Friends of the pod, Mike and Hope, join the ladies for a little shrexy time, movie chat and Mike’s Notes. Light some candles, relax and have a good time.
Friends of the pod, Mike and Hope, join the ladies for a little shrexy time, movie chat and Mike’s Notes. Light some candles, relax and have a good time.
The gang kicks off the podcast with a shrek themed erotica reading (sorry Mike had a short part). Strap on your sexy puke boots and cozy down in your favorite mud pool! Afterwards they derail into some movie chat - is this turning into a Justin Long podcast? From some recent must sees to some things that produced tears.
Then Mike whips out his notes - Mike’s Notes! Mike’s Notes! - for some callback episodes that drummed up some stories he had to fill everyone in on and some learnin’ things and such. We’re talkin’ running backwards through a cornfield, lane splitting ‘splaned, Heavy Weights and more. Trust us…it’s a good time!
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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So I went to parkour this morning.. like a parkour meetup and this guy was like oh, I have some chili in my car that I think I'm gonna have for lunch and then I'm
chili?
yeah chili
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yeah so he came back and he was like eating some bread and then he like open the like Whole Foods container and just like looked very disappointed. And like showed everybody and then whenever I went to go look, it was just like a whole layer of mold. And everyone was like, dude, like, how long was that in your car for and he was like, Oh, I got it on Friday and and this heat? Yeah, like I went up and told them I was like, Dude, you can't just like leave food out and eat it like there was that guy that like died from eating that pasta that he just like, stored on his countertop. Wow
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that's that's going to be sick. Yeah,
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I mean, he didn't need it. You know? Yeah. One guy was like, let me show you how to eat this and grabbed it and put it in the trash. And
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on today's episode, yeah, people who need to go work in a restaurant. Take the food handlers class
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and on this episode of nervous laughter podcast Friends of the podcast hope and Mike to be on the first this is hope. And this man you guys do a really good job with it.
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This is George George is called back to a very old episode. Go listen to it if you haven't, oh, this is George. And we have something special.
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Very special.
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It is a another erotica reading it's a Yeah. Requesting a would you like to let the list all the fat heads know what you were requesting?
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The subject right yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, well, the the erotica that got read on here before it was just so enjoyable. We were like we got to do some Shrek.
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You're talking about buttholes I need me some swag.
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Let's dredge through the mud.
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In looking for this, I did find that it's commonly called Shrexy. Alright, so it has its own genre. Yes. Shronkey is also a common tag for this.
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Yeah.
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What a world we live in,
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which brings us to today's reading which is called a "two ogres one donkey". Yeah. Brought to you by ONE Kennedy. 15. From what wattpad.com.
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And again, I may want to light some candles.
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Pop that bubbly.
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Thing. Kennedy 15. If you're listening, thank you for letting us read this. We'll send you some free stickers. Yeah.
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I honestly didn't reach out, but it's on line for everyone to read. So I was like, that should be cool. publicly available and I'm attributing you and there was nothing else said about the copyright.
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So I don't think we're really making money on this because Adam and Eve has yet to sponsor the show. Yeah, Adam and Eve.
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We like to wear sexy clothes. Yes, we could wear
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them while reading this
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salutely Adam and Eve we could be wearing sexy clothes right now. Yes, that's gotta get on it.
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So anyway,
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shall we get started? Shall so first let me read off the cast. I will be your narrator today. Mike will be donkey. Of course. Alyssa will be Fiona and hope will be Chuck.
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I'm so sorry the Scottish.
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Okay, okay, sorry. So chapter one tiny donkey within Oh boy. Here we go. Son from outside the window beamed through the curtains and distracts eyes. Annoyed at the rude awakening Shrek rolled over in his bed now facing his wonderful wife Fiona. You almost couldn't bear looking at her knowing he had done something terrible the night before. If she knew no, she could never know. treks linked his arm around Fiona's wrist, making her stir in his sleep as he did. He loved his wife. Of course he did. But his love for her did not stop him from loving someone else as well. He couldn't help it every time he looked down at bunkie stupid little face. He melted away
Oh, I
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lost my spot. I lost my spot, his stupid fucking
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face. Where was it? Okay.
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He was in love years before he would never imagine being in love with anybody but now he found himself in love with two people. He could never force himself to choose Fiona was a dream come true to him. Finally, another ogre who could understand him donkey was his best friend, but he couldn't deny how he felt for him. He could never imagine choosing one of them over the other. Fiona turned over cutting his thoughts short, her belly pretreated from the blankets showing where his three unborn children slept as well. Okay, I'm sorry that this narration is so long. That's right. Shrek remembered he had kids to think about as well. He couldn't just abandon his triplets because he fell in love with donkey. He had to stick with Fiona till death do we part right? His mind couldn't help but turn back to donkey and the horrible things he did with him last night. Of course that wasn't the first time he was with Donkey but at some point he had to vow to one of those days one of these days would be his last trick stomach turn thinking about the first time he was with Donkey. It couldn't have been more than four months ago. And their affair started when their affair started. Fiona was away at her parents Castle attending a party he found himself staring at donkey in the mud pool. He looked so elegant he couldn't help himself. Soon it became an unstoppable habit trek stomach began to do flips bile roast in his throat and he sprang out of bed running towards the bathroom. When he reached the bathroom. He let his insides decorate the toilet. The toric creaks open Fiona's tired face peeked around the edge of the door. Everything all right,
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Fiona asked worry evident in her drowsy face.
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Yes, Princess, just a bit of sick to soul
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do you want to finish reading that paragraph?
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Oh, sure. Shrek responded, his voice hoarse from vomiting. Though the Scottish accent wasn't as prevalent as ever. Fiona took another step into the room, reaching out to rob shrugs back as he threw up once again. When his episode finally died down, Fiona walked into the kitchen and start to make Shrek his favorite eyeball soup. During the commotion, donkey walked into the bathroom, pushing the door open with his hooves that Shrek to loved so much. Donkey looked at Shrek confused. It was evident that he didn't know that ogres could get sick.
