Join Alyssa and Jamie for a Disney filled episode in spirit of Alyssa's recent vacation.
Join Alyssa and Jamie for a Disney filled episode in spirit of Alyssa's recent vacation.
Alyssa kicks off the episode with a story from one of the fellow Fatheads, thanks Milana! Then the ladies dive into some some Disney cringe and some depressing things for the spooky season.
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So I know Alyssa that you are a fan of moms. And there was a student in Round Rock that created a 50 foot homecoming mega mum
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shaking my head you can't see it I was just the picture that picture night. Okay, she sent me a thing and was like don't look at it. Yeah,
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yeah. Stupid watch a mock. So
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yeah, the Texas there's like letters on the Texas I thought it was misshapen at first but
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damn, that's yeah.
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That's something it's hanging from an upstairs balcony and dangling down and there's three girls that look like they would make mums like this standing under it.
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Yeah, that's all good. Um, I guess. Um, well, I was about to say it's bigger than a person but you know, so that's 15 feet. So obviously yummy mouthwash cups. That is
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wash cups. Oh, I meant to send you this video I saw the other day but it was a tick tock and I want to say it was an Alabama.
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Wait, did they do that in
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Alabama? Tick tock. Moms Okay. Somewhere in the South. That does mom's which I've learned isn't everywhere. Are we talking to random?
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Mom, not my town. Not him.
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But it was showing these crazy moms that people had made. Some of them made two. And they were asking how much each one cost? People are spending like fucking 500 plus dollars on shit.
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I remember one kids that was like over 1000 Fuck, like, put that money towards a car? I
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don't know. Must be richest fuck. Well, your ears are about to be rich as fuck love. Welcome, everybody. I'm Alyssa.
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I'm Jamie. Jamie, and we are your hosts.
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Here ready for about
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Oh, speaking of our podcast, we have a discord and it's fun, you should get on it if you like that kind of thing. And for into the podcasts Mallanna that will definitely be having on the future. She wrote us a little thing about her experience listening. So I'm gonna pull that up. So she says, I'm gonna go ahead and start this channel off with a story related to the podcast. My attention span is shit. So podcasts are usually a no go for me. But I found that I can listen some while working. So I'm making my way through the archive. After starting at the beginning, I'm on Episode Three listening to listening at work with headphones on and Alyssa is talking about pantsing George and I just snort laughed really loud. To the point that my coworker just looked over at me gasp to see what was going on. And I did this while holding and examining a death certificate. So it must have looked so bad. And I just kept giggling while holding someone's desk.
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This is great. Like how the sky that was always today. Um yeah, I love that story. Thank you. It's kind of like, I hope that's kind of like the expected outcome that we have when you listen to the puck. I think do you Ark has also had some laughing out loud at work stories.
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Love it. Yeah, we often hate ourselves and think what we're doing is dumb. So
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you welcome to the show.
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That was kind of a theme.
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Um, thank you Mallanna for for your lovely story and starting off that cringe posting. Yes, her head.
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She has a Halloween costume that I'm not going to tell you about. But I'm so fucking excited and I can't wait for you to see it. Okay, I'm
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super excited. Yeah, me too. What are oh wait, you told me what you're gonna be?
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I'm either gonna be guy theory or Miss Piggy
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combo.
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Oh yeah kid pick up very, very
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excited yeah, we're gonna be waiting birth. I want to um I told Brandon that I want to come in till the Garstang song.
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Oh hell yeah. That was yeah
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segway segway, what's the Segway? And an attempt to segue.
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Speaking of Halloween, Alyssa was recently at Disney and universal for Halloween and she has a little bit of cringe to share. Oh, yeah.
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So I thought you were gonna be talking about something. So that's why I just stared. I'm sorry.
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How do I segue? I thought you're
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stupid. You're good. Um,
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I'm gonna breeze through a couple of T shirts. A couple more. So there was a lady wearing a black shirt and it had like fall leaves all over it. And it said fall for Jesus. He never leaves. Oh. And I was looking at it like what the fuck? And my sister's like hey, you see that lady shirt? My notes
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nice like dad
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joke
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and the Lord. That joke though the leaves.
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Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, never leaves.
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There is a
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That one's for Mike.
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But um, that's for him to drummer. A big thing at Disney is like you wear matching shirts. So it'll be like, Oh, mommy, daddy sassy. Whatever the fuck? Well, I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said I don't do matching shirts. So he kind of goes in the hate my wife category with the people we talked about last week. Did you see him? Like
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Was he alone? Or like with the group of other Yeah, he
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was was people. Okay.
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Did they all have matching shirts? I guess
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I don't remember. I just remember seeing it and being like, Are you like being a dick? Kind of
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kind of the same energy as the my pocketbook hurts or whatever shirt?
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I hate to my family spends money. So another one that said, Turn down for Walt. Oh. Hashtag white people.
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I hate it. Yeah,
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that one made me laugh. A couple other random noteworthy things that I observed. I was inside of a building and on the outside. There was a kid licking the glass. And then he like took his hand and like wiped out wiped it off.
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This was post COVID Can't do that.
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Yeah. Ah, no one got me. fucking gross.
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That's like one of the things that I hate about like, for lack of a better way of saying this child infested places is just like the amount of just germs everywhere.
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One time we were at a buffet, pre COVID And I saw this kid go up to the fountain machine. Get a drink. I guess he didn't like the drink after he took a sip of it. So he fucking put it back in the stack of cups and the liquid just like fell down all the new cups.
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Oh, yeah. New fear on law.
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Well, I was at Gatty land which is kind of like a place for kids because it's pizza and games and stuff. But okay, it was like okay, never again. Will I eat at a buffet that's like geared towards children.
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Gonna highly avoid food at any loose places at all cost?
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Yeah. Working Groups.
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If you remember what we're doing, but it just heard this kid as he was walking by go what's a nose job? I have no idea
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what they're doing or learn sooner.
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One learns to
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I wonder how that came up in their conversation. Like thinking
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about it because I feel like it was like one of the parents like talking shit about somebody. Just like fuckin Amber. They're like smoking a cigarette.
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That baitrunner Can I know she has a nose job? She lies about it. Oh, I didn't know his job. Your funky weren't supposed to hear that. Just
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eat your ice cream. He's $8 for it. Shut up and eat your ice cream.
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Stupid.
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Do you I don't know how people fucking afford to take their kids like, they have a little shuttle that, you know, takes you back and forth. There's a family on one of our shuttles that had six kids. Whoa, they ranged from probably like 10 to like, two ish. Holy. Are you made of money? Like, I feel like just for me to go. It was like, probably $1,000. up I was like, oh, that's more than I wanted to spend. Yeah, we were just
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like a family of five. And just like I think about that. Just like even going out to eat. Yeah, how
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can money? Whoa, crazy.
