Unknown Speaker 1:07:27
the easy way because you're notification athlete who are you kidding? Oh you could have fucking harder
Unknown Speaker 1:07:36
if you take hormones we're not talking about you we're talking about people that abuse them yeah, the sky use
Unknown Speaker 1:07:41
them for performance enhancing and hide behind them saying that they're all natural and if you buy all their stuff then you can be the same way to yeah yeah that's called a scam um and so the ninth and testrail Senate is bond our Senate tenants is bond since the inception of our species we have belonged to a far greater purpose. Our ancestors purpose was guarding the the perimeter from danger to protect one's tribe hunting and foraging to feed one's tribe. Building toolmaking and weapon making to shelter the shield and shield one's tribe, caretaking and lovemaking to nurses
Unknown Speaker 1:08:24
this fucking Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:28
I was like, okay, When is this gonna get into fucking and I have to fuck all the women like love Where's love making okay to nurture to nourish and grow one's tribe, there was purpose and teaching and in tradition and in play, that cultivate traditions and deepen social bonds. That kind of purpose, support, care and attention to attention decided whether people would live or die. We still need that kind of bonding to be happy and healthy today. Start by simply spending focused present times with loved ones and we've always needed each other and we still do. I don't necessarily disagree with that either. But I feel like if you get into his inner circle, and you're a girl, you're gonna be fucking
Unknown Speaker 1:09:21
to me, like,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:22
the vibe I get maybe I'm just totally wrong and being like, overly cautious, but I'm just like, yeah, and no, I
Unknown Speaker 1:09:29
mean, what that brought up for me is like, I feel like some of the things he's saying were similar to things that I've heard people that go on like transphobic rants say they kinda like well the woman has her position and then the man has his god given protector role and edited so like, I don't know I that's the thing that like, a lot of like these new, crunchy type of people are like true transphobic and like say weird shit like that
Unknown Speaker 1:10:04
yeah I can definitely see that because he's he breaks it down as like hunting toolmaking building and then he kind of like in a different section breaks it down to like caretaking. Yeah loving and nurturing. Yeah. Okay, I see what you're doing there. And there's a small part of the video from this one I want to play to you and I don't know if he says it in the video. But since you brought it up I wanted to say um, there was a there was a part that said something about I'm like, some people not knowing where their places on the tribe Okay, let me get the part of the video pulled up.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:51
Definitely some cue tions here.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:55
Start by turning off the damn phone and try building a fire to share with friends and loved ones. We've always needed each other. We still do.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:05
I guess I just liked the turn off your damn phone part.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:08
Yeah, as people are watching it on their phones. And that's what he's banking on them doing? Yeah, I feel like
Unknown Speaker 1:11:13
maybe he had issues with his kids being on the phone a lot. And he's like, alright, putting it away. The Wi Fi signals are too strong. And the yeah, my last 10 years has gone or connect. Wait, is it bond or connect? I think there is a tank called Bartonella Tennant called Connect for bond and connect. Yeah. Oh, but connect is more with the earth. Does more with your shipment
Unknown Speaker 1:11:42
these a little clearer. Yeah, like made them like you said a little too jumbled.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:47
Overlap. Oh, and okay. Yeah, there's other parts of this page I want to read to sorry. Okay, so um, I think this is where it kind of like you can tell, it's more kind of like the stuff you were talking about. So on the FAQ, it says Why is bonding important in the modern world. We believed we believed in belonged to each other, we belonged with such connection and purpose that we clearly knew our roles and goals as individuals. And we knew exactly where we fit in. We knew our place in the tribe and less newer place in the world. In the modern world, most people don't know their place in their own homes. You can chime in if you would like. Just
Unknown Speaker 1:12:39
if you're ever like scrolling online, and you start getting into some like spiritual videos and stuff, and you start seeing people talking about like, coming into your divine feminine than it's about to go on, like transphobic rants these kinds of things are like, Why is it so important for women to do X and men to do why? Like what's your agenda? Likewise, big deal? T?
