Join Alyssa & Jamie for a couple small things the fatheads in charge put together!
Join Alyssa & Jamie for a couple small things the fatheads in charge put together! Alyssa has some cringe (and rage inducing) preacher business from George Locke to talk about & Jamie does a little dive on the A&E show, Adults Adopting Adults.
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My nephew yesterday, and we were talking about like memories from when from when they're younger. And my nephew and through the stage where like, if you didn't catch him with a poopy diaper, he would like, reach in and like grab some poop out. No. And so like I've babysat him a couple times, and that happened and I was always like, fuck, but I told him about that. I was like, hey, guess what you do? And you're little and he was like, Oh my God, and like, freaked out and I thought I embarrassed him. And I was like, Oh, I'm sorry. Like, that happens with babies. That's okay. And he just goes, Why did I do that? It was so unhygenic
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that's what it's like growing up in COVID times. So unhygenic
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he, like didn't think about the fact that he was a baby and like, didn't comprehend that at all. It's like, why didn't I think of it? Like you're a baby?
Unknown Speaker 1:20
Probably just trying to get it out of um, yeah, I remember. That reminds me of a story from when my nephew was little. Um, I remember my dad just like went to check his diaper. And um, so he just like bent over the just the front of them and like, opened up the back and as he like, leaned down to look in the diaper. My nephew like farted, like, right?
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To say shit sprayed out. Oh, so much better than I are. turned out better than I thought it would. I think
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I did already told the story on the podcast where he was carrying my sister in law store them like the diarrhea just all came down in front of
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having kids look spoken wild. Yes. And welcome to our kids. Our fat heads. Yeah.
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Your children. Or your parents. Your two favorite moms. Yep. I'm less than nervous laughter right.
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Oh. We've never done this before.
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And I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. Sorry. We kind of like a kind of like off podcasting day, sort of. I thought that this was gonna be tomorrow. And then it was like, if we need to reschedule. It's fine. I was like, Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I was like, oh, Jamie's really having fun at her parkour event thing. And she's like, that's tomorrow. And then I automatically was like, I told her the wrong day. Oh,
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I think I'm thinking back on that. Or like texts. I don't think we ever like said a day. I think we just like had an assumption. And like, I mean, it worked out because I'm not doing shit this weekend. So I can you know, I can work to your schedule. God.
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Yeah, I'm such a movie star. I have a lot of things I need to do. Just so
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popular. Yeah. No, I'm actually excited that I was able to do that. Because I'm just like, oh my god, I can be super lazy tomorrow. And then I don't have work on Monday. Nice. So I'm like, yay. get to hang out all weekend. And not do anything. Hey, olive, Olive. Sorry, isn't here saying hello. So
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I was like, Oh, am I missing something? You have a correction? No. Yeah, we
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have a correction. Um, so I think I've, I've talked about Federer on this podcast before and I mentioned. Sorry, I have a burp there. I'll probably just leave button shutter was a payment by Amazon. But I'm very wrong. That is AMC that they were obtained by. But they both start with an am so hey, I was kind of close
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common mistake. And it's not fucking Amazon. Yeah, because fuck them. Yeah. Gary Busey. I lost respect for you and you did a commercial for them. I feel listening to there's just
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I don't know why but always want to just say his name like Gary Vee was
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sounds like the right way to say it.
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Um, he's the one that does the acronyms right? Yeah. Okay. So AMC is amazing movie chain. Well, I guess it are V stands for like
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movie channels something yeah
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American movie classics all turn all Turner movie clap hold on all all look it up right now so we don't have to do
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American multi cinema well I think my input mine Movie Channel is better yeah my ideals were better so
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try to church it up too much AMC. Yeah.
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And we also Oh, also that reminds me of another correction. So before we talked about, like the new Jackass movie A long time ago and I was like, I think it's just about the making the earlier jackasses or something. It's really not like, this was a very like, late to the game on fixing this correction. But yeah, so probably a year later. Yeah, by the way. It's just one of those things that keeps creeping into my head last night and like, oh, yeah, do you rock told me this? When he heard it, that it was that's not what it's about. And I've seen it already, too. It's just like, a new Jackass movie. And they're introducing some new people to the crew. So they'll probably alternate the the older guys out.
Unknown Speaker 6:24
Yes. So do Johnny Knoxville is like, probably 50. Now it's crazy. Yeah, I
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don't. Yeah, I don't know how old he is. But yeah, his hair still looks great. Yeah. I know a lot of medical professionals are concerned about his head. Just yeah, he's had a lot of hard hits and like concussions and knockouts. Pretty insane. We also have confirmation. From our last episode, we talked about the farts rolling up. And we didn't know if that occurred with our male counterparts. We did get confirmation from Mike. But they do sneak up and even if you're wearing boxers, and sometimes it can take all the balls. I wouldn't have thought that. So yeah, yeah, it's good to know. And another one of our friends. You message, hope that I think like, yes, that happens with them in the tapas ball. Bounce.
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In case you're waiting on the edge of your seat to know. Yeah, now you know, the
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in a professional manner. So speaking of professionals, some people are professional preachers. Preachers, preachers, the word of God? Yes. Yes. Yes. So there's a gentleman that I keep saying pop up on social media. And his name is Greg Locke. And he's famous for a bunch of weird shit. But recently, he was. I think it was like a Oh, he was talking about voting. And he was like, if you're a Christian, you can't vote Democrat. And they're a Democrat is a baby Butcher. And he's just like, screaming and like he's fucking wild. So I did a little research project on him. Oh, okay. It kind of ties into Q anon. I haven't jumped into my Q anon research yet because it's just too depressing.
