Nervous Laughter Podcast

Episode 49: You Can't Fucking Swear

Episode Summary

A roller coaster of an episode - ranging from fun cringe to anger inducing cringe to spooky cringe! Join Jamie and Alyssa for the magical ride.

Episode Notes

A roller coaster of an episode - ranging from fun cringe to anger inducing cringe to spooky cringe! Join Jamie and Alyssa for the magical ride.

Alyssa opens with a memory of her past some of her grandpa’s sayings, and something her husband said the other day. This tangents into a discussion about Mr. Hands…yeah. Jamie shares a great cringey political rap by Linda Paulson and some Brett Farve awfulness (spoiler alert - Brett Farve and Phil Bryant suck).

Alyssa is taking a trip to Disney, so Jamie shares a little Disney cringe - including what the communal underwear is about. Since it's spooky season - you know we couldn't leave out some spooky cringe! Alyssa shares some info about Mckamey Manor

Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com

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Episode Transcription

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I have a random memory the other day of this thing that I said when I was a kid, and my grandma would tell people because she thought it was funny, and that would embarrass me. But I guess that when I was little, I was saying something about like, oh, yeah, like the man that lives under the house. And she was like, What are you talking about? And she figured out that I was trying to like, say the devil Oh.

 

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That was my childlike understanding of the devil was like he lives like, right under the ground. And that's why you shouldn't teach kids religion, because it's confusing as fuck yeah,

 

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it really is. To a child mind. I saw a video where I guess this lady's grandparents were teaching him about religion. Yeah. And he was like, Mom, you're going to hell? And she was like, Well, I don't believe in God. But you know, he, you know, would be nice, if whatever. And the other kid was just like, really burdening his mom would like, he sounded like he was like, maybe three, like, still learning how to form sentences.

 

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It was Yeah, wild.

 

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That's such an abstract concept for tiny. I mean, even as an adult, I'm like, It's confusing. There's a lot of contradictions and idiosyncrasies, but you're like, oh, five year old, like, let's talk about how there's like a devil. I'm weird.

 

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And you think he lives under the house? I had to be fucking terrifying. Like, I mean, super terrifying.

 

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I don't even know I was talking about it. Maybe like somebody did something bad. Like, the man under the house is gonna get this kind of crap.

 

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Oh, yes. Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome,

 

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where the men that live under your house. We're gonna get your hands.

 

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Yeah. Fuck boy hand drove. Um, you're like, grandpa would say, right. Yeah,

 

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I stayed with my grandparents a lot when I was younger, and my grandpa just had some random weird sayings whistling come help. Paul Paul was with the apple pie. Actually, he was called Papa. I've always called them grandpa.

 

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Papa or Pa Pa. Pa Pa?

 

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Pow, pow. Polls. So my younger cousins call them but you just have weird sayings.

 

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One of them was like, if you touch that TV again,

 

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it's gonna be too wet to plow to like raining, you can't plow your field. So it's basically like you're fucked.

 

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Oh, like you're gonna waste your brain.

 

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Like you're gonna be in trouble TV. Oh, I just picked TV as a random thing. But like, we're doing something. It's like you don't stop. It's gonna be too wet to plow which means like, you're fucked to the farm. So

 

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me I'm gonna tear your ass up or

 

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I don't think they really spanked us. I can't remember but we would be it was more emotional but another one that I think you'll like, he would be like, What in the cat hair? Is that? Just like

 

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I want to say the thing I want one like what in tarnation?

 

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You can instead of what the fuck just say what in the cat

 

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hair? Do you know I

 

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can give it a quick Google?

 

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Um, one

 

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this wasn't one that my family said or anything but it was it's like a I guess a southern thing. Have you ever heard of the devil's beaten his wife?

 

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Oh yeah,

 

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I want it's like, raining when it's sunny out. Apologies that's a weird thing to say. I

 

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guess. super weird. I've definitely heard that one though.

 

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Alyssa continues to look for the origins of what in the cat hair.

 

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Yeah, I'll come back to that one. I don't know if its origins are gonna be easily found. But yeah, But that brings me to think or

 

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to find that a needle in the haystack

 

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Lea. Oh, yeah. Jamie Liam

 

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roller. I'm sorry. Did you have more sayings? I feel like I can. Oh, no, those

 

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are the only two I can think of. I'm sure that some odd deaths my sister, so I'm going to be hanging out with her. But I'm a weird one. But my husband said the other day when we were playing Dr. Mario, that's usually what we do on our lunch break now. Yeah, and there's like a little versus mode. So we're both go in and then whoever, you know, gets rid of everything first, you know, wins. And it's like, No, I'm talking about

 

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your Are you really a gamer? Just Dr. Mario pretty much, but we're playing and it's kind of like Tetris. So I guess something weird happened on his side. And he goes, I really cocked that up. I will know what the fuck. I was like, Is that supposed to be like a rooster talking about the COC part? And he was like, No, I mean, it means I fucked it up. I'm like, No, but like, it's the singing like, it's supposed to, like a cock like a rooster. And so he just like kept going back and forth. And he's like, No, it means I'm like, I understand. But like, where does that come from? And

 

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what does mine say? Sweet. What is my insane?

 

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That's exactly like I just looked it up. And that's an actual saying, Oh, really? And I just start using that more. Yeah. And I thought it was maybe like a dirty saying, you know, but I think it's just like a maybe like in the Yeah, maybe like in the 50s. You know, when they're saying weird shit. And that doesn't mean the same thing is now yeah, I'm like that. But yeah,

 

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we do ever talk about. Oh, I'm screwed the pooch before. We ever talked about that.

 

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I think you and I have

 

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because it's such a weird

 

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I mean, I understand. But it's just fuck the dog. Fucking animal. Really weird.

 

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That's what I told him because we were talking about that. And he was like, Oh, it doesn't know. It doesn't mean that I'm like, No, the saying is like you fuck the dog. Yeah, you screwed the

 

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pooch. Like, yeah, that's where it comes from. Oh, which this is a tangent. And very random. We didn't talk about this on our planning. Not like we have a large care planning show. But just not in our rundown. I was watching one of my favorite YouTubers the other day weighing and he was covering Mr. Hands. I don't know if you ever heard of that. That sounds familiar. I originally knew it as one guy, one horse. Yeah, for people.

 

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We've talked about this video on the podcast

 

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every once in a while. But from that I learned so like, it is factual that the guy actually died. Um, but after that, um, I think it was was it New Jersey or Washington after or whatever the whatever state it was in BC it was legal. And so after that guy died, and it kind of got pushed around the internet. They're like, Okay, now we have to push for like this to be illegal, because it's a problem now. And, yep. One guy was like, I'm commenting on it. And he was like, Yeah, Mr. Hands book. And he's like, he ruined it. For the rest of us. He was kind of like, like, I can't remember the phrasing. But he's basically insinuating that like, this guy couldn't really take a horse thick. I'm so sorry that this is the tangent we're taking. But yeah, and it's just crazy that it's still legal. And some places so yay. You want to become a fucking I know I say this a lot. I can fucking do this don't want to go on a tangent. And then I just start Googling. Like, is it worth it? Becoming a lawyer? And then like, everything I find is like, nope. So I'm just like, Okay, let me just not do that. But I'll probably go through that cycle like 20 more times. Yeah,

 

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I mean, it's 100%. Understandable. But

 

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yeah. Yeah.

