THE SECOND HALLOWEEN EPISODE! Can’t believe it’s over a year now - thanks again FatHeads! Join the ladies for some creepypasta and some Halloween urban legends.
THE SECOND HALLOWEEN EPISODE! Can’t believe it’s over a year now - thanks again FatHeads! Join the ladies for some creepypasta and some Halloween urban legends.
Alyssa shares a “cherished” gift with Jamie and they talk about some other recent things that happened before kicking off the Halloween spookiness! (don’t worry it’s only like 10 minutes). The Halloween festivities start off with a few creepy pasta readings! Get the sauce ready!
The ladies share some of their more interesting nightmares before Jamie talks about some Halloween urban legends that hold some truth.
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Music:
[“Strange Lulliby” by DylanTheFish](https://freesound.org/people/DylanTheFish/sounds/482960/) (used for intermission)
[“Mystic Castle” by szegvari](https://freesound.org/people/szegvari/sounds/558274/) (used for background in creepypasta readings)
Unknown Speaker 0:00
So I've been watching a lot of movies lately and it seems like a lot of them have had like parents that get angry at their kid and then like slap them or something but then they're like immediately apologetic Did you ever wonder what that was like?
Unknown Speaker 0:39
Soon as you said immediately apologetic goes like I know
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Welcome to nervous laughter podcast didn't Mickey Lee
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or your traumatize? Alyssa and
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Jamie serving fresh from pizza to slap you with?
Unknown Speaker 1:08
Dude, I was thinking about working at the pizza place the other day and like, there is a point where I realized that I wasn't making as much money as the other two guys that I work with. And so I went to the daughter of the people that own the place, and you sucked her dick. So hard. No, but I was like, Why do I not make as much like I feel like we do equal amounts of work and she was just like, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 1:38
The way the world is Sweetie. Um, well, I got me a lovely. Oh, yeah. Lovely little Halloween. Nifty gift.
Unknown Speaker 1:54
Oh, my God. About one is about one. Oh my god. I'm so excited. I'm just like fumbling. Oh, my God. Look. I'm so excited.
Unknown Speaker 2:11
Okay, so what happened? The other day I sent Jamie. She's talked about having cherish Teddy's as a kid before. For
Unknown Speaker 2:20
those that don't know, it's these little bear figurines. And for me, that was the thing that my grandparents chose for me to collect. And I recently got my collection back. And I was I'm getting rid of all of them except the Halloween ones because they're, they're, they're precious. I cherish. I cherish, cherish these cities, but continue.
Unknown Speaker 2:40
So I sent her a listing on marketplace. And like I didn't thank you. It actually won't one. So I just kind of sending it to you to be like, oh, yeah, look at him. And then you like expressed interest. So there was a lady that had two Halloween ones. And I had already like, set up picking up the bat. Like got it, whatever. Oh, thank you. And then Jamie was like, Oh, I'm gonna see if I can get both of them from her. And so I messaged the lady and I was like, hey, like my friends asking you about this. Like, like, she says funny because Jamie was like, okay, like, hopefully I don't get killed going to get it. And I was almost like, She's really nice. And I was like, Okay, I can't spoil.
Unknown Speaker 3:23
But Alyssa was gonna have my back. It was it actually wasn't that far from Melissa's house. And I was like, Okay, you're close enough. So I'll text you when I get there. And if I don't text you back in five or 10 minutes, like show up with like, a gun or a weapon of some sort. She was like, Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 3:38
got it. Sorry that you ended up driving to get it? Yes, I got that one too. But
Unknown Speaker 3:45
no, that's what I was thinking. I was like, maybe I can ask Alyssa just to go grab it. And I was like, Yeah, I don't want to like make her. Like do that for me, because I don't want to send her to a murderers house.
Unknown Speaker 3:57
Oh, I totally would have because yeah, I'd already been to that lady's house.
Unknown Speaker 4:02
Yeah. And you know, she was nice. It was nice to get more driving in this morning. Oh, gosh, yeah, they're supposed to well, okay, let me rephrase it, because this was me that messed up. So they weren't supposed to be here. I just fucked up. So there was gonna be a coffee truck by my house next weekend, but I mixed it up for this weekend. And I placed an order. And yeah, I realized that's, it's not the right location when I walked up to where I thought it was gonna be. And we drove like 30 minutes.
Unknown Speaker 4:41
I pulled to her house and she was outside and she was like, I fucked up and I was like, what's
Unknown Speaker 4:47
wrong? And she firstly was awkwardly like people walking their dog between us like she parked across the street and we're kind of like trying to talk and they were just like walking between and they were just like, sorry,
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the dogs like breathing heavy or something. Did you You hear them
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out and they just lay it out for a long time, I guess I don't know. I'm not a dog
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person. Like they want him to Jamie. And I was
Unknown Speaker 5:12
like, I don't want to touch it. And they're like, I'm just like, that's great. But I mean, I'm usually kind of nice with dogs. But yeah, I don't know how to still really, like when the kids out in public and everyone's kind of seemed to take responsibility. It's kind of like that with the dog. Like, you have to pet it and be nice to it. Where were you going? Oh,
Unknown Speaker 5:38
you were like I fought Oh, sorry. Yes, she thought the food truck was gonna be in her neighborhood today, but it's actually next weekend. But she already placed an order. And that order was 30. So we went across Austin, but the coffee is good. Yeah, it's been in um, we'll get it again next week. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 5:59
I just actually here. Yeah, try something else. Yeah, I just I really didn't want to, like cancel an order on like a local small business thing and be like, I'm sorry, I need to cancel those three coffees and to toast that you already made and have
Unknown Speaker 6:15
$50 worth of stuff away. Yeah, I was like a bola venture.
Unknown Speaker 6:21
Um, but this is a Halloween episode. Oh, it's proof that we kicked it off with some chairs, Teddy, Halloween.
Unknown Speaker 6:34
I've never seen one of those in person before. Like, it's so tiny. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 6:41
And I'm not into like teddy bears or anything. It's just again, the thing my grandparents picked in the Halloween ones. I'll post pictures of those. But yeah, so to kind of kick off I wanted to mention a little thing I learned about Vincent Price, the master of
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horror for
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word daddy, which I have to research it but I saw a picture of like him and Drew Barrymore and I saw my comments like I guess there were a few like allegations of court things and so fucking look that up to see if I can go watch him. But you know, an awful other awful thing he did. He introduced
Unknown Speaker 7:32
I don't even want to know, I need to know I don't want to but I need to know.
Unknown Speaker 7:39
He introduced dishwasher cooked salmon to the USA
Unknown Speaker 7:50
that was Sam. Okay. Do you know how that came about?
Unknown Speaker 7:55
So I guess I didn't know this about him. But I guess he was also like a gourmet chef of sorts. But he was on a talk show and he talked about one of his favorite things was like dishwasher cooked salmon. And that kind of became a thing after that. So I don't know where he got it from. But I was just like, we're not because I was reading a Wikipedia about dishwasher.
Unknown Speaker 8:24
And I like that you just covered it that way. We're looking at Vincent Price.
Unknown Speaker 8:30
I can't remember how it came across it maybe it was like a cringe Facebook. I don't remember but I was reading the Wikipedia and I was like Vincent Price I was like that's a familiar name. Whoa, what the fuck? That's horror daddy. We have a girl scratching at the door.