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Donkey,
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I need you to get a pregnancy test for me. Sure, I've whispered I think he may have gotten me
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to say what
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look shocked, stood up on his back. Do wonder Fiona stormed into
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the bathroom. Yeah, you said what? Track to look back and forth between
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the two people he loved most. Oops, probably isn't me but you can donkey his best friend and boyfriend. And then he looked at in her stomach, his wife and his three unborn children. Finally, finally he looked down into his own stomach suspecting a tiny donkey rose. Oh, how would he ever fix
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this? On to chapter two.
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Any common common from chapter one so far?
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Off to a really sexy star?
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Any guesses for the second half?
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I mean, it's obvious that trek is now pregnant with donkeys donkey Stanley is
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it's funky cute. Chapter Two
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is it's hard being the wife to your pregnant ogre husband.
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What the hell do you mean Shrek? Fiona paused?
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She didn't know what else to say. How are you supposed to respond to overhearing your husband had gotten pregnant by his best friend after her shocked silence. Eventually she landed on Donkey got you pregnant. She feel overwhelmed with confusion, anger and betrayal. trek tried to explain that was interrupted by his own bio. She turned around and able to look at trek for how unbelievably furious she was at him. Her stomach bumps gently as one of the triplets kicked her. Her children need their father catching up. She turned back around. Trek was roaring as he threw up violently, with Donkey rubbing his hoof on tricks back comfortingly. She saw Schrag gazing at donkey, his eyes filled with love. How could she take that away from him?
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Oh, I can come back again with the narration. Her eyes met with donkeys. His stupid little donkey face was twisted in confusion, obviously trying to process what he just told him. Though still comforting Shrek. As Fiona looked on, she saw how much donkey cared for Shrek. And it was hard for her to stay mad. Maybe letting Shrek pursue both herself and donkey couldn't be too bad. Besides, he seemed so happy as of late. Everything seemed okay. Fiona and Shrek prepared their triplets room, adding an extra crib for their tiny donkey ogre hybrid baby. over each bed had a name already all except tracking donkeys little one Farkle Fergus in Felicia were sprawled on the wall above the first three beds respectively over the fourth bed trek wrote Trunki
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stick with the F names the other three
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Would anyone like to read the last paragraph?
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Oh, sure. Okay.
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For a while it was nice for Fiona to see Shrek so happy was his new ability to love both his wife and best friend freely. Although Fiona found he seemed to have less energy for her. Not only that, but she walked into her room more than once to see donkey helping himself to her husband. She knew she needed to try to keep them together. But the sight of Shrek is pregnant belly only reminded her that he didn't only love her. How could she fix her marriage while keeping track happy?
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To be continued
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Oh no. Damn cliffhanger to ogres one
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donkey is the continuation.
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I thought we were going to culminate in a massive three way between the three of these
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well I think it was getting there but I just the pregnancy was then the little
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one. We need you to get on the conclusion of this so that we can see through the end of the story back in on it. I am I am riveted to my seat at the moment. You know this is one of those instances I paid for the whole seat but I'm only using the edge
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I'm glad we got you there. Yes
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got me to a place of magic
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time to soak. Imagine is so
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beautiful. All right. That was fun. Yeah, yeah,
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I was gonna look at more but I thought that this was gonna be longer but it wasn't as long as I'm so sorry to leave with a disappointment.
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Oh hey, anybody who is listening to this leave us a comment and a rating preferably a five star one if you think it's worth it. But leave us a comment asking for more erotica if you like what you heard. We can we can definitely come back and reprise our roles as the cast
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or if anyone wants to continue the story on their own and write their own kind of story. Yeah, that would be wonderful.
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Yeah and thick.
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Are you are you an up and coming writer? Do you write your own fanfiction? Write us some erotica from your favorite fanfic source.
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Read it sexy.
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Yeah, let us know the accent of every character. And we will make you an award winning. Reading.
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Beautiful. Yeah, well, we'll have the NLP erotica awards. Yeah, man. That would be cool to have an erotica contest with the fans. How Don't you guys have some fans and France? Listeners and friends? Yes, yeah.
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I have to lay we do. Yeah.
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That would be perfect for them. Because Did y'all know that France has a thriving anime scene? It is as big as Japan's almost. And in fact, there's some enemies you may have seen back in like the 90s and early 2000s that were French. Probably the most most notable of which being totally spies. Yeah,
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I love showing.
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Great show. Yeah, it was a French enemy. And you can always tell a French anime because almost without exception, they have tickled fetish scenes going on, where it'll be just like the end of an episode, they'll have like, had the climax of the episode. And they're just like wrapping things up and setting it up for the next adventure. And they'll get into a tickle fight for no apparent reason. And like, it's a weird thing that French people love tickling. At least from what I understand. And from their evidence in the anime. community. It's it's a lot a lot of French enemies have it anyway.
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Maybe the British tickler comes from
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there we go.
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Maybe anyway, so that's a bit of useless knowledge. Thank you. Absolutely.
Unknown Speaker 16:11
Um, Mercy move on from the erotica stuff. I just as we're reading through it, I couldn't help but think like, it reminds me of those fucking like weird apps that we send each other. Do you guys ever get advertisements for those like, like
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weird games? Like,
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oh, is it the ones that are just like, This app lets you do anything you want to your partner? No, no. Download?
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Let me set the scene. Yes, opening with girl farting. And then like it zooms out and like she's dressed bad. And then like, she finds out like she has a date soon. And she's like, Oh, and like she has to pluck her crazy eyebrows but like you miss pluck them or something and put her in something ugly and she smells bad. No matter Daisy like tribute to any of.
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Yeah, it's just like, it'll be weird. Like, lesbian love triangles or gay love triangles. That's what I get a lot. And there's always somebody farting. It's like makeover games. But they make these like elaborate like soap opera style stories for them with farting. Oh, cool. Yeah, I get them all the time because I always watch them because they're so fucking weird.
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A nice confidence boosting app that like reaffirms that no matter what you look like, you can still be beautiful right?
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Now.
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Because the day like if the person doesn't look right, the day it's like, oh,
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another girl. This is like 90s dating show kind of brutality.
