Join the gals as they check back in with Greg Locke and journey through the messed up story of Nasubi. Keep on keepin' on!
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[Greg Locke reddit post video](https://discord.com/channels/1011728070392152074/1011728071176495246/1038266589809754142)
Nasubi References:
Penguinz0 - [Most Evil Live Stream Ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWWK05t98os)
BakedSalmon - Nasubi - Japan’s Cruel Joke [Part 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qI3fDc55lM) & [Part 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uyXYSWsvqk)
Unknown Speaker 0:00
The other day, someone rang the doorbell. And we have like the one of the video ones now. So I just like to see and it looked like a salesperson. And so I just like snuck out to the living room just hold Brandon. And then, um, because I was just like, Oh, hey, it's a salesperson. And he was like, Yeah, I know. Just don't answer it. I was like, okay, so you know what I did? I wouldn't hit on staircase
Unknown Speaker 0:41
I have 100% done something like that before
Unknown Speaker 0:48
One time, like a long time ago, someone knocked on our door. It was salesperson and we didn't answer it. But all of our backyard windows were like, the blinds are open. And then I was like, we asked like what it felt like coming and looked at the back window. He's like, they're not gonna do that. And I'm just like,
Unknown Speaker 1:06
oh, man, I have one more complaint about people coming to the door. If you're somebody that delivers anything, don't fucking knock so loud. Like, here's me some time. Here's the shit out of me. I'll be sitting there and it's like, I'm like, Are the cops breaking down the door? Yeah, should I hide or my fucking cat food here?
Unknown Speaker 1:27
Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
Unknown Speaker 1:29
Welcome. I'm James sounds. I'm Alyssa.
Unknown Speaker 1:32
And we're scared of people knocking on our doors. Yeah, do it. Um, I have been ever since I was little. I just, I remember someone who would like I was a latchkey kid. I heard someone knock on the door. I would just like put a blanket over me and just like, be like, okay, don't even try to breathe
Unknown Speaker 1:55
um, speaking of people knocking on your door, we did get one very small group of trigger triggers on Halloween night. So that was nice. But were their costumes. I honestly can't remember because I was out candy, I thought it was gonna be like one kid and but it was like a, like five of them or something. And then I held the bowl out because I thought that they were just gonna like pick candy. Oh, and they didn't. So I just kind of like stood there with the bowl. And they're all like Happy Halloween. And I was like, Ah, this is like, worse than I thought. So I just handed him Wilson's bad Blow Pops. Oh, Blow Pops and one other piece of candy for each of them. But it was funny because one of them um, we know when they're all like, ah, Happy Halloween, blah, blah, blah. And the door first opened. We were cooking. On one of them. discos. Your house smells amazing. And I was like, All right, you get out of here. Because at first I was like, do we stink? And then I realized, Oh, we were just like cooking like meats and shit. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 3:03
Always come on. And kids say some weird shit, which I appreciate it. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 3:07
like my nephew. Not to derail too much because we have some awesome things to talk about today. Um, but my nephew stayed with us a lot when he was really little. And so he went back home for a little bit. And then he came back to stay with us and like he got to the door and just like, oh, it's clean. And then my grandma, she she came to visit and she like, went to the store and came back and my nephew was like, Where'd you go? She's like, Oh, I went to the grocery store. And he was like, did you eat the whole store?
Unknown Speaker 3:48
Do they are
Unknown Speaker 3:50
that's the only trash talk I have from my younger nephew.
Unknown Speaker 3:54
I can't think of anything off the top of my head. Oh, I do have something related to Halloween and candy. We got Nico Yeah, fuck boy. He and Rob are here Oh, yeah. Crunchy. Hmm. Haven't had Necco Wafers in forever. Well, you can have the rest of the package. Thank you. The purple one. Was that the one that's supposed to be licorice because Yeah. No good.
Unknown Speaker 4:33
Yeah, not good. And there was like a, sort of like a brownish one. Oh, yeah. It's like a slight brown. I don't know what it's supposed to be. But I always assumed it was root beer. So you know. Yeah, this is an old person.
Unknown Speaker 4:48
I remember. What are your thoughts? Is it as good as you remember?
Unknown Speaker 4:53
I'm kind of I mean, it's women's good. You It's weird because like I don't I don't know. I don't know exactly why I like this. I mean, I'm not saying it's like garbage now Exactly. Like, you know, I like the heart candies and stuff too. Oh, like
Unknown Speaker 5:14
crunchy of Samar.
Unknown Speaker 5:16
I remember them being thinner. That makes sense, because I remember them crunching like differently on my tongue. Like, I could kind of break it on my tongue. They're kind
Unknown Speaker 5:25
of inconsistent. Like, I've had a couple that were pretty thin and then some thick ones.
Unknown Speaker 5:35
Man, thank you. This is a blast from the past.
Unknown Speaker 5:38
Yeah, it was like World Market checking out and they had almost like, yeah, I meant to do it last week. I totally forgot. I feel like I probably saw
Unknown Speaker 5:46
them on an episode of like, unwrapped or something and was like, It's my new favorite candy now. It was awesome. That was actually my introduction to mark summers. I know a lot of people's was that dare show on? Oh, yeah. But no, mine was just Food Network.
Unknown Speaker 6:08
That's better than Nickelodeon. Well,
Unknown Speaker 6:12
making a better than Nickelodeon. Yeah, this
Unknown Speaker 6:15
is the different kind of Nickelodeon
Unknown Speaker 6:19
slime Yeah. Slime time live with this fucking douche.
Unknown Speaker 6:24
Oh my god. Okay, so we're gonna be touching base again with Pastor Greg Locke. This guy,
Unknown Speaker 6:36
did you in your research? Do you have the orders? The bookstore thing?
Unknown Speaker 6:42
No, but I figure we can talk about it. Yeah, okay, you can take that part.
Unknown Speaker 6:46
Yeah, so I sent Alyssa message yesterday. It was a Reddit post about a video Greg Locke did. Let me see if I can pull it up.
Unknown Speaker 6:59
Guys, Pastor Greg Locke here. And I came to our local Books a Million. To prove a point about witchcraft. I'm so sick of the church saying there's no such thing as witchcraft. Why are you always talking about dream catchers and healing crystals and yoga mats and bla bla bla bla bla, and you're all you just all you have to do is talk about demons. Witchcraft is not real. First of all witches laugh at us, because they're very real. This is our local Books a Million. And this is one side that I'm going to show you of all of these failed books. The witchcraft to entire sections of tarot cards. Which board nonsense in wrestling stuff all over the place looking at stuff in the middle candles galore. pentagrams everywhere. Necklaces chalices. Plus it'd be much a witchcraft like a buy everything in this whole store and burn it all in the parking lot is ridiculous. Tons of stuff. Oh then get definitely here. Here's a section with Weegee board pendants. And guess what? For all you people that they come for the hocus pocus and you bunch of individuals get what's right beside the wiki border section. dream catchers. dream catchers are doing row with group catchers. Oh yeah, very much wrong. They invite demons. It's in the witchcraft section. They even believe it. But these naive lukewarm skinny jeans worn limp wristed Christians won't stand up to what needs to be stood up to check us out. They have whole sections where you can bath age. In the witchcraft section is not in the Christian living section is not in the cycling and Health magazine section. It's in the witchcraft section. Tarot cards. You can get queer tarot cards to get it all. Sage everywhere learning sage does not cleanse the room burning sage brains demons check us out. DC are targeting our children. The sea Taroko crap is everywhere. Which manuals galore how to be a witch how to cast a spell. It's everywhere. And people want to get mad at me for calling it out when the facts are the facts and stuff all over the place. Birds age or a forest age. I'll tell little crystals that pendants it's an entire section in a Books a Million in my local town for Pete's sake it's every were everywhere. And guess what is in the section right beside it Dungeons and Dragons laugh at me all you won't do what I say come out in Jesus Name Allah witchcraft.
