Friend of the pod Chris joins us to talk about some disgusting shit (literally) Hey!
Friend of the pod Chris joins us to talk about some disgusting shit (literally) Hey!
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So I went to the gas station the other day, and I was just getting some energy drinks and as I'm reaching for the door, this guy... older, older older gentleman was just like, hey green haired lady. And you know as soon as you hear that you're just like, oh my god fuck, oh god
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then he went on to kind of like pitch his company's thing, I guess. It was something about like, like basically cleaning dog's teeth and stuff. But he was like, patent pending. So he has some kind of patent, patent pending way to clean dog's teeth. And then he was like, Yeah, you know, we need lots of help. So you know, if you want to, like, follow us, like us, marry me. I was just like,
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oh, gross, like
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ew ew ew What did you do?
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Like, see you laters Ville territory right there
I just need to get these energy drinks and go. Um, and then he stopped talking. I was like, okay, cool. He's going away and came back and was like, oh, yeah, so what's your name? And I was like, Kelly.
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Good call.
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Not my name, for those who don't know. You probably already know. So yeah, that was that was a fun time.
Unknown Speaker 1:45
Oh, we have a dude here. Yes,a man.
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Hey,
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hey, how's it going? I'm honored, Chris. Would it be too much to ask you for a clown voice? Yeah, can we get Hey, how's it going?
I haven't pulled it out for a while.
Unknown Speaker 2:07
That's what she said.
Oh, fuckers.
Unknown Speaker 2:12
I use it sometimes I use it at my job. If I'm trying to like belittle someone or be like, clown voice "seem like you're not having a great day."
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I turn that frown upside down.
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Sometimes if people are grumpy because I work with people. So it's you know, I see a lot of them at my job and some of them are cunts and you have to you have to speak to them as such.
Unknown Speaker 2:38
working with the public during the pandemic is something else.
Unknown Speaker 2:43
We all have deep trauma probably hasn't emerged just yet but it's gonna be an interesting like next few years. Like just being around groups of people and just being like yuck. Yeah, but some people are getting right back to normal. You know what I saw someone fucking do the other day. They just took a huge haul off of fucking drinking fountain
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I forgot about drinking fountains.
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I went and grabbed a bottle of water and was like hey, don't do that. Yeah, I think they need to go the way of phone booths
Unknown Speaker 3:21
where was this? drinking fountains at work? Okay,
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so we had one for a while and then during COVID Obviously we like put like we should have like, we should have like not taped it up like I didn't really have natural selection
Unknown Speaker 3:41
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I did take a sip out of a drinking fountain at my gym the other day at my aerial gym, so I'm kind of a nasty bitch.
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Its gotta be spotless
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it's not like a ton of people go to that gym. It's pretty specialized, I feel like that one's okay. Jim. It was an aerial gym so like...
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but people do break a sweat at said gym and then lean and then lean over said fountain
Unknown Speaker 4:15
well most people bring their own water bottle but I forgot mine some kind of say a lot of people don't drink from it layer because they are responsible and bring their own right just
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like sometimes I touch my nose and a crusty one falls out
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it's very rare happens on fucking time you rub your nose and you fucking like dismantle like a little piece and it falls out and then everyone's fucking leaning over god damn freaking fountain with the shitty fucking like meth mouth and nose and all kinds of shit falling out. What have you use a drinking fountain after someone with like a dead tooth use it
Unknown Speaker 5:00
Yeah, those are things are gross. I don't want to die. So yeah, I'm gonna start bringing my own water. I'm gonna use a straw though that I don't clean enough.
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Look like an asshole with a huge jug. And it's got like, "keep going" like
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that I have all the stickers on it. That's like hydration station. Yes, they positive. Like,
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I want to get one that like like denigrates you like as you go further, like you're gonna be pissed at all day. Fucking that would be you're not gonna get much sleep and then you get to the very bottom of it and it just says you're gonna die young.
Unknown Speaker 5:49
at my last job I had one of those because I was like, I just would rather drink water and piss all day then deal with these motherfuckers
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person. Toxic tons of water. Yeah,
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yeah, I used to kind of like span out my bathroom times that some of my jobs because I'd be like, I don't know I can take like 30 minutes and just sit in there and not really do anything.
Unknown Speaker 6:15
I remember where you used to work.
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That is the fucking
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bathroom was right like this close to where people sit. Oh, no. You're sitting in a certain bed your shotgun right at the right at the bathroom. Right? Yeah. And if somebody blows that up, everyone's gonna smell and people did it all the time. Yes,
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they would leave the bathroom door wide fucking open and the poop smell would just roll out.
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Like smelling my coworkers like shit. Yes. I
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hate smelling other people's poop. Right? I have
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to be head over heels like in love with you. If I have to go into a bathroom that you just fucking blew up. Like and it's still like very unpleasant. Yeah,
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there's like that lingering like still poop air and like it's warm. Warm
Unknown Speaker 7:06
Oh, God, one time I walked into the bathroom at work and somebody had like taken fucking smelled bad in there. And then like just impulsively I like grabbed my jewel and was like making a little jewel vape thing and I was vaping it Wait a minute. What the fuck am I bathe? No, if you ever need another reason not to vape there is a chance that you accidentally vape parts. Oh shit.