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Beautiful. Um, and
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I usually get ones that are more like storyline driven, but they're weird hats like I'm pregnant with my sister's fiance's baby. And that's normal. And then one it was like a guy I think was a guy No, yeah, guy and a girl in a hot tub. And then the girl walks in. And as she walks in, there's an ice cream truck that drives by in the background and it has a John Wayne Gacy like a picture of like his painting, like Pogo Holding, holding balloons, um, and I was like, Whoa, I need to like pause that and screencap Yeah, that's definitely a painting, like clipped out of the clown that they put on there.
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Okay. The real question is who plays these games? I mean, I know you all send it to each other like it's tongue in cheek kind of thing. But there are people who are seriously playing these games.
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I would think it's gotta be like kids or like women who need a escape into like, weird drama filled like, whoever watches like lifetime I imagine like they play these games. Oh, yeah. Well,
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I read a little bit about them. And apparently it's just like weird advertisements to get somebody to download the game. Like some war game tried it where they put like a sexy like maiden as the thing and it got like a shit ton of downloads. Sometimes, games like aren't that weird. It's just like to draw people in. And
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I know the one you're talking about. I think that was actually a model that they hired to do those commercials. And yeah,
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interesting. I mean, hey, it works.
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Yeah, yeah. It's like cells, six cells.
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We could throw chunky sexy clothes.
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We could sell sexy clothes
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says one thing our listeners know is that sex sells. So if you want to be more sexy, yeah, reach out to Adam and Eve and tell them to sponsor this show. So that we can wear sexy clothes.
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Just use code mudhole at checkout
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beautiful, if code mudhole doesn't work, it means you just need to write to them and tell them to sponsor the show. embed the code mudhole will become a coupon code on how to believe duck.
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Like why are all these people typing model and
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NLP mudhole beautiful.
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Any more commentary on the erotica that was supplied today?
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I really enjoyed it. Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait for the epic conclusion. To know. Also, I love the fact that I had exactly one line in there. That was wonderful.
Unknown Speaker 20:52
I'm sorry. I didn't even like lay it out like that. I was just like, Okay, there's parts and lists and we'll do it. Hell yeah.
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We don't want to hear you speak.
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Honestly, it was very hard to find erotica with enough lines like, between like, more than two people
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make sense? It was Yeah. Well, we need we need the erotica writing community to get on more group scenes. Conversations. Yes.
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Oh, geez. Well, I have some,
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some notes. Yeah. If now's a good time for that. Yeah. Those who are longtime listeners of the podcast, may remember that the last and well first time that I was on the show, I had taken a bunch of notes of weird stuff that you know, you're in the podcast and I'm like, I want to talk to them about that. So here we go with some more of that. I guess my notes there we go. First off game, you gotta love some.
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Oh, no, we're what? I'm just kidding. Oh, god dammit. More. Seven. Like context.
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Context, how
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many strikes are you looking at?
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Episodes after I was on last game was talking about how everybody tries to like silver people tried to pick the mole off her head like yes, they're like there's to go pick them all off Jamie's for ya.
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Ever,
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anyway. Oh, so I forget the context of this, but y'all brought up the enemy. Hamtaro Yeah. That that is one of my favorite animes of all time. I love that when they're sniffing they go. It's so cute. If you want to just a good time. Watch some Hamtaro
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Did you have a favorite hamster? Or I'm sorry? Ham ham?
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Oh, yes.
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It was the gruff kind of one that like
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piano instruction. I'm blanking on his name. On this
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My favorite was BS you Oh yeah. Wait hamster. He
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she was fantastic. But yeah, we get thing to our listeners. Go watch him. Yeah, I forget the context of this as well. But y'all were talking about chinchillas and snakes as pets. And the main thing I wanted to bring in bring up was with chinchillas Have y'all ever seen the videos of chinchillas with acoustic guitars?
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No, no.
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Like a Shalosh sees commercial about
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I don't know what that is. You don't
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early 2000 Yeah, I guess it was early 2000 You
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may not have been in a region that had Quiznos.
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Oh, yeah,
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this is because it Quiznos still exists.
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Yeah. These videos are like people like just playing acoustic guitars and chinchillas go nuts for it is one of their favorite things. And this is not just specific chinchillas this is like everybody who has a chinchilla as a pet that I've ever met or seen or heard about will affirm this. You're just start playing acoustic guitar doesn't even have to be good. And they just start like getting the zoomies and they just like
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want to take a guitar to a pet store. Down?
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Yeah, I mean, chinchillas every time I see one, they always just look depressed. They're waiting for the guitar and leave this cave.
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Yeah, but if you ever get a chinchilla don't don't make it wet in any way. Don't put
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they take the dirt bath.
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And yeah, you can literally kill them if you get them wet. Oh wow, I didn't know it was because the way that their coats are made up it's similar to how like Huskies have the undercoat kind of thing in solitary thing but it keeps insulation so well that if any moisture gets under there, it won't evaporate out. It'll just stay in like runaway the flesh on
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what they do in the rain,
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they hide and that's why they take always hide though that's true, but like dust particles can like soak up some of the water. So I guess if they get wet they do. Have
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you been telling for shampoo? I guess. Yeah.
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Either way. Yeah, it's yeah, you gotta Yeah. Yeah,
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maybe I should just roll around in the back. Yeah, I wouldn't look pale.
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That'd be like too much. But works for sunblock.
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Absolutely. There's a plenty of cultures that have used mod and like, wet sand is sunblock for
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years. It also works as a predator avoid like propellant. So you know,
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survival. Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm talking about the movie Predator don't like sci fi.
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Movie like Blockly or thermal heat signature Yes. creditor that makes
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your bearing Cover yourself in
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my work, so
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not like John Wayne Gacy.
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Oh, wait, wait, John, we need to be Redditors. Likes other kinds
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of mud holes?
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Do you guys remember the the context in which you were talking about how gross bussing tables is?
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Yeah, because you might leftover food, not even the same.
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If you blow their nose on the like napkins and stuff and put it on the table, and then you got to pick up that napkin.