Unknown Speaker 8:50
I keep seeing videos, like pop up my YouTube recommendation that's like, inside the Q anon world or Q anon Kol. And I'm just like, I can't handle this right now. But I'm so intrigued.
Unknown Speaker 9:03
But yeah, he's kind of on the fringes of this. He started preaching in the 90s.
Unknown Speaker 9:12
And sorry, does he belong to like a specific sect of Christianity?
Unknown Speaker 9:16
I think like evangelical like, just crazy shit. Far out. He started this church called Global Vision Bible Church in 2006. And he's been the head pastor is
Unknown Speaker 9:34
isn't sorry. It made me think of like, like Ben spiller movies. Like isn't like in dodgeball Isn't it like world gym or whatever? Or like in heavyweight? Like, world, Jim and
Unknown Speaker 9:50
I don't remember that one. But yeah, it sounds fucking stupid.
Unknown Speaker 9:54
Number one, imagine this guy like a Ben Stiller villain.
Unknown Speaker 9:58
He pretty much is But worse, okay. The first thing that was like controversial about him he like cheated with his secretary in 2018 Oh, and got a divorce. And everybody was like, hey, like, aren't you supposed to not get divorced and he was like, It's fine. It's fine to like cheated on my wife. Um, he was one that like, spoke out against like transgender bathroom stuff. He also supported that place in Colorado that refuse to make a wedding cake for gay couple.
Unknown Speaker 10:44
Like, I don't know, some level of lack of self awareness. Just it's insane. It's fucking
Unknown Speaker 10:53
crazy. You'll like this. He his net worth is $129 million. He does the church stuff does speaking engagements. And he sells a line of T shirts and drink shakers.
Unknown Speaker 11:07
Oh, yeah. Does he make house slippers? Not yet. Be on the lookout. Sounds like I didn't get to go back and get those ones from TJ Maxx.
Unknown Speaker 11:18
Oh shit. Yeah. So you do need some slippers? Yeah. Oh yeah, he's called COVID-19 a hoax pandemic and a fake pandemic. He's famous for going on several anti Vax rants. He said that vaccines had aborted fetal tissue in them. So he didn't want to get them
Unknown Speaker 11:42
abortions have abort?
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vaccines have aborted fetal tissue and them
Unknown Speaker 11:47
Oh weird my brain like autocorrected that to like abortion because like that makes more sense than
Unknown Speaker 11:56
Yeah, it doesn't make sense at all. He said that the political elites were just getting like a bunch of sugar water, not vaccines, because they're in on the plan. Whatever that plan is, you could just
Unknown Speaker 12:14
say placebo. Yeah, but I understand.
Unknown Speaker 12:21
I feel like I'm doing this really bad and what else?
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The preacher man says it's like in the time in the Mississippi River. She's a golden dragon.
Unknown Speaker 12:42
He's called Joe Biden, a sex trafficking demon possessed mom girl. And Kamala Harris, a Jezebel demon which made me laugh out loud.
Unknown Speaker 12:53
Demon. I mean, is that like a slur for like, being just, like, slutty? Okay? New word. Meaning be
Unknown Speaker 13:11
he one of the members of his congregation, like I guess didn't follow his antivax propaganda and got COVID and they fucking died.
Unknown Speaker 13:22
Sorry, one of his what? Sorry. I was trying to look up what Jezebel means. Find.
Unknown Speaker 13:28
Um well, so I just looking on Google definition of decibel. This is from Merriam webster.com. The like the dictionary number one, a phonetic Benesch Sheehan. I am so sorry. Maybe let's start with the pH.
Unknown Speaker 13:53
I said it with confidence. And now I'm like, I don't know. I think it's wrong.
Unknown Speaker 13:56
But that's probably right. I'm a wife of an Ahab who according to the account of one and two kings pressed the Colt ball in Israelite kingdom, but was finally killed in competence with Elijah's prophecy. Number two, often not capitalized and abundant, shameless or morally unstrained. Woman? Oh, that's probably the
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vice president.
Unknown Speaker 14:23
Yeah. Okay. Um, well, they know more words than I do. Good job. But, sorry. So you said one of his assistants got
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one of the congregation members like listen to his anti vac stuff and then got COVID and No.
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in trouble for that are held accountable?
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No, not at all. He's just like, oh, yeah, like that's God's plan.
Unknown Speaker 14:51
Sorry. I'm just like looking away and just like trying to cope with not going forward right now. Like
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it To this fucking guy, like, I don't really know why I chose to do this one, but to me it was just kind of like more dark cringe. It's like, you can be like, Oh, this guy's fuckin stupid. But then at the end there's a staying with like, the world's fucked.
Unknown Speaker 15:14
Yeah I gotta say that's been one of my like biggest like perks with like some of the more extreme religions because they're just like if you go to faith healing I just feel like that kind of crosses a line because that's just like you're just taking advantage of people at that point. Well, yeah,
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like, people want to be Christian and just be calm like, that's totally cool, but like, fucking with other people's lives.
Unknown Speaker 15:42
No, yeah. Yeah, like I remember that one story that was like, those, those parents I don't I can't remember the religion. Maybe I'll just do a whole research thing on this sometime. But yeah, they they are kids get like really sick. And they're just like, oh, you know, church, and I remember they had like, bundled him in a blanket and did some like power stuff and like he died. And it's like, Oh, my God makes doctors or Yeah, we just tried to fit it in there somewhere. So if you can just Yeah.
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Crazy, you'll get more mad.
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Let me bust out some more of this chicken.