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How did we ever afford eating?
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Don't have kids spend all the money on yourself? Hell yeah. Bling, bling,
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bling. Bling.
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Another thing that I heard walking by. We're walking by this little family. And the mom was telling the grandma this. She said the TSA was ready to get the handcuffs out because he was being so bad. And then the grandma goes blink in his name was fucking Lincoln. I'm sorry. That's a stupid name. Yeah,
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I again another curious as to how learn the context around this data. Like what did you
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like? How are you being that fucking bad? And like align is the airport like, what was the kid doing? And why was the parent allowing them to do whatever it was
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like then why is the grandma just like oh, Lincoln. It wasn't that they had pepper spray and a gun.
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Yeah, but that was pretty much it was definitely some people fighting.
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Oh, lovely dudes. Marriages ending.
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Yeah, a lot of dudes that I guess didn't listen to what they were supposed to bring or pack for that day. I heard a couple people that were like, You forgot the bag. I don't know what was in this bag that they're fighting about. But I mean, it was scary.
Unknown Speaker 12:32
Oh, I'm sorry. My brain went to a really weird place because of some of the like, cringy adult things I've seen. I'm just like, oh, is it like a bag of fucking like dildos when they were gonna sneak into different places at the park to like, do weird shit because like, I'm pretty sure that's also a really? I mean, I don't know that for sure. But like, we're like my brains going just like, I don't know. I was looking through because I went back into the Disney cringe group this morning. Oh, and there was like Disney like lingerie and like stuff like that. Some of the cringe I have today isn't like about that. But yeah,
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lingerie.
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Yeah. Of like the like as the different princesses and stuff like that, which I don't know if all of them I mean, I'm sure that it's not supposed to be in the context of being underage. But I think someone a little princesses are deranged. Yeah, they're like, kind of weird.
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Young women living at their parents house. Ya know, before I pass it off to you do you ever get like see ads or whatever for like stuff with Disney Princesses but they have like tattoos and they're like edgy Disney princesses. Yeah. That made me think
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that a lot and they have like
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gauges.
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Yeah, or alternative. Yeah.
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I saw one I saw in the group this morning was like a was it Cinderella, like old school Cinderella. And she was like an pinup garb. Tune Up. And I was like, God, I'm like a lot of comments for like, she's like, 16 or whatever. And
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on that note, I'll pass off the cringe hat to you.
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Doo doo doo doo. This itches.
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It's full of nervous sweat.
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Okay, so feel free to go ahead and open the Google Drive link that I sent to you.
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Knock my glasses under the microphone.
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And we can just go through them in order. Oh, we left to right. Well, obviously, let's order but I'm just like, maybe we don't get mixed up with top to bottom. Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm just like I'm in the wrong drive. Let me click it again. Okay.
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Cool. So let's open the first picture explain the listener. Yeah. Baby Yoda that's like painted pink with like,
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Oh no, I'm on the wrong. Which one are you on? Maybe fucking thin blue.
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So we'll start there. Okay. Yeah. No, no, you're good. I don't mean borders. Yeah, so it's a, it's a couple with matching Disney tattoos. But first of all, I'm not going to knock you for if you have a Disney tattoo, you are matching tattoos? Fine.
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That's fine.
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stupid tattoos are just a weird mix of pair of stuff. It's like the comic or wine cup Blue Line tattoo you in Mickey heads
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and like the girl has a mini blue bow.
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And there's fireworks in the background. So it's just a weird kind of cringy
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in the final. Like shitty like, I mean, not that any of it's good. But like, like Mickey's head is huge. And the fireworks are like tiny, tiny palm tree looking thing.
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Yeah, it just kind of just looks like palm trees or like little sparks.
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Oh, no, I think we are out of order.
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Okay, um, so just go to the next picture. Just like describe what you see. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah,
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this is bam. This
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was like more of the matching shirts. It says I wanted the D. A, stupidly, that's supposed to be the woman shirt because it's pink. Thanks for now. And the other one. The matching one says I gave her the D and both the DS or maybe with the Mickey ears?
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Like where are you wearing these fucking shirts? Hopefully not to Disney.
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There's another picture I have in there. If you can see like another picture of like people wearing shirts. So it's a family. And the husband and wife are wearing those shirts. Just a little different style. And then the children shirts. Have the years that I assume they were Yeah. Called the birthday. 2019. So and one looks small. So maybe that's just the year they went?
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Oh, yeah.
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But yeah, and they have a couple strollers to coordinate those are for the kids that are walking, but
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yeah, they have to fucking wearing that
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those Yeah, at Disney.
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And it's in the context of Disney. Yeah.
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And I know some people are gonna be like, well, listen, kids can't read and this like, you know, not in the context. But it's just like it's a place for children. Yeah, so it's just kind of like, weird to wear
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that stuff. Like, I don't like if you wouldn't
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wear it to work. Don't wear it to Disney World. Let's just say that again.
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I'm kind of surprised they let him in because I've heard that they have like a dress code type of thing.
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Yeah, yeah. And there was also a trend for a while where people would wear stuff that went against the dress code so they could get a free shirt or whatever. Yeah,
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I heard about it. Now I think they make you buy your own or something. I don't I don't know. I'm not wearing shirts about fucking a Disney so I have no fucking idea.
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Maybe they're the people that are bugging at Disney and they must place their bag adult told you to get the bag in the like the bag is like labeled dildo and the D is like the Disney D there's like, like, like in the pixie lady Tinkerbell Tinkerbell just like on their laptop. Yeah, so the next one is just a post that says, are the strollers at Disney big enough to hold an eight year old. I already know the amount of walking is going to be a struggle for her by the middle of the week. She's too big for any other stroller Thanks in advance. Which like, I don't know, if you know it's going to be a struggle for your eight year old maybe just plan breaks and naps and
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or wait until she's old enough to be able to do it.
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Like Yeah. Like don't be like, Oh, no, they're just like, feel like they're just dragging their kid around Disneyland for themselves. Maybe that's an unfair assumption. But it's like, I know she's going to be exhausted but push her to keep going.
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Yeah, I mean, I think that's a fair assumption. Because you know, my sister and I were in our 30s and like, every once in a while one of us would be like, I have to fucking sit down or like I have to get a drink. Or you know if it was just like really crowded we would be like, Okay, I'm like at my fucking limit was people we need to like, step over here away. So like in kids don't really have the words to express that until it's too late and they're fucking crying and so like, hey, yeah, so I mean like, this is another adult like, figure shit out. Yeah, weird. Yeah.