Unknown Speaker 7:33
I may have talked about this on the podcast before. Like how people with that job Chris and I used to work together. They would like fuck up the bathroom. And then just like fucking lock the door and close it
Unknown Speaker 7:51
Oh, hilarious. It was that they were like shamed. I'm like, That smells so bad. I'm ashamed of myself.
Unknown Speaker 7:57
Do they do that just like by themselves extra time to like
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there was like two employee bathroom stalls. It was like a single toilet and each and yeah, there was one that was super fucked up. Like the one when you walk straight ahead. The one to the left seemed to be okay. But the when when you walk straight ahead, it was like super fucked up. And it was always
Unknown Speaker 8:23
Oh, yeah, that one was really fucked up. You know, is that still you do is you kind of start flushing the toilet. Because there's a big log first, and then the rest later. So you just get that big. Like right now. And then it doesn't smell and then you're good. sprays. Other things you can do. Like there's no reason people should be blown up to 2022
Unknown Speaker 8:47
I was like shit and flowers. Yeah. 100% They don't always work.
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I walked in on some guy friends, like just took a shit and didn't know what's coming over and then just smells like shit and Cologne. And I'm like
Unknown Speaker 9:00
it's okay. I guess so. But me and my sister would
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always people do not go in a warning but not going
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oh, yeah, that's fine. And I feel
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embarrassed to do that. But I know people that find it I guess offensive to not do that to like that one people I'm like, Yeah, but that person's like, wanting to kill themselves because of how bad badly they blew off the bat.
Unknown Speaker 9:27
And they don't. Yeah, so your your sister took some monster shifts? Is that what you're saying?
Unknown Speaker 9:32
Yeah, we would always argue because, you know, we shared a bathroom growing up. She would shit and like spray, you know, just the old fashioned like, like that stuff.
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The stuff that you feel like landing on you.
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I would be like it smells like shit and flowers in here. I would like get so mad or because I just smell that all the time because that's
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smelling like the fucking breeze because like half of it lands on your body. Yeah. And then someone will be like you kind of smell like laundry detergent got stuck shit and
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like there needs to be a rendition of sex and candy like shit and flowers
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call up later on they're not doing shit. They'll make a couple bones. It's the time fuck we just played Mohawk luck and
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exposure. Yeah, to all the 20 people,
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or 20 closest friends.
Unknown Speaker 10:36
So is that enough shit talk? I don't know. More shit talks I have trouble avoiding it. Yeah, so I have a little something something I don't know if I talked about on the podcast before, but um, I know I think I've definitely told you the story. But like when I worked at Lowe's, I went to the bathroom. And I just need to wash my hands because I worked at the pink counter. So I was washing my hands looked up and there was just like this lady, um, install behind me with a soul wide open just like taking a shit. And I was just like, All right, well, I'm gonna pretend like I don't see you and just continue to wash my hands and leave to me. She was there the whole time. I was there. What
Unknown Speaker 11:16
did you like, make eye contact in the mirror?
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No, I tried very hard. I was like, that's
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what I was gonna ask.
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If we had a moment,
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but there was the option of closing the door. She just didn't take it. Okay, it wasn't like off the hinges or something? No,
Unknown Speaker 11:32
no, like, that was a functional door like it was not broken. And even if it was there's like 12 stalls in that bathroom. So like why? Yeah, but yeah, she just the only thing I could think of is like, she was a little bit of an older lady. So maybe she just went kind of dumb for a minute or was just like, if I fall off the toilet and need help. I can't have those door locked. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 11:57
Maybe that's it? Yeah. So yeah, she wants she can't quite afford the Life Alert. Yeah, so you just have to make sure she's visible when she's taking a shit in case she has a cardiac event.
Unknown Speaker 12:07
Yeah, like she just leaves her apartment every time she has to take a
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public library
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Yeah, so old people pooping it's a fun thing to
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work to join things can't get off the toilet. Maybe
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calling for help, though. But anyway, who's embarrassed? I don't know. She was calling for him. No, she wasn't damaged this hip fucking Lon Chaney. I haven't checked this good in 10 years. I mean, you probably get
Unknown Speaker 12:43
excited about good shifts when you're old. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 12:47
Honestly, if I get like a good floater, I'm like, I'm getting fiber. That's good.
Unknown Speaker 12:52
Oh, I didn't know fibers would did that. Yeah. That's always
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what I saw on like, a Good Mythical Morning YouTube thing one time and I was like, I'll keep that in mind. And it rarely happens. Like when you get the
Unknown Speaker 13:03
the the the Phantom wipe. There's nothing on there. There's the opposite of what I like to call the construction work. wiping it just looks like ripped pieces. And it's terrible.
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My body process.
Unknown Speaker 13:26
How long have we been recording? We can't make like, I don't want the show to be 18 minutes.
Unknown Speaker 13:34
So Well, we talked about doing we're gonna go through the digestive tract. Talk about food and then come back to poop. Well, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:41
Food. Yeah, it's more like a human centipede situation. That's fine.
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We're drinking some claws.
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Yeah. Segment one already meaty.
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I'm a little buzzed. I forgot these were 8% I was like, I don't like me either.