Unknown Speaker 8:46
A creepy scratch. Hello lady. There is tries to drink calluses. Coffee.
Unknown Speaker 8:54
I have a little area it's a mommy drink.
Unknown Speaker 8:58
Oh man, I gotta pull that up. So we were the coffee places like a food truck. But you know it goes to different places. So we were like trying to find their fucking website and their phone number and all this. And we pull up their website and I'm gonna read some of the shirts that they had on there because we're laughing they're fucking stupid.
Unknown Speaker 9:24
I remember one was a my birthstones like coffee bean.
Unknown Speaker 9:31
We have a little baby onesie. There's the happy looking coffee cup. It says I'm the reason mommy drinks. We have instant teacher just add coffee.
Unknown Speaker 9:43
I'm gonna have a onesie that's like Daddy cream inside. Don't want to make videos like that one chick now.
Unknown Speaker 9:54
Volunteer to dress up as the guy. I can already picture the mustache when I have it. Make your coffee be stronger than your toddler.
Unknown Speaker 10:04
What's just, toddlers are fucking weak. Yes.
Unknown Speaker 10:11
That's actually all of them except for their regular logo. So that's weird, but oh man. Should we jump over to the
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creepy?
Unknown Speaker 10:23
Moose? I probably should have had a better segue. But yes, I am going to be honest. last podcast on the left always does creepy pasta. And I didn't know what to do that okay? Layers are just Oh no. Okay, I was just telling the listeners who came to it that this wasn't like an original idea at all.
Unknown Speaker 10:47
I highly recommend layer creepy pastas. They're hilarious. They're awesome in kissel does an awesome job reading them very badly. And I love it. And
Unknown Speaker 10:56
I'm going to try to not read them with his inflection, but it's burned into my subconscious one person. I
Unknown Speaker 11:01
just really want a hug.
Unknown Speaker 11:02
Oh my god. Yes. Really good hugs. Chris has met the boys. Yeah, he did like a meet and greet. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 11:12
I really want to do one but I feel like I'd be too like guard. So it'd be scary trying to like, be too cool, because I'm like, freaking out on the inside. Or I would just sound like an idiot. Like, I love you guys. Like I met. Cliff Bleszinski before He created a years of war, which is a video game was very competitive with in my youth. And so I just whenever I met him, I just wanted to be like, hey, like, Thank you for making a game that like
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malroux beings Yeah,
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to that apologize.
Unknown Speaker 11:49
Yeah. You let me chainsaw fucking things and get my anger connected me with like a lot of friends like, oh, yeah, I have a lot of friends to play with. So yeah, that was cool. But I guess I since I opened up with like, saying, like, I really liked Gears of War. He's just like, Yeah, that's great. But you know, I've moved on and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I fucking hate you. Never meet your hero.
Unknown Speaker 12:16
Who Oh, how was that? Awesome. And he was like, You're a good listener. Oh, cuz he gave like a little talk thing. And I was like, Oh my God, if I wasn't married. We would move away together and have a show where I was the co host. And we would help cats around whether
Unknown Speaker 12:37
you agree to it or not. Yeah. So if you want to see cat show hosted by us, let us know because I'd be down for that too. Yes, but to the creepy pasta to the creepy.
Unknown Speaker 12:47
Let's get this pasta boiling. Oh, I put too much salt in the water. Okay, this one's called a trip to the cemetery.
Unknown Speaker 12:59
This is from from my childhood.
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How we're going to Neverland Ranch.
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throwback to an old episode.
Unknown Speaker 13:09
Let's see. On an early dim morning, an elderly woman rested her hand to topple gravestone. Henry Blackwood 1938 through to 2004. She rested flowers on it and wept something she didn't usually do. She always made sure to bring something of Henry's when she made her annual visit to his grave. Her memory wasn't what it used to be in her brain needed help to get it jogged. She brought something he hated his hearing aids to
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listen to your woman.
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I hate my wife throws them away
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I can't I can't do anything wrong if I can't hear. Take out the trash
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she remembered wistfully how he never used them always insisting he had excellent hearing despite the televisions volume up so high. Now all she wanted was his return to her loving embrace. Oh, Henry. She felt her knees and look to the sky. How I wish you'd come back to me. Up in the sky and through her blurred teary vision she saw a red star. It was faint but she heard a malignant chuckle in the star flash to match it. Then it disappeared with the raising son. She wiped away her tears. Strange was that a project of her imagination? She stood up and surveyed the area but saw nothing. It seemed like The moment was merely nothing but old see now womanly mood swings
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there was a woman's trouble
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she smiled at her old, silly old self. A question came to her that felt like part of a dark realization. Could the battery in the hearing aid still work? She attached it to her best ear and turned it on. She could hear rustling of crow feathers in a nearby tree. It probably still work due to her husband's lack of commitment to use it. Then swallowing hard, she rested her ear on the ground above his grave. Her mo mouse dropped in horror, she heard scratching, shuffling Oh, and air. And a familiar voice bellowing a horrified scream. Fans. She can hear her husband's trying to scratch out.
Unknown Speaker 16:03
And she was like, I'm gonna keep them. They're
Unknown Speaker 16:08
just like, you shouldn't listen to me. I can hear you now.
Unknown Speaker 16:13
Should you hear me?
Unknown Speaker 16:16
I sent you a creepy pasta. Jamie. I was telling Jamie before we started recording that. I thought a lot of creepy pastas were gonna be kind of shitty, like this one that she's gonna read. But I'm so excited to read this one. Some of them were like, pretty scary. And I thought they were pretty good. But this is not one of those. She's gonna read.
Unknown Speaker 16:38
Okay, so I I love this one. This is one that is read. Yeah. Damn. You can do it. We can do it. Cuz like, am i mod cast, but it's on a really old one. Yeah, but I feel like I'm not gonna do as good as a job as them though. Of course. You will. But okay. So this one is by is there an author? I don't see an author. It's just some creepy pasta. Okay, so basically, it's like this, man. Why am I doing this like rap song? On my hand? Like, it's like that. You're it's like that, y'all. What song is that? Oh, well. Okay, so basically, it's like this. You are at a friend's house for like, the night or whatever. And then you guys are making out on the couch. Yeah. Yes. Let him fantasies. And then like her dad calls on the phone and says, know if she likes you more if you use the other hand. Yeah, yeah. And you're all like, Oh, dude, your dad is trying to give me advice on how to deal you. Like, I don't have a dad or whatever. But what who was who was
Unknown Speaker 17:59
and then there's a shorter one might read this more in the style that last podcast does. So you're with your honey and you're making now when the phone rings, you answer invoices. Like what are you doing with my daughter? You tell your girl and she say my dad is dead. Then who was that one that made my day that made my day after driving 30 minutes. Well, one hour was honored, but I got to read that one. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 18:40
What's the best one?
Unknown Speaker 18:42
I gotta cherish Teddy and like the pasta man stays really turning around
Unknown Speaker 18:47
Halloween dreams coming true. So this next one is called a more normal restaurant. Oh, from April of 2017.
Unknown Speaker 18:58
Oh, oh, nevermind. This is not the one I'm thinking of. But I'm like, God, it's gonna end with Guy Fieri isn't it? Oh.