Unknown Speaker 9:52
One thing that stuck out to me was when he was like yoga mat, so I'm like what the fuck? I didn't even remember that. Prior to the beginning he's like, yeah, there's like oh, there's like all these fucking tarot cards and candles and yoga mats. And so I went on Facebook and I commented on that videos like yoga mats and nobody's like said anything or
Unknown Speaker 10:16
it just it does really come off as a as an ad. It's so funny. They have a whole section for sage. It's
Unknown Speaker 10:22
yeah, and then he was like, I just want to buy it all and burn it in the parking lot like I just small bookstores will order more. Yeah, they'll probably get even more because they're like, oh shit, this is really popular. So
Unknown Speaker 10:38
it's like when people were buying Nike stuff to burn it or whatever. Yeah, very clever. Give them your money. Yeah, please donate clothes that you would prefer to burn to?
Unknown Speaker 10:51
Yeah, if you don't want to read your Harry Potter books or something anymore you can do something with I mean, donate it
Unknown Speaker 11:00
or recycle it don't
Unknown Speaker 11:03
it's fucking weird. Just gonna burn everything. Some people just want to see the world. Fucking idiots. So we actually missed pastor lock he was in Texas I believe it was on the 17th and Whitesboro
Unknown Speaker 11:20
Damn girl and
Unknown Speaker 11:23
it got cut off on my printed page but he don't know. Oh, here we go. He did an outdoor tent service at a place calls called Jesus encounters Patriot church. Which Patriot church I mean, we all know Jesus isn't Americans so I guess that makes sense.
Unknown Speaker 11:54
Depends on which religion you are I think can man you know with his curly, like blond hair and blue eyes and yeah,
Unknown Speaker 12:04
totally. Never depicted as the like, ground of man that would have thrown a hot
Unknown Speaker 12:17
dude. Jesus was hot. Yeah. I mean, official statement of
Unknown Speaker 12:22
I feel like even the depictions that aren't accurate. I'm like, I'm hidden. I know that to cross. So, like, a couple days before he was in Texas. He organized a good old fashioned puck Bernie. It's not what Hitler did or anything. Good idea. It was great idea.
Unknown Speaker 12:55
How did this pan out for him?
Unknown Speaker 12:57
Great. I mean, I'm gonna read a little thing that he wrote about it. Or this is a little bit longer. Bring every form of witchcraft the whole new age, Satanism and sorcery. It all needs to go into your home from Harry Potter and play witchcraft. It's evil and should not be tolerated tolerated, burn the dream catchers spellbooks healing crystals and yoga related nonsense. If you want to remove the curse from your home, you need to dispose of anything that is connected to the evil of the Masonic Lodge. I will not argue over such a wicked organization. Even the Masonic network refuses to publicly debate me because they know I will expose all of their secrets. Well, heroes sinckler witches, oh, their secret he made a typo in demonic practices, burn every Masonic book,
Unknown Speaker 13:56
including another typo.
Unknown Speaker 13:59
There are so called Bibles that are filled with witchcraft symbolism and false doctrine.
Unknown Speaker 14:05
plates. So they're burning different kinds of Bibles. The Bible Bibles the ones that don't agree with them. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 14:13
Yeah. Very smart. Burn every ring, pendant apron and trainers hat. It's all cursed. Clean out those DVD cabinets and burn all those horror and murderous movies. Rid yourself of ungodly and devilish music. Clear out satanic symbols, board games, Catholic statues, rosary beads Taroko
Unknown Speaker 14:36
why weren't rosary breathed deeply? They're saying
Unknown Speaker 14:40
he says that. Catholicism is like idolatry, like worshiping something other than God because they have different stuff like Yeah, yeah. Almost done. All right. Let's see Catholic statues, rosary beads, tarot cards, and demonic games like Dungeons and Dragons. He's got to catch up. Ask the Holy Spirit to open your eyes around your house and then start gathering. There's loads more that I could write but you get the idea it has to go. If you're gonna rise to the next level in your walk, you cannot tolerate witchcraft, curses or demon ism. Burnett and a fire emoji. Emoji was the icing on the cake. Um, what do you think about that? devilish? You like horror movies? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 15:36
I better lock my doors. Yeah, man. Yeah, they that's really dumb. I almost feel speechless. The Holy Spirit thing you said made me just want to start singing like, Holy Spirit activates.
Unknown Speaker 15:57
Activate. I don't know if we've talked about that on the podcast before but
Unknown Speaker 16:03
it's the chick from Wilson Phillips, that band that was popular in the 80s. She was on Family Feud. And she fucking like started singing that before her turn like Holy Spirit activate. I'll definitely put a video because it's really fucking weird. And I've actually went back and watched the whole episode. And it's just like, so out of nowhere that she does that.
Unknown Speaker 16:23
That's the band. That's like if you know, change. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, I think she was on. If I'm not mistaken. She was also on an episode of why celebrity Wife Swap? I think you're right. Yeah. So we'll have that could be. I have a couple of sorry. I haven't. I have a question. I'm sure. Um, do you happen to know if that's the same book burning where the guy went in? Like,
Unknown Speaker 16:44
I don't think these were more recent.
Unknown Speaker 16:48
Okay. Yeah, he did. Damn. I'm sorry. Now, like, my mind is boggled that there's just like, multiples.
Unknown Speaker 16:55
Oh, yeah. This is going on. All over the country. We're in fucking
Unknown Speaker 17:02
any that's where we are. I need an alcoholic beverage.
Unknown Speaker 17:05
Oh, shit. I forgot to bring those I should have remembered. Jamie loves booze at my house. Yeah, I wrote down a couple comments that were left on the Facebook. Oh, promise under this post. No, I wish I had interrupted time weeks to go through everything in my drawers boxes. excetera. To see what I find and what needs to be dumped. I also pray Holy Spirit convicts my husband in this area too. He still likes to watch the Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc.
Unknown Speaker 17:40
He's married to a fucking nerd
Unknown Speaker 17:43
that I do not think are good to watch on our TV. And our nine year old ends up getting interested and watching it too.
Unknown Speaker 17:49
I hope they get divorced and he gets keep good.
Unknown Speaker 17:51
I hope so too. Like Lord of the Rings. I mean, like Harry Potter. Yeah, they do magic but Lord of the Rings. They're just like walking around and like all the Lord of the Rings. People are gonna hate me. Sorry, but I mean, like magic
Unknown Speaker 18:07
really time. That's it. I mean, it's clearly fantasy. There's like all kinds of animals.
Unknown Speaker 18:16
They didn't make it to the ark because they were sinners.
Unknown Speaker 18:20
But don't worry. That's all white people in it. Yeah. Christianity.
Unknown Speaker 18:27
This is another one. I am so shocked at my Christian friends celebrating Halloween. It hurts my heart and I know our Sweet Jesus sheds a tear every time his children are celebrating the Devil's Night. Oh, if they can only open their eyes to what they're allowing to come into their hearts and souls. Thank you, Pastor Locke, for continuing to shed light in the darkness and spread the Good News of the Gospel continued continued prayers to you, your family ministry and their great Bible Church or whatever the fuck he calls it. You are such an inspiration keep on keeping on and all of the comments are like that are like I was like surely there will be more trolls Not really. Even the people that are trolling are like still Christians and they're just like you're going about Christianity wrong.
