Jamie & Alyssa take some online quizzes together. Join us as we find out what fall treat we are & take quizzes about dreamy boys!
Jamie & Alyssa take it easy this week and bring you some quizzes!
Some are fat shame-y, some are about Beyoncé, all are kind of cringe. You know how we be.
Play along!
This May Sound Far-Fetched, But We Know Your Relationship Status Based On Which Holiday You Eat These Desserts On
https://www.buzzfeed.com/4evergreen/tell-us-what-holiday-these-desserts-should-be-eate-2u1yx6mcek
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What Fall Comfort Food Is Your Soul?
https://www.redbookmag.com/food-recipes/quizzes/a7009/quiz-what-fall-comfort-food-is-your-soul/
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If You're Down, We'll Reveal Which Iconic Halloween Movie Couple Matches Your Current Relationship's Vibe
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The Ultimate Celeb Boyfriend Quiz
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/quizzes/a4884/celeb-soulmate-quiz/
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Which Slasher Dude Is Your Soulmate Based On This Quiz?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/gemma019blah/answer-some-random-questions-and-ill-tell-you-whi-9wpon9l463
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The Beyoncé Quiz: Which Beyoncé Are You?
https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/quizzes/a5987/quiz-which-beyonce-are-you/
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overalls, it's what I'm wearing pocket
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that you get the pocket in the front
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pocket, just pocket butt pockets side pockets, probably one of those tiny pockets that I've read what they're for, but I always forget. Polly Pockets. Oh yeah, those too!
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Um, so for this episode, we're just gonna take some quizzes, some of those lovely online quizzes everybody loves so much.
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Yeah, I used to love oops, dropped shit. Oh, and I guess this is nervous laughter podcast.
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Yeah, Jamie and
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Alyssa.
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I used to love taking these as a teenager. And then, you know, I don't know, into adulthood, I guess. But I picked like women's magazines ones because we just did our Halloween episode. And I had some cringe pickup lines from Cosmo and I was like, hell yeah, I need to revisit these women's magazines.
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Definitely worth a visit.
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Yes. I read some of these magazines when I was like, way too young. And I didn't know what some of the stuff was.
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I don't know if I read any of them. I wasn't I don't think I was super big on magazines. I pick one up every once in a while. But um, I felt weird. Taking those quizzes because I was like, I'm not supposed to do this. Because yeah, it's about like sex and stuff. So
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I was like, I'm gonna remember these for when I have sex.
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Tips for the bedroom. I read as a 13 year old. Um, so I guess we can kick it off with one that I have pulled up. This is a this may sound this is a Buzzfeed one. This may sound far fetched, but we know your relationships that is based off which holiday to you eat these desserts on? Oh, so yeah. So the first question is, when should you eat cake during birthdays? On Christmas? On Halloween? Or every day?
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Every day?
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Um, when should you chow down on some pie? Thanksgiving, Christmas? Never. Or don't limit me to one day.
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Don't limit me to one day. Yeah. Yeah, that's the obvious choice. Just pies for every occasion. Exactly.
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And there's also savory pies, so I guess they say so. Whatever. Um, when should you eat some ice cream? Memorial Day, Fourth of July. All summer long. Or all year round year round. Go with your round. It's kind of like almost a nightly routine for me. I'm working on it. When is eating cookies acceptable? Okay, I don't like the phrasing of my
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question. I know this is some should never
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be phobic shit. Yeah, this is on Christmas on Halloween. Never. I'm basically the Cookie Monster. 24/7. I'm going with that one. Yeah, but I'm a monster because
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that's like, so though, was growing up in the 90s it was just everything was so fucking fat shaming, like, yeah, so much easier now with Basel, Basel. body positivity. But, yeah, back then. It was like, if you eat things that aren't non fat, you're a bad person.
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Yeah. And like, this is a this had to be made in the 90s Whoa, October 11 2021. This ship is written my millennial. Oh my god. Um, yeah, it reminds me like, um, maybe we'll talk about the show sometimes too. But there was a show called, like, hot or not. And it was just like they had people like come on stage and the judges have like, determine if they're hot or not. And like, everyone on there was like in great shape and they would tell The girls like you know, you got just like a little, little flub or something. I'm just like, What the fuck dude like that chick is like she's hot. Okay, she's not I'm not. I'm it's harsh. Lastly, when is it okay to eat chocolate? Again? When is that? Okay? What do you mean? What is it? Okay?
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What the fuck is this quiz, a
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quiz. It's making me feel bad about myself. On Valentine's day, on Christmas on Easter, Forever and always, that's what I'm going with. Yeah. Wow. I'm so
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gay. You're a fatty for the results.
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So again, the premise of this quiz is, this may sound far fetched, but we know your relationship status. Okay, gone. Which holiday and it's not are
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you fat shaming?
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Are you single as a Pringle? You're living your best life just worrying about yourself and you wouldn't have it any other way. Maybe there's someone for you. Somewhere along the way. But for now you're chilling and having fun. What? Kind of offensive it's just like you like to eat a bunch of sweets all the time. You're single. Like, what if I can? Fuck you who? Who wrote this? Oh, no. Oh, man. Okay, this is a Community Contributor. Let me see if there's any like comments. Yeah, people are just kind of like posting the results. And this person's like, married. I'm 15. Like,
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you stupid quiz.
