Alyssa’s awkward awesome sister Kristen joins the podcast for some cringe stories - with many about cruises!
[TL;DR] Alyssa’s awkward awesome sister Kristen joins the podcast for some cringe stories - with many about cruises!
This episode kicks off with some stories of avoiding people while introducing Kristen, who shares some funny stories from work (at the popular Texa grocery chain). They then discuss the teacher they were chatting about before recording - what a silver fox…with a great personality!
The puppies are let out of the pound! Jamie has a small update from her past of playing with pound puppies in the ditch at recess. Alyssa & Kristen both have a weird word update, one describes your mom and the other describes birds...or maybe they both describe your mom bah doom tisss.
The ladies sail into some cruise stories where we find out about a lovely lady that had the hots about Alyssa! Kristen then goes on to share more hilarious awkward stories from the past - including the time EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HATED ALYSSA.
To close out, the ladies do a quick taste test - something spicy & something cold, but not as spicy as the beanie baby rap Alyssa drops for us! The beanie babies segway into grandparent collections, let us know what your grandparent collection was and if you still continue it. Will you wish upon a troll?
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
I was gonna go get breakfast tacos today after I went to the gym, and I thought that car boy number three was going to be gone already because he was going to a car show. And I was like, oh, whoa, he's in front of me. taco place and the drive thru. Because there is a black that look like a station wagon. And we have one of those that's not my car. And I was like, oh, like he's taking this car that jeans gonna buy the car show like whatever. Like, I was like, why isn't he looking at me because like have to wait? To get his attention, and then I looked at the back of the car, and it's not a kind of car waving. I was like, why is he looking? And then I realized I drove away. I didn't get tacos because the line takes for every person
Unknown Speaker 1:25
Hey, Hey, sister. Hey, we have a guest guest
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Kristin, my sister Sister
Unknown Speaker 1:48
if you don't mind, I have a couple of little social stories. I want to also mention because I just keep having really bad social anxiety. But I got this pool card for the pool that's across the street from our house. Oh, so like, it didn't work the first time I tried it. But it's been hard to like, test it because I've been trying to test it at different days on those different times. But it's been hard for me to do it because I've been trying to do it when no one's there. Walk outside my hair people. I'm like, Oh, I was just going to check them later.
Unknown Speaker 2:24
Yeah, cuz then they're gonna be like, Oh, do you need help? Like, yeah, I'm into the pool. Boy, yeah. And
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one day I was like, Okay, I'm just gonna suck it up and do it. And then like, I did it, and there was a lady there. And I was like, Okay, well, I can't like turn back now. So it's typing in like code and it wasn't working and that for like, the third time I try it. I saw her like kind of start to turn and then I was like, good and like walked towards me. And I was just like, yep, just fucking went home. Anyway, welcome, Kristen. I kind of derailed it for a second.
Unknown Speaker 2:55
No, that was very relatable. I try to avoid people when doing stuff like that to do you
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try to avoid people Kristen as much as we do all the time. Every day,
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she works at a popular local Texas grocery chain. That has a buddy sorry, I don't know why I'm being so weird. But yeah, I have to deal with people all the time. And probably I have to try to hide from them all the time. Oh, I'm sorry. She tells me the weirdest fucking stories. I mean, I think I told the pizza row one on the podcast. Yeah. Coworker Oh, yeah. Yes. But she just gets weird customers to like the I don't know people are just weird.
Unknown Speaker 3:42
Actually, like two days ago. Um, so we have a lot of vendors in and out of the store. And there's this old man he's probably like in his mid to late 60s That works for blue bill. And he was I just called him out sorry guy.
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Killer Texas for them and he
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was going to the freezer to get some some ice cream is stuck out and he just straight up winked at me. All right, guy.
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Like, like,
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it was definitely like intentional. Like, Hey, lady.
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I feel like it
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was a in a sexy type way or like a dad grandfather type of way where they're like, Hey, kiddo,
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I'm really unsure.
Unknown Speaker 4:39
Have you watched friends? Do you remember the one scene where Rachel has something? It's like an opening of an episode. She has something in her eyes, which is kind of blinking, doing things. So he starts to wink back?
Unknown Speaker 4:53
I don't know. I feel like it was intentional, but I don't know how it was intended. How did you receive On Did you just I probably gave him a fucked up look
Unknown Speaker 5:06
I feel like I would have just like looked away very quickly and I'm like I don't exist
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yeah I just like looking the other direction like okay I'm
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sorry I exist
Unknown Speaker 5:17
Well speaking of people that did and probably still do exist or yearbook for some reason I graduated in 2006 and Kristin did in 2008 He's pew pew pew I graduated high school or we did graduate a long time ago
Unknown Speaker 5:40
yeah um, but
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we were like talking about creepy teachers we've talked about several of Jamie's creepy teachers on here before but there's this one teacher that me Kristen remembered being like really attractive
Unknown Speaker 6:02
girls in your school right? common amongst the Oh yeah.
Unknown Speaker 6:06
Yeah, for sure is the general consensus
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is yearbook picture me and Jamie were both like, why?
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Like, oh, maybe he wasn't as dope as I remember.
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I was like, Yeah, I
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can kind of see it. Especially if he has a good personality. I'm I'm an asshole.
