The ladies catch up after a visit to the race track and catch up on some freedom foods & a couple contest deaths. VROOM VROOM Fat Heads!
The ladies catch up after a visit to the race track and catch up on some freedom foods & a couple contest deaths. VROOM VROOM Fat Heads!
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
Okay, um, I remember this thing that happened to me that is pretty gross
Unknown Speaker 0:28
I met this coworker of carboy number three, and they had like, kind of like a booze cruise thing for his old job. And I met one of his co workers girlfriends. And she was like downstairs on the boat like dancin, and, like having a good time. And I went to shake her hand and it was sopping wet under a faucet, and I was so grossed out because I'm like, why didn't you like do this or be like, sorry, my hands. It was she drunker I think she was a little crazy, but it was so gross. I don't remember her name. I don't remember the boyfriend's name. And the other day carboy number two or three was telling a story. And he was like,
Unknown Speaker 1:18
talking about somebody I didn't know. He was like, yeah, the guy
Unknown Speaker 1:21
who met the girlfriend with a wet hands. Take me back. It was so gross.
Unknown Speaker 1:29
So was this. Oh, so welcome the nervous laughter podcast
Unknown Speaker 1:32
handed pupil. You sweaty fat heads. Were sweaty. Yeah, heads.
Unknown Speaker 1:41
So the co worker that George ran into was was that sweaty? Not sweating. Oh, should he touch tattoos? You was that?
Unknown Speaker 1:51
That was not okay. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 1:53
Oh, yeah, this was a different time. So we have today yeah. I'm getting the days.
Unknown Speaker 1:58
We should he tattooed Magoo. Number two was there at the track. We didn't get to see him. If you didn't listen to like Episode Two you don't know are talking about sorry. But carboy number three is to have a co worker and his nickname was shady tattoo Magoo. And then he got a younger new co worker. His tattoos were shitty. So he was shady tattoo. Magoo. Number two. Yes. And it makes me laugh so hard every time I hear it.
Unknown Speaker 2:29
Oh, sorry, let me hear about it and so on our way to the track. Well, like we were at the track and then um, the it's weird to like drive through there because you have to drive through like these different tunnels and stuff and they're not like big tunnels or like short little tunnels. But it's always scary because it's like am I like, like worried that I was going to drive on the tracks
Unknown Speaker 3:02
the Americans by the way, yeah. Huge intimidating track with hills and yeah, curves and
Unknown Speaker 3:09
cars like go fast. Um, and so yeah, it was funny because we're driving through one of the tunnels and they have this like really cool little. I just called I referred to it as a cave on my note. It was like, I was just like, oh, like I want to go in there and Alyssa was like yes, it's perfect for hiding
Unknown Speaker 3:37
picture of it online, but it was just like a whole long section like maybe as long as the tunnel Yeah, so just like carved out of the wall
Unknown Speaker 3:47
with like, a walkway on top of it. So it was like oh, yeah, the perfect little place to hide. I don't know if that's usually what people look for. But I found out that Alyssa and I kind of Yeah, like to drive on that. So
Unknown Speaker 4:03
we're leaving and we kind of got turned around because like some gates were closed and we thought we could go out to them. And Jamie was like, Hey, drive the car into that cave
Unknown Speaker 4:18
right there. And I was just I don't know just seemed like a nice little place to hang out. I guess like I just like weird hidden places to hang hang out but could have been Neverland Ranch my child Um, oh, that also reminds me I used to um, did you ever have Pound Puppies? Yeah, I had one I used to bring like my Pound Puppies to school and then for recess. There is this huge like ditch thing in the middle of the playground. So I just go in in there and play with my my son Okay so, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 5:06
did they ever get too dirty from being in a ditch like dusty, I figured they
Unknown Speaker 5:12
get a little dusty but it was like I could just like pat it off like it wasn't like a ditch. That was like grassy. It was like just fully dirt and like, it was like almost like a small like, Grand Canyon kind of caved out cool kind of thing. And my Pound Puppies range.
Unknown Speaker 5:32
Pound Puppies falling off the cliff.
Unknown Speaker 5:37
And all the other ones are watching just like remaking the Lion King.
Unknown Speaker 5:42
Like, have you seen you've seen midsummer right? Yes. When like the old man jumps off a cliff and like face plans. Like, if you haven't seen his summer look up but guy jumping off a cliff saying because it's shocking.
Unknown Speaker 5:57
That is my pound puppy. Little girl playing alone and I think it's safe to say I'm kind of a feral child. Um, but back on topic. Let's get back on track.
Unknown Speaker 6:17
I wish I could have seen the sassy head bob. She said back on track
Unknown Speaker 6:22
off and maybe redo it? Yeah, the only thing? Oh, the only other thing I have written down is a toll noises. We were we're really kind of like, impressed with the garage there. The other tracks we've been or I've only been to one, I don't know how many tracks you've been to. But is it safe to say that this was like? Probably the nicest setup maybe?