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online quiz. Okay, girl, come down. Fantasy found 17 says, I love how BuzzFeed thinks I'm single just because I'm a fatty who thinks who thinks pie and ice cream is an acceptable breakfast? Illumio. Alright, I believe sensible. It is. Okay, yeah, that's enough for the comments, I guess. Want to do one of your offices?
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Sure. So I have. This is from Redbook magazine, which is definitely one that had a lot of six tips in it that I was reading way too young. But this is what fall comfort food is your soul. A little quiz to determine where you fall on the spectrum of darkness to lightness. Or why you should what you should have for a snack at 4pm
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This is gonna be another fat shaming.
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Oh, crap. This one's pictures. I didn't think this through.
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I mean, is it just like, cookies and oh, okay,
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which sunset is your favorite? is the first question. I can try to do this. Let's see how it goes. So there's like a fall looking sunset. Maybe a little spooky pumpkins. There's a girl like jumping up with some leaves and it looks like a like tampon commercial or something. There's a an Eiffel Tower sunset. There's a sunset with some dolphins jumping. And
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Reishi like a spray shirt from Florida.
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Yes, exactly like that. And then there's palm trees.
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So the first two
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did you say what were the first two or one one of the first? Yeah, I'm gonna get worse do pumpkins? Which animal? Which animal speaks to you the most? There is a bulldog dressed as air. There's a dog in a seal costume. There's one of those weird cats. That's like a fancy cat but it's ugly.
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Like the flat face.
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Yeah. There's a baby giraffe a little baby bunny. That's like rolled over it looks cute. And then there's a sloth and it's like, one of those slots that like really looks like a person and it looks like it has a chili bowl haircut. With the area of Bulldog Yeah,
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that's one that's a good one. In the seal costume. That's like an animal seal or like
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kiss rose. Yeah, that would be an animal. Who's your favorite TV show? Mom. Gotta be honest. Don't know some of these Janelle
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from Teen Mom
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we've got Kate Plus eight that page for the carry haircut sheet. Yeah,
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no.
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what's the which show? From your wish list?
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60 Yeah, bewitched sample. There's the mom for married with children. About I don't know who the other three are. So we're gonna go with B which Yeah. Oh, here's some actual words. This is better material. What are you most craving right now on a physical level? Oh, we're getting into the red book. Yeah, that feeling after a good workout. A good book and a cashmere blanket. A nap? A soothing bubble bath and oaky wine and a How to Get Away with Murder marathon True Crime bit and a little afternoon the light if you know what I mean. Is
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this true crime marathon
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blood No, they're separate. Okay,
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I'm gonna go bubble bath. Yes nice. I just cleaned my tob with my new scrub daddy power paste. Oh, I
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didn't know scrub daddy had pace now. Yes, it
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works very well.
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check that out great. In the tobe,
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could it clean out some like coconut oil? Yes. That's a reference to our Halloween episode. You're actually making a call. Call back to our Halloween episode and we're talking about the person that got stuck in LA. Yeah. Top out. So go back and listen to that episode if you haven't heard it yet.
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Yeah. Just listened to it again because we need to get some sponsors. Yeah, pump up those numbers
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people. What's your favorite thing
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about fall? The smells of cedar and burnt oak. Thanksgiving side dishes. Orange juice at sunset. Wait, what's your favorite thing?
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orange shoes. Hughes okay, I was like, how was that like such a specific thing? Oh, like that. Okay.
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Sweater Weather net. Jumping in leaf piles are tailgating before football games. Okay, just the tailgating food.
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Yeah, I agree with that. It has food. I mean, I don't do like sports, but I'm counting
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to that's more Oh, it's already calculating our results.
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There should be like a horror movie tailgating thing. That would be cool.
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Oh, turns out we're apple cider doughnuts. Just like an endless endless Pinterest stream of ideas. Your soul is the best kind of perfectionist you live life with the satisfying sweetness of knowing what you finally got it just right. I feel like that sentence doesn't make sense. You like life varied and creative with lots of options to choose from before you settle down with just one but once you do you know it will be perfect because like five run on sentences
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is that like you comma like life? Or is it just like you like life? Like I like life? Um, can
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it doesn't have a comment you like life varied? Okay, so you like variety?
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Oh, okay. See what it's saying? Yeah, this
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is so badly written I don't know why I'm surprised would appear simple on the surface takes in artisan a lifetime to get just right.
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I don't understand what this
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what was this? What desert we
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will fall comfort food is your soul.
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I gotta be honest, like apple cider. I don't know like apple and cinnamon. Things are like the least. Delicious.
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I like cinnamon but Apple stuff. I don't really think Yeah, like apple cider
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filet got the worst comfort.
