Jamie opens with BTKringe poetry and more. Alyssa explores the dolphin experiment, which asks the important question - can we teach dolphins to speak English? Find out in this episode!
Jamie opens with BTKringe poetry and more. Alyssa explores the dolphin experiment, which asks the important question - can we teach dolphins to speak English? Find out in this episode!
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Unknown Speaker 0:01
So I was playing some games online the other day with some friends and we use discord. And I usually have my push to talk on. So I don't have to worry about muting my mic and stuff. And so we took a break and I went to the bathroom and Brandon was talking to me and I was like, Can you I was just yelling across the house was like Can you do that? Because I'm going pee right now so like we can get back quicker and then um, I heard on the speakers like Oh, Jamie's going pee Oh push to talk with stock so they just heard
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Do you think they heard your p stream?
Unknown Speaker 1:01
Probably not. But like I like yelled across the house about about paying. So yeah, that's I don't go out much so that was
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microphones I just what we're talking about right now. Microphones when you're like, is it on? Is it off?
Unknown Speaker 1:24
Man, I'm always worried about that with work like oh, yeah, you're like man, this checking dome do Oh, one time someone was talking about a meeting and like they just came on and Brandon was like, she sounds like a bitch. And like he was just joking and stuff and like, luckily it was muted by like, I like spazzed out for a second because my fucking garbage. And then after I was done spazzing out I was like she kind of is. The nervous laughter podcast. Welcome.
Unknown Speaker 1:59
I'm Jamie. Alyssa in this is Baboo
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Baboo. Take it away.
Unknown Speaker 2:06
She's never she's the chattiest can never fucking talk on the
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microphone. She was talking when I like just got over here. And like, she was even like standing in front of the mic like, wow, I'm ready for my debut today. And then silence
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not at all. She's like, tries her out but just supposed to recognize when
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I record could be loud. It's okay. Can Say whatever you want.
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She's a microphone shy? I guess. Yes. Um,
Unknown Speaker 2:37
I can relate. And then we started the well, I could relate. And I started the podcast and then you know, he talks about pissing and shitting your pants. Yeah. And that just gives away
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yeah, we people like
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five times before we started, so sometimes
Unknown Speaker 2:55
I got the tea I got was just like, a chai concentrate. And I feel like I've drank a carton and like a day. I mean, it's been more than that. But I've just been like barreling through it. Oh, damn, he will never stop.
Unknown Speaker 3:11
But you're getting a bunch of stuff done. Or the other way?
Unknown Speaker 3:16
No, it's it's been pretty good. Trying to cut out coffee and now I'm a tea bitch. I felt fancier being a tea bitch. Like I feel like tea is like a classier coffee eyebrow. But now that I'm a tea, bitch, I'm like maths. Not really.
Unknown Speaker 3:35
No. I mean, you can get super fancy with it. But you know, that's a different ballgame. It is. Um, so there's a something that I want to share because I got some old things from like first grade and stuff. mementos. Yes, mementos. And there was one that was like a Mother's Day card thing and I had to write this like, big paragraph just like about my mom. And then um, it's I thought it was funny because one part says my mom's favorite channel is crime TV, crime TV cord TV. She gets mad when I try to change and so yeah,
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well it's funny the teachers like don't fuck with Jamie's mom. She'll kill Bill get away.
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Which I feel
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brings me into kind of gives me a segue into our next one a bit. Yeah, who would know and how to get away with it. I'm gonna just be talking a little bit about some cringy BTK
Unknown Speaker 4:57
you're gonna read some poems. That's Are you gonna be so fucking funny? Oh laser.
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So I call this segment btw cringe.
Unknown Speaker 5:12
Oh should oh sorry to interrupt but should we? Yes say who he is in case people don't know
Unknown Speaker 5:17
I have like a vote to open with no, no, you're good. But yeah, so if if you're not familiar with BTK let me just I guess upfront let me just put a trigger warning that stands for buying torture kill. But for those that don't know, here's just a quick rundown this is just a copy and paste from the wiki Alright, Dennis Lin Raider, so he has the same
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thing we've talked about that yeah.
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Oh have we not? Well, I guess we
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do a quick rundown.
Unknown Speaker 5:53
Um, yeah, so we have the same middle name and Jamie lands. We just discovered
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that recently. It's from our mamas. Yeah, our mom's both have the middle name Lin to
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trash. Trash middle.
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The south. Okay, go on Jamie land I want to interrupt you,
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as is Dennis Lynn. Maybe I'll just call him did the rest of it. Dennis Lynn Reiter is an American serial killer known as BTK, an abbreviation He gave Himself for buying Porcher kill. Between 1974 and 1991. He killed 10 People in Wichita in Park City, Kansas and sent taunting letters to the police in media outlets describing the details of his crimes. After a decade long hiatus, Raider resumed sending letters in 2004, leading to his 2005 arrest and subsequent guilty plea. He is currently serving 10 consecutive life sentences and the Eldorado Correctional Facility. Good What a bitch. Yeah. And after I yeah, I wouldn't really call the decade long, long hiatus, like
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a planned like, laying low thing.
Unknown Speaker 7:16
I highly recommend listening to this podcast on the left. Like, yeah, it's episode 59 and 61
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day look at how she did she go back and
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I went back and listened. And also, it was a nice resource because I was like, Yeah, this will be like a nice refresher, because like, I made a list of like, cringy stuff. And I was like, like, fill in the gaps with some of those episodes. And also, the book, I have the book written out from his letters, so I was like, sweet.
Unknown Speaker 7:51
And, but yeah, it sounds like he just really wasn't all that great at being a killer. And so he like just had some failed attempts.
Unknown Speaker 8:04
One of the poems I'm reading that's that was written during that slouch slump. last podcast called it was all call it a slump. So yeah, it's, I just don't want to give him like credit. I was watching just a little bit of his trial, like confessions. And it's really annoying, because it's like, he just like wanted to be a serial killer. I just, that's the vibe I'm getting. And like, yeah, he
Unknown Speaker 8:37
like, hyped himself up so much. He's like, everybody, look how cool I am.
