Pull back the dark shades of Hollister and join Alyssa & Jamie for some awkward stories, throw backs, and a new Medical Freak Out Update Corner! Don't poop your pants!
Pull back the dark shades of Hollister and join Alyssa & Jamie for some awkward stories, throw backs, and a new Medical Freak Out Update Corner! Don't poop your pants!
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Unknown Speaker 0:01
A couple of weeks ago when we had hope on I think we were mentioned to the listeners that we're going to take a poll class. So I found a poll place by my house and I was like, Oh, I'm gonna do this. It's gonna be more like my sexy sport that I do. Have sexy sports like aerials, and you know, that's kind of a sexy sport.
Unknown Speaker 0:37
Yeah, it is funny, because I didn't really think about it like that. And then now, one of Brandon's friends was like, Oh, he was like, Oh, how was your stripper class going? I was like, stripper.
Unknown Speaker 0:52
Like, okay, like if we're like, it's a hoop. And no, I don't know, people. Don't dress sexy when they do Lear unless they're doing it anyway, I can't get it off. It's not important. Let's get back to your store.
Unknown Speaker 1:03
And then I'm like, I think I said the wrong thing. I didn't say ariels. That's something else. But oh, just something sexy sports. So I've gone for a couple weeks now. And I'm just like, so fucking. Like, I'll get there. But right now it's just like, it's in no way a sexy sport. So there's a class a new class there. And it's called, like, stage ready pole. And it's done by like, age ready? Yeah. It's taught by like, an actual pole dancer. Like, that's her job. And I was like, That's fucking cool. So we do it. And everybody's like, dressed in like sexy clothes, like legitimate sexy clothes. And the teacher is like, oh, Alyssa, do you have some heels? And I'm like, no. So already, I'm like, fuck, everybody's like super advanced. And I'm not. So basically what we're learning in that class is like floor work. So you know, like, being 60.
Unknown Speaker 2:01
I hate that so much.
Unknown Speaker 2:05
And then the worst part. The teacher is like, Okay, everybody, we're gonna do a minute of floor work. And I'll watch y'all give you tips after like three times. Literally never done anything like that before. It's just like, rolling. Like rolling the hay. At one point I just like hump the ground. teacher was like good Alyssa God Oh, fuck this ground. This minute will be over. Make an
Unknown Speaker 2:50
earthquake mega mega earthquake.
Unknown Speaker 2:52
Yeah, that classes on Tuesday night and I'm like, do I go back? I feel like if I don't go back. It's weird. And if I do go so weird, I don't know. But one of the moves that we learned was called the ass on a platter,
Unknown Speaker 3:08
which was really awesome.
Unknown Speaker 3:12
What is it you just kind of like so you're on your back and you have like your hip and one hand so you're holding your hip and then your legs are open. So your butt and your legs are like ground? Oh, yeah. On the ground.
Unknown Speaker 3:25
Okay, you're laying on your bass, are you I think you said that but I'm still imagining like standing
Unknown Speaker 3:30
I can't do it very well. I would show you I went home and I was telling carboy number three about all of this and I like tried to demonstrate it. And that was close to our TV and like console and everything. And I cut the cord for my switch Yeah, to work on being sexy.
Unknown Speaker 3:57
Yeah, I'm also um I'll tell a little bit too but first Welcome to nervous laughter
Unknown Speaker 4:01
podcast welcome everybody. We're your sexy Host. Yeah, there's a sexy cat chewing on something
Unknown Speaker 4:14
all right, I got in trouble friend Sam likes to eat plastic. That's not good. Um
Unknown Speaker 4:24
yeah, so welcome to nervous laughter podcast I'm Jamie. I think we already introduced Yeah, I guess this is gonna be us sexy intro I guess less awkward. But the first time I did like an intro to pole class, like a super well I say super long time ago, but I think I just mean before COVID Yeah, before like I even knew hope and stuff. I'm sorry. I was doing this alone. Um, so yeah, I went to the intro to pole and yeah, they really pushed The sexiness
Unknown Speaker 5:05
the on demand
Unknown Speaker 5:12
we do this I'm not made to be sexy.
Unknown Speaker 5:16
That was one of the moves I kept doing. What else do I just like? Oh, crawl on the ground.
Unknown Speaker 5:24
We did this cool like roll thing, which I'm also kind of helps some parkour because it's just like rolling safely on your shoulder kind of thing. So that part's kind of cool, but like, maybe that's why I like parkour it's like, the least sexy of all
Unknown Speaker 5:42
that's me and Polo. I'm just like trying to do stuff and like grunting and like shave. Everybody else is like sexy and like doing stuff I'm like
Unknown Speaker 5:55
like a different kind of, like dance club, and be like
Unknown Speaker 6:03
Oh, my God, a dance club.
Unknown Speaker 6:05
Yeah, at one time in parkour, this was before we did the poll. So this was kind of like my only other kind of experience with poll, but we're just doing some poll work and parkour. So I was like, Yes, this is like non sexy polls. And, um, I was like, Okay, I kind of know how to swing around it. And I was gonna try to do it with some speed behind it. So I'm getting better rotation. And I just, like slammed right into the poll. Like, jumped in, like grabbed it and like, just like, swung right into it. And I just kind of like, drifted down a little bit, just kind of laughing. And I was like, I am. He was like, you can try again. I was like, No, my next. Sorry, cut out. You're saying that that leads into something
Unknown Speaker 6:51
ties in? Yeah. So I've talked on the podcast before about how I stepped on a rake. Yeah, and hit myself in the head. Well. I was telling my story, another story. And he was like, you're like a fucking cartoon. You always get these cartoon character injuries. And you're talking about reading into the poll. And I was telling him about how sometimes I just like body check the poll. And he was like, Oh, yes. And then like little birdies. Like, yeah, pretty much. And then this other story that I told him recently, when he decided that was a cartoon character. When I worked at the funeral home, it was like, a big two story building. And you could kind of like walk around in a big circle that was laid out. So we had like a little freight elevator thing. So you could take the caskets like from upstairs to the Wookiee. It wasn't too bad until this incident scare me. Where you just like, I think you had a rope and you did it like that. I don't really remember. But anyway, like one day, I was kind of sneaking around the back not sneaking but just walking through
Unknown Speaker 8:11
and I don't know why I didn't turn the lights on. I was like, whatever. And so I'm walking through and I didn't like all of a sudden I'm just on the ground. And I look up and I'm in fucking hole like the free meters up like in this pit of dirt boards, and I was like, Drew quick, but yeah, it had like a little pit underneath the floor. I mean, it
Unknown Speaker 8:40
wasn't like like was the elevator just like not down and you just walked right? Yeah, it was.