Unknown Speaker 14:00
It's my drug of choice. So I have a pretty good tolerance and also taking it slow. Because I'm the guest I don't want to be the drunk guest guest because I have to drive home too. But I was gonna say yeah, I'm not opposed to it but maybe maybe this time No.
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Bring up before I go. Oh, yeah,
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I'm not telling you all the drive drunk like what?
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I'll be dipping my philosophy and water drink painting them before.
Unknown Speaker 14:31
Like so like sweet and nice and accommodating ever since I got here but you're just gonna be like, I don't give a fuck. You are getting you're getting on the wheel. Here's your keys.
Unknown Speaker 14:41
I held on to you. Yeah,
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yeah, we haven't seen Chris in person in a while and he walked in and we're both do you hate?
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No
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need to say that like no It feels weird socializing again. I'm having a hard time you want but
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I think you might hate me.
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Immediate chemistry upon meeting both of you separately
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awful upbringings.
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That's gotta be Yeah, super nice person. I mean like your parents screamed at you You're like the nicest person. And yeah,
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like we've been broke broken by like working in like, like with people and with the general public and stuff like that, but I think that makes you a very well rounded person. Yeah, with communicating because I can tell him like three seconds if someone never worked a retail job, job or anything like that like because
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they're like humbles you. And it's like, oh,
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yeah,
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I once went on a date with a girl first date with a girl and we walked in, and they were like, Alright, your tables right over here. And she'd like she goes, we'd like a booth. relationship out of that day, I'm gonna be honest with you.
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I think she deserved a
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story of climbing out a window. So I went to the bathroom. There were no windows in it. So I did the next best thing. I grabbed a server. And I said, Hey, dude, I'm on absolute worst day of my life. Like she's being so fucking rude to all of your co workers and I just I gotta get out of here. Like I go through the kitchen. And he fucking walked me through the kitchen. Let me go out the back door and I fucking dipped
Unknown Speaker 16:28
out of there afterwards. of tax What were you doing like, Chili's?
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We were at it was like, I think it was God What the fuck was it? It's like something that's only in the Midwest. Am I even know I think it was Buffalo Wild Wings. I think it was a Buffalo Wild Wings. I think we're sucking down some wings ever get stood up
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above a Buffalo Wild. Nobody stands me up
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we didn't want to go like somewhere fancy is the first day. Like getting like coffee. Because coffee is just like, Oh no, I'm sitting here on an awkward first date. And I have to take a huge shit. That's great.
Unknown Speaker 17:18
Like, your anxiety is like, like, that's what happens to me.
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Remember the exact text I sent her after? Like, I looked at my phone and I had obviously tags and I was like, I'm gonna send her something and then block her number forever. I just texted her. Yeah, I don't like you very much. And
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well, she deserved it.
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She can tell to like they're already wasn't like chemistry. Really? It was already kind of awkward before that. I hate first. You guys
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had been on noni just like
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we met like outside and walked in together and it was already kind of like, like, okay,
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so you're just like, met on texting or now? Yeah,
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I mean, I kind of felt bad. I felt that day I felt like I can't sit through this isn't like an hour
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is too short. It is like so I got defensive of Buffalo Wild Wings because because I love chicken wings. And that was kind of brand
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new says verb ever but I didn't think is Open Season now. So I love chicken wings. And since I've moved to Austin Buffalo Wild Wings is not my favorite place. But when
Unknown Speaker 18:36
but when I was in Mississippi, that was like one of the only like, main places to get it. And it was funny because I went to work and then my boss was like, oh, because like I had makeup on. He's like, Oh, you have makeup on and stuff. Where do you get all dolled up for and I was like we're going to Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Mississippi laughs
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I think it'd be funny if you like, if you were just housing like wings and just getting sauce all over your face. And then when you like cleaned it up with the wet nap you then just had half a face of makeup and like everything from like
Unknown Speaker 19:06
makeup is just eye makeup. Like put I'm touching like my hair and my face like No, no, I don't I don't I don't really know. Yeah, no, not for wings. For for pluckers my folder, my story.
Unknown Speaker 19:23
I mean, you're throwing down some cash or Buckers you gotta look good.
Unknown Speaker 19:25
It's true. I'm Dr. Pepper wings, man.
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I go with the Baker's gold. That's my drug of choice. flavors. I can't I don't know. It's just it's just good.
Unknown Speaker 19:36
menu and I'm like it doesn't it's not descriptive. It doesn't I've never had that.
Unknown Speaker 19:40
Yeah, you know, it's hard to describe the flavors. Maybe I'll just be a complete fucking asshole and say it tastes it has umami notes to be one of those people. How about that?
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My fuckin white claw earlier the line one it traced. It tasted like straight soy sauce. Yeah, it really was. It was not was gross I don't know how I'm gonna drink this other ones
Unknown Speaker 20:03
when it was only like writing pack one I was I was clause only. I was I would say that to everybody you're drinking a truly you're a sub human in my book but since they've released like two more variety packs like they got some duds in there like they got some fucking disgusting flavors, like tangerine really fucking so yeah,
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it would be like a Costco Sam's Club kind of pack. Like it's all the shit flavors.