Unknown Speaker 8:41
I'm Dennis, I'm cool man. And he, because he would just like shrug his shoulders a lot when he had to explain stuff. Like I just did this shit and blah, blah, blah. And then at one point he was talking about when he was talking one of his victims. Well, and it was annoying because he calls it projects. And like, that makes me want to punch him in the face. And he was like, yeah, so I was patrolling and blah, blah, blah. And the judge was like, by patrolling you mean and Dennis Rader just kind of like rolls his eyes. He's like stalking. And if you like, you know know things about serial killers. They have a patrolling phase when blah blah blah. I'm like you you I want to punch you in the fucking face like you're just trying to fit what you think a textbook definition of a serial killer Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 9:39
and like make yourself famous. Yeah, fuckin stupid.
Unknown Speaker 9:43
Fucking Dennis when piece of shit
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is a nevermind, sorry, or you can ask anything along the way or interrupt.
Unknown Speaker 9:55
I just was thinking like he was the dog catcher, right? Yes. Okay. killed nut chicks dog. Was he also small? I don't know why I'm thinking he was like a littler man.
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I don't think he was particularly small. No, I don't think okay,
Unknown Speaker 10:11
I don't know why I thought that was weird. Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I was just gonna say it is weird that that was like in 2005 that he got caught. I don't know why I was thinking it was further back than that. Yeah, so he's like, you need the fucking date. The year wow. A serial killer aficionado. I
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actually have one right here. Yeah, so he was a dog kill catcher. He killed a chicks.
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Get a dog. Oh, I didn't know that. He did kill a dog. Oh, yeah. Cuz she
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was like, there was a girl in this apartment. And he was like, Hey, you should like dump your boyfriend. And she was like, nah. So he'd always kind of like, go back and forth with her on it. And then just like, it's like, scooped her dog up and took it to the pound or whatever. And just like, hey, we got to put this dog to sleep. down and then everyone was like, Oh, he's a dog catcher. So what are you? What are you gonna do? Give him
Unknown Speaker 11:24
10 consecutive life sentences. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 11:27
I'd actually like to see if he got charge for that. I mean, he's in for 10 consecutive life sentences. So I mean, it doesn't matter but I just would like to see the you know, the dogs get justice. Yeah. Um, and just a little fun fact. The task force that was created to look for this dooster was had a couple names. Ghostbusters, and the hotdog squad.
Unknown Speaker 12:02
Yeah. The best name ever for anything.
Unknown Speaker 12:11
That should be our next name at trivia. My favorite do True Crime trivia. Bug squad. Um, and so my next segment of this is called someone give this man a Doria Doria Fedora the poetry of BTK.
Unknown Speaker 12:30
Yes.
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Yeah, so surprise. Dennis Lin is a poet for some of you guys that don't know it. Oh, good. There. Yeah. Thanks. So am I. And so he submitted a bunch to the Wichita Eagle for publication. One of the crazy things about this one is that his wife actually found an early draft.
Unknown Speaker 13:05
Really embarrassing. Yeah.
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But she wrote it off as some project he was doing about BTK for a class he was taking out Wichita State. So like, oh, you know, just one of his one of his little projects coming up some sailing,
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Midwest voice.
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And I just, you know, I found it in the room that he he keeps a keen eye for that. I don't I'm not allowed in. Don't you know,
Unknown Speaker 13:36
by the way, if anyone else that doesn't live in Texas, or even if you do live in Texas, if you want to make fun of how we talk please do I'd love to hear your impersonations of us or just Americans or Texans. Yeah. I love
Unknown Speaker 13:51
watching videos of people from other countries do an American voice so loud, like I love it. Um, and I guess just a little tangent. So one time I did get made fun of for my accent. I was playing Xbox Live. And I was just talking about some stuff I learned in Spanish class and I was like, they're like, What time is it? And I was like, oh, it's like, oh, Chico, whatever. And they're like, oh, ciao.
Unknown Speaker 14:26
So um, okay, so we're turned back on to onto the sofa. Sorry, I'm trying to think of something funny to segwayed into but I don't have a tree session. Let's pretend that we're in a coffee house. Yeah. Gonna be doing
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one get your snaps going. Oh, I'm gonna do my best to read this and his voice. I don't really think I can do it. I wouldn't say he hasn't had accent like, like, don't you know? He he really just sounds like the most like mundane,
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blank person. Um All right. Let me um are
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almost like ah BTK I have a sexual Paul. That's what he would tell him. You'd be like, tell the the woman you have a sexual problem. All right. Firstly, law fairly locks. Wilt thou shalt be mine. Thou shalt not scream. Not yet. Be the line. Sorry, the voice but lay on the cushion. And think of me and death, and how it is going to be BTK poem for foxnext and foxes referencing en masse bucks pizza other victims.
Unknown Speaker 16:00
That was dumb. Yeah,
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so that was just like a not very good poem. And that one was about his. Yes, one of his other victims, surely Vianne that's just like writing
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about like, hey, think about what am I kill you but makes it fancy and makes it Yeah.
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Let me just put this fedora on and it's okay, now.
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I'm artsy. Nobody understands me.
Unknown Speaker 16:32
Um, so that poem didn't get published. Good. It was written in I think 7819 78. And so he sent this next one to Kake TV, and this one did get published, and he sent it along with a drawing of a woman bound and gagged. And a two page rant. I can't imagine he was like that grade of like an artist. So I just imagined, like stick figures. Like with crayons. It's just really awful. I wonder if his wife found that too. Much a nice drawing to put it on
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the frigerator Why didn't you tell me?
Unknown Speaker 17:20
Um, okay, and so, in the letter contained a poem. And it's called. Oh, that's to Nancy.
Unknown Speaker 17:34
I guess I've never actually taken the time to read these. I'm sorry. They're just, it's a lot.
