Jamie and Alyssa share some weird celebrity stories. Why do we talk about Fred Durst so much? Awkward childhood memories are sprinkled in, of coarse. Thanks for listening!
Jamie & Alyssa start out the pod admiring the cats of the podcast. Bleps all around!
Alyssa gives us a nickname update and we talk about how people are too stupid to say last names correctly. Speaking of names, what do you think of Fat Head as our term of endearment for our wonderful listeners? Eh? Eh?
We talk how we spill everything and about traumatic foot injury's. Your hosts really are talented!
Jamie tells us some weird celebrity stories and we talk about Fred Durst for a long time. Hope you like this shit right here! Alyssa tells us about her first venture back out into the world...insanely drunk girls, sticky doors and all!
Alyssa talks about her stupid note taking skills and somehow we get on the topic of gross food. Including toilet food! WTF, people!
Jamie reads us Kerley's Halloween story, which ends up being super relatable. Alyssa asks a weird amount of questions about the meatballs Jamie used to eat. The end!
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So, lately with Aerith I've been using some like Fedora talk. Hello, my lady trying to remember what you said from the Halloween episode. Just like my lady Your beauty is like
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a light in the darkness on Halloween eve.
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I think I think what I told her was your your beauty exceeds like a rose garden. That like with being lit by the star of sky or a sky of stars or.
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Oh, it's true. Sam Your beauty is like that,
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too. I mean, I got some beautiful
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cats.
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You do not to brag. Oh, I'm bragging.
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They're your children. I mean, gotta brag on your children. All right.
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Okay, so welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
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Well, welcome.
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I am Jamie. And I'm Alyssa. And, and cats are running around.
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Yeah. Cats are going crazy today running
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amok
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oh my gosh, I could just barely see his little tongue. Like here's almost doing a blip.
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Oh, oh, you pronounce it blip. I pronounce it bleep. But blip sounds like more professional or not professional. Scientific. So let's say you have some nickname updates for
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as you have a couple nickname updates. I asked GE if he could think of any more. And he said he would think on it. And he asked his friend Murphy that you still work with them. So they remembered a couple nicknames. One of them they told me the nickname and they don't remember the backstory which is kind of a bummer. But it's uh, the nickname is mustache. Mustache mafia. Funny mustache. Yeah, they neither of them could remember. And I guess G thought that his friend had started the nickname and he was like, Oh no, we're fuckin started so I don't have a backstory on that one. The next one is another type of nickname that I like like a play on somebody's last name. This guy his last name was talk Ashida so they called him Sega Shiva so yeah,
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sorry, I just like that's a really badass name but like the the nickname but it's just like, you know, leave it in America. Take a badass last name and be like
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well, you know like the brand Chef Boyardee? It's spelled like phonetically like boy AR D or something. But I saw a thing that whoever Chef Boyardee was, it has a different spelling, because it's Italian or whatever. But they like dumbed it down. To be able to say,
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I know how to pronounce this shit.
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Boy, our D how these idiots can get it.
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Well, I appreciate them dumbing it down. Me too. Oh, yeah. And speaking of nicknames, we are thinking about calling our listeners fat heads. So let us know what you guys think
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about that. It's a term of endearment. I mean, it originated with father and son. Yeah, exactly. So we're giving our fatherly love out Tabo listeners
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were your dad's dad Jay. You are fat. The children. So let us know what you think about that. If you have any.
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You know, if you like it, let us know if you don't like it. Don't let us know. Or recommend us something better. Yeah, if you think you can do better than that. So
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dryer sheet babies. Maybe
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my little dryer sheets cigarette smelling children.
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Yeah, I found that on some article that was like 11 highly appropriate or inappropriate child costumes. The other ones were kind of stupid. But yeah, that cigarette was like Man, what kind of trash person dresses their baby is sick. It
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sounds like something very Mississippi.
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God dammit the baby cigarette costumes are sold out.
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I'm gonna put a mall roll on marble sticker on you because that was that was your favorite one.
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My mom smoked and she was pregnant with me.
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Oh, really? Well, you turned out great. Thank you. Highly recommend. No, I'm just gonna do not fucking smoke. My mom smoked but it was other stuff
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I remember one time and I lived in an apartment. I guess I had to go to a laundromat. Maybe they didn't have one there was broken or whatever. And I pulled up to a laundromat. And there's this chick wearing a sonic uniform and she was very pregnant and she was in front of the laundromat just changed smoking away.
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Oh boy. She ever rollerblades on
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her remember? I'm gonna guess no. The way she was smoking, her lung capacity was probably pretty decreased.
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Have you ever seen a sonic worker that using rollerblades fall
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when I see the video of it was one video where they had the ocean water, you know the blue drink. And they had a couple big ones and it just went so bad.
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I saw it happen once. In real life, IRL when I just remember like chocolate ice cream, or the lady's arm. I felt really bad. I just kind of wanted to be like, do you get to go home after this? Or I mean I assume they don't but like clean that like Yeah, I can't imagine. Yeah, spilling too much shit all over you and then afternoon at work. Like one time one of our work that Lowe's I was on my lunch break. I'm not sponsored.
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Do you like wood? This is the place for you?
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Um, wait, is this turning into a trace of laissant or not trace of waste. So
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Adam and Eve Adam and Eve. Close. That's gonna be Jamie's Adam and Eve.