Unknown Speaker 19:09
I smile was the waiter came up to me. I heard some stories about this restaurant being disturbing, but everything was fine. Until this point. I felt my grin slipped off my face as I heard her utter a string of forbidden words. I'm sorry, sir. We're all at a garlic bread.
Unknown Speaker 19:28
Are they vampires?
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The end? It's just a tale.
Unknown Speaker 19:36
It's more depressing than scary.
Unknown Speaker 19:38
True. It's scary how much I love garlic.
Unknown Speaker 19:44
I like to twist it in my mind that they're actually vam it's a vampire restaurant. intelligent way to look at but maybe I'm over analyzing it like a Taylor Swift. Oh god.
Unknown Speaker 19:57
Did you listen to the sounds like a coal up? So about her I did.
Unknown Speaker 20:04
Um, and she did actually just drop a new album, or song or something I think's doing really well. And I actually watched the music video. I'm not like 50 or anything, but I watched the video and she actually it seems to poke fun at that because it's like her funeral. And her kids are like super bratty and fighting over who gets the money. And it's the waitress and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah. And they're like, Wait, let me look at her will maybe it has like coded messages. You know how mom will we love code. Like, this is not how a coded message or whatever. So I'm like, okay, she's kind of poking fun at herself. But yeah, that's me. Um, yeah. So, something I wanted to mention about the first creepy pasta. I like how she just like called out a husband. Like, there's enough bad won't like when she's like, Saturday because his lack of commitment.
Unknown Speaker 21:00
What happens when you've been married a long time? You just start to hate them? Yeah, as we see throughout culture all the time.
Unknown Speaker 21:08
Theme Park you'll see a shirt that talks about
Unknown Speaker 21:12
hating my fucking wife. Yep. And all the time spending all the money. It's like my fucking husband. He never listens, never takes out the trash never puts the toilet seat. I'd be fucking pissed. Like, we have different bathrooms, which is a funny thing, because I told Jamie like, he is joy. But like, I never told her like, oh, there's a like, we just use different bathrooms because there's two of them. And she was like, Are you getting a divorce? But really, we just don't want to smell each other's poop smell and stuff. So
Unknown Speaker 21:57
yeah, I just I don't know why it was just like, You guys are separating us. Life's too much. Like it's not sharing a bathroom. But yeah, it was it's like it starts with separating the beds in the same room and then sleeping in different rooms.
Unknown Speaker 22:11
So we're just gonna get twin two twin beds in a room. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 22:15
that's what my parents did
Unknown Speaker 22:26
you're referencing like,
Unknown Speaker 22:27
No, my life. Sorry, you had no context. I'm just like
Unknown Speaker 22:36
That's fucking hilarious. I know. You're talking about like, you know, like, I Love Lucy was the first like, yeah, beds to be shown on TV, but they have like two twin beds. Like, just
Unknown Speaker 22:48
funny because so I can't remember when they did that. But I remember like, I watched I Love Lucy a lot with my mom. beds being separate. So it's like, oh, it's just like a normal thing. Like Lucille? Yeah, she
Unknown Speaker 23:07
she was like your dad snores. So we need twins. So we have to sleep in separate beds.
Unknown Speaker 23:15
Ah, what a beautiful life. I'm so I have that was the last copy pasta you had right? Yes. Cool. Um, oh, next on my list is nightmares. Oh, do you want to start with your nightmare? Or should I start with mine?
Unknown Speaker 23:32
Go first. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 23:33
mine are kind of me. So, this one is just gonna be I have to. This one's just gonna be super quick because I don't remember any of these like, either really super well, because I had them when I was pretty young. Um, oh, maybe I have three. Um, anyway, one, I'll start with the first one. I remember. I was an elementary school. At the time. I still live in Hawaii. So it was like second grade or younger. But it was a black and white dream. One of those. Oh yeah, they're cool. And it started like scanning the neighborhood. Like a camera kind of like scanning the neighborhood. And then there's like an owl which I don't know if I just added this context in my head later, but for some reason I'm like, it's a camera owl or like, you know, like an alien owl like watching and I can't quite remember what happened in between, but it ended with me. Kind of like you know, I met some aliens and stuff. And I had to go dig up one of the Dead Presidents Day to like help them with something. So like, but it was kind of cool because the only color in the dream was whenever I dug the president up and then like we opened up the coffin. I didn't see the body but it was just like, you know, Abraham it was just like glowing green. I was like, Oh, the first there was an alien. I so I guess that's not like a super nightmare but
Unknown Speaker 25:04
no sorry, but I think it was a couple seasons ago in American Horror Story. There was kind of like a subplot where, like a president in the 50s was an alien and there was a secret aliens. Yeah, and it was all in black and white.
Unknown Speaker 25:20
I wonder if I kind of like a cult pamphlet or something? Yeah, I'm wearing it just gotten to my dream. Because I don't know where that came from. I also had one I'm not gonna get into the details of it because I don't remember it well, but it was kind of like escaping like a hostel. Oh, like the movie hostel with the murdering people for like paying to murder people. So yeah, I had a dream that like I was in one of those and then like, I escaped, I think that was in middle school. Another middle school when I have that I love it's so great. It's just like I'm so there's like, Man, my dreams are really funny. There's like these like cannibal people. And it's these scary dreams whenever I was young. And this one was kind of like a camera view too. So it was kind of like a movie form almost. But yeah, so I was just kind of watching this like cannibal mom and son kind of like, um, ripping apart like, you know, people like you know, butchering up the other people and they're out like in the middle of the woods. So it's almost like Friday the 13th I think that's 3d. The second or the third Friday the 13th There's like a mom and son redneck kind of duo and they're not eating people but imagine them meeting people and then so I'm just like kind of watching them from like a high camera angle do their stuff but staying out of the way because I guess like I'm kind of there but kind of not kind of like the Evil Dead camera like zooming around. And then
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the cops show up. And then
Unknown Speaker 27:05
it just the camera just like zooms to a bush and there is a bunny and it just says like, text just pops up and says no one suspects the rabbit and maybe that's when I started watching him like shame on me reason. I don't fucking know.
Unknown Speaker 27:29
Buck boy Hanro
Unknown Speaker 27:34
I'm the fucking cannibal cannibal but you know, murder or rabbit hole either. Had to be some kind of a like it. Like the bunny and the Holy Grail. Um, that movie? Well, I can't think of the dude's name. Rob's probably yelling his name at the podcast right now.
Unknown Speaker 27:57
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Unknown Speaker 28:01
Yeah, it's probably I probably watched that movie and then just some other for some reason. They all just blended together to Weird. Weird nobody suspects the
Unknown Speaker 28:12
rib. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 28:13
but yeah, if you dream about cannibals, just yeah, let me know. Yeah. I want to not feel alone in these weird,
Unknown Speaker 28:19
scary.
Unknown Speaker 28:22
Did you have any weird?