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If you if you thought bussing tables could be gross. You want to know something that I used to do when I worked at a restaurant that was way gross? Absolutely. Let's be clear, real quick. It wasn't like I would pick up a half eaten burger and start munching on the spot where they'd eaten. It was like if they had a plate of case a Diaz. And there's eight case ideas around wedges around the side of the plate. And they eat like five of them. And there's three that are clearly untouched. One of those is going in my belly. I had discretion about it, but I absolutely would eat off people's plates. It was I saved so much money on groceries by doing that. Because you know the restaurant they only pay you to 13 an hour. Yes, tips are camera. How are you going to buy groceries? Sure.
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And we've got to tip our heads to like, you know, curving the food waste.
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It's not like I can send this food to Africa. It'll be bad by the time it gets there. I might be able to get it to Cleveland. Lord knows they need it out there.
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Don't leave it in your car.
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Over 100 degrees. I'm gonna cook over and over again.
Unknown Speaker 28:31
One thing I need to clarify remember when you're talking about the football field and how many mouthwash cups so actually the the number that you came up with, I don't remember what it was. I'm embarrassed I did that. I ran the numbers on that. And that's actually not like that. That was just the length of the football field. Yeah, it wasn't the whole
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, that was Oh yeah.
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The calculation was like seeing like how much it would take to fill
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it was closer to
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about that that was okay.
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Just affirming that you have good math.
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But I could calculate the you know, the height of the football field, not height. The width and the length. I guess I did the wings. The square foot everyone knows what I'm saying. We will get that and multiply it and get back to you.
Unknown Speaker 29:37
I love it. That sounds great. We also do need to talk about the benefits of possums because I seem to recall some possum hate going on Wouldn't that am I remembering that wrong?
Unknown Speaker 29:52
I don't I have a possum mama Yeah, she likes her family are under our love very much Oh, yes. Yeah, so I love them. They're basically like giant rats. They're so cute. I love them. Yeah. And just have you seen nutria right nutrional rats? Yeah, the big like, well, they're, I think they're called like a one. There's another name for them that sort of unusual but yeah, they're like very large and they're like kind of run rampant in Louisiana. Oh, nice.
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They're cute though. They got these big ass.
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Did they also eat ticks?
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I was gonna say they also get leftovers
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that's why they had them in my restaurant. Gross Okay, there there's a couple of things that I need to explain to miss just miss know her like phrases that y'all were talking about that you know have been like, I don't know if they just weren't, we're not.
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We didn't know what the cause was. The main one is
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running backwards through a cornfield. When we're talking about that, did we say we said okay, my note just says explain running backwards through a cornfield. Maybe that's a
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weird thing you wanted to tell us about?
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Do you guys know what that is?
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No, no.
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Just like you're gonna impale yourself on a corncob
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pipe. I would have never drawn that like I just kind of took it as like you're making something really difficult it's already difficult.
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Yeah,
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I feel like I remember something where it's like don't go running backwards so a cornfield Oh cornfield
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wheat fields Oh, okay. Well I clearly what I'm learning from this is with my notes I need to start adding context as to what was going on in the episode because a lot of these I'm not remembering as we get down here then then we will do
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so wait, sorry, I need the conclusion. The conclusion of the meaning of walking through cornfield is Oh, it's getting stabbed with
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picking up the bat this whole time because this
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guy's like to just like talk shit to each other. You know about like, taking things in the butt. That's just like a guy thing I guess. But yeah, that was just an expression that dude okay this guy likes running backwards through a cornfield you know, I don't know why that's been like joke time for guys for time immemorial whatever. Oh, I
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thought it was a warning don't go do and
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there's like there's a model out there
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filled my core.
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Back to the theory talking about like, but stuff. Stuff. I went downtown yesterday and was on the train. And there's this area where there's some construction and somebody had spray painted Misty is gay. And I was like, that was like the only thing legible you know, because graffiti is usually like, you know, whatever fancy you know, it's like, is this like hate crime or is this misdeeds proclamation I'm fucking gay. Here at a party
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Hell yeah. So was it done in a rainbow graffiti? No, it was wildly The former
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was gonna come out of the closet and graffiti form to it and rainbow paint
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maybe Misty just shoestring budget Yeah, maybe she had leftover she's only got one paint
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spray paint costs I hadn't thought about like that to be a who'd been out there
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it's very true. Anarchy isn't as cheap as it used to be Yakima de anarchy at the corner backwards. Backwards
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maybe they should have written Misty like a walk backwards. Maybe
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Misty. If you're listening let us know what it is we support you.
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There's more than one person listening to Misty we mean both of you. All of you, all of you, all of you and he missed two years right? Until you think about really backwards.
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Like things in the butt like corncobs
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Oh, oh man
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do you remember talking about that that quote of asking me about my wiener? Yes, I just need to clarify that's from the movie accepted ah oh yeah self harm Institute of Technology. Or she hid their mascot the sandwiches Oh, you never saw accepted? Oh one of Justin Long spiders movies aside from Tusk just
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some long Wasn't he in Yeah, movie still
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haunts me. Like what did they do to you Kevin Smith
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did you not watch the end of the credits?
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I know that it was like done by a podcast that they did and it was a thing but never heard of
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Tusk because Smith movie now Jerry offensive cam SMITH Yeah. Yeah all that stuff. Yeah, this so he has done two horror films red state and tusk and they are two of my favorite movies of all time share until watch him and yes Red
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State have like guy from Drake and Josh in it. I thinking of Red October or some shit sorry, carry on road
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October. That? I don't know. I don't know, carry on. Red State is a phenomenal movie. It's
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so fucked up.
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Movies. It starts off in in about 15 minutes. You're like, Okay, I see where this is going. And you just get broadsided, like two thirds of the way through the movie. And I don't want to say anything more than that. But you should definitely watch it as seriously Redstate and tosk. It's you know, because Kevin Smith, he does comedy really, really well. And in fact, clerks three is coming out soon. But yeah, these are like, as far as I know, the only two serious movies he's ever done. And they are phenomenal. So yeah,
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they're definitely intense. And they leave you with an uncertain feeling afterwards if you need a long shower not wonderful. Thank just kind of humming some. You know, Billy guide or something? I
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don't know. I like movies that and upsetting. You make me cry.