 

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Back to the livestock issue. My friend from Alabama said that. I can't think of what to do. She called this but basically people will train their cows horses whatever the fuck to like on command here they like back up to them

 

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no okay so Kennedy assumptions

 

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Mr hands them

 

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I mean for like Wait She

 

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for purposes in which they

 

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are in the way of like yeah your hands and Alabama I don't know where

 

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I pet animal fucking still allowed there yeah there's a quite a few states where it's still illegal and oh yeah so this the state that this happened in with Mr hands they actually it was illegal and then there were some other law that was passed the US they just like slid beastie ality like being able to be legal in there and then the bill got passed and so it's like, hey, it's legal. But yeah, thankfully it's it's back to being illegal there.

 

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That's good. Thank it's illegal in Alabama it brought up like a really long thing with lots of different codes and stuff. So it appears that it's illegal in Alabama.

 

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They're probably like, I was just one of them blue laws or whatever they call them. Forgotten about ignoring.

 

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Animals sexual abuse is a felony in 19 states a second

 

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19 Only 19 We have 50

 

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states. It's a misdemeanor and 23 states I got one

 

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thing, but like, Oh, poor animals?

 

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Yeah. Oh, speaking of laws, I think you have a some political cringe.

 

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Whoo. Oh, yes, I do. Um, so I don't know if you probably heard this at all.

 

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I'm not going to get like much into like this candidate and stuff, because I don't know that much about it. Her name is Linda Paulson, which makes me just keep wanting to say her name is Linda Paulson. Her name was Linda Paulson, like from Fight Club. Um, so yeah, she's just a very generic looking old, white woman.

 

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And I don't know much about

 

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her, like politics and stuff. But this is a thing she did about anti trans. So I probably don't align with her politically. But this is not a political podcast. This is a cringe podcast. So let's get to the good stuff. Oh, I can't really tell if this was

 

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made.

 

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Terrible on purpose. You know, because it's like, I could see if she has a team of younger people working for her. They'd be like, this would be good and like easy to meme. But yeah, we'll see. Here is

 

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let me know if you can't hear

 

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it. My name is Linda Paulson, Republican and awesome love God and family and the Constitution. I tried to get another conservative to rent, nobody could do it. So I'm getting it that want less government control and regulation want to stop and expose all political corruption whereas integrity morality, accountability government program should lead to self sufficiency and support traditional family as the fundamental unit of society. But in schools, they are pushing for new beliefs. And just to clarify, that's a female adult. I know what a woman is.

 

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Damn, when the Paulson's a total cunt dropping them beat you Yeah, I know what a real woman fucking throw that and, yeah.

 

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So um, yeah, that was just cringy for all kinds of reasons.

 

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You find that?

 

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I'm actually I should just like be sponsored by them by now. But um, I found it from

 

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I can think of the name Abe

 

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Lincoln's top hat. Okay, yeah. I guess just

 

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next

 

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week, fuck was there. NLP was their fucking podcast network called the last last podcast network. Yeah. LPN. Okay, we are

 

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oh, maybe that means we're destined for success because we have the same one.

 

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Here that guys.

 

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Tell you friends.

 

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We're gonna be successful. Oh, yeah. Which is funny because Chris posted a story the other day that had like a pinhead slide and it was like what if We kissed on a pinhead slide and I was like, if our podcast like sex successful, that will be our first purchase. Like when it's successful. Thank you for believing.

 

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That's so nice lovey

 

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grins. Love you. Hey, love you. Hey,

 

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love you. Weird to go between those two?

 

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Yes difficult for the brain. Do you have anything else on bitch Magoo?

 

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Um, no, I do enjoy that name though. That's honestly like the first I ever heard about her. So at

 

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was cringy and I hope she loses. Yeah, me too, because she cares about limited government or freedom or whatever. Why the fuck does she care what other people were doing in their lives?

 

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She's like, less government involves but no. trans woman.

 

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Quick just before we change topics, I have a quick little. So a good political thing. Well,

 

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I mean, it doesn't that's the thing. It doesn't

 

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really affect anybody, but I hate the person. So Marjorie Taylor Greene, which is like a bad name. sounds so familiar. She's a Georgia I don't remember exactly what she is. But she's some politician in Georgia, and she's like, very openly involved with Q and like opposed all the mask mandate.

 

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She's the lady that had the good open carry restaurant.

 

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Oh, probably.

 

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I don't remember. I don't know. Sure. I know is some other like blonde bitch that looks like her if it's not her. But yeah, it's definitely closed. Yeah, her husband filed for divorce. Oh, burn

 

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them. Like, I can't take this shit anymore. It's gone.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:54  

I saw this. I saw it in the group I'm in it's actually a group called wife bed. It's just people like posting different things. And like, the thing as a group is you just like, whatever you comment, you just do it in all caps. Oh, okay. And it's just like, wife doesn't understand money and just mocking that kind of guy that like, hates their wife.

 

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I thought it was gonna be like a bunch of pictures of like women reading just like stay under

 

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my thumb. Now but I started in that group. And the comments on that post are fucking hilarious. So it was like husband correct. And one of them was like,

 

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women too emotional to run for office.

 

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One of them was like, wife believe in sanctity of marriage getting divorced. People that's like, It's a sacred bond between a man and a woman like,

 

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okay, yeah, that's like what our what our goal girl Apollo, or Linda Paulson's about to she was like, should be about a family. Oh, I'm just having flashbacks to some conversations I've had with family members.

 

Unknown Speaker  18:11  

never good. Yeah, I think I have some cousins that are not conservative. But for the most part. I haven't a couple ants that aren't too crazy. But yeah, there's just a lot of crazy people in my family. One of my uncle's this was like years ago, I had posted a thing about Planned Parenthood. And he legitimately commented on this post Hitler would have loved Planned Parenthood because they kill babies. Whoa, whoa.

 

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makes me curious as to what kind of a world this person lives in in their brain like well, like are they do they think demons are real and stuff too is deceased

 

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now so he is finding out if all of that stuff is true. Or whatever Have fun. Have fun with that.

 

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Um, but I have a little bit

 

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of breath farms because we're talking about our failing chambers Barfield Hancock kill Mississippi

 

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true boomhauer moment

 

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so I don't um, I didn't get to like you know, full dive in like journalists that do this. I read some articles from like, NPR and CBS and stuff. But basically, I think it was like, I can't remember what years this happened. But it's coming up more recently because this debts these debts were not paid back. So the that's exposed to the public, their public enemy. And yeah, so So Brett Farve just to kind of sum it up, took welfare money, so money that was supposed to go to like, I can't remember exactly what like the foundation was called, but it was for a foundation for like, you know, families in need. Oh, I

 

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was thinking it was for animals. I don't know why but that's crazy. And it was for other humans.