Unknown Speaker 28:24
Come on are kinda weird. So my grandma, who was were super close, she was like a mom to me. Like she died when I was in mortuary school. And like, by that point, I had already like, learned how to embalm and like you know knew how it worked. And
Unknown Speaker 28:44
you were like, full blown goth girl stage. Yeah. What was the the ghost girl? Role of fairy tale? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 28:53
Yeah, so she died. And um, I remember like, you know, we did all our stuff and then like, I was still living in Houston for school. So I went back and just, you know, went back to normal life or whatever. And I had a dream that
Unknown Speaker 29:12
like,
Unknown Speaker 29:13
like, I knew she was dead and I don't remember if she was like in the casket or whatever. But that she was trying to talk to me, but she couldn't because her jaw was like wired shut like they actually do with dead bodies until Oh, well
Unknown Speaker 29:28
it's fucking scary.
Unknown Speaker 29:30
Yeah, that was a fucking weird one.
Unknown Speaker 29:33
Yeah, that's really uncomfortable because like oh, this is more depressing I wanted to say like, did she not have her hearing aid just to make a call back but it felt like a not okay joke to make because
Unknown Speaker 29:47
no. Rip. We love you fucking legend
Unknown Speaker 29:52
granny fat head.
Unknown Speaker 29:57
For anything I want to disrespect no No.
Unknown Speaker 30:02
No, she sounds like she was really awesome. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 30:04
she was like, instead of really like, processing her death, like, I feel like I should have I just started. I've started like collecting all the like, vintage dishes and stuff. That's awesome.
Unknown Speaker 30:18
Yeah. The only like memories I have of my grandma was just like some of the weird shits you would say, because like, we weren't around or that much, so she'd be like, on my ticket, or like, you know, just talking about like,
Unknown Speaker 30:32
does she smoke? I just imagine Yeah, like having a cigarette. Jamie Go, smoke.
Unknown Speaker 30:42
And she also like, one time I was dating a tall guy, and she was like, Oh, are you really short? And like, how is it like, when you guys have sex or whatever? I'm just like, Are you like that level of old? Are you just like, hey, like, do that. So
Unknown Speaker 31:00
George's grandma is she just like, say shit? And I'm like,
Unknown Speaker 31:05
Whoa, what surprised me.
Unknown Speaker 31:07
Like when we were dating. Like I've talked about, like, I was friends with Georgia sister. And so, like, I lived in Kerrville for my first job, and she just ended up living like 30 minutes away. So every once in a while, I would like babysit my like, who would become my nephews. And George's grandma was just like, oh, yeah, you're like dating the babysitter. Right? And I was like sure, grandmother, or life support.
Unknown Speaker 31:43
I deliver pizza to
Unknown Speaker 31:47
a plumber. Pipes. Oh, my other dream is a little less depressing. And this was within the last couple years, I would say. I decided that I was going to kind of try to work on like lucid dreaming, you know, where you can, like,
Unknown Speaker 32:11
navigate your dreams? Yeah. So
Unknown Speaker 32:14
I started working on that. And there were like, a couple steps to do to try to like, like, get yourself in that mindset, like, Oh, I'm awake right now. I'm asleep right now and like little things that you would do. So I started doing that. And then I had this dream. And it was kind of like, you know, in Beetlejuice when they're like in that waiting room for the afterlife. Yeah, it was like that. So I'm in that waiting room. And there's like, all these different characters. And there was like, all this weird shit going on in the waiting room. And I was like, kind of freaked out. But like in the dream, I was like, Oh, it's just a dream. Like, it's totally fine. Yeah. So I'm like, looking around and then there's like, this fucking Cyclops. That was so scary that I can't I don't even know how to describe it. Like I can picture like
Unknown Speaker 33:09
super like realistic looking like he may be or like, cartoony Oh, like
Unknown Speaker 33:13
it was just really scary looking at but it looks like really fucking real. And I remember I was like, okay, like, this is a little bit too much. Like, I don't think I can do this. So I'm like, Okay, I'm going to wake myself up. Well, one of the things are like a couple things that you can do to wake yourself up is like, within the dream, you can like, look into a mirror. And that's supposed to make you realize like, oh, like I'm in a dream consumption movie, kind of. Yeah. And I think you can, like, look at a clock or something to Well, one of the easy things you can like, look at your hands. And they'll be like, you'll not be able to see them or the look different or something. So like that. If you're like no but more about lucid dreaming right in I mean, I was very much a beginner before I stopped. But I looked down and my hands were like fucking like, like Jack Skellington like long in there like kind of black like they were like, wrapped in leather and like, kind of like Edward Scissorhands, like beat up. And in the dream. I look at my hands and I'm like, fuck, and then I couldn't wake up. Oh, no. And then like I woke up I guess a little bit later, but like my heart was pounding.
Unknown Speaker 34:37
Yeah, no, it's terrifying. I feel like I yeah, I don't I wouldn't like that if I was kind of like aware of it. And yeah, no, no, I wouldn't be able to like I wouldn't be let.
Unknown Speaker 34:46
Yeah, so I haven't dabbled in that since then. But if you have let us know, because it's a really cool idea. No, like, oh, like I'm gonna walk around in my dreams and look at what I want to look at and ever boy Yeah.
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Have you ever had a? What's it called? Sleep paralysis?
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Oh God, I don't want to say no. Because then I feel like somehow it'll happen.
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I don't know if like,
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scary phenomena, like the witch on your chest or whatever.
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Yeah, I don't know if I've like legit had it because I've, it's not like I haven't whenever I think I've had it. It's not like stories where people are like, I had a demon on my chest or on my chest or whatever, I kind of feel like someone's next to the bed, kind of there. And then like, I can't make myself wake up. But I'm still kind of like, ah, there's someone there and I
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go away. I'm like, there's somebody in the room, but like, I can't figure out like exactly where they are in the room. And like, yeah, it's fucking weird.
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And then like, sometimes, too. I don't know if I've talked about this before, but if I have like a sheet over my face, I don't know if it's okay now, because I know I've slept with a mask on. And whenever I was scared of like, if I have like a sheet over my face, usually I'll just um, and then I kind of do that. And that like, wake up territory where you're paralyzed. And then I'm just like, feel like I'm suffocating. And then I'm just kind of like, in Kill Bill mode where she's like, we will your big toe. Like I have to move my feet so I can kick myself away. Damn. Scary. I hate it. So I always tried to make sure I don't have a like sheep over my face. Because it's yeah, it's a really scary feeling. I hate it. Do you have any more nightmares?
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That's all I can think of. I feel like I forget them so quickly.
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Yeah, same unless they're like, the three that I did.
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Yeah, I did used to have one where like, a big dog was attacking me.
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I was like, Don't be Whitley.
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I had it a couple times. And like, nobody would help me. And like, I'm not I don't dislike dogs, but I'm very skeptical of them. And I think it's because like that dream was so fucking real. Yeah.
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Um, I'm gonna take a quick break before we move on to my stuff than I have to
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I have a few more things. Are they spooky?
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Spooky and they're dark and involves the death. So if you if you aren't into that kind of thing, this might be a good time to
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leave. You don't love death. Go ahead and wave.
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These are old stories that I feel like some people might have heard before. For sure. I know that you've heard at least one of these. But yeah, so I just wanted to kind of go over like, urban legend things. Some of them are like, okay, but I couldn't really find like, or I didn't choose to like go down the path of these ones. But one was like, I wanted to save for you because it's a witch of spider or a witch hat of spiders. Like the story was like a girl's rushing to go to a party and she puts this old hat on that she found on her grandma's attic that has a bunch of spiders in it.
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I've never heard that one.
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I never heard that one either. But I'm new, new fear.