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Chickens to help. So he kinda has gone like further and further to like Christian nationalism. And he told people to like go to their school board meetings and like, stir up trouble. He's like, this is what do they do? He told people to quit playing the coward and stir up your board meeting for the glory of God. So you know, when you see all those shitty, like, fucking PTA conferences on TV. It's like stirred up by people like him. You know, just like mad about made up shit.
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Find some of those and review them.
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Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. This shit is fucking crazy. So he was present at the 2021 capital riot.
Unknown Speaker 17:19
Why? Like, okay, yeah, he
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was there. He's like
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the ground.
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Yeah, he's like, these fucking baby butchered Democrats, which is a direct quote from this man. Like, he,
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sorry, I'm just shaking my head. I feel like I shouldn't be responding vocally or verbally but I'm just like, I feel like I'm just like in shock. What the fuck? It's insane.
Unknown Speaker 17:45
So he was preaching outside of the Capitol riot with a bullhorn. So everybody's about to like,
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God intended. Yeah.
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Like multiple people were about to die because of this. So we're just gonna, like, do a little sermon, you know? And then I guess Mike Pence ended up speaking out about the riot and saying that like, the violence was bad, which I'm surprised. I'm surprised. And Locke call Greg Locke called Mike Pence, a Judas for merely stating that he didn't condone the violence. And what does that mean? Like we're not gonna know this. I know it's a banger by Lady Gaga. She has a song. It was my first thought. But I looked it up and pretty much Judas was one of the 12 apostles and he betrayed Jesus. And I don't know what this is about, but he betrayed Jesus by disclosing whereabouts for 30 pieces of silver. Judas brought me in to arrest Jesus and identified Him with a kiss. And then Jesus was arrested tried and executed. Identify to me the kiss. Yeah, like what does this mean? But I just didn't research it'll be a mystery.
Unknown Speaker 19:12
How do people hate gays if they read the Bible? Oh, you can maybe it was standing mean by that but
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that's fucking crazy. Here's another good one. And by good one, I mean awful. In January of this year, a lot claimed that autism is caused by demonic possession caused by demonic possession. So he's one of those people say you just gotta get the demons out and you will be grief.
Unknown Speaker 19:49
And just like the the demons made, who was that other preacher we talked about on here before? Oh, Ted Haggard, yeah, made him do the math and
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have him bucks the man for money. Oh, yeah, to back up a little bit. I forgot to mention that he got permanently banned from Twitter. Because the COVID misinformation.
Unknown Speaker 20:14
Wow. Yeah. And then he probably went to one of those like fringe social media sites that are just really parlor. Weird. Yeah, I'm all over PA. And my pillow guy made one too. I can't remember what it was called though, but maybe we'll research this later.
Unknown Speaker 20:34
Yeah, he did a good old fashioned book burning organize that at his church, guess what kind of books they burned? Would you think it would be something about like trans issues or like I kid with two moms?
Unknown Speaker 20:52
Yeah, just maybe children's books that have like, those kinds of influences on it? I guess.
Unknown Speaker 20:58
Well, this is what he thinks has those kinds of influences are Harry Potter and Twilight. Because he said he says there have spells and demon ism is shape shifting and occultism Harry Potter and like,
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like, I don't know. I know, though, that whenever the books came out and stuff as it were coming out, there was a whole like, uproar thing with it, too. And I don't I don't understand,
Unknown Speaker 21:31
like a play fucking story. Like it's just fantasy. Like, it's insane. But yeah, he's uh, maybe he doesn't know that. There's like children's books for like kids with like, two moms or whatever he like, doesn't even I would think he would want to ban stuff like that. He probably doesn't know if it exists. And that's why he hasn't because why would you go for fucking Harry Potter and Twilight? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 21:55
Like from Pokemon books and Leia. I might have actually seen a clip from that on social media. Because if it was the same book burning a guy, like went there and burn the Bible, he'll say.
Unknown Speaker 22:13
It's like I burned the demonic book. And everybody's like, yeah, and then they realize he's talking about the Bible. And they're like, forming him. Oh, so funny. So the happy ending to the story is a recently lock. I think I mentioned this briefly earlier, but he has been going on these rants saying that. Democrats are baby butchers and God denying demons and all this stuff. And somebody was like, Hey, you're pushing a political agenda. So you need to give up your tax exempt status with the government. Because you're breaking this 26 USC 716 11 Like excerpt from the IRS. Lawyers. Yeah. And so I never saw this. I've seen this guy on Tik Tok but apparently people on Tik Tok organized to file complaints with the IRS. And like the clips of a Greg lock talking about all this political stuff.
Unknown Speaker 23:19
Oh, and I just want to say I said I love lawyers. Yeah. But like, yeah, I get very pumped when I watch a lawyer stick it to someone that deserves it in court. No, yeah. They like you know, question them really aggressively and the person can't squirm out of it. I'm just like, oh, okay, this guy. He,
Unknown Speaker 23:43
like the IRS was like, hey, like, you can't fucking do this shit. And allegedly, he's the one who took away his tax status. That's what he said. And everybody's like, no, the IRS took it away like you but he's trying to make it sound like it. Like he's the one that made the decision.
