Bite this episode open and grind your teeth about how much work sucks! Teena joins the ladies again as they talk through some shitty work stories (in all meanings of the word) and a splash of urine therapy.
Bite this episode open and grind your teeth about how much work sucks! Teena joins the ladies again as they talk through some shitty work stories (in all meanings of the word) and a splash of urine therapy.
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I went to a work event thing the other day. And they had us do like one of those team building activities where you had to like build a tower out of like spaghetti noodles and they give you like, oh, and like they give you this long piece of string and some tape. They didn't give us anything to cut it with. So like as I was doing it, I just thought it was natural to just bite it my thought media and then I quickly realized by the looks at everyone at my table all right, I feel like I'm just like solidifying some self diagnosis is
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there definitely two types of people. There's the teeth opening cutting, which is me. And you and the people that look down on it.
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I'm like, it's like the thing. I mean, you should see my bottles at home. They're just like, punched open. Like if I couldn't peel it off. Like, it's Yeah. Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
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Welcome. to the teeth Podcast.
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I'm Jamie.
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I'm Alyssa. We have a very special guest here today.
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do you wanna introduce yourself? I'm Teena.
Yay,Teena!
Teena and I worked together at the worst job I've ever had. than her and a couple friends. It was fucking awful. Was it the worst job you've ever had? Or no. It's pretty close. Yeah. I think so. It's a local nonprofit that likes to act like they're so nice. And but they treat their workers like shit. Yeah.
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Chris also worked there, right? Yep, yep. Briefly. Yeah.
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He was smart and got out.
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You haven't listened to those episodes. Go back. Go back. So today's theme is going to be kind of work shit talk related, I guess. Yeah. And just awful, awful experiences in general gross experiences. So trigger warning for the group.
Unknown Speaker 2:35
Maybe a little bit medical because the thing Tina and I worked at was medical. You know, some? It gets there. Do you? Well, we can give you some time before you tell your traumatic poop story if you want. Do you need to warm up? So would you like to tell the listeners what happened? Or oh, hell,
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okay. So
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it was a normal day, like any other day. Until this
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until it was? Well, so one of the donors decided to have a little reaction. It was super shitty.
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Literally an allergic reaction,
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right? an allergic reaction
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allergic rate. Yeah,
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it was a reaction to like an anticoagulant that we gave her. And I've never seen anyone have this reaction to it before.
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Nor would I like to again.
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So basically, Tina was in the bathroom with this lady that just
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well, she says, I gotta go to the bathroom. And I'm like, Oh my gosh, you just donate and we gotta wait a minute. What if he you know, you get lightheaded? She goes I gotta go. Oh, I already went. Oh, it's going up my bat. Oh.
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Did you see about how far okay
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so I tried to keep her dignity, you know? Yeah, wrap her up. And we headed to the potty. Put her in the chair. She stood up from the wheelchair and yeah, I saw her lunch her dinner from the night before.
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Oh my god, there was
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corn kernels. There was corn.
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That's what I imagined it was so forth. Two fucking hours.
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It was insane. And like the place we worked there was only like one stall for women and one stall for man.
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In front of all of the beds. Yeah. So
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embarrassing. It was like in plain view, like people knew what was going on.
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Like covered Hurry up and try to keep her you know, shit from falling out.
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But the smell and like, oh, people had to have no.
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How could you? Like I when I got home that day I felt like I smelt like her shit. Like I wanted to boil myself know like I don't know I'm sure it was embarrassing for her it was embarrassing for me. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 5:27
Well trying to like, like you said like, keep somebody's dignity and like be professional but like, like Tina said it was like all over
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like I probably her natural instinct was to like, try to help. Every time she would like try to help it would go everywhere so I finally had to say ma'am, stop touching it and let me help you. I got this. I have gloves on clearly thank God. I think we used almost all the paper towels from the paper. And I thank God for masks.
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Oh man. Yeah.
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Because even through all of that, I was like, Oh
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yeah, I was lucky that you had a mask on because what it felt like
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she thought it was super shitty. That was a shitty
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making fun of this lady. situation.
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When you like the shit that we had to?
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Yeah, if you're gonna donate blood or plasma or anything, read about it. You're aware what you need to do prepare yourself,
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wear a diaper maybe?
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Ideally,
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I was, I don't know, like care. And when I would donate I'm I'll give me the Gatorade, but my feet up.
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Or just smart because they don't want to shake your pan.
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I'm not having a reaction and shitting myself.
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At one time, there was a guy that had an accident. And I felt bad for him. But he was like, you know, like a manly man. Kind of like redneck ish guy. So he was like, super embarrassed and like, he didn't Don't poop. Baby. He peed his pants. And so like it was I mean, you could see it on his pants. And he didn't want to get up because you know of that. And I mean, he sit there like, all day. And I'm like, I mean, do you want like a gown to put on like we had like those like lab coat things. And he just like, was sitting there contemplating his wife choices, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 7:46
Man, he would not be able to survive being a teenage girl. Having your period just like leak through your pants all the time. Like
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no idea. I remember wearing white pants to school in junior high.
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Oh, man.
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I stood up. And I was like, oh my God looked at the chair and like, yeah.