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Oh man, one of the cringy things that I found for Halloween that didn't make it to the show, because they weren't that interesting, but I was looking at different stuff. And one of the things that popped up was bobbing for apples. Like that is such a weird gross practice. Have you ever Yeah,
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I think I've done it once. Oh, but Yeah, cuz everyone's just sticking their face on layer and then their mouth juices and then someone comes behind you. Definitely not acceptable during COVID.
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No, I think it started so that you could find a mate. In the olden days. It was like, the woman would Bob first or something and then the guy would and I don't remember.
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That's fucking weird. Oh, yeah, let me know. I'm curious. bobbing for apples. That's what do you king in Scotland? Like poop. Snap up all night. That's what they call it in some places. Oh, yeah. During an annual celebration, young, unmarried people try to bite into an apple floating on water. Or hanging from a string on a line rather than a bowl of water. The the first person to bite into the Apple would be the next one to be allowed to marry. Just like you know, catching the bouquet but like, buying apples and apple. I guess the apples Fissel symbolizes you know, like, sexy stuff with fertility. Yeah, Adam and Eve. This snake. Um, so the next quiz I have is if you're down will reveal which iconic Halloween movie couple matches your current relationships.
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When you're single, I
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don't know why you have to be down to take this quiz. But we're going to pretend if you could go anywhere on a date with your significant other where would you go? Paris, New Zealand, Italy, Bahamas, Hawaii or Mexico? I don't have a passport. So I have to go to Hawaii. Do you have a preference? I would say
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what were the European options Paris,
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Italy. And then well, this isn't Europe but New Zealand. Oh, I'm also gonna choose Italy because like that's what I was gonna say the food. Yeah, but food in that town. That's like or Venice? Yeah, that's like, Oh, yeah. Drinking
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water. The past that before
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it goes away? Um, what is your ideal date night? Going to a restaurant, heading to the club and partying? Oh, yeah. Going to an amusement park. Going to the movies going out for ice cream going on a picnic. So the three that involve food. Yeah. And obviously going to the movies would be like a Alamo thing. So that has to have food too. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. I guess restaurant. I mean, that's like the dates that we do. Yeah, we don't really like go out and like do stuff.
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We're gonna paint some pottery together. actually did that one time was pretty fun. by yourself or with your friends.
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Oh, cool. Yeah, I've been thinking about because they're supposed to have flowers. There's a place around here that does like a pottery and wine night. Kind of like the painting and wine. So think about checking that out if you want to try that sometime. Um, how long have y'all been together for one year? Two years? A few months? Three ish years? Five plus years? I don't single lol. When you take let's talking quiz. Five plus years. Same. What's your favorite romantic movie? Don't Okay, so I'm not a big romantic movie person.
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Yeah, me either.
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I remember I went to go see. Dear John, in the movie theater, which ones that? That's one of those just like
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war movies for somebody dies.
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I don't think it was a war one. It was just like, I can't remember who the person is. But there was like a series of movies. I think by like the same person that came out, it came out in 2010. Oh, okay. It is a soldier when soldier meets an idealistic college students, a savannah, it's the beginning of a strong romance over the next seven tenuous. Or what the fuck word is that? Over the next seven years. And separated by John's increasingly dangerous deployment. The Lovers stay in touch with letters meeting in person only rarely, however, their correspondence triggers consequences that neither could foresee. Oh, yeah, I don't super remember it. But I just remember like laughing out loud in the theater at some parts. And there was like a part with like a horse stable and like she's tending to the horses, I think and then he just like shows up as this.
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Oh, man. Yeah. Sounds romantic.
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I can't. Can't do those movies. But anyway, what's your favorite? When Harry Met Sally, Titanic? The Notebook. 50 Shades of Grey. It's not a romantic movie. I thought he was like,
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yeah, he's like, abusive.
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Dirty Dancing and 10 Things I Hate About You. Um, I don't know. I guess 10 Things I Hate About You. I felt like there was maybe some redeemable things about that movie outside of it being like a romantic comedy. Yeah. I don't really remember it. Well, though.
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I don't either. I'm actually surprised how many movies in this category? Oh, really? I like Titanic.
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It's fun. Oh, yeah. Like Titanic to let's just pick Titanic.
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I like Dirty Dancing. That one's good. I haven't seen it. It's good. It's Patrick Swayze in his hottest period of life in this movie. Yeah.
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And it's like, the 80s Do the 50s You know, so. So that's funny. And then there was another movie that you said would you say before Titanic
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When Harry Met Sally? That one? I
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haven't seen the notebook. I'm gonna say it's kind of a guilty pleasure.
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Yeah, I watched it. Um, I remember watching it and let's I think old boyfriend got it for me.
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He's like, we're gonna get old and die again.
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And then you're gonna forgive me. So you want to go with Titanic for that one.
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I want to go with Dirty Dancing.
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Let's do that. Dirty dance. Titanic like not. I mean, I guess it's kind of romantic. But it's not really like, I don't feel like Jack and Rose were like, gonna get married if they ever
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were just being like, Oh, you're poor. I don't like this about you. Thing I drowned you in the cold ocean bitch.
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I would have of these yummy treats. Would you share with your significant other
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don't like the word? Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, really? I don't want to share either. Yeah, it's just I don't know. It sounds creepy.