Unknown Speaker 6:50
Yeah, super nice. Like, they have a place where you can park your car. So it's covered. So like whenever you're not racing, or just kind of like sitting around. And a lot of tracks don't have that. So your car gets more hot and it's just not as pleasant. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 7:06
Nice. Yeah. Yeah, you could fit like, so it was like huge and open, like all down the entire? Well, not. Not the entire building because it had like sections. So it was maybe like, there was like four cars that can maybe fit in each kind of Lot. area. So I don't know, like 20 something. I'm not gonna do math right now. Anyway, um, yeah. And there was like your own little bathrooms and stuff, too. So that was pretty sweet. Um, and I was like, because we're talking about the noise levels, too, because we're kind of worried that it was gonna be too loud and stuff. And I was like, Yeah, I thought that there would be more tool noises here just like thinking
Unknown Speaker 7:55
and I thought the same thing. It was very quiet. I don't think I've ever heard any tool noises.
Unknown Speaker 8:00
Yeah, no, I don't. It's pretty well, I did at all. Yeah, and there's people working on their cars like all day. We are letting Samuel out of the room. You just want the option. Alright. The only other thing I have written down is the Jason and pajama Dan thing. And I think you can talk about that better than I can.
Unknown Speaker 8:21
Yeah, so we have a friend named pajama Dan. That's his nickname.
Unknown Speaker 8:26
Whoa, black buddy. Pajama. Buddy, pajama Damn,
Unknown Speaker 8:30
damn, damn. Hell yeah. I'm sure he would like that. He and Jason have a shirts, they're called cool shirts. And they have like, tubing so you can run like ice water through it so you can stay cooler in your car
Unknown Speaker 8:48
has a little cooler like behind the seat with water.
Unknown Speaker 8:52
Like ice water, and it'll like pumping it through the shirt and keep you cool and stuff. And so the guys like whenever they weren't driving, they were just wearing a regular shirt so they kept like changing shirts and I don't know how but Jason and pajama Dan like had like a shirtless photo session. Normally with a shirt off,
Unknown Speaker 9:16
I mean, I know that he kept changing into it but I was just like walking by I was like Jason's taking a shirt off like
Unknown Speaker 9:21
there are a lot of shirtless car boys. Yeah, we have we have some captured on film. So make sure to share that on Instagram.
Unknown Speaker 9:31
We're funny and or did you want to explain some of the photos? Oh,
Unknown Speaker 9:36
I'm not really know if I can. It was just kind of them like in sassy poses like there's one and Jason's kind of like holding a shirt up against them. And
Unknown Speaker 9:46
they're shirtless doing this right? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 9:49
And just doing weird poses.
Unknown Speaker 9:51
Sassy carboys. Yeah. See? We also had a snack there. That was kind of patriotic. Yeah. The sorry. I'm trying to like look for the bag though. It is like a patriotic trail mix. Yeah, it's the
Unknown Speaker 10:13
cars sweet and salty mix. And it under cars that says it's the American trail mix. And I got it. And I was eating it a couple days ago and there was a white m&m. And I thought maybe it was like the trail mix was old and like the color faded. But then I realized it's an America trail mix. Now the m&ms are red white.
Unknown Speaker 10:41
It's America in your stomach. Oh, any anaphylaxis spirits when you ate that?
Unknown Speaker 10:49
No, not for me. But one of the times I ate a package of trail mix I was sitting across from Cabo number two or number one, Brandon, that has a peanut allergy. Yeah. And I'm just
Unknown Speaker 11:02
and I punched her in the face.
Unknown Speaker 11:05
I was like, what if he suddenly gets the anaphylaxis that's airborne, a wind to your eyes. And I was trying to show him the red, white and blue m&ms. And so I like held the bag for you know, again, I'm like, you don't have to judge. But like far away. Yeah. And clicking anaphylaxis on other people's definitely a fear too. Yeah, I didn't realize it was but
Unknown Speaker 11:31
yeah, now I'm scared of it. Like now I'm like, what if I have peanuts on my breath? Well, I always get scared if I um, so I don't typically keep anything he's like allergic to in the house. If I do I keep it like, away. Oh, or like somewhere that yeah, he would be like, Why is this here? Oh, there's peanuts. Or and I also just want like huge, like peanuts and drawl peanut on it. I'm just like, um, but, uh, but yeah, I just like after I eat I'm like, Okay, I'm just gonna, like rinse my mouth out really good. And like just clean it really good. Because like, and like not kiss you for like, a few hours or something. Not like we're kissing every hour on the hour
Unknown Speaker 12:21
ya know, so. So yeah, I just take like, maybe more precautions and I need to, but I'm just like, absolutely terrified of like, accidentally.
Unknown Speaker 12:33
Like the first time that we went out in the RV together, like Jason had brought a trail mix with peanuts and was eating it and I was like, Jason, you're getting killed. And then that was me today being careless.