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Yeah. What happened after that? So
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went to the bathroom. My friend gave me a shirt to tie around my waist. Good friend called my mom dropped me off some pants to take me home for the day. Yeah, no, I wouldn't
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have to my mom wouldn't pick me up or drop anything off like figure
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it out. Work. Austin.
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That's when you still had to put like a quarter or whatever in the machine again.
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They should put fucking tamped shit like that for free in schools like now,
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but know nothing about it
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was a period.
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And like I had he had shaved Yeah, like the first time i i started my period the first day. And then, um, I went to the nurse's office and it was so weird because like, the lights were off and she was just like, trying to keep the door closed, like, trying to open it and she was just like, I'm on lunch or like, whenever I was like, I started my period.
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She's like, god dammit.
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Kids, figure it out. Just hand me a pad through
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the door. I have a funny period story about my granddaughter's girls are hilarious.
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Would they be okay with you sharing it? Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:32
It's hilarious. My mom would die. Okay, so we have a family member who just had a baby recently, and my daughter was trying to explain to her oldest like, she's gonna have a C section. She's not. She's like, well, I thought that they just you could only have it this way. And she says no. Oh, yeah, you can do it. You know, they have to cut your tummy up and she goes, I thought they came out of your butthole
Unknown Speaker 10:11
Okay, so she's like, No, no, you know, explaining to her like there's three parts with a woman. And she's like, oh, oh up here, okay a period and then your vagina. She calls it up but your girls are fighting. And the younger one says, Oh, you kicked me in my period in my period
Unknown Speaker 10:48
Yeah, Tina looking like a young woman having grandkids
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so shout for her. Y'all are the best say it again.
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You look young. You look like your kids would be really young. I'm young.
Unknown Speaker 11:06
Speaking of sorry, were you gonna say something that was gonna drink on my mouth? I thought you were like holding up your hand. Jamie our old boss was also a mom. I thought Tina and I could talk about her because she was raunchy as she was trashy as fuck. Like, she had really bad asthma. We'll call her Barney.
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Just imagining a rocky person with asthma was funny to me for some reason, because I felt like
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she kept some drawl cigarettes and her bra and would be like doing her inhaler and then go outside. Cigarettes so you know,
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they stunk.
Unknown Speaker 12:02
Journals are nasty. Just imagine like some, like a nasty person trying to be sexy. Just like,
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Yeah, that's exactly how it was.
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That was her and like, she pretty much didn't believe in COVID. And so she'd be hacking and not have a mask on. That mean, this was like early days. COVID two and that's it was scary.
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Yeah. She had nasty came boundaries.
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Yeah. Do you want to tell me the thing she told you?
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Your office one day and mind you she is my boss. Yeah. And she
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would bring us in and just like chat, like she didn't like working. She would just like bring us in to talk like, let's cuddle Bye.
Unknown Speaker 12:44
I think she didn't have a life really. But one time she was talking to me about oral sex with her ex husband. I swear to god my head says a fortune. I have an invisible sign that says talk to me.
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Tell me Tell me yeah, all the time. He got I mean I love it.
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So we're talking and I'm like just listening. She goes oh yeah, sometimes he would make me so mad. When he's going down on me I would just fart in his face I seriously just stop
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and this wasn't 20 years ago this was like a year and a half ago
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what makes you think that you can be that comfortable with me and say that
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I also just I just find it incredible that she's able to like save a part for something like that. Oh yeah, you like manage that night it's going down like
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you know what? You pissed me off you didn't get my shed the grocery store. I'm gonna
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we're having bean soup for dinner.
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Yeah and while you're there so yeah, she knows the grading though.
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Right? Yeah fucked up yeah, this was I mean
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that Jamie
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I don't know if I can
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try to make it some other shit that she told me because she would just talk about anything
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she reminds me of my grandma he isn't he tall so he has his dicks too big
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I will say I love an old lady that will just say anything. I mean, that's gonna be me one day. Like no work. I'm like, why are you saying I was at work? I know
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like yeah, That was that was not good.
Unknown Speaker 15:03
Do you guys have any anything else related to this boss?
Unknown Speaker 15:07
Juicy deets. Yeah, I'll try to remember some more stuff. Like, I'm sure some stuff will come up like as we're talking but
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yeah, I can't remember that was I think
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it out so no, sorry. No, no, no, I was just gonna say this was the same bitch that like I had got like, I don't even want to say promotion because it was like I got like 50 cents more an hour but I was like doing some stuff and like I had to get trained on it. And then you know, I got signed off and I could do it on my own. And I hadn't got that money for it. Like that money hadn't been added to my paycheck and I talked to her about it. And she was just like, yeah, like, we'll figure it out and didn't really seem to care. And so I was like, hey, like, I'm not going to do this thing. If I'm not getting paid for it. Yeah. And then she was like your teammates, you're gonna let your teammates down? I'm like, then give me the money.
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She's like, I'll do it. And then she tells me to be honest with you. I can't remember how to do it. So I have to wait the shit out of Alyssa.
Unknown Speaker 16:21
Yeah, she didn't even know how to do it. She wasn't even gonna like work on it or anything. She was like you're you do all the work for it.
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And just Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 16:33
Fuck you, Bonnie. 20 years, dude, and she got fired like, damn, yeah, she's prepared for doing shit like that. Oh, like,
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man, it took that fucking
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Yeah, yeah. Who knows what else she did?