Unknown Speaker 8:45
So like to walk through the elevator needed to be down so that you had that thing to walk across, but it was up and it was just like this pit and I stepped into it. And I like freaked out. Man I didn't hurt myself. I was more just freaked out because I was like in the door and like a dirt hit. And I got up and my clothes were all fucked up. I was like, I gotta go. I would have been like, Am I in hell? Yeah, but apparently people fall in holes in real life like in cartoons,
Unknown Speaker 9:16
did you? So you did go home and get changed?
Unknown Speaker 9:20
Yeah, it was all dirty.
Unknown Speaker 9:22
Did you Did anyone fill that hole?
Unknown Speaker 9:25
No, it's probably still there Yeah, I don't know why it was like that. But yeah, it was so every time after that I like double checked that the elevator was down and I could safely walk across it just happened once
Unknown Speaker 9:43
a new fear Yeah, cuz yeah, like just just hear about those random sinkholes opening up and falling in like in their kitchen and stuff like it happens every day. It does. But speaking of getting dirty and having to to go home and get changed to go back to work. I think we've kind of talked about this before, but we kind of have that like, like anxiety, strength or whatever, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 10:15
That's what got me out of the hole. myself
Unknown Speaker 10:23
um, I went to McDonald's one time when I was working at Lowe's and they gave me a Styrofoam cup. And I was just sitting at a booth all by myself eating my Big Mac and then like, I've just picked up my Styrofoam cup and my fucking thumb just shoved right through it, and it just all over me. All over the table all over the floor. And I was just like, Oh, crap. Like, I know people saw this and like, someone has to clean it up. So like, you know, I went and asked someone for a mop and you know, like, tried to help them clean it up. And then um, got, you know how to call work and be like, Hey, I spilled soda all over myself. I have to kind of be a little late. I have to.
Unknown Speaker 11:07
Oh, man, I know that we've talked about this. I don't know if we have on the podcast, but like a plastic fork. Me and Jamie are constantly fucking breaking those. I'll just be eating and it just snaps. I'm like, I didn't realize I was putting as much pressure. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 11:22
I think, you know, for maybe for Christmas. I'll give us like a really nice that of like, portable. Anything that can be like once some of our like first lines of merch is just like clickable. Like sturdy. So. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 11:39
Yes, I have something like that. I'll just slap our logo on there.
Unknown Speaker 11:46
Instant merch.
Unknown Speaker 11:48
Um,
Unknown Speaker 11:49
I was like, I thought that there was something else I wanted to talk about. With like the work stuff, but nevermind. I'm feeling so nervous.
Unknown Speaker 11:59
Um, oh, yeah. So today,
Unknown Speaker 12:04
just something that made me really nervous. And I just avoided um, I just went to get a coffee this morning. I was like, maybe? Yeah, I haven't really done anything lately, because I've been sick and stuff, which I'll get to in a little bit. So I'll just, maybe I'll just take my car through the carwash. And this is gonna be the one I always go through. Because it's like, you don't, it's not. It's not a self cleaning carwash. Like, you don't have to get out by yourself. Like you just Yeah. And sometimes I have tenants, they're like, um, they had a tenant there. And I was just like, No. Like, like, they're fine. Like, they're always really nice. And like, they'll they're like, Hey, here's a soda. And like, you know what this, like, wash your rims and stuff. I just can't do it right now.
Unknown Speaker 12:53
I'm like that some days to like, I'll need to go to the store for something. And there's somebody in the aisle, and it just like turns me know,
Unknown Speaker 13:02
told her done. And like one time, at Ross or TJ Maxx, I was looking in the beauty aisle, and it was just one of those days where I just didn't even like, I didn't want to talk to anybody. I was just kind of in my own space. And, um, there was something this woman was looking at. And I was like, Okay, well, I'm just gonna go around like this other way, and just, you know, I'm not gonna bug her or anything. I'll just go around and look at the thing on the other side of her that I want to look at. So I got to the other side, and then she was just like, you could have just said, Excuse me, and I was like, Oh, I was like, Oh, I just, I don't know, I was just going around. I just didn't want to disturb you or anything. And she was just like, well, you could have just said excuse and she's like, getting in my shit. I was like, I, I was like, I don't even like, I'm not trying to be rude or anything. And like, part of me wanted to just like shrivel up and die. And then her boyfriend was like, there. And I was like, I got the vibe that this kind of might happen often. And so I don't know, I'm just kind of like I don't know, I don't even know what to do. I was like, I'm just trying to avoid everybody. And like, I don't want to avoiding people. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 14:15
you think that this like way I wish everyone would fucking do not like me. Or I'm looking at something like
Unknown Speaker 14:22
that's what I liked about like COVID happening, like people space apart now. Sometimes, um, yeah. But that's kind of getting not so much caring about personal space anymore.
Unknown Speaker 14:41
Um, but
Unknown Speaker 14:43
um, oh, yeah. Before we segue into some medical updates. Do Do we have any bug updates, any Texas bug updates?
Unknown Speaker 14:56
You had mentioned having ants so I have some ants right now. It's Pain in the ass.
Unknown Speaker 15:01
Are you still having like a bunch of them like this in the yard? Like the big hills and stuff?
Unknown Speaker 15:05
Yeah, the one that I talked about almost a year ago. Have you ever taken care of it?
Unknown Speaker 15:12
Like 10th queen right now?