Unknown Speaker 12:48
Now it's okay. We just won't plan any outings to like Logan's or whatever. Like that's your fucking it's your death room. Like we have another patriotic item here. Thank you. It's called a I'm just gonna start from the top of the can to the bottom. It was a beverage. It is. Oh, natural freedom. Kill cliff. Tropical thunder clean energy drink. Um, once you in that kind of reminds me of power thirst a little bit. kick you in your face with their energy lay. Um, so yeah, that's a wonderful thing. I can't wait to try. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 13:46
We've got a lot of America foods today. And does that lead into my topic? Yes, I was stupid. I didn't write down. Um, so I'm lost and trying
Unknown Speaker 14:00
to like do a drum snare but it's like not coming over because I don't have a drum.
Unknown Speaker 14:08
So I don't know. Why we i know i The other day we were talking and we're in like several groups like I'm in one called Wow, that's violently American and it's just like stupid. America stuff, you know, so let's go brand then. And just like it will be in stupid.
Unknown Speaker 14:29
Yeah. Being violently American. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 14:34
I highly recommend it if you're on Facebook. But Jamie and I were like talking about something like that, that we saw. And I was like, oh my god, do you remember freedom for us? And she did and I was happy. So I did a little research on freedom.
Unknown Speaker 14:53
Because like, I just remember it is just like a blip blip in time.
Unknown Speaker 14:58
Yeah, I guess that was before. I mean, there was internet, but it wasn't like it is today. So yeah,
Unknown Speaker 15:03
it wasn't like people were tweeting about it or if they, like, I didn't know, like two people saw. Yeah, I was in Mississippi and like nobody in Mississippi no
Unknown Speaker 15:11
Twitter, Twitter. Yeah. So freedom for us was the this is all from Wikipedia, almost, they probably just kind of read straight from the page. So credit to Wikipedia. Freedom Fries was the politically motivated renaming of French fries in the United States. The term was created in February 2003, in a North Carolina Restaurant. And this guy named Bob Ney, who's Republican committee on House administrator. He found this restaurant that had renamed them and they were freedom fries, because the US was pissed at France that they didn't want to go to war with Iraq. And they were just like, we're gonna do we're gonna do our own friendship. Your America should and I guess a lot of Americans were butthurt. Wait, did I did I say Iraq? I think I did.
Unknown Speaker 16:12
I think so. You there's Iraq or Iran. I'm sorry. I can't
Unknown Speaker 16:17
recall. I can't remember. But anyway, it's a wreck. So you know, George Bush was trying to do a war on terror and other countries were like, cool. Um,
Unknown Speaker 16:29
yeah, he'll do your thing.
Unknown Speaker 16:31
And I guess the guy that started it has a restaurant in North Carolina. The owner of the restaurant, his name was Neil Raul. And he said that he was motivated by similar actions that the United States took against Germany and World War One. And they called sauerkraut liberty cabbage. And then they renamed frankfurters hotdogs. So freedom fries, but we still and every day, claim to fame.
Unknown Speaker 17:13
Blame claim to fame. Yeah, I can say it. Claimed Frank's. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really eat hotdogs. Again. Unless they're like, I don't know. I just, I used to love him as a kid. And then like, I would put mayonnaise on them, which is really disgusting. I just saw your face. But like when I played softball
Unknown Speaker 17:39
I love my smile.
Unknown Speaker 17:43
Hello, man. I got a little butter on there. Oh, sorry. No tangent the butter. So for a long time, I didn't realize what Butter Face was. And for those who don't know, it's everything. Like everything looks good. But her face that's supposed to be what it is. So you call a girl with a unpleasant face a butterface I think everybody's beautiful. Anyway,
Unknown Speaker 18:19
no butter faces. Listen to this shit. Tell me that head.
Unknown Speaker 18:23
Y'all are beautiful. I know you put mayonnaise on your. That's okay. Um, but so I thought it was Butter Face like butter. I saw and so someone was talking shit about this girl. And he was like, yeah, she's such a butter face. And so I thought he was referring to her like having a greasy face. So I was like, yeah, she has a face only Paula Dean could blow and so like, yeah, I probably made no sense in the context of like, what it actually is. I just wanted to share that. That's awesome. Um, back to the liberty cabbage. No. Yes. What liberty cabbage ring.
Unknown Speaker 19:12
So this guy, the Representative Bob May. He decided Maga was pretty Maga but he would definitely be like guy. He saw this North Carolina Restaurant learned about the freedom fries, and he was like, that's a good fucking idea. So
Unknown Speaker 19:38
imagine thinking about that?
Unknown Speaker 19:41
Yeah, he took it to the White House. So in the cafeteria, they renamed french fries, Freedom Fries, the White House Yeah. infringed headstones freedom toast and stay that way until 2006.
Unknown Speaker 19:57
So wait, so how long was that? What was the start year? In
Unknown Speaker 20:03
2003, okay, so for three years, yeah. Oh, and then I guess like, you know, they took it off the menu and they tried to interview somebody and he was like, Who fucking cares? Like, it's not newsworthy, but I can't find this statistic that I saw earlier. But oh, here it is, in a 2005 opinion poll by Gallup.
Unknown Speaker 20:27
Eating for.
