The ladies are back! Join to catch up, have some cringe chat, learn about birds aren't real, and ponder some weird things.
The ladies are back! Join to catch up, have some cringe chat, learn about birds aren't real, and ponder some weird things.
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Did you hear recently about the actress? Miriam Margolyes girl? I don't know how to pronounce name I'm sorry though. She said that Arnold Schwarzenegger farted in her face on set deliberately
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Oh like man that's some fucked up shit.
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Literally. Yeah, it was set up what movie was it end of days and 1999
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Like I've held 23 years but now
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it must come out it was came out on some a podcast she was on and just mentioned that it's funny that yeah, she's remembered for all these years but she never got an apology. So I guess she's pretty damn,
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maybe he'll issue a public apology. We'll be on the lookout for that.
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As mayor of California.
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I would like to say I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
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He gives her a key to the city.
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I'm sorry about the foreign
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key is not just to the city, but also to my heart.
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That's awesome. Welcome. In unison
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Welcome
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to the nervous laughter Podcast. I'm Jamie.
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I'm novelist.
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We're back. We had a couple of weeks break. hiatus, so I had to be back. COVID I was gonna say I kind of feel like I jinxed you. Because in the last episode we recorded last episode we recorded I was like, Thanks for still wearing a mask Jamie you're doing a couple of days later, you're like, I'm sick. I'm like, Oh, I somehow feel like a bit. Like, oh, sorry. We're
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just talking about like, how good we're doing with this and then boom. So you know. Yeah, and it wasn't like dying, though or whatever. The whole time. I was just like, pretty much mostly tired and just like really like my face was draining, like stuffed at the same time. So it was really annoying. But yeah, I'm glad that's over. I think I'm still kind of a little stuffed up from it and stuff but I can function. Let's go in the daily so what can you what can you do? Hey,
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maybe if you got swords and agar, but it wasn't gonna work. Maybe if you got the kid to say the Jamie.
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Well, I didn't take the fight to the face.
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But you had the Coven so bad. Did he ever get COVID? Oh, no, I didn't quit. Her Joe Biden did. Yeah, he was fine. I was. So I don't know why. But I always get like, a bunch of astrology stuff on my tick tock. Like, I think that astrology is cool. You know, but I'm not like super duper into it. But I guess somebody did like America's birth chart. Like Americans, per se. Yeah. Like their, you know, their astrology shit. And somebody predicted that Joe Biden would have like, a whole thing and that Kamala would take over. So when I saw the head COVID I was like, Oh, she
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I was gonna do a Joe Biden impression, but then I realized I was just thinking of Obama, so I don't. Yeah, I don't know how old I mean, he's just sleeping all the time.
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Like America. I feel like he like talks like slow and like, whispery. He's like, we can fit.
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creepy old. Kinda like the old guy from a family guy.
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You a pair of shorts. Popsicle. This is a really good impression podcast.
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I don't know. I just can't think of Joe Biden. Yeah, I can't make anything at all right now. So it's probably for the best. I'm trying to think if there's any other like weird cringy political stuff. I know this isn't a political podcast, but there's just happens to be a lot of cringy things that happen and yeah, for sure. Um, there was this one, Senator lady. I can't remember her name. But it was talking about like, like gun rights
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or was it Marjorie Taylor Greene. She's like a really,
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I don't know popular, like,
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cringe. Senator maybe?
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I don't know. That sounds like a great old lady name. So this could be her but she was just talking about like, how she has to have a gun. So she can protect her grandkids and she said, even if I have to shoot
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them, they shoot the grandkids.
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Like, I'm pretty sure she misspoke, but this was like, I'm like, uh, you know, the voting floor thing stuff? I don't know all the technical terms. I'm trying to learn them. Damn, even if I have to shoot them,
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shoot my dang grandbabies.
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I know ya gotta shoot him even if it was protect them. It was Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure she misspoke, like I didn't know. But it was just very funny.
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Some of those people were fucking terrifying. I need to show you this one that I saw. I think it was someone running in Georgia maybe but I don't remember enough to tell you about it.
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And I think but might be the political Krenz round up. Woohoo. I'll try not to make it a habit because I know it's like politics. You but I mean, that happens.