Unknown Speaker 19:20
Oh, I'm curious too. They probably have some more someone on there like the leading probably since
Unknown Speaker 19:25
very quickly Sure. I'm gonna get banned because I laugh reacted to a lot
Unknown Speaker 19:30
of was there any last reactions on Oh yeah. Like
Unknown Speaker 19:33
people are putting in the work like pretty much every post and comment as a left react so people are on it. I mean, there's still a lot that need to be laughed reacted so if you're on Facebook, feel free to do that.
Unknown Speaker 19:48
Um, will show them
Unknown Speaker 19:52
that's what I do. I'm powerless over these fucking idiots but I can't do that. Oh, he has coined the term BS, which stands for biblical stupidity. Chris just means when people like interpret the Bible different than him. He says it's BS. You just say bullcrap a lot, too. Oh, boy. Hongki things like that.
Unknown Speaker 20:16
So he's a little edgy. He's
Unknown Speaker 20:19
like, I don't give a bull crap. What society says.
Unknown Speaker 20:25
Don't you just say bullshit? It's better.
Unknown Speaker 20:27
I this is a little rant. I fucking hate when grown people are like, the B word. Am I just
Unknown Speaker 20:36
say bitch, you're an adult, or just have you ever had an adult stare you down in public when you were crossing? Like as an adult, and you're cussing talking to another adult? So and then you get shut down by another adult?
Unknown Speaker 20:51
Yeah, one time at fucking two o'clock in the morning. We're at Magnolia cafe. So no children in sight. No, that's wrong. There was a child sitting next to us eating with his dad. In the morning. Yes. And we were talking with all the other drunk people and the dads like, Hey, could you guys clean up your language? too? am like,
Unknown Speaker 21:12
two in the morning. We're all drunk. You fucking ate it. Like don't bring your kid out.
Unknown Speaker 21:16
Why is your kid not asleep? Um, yeah. I don't know your story. You but I mean, you kind of have to expect like, it's Austin. It's 2am.
Unknown Speaker 21:25
Yeah, people are gonna be out drinking getting their food before they go
Unknown Speaker 21:29
to bed. Yeah, doing adult things and adult our what do we know? We don't know anything. Like, this guy says we don't.
Unknown Speaker 21:40
When it happened to me, it was at a restaurant. And um, there's no kids there. And I was just talking to people at my table and even kids. Yeah, no, let's do it. It was a I think it was a military guy. And he was just like, staring me down and just kind of like stared out almost like, book. Like, I don't know, like,
Unknown Speaker 21:58
they swear in the military. Yeah, it's
Unknown Speaker 22:01
so stupid. When people get so upset about cussing. To me. It's just like, it's a word, word. Anyway, not that there aren't words like can actually hurt or be offensive, but these are the ones we all agreed on. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 22:20
Um, they have a women's bible study at their church, called The Secret Place.
Unknown Speaker 22:26
And I just say, this reminds me of a picture I saw where it was like women in a church group. And they were like, We all bought a pair of our husbands put her feet in to show that we just couldn't fill them.
Unknown Speaker 22:40
Joke's on them. Cuz me and carboy number three, almost were the same shoe size. Big enough speed. Yeah, the secret place just makes me think that they all are like having gay feelings and doing gay shit. And I really hope they are. They probably are. I mean, their husbands probably don't know how to do sex at all. So hopefully the other ladies in the church group.
Unknown Speaker 23:11
The Lord would want us to do. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 23:15
So this was kind of backtracking a little bit. I think I kind of touched on this. Last time we talked about him. But in February you know, he did the whole thing where he was like, There's demons on this chart, which is witches. And if you so much asleep, I'll expose every last one. Yeah. So I found out like kind of a backstory on that which I didn't know before. He told the congregation that he had gotten the names. He got the names of the witches, while casting out a demon out of a woman who recently joined global vision which is their church.
Unknown Speaker 23:56
Okay, a tricky bank. Yeah. For me, you give
Unknown Speaker 24:00
me a border. So you're a team. You're the devil. You've got to have the witches were in his wife's Bible study, which I'll remind the listeners. his current wife was his old wife's best friend and they were fucking behind her back and he just threw away his old family to start a new family. I touched on that briefly I think last time but yeah, I'm just like in shock he actually they were married for 21 years. So that his first why? Well, well, shit. Toxic masculinity would be in this equation, or thought at all.
Unknown Speaker 24:44
I'm sorry, this person is just very ridiculous. I feel like he's made. It's like he's made a lot of decisions that he knows are wrong in his life. And he's just trying so hard to do all of the stuff to make it seem like he's not in the wrong. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:58
Like I was. Listening to thing on the way over here. And he was like, I'm not denying COVID-19 isn't real, but it's not a pandemic. And the person interviewing him was like, What's a pandemic then? And he was like, I'm not COVID-19 I was just like, I've been alive for 45 years. There's never been a pandemic like what a
Unknown Speaker 25:19
great fuckin um, he's very good at a backing up his backing up his statements.
Unknown Speaker 25:28
Yeah. And then the chick interviewing him was like, Oh, so you're gonna tell your congregation to not get vaccinated and he was like, I'll just let them use their minds and their Bibles to decide.
Unknown Speaker 25:44
So basically use the Bible to decide because when you're using the Bible, you're not using your mind now he
Unknown Speaker 25:49
wants them to fucking just like, listen, like read between the lines, you know, like, he's very que adjacent, but he never comes out and says, like, Oh, I'm in queue and on because like, that would deter people, I think and when he's doing it kind of weird like this can get more people in. And a lot of social media platforms. Don't allow queuing on content. So that's how a lot of the evangelical pastors get around it. They just skirt around it,
Unknown Speaker 26:17
okay. They just have people read between the lines and have you know,
Unknown Speaker 26:22
they use all the same language as Q anon but they don't talk about Q self or herself, whoever self
Unknown Speaker 26:29
for some reason, I was like, I wonder if Q and like the cult of Taylor Swift have some things in common because she likes to talk a lot too. But yeah, like the only thing between them so don't come at me.
Unknown Speaker 26:42
Just like Taylor Swift's followers are very, like aggressive and defending her. Yeah, like that's another kind of parallel. Sorry.
Unknown Speaker 26:50
No harm. Yeah, that's a Yeah, that's a good parallel withdrawal to
Unknown Speaker 26:53
say I'm just like sweating. I'm like so worried about myself. Um, so back to the witches. Two of them are in his wife's Bible study. And he warned the alleged witches not to make a move during this sermon. You know who you are. Yo, that's pretty much you so much as cough wrong and Alex, you in front of everybody under this tin. You stink in spell casting. For mica devil worshipping mongrel what, and I don't know how to pronounce this. But for me, Kia is like a Greek word that describes someone who uses witchcraft or sorcery. Oh, and I'm surprised he's smart enough to know that there's other languages in English
Unknown Speaker 27:42
professional, you know.
Unknown Speaker 27:47
Another thing I found out they have a school, I guess, associated with the church of Witchcraft and Wizardry. No, it's very anti witchcraft, is the global vision Academy. And I don't like that name. No, it sounds. I don't know how it sounds, but like the watchtower,
Unknown Speaker 28:07
like the Jehovah's Witness. Oh, yeah. Things they put out newsletters, like,
Unknown Speaker 28:12
you're gonna have to link it, either. But I submitted an application for my child PP. Poopoo.
Unknown Speaker 28:20
Wait, hold on. Wait, sorry to say that again. Like my brain connecting the sentence correctly.