Unknown Speaker 20:32
They asked participants for this poll. If renaming french fries to French fries and toast was a silly idea or a sincere expression of patriotism. Both 66% answered that it was silly. 33 answered. It was patriotic, and 1% had no opinion. I feel like now it would be switched. And it would be like 70% think it's patriotic.
Unknown Speaker 21:01
There'll be a new wave.
Unknown Speaker 21:03
Yeah. Now Oh, Trump isn't renaming. That's boomhauer Magneto truck right? butterface Yeah, but it's just fucking crazy. And then. Oh, my favorite part. I'm sorry. Were you gonna say something? Oh, no.
Unknown Speaker 21:31
I was just looking at the thing. Anyway,
Unknown Speaker 21:34
my favorite part of the story that made me laugh out loud in response to Americans, you know, talking about freedom fries and shit. French embassy spokeswoman, Natalie luz de commented. It's exactly a non issue. We've focused on serious issues. When she was asked about freedom fries.
Unknown Speaker 21:58
That's a good response to just like a great way to shut shit down.
Unknown Speaker 22:02
Like I could give a fuck less no one in the country. We care we want to bring you guys the best hard hitting. Yeah, the freedom news if you want freedom news come to this podcast. Yeah. Oh, and the the representative that wanted to bring freedom fries to the menu, the White House. In 2007. He was convicted of charges of corruption and sentenced to 30 months in jail. He did some weird shit politically about a lobbying scandal. So yeah, Guy was shady shit.
Unknown Speaker 22:42
You could say he's politically incorrect. But I'm playing incorrect. I made that joke before, like, and yeah, someone was just like, you know, like, that's not what politically incorrect means. Right? And I was like,
Unknown Speaker 23:03
that's kind of part of the part of the joke. I'm not a comedian, I guess. Or
Unknown Speaker 23:13
you are to the fat heads.
Unknown Speaker 23:15
Not yet to me guys.
Unknown Speaker 23:18
Your freedom head ahead. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 23:23
So I'll just put that joke away. I give up trying to make that joke. Funny.
Unknown Speaker 23:30
It's the freedom joke. It
Unknown Speaker 23:31
is funny. Yeah. I just like using that incorrectly because it just plays on incorrectly incorrectly. incorrectly, incorrectly. I don't know. I just think it's funny, but it's not funny, I guess. Anyway, I over explained that joke. Um
Unknown Speaker 23:49
Oh, is there more about? Oh, um, no, that's pretty much it was freedom fries. I think that one of us should make like a fake Republican account and bring freedom fries back. I think that would be really funny. Because I think a lot of people would probably get on board. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 24:06
maybe just see if we can put it out into the let's bring
Unknown Speaker 24:11
it back to either make everyone else judge the country even more.
Unknown Speaker 24:16
Yeah, I just want to put it out there and then just let people go with it. Yeah, see if it see if it comes back. Um, and speaking of bad jokes, like oh, one I just had, I was visiting with my nephew. Well, my my nephew my sister. Well, my two nephews visiting family.
Unknown Speaker 24:43
Tell us everyone.
Unknown Speaker 24:46
Here's the list. Um, so yeah, it was an um, we were playing pool with them and then the the black eight ball landed next to the orange ball. I don't know what the number is, but it's Solid. And then my nephew was like, oh, man, those colors look familiar. And I was like, what? Like the parking garage you guys were at because it was like orange and black. He was like, No. And I was like, I don't I don't get it. And then he just like, whispered over porn that was good. Yeah. And I was like, I'm laughing really hard. I'm also very grossed out. All right. Oh, that's funny. And we also went to this pizza place. It's like, pizza, like, worked by God, like, Oh, God, let me stop that right now.
Unknown Speaker 26:00
But the place I used to work,
Unknown Speaker 26:02
it was, um, I would Oh, and I put a sticker out there. Because they had they had all these like, signs. They were like, not like good signs. It was like, it was washed out old stuff. And everyone has signed it. Like, like, just a random thing. So I was like, okay, we can put a sticker on this. And it was my sister's idea. She had them on her and have mine and she was like, oh, yeah, here. It was like, yes.