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Like, yeah, I have one I'll have to find. But speaking of gagging. I not gagging at the kittens. pleased to announce that we have added two new members to the Hill family. Oh, we have violet and Artemis. They're both very cute, happy, healthy babies. Yes. The only problem is, but they currently have some parasites going on. And that's why I said speaking of gagging, because we knew they had fleas. So I like gave him a bass looked on and stuff. And that's supposed to help and they're too little for flea medication. But I think this week, they'll probably wait enough for it. I already have it to give to them. But next, we have them in our guest bathroom. And we're both in their shortages. Like I'll try to do my voice. Or there is there's a worm coming out of Artemis. And I was like fuck, and I get he was like and there was and poor little Artemis. She's just like, oh, play with me pick me up and I'm like you so I've been freaking out about that. Like, there's just something about parasites they get me and not just like bugs in general. I mean, I mean, I guess a maggot is a parasite. But like, I've seen maggots like eating people's face, and it doesn't really affect me, but like an intestinal parasite fucking freaks me out,
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like Foreman out of the butthole
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Yeah, and then the next day. I had made some chili, and I took a bite of it. And he started laughing and was like, Oh, this reminds me of and then he was like, I'll tell you later, and I ran and spit the chili out. And I was like, fuck you not talking about their wormy shit. I was like, I can't eat any of this now. Yeah, but they got they have their de wormer I'll take in and hopefully I can get their flu medication on him soon. So but they're very sweet little babies. But yeah, the parasites are good. Jason came over to see him carboy number three. I was like okay, let me check and make sure there's like nothing on him. He was like, Oh, I don't care. I'm like I mean, I read that you pretty much can't get them from a cat unless you like ingest them. But yeah, still want to like touch it? Yeah. I don't want it off my shirt or
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yeah, like I remember when Eris had almost like Oh, but a few days.
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Yeah, I feel kind of guilty, but I'm like, I'm like definitely going to check your butt before I like pick you
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up or anything. And like her um, I remember For one time, so her blanket were it's like up on the fireplace laying. It had fallen off. And this was like when I first got her and she had the stuff the Aigis and oh god, it was just it was just gross because I had to find like all the little eggs felt like an all the entertainment system stuff and probably would have been fine if we left them but like the idea Yeah. And like they don't, they wouldn't patch or anything and like up to six months for them to like find a basically be ingested, I guess. Like, ah, oh, they're just perfectly shaped a little like I'd like to. I like to look at it and I can't like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I think videos like, it distresses me, but
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these legitimately distress me, people bumping in like, Oh, this is so nice. I love it. But the worms know. He keeps making fun of me like gagging and like it's fucking gross. Yeah, it used to. I mean, he does. But he's not like, you know, affected by it like I am. But yeah, I feel bad exposing them. But
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I mean, it happens. It just sounds like it's just the thing that all the kittens have to go through.
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Yeah, it seems like most kittens have like we
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should have a worm party. We're talking about chicken pox parties. Yeah, the podcast and so you know, the good times the good old days. You
Unknown Speaker 11:49
Oh, well. Speaking of other invaders and our homes. We've both have some Wasp updates.
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Yeah, we are Wasp movin pretty good. Alyssa showed up in the middle of us just doing a little inspection walk around.
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Secure the Perimeter. Perimeter.
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But yeah, we had um, we had heard some like buzzing like inner walls upstairs. And so we just found like some more and we found them up and have a good buzzing sense. And we're just blocking off some holes and stuff. So we're, we're successful this year. It's kind of well,
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good. Already just got in. We have like a converted garage. And some came in there. And I don't know how the fuck they got on there. But I slept on up with a vacuum. Oh, yeah, I got it from you. I took a little video of it crawling around and all the dirt to show to you. Now fuck that guy.
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Sorry, I just got a little
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while we can move on from bugs.
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It's just like, Ah, I don't know. Maybe it's just because like, I haven't eaten today and I'm hopped up on caffeine. A little extra jittery about
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Yeah. Have some tape tags.
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sugar to it. Um, oh, fuck. There's one more like, um, and like the pimple popping videos. Those have been like extra distressing to me lately. I really why I haven't been able to watch them. But like, I'm like, Okay. And then like, Dr. Pimple Popper lady will go to like, do an incision and then I'm just like, No, no. Come out. I can't watch it come out. So I don't know. Just feel like I've been extra since. Um, so that's been fun avoiding.
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I found a couple new genres. Well, we've talked about the teeth stuff before. Yeah. But something new that popped up on my page is ingrown toenail removals. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Some of them are pretty bad. But, you know, actually, the teeth kind of get me more than the ingrown toenails. Because that's in your mouth, you know? Yeah. But
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yeah, and so that brings a lot of other like, things like that. Because I know what it feels like just have like, bad breath mouth. Lingering and then like, but also toe stuff seems more painful. Well, I don't know. Infection mouth mouthful infections. Mouth mouth infection.
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Um, yeah, I don't know. Usually they're just like Silent videos of them doing shit.
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Styling videos because
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yeah, like they're never like, oh, Jim here how's the mouth infection? are just like, here's this gross shit for you to watch.
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Oh yeah, cuz I'm the pimple videos I've heard sometimes like they're they're pretty quiet but she's like, Oh yeah, are you okay? Bla bla bla and they're just like having conversation, so I guess they just like numb all that shit really well.
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Crazy. So I have a little research topic for us a listener friend and listener of the podcast Rin sent me this video. And it was like a bird video and it was like, oh, like birds fucking creeped me out. And we were kind of talking about that, but I'll tell the backstory of why. And how I think bird started to creep me out. One of my really good friends growing up. They had this little parrot named peanut and peanut had, like, she had this little rope that went above the sliding glass door and she would sit on it and when you'd walk under, she'd like swing down and like bite your hair and stuff. And it always freaked me out. But a funny thing about Pina she would get to the mashed potatoes. And then peanuts mom would also take like a bottle of Mountain Dew and pour a mountain to you and let it affect you just like hopped upon mountain deer. It was like this. Like she was like biting their heads. They Yeah, she drank Mountain Dew as a cat.
