The backwash of Halloween, welcome to the post-Halloween episode! The ladies recap a recent Halloween party and share a few random things. Get ready for work-related cringe next week. Write your stories in!
The backwash of Halloween, welcome to the post-Halloween episode! The ladies recap a recent Halloween party and share a few random things. Get ready for work-related cringe next week. Write your stories in!
Alyssa had a great Halloween party filled with lots of fun, awesome costumes, and a sprinkle of cringe throughout. Then they fuel up on crab rangoons and Jamie discusses her discovery of “Go to Hell Pants” and horse diving!
Finally - a new corner - is it a southern thing?! What was your sex education experience? Did your high school have a daycare? Did your teacher give you drugs? OR IS IT JUST A SOUTHERN THING?
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
He has a long countdown Yeah, Jamie likes to like countdown and then point. I love it.
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Thanks for teaching me that Kerley
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so I have a party memory that I've been wanting to talk about
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Was this from yesterday or
Unknown Speaker 0:41
this was a couple years ago. This was pre COVID. Okay, wow. Yeah. eternity ago. My gym had a party and I was just like going after work. And I was like, Yeah, I don't think I'm going to drink. I'm just gonna go to the party. So I went and I got there and everybody was like, pretty buzzed and having fun. And I was like, oh, I should have brought a drink. And my friend Jerrell was like, Hey, you can have this drink. And I was like, "Oh, cool. Thanks." You know, like COVID is now the thing. We just were willy nilly sharing drinks,
like baby birding fucking almonds?
Yep, All kinds of shit. So I'm drinking his drink. And I take a drink and I get a little chunk in my mouth. And I take it out. It's a little piece of burger.
Unknown Speaker 1:30
Oh, no, I was gonna say please don't be meat. I mean, anything would be gross, but meat seems more.
Unknown Speaker 1:37
H was like "Oh, my bad like I was eating a burger earlier and I guess I laughed" so I drank my friends burger vodka.
Unknown Speaker 1:51
Sorry, I need a moment because I can feel like I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna but I just I can just feel like my mouth salivating in my throat just laughter podcast
Unknown Speaker 2:07
where it made Jamie nauseous in the first two minutes
Unknown Speaker 2:10
when you showed me that Jack tush video earlier to win on the toilet and I could take the first little turd but when the one more came down and then it smeared on the wall. I was like, Oh,
Unknown Speaker 2:22
I've seen it. I think it's from Jack tush to and it's like somebody shifts in like a dollhouse toilet. But of course the shit just like immediately. I mean, it's 10 times bigger than the toilet. So I highly recommend that one.
Unknown Speaker 2:36
Yeah, it's good. Unless you don't like that stuff then then don't. It's bad. Yeah, I promise this episode won't be filled with that. If you're not into that.
Unknown Speaker 2:46
You're not into poop.
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Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2:50
But yeah, we have a little party last night for Halloween. Best holiday. was super fun. Something embarrassing. I did. I was pretty. Under the Influence. I kind of had to stop everything at one point and have some water because I was like, I'm the host. I can't be far. I remember you telling me long before I left. Because you're like, man, I was trying to
Unknown Speaker 3:17
get more Krong just starting to get fucking trash.
Unknown Speaker 3:22
But I have a little like Instax camera. And I know they're kind of kind of corny and like overdone but I just I do too. And so we're taking pictures and I was gonna take one of like, maybe you're in Chris or something and like, I couldn't see through the lens. And Jamie was like, I think you haven't sideway like a non existent like that was pretty embarrassing.
Unknown Speaker 3:55
I think the first time you didn't hear me and I was like, This is the moment I decide do I let her take it sideways? Or do I put my fears aside and like say
Unknown Speaker 4:07
man George took one upside down though. The white parts on the top
Unknown Speaker 4:13
actually be in my way to hang it up though. And yeah, um Yeah. And I was trying to get some pictures of it to our pictures with the Instax and it was funny because like I had to keep like backing up into kind of weird spots. Yeah, everything in the frame and like some of the spots made me look like Oh, kind of like a weirdo Why do I like like taking pictures of like a weirdo?
Unknown Speaker 4:41
Like looking through people's windows
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and I wanted to make it to where like it you could tell I was behind something. Like, I don't want to like ruin the memory. Maybe next year I'll I'll just be some type of like, creepy stalker person or so. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 4:59
Okay. Don't remember to get it out earlier in the party. Like I didn't get pictures like half the people that were there so bad. I know.
Unknown Speaker 5:09
Alyssa was Guy Fieri, Fieri? Did I say it right or wrong?