Unknown Speaker 20:28
Yeah, even lemon sucks. I was like, how fun how do you fuck that up?
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I do like the T ones. So have you had those? I don't
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like I don't like sweet tea at all. So enjoy them.
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Are you even fucking
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Iowa? I'm from
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what do you even do an Iowa?
Unknown Speaker 20:44
Well, I'm from Des Moines. So I'm not it wasn't like in a cornfield. I'm from the capital city. So there's a downtown and it's like it's grown a lot. Like if you go there now like there's actually like really good places to eat and stuff like that, like the Des Moines Art Center is amazing. But what I mean, we really did have to make our own fun when we were kids and I you know, looking back on it, I might be a little ashamed but my idea was a fun was fucking with other people. And so we would go to McDonald's and buy like, like 20 waters, right 20 cups of water. So we just find a two lane highway and just chuck Yeah, we call the carwash and
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water and not like we
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did it with other stuff, too. We discovered that you could get you could go to you can go to like gas station come and go by the way that's very famous gas station chain in the Midwest, make sure you get some merch if you ever go to
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try to and they were like out of all the good shirts. I think I sent you a message. I was like people in
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Texas don't know it that it's a gas station. So they just think you're wearing a shirt about jizzing.
Unknown Speaker 21:56
website you can get some from Yeah, they had some good stuff.
Unknown Speaker 21:59
Yeah, you can get some stuff on. I made sure to get one right before I moved. But like yeah, we found out you could buy bananas at the come and go for some reason, like right up at the front counter. And we found out what you could do if you were strategic enough, is turn the inside of a banana into mush without breaking. You know, and then becomes a fucking hand grenade. And so if you throw that at something, it just explodes all over the Banana Peel Stick it to it. It just looks awesome. So we throw fucking bananas at stuff like a Carson.
Unknown Speaker 22:31
I'm very sad. We don't have any bananas because I kind of like to do that.
Unknown Speaker 22:35
Like cruel show like because you know how you can put like bologna on a car and it takes the fucking circle and bologna on a car the next morning when they take it off, it takes the pain off. Like we would never do stuff like that. Like we would do stuff where it's like, yeah, you probably get a car wash now. Tires are breaking windows or any of that like terrible stuff. We just like wanted to cause a little bit of trouble
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boys being boys.
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hurting each other is a huge part of friendship in the Midwest.
Unknown Speaker 23:03
Did you do like backyard wrestling.
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We didn't do backyard wrestling, we'd have firework fights, like we'd get Roman candles and shoot them each other, you would get hit with one it's so hot that it'll like land on your skin and like start like cauterizing it's like so hot. So you have to actually pick it up again, like we'll do that we went through. We went through a phase where we all had like little staplers that are like an inch long that we keep in our pockets at at school and we'd go behind and like staple each other
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piano boys while it was terrible.
Unknown Speaker 23:36
That's the thing is like we would always have to like the next thing would have to be worse like so you win. But no one ever wins. And if he I stapled my friend's jacket to his back when he pulled it off it was like spinal cord. Oh yeah, so I was I was cool. Cool place to grow up wouldn't change it for the world. I'm glad I'm gone now. But
Unknown Speaker 24:02
yeah, what people would do in our school we had those like little metal rollers and they would put it on a pencil and like spin it really fast and like push
Unknown Speaker 24:12
Oh, yeah, rubber bands do so much damage. Rubber bands hurts so much more than people think that's the thing that sucks is the person doing it to you? Like doesn't think it hurts that bad. But rubber bands fucking suck. Pull it back and snap it. Yeah. I hate that. I hate that feeling. That's what my least favorite things like I'd rather be stapled I would much rather be staying. Yeah, it's not that bad.
Unknown Speaker 24:37
Maybe I'll let you staple. You're right now.
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I was gonna say yeah, maybe it'll be the end.
Unknown Speaker 24:43
Only those people like gun. Oh, yeah, that'd be a commercial stapler. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 24:47
I'd like to try that. I feel like I'd be okay with it.
Unknown Speaker 24:51
The upper arm isn't too bad. And certain spots on your back really sucks especially if you look like an emaciated skeleton pile of shit. Like I do me in the wrong spot. It's pretty bad.
Unknown Speaker 25:03
I have a lot of fatty places to do it. Just not on my like, upper chest.
Unknown Speaker 25:08
Oh yeah, color. Very bad book. Do you know all these places? Everywhere we did it for a long time. It was a long running thing. I went to a store and bought staples to reload my stapler.
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It was like those little baby wipes
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to hide them because, you know, and you can do it so quick that you wouldn't get caught. That's the best thing. It wasn't like book dropping somebody or something where it like makes a whole scene. Knocking. Yeah, we didn't do it to people that were like, dorky and weird. I loved everyone. That was weird. Those are my favorite people. The cool people. No, we did it. We just did it to each other. Only if we were friends with each other. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:49
Yeah. Mostly stuck myself in high school. So I never really
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remember those plastic. Like, what were they called? Like, the things that held your pencils and all that stuff. Just like little things that I guess it's just a pencil. But like the plastic ones that just like they're rectangular and they just snap is one of those hits the ground? explodes. So yeah, I would I would, I wouldn't know that. I could do that. But I would never do that. Okay, I don't want to be a bully.