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Yeah, who knows? Well, we're not there anymore.
Unknown Speaker 16:58
Have you had any bosses that have done some weird shit like that? Yeah. So
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um, I had one boss. So this is more than just like, being a shitty human being kind of shitty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we went to have dinner at this, like, fancy place with, like, the owner of our company or whatever, like the parent company or whatever. And it was the super fucking old, like, sleazy kind of guy. But, you know, he's like, Richard, like, super old, gross. And like him and his wife are like Swingers, and they like, they kind of like pay for, like, a young person, I guess to kind of like, swing with them. Yeah. So I've heard. Um, but we saw Yeah, we were at this dinner. And he was being like, super inappropriate with me like, the whole time.
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Those guys asked me Do
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you like I kind of blocked some of it out, I guess. But I remember one of the times he was like, oh, like, me, you and the woman waitress could get a room and have a massage or tois. Yeah. Everybody to made everyone so uncomfortable that some people actually took video of it. And yeah, and then I even Oh, hold on. Well, let me let me. I'll get to that principle in a minute. Sorry. I'm like 1010 parts of this are coming to my head. Um, but yeah, and then he also said something about like, oh, yeah, you could come come to work in a bikini. I had I was like, and I didn't know what to do. So I like kind of deflected to my boss to kind of like, oh, save me. Yeah. And like because like I'm like the only girl there so I didn't have like, like, like women to just sneak off with and just like disguise a fucking tool. So yeah, it's kind of like the fight flight. It's by boss. I was like, oh, maybe maybe he could come in and and bikini or whatever. And like, cool. And he was just like, yeah, maybe ha ha. And then when we were all leaving walking to our cars, because like it was me my boss and like, the two other guys that work there. Were walking. And then my boss boss goes, Yeah, you know, Jamie, um, you really like put me on the spot and embarrass me there. Whenever you said that. I was like said what? Like what did it like? I was trying to think like, yeah, I was like, I say to my boss, I was like, so insulting. He was like, the thing about the bikini and I was like, hold on. Well, I think I'm about to faint because like, what the fuck like, you're the one that feels hurt in
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this situation, right? Yeah, so obviously it was a joke like a man's not gonna come wear a bikini. Yeah. I hate these motherfuckers
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and I was just kind of like dumbfounded. I didn't really know what to say. But like, luckily One of the other guys I work with, like, I was a little closer with and heard and he was like, Dude, are you kidding me? Like she was the one like, put on? Good, like getting like, fucked over and stuff. Yeah. And so later that later that week I went in the office, I was like, you know, I was kind of thinking about it and talk to my boss about it. And I was like, I kind of, I think I want to kinda like report that because it's just been bothering you guys. And then oh, no, don't don't
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so this was when I learned that other people recorded it. He was like, Yeah, you know, like other people kind of like report like, you know, we're bringing it up to you because it made them uncomfortable. Come to the owner of the company. And then he was like, Yeah, but you know, we're trying to just get out from under the parent company. So if you like, report this right now. Oh, sweep under the rug. Yeah. It's really kind of mess stuff up. And so I just, I just didn't report it. Like, like we did. Yeah, and I really regret like, not doing it. So just for anyone listening, like just fucking report it.
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In the moment, it's always not. It's not always that easy. Yeah. I mean,
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my gosh, I'm so sorry. That happened to you. Oh, no,
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it's fine. It's just like, What the fuck, like,
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man, that fucking Oh, man,
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like, ah, but I'm glad you guys are just as enraged as I am. Yeah, it was so weird that like, everyone was just like, so uncomfortable with it. But like, no one did anything about it. And I brought it up and they were just like, well, it's not that big of a deal. It's more important that you know, the deal goes well, like, okay, like walk me I guess Sweetie, sweetie, we
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have this big deal.
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Sweetie, sweetie,
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come down.
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business to do we can't let your woman troubles in your fear.
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Right for right now just to talk talk about us get that rug over there, sweep it under the
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sweep your lady you know how to sweep. Sweep, sweep. And, um, there was another lady there that had. So she got she actually followed through when she complained about her. Oh, whatever assault she had from him. But the deal they gave her was basically, they couldn't fire her for like, two years or something. So she just basically had a secure job for like two years. And as soon as they let her go,
Unknown Speaker 22:41
so it's just like you but even isn't secure though. Yeah,
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yeah. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't want to stay at that same place. But yeah, she she basically like didn't really do much when she was she took advantage of it like,
Unknown Speaker 22:55
yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of that, I've been meaning to announce this on the podcast and I haven't asked him a fucking asshole. But you? Well, this will come out. I think the weekend before. You're brave Alliance. The problem? Yeah. So Tina does work for like domestic violence survivors and have like your
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alliance. It's a nonprofit. And we're located in cedar park. But we do forensic exams for
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sexual assault. Oh, cool. So, like helping with the backlog and
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stuff? Yes.
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nurses do the exams. They also do exams for domestic violence. Oh, cool. We see all ages, but we have an event in December. Adult prom. I've
Unknown Speaker 23:47
actually never I didn't go to the prom in high school. So either. Pregnant.