Unknown Speaker 24:00
But like, what did he have like? Some point like a story to go with it? Like I chose to do it
Unknown Speaker 24:06
because yeah, I have a quote from him. Okay. He said, Guess what I did this week. I can hear his voice but it's not very many people many
Unknown Speaker 24:24
even hear it. I got an attorney and I just saw our stinking Bible one c three in this church, because the government ain't gonna tell me what I can say. And what I can do is we don't need your stupid tax exempt status. You can put in a you can put it in a bag and burn it in your front yard for all we care. I renounced 501 C three communism and this time
Unknown Speaker 25:01
Well you know you gotta flip it I bet that made his church a little stronger maybe maybe
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I need to play you a clip I was gonna have it queued up on the TV but I think our TV broke because it just randomly turned oh my gosh real quick because yeah
Unknown Speaker 25:25
I feel like when a lot of like religions fringe religions and cults and stuff get the like governments are can say the government's angry at them it just really helps them grow
Unknown Speaker 25:43
up to the place right now if you vote Democrat I don't even want you around this church Get Out Get Out chatting to baby butchering the union be interested in vote Democrat and get pissed off as you go to you cannot be a Christian and vote Democrat in this nation God denying demons that put your babies
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has like a million followers on Facebook Jamie I went to his Facebook the other day and just like haha reacted to a bunch of people's comments and troll them but yeah, I think I think he had almost a million on Twitter too before he got banned but he's this
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let me skip around a little bit Do you not be a Democrat and a Christian you can
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wickedness I'm sick of it they hate this nation. Get mad all you want to talk tonight is price gonna
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throw tomatoes? Vote tomatoes. I think he said I don't care if you throw tomatoes. Which I would be and I found out that he's in Tennessee, which we've been looking to maybe move to Tennessee, so I'm like if I'm near him I'm gonna go fucking pick it outside of his church and be like fuck you motherfucker. Like get out of here cropped us in front of his house every day. Even if I'm the only one I'm just gonna be like like, this guy is. I mean, like it's on the verge of like Q anon shit. And this is how we will get brainwashed. That's fucking insane. Yeah, it Yeah, yeah, I have so just like laugh about this guy. He's stupid. He's fucking stupid. But it'll be okay. Because people will keep doing stupid shit. And we can laugh slash cry inside and
Unknown Speaker 28:01
it was this was kind of reminding me to have just like some other preacher cringy kind of stuff. I'm like, have you seen those videos of the preachers that got the that like bought the airplane that like private jet or whatever? And like, yeah, so he used like the church money to buy a private jet. And then I go another television like they're both like popular televangelists. And like another one like got his own private jet like well, maybe not maybe they're just talking about this guy's private jet but anyway, there's a private debt involved in two preachers sounds like a private jet so basically, everyone's just mad that they use he use the church money to buy a private jet but he's just like trying to justify it like oh, you want me to have because like when you're getting onto camera like you know commercial plane is just like a tube full of demons. The you know, general
Unknown Speaker 29:10
demons. That's a cool band name. Actually, check out my band
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to follow Dr. Mann's dude, I feel like okay, I feel like there should be a metal band that covers Christian music. Like gives it titles like
Unknown Speaker 29:25
that. Yeah, you know what Christian music I actually like I do find out is Christian music till way later, like, finally. I learned Christian. Yeah, so there's the song right? She's like talking about like, my arms wrapped around you and stuff. And I'm like, oh, it's fun. Jesus. Oh, okay. Yeah. So when you listen to now you're like, Oh, this is weird.
Unknown Speaker 29:54
I think I may have heard that the lead singer is like anti um, Like anti LGBTQ costs and stuff like that, which, knowing this makes sense now, but I would have to confirm that I've liked relying Okay, and I didn't realize they were like a way later. Um, so yeah, those those preachers were cringy. And then, um, one time we were staying at a hotel, and I was just flipping through the channels and it was like, I don't know, like a gospel thing. And it was fucking if I'm not mistaken, that fucking fuck face guy that got caught by James Randi. I'm having like an earpiece in and his wife like feeding him information. Now, I don't know about that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So um, James Randi, one of my favorite people of all time. I'm not. He's a magician. I'm not really familiar with his magician. Always. Yeah. But I am a big fan of him. Because he, he has this reward. It's like, a million dollars to anyone that can prove like the existence of like paranormal, psychic abilities, or just stuff like that. And by the way, that's like some of the best cringe videos you'll ever watch is like having these people and they're just like, trying to make up excuses out of it. Sounds crazy. But he caught this preacher. Because the basically just tapped into the radio frequency or whatever that him and his wife were using. Everyone has pulled that card.
Unknown Speaker 31:57
Yeah, yes. Yeah, sorry. About that. Yeah, they like fucking put it's like a whole show. And like, I've heard that the type of music that they use at church is to, like, emotionally manipulate you, you know, until like, crying and getting all like, it makes
Unknown Speaker 32:16
me mad. puts you in a more vulnerable position. Yeah. And
Unknown Speaker 32:20
then people will take advantage of you like, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 32:23
it's, it's super. Yeah, it makes me mad. But he makes more money now than he ever did before. Considering like, price changes of everything and stuff. So I mean, it just why it makes me so mad. But anyway, I'm pretty sure it was this same preacher, but because I was so I just remember being so surprised whenever I saw a commercial with him. I was like, What the fuck is this guy doing on TV? But he was just like selling holy water. Just like little vials of holy water. That would you know, help you out and with whatever problems you're having, and I just I just wanted to break the TV so bad. Yeah, that's Oh, that's interesting. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 33:16
Is your research topic more lighthearted?
Unknown Speaker 33:19
Um, no. Depressed it's not religion related. or anything like that, but it is kinda like fucked up but on a
Unknown Speaker 33:34
I'll say on a smaller niche kind of scale. Oh, niche niche. Um, so hold on. Let me pull up my notes. So my research topic for today Have you ever heard of a show called adults adopting adults
Unknown Speaker 33:50
oh my gosh, I have this on my list of shit.