Unknown Speaker 5:14
My friend Ashley last night was like pronouncing it all like the other one from Alabama. Oh, yeah. We happened to hear somebody talk about like, fucking cousins and I was like, my friend from Alabama. Hi, I'm from Mississippi. But yeah, she was doing a Yeti. I was like, Are you an Italian? Alabama and I was there call called
Unknown Speaker 5:38
Sweet at talons. Swing. And how about I don't know. I was trying to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers thing happened Letta I needed more time for Okay. Um, and yeah, there was also some other like, fucking awesome costumes. Oh
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my god. Joining guard.
Unknown Speaker 5:57
Yeah, waiting guys. The Brandon and I were waiting guards off
Unknown Speaker 6:00
Jamie's way because it was the best. It was great.
Unknown Speaker 6:04
Yeah, and I so yeah, it was Wayne. And it was funny because I told Brandon and I was like, our personalities are definitely assigned, like properly. Oh, yeah. So, um, yeah. And then George and Jason carboy. Number three. Yes. Um, they were us.
Unknown Speaker 6:28
It was so awesome. Actually joked about that before. And I was like, Oh, y'all should do it. And then they're like, then you really want to?
Unknown Speaker 6:36
And they're like, let's do it. Bro. Like, telepathic moment.
Unknown Speaker 6:41
It was amazing. And I felt like George was really fucking hot in that way.
Unknown Speaker 6:48
Well, you're gonna hang on to it for a while.
Unknown Speaker 6:55
Yeah, it's like you should grow your hair out. And he was like, no.
Unknown Speaker 7:01
Well, after seeing Brandon in his wake, I was like, don't grow your butt. Yeah, man. Whenever I first saw them, I had to do like a double take because I was like, that's the list. I was like, Wait, that's me. And Alyssa. I just saw the hair, you know? And I was like, whoa, I'm in. Something else I wanted to say about it was um, I was walking in Walgreens sometime last week. And I was thinking I don't know why I was thinking about this, but I was like, um, you know, I think it's a sign that you know, you've really made it when someone like wears a costume Have you like, oh, shit, it's come true full circle. But like Yeah, cuz I was just like, I don't know. Like you have to like one people have to want they have to like you enough to dress up as you and like two other people would have to kind of notice what it was. Was like, Oh, my heart like it just made me really happy. Want to cry?
Unknown Speaker 8:07
Yeah, whenever they I don't think that you were here when they first came out. But I think you got there a little later. But George went over to Jason's to get ready because I didn't know what he was gonna be. And then they both walked out and I like yelled like, jumped up and down. It was awesome.
Unknown Speaker 8:31
And Raylene got the wigs. I didn't know though. It was yeah, she knew the wigs. Um, what they were gonna be because I got my hair done earlier this week too. And she was like, Yeah, George Slauson picks a costume yet. And I was like I was like, how was he not picked a costume yet? Damn. Um, but yeah, it was just a secret. And oh, and Brandon. He was like, Hey, can you just like backup everything that you have on the podcast on this hard drive, like a couple weeks ago? And I was like, I mean, I guess I don't know why you're so worried. Like, I was like, I have it all on Google Drive. He's like, Yeah, but you know, just go ahead and get it backed up. So we don't have to think about it. I was like, okay, so I just backed it all up on our hard drive that we have. And he was like, Yeah, make sure you get like any pictures and stuff too. So I was like, I
Unknown Speaker 9:22
looked at those for costume. I didn't realize that he knew about it.
Unknown Speaker 9:25
Yeah, I mean, either. And I was like, I don't know it's kind of felt like a surprise party. Almost. Zoom thing.
Unknown Speaker 9:33
Jason wore a maxi skirt as Jamie often does and
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I saw some spins that were very Yeah,
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they do. Oh, Jamie pose
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me right now. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 9:48
No other Jamie. What? Just being weird. The other day for
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us today and like my ADHD is very I've Never done this. I don't know why I'm doing this like post like Jamie and I just syrup like to double horns like I've never ever posed for a picture like that before. Um, but yeah, you'll have to share that video that you got on Instagram. Because it was, it was great. It's really fun to see when someone like portrays you and although, I don't know, little things we'll make fun of you for
Unknown Speaker 10:25
Yeah, George was like, oh, man, I meant to like, go a couple hours into the party, which is how long it takes to listen to get drunk, and then start like kicking people in the butt and like yelling painter and stuff. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 10:38
Did you ever did you ever start doing
Unknown Speaker 10:41
that was like at the end of the night? Like I meant to do that. And by that time, I was drunk and talking about painters. Yeah, so okay. Yeah, I said Painter at some point. And I think somebody thought I said, like, Peter, and I'm like, no painter.