Unknown Speaker 24:03
To be honest, right? Yeah, it's the 17th of October, October, December. I mean, October if you want to go there. But it's an adult prom. It's in Georgetown. It's going to be really fun. It benefits our facility. Because we are a nonprofit but,
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but a good nonprofit not
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amazing. So if you're not in Austin, you can always donate to brave Alliance. If you want to
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go to our web. You can always always donate. Awesome.
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Yeah, your fucking evil boss reminded me like
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he taught me how to balance it out with like,
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nonprofit community base.
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I have a poop story if
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the mood was number two. Yeah, I
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hope I didn't talk about this on the podcast before but um But yeah, so I worked at this small office, it was just me and
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three other people.
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was Rob one of them.
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No, no. And we we just hired a new person. There's only like two bathrooms there. So it's a small office. So everyone knows like when you're pooping. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And so I Yeah, but it's often a little hole. So like, people can't see that you went to the bathroom. But if you're gone for a while, they know that's what you're doing. Um, so. So yeah, we have the new guy. I went and took my dump. And then I came back to my desk
Unknown Speaker 25:49
like planned morning shit, like, my coffee after my first meeting, I take my phone and just go
Unknown Speaker 25:54
about allotted amount of time that you gave yourself this morning.
Unknown Speaker 26:01
Yeah, I know. It's like a long time, but I would just like take around on my phone, and you're just like, I don't want to be here. Um, but yeah, so I walked back to my desk, and then the new guy was just like, he's like, Oh my coworker goes, taking a shit. And I was like, Yep.
Unknown Speaker 26:28
Did he seem embarrassed? Or was he just like,
Unknown Speaker 26:30
No, no, he like, um, I was friends with him. Like, before that job. He was just like, just like, you know, he knew that it would fuck with me. So yeah. So yeah, that's my poop story for that place. Hi.
Unknown Speaker 26:44
Yeah. Do you have a shitting your pants story? Tina. She just did a
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you know? No,
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you don't want to tell it.
Unknown Speaker 26:54
I'm trying to think how so had a gallbladder surgery.
Unknown Speaker 26:58
Oh, okay. All right, because
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as soon as you feel like it, you probably should have been sitting on the Oh, so I had pizza. It was pizza several years ago.
Unknown Speaker 27:13
Was it one of the pizzas that gave us at work as a reward instead of money?
Unknown Speaker 27:20
I know you wanted that raise Alyssa.
Unknown Speaker 27:25
Yeah, no, it just, it was in Utah years ago, but I ate pizza with the kids. And I thought, oh my gosh, I felt horrible. I gotta go. And it just like came out. And I remember after that just laying on the bathroom. Because my stomach so bad. I told the kids I'm like, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Unknown Speaker 27:53
How old are they? Oh, gosh,
Unknown Speaker 27:55
they were probably middle school. Or Middle School. But yeah, I immediately I knew shitting myself. shitting myself and I did myself up and then I just laid on the floor. Like I said, I'm like, I think I think I'm dying.
Unknown Speaker 28:12
Oh my god. Did you end up baby hospital awful feeling you're like Chelsea I'm gonna teach you how to drive. That's coming.
Unknown Speaker 28:33
Did it go up your back?
Unknown Speaker 28:36
No, no, no corn.
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Just pizza.
Unknown Speaker 28:41
Oh, so bad. Oh, I think there might be another one. I'll have to see. Okay. Everyone chips themselves. Yeah. Shards?
Unknown Speaker 28:51
For sure. Oh, no technical difficulty. Jamie wants his Alyssa struggle with her mic stand before actually helping.
Unknown Speaker 29:03
Um, I have another little story. It's super brief. It was just something kind of didn't Well, I guess I could go with a couple of dangerous things for those
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briefs when you shit in your briefs?
Unknown Speaker 29:15
I am yeah. So we were putting up this like little bench swing at a tree outside. And we had to like a cut the chain or something to make it shorter. I can't quite remember. But my coworker brought his power tools for that. And we had absolutely no safety equipment. Like why was like holding? Yeah, it was like holding it straight. He's got the false thing that spins really fast. Oh, yeah. I sound like an idiot.
Unknown Speaker 29:46
I don't know what it's called.
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But yeah, so it's just like, I have a picture of it. And they're just like sparks flying and oh, we don't have gloves or eyewear or anything. chasis just like why Why Why was that even allowed to happen? Um, that's scary. Yeah, it was, it was a little bit of a kind of like, no rules kind of place. I'm kind of a stickler for rules. So like sometimes I was like we we have to, like do this or like noted this or whatever. Um, but we had for Christmas. One person gave us all blow dart guns.
Unknown Speaker 30:32
Good time and Mississippi guns.
Unknown Speaker 30:35
We actually use them in the office quite a bit like, oh, yeah, like we would shoot him at the ceiling sometimes. And then, um, one time I got like super fucking mad at this one guy that was just an idiot over and over and over and it would make my job so much harder all the time. And so, one time when I dislike you'll like Yeldon slammed my hands on the desk because I don't know what to do with emotions. They were they printed out a picture of a space and like put it on a box and set up like a shooting range for the flow darts. So that was pretty awesome. And I also have a that same Christmas someone else gave us some good times. So I have it in my house for just like by my bed for self defense in case but yeah. Yeah, so that's, um, I Christmas and Mississippi. was perfectly.
Unknown Speaker 31:43
My kids had, I don't know what their implode arts but it was a marshmallow. Oh, yeah. That would have been more appropriate. My son went, like shifted his sisters randomly shifts anyway.