Unknown Speaker 6:38
But he kind of reminded me of a very young like, what did I say doc
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Shepherd is very young doc shepherd with the crazy hair.
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goofball kinda vibe.
Unknown Speaker 6:51
If he went to Georgetown High School, let me know. And I remembered what it was we didn't say his picture. I said I was like it holds up. Cave and pulled up like his current Facebook picture or something and we're both like granddad's? Yeah, what are you gonna say something? Nope. All right. Like I'm talking too much. She's not getting a chance
Unknown Speaker 7:24
awkwardness runs in the family. So I'm here.
Unknown Speaker 7:28
That's what we're documenting on this episode.
Unknown Speaker 7:30
Yes, the Babbitt family. Awkward Jean.
Unknown Speaker 7:36
Um, I have a small update. Um, I talked about playing with Pound Puppies in the ditch. Alone at recess on my last on the last podcast episode is so fun. I have a friend and I'm gonna pull up the message. But uh, so I posted that picture. I shared it on the story with like the that you posted on Instagram with the Pound Puppies and then I shared it in a story and then she responded and she said, Oh my god, is this the episode about us playing at recess? I was like, Oh my God, you played with me and like with the Pound Puppies and the ninja at recess and she was like, I definitely played Pound Puppies in the ditch with you big gray one and lots of tiny ones. And yes, I had a bunch of the little tiny ones I
Unknown Speaker 8:36
love the little tiny
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and then she said I also remember trying to dig a hole to China on the other side of the basketball courts near the fence. I can't believe some of the stuff that teachers let us do. And I was and I guess we stopped doing that so because we realized that would take too long
Unknown Speaker 9:04
so we wound up changing our plan to make an underground clubhouse with different rooms for all of us to hang out in. Oh, so that sounds pretty cool. Also, I feel like ties in with our cave thing like a desire to have like a closed off clubhouse away from the world always seeking caves and she's like an interior designers now. So I felt like that's very fitting for her. But that's my pound puppy update. So sometimes I did have a friend that played in the ditch with my friend. I'm not saying your name because I just don't know if you want your name on here.
Unknown Speaker 9:42
I have another no update but thing we've talked about before the weird words segment. Yeah. Which I felt like we need a theme song that's like trapped. Weird. Like Wayne's
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World? Yeah.
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already are clambake Oh yeah,
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um one of
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carboy Number three's ants I guess like her and her daughter are really close like karwi Number three's cousin. And on Mother's Day a couple years ago she posted a picture of her mom
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though he's like it's so weird but
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it's weird I mean it's not it's great I'm just saying like like each other which is weird she posted this picture on Mother's Day and it was like Happy Mother's Day to my mom she's such a dime piece
Unknown Speaker 10:52
like, is that like oh? Like a cheap poker like a dime a lot. But I looked it up and it just means like a good looking woman but I just think so weird. But that is a very awkward way to talk about your mother so fucking John my mom's attractive as
Unknown Speaker 11:16
I feel like maybe that term was made a very long time ago when 10 cents was a lot maybe we need to upgrade that term to be
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$100 Bill
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Yeah, my mom was a 1k I don't know
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dime piece Sister please know
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so weird word. You also had a word.
Unknown Speaker 11:53
I've seen this word multiple times lately that I had like never heard of until recently. And both instances of me seeing it were on like watching a horror movie or show with the captions on. Oh, and the word and it kind of makes me cringe a little bit like how most people don't like the word moist. squelching.
Unknown Speaker 12:18
That's nasty as fuck. Yes. It is awful.
Unknown Speaker 12:22
So the first time I saw it was in the movie hereditary. And the second time was in the newest season of Stranger Things. I was squelching. No, it was just in the captions it said squelching noise
Unknown Speaker 12:36
I really try sculpting with birds but I guess any loud.
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Like squishy gross. Like
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feels disgusting to you.
Unknown Speaker 12:47
It makes me tense up a little. Yeah, kinda like that either. It does feel a little discomforting. Maybe try to set the
Unknown Speaker 12:56
mood. Yeah. Interesting.
Unknown Speaker 13:00
I feel like he's doing a little extra stuff when you have the captions on.
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Yeah. I like him. carboy number
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three doesn't.
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Yeah, point number one.
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This fucking boys
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off and I'm like, but I can't hear it.
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won't know what's going on.
Unknown Speaker 13:23
This morning at the gym. I felt bad. I felt like I keep talking about the gym. Yes, the juice
Unknown Speaker 13:36
Yeah, so when I was being a gym rat, morning, I just like I felt like I couldn't fucking hear anybody. And I just kept being like, what? And I just I don't know what was going on today. But Ashley, my friend with the bumblebee costume for Halloween. She was like, You need one of those like old timey things that you like put in your ear and it's like a horn. I really needed
Unknown Speaker 14:08
you started that. It was like a hearing aid.
Unknown Speaker 14:12
No. A giant giant horn.
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So retro. Bringing.