Unknown Speaker 10:58
It's like when her mind knees like it's Lynn Gloria Leviosa. Not Livio Saul. Let's another Harry Potter reference. Sorry. I kind of like one off on the Harry Potter thing before we started the episode today. I was like, these are the different ways you can get to Hogwarts. are for the dragon? I'm not a super, like Potterhead I just watched the movies a lot as a kid. Um, but also speaking of awesome costumes. fat head Melania Wait, hold
Unknown Speaker 11:33
on. Mallanna
Unknown Speaker 11:35
Sorry, I just made your name super exotic.
Unknown Speaker 11:39
That's Donald Trump's wife. Melania they're so similar. Melania Alana just they could be twin. Well, and your
Unknown Speaker 11:47
sister had the brownies with the cookies on them. Called I was like those are Mallanna was and then they're delicious. And then she was like, oh Milanos but people have asked if I'm named after the cookie and I was like, damn it.
Unknown Speaker 12:00
Yeah, so Milan. No. Cookies. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 12:03
Mallanna cookie. Her costume was a like fabulous. Fedora, man.
Unknown Speaker 12:09
Don't really go door to door man. Got a lot of ladies and
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ladies. And even like in the discord mentioned the discord. Drought
Unknown Speaker 12:25
nervous laughter discord. I guess I can link it in the description because I don't know how you're supposed to just find it. Oh, yeah. So yeah, anyway, we have fun on layer. Mallanna is on there lots and lots of funny shit. And I thanked her for some of the Tootsie Rolls that I just like, took a handful of them was like Cass um, and she was like, they didn't let her post the picture. But she, you know, tip like, had like a hat tipping picture that was like You're welcome. Milady um, but it was great. She had a neck beard drawn on. She had a shirt that said
Unknown Speaker 13:03
I can't like cool story babe. No mic man sandwich. Yeah,
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sandwich on it. And she rubbed a Cheeto all over it. So it had like, Cheeto dust on it. And a Mountain Dew basketball shorts, which she had accidentally got some lotion on. So just go with it. You know, it kind of looks like some jizz anyway. Oh, yeah. It was fantastic costume. It
Unknown Speaker 13:29
was amazing. Um, for some reason. Oh, I remember what it was. Like she told me to like look at something like far back on her Instagram. And I saw that and I was like, You should fucking do that costume again. Cuz she's not worthy. Dude, I feel like this time like she really fucking nailed it. I mean, it was good back then. But it was great. This time.
Unknown Speaker 13:54
She got into character so well.
Unknown Speaker 13:58
Yesterday, she was like, Yeah, your podcast is actually pretty good for two female. I guess girls responding.
Unknown Speaker 14:10
Ah, women, women. What do they know?
Unknown Speaker 14:16
It was fine. I think like everybody that's been on the podcast was at the party except for Mike and hope. And I know hope so. I don't know what the fuck happened. I'm like what else?
Unknown Speaker 14:27
Um, oh, and another thing that happened. So
Unknown Speaker 14:34
I had to use the bathroom and the bathroom inside was occupied. So it was gonna go to the one in the the shop. And I asked Brandon where it was in the shop and he's like, oh, here I'll just show you and I was like, No, people are gonna think that we're like leaving to go do you
Unknown Speaker 14:53
and then Raeleen just like loud cap I am strong enough to where I was like, so embarrassed to have sex with my husband
Unknown Speaker 15:14
but yeah, so that was um I don't know that was fun. It was fun.
Unknown Speaker 15:23
And yeah, I don't think I have any other party stuff but we can see if there's anything good in the bathroom. Well, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 15:30
if you come to my house please sign the bathroom guestbook because only about 1% of the people in attendance tip.
Unknown Speaker 15:39
Oh, this is a good one. It's a bitch, bitch. It's Trish. Hey, bitch. It's Trish and yes, I wash my hands think. Oh, that was a good one. Teamer this party's badass. Thank you. I like what you've tweaked. teener it's like painter. So
Unknown Speaker 15:56
it is. I never made that connection. We just call entertainer at work.
Unknown Speaker 16:02
Oh, this was not from the party. But
Unknown Speaker 16:09
this is from when Chris came to. I can. Chris that took me a not piss. And boy, how do you want to say Oh, hot.
Unknown Speaker 16:23
Okay.
Unknown Speaker 16:26
Okay, this my next my comment probably doesn't make sense links. I probably read this as not PIs and sort of hot pics. My comments plasm Oh, shit. I'm keying after Chris took a shit but I think we're podcasting and I am buzzed as fuck.
Unknown Speaker 16:44
With the white claws that tasted like soy sauce. Which Jamie doesn't fucking remember.
Unknown Speaker 16:50
When fucking reg.
Unknown Speaker 16:53
Oh, Rob, came to the party. He brought me a whole case of claws. Yeah, forgot about him until this morning. Yeah, there was so much booze. Like I definitely got way more than we needed. So I have all these claws. And they're the lemonade ones which I haven't true about having one this morning. But I don't want to push my luck. Hit it a little hard yesterday.