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Do you like wood? Um, but anyway, yeah, so I went to you, um, on my lunch break, I went to McDonald's. And for some reason they had like the Styrofoam cups instead of the plastic cups. Had a huge ass like super large drink and sat down and then just like went to pick it up and my thumb just shot right through it. And I just spilled coke all over myself and all over the booth I was that.
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I've done that a couple times with styrofoam cups, like somehow just use superhuman strength and like jam the straw through it. I've also planted
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the bottle. Yeah.
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I've also had earrings and my cup holder and then I put the tray down. So I'm definitely familiar with
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spilling water during the hearings and reminded me one time um, me and Brandon, one of the times we moved. We were just were sleeping on like the floor one night and so I just took my earrings off and like a dummy just put them like down on the ground next to me. And then when Brandon got up to the bathroom at night, he just steps right on my earrings and you Yeah,
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done that twice. And it's like I put them up on the counter and they got knocked off. And yeah, I've done it twice and both times neither the earrings broke. But it was like the the you know, there were little studs in the earring part that would show on your lobe. It was just like sticking out of the bottom of my foot.
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Nice dermal
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dermal.
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Yeah, I think the only thing that I had happened like close to that was whenever I was younger, I was walking through the living room. And then I guess there was just like a sewing needle like stuck in the carpet. Needle side down. And so like when I ran across, like the thicker part like went through my foot, and it went I don't remember how deep it went. But there was some thread on it. Like, oh, even after the needle was pulled out it was just like well outsole thread. Oh, yeah, it was very
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send us your gross foot stories.
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Yeah, your gross is getting shit stuck in your
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head. I will say though the heel is surprisingly durable, like after I stepped on the earrings, it was fine. I mean, it didn't even hurt or anything, though.
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Yeah, I think it heals up pretty quick, quick too, because like, why am I here you healing my heel. I got um, one time I kind of sliced my foot open on my clam. I went to the beach. There was like the piers and they had like the, you know, the little clams, all that shit growing up, and I just want to like slide my foot. And I just yeah, that was. That's fine. Send us your stuff in like that. Maybe we'll do some special episodes on that. For those that
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can't handle it. Injuries and whatnot.
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You need to watch some scarred MTV scarred. Oh, I
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don't think I knew about that.
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Oh, really? It was um, I don't know how long it ran. But it was just like a series and TV put out that was just like really gnarly. Injuries. Shit. Mostly my alley. It was mostly from like skateboarding and stuff like that. Like people not wearing helmets and just like, Yeah, I think in the first episode, they talked about this guy's like, not SEC getting ripped.
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Nuts came outside the SEC. I think
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he said one of them did like he said, he put his like, hand down. And then he just like felt one and was like, Oh, shit, something's wrong. He like didn't he wouldn't like a grinding down on rail. He was on a skateboard. And then I'm like, the end of the staircase or something like that, you know, he can start corners
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well, that goes into our next topic. I saw this thing online. That was tell me a time when you learned you're stupid. And I have tons of these that this one was especially embarrassing. So this was earlier in the summer, it was like that brief period of time, where it was kind of like, oh, like COVID Sending everything's cool again. At the time, I even thought, No stupid, there's no way it's gonna like in this quickly and easily. But I just enjoyed it. I enjoyed the ignorance for a little bit. I like it. And we went on vacation. And it was my husband's family like siblings, their spouses, my nephews and niece. And we're all gonna, you know, fly out to Colorado together. And our cat all was having some issues at the time. So I'm trying to set up somebody to come over a couple times a day. So I have like all this stuff going on. And I'm stressed out because I haven't really been out of the house that much. And now we're going to be traveling. Yeah, so had a lot on my mind. So in our room, we have a room small and we have the fan right above the bed. And it was kind of weird to have to climb on the bed and like pull the strings if you wanted the light or whatever to turn off. So we got one of those remote clicker things. So you just turn it off that way. So I'm starting to pack all our stuff and the remote stops working and like oh, this is really annoying. So I kind of messed with it and I thought oh the battery's dead I'll go get a new one she comes into the bedroom at some point and the lights on I thought oh maybe he like hit the remote and got it to work. Oh, we're running around doing all the stuff to get ready. And we went out for some reason. And I told him Oh swing by target like I got to some batteries for the remote like I really need to have the light on. I can pack any looks. He starts to laugh he goes Did you forget that there's a light switch was just he just I don't know. The remote wasn't working. He just started using a light switch. Yeah, I forgot the light switches existed because I was too worried about packing.
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Getting the remote working. Yeah,
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like shit. There's another thing to add to my list. So yeah, that's one of the times and it was a fucking idiot. I gotta say,
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I do shit like that to you. Like I remember one time, the split this one place I used to work give us like a just paper, paper, paper paychecks. And this one girl I used to work with wasn't there in the days that we would get them but she lived like not too far, like, on my way home. So I would drop the paychecks off to her and then, but she happened to be at work that day. And then she was like, Oh, hey, Jamie, would you mind dropping my paycheck off on your way home and just handed it to me? And I was like, Yeah, sure. And I just got right back to working and she just stood there for a minute. And I was like, Oh, here's your paycheck. She was like, that's okay. You know, you were just being really nice. Okay. Like, she wanted to told me I was dumb, but I was also being nice.
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Yeah. in your favor. She she was like, Oh,
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I'm just a bubble. Um, oh, yeah. So there was, um, this one story that I keep forgetting to tell you about it popped up whenever we were watching up at my ride. One night and I at some point, there is a Petco in Hawaii that had accidentally cut off a chick's dog's ear. Like when they were grooming it, and they just kind of recently right oh, it was in a fucking didn't write down the year as recent as Pimp My Ride.