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And she was like all NASCAR had to
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learn how Hardy has like a little tiny cigarette. Tobacco. And but yeah, Pina was like she only liked her mom, pretty much. Then they ended up getting another bird after peanut died. And she was nicer. But I don't know. I've just like, never really been trusting of birds. I don't really like finding out about. Yeah. And then like all of that brought up. One of my favorite conspiracy theories of birds aren't real. Have you heard?
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I was like a vice documentary guy because like I think the movement, at least from the guy that started it is kind of like wrapping up. Kind of, but please. Oh, I'm so excited.
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Yeah, so I had heard of it like a couple years ago. And I didn't really like I read a little bit about it. And I was like, this seems kind of fake. But it's the beginning. They were being like super serious. But I found out today it's not real. Yeah, I didn't know that. I'm a fucking idiot. Like, it's
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like, mock ping movement. I guess they could say yeah, like
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the videos I've seen. I was like, this seems stupid. But people believe such stupid shit that I was like, Yeah, okay, like, no power to them. It's not hurting them if they think that but yeah, I figured I found out I was like, Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. And then like, I watched some of their more recent videos, and they're just like, so over the top of that, you know, it's fake. Yeah, so I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm stupid. But um, so I thought I'd read a little bit about that. So birds aren't real was founded in 2017 by Peter I was like, I'm going to remember how to say this. making dough maybe I'm just gonna go with that. He was born in 1998 So I'm like that is so fucking young and he made this like whole movement when
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did it when the movement start 2017 Wow. Yeah.
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So what happened he had gone to like a women's march in Nashville and saw some counter protesters just to act in a fool. And he was like, I'm gonna make my own sign with just the most random stupid shit and just kind of mock them. And so he wrote you know, birds aren't real on this piece of cardboard and held it up and people started noticing and it just became like a whole fucking thing like you know, the way I found it was a video and it was like birds work for the bourgeoisie. And in case you don't know about birds aren't real if this is your first time hearing about it. Basically, he made this you know, fake campaign but The conspiracy part of it was that all of the birds died. Like in the 50s, early 60s, the government killed all the birds and replace them with surveillance drones and pass them. They're like, that's why Kennedy got assassinated. He didn't want to go through with the bird Pro. And it's like this whole fucking thing. You know, they made like fake videos of like, birds aren't real in the 80s. And it's like, we've been working on this this whole time, and we're trying to expose the truth. I feel like
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there's got to be some people, though, that came across this and thought I thought it was completely true. And just like went with it.
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I mean, I did. I was like, Oh, that's cool. It's not hurting anybody.
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Like oh, but I mean, like, they actually think it's real isn't like they believe in it, not just thinking other people.
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Yeah, well, I'll have more on that in a little bit. But yeah, like, people like got super involved. There was a billboard up and 2019 that said bills. That said birds aren't real in Memphis. They have these big demonstrations. They have a big fan that says birds are real and they ride around in it and they it has like a little cartoon illustration of a bird and it points to like its beak and it's like microphone and camera. Like all this
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conspiracy vans that you see Yeah, it's
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fucking crazy. And the crazy part and the reason that I kind of thought it was real is because McIndoe does he did all these fucking interviews like in this character and he never fucking broke character until like somewhat recently like I saw this one where he was talking to some news source and he's like drinking out of a birds aren't real coffee cup. And he like chokes on the liquid and kind of starts like coughing and stuff and then he like throws up back into the coffee he's like Sorry, I really I could see this being real like some fucking weirdos like oh I'm on TV sharing
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Oh man, I want to play character like that so bad like a Nathan for you do or don't real ASCII character. This
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guy fucking nails it. I mean, like it's grown. He dropped out of college to pursue the birds aren't real movement. They have merch and stuff, which I definitely want to get a shirt now. But yeah, it just kind of carried on and he got other people to work with him. There's a guy named Cameron kasky that works with him that he was the survivor of the mass shooting. In Florida, the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. Oh, that happened in 2018. And he was a survivor that Well, I guess throughout all that, people, like stupid conspiracy theorists were like, You're a fucking crisis actor. That never happened. Bla bla bla, so they like talk shit to the sky. He was like a fucking kid in a school shooting. And so he's become like a gun control activist and
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stuff. Just like Neil Armstrong those fucking bitches do. And you
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can imagine for that video where Yeah, space is real. Oh, wait, why
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was I thinking he punched her but yeah, there's
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no I think strong like punch somebody Yeah, hug someone
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because you? Yeah, go to space. That's gonna be so fucking annoying though to like, do something incredible. Or go through a trauma and then have someone just be like, you're fucking acting you piece of shit.
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Yeah, you can imagine so he got involved with the birds aren't real. And they were like, Well, fuck these people. We're gonna have our own crisis actors. And you know, then they hired people to like, make all these videos and stuff and actually creepy. Yeah. And they're like, fuck you. These are like what crisis actors are like, we were not that so. I thought that part was pretty fucking crazy.