Unknown Speaker 1:13:13
Yeah, like why? Yeah, why the? Why do you give a fuck what? Like? I don't know. This is
Unknown Speaker 1:13:19
the pipeline. This is a prime example of the pipeline. Like oh, yeah, I like to eat healthy food. And then people started talking about shit like this. And then they're like on a rant about bathrooms and then your
Unknown Speaker 1:13:32
spicy Chai? Yes. That's a whole other world. I
Unknown Speaker 1:13:37
need to go down since I sent you that video. But check I went to school with that's all like, we're all star seeds or whatever. And we're gonna activate and like, make the world happy.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:49
Yeah, just like spirituality. Is goes right to queue like anything else.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:58
It was funny because I show I showed Brandon a couple of her videos. He was like, Okay, first off, she's like, fucked up on drugs, or something. I feel like some. I feel like I'm bad at telling when people are all fucked up on drugs. I mean, it's obvious sometimes. But sometimes, like, that person was fucked up. But I was like, were they?
Unknown Speaker 1:14:20
They just like mentally.
Unknown Speaker 1:14:22
I guess I just grew up in Mississippi. Like how people there was so much mess. They're like, yeah, just this is just how people are. Um, there's also a little thing that was like, What about bonding with animals? Oh, and he's just like, we're ancestrally supposed to bond with dogs. Yes. What about cats? You
Unknown Speaker 1:14:45
bastard is somebody that wouldn't like cats for sure. Yeah. And there's like
Unknown Speaker 1:14:49
proof of cats. Chillin wasn't humans back in the day? So. And there was also a question, do you believe in a higher power or basically just says like, oh, we were I guess I'll just read it. A lot of people ask me about my beliefs or religious affiliation. This is what I believe. I believe that we are all of one peoples. I believe that we and our animal brother in breathe the same air that we drink from the same body of water and share the same life giving sun and forces that nourish our strikingly similar DNA. Sounds cool. So far, I believe, like it bad, but you can see that it's like he's trying to say something up front. Yeah. And they deserve it like, but this, I believe that my fellow man is my brother and that my fellow woman is my sister. I believe it's in our ability to deeply love bond, nurture, and share that success of the hunt that we need to become the very humans that we are today. I believe that all of this is possible, because of a greater higher power. Everything he just explained to me just sounded like humans being humans and helping each other and he's like, No, but you know, also, I don't support these kinds of people's brother and sister but yeah, I feel like he could have just said Yes, I believe in a higher power. But it was weird to me that he filled in like, although, like, I believe in people being people and doing this.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:25
Okay, like, What are you even saying? Like, I believe in people doing things like, yeah, people do things. And we should
Unknown Speaker 1:16:35
I don't know. Encouraging give thanks to ourselves and people that do incredible accomplishments. Sorry, them. I feel like I'm about to go on a different tangent, but it's not related to this video. Or just like, whenever I see people give us things speech, and they're like, first I want to thank God. Like, thank yourself.
Unknown Speaker 1:16:57
You fucking busted your ourselves. Yeah, hell yourself.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:01
Like in last podcast on the left gets it. So yeah, that's just something that kind of irks me because I just, you know, give give yourself thanks. And the people that helped you the thanks, because that's where all the work came from. So that was the last of the tenants. Do you have any? I guess we kind of like stopped on YouTube once.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:26
I don't think I really have anything. Sorry if I kind of went off on tangents about random crunchy things. Oh, no, you're good. I just joined a crunchy mom. Well, several crunchy moms Facebook groups, which we'll talk about in next week's episode, so I'm like really fresh on all the sweet but weird alternative shit.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:51
I'm so excited for that. So join our next episode. But before we go
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So we created a little
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a little feast of what we think the liver kings holiday holiday feast will be like I took a cocktail that was off of his website and just I added a little bit to it because you know, we're not ancestral living people. Um,
Unknown Speaker 1:18:21
well yeah, Jenny way.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:24
I guess I wouldn't say that. That's how I edited it. I updated the drink to be more festive, I guess. Okay, so this is called the barbaric cocktail. Just put with a NLP holiday twist. It is one ounce of Everclear high proof and all he drinks is like Everclear because other alcohols are tough stuff that you're not supposed to have. juice of one lemon, a tablespoon of lemon zest, 16 ounces of sparkling water, two grams of pink Himalayan salt. Ice is optional, and the ingredients I added was a fresh cranberries and dear blood.