Unknown Speaker 17:18
Now I know what you're offering me some of that alcohol. Um, well, I guess let's the alcohol we brought but yeah, and we got to meet his wife. And she told us a hilarious story. But I'm not going to share it because it's not my story. So maybe next time, Rob's on. We'll do that. Which in another episode, I was trying to remember Monty Python. And I said, I couldn't remember the name. I was like shit. I can't remember Rob's probably yelling at the podcast. And he was yelling it and you laugh when I said that. So yay. That's awesome. Very personal moments on the podcast.
Unknown Speaker 18:01
Party was so fun. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 18:03
I have a little food surprise for us if you want to do this. I'm just getting grab it. I was at Costco the other day and saw this and I was like we have to get it.
Unknown Speaker 18:14
Food surprise foods. Pray. It's food. It's food. Its price. Its price. Its food. Its food Oh, Alyssa
Unknown Speaker 18:30
just brought a big bowl thing of clever goons. Now I know why you're like snacking through the podcast. I was like, What are we going to have that we're going to like snack on.
Unknown Speaker 18:42
First crab Rangoon taste test. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 18:47
I mean, we've been talking about crab rangoons a lot lately for some reason. So I saw these at Costco. And I got him.
Unknown Speaker 18:56
There. Okay, thank you. Yeah. We just have to try not to eat in the mic.
Unknown Speaker 19:00
Yeah, the first time we did. We're like, I wish them eating noises will be funny, but they were awful.
Unknown Speaker 19:05
Yeah, it was very, very gross. These pitches eat crab rangoons for like five minutes. What the hell? So that was really delicious.
Unknown Speaker 19:16
We just chatted down. Hell yeah. Ragu, right? Rag raccoon, right, Gregory and
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raccoon Milady
Unknown Speaker 19:30
they have good crab flavor. I'm kind of surprised they do.
Unknown Speaker 19:35
Your walk you got crabs in your mouth.
Unknown Speaker 19:38
Well, what else is new?
Unknown Speaker 19:42
Um, are there any more party things to talk about? Think about my own thinking.
Unknown Speaker 19:57
So there's this phrase on heard the other week. I can't remember if you were actually there or not. So I'm sorry. But um, have you ever heard of the phrase go to hell pants?
Unknown Speaker 20:11
No cuts the new one for me. Yeah,
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because I like, I can't remember what I was watching but they're like, Yeah, and what your best go to hell pants and I was like, What? The? Never heard that. Like, it's a normal thing to say. But
Unknown Speaker 20:23
when what was the thing you were watching? What time period? Was it? Seven?
Unknown Speaker 20:27
Oh, it's like, like now? Yeah, yeah. Never heard of that one. Um, it's actually like, those, like super preppy guy. Pants and stuff that are like, you know, like, bright pink or yellow or
Unknown Speaker 20:41
oh, they're an actual whatever it Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 20:43
Like preppy boy style is actually called like, go to hell. Really sweet. Yeah. So like, that's a new thing. But I just never knew. And when I mentioned to you earlier, I had like a weird phrase thing. I mentioned like, it kind of goes into depth. But like, I just didn't read up a lot on Oh, yeah. But it's like, it started, like at a time, I guess. All the like, professional rich guy business style was like suits and grays. And then
Unknown Speaker 21:17
some boyish industry.
Unknown Speaker 21:20
With color. They're like, go to hell. I'm also a reg. Um, so. Yeah, that's just like a whole fucking thing I didn't know about and I wanted to read more about it. But it was a very long article. And I was like, I don't know. If I cared enough about Yeah. I feel like
Unknown Speaker 21:38
this could be like, somebody who has like a cool startup. He's like, I'm gonna wear these pink pants. You know, it's a weird trend and men's pants though. And sorry if people like it, but it's fucking weird to me. Like, I feel like sometimes men's dress pants. They're like fucking high waters. And you can just like see a bunch of their ankle like, I don't get this. I mean, it'll be like a suit and tie and these like weird short bands. Yes. looks awkward to me.
Unknown Speaker 22:08
Like, I could be totally wrong on this. But I know like the only way guys can like express themselves when wearing a suit. Man that sounds so weird socks or something. Yeah, it's just like socks and a tie. So like, I know guys, some guys like to like buy a lot of like, Cool. Sorry. Yeah. And then like to show them off. So maybe that's that's my best theory.
Unknown Speaker 22:32
I don't know. Man. Give you one. That makes sense. These guys are just like yeah, I'm gonna show my ankles tear my calves to like in horror. Severe calf
Unknown Speaker 22:47
start cat calling them in the office.
Unknown Speaker 22:50
Oh, hey, cowboy.