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Oh, okay. Because I thought I saw something like that recently. So I didn't know if you're talking about that. And then you're going to tie it to Pimp My Ride. Damn, this has happened multiple times. Yeah, together Petco.
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So I think, um, I think I also came across something that you were talking about on this one, they tried to glue it that you're back on, and then later the ladies, it just like, fell off and was all bloody. So the lady was like, what? And I think I saw another one where they cut the ear, but they were actually told the customer was actually told about it. So they're able to, like, get it fixed or whatever. But in this case, the lady, you know, obviously, it was too late to get it fixed. And that was like, it could have been fixed if like, you knew about it. But whenever I was reading a little bit more about the story, someone that was like representing her in the court or whatever. Like the should have, like the cut off there. This other person that was representing her had gotten like their dog's tail had gotten cut. And so they just felt like a lawsuit against like Petco being like super kitchen, I guess. But yeah, exhibit was just making a joke about that. So like, What the fuck are they talking about? So yeah, that was a pretty crazy
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man exhibit. I mean, I joke a lot about a lot of fucked up shit, but I don't know about them. I'm judging.
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I can't remember like what it was, I don't think it was anything too bad. He was just like, Oh, like that, or, you know, like that ladies, you know, dog's ears like got cut off. And like, the other guy was like, oh, like, I guess it was like a big story at the time. Like reference it and stuff and know what they're talking about. So it's fun to go back and watch you know some old stuff like that because like, man, it's just like a time capsule
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do sir. Research,
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crack research. Um, and then there was also a couple other smaller stories that I had been meaning to bring up to you. But they're, they're, you know, I'm kind of lumping these together because exhibit is a musician. And then these next two next stories happen during live performances. So that's kind of lumping it to performance themed episode. Yeah. Um, so the first one is, um, so you're familiar with ICP, and you're familiar with a Limp Biscuit. So definitely,
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I don't know faves.
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I don't know if you remember this. It happened in October of 2018. But a shaggy two dope from ICP tried to like fucking dropkick Fred. Yeah.
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I'm really glad that you brought this feud up I haven't thought about it and longtime
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like I know that they're, I don't know the history of like their feud. So if you have any intel on that, feel free to speak
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out here and ICP expert let us know.
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But yeah, I just that video. Did you see the video? No. So Fred Durst is you know, doing his thing like the front of the stage. And shaggy two dope just like comes from the side of the stage and just walks up and goes like, right and tries to like kick him in the head from behind, but he like just barely misses and falls on the ground. And then Fred Durst turns red like you just hear the whole crowd go like Oh, and then Fred and then um yeah, then Fred Durst turns around and sees it. And he says, Uh, hold on, let me pull it up.
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Okay, do you have a direct shredder?
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And he says, Uh, okay, so Durst, who did not appear to be harmed at all during the assault bin tells the audience What a pussy couldn't even pull it off. And for some reason, I just imagined him like after that going like little noise pulled off and then let's see as a fight breaks out at the side of the stage verse ads, it's one guy Calm down. It's one guy derson tells the crowd let's give that guy a hand before starting a course of Nana. Hey, which sounds like a very first thing to do. I guess.
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I like to picture the what are they call our Juggalos and juggle it. I like to think that they got out there hatchets and started going for the Limp Biscuit fans and they created a war it was
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just all in the crowd. Yeah. Um, I dated a I don't know if he was like a full blown Joe glow. But he was my CP fan. And I think he had a hatchet man talk to I'm could be wrong on that. But yeah, that was a good time.
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I've known a couple people with the hatchet man tattoo that I went to the plasma center, there was a guy that would come in all the time, and he had one like a visible one on his arm. And you know how they have that Juggalo fest or whatever. I don't know if they still do but the big ICP music festival. I was like, Hey, have you ever been to Juggalo fest or whatever? And that's what's cool. Yeah. Together. Juggalos Yeah. And he was kind of embarrassed he goes, Uh, actually don't listen to them anymore. Oh, what he saw was it. Yeah. Yeah, he's in need of a cover up
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Yeah, that could be a whole nother segment that we do is
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Yeah, shitty tattoo. Magoo is definitely a
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lot of there was in there. And another story that I had that was like with live performances was a so this is very near and dear to my heart. Because it's a from Mississippi. Afro man. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he there was like a free like Marty girl. Show one year or whatever. And this was during 2015. And this lady cape, he was performing on stage. I think he was playing guitar. And this lady came up and started like dancing on them. He turned around and punched. Oh, what?
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Why? Is he scared?
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I don't I don't think so. I need him to like, maybe read more about it. But like, I should have watched the video before too. But I remember the video a long time ago and it didn't seem like a knee jerk reaction kind of thing. It was like, get the fuck out of my space. What the fuck are you doing here? Kind of
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Damn. But um,
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he didn't. Um, I don't think he got jail time for it. Um, he had to do like anger management and some stuff like that. And I think the lady sued like him in the venue, but I don't I don't know. What came out of it. It's probably a settlement or something. But but Yeah,
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cuz he punched a woman cuz he
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does a punch a bitch. Much not bitch.
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That's that's Oh, well, last night. I went out to a live performance for the first time and I don't know how long.
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It's like comedian. Right. But you mentioned earlier. Yeah.
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Yeah, we went and saw Shane Smith. He has a podcast called cowboy boys. It's really funny. So we went and it was weird because they put everybody's phones and these little pouches that you couldn't open and they even made me put my watch in there. This is an Apple watch.