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You will like these two because it leaves you definitely feeling something.
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Yeah, those kind of movies are amazing. Like degeneracy. Hard Candy. Yes. I think it's 2005 2004. Yes. Formerly Ellen Page. No, Elliot. Yeah. And it was a phenomenal role. And it was passionately guests. And who was the bad guy in Aquaman? Opposite. Don't watch Jason Momoa. But he's also been a bunch of other stuff. I just can't remember. At the moment, this is such a good role for him. That's a movie you only watch once. That movie like five times. Really? Oh, I love that. You know
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but that movie was one of the first ones to use completely digital colorization and they used it to like, you know, they would all of the walls were just like flat single color walls. And at certain points in the movie you see the wall behind the character that the cameras facing at change color. And that was kind of intentionally did that to like add to the intensity the moment is a lot of production value and into that movie and the performances it's like for actors in the whole movie. And it's in credible anyway.
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It's very good. Very, very good.
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This suddenly this turned into a sort of a podcast
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to start one of those one day.
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One to have a sober rating for movies like you have to be this sober to enjoy it. Intoxicated
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that's a good point.
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Because I've got a lot of really good movies that I absolutely love, but you have to be a certain level of intoxication to enjoy them.
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Understandable like which ones
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first of all skeleton of cadaver. Like that one's pretty fun. It's it does like this whole black and white thing. Kind of making a mock of the 1950s sort of sci fi like we have to do science
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would Eraserhead be on the
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do okay. All right. I'm good.
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Oh man. Oh yeah, it was just like spend another hour talking about movies. Dr. Strange. Now haven't seen
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that I don't really watch those. You're kidding. Oh,
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it's so good. Is it Sam Raimi movie and angel like Sam Raimi movies are made darkness. Drag Me To Hell. Okay. SpiderMan was Tobey Maguire. Yeah,
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I did see that one in the theater.
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But yeah, there are certain like Sam Raimi tropes that are just like, you see them and you're like, This is a Sam Raimi. Like, without even Oh, yeah, like, all of those are in the new Doctor Strange. And it is. It's beautiful. Like it does some of the most fun effects. And he does zombies better than like anybody. Not necessarily like the most scary zombies but just the most entertaining zombies I would say. It's
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like they sing and dance. Sometimes.
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Army of Darkness. Army of Darkness, there's a scene where Bruce Campbell, character Ash is like in a graveyard. And these skeletons all rise up to try to kill him. And but they ended up like pinning him down and like just pulling his mouth apart in like hilarious ways. Slapstick II kind of stuff. Yeah, kind of entertaining. Okay. Yeah.
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And that's, I think that's the same one where it has all the tiny ashes.
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Yes, like Yeah, yeah, so he does for comedy. And it's like you
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said, Well, it's like not hokey. This kind of hokey, but it's not like insanely hokey like the acting.
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Yeah. But just to drag me to hell. Another Justin Long turning into a Justin Long Podcast. Yeah. No, but that that is if I had to put a name on my favorite horror film of all time, it would probably be dragging me to hell, okay. It's just it's just got everything you know. And the ending is brilliant. Yeah, like the ending.
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Yeah, the ending made it like really like Yeah.
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Wonderful. Anyway, let's move on. So remember y'all were talking about like the pre loaded songs that came on Windows and Apple.
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Oh my god fuck fashion right? Fucking you too
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but the one window song that I wanted to remind you all of in case you didn't remember it? Was that song like humans do? Yeah, that was like, when I when I was listening to the podcast you were talking about like the pre loaded songs. I looked up like humans do and listen to it again. It's it's a pretty groovy track. Yeah, it was like one of three pre loaded songs on Windows Media Player.
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Do you remember that other one that was like a country song and it was like, Hey, brother. I didn't think of it until you said one of the preloaded songs but that was like a Windows Media Player One.
Unknown Speaker 43:08
Hell yeah. I did a piece on there as well. Something I'm forgetting because like humans do is the only one that I listen to that one a lot. I was in high school at the time. And it was a song talking about sex that my parents didn't know about that I was listening to. So I felt rebellious and sexy was listening to
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sexy clothes.
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I didn't have any 60 clothes. The teenager my parents dressed me in like athletic shorts and baggy shirts for like the first 15 years of my life. It's fantastic. How what did we put on
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this? If I had had any sexy clothes at the time, I would have absolutely ward the bullet stick to like you
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might have a homework assignment. Go home.
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Find the windows
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just sit there and watch it.
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My comment reminded me of a memory thing that came up on my Facebook that I shared a while ago. Not on the podcast though. Um, and slack. Someone was talking about like, having a baby and my response was like, oh, congrats. Babies are a big deal.
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So relatable. Like
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I don't know what to say.
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I never knew either and then like, or when they're a little older, and I'm like, okay, maybe I can make conversations about the milestones. Like oh, do they have teeth yet?
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Do they make noises?
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Can they control their hands
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or their emotions?
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No to either. Eventually you learn how to control your hands. Do you guys know people who know how to control their emotions?
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No. Yeah
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most of the world I mean, that's what Karen's are. Yeah. They can't manage their emotions
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Yeah, I never know what to do with my hands. And sometimes when I get excited I can't control my
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which feels really dumb. I don't know what to do with
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you know these things.
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I tend to dramatically talk with my hands and
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wineglass knocked over
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my first date with Harry okay, I'm trying to explain to him how klutzy I am. And I'm like dramatically talking with my hands and rice. I say I'm extremely klutzy. I know my drink into the window next to it like broke the glass and like sprayed like are all over us Do you still want this
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out in the first day?
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Yeah, that's called showing showing your true colors on the first day to stick with you after that you got a good thing going.