Unknown Speaker 22:53
Nice cats, baby. You should smile more. Oh, your mom just died. I don't fucking care.
Unknown Speaker 23:03
Oh my god. We went and saw scream a couple of weeks ago. Or maybe last week. It
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was a scream brunch. It
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was awesome. It's awesome. And there's this one point where I can't think of the character's name. But he's Oh, yeah. He's talking to the main character check whose mom died a fucking year ago. She was like brutally murdered. And he was like, you just have to get over this move on for like.
Unknown Speaker 23:29
And then she was like, I know, I'm being selfish with my PTSD. And I just got a little movie screen was one of my favorite movies.
Unknown Speaker 23:38
It was awesome. I haven't seen it in a long time. So good.
Unknown Speaker 23:42
And we saw it at the Alamo. And if you go to a thing like that the elemental they play does some cool stuff like 30 minutes before. And they played this really cringy music video. Getting up Gangnam Style. Yeah, was the song that was doing right. But Ghostface style. I think it was private Ghostface style. And it was like it wasn't funny at all. And it was really bad.
Unknown Speaker 24:10
It was funny because it was so bad. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:13
And like I was trying to take me as we were watching it and I was like I'm so sorry. This is
Unknown Speaker 24:21
this was another video that they played before but Brandon hated it so much. He found it on YouTube. Thumbs down
Unknown Speaker 24:31
I forgot about that. Oh my God, that's hilarious.
Unknown Speaker 24:35
Another funny thing that happened. We sat in the front row, which I was like, Fuck, this is gonna suck. But I guess they have like recliners. I don't know if those in the front rows are all like reclined back and it was fucking awesome. But my chair and Jamie's chair like their leathers when we would do him up and down. Like it was the longest part.
Unknown Speaker 25:00
What else is bugging? Why is it? And you could hear like some other people laugh like behind us? I think so unless they're laughing at the thing. And I was just like, oh my god, everyone's here in my chair right now. Yeah, I think I actually did it like a quiet part. So, another thing that I kind of have talked about and sorry, this is another kind of Wikipedia reading thing. But, um, have you ever heard of a horse diving? No. Do you want to take? I mean,
Unknown Speaker 25:43
tell me about it.
Unknown Speaker 25:45
Do you want to take a guess at what it is? But I mean, it's I guess it's just blatantly obvious what it is. Um,
Unknown Speaker 25:51
horses dive. Yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 25:55
diving horses an attraction that was popular in the mid 1880s. in which a horse would dive into a pool of water, sometimes as firm as high as 60 feet. Oh, yeah. So, and some of these I read so some of these pictures, so show horses like solo. But some of the ones I read with, like, people will be on them too, then sometimes. Very Yeah. Um, looks like these horses don't have blinders on. But there's also other Sorry, I'm looking at pictures. So I feel like I'm not giving you guys context. But um, so yeah, some horses had blinders on. Some didn't. But I mean, like, I don't know just putting blinders on a horse and being like,
Unknown Speaker 26:43
go in the water.
Unknown Speaker 26:47
So let me read a little, a little more about this to you. So William dock Carver, quote, invented horse diving exhibitions allegedly in 1881 Carver was crossing a bridge over. Plate River, Nebraska. This totally just sounds like something that would originate in Nebraska. It just sounds right.
Unknown Speaker 27:13
Isn't it cold there? They make them jump in cold water.
Unknown Speaker 27:16
I don't know. You know, I wouldn't fucking doubt it. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 27:19
mean, I felt like back then just abusing animals was cool. Especially if you can make money from it.
Unknown Speaker 27:26
It doesn't have Phelan let's Okay.
Unknown Speaker 27:29
Lady in the heaven. Um
Unknown Speaker 27:35
Okay, so the bridge was partially collapsed. His horse fell slash dived into the waters below which sorry the horsemen fucking dive it fell in like horses aren't like swear I'm inspiring. The so this inspired him to develop a diving horse Act
Unknown Speaker 27:57
does not know how to swim or does it just
Unknown Speaker 28:01
oh, I guess they like swim out i From what I've read. I haven't read anything about horses. Oh wait. Yes, actually a horse has died. I'll get to that later there was a story with one lady I'm sure it's happened more than that one time but
Unknown Speaker 28:17
damn. Well let's see.
Unknown Speaker 28:21
So the skies sign like created a ramp to like help the horse get up there and you know they constructed like a place to share with this amazing horse diving off. Yeah, so basically it kind of sounds like the sun after he died like the sun and his wife kind of like carried it on.
Unknown Speaker 28:44
And on and bows on her.
Unknown Speaker 28:47
Let's see. There.
Unknown Speaker 28:51
Yeah, so his wife she she and her horse red lips.