Unknown Speaker 15:15
Oh my gosh. Yeah, but there's a spider that's living in her mailbox right now. And it's pretty small, but it has a thick body and I don't like it. And every time I open it, it like scurries away. And I had my first wasp sting of the summer. Oh, yay. Fun fucking hurt. It bled. Eliminated. Oh, shit. Yeah. I mean, it was just a little doubt. But yeah, so I came out. And then I killed the whole fucking family. Yeah, I was like,
Unknown Speaker 15:49
you and your family? Yeah. Yeah. Was Yeah, was being sick. And I don't know if this thing or not, but I was like, did you put it in pickle juice? And Alyssa was like, No, I didn't know. That was a thing. I'll have to do. I haven't gotten to research it but that's just what I've done every time I've gotten stung. Which was always awful for me because I hate pickles. Oh, oh, yeah. You know? Delicious. Yesterday we were sitting on the couch and yeah, we just have all these like ants and stuff like keep getting in and there was this crazy looking at I don't know, it was not like a normal looking at like the other ones that we've been seeing. It was fucking crazy looking. But it's like, I felt this tickle on my leg. I was like, Yeah, whatever. It's just a tickle. And then the tickle. Like moved. I was like, oh, like it's a fucking bug. So I moved to this tray I had on my lap. And I just, I saw it and I just didn't know what to do. Because like, my reality was confirmed and I was just like,
Unknown Speaker 16:48
in Brandon was next to me. So he just like, like, throw it on the ground and tried to kind of like, push it.
Unknown Speaker 16:55
And I was just like,
Unknown Speaker 16:57
my brains just like, I should help you. I should get a tissue but I was just like, I can't move. I was like, watch him and you grab
Unknown Speaker 17:03
a Patriots. Oh, watch it
Unknown Speaker 17:07
because he was corpsman on the ground but I can tell he was getting his his footing
Unknown Speaker 17:11
Oh yeah,
Unknown Speaker 17:12
I think I did a really good reenactment there. Um, yeah, so that's our bug update Texas in summer. I've learned it's just expected Yeah. Oh, and I felt bad because there was a little spider like find the cat food
Unknown Speaker 17:29
and I'm like,
Unknown Speaker 17:32
I move this thing away so I could kind of get it and it made noise and so it didn't like kind of like oh no it scared but it was like a bigger scarier looking one so I was like I'm sorry you have to go like I can't I gotta go straight for it and get you away from like my my children my children. Yeah, like if it was like somewhere else like if it was on the bathroom or something I might have been able to get it
Unknown Speaker 17:56
but I just was like their mothers and yeah
Unknown Speaker 17:59
my hormones yeah like your mother strength like got you out of the hole
Unknown Speaker 18:07
when you first said I moved it and it made a sound I thought yeah, no sorry. It was not in my head. I figured it out. I had a
Unknown Speaker 18:17
we have that little container full of food and I was getting them breakfast my babies and then that's when i That's when it appeared and I was like you going down
Unknown Speaker 18:30
um but yeah, we'll
Unknown Speaker 18:33
roll that into medical freak out corner
Unknown Speaker 18:39
insert song
Unknown Speaker 18:55
Yes, so when hope was on I don't know if I talked about this last week but I know I mentioned it briefly when hope was on had my wisdom teeth removed and then got a nice little infection from dry socket that I got. So that was like a lot of not fun. And I don't I mean, I guess the infection is gone. But um, had something happen where I just got full body rash. I don't know. It could be a number of things. I'm not going to try to list them all but yeah, we went to the to the hospital on a few days ago just to make sure it was okay because like we thought it was hives at first and I probably did like knowing it's a rationale. I probably did like all the things I shouldn't have done because like I took like a hot shower and broke my body super hard because I was like, if at times it might be view laundry detergent or something and I just ended up getting really clean, which probably does mean it all really worse. Um, but yeah, they gave me shots or shots. They gave me a shot of. Sorry, I can't think of the word I keep thinking of. I keep thinking, yes, there was adrenaline,
Unknown Speaker 20:15
the last thing that you need
Unknown Speaker 20:18
while we watched crank last night, just like thinking of just like, getting shot up with adrenaline constantly. Um, so they Yeah, put two shots of adrenaline on my legs. But yeah, but they gave me the, the shot. And it was kind of weird because I had to, like it was. I'm not like complaining, like, the service I got was great. And the doctors were great. But like, I was just sitting in the chair by a sink because they didn't have a lot of a lot of room. And they were super busy. So I had to like turn on my chair, a weird way to get shot. And then I also didn't eat that day, which Alyssa informed me can also make it very not enjoyable. And, yes, that was the worst feeling shot I've ever gotten in my life. And I think I almost passed out. And it was really embarrassing. Because you came over with me, she came over with a discharge papers, and I was just like, I was just like, I really feel good. And she just like, ran through all the discharge stuff. And I was like, I don't even understand it, because I'm really not feeling good right now. Yeah. Like you're okay. And I was like, Can I just stay here for just a minute? Like, I just don't feel good that she was like, yeah, let me just get you some water. She got me some water. And then she came back, like, five minutes later, and she's like, Oh, wow, you're really drenched. I'm like, Yeah, I'm like,
Unknown Speaker 21:43
This sounds like shitty service right?
Unknown Speaker 21:48
There. And she was like, cuz I was like, Yeah, I'm really, really loud. I was like, I'm just getting really really hot. Like, yeah, you know, you it can be like a thing with your mind where it just does that and you know, it's really hot outside. So we'll get even hotter. Kind of like, okay, can I fucking stay in the air conditioning for a little bit? Um,
Unknown Speaker 22:06
there's a PA reaching under the door. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 22:10
it's air.
Unknown Speaker 22:12
Um, and then after, you know, I was all sweaty and then just wasn't hot any more than I just got like super cold and just kind of started getting the shivers. And then I was like, Yeah, I'm just cold now. And she was like, well, your, your warm up really good outside, blah, blah, blah. And I wasn't, I wasn't like, I think I was maybe only back there for a total of like, 30 minutes. That's like, Yeah, so like, I wasn't like, taking up a bunch of time and, like, trying to stay there. And I was like, I just felt weird the whole time. So I was like, no, she probably thinks that I'm like, faking it and like trying to get attention. And she's like, trying to rush me.