Unknown Speaker 26:21
I always make bookmarkers with those because you could feel like the middle part because they had all those bumps. You could fill a metal part up with glue markers on it and make it colorful and wet and dry. And you just Yeah, bookmark. Jamie.
Unknown Speaker 26:36
How did you learn how to do that?
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Brands? Okay. Yeah, that's what
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happened once. It's because you're busy
Unknown Speaker 26:55
Yeah, no, I was busy making bookmarks and shooting in pools, so it's okay.
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The pool shutter. I
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think the shittiest thing that I did to other people as a kid was well number one shooting in a pool because someone had to clean that up. Number two, when I was in high school, no middle school. For some reason, I thought it was funny to fuck up the sinks in the bathroom. So they had like this big sink thing that was all connected together. And I found this way where you could kind of like lift it up a little bit and kind of like jiggle it and put it back down and then it would just start waking
Unknown Speaker 27:31
the fuck do to fix that?
Unknown Speaker 27:34
I know I feel so fucking bad. But yeah, I did that a few times. Um, I needed attention and
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bed up people clean up like bloody staples.
Unknown Speaker 27:47
Staples violence. Fixing I think someone broke on purpose.
Unknown Speaker 27:53
It goes in Yeah, it goes. It doesn't curl like when you staple paper to go. Because it doesn't come. Not that bad. Yeah. Yep. I was just kind of judging you. During high school. I was a fucking moron when they're in high school. Kids are stupid,
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man. Whenever I hear but people are like teachers or something. I'm just like, Oh my fucking God.
Unknown Speaker 28:14
That's gonna be crazy. Nowadays. It's fucking phones and shit. Horrible. Yeah, yeah, fuck that.
Unknown Speaker 28:19
Yeah. So I was video the other day and it was a teacher and he was like, Yeah, this girl like fucking printed out my Facebook picture and like, had it on her binder.
Unknown Speaker 28:29
Like, okay, you know, I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of creepy, but I also kind of like it. It's just so weird and creepy.
Unknown Speaker 28:38
It's like our secret picture taking pictures of people. Have you ever taken secret pictures of your friends for fun?
Unknown Speaker 28:44
No, I do it. I do it of strangers though. Oh, yeah. I take pictures of people like if I walk right up to I got chased one time for doing it. Oh, wow. That was coming out of a Walmart and I have the picture still have to find it somehow to find it somewhere. And maybe I'll send it to you guys. Yeah. But this lady? Well, I was walking on Walmart because I had just like moved to Texas. Oh, and that's how like, not, like, weirded out. I was about being in a new place. I was like, I'm still gonna take probably look even funnier down here. I'm gonna find somebody. But I was walking on Walmart in this lady had a tattoo a big tattoo on her upper back, like right below her neck of dragon eggs. But it looked like oh no nut sack. It looked like a fucking nuts. It was a bad tattoo. It looked at so much that I was like I had to get a closer look. fucking nuts like dragon eggs. And so I like went up like right behind her and took a picture of it. And like, I don't know, no, no, no class, no sound. I'm a pro. I took a picture of it. And then I heard someone go that guy just took your picture.
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like oh my god,
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I outran her though. Stupid bitch. She was like rage, like 100 like rage, like right away, because like I've taken pictures and gotten caught before and I'll turn it into like, Oh, I really liked that shirt. I just wanted to see if I could find it online to buy it later or something
Unknown Speaker 30:26
like that. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 30:29
Yeah, like I have a really cool picture with like a furry at a at a renaissance fair. Because I just walked up to him and I was like, your costume was so amazing. Could I get a picture with you? Really? I was like, I just showed my friend like, look.
Unknown Speaker 30:46
We went to pinballs for your bachelorette. bachelorette party like engagement party. Yeah. And there were some furries there and one of my friends was friends with them. And he was like, hey, my friends having a bachelorette party can you like go hang out with them and stuff and they're pretty cool. We have so many
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goddamn pictures of us with furries.
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Let me put their helmet on which partially regret because it was really funny. But I was really amazed that the like costuming skills because they put like PC fans and shit in the helmet to help cool it down. Like holy shit. That's a whole aspect that I never thought of. So I'm impressed by that but I am still a little weirded out not gonna lie, but you know I'm with one what is the if I'm sorry, I'm so dumb.
Unknown Speaker 31:33
That's how they fuck. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 31:35
I would totally cool that's where it crossed the line is when it becomes sexual because beasty ality? Yeah, same with Bernie's.
Unknown Speaker 31:43
That's how I felt about that movie Avatar. I was like, I fell in love or whatever. I was like, kind of getting the Beastie ality vibe from this because he was like human and she was like one of the blue things like the Airbender avatar movies. No, like James Cameron one with the blue guys.
Unknown Speaker 31:57
Oh, that avatar? Oh, hey, yeah,
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it was supposed to be like,
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it was supposed to be really good.
Unknown Speaker 32:03
Okay, yeah, terrible.
Unknown Speaker 32:06
I sure do. Okay. I wanted to like a terminator.
Unknown Speaker 32:13
James Cameron directed it so I was like, oh shit, I'm ready to see Avatar and and I thought it was just trash.