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Okay, cuz I didn't want anyone to use their phones. Yeah, I hate that. But it
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was strange because I didn't know what time it was. And it just felt weird. I don't know,
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what if I need a call? 911? Well, that's, that's what Ashley
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and I were talking about are like, what if there's an emergency and we need, you know,
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need to call my husband and tell him I love him one more time.
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Yeah. Well, fortunately, he was there. So I went with Ashley, aka the bumble bee. And then will the archnemesis ex boyfriend not to be confused with Bible will? Oh, archnemesis.
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Oh, her husband? Yeah, gotcha. Okay.
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So we went and it kind of felt like we were there for a long time. But it gets from the time we got there, the time we left, it's like three hours. And we didn't realize that we're going to be right by the stage because we had a table. So we're all kind of nervous. If they did, like crowd work, we would get called on or whatever. Yeah. So we're there for a long time. Currently, I have to go the bathroom. But we're right up front. So I don't want to draw attention to myself. But luckily, Shane Smith is more of like a storytelling comedian. He doesn't really like interact with the crowd. Okay, so I went to get up and it was the weirdest setup. But the table was definitely smaller than this pillow. For for people. It's just like child child sized table. Everyone can fit one drink on it. Yeah,
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okay much.
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And it was metal chairs that were the most uncomfortable thing ever. So I go to stand up in the metal chair like it's getting hooked on other people's shit chairs because we're all close and it's making a noise. At one point, I told you I'm like, help me. Bathroom was kind of far away. So you had to walk through everybody. Yes. I don't want all the noises and gotten the bathroom and I had all my stuff prepared because I made some flyers for the podcast. So I'm like, Yeah, I have my roll a tape. taped them all over the bathroom. Yes, there are a bunch of people in there that were just fucking wasted in the bathroom. Yeah. All these chicks are just fucked up. And like this one girl I heard ago. This is the drunkest I've ever been in my life. Oh. It just seems weird. It wasn't really a bar atmosphere. I mean, they had a bar but weird. And one of the stalls didn't have a door. So her friend was in there. And she was standing in front of the door blocking it. And they were just talking about how fucked up they were. And she really wasn't doing that good of a job of like, blocking her friend. So yes, your friend gets done and she comes out. And the girl that said this is drunk as she's ever been. She's like, do you want me to be a wall for you? I'm like, oh, yeah, for me for me to go. Yeah, so she's standing in the doorway for a friend and then the friend and her come out. And I'm like, oh, and then another chick comes out of the stall. And so I tell her like, Oh, I'll go in here. Thank you though.
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This one already has a wall.
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Yeah. I don't know why but it caught me so off guard. I was like, oh my god, am I gonna have to pee and have this weird drunk girl stand in front of the door for me? I don't know why I just wouldn't have said no, but I feel like she'd just be like I got you girl. I just I haven't been around other people. I guess in a while. It's like oh interactions and especially
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Do you want me to cover you up all up?
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Say Ashley went in there. And she got one of the stalls that had a door and I think we went in the same one but the it had a door but there wasn't something for the latch to catch on. It was just the latch. And at this point, I was kind of like fuck it whatever I went, like I'm just gonna like it's closed like whatever.
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I usually try to like hold my foot on it or if I can reach
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She held the bottom of the door. She said that it was really sticky. Oh grow Like, I can't get my hands clean enough.
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Oh, so it was one that like you push in, like, push out so she had to like hold it shut. Like, pull it No. Oh, yeah. The other way.
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Yeah.
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Cuz I can just push it. Um, yeah, drunk chicks in the bathroom is just usually a good time it is like it's just funny and it was funny I remember. I think this had to be around like 2012 I went to this like I'm like Halloween like dance party thing. Um, that's not something that I would like frequent but the guy I was dating at the time was DJ
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Oh my god was the door DJ Damn.
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But um, so we're, uh, I guess just kind of like it was oh, that's what it was. So it was like a superhero themed one. So everyone was doing did like superhero themed stuff and me and him did Tony Stark and pepper pots. So I just had like on jean shorts and like a white button up shirt. Like it just looked like a regular bitch. And then I printed out like a tag that said like pepper pots like I was at work or something. And so no one's gonna like just look at my costume. I know what it is. But like, I went to the bathroom and someone's like, oh, who are you? And I was like, Oh, I'm Pepper pots. And then someone was like, Who's that? And then this other drunk chick just kind of like comes out of nowhere, so you know better than I was just like, Oh, God, this is the fucking worst
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Yeah, I do miss the Drunk girls in the bathroom situation. I guess I didn't really? I don't know. I wasn't prepared to have that because yeah, I don't know. I haven't thought about it in a long time. And we weren't really I mean, we weren't at a bar but yeah, yeah, I am ready for the world to go more back to normal because I do miss the drunk girl bonding. Yeah, if you're a guy you're really missing out. You know there could be somebody crying in there everybody like lift her up. Tell each other You're beautiful.
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There's a there's a there's a couch and layer and
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so if you're lucky there's a couch. The place last night didn't have a couch. Sticky doors or no doors. And oh, when I went there's barely any soap so Oh, I guess there was a show after the one we went to so all those girls only touch that sticky door they were fucked because they went mad soap gross.
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Yeah, maybe that's soap on the bottom of the we're hopeful Yeah, hopefully it
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was really Yeah, but if you're here if you're here from my bathroom flyers thanks
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yeah, thanks for thanks for showing up after after that.