Unknown Speaker 26:26
Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 26:28
And so, um, so yeah, it was a I think it was called a big loose pizza. And I would say, I would say it's a little hokey. Because it's, they have like these gigantic, like four foot pizzas. I'll post a picture. And, um, so yeah, so anyway, um, pretty much everyone's ordering these huge pizzas and eating way more than
Unknown Speaker 26:54
they can. Leftovers that you have. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 26:58
only have two slices in there. And it's the, it's half of the one I ate. And half of the one my nephew ate, and it's pretty much a whole pizza. Or I was like, holy shit. Um, so I went to the bathroom. And was there was a just one person in line and, man, this. One of the chicks in there was just fucking ralphing her guts out. And it was like, the kind of like, you could the sound she made after it came out like Yeah, and you could tell that it was the one of those like, God, it's me again. I'll do anything if you just get me through. Like, obviously, I couldn't see her. But yeah, I could just hear that she was potentially actually touching the toilet. Maybe just because you have some time. I mean, like, it's okay, if you're at your own house, because I'm just like, oh, I don't want to touch the seat. But I just don't have to, like, put my hand on it and just I will never get in public, but I'm just the the thought I could hear from her afterwards. I was like, oh, yeah, she's really in pain. Yeah, going through it. And like, I, I guess I made a face because the person next to me like, I guess I made a face and she was just like, and I was like, ah, um, so yeah, that was that was a good time. listening. Hope you feel better. Yeah. Yeah. Hope you feel better. Hope you found our sticker. And
Unknown Speaker 28:35
yeah, like
Unknown Speaker 28:39
I mean, something. Thank you. Maybe I should have made like total noises in there to try to cover the noise for thinking. I'm just fixing the toilet. Um, and let's see, we have well, we have time for the other thing that I researched. Let me pull it up real quick. So this is just something that I thought about the other day, and this was one of the topics that intrigued me as a child piqued my interest. I was um I like to just like going on Snopes and like reading a bunch of stuff and there's some of the things on there were was kind of like a radio contests death. Or at least I think it was on there. I think I got on a tangent off of it. Um, but I don't know if you've heard of this one before but there was one radio contest put on by KD and D. It was called hold her we for we hold her we for L we um, so basically unhealthy. Yeah, exactly.
Unknown Speaker 29:59
What sorry, it's Hey, give me a second to process and like,
Unknown Speaker 30:01
you know, take, take your processing time. So basically, I'm sorry, I'm trying to open this but a lot of this I just have like, in my head living in my head. So they basically just had the people drink as much water as they could and then hold their tea for as long as I could, which can lead to good whether they call it just like water toxicity or whatever. Oh, yeah. Um, so that happened to one of the one of the contestants. I can't remember her name. Um, I guess I'm just not gonna say it. But um, yeah, so she wound up going to the hospital and she died twice she I think she died a few days later. Not like right away. She she got second place and second place was Justin Timberlake tickets.
Unknown Speaker 30:49
I think she went to Yeah, she didn't go because you know, she died
Unknown Speaker 30:58
in shock and my mouth just killed the day I'm just like, it's just crazy how accidents I guess that's an accident. I don't know. But shit like that happens. And it's like it was for nothing, basically. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 31:13
And um, the whole I'm trying to open the article because it has more of the like legal information in it. Oh, did the
Unknown Speaker 31:21
radio station get in trouble? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 31:23
yes. So this is from insider exclusive. I'm just gonna kind of like read the first little paragraph of this. In 2007 Sacramento radio station K D and D sponsored a water drinking contest that killed a 29 year old mother of three. A jury eventually found the station liable for her death but the FCC has still taken no action against the reckless intercom station.
Unknown Speaker 31:52
Oh my god yeah 29 mother of three like fuck dude Damn.
Unknown Speaker 32:01
The jury awarded 16 point 5 million compensation award which sends the message to other corporations dealing with the public but when I was reading this last night and the FCC was mentioned my brain went on immediate tangents making a little tiny hit clip length of a song two
Unknown Speaker 32:28
Ah, you're gonna read a song I mean
Unknown Speaker 32:33
this is a it's to the tune of without me by Eminem because there's that part where he talks about the FCC so my brain does so I just seriously just like 20 seconds so well probably shorter than that anyway
Unknown Speaker 32:59
so make that a song like the 10,000 tampons or whatever. Okay, so here it goes. So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me. So let me see your blood are shutting down holding up so don't hold your pizza. When are we? Like it
Unknown Speaker 33:22
or would you be okay, reading it one more time.
Unknown Speaker 33:27
Okay, channel my m&ms. Yeah. So the FCC won't let me be your let me be me. So let me see. Your lol. Sorry. You've wanted to tighten down holding up so don't hold your Peto when are we? Oh my gosh, that can take a second to absorb that. It was really good. Man me and hear me. And Amy, maybe? Don't hold your pee. Kids. Um, yeah. So I listen to Eminem for a little bit last night too, because he was trying to because like, I was like, Well, I have to listen to a song now to make sure I get like the right amount of syllables.
Unknown Speaker 34:16
Yeah. Did you ever see a smile that maybe he did?
Unknown Speaker 34:20
Oh my God, neither a very long time, but seen it?
Unknown Speaker 34:23
We should watch it. I feel like that would be a funny thing.
Unknown Speaker 34:27
We'll do like a little summary of it to you or something. Yeah. Well, we'll let you guys know if it holds up. Um, and then the other incident I have is from October 2012. And this one I don't know like, as well as the other one. Um, but a Florida pet store held a contest that consisted of eating as many like worms and insects. The insects majority really major delete majority. The majority of the insects were cockroaches. And yeah, one of the guys, I think
Unknown Speaker 35:10
it's gonna get rat lungworm disease or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 35:13
Well, we can talk about that too, because I vaguely remember some of those details about anyway. Um, I think the guy was like 32 And anyway, sorry, circle back the prize for for this contest was like, yeah
Unknown Speaker 35:37
ah, it was for like an 800 Something dollar Python was the price. Um, and so yes 30 something year old unfortunately. Passed away from if I'm not mistaken, I may have one. Um, but I guess he just I don't know if it was from the follow up or what but he there he died of a spec sheet. A spec sheet. asphyxiation. asphyxiation. There we go.