 

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Yeah humans. We're getting to that kind of territory. Yeah. So welfare for human beings and took that money and was like the University of Southern Mississippi needs better well known football program, right? So like,

 

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fuck, fucking punch

 

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a hole in the wall. We're gonna use this money to build an indoor football field that will attract some NFL players son that was looking for somewhere to go to school. And it did not work. It did not get that Oh, wow. Yeah. Didn't want to go to college and Mississippi. Oh my god, and I mean, but is so. Okay. It makes me mad for a billion reasons. But just before I get into that, he also used money to build a volleyball, court training, whatever, because his daughter was on the volleyball team. It's well known for her. Yeah, well, my family's in need of a lake.

 

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Shouldn't be like at least a millionaire being a football player. Why the fuck would you

 

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do that? And so I don't know if this is exactly how they got the money there but but he also received a lot of money. And this was saying like the payments were from speeches and stuff. And things that he attended that he never fucking showed up for. So yeah, and let me see if I can find like how much it was that

 

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he was. It was like I wanted to

 

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fucking punched my laptop when I think it was like $20 million. Yeah, the state has filed a civil lawsuit against Farben to recover more than $20 million and misspent welfare money intended to help needy people in one of the country's poorest states. Brenton Brenton farm? Oh, well Brian I'll get into that a second are not facing criminal charges. And Brian is among those named in the civil lawsuit because he's fucking bright fire of course in Bryant is referring to what's his first name Phil Bryant. Who was the fucking governor. And they fucking texted each other and let me

 

Unknown Speaker  22:44  

if you pick up a goddamn football you can do whatever the fuck you want in the world and it just kills me throw football far. Brett Farr sports ball.

 

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Okay, so it sounds like I mean, obviously I don't I don't

 

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know quite how much of that chunk was Brett Farve but it was like a handful of other like athletes in the area. His name was the biggest of all of them. So that's the one that's getting kind of like pushed up to the forefront. But yeah, this is a text message between Brett Farve and Nancy new. I'm

 

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not 100% sure

 

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who she is. I don't know if she's associated with the University of Southern Mississippi or what?

 

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But um, so Brett for this is the text right far. If you were to pay

 

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to pay me Is there any? Is there any way the media can find out where it came from and how much and then she says no, we never have had that information publicized. I understand you being uneasy about that though. Let's see what happens Monday with the conversation with some folks at Southern southern means Southern Miss maybe it will click with them hopefully. And he says okay, thanks. And then the next day she says wow, I just got off the phone with Phil Bryant. He's on board with this we won't get this done. So so I just got off the phone with a governor and he's cool with us taking all this welfare money to

 

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the state of Mississippi was just like here we're giving you this money.

 

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Yeah, or they were like

 

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what how do they even like don't they have checks to like, like accountants and people they're like hey, you can't fucking do that with the taxpayer um, I don't

 

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know if they were like covered it up as like the payments as those were like all the things he never showed up for I don't know if they like kind of like made it look like that and just were like here's the money but like farms like I didn't know that it was from Brian and and kicking them and then there was more text slumming find it so this is just between like, the articles of like a CBS and NPR that I'm reading from.

 

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But yeah, he's like, Oh, I

 

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didn't know all this but like the text messages between they're like hey, can I have the state money? Yeah, that's between him in the governor. It's like it's so fucked up.

 

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So he says,

 

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okay, Brett Farve texted Brian, I need your influence on how to get donations and sponsorships. Obviously southern has no money so I'm hustling to get it raised. And then Brian says, Of course I am all in on the volleyball facility. One thing I know how to do is raise money, which I guess just means take it are the worst criminals ever. Yeah, and then um

 

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blah, blah blah. Let me find the next. Okay, Barb texted

 

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Bryant. And also I paid for three fourths of the V ball facility and the rest of the joint project with her and John which was saving me 1.8 million I was informed today that she may not be able to fund her part.

 

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And I wait. I and we need

 

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me playing football. I really need your help. Very badly. Governor, and sorry to even bring this up.

 

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And then um, so probably

 

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Department of Human according to Friday's court documents Brian and five months of timber force playing 19 with the new department of the Human Services Directorate return we're we're tired sorry, those are retired FBI agent Christopher freeze. Foreign texted Brian after the meeting we obviously need your help big time Hey, got any money any money and pulling political leverage to help me navigate using it for anything good anyway, they didn't earn it pisses me off, because that's exactly the mentality that people have in Mississippi is basically nobody deserves welfare. Nobody deserves any government assistance. And you should earn that shit yourself.

 

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Just starve

 

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it especially with like all this with like all the shit going on with like Jackson and like, like so take care of its people. And it does not like this prove that it doesn't give two fucking shits. It's just like, we need Brett farmer's daughter to have a really nice volleyball facility. And we need an indoor football facility to try to get the football team better.

 

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Drink Mountain Dew not matter.

 

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Let's see.

 

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Barb also mentioned the volleyball facility could be named for Bran, who was in the final months, who was in his final months of Governor Bryant responded, we're going to get there. This was a great meeting. But we have to follow the law. I'm too old for federal prison, he added a smiley he added a smiling emoji with sunglasses so that they're not getting in fucking trouble for LIS. They're just like, you didn't pay pay back all this money from the welfare. So we're it just enrages me. And then like, especially for them to just be like, none of this is gonna get out to the media, right? And everyone's like, I know why you would be uneasy. And it's just like everyone involved knows how wrong this is. But they're still doing it. And

 

Unknown Speaker  28:44  

I think that we should rage. We should like evacuate like your family like D Roc curly. And just like burn down the rest. And just start a new

 

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last piece of the recording due to technical difficulties. Alyssa and Jamie were chatting about how their high schools focused a lot of funding on the football team as opposed to other sports band, et cetera.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:14  

You spell like every school in the South. It's like that, like everyone just idolized this football so fucking much over everything. Yeah, like, unless you play professionally that doesn't carry to real life. Like it's weird.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:29  

I agree. And I didn't really understand like, I mean, I still kind of don't but I think Brandon mentioned to me like there's not a lot of football. I don't know where all the football teams. I don't know wherever college football is popular. There's not like a lot of NFL things going on. I found out twice. college football's popular, but it's still weird to me because it's like, that's weird. I don't know. Oh, no weird, but also why Talking about sound real country bumpkin right now, but in the kill they had a gas station they're called dollies so dollies on the kill I remember like it's in this gas stations at like a popular intersection that small I guess you can call it a city but I remember there being like a mural on the side of the gas station that had like Green Bay Packers helmet and stuff. So it's just like tribute to like Brett Farve and it's like, this is what he does for the people of Mississippi.