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Do not like I don't
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like that name for worse either. Lost their balance on the platform. She survived the fall but was blinded due to detached retinas in both eyes as far as keeping her eyes open. She can Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 29:11
Oh, that sounds so painful.
Unknown Speaker 29:17
And I mean, like, I don't know, I just forced diving sounds dangerous in general. It also sounds cruel to make an animal fucking like. Yeah, I know. I've seen horses and water like crossing rivers and shit and they might be able to like swim a little bit but they're not meant to. Maybe they like it. I don't know. Like, I don't want to speak for the horses but they don't do it anymore. Pretty sure it's not good, bold statement. I know. I'm against horse diving. Yeah, but she still continued horse diving. After Sure thing her sight her in red lips. I don't know if red lips died or not. Because the way they phrase that, like she survived the fall, but they didn't say shit about the horse. That's who we
Unknown Speaker 30:05
care about. Yeah, animals are definitely nicer than people.
Unknown Speaker 30:09
And they made a movie about her. The film based on her life wildhearts can't be broken. Released in 1991 and was based on her memoir a girl and five brave horses. I think those horses had no fucking choice. No GS. And like, I kind of hate that they just made it like it was incredible that she did these like brave bold things. I'm just like, she's like fucking dive off of 60 foot platforms and shit.
Unknown Speaker 30:42
Yeah, that's not like bravery. Interesting. Yes. Like why are you doing that?
Unknown Speaker 30:47
Like it's particularly commendable and an attempt in 2012 to revive the shows was halted when animal welfare advocates petition the owners not hold the shows, obviously, but like didn't like happen. Um, but yeah, it got stopped in the 1970s by pressure from animal rights activist. Briefly resumed and 93 and got down pretty quickly.
Unknown Speaker 31:20
You know what? I bet 2023 is gonna be the year when it comes back again, because we're just in so much fucking nonsense. Like, it seems fitting. Let's bring it now that
Unknown Speaker 31:30
we now that we've talked about it, it's definitely put out into the universe.
Unknown Speaker 31:35
I'm sorry. What am I done?
Unknown Speaker 31:38
But yeah, I can't remember like where I heard about that, but I was like, that's gotta be a fucking joke. But like, holy shit.
Unknown Speaker 31:44
Weird. To the horses were anything like I imagined them wearing like an old fashioned like, diving bell helmet, but
Unknown Speaker 31:54
no, they're just going in there just bare naked. Naked. Nikki, the little
Unknown Speaker 31:59
horses cover band What's the song they sing? That's very long wife if you love me span one week
Unknown Speaker 32:17
still be two horses until I quit.
Unknown Speaker 32:21
Then you detach both retinas. Oh, and I mean, that totally sucks. I don't wish like any person like to go blind but like,
Unknown Speaker 32:32
but like your horses whatever.
Unknown Speaker 32:35
I mean, you know, Mr. Hands, you know?
Unknown Speaker 32:38
Yeah, literally fucked with a horse.
Unknown Speaker 32:40
Yeah, don't tell him about it. They're like, larger than ask them will fucking kill you like don't
Unknown Speaker 32:46
what horses are.
Unknown Speaker 32:50
Some of them I didn't know if you know though, but
Unknown Speaker 32:52
humans to a horse. Oh, what was the mouse mouthwash? Mouthwash cups thing you were gonna say that you said you had something about mouthwash cups.
Unknown Speaker 33:03
Oh, no, I don't. I just don't. I think you asked about something else. Like that's gonna be a lot of mouthwash.
Unknown Speaker 33:11
It didn't mean to derail you from your horses, but I just thought of that. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 33:17
oh, yeah. Okay, I see. I probably phrased that weird. I said I have a mouthwash cup of little things to talk about. I just
Unknown Speaker 33:25
didn't read it. raised it we're small amount.
Unknown Speaker 33:30
Yeah, just a little bit. And yeah, maybe I can find more in horse diving. Another day, but um, you know, Google it.
Unknown Speaker 33:42
The pictures are crazy. Okay, but you don't compete turn on and compete on Google. And you know, thank god Louis. Yeah. Oh, so this was actually a good segue into what I wanted to talk about. And I feel like we could make it a little segment if you've listened to past episodes, we have celebrity cringe corner weird words. So this is a new corner and I think we should call it is that a southern thing? And then Yeah Is it saw there are no American flag waves in the background?
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And then Ted Nugent runs through.
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So the first thing before we had the segment is that Southern was of course the moms because is it just a southern thing? I thought they were all through the South, just Texas, just Texas. But I was talking to Chris about something.