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Huh? It's never bothered me. But I've never like taken a bite of something and been like yummy or something. But I'm just like, oh, this was like a yummy little thing. Um, I can't call dudes handsome. That's a weird one for me. Because like, I didn't grow up with brothers. So I wasn't really calling anyone handsome. Except for like my pets. Uh huh. So like, it just, it's just like a descriptor of pets for me. Like if I call a guy handsome. I feel like I'm being like, Oh, you like handsome little dog. But anyways, the options are ice cream, cupcakes, lava cake, cheese cake. chocolate covered strawberries. That one has an exclamation mark or milkshake. I'm kind of going lava cake. I was thinking lava cake too. What do you and your significant other like to do together? Watch movies together. Bone while we watch movies. Watch movies together. tell jokes
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like taking turns soon stand up. Like the living I'm cuddle. Go on fun adventures. dance or play video.
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Dance.
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Yeah, we definitely don't dance, play video games or watch movies.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go movies
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movies choose a house to move into with your boo so the first house is kind of like a geometrically modern kind of house with like a black roof and kind of like a gray wooded exterior with a balcony the second house or I'm just saying consider this one it just looks like a basic bitch like house with like a chimney and porch. The other one is a fucking huge mansion. That's really nice and it has a some kind of expensive car parked in the front. The next one is like a more Victorian style mansion. That looks a little spooky, but only because they the way they edited the Okay, this one's also a basic bench house. And then the other one is kind of like a smaller, modern tiny home with a pool. I'm gonna go for that spooky Victorian.
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Sounds like a good choice. Is your laptop a touchscreen? Yes, I just noticed that.
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I'm pretending I think I'm cool. Man, that sounds like a bitch. I wasn't
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going to do these quizzes.
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fav date night meal? Salad. What? Like why? No. Okay, so let's find even an option for us. Chicken salmon, pasta steak or pizza. Mango steak. Yeah. Lastly, which is your favorite Halloween couple costume? Okay, here we go. Ariel and Prince Eric. anything scary. Mario and Princess Peach. Mr. and Miss incredible. Woody and Jessie. Harley in the Joker. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm actually kind of happy with this result. So um, just to recap, if you're down, we'll reveal which iconic Halloween movie couple matches your current relationships vibe. And I'm just gonna say I didn't know that this was a Halloween movie. I thought it was just a movie. Edward Scissorhands and Kim. Oh, nice. You two were made for each other. Even though you're complete opposites. You totally understand each other? That's rare and super beautiful. Um, I would not say my husband and I are like that drastically different from each other. Um, but yeah, good times.
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So I have a quiz. This is from I guess it's Marie Claire. I don't think it would be more
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Mary's dessert.
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It's a magazine. This is the ultimate celeb boyfriend quiz in is Brad Pitt the man for you? Or are you more of a James Franco kind of girl? Take this quiz to see which star bow is best suited for you.
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Who was the first guy they said Brad Pitt? Okay. Yeah,
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I had to do this one next. Since here we're talking about Dear John. Find out which celebrity heartthrob we. Okay, your first ideal date is a romantic dinner at a French restaurant followed by a carriage ride and the nuggets.
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I would only just imagine like you're taking the bag guests onto book carriage writing like sorts,
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or feeding into the horse.
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I feel bad for this horses.
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I know. Like their life must be difficult.
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I agree.
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A home cooked dinner prepared by my date. A trip to the local comedy cabaret where they always pull audience members up on stage. Nope, nope. That one right on a night of gallery hopping it capped off with a party in an underground dance club. Dance Club ruined it for me man. These people
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are so ambitious.
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Tickets to an NBA game, or better yet a monster truck rally I'm gonna go with monster truck rally yeah always wanting to do that. Yeah. Your second choice would be the banner bigots
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guy make me food
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which are your ideal vacation would be a safari trip across the Serengeti? No. A volunteer vacation where we get to rebuild rebuild homes in Chile. And I'm just going to add in there for the Lord.
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Hardly a vacation.
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Okay. museum tour of Italy hitting. I don't know what this word is something in Florence. I don't know what any of these words are.
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Well, that goes with the other choice that we picked from you know, go on to Italy with your, you know, significant other. Sorry, what were the other choices?
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Oh, a sexy beach holiday in Costa Rica or
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insert Adam and Eve
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here once we got enough listeners, we could get an Adam or get Adam and Eve to sponsor and Jamie's advertisement for that is gonna be do you like sexy clothes?
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And that's all I got.
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But now we can't mention Adam and Eve again until they sponsor us.
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Yeah, so we're not. Not sponsored.
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Get on a tour. Oh, an eating tour of New York City including the city's best slice of pie pizza in the desert variety. Huh? I'm going to do that one. Yeah, that sounds pretty dope. Your favorite movies are heartwarming family stories. That's going to be a no for both of us. See the Halloween story I told you about my mom saying the teenage boys want candy for me. action flicks, rom coms, knee slapping comedies, or indie films. Go indie films as douchey as that sounds like a
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ninja with that. It just makes me think of one of my sunshine, which I have not seen yet. But like, nobody. I don't think anybody wants to watch it again. So like, I want to I see it by myself.