 

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Go fuck yourself,

 

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like yourself. I like the memes that have come out of it where it's like a picture of him just like grimacing or like frowning and it'll people will put different things like my dog when I tell them to spit something out. Picture him just like oh,

 

Unknown Speaker  30:51  

I don't think I've seen that um, but yeah, I think that's all I have on right far. Oh, I do remember one time this isn't like super related but one times the news there the local news came to my school and was like interviewing the all the teachers there cuz a lot of them I think like went to school with Brett Farve and stuff. And since everyone fucking loves Brett Farve there it was, I think it was like Green Bay Packers versus saints. And so we're like, oh, is everyone gonna support Brett Farber, the Saints I think everyone was just like, the saints are like, funny. They're like, I love my boy. But I gotta go for sightseeing. That's my impression of a Saints fan.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:46  

Um, I feel like the

 

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like five people that like sports that listen to the podcast are gonna be enraged. But y'all are cool. Y'all cool sports ball you

 

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just let us know if there's you have any sports cards you want to share? Because sports fans can get pretty cringy I think sports fans and religious people are kind of like the biggest nerd fandoms ever. And I want to see them like fight and duke it out. Like I've never heard someone quote a book so much. Ever,

 

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ever. Kind of won in the same crowd though. A lot of the time.

 

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Yeah. Yeah, I guess so pretty much was like, you know, Jesus take the ball. And I got confused one time. Because you know how when people talk about watching sports and stuff, they always like, talking about them. Like, we did this and we did that. Oh, yeah. So like, one time Mike was telling me a story about like the soccer team here in Austin. But the way he was saying I thought that he was playing and I was like, oh shit, are you gonna like be on the team next year? And you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, we asked them like I'm like, sorry, it's confusing.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:08  

I don't know. Oh, put

 

Unknown Speaker  33:09  

the sports

 

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lingo. Yeah, I'm not. It's hard.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:15  

It's funny, because, like, G really? He's not a sports person. Which, Yeah, same here with Brandon. But sometimes, like, if sports are on or something. I'll just be like, oh, like have a basket or whatever. And people are like, Yeah, and I'm like, how do you blame? No.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:39  

Maybe does he know what he's doing? Wow, that sounded mean. No, like,

 

Unknown Speaker  33:44  

he just knows like, I get to like, be like, I'm one of the boys.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:54  

He could have picked up some dudes back in the day like, like a sport bar or something. Like

 

Unknown Speaker  33:59  

look at that basket. He does it in a very natural way. And I'm like, I don't even know if I know who you are.

 

Unknown Speaker  34:10  

I kind of want to try that now. Just like yeah, good ball.

 

Unknown Speaker  34:16  

Like say technical term, like

 

Unknown Speaker  34:20  

speed through speed I don't know what the technical terms of maybe we could have like a sports section one day to learn all

 

Unknown Speaker  34:33  

there. There's a couple things that actually come to mind with sports stuff that I can save.

 

Unknown Speaker  34:38  

Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Um,

 

Unknown Speaker  34:42  

and I know you're going to Disney. Soon in a little believe tomorrow

 

Unknown Speaker  34:48  

morning. So when this comes out, I'll be hanging out with my stress and people close

 

Unknown Speaker  34:57  

my stress when people clip yeah Nikki

 

Unknown Speaker  34:59  

Many Oh, okay, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  35:01  

Wait. Oh yes, my stress some people Oh, sorry. I was thinking of like people dressed in the costumes. So it's like mice wearing costumes. That would be Mickey and Minnie are mice wearing costumes. You're right. But I had mentioned before the Disney communal underwear. Oh, God, I totally forgot. Yeah. And I looked it up and like, it was like a thing. And they awful. Yeah, they got like, I guess like a thing passed. But anyway, just to kind of explain what it was. So Disney was like, super strict on like, their costumes, and including the undergarments that were warm the costume worn in the costumes, because they said like regular underwear can like bunch up and then create like, unrealistic meaning. Yeah. And so do they have like Disney specific procedure under whatever and undergarments for people to wear so they'd have to like, check it out a lot. But early on, we check it out at the beginning and did their shifts. And a lot of people complained that the underwear and it's not just underwear like also like jock straps and like other kind of bras, any kind of undergarments. So yeah, people would complain about getting like things that were like soiled and smelled bad. And we didn't seem clean. And Disney was like we wash them with hot water and stuff. And that's a fine old probably detergent, but they probably just mean like we don't put it in like a whole wash. Like we try to sanitize it. And then like the representative was like, We don't want them to be well. I think they call them cast members. We don't want our cast members to be unhappy with their their uniform. So they have a problem with dirty underwear. Yeah. So they had a problem. They could just come switch it out. And it's like your mother dirty your pair. Yeah. Like I imagine a lot of them did that before they tried filing a lawsuit to like to get proper undergarments. And I think it became so much of an issue. I think like one, one person contracted something. I can't remember like what it was, but it was like they had like a Stultz performer. And then, um, I guess they had like other issues too, with some of the cast members, because there were like, We need like better kind of working conditions. Like past a certain, like temperature outside, or like air quality, like, especially in the California location. Because like as there was a wildfire going on, and Disney was like we're still open, it's fine. And

 

Unknown Speaker  37:33  

you're out the smoke. It was cool. Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  37:37  

And so some of the people some of the stilt walkers because I guess it's like a lot more intensive movements and stuff. They had some issues breathing and stuff, and it's just like,

 

Unknown Speaker  37:47  

get back to work.

 

Unknown Speaker  37:49  

Do you know what decade this was in? 1000s?

 

Unknown Speaker  37:53  

Why? Like 80s 90s This was like, I would say seven

 

Unknown Speaker  38:00  

years yeah, um,

 

Unknown Speaker  38:07  

and, uh, yeah, so hopefully I mean, I think now they all have like cleanliness cleanliness or things or at least can bring their own things like I I'm trying to think back to the times I've been at Disney World I don't remember many like skin tight things that would like show underwear lines. Like I don't I don't know. Um, but another thing that I read a little bit about was whenever they closed for COVID Oh, and like everyone got like pissed off um, so I saw I cannot find the fucking picture again but the Scott we looking into like a little bit. But it was a tattoo it was like the date of their Disney World trip. And there's like a big stamp over the top of it like a red stamp that was like cancelled due to COVID But it wasn't like It's like this whole tattoo was planned together they didn't like get a tattoo of their trip and then be like Oh no, it's canceled like they had it toward the stamp or it crossed over what the illustration underneath like the illustration was not there for like this was like planned out thing and so yeah, people still like you know showed up to Disney because they wanted to get in some people like picketing outside looking sign monka had a sign that bug like told the guards to open up the gate like enough frozen Yeah, it's like these guys. Yes sane. And I did I actually found hopefully this one won't be like too much but I did find an art or a that does an article. It was a fucking research paper from the Journal of themed experience. Send attraction studies. This was called Special Issue impact of COVID-19 on themed entertainment. April 2000, pointing to when the magic closes, examining how Disney fans coped with theme park resort closures amid the COVID 19 pandemic. So yeah, they just were looking into how people were coping with the parks closing, which I'm sorry, but it kind of makes me

 

Unknown Speaker  40:29  

a little annoyed I guess

 

Unknown Speaker  40:34  

just like as a person that like never really had a lot of vacations on stuff for people to get pissed off, that something's closing for health reasons, because they don't get to go on their vacation makes me incredibly enraged. Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  40:48  

the whole thing when people were mad about stuff being closed, like I get it, it sucks to not be able to do what you want to do, but like, especially

 

Unknown Speaker  40:55  

if you're a social person, and yeah, but right now is the perfect fucking time.