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Hell yeah
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um yeah, we had so we had another Husing user we had I
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robots
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I work with too many people or I make stuff for people. So I call everyone a user of software not of drugs or anything. So we have a microphone abuser biscuit tie in to look while you look I have a mini Limp biskit Story So one time I was going through a drive thru and I had the oh so my my car has two volumes and has a volume for like the audio and then for like the system sounds and so um, I was turning the volume up and I was like hey, as just like okay, Google Play chocolate starfish in the hot dog flavored water. And I was turning it up so the music would turn up but it turned up the system sound because it like locked into that and then like right whenever I pulled like into the drive through my car just like blurt out like okay, playing chocolate starfish, flavored water violin biscuit. And I was like, Oh, no one was supposed to hear.
Unknown Speaker 34:43
Okay, so I found it. It's the song Take a look around. And if I remember correctly, it's the song where it kind of has like the Mission Impossible kind of music where it's like, did it it?
Unknown Speaker 34:57
Kind of, I feel like I need to go back in Listen to it doesn't happen to go like I might be mixing up like another one of his songs blah blah and kind of sound the same. But is it like take a look around doo doo doo doo doo?
Unknown Speaker 35:12
Let me see here. Maybe I click the wrong one yeah, here we go. Cuz I'm an 80 year old loser and microphone abuser and the last ever second exit beating up my man every second with my fist
Unknown Speaker 35:33
so I gotta say, reading my mind every second with my first relatable, relatable. I could have phrased it in like, a less angsty way. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 35:46
What was the lyric that you're thinking?
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Oh, I was just like, does that song go like um, take a look around doo doo doo doo doo man look up the song. Oh, that's on the hot dog flavor water. Your favorite?
Unknown Speaker 36:03
This is the one the song where it goes. Now I know why you want to hate me. And then it's like, because hey, it's all one thing lately Yeah, if we need to get some read backwards hats if we're going to be talking about this.
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Now, man, we're gonna like just trying to limp biskit famous one turning the Limp Biscuit.
Unknown Speaker 36:32
I saw a picture of Fred Durst recently and he definitely I mean it makes sense that he looks old, but it made me feel old. Nah, looks a little grandpa ish.
Unknown Speaker 36:46
Yeah, just like I'm like Steven like Johnny Knoxville and stuff too. But yeah, they're they're looking old and I'm like, oh, no, not like, you know, everyone gets old but I'm like I'm gonna be so heartbroken. Like, after they pass away and stuff like that won't be but they're still putting out like so much content not like Jackass II stuff but like a Steve who has his YouTube channel know like, yeah, I watch it quite a bit. And they're about to do that like Jackass forever thing.
Unknown Speaker 37:18
Oh, yeah, I think that's gonna be it's gonna be like a new movie that comes out and um, I can't
Unknown Speaker 37:27
I don't know exactly what it's all gonna be about but like, I think what it is is like they just have the all the guys come back on there and this kind of talk about some stuff and play some maybe old clips that like maybe didn't make it to the movies or show? I don't know. Ever it's gonna be a thing.
Unknown Speaker 37:45
That'll be cool. I remember when it came out. I think I was in seventh grade. And my dad liked the show too. He thought it was funny and my mom thought it was stupid and I guess she didn't want us to say Jackass so you'd call it Jackie
Unknown Speaker 38:06
I think we called it Jack Tish. So much Jack toshin Viva la bam and see KY
Unknown Speaker 38:45
okay I'm fine. can cut out all 30 minutes.
Unknown Speaker 39:00
Um, ah, okay, so we have oh, did you have something else say about jackass? Jack.
Unknown Speaker 39:10
I'm good. I'm a jack Tisch French. Oh, I do have my, my stupid notes. So okay, yeah. Um, so as we mentioned in the chipotle baby episode, which, that's another word that I don't feel confident in saying. I remember what were you talking about earlier? Oh, Blips. Oh, leaps.
Unknown Speaker 39:32
I think it depends if you have one or two E's. I don't know. For the
Unknown Speaker 39:35
cat sticks its tongue out. And we were talking about words that we weren't confident in. And yeah, Chipotle is definitely one that I don't feel confident that I'm saying it right.
Unknown Speaker 39:46
Really, it sounds it. Sounds great. Thanks.
Unknown Speaker 39:54
So anyway, in that episode, we talked about how I make notes on my phone And then I don't remember what they mean. Or maybe I did voice to text and it makes the fucks about. So I found one of those when I was looking at stuff today. Let me find it again. If you can do some Limp Biscuit Well, I'm looking out appreciate, um, cuz I know that you'll be okay, that actually helped me find it. Okay, cool. I have no fucking idea what this is from. I don't. It sounds like maybe it was a quote that somebody said on TV, but I don't know. And I think the word should have been sucker but the voice to text made it sticker. So it just says, You call that a dick. Toilet sticker. What were you watching? No idea. I asked GE today. Hey, Does this sound familiar? I think it's supposed to be toilet sucker. That would make more sense. And he didn't understand what I was saying. was like, You call that a dick coma? Toilet sucker. Like, I think somebody said that to someone. But I have no idea where I got that nor what that's about. So if anybody knows, let me know.
Unknown Speaker 41:30
It seems vaguely familiar. It's got to be some. I really don't want to Google it.
Unknown Speaker 41:37
Oh, it looks like I didn't think about doing that.
Unknown Speaker 41:41
Well, I don't know what's gonna come up with like searching to see like that. Sucker. I swear it sounds like it's from like a fucking show or something that I've watched before.