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Okay, what's the next one? He
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actually ate one of these.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, so this one it's uh, it has a picture of like a empty
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like strawberry
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frozen fruit bar thing. And the Post says, so went to the park Saturday and went to the ice cream cart in front of Dumbo asked for strawberry outshine bar. And this is what they handed me. Isn't this false advertising? My little girl wouldn't touch it. So the fruit bar It's like a It's a brand a different brand called like helados Mexico instead of outshine. And it's like a touch of racism. Yeah, exactly. And you can also see a child eating if I can.
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Wow, so this person just wanted to be on time for no reason. And another
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person in the cringe group pointed out, in the top left of the wrapper, you can see a reflection of a kid in the stroller in a stroller eating the fruit bar. So he bought this for multiple of his children, and they both ate them. So that's great. That's kind of funny.
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I love people.
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And the next one is another post. It's says we are in ranchos, which is, you know, like one of their resorts or whatever, and have no hot water. We have cold reception. No staff can leave the building. We need to wash bottle for our grandson can't even get through
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to ask for kettle. That's Boomer written all.
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over it.
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And British, British Army baby.
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I felt like British people wouldn't be that way. Yeah, they'd be like a little more
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polite about it. Or a bloke complain? Yeah. Um, but yeah, it's funny. It's like, I don't know what was going on or the context of it. But it's like, no staff can leave the building. And they're like, there's got to be something weird going on. You don't worry about getting like hot water.
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That sounds like Oh, no user error. Oh, one thing I was gonna mention. There were like a lot of Scottish people. Oh, really? Yeah.
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Did you tell me what the reason why that was? Yeah. What I think
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it was. Our Uber driver was telling us that I guess they'll have like really cheap flights from the UK into the Orlando airport. But oh, yeah, we were talking about this because I was like, oh, that's Scottish people are gonna think I'm like a trashy American. People have like a cool accent. I'm just like, Oh, I wish I had a cool accent like yeah, other than me. I just don't like a loud idiot
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in a valley girl.
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Yeah. oscillate between HC and valley girl somehow.
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Oh, yeah, just a little side tangent before the next picture. One time So Brandon has some springs in Sweden. And a long time ago. He was talking to them on Skype or whatever. And then like I came in and I didn't know he was talking to them on Skype and I just started talking about something and they were like oh my god you sound like American school girl. Like in a mean way. And it was funny because then I got on camera and like said hey and they're like oh yeah, you look more Swedish than her like the Swedish because like I mean I'm not like blonde blonde and say more like brunette now or brown but whatever. Anyway off about my hair. Um, the next image is probably an eight year old in the stroller. I don't know that might not be an eight year old.
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But it says I just noticed sorry
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when your kids not tall enough for fop you and for revised 44 inch now fop here we come. fop is one of the rides like flight of something and it has a height requirements. So she put like these oversized flip flops on her kids to give her a little bit of boost to meet the height requirement.
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Yeah, so she's breaking their safety rules. Yeah,
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no big deal. Dias because they slip out of the ride or some shit, right?
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This is just like, I didn't notice it. First. The shoes. She's wearing white tennis shoes, and then there's flip flops, like on top of the tennis shoes. Like how the fuck are you gonna walk in that like, flip flops are held on by your toes? Like
Unknown Speaker 24:43
that's probably why they have she has her in the stroller, because he's probably like posters or up to the thing like see she's tall enough and if a Disney employee does not notice that I mean, maybe the whole post was a joke, but it's still like stupid. Oh, pretty cringy because like, you know, that's very dangerous. And you know there's height requirements the weight requirements etc. At some other park in Florida it wasn't like a Disney park or anything but um there was one kid that was overweight they they didn't allow him to get on a couple of rides and then I guess one of the rides he got mine for was kind of negligent about it and one get on and she was it passed the weight threshold and he died. Please follow the rules I'm the one exception to the rule. Yeah, I'm so special. I get Rules are made by other people. People don't like following rules, but when it comes to your safety follow rules. Don't safety grass.
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Yeah, like like and they want to be a dumbass. Okay, but your kid? Yeah, I would think you I don't want to do that. Yeah, I don't have any kids. Because I don't want to make those decisions. We have this truck.
Unknown Speaker 26:04
Oh, yeah. So this truck. There's also another picture in this lovely gallery I put together for us. It's like a similar picture, or similar sticker but it's a it's a truck with a sticker that says powered by bitched us.
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And make fun.
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The second image it's like a black and pink jeep. And it also says a powered by a bitch desperate and this one is in Disney font, and it has Tinkerbell like a little tinker. Tinker sprinkle.
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This next one, I've actually seen it before.
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It has the Rapunzel check. And it's a she has a I don't know what kind of gun that is. Ar 30 2015 is
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large and she has like the ear protection so it must be loud too.
Unknown Speaker 27:01
Well, it's funny because it looks like a silencer on the front of it Dami know what that is? Maybe you still need them ear muffs for that. I mean it looks like a silencer or like a flash muzzle. Apparently you know way more about guns than me. So take it away. See if you can. I'm impressed. Thank you. Um, and the picture says we need a Disney princess who open carry
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totally play with guns.
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Yeah. I mean, like, I don't know. I mean, Mulan is pretty badass.
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and stuff. You know that's a warrior princess.
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I think there's something about her though that this type of person with her hair we have
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another thing that's just come up. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to like just been another thing that's come up and a lot of the like, reading I've been doing about Disney World. I don't have like any of the articles. Here. This is just pictures by Bindus reading little articles on the site. And a lot of them just bring up about how much just the fan base of these Disney adults like the super ultra cringy ones that go like 10 times a year and stuff. They're all just pretty much just like a bunch of white. Yeah, like upper way upper middle class people or whatever. And
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you can tell when you went yeah, isn't this weird?
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typically don't spend their money on anything else. A lot of the merchandising is a definitely targeted towards them. Like there was one check. They were interviewing her. And she brought out all these like big plastic bins of like Mickey ears and showed her $30 each. Oh shit. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, damn, that's a lot more expensive than I thought. I also saw this one. I don't know if it was like at a reseller or at the Disney actual disney store. But it was like a special like, Crystal FIDE one. Like a bunch of fake crystals. But it was like 130 bucks or something. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 29:26
yeah, base price is 30 I didn't really when I saw that. I was like, I guess I'm not getting any because some Halloween ones. I was like, oh, it'd be like, Can you picture whatever but yeah, base price is 30. So nothing.
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And I'm not dogging you if you have Mickey ears or even a small collection. Yes. Chick has like bins and I it was over a fourth. Yeah, I think it might have been around 200 Give or take 50 I don't know I can't really quite remember because I wasn't planning on talking about it. Um, but It's funny, because I'll just also say the number is 256. I could be totally wrong. But she was like, Yeah, I have 256. And then the interviewer was like, 256. And then she goes, Well, it sounds crazy when you say it was like, I don't, I think you're just hearing it out loud for the
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damn, it was just
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like, in that moment, she was like, Oh, shit, how much money have I spent on this? But I mean, not like, we haven't spent a lot of money on items that are gonna just sit somewhere. So
Unknown Speaker 30:34
yeah, I was like, Okay, I want to get a souvenir and all the T shirts for like 30 or $40. I was like, I just gonna wear it like here at the park or to work out in so I'm kind of a cheapskate with stuff like that. So I was like, I guess I'm not getting to Disney.