Unknown Speaker 28:28
You have they have like this academy and I was going through their website and you could submit an application for your child. So I submitted one for people who listen to
Unknown Speaker 28:42
put your street address I was like 123 like laner I don't remember
Unknown Speaker 28:46
what I put for them. I felt like Chris when I did it, because I feel like Chris is like a very hilarious internet troll and I was just like hey, Beep boop boop. Christian spired
Unknown Speaker 29:01
Did you did you get like any kind of confirmation email thing
Unknown Speaker 29:04
did like poopoo@gmail.com I would not put my fucking I made up everything and half of the shit I left blank. So I don't know how it even accepted it but it wouldn't let me put a fake num phone number because I was just trying to do like 666 or like 6969 So I just like Google the church's phone number and put that on there. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 29:27
Yeah. Now, I'm want to make a bot that just now yeah. Like stupid shit. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 29:37
Yeah, I don't I only have a couple more things a couple months ago, he put a picture of Joe Biden on his Facebook. And it was like him at a podium. And it's kind of dark and there's like red lights behind him. But somebody in the comments will say saying that the photo was altered and the lights were blue. But you know, got to alter it to fit your narrative says everything about the setting was very purposeful. This is the look and feel they want for this dreadful speech. They all worship Satan 1,000%. And that's just the facts side with them all you want, justify their actions, if you please, we are at war with evil, wicked and witchcraft field ideologies of this anti God party, you better make up your mind which side you're on. And yes, it is an us versus them mentality, get over your tiny hurt feelings and do something to save the moral fabric of this nation. I feel assaulted. My workout for the day, screaming and pointing.
Unknown Speaker 30:54
And I think we might have left little baby peepee poopoo at the last gathering of Satan worshipping Well, I'm
Unknown Speaker 31:01
planning I'm just giving him to another Satan worshipping.
Unknown Speaker 31:05
Let's just just throw him in for sacrifice. We're not really using him anyway. It's
Unknown Speaker 31:08
fine. I'll have another peepee poopoo find out eat it eat my child like I did last time.
Unknown Speaker 31:15
I mean, how was he gonna stay young forever. It's true.
Unknown Speaker 31:20
And then like, he has a couple of videos, where I took a screen grab a one of them. He's like in front of a picture of a lion. And he's like, going off about stuff and saying that they are coming for the churches and the non or the conservatives, and that he's been to Trump's house and Mar a Lago and he's really mad that they're investigating him, but why are they not looking at Hunter Biden's laptop? And Greg Locke has also said that he has seen that laptop and he's seen what's on it. And there's child pornography on it. He has seen it with his own eyes
Unknown Speaker 32:01
just like that video of Hillary Clinton
Unknown Speaker 32:05
or whatever had what was that called?
Unknown Speaker 32:07
swapped out Avi oh wait that's a short one.
Unknown Speaker 32:11
Yeah yeah yeah, damn it bothered me that I can't remember it
Unknown Speaker 32:25
but yeah, like Delhi debt. No, it was it was some stupid ass name. Jingle or something? I can't remember
Unknown Speaker 32:33
what it was but it's frazzled rip you stupid bitches. I think that might be all I have. Yeah, oh, I went and looked at his wife's Facebook page a little bit.
Unknown Speaker 32:52
And current life. Oh, yeah. Current.
Unknown Speaker 32:55
No, those are one that's just obsolete. She does exist. See found a different one. But yeah, she just kind of looks like now like she's being held hostage. But she just has like, a weird look on her face. Like a weird
Unknown Speaker 33:12
like Billy Ray Cyrus's girlfriend, them bearing now and I think she's like 23 But yeah, the the looks. She just seems it's like there's like a general uncomfortableness. That's how this Chiclet you can just read on her face and stuff. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 33:34
Tell this lady is. And she has a lot of those like, I don't know if they're called like profile badges or whatever. But, like on Facebook, you can put a border that's like medical freedom. Oh, yeah. She has a lot of medical freedom. And then she also does like, some pro life ones that I should have written it down.
Unknown Speaker 33:56
Is it like the boomers where they like stack them all on top of each other? Because they just recycled the old profile picture frame on it.
Unknown Speaker 34:03
And though that would be awesome, but I think she's probably young enough to where like, she knows not to do that. But yeah, something like so
Unknown Speaker 34:11
you're telling me he swapped his wife for a younger woman? Yes. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 34:16
he traded her first a younger model. Because why not? I mean, she's not like super young, but she's younger than a boomer. I'm gonna find what this quick it's something with a T Oh, yeah, TT caca. Poopoo it is. Now her name is Ty yeesh
Unknown Speaker 34:39
Tasha page Oh Taisha. Like oh, nevermind. I was thinking of an old show. But it was called mo Isha and nighttime. Mom We shall.
Unknown Speaker 34:51
T AIS H A. And it looks like she has a tattoo. So that's pretty Oh, they're edgy. They are aren't saying bullcrap and getting tattoos? My kids going to that church. It's wild. Oh, this this profile thing is take their hand not their life. Hashtag pro life and
Unknown Speaker 35:13
proud. shake their hands not their life. On honestly, wait, is that? Is that him with her? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 35:24
He looks a little different when he's not on stage preaching, but like she looks like his daughter. Yeah, I think
Unknown Speaker 35:31
in this picture, she does look a little younger, but she's not like super young. Okay. I would say they're roughly the same age. I mean, she is a little younger, it looks like but not like crazy. I'm gonna sound
Unknown Speaker 35:43
like a creep, but I want to go look in the background of like all of their images.
Unknown Speaker 35:47
Yeah, I might do it.
Unknown Speaker 35:52
Or with how they edit pictures and talk shit about other people. We could edit their pictures and talk shit about them. That's a good idea.
Unknown Speaker 35:58
There is one of pester Locke, where he's, he like photoshopped himself in front of what's the place where the President lives the White House. He photoshopped himself in front of that and then put like a Trump pence banner.
Unknown Speaker 36:15
Hmm. I hope he never tries to run for president. Oh, Alyssa just handed me a picture. And oh, he called this douche bag. Douche. Douche Mukesh pictures. But He's, um, yeah, him and his wife are kissing around a tree like you know, peeking them around and like, Oh, I found you kiss. And let's see what else we it's it's a picture of a kid throwing up a rainbow. And among our school kids with
Unknown Speaker 36:44
the LGBTQ agenda.
Unknown Speaker 36:46
It says come out in Jesus name. And then there's one it has Kim Kardashian. And then a zombie on low right side and it says we see the world through different lenses. You see the flesh. I see the spirit and the spirits all like booked up and stuff.
Unknown Speaker 37:07
Yeah. Like, back sweat angel wings. Oh, please tell me someone was like, Look, it is true. He's like a messenger of God. He pretty
Unknown Speaker 37:23
much said that he posted this I'll post it on Instagram. But it's like the back of his suit. There's like sweat marks it looks like from like he was wearing a vest under it. And it's like it's proof we're surrounded by angels.
Unknown Speaker 37:39
Okay, next time I go to the aerial gym because I usually have a little mat that I put under whatever apparatus I'm on. And then I'll sit on it or lay on it and then all my like butts wet and stuff on it. I'm gonna take a picture of that and find Jesus in it. You should. He shows us this face came out of my swamp.
Unknown Speaker 37:59
Man, it would have been better if it was was asked. But yeah, it's back. Talk about Holy Spirit. Whoo. Whoo. Oh, yeah. He got banned from YouTube. And I think April. Yeah. But I feel like there's probably another whole thing I could do. So look for that in the future. I bet he's going to be on Twitter a lot. Now since he's banned from that, too. Oh, really? Yeah, he got banned. And like September of last year, things are gonna
Unknown Speaker 38:27
get unbanned since Elon, Elon
Unknown Speaker 38:30
question. That's a very good question. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 38:33
It's funny whenever I heard like, he officially had it. I just like went and uninstalled Twitter. Like I even use it. But I was like, now I'll never fucking use.