Unknown Speaker 22:51
That's weird, because like, to me whenever I worked at the blood center, like people would feel sick, and they'd be like, I'm okay. I'm gonna go and I'm like, no, because then I'm gonna have to go get your ass off the fucking parking lot and bring you back in. And yeah, so that's why I'm like, that's weird that she did that, like, went in, there's this teenager. And she donated and like, I could tell she wasn't doing very good. And so she like, sat there for a little bit. And she's like, I'll be fine. And she sighed, and like, you know, that episode of, it's always sunny, where d is like, pretending to be on Sex in the City. And she like, steals those shoes and like, runs out and like hits her head on the that girl did that
Unknown Speaker 23:45
evil for laughing but like, this bitch would always like, pass out and I was like, You need to eat and like take care of yourself because you're gonna like pass out and like piss your pants one day and I just like told her that because that will happen. And yeah, she's just like, fucking like, passed out and like, on a car. And we had to go like, get her in a wheelchair and like, bring her back in and I was like, I don't even feel bad for you. Because you didn't listen to any of us like whatever
Unknown Speaker 24:20
I'm always embarrassed about stuff like that happening. Like I'm just like, I just want to go
Unknown Speaker 24:23
pass out alone. Under a deck or something
Unknown Speaker 24:27
by myself. Nurse wanted Yeah, she was like she's like, Okay, if you're gonna pass out leave and come back so you can get back in the queue Yeah, they were Yeah, they were like, crazy busy. Um,
Unknown Speaker 24:48
did you see like any blood or any like Vyas trauma,
Unknown Speaker 24:52
no blood or anything crazy. It seemed like some people had maybe like, broken or sprains and things.
Unknown Speaker 24:59
Did you see anywhere hairy legs?
Unknown Speaker 25:01
Unfortunately not. Um, yeah, it kind of makes me want to watch. Did you ever watch untold stories of the ER, I think we might have. Briefly
Unknown Speaker 25:12
I don't know if I watch that one, but I've seen something like it where they show all the shit.
Unknown Speaker 25:17
Like, like an entire one went through this man the body
Unknown Speaker 25:25
a couple months ago, we were watching something like that. And I was surprised like how graphic it was, and I was loving it. And carboy number three was like,
Unknown Speaker 25:35
I had to change
Unknown Speaker 25:36
the channel, like I'm getting a little weird. And he was like, I'm gonna go get some water. I was like, No, stay there. Like, you're gonna stand up and like pass out or something. I was like, I'll get you the roasted ties to it right now. It's like, we'll change it, but like, don't be getting up, but you're gonna like fall and hit your head. And then we'll be in the ER.
Unknown Speaker 26:03
Oh, yeah. And one time, um, one of the times I had to go to Walgreens for I don't know, my wisdom teeth. But I don't know, I've had to be I've had to go to Walgreens quite a bit this past like few weeks. Um, and one of the times I was picking up a prescription, and this lady was just like, she stopped me on my way out. Well, when I walked in, she's talking to this other lady about her hair. And I was like, Oh, God, and they were like standing in the way of everybody. So I was just like, why? That, yeah. And so I wouldn't get my prescription on my way out. So like it. So she stopped to talk to me. And she's still trying to, like, do business with the fucking farm. She works there, or oh, she's a customer. And she just like was talking to this other lady before she got help from the counter. Then I guess she got help from counter at the same time as me, and then just started talking to me when I left when she was still trying to do shit at the counter. Why? I was just like, why are you the way that you are?
Unknown Speaker 27:04
I hate though and somebody like goes in somewhere. And they're like, I'm the fucking main character. And it's like, no
Unknown Speaker 27:12
time on tell that she thought she was kind of the main character too, because she decided to give me her advice. She was like, Can I help everybody?
Unknown Speaker 27:20
I'm sure she's very knowledgeable. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 27:23
and she was just like, Oh, God the way she said it just makes me want to fucking smack her. Because I didn't super realize it at the time. I realized that towards the end of us talking because she like said the same thing like five times to make sure I really understood. She liked my hair a certain way like she saw it. Because she was like, you know, with my sunglasses on your hairs this like really pretty torque turquoise color. She like put them up and I was like, Oh, well yeah, you know, blah, blah, blah. And she's like, Yeah, with my glasses on and like pull them back down. Like
Unknown Speaker 27:56
why do I give a shit? Because random lady thing? Yeah, like,
Unknown Speaker 28:00
I want my hair to be like a minty bluey green color. Like, my hair doesn't have to be vibrance, um, and she was just like, Yeah, you know what you do you get the shampoo. And then yeah, I don't know, I'm giving her like, this accent shouldn't have this kind of accent. He gets the shampoo, and then you're washed. You put it in your conditioner, and then you just like Washington. And like, first off, I already do that. I haven't been doing it since like, I'm sick because I can sick care about it at home. And I'm just like, yeah, and your roots really need to be touched up to. And I'm just like, Yeah, well, I've been like recovering from like wisdom teeth stuff and just been really sick. So I'm just not worried about it. She's like, Oh, bless you. Blah, blah, blah. I'm just like, I want to fucking punch you in the face so hard right now. Like
Unknown Speaker 28:55
hair looked great, right? Oh, yeah, it was just choose between perfect.
Unknown Speaker 29:00
It was like, a best thing I can think to say is like, who's What was that check? Same from Napoleon Dynamite. Debbie Debbie. Yeah, if she like dyed her hair blonde and did like a crinkled gel. Like crappy job saying like, I don't know, it looked like shit. And like, and because I told her to I was like, Well, you know, I'll just, I'll just talk to my hair stylist about it when I go to her next just like no, no, no, you don't have to do that. I'm like, Well, I go to a professional because I don't fucking do this shit. Like,
Unknown Speaker 29:35
yeah, like, haven't you ever seen those videos where people bleach their hair and have fucking breaks off? And I'm like, You shouldn't bleach your hair at home do and
Unknown Speaker 29:44
like, I'll be honest, I don't even how it fucking works. Like whenever I was like, in middle school or high school, I had a friend that came over. He's like, Yeah, let's bleach my hair. And I was like, I don't know how the fuck that work. That works. He's like, we just get bleach and I dip my hair in it. So I was like, okay, so he got a cup of bleach and dipped his hair in it. for a while and then just rinse it out and it didn't do anything because that's not what that is.
Unknown Speaker 30:07
And I have a sister in law that's like, way younger than me. And I think she was still in high school, but she wanted to bleach your hair and I helped her and it looked like shit.
Unknown Speaker 30:18
She got the real m&m Look.
Unknown Speaker 30:20
It wasn't even it was like, shitty, like orangey like, it was so bad. She was like, oh, no, this is fine. It's like how it always is. And it's like, okay,
Unknown Speaker 30:31
like vitamin C. For those who don't know, what's the old
Unknown Speaker 30:41
we remember all the time, so Oh, great.