Unknown Speaker 14:20
Oh, yeah. Okay, Babs. So you have a crew story that I guess forget. Forgot to talk about? Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 14:27
So back in 2018. We went on a cruise together both of our first cruise. And it's funny with 1000s of people on the ship. You continuously run into the same people over and over. Yeah, it's fucking weird. And there were these two women that we kept running into primarily at the piano bar. And we really couldn't decide if they were just friends or if they were a couple. I I remember that and there was like we went to the piano bar like almost every night yeah
Unknown Speaker 15:05
it was awesome because it was fucking awesome and we're like go up next to the piano player and saying he would do that but I was like we're on a cruise yeah different rules in the ocean dressed up
Unknown Speaker 15:23
oh we did I guess a couple nights right yeah like a more formal night but if you requested a song and he was like call you if they're gonna sing with them and it was super awkward but yeah, it was fun when you're on a cruise ship bucket I'm the hottest person on people let me put on the show the piano guard guy first of all it was like funniest book but these two women we kept running into and there was like one particular night that both of them and both of us like had a lot to drink and so we were like really feeling it just like jamming along with this piano guy and I so
Unknown Speaker 16:16
back they were definitely lesbian but they were together not but one of them totally had the hots for Alyssa
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sorry I'm yelling
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and during some song I really wish I could remember what song it was she like pulled Alyssa there with her next to the dancer
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yeah
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earlier thing like holding hands this random woman
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I feel like I could have like brought her home and we could have been a throwable like very enthusiastic totally forgot about that
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remember I mean this woman like we had been drinking but this woman was like
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tread yeah like in a gross way about the threat
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remember her like leaning into you and being like you're beautiful
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spring into my soul believe I forgot about this
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book
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so I showed Jamie like videos of the people dancing it it's so fucking weird. Like, if you've never been on a cruise, or at least a trash cruise. I mean
Unknown Speaker 18:28
we're gonna trash cruise.
Unknown Speaker 18:30
I mean, they're fucking awesome.
Unknown Speaker 18:31
It's pretty fun. Yeah, I wouldn't go again. Like we shouldn't go again sometime. Yep, but I forgot what I was gonna say but another thing just popped into my mind like that cruise ship catching on fire. Like you sent that to me the other day?
Unknown Speaker 18:45
I thought it was funny that was the ship we were on really
Unknown Speaker 18:52
damn yeah like if they would have been like out at sea they would have fucking died like the share of the ship would have burned I mean they could get out but
Unknown Speaker 19:01
there was another one I saw not a fire but like a one ran out of power I think or something where we go in the middle of ocean Yeah, and they were standing there for like Oh yeah. Like it was insane and then like you know with when you lose the power then kind of have issues with the the water and stuff on the ship and so like the poop was an issue and they they just told everybody to pee in the shower, I think and then like the showers got backed up and so just laying
Unknown Speaker 19:35
in bed people were waffle stump and to I'm going to note that worse
Unknown Speaker 19:46
did you guys oh, sorry. No, go ahead.
Unknown Speaker 19:48
Did you guys ever witnessed like people being late coming back to the cruise?
Unknown Speaker 19:54
I don't think so.
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No.
Unknown Speaker 19:58
I don't think so. But that's why I like in my cautious state. I only do like stuff off the boat that's like with the company. They won't leave you behind.
Unknown Speaker 20:10
Outside thing they can just leave you.
Unknown Speaker 20:12
That's a good plan. Yeah, I've seen some videos where it's like they're waiting for people. They're leaving late because they're waiting for people to arrive and like, the whole crew is Cruise is just like dying as the people get on or whatever. And I'm just like, oh, fuck that situation.
Unknown Speaker 20:30
We do have a titanic moment when we left Galveston though. We went up and waved did everybody
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and we saw dolphins that was pretty cool.
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Leo DiCaprio was there
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and then he was like, your beautiful real party
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rips off her mask and she's
Unknown Speaker 21:02
okay, but legit. Like, I wish they had a party like that on our cruise ship like on Titanic, like in Irish dancing.
Unknown Speaker 21:11
Or might have been wasn't that one true in the like, it was like for the crew in the Yeah, the crew station area where there were like, you can't hang out with the upper class.
Unknown Speaker 21:26
Do like I've seen videos of the underside of the boat like that, that the people that work on the ship live in and like it's fucking terrifying because they're like, under the water level. So they like don't have windows and shit. No fucking way.
Unknown Speaker 21:39
Filling. I get really sick.
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It's making my chest
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tight. Like, small room. No windows, and you're just getting like knocked around.
Unknown Speaker 21:50
Oh. I only felt like we're on a ship like
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once or twice. Other than that. It didn't even feel like you're moving. Yeah, where
Unknown Speaker 22:00
were you like above sea level or?
Unknown Speaker 22:02
We were on the first day. So we're like on the bottom. Okay, okay, um, so below sea level. Yeah. You know, shit hit the fan. We were getting like pedal up like that old couple on Titanic. But luckily, that didn't happen.
Unknown Speaker 22:21
Like we get on a plane for that because like, oh, yeah, definitely think about as well.
Unknown Speaker 22:28
Like, I remembered another cruise thing, but
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for dancing waiters.
Unknown Speaker 22:34
Now, I don't remember what it was. I'll try to think of it. I mean, I feel like we've talked about this cruise line. We've been on like three or four. It's like, okay, this is a podcast where my part of the talking is talking about this. 2018
Unknown Speaker 22:49
If any kind of employees are listening, look it up.
Unknown Speaker 22:53
They always send me shit in the mail. They're like, you took a cruise in 2018 Like, I'm gonna send you shit every day. Do it again.