Unknown Speaker 32:01
I don't know if I had anything like that.
Unknown Speaker 32:05
I don't think so.
Unknown Speaker 32:08
Yeah. Oh, we can swing back to the medical field and kind of just briefly talk about the thing that you're looking into if you want. Yeah, so
Unknown Speaker 32:18
there's this. There's this little medical kind of thing. I've been slowly kind of researching a little bit. It's like urine therapy. Are you familiar? Urine Therapy? Yeah. No, I'm,
Unknown Speaker 32:34
I'm not familiar. Yeah. So
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people will drink it or use it as eyedrops or like, hold like shot glasses or you know, something up to their eyes and lakes. Let it soak,
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do a compress to
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in the, I don't know, all the applications of it. But, um, but yeah, it's, uh, so people are like, you know, it's like, it's has like the electrolytes, what your body craves. And, like, you know, supposed to have like, good stuff, but people the people will make a post that's like, oh, like, my eyes are like hurting and they kind of have like pus and stuff. Like, like, like, I'm still doing the urine. Urine drops, like three times a day like Is everything okay? And then people were like, Yeah, that's just the words Yeah, that's doing it.
Unknown Speaker 33:35
Oh, people believe that shit I'm sorry. Yeah, no, yeah, I'm gonna research it now too. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, it's like a
Unknown Speaker 33:44
I mean, I think other cultures do it like in some of their practices, but like, stupid white people have picked it up here and kind of like made it their own and I'm sure I'm doing it incorrectly or whatever come
Unknown Speaker 33:56
over, my eyes are hurt and I need a shower. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 34:02
Well, I saw a thing a while back it was like a screengrab of a Facebook post. And it was a mom and she was making urine popsicles for her kids.
Unknown Speaker 34:11
Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah, it was her urine or their urine.
Unknown Speaker 34:15
I'm pretty sure it was hers and she had said something about like even the neighbor girl tried one the other day so
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we are now you have to have some asparagus First
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imagine like how fucking angry you would be if like your fucking kid went somewhere and they got a piss popsicle like that's that's so why would you give it to I mean, let alone your own kids. But another kid that like doesn't know that they're having piss like, I feel like that's like a sex crime.
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Yeah, gossiping.
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I wonder what she made for Halloween target Test Chris Yeah, God Yeah. I haven't read like a shit ton about it yet, but yeah, kind of like Alyssa was saying, like, from what I was kind of reading it's kind of a thing and like, I'm like poor countries or like places where people don't have like, like, easy quick access to water and stuff urines just kind of like the option that they have. And they even kind of will like, put it on their babies and stuff. Kind of. I don't know, I guess. stuff. But yeah, and so yeah, and then white people were like, oh,
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I want to try to do it. I'm gonna change it and do it this way. But I think I'll still work.
Unknown Speaker 35:46
Yeah, very girls did it. You Yeah. Find
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the fucking Facebook moms like with their weird home remedies or God? Do you see any weird ones? Do you have any friends that are like doing?
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I'm sure. I'm sure.
Unknown Speaker 36:09
I feel like a what's her name? The actress from clueless that baby birds?
Unknown Speaker 36:14
Yeah. Like she probably does some weird shit. Yeah, probably so like that kind of mom like the crunchy mom like these are some weird shit sometimes. So like you brush your teeth with baking soda instead of toothpaste. So Mike, your kid's teeth are gonna fucking fall out like I
Unknown Speaker 36:39
might. Maybe I'm not understanding the scenario we're talking about but my parents said that would help whiten your teeth so we did it sometimes. Bailey's like they don't have toothpaste. They use like jeans that are like the only thing they use right? Yeah.
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They like don't use let me
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pee in your mouth. Yeah, swish God this is a urine only household.
Unknown Speaker 37:11
I'm gonna see if I can find some things on Facebook real quick.
Unknown Speaker 37:16
That's a baking soda. My grandparents use that on their dentures.
Unknown Speaker 37:20
Oh yeah. I think it is good for your teeth
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but like that's the only thing yeah
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yeah or of hers like salt or something and like why the fuck would you
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do that? See what we got
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yet some year in therapy memes here. Oh, cool. Oh, wow, this person Her name is Sophia says got the shoe protectors to soak my feet. Perfect for work from home people. I use half a cup of aged in each age pairing Yes.
Unknown Speaker 38:01
Oh my gosh, the fixture. I actually heard something about age during the other day I can't remember what the context was. Oh gross. It's just like little plastic booties but like you get for you know, we'll solve lotion feeds. But it's that old saying just slap some mud on it ain't nothing urine can't hear
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sorry, I didn't mean to like steal your topic.
Unknown Speaker 38:42
Again like I don't have like a shit ton more research done on it. So that's about all I had.
Unknown Speaker 38:46
There's a vice article my month inside a group of people who drink their own piss and I guess this guy Ralph Jones wrote an article about his Thank you Vice device has the hard hitting journalism that we all need. Yes.
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hire us for your official podcast.
Unknown Speaker 39:05
Oh my god, that would be awesome. Oh, we have what's up was drinking urine to cure COVID-19
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came across something like that. Like from Liberty Hill.
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That's a little town near where we live. Okay.