Unknown Speaker 41:53
Yeah, I have no idea.
Unknown Speaker 41:56
Let us know if that sounds familiar to you.
Unknown Speaker 41:59
Is a cringe thing with toilets that that made me think of when you said you don't want to Google it. Or those videos that have been coming out that they've got to be some kind of weird, fetish thing. But where it's women making stuff inside of a toilet? Do you know what I'm talking about? Where they'll make like an ice cream sundae and a toilet?
Unknown Speaker 42:19
I don't think I've seen that. That is
Unknown Speaker 42:23
I've seen some rose shit. And it's, uh, trying to think or what the fetishes called but I don't know if the toilet one is related to this. But you know, those videos are it'll be women making stuff and it's messy stuff and they have their hands all in it. Yes. It's like all the counters. Yeah, I think it's kind of related to those. I don't remember what the thing is called that. It's weird, messy, like gross food stuff. Those are super physic
Unknown Speaker 42:57
kind of like how to basic. Okay, it's uh, um, so I can't watch videos like that. I like I can't watch like, I can't do like muck bang and like that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah, no, I just I can't I don't know why
Unknown Speaker 43:13
is it gross to you or it like
Unknown Speaker 43:18
so like, I don't care about like people eating and stuff, but I just like when people get like food on their face and stuff, which is dumb because like, I get food on my face and stuff to you. I'm just like, you are like food in the scene. I'm just like, I just think it's disgusting like food and places that like it shouldn't be like people think it's funny to like, put like beans in places that like it doesn't belong like they just dump a can of beans and like a shoe or something like I don't know why I just can't do that. And how to basic is just like, just like throws eggs on the floor and then like a chicken breasts on the floor and like slops it around with his hand and just like there's other food on the floor and like flops that around with his hand or feet or whatever. I just I don't find the I know I don't have like a extremely popular sense of humor but I just don't get that kind
Unknown Speaker 44:14
of humor is way better than on the ground. Loving that
Unknown Speaker 44:19
shit. But for Yeah, so they do this in toilets.
Unknown Speaker 44:26
They Yeah, I'll have to find one of the videos. I think I've seen one with a Sunday and maybe one where they made punch and a toilet.
Unknown Speaker 44:39
Hello. I've seen punch in a bathtub. But not a toilet but I would not
Unknown Speaker 44:44
yeah with the toilet one they they put all kinds of weird shit in there. Not literal shit. should be in the toilet but food. They had some of those sour gummy worm type things thoroughly.
Unknown Speaker 45:02
They just feel that way light with them. Yeah, they
Unknown Speaker 45:04
had those and I
Unknown Speaker 45:07
chose them later. In what make like nachos and they're so gross.
Unknown Speaker 45:11
Yeah, they made some kind of punch with a bunch of candy and it may have had alcohol I don't remember.
Unknown Speaker 45:19
I can't imagine that they. So I would like to imagine that they cleaned this toilet out really well before or that this is just like a brand new purchase toilet and this is a very first thing that they're doing with, but I don't think it's the case.
Unknown Speaker 45:33
stills.
Unknown Speaker 45:35
I still wouldn't ever No,
Unknown Speaker 45:36
no, no, I would rather use pretty much anything else.
Unknown Speaker 45:42
Yeah. And it's like have you ever seen those videos where like the people will like like the toilet seats in public? There's no girl stand imagine. I think one of the most like popular ones from that was this chick that? Did it on a plane.
Unknown Speaker 45:58
Oh my gods fucking disgusting. Going to the bathroom on the plane is the worst. I don't know how people have sex on planes. They like the whole mile high club. Yeah, there's like no room in
Unknown Speaker 46:13
the fucking bathroom for that. Like how do you not fall on toilet?
Unknown Speaker 46:17
Gross.
Unknown Speaker 46:20
Like, and I every time I go to the bathroom on a plane, like I'm on a plane a lot. But um, hey, you're Mr. Worldwide.
Unknown Speaker 46:29
India, and business meetings.
Unknown Speaker 46:32
Oh, I'm always scared. It's just gonna like go into like instant turbulence. Yeah, I'm just gonna be like in that Key and Peele skit where he just like, goes to the ceiling and then it drops. Um, so we have another listener story. From Halloween, that made it in a little late, but we will go ahead and read it. So this one is from curly. So it's ready yet? Yes. All right.
Unknown Speaker 47:00
I didn't read it. I wanted to be
Unknown Speaker 47:02
I will read it to you. Oh. Okay, so hey, firstly, love the podcast. And I think y'all are amazing people. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're also incredible.
Unknown Speaker 47:18
I've not met you fat head.
Unknown Speaker 47:21
Secondly, I don't really know if this is more sad or just cringe but I wanted to share my awkward last trick or treating experience.
Unknown Speaker 47:28
My which story was kind of sad.
Unknown Speaker 47:32
No, I think we're all just a bunch of sad adult sad cringy let's just liberate ourselves. Um, when I was a kid, Halloween was the day of the year nothing better than dressing up and getting free candy still is Oh, yeah. Trick or treating every year was amazing. Especially as an awkward. Oh, sorry, a that was me. Wait, let me restart that line. Trigger. Treating every year was amazing, especially as a social socially awkward person. Yep. Being that I could actually talk to strangers with a mask on. That's what that yeah, that is a plus of Halloween.