Unknown Speaker 38:42
Yeah, I didn't know he had PayPal. To which so yeah, he
Unknown Speaker 38:46
started uh, I think that was like his first venture was PayPal. bought that from someone else. And then he's one of those guys like, you know, Steve Jobs from someone else. Push it out there. Move on to the next thing. exploit people
Unknown Speaker 39:01
and become a Billy. Yeah, fuck the American way. Hmm, okay, well, I'm done screaming sorry. So it was a bit intense. And sorry, to Brandon for having to adjust the levels of May screaming as he edits.
Unknown Speaker 39:17
Oh, no, it's cool. We have a system down now. And he has so many things where like he doesn't it does all that shit. Like, kind of on its own. Okay, perfect. He spent time doing it. So I guess we'll just give a quick kudos to Brandon.
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Clapping now faffing.
Unknown Speaker 39:34
Thank you for all the hard work you do on producing Well, I don't know if we're producing the right word. Me being I know that you do like post production. So I edited it and when I hand it off to him and he makes it sound like good. Quality. Yeah, it's quality. Okay, so anyway, speaking of quality, I have something called already researched to share with you Yeah, quality is not really quality. But that was that was the that's the segue I chose to take. So this is I gave this three titles. I didn't really decide on a title. I'm gonna guess before I read it. I didn't really get to read over all of these notes that I made. So I hope so sorry if I kind of have to backtrack on some stuff or whatever. But yeah, I thought we're gonna do this next week, because I'm so sad. Tina had to Tina had to pass on today. But um, next week, yeah, figure that out. Um, so this is a life of praises, slash sweepstakes life slash Mesabi. Have you heard of this?
Unknown Speaker 40:53
Is this just like people's lives getting ruined by money like winning the lottery?
Unknown Speaker 40:58
Well, no, although that would be a great topic for another time. This is just about like one particular person. Oh, no,
Unknown Speaker 41:04
I don't think I know this.
Unknown Speaker 41:06
I cool. I'm excited. So this is a story about Mesabi. And I got these. I got a lot of my notes from a few videos on YouTube. One is the most evil livestream ever by penguins. One is the sabe, Japan's cruel joke, part one. And there's also a part two by boat salmon. And there's lots of video that goes with this. So if you're interested in checking it out, I highly recommend those two sources. So here we go. In 1998, sweepstakes life was started, a large group of comedians were gathered. And this was presented to them as essentially their big break, they would get to be on TV, they would just have to commit a lot of time and effort to this gig. They had each person draw a ticket, and the one with the winning ticket was selected to be this breakout star. Now Sue Japanese for a plant was given his nickname because of the shape of his head. And there's another reason why but there's another potential reason that he got this nickname, which I'll get to later, but I'm not 100% sure on how he got the nickname, but that's not that big of a deal. But in my research brain, I was like, I have to know how he got the nickname. The producers of the show take him to a tiny ass apartment with basically nothing in it. There was a shower, a radio, a telephone, a gas burner, a sink, and a large rack of magazines, a stack of postcards, a small table and a single cushion. He was also he was also told to remove all his clothing, including his underwear. He was clearly shy and nervous about this and the interview. Sometime after this experience. He was quoted saying it wasn't just my personal sort of shame or sort of issue about nudity, per se. My dad was a cop. And when he when I first announced that I was going to when I first announced that for my career choice, it was going to be comedy. He was not thrilled. And he had to go through some things to get out. And we had to go through some things to get him around the idea. And he said, the one thing I must never do in public is strip. So this was kind of like, Ah, man, I'm yeah. I'm
Unknown Speaker 43:25
Daddy Pig, he's gonna be stabbed.
Unknown Speaker 43:29
Then the producer asked him if he knows what's required of him. And he replies something related with price contests, because he sees all the magazine stands. And the producer asks, and what do you want more than anything in the world? And he replies my close. And then at that moment, it clicks, that he has to try to win close through the sweepstakes. But
Unknown Speaker 43:56
vaguely familiar, I don't think, yeah, I don't know much at all.
Unknown Speaker 44:00
But that's not all. He must also win 1 million yen worth of prizes, which is about 8000 to 10,000 US dollars, and must also win food to eat. To quote him again from a later interview. While starvation was a good word for it, the staff got together and would give me basically a very simple little bread each day. So I had bread and water essentially for the first two weeks. But then, as soon as, as the results started to come in results, I assume he's meaning like the people walking and stuff, which we'll get to that again later. Then that stop everything shifted over entirely into things that I could win through sweepstakes. So you might be thinking, well, they had a phone there and he could just talk to people while he was there trying to earn this money. Um, so it wouldn't be that bad but he was allowed no outside contact with anybody. I think me Maybe if they had to call him or if he had an emergency or maybe had a call for a sweepstakes. Um, so yeah, he was not allowed any contact with family, friends or anyone else else outside. And he must swap the tapes on the camera himself. And they would come by to collect them. And so while like, yes, he had no contacts, they would come by pick up the tapes, someone would occasionally like knock on the door like one time a postman was like, Hey, you have to change your name on the thing, which is kind of depressing for him because he's in this room for a long time. We'll get into it more, but it's like, you know, he that's like his only human contact. One time, um, someone accidentally got ramen delivered to the wrong place. So it was like, Oh, no wrong place. And they had to take the ramen and oh, yeah, it was depressing. So
Unknown Speaker 45:58
he's the opposite of us. He wanted knocks on the door. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:03
He was excited for that. Yeah, so they would come by and collect the tapes. They leave in this lobby. He's just kind of like, What the fuck is this real? Like, am I really gonna have to stay here and, like, get a million worth of prizes. Um, and so with nothing else to do, he begins to fill out a bunch of sweepstakes. He was averaging like 200 to 300 a day. The producers would add stuff, like over the video like sparkly words and stuff. I don't really know how to describe it. But you know, like, Japanese game shows where they like, they'll put like a word on it. And it's like, sparkly or they have a little character or a lady just saying something like super peppy and Happy Nation. Yeah. So they kind of flipped it all to just seem like a happy little happy little thing.
Unknown Speaker 46:49
But he's naked still at this point. Yes. He's still naked. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 46:54
Weirdly, like they were just trying to make the situation cute. Kind of like how we were saying, Sorry, I just got back into my script. So he was an instant hit in Japan with about 16 million viewers. Whoa. Which is insane, even by today's numbers, like I think that was even more than like, Game of Thrones and shit. Whoa, so yeah, he was really big when this was going on. He was quoted later saying. I mean, that was maybe a time when Japan was going through some things and they needed to meet it to do that sort of thing. Roughly 50 years of prosperity has finally come to a close and people were really uncertain about their futures. I think people just tended to watch the show and say I got it bad. But look at pouring this up. He's got it worse. Oh, now there's a lot more awareness of the week and people who need extra support in Japan. And I don't think the average Japanese they would not they would think it was funny that there was a guy naked in a room somewhere. I might have quoted that last part wrong. I think he said it was they wouldn't think it was funny. Um, but yeah. So back to like his experience. I felt like I kind of like pulled out with like, some quotes and stuff. So he's like, just just starting this experience naked in a room with laner out Yeah, peter out, slinging around. Nothing to do but fill out sweepstakes. Like, within the first few days, he already begins to noticeably lose weight. He won his first prize after two weeks. It was fiber jelly in the foil packets. Yeah. down a couple days later. Date. 20 Which I guess is not whatever day 20 He wants a large bag of rice. He's so excited. He dances with celebration. But then the only issue was he had nothing to cook the rice.