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I don't really remember it. The most important quality in a guy is creative. He's got to have an artistic spirit.
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To say no, cuz that's gonna come with fedora.
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Yeah, we've both had fringe experiences with artsy guys. Passion, he needs to have a zest for life. See,
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that also falls under like Fedora. Yeah, that
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makes me think of a guy in a silk shirt.
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With like the top three buttons, buttons,
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yes. Definitely not. Strength. I love feeling protected and safe. Okay, weird.
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They have a lab like
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compassion needs to be caring and kind. A good sense of humor. If we can't laugh together, it's not gonna work. I'm gonna go with that. Yeah,
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I agree.
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The most important thing in life is my family and friends.
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True love
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laughing and having fun culture, such as art, music, fashion and self expression. Or living life to the fullest? I guess I'd say laughing and having fun.
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Yeah, I mean that that feels like living life to the fullest me.
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Live laugh love, you know? A little
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Trillo Oh, wait, that's what last podcast that's right. Do they say Triple L I don't know if someone else says Triple L if I did. I didn't mean to steal it. All right.
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Wow, copyright and remember the last podcast thing? Where would you miss like to live? This answer makes me want to punch is Texas an option? Anywhere I travel is home know the kind of person that would say that is annoying.
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That makes me want to like Yeah, well, again, I cannot roll my eyes in
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New York City, Montana or Colorado anywhere with easy access to mountains and rivers. That was
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to say marijuana
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a cosmopolitan city like Paris or Berlin or ideally I'd like to stay close to my family I'm going Colorado
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yeah
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the guys you date are usually totally guys guys do shoes
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it's like a bro How can you date him when he's hanging out with his bros
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Saturdays are for the boys in that show overly romantic and super sexy. That's again so wild and untamed dramatic types Vox No,
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no, that's that sounds annoying as fuck. Like, I want my friends like that.
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No, that's crazy. People want class clowns or down to earth caretakers
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miking shaming? No. That's the thing for some people. Class Clown.
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Yeah, I'm going class clown because I don't want anybody changing my diaper.
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Myself. was like someone just coming up trying to change your diaper. Excuse me.
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Again, not King shaming thing, where people are in adult baby. Like I've seen a couple documentaries on that. And it's just it's so weird when you've
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seen some stuff like that on TLC, but like, they didn't display it as like a king class. This display ended as just like a guy that just liked being a baby. Oh, yeah, there might have been a girl. I'm pretty sure there was a whole kink thing in there that they just
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yeah, the ones that I saw. They flat out talked about how it was. And all of them were very adamant. They're like, there's not a sexual aspect to it. It's just like a power dynamic or something. And I'm like, you're trying real hard to not make it Yeah.
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One of the other ones I remember the most because they did have like a one that was like a I don't think this was My Strange Addiction. But it was like, basically like a sex version of like, my pony play on common kink? I don't know. But I remember the most was like this balloon guy. Yeah, he just like when they pop and stuff and then like, like, weirdly, I felt really happy for him when he like went to his first like meetup and there was like a It was not my thing. But I just remember there's like people and balloons and stuff. And I was just like, good for you. Yeah. Good for you. You like found found something and people to share? It was?
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Yeah, I would be in the lunar group that wouldn't want the popping. I hate the sound. Popping.
Unknown Speaker 38:25
Yeah, it would um, I would just for some reason be like, is someone gonna get in trouble? Don't yell at me. Loud noise Yeah. Yelling
Unknown Speaker 38:39
if you could switch jobs. So the first answer is yo, okay, you can do the first dancer then. A poet.
Unknown Speaker 38:52
Maya just got big no.
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professional athlete. Here's another good one.
Unknown Speaker 39:00
I mean, are like CrossFit or like aerial considered athlete because I do that. Yeah, if you could be a famous aerial areolar
Unknown Speaker 39:15
sounds like Ariel. a preschool teacher. Ah, a TV star. Or a nightclub? impresario I have no idea if I'm saying that right. Oh, gallery
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owner. gallery owner. The rest of sound to
Unknown Speaker 39:38
you have to be nightclub person or gallery owner. Oh, same.
Unknown Speaker 39:42
Oh, is it a nightclub owner or like, does it like a influencer person because they have those people that just like go out and like hype up clubs. And I would not be good at that.
Unknown Speaker 39:59
Hey, Everybody come to the gallery. Let's dance you have your sexy clothes.
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Bring your dancing shoes. Your orange shoes for the
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which best describes your sense of style? None. Yeah, mine's like pajamas. Whatever, let's maybe active I wear clothes. I can really move in. Oh, this one's you fresh, modern and on trend. Oh, thank you.