 

Unknown Speaker  41:00  

You can like talk to people online, you can get shit delivered. You can shop you can still socialize, you can get food like, I get that it was shitty. Yeah, also, just I mean, it's shitty, but there's lots of stuff you can do.

 

Unknown Speaker  41:15  

Yeah, just feel like new hobbies you can pick up and stuff like it's a bummer but stuff happens for so

 

Unknown Speaker  41:23  

entitled, and they like my vacation. Yeah, I don't can the workers die? Because I get them sick. I need my vacation.

 

Unknown Speaker  41:31  

Yeah, like I remember one time when I was in college, someone was talking about like, not going to be able to go on like their family vacation. And I wasn't saying this is like you were entitled or like blah, blah, blah. But I was like, Oh yeah, I got to go on vacation like a couple times. And like I was in college like I'm like 21 or 20. And then the person just like, oh, Jamie That's so sad. Like, no, no, these moments

 

Unknown Speaker  42:00  

I never really went on vacation either until I was on the dole like you would go see family. But that was it. That was like a real vacation

 

Unknown Speaker  42:07  

wasn't really like a thing like went to Gulf Shores Alabama. Oh, one time with our neighbors. And I got stung by jellyfish.

 

Unknown Speaker  42:18  

Piss on, you know,

 

Unknown Speaker  42:21  

we dumped vinegar on my stomach. And then the people because we had like, rented a condo with our neighbors. And then the people at the condo next to us. Were like, hey, we have some jelly fish cream stuff. So we use that. Um, but yeah, so I have some, just some quotes from the paper I read. So I'll just kind of like read through those. With much of the US and international community under quarantine orders to help slow the spread of COVID-19. Fans and consumers of the Disney parks and resorts found more importance placed on what they refer to as their happy place. Firstly, diversion from the problems and concerns of daily life. During this period fans engaged in a high volume of discussion about the parks, but also content creation, including videos and images that celebrated the parks experiences. They could not currently partaken so like you were saying like, there's things online like I know there's a shit ton of YouTube channels that are like exploring the parks and like POVs of the ride so like you could there's enough to pretend the current study seeks to better understand how the temporary removal of activities associated with the Disney Parks brand. Impact impacted fan and consumer behavior and engagement specifically, respondents discuss how the closure of the parks and resorts impacted their fandom and perspectives on the company. Proper blah, blah, blah. So yeah, let's just kind of explaining most. So for the study, there was in total 20 participants 18 years 18 year age and older responded to a survey containing open ended questions built using some software distributed on Facebook and Twitter. To get answers, yes, you'll know exactly what kind of people you'll get. Specifically, respondents were asked to indicate their reactions to the closure of Disney parts societal impact and brand on brand and part closing phased Reopenings by the company. The vast majority of the participant can you can you take a wild guess of what

 

Unknown Speaker  44:34  

people in our age group is

 

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the vast majority of the participants

 

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were female and Caucasian range from 24 to 70. Yep.

 

Unknown Speaker  44:48  

Yep. So like a lot of people were kind of cool

 

Unknown Speaker  44:53  

about it. You know, they were like, I understand why they closed and stuff but like, this is my escape and like it's not Fair, blah, blah, blah. Um, one thing that like a lot of people were saying was like it's kind of weird because they're like, I love this place and stuff. And maybe I'm just like taking it the wrong way, but they're like, um, Disney will make the right choices because they don't want to be sued.

 

Unknown Speaker  45:19  

And it's like, like a kind of like, yeah, I

 

Unknown Speaker  45:23  

get that. But it's also kind of like, you're just like, this is just like a money hungry company that like just wants.

 

Unknown Speaker  45:30  

Daddy Disney will make the right choice for all.

 

Unknown Speaker  45:33  

And like, sorry, I just I should have like, highlighted or copied these codes down or something. But like, another person was like, um, that's how we know we have to take it seriously is because Disney is closing and I'm just

 

Unknown Speaker  45:47  

like,

 

Unknown Speaker  45:50  

you only take things seriously when Disney decides to close? Like, that's not how you should live your life my guy. Um, damn, but yeah, that's pretty much all I have on that. I I was hoping to kind of, uh, if I do get to research it more, I'll kind of let you know. But that was kind of like the beginning of my research on that. And I can't believe someone wrote a fucking paper on people's reactions to Disney closing during COVID-19 That's the kind of fucking world we live in. See, there's

 

Unknown Speaker  46:21  

plenty to do. Yeah, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  46:28  

Down is a very interesting time, I guess. And yeah, maybe I'm just so fucking pissed off. chromogen but I do

 

Unknown Speaker  46:36  

think that. I mean, like we've talked about within every like, group and fandom. There's cringy as fuck people. And Disney definitely has some.

 

Unknown Speaker  46:46  

I'm not saying you can't enjoy Disney when? Yeah, yeah, enjoy Disney's just, you know? Yeah, don't be super cringy about it when the corporation is Corporation. And then when you want to like, Ah, god, sorry, I got into some weird Facebook groups of like, cringe Disney stuff. And I mean, I'm not talking like, I'd love to because people were like, Look at this guy. He bought like a bunch of pops, like Disney pops. And it's like, hundreds. It's like, Who fucking cares? Who cares what this man spends his money on. But like, the stuff that did bother me was like, I'm like, Oh, this is our like, blow job. Tip Jar for Disney. And I'm like,

 

Unknown Speaker  47:32  

I remember you asking about that. Yeah, what was it like every time

 

Unknown Speaker  47:35  

she gave him a blowjob or something like she put money in it. Disney trip and I'm just like, can we not involve sexual things and are in these like, child driven kind of things? I just it's tainted. Don't taint it.

 

Unknown Speaker  47:53  

I think I got my money for the trip

 

Unknown Speaker  48:01  

that's why you've been so busy like me the thing like she was

 

Unknown Speaker  48:11  

just Yep. All day, every day.

 

Unknown Speaker  48:18  

And I'm sorry, we're like 15 minutes in but please get to your no problem. Do you mind if we take a pee break?

 

Unknown Speaker  48:25  

No. All right, we will be right back.

 

Unknown Speaker  48:27  

Be we are back.

 

Unknown Speaker  48:39  

And real quick before we jump into yours when I was in the bathroom. I remember how you were talking about you packed like a shit ton of underwear. You can get pass it out to the cast members. Story? Well, I guess they're used but they'll be clean. Yeah. Clean at least.