Unknown Speaker 48:55
But yeah, I've invested Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 48:59
So he they provided him a burner like a burner plate. But she didn't have anything to cook with. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 49:05
didn't think about the panning because he has water right? Yes, the sink and
Unknown Speaker 49:09
sink and water. He tries eating it raw, but quickly realizes lots of Nope. He tried using one one of the foil packets from the jelly. And so he puts the rice and hot water in there and leaves it to sit overnight. But it was just really disgusting when he tried to. And so he figured out he could put the foil packet close enough to the flame of the burner. And so he was able to kind of cook like a racy porridge kind of thing. Um, but he finally had like food to eat so he obviously didn't care. He also won a bike which he was able to turn into a stationary bike so it wasn't completely you Slist
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but he's like starving, exercising.
Unknown Speaker 50:07
He also want a bottle of Saki. Or I guess it's just I can find some food like, like spaghetti, because he was able to use that can from the Saki to upgrade is cooking. So used it like a little pie to cook like the rice in the spaghetti noodles in, which was a big upgrade from his jelly fiber packets. And he finally won his first item of clothing. It was a pair of used women's underwear. Like Japan.
Unknown Speaker 50:46
And like, I felt it was gonna be like a shirt, he could tie around his waist or something. But it's like, it's like you use song. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 50:56
Which was too small, didn't even fit him. So he couldn't even wear it. Oh, my gosh. Um, you also want a stuffed steel, which he named banana. Sue was right. Um, this became pretty much his only form of companionship, oh, walking around the apartment and have fun with it, like a real pet. Like talk to it and stuff. And you know, sometimes he'd get something that was good. He was like, Oh, I owe this all to you. Oh, but he also had this little action figure from like an anime that he would kind of treat like a trainer kind of person. And he would have it like, talk to him. He'd be like, Oh, you're doing so good. And as to blah, blah, blah. And you're like, Oh, thank you master blah, blah, blah. And he like, punches trying to train and stuff. So yeah. Let's see. So he finally won some meat. Five steaks. Oh, he cooks his first piece of meat, piece of meat by hovering over the flame of the burner with a pin.
Unknown Speaker 52:04
It's just like, so depressing. Like, he doesn't have a refrigerator. Right? COC like five steaks on a day maybe think?
Unknown Speaker 52:13
Yeah, I think so. Or cook them and
Unknown Speaker 52:16
more. Oh, man. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 52:19
I don't have like the full details on that. But yeah, I don't think he had like a fridge or anything that kind of like keeps us stuck on meat. But yeah, and also keep in mind like this is these tapes are being picked up and then put out onto the TV, which he doesn't know is happening right away, because they're like, Hey, we're gonna put you through this experience. And you know, something might come out of it. We don't know. But they full force with it. Wow. Okay. And of course, he used a lot, or won a lot of things that like he couldn't really use at all, like a PlayStation game that came with a special controller and Spice Girl tickets
Unknown Speaker 53:00
is like staring at the wall. It's like, oh, I mean, it'd be fun to press the button.
Unknown Speaker 53:12
It definitely pretend for sure. But while these things didn't really provide him anything in the moment, he it was still like added towards his total winnings or whatever to for that 1 million yen accumulation question
Unknown Speaker 53:30
I forgot to ask like, with a sweepstakes, it would be like him applying to like, or, like, you know, those things at the mall where it's like, you can win a card, like things like that. Yeah, but just to win random things.
Unknown Speaker 53:44
And then whatever they their price was would be like the equivalent for him.
Unknown Speaker 53:49
Like, and he had to get to 1 million yen.
Unknown Speaker 53:51
Yes. And just a side note, in one of the videos, I was watching, it was saying that, um, Japan's like really big on like sweepstakes and stuff. They kind of use that. Okay, well, that makes more sense. Yeah, these are the, like ads and stuff like that. So then this whole show came about because I guess Japan was going through some tough, economical times. And they were like, I wonder if someone could live off of sweepstakes. And so that's kind of how this came to fruition. So three months in, so all this stuff has been happening over the course of three months. Wow. He wins a vacuum. A TV. TV is cool. A toothbrush and toothpaste. Oh, no, it didn't. Oh, yeah. He doesn't have toilet paper either. So like No, no kind of sanitary? Oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 54:45
I mean, I guess at least he has the shower so he can like wash the poop off. Yeah, still. Yeah, soap in the shower, just the water, just the water. I'd be like, hey dial soap company. He taught me down for like, million entries, sheds,
Unknown Speaker 55:06
um, and the TV was unfortunately useless because there was no antenna or cable or anything to hook it up to so it was just static. They had a doctor visit to check on his health and reported he was healthy. But I mean, honestly, like, Who knows if that was a real doctor or like what? You know, yeah, we're just kind of trying to keep up appearances. Um, around this time, he has eaten the last of his race and has to resort to eating dog food he won. What anti dog food? Ah. After a few months of living off of the dog food and the other little bits of random food he won. He finally won another big bag of rice. He's about six ish months in at this point. Oh my god. Yeah. And he has reached the halfway goal of his target winnings. Yeah, only half
Unknown Speaker 56:05
honestly, this more than I would have thought.
Unknown Speaker 56:08
It's insane. Also, by this point, he has entered roughly 30,000 sweepstakes. Wow, the producers visit him over the middle of the night. And so Mesabi thinks like, you know, since they're here, waking me up in the middle of night, shining flashlights in my fucking face. I guess I won. So like, you know, he's kind of thinking that like he want and stuff. He asks, and someone says no right away, but I still don't know if it really registers to him, but that he's not leaving. Like the, the place or the experience I should say. So they proceed to blindfold him and bring him to another location. This isn't the sabe is first time out in six months and around people and he's just like, you know, kind of delirious and I think they said it was like five hours away. And so once they arrive and remove his blindfold subi is shocked to find that everything is laid out exactly the same as the apartment he had just left
Unknown Speaker 57:23
right. Person who came up with this idea also had other shows that were pretty kind of like brutal like this. I didn't know about any of them to like just before but apparently there was one where a guy had to like hitchhike an insane amount of distance or something. And in another interview, he was like, Yeah, I feel like I got lucky compared to what some other people had to do. But he his was just the most famous of all of them. So it
Unknown Speaker 57:49
was an actual other apartment or did they just drive them around for five hours an
Unknown Speaker 57:53
actual other apartment, but they set it up exactly the same? They call him that they had to move room renewed luck. Um, but I mean, it just, it just seems like they had another reason for moving him like either people had found out where the apartment was or something. Yeah. So at this new place, he quickly wins a really nice chair and desk set so that gives him a good bit of money. As he's showing off his new when he reveals how much his nails have grown. Oh, no. Which is Yeah, another thing that I just didn't really think about his nails grew quite long. I would say about the length of like, fake nails like girls poop on her. Oh, no. He's not wiping his butt. So Oh, either.