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Yeah. Oh. Sorry. I felt like a
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cruise was forever. But came up. How some funny, awkward stories.
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Do I? Yes.
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Do you do you have your 21st birthday?
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Oh, yes. So
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I'm surprised that I even drink after my 21st birthday.
Unknown Speaker 23:31
That's a great way to open.
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It was dating a real shitbag at the time like I usually do.
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And quick interjection interjection sorry, but I have to point out that he was like really like heavily tattooed and he had a moose tattooed on his knuckles. So he had a moose knuckle and I liked that about him, but I didn't like my child.
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That was one cool thing.
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So
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he was like, significantly older than me, like, seven years or so. And so him and his two friends that were a couple decided to take me out for my 21st birthday. So I'm 21 They're all like 28 or 29. So like, they've been drinking for a long time. So we go out to the square and sand mark is for any of you Central Texas folks. And there because it's also a college town on your 21st birthday. Like if you show them your ID they'll give you like a free shot or a free drink or whatever. So we go out at midnight when I'm freshly 21 and hit already pre-games at the friend's house beforehand. So like from midnight to like 115 to 130 You bar hooked and I continuously got like free drinks and shots at every bar we went to that were probably every kind of alcohol imaginable because not yet learn to stick to you know one or two. And these assholes didn't tell me that they kept bugging me so I proceeded to get completely shit faced. I don't remember the last bar we were at, I kind of want to figure it out and go back there I remember the last drink that they fed me they were like forced feeding me drink. It was a hurricane. So you know, bad on the end I'm gonna turn out well. I remember being like I was bathroom and went to the bathroom. Suddenly like had explosive diarrhea and also was vomiting
Unknown Speaker 26:05
she was crawling
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and I also like her at the time so I had smoked a lot of cigarettes too. Because you when you drink you smoke and was it that kind of like belly ache that you get from smoking or it was like that in the mixture of liquor and like I don't know what I had eaten that day. Nothing I just remember going in the end I mean keep in mind San Marcus like college town this bathroom was probably fucking gross. And so I was just there like, was explosive diarrhea holding the trash can that was probably like for period products,
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like tampons.
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Just like shitting and vomiting. It's the same time and I don't know how long I was in there. But I remember feeling like I wanted to die a little bit. And I just remember you know how girls are in public bathrooms like friends and barback your besties Yeah, I just remember all these women like knocking on the door at different times. Like are you okay? Sweetie? Can I get you something?
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I love the alliances that are formed and like drunk. women's bathrooms. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 27:34
Oh, yeah. That was my 21st birthday.
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Don't forget that you missed your beat a dinner Yeah, break.
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So we eventually made it back to the friend's house. They lived in Kyle so it wasn't that long of a drive and I stayed sick like this was probably like borderlining alcohol poisoning looking back on some of those Yeah. Cuz I like was up half the night still sick. And I remember being in the shower in the morning like dry heaving. Just like sitting down and I was supposed to drive you know, an hour to Georgetown to have my birthday lunch with my family. And I couldn't make it there. Because I was still fucking sick. They all went out to dinner without my 21st birthday. Party is it like because we went out at midnight that day? It was actually my birthday. I think the whole fucking damn on my birthday.
Unknown Speaker 28:44
That's I'm sorry that happened. They all went to dinner.
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Now they were like, well, like this junk bed. And it was probably like IHOP or something.
Unknown Speaker 28:55
I tried I think I think it was chatters I don't remember I don't remember why I think that but I think it was shattered I
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remember at some point that day having Dairy Queen once I can finally eat something. It's funny because like now Kristen like doesn't really drink I mean like you will but I do but not like
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saying what other story
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we have my neck my back.
Unknown Speaker 29:31
Yeah, so Alyssa recently we went to Waco because that's where our tattoo artist lives. Shout out grass. Whoo. Whoo. Art by grass, I think on Instagram tattoos by Greg tattoos. Okay, so yeah, Alyssa. St.
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only got one from him. I don't really know.
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Like 10 or 12. But, um, so we went a few weeks ago, and somehow it came up up, that we were gonna listen to that song, I
Unknown Speaker 30:02
don't even know what it's actually called. That's what it's called, came up because sorry, I felt like I keep cutting you off again. But we're talking about I told this to Jamie but I don't think I talked about it on the podcast, like, when I started going to pole classes, like they had music on the stretch, song, my neck, my back, stretching, and the lyrics are absolutely fucking filthy. I mean, they're, they're a lie, just like, silently listening to the song stretching, stretching. So that's, I think that's why we're trying to look it up. It's like, it's so nasty. Like, let's listen to it.
Unknown Speaker 30:43
So, we're like, we want to put this song on in my car, I'm driving. And so she's like, let me do it. But she has an iPhone and I have an Android and I don't like we don't know how to use each other's phones properly. Just click the little voice button and you know, tell you to what song you want to listen to and it'll pop up. And so
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she gets as close
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as possible to my phone's mounted on on the dashboard and clicks the button and goes my neck my back
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like right up to the phone to
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take I don't really I have Siri turned off and like occasionally I'll do like voice today, but I don't feel like I have a thick like accent but I guess my phone thinks like, it always like fucks up what I'm saying. So I've learned very clearly and enunciate. So robot will my neck, my back
Unknown Speaker 32:08
but I mean, we got the song so it works.