 

Unknown Speaker  48:59  

Yeah, we were talking about how we both pack like 10,000 pairs of underwear because why don't you shoot yourself every hour when you're gonna you want to have clean underwear. Where do you laugh and pee a little bit? Yeah. You never know what could happen. Yep. But, uh, my very long stretch to get to my topic. You know, we're gonna go on vacation next week. And we're going going to go to Universal Studios has the organize. So I'm going to be talking about a haunted house, which I'm using those air quotes loosely. Have you ever heard of McCamey Manor? It sounds vaguely familiar. Okay, so

 

Unknown Speaker  49:43  

does that have some kind of stained glass window thing?

 

Unknown Speaker  49:47  

I don't think

 

Unknown Speaker  49:49  

something else please continue. I'm so excited.

 

Unknown Speaker  49:52  

So McCamey Manor.

 

Unknown Speaker  49:54  

Oh shit, the place where people can like have to sign a waiver. Yeah, I've watched a bunch of stuff on these please go.

 

Unknown Speaker  50:03  

Owner, oh my god, the owner

 

Unknown Speaker  50:06  

of foxes. On the surface. I was like, this is cool. And I learned more about the animals like

 

Unknown Speaker  50:13  

exactly how they have it like marketed. So for those that don't know Makini Manor is a survival horror type of thing. Fuck I think his first name is Rob, I don't know why I don't have that written down. But

 

Unknown Speaker  50:33  

Rob McCamey like,

 

Unknown Speaker  50:35  

he's always loved Hans and always like, made haunted houses and stuff. But somehow he decided to do this basically, like, saw style, like survival, the haunted house and having quotes. And I didn't realize this, but it said his fucking house is not any location. He just has like shit built behind his house. My personal property. I do it all. Whoa, what's up, dude. So I'm just gonna read straight off of Wikipedia here for a second. Guests must sign a liability waiver to participate, which I've heard different things. It could be from 23 pages to 40.

 

Unknown Speaker  51:17  

Whoa. Yeah. I guess it depends on what they do. Because I

 

Unknown Speaker  51:24  

think they were not mistaken. I think they like is that the one that also kidnaps? You? I think they do different scenarios. Development. Okay, continue. Sorry.

 

Unknown Speaker  51:34  

No, you're good. So I guess I'll put a little warning here, there's going to be talk of kidnapping and various forms of abuse. So if you don't want to listen, then I understand.

 

Unknown Speaker  51:51  

So it says that

 

Unknown Speaker  51:52  

these waivers, it's basically getting permission for the staff to have you subjected to various forms of physical and psychological torture, including having bones broken teeth removed without anesthesia, and being drugged. Oh, fuck, I didn't read any allies so fucking bad teeth removed. Do you think that?

 

Unknown Speaker  52:16  

Because I know that they I know some of the things they do there. Maybe not to the extent but um, do you think part of that is to like, scare people scare factor?

 

Unknown Speaker  52:26  

I don't know. I've seen some fucked up shit. Like, you can watch all of these different things on YouTube. And it's basically like watching a snuff film. I mean, it's like fucking awful. I haven't

 

Unknown Speaker  52:39  

watched them. But I've seen like, the people haven't worked on them for but I've seen some clubs where like, the people have their head, like locked in a cage. And they're putting like bugs and forced feeding them food and stuff.

 

Unknown Speaker  52:51  

Yeah, it's fucking crazy. I think I have part of the waiver here. Oh, yes,

 

Unknown Speaker  52:58  

yes. So the way

 

Unknown Speaker  53:01  

I'll back up a little bit. The way they get around all of this is because they're basically set up like a charity. Oh, because you don't have to pay to do this. You have to bring dog food for this charity that the McCamey is involved in. So there's like 24,000 people in line to do this. It's looking insane. I didn't realize it was that many people? Yeah, they have a location and Tennessee and then one in Alabama. I believe it's Huntsville. And yeah, basically, you have to get on this list, which could take however long. They only do stuff on the weekends. And yeah, before if you're chosen to go through this haunted house, you have to do a physical mental evaluation. You have to sign all these waivers. And when you're signing the waivers, I guess they also make you watch like a two hour video of like people tapping out and leaving. Oh. So nobody's ever made it all the way through this. Oh, Ponte or whatever you want to call it like a prize for getting? Yeah, you can win $20,000 Yeah, I think you get

 

Unknown Speaker  54:11  

through just like we're just going to torture people until they tap out like they have no intention of

 

Unknown Speaker  54:17  

Yeah, and the thing is all of its filmed. And I kind of flipped through a couple of them. It's not the kind of thing I would want to watch all of because, I mean, it's just people in such extreme distress, like it's fucking awful. Yeah. But it's kind of funny because the guy that runs it, like he edits it in a way that's kind of stupid. Like, he'll just like have different like effects like lightning and stuff, and then it'll cut to like a black screen and it's like, how long would you last? Like stuff like that?

 

Unknown Speaker  54:48  

When you sign up first, I was thinking of like, Spike TV style, like there's an explosion and then like premium, and there's boom.

 

Unknown Speaker  54:58  

Unfortunately, no boobs unless there are getting like chopped off basically because this place is it's fucked up. What I kind of gathered from it was like, it almost seemed more of instead of like an I mean, yes, this extreme hunt. But it seemed like it's more of a way for him to get like free snuff films. Yes, exactly. Not get in trouble for it exactly. And that's I think 100% of what it is like a different horror organizations and conventions and stuff have like blacklisted him because they're like, really, this isn't what we fucking do, like you're making these videos and like jerking off to him in your house like it's fucking weird. And a couple of the people that have gone through it or went to it, nobody's gone all the way through. But a couple of people have said like, in their video, parts of it were cut out. I guess they were like, too bad even for him. He Oh, yeah. And like, if you tap out, or when you tap out, he makes you do an interview. And basically, before he starts filming, he's like, You can't fucking say anything bad or I will sue the shit out of you. Also, there's all these people that do it. And they're like, yeah, it was a good experience. And they're like, fucking bleeding and like,

 

Unknown Speaker  56:15  

it's crazy that he threatens to sue them because it's like, I know, I signed the paper, but I'm gonna fucking sue you.

 

Unknown Speaker  56:22  

Yeah, he's a fucking awful person. We

 

Unknown Speaker  56:25  

may I ask real quick, like, what are some of the like awful things? Are you?

 

Unknown Speaker  56:32  

I don't think I have any written down. But just from memory, I can tell you of a couple things I saw. I mean, basically, like, you're getting beaten, like the whole time. There's like a group of people just beating the shit out

 

Unknown Speaker  56:47  

of Greece to do that. They're not talking about the people that sign up to go through. But the people who are going to, like they are usually getting

 

Unknown Speaker  56:56  

paid, or maybe not even paid. I guess not because it's not a business. Yeah. Probably like, we

 

Unknown Speaker  57:03  

just like torturing people, we can all find it. Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  57:06  

I mean, they're just beating the shit out of people. One thing I saw, they took this lady's hair, and like bundled it up in a ponytail, and took duct tape, and just like wrapped it in her hair, you'd have to shave your fucking head after that. Yeah. And that's one of the things in the waiver, like they can shave your head. It's also in the waiver, they can give you a tattoo. Like,

 

Unknown Speaker  57:28  

they're just like, we just need to prepare for anything, because we don't know what employees are going to do.