Unknown Speaker 30:51
Oh, yeah, no, that's pretty much the same way I am. And like, I think I got myself one shirt, because I was like, I just have to get a shirt. And then, um, I got a purse, which I used for like, six years until it fell apart. So I got very good mileage. Yeah,
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even magnets and stuff for like, 15 $20. And it's like, I'm good memories until I'm old and it fades away. That's Oh,
Unknown Speaker 31:22
shit. And sorry. Speaking of memories, again, that triggered a another thing that came up in my I don't want to call it research exactly, because I don't have it all here. But just like the kids, like people try to push taking kids to Disney World. Like cool, whatever. Like I remember putting together like web pages for like information that was like curated by like Disney and stuff that was like, You should take your like six, or like your six week old to Disney World to like, build these kinds of memories. And you can take them to these places.
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Where Disney propaganda
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and another YouTuber I was watching. He was talking about Hebrew. He has a memory of when he was really little, which I mean, this could be made up because it's a one on the internet and to he's saying he was really little. But yeah, he's he just has this very specific memory of just being very scared by Ursula. Like a park, which I can totally see because I was scared
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scared in the movie costumes
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people when I was younger, too. So it's
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kind of traumatizing would have been for me.
Unknown Speaker 32:36
So it's funny that you say that because we saw so many just like new babies like walking new and my sister and I are just there's another fetus. Tiny fresh out the slab continued. It's like a fucking hand the baby and then drove from the hospital to Disney. It was so weird to me, like not
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gonna ruin my Disney plans.
Unknown Speaker 33:01
She's like, Man, I I mean, again, I don't know, because I've never done it. But I would think you would want to like, rest after you have birth and know, like 10 miles, but they were just like such tiny babies. It was wild. I mean, more power to you if you want to. Yeah, do that. But it's crazy. Yeah. I've been mad at Mater human. And now I'm gonna walk in.
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I'm gonna enjoy myself.
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Wild. Um, I wonder.
Unknown Speaker 33:32
Isn't there supposed to be like a period of time that you don't like? Extremely socialized your baby? I mean, I'm wrong.
Unknown Speaker 33:43
That I guess you need to like get certain vaccinations for it before you take it out. But yeah, I've always thought the same thing. Like, I mean, people are nasty even before COVID You can get colds and all kinds of shit that maybe isn't really set up for yet.
Unknown Speaker 34:03
Yeah. And I guess what mostly makes me think about Lab is a lot of people that I know that have had babies. I've seen them make posts that are like, please make sure you're not sick if you want to come visit my kid and like, you know, the procedures of like hand washing and stuff like that. So I'm kind of like, why would you take it out to the most germy place in the world?
Unknown Speaker 34:23
50,000 people go to Magic Kingdom every day. I learned that on the bus.
Unknown Speaker 34:30
And what's the percentage of people that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom?
Unknown Speaker 34:35
Probably a lot.
Unknown Speaker 34:36
And I've seen there was another podcast. I don't remember what it was, but I just kept seeing like this clip repeated on Facebook. But um, they're just like, You know what, I'm just gonna say it like I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom every time like that just means you have a dirty Dick Or like, I'm like, you touch other things in the bathroom. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 34:58
room that's other people's stuff. Yeah, and like you
Unknown Speaker 35:01
touch the handle, I usually touch it with my foot. But I mean, so like, every like other people have pooped in there and like, in the poop germs. Yeah. Right if poop firms are on your way, all over the fucking bath, like, so just wash your hands. That's a good since
Unknown Speaker 35:20
we already learned the beginning of the pandemic that people don't wash their hands. They're always ads that were like sing happy birthday and wash for 22nd.
Unknown Speaker 35:30
Yeah. Oh, a fun one. But I found out myself was the song from hunter in the office. Oh, nice. Um, that one is 30 seconds. So yeah, that's a good one to sing to you.
Unknown Speaker 35:46
If I ever forget how to wash my hands. I'll
Unknown Speaker 35:48
definitely use it. Oh, yeah, I remember to like a couple months ago, like, someone was like, a hack could tell by the way, they said it that they were expecting me to say no, because they don't. They're like, do you actually wash your hands like that? And like, yes. Yes, I do. Especially if I'm in public, like, at home, like I might kind of like rush it a little bit. But if I'm like going somewhere or like I'm in public, like
Unknown Speaker 36:14
I don't pretend to draw me or something. Yeah, that's one
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thing, etc.
Unknown Speaker 36:20
Like, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 36:24
Please wash your hands. Anyway, the next Disney picture.
Unknown Speaker 36:30
I have see.
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Oh, this
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terrifying shit.
Unknown Speaker 36:36
Oh, yeah. So this was the one I thought you open first. It's a baby Yoda. But it's, it's painted pink. And it has like, beautiful lady lashes.
Unknown Speaker 36:49
It has lipstick? Maybe.
Unknown Speaker 36:52
Maybe a little bit? Yeah, like, like a very light.
Unknown Speaker 36:54
Really? Creepy. Um, and it's Oh, sorry. Oh, no. Yeah, I was just gonna say this person's asking $75 But they paid over 200 for it.
Unknown Speaker 37:05
Yes, that's insane. And I just like, why the lashes? Like? I don't know. I don't like it. Leave it to.
Unknown Speaker 37:17
I don't know. It's weird because it's supposed to be a baby. And I feel like this is kind of like a Toddlers and Tiaras. situation.
Unknown Speaker 37:25
That's the perfect description for this.
Unknown Speaker 37:26
Like, it's really creepy. Like, can we just stop trying to make child things and babies? Like?
Unknown Speaker 37:36
I don't even want to say it.
Unknown Speaker 37:37
I was about to say something.
Unknown Speaker 37:40
Oh,
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revolting. Just wash your mouth out with soap.
Unknown Speaker 37:50
Did you ever get your mouth washed out with soap?
Unknown Speaker 37:53
I feel like I did once. Did you?
Unknown Speaker 37:56
Yeah, a few times. And I remember one time, we didn't have bar soap. And
Unknown Speaker 38:03
so my dad just like pulls for technical difficulty.
Unknown Speaker 38:07
Yeah, so my dad just like squirted a bunch in my mouth. And this might be a not real memory. But I remember burping and like small bubble.
Unknown Speaker 38:22
Yeah, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 38:23
I don't know where I stand on soap in the mouth. I don't think it's a good
Unknown Speaker 38:28
idea. Probably necessarily.