Unknown Speaker 32:11
Yeah. Nice. Nice. Is that what the song is called? Is that my neck? My back? Yeah. Yeah,
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matzah things that are weird to listen to a stranger.
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While you're working your butt out here doing stuff.
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Very intimate wearing
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stretching in silence like oh my.
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Yeah, um, do we have any other
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Kay brown stories?
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How are we on time? Oh, cool.
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I was like, I feel like I've talked too much. It's gonna be like an hour already. Well,
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I remember this one time. Probably one of the times I was most mad at Alyssa gonna talk about this. So for some reason as a kid, like I acquired bunk beds, even though we had separate rooms, like our aunt had them for whatever reason, because she didn't have children at the time. I don't we would stay with her fairly frequently. So maybe have they're gonna get rid of them when she started having kids and I acquired them for some reason. I don't know
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your child signals back. And I mean, like,
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I so I was like alternately, I'll say better with sleep on. And I guess at this moment in time, I was sleeping on the top. Which was cool, because I was like, right by the ceiling and like, so it was nice and cold if they're nice to the fan. I don't know how old we were. No idea.
Unknown Speaker 33:54
I was probably like 10 to 12. So I shouldn't say younger than that. Because if they got rid of them when they had Adriana, I was like nine when she was born.
Unknown Speaker 34:02
Okay, well, maybe she was like 10 or 12. And I was like, seven to nine. I don't know. But I woke up in the middle of the night one night and she's just sitting on the edge of my bed like a fucking weirdo. And I'm like, come up here and to like what the fuck up and she's just sitting there
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and I'm like,
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doing and she's just like, do feel good vomits from the top bunk beds? Oh, my Lord. I mean, I guess I probably wasn't cursing at the time but I didn't feel good and I wanted to be like directly under the ceiling remember being close to the air flow yeah
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our parents like wake up to me like screaming it's like, we
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think they still have that carpet. I bet that fucking stain like red
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because she was like, five feet up in the air like Hawaiian
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hunched or something.
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But like they woke up to that they come in there and we're like, both on my bed and they just like puke all over the floor. Like a fucking crack. Or like we're like, fucking like, the bathroom is literally like six feet of the fucking man
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and he was like, why weren't you and your
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recently got a new carpet
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I'm gonna find that stain. We're going there later.
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Like, if I was a little older, I would have been like, you fucking idiot. Like, what were you thinking? And I remember
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she was walking around her room and she was like gathering
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remember being like, Why couldn't this have happened in her? She ruined my life.
Unknown Speaker 37:33
Oh, oh,
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that's one of the like Top things on my list when we started the podcast and started thinking topics, like throwing up from the top. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 37:46
specifically remember something about the fan and you were like, I wanted to be close to that.
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I'm still always like that.
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Cuz tom tom.
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That happened in my house. Someone would have pushed the other one off of the fucking shut them down. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 38:12
sorry about that one. Oh, man. I'm trying to think of Oh, one other thing that we have left it a
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lot. Like, I think I've told you this. Did you have a yak back? There might have been like, more
Unknown Speaker 38:30
like a mid 90s thing? I don't know. I don't know, maybe. Okay. But it was basically like before, thinking that you could press a button and record and then it would like play back and you could do like, I don't know, maybe like 10 seconds or something. And so we would be fighting. And she would be like, I'm gonna get you in trouble. Hit the button on the back and like screaming play for parents.
Unknown Speaker 39:01
Endlessly record but it would only play back like the last thing that you recorded on it. So I would just be like, I'm gonna get you in trouble. And be like, I'm gonna go play this
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crew and blackmail you with it.
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Yeah, we didn't really get along until we're adults. Like, I'm really happy that we do now and you know, we're like friends now and stuff but yeah, for a while. I was like, fuck this like, take my clothes and stuff like that and be like Do you have any stories of your entire family hating you like that?
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Um, I I don't know. I might have to get back to you on that. Nothing comes to mind immediately. I was kind of
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the the doorman Uh, like I just want everyone to get
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I was the scared dog of the family. That's the only way I can
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I don't know I feel like you know, I feel like the story kind of represents like my childhood like I feel like everyone is always fucking pissed at me but now I have fun yay
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now we laugh about our trauma
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she sent me this tech talk the other day and it was like, Is that even a road trip with your sister if you don't go from like, talking to childhood trauma to singing Britney Spears? Or something of like, which is
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exactly what we did on our last
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Yeah, I sent I sent the I think he sent that to me and I want my sister
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perfect. Um yeah, I don't think I've had
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like my entire family hate me. I mean, I probably have definitely but there's nothing's coming to mind at the moment listeners please write us
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in. This could be really funny.
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Oh, man. Can you think of any other childhood stories?
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I'm sure there's a lot and I'm so like, write a collection. We can probably write some like crazy ass memoir. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, um, do we have anything before we do our taste testing? Did you have your did you want to talk about your deaths? I will say the tasteless
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stuff because I think that will be like right at time. Gotcha. much so. Okay,
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I'm gonna go get the thing if you want to start Oh tasting.
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So we have here
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Pringles scorching.
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Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add I went to Walmart today and saw lots of trashy snacks. So that's what these are.