Unknown Speaker 32:20
I watched it like less for the first time and I was like, this was
Unknown Speaker 32:25
less than a year ago. You walk by all the shit. I ain't okay. I didn't agree to disagree, man. It made a lot of money a lot of people are in that camp. I'm you know,
Unknown Speaker 32:36
let me just take a one right
Unknown Speaker 32:38
there. Works for like 1000 years it's
Unknown Speaker 32:41
gonna just make it already the movies not good because of that, because
Unknown Speaker 32:47
first came out there I know you will. But when it first came out, it didn't have to compete with all this marvel shit. comes out. You might not do well.
Unknown Speaker 32:56
Do you have an old picture? I'll have to find it was like when Avatar came out. And it was like, what were you What would you look like as an avatar? Picture with one. Yeah, it was really good. I mean, yeah, they have sex with their hair or whatever, right?
Unknown Speaker 33:13
I don't remember.
Unknown Speaker 33:15
Like they have like, it's almost like a cable Jack.
Unknown Speaker 33:18
I think it's something like Plumbing.
Unknown Speaker 33:23
Plumbing. And yeah, but flap I think. I don't know. I don't know. It's not you know, I shouldn't I shouldn't assume about that. Because I'm not part of that. That subculture. But then all the fairies I have met have been very kind. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 33:36
I know. It's like fucking weird. Yeah. I feel like
Unknown Speaker 33:39
a lot of people call them a freak. Yeah. And so they're kind to everybody. For sure. Be nice. To me. This is just my thing that I like, yeah. If
Unknown Speaker 33:48
you're in a subculture like that, there's no way you don't know. Yeah, kind of weird. Or just from the perspective of like society, societal wise, you know that it's weird. This part of it, but I like to learn about it. My cup of tea, but I'll learn about it.
Unknown Speaker 34:07
It would be funny. If you're like walking down the street and you saw Fareed you accidentally like kind of bumped into each other and he's like watch where you go and yes I don't know why he's from these Dice Clay
Unknown Speaker 34:22
just imagine like I dropped the handful of things and then like we pick them up and then like our hands touch we just look into his animated eyes and we just connect them then yeah, and then I just appears on my that's our freezer made
Unknown Speaker 34:40
like life without ever knowing my true identity. Found it with you. And then a tail sprouts. little tail comes out is this great?
Unknown Speaker 34:49
Um Oh, so I'm below sorry. I'm trying to like line up in my head. Alyssa brought me another lovely one. I wasn't sure what the no wait the cranberries good
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this is probably the best one yet. Cranberries good. Yeah, it's not salty like the fucking
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line. Now the soysauce drinker Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 35:13
Do you want to get your life together for a second IFP very badly? Right.
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super badass and
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we will be right back after these messages Hello,
Unknown Speaker 35:28
we're back. Yeah, we're void of urine. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 35:32
But yeah, my dad's kind of a special guy.
Unknown Speaker 35:38
He called me like after the election, and he was like, Okay, so the mainstream media tell you about this. Now and next week, Trump is so pregnant. And I was like, Okay, I really fucking hope not like, fucking hate that guy. And he was like, well, we'll just see. And, like, I think he's kind of like, backed away because he realized like, Oh, I'm turning into a fucking nut job. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 36:10
because it really gonna alienate all of your trump supporter listeners. Yeah, well. We were here to make podcasting. Great Again. We did that with the Trump story, like the erotic
Unknown Speaker 36:26
Yeah. And then we also talked about Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 36:30
piney hands went down in the front of my Oh, yes, orange
Unknown Speaker 36:33
dick. Hey, you know what you should do right now on your phone. And they'll be pretty funny. But just Google Trump nude x x x and see what comes up. Comes up scared this whole body that color? I think yeah. Does that mean someone has to spray him down? Yeah, he's spraying somebody's job either by a person or a booth. It's got hope it's a booth. No one should have to see that. Not just once but regularly.
Unknown Speaker 37:06
Melania Damn.
Unknown Speaker 37:13
Photoshop it was like a huge cock. Oh, my fucking god. Oh, no. It's a bunch of them. Since this is an audio only podcast if you're familiar with the popular website, lemon party party. Yeah, it's like lemon party, but everyone's photoshopped to be Trump. So just imagine that. A bunch of old guys having a good time.
Unknown Speaker 37:38
I have a little party story. Oh, so whenever I was younger, like in high school and played Xbox. So I was part of a clan called PMS clan. And then, um, when people would find out I'm a girl, they'd be like, oh shit. Well, because of course at first they'd be like, Fuck you little kid.
Unknown Speaker 37:56
Wait, what game? Gears of War?
Unknown Speaker 37:58
Oh, come next Xbox 360 And then they find out I'm a girl. They're like Oh, you got PMS. Are you girl? I'm like, Yeah, I'm a girl. And they're like, Oh, you sound hot. And I'm like it's kind of weird because a minute ago I was a little kid that you were yelling at weird but okay.
Unknown Speaker 38:14
So then it'd be like Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 38:17
And so I'd be like yeah, you know, PMS is a clan for those of you that aren't familiar clan is just what they call gaming groups in the gaming world yeah not not like clan clan but like just a group of people
Unknown Speaker 38:29
Jamie's the Grand Dragon wizard
Unknown Speaker 38:32
you are the Grand Wizard
Unknown Speaker 38:35
wizard nerd
Unknown Speaker 38:38
playing with the see I'm on board.