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Let's see.
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I think I took some screenshots of some urine stuff to
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urine therapy, sometimes called you T has been in the background of alternative medicine circles for a while now for many years before
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COVID. And to do
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over the weekend on anti Vax social media and anti Vax social media influencer jumped on the urine therapy bandwagon, claiming it can also prevent and cure COVID-19. So yeah, you gotta drink it. To help, so we really don't need vaccines, or body makes PIs. And that's enough. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 40:10
That wasn't theirs. That's like a whole nother thing. And that circle is like they think that you know, everything the government is trying to like, suppress the knowledge being like a cure apparel. So there's there's that whole conspiracy theory which I'm sure links into Q somehow. Yeah. You're in therapy route into Q.
Unknown Speaker 40:35
Definitely this little paragraph that says, the urine from a diabetic contains so much sugar that it can be purified and made into whiskey. Why? Why would you call that whiskey? Because he Yeah, use
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the I'd be friends with diabetics. Fuckin like, follow. Yeah. Like your main source of fucking
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make us some whiskey.
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Do you know what Maple Syrup Urine diseases? I don't know how I found out about this. But maple syrup. Urine Disease is a rare but serious inherited condition. It means the body cannot process certain amino acids, which are the building blocks of protein. Oh, no, it's too sciency. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Need the peanuts here? Yeah, basically, like you can't process sugar and so you're pissed. Smells like maple syrup. Whoa, or you can't process amino acids. Okay, and it can actually be like a pretty big deal. But yeah, you can have pissed that smells of syrup.
Unknown Speaker 42:04
In urine. That's so dark though. From anybody in health care. God. Yeah. So bad. I've seen it. So it's like, like fucking Brown. Super Brown and like mucousy Oh, yeah. Why did yeah, you can see how the bell your shit. Oh, yeah. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 42:26
Do your drinking water. And also, I guess like holding your piss is actually like, really awful for you? Yeah. So don't do that. Yeah, I found this girl on Tik Tok. That's like, dying like kidney failure, because she like held her pee all the time. And like, phoned her up really bad.
Unknown Speaker 42:46
I had a boss that would say, nobody's ever gotten a kidney infection from doing this blah, blah, blah. It was with, you know, the same company that we worked for.
Unknown Speaker 42:55
Oh, I see. Yeah. They didn't want to make our customers wait so that we could piss.
Unknown Speaker 43:01
Yeah, nobody's ever. Yeah. That's a That's awful. Yeah, cuz you can even die from it. Um, listen to our episode where I talk about that lady that tried to win a Wii. So like, it was like, hold your Wii Wii. So she like Oh, yeah. They drink like a gallon. They had the contestants drink a gallon of water. And then they had to hold their pee and whoever held it the longest one a we and then like second place was like, some show or something.
Unknown Speaker 43:32
Yeah, was a concert. like Justin Bieber. Is that right? That doesn't sound right.
Unknown Speaker 43:38
I really can't remember. But yeah, I think so. She wound up having like go to the hospital. And she died. But she won second place
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go surreal, and she can experience whatever that prizes as a ghost.
Unknown Speaker 43:57
Yes. I think those are real.
Unknown Speaker 44:01
Yeah, I don't know. I think sometimes, like out there. We have a converted garage. And I'll hang out out there and the cats are like always like looking at the ceiling. Like they see something
Unknown Speaker 44:14
I love. It's creepy. You know? I do I love stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, like creepy stuff, too.
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But I think it's something good because I've never like had a bad feeling out there anything. I'm just like,
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and they would probably freak out if it was something bad. Yeah, yeah. That'd be something good.
Unknown Speaker 44:31
I'm like the super annoying skeptical person. So I'm sorry. I'm kind of like the like, more of the like, scientific route where I'm like, maybe it's like, oh, that other dimension that's like seeping over into our dimension is Oh yeah, it's just like, like, instead of like ghosts, you know, like, the times the dimension that's like boom. right here. So it's like, maybe sometimes the time playing kind of like, you know, oh wow, sir kind of like, whatever in a way where you kind of just see a glimpse of something that like from another different dimension. Wow, just the timing, or whatever. Anyway, that's just thoughts. Why I'm not a scientist so don't like stuff not
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sciency Yeah,
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computer stuff. I'm super good at it
Unknown Speaker 45:40
I forgot about whenever we have to do something with a password like training like, can you come home? And be like, what's your password? And she'd be like, I don't know. All these passwords like call it to reset? Time?
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Password. He's like, 10 I told you to like put it somewhere.
Unknown Speaker 46:15
Every time he didn't have it. It was so fucking funny. Yeah, like just talk to me while I try man, I forgot about that. I was awesome. I feel like Sorry, guys. I gotta help Tina with the computer. Probably gonna take a while.
Unknown Speaker 46:42
That's a great way to get
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you and our boss like she was fucking I felt like she was worse than you with the computer. She just like didn't know how to do her job.
Unknown Speaker 47:00
She said that she didn't know how to do the thing that ya
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know, she didn't know what to do to get by not interested in it. So I guess I'm like, ignorant that way.