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Why are addicts always like, evil and spooky? It's just like people's old shit up there. And
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it's just because it's all old and people don't go up there much. And people like to make old stuff scary.
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I was just thinking about I'm like, well, it makes sense. Because all old stuff is supposed to be like oh, that's even though they're probably if there are ghosts. They're ghosts that died in modern times. Well,
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like, Yo, you post that tick tock. They're gonna like dad haunted vape if you smoke it, you go like
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Oh, we should write that creepy. That would be
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a great funny horror movie. I think there's one that's like about a haunted bone.
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Oh, that's awesome.
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Yeah. And another just quick one is just like do you Oh, actually two quick ones. Do you remember like the time like all those client clown sightings are happening? Oh, yeah. It's fucking weird, right?
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We're clowns.
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I don't have any specific stories about it, but just wanted to bring
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Yeah, it was a weird time because I don't think they actually killed anybody but didn't they like fuck a couple of people up?
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I don't know if they actually fucked people up or if people just got real least scared and like, maybe there was like one instance where
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they didn't mean granted. I know tic TOCs not always real. Like I saw tick tock or somebody was like, showed a scar and then they like showed one of those clowns. I was like, wow, yeah.
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Yeah. I know a lot of those videos were like fake and stuff, but a lot of them there was some real shit too
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and tick tock is fake Jamie.
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You mean the fucking IKEA not IKEA. The Wayfair thing didn't actually happen the way through
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tic tock. It's real.
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And then another one. I never heard about this before. But this actually happened like not too long ago. A few years ago, there was a what do they call that with the douchey guys in college, a frat? Oh, frat party rush thing when they like, like, beat up the younger people to join. I can't remember what they call it. Um, but they're doing that. And one of the activities was bobbing for apples, but it was in it wasn't water. It was alcohol and pee. And then when the kids died next day. Why? Yeah, it's fucking like, disgusting. That's awful. Like, probably had pinkeye. And like, I don't know if that's just why pee. Like back was dangerous, but I have kids been like, oh rule but like, like, why? I think I told you this before, but like, my senior or not my senior. But one year at my high school. They had like the senior thing where it's like, the seniors leave and then the class behind them takes their seats. And oh, yeah. And they all threw like, they had balloons of like, derpy and shit that they threw out the
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underclassmen that was so fucking Mississippi. Yeah,
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I think that uh, I think it kind of damaged the floor a little bit and the gym that was in the gymnasium. It was actual piste. It wasn't like the synthetic. No, it was like derpy Damn.
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harmless pranks.
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Um, you remember they
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had what? Oh, like, I know, they have like fake deer PIs. Because you know, you put it on you or whatever. Like how do you get deer piss? I mean, you just like extract it from their bladder after
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they go hunting and stuff. I don't know what they do. And I didn't realize it, but I just remember. Yeah, it'd be like, yeah, yeah, boys, they'll be more whales. They'll I don't want to think about how they collect. One other story I didn't hear about this, but this has always been kind of like a fear of mine, like going to a haunted house and like someone's actually dead. And that did actually happen. Twice. Um, so this article, this is from Time magazine, which like, I didn't realize but they were around since 1923. Oh, wow. This is from 1957. Okay, I'm just gonna read this because it's short. So again, this is from Time magazine in 1957. For several several years, parents and school officials of the local farming community of Utica, Kansas population 300 have worried that youngsters might be injured in the boisterous nearly initiation of high school freshmen by the senior class. So Miss Betty Stevens, English teacher and sponsor of this year's Senior Class decided to try something different. Instead of seeing her charges mill round and all evening. Evening at a rough house gymnasium party. I feel like I read that really weird. She would get the seniors to lead the freshmen on a pre Halloween trip through a haunted house. Principal William Herbert, Sal, age 60 gotten to the spirit of the thing. I thought the kids might get a kick out of finding him hanging in a dark room. How funny would it be if people walked in on my dead body?
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At all?
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Um, one one day last week Miss. Miss Stevens and her seniors took over the abandoned farmhouse two miles outside town scattered paper mache scoles us deer bones toy rattlesnakes and other sneaky spooky bits and pieces in strategic places. But before the party principal Sal, dogged himself with grease paint spattered catch up on his face and enclosed and suspended himself. A rope strung from beneath his arms from the kitchen ceiling. His feet could touch the floor littered with all the little decorations they had One by one the seniors lead the freshmen through the dark house. emitted were weird groans and rattling chains. When they came to the kitchen they briefly flashed a light on the hideous but familiar form that hunk. Well, I didn't really like to put that in there. I mean, I get there saying it's terrifying. Maybe that's just the wording choice of the time, but familiar for him had hung limply and moaned softly. All the freshmen agreed that the hanging man was the scariest spook of all midway in the fund, Miss Stevens slipped into the kitchen with her camera to get a picture she called to sell. There was no answer. She turned on her flashlight. Somehow, as he had moved his feet on the littered floor. Principle slough had slipped. The noose had worked up from his armpits to his neck. And he was dead strangulation.
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Oh my gosh.
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So let's terrifying candy recycling. The same thing happened with a kid setting up for like a haunted hayride kind of thing. Let me get the date on that one. I don't want to read all the details about it. Well, I can't open the link. But yeah, it also similar thing happened with a child. But yeah, that's one of my biggest fears. Yeah, I
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never thought about that until you said it. But
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I mean, yeah, happening. Yeah, just being like, Oh, what a realistic Scary, scary scene. And then you just can't get help because people think that it's not real
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it's terrifying. Um,
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another urban legends that everyone probably knows about. So getting getting poison or sharp objects in your candy. That's not really like a thing that happens, but it did actually happen. So it just kind of became a scare scarer after that. And then with the like Tylenol poisonings, like to Yeah, I think a few years after this happened. That made it wasn't even worse. What were you
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going to talk about the what happened with the poisoning the candy poisoning? Yeah,
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we're gonna talk about that one. Um, I wasn't gonna try to like super research it but
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it's, uh,
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honestly, the Wikipedia article does. It's already really well written. So I'm just gonna read it from there. It was filled in with some little things that I've heard the story before, but hadn't really heard those. So if you're familiar with the story, you know, maybe stick around and you might hear something you haven't heard. And then I have a nice little audio clip. Oh, the play that I hadn't heard before. It's not from the dad or anything. It's just it's a preacher. That's I don't know exactly what he's commenting on but it's from like a new segment. And it's just like people walking in and out of the court and then it just cuts this preacher talking about
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the Lord says watch you can be
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so yeah, let me just go ahead and start reading this and again, sorry, it's just from Wikipedia, but honestly, it's it's written well, and I poked around the the sources a little bit and it seems like the sources were all pretty, pretty good. So nice. On October 31 1974, O'Brien took his two children trick or treating and Pasadena, Texas ye attacks Oh, shit, I didn't realize it was Texas. Again, fun facts are just like not fun facts. But you know, just stuff I'd never knew about this before. Um, O'Brien's neighbor in his two children accompanied them. After visiting a home where the occupant failed to answer the door. The children grew impatient and ran ahead to the next home. While O'Brien stayed behind. He eventually caught up with the group and produced 521 inch pixie sticks, which were which he would later claim he was given from the occupant of the house that had not answered the front door. So it's like yeah, y'all run along, and then he's like, Hey, I'm gonna poison your candy. Um, at the end of the evening, O'Brien gave each of his neighbors to each of his neighbor's children Pixy stick in one each to Timothy and Elizabeth, which was his children. Upon returning home, O'Brien gave the fifth pixie stick to a 10 year old boy, whom he recognized from his church. Before bed, Timothy asked to eat some of the candy he collected and according to Ronald, he chose the pixie sticks. Timothy had trouble getting the powdered candy out of the straw so Brian helped him loosen the powder. Sorry, that just like makes my stomach turn. Yeah, it's awful. After tasting the candy Timothy company claim that it tasted better. It tastes like almond. Oh, sorry, that's a joke in here,
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which is what cyanide tastes like. It's like, it smells like tea right?