Unknown Speaker 38:40
Yeah, so I would um yeah, so then I would just like maybe like oh shit you got any pictures online? I'd be like oh, we actually we have a calendar it's available at lemon party.org stuck on it and like Hell yeah, I mean you went from maybe I'm like a 12 year old boy to being like
Unknown Speaker 39:04
oh yeah, no Lane party to meet spins Take your pick. It's happening. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 39:10
so that was my route.
Unknown Speaker 39:12
I went never saw women party only saw Two Girls One Cup like Okay, so that's why women party is just like a
Unknown Speaker 39:20
it's a shot like a fight. Like it's just a bunch of old dudes having sex in the shower.
Unknown Speaker 39:24
Yeah, they're just weird. There aren't really sites like that anymore. Yeah, like soccer sites or like soccer sites anymore like meat spin lemon party Goetze that CX Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 39:33
and I remember like
Unknown Speaker 39:38
finding the weird shit.
Unknown Speaker 39:40
Well, dude, I remember the shocker sites were like a big thing. When I was in high school, and I was like, I need to find like the next one. But like no one in my house yet. So then I found two guys one horse to my school. Let you guys want to give
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a round of applause
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you guys Horses one guy one horse.
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Oh Guy No. The guy dies oh yeah boy that one guy when jar is pretty bad yeah.
Unknown Speaker 40:09
told me about that one
Unknown Speaker 40:12
Olympics were pretty bad college when all this stuff was happening so if one person in the dorm found it everybody was like you got to see the neck most fucked up thing
Unknown Speaker 40:21
in high school and all that stuff happened so it was just like my little teenager
Unknown Speaker 40:27
you want to read if you want to read a really interesting story you should look up I'll just summarize a very short here but you should look up the story of swap dot Avi? Okay, so you know what Two Girls One Cup is obviously swapped that Avi came from a similar website like a fetish website for like shit and puke and piss and all that disgusting stuff for somebody just discovered on that website that they have a thing where if you fund it, they'll make whatever movie you want. Oh, yeah. No, make your movie with your exact finish and and all you have to do is fund the production, which is only like three grand or something like it didn't cost somebody went on the forum. Something awful for Yeah. And they crowd sourced it and they together and the internet is a horrible place. Sometimes they came up with what could be the most disgusting, terrible fucking video that we could make. And it's called swap that AVI and they made it and I saw it. And it's worse than Two Girls One Cup by a mile.
Unknown Speaker 41:27
Yeah. Is that like puke? And shit mix?
Unknown Speaker 41:31
Is it the finger paints like puking
Unknown Speaker 41:32
into people's assholes and then them shitting the puke back out into other people's mouths was ever hold finger paint. I don't know what that one is. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 41:42
because there was something called like finger paint something and it was just a bunch of puking and shitting. And I don't know, I don't think I actually saw it. But
Unknown Speaker 41:49
I'm really sorry if this is the most disgusting episode of your podcast so far. I don't know. He's talking about some gross stuff.
Unknown Speaker 41:55
gross things but not mixed with fetishes. I guess. Well, I mentioned the one time Eris jumped in the tub. And then my husband was like, Oh, you're a little tub girl on the
Unknown Speaker 42:13
first one of my friends group was uh, I keep wanting to say pin island, but um, you know, meet spin. Yeah. Um, so like, so I one of my really good friends was a handicap. And so a lot of us sometimes would like just go home with him after school, get him out of his chair and stuff like that. And then of course, since he's the guy had a lot of guy friends. What they would do to him was just put meat spit on and just like put it on in front of his face and then just like
Unknown Speaker 42:53
50 spins, you're officially gay. I remember that. It'll pop up on the screen. Visually gay. Cuz Yeah, yeah, I got there. I want to see how far it would go. I remember
Unknown Speaker 43:08
the first time I saw the paint beamy painting Olympics though. I was putting something together with my dad. And he was like, Oh, I have to go get something else. So he left. And then I was like, okay, I can watch this now like I'm home alone. I can watch it and then I pulled it up. I watched it and I just like didn't say anything for the rest of the day.
Unknown Speaker 43:28
Oh, yeah. As far as I was just like debunked to be fake.
Unknown Speaker 43:31
Yes. Yes. No.
Unknown Speaker 43:34
The image of like the guy cutting open his nut sack and pushing his balls out of it that will be burned and fake or not is pretty fucking real. Like it pulled a lot of people
Unknown Speaker 43:43
did. Yeah. And I was just like, I guess there's people out here that do that. I don't know what the world is now. But yeah, I found out through YouTube channels like weighing and wavy web surf, but that was not real. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 43:56
Thankfully, um, that's one that I'm glad isn't real. Yeah, that's fucking
Unknown Speaker 44:03
good. haul off my claw here. So let's get some of the other stuff.
Unknown Speaker 44:09
Tell us about pooping your pants please.