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I did something like that too. With carboy number three, I just like dropped a whole drink in my lap and I was wearing a dress so it made you know like a little bowl
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Someone Left this at the restaurant table
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even plastic cups and stuff. Even mouthwash. People the cups. Yeah, I probably had like 30 mouthwash cups. Beautiful. Bottle liquid
Unknown Speaker 47:25
Oh vid. I do. I do want to take a moment to be educational. If I can say my topic. It's the thing that y'all were talking about on the podcast lane splitting that. lane splitting. Yeah, you're saying that you're very concerned that people do that, mostly because somebody could open their door if they need to, like throw up or something. And while I do agree that that is a valid concern. I do just want to point out like, there is a legitimate reason why people do it. And it's not just being assholes. They actually teach it in most of the world's driver's ed courses as like a safety thing. Because as a motorcycle, you're inherently less visible than other cars on the road. And people are kind of idiots driving anyway. Yeah, so the idea of lane splitting is you get up to the front of the pack and you leave the pack behind so you're not stuck in the pack while it's moving. So it's at least a legitimate reason why people do it they're not just trying to be dicks on the road but also Yeah, you're it's it makes it a little more wary if you need to throw up and you you know are thinking about I need to open my door
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open a window just briefly
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on the podcast, but yeah, we just know someone that did that.
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It did what might open the door the
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door to throw up and
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fucking like really jammed up someone on a scooter. Yeah.
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That's not good. Yeah. Wow.
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That was coming from somewhere. But yeah, no, that's good to know that there's like legitimate reason, but I'm just always nervous.
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It doesn't make it any less nerve wracking. And when I used to have a motorcycle, and anytime that I would do that, I would be really, you know, worried about it. Because the the other thing is people here in America, you know, we're not taught about lane splitting unless you go take your Class M license. And so like in general, you know, driver's ed, they don't teach that. And so people especially like here in Texas, they get mad at you for doing it because they think you're just being a dick. So some people will like intentionally open their doors, just because just because they they know that they can and get away with it because because they think that it's not a good thing. Yeah, well, people are assholes.
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Yeah, I would never do that.
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Yeah. It Doesn't matter how much you disagree with the two you don't? Yeah. Yeah, that's not cool.
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No, it's really not. But you know, it's just the world we live in to care.
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In other states. They do teach that.
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Some states Yeah. Just not Texas, just not Texas. Or maybe they have since I took Driver's Ed, why? No, it's been almost two decades since Driver's Ed.
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Mississippi, which I just heard, like through the Mississippi driver's guide, it didn't say anything about it. But maybe I needed to read through the
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motorcycle. But yeah, this seems
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like this is information that should be general knowledge.
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Yeah, that's definitely not.
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What is. Well on the good news, I'm almost done with my notes. Excellent. So you're talking about like, jokes in high school at like people's expense. Especially. I remember, you know, high school pecans. Remember, if y'all were specifically talking about like people making period jokes in high school, I just remembered like, I have a note to just tell you guys about the period jokes in my high school. Were mostly like anytime that like a girl had to get up and go to the bathroom. One of the guys would inevitably yell out don't forget your purse. Because
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guys always wanted to punch them.
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There was there was at least like three guys in my graduating class or one like I didn't graduate from high school, thankfully, but But yeah, in my class that would regularly do that to the girls. Rude. Lovely.
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I don't like that.
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About haunted places, right? Probably. Did y'all know that the Driscoll hotel is like super haunted?
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Oh, yeah. I've heard that.
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Downtown. Yeah,
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on Sixth Street. Oh, and I actually know some people personally, I haven't gotten here myself. But they say that if you go up to like the like, fourth or fifth floors, you can like, feel some stuff and hear some stuff. There was one of my friends, huh? old pipes. No, like actual voices saying stuff. Like, what does this client of mine she actually has a podcast and they were on the in the Driscoll like recording so they could like have some stuff for it. And they both just got a really weird sensation at the same time, started booking it down the hall towards the elevator. They're kind of like nervous giggling about it. Because then you know, fortunately, these are not malevolent ghosts, as far as I know. But anyway, as they're running, you can hear in the background, a clear voice and when they isolated it was a man's voice that said, Are you here to play with me? And there was nobody else in the hallway? Knows. Yeah. So yeah, it's uh, if you only want to have a nice like haunted experience, check out the Driscoll Hotel.
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Spooky podcast. Yes.
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Oh, man. We can all contribute like $200 expensive.
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Be like Shane. Like, what's your boy? Yeah,
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I'm right as like, into that stuff.
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But like it's fun sometimes. I mean, I'm not saying that I wouldn't be spooked out. Now if I'm in a dark place. And of course, there's noises I don't know, then. Yeah. But I am a incredibly huge skeptic. So I'm a bummer. I'm a bummer with stuff like that. I'm sorry.
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That's cool. That's why I want to take you to a haunted place so you can feel it and then you'll be proved so badly. Let's go to the Driscoll Yes.
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Wiem but
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21 When you book it, the rooms are can be as cheap as like 250 bucks. Oh, I
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thought there are way more than that. I was actually looking on
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one of the websites and yeah, we can
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go during the week
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I'll see some discounts.
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Everybody knows Ghosts don't take holidays. They are some of the hardest working people on the planet. They work 365 No holidays. No weekends. Fantastic.
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I thought
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there was a punch line coming
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no matter what.
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Tentatively we could make a road trip to the goat man's bridge and Dallas or outside of Dallas somewhere in the Dallas vicinity. I don't remember that. Oh, go man's bridge like the demon of the Goat Man. Okay, it's just this like really old bridge that they say that? You know if you walk across it you're gonna see the goat man will come after You have a wonderful yeah so you know that's a very popular kind of area to go and try to get some readings EMF and stuff like that.
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Is he a Goat Man in the sense that he is goat like or he imagines
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goats when
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he's the goat herd that's what he is
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in these robes like with all these goats or other breeds to take my goats
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as you walk across the bridge you start to hear in the distance on the Hill was a lonely you look back goats the nightmare and fall over just like he raises his staff like getting jumps into the ground and all the goats around him the goats read across the bridge
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be disturbed if I saw that during the grass
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same that does also remind me of there was another bridge I heard about I think up in north Texas area where like if you if you just go to the bridge and you just put your car in neutral it'll start getting pushed and then you'll see like the handprints of small children all over the back of your car
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railroad track. Like the legend goes that a bus or something that stuck on the railroad track and all the kids die
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in the immortal 10 mile run round rocker by Round Rock yeah they're like a basketball team or some shit.