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So if you guys get anything that smells like almonds this Halloween just fucking third way, or call the police don't just throw it away call the police. O'Brien then give his son kool aid to wash away the taste. Timothy immediately began to complain that his stomach hurt and ran into the bathroom where he began vomiting and convulsing. O'Brien later claimed that he helped Timothy while he was vomiting and the child went limp in his arms. Timothy O'Brien died in route to the hospital less than after an hour after consuming the candy. Timothy's death from poisoned candy raised fear in the community. Numerous parents in Deer Park and the surrounding area turned in candy their children got from trick or treating to the police, fearing it was laced with poison. The police did not initially suspect Orion of any wrongdoing, until Timothy's autopsy revealed that the pixie sticks he had consumed was laced with a fatal dose of potassium cyanide. Four of the five pixie sticks O'Brien claimed to have received were recovered by authorities from from the other children, none of whom had consumed the candy. Thank fuck, dude. This was something I'd never heard before that I was just like what the fuck? The parents will the fifth child became hysterical when they could not locate the candy after being notified by the police. The parents rushed upstairs to find their son asleep holding the unconsumed candy. The boy had been unable to open the staples that had chilled the wrapper shut. Ah dude, I
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would like
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yeah, I don't blame them for being hysterical. I'd like him to be like,
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let me at that guy,
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ya know? Yeah,
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we'll save money on housing him in the jail
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all five of the pixie sticks are okay. All five of the pixie six had been opened with the top two inches refilled with cyanide powder and released with a staple or resealed with a staple sorry, let me just open this. Yeah,
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you just put the cyanide on top. I mean, like
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mix it in
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like that, that I'm just like, You're a fucking idiot. Like, and like don't do that though. Just he did it so dumb that the of course he got caught.
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Oh, I'll just hang back. You guys go ahead and wait out this house to get candy that you rightfully deserve.
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And like how did like a staple is not a natural thing in candy. Like, why would you fucking staple it out of any method to
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Yeah, like this was the 70s so maybe they weren't like I can use a hair straightener to clamp it but like a fucking staple. Like I feel like a kid would even be like, let's Yeah, why is it stapled? But I guess you know, these children didn't do that. That boy that didn't eat it. Tried to open it and couldn't. Um, let's see. According to a pathologist who tested the pixie sticks the candy consumed by Timothy contained enough cyanide to kill two adults shirts, while the other four candies contain enough to kill three to four adults. Like what the fuck?
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Damn is fucked.
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O'Brien initially told the police that he could not remember which house he got the pixie sticks from Truckee police became suspicious because O'Brien and his neighbor had only taking their children's to home on two streets because it had been raining. Their suspicions increased after learning that none of the homes they visited had given up pixie sticks after walking the neighborhood with police three times O'Brien led them to the home where no one had answered the door and him walking around the neighborhood I must imagine it like When Casey Anthony like went with the police to like cuz she was like I work at Universal Studios and so they went to the park and walked through fucking I'm going crazy shit that was another thing I was thinking about covering but maybe I'll save it for next year because I just didn't really have the time to kill everyone too. So yeah, look forward to that coming out. It won't be a full thing just you know all the crazy shit. She did. I'll try to stick it to my favorite thing
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when last podcast covered that they opened up a saying something like Casey Anthony it was a mildly hot Florida Yeah, they're like we're not gonna talk about it again. She's a little hot. Um,
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let's see. Okay, yeah, so you took them to the house where no one answered. O'Brien claimed that he went back there before catching up with the group. He said the owner of the home did not turn the lights on but did crack the door open to hand him five pixie sticks. Why? That sounds fucking scotch. Just a hand sticks out with like stapled pixie sticks is a staircase. Hey, kid. He claimed to have only seen the man's arm when she described us, Harry. The home was owned by a man named ovarian cysts and like I was
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just thinking like, and it wasn't a white arm that he saw. That's always people that make something out there. Like, I think it was a Hispanic. Yeah, all the
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time. And like, like, I can't remember what the case was. But uh, last podcast covered it too. But the trick was like, he looked kind of it maybe it wasn't on the trial. I think it was a phone call that they played at the trial. I'll get details on it later. I don't fucking know.
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I'm stupid as fuck. This is from the 1996 film The Cable Guy was Jim Carrey.
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Obviously now laughing at that. Yeah, how people are being
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dumb. Yeah.
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Anyway, the home was owned by a man named Courtney Melvin. He was an air traffic traffic controller and did not get home from work until around 11pm That night, so he was rolled out pretty much immediately. Because yeah, okay, this says over 200 people confirmed he had been at work. That's a lot of super solid alibi for him. As their investigation progressed, police learn that Ronald O'Brien was over $100,000 equivalent to about $550,000 in 2021 in debt and had a history of being able unable to hold a job. So this guy's just kind of a flop I mean, considering all this other shit he does Yeah, he's
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just like an old timey and so I was gonna be like a piece of shit. You're like a flop.
Unknown Speaker 57:41
He's a flop. It's just that timer color I read at the okay, you're gonna remember blah in the in the 10 years preceding the crime, Brian O'Brien had held 21 jobs what? Yeah, that's crazy. jobs at the time of his arrest. He was suspected of theft at his job and at Texas State Optical and was close to being fired. His car was about to be repossessed, he had defaulted on several bank loans. And the family home had been foreclosed on. Police discovered that O'Brien had taken out life insurance policies on his children's in the months preceding Timothy's death. Since there's one YouTuber I watch his name is that chapter. I don't know if you've ever watched him. He's a Canadian, but he covers true farm stories and he has uh, anytime life like life insurance is brought up so much and all the stories he has a little thing he's like, and you know what their reasoning was life insurance and it cuts to like this like body and it's like
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of course, it's awful. Like, I'm not trying to like party about this. This is how I cope with things. In January 1974, he had taken out $10,000, which is equivalent to about 55,000 in 2021. Life insurance policies on both of his children. One month before Timothy's death. O'Brien took out an additional $20,000 policies on both children. Did I just read that now? Despite the objections of his life insurance agency, and they're like, Nah, dude, you don't need to take up more money on your kids. Their fucking kids. They don't die is like, oh I've been hearing a lot about candy getting poisoned this year. So I think that this should be careful. Yeah. Instead of like dangerous. Not letting them go trick or treating. Yeah, just
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fucking take out one day. Yeah. Logical.
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Um, the previous policies totaled approximately $60,000 which is crazy to me because like he was, how much in debt to $100,000 and like he would have only gotten like 60,000 like this You're killing your child over not even like paying off your
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debts like you're gonna kill your child at least pocket some cash.