Unknown Speaker 33:54
Like any of it at all
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just seemed like a thing advertising it and I was like this is awesome because I meant to look into it but oh man there's too much weird shit to yeah time for it.
Unknown Speaker 34:12
So I have like some notes written but I'm like I had just watched like some random things on it before so like I'm going to be kind of jumping between like my notes and recalling stuff. So kind of bear with me on jumping between those things. Yes, but just to kind of intro I think a variety did a really good little article right up on it. So they have an article titled AMD pulls the plug on controversial adopts adult adopting adults after three episodes.
Unknown Speaker 34:49
Three it only made it Yeah. I am not surprised. But also I kind of am
Unknown Speaker 34:56
Yeah, and I cannot find it anywhere. Like I've been trying to find it Any streaming services Yeah, I'm like, I had to, like do some hardcore digging. So I like a
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black market coffee. Be awesome.
Unknown Speaker 35:09
So I really need to do more digging to hopefully maybe find those. And, but the only thing I've seen was just like, videos other YouTubers and stuff may like I think the one of the first ones I saw was from 16. Leo, I may have watched Leon wash and Chad Chad's, um, but the notes that I got today are from mostly from Christians, and a little bit of paid money will be Oh, which will pay money will be highlights. So if you want to check this out yourself, I'd recommend just checking any of those places out. And the paid money will be highlights was actually the only one that talks a little bit about like all of the couples or all of the situations or scenarios and bubbles. Bubble wobble.
Unknown Speaker 36:14
I'm still processing that like the wobble word pay money
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will be is paying me IRL streamer, but I mostly just watch his like highlight fun. So but all of the channels focus on this other couple which I'll be talking mostly about
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probably the one
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but one couple are Sorry, I keep saying couples I'm just so used to these shows being like, like Married at First Sight are like 90 Day fiance. Gyms. So one lady, she I guess she had a bad relationship with her mother and then started hanging out with these older, this older couple, and they were like really helping her out and stuff. And she was going to like have a baby. I think maybe not. Maybe I added that pardon. But anyway, like her birthday was gonna come up or something. And she was gonna have a party. And she like, invited her biological mom too. And she was like, yeah, so you know, my mom doesn't know yet that like they're gonna adopt me and like, the mom just thinks that they're like, friends and stuff. And like, the restaurants are all just like her being like, you know, I know that. Like, I wasn't that great in the past. So I'm y'all I'm so thankful that you guys were able to be there for her this and that just kind of thinking like, you know, they're kind of just, you know, like, God parents or something more or less, I guess, like really good friends. But then, well, girl was like, Yeah, you know, I you know, they're gonna adopt me and then the mom was just start crying. She was like, well, that means I won't be your mom anymore. And she's like, I don't know. Like, you've just like, gotten a note not an annulment with a call that when you divorce your parents?
Unknown Speaker 38:09
Yeah. It's an emancipation. Yeah. Is it okay? Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 38:14
a man's like,
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I looked into doing that. I was like, I want to be on my own.
Unknown Speaker 38:21
I think I probably did.
Unknown Speaker 38:24
Like, I'm my own person. Or my voice sounded that way back then.
Unknown Speaker 38:29
And Damon, I can't remember what one of the other couples was what they're all you know, like equally cringy and stuff,
Unknown Speaker 38:38
but the one that I think I saw was like a white couple. And they had a girl that was like, I don't know
Unknown Speaker 38:48
where that's probably the one I'm going to be talking about. I have a tie dye shirt on. I'm pretty sure yeah, sorry. I might have said that weird but in my head I had like the two like not as talked about ones I missed the one I was an inbound but I can't remember the other one couple. Anyway, and just to kind of continue reading varieties article because it kind of will introduce this couple. So adults adopting adults has come to an end the reality series, which was originally set for a 10 episode run on AMD, debuted in January running both on network and streaming on app and hgtv.com however, the show was suddenly pulled from all platforms after the third episode aired on February 14, and has canceled due to low ratings. Variety can confirm
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that would a watch that shit. I had a noun
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like and a lot of people feel like the people that I'm about to talk about is like the reason I got cancelled because it's really fucking weird and creepy. But if variety can confirm it was canceled due to low ratings then you know
Unknown Speaker 40:08
it was found out.
Unknown Speaker 40:10
Shortly after its debut, one couple highlighted began making headlines. And that would be Christie and Danny Huff, who were looking into adopting pregnant 20 year olds, Elena from Austria. However, Danny 59 once tried to adopt an 18 year old young woman, but it fell through because he had romantic feelings for her. Christy notice that Danny has been unfaithful before and worries that the same thing will happen again with Alina Alana. I'm so sorry if I'm pronouncing your name incorrectly. Um, so we're gonna dive into it a little bit. And if I remember things that I don't have written in my notes, then yeah, we'll go there.
Unknown Speaker 41:00
Can I say one quick thing? Do you please do this was with the actor Woody Allen. Did he like ended up being in a relationship with us like adopted daughter or something? Oh, yeah, he does some weird shit.
Unknown Speaker 41:13
For some reason I remembered or Tommy Lee did Angelina Jolie for some reason. I remember him doing that too.
Unknown Speaker 41:23
I only want to know about Billy Bob, because they're the hottest white trash couple. Haley. Yeah. Sorry.