Unknown Speaker 36:14
And fucked up.
Unknown Speaker 36:16
Yeah, the Exactly. What do they call it? The corner around the corner report the medical examiner? Yeah, they their report mentioned that there was like, you know, like, just the different insect pieces, like abdomens, and all that just like obstructing the path of his car. Um, for some reason, I this is not true. I'm just saying this just because I remembered it and it sounds like disgusting and awful. But I remembered it incorrectly. But for some reason, I had to remember there was like, alive. Or like some live insects like crawling in his throat. But that is not true. But I just wanted to put that image in your head
Unknown Speaker 37:04
that's definitely an image Yikes, that's he fucking died that Yes.
Unknown Speaker 37:14
Since those and yeah, so this. These are the things I like to read about as a child. I mean, this was in 2012. So I was a little older. But you know, my interest was sparked from mainly reading about Disney World death on Snopes. Yeah. hold off until all these things.
Unknown Speaker 37:32
Damn. So do you know anything about like, if those people got sued the pet store people?
Unknown Speaker 37:38
Um, actually, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 37:42
Like boys will be boys. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 37:45
it's fine. It's Florida. We Miami is on our um, let's see a lawyer. This is from the BBC article and there's no our author on the article. A lawyer for Mr. Segal said all the contestants had signed disclaimers accepting responsibility for their participation in this unique and unorthodox contest. So yeah, I guess they probably weren't. We're not held liable. The radio station I guess didn't have people sign anything. But I don't think that they thought Yeah, I don't even think they knew like the water toxicity was like a thing and so yeah, you know, too much of too much of anything will kill you. I kind of got hooked on this YouTuber for a little bit called Oh, got chubby or chubby emu?
Unknown Speaker 38:42
I think yeah, that was good. I watched some of that. I had
Unknown Speaker 38:46
to like take a break for a while because I was just like getting like, paranoid of like, anything. I was like, am I gonna die?
Unknown Speaker 38:54
It's like, there's one I remember this guy like Chad chugged all these energy drinks like for maybe shit. I don't know if he was like a streamer or something like that. But yeah, he was heart basically exploded and like all these other body systems were shutting down and actually I think he was okay. He lived but yeah,
Unknown Speaker 39:15
yeah, a lot of people he has on their live I think but yeah, a lot of them also. Yeah. Kind of die. It seemed like a lot of his earlier ones ended with people passing away. But yeah, I remember one we're like a a person drink like a shit ton of pre workout. Like the dry the dry pre workout Chatter is true. Yeah. And he was like, gonna follow it up with like, a whole fucking can a pre workout mix together.
Unknown Speaker 39:52
I feel like if I take sometimes a normal dose is too much for me. I'm like, Yeah, I can't I can't even imagine I can like, I would probably be like, Okay, I'm just gonna die because this is like,
Unknown Speaker 40:06
even started just doing half like cuz I was just like I don't like this and then even half I was like I just know. Yeah. Um, but yeah, so yeah tell me chubby moose got some some good stuff. Oh, sorry but the I just watched one he did with a lady that ate a whole gallon of pickles. Oh and we've talked about pickles on the podcast before so yeah, I would never do that but obviously it was like too much salt
Unknown Speaker 40:35
so her body was like oh and then her brain was like ah this is too much salt
Unknown Speaker 40:41
yeah yeah um yeah that's all I have for like the contest tests and stuff but you mentioned the rat, brain rat ringworm,
Unknown Speaker 40:54
ringworm worm. I think we talked about it a while back. Okay. I
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think we may have Yeah, like the guy that got Yeah. dared to eat it to eat a slug. Yeah. And then he got paralyzed.
Unknown Speaker 41:06
Yeah. Ah, so scary.
Unknown Speaker 41:11
Shit can change super quickly. Fat heads, like we're just Yeah, fucking meat sacks. Your body can get sliced open pretty easily. I'm sorry. I just think about that. Because I'm like, if I get in a car wreck, if a sharp piece of metal just gets kind of poked out and just cuts me open like a pig like, nothing I can do about it.
Unknown Speaker 41:32
Earlier when we were at the track where we went to this big bridge, like overlook thing and like, you had to climb like a decent amount of stairs. Like to get out there. It was pretty high up. And it was like over the track. And part of a track. Yeah, like the curvy part where people could easily slide off. That was like one of the bridge just collapsed. And we fell into the cars and Jean was like, what?
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Just feel surprised. People don't think about that. Yeah,
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that's a very valid thing that can happen.
Unknown Speaker 42:07
I agree. And, and nobody else thought about it. And then gene taught us about bananas. Oh, yeah, he's three of bananas.
Unknown Speaker 42:17
That was interesting. I knew that there was something with bananas about how like, like, banana Laffy Taffy is based off of like the original banana flavor. But now the banana we have is like, different because of genetic modifications and stuff. Yeah, interesting.