Unknown Speaker 38:32
But, yeah. And again,
Unknown Speaker 38:33
what do we know? What do we know? Like, that's what people always say. They're like, we don't know until you have kids. I'm like, Yeah, I don't plan on doing that. But if I did, like, I plan on not like, beating them. Why would that change?
Unknown Speaker 38:51
But also, I was like, kid for 18 years, so I have plenty of experience. In a way.
Unknown Speaker 38:58
Yeah. And like, kids understand way more than parents fucking think. Yeah, I remember learning like deep family secrets when I was a child, cuz I was like, I'm gonna sneak and listen. They didn't even think I would.
Unknown Speaker 39:13
I remember some like very specific moments where I was like, Okay, this was one of those moments that like, is a really big deal or like a really big feeling as a kid or a not very developed person. And adults forget about it. Yeah, so I'm gonna remember this specific feeling. So I could know how to react. I don't know. I just,
Unknown Speaker 39:41
I just got like, nothing.
Unknown Speaker 39:45
Like, I don't know how you're supposed to deal with it. But yeah, well, you
Unknown Speaker 39:49
should have a bunch of kids and then when they're like a couple hours old, just take them to Disney. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 39:54
Yeah, maybe Disney.
Unknown Speaker 39:59
You could Just go. There's a bunch of bathrooms go in the ladies room.
Unknown Speaker 40:05
And Disney has the cleanest bathrooms. You don't have to wash your hands. So just
Unknown Speaker 40:11
towel off your hands and get the placenta residue off. I'm
Unknown Speaker 40:14
gonna go conceive a spot in the park. spot in the park. That's a good idea. And we're gonna have like, another two week like birthday party there for the kid.
Unknown Speaker 40:27
And you're not gonna leave the park the whole time? Yeah, you're gonna hide in the bushes at night.
Unknown Speaker 40:32
It's gonna be like a Walmart baby movie with Did you ever see that? I don't know if it was a Lifetime movie. I can't remember what it's called. But she like she's from like Alabama. They're kind of like rednecky like poor hoe donkey kind of people. There's a hole in the bottom of the car, she loses her shoes, they go to Walmart so she can buy shoes. She ditched or her boyfriend ditches her at Walmart. And she's like, super pregnant. And she doesn't know where to go. So she just stays keep staying the night at Walmart and preparing to give birth and she gives birth at night on the Walmart and then she becomes like famous for it.
Unknown Speaker 41:16
I'm 100% gonna be watching this.
Unknown Speaker 41:19
It's a redneck dream
Unknown Speaker 41:20
come true. Walmart got everything. There's
Unknown Speaker 41:25
no better place to give birth.
Unknown Speaker 41:27
Oh, a quick thing that I was when we're talking about what we wanted to talk about. My opener was going to be talking about how I saw this video where people call this specific thing different things. But did you grow up knowing about Walmart baby feet?
Unknown Speaker 41:43
What the fuck?
Unknown Speaker 41:45
It just means you have dirty feet.
Unknown Speaker 41:49
My feet that's what I've heard.
Unknown Speaker 41:52
Yeah, I heard like I get to hear all the like variations of different places that's like, Oh, this is really interesting. Like some people said grocery store feet, which I'm like a kind of gift for that too. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 42:04
grocery store feet and housewife feet is what I heard it referred to in Mississippi. I thought about it because
Unknown Speaker 42:11
I sat down and usually I wear socks but I'm not right now. And I was like, oh my god, I kind of have Walmart baby feet.
Unknown Speaker 42:19
I like Walmart babies. I don't really get the housewife feet thing though. Because it's like I guess I assume housewife is like in the house a lot. Yeah. And I don't know maybe Are you typically cleaning and maybe just Mississippi's just stereotypically dirty. So they're like, Yeah, I'm happy in the house, my feet and I really want the house. Um, what was the next picture? I have?
Unknown Speaker 42:44
This is a post. Let's see. I got it.
Unknown Speaker 42:50
So this one is a post that says, Hello, everyone. Me and my partner are having a high school musical themed wedding in August 2022. And would love it to you and would love to send an invite to any of the celebrities in it. Does anyone have the address of Zac Efron? Vanessa Hutchinson, Ashley Tisdale, or anyone else? Thanks.
Unknown Speaker 43:12
I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 43:16
I would be so happy for them if they showed up. But also it's kinda like I don't know not related to those like insanely themed weddings like that. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 43:26
I mean
Unknown Speaker 43:28
I guess there were some that I could like kind of understand that are like bigger things like Star Wars and blah blah. I don't really understand that like it's not really my thing by market.
Unknown Speaker 43:38
Well, Sailor Moon wedding that would be cool would do
Unknown Speaker 43:43
that. I miss
Unknown Speaker 43:44
renew Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:46
So you know, I'm I'm right there with you. But like High School Musical seems so niche maybe it's like I know a lot of people liked it and stuff, but
Unknown Speaker 43:55
like it was very specific.
Unknown Speaker 43:59
I feel like that would be the like, one of my favorite Disney movies was like Jami tsunami I feel like that'd be like having a Johnny tsunami wedding like It's like bring I don't drink
Unknown Speaker 44:10
that was my favorite. I was like, Oh my god. Font dense tree.
Unknown Speaker 44:14
Oh my god. Yeah, I remember when I was younger, I was like that hair,
Unknown Speaker 44:18
dude. And like, Oops. I think my sister has like Disney plus or something. And we're flipping through and I was like his hair looks nasty and greasy as fuck like looking back and like oh yeah,
Unknown Speaker 44:34
that was the style then low. I remember down the middle. And Carter had it like that to
Unknown Speaker 44:40
heal. Yeah. Oh, and let's see. Okay, yeah, so this one. So this one
Unknown Speaker 44:51
is just some images from like a tic toc. So it was like a video. Um, to the she it says a after all the hate comments came rolling in. She pulled the it's satire card. Of course, the caption says otherwise. She used the Oh, the ghetto audio, which I'm not familiar with that audio. I claim she was not trying to be racist or classist. Also, okay, I'm not gonna read that part. But yeah, the racist or classes thing that kind of rolls into what I was talking before where, like, a lot of the things I'm reading, it's just, you know, Disney is just kind of made for a very specific group of people.
Unknown Speaker 45:30
And, yeah, so anyway, um, and what
Unknown Speaker 45:35
I mean, also, it's just fucking stupid because Mike, you're going to Disney. You paid like, $100 to get in there. And then you're paying like all this shit. So like, why? You know, like, if something's not up to your standards, it's, ya know, like,
Unknown Speaker 45:53
you have incredibly high standards that like, yeah, like privilege.
Unknown Speaker 45:58
Yeah, like, people save up to go do that shit.