Unknown Speaker 40:42
Quirky I love bright colors and patterns. And I don't take myself too seriously. warm and comfortable. Oops, accidentally clicked one. So it took the other ones away. Oh, well,
Unknown Speaker 40:56
um, the mic being what was the first one was like, being active or being able to be active all the time. Um, so I pretty much always have to wear tennis shoes, because I'm just like, I need to be prepared. If I'm in a scenario that I have to like, fucking run. Whether that be I'm getting pursued by someone with a knife, or like running from the law, or I don't know. I mean, I'm probably not gonna, like get in trouble by the cops anymore. Like, that makes sense. Like, I need to be safe. But um, someone also brought up a point that if you were wearing high heels, you could use those as a weapon. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 41:43
That's cool, high heel to the I mean, bad and be fucking brutal.
Unknown Speaker 41:47
And like I was thinking earlier to kind of in the same vein about like, I don't have any tattoos yet. And I was like, I was like, Maybe I shouldn't get a tattoo because if I ever want to, like start a life of crime, then I have identifying markers. But then I was like, incredibly unlikely one of the centuries. It's incredibly unlikely, especially since I've talked about it now. But I'm done. I was like, shit, like, I want identifying markers now because it's more likely that I might get kidnapped or murdered and like dumped somewhere like, I want an identifying tattoo. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, so I'm sorry. Continue with the quiz. I just felt like you could relate to that.
Unknown Speaker 42:34
Definitely. You broke up with your last boyfriend because they were he wasn't able to think outside the box. He didn't know how to change a tire. Really? I love that judgmental I wanted Yeah. He was way too serious. There was no spark between us. Or he was really insensitive. That one Yeah. That one too. When it comes to looks your ideal mate his muscles muscles muscles.
Unknown Speaker 43:16
Oh, do much muscles is just disgusting. To me. That's just a personal thing. I'm not trying to muscle shame people but I'm just saying I'm not going to be going to pick out some people at a like muscle pageant or bodybuilder.
Unknown Speaker 43:45
Cue and maybe a bit plump, More to Love. Skinny and slightly nerdy, tall, dark and handsome or clean cut and straight laced.
Unknown Speaker 43:59
So the nerdy one reminds me of a joke I used to tell. Um I like my men like I like my coffee. pale and weak. I don't know if it's actually good or not. But that was how I
Unknown Speaker 44:17
yeah, I feel like I can't really pick because some of them I would kind of Mitch mix and match the qualities that are in here. So I'm just gonna pick one and move on. Like tall, dark and handsome even though that's not really me. Well, his blonde but otherwise Yeah, actually got one of my celeb crushes. Oh, so I'll preface this by saying I typically go for either like pretty, like clean cut like boy next door types or I'm attracted to just like, like face tattoo. Like, looks like so this is one of my wholesome crushes, which is Paul read?
Unknown Speaker 45:08
Yeah. Yeah, he was kind of adorable. So
Unknown Speaker 45:13
there's another probably poorly worded explanation. Sex is great and all but if you can't make, but if he can't make Okay, let me start over 60 is great and all, but it can't make you spit out your drink and double over with laughter and really laughter is the most important way to keep a relationship fresh and exciting. That's why you love a guy like Paul Rudd. He's got the sharp wit and personality to charm and surprise. Just be sure to keep that sense of humor when you are on the receiving end of his teasing now and then.
Unknown Speaker 45:54
Still make fun of me. Sometimes. So me and Brandon tease each other a lot. And then sometimes I don't realize etc. And I'm like, I do that. Like, are you serious? Are you joking? No, he's like, I'm joking. Making sure you still love me. Got to do it. Because if one day you ever actually do things, which you never will.
Unknown Speaker 46:26
It would be an awkward time to break up just like well actually now that you think.
Unknown Speaker 46:35
Actually, I'm not kidding. Get out of here. But um, so the next um, quiz I have and this is the last one I have is which slasher dude is your soulmate based on this quiz? Oh, and I partly clicked on it because they had the two dudes from the first scream in it. That were spoiler alert. They're they're the killers.
Unknown Speaker 47:05
Oh, was like Matthew Lillard isn't Yeah, Matthew Lillard and
Unknown Speaker 47:11
the other guy. I can't remember his name on it. Look it up real quick. But he has like the hair kind of like you were talking about this kind of like split down the middle. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 47:23
So in the movie, he's Billy lumens, but it's, uh, his real name is skeet over, skeet. I didn't know that was the name.
Unknown Speaker 47:33
Hopefully it's a name gate.
Unknown Speaker 47:37
But yeah, so there are a couple of cuties as well. So let's, um, so the first question is, what would you name your boat if you had one? Yeah, this is totally a drifter. Whether bird escape, or the Codfather for like The Godfather. Yeah, that's a pun. Yeah. Escape. Sounds like a very creepy name for a blue.
Unknown Speaker 48:08
It does. Like you're dumping dead bodies.
Unknown Speaker 48:10
Yeah. Um, what's the closest thing to real magic? Love, just drank? Money die or technology? I'm gonna say technology is pretty magical. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 48:23
I don't know how the internet works.
Unknown Speaker 48:25
Because I'm a I'm a computer whiz or I'm on wizard. Which fictional character would be kind of boring to me in real life? Hermione Granger. Sherlock Holmes. Edward Cullen or Matilda warm wood. I don't. Oh, wait, Matilda, like from the show Matilda, or movie. Yeah. She'd be dope to
Unknown Speaker 48:55
me. Yeah. And I would want to meet Edward Cohen. The wife.