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But, um, no, I just I love this. It's like so art.
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Yeah, I mean, it's fucking insane. And I looked up the whole crisis actor thing. So it's something I didn't realize it started in.
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Oops. I thought it was something Alex Jones. Yeah, it
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started in 2012. There's this famous conspiracy theorist James Tracy. And he like wrote all these papers about how A Sandy Hook was faked and they're all crisis actors and shit like that. I want them in it. Yeah, like that is a whole very dark fucking world going down the Sandy Hook or crisis actors thing. Like, I've looked at it a little bit because I actually knew someone. Yeah, I mean, luckily they're okay now they don't think like that anymore, but they did, but at the time, and obviously I didn't think that was fake. I would not never think that was fake, but I like looked into it a little bit and their logic is so fucking stupid. Like, one of the little girls that died. I guess she had like a younger sister. And then somebody spotted that sister like wearing her clothes and then like, see it's fake. She's still alive, but it's like no, this little girl's wearing like her dead sisters hand me downs. Yeah, it's like dark shit like that. Yeah, and there's really no like, I don't know why the fuck they think that?
Unknown Speaker 26:07
That's I mean, she might be wearing her clothes because she misses her sister.
Unknown Speaker 26:11
Yeah, or because they don't have the money for other claims. There's like a million like traumatic reasons that that would happen. But yeah, so birds aren't real is basically just been like the whole fuck you to these types of people. And one more thing with the crisis actors like you mentioned Alex Jones was a big proponent of that he right now is they're in litigation for trying to think of the right words but like the Sandy Hook parents are suing him for like defamation and stuff. I already lost that. This is 18 hours ago, I saw this article. I thought
Unknown Speaker 26:54
he already lost but okay. Yeah, maybe just like was maybe it just started soon to
Unknown Speaker 27:00
Yeah, I haven't really kept up with it that much. But um, this article from the Texas Tribune says Alex Jones has company files for bankruptcy and midway through Sandy Hook damages trial. Good. Fuck him. Yeah, fuck you. Alex Jones. YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
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We're gonna do Alex Jones Deep Dive.
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But yeah, we've got time. Yes, so he's trying to like his company called free speech systems. God is trying to like do some kind of weird shit to be like, Oh, I'm bankrupt through the company. So they can't like take him for a bunch of money. But like, he's like a separate entity from the company. So they're like, Oh, we can still like, get you know, you can still go through this lawsuit just because you're filing bankruptcy. Like, it's kind of what I understood. I could be like, misinterpreting that. But yeah, fuck Alex Jones. I didn't realize that Info Wars started. Like it said the outskirts of Austin, so I don't know where that is. But oh, yeah. I didn't know. I thought he had just moved here. But yeah, too. Yeah, that's,
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I guess we definitely have to cover this. Yeah.
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Last night.
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Get him on the podcast. Oh, my God. I'm scared.
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Like that's true. We'll have to like do target practice. Yeah, first like for our safety. Yeah.
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That into I just like, I feel like I would just like I'm not confident enough to like back up all my feelings. So I feel like I would need to get like Brandon to like, shut him down to see I don't think he is
Unknown Speaker 28:47
either. Like, I don't think he's smart. He just is loud and yells and like, I can do that so that
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you're when someone starts yelling I just like shrivel up into like a little like scared. I can't do anything. Yeah, it kind
Unknown Speaker 29:01
of depends on who it is like somebody like him. I I could fucking yell at that motherfucker all day long. Like, he's a piece of shit. But yeah. Let's see. I don't really have a ton of stuff about birds aren't real. I highly recommend you check it out. It's super funny. But yeah, like you had mentioned like, oh, yeah, there's probably some people that think it's real.
Unknown Speaker 29:31
I have seen videos like that. So I didn't really fact check. A lot of this.
Unknown Speaker 29:41
Like I Googled it, and several sources said these things are true, but you know, I don't
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know sources on the Internet.
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Internet but apparently in the 70s the CIA actually did make a dragonfly Rone Oh, yeah, they were. I believe it said they were spying on the Soviets with it. And they also did a similar thing with birds. Apparently, like strapped cameras to them. Yeah. From what? Oh, I mean, my googling. Like I said, I didn't do that much of it. But people need pictures like what? Like a large camera or like a like a vest? Yeah, it's like basically like a pigeon was like a camera like, strapped against. The other shit I saw online was like, yeah, these like leak CIA documents, like shows that they had this whole you know, bird spot spy plan and bah, bah, bah. And I'm like, again, I'm like, I don't know if this is real. Or if this is like an extension of the birds aren't real. And they're fucking with me. But yeah, apparently the Firefly or the dragonfly thing is a real thing.
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Interesting.