Unknown Speaker 41:33
Let's see. So Danny meets this this girl in a Facebook group. And as they're kind of like, just kind of getting some shots of this, like leading up to them, meeting her and stuff. Yeah, it's talking. Well, you know, he's talking with his wife and stuff like that. And like, you can tell that she's just like, over it. Yeah, she will. She's at one point. She's like, because they're like, why are you doing this? She was like, well love, you know, for our family and stuff. Because I want him to be happy. It's like, ah, yeah. Um, so one quote that from one of those conversations, he says, Did you ever one day think we would be adopting a grown woman? And then she says, I try not to think about it too much. It's just like, ah,
Unknown Speaker 42:36
yeah, isn't there a part where they're like, by the pool or something talking and she's like, in the pool, and they're glaring at or something?
Unknown Speaker 42:45
Oh, that might be the other couple that I couldn't remember. Cuz I remember there's It was weird, because he was like, Oh, why don't you get in the pool? And the girl was like, oh, cuz I don't know how to swim. And he was like, Well, don't worry, baby. Like, you know, I got to cover it all, like teach you and she's like, all right. All right. Well, you also you know, how to like play piano and like, basically like all this shit, like on her like to do really expensive. He's like, Yeah, got you covered baby. And it's just like they did like a, um, what do they call those like that the headshots whatever the, you know? Yeah. Like on the office.
Unknown Speaker 43:27
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:29
And, um, he was like, Well, you know, she got like, it's this the guy know this his wife. So the context is this, this head talking to his wife. And he was like, Well, you know, she kind of got like, the short end of the stick or whatever. And she was kind of like, yeah, just kind of like, fucking No, thanks. I'm situation these
Unknown Speaker 43:50
motherfuckers Yeah, so
Unknown Speaker 43:54
thank you, because that reminded me of when I was forgetting. But this, yeah, this couple. Let's see. So whenever they asked Danny about why he wants to do it. He basically sums it up. So fucking weird. Danny talks about how a girl's father passed away. She came to adopt a puppy from them. And she talked about trying to get adopted as an adult previously, but it didn't work out. And so he felt like he had to fill that gap and be there for her.
Unknown Speaker 44:33
He was trying to fill other gaps here. Wait, yeah, these are adults. Okay. Wait, I just make an awful joke. And then
Unknown Speaker 44:42
he said, I started having feelings for her. She's a beautiful young lady. Christie reveals that he was unfaithful at this point. So she was worried that this was gonna happen again.
Unknown Speaker 44:56
She's like, can we just please stop adopting at all?
Unknown Speaker 45:00
It's just Yeah, it's so weird because like, predicament. He talks about it like, he's so like back and forth like in the same sentence where he's like, I don't have any feelings for for Elaine or my daughter. But she's a beautiful woman, but I don't have any feelings for her. But I might develop them. So I'm worried, but I'm not worried about it. It's just like, What the fuck do I mean, she's pregnant. So it's not just one but it's fucking, it's gonna be two people that you're gonna be like Herky jerky and around her jerky I don't know why. And so, um, you know, it's just kind of building up to this. Them got, like, going to meet her and stuff. So as they're making welcome signs to take to the airport. You know, Christy's putting a sign together the wife and she asked Danny. Oh, like, you know, like, what should I put on it? And she was like, I don't know. And she was like, Well, you know, if this was your sign, like, what, what would you want to say? Or what would you put on it? And he goes, Oh, God. Welcome to Ohio. Where's my blowy? Fucking dogs gonna adopt?
Unknown Speaker 46:37
Fucking boy. But the word blowy Yeah. It's a lot to take in.
Unknown Speaker 46:46
Yeah. Midway talking about all the weird tension, because, you know, she, she's like, they're kind of talking about it. Because she's like, you know, I'm worried about things happening and stuff. And they're just kind of he's just talking like, nonchalant, like, No, it's not a problem. It's not a big deal. I can't believe you're like worried about this, blah, blah, blah, and how he goes about it. And so then like, I'm just, I'm assuming he just wanted the conversation to end he was like, where's my milkshake? Like, what? And also, before she arrives, they prepare a camper RV thingy outside of the house for her to stay in. Um, so yeah, it's just you can just tell how just like, strained their relationship is and just how much this person walks all over his wife. Just to be a fucking creep.
Unknown Speaker 47:53
That's yeah, that's wild. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 47:57
And whenever they go to pick her up from the airport, it's funny they make like a whole build up. That's like, even gonna come playable. But, you know, she comes and they see are you Yes. Do you fear? Of course he's gets like that creepy smile going like I like. But I just like see this, like, just nasty beast behind him and everything he does so. And so then the wife, she just starts like when she sees her, she just like starts crying. And it's just like a it's almost like an instant moment of like, oh, man, this actually is gonna happen. My life is fucked up. What the fuck am I gonna do?
Unknown Speaker 48:46
So much to take in? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 48:51
And so, let's see, doo doo doo. Okay, she feels like her life is sparks. And so Danny says she travels halfway across the world. And he's like, kind of starting to tear up and she, she? She wants to be with me Oh, and I wrote
Unknown Speaker 49:23
I can't say my brain of this information.
Unknown Speaker 49:28
Oh, yeah. Sorry. I need to hold on just like breathe for a second because I'm just like,
Unknown Speaker 49:31
ah, but something.
Unknown Speaker 49:36
Okay, and so, um, you know, they get her. They get her home. And I guess like situated in the camper. And just like kind of a little side note like this this whole time. Danny, like wears tie dye shirts. So it's just kind of like, a thing with him is just, he's just a creepy, so kinda
Unknown Speaker 49:56
laid back.