Unknown Speaker 48:59
Yeah, cuz he's super shiny and stuff. Yeah. And maybe he can find me somewhere. I don't feel like Hermione would be boring. So she kind of a bitch. I mean, kind of, but I feel like she learned how to socialize. Certainly. I feel like Sherlock Holmes might be interesting, but he kind of feels like the kind of type of guy that like if you just hang out with them. He's just gonna talk about like all the shit that like he knows. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm gonna go with him. Pick a backhanded compliment. Yeah. Not intended for use in real life. Fuck you. Oh, I like your hair styled like that. Oh, wait, hold on. Let me start my voice. I like your hair styled like that. You should do it every day. I like that you're confident no matter what. Oh, that one is good. That's like the I don't know if you dress like that every day. That's my comfortable clothes. You look so good. I didn't recognize you. You look so healthy. I don't stop back end.
Unknown Speaker 50:20
I think it means like,
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maybe large. Oh, like, Oh, you look like you or something. Yeah. You've put on some. Yeah. Okay, I see. Um, I'll do I like that you're competent no matter what. Pick one person to vote off an island. I already have my choice. Tom Cruise, Oprah Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian. Oh, gosh. I kind of say fuck Tom Cruise because he's a Scientologist.
Unknown Speaker 50:53
I was gonna say me maybe? Yes. He may be interesting to keep so you could like taunt him about Scientology. Hmm. Or keep
Unknown Speaker 51:03
around as like a sacrifice. Yeah. Oprah I don't think I would vote her out. I feel like she would help solve problems. Yeah. Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian. I don't know much about either of them to really.
Unknown Speaker 51:24
I would say Kim Kardashian. She's probably so spoiled to be like, I don't want to eat a coconut.
Unknown Speaker 51:34
And we'd have to like maintenance her. Yeah, my mom. My mom likes the Kardashians and like, for a while she'd uh, give me updates on the show or tell me what happened. I'm like, I don't fucking care.
Unknown Speaker 51:50
I watched it when it first came out a long time ago. I was into it. But now I'm just like, I'm so over it. Like you all look the same. You're always doing the same shit. And having kids I don't care anymore.
Unknown Speaker 52:05
It's yeah, it's not weird drama loop for me. Um, pick a conspiracy theory. Aliens work with the government. Mermaids live in them doing the triangle. Birds are robots. That was my favorite one. Or ghosts are real. I like the birds like the birds to whom that might get us something Alford hitch cocky. Oh. Were you ever scared of a holiday mascot? Tooth Fairy Santa? No, I wasn't or the Easter Bunny. I don't think I wasn't. I wasn't scared of any of them. But I was scared of like mascot people like Ruby, Chucky Cheese. I remember going there and then hiding under the table. And then like the Italian chef guy, like poked his head under the table trying to be like, Oh, it's okay. But you know, I was like I recently got the Easter Bunny, because that's most like, actual mascot he yo. Um, so we so again, the question is which slasher dude is your soulmate? Based on this quiz? We got Stu. Mash from Ghostface which is a Lillard. Lillard boy can't remember. Matthew. Yes. So you're unpredictable and still would love that about you. I mean, no one really knows what you're about to do or say, and that's what makes you so funny. you'd survive scream because stew would definitely be head over heels for you. Nice, I gotta say to like, um, so he was one of my favorite characters in that movie. And Matthew Lillard did such a great job. He has some improv stuff in that movie, and I didn't know that one of the improv scenes, that's my favorite is like, so after he's, you know, they stabbed themselves or whatever. And he's just like, I think I'm really dying man. So good, so good. Oh, well, yeah, that was my last quiz that I had. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 54:22
I guess this is another very clear one. Wasn't very diverse in my women's magazines. Okay, what's your ideal night out? Sophisticated soiree dinner with the girls going to the movies or partying around town? That's definitely
Unknown Speaker 54:48
whatever one of the ones that had food in it, dinner.
Unknown Speaker 54:51
Yeah, let's eat dinner with the girls. The girls. If your life was a movie genre, what would it be? comedy. It's just a joke. I agree we'll choose that one not that your life is.
Unknown Speaker 55:10
Or the other options like interesting or,
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like Fantasy, Romance and action whose movie whose life would be a fuckin action movie?
Unknown Speaker 55:18
Yeah.
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How do you deal with a challenge accepted and move on? Attack it straight on. Ask friends for advice, or make a detailed plan to deal with it.
Unknown Speaker 55:30
The first two sounded the same. But I am definitely the last one.
Unknown Speaker 55:37
Oh, no What I am so I'm just gonna pick one. What are your most likely or what are you most likely to spend extra money on?
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donate food?
Unknown Speaker 55:51
No. Wish. donate to charity and exotic vacation gifts for your besties or save it? You never know when you might need it later. about food
Unknown Speaker 56:08
I know. Maybe save it some options
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for food. What animal do you most identify with?
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Puppy, no, Cheetah,
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lion or dolphin? Like any of those?