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Yeah. So I don't know. I mean, I like this kind of harmless things like this, because it doesn't really hurt anybody to be like, oh, yeah, like the government's evil. They like put cameras on pigeons. I'm like, that's fine. Like, like, that's like a harmless like, nut bag thing. But then, you know, you get to like the crazy stuff. Like, a whole the satanic cabal is running them like No, yeah, that'll stop. That's, that's not fun. It hurts people. Yeah, that's really fucking bad. And then those people run for
Unknown Speaker 31:41
office and then yeah. But, um, so I mean, you can say it doesn't harm people. But I mean, it kind of. Yeah, I mean, yeah, just situational.
Unknown Speaker 31:55
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, you're right. Realistically, if somebody believes in birds aren't real, they probably believe in other shit too. But maybe not
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even what you want. But don't ya don't make laws about it and force other people? And you know, yeah,
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and then fart noise.
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Sorry, I just felt like I had to add, like, spice it up.
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Do it and then another thing. I get all kinds of weird shit on my tic tock. I eventually want to talk about this topic more but something that I feel like has kind of popped up in the last couple years is what they're calling now like the wellness to white supremacy pipeline. So heard of this before. It's like people in wellness like health influencers, stuff like that. There's like this kind of slippery slope that leads to them being like, in queue and on and shit like that.
Unknown Speaker 32:54
We've talked to me about this before, like, yeah, and I'm like, really, really wanting to get interesting.
Unknown Speaker 32:59
I need to do more research on it. But um, so it's kind of weird because, you know, I like more natural things. And, you know, like, maybe non traditional stuff in some senses. Like, oh, like, I'm gonna try using these herbs to fix this or whatever. Which is fine, but like also, I'm gonna get COVID vaccines, you know what I mean? Like I'm in touch with
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reality and you're not like finding them for natural living and yeah,
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but apparently it's just like that's a really common thing people get into you know, these healthier lifestyles and go down this like fucking insane rabbit hole. So whenever I see like a video pop up on my tick tock, I'm like, is this person an asshole? Are they like, cool? So I got this one the other day and it was like yeah, instead of toothpaste I use you know those as tech. But as tech clay mask, yes, I have some actual Yeah, but this trick was like, I use this for brushing my teeth. And I was like, I don't know about this. So I like clicked on her profile. And I'm like, reading through all of her shit. And it turns out she's like, a fucking weird like, Q anon type person. Happens all the fucking time.
Unknown Speaker 34:18
I'd be interested to learn more about like that avenue. Yeah. The more I'm like, watching and learning about queueing on stuff. It's crazy. Just like all the different like little like path. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 34:33
it's to it. I would have never fucking thought that it would go that way. Because I've always kind of been in to like a more like, hippie, natural type lifestyle. But yeah, like people that you know, I follow online, you know, in the COVID stuff comes out there like, it's not real. I'm like, okay, like, we're done. Like, we're different people like this is, you know, bad but I was looking at all that girls. videos and she's also one that's like into you know, the conspiracy theorist or all into like, how the it's like a pedophile government and stuff. And for some reason they've really latched on to Disney. Like I see a lot of videos about people talking about how like Disney is evil and shit.
Unknown Speaker 35:22
Disney is evil not to say I mean I'm probably gonna go to Disney World eventually again, but
Unknown Speaker 35:30
I'm like it's a huge corporation of course have a pro evil but I'm
Unknown Speaker 35:34
also not gonna disagree with pedophiles in the government. But yeah, you're talking about Yeah, it's really just like yeah, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 35:43
I 1,000% agree but this check is like yeah, Disney and, and blah, blah, blah. And she was like, it's gonna be full time soon. And everybody in the fall watches hocus pocus. And actually Hocus Pocus is about these witches harvesting Audrina chrome from all these people. And she's like talking about these like real life conspiracy things being tied into hocus pocus and how Disney's evil because I hocus pocus and all this other shit. And I'm like, Whoa, bij like you came up on my page, and I can see how other people could get sucked in because you're like, oh, like I like healthy living too. I'm gonna follow this girl and then you start seeing evil. Yeah, and you sort of see all this crazy shit. Like, ah,
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that's, uh huh. Yeah, so
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more on that to come. But
Unknown Speaker 36:39
um, there was a I'm watching this new Nathan for you show called the rehearsal.
Unknown Speaker 36:46
Yeah, I meant to read do my HBO max so I can watch it. It's so
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good. And one of the experiments he's doing is like, he's giving this woman basically the experience of what it would be like to have like, raise a child. And so they like switch out these child actors, like every four hours. It's like a faster timeline. Kind of not like the kids. Like, you have to wait a whole year for it to turn a whole year old. Little faster. But anyway, he dressed up in a Halloween costume with the with the kid. Because he was like, Yeah, you know, I'm going to be the dad and this is what I want to do. And then she came in and she was like, I don't celebrate Halloween and then they went down that whole tangent and bring it up to her randomly like so you said that there was like I just like I never heard of this before. You know how he does that. Like yeah, I'm this is the first time I'm hearing this I'm just like completely dumbfounded kind of thing but a purchase that very logically. But he's like, keeps bringing up towards like, Yeah, you told me look like you know, research like Google it and like, I'm trying to find stuff but like it says that Halloween started as like a Celtic practice and stuff. And she's like, oh, did you put in the keywords like Halloween? Satanic Yeah, it's just it's so funny.