Unknown Speaker 48:10
And I'm in the pandemic. Yeah, let's
Unknown Speaker 48:12
say actually kind of helps me quite a bit. Yeah. It's like a cheat code for life. Mom would take me to different neighbor neighborhoods every year and I would just clean up a whole giant bag of candy. Right around age 12 was the last time I went. Here's kind of a breakdown of what I remember. It was Halloween. There was no new costume ritual, which was odd but I had my costume from the previous year. And just figured that we were tight on money did not want to bring it up and feel bad for asking for new one. So the old costume was fine. I degress
Unknown Speaker 48:48
sweets ahead.
Unknown Speaker 48:51
I wanted or I waited until the evening when my mum and stepdad were home and I dressed in costume. Aside from the mask ready for a handy nabbing night, when they saw me in half my costume. They kind of awkwardly looked at each other. I felt so uncomfortable. It was just it just then crossed my mind that maybe I was too old for trick or treating. So I awkwardly lied and said, Oh, I'm just dressing up while watching movie. My mom said do you want to walk around the block with Wayne my stepdad? I did not like my stepdad. I didn't want to out of nowhere I said sure. I guess so if you want to. Wayne did not look please. I put on full costume and we walked maybe 10 feet from our driveway and saw that a single porch light was on on a nearby house. I awkwardly froze and looked around non non suspiciously when asked if I was going to go up to the neighbor's house. I said something like nom good fun So after this encounter, I basically walked back and forth in my driveway while Wayne awkwardly stood five feet for me no conversation. Beyond that happened after about 10 minutes, but like hours, he quietly walked inside. So I spent the next hour of Halloween at the end of my driveway dressed up as a goofy blood dripping skeleton. Now too scared to go to the neighbor's house out of being judged for trigger treating, but also being too scared to go inside and address that awkward encounter. That was the last time I went trick or treating. Sorry for the entire novel about it. Much love curly. Thank you, Carolyn.
Unknown Speaker 50:41
Oh, man, I remember being in that stage where you're a kid, but you're getting a little older. So you feel like you're expected to give up the kid thing? Yeah, it's kind of honestly, I still feel like that sometimes because I like some things that are a little more childish. And then when I talk to an adult, that's an adult here, adults. Oh, and they're like, oh, like squish mellow. Like hell. Yeah. Good pillow. Nice,
Unknown Speaker 51:13
magically came over and sold my juice boxes. juice box? Um, yeah, and I would say I brought this up on the last episode. But um, one of the last one of my last Halloween, we dress up a sheet ghosts. And I think that's a good kind of transition costume. Yeah. Because like, no one can see how old you are. No one can really see you when you're just kind of like, you know, alright, this is the last night. My last trick or treating. And, yeah, makes it a little less awkward.
Unknown Speaker 51:48
Don't think I remember my last one. Because I think I trigger treated some in high school with some friends. And I went to strangers houses like I wasn't allowed to do before. Rebel. I was loving that shit right there.
Unknown Speaker 52:10
I think um, I remember like, going with my parents. Like, I mean, I definitely did when I was younger, but like when I got a little bit older, like, I don't know, we just like, walked around with our friends. But then, um, I noticed like, whenever I got older, it seems like people do like groups with like a few adults now or something. Like, they'll get like a trailer and put like hay in the back. And then like, you know, drive a group of kids around to houses and neighborhoods. So like, people care about kids now.
Unknown Speaker 52:47
It's nice. It's an odd concept. I'm not really familiar with that. I'm happy for the kids of today. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 52:56
I'm glad someone's watching out for like Oh, were you a latchkey kid, or a little bit? Yeah, I remember. We were and it was funny because I was at a so I was in elementary school. And then my sisters were in like middle school in high school. So I got home a little bit before them. So I had some like alone time. And I would just like, get home and then I would heat up some frozen meatballs. And then have those with some barbecue sauce and watching you you know I don't know why, but I was like, scared to like, go out of the house. Like my parents weren't home. I definitely didn't open the fucking door if anyone mocked I just like hide under the blanket or something. And try not to breathe because I would be like they could see me do that too. I'm glad that like we have no windows ever go. Yes, I can just kind of like sit here and be like, Please don't come look through my backyard. But I can't reach our people. So oh, I need to get like a stool or something to keep there. But um, yeah, yeah. So but I was also scared to go outside. If my parents weren't home and I remember one time. So a friend came to my door and I saw that it was my friend from across the street. He was like oh, hey, you want to come outside and play and I was just like, um, I need to I'm finishing watching you do and I can't wait. To finish my, my my barbecue meatballs.
Unknown Speaker 54:39
You remember what brand they were at a grocery store brand or?
Unknown Speaker 54:44
Yeah, I can't remember what brand they were but they were from Sam's Club just like the bulk frozen meatballs bag.
Unknown Speaker 54:52
So as you reach into the big bag of your hands and get the meatballs out, or would you dump them on a plate,
Unknown Speaker 54:58
I had a bowl I just dumped a few of them in there and then just heat it up in the microwave with a paper towel over the top as to not make a mess, cuz I was a good child. Ah, good stuff. Um,
Unknown Speaker 55:14
I don't know why I had questions like that about the meatballs. No,
Unknown Speaker 55:17
it's like, I enjoy the question. Broke up something funny that happened.
Unknown Speaker 55:24
I felt like it would be it would feel gross to put your hand in the meatballs and the frozen meatballs.