Unknown Speaker 56:23
I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 56:28
Just gonna pick dolphin.
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Like Mira animal.
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Which social network Do you like the most? Twitter Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram,
Unknown Speaker 56:41
Instagram. I know both of our answers.
Unknown Speaker 56:46
What are you drinking wine vodka, Margarita champagne, vodka.
Unknown Speaker 56:53
A Whipped vodka and Mountain Dew used to be like my go to drink. Oh, very interesting. went to parties sometimes.
Unknown Speaker 57:03
We should drink that on the podcast and review it.
Unknown Speaker 57:08
It's been a while quite a while
Unknown Speaker 57:09
since I feel like it would be so sugary.
Unknown Speaker 57:14
Yeah, I would always use the pinnacle vodkas. Oh, yeah. I think those have sugar. Quite a bit of sugar in them. But yep, give me all hopped up. Cool Mountain Day.
Unknown Speaker 57:25
So we got crazy in love. Beyonce is one of my favorite Beyonce.
Unknown Speaker 57:29
Yeah, I need to look up need to refresh myself on what that video looks like.
Unknown Speaker 57:34
He I don't know if I knew the video. But men want you and women in view. You can catch the heart of anyone you desire just like Bay did to hubby Jay Z and gives B
Unknown Speaker 57:48
lock him down. Okay, so this is the one where she is in the white tank top and the blue shorts. Hmm,
Unknown Speaker 57:58
I have to watch it later. I don't know if I know the video.
Unknown Speaker 58:01
It allows come in different ways and brand now. I was I'm not gonna lie. It was kind of going in for lemonade. Beyonce, but I'll take this to
Unknown Speaker 58:12
polish it we could see what are the other options were?
Unknown Speaker 58:17
Yeah, now I just really want some fucking chicken wings. Really bad. I just I clicked on like, a tab that's like so BuzzFeed has like their food kind of related thing called tasty. Oh, um, so I clicked on that and like, Oh God, I'm just being like inundated with tons of food pictures that look really fucking good. I
Unknown Speaker 58:44
am so in love with Chick. JJ. Jamie loves chicken
Unknown Speaker 58:52
crazy flatbread bread. Yeah, I'm making a brisket tomorrow. So I'm excited for that. Oh, nice. Anyway, enough about the food talk. So pretty much I remember one time um, it kind of made me feel bad because like so my. So I got like a card or whatever with a spank and then my dad was like, you spend too much money on food and so he was like go into your your bank and like look at the stats because it would like break down like the categories. And he was like, Well, how much money you spend on food. And I was like no, like I need to you have to have it to live. Yeah, I needed to live good. But I mean also like, I don't know, something wrong with that. God damn, it was my money.
Unknown Speaker 59:51
Our parents really helped shape us into not extremely anxious or self conscious people. So thanks for that. Yo
Unknown Speaker 1:00:00
We will without that we wouldn't have this podcast that's true. So rewind I'm gonna flip it I'm gonna flip it on reverse it yeah um,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:20
I just know the edited version and like when they have an elephant Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:26
he got a big let me work it. Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of videos that are like, it takes like a not like a childhood song but a song that came out when we were younger and would sing and then like, it's like, listen to the lyrics now like as an adult, like the one that's uh, what would you do if you saw the picture? Like,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:48
gah, gah Yeah, and then that third day blind one. Semi charmed kind of lie. Oh, and it's like doing crystal meth to lift you up and tell you
Unknown Speaker 1:01:00
won't stop. I actually started trying to memorize those lyrics so I can do so you can attempt to, but I was thinking of a karaoke. Style stuck. I'm probably never going to go to karaoke but I feel like I need to have something prepared just in case and like the only thing I have is super bass by Nicki Minaj.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:23
So do you want to give us a little sample? Jamie Jamie get a drink of water. In clear. Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee form of Whirlpool it's
Unknown Speaker 1:01:38
been a while since I've done it so I hope I remember the lyrics alright. This one is for the boys of the boomer system top down AC with the coolest system when he pulled in the club you blazing up got stacks on deck like he saved up any ill he real? He might get a deal. He popped bottles and he got the right kind of bill. He called he dope. He might sell coke. He's always in the air but he never fly coach. He's a motherfucking strip so we'll have the ship ship. Like a drip drip scoops will kiss him on the loop loop. That's kind of what I was looking for. And yes, you get slapped if you look in hell, I mean, excuse me, y'all hell of a guy I mean my mama my like Pelican fly. So shine. I'm loving your tie, like sick a guy with a thing. When is it? Oh, yes, I did. Yes, I did. Somebody told me the FIS I am Nicki Minaj back. Wait. I oh. Oh, I don't remember the lyrics.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:23
I get impressed right now.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:26
Thank you. Thank you. We'll see if that stays Yeah, so that'll be a good thing. That's a good note to end on. So we'll be back soon.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:41
Jamie's gonna learn some more songs today.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:45
Thank you. I know maybe that will get it make it into another pocket episode. Stay tuned for the semi charmed kind of life. edition. And
Unknown Speaker 1:02:56
yeah, bye bye. That was really good. Yeah.
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