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And I was like, Hey
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do people outside of the South because he's from I Iowa. I was like, Do people in other ways
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our gauge of what's normal is someone from Iowa
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talking shit from no reason for no reason I was like corn were they supposed to corn right? So funny it was like I lived in a matrix
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right but there's probably colored in the city
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when I moved to Mississippi from Hawaii people asked if we like wore shoes and lived in a grass hut on the beach.
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But it was like hey, do people outside of the South call their dad daddy? And he was like absolutely DD because it was just daddy. It's DD a DD C for in my neck of the woods here. It was more like daddy. Your daddy's gonna be real man. When your daddy gets home, and I felt like other family members like if they were referencing my dad, you know they just be like your daddy.
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I think yeah, Daddy was definitely not a word. I use them me.
Unknown Speaker 36:18
I don't think I've ever called my dad daddy. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 36:22
I think I heard some other people use it before even like in a Facebook post. So they like attentionally spelled the word daddy out and shared it with all of their Facebook friends. And
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they say mother and daddy. I hear that a lot. Mother nanny
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or your mama a lot. My mama.
Unknown Speaker 36:44
Oh, but George calls his mom. Oh, really?
Unknown Speaker 36:46
Yeah, Mama mom was like a bigger thing was house so yeah. I was just saying lit like Diddy, because it's like the spoiled little like redneck kids are like Daddy, daddy, a new football or, you know, maybe helped me
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clean this Nero shot.
Unknown Speaker 37:06
Um, let's see. I definitely have it just the smothering thing if
Unknown Speaker 37:14
Oh, one more thing about Chris. He told me to watch this little clip from George Carlin. And it's called My daddy. And it's him talking and he's like, yeah, the spoken people being like my Daddy, this and I'm like, You're a grown man. Fuck your daddy. Really funny
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thing should check it out.
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So my question for is this just the southern thing is daycares that high schools?
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Oh, that's a good one
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because my high school definitely
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one yeah minded across the
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street, but it was for the teachers and the pregnant high schoolers. Yeah.
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Teachers and pregnant high schoolers. And I don't know if your school did this, but my school flipped it. And they may have also made it like a class like a childcare.
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Oh, god, they're like, baby.
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Like, yeah, you know, your friend just had a baby. You may learn take care of that first. So yeah, is it a southern thing?
Unknown Speaker 38:22
That's a good one. Because I truly don't know. I've only ever lived in Texas. So yeah, Chris if you want to since I talk shit about corn. Feel free to Oh, yeah. Back
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totally dump on us about this. Yeah, my high school is actually the highest teen pregnancy rating for walkers is pretty high to like, whoa.
Unknown Speaker 38:46
Fail absence education. Man, my kiddos have all these beautiful babies. Great. Oh, yeah, it was good.
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Yeah, it was so my school only had like an hour of sex ed maybe. And, like, nobody took it seriously. And I I remember, so it was like okay, yeah, everyone has the slip. So if you have any questions, you know, you can fill it out and then
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from the box. Yeah. What's a boner?
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Mine guide this was like it's really dumb. I feel so bad for doing this to this lady. But I was just like, what's your shoe size?
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That is so weird.
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I just thought it would be funny because she didn't read it but she was like, for this one. You know who you are. And I think she's like the answer is eight or like the women give you an answer or something. I don't remember but when she said you know who you are, which is like, oh, and then like I couldn't really hear so I don't really
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did you change your writing to make it not look like you?
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Oh, she was like a traveling like Sex Ed teachers and they just like rotated our classes out to like,
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we had our teachers tell us to not have sex and show us 40 painters that was a big part of ours. We just saw genitals with fucking warts and stuff on them. Oh,
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we didn't get anything like that. Like, just like, yeah, just like one hour and she like told us some stuff. She might have showed us like the condom on the banana thing and just talked about we didn't get the safety stuff or whatever. This kind of generic
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abstinence only that's what we had here. Oh, huh. Yeah, it was just like, No namesakes you can get these diseases, and it's really bad. Whoa, yeah. So they never die. Yeah, like in Mean Girls don't have sex. Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sick standing. Cuz you die. You'll die.
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Man good times in the South. Um, yeah, I
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guess that would be another like, is this a southern thing? Just very bad sex.
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Only sex education.
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One hour
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sex education.
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If that woman is listening, I'm sorry about that question. Stupid.
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But really?
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Would that be if we got a question like that?
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I'm a fucking idiot. I thought
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you're gonna say like an actual question. Like,
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like, no, just
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a tampon go or something?
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In your butt.
Unknown Speaker 41:43
Oh, yeah, it's all tick tock of this girl. She said she started uh, maybe you sent me this. I remember. She said she started her period at summer camp and didn't have anything in her friend was like, oh, yeah, you just use a tampon and stuff and like you just put it on there as easy. Um, so they went canoeing for a while and then at the end of it, there was like a pool blood. And she can't put the tampon up her but
Unknown Speaker 42:12
I've seen several like that. And I'm just like, Whoa, I don't know what happened to me. That's good.