Unknown Speaker 55:30
Well, they're frozen. And so they're not like, and they didn't have any like sauce on them. So it wasn't like a gooey. It's kind of it's kind of more like chicken nuggets, kinda like a frozen bag of chicken nuggets. So it still
Unknown Speaker 55:41
I feel like it would have like greasy texture. And then like, you know, frozen stuff. We'll have the little ice crystals and it kind of gets your hand wet.
Unknown Speaker 55:48
Oh, yeah. And then your hand smells weird.
Unknown Speaker 55:56
I got some green conditioner for my hair. It has the weirdest smell. It smells like when you go to an old person's house, and it's kind of stale. So having a weird smelling hand. That's what it reminds me of because I'd wash my hair and I kept sniffing my hands. Like why don't you just wash your hands again? I would eliminate it. Yeah, I go.
Unknown Speaker 56:24
I think I'm kind of scared of all people.
Unknown Speaker 56:28
Yeah, they're
Unknown Speaker 56:30
gone. I'm just like, oh, yeah, that's right. It's gonna be me one day with like, my, like sack of decaying flesh. I just wait to die. Oh, I think I'm gonna get murdered. So before, so it doesn't matter.
Unknown Speaker 56:51
I don't know. I feel like you have some good street smart skills.
Unknown Speaker 56:57
Yeah, but I feel like Oh, I feel like I'm gonna be murdered by someone that I know.
Unknown Speaker 57:01
Not not it. I won't do it. I promise.
Unknown Speaker 57:05
No one that lives in Austin. Um, I feel like it's gonna be someone that I used to know from Mississippi, Mississippi
Unknown Speaker 57:11
murder. It's gonna be the teacher that was in his underwear. God's gonna get revenge on you.
Unknown Speaker 57:18
Oh, she told me. She talked about me in Lompoc with my underwear, something really weird that I remember about that teacher. So he was an English teacher. And then, um, he was just talking to us about like writing stories and stuff and about how like, you can, um, because there is a lot of like essay topics that we would get that it's like, write about a personal experience where this happened. I remember him telling us about just like, you can make that shit up, basically. And because he was like, this luck college essay or some shit that he had to write. He wrote about, like, how his sister died in his arms or something like that.
Unknown Speaker 57:56
Have you made that up? Yeah, it's
Unknown Speaker 58:00
even more specifically, it was like, they were playing soccer. And then she went out to the street to get a ball hit by a drunk driver. So he basically wrote like a drunk driving and he said the lady that had to like graded or whatever cried and he was like, Oh, I made it up. And it was just like a fucking weird thing to make up. I don't know is
Unknown Speaker 58:24
a weird thing to make. That makes me think even more that he did some shady shit at that school.
Unknown Speaker 58:33
You know, he probably did. That would kind of be par for the course of a lot of teachers there. Yes, you could say. So make sense? Yeah, there's already a handful of teachers in jail from from doing stuff with students at my school, so come on, pray pretty aptly named.
Unknown Speaker 59:02
Yeah. Yeah, they were definitely praying.
Unknown Speaker 59:06
Oh, and Curley also went to that school.
Unknown Speaker 59:08
Oh, and um, we so he knows the underwear teacher?
Unknown Speaker 59:11
I don't know if he knows the underwear teacher. He probably does. But he knows one of the teachers that are in jail for doing stuff with the Knights. Yeah, that teacher was like the shiny shirts and some buttons and Jackie was the theater teacher. And yeah, I joined a drama club because I was like, oh, I want to like get into that stuff. And so I was gonna do music with curly because Curley. And some of his friends they they do a bunch of music stuff. So actually real quick shout out to curly studios. He's on the YouTubes and stuff. They do a little podcast called sorry, relate. Um, and then I just got really creeped out by like the dynamic of him. With like the students not currently but the teacher and law students, I was just like, just gonna nobody here. Because like, I just remember girls would be like, oh, yeah, just like get changed, like in his classroom and I was like, You should never get changed in any classroom ever, like, go to the bathroom. Like, I never understood that it weirded me out. And so that makes me think that there was definitely like, a lot more girls than like the one like he went to jail for the death penalty
Unknown Speaker 1:00:32
at the Roxbury. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:37
Anyway, um,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:40
oh, yeah. Have our request for the listeners. I mean, really, you can send us anything? Yeah, anything you
Unknown Speaker 1:00:48
want. But we're seeing your writing cringy or awkward. Sorry, go.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:53
I'm really doing an interview episode soon. And when Jamie first talked about it, I thought it didn't have any. And then I just went back and thought about every interview I've ever had, like, oh, I have like five different ones. So like PTSD. Interviewing is the worst.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:14
Yeah, it's the worst. I have one tomorrow. So it's kind of like in spirit of, of this. Hopefully, I won't have a cringy story to tell after tomorrow. Or an additional one. I have a couple. And then a few just that I've heard from other people. But yeah, it'll, it'll be great. I can send those to us at nervous or nervous laughter podcast@gmail.com or, you know, hit us up on the the Facebook, instant message on their
Unknown Speaker 1:01:49
Twitter that we don't know how to use, we can try to figure out how to use it if you want to send a story there.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:55
And the Instagram which I guess I would say is our favorite. So if you want to follow us anywhere, I would recommend it be on Instagram. Okay, as we
Unknown Speaker 1:02:05
roll on out of here, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. What?
Unknown Speaker 1:02:09
Come on. And thank y'all for loving the shit right here.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:20
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Unknown Speaker 1:02:23
Thank you guys for listening. And we're having so much fun doing this. And thank you guys for the support. And it's been awesome. Yeah, we'll catch you guys on the flippety flip, buddy
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