Unknown Speaker 46:03
And like, I remember the, the times I've been to Disney, there's no way we would have been able to, like afford that as a family. But like, whenever the first time I went, my friend's family was going, Oh, and, um, my friends, each of them, got to bring a friend or whatever. So I got to deal with them. And then the other times were, the other two times I went was with a band, high school band. And each of the times we like, marched in a little parade. So it was just kind of like a school deal. Kind of, kind of thing.
Unknown Speaker 46:34
Um, but yeah, so um,
Unknown Speaker 46:38
so yeah, the first picture is, it says when you try to leave your, your Disneyland comfort zone, and it's like, just like no picture of Disney lines. Which seems like a weird comfort zone. And then the first picture, it's like, parking on grass will miss just like, you know, if you go to a festival, and there's all that grass parking.
Unknown Speaker 47:01
Like, Oh, I thought she was saying parts of Disney were ghetto.
Unknown Speaker 47:05
Oh, yeah. No, she's saying like, okay, she's going to is ghetto.
Unknown Speaker 47:10
Just like compared to Disney. Yeah, that makes more sense. Because I'm like, How can you I mean, like, everything is so like, nice. And like,
Unknown Speaker 47:20
this is like, she's not at Disney World and living her real life. Because like the next one says, rundown city hall like bitch no one likes go into City Hall or the DMV or like, whatever don't like.
Unknown Speaker 47:35
Again, it's annoying. And I made
Unknown Speaker 47:37
a post complaining about someone playing an instrumental version of Let It Go on repeat for their child for over an hour. But that's different than just complaining that it's run down. And then the last picture in the lowest spread of low same post is want to be Radiator Springs, which I think is just like a, I don't know, just some original. The person of this post they said, uh, in response to her post it says and want to be Radiator Springs, quote, unquote, was made years before Cars Land, but okay. And it's funny, I see like Disney people. Um, that's another thing that gets posted in the group a lot. It's just like, making fun of just like, you know, they'll talk shit about something, but like, they don't know, like, the origins. Something about it. Or the irony. So yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 48:30
was still I think this was the last one.
Unknown Speaker 48:32
Yeah, the last one is another super shitty. Yeah. So it's hard to read. So I'll read it for you.
Unknown Speaker 48:42
It is very hard. This is
Unknown Speaker 48:46
my family. I found it all on my own. It's a little and broken, but it's still good. And like, it's, like broken between those three lines of of words, is like a giant Mickey head and like it's not lined up and it's hard to read makes it very, very hard to read. Um, if I had to explain this, the way this tattoo looks like it looks like this was a cover up for something else.
Unknown Speaker 49:16
That Mickey has like disproportionately large.
Unknown Speaker 49:20
Yeah, like, it looks like someone just colored it on with a Sharpie. I hope it's a Sharpie. It makes me think it's not a Sharpie because, like there's some lotioning kind of stuff on it. Um,
Unknown Speaker 49:31
in the edges look a little Yeah. Man, these were some good finds Are these all from the cringy Disney group.
Unknown Speaker 49:42
Half of them are and then a handful of them were just ones that kind of kept popping up when I was like googling Joe. Disney cringe. So I was like, Cool. Let me just toss all this in a folder.
Unknown Speaker 49:56
folder. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 49:58
the last thing we're gonna talk About a just sunsets the season of messed up stuff. Well the season people celebrate it and embrace it. Feel okay talking about it. Spooky season. We're gonna ruin this whole episode with just some Disney related death. So obviously content warning. You can't handle that type of thing you policy. I'm just going to post kidding. We love you, fathead. Goodbye. We'll give you free stickers if you like, yes, follow us on Instagram. I
Unknown Speaker 50:38
remember like hearing about a couple of Disney deaths and Googling it. I was just like, This is so fucking depressing. So like, I don't Yeah, I don't really have a lot. But um, so I googled like, you know, people that have died at Disney or whatever. And one of the like, suggested things that popped up was Disney Land tests caught on tape. Oh, like, why are people trying to watch that? Did you watch them? No. I don't like watching like, real stuff like that. Yeah, I don't want to see somebody get beheaded kids
Unknown Speaker 51:12
know nothing. That's when I was a teenager. My past?
Unknown Speaker 51:18
Yeah, I've watched like, a handful. Like, I don't know, I feel
Unknown Speaker 51:23
like I might be kind of like done with those kinds of videos. Yeah, maybe if like, someone falls to their death and I don't see it or like, I don't quite see how they died. It's like their body. I think I can handle that. But like, I've seen some of like factory incidents and stuff. And like those are Oh, man. I want to be a lawyer and Institute safety. That's my I'll be a lawyer. Today, your weekly I'll be my weekly I'll be a lawyer on off the list. thing he
Unknown Speaker 51:57
posted. The other day was funny. It was like, just attack
Unknown Speaker 52:01
librarian. It's really true though. Thankfully, I
Unknown Speaker 52:06
have a couple of things. I may not really like dip into the Disney depths that much. I'll kind of let you do that.
Unknown Speaker 52:12
Disney does both like in Disney font like the biggies Tinkerbell is on top sprinkling blown,
Unknown Speaker 52:19
which I always thought they look like backwards cheese. And it took me until I was like 15 to realize those, like how the D was.
Unknown Speaker 52:31
It's probably some kind of satanic symbols or somebody.
Unknown Speaker 52:37
I just found like a couple of weird facts.
Unknown Speaker 52:41
We have facts weird.
Unknown Speaker 52:46
The Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Unknown Speaker 52:51
They used to have fake skeletons
Unknown Speaker 52:57
on that ride. And I guess people thought they weren't creepy enough. So they used real skeletons in the 60s.
Unknown Speaker 53:07
Oh, really? Oh, how did they? Anyway, knowledge on how they obtain those?
Unknown Speaker 53:15
No. And in fact reading this, it says prosthetics in the 60s weren't as convincing as they are now. But I don't think Disney opened until it's their 50th anniversary. So that would be like 1972
Unknown Speaker 53:30
Is that like Disney World versus Disneyland? Maybe? Yeah, you're right. Because like sometimes I'll read stuff my oh yeah, let's Disneyland not Disney World.
Unknown Speaker 53:39
It could be wrong. There was a death that I heard about on Pirates of the Caribbean. Which it was the first ride we went on when we got there. just happenstance. We didn't like playing it that way. The animatronics are creepy as fuck. I don't like animatronics. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 53:56
I don't either. They're weird. What did the How did the boy die? Or why did you say boy, you might?
Unknown Speaker 54:06
I don't know if I said boy.
Unknown Speaker 54:08
Tick tock earlier that was like someone. It was a couple a Disney couple and they were like, reenacting her ghost experience on pirates. And the guy looks totally fucking blase like the whole time. But sorry, continue.