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Oh, yay. So just just like a section, trashy snacks. Um, first we fees presents hot ones last Kellyanne taste viraday Sounds like a bitch sauce. Is this one of the bitch sauces. Oh, here we go. So if you're looking at the pepper
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that's it has this really units on it? Um,
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I'm looking for a number but I don't see the Scoville unit.
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I just as like Daraja scan.
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I am disappointed that it's like hot ones branded and doesn't have the Scoville units on
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it. But we will see if it does hot. It even has the pepper. Yeah, but doesn't show where it's at on the pepper. It's just there to scan. I'm gonna scan it and see what it says. It smells spicy.
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Like straight up jalapeno juice.
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French ASMR these bitches two chips I like it. Yeah, it's it's spicy. Um, I kind of like it. It's a there's some kind of like sweet flavor in there that I can't really place but anyway. These are good if you like spicy stuff. I think there'll be on the like trashy chip aisle.
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Trashy shirt. I trying to think on a scale of
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the spiciness you know, it's past like fast food spicy. What were your thoughts on them?
Unknown Speaker 43:55
pretty spicy. Not like insanely spicy, but that's good. I could snack on a few or several.
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Seven. So this isn't ice cream.
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They'll try it tell me what you think it is.
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For some reason I'm just like this is macaroni and cheese ice cream doing
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a sniff test. What does it sniff like?
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I don't know why but my brain is stuck on macaroni and cheese even though like it's not what are needed. kind of scared to know. Yeah, I kind of have to
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like get cramps guess and I'll tell you
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what to say. What do you think it is?
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I don't know. I mean, it might be macaroni.
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It's macaroni and cheese.
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Macaroni and Cheese ice cream.
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It just looks like
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I can see it kind of like us like the powder and then like melt that looks like the cheese at the bottom. Oh Lappin
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it. I like it.
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I don't think it really tastes like it but I can see where they're going. Yeah. It makes me not want to eat it.
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I think I'm gonna say I'm not a fan.
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Yeah, I don't know like if they also have
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a Grey Poupon flavor that just came out. I've been seeing this one on tick tock for a while. And I was like, that's kind of expensive. It's like five bucks for a pint. And I'm like, what if it's gross? But they had it on sale, since they have the new line of Grey Poupon ice creams coming out, man, that's fucking weird.
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Yes, funny, Grey Poupon.
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What I wanted I think it's Walmart, which I never go to fucking Walmart. But they have like Little Debbie flavored ice creams.
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I've had the zebra cake. It's fucking delicious. And the Christmas tree cake one around Christmas. It was literally the best thing I've ever eaten
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shit. To get those. It was super. I think they have a strawberry shortcake one which is like, my go to Debbie.
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Are y'all a Debbie household Jamie?
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Um, no, they were they were a little expensive. Um, we were a whatever. Sam's Club like, snacks. Where
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was her clinch?
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Choice.
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Sam. Sam's choice, I think is the Sam's Club one. Oh, sorry. I'm stupid. Kirkland is Costco. Yeah. And I think I remember for a particular amount of time they were carrying in sync gummies. So yeah, that was pretty awesome.
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We were a little Debbie household. I still remember where they were kept. Like, picture them.
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Where they kept her hidden.
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They were in the cabinet. And when we go there later, I'm gonna see if they have any stashed away. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I feel like my dad was a Little Debbie.
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But it was him.
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My dad would hide some of his like special candy around the house. I wouldn't let him know when I found one. A stash that was five and a
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half to give the macaroni ice cream like a two out of 10.
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And yeah, I'm finishing mine. I think it's pretty good. I'm just it's kind of weird at the end. Least chips though. I'm
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all about. Yeah, sir. Good.
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Yeah, the chips are good. Ice cream. I'm just I just don't think I'm a fan of the flavor.
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of it.
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It does look like macaroni.
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Just maybe my brain was just too much like this is not supposed to be ice cream.
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I think that's what it is. It's just like the flavors. Not bad.
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But that's why I didn't want to know what it was. Because now that I know that it's macaroni flavored. I'm
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like, Nope, can't do it. To me, it's kind of like
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it's really sweet. And then you kind of get like a caramel taste and then it turns into macro. And I'm into it.
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Jamie's deep and thought Yeah,
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I just tasted it again. And I'm just like, like, I don't like it but I'm trying to decide why I don't like it. I don't know. It's just I think it's
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like
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just when the tech the flavor of the macaroni and cheese kicks in. Because it is it's like a Kraft macaroni and cheese because like it just tastes like Kraft I don't
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remember if it said it was specifically
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Kraft or not. Um
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so just feels weird in my mouth. I don't know if it's like my brain just playing with me but I feel like I just get like a weird coding. Yeah, you have changed my
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section of Walmart I bet it's free value macaroni ice cream.
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No, it's like a fancy brand so like when Yeah, that's why I haven't bought it for a little while because I was like this is expensive.
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But sorry, I don't
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know I like it. So I'm glad. But I was like I could see how this could be actually shitty and I wouldn't eat it. So I happen to have friends eat it
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the swell out of my face. I feel like if you if you're a huge fan of macaroni and cheese like you would definitely
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like this. But yeah, I just don't know.
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I went back to the hot ones chips to get the gross macaroni flavor out of my mouth.
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Think I'm gonna go for the bushes chicken,
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sweet tea. I'm finding what Rand it is Van Leeuwen. It's like two words interesting. Von Dutch
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Vonda trucker.