Unknown Speaker 49:57
Trust me Yeah, um, so they they make breakfast in the morning and she comes inside wearing a tie dye shirt, which I can only assume is his unless they just are saying soulmates or some shit like that I have tied. Yeah. So yeah, it's already a little weird. And then, um, you know, he's making Yeah, he's making her breakfast and then Christie walks in and you know, you can tell she's uncomfortable. And then for some reason, he's just like, and he says it just like, this is like normal conversation and that like Christie should not get upset at this, but he's just like, Yeah, you know, if you want to talk about any of our prot, like marital problems or anything like that, like, like, we can, like discuss them now. Just like, you know, with her sitting right there just trying to be like, Hey, let's just get it all out in the open and it's just like, Oh my God, and so then Christie gets upset. And he's like, What? Ooh, she upset? I don't know. I don't shoot. She doesn't understand. I don't get it. And I and then, uh, hold on, I wrote down a quote, because he said something else. That was really weird, of course. He's like, Yeah, you know, I don't I don't know what her problem is. But I want you to stay right here because I love hugging Anya, and you're awful sweet. With my bag, girl. Sorry. Wow, that's a frame shower. Yes. Please, help me. And let's see. Yeah, um, so yeah, he's kind of like trying to basically just blames everything. That's weird on on Christie. And, um, it's almost like he tries to, like, start talking shit about her because he's like, Yeah, I don't know what her problem like after he says that, like, you know, I don't know what her deal is. Blah, blah, blah. And then, um, the girls just like, Well, it sounds it sounds really personal. You don't have to talk to me about it. And I was like, wow, that was a nice way to handle the situation. But like, yeah, even she's like, Dude, what the fuck? So I don't know if she's, I don't I don't know anything about this girl. So I'm not gonna, like, say much about her or anything. But like, they were asking her why she did it after she got to their house and stuff. And, you know, she was just like, well, you know, I just saw this was like a thing that people do. And like, I'm about to have a baby and like being living on the streets with a baby is not an option. So basically, she's just doing
Unknown Speaker 52:56
baby into it, too. Yeah, yeah. I think the wife's gonna be upset about
Unknown Speaker 53:04
and like to in the show like the the wife like meets up with some friends and they're just like to like talk about her stresses and stuff and they're just like, I don't even understand how you're letting this happen. And at one point I'm after she did talk to a friend about it. She She goes to talk to Danny about it. Because she said her friends and herself I don't know the proper grammar formation of how that sentence should be. But other pictures about her her own stress of the situation with this girl moving in because I mean, one like your husband's obviously cheating on you, then you're gonna have like a girl and a kid to take care of because I think he's a trucker. So he's going to be like, Vaughn.
Unknown Speaker 53:55
Yeah, this man has the audacity Yeah, I can't even
Unknown Speaker 54:03
like in to because I think a part of the I can't remember like, exactly the way it was phrased. But I think at some point, she kind of realized to like, she's the only kind of protection or guidance that this girl has. And this fucked up situation because of that situation for the girl. And she's the only like, adult that could help her if shit got like, they really, really, really, really, really, really bad. Because I mean, she's obviously not stopping it up front, when it's obviously not a good idea. Um, and one more scene I wanted to talk about, so they're driving to I think they're driving to get clothes for the baby. But um, they're kind of talking about tattoos. Because Danny's just like, oh, you know, I heard that. You wanted to get like a tattoo of your baby's feet or whatever. And she was like, Yeah, you know, I don't have any tattoos. to use and he was just like, Oh, really? Haha I don't think Christie has any but I have like two or three. Firstly, do it two or three.
Unknown Speaker 55:10
And then he's like doesn't know what it was like possible.
Unknown Speaker 55:16
They couldn't be honest back, which sometimes it's about the tattoos on his bag. But then this is kind of weird on the girl's part because then she chimed she's just like, um, after he says that she's like, hold on, did I write down the quote?
Unknown Speaker 55:42
And then yeah, and then she says, she's just like, Oh, I'm obsessed with guys with tat of with guys with tattoos with two to three tattoos. Yeah. And then he's like, oh, yeah, dad, boss, bad boss, and tattoos. I'm just like, Oh, God. And then of course, the wife is just sitting there like the girl in the wipers sitting in the backseat. And I don't know, it's just really weird. Oh, and the reason I brought up about her talking to Danny about, like, the stress of her being in the situation and stuff. Um, so she starts bringing up her concerns, like her concerns. Yeah. You know, after she moved a person across the world and into an RV in her driveway. And I think she's just a funny little tidbit. I think she's just a while they're talking about this. She's just like, eating no huge bowl of watermelon on the couch with her feet kicked out, and she's just like, this is just really stressful. And then so after he she says, like that stuff. Dami just kind of cuts butts in and cuts her off. And she's like, Well, I disagree. And it's just like, what and then that's when the episode ends. And that was the last episode.
Unknown Speaker 56:56
ever know how it turned out?
Unknown Speaker 56:58
There is a fourth one recorded, but it didn't get released. So like, if somebody wants to see it's so bad.
Unknown Speaker 57:04
Yeah, and those archives. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 57:07
I know. We have a lot of fans that AMD so
Unknown Speaker 57:11
please provide this. Provide the sleeve. I'll give you free ads for life. will drive
Unknown Speaker 57:19
all of our I was gonna say like, you know, five, but we definitely are a lot. We're a lot past five now. So, uh, yes, five. I could say that more intelligent way.
Unknown Speaker 57:34
I knew what you meant.
Unknown Speaker 57:35
Yeah, it worked. That was a wild ride. Yeah. Was Do you have any commentary on anything that you heard?
Unknown Speaker 57:44
I don't even know. It's a lot to process. I just hope that these people seek some guidance, because maybe they have some weird shit going on in their heads. Yeah, they need a little help figuring out how to have relationships and not just like, drop a pregnant lady in their house and think your wife's gonna be like, it's fine.