Unknown Speaker 42:19
Yes. Oh, with the daycare. Oh, back to the daycare thing did they do this in your school when it was like trigger treating they would have the kids dress up in their costumes and they would trick or treat down the hall No.
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Like your children, these tiny your children you made spaghetti
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three generations in one building. It's beautiful
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just picturing it and just like the interaction and it goes back to the theory that you have that when there's a kid around like everybody has to be involved. It's all like a thing. And I think
Unknown Speaker 43:22
I might be making this up. I remember another thing where they like write their little tiny bicycles. Or tricycles in the hall, but I might again I might just be making for
Unknown Speaker 43:37
blood so we try to get job during our normal. School is weird as fuck. And there's predators on every corner
Unknown Speaker 43:57
of law school. Yeah. Yeah, we'll have to have to be rockin curly on some time. I'm sure that they have a plethora of stories from that school.
Unknown Speaker 44:09
I did actually do. I don't know why I'm just remembering this. But I did do a drug that came from a teacher at the high school. I was I come again. I can't remember her name. But I think it was rumored that she was like doing it with the sky. There was a migraine. Oh, and I don't know if she left or if it was just like, oh, yeah, that's Miss Smith. She's cool. You can get drugs from her. Yeah, have sex with her. But I don't know why I just remember that now because we've talked about this like multiple times. But we
Unknown Speaker 44:49
speaking of high school drugs, I have this one friend. I've I think I've talked about him before the guy that tried to like access girlfriend. Uh huh. Um, he was like, so we rode the same bus and he was just like, really wanting to get high one day, one morning or afternoon. And he was like, does anybody have anything? I was like, no, he's like, do you have anything at all? I could like snort or whatever else like, I mean, I don't know I might have some like Tylenol or something. And I had pamper in which is you know, like my carrying though. Mitel Oh, it has a pain point.
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I thought so. I
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have no fucking clue.
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I do a Google.
Unknown Speaker 45:37
Sure. Yeah, whatever it is for period cramps. And, yeah, he fucking took one of those and, like, crushed it up. Um, I don't know if he got anything from it at all, but it was like, Okay, you're gonna have a snort. Period cramp medicine. That is
Unknown Speaker 45:58
like fucking weird for these sages. Mitel have caffeine. Yep. Whoa, complete does. Let's see about pampering. Yeah, so I'm like damn caffeine, like straight in your head.
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I don't have a heart attack. Luckily he.
Unknown Speaker 46:17
Okay, so pampering. Is aspirin free and caffeine free?
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Oh my god. Which
Unknown Speaker 46:25
I wonder if my doll is just Excedrin? Just Excedrin has caffeine, doesn't it? They're just like, oh, put it it's the pink tax. Box. And it's more
Unknown Speaker 46:35
for girls. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:37
Cuz they deserve better. Yeah, I had no idea that any lose period medicines had caffeine in them. That's kind of wild. Kind of makes me think that like, maybe they stopped putting cocaine in it. Like, in 2000. Because they're probably like, it's a it's a woman's woman struggles with drugs. It's okay. Make her calm down. So she's nine yakking at me all the time. My wife. Oh, and we had a we didn't have a moment of let's be lawyers on this episode. We did party last night. Yeah. So that
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was fun. Mallanna. And we did the little chat. She didn't do it. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 47:26
You can join us now. I can't remember what we're talking about. I think it was just,
Unknown Speaker 47:34
we're talking about pedos again.
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I really can't remember, but it
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was like, Yeah, let's be fucking
Unknown Speaker 47:47
one other moment from the party. That was awesome. A year in Mallanna. We're talking about how your saxophone players and my sister was probably like, 15 feet away, but she heard it and was like fist pumping. She is a saxophone player.
Unknown Speaker 48:04
And it's your fist pumping right away. But I remember we had a moment where you're like, yeah. Well,
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these rent Ragu. Yeah, Rangoon. That doesn't sound right.
Unknown Speaker 48:21
Or is there an end? Oh, is there an AMI? Oh, no. No. Um, but um, yeah. Hey, we're gonna remember the day for all that content. Tina is gonna be on next. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 48:39
Yeah, yeah. If you have any, like, weird work stories. Definitely send them in. We're gonna Tina and I work together. And we're going to be talking about that. Yeah, Work customer service.
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If you got paid to do it, and it was something weird happened during that time.
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Please let us know. All right, thank you fat heads. Bye. Happy Halloween.
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Passed by But first, I'm gonna tell you about this. Other things super quickly. It's a phrase that I've oh sorry. Okay, let me just test mildly hungover from coffee. Having puppies. Kittens, not us.