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O'Brien O'Brien's wife maintained that she did not know about the insurance policies on her children's lives. Which at first I wanted to be like, What the fuck? But then, you know, BTK his wife didn't know. Green River Killer his wife didn't know Yeah, or she just, you know, was ignoring the red flags. Police also learned that on the morning after Timothy's death, O'Brien had called his insurance company to inquire about collecting the policies he had taken out on his son. After learning that O'Brien had visited a chemical supply store in Houston to buy cyanide shortly before Halloween 1974 He left without purchasing anything before learning the smallest amount available to purchase was five pounds. And he's like, no kids are small. I just need a little bit. But yet, like, I can't believe he put in enough to kill like multiple adults like that poor fucking kid. So fucked up. Police began to suspect that O'Brien had laced the candies with poison and effort to kill his children to collect on their life insurance policies. They believed he gave the other children poison candy in an effort to cover up his crime. Police repeatedly questioned O'Brien but he maintained his innocence. But don't worry, because he was like executed. Like him. Yeah. So yeah, that's kind of like the story of that. And it had some details that like I didn't know, like, I didn't realize he gave it out to like multiple kids. And I didn't know that they were like stapled shut.
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Yeah. Oh, Staples. Yeah.
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The kid that fell asleep with it. I was like, Oh, my mind was just like, Okay, I have to fucking read this.
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And I have a fucking bone to pick with this asshole. Because of shit like this. When I was a little kid. Like, I was only allowed to go to people's houses we knew, which was like, Yeah, fuckin four people. See all the other kids like out there living it up. And because of this motherfucker, nothing I didn't get to. When I was an older teenager. You know, of course, when I was out on my own doing shit, but yeah, for the first little part of my life. I was like, I don't want to go to Morehouse.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:31
You didn't get the full experience. Yeah, um, yeah, so that's a depressing story. But it happened. It doesn't happen frequently because this person was looking to kill his son. Not random strangers. Yeah, um, I feel like random strangers probably wouldn't put the money until that or so. That's
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another thing. I was just thinking like, I feel like now people are like, people are putting marijuana edibles in the Halloween candy and like you think they're gonna waste money on this random little shithead kid to get now? No, they're gonna eat it themselves. Like that's not that's from me. Like you, you're obviously a loser who doesn't know about drugs?
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That is true. Yeah, and I found this little snippet when I was poking around the references from Wikipedia again, but Wikipedia already article was written greatly and I figured I could at least poke around the stuff just to make sure I do my due diligence if I'm being lazy in that way. And the cool thing about this is this is actually from the Texas archive of moving images so little archive have just been too old Texas, new stuff, I guess. But let me play you a clip. So I'm not gonna play the beginning because it's just like a lady. NEWSCASTER kind of like summing up what I said. But let me fast forward it to a part.
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Judges have been honored. popes have been honored. We even have Georgie girl and a happy hooker. But never once. Have we ever seen anything portraying the correctional officer in the light of a well rounded college educated, clean cut America. And yet he has one of the hardest jobs that there is.
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So at first I thought he was talking about the murder guy. And he has one of the hardest jobs there is so I don't know if that's like he's talking about the judge. But it sounds like he was talking about the murder guy
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because he's like, that's what I got to it's like he's a clean cut guy
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like never seen If clean cut, well educated man murdered someone, fathers don't kill people, of course in the 70s. Like, that was their thing. Like if you're wearing a button up shirt, there's no way you can commit a crime. But we know now, most likely. And it's interesting. I'm sorry, I feel like I'm getting a little off tangent with this. But I was looking at the Texas like, sex registry or motor Street, the older Yeah, the sex offender registry, just to see like, who's around, like your neighborhood. And there's like a handful of people that got in trouble for different things. And I'm like, Why are these people still living in a house? Like in the public?
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I don't know if they can get apartments because they're just like kids. Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna be some stuff. I'm just surprised with some of the people I looked at were like, repeat offenders. Um, it was more for having having pictures and stuff, I guess. But it's still like, if they're getting arrested for having that stuff all the time. They're not going to stop having it like so. Oh, wait
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I forgot to put it in there. So thank you. So we're gonna be lawyers by next week. Yes, definitely can become a lawyer podcast, Legally Blonde. Yes. There is a attorney lady I follow that's like real life Legally Blonde. Girl firms like dresses and pink and stuff. I love it. And she helps people with like immigration issues and stuff. And it seems like she has a way faster turnaround time than what I've heard so good. To be a lawyer.
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I'm
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probably gonna say what we're talking about before we lured the entrepreneurs. Yeah. Sorry that we talked about this a lot. But it's a real life fucking thing. And it aggravates me all the time that people just don't fucking do anything about it. If you say something
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weird, call a motherfucker out. Like,
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don't just be like, Oh, maybe because he's a nice
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guy. We've worked at the factory together for 10 years, like, no, he could be a fucking psycho.
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And they get super loaded, it was really good to call them out. Um, but I thought it was interesting, because I look in some of the areas were, like, rich people would live. And there's not like any some like, it's either. It's almost
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like the law doesn't exist.
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So it's either, like, they can't live in areas like that because of restrictions, or just getting away with it. Which I kind of lean more towards Yeah. So just, you know, just interesting thing I happen to notice, like, like, I guess I like looking at maps, because I did, like a lot of JS stuff. So I'm always like, I'm interested in different areas where people live with more money if there's more like X, Y, or Z. Um, so I was just like,
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I don't know, it's enraging.
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Sorry. I didn't mean to, like spin it into a depressing thing. But something we're talking about made me think about that. Look at your local registry. And it's crazy because Texas has its own because, you know, we're Texas and we're like,
Unknown Speaker 1:08:28
Dude, don't move to the south. A lot of fucked up shit that goes on here. Maybe just choose another region. Yeah, that's not different country control. Yeah. But a region that's not called the Bible Belt. Things are determined by the Bible.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:47
And we have like, you know, high teen pregnancy rates low. What do they call that when you can read? Literacy literacy? low literacy rates?
Unknown Speaker 1:09:00
Yeah, yeah. So feel free to send in a clip of making fun of our accents. That we're from here because I know we like do a lot of British accents and stuff. We're the ones that are not as cool as us so
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yeah, we're dumb. I I love British people and like Australian people, I mean, not all of them but like I feel like they have a better sense of humor.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:27
Yeah, like I don't know like and call people can't schedule it, which I love
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and like if they're being dumb they can just be like, hey, stop being stupid and then like they don't get offended like I knew this one British person when he first moved here. He was buying something with cash and got changed back and she gave him the wrong change and like I guess like England and stuff it's chill just to be like, Oh, you're being dumb just like cold guys probably not being like they might not mean it in like an offensive way. Just be like, Oh, brain fart or something. Yeah, but yeah, she started crying. I would have started crying To someone who said I was being dumb or stupid. Yeah, I would, I would have cried. I remember. Sorry. I don't mean to derail again, but one time Lisam gas station attendant called me out when I was in like middle school because I didn't give her the right amount of cash for something and she was like, Oh, are you an idiot? But now I realize she's the fucking idiot because she's like talking down to a child giving her the wrong
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account like five years ago.