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I watched did you guys watch that documentary about it on Hulu? Oh,
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I didn't know there was one Don't waste your
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time on it. I got sucked in by the preview because the preview had like, all these celebrities kind of like cycle on to like a headshot thing. And like, you know, they show him like the Vonda chat and then it's just like Paris Hilton. She's like, Oh, I remember this and then just like different celebrities being like, yeah, like saying stuff about it. And then it's like literally
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all that they had
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those celebrities on for was what was shown on the commercial. And then the rest was just the people from Vonage talking about it. And it was I'm gonna have a Von Dutch resurgence. Yeah, well, it was it was super dumb. So some of the stuff and von Dutch was done. Like, what is it? The Creative Commons, um, like the level where it's like free. Yeah, he's you don't have to, like have any royalties. So someone took one touches all the stuff he had on there, made the company out of it. And it was basically just a bunch of like, drugged up. People just doing stupid shit. Like it was. It was just really dumb. Like, they talked about how some chick got, like, super messed out and then just like, went and did like a cartwheel in the middle of a party. And then they were like, oh, yeah, get her out of here. She's so messed up.
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And then I don't
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know that was a little that was like it was like a waste of my time. I don't know. It was just very, don't waste your time on it.
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If you have pictures of you and Yvonne that chat, please send them to us. Or Jenko jeans or gencos Juicy Couture. Oh, yeah. What I got one of those tracksuit. Yeah, I got it for free. It's like from the early 2000s.
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Do you have it now? Or like a long time ago? Yeah, just recently
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got it like a couple months ago. It's a little bit small on me, but I'm like, I'll fit in it. Yeah, I'm not trying to be rude. I'm like, been looking at my phone. But speaking in documentaries, I found it. Over the over Christmas when I was sick and maybe had COVID I don't know, I've tested negative but I was super sick. But I watched his Beanie Baby documentary. And there's a song that this woman made for the Beanie Baby Magazine. So I thought I would play this she made a song for the magazine. Yeah, well, she made a song and it was like printed in the magazine. And she was like, famous for it when the internet was like first kind of starting.
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Like the lyrics are printed or they put like a diss. Oh, sorry. Um, I'm just like, how
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the lyrics were printed in the magazine and then like she had a cassette of her playing it. And she was like singing along with it and like showing it in the Oh, okay. In the commercial or something.
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I just imagine like a woman was Beanie Babies on her shoulders and her head like rapping about
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my hopes for this. Okay.
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I wrote a song. It's a beanie wrap. And the words just flowed through my fingers as I typed them into a computer. People have told me it's catchy. But yeah, let me tell you for about a tidy tie since we created these beads that make me hot little beans in their bodies and kids little faces in all kinds of places smuggling beads upstairs it's no light and little aliens fall on a guy named Ty's. Feeny that is a beanie. Sophie.
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All tied up so beanie ramp.
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See, I was in bed just like sneezing out snot violently everywhere and watching the beanie wrap.
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Beanie.
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Beanie.
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I like that song. It's nice. Um, and I was really hoping it was going to be a rap.
Unknown Speaker 54:29
Oh, yeah, I'm actual rep. Yeah. Maybe you could write one. You're a good rap writer. Hey, so like
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I used to collect Beanie Babies and they are not worth shit. Yeah. Oh,
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yeah. Yeah, they used to be worth a lot but now they're. Yeah, sorry. Were you gonna try to do a wrap?
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I was but now I'm scared. Through it, do it. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 54:59
Um, Okay, so this is gonna be like really bad on purpose. My name is Jamie and I'm here to say that we're gonna do stuff the Beanie Baby way Hey.
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Oh, do you why?
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You got the princess die in the summer? Literal Lockman guy. The guy Hey.
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Oh,
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alright, that's all I gotta say that feels a little influenced by Chris. Like a little of my inner Hey. Oh rhenium baby yeah the princess die Beanie Baby. I just always think of that the most because I think that was like the most expensive for a while. I could be wrong on that.
Unknown Speaker 55:51
I think they're like $50 now or something.
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They had a friend that sued collection of them like hundreds
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Do they still have them? I have no idea I'm gonna find out though. Did you guys hear ever hear about that case where the people were getting
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divorced or whatever and they had to get like a CT peeny paint
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I had other Beanie Babies in court with them like laying out on the floor like picking and choosing
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grown adults and like my support attire on the ground dividing out the
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baby like late 90s, early 2000s That's gotta be 90s
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Such a 90s
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The hippo
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thing between you guys?
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That was probably the couple
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my pitch. I think like
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when they came in Happy Meals. We got a couple of them. And I think we always got the same so I don't think we argued down a little after that. I think when they were starting to get like a little less popular. That's kind of when I got them the clearance Beanie Baby is
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missing in here
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but yeah, which did you have any? I don't your account?
Unknown Speaker 57:25
A few. But yeah, I had the Pound Puppies, some Polly Pockets, but I was really big on um, I collected like Hello Kitty and Kirby stuff for a while. Um, I have no idea where any of the stuff I collected went back in the day. And I also had like one of those collections that like your grandparents start for you basically. Yeah, it's just that thing they get you for your birthday every year because they don't know who you are as a person.
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cayabyab has bills from different cities.