Unknown Speaker 38:15
It's wild. It's like, I don't feel bad for those type of people at all. But it's so cringy to me, I'm like, embarrassed for them. Like, oh, my, like, you're making like such crazy. bleeps? Like, it seems like make sense.
Unknown Speaker 38:32
Breasts in your life that doesn't need to be there.
Unknown Speaker 38:35
Yeah, and the comments on that video were like, yeah, now that I'm awake, I'm seeing the signs everywhere. I'm like, that sounds exhausting. And also like, it's affecting lots of people.
Unknown Speaker 38:49
Do you remember when the wayfarer
Unknown Speaker 38:50
stuff came up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a Q anon thing too. Yeah, for those of
Unknown Speaker 38:56
you who don't know a bunch of people were like, Wayfarer is like selling children through the website because they found like a cheap objects that was priced for a bunch of money. Lots of mistakes happen like that and ecommerce a lot. So, yeah, and they were also saying that, like, they found like different books and stuff and the images with like, certain code words and all of that stuff. And it's like, if you could just put that much energy towards real things.
Unknown Speaker 39:33
Yeah, I mean, you know,
Unknown Speaker 39:37
actually saving children. I don't know if frustrates me. We could go down this tangent but
Unknown Speaker 39:42
yeah, that chick who's tick tock I was on she had a whole thing about like saving children and like, like, oh, maybe you should like donate to a foster care place instead of like, make these rants on Tik Tok, but Okay,
Unknown Speaker 39:59
yeah. Okay, yeah, you're gonna expose Wayfair
Unknown Speaker 40:04
Yeah, sorry if I take that down a dark
Unknown Speaker 40:09
Oh, look, there's the sunlight. high sun low,
Unknown Speaker 40:11
high sun. I have a funny thing now.
Unknown Speaker 40:18
Speaking of signs, and do you have a son?
Unknown Speaker 40:22
Oh, yeah, so I mentioned a while back that we were watching Sons of Anarchy you know, way after it came out, so I don't think anybody's gonna care about spoilers if you do skip ahead. We're watching, I think it's season three. And there's this whole thing where the main character is name is Jackson or Jax for short. Like his dad died and it was unreleased suspicious circumstances and blah, blah, blah. So they go to Ireland to do this business. And there's this chick. And they kind of are like having this thing. She's really good looking. Well, we find out behind the scenes that Jax is dad had visited Ireland to do similar like gang shit. He had an affair with this lady. So this lady that Jax has been crushing on is actually his half sister. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Jax is mom finds out about it. And then like the lady that his dad had had the affair with, they're like talking about it. They both know that, you know, this is going on. So they've kind of been flirting. And then towards the end of the episode. Both of them Jackson's mom, and this other chick walk into a room, and Jax and his fucking half sister are about to bang. They're like half naked. And so they have to be like, Hey, son, like can I talk to you? Was he
Unknown Speaker 42:03
not aware that? No,
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neither of
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them knew. Okay, okay. Yeah. No, I mean, if it happened, but they're not intentionally. Well, that brings
Unknown Speaker 42:13
me to my next point. Is this whole thing and I turned to carboy number three, and I'm like, hey, if it turned out that like we were brother and sister, would you ever stay with
Unknown Speaker 42:28
us? I was like, what if we found out? I mean, obviously, we're not. But it was like, what if we found out after all this time? And he was like, No, we would have to break up. Like we've already done all the great shit, like, stay together. And he was like, Absolutely not. Wanting to get your take on that. Brandon was your half brother.
Unknown Speaker 42:57
So okay, it would be really disgusting. But like you said, we already did all the gross stuff. Yeah. This time I would just say we don't have children. They just adopt like to get his feelings on it. That's a very interesting
Unknown Speaker 43:16
let's bring him in.
Unknown Speaker 43:20
Too bad. When we got married Mississippi stopped doing them. Oh, asking your brother. Well, the blood test. They used to do a blood test to like make sure you're not like cousins and shit. It
Unknown Speaker 43:32
was that big of a fucking problem. And they did a blood test. Yeah, why am
Unknown Speaker 43:36
I sorry? I feel like this is normal. I don't want to see when they stopped doing that. I remember
Unknown Speaker 43:42
whenever we got married when we went to go get our marriage certificate like they asked us like Is this your sibling or something like that? What the exact exactly what they say.
Unknown Speaker 44:00
So okay, as of July 1 2012, a blood test is no longer required to obtain a marriage license and Mississippi that is so weird. Yeah. Oh, New York
Unknown Speaker 44:13
requires it. I've never heard of a blood test. I guess Texas just takes your takes it as truth if you're saying
Unknown Speaker 44:28
but maybe it's the maybe it's more than just to like determine if you're related. It might be like, make sure you're not giving your spouse something they don't know that they're about to get.