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Yeah on their bus got like hit by the train and yeah, I
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couldn't stop it in time. And you
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could go to Texas
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and Texas sound like
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everything's good. Boy collisions. collisions with trains
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you know, people shooting people.
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Like pow. Pow. It's a double tapping. There we go. Anyway.
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Yeah, we'll do some like 100 round. Yeah. When I was younger, me my sister would make her own Weegee boards just out of like leftover cardboard, mostly pizza boxes.
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Well, no wonder you're a skeptic. You didn't use a real Weegee boy.
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What is a thought like what like by Parker Brothers.
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She's She's thrifty like Misty. Leftovers
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also done it with a purchase Weegee board and either way it's just you know, whenever you're looking you're self conscious brings up yeah,
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I've always just been
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under the thought of that's just welcoming communication and you know, yeah, whether it does exist or whether it doesn't I don't want to know like I don't want to you don't talk to me we're good.
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Paranormal Activity some of that shows scary.
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Oh yeah, that's actually one of the few movies series that really like it got a little weak in the middle but it finished really strong. A the fourth and fifth movies you wouldn't think would have been that good. But then again, Toy Story four was amazing. And always to be amazing as well. Why there's foreign gonna be five you don't know about Toy Story four.
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No, four was the one with the old Keanu, isn't it? Yes, Keanu
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Reeves as a Canadian version of Evil Knievel and Key and Peele as a stuffed bear and duck who are hell bent on taking over the world?
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Barbie in it or is number three okay, I haven't seen the fourth one shit. I didn't know there was a fourth one either. Wow,
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do you remember crying in the third one Did you cry in the third one I cried it. I always put on the third one. The trash compactor and they all like think they're about to die. And they like look at each other and just read Joe, I cry every time I can't help it. But there was a moment towards the end of Toy Story four in which I was just bawling my eyes out in the theater it was it was beautiful and kind of embarrassing.
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What was the last movie? You guys cried in?
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Oh, man.
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I mean, is it like the most recent movie or like the last movie no matter what the time the movie was released at?
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Just like the last movie, you've watched that you've cried
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King George. What is that?
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The the one Will Smith movie where he plays the father of Venus and Serena Williams, George Williams. Oh, just came out last year. And it is brilliant. And yeah, there was a couple of times where I was tearing up in there. And I didn't like at the end the end credits, they do a photo reel of the actual like girls and their dad. And you can see like just how accurately they were portraying this what happened in their childhoods with their father. And yeah, it was it was a beautiful movie. I highly recommend it. Cool. And we're back to being a film podcast. Hey, guys, welcome to
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Yeah, the last movie I cried out was big fish that movie. older I get the more it hits.
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You and McGregor. Jude Law. Ewan McGregor looks so similar. I was getting confused.
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Yeah, it's just like, it hits so hard. But the older you get, like you realize there's different levels. Oh, yeah. And it just gets you every time in a new way. It's like, Nope, I was prepared. A dozen times. I wasn't prepared.
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Melissa, what did you
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cry, everything is fine.
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I remember, I'm drawing a blank, cool. tool.
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I felt like I'm also drawing a blank. But I know there was something I cried at during recently because like, I was standing in the kitchen and I looked at Brandon and Brandon made like a sad face at me because I had like a sad face. I was kind of crying. And like, I was like, I think I'm gonna start with periods.
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I actually I thought that would be a funny topic, like ridiculous things. We've cried it. And I think I started writing down some of them. I thought that would be a good topic. So I feel like there's always something that I'm like,
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I feel like the dumbest thing I kinda was like, me and my mom, were watching these, like, earthquake videos. And there was one where it was just like all these people outside in a neighborhood. It looks like they're like, parting ways and saying bye. And then an earthquake starts and everyone you know, just kind of gets through their bearings. And then this dog just like darts down the road. And I was just like
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so what I have listed is actually about $1. So a lot of stuff now that I cry it it's like nice, because I'm like, oh, there's like an ounce of goodness left in the world. But this one call that funny things we've cried about while hormonal. And it was this dog and he was like playing out in the water with his other dog friends. And I guess he like had a seizure. He had some medical condition and he like fell underwater. And his owner had to go grab him and he had like swallowed a bunch of water. So the owner had to do like CPR. And I was just fucking bawling, because then it showed the dog after and he was fine. And his tail was wagging. He was still aware. It was like oh my god doesn't know he almost saved him.
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I had a positive crying experience recently. I watched Sister Act for the first time in two decades probably. And Did y'all remember much of the story and
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you know what b Goldberg
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says none to get away from like he was a witness protection. She
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was the boyfriend of a casino boss and she was singing in his casino with a trio of singers. And she goes in to tell him I'm done singing for you. I'm gonna go be my own woman. Yeah, and right as she walks in, he commits a murder with the guy that owed him money if I remember correctly. And then after she runs away, he seeks to have his Goonies honor to try to kill her. So like the opening sequence is her running away from two armed casino henchmen who are actively shooting at her and then she goes to the police they put her in witness protection in the non anyway or in the in the monastery nunnery.
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And then she philosophize the nunnery
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like so when she first takes over the the choir, and she realizes not only are none of these ladies, particularly good singers, but they're like no aren't even singing with their same vocal part. So she's like really reaching them. Yeah. And then the mousy girl is there and she's like, thing. And best vocal. It's it's that moment in which will be is explaining to her like proper breathing technique and she has her sing a note and then she like walks up and just presses her on the on the diaphragm. And you hear the tonal change of her voice and like that moment, it's like she, it clicks in her head. Oh, this is how you sing was like gusto. And I remember a similar moment when I was a child of like having it click Like what, you know, good breathing technique means and like every time I see that scene now, it just I start tearing up some like sheep, God it's a beautiful moment. Anyway, sorry, I'm tearing up now. Since we're on the subject of films, I didn't want to thank you all for bringing up heavyweights. The Ben Stiller villain movie.