Unknown Speaker 30:47
That Fitch thought she was I guess just to kind of characterize to or just she kind of just seemed like that lady. That's like,
Unknown Speaker 30:58
she also had like a
Unknown Speaker 31:03
she just seemed like that lady that's like, I'm everybody's mom. But she's actually just like a huge con. Like,
Unknown Speaker 31:12
where she like Boomer
Unknown Speaker 31:13
age?
Unknown Speaker 31:16
Are the things she was more. What's the one after boomers? Gen X? Yes. More like Gen X or a little like, Goumri Gen X or yeah,
Unknown Speaker 31:26
there's a crossover. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 31:31
Um, yeah, because, but I mean, it's not like she was the lady. She was talking to you before me. She was giving her like, nice. Great. She was just giving her like a bunch of backhanded compliments. Like, but you can't control everybody's hair. Like I don't know. I don't know what your problem is, like.
Unknown Speaker 31:50
Fix your own hair. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 31:51
Have you ever received the backhanded compliment? Was having your hair? A natural color. That's like, You're so brave. I could never do that. Oh
Unknown Speaker 32:01
my god. No.
Unknown Speaker 32:03
I'm not a firefighter like being brave. And like, yeah, you couldn't do it because you're boring. Are you talking to me? Right?
Unknown Speaker 32:14
Like they say that about your hair being dyed or like when your hair was natural? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 32:17
Like when it's been various colors. They're like, that's just so brave. I could never ever do that. But for you. It looks great. I wouldn't do that. But it looks great. I don't want to look like a fucking weirdo. But you look great as one. It suits
Unknown Speaker 32:36
you. Well.
Unknown Speaker 32:38
I'm like, thanks, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 32:42
I think I've given like my boss a compliment like that before. But it was just like a pair of shoes that he had. And it was like, um, the shoes were really like, not my style. And if I saw them on a shelf, I would be like, those are ugly. But they went really well with like his outfit and like his style. And like, it just sometimes something can look ugly. But when it's on someone it shouldn't be on. Yeah, like it should you know what I mean? I'll just kind of like, I was like, Yeah, I was like, it's not really my style or anything but like the layout great. Like, and then he was like you were the late lady at Walgreens. But,
Unknown Speaker 33:28
no, we've all deserve it. Yeah, yeah. Usually bosses are awful. So
Unknown Speaker 33:35
yeah. I felt bad. But there was one guy, he was just like, oh, the guy I worked with. He was just like, Oh, hey, like, what do you think of my jeans? I was like, I don't know. Like, they look older. Like I had a bunch of old jeans that like I wear sometimes. I was like, Oh, my little kind of old. And I guess that really upset um, and then I was like, yeah, they're cool. He's like, Yeah, but they're cool. You know, the old jeans come back and style bubble balls. Like, yeah, they're cool. Like, I'm not like, whatever. They're fine. Second pants. What do you why do people Why do men in this office care about what I think about their clothing? Like I could give two fucks less about what you wear? And like, we don't even have the same style. So why are you asking me like what I think about what you're wearing? Because I'll like it for you. But not Yeah, in general. Maybe um, maybe I need to learn how to be a little
Unknown Speaker 34:30
know when you're not walking up, unsolicited?
Unknown Speaker 34:33
They were asking. They walked up. Yeah, and that's my opinion. I'm not gonna be like Mean Girls and be like, Oh, I love that skirt. Oh, thanks. That's vintage. And like
Unknown Speaker 34:42
ugliest skirt I've ever seen. Yeah, knock. I'm
Unknown Speaker 34:45
not gonna do that. And like to I think we had talked about style and stuff before. A little bit and we're kind of just open about it. So it just to me wasn't a weird thing. But apparently he went home and threw those jeans away.
Unknown Speaker 35:00
What
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was like the best maybe it's reaction I've ever heard Mine's really
Unknown Speaker 35:05
weird like this one random girl my office didn't like these only me
Unknown Speaker 35:11
and those two guys I say
Unknown Speaker 35:16
I picture them being the kind that have like a blinking cross on the but
Unknown Speaker 35:22
I think one of them there wasn't like Blinky crosses but I think he had some pockets that were kind of decked out not like the dazzled back out, decked out but like, you know, kind of like, but it wasn't he wasn't like full Criss Angel style. He only had a few pairs of jeans like that. And the other one was, I guess I would just consider him more like rave, hippie, sort of style, which great teach their own. If you just want my honest opinion of what I think about your clothing, just I'll be honest with you. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna wear it. I mean, looks great on you. I'm just an asshole, I guess. Let me listen. I think I just jumped on that whole like.
Unknown Speaker 36:09
I mean, it's different when somebody asks you, but also like,
Unknown Speaker 36:15
just wear
Unknown Speaker 36:16
jeans if you like, like, Who fucking cares? Yeah, like, whatever.
Unknown Speaker 36:20
I have a bunch of clothes that people don't like, and I still wear it. Yeah. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 36:25
I always laugh at carboy number three and like call on my granddad because whenever I wear pants with holes. Well, why are you wearing pants? Like they're cool. Okay, it's fashion. So sometimes if we go out and like I didn't wear my pants with holes on purpose
Unknown Speaker 36:44
is really nice.
Unknown Speaker 36:47
Like, it's cool. Like ripped jeans are cool. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 36:50
they haven't. Yeah. Yeah, I remember like, I don't know. I just remember so many people complaining about it. Like, why do you want to wear pants that already come with?
Unknown Speaker 37:02
You gotta work to make the whole
Unknown Speaker 37:04
the work holes look different. They don't look as good as like the automated or the horse grips. I don't know what to
Unknown Speaker 37:13
call them. I will say I like a more ripped look when it's like more
Unknown Speaker 37:21
like punk or like grungy or something. But like, still kind of has the little pieces that go across? Yeah. And if it just kind of like goes with that type of situation. But if I see somebody that's wearing like, Abercrombie jeans that are ripped or something I'm like, No.
Unknown Speaker 37:43
Man, you remember, was Ambercrombie the dark place?
Unknown Speaker 37:48
Yeah. That and Hollister. Maybe? Yeah, and it just smelled like the Cologne.
Unknown Speaker 37:55
Like walked by and have like, those giant shutters and they're all just closed. Like, oh, like a Colt and Larissa?