Unknown Speaker 44:42
Yeah, yeah, I can't find the Texas thing now but I'll look into that. Okay. Um, yeah, lots to think about. Maybe you can ask Brandon what he thinks and report back
Unknown Speaker 44:57
Yeah, yeah. Um, but yeah. I think um, I mean, at this point, whatever I mean
Unknown Speaker 45:08
I agree. I mean,
Unknown Speaker 45:09
I think there would be maybe like, a time, a space in time where I'd be like, Okay, I kind of need a little bit of time to digest this. Oh, yeah. But no, I wouldn't, because I wouldn't be like, hell yeah. I always knew you were my brother. I
Unknown Speaker 45:25
love you, brother. In more ways than one.
Unknown Speaker 45:31
Um, but do you have anything else on that? No. General,
Unknown Speaker 45:41
I was gonna ask you and if the listeners want to write in and let us
Unknown Speaker 45:45
Yeah, let us know.
Unknown Speaker 45:48
I've definitely seen stories of shit like that happening IRL, when people are like, adopted and you know, stuff like that. And then they're like, oh, shit, you're my
Unknown Speaker 45:59
Oh, and fucking Elon Musk is that Musk's? Dad just had like, his second child with his adopted daughter. I saw that. Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:12
Oh, we need to talk about that, too. Like Woody Allen did some shit. Like,
Unknown Speaker 46:16
looking into that. And I was like, Okay, this is gonna be a whole nother thing about. I'm gonna write it on my list. And this actually kind of perfectly segues into like a preview of what I want to talk about next week. So do some research for that. But um, so I went to Curtis Connor comedy show last night and he had a small segment where he talked about just the lyrics of classic rock songs. Some of them
Unknown Speaker 46:42
Yeah, creepy one. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:44
So um, I started looking up some different ones. He he talked about like three. I was looking at some different ones and just kind of went down like a rabbit hole with like, Oh, nice. Some other people like like Ted Nugent and stuff. So we'll get into that next week. But just some previews on the lyrics. This was one that Curtis brought up. So I don't want to like take credit for it. But this is pristine. 16 by kiss. I wasn't familiar with. But yeah, it says. I don't usually say things like this to girls your age. But when I saw you coming out of the school that day, that day, I knew I knew. I've got to have you. I've got to have you. She's been around. She's young and clean. I've got to have her can't live without her. Well, no. They say like, Christine 16. Well, I don't know how the song goes. So but that's my guess. So yeah. So just like when he brought that up, I was trying to specifically like start kind of looking through the posted sister lyrics about Dean Schneider on the show before or, yeah. Dee, dee, dee dee. Yeah. Um, and yeah, so I was like, Man, he's got to have like, some kind of lyrics about his child, right.
Unknown Speaker 48:27
Young girls young girls do this isn't gonna age well.
Unknown Speaker 48:38
So yeah, that's a little preview of kind of what I started digging into. But it was just like, last night and I was like, I'm not gonna be able to Yeah, but all this is so cool. We'll have
Unknown Speaker 48:52
that to look forward to. Yeah. Fat heads feel free to send us in. You know, any conspiracy theory weird shit that's happened to you.
Unknown Speaker 49:04
Or that you want us to research more? Yeah, talk about because definitely, I'm watching like a nine hour iceberg about conspiracy theories.
Unknown Speaker 49:16
For me to watch.
Unknown Speaker 49:18
Yeah, it doesn't go like super into depth because it's like a whole iceberg. But this guy made a series for like, each level of the iceberg. And then like, one,
Unknown Speaker 49:30
I was like, like some of the mild ones like apparently there's some stuff with pandas and like the Titanic like people don't think they haven't think there's like fishy stuff around it. So yeah, there's so much shit like that. It's crazy. Like this. Yeah. though. I'm like, I still want to do it. So I kind of don't care.
Unknown Speaker 49:57
I'm like conspiracy stuff drives me crazy though. But some have a some of it's kind of funny because like I've been kind of watching some of the recent UFO video stuff was like some of the stuff that was like declassified. Well, it's funny because a bunch of people are like, this newly declassified thing. And it's like, dude, this was declassified like 2000 10s earlier kind of timeline. It's not like just came out. And this guy that like, solid was like, went on Joe Rogan and was talking about it. But it was funny because a bunch of people were like, Yeah, well, he was like a military like, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, Dude, you know, many people I've met in the military and higher ranks and like, yeah, they're still human beings. This doesn't make me want to give them more credit. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 50:48
I mean, I mean, people are weird. Granted, there's
Unknown Speaker 50:51
some, like military pilots, like, like, go on and do like amazing stuff. Like being a pilots. Not easy. But you know, people being hiring from the military doesn't make me like, want to give them credit immediately. But
Unknown Speaker 51:03
yeah, I mean, people are fraud. And you never know. I mean, flawed people can have any job. Yeah, like,
Unknown Speaker 51:09
exactly. So think about all the managers you've had. Have you ever had a good manager. But it was funny, because I was watching the video and the pilot was on Joe Rogan. And he they brought up the videos, and he was talking about it. And it was funny, because he was like, you don't need to worry about any of these numbers here on the side of the screen or the side of the screen. You don't need to look at that. I'm like, that makes me think I really need to look at why the fuck are you saying that? And so he was like, Yeah, none of that stuff's important. And then he said, all this stuff. And so I was like, okay, so I went, found some other videos of someone breaking down all those parts of the screen, and what they mean. And then basically, like, all the stuff that the pilot guy said was just like, very easily discredited.