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And they're sitting there collecting this
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mine was um, cherished teddies. It was a it was just like these little bear statues of like bears doing different things. And it looks I mean, it looks like something old. People would call like, like, I remember her
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perfect for you. And
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those were the same grandparents that got me a bracelet with my name on it and my name was spelt incorrectly. Yeah, anyway. Smell it. Sorry, Jay. Um, m j ai me, which seems like the right way to spell it. The way it spelled now is like jam me in my
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me is like hi, man. Yeah. Um,
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yeah, kind of Spanish speaking people pronounce my name that way. And I'm like, well, that's fine. I
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understand what you're saying. Whenever I try to type your name and my phone and I like, hit the wrong letter. It says Hey,
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me, and I like that. You can call me that. I had some some people in Mississippi. Some of my friends used to call me jams. Ford. Jim jams them to Amsterdam jams. Um, but yeah, so I had I had my little bear collection. I remember one of them was like a like Wizard of Oz thing. It was like a little yellow brick road with like a rainbow in the back and then there was like each character as like a bear. But my favorite thing about those chairs Teddy's was they had a little hidden paw print, like on each line, like hidden somewhere. And yeah, that was one of my favorite things to do was try to find the little hidden stuff. And that wasn't one of my favorite things to do when I went to Disney World a few times trying to find the hidden Mickey's and oh yeah, I
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forgot about that
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in that little penny pincher pay We're like, Dude. Anyway, yeah. What did you have a grandparent collection thing?
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Oh, no, I don't think so. Our aunt kind of started that because she would like travel a lot for work. And she didn't have kids at the time so she would always bring me in Kristen stuff. She got bells. I got snow globes. Oh, yeah, so we had um, I got rid of all mine like a while back. Like my, like, some of them were cool, but I think I kept some of them children will love these.
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I'm like, I have these bells. When am I going to do
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we don't even talk to that anymore. So it's like whatever
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Yeah, I don't Yeah, I don't have any of that stuff anymore. Like I felt like I kept on to it for a long time. I was like, this is special to me. My grandparents gave it to me and then I was like I never fucking talk to them I don't know did you play with your bears in the ditch? Or were they more of a collector's item collector's item and they were like solid like Oh, stone Matt Stone but you know like like statuettes Cambodia was one Yeah, if someone broke in I could probably definitely do damage to their face and with with one of those and my sisters was a like, Crystal Collection. Like these little crystal Lee figurines. I don't think it was like real crystal it almost looked like hot glued stuff. I mean, it wasn't it was like last but you know. And dolls, which we had a bunk bed situation and a tall dresser at which those dolls set like I level to my bunk so they were always staring at me
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no don't like that. Yeah, no,
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I'm gonna put a towel over the domes at night
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yeah I'm
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trying to think if there's like any kind of thing else like that we had a the troll doll to it was like a giant
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I just feel like something
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you want to share now it was this giant troll doll like I'm sorry I'm trying to like yeah, it was like big it was like I don't know like as big as like a child maybe a little bit smaller. It was like a big stuffed doll. But the head was hard plastic. And the eyes were like
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it was little
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size of it. It wasn't looking up and my sister said she remembers just always being nice to it because she was really good because every time
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Are you are you
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ever one time like Kristen was sick and I was like oh if you need anything just bring it to me.
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You have a favorite one?
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Oh man then you'll
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have to send a picture so you can put it
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to get a picture I still have them out I don't know why even anymore but like they were all different shapes and sizes. Yeah. But there was one in particular that definitely sounded like a bill you would use for like a butler Yeah, so I definitely use though
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so the sad thing that I thought was it dark humor just kept bad like a minute dark humor I don't know why I'm laughing It is but like I have a I ended up getting one of the like medium sized like dolls like you were talking about the trolls and I had one that was just like a you know little one and a neighbor was saying like wish. Belly
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and it's just like all dead I mean kill Robin nibin
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the belly button Problem me kids all
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at least it was for something nice and selfless.
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But he still died.
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I try I tried. I did everything I could
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trying to think I don't know if I ever tried to channel magic when I was younger. I probably did. I definitely know I did like Weegee boards and all the shit like in the bathroom mirror.
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I was always scared to do that. Yeah,
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I did always you were to I was just talking about that with someone recently.
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How'd it go?
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It's for real. I changed.
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I tried to call Beetlejuice. I remember that. Like after I watched the cartoon where it's like why is
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it this work?
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They said three times.
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My my pronouncing it right. My Ouija board was on a pizza box. Oh, we made our own.
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Oh, you made your own?
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Yeah, that's cool. Like we didn't have one and we want to try it really bad.
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Write us in if you wished on any trolls or threw up on bonks head teachers give you weird presents.
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Or the creeps? Oh, yeah. We didn't talk about that on the podcast. But yeah. I had a teacher give me some gifts. It was weird.
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Cruise stories? Yeah. Your family hated you for an incident. Yeah, it was not really in your control. Oh, thank you. You forgive
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me now. Remind me to try to get a picture of a carpet. See if the stain still there? Yep.
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I'll talk to you too, if I thank you.
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But our right,
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please could do
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at you later. Thanks to our guest K. Bam. You did great.
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Representing the socially awkward people from South Austin.
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Thank you. We need more representation because we're all out there meeting each other.
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