Unknown Speaker 38:03
Oh, I'll have to go and report back because I somehow found a gift card for their HR shit. I don't know how or why. But
Unknown Speaker 38:13
do you see if it still works? Or like, was there a number to call and see if that yeah, check the
Unknown Speaker 38:17
balance and wrote it on there. I don't remember what it was. But I saw it the other day. I'm like, oh, I need to do something cool.
Unknown Speaker 38:25
style has changed a lot. But for some reason, I'm just thinking that they're gonna have like, those ripped up jeans. And then like the button up collared shirts with like, like, buttons or whatever. And the CAMI tops like you would wear underneath it.
Unknown Speaker 38:41
That would show on your chest
Unknown Speaker 38:44
underneath the buttons, but also it was no longer on the shirt. Yeah, so you had a little, little extra.
Unknown Speaker 38:53
We're probably like, not gonna have anything in my size. I feel like places like that. They're like, over a large get out fatty or like medium
Unknown Speaker 39:02
paths and stuff. Yeah, they. Sorry, I didn't mean that in that way. But I'm just like, I can't imagine either of us liking anything from there. So maybe they have a pillow. Or like a hat or a blanket.
Unknown Speaker 39:21
One time I had a like a little lightweight jacket from there and it had like the thumb holes. Okay, it was fine. But that's the only thing I've ever had from her. I just
Unknown Speaker 39:31
never liked that style. Because it was so preppy. No, just polish. Yeah. But like, I mean, I mean having her smell like I was a kid. Um, but yeah, it is. I think then they even have like a huge thing with the CEO or whatever, like fat shaming people at one point.
Unknown Speaker 39:51
This is something we need to research. Yeah, let
Unknown Speaker 39:53
me let me look it up real quick because I might be able to find it.
Unknown Speaker 39:57
I also remember like girls would save the bad Eggs that they got their clothes in and like carry on the school stuff in them. And it was always just like naked people in like weird positions. Do you remember that?
Unknown Speaker 40:08
I don't remember the school but I remember the bags of like the shirtless guy on the beach and stuff. They're like pubes. I don't know bring like they're like Victoria's Secret.
Unknown Speaker 40:20
I'm like, why? In hindsight, I'm like, That's gross. When your teenager with a shin
Unknown Speaker 40:24
Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 40:28
the largest women's pants so SARMS casket Brown and article from Elite Daily. So Ambercrombie and Fitch. They don't carry extra large or extra extra large sizes. Or fucking batteries or groups and asshole pieces of shit.
Unknown Speaker 40:45
Um
Unknown Speaker 40:48
but largest women's pants available. Ambercrombie are size 10
Unknown Speaker 40:52
Oh, man. Um, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 40:55
So don't even know if I fit into a 10 man. They're really fucked up.
Unknown Speaker 41:03
Um, Louis,
Unknown Speaker 41:06
Louis, wait, hold on. What's his first name? Anyway? Who cares? Because he's a asshole. Asshole guy. So the CEO was says quote, he does not want larger people shopping in his store. He wants thin and beautiful people Lewis said. And Lewis is Robin Lewis, author of The New Rules of retail. He doesn't want his core customers to see people who aren't as hot as them wearing serious Yeah, makes me want to throw up doesn't it?
Unknown Speaker 41:38
You said this. Oh, this is
Unknown Speaker 41:41
this is this woman kind of summing up. Like there might be some more quotes. Um, people who wear his clothing should feel like they're one of the cool kids. I don't know what wait has to do with being cool, but apparently some people have a lot of issues that they don't care to self help was Lewis said the only reason I'm Ambercrombie offers extra large and extra extra large in men's sizes is to appeal to large athletes
Unknown Speaker 42:21
what so female athletes aren't okay like a jacked chick doesn't welcome there. Yeah, like,
Unknown Speaker 42:27
don't you want like fit people in your in your business? If you're worried about it? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 42:31
women only.
Unknown Speaker 42:36
It's almost everything. That's why we hire good looking people in our stores. Because good looking people attract other good looking people. And we don't want and we want to market to cool good looking people. We don't market to anyone other than that, he said, and that's Jeffries. That's the CEO Mike Jeffries, CEO of Ambercrombie.
Unknown Speaker 42:54
I felt like they like wouldn't let their employees wear glasses or something like that. Like, no nerds in here.
Unknown Speaker 43:01
Like how to take your glasses off. When you just like, bring everything up and correctly and like sell everything for cheap.
Unknown Speaker 43:09
Run into shoes.
Unknown Speaker 43:12
And every school I can't see without my glasses. I'm in every school there are the cool and popular kids. And there are the not so cool kids. He told the site candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don't belong and in our clothes, and they can't belong.
Unknown Speaker 43:42
Definitely going and reporting back next week.
Unknown Speaker 43:44
Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those compliments that are in trouble are trying to target everybody young, old fat skinny, but then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody either.
Unknown Speaker 44:02
Um, so yeah, that's that
Unknown Speaker 44:08
guy. Let me Google what he looks like real quick, because I for some reason, I feel like this probably isn't a very attractive looking person.
Unknown Speaker 44:16
No, no.
Unknown Speaker 44:21
Uh, yeah, not really. He looks like yeah, let's just come on over to see. It looks like that one actor that looks like those cats, but with like, a bunch of injections in his face or something. Yeah, like if Gary Busey and that guy that looks like cats had a baby. And Ellen DeGeneres.
Unknown Speaker 44:43
Oh, okay. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 44:44
can see. Gordon Ramsay.
Unknown Speaker 44:48
Just like all the worst looking parts of those people. Yeah. That's a really good description. And I love how he's just so obsessed with the cool kids in high school. Yeah, it makes me feel weird at all. Either. He had a lot of issues being the cool kid in high school or he was the cool kid in high school and never outgrew. That's like that was like the prime of his life. Sorry, really topped out and you can't leave.
Unknown Speaker 45:14
That's so weird. Like, whenever people talk about, I mean, like, I'm glad that people enjoyed high school, but when they talk about how awesome it was, like, hey are and remember a lot of that. It was not fun.
Unknown Speaker 45:28
Or they're like, I wish I could go back to high school. Like, what I'm no longer you guys like, what is your life like, now we're like, you want to go back to
Unknown Speaker 45:38
that? Especially in this time period. Like, I want to be in a school.
Unknown Speaker 45:45
And like, I get that they're just they just mean like being carefree and shit. But like you also like couldn't do shit. Yeah. Like you're a kid and like, you don't know anything. And I don't know. Let's move forward. I don't know. I don't understand that. I'm just like, cool. I'm getting smarter. And almost not. Let's not say that. I'm gaining more experience, but helps with life choices.