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I don't blame you. And it reads? What is this that I can see? Cold? I see hands taking hold of me. But as has come, you all can see hell has opened its gates to trick me. Oh, oh, death. can't you spare me over for another year. I'll stuff your jaws till you can't talk. All bind your legs so you can't walk. I'll tie your hands. You can't make a stand or till you can't make a stand. And finally, I'll close your eyes. So you can't see. I'll bring sexual death onto you. For me. Not laughing about the death of
Unknown Speaker 18:37
poetry. That rhyming he's just like, you know why I'm doing this. I'm rhyming. I'm just gonna put it in.
Unknown Speaker 18:45
There's like that like a weird tone change in the middle and like the line I'll tie your hands till you can't make a stand. You don't stand I've ever heard
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such a bad poet.
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And then that letter continued to say, how about some name for me? It's time seven down and many more to go. Sorry. So while he sounds like a bitch, so I like the following How about you? The BTK strangler, Bo Wichita strangler, the poetic strangler
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thank God to my own horn.
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Creative and the bond the bondage stringer.
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I was like I'm gonna look a little
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sexy and bondage and they're gonna hate when people use the word sexy,
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sexy and like, oh, yeah, just describe like
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domed her.
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Like I was on a meeting and someone was talking about design and like, yeah, you know, I if I designed something it would, you know, it probably wouldn't look sexy and I'm just like, Yeah, we just use a different word.
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Like pewter fucker. Yeah.
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Um, and let's see. Oh,
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I'll be gentle bamboo. Jamie's trying to tell us the story and listen to poetry snap your fingers
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do the step Bebi was
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just kind of attacking Jamie a little bit
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um All right, so that letter was written after um nope sorry so another letter he wrote
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or poem he wrote a was this was during his hiatus I mentioned and it's called Oh Anna, why didn't you appear and I'm so sorry if I fall into reading this in the rhythm that last podcast on the left does not remember they do a fantastic reading of it and I'm sorry I'll try to I'll try to not not rip them off
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Okay, here we go.
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Oh, Anna Why didn't you appear was perfect plan of deviance pleasure so both on that spring night my inner feeling hot with pretension of the new awakening season Warren What's with interfere in Rapture My pleasure of entanglement my new vines at night Oh Anna, why didn't you appear? Drop of fear fresh spring rain would bear down from your nakedness to send to lofty fever that burns within in the small world of longing fear of rapture and desperation the game we play fall on devil ears fantasy spring force mounts to storm fury then winter calm and at the end. Okay, there's only one more paragraph left sorry this one dislike drains me because it's so dumb and like this doesn't it's really dumb. Doesn't make sense. Oh, Anna, why didn't you appear alone? Now in another time span I lay with sweet in Rapture garments across most private thoughts. Bed of spring moist grass clean before the sun enslaved with control warm winds scenting the air. Sun light sparkles tears in eyes so deep and clear. A love alone again I tried and pass memory of mirrors and ponder why well number eight was not. And that's it. Number eight meaning that would have been his eighth he um, had some other plans so yeah,
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that was pretty moist in there. Yeah, prying eyes.
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Was really fucking awful. Ill he, I mean, his poetry does evoke an emotion, my friends, but cringe rage it evokes. Oh drats there was a technical snafu. Sorry, resuming now. So Dennis Lin continued his path. Dennis Lim continued. Sorry if you've been like stuck on his stupid name.
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This land continued his passion for poetry while in prison. Here are a couple of those poems. One is a poem about spring called to spring out there spring out there.
Unknown Speaker 23:59
But just sounds like something is like drunk girl would say or like a girl at Target in front of like a spring display.
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He's like the girl that didn't get into the sorority but he's trying so hard.
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Very hard. I gotta mentally prepare to get through this.
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These ones are short cycle easier than that last one. So this one is written in May of 2005. Oh to walk among the new season. Robins voice to see the dandy line breaks to watch a butterfly flight to smell a simple flower bud. Oh spring No, these are the many reasons he's really into putting like the Oh something Yeah. Something like he has no style or I mean he does but it's not like I don't know it's like he does all the stuff that he like thinks people Yeah, should do. I don't know he he's weird fella.
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Try I look like Class A or something. Yeah. drinks tea was a pinky up. Seems like that kind of person.
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Oh, yeah. And it was like prison cell. He's like, No, I must have like to know in
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Britain they drink at the pinky. Yeah.
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And I just like, I just imagined him and like a fancy like Southern girls gallon and he's like I'm done.
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Oh, spring through the president buzz.
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Beautiful. Come here butterfly rest upon my shoulder as I read you a poem about the spring roses. But he doesn't wear like a Southern lady's hat. It's like a fancy, like Fedora, like a brim,
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like a rose in it.
Unknown Speaker 25:53
Um, and the last poem of his that I have is called peas in a pod poem. No, you want to know what this was about?
Unknown Speaker 26:04
He and the love of his life. Nah, fam. Oh
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no, I'm awesome. I love the guesses but you'll be very surprised. The green color pods at first were long and hollow. They were they're grown from Mother Earth and Thai society into a wild vine. The vine with pods long and curling upwards have many follows how each pod has a unique p but together walks a fine line. So yep, it was just about
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that's it. P pods get off the stage. Boo this man everyone. I wonder if he's still writing. Like that'll be cool.
Unknown Speaker 26:54
Whenever those ones in prison. Like yeah, we got to be on the lookout for new ones. Yeah, we could maybe make a special request but I kind of don't want to contact him in any way shape or form. Yeah, I'm not one of those people. Be like write
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a poem for the podcast like podcaster podcast
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beautiful you make my ears twinkle Oh,
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I forgot to say this a couple of days ago but um, the 22nd was our one year pod anniversary. Why
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man that's awesome. I can't believe I don't even like how Yeah,
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I've been meaning to make it post and by the time we all hear this there will be a post
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thank you guys for listening for Yeah, that long and man doesn't feel like that long at all. But yeah, it doesn't but yeah, we'll be up on episode 50 Pretty soon and
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special thing coming up. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 27:58
I don't know what additional episode we talked about it. We did We did Sorry. Sorry. We just talked about it'll be a surprise Jamie's here. Yeah. Um, but yeah, it'll it'll be good. It will be fine. I hope you guys will like it. And yeah. Moments of appreciation.