Unknown Speaker 54:25
Um, this kid like got out of the ride and basically it's you're in like a little ship. And there's water but you're like on a track. That's like pulling you along. steering the boat. But I guess this kid got out and was like fiddle fucking around and then like, like, got pulled in the tracks and then like ended up drowning because he was like, caught in those tracks. But yeah, I was looking at the different things that happened and pretty much every ride my sister and I went on so much Let's do it.
Unknown Speaker 55:04
Again, please follow the rules.
Unknown Speaker 55:07
Yeah, I think there were like a couple of things that happened that were Disney's fault, but mostly it's people, you know, standing up
Unknown Speaker 55:14
or their children to stand up. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 55:17
but I'll let you take that away here in a second. But one last thing that I found that I just thought was kind of funny. Have you ever been on the It's a Small World ride?
Unknown Speaker 55:28
Yes. If someone died lead to I don't
Unknown Speaker 55:31
know if I didn't write it down if it did, but this is kind of related. So if you haven't been on the ride, it's fucking kind of creepy. There's like all these animatronic children from around the world and that songs just playing fucking constantly. And then like when you get to say, like, India, then they're like singing it. You know, in that in whatever language you get to around the world. Yeah, it's really creepy ride.
Unknown Speaker 55:58
Oh, what also kind of creeps me out. I think they've updated it since I've been on it, but Epcot like the Epcot ball, like the people inside of there. Freaked me out.
Unknown Speaker 56:10
I didn't end up going in there. Yeah, it's they have a
Unknown Speaker 56:13
lot of human animatronic thing.
Unknown Speaker 56:18
I meant to go to the Hall of Presidents to like flip off Donald
Unknown Speaker 56:20
Trump. I didn't even know that was a thing and Disney.
Unknown Speaker 56:25
Yeah, I think they have like a I don't know if it's an animatronic or like a wax thing. I think they have move all the presidents. Okay. This is on November 27 2009. A computer glitch on it's a small world left a quadriplegic man stranded on the rides. Ride for 40 minutes. Oh, Disney was able to immediately evacuate all the passengers except for Martinez and his wife. And they didn't have like good procedures for people with disabilities, which obviously that's not the funny part.
Unknown Speaker 57:04
I was thinking like cranes on their part. Not being at a fucking client. What year what year
Unknown Speaker 57:09
is this? 2009 Okay,
Unknown Speaker 57:12
it's past the time. Yeah, way past the time. I think there's some things that's like if it's built before a certain time, it technically doesn't have to be at all Yeah, I need to brush up on the law. I'm not a lawyer yet. So anyway, continue.
Unknown Speaker 57:26
So it says
Unknown Speaker 57:29
like listening to it's a small world for 40 minutes would drive anyone mad. After leaving the ride, Disney employees pushed his wheelchair to a first aid tent where he was subjected to a personal performance of it's a small world by making my TVs told reporters it was like adding insult to injury. He ended up like getting money for it, but I just like, thought that was funny that they're like, Oh, you've been listening to the song for 40 minutes. We're gonna get a fucking cartoon mouth to sing this song. I
Unknown Speaker 58:00
didn't realize they left it all on. I thought it was like turned off. No, damn, that's, um, that's mind numbing. Yeah, I'd be annoyed
Unknown Speaker 58:13
my sister's like, fucking suck
Unknown Speaker 58:22
like, um,
Unknown Speaker 58:24
I don't like personal shows, things like that. Like, I I've just watched, like, videos of people getting like, you know, like, personal concerts or like, whatever someone's like, I learned guitar to seduce my girlfriend.
Unknown Speaker 58:38
Let's just like
Unknown Speaker 58:40
I'm sorry, but if I'm going to intimate like a one on one kind of thing like that. I might laugh just as discomfort uncomfortable. Yeah, like, do I look at your eyes? Do I look away? Like nobody knows.
Unknown Speaker 58:54
Except I think people know, just not us.
Unknown Speaker 58:57
Have you seen Matt? Um, oh, yeah, it was funny hope the other day like, I
Unknown Speaker 59:03
can't remember. I was like,
Unknown Speaker 59:06
we're trying to figure out basically how to approach something socially. And she asked me I was like, I don't know whether you're asking me like the last person. Blackcats Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 59:17
awkward. We're both like
Unknown Speaker 59:19
equally not good. Don't ask us for social media Alyssa or hope. See, and I feel like hope is a little bit better at
Unknown Speaker 59:31
that kind of thing. I feel like she
Unknown Speaker 59:33
was better like customer service skills and stuff she does on the daily and stuff. So I
Unknown Speaker 59:38
feel like interacting with people in a friendly
Unknown Speaker 59:43
way is a lot easier.
Unknown Speaker 59:48
Not to say I'm a bitch to everyone, but I just mean like, I don't know. I just get I think people read it the wrong way. Um, did you have any more
Unknown Speaker 1:00:00
Death. Take it away. All right, well, this is just going to be off the top of my head what I remember from 1000 times I've watched her read about the year the person that's like, watch it. No, that was me. That was me. That's why it showed up in your recommendation. But, yeah, so one I remember was, it was on the matter horn
Unknown Speaker 1:00:26
ride with the Bob, it was like early days, it does mean
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early days. And one dude stood up on the ride, and fell off and fell on the tracks and got ran over by the preceding
Unknown Speaker 1:00:39
cars. Um, so we're gonna sing it again. Follow the world.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:52
If that's not copyright, I'll throw that in here. Although it's played at Disney, so it's probably heavily heavily copyrighted
Unknown Speaker 1:01:00
singing to a different tune. It's a small world after all,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:06
follow the rules,
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or you'll die after all. Follow your rules all your time.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:17
Um, and
Unknown Speaker 1:01:20
yeah, just as a little breakup saying before I talked about the next one. Like you were saying, as I was like, watching videos and reading about this stuff as it was, because I was like, I'm gonna plan to talk about it for the podcast. And then as I was like, watching stuff and reading about it to back to back to back, I was just like,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:39
Hmm, this is not for the podcast very in depth. To can't me something different.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:47
It was just constantly like, this kid got their chop their fingers chopped up. This kid got their fingers shot
Unknown Speaker 1:01:52
kid got ran over by bus, this kid got to cap. I had a heart attack.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:57
They stepped off the heart attack and died.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:02
To get eaten by alligators.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:04
Like, fuck dudes. Um, yeah, so the
Unknown Speaker 1:02:11
next one that I remember is a girl on one of the rides. Like I can't remember what the name of it is. But it's like, um, the Tomorrowland or feature of tomorrow, which spins on a
Unknown Speaker 1:02:24
Carousel of Progress. Yes, here's
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all progress.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:28
And it's a good one. If you're tired, and you want to sit down for 20 minutes,
Unknown Speaker 1:02:32
you rested a little legs. If you have a eight year old that you can't find a stroller for and needs a break. Perfect opportunity also suggests Epcot for that. But Epcot ball, it's very air conditioned and layer. That's the only reason why I'd go on it.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:46
Um, but anyway, yeah, so I'm honestly
Unknown Speaker 1:02:51
gonna say I think it was carousel progress could have been the several similar ride at one of the Disney parks. But at that time, it was, um, they had people doing the talking and stuff. Um, so they, one girl she was supposed to, like, I guess they have this staging area in the middle of it, where they can get ready and stuff between the scenes and stuff, like the and there's a track because it spins in a circle as you go to the different stages. So the actors would have to step across that part, but like
Unknown Speaker 1:03:24
spinning, okay, that makes more sense. Of course, that turns.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:28