Unknown Speaker 46:18
I worked at a pizza place. Oh, with the the young man that was trying to see boobs.
Unknown Speaker 46:24
Were I remember his knee. Okay. Yes. You know, that's, that's Well, well, okay.
Unknown Speaker 46:30
But yeah, we worked there. And I made 550 an hour.
Unknown Speaker 46:36
Was that like a plus tip thing or was like that?
Unknown Speaker 46:40
I don't remember. I don't think so. No, it was just
Unknown Speaker 46:42
five by 50. Yeah, and I think that
Unknown Speaker 46:47
I think that the guy's made more. I like asked them about it. And they're like, Oh, they're just like do different stuff than you. That's not a good Italian accent but he just says they do the heavy thing. You fall in the hole
Unknown Speaker 47:17
Yeah, it was these two like ancient people that ran it. And I think they probably broke some health violations. They had they'd have the back door open and they would sit in these chairs and smoke. And then they had like, an old empty espresso can with some water in it and they throw their cigarette. My cigarettes suspect
Unknown Speaker 47:48
I'm covered the whole
Unknown Speaker 47:54
always feel like I see someone sitting out on behind sitting on a bucket smoking a cigarette. It doesn't ever ask me if they wash their hands before they're done. But you said the door was open. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 48:04
think there's a lot more cigarettes in restaurants. So I probably want to know about.
Unknown Speaker 48:09
I mean, it doesn't bother me. But I also grew up with my parents smoking in the car. And the house at my birthday party.
Unknown Speaker 48:22
Jeremy you smell like dryer sheets and cigarette smelling dryer
Unknown Speaker 48:27
sheets. Go back in the hole we make it nice for you.
Unknown Speaker 48:39
Here's the hottest ticket.
Unknown Speaker 48:42
I don't know if you'll fit in anything
Unknown Speaker 48:52
so I have one kind of small thing to talk about before we wrap up. It was kind of related to some of the medical things we were talking about a little bit. I mean, I guess but in 2008 I don't know if you heard about this, but there was a woman that was stuck. She was on her boyfriend's toilet for two years. And then she got like stuck to it. That's one point. I don't I don't think she was like stuck stuck to it for the full two years. But yeah, she just was kind of in there. This sounds
Unknown Speaker 49:34
vaguely familiar. But yeah, I'm intrigued.
Unknown Speaker 49:38
Yeah, so she um the boyfriend wound up getting charged because it was like it was like neglect of or not taken care of like a dependent or something or whatever properly. It doesn't sound like he was like abusive or anything. It was just kind of a the way I saw it phrased was just like To not so smart people in a situation where they kind of fed into some stuff.
Unknown Speaker 50:09
But yeah, she
Unknown Speaker 50:11
so she came from, like a very like traumatic background and basically like the bathroom was kind of like her safe kind of placed. So she was like, in there and she was, I guess, just sitting on like way late with their pants down and just kind of stayed there forever. And my boyfriend would be like, you know, when do you think you want to come out just not forcing him to come out just talking to her through the door and all that stuff? And you know, should always just be like, maybe tomorrow. So it just kind of perpetuated unto a two year two here. Yeah. So that they had like a normal relationship just I don't know if that meant like, he fucked her while she was on them.
Unknown Speaker 50:53
Because exactly where my mind
Unknown Speaker 50:56
when the authorities and stuff got there, like they had to, like, take her out, like with the toilet seat because her skin had like grown to the toilet seat.
Unknown Speaker 51:05
So like, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 51:09
I was holding her face.
Unknown Speaker 51:10
Like, cuz I'm thinking like, you know, this has been happening a lot since it's been hotter. But you know, when you're like wearing shorts, and you're kind of sweaty and your skin like sticks to it, you're sitting on like, sometimes when like, that fucking hurts. Like, I can't imagine your butt skin being permanently on a toilet like that can hurt. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 51:29
they had to, like surgically remove it. And if I if I understand what kind of happened, like I'm not a medical or biology person at all, but uh, it was basically kind of like a bed sores situation. So it just kind of like decayed the flesh and then healed
Unknown Speaker 51:44
back around the, on the toilet. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 51:49
my gosh, I have so many questions like, Yeah, could she walk every time my, your muscles would probably ask her
Unknown Speaker 51:59
so she was in a wheelchair because like it actually caused caused like an infection and nerve damage. So she couldn't use her legs. So I think I saw like a, I watched a video or short video on this too, from a channel called brew. And they had mentioned that I think it was like 2019 You know, she was known to be in a wheelchair. So she's still wheelchair. I think she's still like with that guy, if I'm not mistaken. You know, they're still just like married and happy. It just seems like this was just like a thing. thing. You know, sometimes you just get stuck in the pilot seat. Whoa,
Unknown Speaker 52:39
Well, I'm glad that they're happy. That's the main thing. That sounds I just have so many questions. Like, if you're like stuck to the toilet seat,
Unknown Speaker 52:53
I feel like wiping would be hard. Like
Unknown Speaker 52:56
there's a hygiene element. Like once you have a lot of questions. So
Unknown Speaker 53:00
I don't know the full details on that. Maybe I could see if I could find like a deeper dive or something. I just don't know how much of this is like public but like their names and stuff were on like a lot of stuff that I read. Like, I wouldn't want my name on
Unknown Speaker 53:17
that. Um, but they
Unknown Speaker 53:22
they said like the authorities mentioned that there was just like an overwhelming odor in the house originating from where she was. So yeah, I'm assuming there's a lot of hygiene issues between wiping properly and like the decaying flesh.
Unknown Speaker 53:37
Yeah, like a bedsore is one of the nastiest smells like I saw that a lot at the funeral home. It's fucking gross.
Unknown Speaker 53:43
I don't think I've ever smelled the beds or it smells awful.
Unknown Speaker 53:48
If you want to hear gross, quick story,
Unknown Speaker 53:50
yes. Real quick. Does it smell like the throat thing? Like when people get
Unknown Speaker 53:55
training? Yeah, cuz I've smelled that. So gross. Yeah, I don't even know how to describe a bedsore smell, but it's just gross,
Unknown Speaker 54:04
but like, there is
Unknown Speaker 54:08
some bombing this lady and like, there was a bedsore. And so you kind of have to treat it different because you know, it's like dead. So some of the like blood vessels and stuff are dead too. So you kind of have to like preserve it a little bit differently.