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Clapping now fapping Jamie's trademark term is no back.
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Um,
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and I have another section that's just called other or didn't dance lesson I have to get next up. So yeah, he kind of had a thing like because he was kind of a punny guy. But like, kick you in the balls kind of punny? Oh, like shut the fuck up. But yeah, so like, in one of the data houses the scenes that he like murdered someone. A woman you went into her kitchen and ate a bowl of cereal? Because lol serial killer. How funny is nothing to me. And also that he chose to eat cereal? Yeah, like almost serial killer yet and everybody Oh, actually,
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I didn't get that until he just said
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he also knows easy as polar portable cereal. But he was like that because he also strangled a woman on his lunch break one of his lunch breaks one day and just like went back to work. See how easy it is? Oh, read or walk home. MusclePharm
Unknown Speaker 29:44
sorry, it was like Oh, I'm gonna punch him in the face. He's just a he's just a loser. And I
Unknown Speaker 29:53
don't like the documentaries and stuff that just like make him seem like he was like oh, like scary. Rob blots like now he's a fucking loser and middle school
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level poetry writer, but somehow figured out how to kill people from studying like a loser.
Unknown Speaker 30:11
And he wasn't good at it. He did study criminal law or criminal science or I don't know some shit. But yeah, like at his trial where he was like serial killers go through a patrolling phase. It's like, do you? You just were like, I studied how to be a serial killer, and you didn't even do a good job at it. So. And speaking of that, let's see how he got caught. It's pretty cringy um, are you familiar? Or I
Unknown Speaker 30:43
don't remember. Okay, I guess I don't really know all that much about him. Just kind of basics. Okay, poems. Good. It's
Unknown Speaker 30:51
not worth knowing much about him. Yeah, so, man, baby Dennis Lin was always communicating to the media and the police via letters and little arts and crafts projects. So you know, like, he did that drawing, girl and I think he also sent like a Barbie doll candle crafted in your head off, guys. Yeah. So dark. Here's a poem about it. Um, so he decided to mix it up a little bit with technology. Yeah, so Okay. Okay, okay. Yeah, he approached it in a very Boomer way. He sent the police a note asking, can I communicate with floppy and not be traced to a computer? Be honest?
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Absolutely.
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Under miscellaneous section 494. And this is the point he pushes his glasses. Run it for a few days in case I'm out of town, etc. I will try a floppy for a test run sometime in the near future February or March.
Unknown Speaker 32:12
So yeah, so obviously the police were like, yes. It's cool. We can't trace
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this and I mean, yeah, you could. And he was like, okay, yeah. Never trust the fucking pigs. Yeah. Never, ever
Unknown Speaker 32:31
be so it's just like, because so he was just like writing to like that. But TV station Kake TV and Lou trying to write to like newspapers and stuff too. And was just like somebody please talk about me and I think even like broden like corrected because they're like, someone saw that or it could have been multiple people. But it was just me You guys shouldn't be better or police investigators. Just like
Unknown Speaker 32:59
I don't know. It's like you're on deck man.
Unknown Speaker 33:03
It's like if he
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did that and then like broke its neck during that or something. Yeah, humiliating way to die.
Unknown Speaker 33:10
Well, I'm off I can't remember who died this way. But someone had gotten like hung but if they didn't do it correctly, and so it like prolong
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experience and so like yeah, he should maybe have something like that. Um, and speaking of how he's gonna die I don't know if you've heard about this but I don't think so. So he continues to send mail to like these newspapers and stuff like that still for those still trying to get attention I don't know like how frequently or like anything like that. But um, he wrote the Wichita Eagle in 2017 so not like too crazy for recently he wrote them a letter talking about beating cancer or some shit I didn't really care enough to look into that. But he had like a death scare basically. And this got him thinking about how he was I'm sorry about how his body was going to be handled after he dies. And so he wrote I did write his his daughter who's referring to and asked her in the family if they would like my leftover art poetry
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journal like cetera
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they're gonna cherish it and he sees this so wrongly proud of all of it all just so you
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know, nice man kids. stuff in case you want to read it.
Unknown Speaker 34:56
My kids are gonna cherish this forever. Read it to their child. trying to inspire them daddy lens got it. Okay darlin you can learn from my Bernal I feel like his journals would just be completely full of lies like just like
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I feel like what are in her eyes and yeah he
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hands like desert and like I'm a changed person kind of like son of Sam's like God and that's another cringy thing I could talk about I guess for the holiday oh
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that's yeah, we should keep the spooky
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dark crunch rollin Yeah, season I like it
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um, and continues to read I gave them a couple months to decide I thought perhaps Carrie might like to work with someone too tap a book or a bio on me so like I think that that book is like a poetry book or something finally someone's gonna write a biography and then the family knows I want to be cremated and where to scatter the ashes assuming they claim assuming they claim the body if not, the prison will have will have it done and I think the ashes will be placed in a niche at Hutchinson Kansas, which will greatly disappoint my soul or ghost walk off whiny bitch baby
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boy my ashes to be somewhere else My
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Bonnie do it like did you ever think about that shit when you fucking killed people and like those kids you fucking piece of shit motherfucker. bok bok bok sorry, I need to get out some like
Unknown Speaker 36:58
that's very embarrassing. Like I feel like that's the modern day like in cell vibes.
Unknown Speaker 37:05
Really key especially with his poetry was blah blah, blah. Like, fucking fight you.
Unknown Speaker 37:15
I feel like he's the kind of guy that would be like, women shouldn't work.
Unknown Speaker 37:23
I mean, he's alive today. So I guess we can't imagine him but like,
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he loves the internet like So Twitter.
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Oh, man, this list man. Gross.
Unknown Speaker 37:36
I don't know. It frustrates me just how fuckin like nonchalant he is like, I didn't watch the entire tire trial, but he's just like, he just it seems like a burden for him to be there and like everyone's really just wasting his time. And it's like, Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Like three interrupts your life?