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Did you remember? Do you remember that movie? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
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The chi Repulse The Monkey part. The horse's mane. I don't remember. Kung Fu thing anyway. No, but the only the only note that I had about that was too because y'all were talking about Ben Stiller villain. And I was like, do you mean a Ben Stillen. Nice. Yeah, what a great movie that was underrated. Yeah, agreed. Okay, last thing I need to explain, like as far as context, because it seems like I didn't realize just how like neither of y'all grew up in religious families at all. So when you're over talking about the story of Judas, and how he like, betrayed Jesus with a kiss on the cheek, and you're like, that sounds
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great. project for you, girl.
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Beautiful. Just wanted to provide some context for that. Yes. So okay, so the betrayal was for 30 pieces of Silver's 30 silver coins. And he told us you know, in those days, it was pretty common practice, like the French still do today to kiss somebody on the cheek when you say hi to them. Nothing particularly gay about it. He was just like saying, that's how I'm gonna identify Jesus. I don't know why he couldn't have just looked at him and be like, Yeah, that's him right there. Right over here, or like giving them some knocks or like a high five? Jesus. Just like high five him say his name. And they'd be like, Oh, I guess that's Jesus, then. It was still a confusing thing. But at least you know, the kiss on the cheek, wasn't it? Yeah, like hello contexts.
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Yeah, speaking of kissing, we're watching Sons of Anarchy, like for the first time, you know, probably 15 years after it came out, or maybe not that much. But I feel like on that show, they kiss everyone on the mouth like this, but everybody's just always kissing on the mouth. Like Mother Son. Like it doesn't matter. They're just always kissing on the mouth of anarchy, like motorcycle gangs,
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maybe that's like a thing. Whatever culture they're portraying. Like no white people.
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Spicy type of people
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why people are so turned off by this. One of them.
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In some cultures, it's a thing only because like I was talking to my sister about it yesterday, and we're talking about like, how in America, we're like, I wouldn't do that. Like
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I don't wanna I don't want anyone to kiss me. My husband and like
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my parents. No, no, sorry.
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I had to stop kissing my parents shortly after high school. got weird.
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Like, Mom and Dad. I'm 18 now especially since
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my dad kept like kissing me for like multiple seconds. It was really weird. Sometimes he was telling me it was a little crazy. Work on our greetings real quick. This is a green you give everyone else good times though. And then he started using tongue to realize oh Mike's
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Do my parents were very progressive
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at a restaurant and I had a waiter that kissed me on the hand and I thought that was really bizarre. Use me. Like I think it's because like I was, you know, working with my
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door my lady
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my lady sort of style but yeah, I only give him credit to say that beforehand I was like joking about my name. Oh yes, it's like Mrs. Plumlee like I'm gonna have a candlestick and the friggin norm bars candlestick in the closet just waiting
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to leave like barely room for Kramer
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but there is room for crying. It's always just toss it around like Mrs. Plumlee. And so he's like it's been lovely Mrs. Plumlee and he kisses my hand and I'm like that was like
Unknown Speaker 1:11:18
I don't see the problem with this behavior like I used to kiss women's hands all the time and men's family come on the podcast is for the handcuffs it's got a really big lady
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although you can you can really add like the term Milady or ladies to the end of anything if you just want to sound like a creep
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that's a that's a joke from a comedian but I've got it favorite didn't really Yeah. Why if he's coming to Austin, but I think he might be sold out already. Oh well double check on that. We should
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go late
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you know the moment I fell in love with Harry was when I was walking past him with a friend of mine and he's like Hello ladies. And immediately slipped in the mud and fell on his like love this.
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Awkwardness but yes, explain the joke because I don't I think I kind of got excited and donation
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is the examples he gave us for like thanks for coming to my show. Ladies. But fallen into the wall and I'm trapped. Ladies. Man, I love him so much. Oh, that's wonderful. Yeah, he's
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found out recently he used to work with NATO Nathan fielder which had to be like, I want them to work together again. So bad
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they look like they could be cousins. Yeah, if not brothers. They've got very different noses but otherwise they could very very much like father or mother
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you're like they're both noses I want to kiss
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sure, that goes without saying
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just nervous laughter podcast you don't tell your friends about it. It's a great podcast and
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just whatever you're listening on be it computer phone just give that device a little kiss I think
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thank you kiss.
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Is it time to do some ASMR kissing
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to close out with kisses yeah you do dead Yeah, you say what No, wait, wait. Let's be honest blind. Sorry. I didn't mean to.
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I think the implication is like you're just more testing more.
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You also said fuck cats though. Wait, oh dang
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guest Mike
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No, I need to be clear cats are fine. Just they're assholes. Like dogs are not assholes. They are happy to speak but he wasn't built right dogs that are built right or not asshole.
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I don't know. There's like sophisticated and they're like you have to earn my
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girl and the Billy Joel video and just watch you
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see you're forgetting one social piece of information which is I'm too lazy to earn a cat's trust for affection. That's all you people know I used all of the energy that I would use on cats on people but I don't know maybe I had enough like Zoey finally blessed me. Like it's always my best friend. Yeah,
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so those are not love noises mic.
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Pick her up. She just looks at me and starts calling. Just don't pick her
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up. She doesn't like try to get out of my arms until I put her down. That's the weird thing. And then as soon as I put her down she'll hit savvy and that'll hold my hand up and she'll come back for more pets for pets not
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pickups attention but she doesn't want to be held doesn't want to scratch you though she's been polite
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yes she's been very polite can you serve seniors?
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But if she didn't want to be held like a baby Why is she roughly the same size and weight as a baby? That's a good question. Yeah,
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valid question I'm wondering the same I have
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trained all my cats to be patiently held as a baby and
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you should you like a good cat owner should do that. Yeah. She's been like that.
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I thought it was like normal to do that. But we brought her Katsa home to go home to Mississippi to visit us and I was just picked up Diablo like a little baby and then Brandon's niece was just started laughing she was like she's like a baby
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by the scruff
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