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The fuck
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was stupid bitch. Anyway, um, yeah, that was all I had for like, my spooky stone. Yeah, that's,
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I was hoping you would do the candy thing because
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yeah, I was hoping you wouldn't hate me for I mean, I like hate me. But I know people know the story. So
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I I only found out about it within the past couple of years, probably because I'd always heard that, but I didn't know where it came from. And yeah, it's crazy that people doing stupid shit can just mess up something forever. Yeah, and most people don't even know where that come from comes from or why or,
Unknown Speaker 1:11:14
and there's this crazy little logic of I'm in debt. Let me kill my children to get life insurance money to pay off. Not even like a quarter. I didn't do the math. Don't quote me on that. But, um, I read another article that so I don't know if like, if this was like, legit or not, but I read another article that apparently he was just planning to go on a vacation with that money essentially. Just like dude fucking least use it to pay off your debt. Like, so. I don't know. Like, it just it just angers me. I'm glad he got the death penalty. I'm not huge on the death penalty. But if you can, like fully prove that someone did something that heinous and fucked up. Go for it. Yeah, like Ted Bundy. Go for it but yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:12:15
I mean, there's some stuff that's like, so heinous. Where I'm like, oh, like, how are people not like, oh, yeah, that person should get murdered in prison. Yeah, things that are so awful that like
Unknown Speaker 1:12:30
yeah, like Jeffrey Dahmer in prison. I'm like, I think I'm okay with that. Like, I don't know if he was, oh, wait, he could not get the death penalty. He wasn't really shot. We did he want to be shot. I am thinking someone else but I know he wanted the death penalty. But it wasn't legal. where he was. So yeah, he couldn't get it. And then us a Guy murdered him in prison.
Unknown Speaker 1:12:55
Do you know who wrote a 12 page? I think it was 12 page paper on Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, Chris did were talking about it recently. And I was like, oh, find it I want to read it and he doesn't know if he can find it.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:11
Or something. You're just like a side research project. Thanks. Cool.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:13
Oh, yeah, cuz he said he got me. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. So cool.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:19
I'm pretty curious of like, what class that was for and stuff. Um, but yeah, fuck him. Not Chris Jeffrey Dahmer. Um, hey, Spock, Jeff.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:32
Um, yeah, so
Unknown Speaker 1:13:36
sorry to go off on a tangent about death penalty. But there's there's lots of gray areas with it just because, you know, there's been cases where people are wrongfully fans and then they got the death penalty and then only to find out that they didn't. didn't fucking do it with like evidence. So. Yeah, I don't know. Don't hate us. I'm trying to figure out how to become a lawyer.
Unknown Speaker 1:14:03
Lawyers because it's gonna be Halloween ish time when this comes out.
Unknown Speaker 1:14:09
Yeah. We lawyers. Oh, yeah. Lawyers like candy. Okay, yeah. So that's, um, wraps up our Halloween episode, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 1:14:18
Oh, do you want to say what your favorite Halloween candy is just in Donna.
Unknown Speaker 1:14:23
I know. So it's funny because me and Brandon were actually looking at Halloween candy last night trying to decide what to get because I was like, We need to get good stuff. Yeah. Um, and then he was like, and I forgot because I wanted to ask you about this. He was like, oh, Blow Pops. And I was like, fucking blow. Are you kidding me?
Unknown Speaker 1:14:46
Are you fucking
Unknown Speaker 1:14:49
know like chocolate? Yeah, really? I'd be pissed off if I got a Blow Pop for Halloween. I
Unknown Speaker 1:14:54
mean his but I'd be like,
Unknown Speaker 1:14:57
man, yeah, he started like the best and I'm like I think I'd rather have a Tootsie Pop. Like, no, no, no. Like I love you have to have some bubblegum flavor with it like chocolate. It's just a little too much with the fruit. I'm like, now and like I looked up like Halloween candy like an ACB and I was scrolling through no fucking Blow Pops anywhere. So we had a look, we'll pop separately. So I'm sorry if you come to my house and get a fucking blow because I feel like no kids are gonna show up so we're just gonna be stuck with I mean, how do you feel about that? I
Unknown Speaker 1:15:34
know I kind of just talk shit about boy pops, but I'll eat the leftovers. So like in my room.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:39
I mean, I'll eat it but it's not like it would be the last thing you eat and my halloween bag. Yeah, favorite.
Unknown Speaker 1:15:46
I like
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if we're staying with a blow pop,
Unknown Speaker 1:15:51
theme not chocolate. actually really like dots. Like when you get those little mini boxes. But normally chocolate. I like her. She's a new Yeah, Reese's, and. Oh, yeah. Forgot the other one. I was gonna say yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:16:08
I think my jam is like KitKats I love KitKats especially frozen Skittles. Now and Laters I love the little packs. And now in layers you get and then I didn't get this much. But this is just my like, the little old lady that lives inside of my heart. I love getting the short little stacks of the Necco Wafers. That's your blue. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So give me back away for her suffered about No, I'm just kidding. I don't know how I feel about them now. I've been so long since I had them but I just remember loving them as a child for the licorice flavor ones. I love licorice. The look I just I was just like, Get out of my house. That's my
Unknown Speaker 1:17:00
opinion.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:01
Do you like licorice enough to like, like Swedish delight or like, I don't know if I know what that is. But it's like a super licorice flavored licorice with like salt. I think the licorice flavors like intensified.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:16
It's totally not called that.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:19
I've never had that but will
Unknown Speaker 1:17:21
someday Yeah, I know. Hate it. So.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:25
I love licorice. Like getting the jelly beans. I get like a whole bag of black jelly beans. So good.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:31
You're nasty. Everybody thinks it's okay. I like that. You can have my licorice and I didn't.
Unknown Speaker 1:17:41
I kind of felt like that would be gross because it's kind of chalky and I don't know if so because
Unknown Speaker 1:17:47
I guess I just like dry Plancius that's my heritage All right, well, um, stay safe out there. This Halloween fat heads. Um, if anything smells like almonds. Don't eat it. If there is a treat that stapled shut down, eat it. Use your best judgment don't drink and drive.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:16
Wear sunscreen.
Unknown Speaker 1:18:17
Let's trigger three things at night. It's what trigger trainings at night. What do you mean? Like? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:18:29
I'm sorry. I'm just thinking of like, what are tips that I can help people with in the season three quarter. Although where I did look before they had curfews around Halloween and shit. It was like more. Mexican were controlled. Yeah. But that wasn't Texas. So now that's a Mississippi where we lacked the rules like keep everyone like restricted. Okay, yeah, so yeah. And how are you?
Unknown Speaker 1:19:09
Traveling 60 minutes for coffee. That's my bag
Unknown Speaker 1:19:21
her fucking stupid white bitches and drove 30 minutes to get coffee that iced coffee.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:28
And we're mad or not mad but disappointed. We didn't see the fall selection.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:36
Next week? Yes.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:39
Should I do the shorter one or the longer one or both again? Oh,
Unknown Speaker 1:19:43
it's all of it. Yeah, well, yeah, there's
Unknown Speaker 1:19:44
like two different versions. Yeah, one is longer and one's a little shorter.
Unknown Speaker 1:19:49
Whatever you think I'll give you creative freedom. Oh, creative. Oh
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I'm sorry. I just like froze confusion that was weird like press the button