Unknown Speaker 58:49
I feel like there has to be
Unknown Speaker 58:52
thunder. Um, yeah. Probably. Under they're
Unknown Speaker 58:58
getting around. I mean, like, he doesn't have so I feel like so like helps grip to things to wash them away. So I don't I will say
Unknown Speaker 59:07
they didn't look terribly dirty or disgusting, though. He didn't look like Yeah, super disgusting. Smiley. Sad, bad. Yeah. And also another detail about this new room. Unbeknownst in Isabey. Sorry, if I just say his name so many different ways throughout this. Um, this whole thing would actually be live streamed. Even when he thought he was not recording don't like it. Yep. And since he was naked, they had to have a team of people follow him around with an eggplant like emoji over his over See, I
Unknown Speaker 59:46
was thinking this when you first told me about it. Like that's so much work to edit it out. Like you would think like here. Here's some like, small underwear or something to at least make our editing easier. Well, it
Unknown Speaker 59:58
wouldn't be funny if he was cool. Old situation. After winning a few more little things and running out of food, the producers decide to move him again. And after moving him to this new location, he did one quite a lot of things like VCR, some food and toilet paper. Yay. And so yeah, it's been 10 months. And I'm just like losing a shit. Yeah, he's kind of like, degrading over time. There's some. There's like a time lapse. That one of the videos showed, like a quick little snippet of but um, he does a little intro thing at like, the beginning of his videos where he like, says his name and makes my face. And it just shows like, day one, day 20 day 40 day 60. And you can tell that he's kind of losing it. Because yeah, being in isolation for anyone for any amount of time, even like, more than even 24 hours or less this really fucks your brain. Yeah. Yeah. So he also won a PlayStation. And so he was finally able to use his TV, and the game and the controller that he won for him. Yeah. So this was his first for this. So this was his first form of entertainment. Really, that whole time. So he plays for four days straight. And just a little side note, some people say that this might technically make him the first video game streamer, because he was being live streamed and playing a video game. So yeah. Um, so after that four day, Bender, he burned himself from playing the game so he could continue entering sweepstakes. He wants some tires, like get him super close to the one.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:07
Just these random. They keep it all in the room. So he's just,
Unknown Speaker 1:02:13
like, walk around me. Yeah, he's
Unknown Speaker 1:02:15
just like this maze. There's just like shit all against the side of the wall. And yeah. And then he wins a bag of rice that gets him across the finish line. But he doesn't realize that he won. Oh, shit. And
Unknown Speaker 1:02:28
of course, they're like, we're not going to tell this guy. We're evil. Well.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:33
So this was a total of 335 days, the production team comes to mind and they pop some party poppers in this space while he's sleeping. So congrats, you won. None of them really talked to him. It's just like party poppers and silence. And he's just like, what, what what's going on in there all just like, recording him. Ah, this is so weird. Yeah. So after 11 months, in one day of all all the shit. They hand him the clothes he arrived in. And having not worn clothes for almost a year, it's pretty uncomfortable and like itchy and just not think about them. And they also gave him a bowl of pork ramen to eat. It's not over though. The producers took them to Korea to celebrate. They had they took them to like an amusement park and had a lot of awesome food. And it looks like he's having like a really good time. Then they blindfold him and take him to another fucking room because they wanted a Korean version of the show. Necessarily. Yeah. The subi is just shocked and depressed. In a later interview. He says when I got off on the other side in Korea, I took off the mask and they said congratulations, you've achieved your $10,000 This is your reward. You you get a big trip to Korea. So I get to do a little sightseeing that day. And I thought, wow, that was so long. Boy what I've been through, but then at the end of the day, they took me back to my room. And there was the same exact room they had set up in the same exact way. This was just like somebody had pulled the rug out from under me. And I just fell. I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know humans could be that cruel. I lost all energy. It's like somebody had just sucked the life out of me. I didn't want to talk. I didn't want to breathe. I didn't want to move a muscle. I had reached the end. I was just I was finished. I told the producer that I wouldn't do it. I refused. And we went back and forth for a while. And we went back and forth for a while actually. But in the end kudos to his skill as a negotiator. I did give in and do the last section of it. When asked about why he did it. He said Well, it was I just got exhausted. If anything, I mean, he wasn't leaving. I couldn't just sort of get up and storm out. I had no preparations for being in Korea. And so at the end, I just said, Yeah, whatever. So
Unknown Speaker 1:05:12
they like essentially kind of held him captive.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:14
Yeah. I mean, like, wow, they even um, I'll just read it because then this next part. So, he must now inter Korean sweepstakes using a Korean Japanese dictionary, because this is all in fucking Korean. Ah, and when enough to win enough yen to fly back home.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:35
Well, so hopefully it's shorter. I mean, I don't know what the conversion rate is. But I mean, yeah, hopefully it's less money.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:43
Yeah, I mean, it's a little for ticket. Yeah. Um, and so the producer on the camera asked if you don't want to do it, just say so. But then the sabe says he'll do it. But, you know, the interview later, it sounds sounds like he was really kind of tucked into doing it. And that was just for the cameras. So they take his clothes again, and left him, left them to it. He first want a box of bananas, and being a master of the sweepstakes now. He was able to win the target within just about two months. Oh, okay. So yeah, he fucking slammed it. Unhappy that the show would be ending the producers decided to upgrade the department goal.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:30
Get this man out?
Unknown Speaker 1:06:31
I know, like over a year instead of just a regular plane ticket. When FUCK OFF 9000 Maurienne for a business class ticket. Producers did not tell him he reached the initial goal. Which I thought was interesting, because you mentioned that earlier. Do you want to say something real quick?
Unknown Speaker 1:06:51
I'm just shaking my head just like these people. Wow. Yes, it's blowing my mind.
Unknown Speaker 1:06:58
So they didn't tell him he reached the initial goal and just let them keep going after slaying the fuck out of the new goal that he didn't even know about? No. producers decided that they would increase the goal. Don't do it. So first class ticket. So regular ticket business class ticket, first class ticket now. Um, and an x ray. Sorry. My notes is unclear about this. I don't know if the ticket was an extra 10 or $20,000. Yen? Or if he just had to get enough yen for the ticket plus 20,000 yen?
Unknown Speaker 1:07:32
Do we know how far it is from Korea to Japan? Like is it very far? Because why is this taking cost so much?
Unknown Speaker 1:07:42
I don't know. Um, it might just be because we're talking in yen and not American dollars.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:47
But still, I wouldn't think like such a big
Unknown Speaker 1:07:52
I don't know. They probably put like douche tax on it.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:57
Let's see if Apple Maps will let me do carry on. Okay, sorry, go. Let me stop talking.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:07
Um Oh, and so the way that they kind of went about this pricing crit crease to the audience was like, Um, no, no, no, that's not good enough for him. He would want to ride in business class or want to ride in first class like, everybody's
Unknown Speaker 1:08:24
like, yeah. It's a two hour flight. So okay, to our 926 kilometers which I have an arrow I'm a stupid American. He's so fucking pissed. Oh, 720 miles from say, never know how to say this word, but from the place of Korea to Tokyo. Okay. So I feel like that's right. Yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 1:08:53
I think it's just soul. Let us know. Yeah, I would have thought it would have been a lot longer, but I'd be so pissed if I was like a two hour flight away from home. And I couldn't. And I feel like that was so strategic of them to just go to a different country and be like, well, good luck getting home. And like not knowing anyone here.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:16
Not speaking the language. Yeah. So did they just like subtitle everything, or did he have to use the dictionary to talk to the camera?
Unknown Speaker 1:09:26
I think it was still for Japan. But they just did it in Korea. I don't think there was anything that was like a Korean Korean audience. But I think it was supposed to be like a Japanese show still. Oh, in a different sorry. I misunderstood that place next to go to Australia. So he won enough prizes pretty quickly to cover that. And he's finally able to fly back home to Japan.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:55
Let him go
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where they told him and take him into another room where he is left wondering serious Okay, yeah. Oh yeah, no, I wasn't joking. Yeah, they blindfold them again and take them to another room. Okay, take the blindfold off looks the same. He's already used to this routine. So he strips his clothes off and just waits for instruction. Like, just kill me. Yeah. But then the wolves fall from the room. And he's actually on stage in front of a shit ton of people. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:28
I cannot with these producers. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:31
And he's obviously confused and shock. Um, you know, there's 1000s of people in the audience. Everyone yells like, congratulations. And then, um, he's just like, What the fuck is going on? Because you also keep in mind he didn't know about the live stream, let alone that the tapes he was making rather than Yeah, so he's just like, thinks he's still just going through this. And nobody knows about it.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:57
Nobody knows who he is. But he's a huge
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celebrity. Like that may lead Nathan for you episode. Yeah, so everyone's cheering and laughing. And he has no idea what's going on. And it's the, I guess I would recommend watching the videos of this because there's like two, I guess. Like host show hosts kind of like kind of like walk by with them to them with microphones kind of ask him questions. And he's just like, what's going on? And then everybody laughs and he's like, why is everybody laughing? So scary? Yeah, it's,
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it's yeah, it's just like a horror movie.