Unknown Speaker 47:12
Yeah, I'm not like super proficient or anything. But like, there was a chick that basically like did my bosses or our boss's job. And then like she got transferred. So I think my boss was like, oh, like, I don't know how to reprint this report or whatever. Right? Yeah, yes, it was crazy. Wow. Wow. Yeah. I used to think when I was little like, Oh, I'm gonna grow up. Everybody's gonna be mature. I'll be like, no, no.
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Out the window quick.
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show someone how to use a spreadsheet.
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Somebody that makes like, twice as much money as you they're like, Hey, how do you print? I'm
Unknown Speaker 47:51
like, fucking yelling. I remember this guy I worked with at an internship. I was just like, damn, like, you're fucking so dumb and can't do anything. Like, I have to help them with stuff all the time. That was like, super easy. He was kind of like, he was like, my age too. So it's not like he was like, not around technology. Oh, um, but yeah, so. So So anyway, I had to, like, help them with so much like super easy, simple stuff. You could figure out on your own or just google and then he's a doctor now. So I don't fucking text. No worries that now he might be in a different country, but I'm just like, I feel bad for your fucking patients.
Unknown Speaker 48:37
Dude. Like, that's so scary. Yeah,
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I saw that so
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much. Like, he can't figure out a spreadsheet. Like he's dumb. It's like, he didn't put effort into like, figuring stuff out. So that scares me.
Unknown Speaker 48:49
Yeah. I saw a funny thing the other day. And it was somebody talking about like, they're a nurse and you know, the doctor they work for. It was from another country. And the patient was like being a shithead. And like, racist, so the nurse went into help and was like, Oh, you want me to help and patients like Yeah, yeah, like I need you to help and she was like, oh, that's crazy. Because that doctor like graduated at the top of his class and I like barely scrape by but fuck yeah.
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Yeah, that was really good.
Unknown Speaker 49:28
Yeah, my be an asshole. Yeah, don't be an asshole. There's no reason for it. Yeah, people would do that kind of stuff to us sometimes like they want like other people. Just for like an arbitrary reason but like, Oh, that's a trainee but yeah, they can totally fucking stinky. I mean, they've only done it like twice but they can do
Unknown Speaker 49:50
you want to be a dick. Joke's on you.
Unknown Speaker 49:52
Like, oh, yeah, I mean, I just started but it's cool.
Unknown Speaker 49:56
Yeah. When you said that I was thinking started my period. I'm not new to the company. But sure you know, have a women's trouble but when I worked at Lowe's, I did have one guy. Um, it wasn't isn't happened to me, but I was like in the, in the area when it's happening, and it was in lawn and garden and the lawnmower section in Oh, this lady that I worked with was trying to help this guy. And he was just like, oh, yeah, can you get a man to help me? And she was like, why? Like, I know, like everything about this stuff. So she just called them. I don't know, just some guy to the to the desk. And he was kind of confused. You know, when he got there. He was like, oh, yeah, what can I do and help us? She was like, Can you help these gentlemen? And he was like, I don't know if I can, like, I don't know anything about like the mowers. And she was like, well, he said that he wanted a man or whatever. And he was just like, he was like, she knows a lot more about the stuff and she could like help you better, but they just did not want to show a woman. Yeah. And yeah, I just couldn't believe I witnessed it. And some guys are like, that doesn't exist today. And I'm like, Yeah, I fucking experienced it. Yeah. Yeah, yes. It
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does constantly. Like, yeah. But it's funny when people get proved wrong. Yeah, no. Like, that's kind of happened here a little bit on that. Here's a weird word, but I'm working with George. Oh, yeah. Because people like, kind of be a little shitty to me. Sometimes. Maybe shitty is too strong of a word. But like, I was talking to this guy about an estimate. And I was telling him like, Yeah, we're gonna work on it. And we'll get back to you. And like, here's, like, given me all this attitude. And I was like, we're really backed up, like, just in advance, like, this estimate is gonna take a little bit because it's not like we have a price sheet. And there's like, a lot of factors. You know, it takes time to like, type it up. And he was given me attitude. So I told George about it. And he just like, emailed him back right away and was like, sorry, like, we can't work on your car. So I was like
Unknown Speaker 52:22
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, in Georgia does like specialized stuff. So it's not like anybody can do it. So like, huh, yeah. Good luck. Bet. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 52:32
that's what you get. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 52:35
Yeah, it was like, This feels so good. Because I've always worked at jobs where I've just had to let customers like, berate me feel so good.
Unknown Speaker 52:45
Yeah, I remember, one time when I worked at Lowe's. It was great there. Like I like all the bosses there were just fucking fantastic. And so I worked at the paint counter, which was like, right up by the front or the managers and stuff hanging out in this one guy. He just started, like, you know, just started yelling and raising his voice, like, when I was trying to help him at the desk. And one of like, one of my managers was like, this fucking giant, like, built guy. He just comes up behind me. He's like, dude, like, you know what's going on here? We're gonna help you with I was just like, Yeah
Unknown Speaker 53:30
it's crazy. But like, people are fucking assholes. Like, especially for like contractors and stuff, they'll just come and they'll just like, throw paint, lay it on the counter. They're like, I needed another, like, you know, five, five gallon buckets of that. And I'm like, what is it? Like, all right, there's no label on it. What brand is it? Like, I can try to color match it, but it's not going to be exact. Because there's no fucking label that tells me what it is. And then they get pissed off at you. And I'm like, No, problem, dude. And then, like, none of them helped me carry like the big five gallon buckets. It's like, fine, because I did it all the time. But you know, they're just like walking next to me. Like watching. Oh, good. I got all all five of them was cool.