 

Unknown Speaker  57:33  

100% It's basically you give them free range to do anything.

 

Unknown Speaker  57:39  

Just like that. Artists that was like here do anything to my boss. Exactly. Yeah, never sign a paper that gives anyone the right to do anything they want with no body. That's no, that's one of the things I remember. And sorry if this is something that you're gonna say, but um, whenever I first started reading about the experiences, one person got kidnapped, they were told, like, alleyway got kidnapped, put in the back of the car. They were taken to the house or whatever. And they were like, put into this like, disgusting bathroom and there was just like a chick masturbating. And I was like, I would not be able to handle that. Like, like, um, yeah, so then it just went into like, I don't know, some chick eating cockroaches and

 

Unknown Speaker  58:27  

then then the torture starts but

 

Unknown Speaker  58:31  

so that may have been something different because okay, because Allegedly, he does not have any nudity. Anything sexual. You can't even fucking swear. Like when you're getting your fucking finger broken. You can't swear. Yeah. And like, if you he counts how many times you swear. So theoretically, if someone made it all the way through and got the $20,000 If you said Fuck, 10 times that would be taken off here. Yeah, so he tries to be like, I'm all pure and like, this is just my pure crap.

 

Unknown Speaker  59:07  

Do that. Like no, you don't get to like have a torture house and then say like, you're not allowed to cuss? Yeah. Strong.

 

Unknown Speaker  59:16  

Bold. I don't think anybody's gonna disagree with you. Except for this guy. But yeah, you can't fucking swear. Some of the fucking some of the other things people get fucking waterboarded No, that's crazy. They also get put in to different things and like hung upside down and like dipped in the water for like long periods of time. Another thing so like, pretty much bury them alive and you can like breathe out of a straw. And that's it. I mean, it's just like unimaginable horrors that this Man has imagined and probably drifts off to. Oh, I mean, it says in here that they can like, take your fingernails off. Like, I mean, anything. It's horrendous.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:00:13  

And can I wonder if they have anything about eyeballs

 

Unknown Speaker  1:00:16  

in? You know, I don't know, because in the waiver, it says that this could result in death or permanent disability. Oh shit. So you're if you're doing it that's on you, you know, they can do pretty much anything. It's so bad. Like, I guess that for a while they didn't have a safe word, which I'm like how, but I don't know how. But now they do. And they'll, in the videos that I've seen. They're like asking people constantly, like, do you want to keep doing this? And they're like, yeah, and their face is just like bleeding. It's, it's awful. And one of the things that they do that I think would like, get me immediately is they'll like, have you in a room? And I guess there's however many people like beating you up or whatever. So no big deal. They're all talking. And then I think they must have like a tape recorder with like other voices. So it sounds like you're with 100 people. And they're like, you're a loser like you're Baba. Yeah, so it's very much psychological. Also very, like tell you your disappointment and I'm like to make you cry.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:01:36  

Thank you crying and beat you up.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:01:38  

Oh, this is familiar. Maybe I could do it. You think I should be? Yeah. But um, yeah, one of the things since it said is house. It's in Lawrence County, Tennessee, and people will call and complain because there's like fucking screaming and like, awful shit going on at their neighbor's house. So a county commissioner Scott Franks talks about an incident where deputies were called out to McCamey property in a neighbor saw a woman get dragged screaming from a van as part of the experience. So they call the fucking cops because they're like, what's going on? Yeah. Is this person getting kidnapped? Yeah. And he said stage or not. This is simply something none of us want anywhere near her near us. And the district attorney said you know, like, it's legal. Like people are, you know, doing it voluntarily. Like they can withdraw if they want so according to Tennessee law, like this is totally cool. Which, like, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:02:50  

fair game if people are signing up for it. Yeah, let them go for it. But it's just consenting adults is what them days person is basically being able to legally torture people. Like he found a loophole.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:02  

Yeah, he did. I mean, like, imagine living next to that you would just have to move I guess, like, unless you want to

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:10  

listen to people almost be murdered all the time. And that's another scary thing, too, that like it can result in death. Because like, I know, that sounds kind of dumb, but that's like one of my another fear of like going into a haunted house. And it's like, yeah, that's such a realistic dead looking body. And it's like the person actually died. But it's all there. Everyone is screaming and you know, like, gonna be hard to tell if

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:32  

it's staged or not.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:35  

Yeah, today, no one has died doing this.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:40  

Somebody's gonna happen. Yeah, on a video where someone dies. It's gonna be a random day.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:46  

Exactly. I guess in 2019 Somebody had a heart attack. Whoa. And they didn't wane. Sure. Yeah, they lived. But they didn't change any other safety shit. They're just like, well, you decided to come here.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:03:59  

Let's find and that's how Rob Makini it McCamey he literally doesn't care if anyone dies.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:04:05  

And no, he's just like, Oh, I'm just like a guy providing entertainment. Like he's really goofy. I'm just kooky. Yeah, I'm kooky. Yeah, and I saw this one clip where he was just like, oh, yeah, when I die, the real footage is gonna get released. So I guess there's some real footage. I guess there's some shit that he does, like the parts that he's taken out of people's stuff. That's like so bad that he knows he can't release it while he's alive.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:04:34  

So he's just Ultra fucked up. Yeah, because like, I know what I'm doing is wrong, but you won't see it film dead.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:04:41  

And you know what this guy has also done. He's chosen to be a father. So there are kids involved in this equation know how so? I mean, I don't think they're involved in the actual like doing of everything, but

 

Unknown Speaker  1:04:57  

they're just subjected to a father.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:04:58  

I mean, then yeah. just torture. Yeah, they know about it. Like I saw an interview, and somebody was asking the kids like, what do you know about you know, McCamey Manor and one of them was like torture.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:11  

Oh my god.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:14  

Yeah. And they were like it's really messed up.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:18  

Damn. At least they like know that I guess

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:20  

it's very scary so fucking weird.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:27  

Yeah, that's a very crazy I don't know, I just

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:35  

thought it was gonna happen. I'm just kind of waiting for the knee.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:39  

Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:42  

I mean, I, if I wasn't

 

Unknown Speaker  1:05:45  

preparing to go on vacation I would have like gone more into it but I've read a couple things about people that have gone through it and it's just insane. I mean, there have been people that have tapped out like minutes in like holy shit, you know, but some people make it a while. I don't remember if I said this before, but the plan is for it to last anywhere from six to 10 hours. Just kidding. Braided and beaten this whole time. No. And there was a lady. Let me get her name because she was pretty, like a famous, I mean, not not a famous person but like kind of became famous because of her time there.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:06:26  

Okay, just kind of like speaks out about it.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:06:29  

Her name was Laura hertz or is Laura Hertz. Laura hertz Brotherton. And she went to the manor in 2016.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:06:39  

And she repeated

 