Um, and so, um,
Unknown Speaker 1:03:33
or maybe it was just the stage that turned Well, the seats were stationary. I'm not a fucking Disney expert anyway.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:38
The
Unknown Speaker 1:03:40
employees or I'm sorry, what do they call them? Cast cast members, the cast members that had to step between but part that spins one girl got her legs stuck arm stuck her arm stuck? I think it was
Unknown Speaker 1:03:55
and she got crushed.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:57
So it's just so weird to imagine being on a ride and be like, Man in the title my life. There's just a employee that's just like dying because of like poor safety standards or, you know, whatever.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:12
When we were in the Star Wars area, I heard one of the people that work there be like there's a cast passed out.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:20
Whoa, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:21
So I didn't see it. Honestly, I was kind of trying to look because I'm a bad person. And it was probably
Unknown Speaker 1:04:26
an eight year old that didn't get
Unknown Speaker 1:04:28
it. But yeah, I was thinking about that. Like, how many people have like have like a heart attack over here today or something? And I just don't have any idea. I mean, popcorn.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:39
Yeah. It's a magical place. Um, I don't know. I'm pretty sure this is just a rumor, but um, there's a rumor that Disney tries to call time of death outside of the park. I don't know if that's true or not.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:54
But I've heard that too, that they. I also heard that they won't get like an ambulance. And or something because they don't want to like disrupt the vibe. They try to like take the person out somewhere secret or whatever
Unknown Speaker 1:05:11
I mean, they could at least like disguise an ambulance like I don't know make it like Tinkerbell bows fairy mobula have the medics dress up as Disney characters I don't like they could think of someone. Um, we I guess the last one that comes to mind is
Unknown Speaker 1:05:31
it was this
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teenage kid and his younger brother. They decided to stay in the park after hours to try to explore this little house thing. It was like a cross a
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tom sawyer ride wasn't it?
Unknown Speaker 1:05:48
I think so. Yeah, maybe it was a tom sawyer went I don't think it was a family Swiss Robinson because Treehouse because there's a bridge that goes to it, I think. But yeah, might have been the Tom Sawyer one. But yeah, so they say in the park overnight, so they could just explore it and I was just kind of whatever. And so they went to swim
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back or
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whatever, and the guy drowned. He, I guess his brother wasn't a strong swimmer. So he was like, hey, get on my back and you'll swim back or whatever. And then he drowned and then his younger brother was able to like doggy paddle
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get help? Yeah, so that's again, that's like an insane thought to have.
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I guess I've done my fair share of like stupid things but
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shitting in a pool. Just me the water.
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The next school that's like the nice level of like pool shedding tears Oh, yeah, I think there was another person that like drowned in one of the resorts. It was the one of the ones I stayed in, like the pop, pop century resort pool. Yeah. Someone drowned in that one. We
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definitely stay down the economy. One, two. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't know why I said to I don't mean to be a bit. I mean, I don't know if you've recovered.
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Um, yeah, so that's, I think that's yeah, that's all the dust I have, I think.
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Yeah, I think
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they're all kind of blending together for me. So
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yeah, lots of like heart attacks and stuff like that. Because there was
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a girl that like she was a lot of them are like, people had underlying conditions and they didn't know. Yeah, yeah. Then there was one like that on Tower of Terror. This girl went and then like, you know, everything went downhill or whatever. But honestly, I'm surprised I did not have a heart attack. I do. Oh, my God. So if you don't know it's basically like one of those rides where you go up and then like, fall down and go back up. Well, I thought I would have a little bit of like, a break in between the like, falling down and going back up. Nope. Nope. Just getting and I'm I'm a fucking pussy on right now. Oh my god. I definitely am like, we went on this little roller coaster. That was like a kid's roller coaster. And I was like, under mountain? No, like, too scary. It was like a woody the woodpecker? Like, one minute loop?
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Oh, yeah, one time whenever, um, I guess I forgot about this, too. So um, I went back to Disney as an adult with my nephew and sister and like my sister and her kids for one day, because they live in Florida. So they get those sweet resident deals. Oh, yeah. But anyway, I got in line with my nephew. And the lady stopped me and she was like,
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Oh, um, how old are you? Or like, whatever.
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Like, are you old? I was like, I'm 22. I'm 2426. Whatever. Yeah, but it's funny because my nephew was younger, but he's taller than me. So maybe she thought he was older. I don't know.
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Like, sir, is your
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is your daughter old enough to go on this ride?
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I'm the adult.
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Sometimes I feel like have you seen my video of that? Little tiny frog that's like angry and he's like, puffed up and he's like, like, that's what I feel like people like see when I'm angry.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:45
Squeaky thing. One time I went to Walgreens or something like a place like that. And the person checking me out was like, Oh, do you have a rewards number or whatever? And I was like, No, it's kind of in a hurry. So it's like, Oh, I'll set one up another day. In And they're like, Oh, well maybe like your mom has one or something. Like a year ago.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:09
Thanks, mister. Um, yeah, one time I had an experience like that at Walgreens as well. Um, I was checking out and this lady the cashier was like, shouldn't you be in school right now? And
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I was like, I have a career and yeah you know, I don't know what to say. You know? Ya know, keep it keep it classy.
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Write a saying if you've had any experiences with any theme parks, you've puked on a ride or something? Yeah, let us know.
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We'll definitely have another episode because
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I think I have a couple
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stories nice.
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and it was like episode 40 is out Oh
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yeah. We'll get back on that eventually. And
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Yeah, everything I say is pretty stupid. Exactly. Definitely be better
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you could even just let us know like hey, I don't really know if this would be good for the podcast but a lot let me know we and I was you can choose not to read it. Well leave your name off. Yeah, Megan anonymous will say it's from Chris but yeah,
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have a good
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I keep wanting to say day and night at the same time. My brains can hang on the words have a good time. My day anxious whatever fat is
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not prepared. You're gonna feel like oh
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god, sorry, like came out like this waiting for it. It wasn't super painful but it came out worse.