Unknown Speaker 54:13
I thought man like that. Were supposed to be like, chivalrous to do.
Unknown Speaker 54:18
Yeah, no, they're they're just all round pieces of shit.
Unknown Speaker 54:26
This was like, totally unrelated to anything we're talking about. So sorry if we are changing topics. Now. Let's go. I remembered a weird thing from Tina and I working together. You're gonna like this one. There was a couple that came in and I guess like she she, she had donated a lot but she was bringing her husband for the first time and like, some of the people that donated like they just got like so excited about it, which is great. I mean, like there they are. they're doing a good deed. But lately, they would like the things they would say. You could tell that they wanted you to be like, Oh my God, thank you like, you're such a good person. Like, they were trying to get you to like, and I feel like I sound like a bitch saying that because like, it's a great thing to donate blood.
Unknown Speaker 55:18
But when you're demanding praise
Unknown Speaker 55:23
dude, like, they would just be like, oh, yeah, like, I think I'm hitting like my 10 gallon today. And I'm like, that's great. And they like keep talking about it. I'm like, fuck, what else do you want me
Unknown Speaker 55:34
to say? Like, they should just give you guys like stickers or pens or something to give to people. So like, you don't have to try to be like, oh, yeah, thank you. You don't have to you know, write fucking thank you
Unknown Speaker 55:46
card. Yeah, it was it was so cringy
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for a reward. So just give them like a sticker.
Unknown Speaker 55:52
That couple the husband was the head.
Unknown Speaker 55:57
I don't really remember him that much. I just remember her being like super excited and like trying to show him the ropes and stuff. And she they were sitting next to each other donating and she said something to him. She was like, right baby like, Thank God we're wearing masks because we like Lucky. areas just like so. crunchy cookie counter.
Unknown Speaker 56:33
leans over to me, right baby cake.
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Baby Cakes
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are like there is for the time we were there. I wonder if he was embarrassed
Unknown Speaker 56:47
for him, just looked like he hated his life. Because she's like, Oh, exuberant, and he's just like, kill me.
Unknown Speaker 56:54
He's one of the one of those husbands that hates his wife. Very much. So
Unknown Speaker 57:02
what was the one that was a dick that you're talking about?
Unknown Speaker 57:06
I think it's the one where we couldn't we couldn't use their their blood or something like that. I would get so rare enough. Or it was air contaminated. I mean, things happen. We're human. And man, those people were so. So mean.
Unknown Speaker 57:25
Yeah. Like somebody could donate and if like, we made a mistake processing it like, because we couldn't use the blood. And like, that very rarely happened. But I mean, there is like human error and sometimes shit happens but people would be so mad at us. Like
Unknown Speaker 57:42
they like get an email afterwards. Wow, what no way their blood going?
Unknown Speaker 57:45
Can't use it. Oh, you
Unknown Speaker 57:47
thought you know that quickly?
Unknown Speaker 57:49
Yeah, it was like you would know like instantly Okay, okay. Okay. And so like,
Unknown Speaker 57:54
Did you guys ever do that to people you didn't like? We can't use your blood. Sorry.
Unknown Speaker 58:01
Sometimes honestly, I would like try not to tell them if I knew that they're gonna be an asshole. But like sometimes, like you'd have to get like a manager or something. Yeah. And they would see it and be like, what's going on? And then
Unknown Speaker 58:14
deal about it? Yeah,
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I'm like, I didn't mean to like, just
Unknown Speaker 58:19
my favorite was the person that would sit down and like start slapping their arms like this one. This is the one you want. Come on. It's this one. Like I got one here for you. A big one. But I'm gonna use the other arm.
Unknown Speaker 58:39
Did they get mad at you?
Unknown Speaker 58:41
Yeah, if things don't if things didn't go like exactly how they wanted they would oftentimes be like a child.
Unknown Speaker 58:49
Like for being such a rewarding nonprofit whatever. I have never felt so degraded
Unknown Speaker 58:56
the idea that like never have viewed humanity that way before just like oh, okay, it's most people were not good at all. I mean, like they try to do good they just do all this other shit that's bad and it cancels it out. It's true. Yeah, sorry those bummer. Oh, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 59:18
there's you know, like service jobs will just like really show you the underbelly
Unknown Speaker 59:24
of humanity sad because it's you know, I've had like, different jobs that are like helping jobs and like stuff like that and yeah, people would just it wears you down Neato.
Unknown Speaker 59:36
Yeah, like I almost went into a nursing and I'm so glad I didn't. Like I just happen to clean up so much poop and then people just being dicks to you. People that
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part in that situation. So the people just like being
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their brightness in your niche. story's
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like an hour and two minutes.
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Okay, we could probably wrap up.
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Sounds good. Well, thanks for joining us, Tina.
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I have a time when I cried at Lowe's. Thank you could tie about
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is this about? I feel like we've talked about this one before. Maybe not. My story. Okay. Yeah, we're like they're the two older ladies in the break room. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Okay, sorry.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:10
You guys talking about some other lady when I was fixing the thing. dumb blonde or something?
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Oh, it's in a podcast.
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, sorry.
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