Unknown Speaker 54:23
Except there's no blood that's gonna move through Yeah, because
Unknown Speaker 54:27
stuffs dead so we had this little kind of like a needle thing that you could like put in there and like put the embalming fluid. So it was doing that and then I took the needle out, and some of the fluids like, back at me from the bed
Unknown Speaker 54:48
sorry, I didn't get in your mouth.
Unknown Speaker 54:54
I don't think so.
Unknown Speaker 54:58
I'm assuming it wasn't on your eyes either.
Unknown Speaker 55:00
Yeah, it was just gross. But
Unknown Speaker 55:04
I I don't
Unknown Speaker 55:05
know why made me think of Ambercrombie like, I just imagine you walk in with your glasses and they're just like, you can't go here and then you come back without your glasses and like Pretty Woman them.
Unknown Speaker 55:14
Yeah, yeah, that's how you make her girl hot in the movies. Take your ponytail off and brush your hair.
Unknown Speaker 55:21
Boom, your princess Did you ever get any other fluids, like,
Unknown Speaker 55:28
sprayed back at you? I'm not too
Unknown Speaker 55:34
often. I mean, like, I wore like a little smock thing. So it typically didn't like get on my skin. But yeah, one time I had to go buy a pair of pants. Because you know, like the cavity of somebody's body. The embalming fluid doesn't like get in there that well. So you have this thing called the trocar. And it's basically like a big like, stick with like a point on it. So you just kind of like jab it in their stomach and it sucks out like poop and the other fluids and stuff. Well, sometimes, like there were a little holes and they would get like, kind of blocked up see had to try to like unblocking sorry,
Unknown Speaker 56:15
little holes like in the tube. Or like in the
Unknown Speaker 56:19
like in the sharp part. It was like a point and it has some little holes for stuff to go in. So it would get backed up sometimes and you'd have to like do some shits try to get it out. And one time it like,
Unknown Speaker 56:32
like just like, blew out on
Unknown Speaker 56:35
me like oh my pants. Like some guts.
Unknown Speaker 56:39
Were they salvageable or?
Unknown Speaker 56:42
Oh yeah, I mean, it wasn't like too bad. But it was to the point where I'm like, like soap and water isn't going to be sufficient for me because I know what was on here now. Like I need to go get some new pants.
Unknown Speaker 56:57
Ah, did they have like a? I don't know like a shower there. Or like there's like
Unknown Speaker 57:02
an emergency shower. Yeah, and then like a chemical shower or like a just regular kind of shower. Yeah, like a water thing for your eyes. And then like an overhead one. And like a couple of the funeral homes that I worked in at apartments. Like I lived in one of the apartments so there's a shower there
Unknown Speaker 57:21
is pretty much every funeral home. That's two stories. Is that one with an apartment? Or is that
Unknown Speaker 57:27
it's kind of different now because like a lot of the funeral homes are corporately owned, so they won't have an apartment. That's kind of more like an old fashioned thing. When like the person that owned it would live there. Okay. But yeah, kind of just depends. I think some still have them but a lot of newer ones I
Unknown Speaker 57:46
don't think they do
Unknown Speaker 57:49
is cool and that's and weird ever happened. I mean, it was fine. Like my party live there. Yeah, like my apartment was right next to like the dead people room. Oh, nice. Weird ever happened.
Unknown Speaker 58:02
Aspiring neighbors that are will never disturb you. They're always dead asleep.
Unknown Speaker 58:08
Ah
Unknown Speaker 58:14
yeah, I never got like, luckily any like disgusting fluids, um, um, myself before,
Unknown Speaker 58:23
but when my sister was in the hospital, and I was like, helping take care of her and stuff. And like, I was just like, doing her feet. Because, you know, if you're in the hospital forever, like your feet and your hands get really gross. Like, I'm gonna we're gonna like spot a your hands and feet every day and told her like back tomorrow. So I was, uh, I was clipping your toenails. I was talking to my mom. And then one of them just flew right in my mouth.
Unknown Speaker 58:55
Oh, it was like, all the way or it just like
Unknown Speaker 58:58
kind of got your lip, right. Like, on my tongue in my mouth. And I had to like, like, spit it out. I was like, oh, that's disgusting.
Unknown Speaker 59:09
Yeah, so let's I mean, let's say that's kind of like the grossest
Unknown Speaker 59:12
it's pretty grim. But I mean, I guess at least it's your sister. Like I feel like you know the person somehow it makes it better. I don't know. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 59:22
yeah. Like it makes it easier for me to handle like throw up and like poop and stuff like that. I mean, I still get a little gaggy but like if it's other people like I can't, I can't enter the room. But yeah, I guess that wraps up
Unknown Speaker 59:41
the episode for today.
Unknown Speaker 59:46
Write us in about the hole that you've fallen. birdies, little birdies that circled around your head when you hit it
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when you ran into the pole or fell in the hole All running in the polls falling in the hole. Yeah, we're talking about is that is that talking about our fat heads? Um, yeah free to send your stories. Let me just double check Instagram one time see if anyone wrote a sound like we had requested.
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Don't have anything. Even if you think it's bad, please write it in because it's not bad. Okay, yep, nobody wrote us in. That's okay. Next time,
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maybe next time, but in the meantime, you better like, comment and subscribe on whatever we're listening to you. That says intimidating as I could sound
Unknown Speaker 1:00:51
so next time we have a guest we need to have them say it because I feel like our guests are aggressive and they say it again.
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It's like they believe in us more than we believe.
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I think so. Yeah. That's what
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brings us
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this friend
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but yeah, thanks for listening fat heads.
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Had fun and we'll
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catch you on the
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Flippity flop hippity hop perfect ending
Unknown Speaker 1:01:36
and I was like, come on afar to yoga. And she was like, yeah, what if you shit your pants? I was like, shut up. It was fine, but I was like
Unknown Speaker 1:01:49
you have to start bringing extra pairs of underwear to yoga now. Don't wear the sexy underwear. Or if you do just bring boots that you can.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:00
Like come back from the bathroom like wearing boots to see here.
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My yoga boot
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from Reno 911 He's like new boot.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:11
Oh yeah, new boot.