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Yeah. And so he's, you know, he hasn't talked to anyone for like, over a year, really. And then he's just thrown on a stage in front of 1000s of people and just expected to be like Enron it. So it was, she was really crazy. And so, I guess, this is kind of the time where he kind of starts to learn about, like, how big he's become. And this whole time he was in there, he was journaling. His journals were published as and became best sellers. Why? Knowledge? Yeah. And oh, my gosh, this this? Yeah, there was also like endorsement deals using his likeness. Yeah, and like, so like, Roman that they had an E was, was an endorsement deal. He was like, on magazine covers and stuff. And so like, keep in mind I, all of us as all like still without, like, his consent. He doesn't fucking know. Do so yeah, the entire entire nation had been watching him for 15 months. Um, and later in the interview, he said, and I, and so I sat there realizing that the sort of life was, you know, I was no longer just nobody. The entire nation had been watching me for 15 months. And you know, to be honest, I thought, well, what the hell's that? What is my country doing? Or what is my country coming to? And I was, you know, very happy that the journey was not for nothing, but it's still weird.
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It's an understatement.
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Yeah, it's I think it's just it's just really depressing because it's like he went through some really fucked up stuff, but I feel like Japan I mean, obviously I'm not there so I can't say like this is how it is but I feel like him and Japan aren't taking what happened to him as seriously as they should
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like this was like, like a major traumatic event. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. People are just watching like lol Yeah, like
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talking to the stuff that I'm having fun Korea, but he doesn't know he's supposed to be locked up again.
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Um, so this was the final conclusion of the show. No more. No more line stuff.
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Any blindfolds story.
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Um, it took him about six months of wearing clothes to feel comfortable. said Yeah, and he pretty much lost pretty much all his social skills. He had a lot of trouble like holding normal conversations. And he couldn't really go on to be keeping a comedian because he was a comedian before this and they grabbed a comedian out of a group of comedians to do the right thing like you're gonna be a famous comedian after this and he just like couldn't even like really do it. It did nothing to help his career. Um, wow. So yeah, he he had issues holding conversations wasn't able to come and comedian blah blah, blah. So yeah, I don't know if he made money off of his published journals or not. I would hope he did.
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Yeah, he needs to be set for a while. Yeah.
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If the journals and everything sold really well, so if anything, I hope that he can just like live off with that. But kind of a happy note, he did years after the show, he climbed Mount Everest
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we've ever talked about.
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I feel like I've held a comparison to like what he went through, but um, it said that um, I was in the bait salmons video, so if you want more of the, that's where I got a lot of the interview stuff for him was bait seaman's video. I think penguins does a better job at laying out just like the story in the timeline. But this baked salmon guy, he put in like some good interviews and just other stuff that hadn't really heard about it. Well,
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your version of it was great. I didn't know it was coming. Yeah. How are you? Jamie Knight shamila.
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J night shame. Um, but yeah, he did talk to the producer, like years and years later, the producer had reached out and just I think they met in person and just kind of talked and the producer apologized, and he was like, yeah, no, I think a lot of the stuff I did put people through a lot more than I realized. Which Yeah, yeah, don't fucking say. Um, and Mesabi said, but um, you know, it makes me so mad how, like, reasonable he is with the sky, because he's just like, Yeah, you know, he just wanted to show something that was just like real. And, you know, I might, I would maybe work with him again in the future. And I'm just like, What the fuck? You had to have a gun to your head?
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Do so what is he doing now? Like?
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I don't know, I didn't I didn't look it up. I wanted to, but I didn't have time before. Let me see if I can find it him.
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Because you know, when you're talking about like, losing all the social skills. I mean, we talked about this before we started the podcast, like, even like over the course of the pandemic, like being around people's fucking heart again. And
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like just thinking about that the whole time. I was doing this. I was like, damn, and I wasn't even like a lonely. Yeah.
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And we have the internet and,
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like, let me see if I can find what he's doing. Now. I guess I'll never complain about that again.
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Let's see this says in April 2020. He's tried persuading people to cooperate with the self discipline stay at home order during the wake of COVID-19. Hey, you little bitches.
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Your house. He's the perfect guy for that.
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Oh, oh. Um, but yeah, so I don't know like exactly what he's doing. But I think I heard if I recall from one of the videos I watched it said that um, he just kind of has like, small little gigs here and there. But it's always just like doing like stupid, silly shit naked. So it was just kind of that guy now. It sounds like he has a platform of like, trying to motivate people to get stay in. Like anything the word vaccinated and stuff.
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Pretty. Pretty crazy that the pandemic happened after all this and
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he's like, Yeah, but he's like, nothing will compare it to 1998 through 1999. Or 2000. Yes. Yeah.
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That is so weird.
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I've been wanting to do this one for a while.
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Excellent job.
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Thank you. I hope I did it justice. Because what that poor man is going through and it's just fucking insane. I have no other words to describe it. Like I just Yeah, truly. I just keep like opening my mouth and my eyes get wider. I'm just like,
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what? Like, as you kept telling the story, I'm like, Oh, he didn't have toilet paper. He didn't have this. He didn't have that. I'm like, oh fuck, I
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forgot he didn't like he didn't know thing. Yeah, um, Dan, definitely makes you appreciate all the little things like that you have every day. Amen, sister. Amen. Now Greg xlloxe has to host like a magazine burning to burn although the sweepstakes I'm sorry, I just pulled the press now just I was crazy to the like, took him out on like a day of fun and then then they were just like, nope, JK. Could you even just like that day of fun had to be like so filled with like anxiety and stuff because think that was like all I was at 11 months. At that point. I was first part. Yeah, yeah. And they're like, Alright, I know you've been alone for like, almost a year but let's just take you out to like one of the busiest places ever. Wow. Yeah. So that's The story of subi nisab Whoo. No. I'm sorry. I heard his name 50 times so you can't say
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Wow. Well, that was a good one. Definitely dark cringe. Yeah,
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yeah, a whole episode of
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Do you want to say a happy thing to lift the mood after dark cringe and and that's a lot of pressure but I don't know if it could be a factor. Anything.
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Um so I think I have a fun fact to kind of round out the episode. Um, so a group of kittens quite distinct from cats in more than just the language we use to speak about them are referenced as a Kindle, a letter or an intrigue. Oh, I love it. I'm just nice. I just the names of groups of animals. I love them. So sometimes when I get sad, I just go. It's a good idea to get a list of names for animal groups, because some of them are really good. I don't none of them are coming to mind that are really good, because I'm nervous.
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I'm just picturing myself in a room full of kittens.
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Oh, well, I do have a room full of cats. Like kittens, but you know, I have a room of two kittens. They're cute. They're wild.
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It's funny like watching their personalities develop and Violet is always trying to like, put her face and Artemis is but and I don't know what that's about. I mean, I know it's some animals thing, but I don't know why.
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Um, I know one of them seems to be like, way more playful than the other one too.
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That's our dimension. She's the more social one.
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She's a crazy girl. She's mood she is. Um, I think that's gonna conclude her episode.
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Yeah, we're gonna go eat some Necco Wafers. Jamie is all the
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praise the name of the Lord. Um,
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Things about say buy meat and babies. And we will enter some sweepstakes and let you guys know how it goes. Yes. Bam microphone test microphone test bogus
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toilets bogus shit that's printed weird and like twice there's some on the back. Oh, one of them. Oh, okay. Okay, so yeah, I think I'm just gonna go with it. Sorry. I'm hot all the sudden, my candies. Okay, um, do you have a purple left which many