Unknown Speaker 58:15
Yeah, adding more to the equation does not make it easier to solve.
Unknown Speaker 58:20
Yeah. Dang. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 58:24
we should do what we are. Where are they now? And see, yeah, I can find anything. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 58:30
I don't think I could find anything whenever I was just doing research on it the other day. Um, but yeah, we'll definitely do uh, where are they now? Like, after we don't know research some other stuff and need to your baby, baby.
Unknown Speaker 58:48
Well, I first saw this on Tik Tok and I feel like people on Tik Tok once they put their minds to something, they'll figure it out. So maybe somebody will find a way to find that episode. Yeah, hopefully.
Unknown Speaker 58:58
You know, some of the YouTubers I saw did a video on it after it got removed from everything. So I think there's a way to dig it up somewhere, but you just got to figure it out. Um, and speaking of TiC tock um, that was another thing So Danny or tie dye shirt. Oh, yeah. Pregnant child loving man. He well, he has a tic tock. I think he wiped all the videos off now from what I've come to understand. But he basically he just had like a lot of like, racist shit. And some people are saying that's why the show got canceled and I just kind of like, Fuck him. That's probably a lot of reason. Yeah. And I doubt that it's the the low, low ratings excuse that they had
Unknown Speaker 59:58
do this motherfucker. Just keeps getting worse and worse.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:02
Yeah. I feel like we're gonna see him interviewed on something soon. Cuz like he's been talking with crews out a lot, hopefully from prison. And hopefully, him and that lady are divorced. Because she seems very sad.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:25
Yeah, hopefully she's free of that shit situation.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:31
Man. Yeah, I feel like my brain still processing all of it even though like I researched it. And I was, I don't know, my brain is this like processing it all again? And I'm just like, ah, that's just a fucked up. weird situation. That's very uncomfortable.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:46
Yeah, like, I can't imagine he just like come home from the store. And they're just like, another woman moved into the guest room and you're like, what's going on? He's like, don't worry about
Unknown Speaker 1:01:00
like, there's a whole other person. That's like stealing food from our kitchen.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:06
I don't get why she's upset. Oh, and there was
Unknown Speaker 1:01:09
another part. Maybe I'm angling this a little creepy, but
Unknown Speaker 1:01:14
it probably was your bro. So they have
Unknown Speaker 1:01:17
cameras all over their property, which is North seems. We have some cameras on our security cameras up and stuff. But they, they were there like, oh, yeah, you want to walk the property with us. That's like, usually what we do in the morning or whatever. So after their weird breakfast, they walked the property and we're talking about all the cameras. And I was just like, oh my god, like, I feel bad. Does she just like, Fuck, I can never escape like, like, she got there and was like, maybe I can like sneak away from like, some stuff. But now she's like, Fuck, I'm like, stuck. And I mean, just the fact that he's terrifying. A trucker, and we'll be away for long periods of crying
Unknown Speaker 1:02:00
about that shit. So
Unknown Speaker 1:02:03
even if you talk about like adopting a kid, like, well, they are talking about adopting adults. But adopting a child or just birthing one even just like getting a pet. Yeah. I don't mean to compare a person to a pet, but I'm just saying like, even the small responsibility of like a fish are something like 50 away. You don't put that responsibility on someone else. Like you just say like, Okay, I'm not in a situation where I can do this.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:33
Do that. And then he's just having a human and a baby. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:02:38
Because the the lady was like, I never wanted kids never imagined having kids, but we're doing it. Like, oh my god. Ah, well, why do you do all this stuff for the first
Unknown Speaker 1:02:49
man people just like willy nilly? Yeah. They're like, I'm gonna make a person. I'm like, that's a big decision. How are you just so casually like, like, the windy Williams thing that you talked about last week?
Unknown Speaker 1:03:06
Just imagine like the Oprah like,
Unknown Speaker 1:03:09
man, people are insane.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:12
Yeah. Yeah. What? And we'll have to maybe talk about how people used to just like solar kids often stuff. I'm sure they still do. Yeah, actually. It's just more illegal now. But yeah, I guess we've kind of chatted on long enough. We all follow us on Instagram and Facebook. And you know, if you're not already following us on the platform you're listening to give us a follow? Yes. Drop us a review. Yeah. So that follow button, just scoot over and hit those stars and tap the comment box and just type something in there. Something nice, preferably. Yeah.
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I mean, really? I would take some jumbled letters at this point, I guess.
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Yeah. Just like cool. Yeah, we're just a series you instead of jumbled letters. Just be jumbled emojis. Just a bunch of bunch of emojis. Um, let's see. Do we have to promote anything else? Um, I don't think so. We still have stickers. Yes. Take them stickers. Just stickers here. Get Yes.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:40
I don't know if you're recording when you did this earlier. But when you do your 1920s laugh.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:46
Oh, you did the left and mu. I thought it was I did
Unknown Speaker 1:04:49
it first. So I can't
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I can't remember. That's not right.
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I know. I can't do it now.
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Wait, let me maybe saying something Now see ya see I can't do it now under pressure.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:10
Once again showing your acting rain. Somebody pick this lady up and give her a movie deal.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:17
Give me a new As always, this has been nervous laughter podcast I don't know what else that would be I don't know why
Unknown Speaker 1:05:29
that is still as we didn't change the name. Yeah,
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well let you guys know. Yeah. All right party on fat heads party on the live Oh, so
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my nephew I saw him yesterday robot design if you yesterday this is our hopefully last test. I suppose I had a burger but it went away. That would have been a good test. Oh nice.
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I manufactured that one.
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Oh yeah. Isn't master of your holes.