Unknown Speaker 37:54
Your poetry? Yeah, it's like I'm supposed to be at a poetry slam
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yeah
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I thought I was gonna get on trial and inspire people like oh this man is too good of a poet like we can't try him and like I guess I can go on a little Bundy tangent here so on his
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fuck off don't say this Yeah fucking nasty down.
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And when the judge was able to say some like closing stuff to Bundy he was just like you know, it's like a real shroom the way things turned out like oh no, you could have maybe been like working here for me like you're a bright like law blah blah blah. And I'm just like,
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goes fucking crazy.
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But yeah, it varies me so bad. And then something even cringy or with that?
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Because I was like,
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in fear infuriated me so much. It's like, okay, I have to share this on like, you know, True Crime my true crime outlet so it was like a last podcast on the left Facebook group and my favorite murder Facebook group, so I shared it in a few of those. And I can't fucking believe it, but some people were like, Oh, it's fine that he responded that way bla bla bla bla bla bla and I'm just like, oh, how the fuck are some people like agreeing with us and condoning it I was just like, oh my god What the fuck and then I'm not too long after this. And this isn't like why last podcast talked about it but a while sometime whatever they mentioned that same like scenario of like, the judge just being like, wanting to suck Ted Bundy his dick basically and like, applauding him and they were like, talking about how awful that was. And then I was just like, what now fan base, like do socket.
Unknown Speaker 39:55
True Crime fans can be the most cringy hockey team Oh, like another thing I want to dig into like, I'm interested in it just from like, a psychology standpoint. Yeah, go that like them being hot or like, Well fuck people like I can relate. I'm like, shut up. It just sounds so like Ed's Lord like, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 40:27
Like go. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Like, I don't really know what else to say about it like if you can't, like there's being interested in it and then there's like idolizing it. Like, you can go fuck yourself. It's me like,
Unknown Speaker 40:41
like couple that thinks they're Harley Quinn and the Joker, right? We're an anti here.
Unknown Speaker 40:50
Like, we're both a little crazy yeah, and people have done that with the Killdozer guy to something Heemeyer I can't remember his name. But it's so cringy when people do that, they're like, Yeah, well, he was like, saying the system because they screwed him and this and that. Blah, blah, blah. And like I wrote up fucking, I read a whole fucking book about it. And like, did lots of research on it and like, they were pretty fair with them. And like for what he did, and he was just like, I don't want this like cement factory or whatever next to me and but then then just got like, it was like he was looking for something to just be enraged about. And like, he was just kind of the town douche. And then he fucking cried in his hot tub like a little bitch because he was like, God's telling me I have to. I have to do this. And
Unknown Speaker 41:52
are you sure? Or oh my god, I wanted to send this to you a while back and I forgot. It didn't mean to cut you off. You're excited because I was like Jamie
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was returned. Anyway, I'm passing it over, over to you for
Unknown Speaker 42:05
my cousin is I guess, like more religious than I thought she's. She's pretty. I mean, she's like over 10 years older than me. So I like don't really know her that well. She's like a grandma already. She posted a thing on Instagram and it was like, Okay, ladies, I'm going to be having a sale. Like these are the things that God told me to let go of. And I was like, bro, like, there are people dying and God was like, hey, beep you should you should sell that Louie Vuitton purse. Well, he
Unknown Speaker 42:40
thought women leggings anymore.
Unknown Speaker 42:43
Like, oh, yeah, there's like a pandemic killing millions of people. There's people losing their homes, but you know what? I'm gonna take the time to send you this message about your fucking Tory Burch flip flops or whatever. I was like, I took screenshots of it. I was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. It like fills me with fucking rain. Here Valley. Just how fucking stupid that is. Yeah, I'll put it on Instagram. I don't give a fuck.
Unknown Speaker 43:12
Yeah, what a nice thing to I mean, obviously, it's shady. But you know, like, what a nice thing to just be able to be worried about. I mean, I'm just low and if, like some different things that just went on in the world, but I don't really want to talk about right now because I want to derail but
Unknown Speaker 43:36
Sorry, I'm trying to like take a brand he'll think of
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Zeiss story that I will be filling your eardrums
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was a story
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towards the second day of fall. As I read I think that I told you and Brandon about this a while back, but I hope that you've forgotten about it. Are you familiar with the dolphin experiment?
Unknown Speaker 44:07
Oh, I vaguely remember you telling us about it. But
Unknown Speaker 44:10
yeah, okay. Okay. I'm gonna kind of save the surprise part for the end. So I'm gonna skip around a little bit. There is a name that a name name. There's a name name. There's a lady named Margaret. How love it. And she loved animals. Love it. Yeah. Love that for you.
Unknown Speaker 44:38
Oh, my god, me.
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So she was living in the Caribbean. I feel like I only say Caribbean when it's the pirates. Yeah,
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I love that for her. For the dolphins, yeah.
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This was in the 60s and she was living in St. Tom. mists are on St. Thomas. It's an island that new. And different sources say either her brother or her brother in law. But they mentioned that oh, there's this like, laboratory that's doing all this work with dolphins and she was like, oh, fuck, I love dolphins. I'm gonna go do nice. So there's this doctor, Dr. John Lilly. He was a neuroscientist, and he wrote this book called dolphins and man, and he is the best seller everybody was like she just when people started like decorating their bathroom with dolphins ocean themed. Let's bring that back. My sister still has one.
Unknown Speaker 45:51
She has to send a picture for the
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day. So you wrote this book, everybody fucking loved it. Like astronomers really picked up on it a lot. Interesting, because they were like, Oh, he's talking about these communication techniques with like, another species. Like we can use this for aliens or like other life. Oh, okay. So the communication thing kind of linked them even though that was pretty different stuff. But so astronomers like really got into it, which got NASA into his research plans, which I wrote in my notes, the Flat Earthers and other conspiracy theorist, they call that they call NASA Never A Straight Answer, which I kind of love. Just like so smart. It's a demonstrator saying like, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:44
You probably wrote a poem about, about this was a dolphin in the Caribbean.