Unknown Speaker 51:59
Oh, it's like, all those numbers were just proving
Unknown Speaker 52:02
they're, like, not going along with what he was saying. So he was like, the thing is, if he never said, like, you don't need to pay attention to this. Like, I would have not cared to pay attention to it. Yeah, it's crazy. All this stuff he was doing and like the way he was talking, just gave kept giving me like red flags that like Dude, you're like lying, or at the very least, over exaggerating something. So like, something's going on here. It's crazy. I
Unknown Speaker 52:33
haven't ever really got into the alien stuff, because I don't know sometimes I'm like, I don't know if my brain can handle what's going on outside Earth like inside your mind.
Unknown Speaker 52:45
Oh, no, it's flat. Those particular ones. It was like the tic tac video and stuff. And some of the videos I watched up the person breaking it down was like a, just like a plane with the jet glare, but it was a particular distance away. And like going away, so like, it just looks. I recommend watching the ocean. Yeah, it's just kind of like just something that just happened to just kind of look weird. Like, all the stuff we were looking at was like on our radar screen. That's like zoomed in and like all this like, it's not a super fantastic quality and stuff like that. And I don't know. We can do a whole nother segment on this because yeah, until researching a lot of these things. And this because like I want aliens to be real so bad. So I'm like, Yeah, reading the stuff to be like, Okay, I'm just like, oh, that's finally finally it's here. It's real. And then I'm just like, oh, oh, these people talking about EDS. And then I feel like a lot of it comes back to just like anti semitic stuff to like the can Yeah, it's always about anti semitic. I'm like what the fuck people? Like, people are great. Yeah, just like Scientology kind of pulls you in with like, you can feel better about your allergies if you just do something in your mind to just feel better. And then that just drags them down the hole like you're saying with the wellness thing. It just, yeah. People I guess any program that sounds like you're making yourself better a better person. People seek to take advantage of that. Trust no one. Yeah, no. Which reminds me, I think I might watch some I don't know who I married. Later time familiar. Oh, it's like a show on like Id discovery. And it's just called like, I think it's called like, Who did I marry or something, but it's just oh, is it? Who
Unknown Speaker 54:51
the bleep did I marry?
Unknown Speaker 54:53
I think so. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like, turns out I'm married the second First thing that sells drugs and kills people want and then nothing. I know stuff. I'm like shows like that to make you realize like, I'm less than halfway through my life and there's still time like that. or stuff like that tap. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 55:17
you never really know what people are up to. I'm not a killer though. I promise.
Unknown Speaker 55:23
Get out of my Okay, sorry. I feel like I kind of got off on like little tangents there. But I just got excited when I was talking because I'm going to bring the
Unknown Speaker 55:34
mood up after my Alex Jones.
Unknown Speaker 55:40
Dude, I can't wait to like, we're gonna have so much stuff for you guys. We just need time to research it like I promise. Sergey, get back on the frail. Okay, um, oh. And before we go, I got these little pet buttons. And Alyssa requested that.
Unknown Speaker 55:57
Before we go. Yes. That's like those videos you see where people train their dogs to say like, or cats, like, go outside. Stuff like that. So Jamie recorded this one. And I was like, this would be a great exit thing for the fat heads. Love you. Love your fat heads. See you next week
Unknown Speaker 56:23
or later. Okay, so you left the blood center. Oh, yeah, I've
Unknown Speaker 56:35
heard like mayo. Karen's been called Kyle's, but we would call them Chad's like test butter. Like it fits a lot better. Because the chat is I can see them wearing like, backwards visor. And just like you said, like mom Sure. Yeah, your bomb. Oh, yeah. And then when they were like older Chad's like grandpa age we would call them Chad paws. Cat. They don't deserve that. Yeah, I don't know if my coworker Robbie still listens. But we came up with that. Chad, pause.
Unknown Speaker 57:14
Let's talk really loud real quick. Wow, that wasn't
Unknown Speaker 57:19
silence there. But we still need to talk about that on the show. I don't know what to say. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a podcast. That was a good one.
Unknown Speaker 57:39
gauging what the burps smells like. What it sounds like, what
Unknown Speaker 57:44
is your verb smell like?
Unknown Speaker 57:46
I think get a whiff of it.
Unknown Speaker 57:48
Oh, I thought you said it smelled like something. Oh, no, no, I
Unknown Speaker 57:51
just I meant to say take or taste. I can't say where's today I meant to say sound but I said taste. I'm a grossest
Unknown Speaker 58:00
thing is when someone has a meat burp and you can smell it and it's like meat and garlic and like, I hate
Unknown Speaker 58:10
Oh, I'm okay. I think this should probably be