Unknown Speaker  1:06:43  

her several, She repeated her safe word for several minutes before employees stopped torturing her. And she went to the hospital with extensive injuries. And I don't remember if it was her or somebody else. I think it was her but she was talking about some of the things they did like they gave her a tattoo. I don't remember where it was. But one of the things that like lead into her saying that she wanted out. They started like they took a nail file and were like sanding the tattoo. And then they started doing that. They just gave it to her. Wow. I mean, you know, I don't know how long but

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:20  

yeah, I mean, if you get a tattoo within the same day and fucking Ah, okay.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:24  

Yeah. So they were doing that to wherever and then they started doing that on her neck just like rubbing a file on her neck. And so she quit. But

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:33  

yeah, that's too close to your neck skins too thin. They were gonna like, move. Oh,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:40  

they like well, if you die, it's your fault. So

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:43  

and she said the safe word multiple times. And they didn't stop. Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:46  

But like,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:07:49  

the people pay or I guess we're not. They're probably not paid to do it. But yeah, those people are in it for the love of the game. Yeah, they're like really into it. I didn't hear the safe word. You guys do the safe word. smack smack in bed.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:08:04  

It's fucking awful. Like, I think that there are definitely things that we'll never see or know that goes on there. But yeah, there's definitely been like allegations of sexual assaults and stuff. And just kind of like, well, you're here. You wanted to do

 

Unknown Speaker  1:08:23  

this probably in the contract to anyone not trying to like be like, Oh, no. Yeah. But like it's probably in the contract and sexually assault you

 

Unknown Speaker  1:08:32  

just 30 pages long, so can't defend some crazy. Steve's here. He likes the lady.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:08:41  

Oh, yeah. And it's just

 

Unknown Speaker  1:08:44  

this guy that wants to do it. And he always talks about how he wants to get like the perfect shots of all this and yeah, so I thought this would be some good dark cringe for sort of the season for sure that cringe. Read more about it if you'd like I'm definitely going to be reading some more stuff. I don't know how people watch the videos that he puts out. I mean, it's just people hysterical hysterically sobbing and I mean, they're like at the lowest point in their lives. And that's what he does for fun,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:21  

man. Yeah. I don't want to imagine the people that watch like I watch horror movies and stuff like get like the gore and blah blah blah. But like that's a movie

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:30  

was like

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:33  

and that's one of the things that he said is like, this is this is your own personal horror movie. That's his goal to create for you.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:41  

Well, Mission achieved.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:44  

Um, yeah, that's um, that's really awful. And that's

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:49  

sorry, you said Tennessee and Florida,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:09:51  

Tennessee. And there's one in Alabama. I guess it started in California but my my guess is probably California just says to him Have you like regulations about stuff that he's Tennessee? It is gonna go to the states for beastial he's legal. He's the only torture

 

Unknown Speaker  1:10:11  

Well, that was fun.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:10:18  

Okay, so I went through so many emotions in this episode just like rage from Brett Farve stuff. Like fear and cringe and more rage from this

 

Unknown Speaker  1:10:31  

was a little all over the place. Yeah, definitely a good read. There's a bunch of podcasts on this.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:10:42  

I've watched a few YouTube videos on it. I can't remember by who but yeah, lots of good stuff on YouTube, too. Yeah, I

 

Unknown Speaker  1:10:47  

don't remember how I found out about this, but I feel like it was. I know there's a documentary I must have watched that. And then there's an episode of dark tourism. Where he Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:00  

I watched that too. I think I came across a super duper long time ago because I was like, I want to know what all the scariest haunted houses are. So I'm gonna go. But I'm like a big fucking bitch. I probably won't. And then that was like, one of the top on the list. And I was like, maybe I'll go there one day. And then one day I went and learn more about it. Ya know?

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:23  

On the surface, you're like, Oh, this is cool. It's like a donation based thing is this guy who walks down with this? Yeah, man. It's entirely different. Yeah, it's

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:35  

I don't like the guy.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:36  

Yeah, he's a fucking weirdo. But yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:40  

I mean, I guess people sign up for it. And I just I'm kind of curious if they really know what they're getting themselves into. Because like, again, I mean, I'm sure people aren't reading through 20 to 40 pages of love. I can't remember how long you said it was

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:55  

from people have said anywhere from 20 to 40.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11:58  

Yeah, I'm sure people aren't actually reading through all of that when they when they sign it and they're probably just like, oh, it's probably just to scare me anyway. So yeah, apparently,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:12:09  

his fans are really hardcore. And when people say oh, man, oh, yeah, there's there's a Facebook group that I'm dabbling. Or I'm thinking about dabbling in but the fans are so crazy that though like send people death threats sometimes maybe I don't want to be in that group but I'm interested to see like what people are talking about obviously a private group and you have to answer questions to get in and

 

Unknown Speaker  1:12:37  

me it makes me think like they get access to stuff that the general public doesn't

 

Unknown Speaker  1:12:41  

manage.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:12:44  

We must find this underground community and expose Oh, yeah. Okay. I think that's good to wrap up on or do you have more either way? I'm

 

Unknown Speaker  1:12:57  

cool. No, no. Like everybody hates me.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:02  

I just I feel like emotionally tapped out now. Like I'm just like, this is a lot I'm sorry you guys this episode was kind of at least for me maybe you guys had fun

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:13  

but I'm just like emotionally so

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:18  

yeah, what's so weird groups discussed in this one?

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:22  

Yeah, for sure. So yeah, hope you guys enjoyed the episode maybe you need to come down with a bath with all the crazy shit people get away with today from stealing welfare money to legal torture to

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:36  

sharing underwear mandating your employees to share Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:41  

Until you get potentially sued over it.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:45  

I have to leave and

 

Unknown Speaker  1:13:51  

because like I will never I was like reading it earlier. Like just the bright fire stuff I was reading earlier. And I was like, a second brain and I was like, I have to keep taking breaks because from reading this because like it's getting me so pissed off.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:14:06  

Um, so yeah, I need to take my mind out of things.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:14:13  

Sorry, I didn't mean to go on a tangent like that. But yeah, no,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:14:15  

you're good. We'll be back next week with episode 50. Be prepared to cringe more buys out heads. Bring your own underwear to work. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram rate review, and review would be nice.

 

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Yeah, donate some dog food. Bye.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:14:47  

Bye I know what a woman is. Ah

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:02  

as a female adult I know what I want is country is

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:06  

the blessing to be free but freedom comes with

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:11  

Okay, dammit the site that I clicked on is a paid site.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:16  

I'm not paying for information went in the cat hair

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:28  

I don't know what to say I got nervous for some reason it's okay. But hopefully the drug dogs at the airport don't murder me.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:39  

For all the drugs that you're juggling and they are all the

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:43  

drugs that people have put into my bag when I wasn't looking.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:47  

Yeah, stewed someone to ditch.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15:52  

Yeah, they're like, Oh, look at that bitch. She looks like she does put in this break of dread kilo of drugs in your backpack.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:16:06  

I think the levels look good.