Unknown Speaker 42:34
Interesting stuff. Find me find some bananas stuff to read about fat heads if
Unknown Speaker 42:39
you're Yeah, he said, there's a whole book about it. Yeah, he called it the banana
Unknown Speaker 42:43
book. So it might just be called the banana book. But I'm sure if you googled the banana book, it'll come up with some interesting things. Corn also has an interesting history of GMOs and lots of different stuff that's been tested on it. But the bridge thing reminded me of a memory from childhood. I was on a field trip and we're going to we're going to some like bank thing in New Orleans. And like those giant bridges were talking about earlier, they have like, you can't see land and stuff. And so yeah, we were going across that and I was really scared because like, over the bridge falling and I remember alligators Yeah. And I was remember talking to my friend. I was like, I was just like, okay, sure I was being overdramatic because I was like an insanely anxiety riddled like child. But I was just like, just like I mean I can just like see the headline like bus full of elementary school children on the way like on field trip dies crossing bridge that collapsed and they all drown like, What do you mean? Like your nose but yeah, you feel safe. You feel safe all the time. What
Unknown Speaker 44:10
are you talking about? The weight of the track because carboy number three like he something happened with a car when he was taking a turn and he spun out in his car was facing oncoming traffic and like all these cars were coming at him and he had to wait until they're gone to be able to like flip back around. I was like oh my god are you like scared you're gonna die. He was like, now you feel safe doing driving? Other stuff?
Unknown Speaker 44:42
I would have started bawling my god yeah.
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Like
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I remember. So in Mississippi where we used to live in this area golf court there was a this part where it was you would go to like this busy shopping center area. But you'd cross over these train tracks. And so, um, there was there was no like, track, like train crossing things. So I think it was a place where like the train will always stop or something. I don't know how it worked. I figured out a train. Yeah, I'm just gonna tell the story as it happened. So we were on the tracks, because, you know, the line of traffic was long and we're on the tracks and then, um, there was a train just like very slowly coming. And then, um, my mom was like, oh, like a train. And then I'm just, like, start spazzing out and I'm like, I'm just like, spazzing out and just like, Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 45:44
would be too. I
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remember kind of a car for some reason, but yeah, I was just like, spazzing out and my mom and my sister were just like, Calm the fuck down.
Unknown Speaker 45:57
You made a good call. That sounds fucking scary.
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I feel like my instincts work.
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His foot like hit the gas or whatever. Trains and he
Unknown Speaker 46:08
there were cars between us and Him. I remember so even though like he would have plowed other cars before us. And I think he was slowing to a stop but I still like solid car or like a train coming and we're on the tracks and my brains just like
Unknown Speaker 46:24
no, I say your instinct.
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I feel like I got some of the anxiety reliving that moment.
Unknown Speaker 46:31
Can scary like those videos you had to watch and drivers in the family gets like plowed by chain. It's so scary.
Unknown Speaker 46:40
There's like that. I know that this is like really, really old. But like in Round Rock. That busts of like sport. bald people that got hit by the train.
Unknown Speaker 46:52
Oh shit. I don't remember that.
Unknown Speaker 46:54
Yeah, they have like a memorial thing. I think there's like a Memorial Bridge and like a thing for it. What?
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How did I know? Kerry told
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me about it. And yeah, it was I guess I don't remember all the details. But yeah, they just basically couldn't like Stop the bus and time and then yeah, train hit them. And a lot of them died. One of them who live I think he wound up marrying the nurse from the hospital that helped him so there's kind of a cute little story in there. Yeah. Whoo. All right. Anything else like disasters?
Unknown Speaker 47:44
Um, nothing else disaster related, but um, back to the roaches a little bit. So you know, Chip and Joanna Gaines. The people that have those like HGTV shows and they have Magnolia and Waco.
Unknown Speaker 47:58
Oh, do they have the silos that Yeah, okay. The Magnolia silos in Waco. Okay. Yeah, they have them but I'm familiar with the style now. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 48:09
they have their shit at Target. And, like, a while back. I don't know when the show started. But carboy number three was watching Anxi like home shows like that. And he's like, Oh my God, you have to see this. And it's like, what? Well, Chip, the husband of the couple he's, you know, kind of wacky. And they take these houses in Waco that are pretty rundown and make them beautiful. And there was a roach in the house that he was showing this couple. And he's like, Hey, will you pay me $5 To eat that Roach and they're like, absolutely. And he picks up a roach and eats it? Yeah. And then I started watching the show because I was like, Oh, like this is weird. I want that to happen again but then never did.
Unknown Speaker 48:57
He's gonna get rat wrong one Yeah, wrong worm. Well rambley rat lungworm there Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 49:06
Like he's gonna have the money if he does get it get it to get treatment because they have so much
Unknown Speaker 49:13
Oh boy. Yeah. From all the other things they own. Yes. I don't understand.