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So around this time, it's like, you know, late 50s, early 60s, the United States is in a space race. You know, we're like, we're the best country ever. Motherfuckers
Unknown Speaker 47:10
Oh, sorry, real quick. I saw someone post the thing on Facebook. It was like a poster. And it was like, it was just talking shit about people not are people using the metric system. And this was like, I don't think it was posted. Like, for the right reason, or I think they thought it was funny for a stupid reason, just based off the person who shared it. But it said like, some countries use the metric system and then some countries go to space or go to the moon or whatever. I do everything in me not to respond. The US use the metric system for all of that mission to go to space. Yeah. Like to me that's why it's funny but to that person or why we're hiring Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 48:00
Like the interest fee yard Yeah. Oh. Like so the US was doing all of that, that we just said. And so NASA had this like, crazy fucking budget because it was like, do all this shit. We have to be Russia. Like we have to be like tiptop was science. So NASA gave this guy John Lilly money to basically research like communication with dolphins was just fucking weird. So John Lee's plan was to like, make this facility
Unknown Speaker 48:43
Wait, sorry. Wait, so, okay, wait, sorry. So communication. So I'm, how is this linking the dolphin to space again? Like, Earth division of NASA? Oh, no, sorry. I'm just like, oh, no, you're getting?
Unknown Speaker 48:58
I probably didn't explain it. Well, um, astronomers and NASA got interested because this doctor was trying to communicate with other beings. So they thought if they could, like study the speech pattern of like another being okay, they could do that with aliens or like other life forms. Okay, so basically, they just wanted to, like understand communication better. So, these were some kind of rinky dink scientists. I mean, he was getting money from the government, but he was basically like, Oh, I'm just gonna, like, figure out like, how they talk and like, his ultimate goal was like, I'm gonna teach these dolphins to speaking like, Whoa, I understand how they communicate, then we can fucking talk.
Unknown Speaker 49:49
Then we can teach them about God.
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Teach them about their cars, extended warranty.
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I mean, there's all those car batteries in the ocean. I'm so
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so that's when Margaret the lady that we love that for her that she loves that for her. She came around and was like, hey, like, I fuckin love animals. I love dolphins. Like, I'm happy to volunteer here. And John Lilly was like, oh, like, we never have volunteers like meant to put you to work. And eventually, like, they started out with her observing the dolphins and just being around them and Lily was like, Oh, you're really good at this. I'm gonna put you in charge of this program. Wow. Oh, yeah, that fucking NASA's funding. He's like, Yeah, that's just like, lady that I met. The Senator 20s is going to do this. And everybody's like, cool.
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Do you have any kind of like background or? No?
Unknown Speaker 50:52
Pretty sure not. I mean, our only thing she has here is you know, she loved animals. I mean, I credit her with any schooling and kind
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of any experience. Never done.
Unknown Speaker 51:05
So she said, she was like, I'm gonna be there all the fucking time. She said about the dolphins. Every night, we all get in our cars and pull the garage door down and drive away. And I thought, well, there's a big brain floating around all night. It amazed me that everybody kept leaving, and I just thought it was wrong. So what she's saying is she wants to like fucking live there. And be there like, all the fucking time.
Unknown Speaker 51:33
Is that what she does? Yes. All right.
Unknown Speaker 51:36
Yeah, so they're like, that's fine. And basically they like flood the building to make like a bigger like dolphin tank. Oh, okay, so she's just in this like, it's not like oh, there's a couch over here. It's like the bottom of the floors fucking water and her debt. Her desk is floating in the air. Oh, there's like not a floor. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 52:03
damn. Okay. That's so weird because like cut the building even support like
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they had some issues figuring it out because these were just random scientists not like
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they don't seem
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they're not the best scientists the math the money
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though. Yeah.
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Well, fuck it.
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Building full water. Love that for the dolphin.
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So they had three dolphins their their names were Peter, Pamela and sissy. Sicilian.
Unknown Speaker 52:44
He definitely had that middle name.
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So like sissy was kind of the main like, alpha dolphin, I guess. Okay. And Pamela was really shy. And Peter was just kind of a young guy. And they'd all been co stars on the TV show flipper. So they took some retired, you know, peep dolphins and put them in an experiment.
Unknown Speaker 53:09
That's really sad. Yeah. But
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Margaret decides, like, Oh, I'm going to work with Peter, because Dr. Lily had already kind of started working with Pamela and sissy. And so they wanted a dolphin like to work with from scratch. So they got Peter. Okay. So everything's going good. You know, she's like, trying to teach him to say, Hello, Margaret. Say my name. That's what she was doing. And she was getting paid by the government. So you can listen to these recordings that she did have her just being like,
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one tip.
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It's really fucking weird. She's like, listen, Peter, listen.
Unknown Speaker 53:57
I mean, Google probably has some more recordings of me with my cats. Just gonna say it.
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So you have to talk to animals to get the feathers. So they're, you know, going along, doing everything, learning the lessons. So there was a problem with Peter. The wine that I didn't read earlier because I wanted to save it a little bit. When
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Margaret was surprised, or is that the ending? Yeah.
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When Margaret was talking about Peter, she said in describing him he was sexually coming of age and a bit naughty. Oh,
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no, no, no. He's that word to describe.
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naughty little
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you're not a naughty little dolphin. Huh? Oh, squeak for me.
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Is a weird as fuck episode.
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Come on Pete Rouland
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so a panel or not Pamela PAMELA is the dolphin. Margaret. She has kind of got like a couple injuries because Peter was like rub on her like she'd have her legs in the water and he'd come up and like, oh, we get friendly assuming you mean friendly like Hey, lady. Yeah, okay. Like this dolphin is DTN so for a little while, what they would do, she would have other people come and they would take an elevator downstairs and they would put Peter with a girl dolphins so that they can all like have an orgy. Dolphin orgy.
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Love that for them
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I love that too. Let's say that after a while, like Peter was just fucking, like horned up all the time. So it got to be too much trouble to take him like downstairs so Margaret's just like I'll take care of him up here.