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So Well, to start with the new muddle a few cranberries and mix it with a clear lemon juice and lemon zest, mix all together. Add a deer blood drizzle to your glass to the inside of your glass pretty put ice in there if you want. And pour it over for your sparkling mineral water over there. Over it and then pour the mixture on top of it. Give a little Little Mix and enjoy Wellesley. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:42
Sounds great. Um Did you have any appetizers or snacks because I have a couple if
Unknown Speaker 1:19:47
I have a short list of I guess I have another drink I just said replaced the eggnog with Rollie eggs. And then I just have a few like, spreads but you Have appetizers so let's What do you get?
Unknown Speaker 1:20:03
I have we have a dish called carnivore crack. Oh, it's delicious apparently. You take some butter melt it in the pan brown it so it has that nice golden color. Okay then you pour it on a paint on a like a sheet pan lined with parchment paper and then you take cut up cook bacon and sprinkle it on there. And then you put it in the freezer and then you chop it all up and you have a little crunchy snack.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:31
Sounds really? Wait so let me let me make sure I heard this correctly. It's melted butter with bacon in it and then you freeze it.
Unknown Speaker 1:20:40
Yeah, so it hardens so the butter like returns back Gerhard states really didn't want something quite as carnivore ish. This was a little Paula Dean make that up. Yes. We also have oh wait till you stop. Okay, we have beefy gingerbread man beefy,
Unknown Speaker 1:21:05
beefy as in like, it contains beef or they're jacked.
Unknown Speaker 1:21:13
Oh, oh, you I just realized that like the white parts are fat. Oh, that's so gross.
Unknown Speaker 1:21:21
So basically, you cook some ground beef and you can take either butter or whatever fat lard whatever. Put it in some little molds and you have like a gingerbread man but instead of harmful carbs that make gingerbread the tan color. You have meat
Unknown Speaker 1:21:39
that is very great.
Unknown Speaker 1:21:40
I can't believe someone actually did that. Well that was way better than like what I did because I just like made some stuff up. Well I took this from his website this is this is a part of what he eats every day. Raw liver and bone marrow drizzled in maple syrup with a sprinkle of Redmond sea salt. I was thinking you could also maybe make like a raw heart served in a like kidney ghee sauce. It seems like ghee is also okay from the eat and mashed ever mashed avocado with salt and blood gravy. Like you know, kind of a mashed potato II kind of thing but yes. So that's that's where I like your approach to it. But um, so that's the liver King feast this holiday. If you would like to try new blues, let us know how it goes.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:37
I'll make you some some carnivore crack if you want. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:22:41
Oh my god, that is so disgusting. Um, and I guess to close it out. I made a little jingle. Um, and it is very little when I say little. Um, so I kind of just like change the first verse of a Hark the Herald Angels thing, which I didn't realize that's what it was called. So I guess here it goes. I'm not really gonna sing it. And I'm just upfront when I apologize for rhyming, bitch with bitch. Oh was kind of stuck on those lines. So just just let it fly. I would have liked to put more time into this but it'll be beautiful. All right.
Unknown Speaker 1:23:30
Hark, the
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herald angels sing. Glory to deliver ancestral living. Don't be a bitch. It's just nine tenants. Don't be a bitch. eating all the Oregon meat touching Earth with your tea. With angelic hosts proclaim Holy shit. Look at his game. Hark the herald angels sing. Glory to the Lizard King was beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. I got I kept getting stuck on it. And I was like this we'll have to do
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a meet and feed.
Unknown Speaker 1:24:16
Weighs about man. It's true. But that was our holiday episode. Hope you guys enjoyed it. And I hope you enjoy your holidays. Yes, go back and listen to the last year's episode. Or maybe I'll put the link in the descriptions if I find what number it was. Yes. All right.
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Party on fat heads party on
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female optimization I was like that's kind of a weird way to phrase it, but I'm just a sensitive little bit. Oh, What