Unknown Speaker 49:19
The people are just like, Hey, you want dare me to do this fucking weird crazy thing. Yeah. And then people are like, no Ah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 49:33
Have you ever done anything like that? Please fucking write in and tell us about please. Do you want to tell the thing that you did for a prize? Or not really
Unknown Speaker 49:45
the Jolly Rancher thinking about it, like should I bring it up or not? So when I was a child, very, very, very young. child like, I don't know, it's probably in like first grade or kindergarten or jump start. Don't Don't don't start first grade. Um it was from Nisa Jumpstart. It was like a software like learning software and it just had all these like little songs and stuff like that. But anyway, uh, my sister, my oldest sister was like, Hey, I have this Jolly Rancher lollipop. Whoever licks the Stoner and off my armpit and have it and I was like, fuckin sold. Sign. Like that armpit. Got a chocolate chalky deodorant. It's very chalky, like, in the way that it kind of like fries. It. I mean, I've never had chocolate like, Oh, God, sorry, just thinking about biting into chalk is just working with my brain right now. Um, but so yeah, it's a very gross, dry thing, but then I got a lovely, lovely sucker. I'm a sucker for a sucker.
Unknown Speaker 51:12
Well, do you live? So your success story? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 51:17
Um, I also want to share another short story. I don't know. Maybe like the playground stuff and just old talking about other old young kid memories reminded me of this, but um, when I was in a headstart if you're not familiar with Headstart, it's just like a little program for kids before school. I'm not like I was a smart kid or anything. I think it was like a government like, program kind of kind of thing. Like, oh, you can't afford daycare. Here's a program for your kid to also learn stuff. Um, but yeah, I was. I was playing underneath the play underneath the play place. And I had actually had one person was playing with me a little bit. But we were baking a cake with the sand. And she was like, Oh, I have to go get some sugar. So like she left. And then she never came back. And I was like, what? So I was like, let me go see? And then I don't know how I did not realize that everybody left. And I was just locked on the playground. Really scared. I remember like cry like screaming and crying just like at the gate like and someone came to get me I assume they probably did a head count. Like, like, oh, yeah, as a child that felt like a long time. I'm sure it wasn't like that long. They probably like just got inside like alright, you let's do a head count and use the bathroom and then they're like, oh shit, we forgot a kid. I'm sure they could probably hear my my cries. But hey, at least I graduated from playing underneath. Play places to playing in a ditch with clown puppies to wanting to park my car in a cave. This is the progression of
Unknown Speaker 53:23
my business started out wearing business casual size child. What would be the next step? I don't know. I didn't think Mr.
Unknown Speaker 53:34
Crombie
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wanting to wear Abercrombie.
Unknown Speaker 53:39
Oh, another thing
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I'm getting asked on next week. Great.
Unknown Speaker 53:44
I'm excited. How are you feeling next week?
Unknown Speaker 53:46
Um, you know I found that Abercrombie gift card I talked about last episode so I went to the mall by my house and they don't have Abercrombie anymore. I was gonna go and report back and now the closest one is like South Austin so next time I go I will definitely go to Abercrombie and report back about how I can't fit in anything.
Unknown Speaker 54:08
Maybe I'll try to go with you. Oh yeah, we'll get We'll sneak some pictures. Yeah, maybe we'll see the employees will take a picture with us No, I don't want to do that that feels like high school like
Unknown Speaker 54:22
we can do we can well you because I probably won't fit but you can try on outfits I can go you do a photo shoot and
Unknown Speaker 54:29
try to do you like 90 So I'll put like a skirt over the gene Um, oh, yeah, that also reminds me sorry we'll close out soon pet hubs. Um so I don't remember what I was gonna say we're
Unknown Speaker 54:48
just gonna clean up a crummy, crummy tutu over jeans.
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might have been something with the mall.
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You can jot it down.
Unknown Speaker 54:58
I feel like I think my brains just drained out right now.
Unknown Speaker 55:03
Yeah, I'm ready to like, take a shower. Stare at the TV. But it was a long day. It was hot. It was
Unknown Speaker 55:11
hot. Yeah, I'm kind of like brains do right now. Let me make sure this is still recording. Okay, it is. Okay. Good. All right. So we will go to Ambercrombie and report back. Maybe not next week, but you know, in the future in the future. We got lots to look forward to. But I hope that you fat heads consumed some freedom foods. Go ahead and spread the word on that if you want. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 55:39
let's get it going. Let's give the Donald Trump crowd anything. Guests on Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 55:46
Well, we'll maybe try to we'll focus on the important things. Yes. Freedom foods. And you guys follow us on all the socials? Nervous laughter pod
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roof. Oh, do we have a review on Audible? Yeah, we
Unknown Speaker 56:02
had a review on Audible. I believe it was from my cousin. So shout out to my cousin. Let me pull it up real quick. So I can read it was a five stars audible review. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 56:14
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Unknown Speaker 56:21
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Unknown Speaker 57:54
Podcast? Twitter is nervous laugh pod I think but we don't use off
Unknown Speaker 58:00
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cars go vroom grooving tool noises
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Oh my God looks like there was a Nathan for you thing where he was like, he made noises like out of mechanic shop and he was like
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where he had to take the lie detector test. Oh, it's so good.