Unknown Speaker 56:07
No. Yep, she like him to forming my body because explain I'm just I mean, it
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was too much trouble to carry him downstairs so he wouldn't pay attention to the lessons if he was horned up. So she was like for science. I got to do this so he can focus. And she said of it. It wasn't sexual on my part. sensuous perhaps. It seems to me that it made the bond closer not because of the sexual activity but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And that's really all it was. No, no, I was there to get to know Peter. That was part of Peter
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has his own Peter
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fucking dolphin deck.
Unknown Speaker 56:57
This is not as fine please don't put her in charge of science.
Unknown Speaker 57:04
Oh, yeah. That's disgusting.
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Sponsored by the government. Yes.
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Oh, and I forgot to read this part. This was for back when she was like shuttling the dolphin downstairs for the orgy that we love for them. There there's a Drunk History episode of this and it's fucking hilarious. Shit. It's so good. So the actors are that they have for it is Jade, two plus two plus and Shiri Appleby. I meant to look them up, but I didn't know who they were. They're fucking funny. My record. Yeah, but they have Margaret like talking in the show. You know? They're doing the reenactment. One of them goes like as her I didn't know I was gonna be an Uber for dolphins fucking to carry them up and downstairs. Yeah, so yeah.
Unknown Speaker 58:07
Air Oh, God, I can't believe she did that. I'm just like, I don't know. I don't know what kind of world you have to be in that like makes that acceptable. And like yeah, it's you can generate a reason for it. That makes it okay.
Unknown Speaker 58:21
Just like yeah, and to jerk off a dolphin so we can get back to work no big deal. Schedule for do you worry. It was a weird so basically, like, of course, her jerking off the dolphin, like totally overshadowed the rest of the experiment. And that's what people know this experiment is because it's so very strange.
Unknown Speaker 58:44
They're probably like, hey, oh, do you want to go up into space? You seem to be cool with like, interspecies going around and maybe anyone's Yeah, entice the aliens. Come all horned up like get you
Unknown Speaker 58:58
so fucking weird. The way that a lot of people found out about this. In the late 70s Hustler did an article about it. And it has some funny name. I don't remember what they called it. But I mean, there was a picture drawn picture and I was pretty much hurt or like in the water fucking adult and yeah,
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this is an artist's interpretation.
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That's exactly what they had.
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So wait, question. Was it like a pull it up? Um, did she use her hands or her? Okay, okay. Yeah,
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she I mean, just making sure she wasn't like going full
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on see, oh, um, there was a a story that popped up on Reddit that a woman her son has broken both of his arms. Yes, she was like that story. Yeah, son. I'll help you. And like
Unknown Speaker 59:58
that has to be made up. Yeah, yeah. How could it be? It is? I can't live in a world where that's real. No. Oh, the article is called interspecies sex humans and dolphins
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literally shows Jamie the image. Oh my god
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that's awesome. Looks really surprised to find
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a lady. This my bitch. Um she looks in. Let me scroll up and see a picture of her again. Because in that picture, she looks like a lady that would join an MLM the whole picture. She doesn't look like that. Really. She was like short hair and stuff.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:47
But yeah, so about the hustler article, she said, I never even heard of hustler. I think there were two magazine stores on the island at the time. And I went to one and looked and I found the story with my name and Peter and a drawing.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:01
Boy, so she just happened to find she just like,
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didn't know what hustler was. So she went to the magazine store and oh, here's the sound.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:14
She says sounds made up like that.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:16
It does. But I don't know with how weird the story is. And like, I feel like you can't make it up because it's just so fucking odd. But yeah, she said, it's a bit uncomfortable. The worst experiment in the world. I've read somewhere. It was me and Peter. That's fine. I don't mind. But that was not the point of it, not the result of it. So I just ignore it. So she's like, I'm not gonna think about how I jerked off a dolphin. The think about it. I'll move on. Basically what she's saying. I
Unknown Speaker 1:01:46
mean, honestly, if I was in the same position. Yeah, that's the only way I could move on.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:51
That's true. Yeah. Just like I'm done talking about it. Yeah, I just I have
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to stay on an island away from everyone else for the rest of my
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life. So it gets more weird. Oh, yeah. There's two more weird things that happen. Yeah, we're not done yet.
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So back to
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Dr. John Lilly, in kind of the end of the experiment. John Lilly, kind of like, got into doing acid and got in with like a hip crowd. And another thing that the government did in the fucking 1960s was fund acid LSD research on dolphins just on anything. Oh, colleague MK Ultra stuff.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:32
Okay. Like like this. Just like your bucket? Yeah. Like,
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here's some acid in your coffee cup. We're gonna like observe you fucking tripping balls. You don't have to tell them? Yeah, like they're hearing fine. We'll call his wife. So Dr. Lilly is like, Hey, we're gonna fucking give these dolphins acid and just see what happens. We'll just like put it in the water. And I think he gave them a dropper of it. And it was enough that it was like a strong dose for a human. And Margaret was like, You are not fucking doing that to Peter. She stood her ground for Peter. And so they only did
Unknown Speaker 1:03:11
like God dammit, you bitch. Only fun. I was gonna have my entire fucked up.
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He's like, but you're jerking me off. So that's pretty fun, too. So Pamela and sissy got the acid. But luckily, it didn't do anything to them. So it didn't. It was just like nothing happened, which was awesome. Yeah, and basically like, I didn't really write much about this. But Dr. Lilly when he was doing acid and stuff he somehow like became friends with Jeff Bridges, the actor I think he's the guy that plays Big Lebowski. Oh, I'm pretty sure that's Joe. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:03:55
you write you write in plays in Tron? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, so this guy plays with like friends with a dolphin Bucher scientist. But it kind of comes to a depressing and they're losing all this funding because nothing's fucking happening with this experiment except Peter having some fun. So they decide the government is like, Oh, you're kind of losing your funding. So they have to move to a small lab in Miami. So they moved from St. Thomas to Miami. So I assume that's far. And it was like a smaller lab like it didn't have natural light. It was more like confined for the dolphins. They had room for all of them. It sounds like it like they were all together just in small enclosures. And Peter ended up killing himself there. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:51
How does that often do that? I
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have that here. Okay. Activist Rico Barry says that dolphins are not out of automatic air. breathers like we are. Every breath is a conscious effort if life becomes too unbearable the dolphins just take a breath and sink to the bottom. They just don't take the next breath.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:09
Holy shit.
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Crazy. So he was like probably in love with Margaret and I was heartbroken and Marguerite like she was sad about it. She was like, you know, I wish I could have taken him like but it wasn't wasn't like a cat or dog. It was a dolphin. So like I did all I could. So it has a sad ending, but there's one good thing that came out of the building that they were working in the dolphin torium or whatever they called it. Margaret ended up she stayed on the island. She didn't go to Miami after all.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:48
Dolphin pluckers over here
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like Florida would welcome actually. But there was a photographer that documented her and Peter's experimentation together. So she ended up marrying that photographer Oh, and together they moved into the Dolphin House they converted the floor that was all water into a home and they raised their three daughters their
Unknown Speaker 1:06:19
weird mommy the dolphin over here their master bedroom. Oh, it was like I don't know how do you like fall in love with someone that you just like take pictures of and you're like she's jerrican though. That dolphin bully
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love that for them
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like after the dolphins it
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doesn't say but she said of the building it was a good place there was a good feeling in that building all the time.
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Yeah cuz did jerked off at all.
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Isn't that the weirdest smoking story ever?
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Yeah, weird story weird life.
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island life I guess that's island for you.
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I guess you were too young when you lived in Hawaii to be jerking off.
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Yeah, and then we moved away in time so i Miss
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Miss that I will life man let's uh let's gross and yeah, hopefully they
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learned that you can't teach dolphins English so now scientists
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at least we know that we have scientific proof to kill himself but
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we figured that out via now that now scientist of course just study like their communication between each other. Yeah.
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The hypothesis hypothesis was like like dolphin will say my name by end of experiment.
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And he couldn't even say the M and Margaret because the way you would have to say it underwater. It made too many bubbles. He couldn't quite get Margaret because of the M. And
Unknown Speaker 1:08:13
oh, wait, did he have our grid though? I imagined like their whole and like their whole fruit and chips was different. So probably can't even like form.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:25
Yeah, I mean, they swallow sardines and fish whole. So it's definitely different. Yeah. Oh, and he was a bottlenose dolphin, if anyone was
Unknown Speaker 1:08:37
it is that like your normal kind of bulk? I
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meant to look it up. And I was gonna do a little dolphin education at the end. But again, everything said, Google on your own.
Unknown Speaker 1:08:53
This is not an educational podcast.
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You arranged education normally. Um, thank you for that
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image. I don't I don't know. Sorry. I'm trying to like process it. And like what to say. And as I keep thinking about just like, the mate like the marriage after and stuff. I don't know why, but it just keeps sticking out. Like, it's just weird to like, live there. And then like, raise your kids there and like, yeah, everyone is like, it's like your whole life is involved in that story. And it's about
Unknown Speaker 1:09:31
you getting a dolphin off. I mean, I feel like,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:37
don't they have machines that like jerk off bowls, and that's how I am pregnant cows, like, in the 60s. They're like, it's fine to just do it manually, like,
Unknown Speaker 1:09:47
Well, I think um, I think I've seen some where you have to do it manually on farms because I think even Jackass did like jerked off or whatever. Yeah, so but I think they're, you know, today do is This thing's like, like manually do it. But um, you know, I'm sure there's costs that go with that and like maybe some cows are probably scared of it or something. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:12
The cheese maker this time I'm not doing it again.
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That's what they should that's what they should have done to add insulin 10 years for prison love that for him. But really this cow just cleaning thing. Yeah, that should have.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:32
And I just want to say I've literally never ever in my life said love Joe know where that came from? I love it. I think it's because I just listened to listen to the sounds like a coal of the cult of the Kardashians. And they're like playing all these clips that I feel like I just got into so creepy.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:02
Oh, yeah. And something else that I forgot. In my BTK session. Before we wrap up. Have you seen that picture of him in front of the tree? No. It's so awkward. It's like him and his daughter. And there's like this big like bonsai tree kind of thing. Give me a second to find it.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:22
Jamie searches for image.
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Okay, I found it. So yeah, it's like him and his daughter. I'm gonna try to explain it. His daughter's like kneeling down where she's like under the tree bushel this of it, I guess you could say and Dennis was just like trying to stand next to her but kind of like his top half doesn't really fit with the tree kind of and it's like, just awkward. It's just a really awkward positioning. And it's like,
Unknown Speaker 1:11:52
oh my god. That is the best fucking picture.
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Yeah, well we'll we'll post that on the gram. Well that for us. Grand love it. Um but yeah, thank you for listening fat heads for love.
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We love that for you. Our fans? Yes. I feel douchey even jokingly saying sorry everybody
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dearly but you guys do part of our deep blue part of the joke you know you get
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love it for us.
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Yeah, and
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tune in next time. Tune in
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next time. Yeah, if you have any dark cringe ideas, send them in we'll do that or spooky season. Or just if you pooped your pants at the airport. We want to know about that too. Please yeah
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all right. Bye now. Bye bye.
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That first thing goodbye am a poet and I don't even know it oh, sorry she's calling me.
Unknown Speaker 1:13:21
Okay, and earlier Did you say astrologist to you or did I just know just make astronomers okay just suddenly astrology and the made the joke about the Austria OSH draw astrology in Dolphin things so that was just my bad
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think I still laugh
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joke maybe didn't make sense but all right back to the back to
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the jokes that was made earlier. Yeah, and no, no,
Unknown Speaker 1:13:49
I wasn't gonna say anything. You were just like giggling to myself because I'm just thinking of them just being like the dolphins like lineup with the with in the lineup with your sign in the sky and then like the tide? That's the image I'm forming. Is this just fun?
Unknown Speaker 1:14:09
Well, I'm glad that he gave you an image of dolphins. You'll have different ones that the man I hope was
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okay,