Unknown Speaker 44:11
Okay
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it's happened a couple times. One time one time I shit my pants in the car
Unknown Speaker 44:21
were you driving? Oh yeah
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shitting driving that sound
Unknown Speaker 44:27
Yeah, I was on my way to work and I like been having like pretty bad diarrhea. bad diarrhea all morning. Like thought it was you know good. Never is a wake up Galleria. You know it's normal. But I thought it was good and I was on the way to work and like, tried to like kind of fart like
Unknown Speaker 44:53
I generally have very good control over my asshole I got my fonts I can make them sound different if I want To like I can make a loud one quiet if I want to sneak one like trust me it's not for your
Unknown Speaker 45:07
vagina.
Unknown Speaker 45:09
Your prostate oh okay I'm doing right now I'm making direct eye contact just called my job and I just told him like yeah I just shit my pants in the car I'm not coming to work today I thought that was pretty fucking funny so
Unknown Speaker 45:29
on the sea or was it contained
Unknown Speaker 45:32
contained because I was thankful it was a jeans day instead of Scrubs I'm gonna get through material they're saved me like I don't have leather seats so it would have been very annoying so thank God
Unknown Speaker 45:46
Yeah, speaking of diarrhea and shits we're supposed to record with with you last week but I had I was vomiting and shitting at the same time was sorry about
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shooting at the same time story later
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on it crapping vomit.
Unknown Speaker 46:03
Is it called Chroma? I think Chroma was that stop animation dog
Unknown Speaker 46:07
that's David and Wallace and Gromit are listening lesson ground Ramat chrome
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tracking toast from it. But yeah,
Unknown Speaker 46:17
I went to throw up and I happened to sleep in the nude that night. So whenever I got up and threw up it just also find out the other end. And I was like, Can I was able to just toss it in the washer.
Unknown Speaker 46:31
Can I please read the text message after cancel with see,
Unknown Speaker 46:44
you know what's the difference? Between like dude, friends, like, my friends if that happened, they'd send me a picture
Unknown Speaker 46:55
of like a fart group or someplace.
Unknown Speaker 46:56
Yeah, we were on the phone. I would think that we all have iPhones, audio recording things. Share parts. Actually, it got so bad that we were like making videos of like diarrhea coming out of our asses. Like we like make videos. I'll show you what I have one of my friends.
Unknown Speaker 47:13
Oh, watch that for sure.
Unknown Speaker 47:17
And it makes me laugh so bad. And I showed it to a friend of mine. You know, or I showed it to Kristen and I showed her that video and she got angry with me. The angry like punched me really hard in the chest. Show me. I never want to see stuff like that.
Unknown Speaker 47:40
It's gross, but I know
Unknown Speaker 47:42
people get offended by it. Yeah, like that's happened to you.
Unknown Speaker 47:46
Aggressive video show your ass.
Unknown Speaker 47:49
Okay, this is the thing. They said. Oh yeah, Chris has some pooping his pants stories Jamie says yay. I just had a mess this morning
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you never heard someone say
Unknown Speaker 48:17
sorry. Okay. Wait, I'm gonna pause for a second to be fair. I told Chris you were throwing your poop
Unknown Speaker 48:25
she was very she just said you had the barbs.
Unknown Speaker 48:32
I go to poop. But sorry, throw. Start throwing up instead. But some diarrhea came out. I just got to clean it all up
Unknown Speaker 48:50
there's nothing more humbling than shitting and puking at the same time. Like you really, really come out. Come out of that like very level very level and not cool at all. After you do that. You're like, Oh, man.
Unknown Speaker 49:09
I feel fine. By the way. I don't know. It's just something I hate free living.
Unknown Speaker 49:20
I did what you did. Another person wants FUCKING kidding. The girl that you liked. There was a girl that I liked. The reason I don't drink rum anymore. We were in high school like we were in high school and we scored some booze. Big huge handle. Of course you get the biggest one. Stupid.
Unknown Speaker 49:45
Me you had a physics project that you had to do.
Unknown Speaker 49:48
So you didn't want to wait for physics in Iowa.
Unknown Speaker 49:52
Or physics deniers. Which you can be in Iowa it's very flat. That makes sense to worry about physics too much So we got Captain Morgan big handle of it, right? And we're making rum and Cokes. Nice like we're all young and you can't drink yet, so you just want to mask it as much as possible. And I'm slamming rum and cokes and I don't you know, and this girl that I really liked, what was her name? Her name is Emily. Emily. I really liked her. I really liked her a lot. I told her that I liked her. And she liked the back. We ingest the week prior. I told her I liked her on aim. Oh, yeah, I was big on that. Remember? I said, Hey, I just want you to know, I think I think I'm I think I'm really starting to like you. That's what I said. I think I really liked you too. And then the next day, next day, this sets it up for how horrible I remember this, the next day in the hallway. And I've never been this bold up until this point. But the next day, I really liked her next day in the hallway. I was walking and she was very shy. And I could tell that she was going to like kind of ignore me. She was like too shy. And I just went up to her and I put my arms around her neck kissed her. And I looked at her and I said there we got the first awkward one out of the way. And then we bonded romantic guy. Cute. Yeah. And then we had you know, great. You know, we were dating after that was great. Got to hang out at my friend's house with the handle Captain Morgan. I'm housing rum and Cokes. And I just get blitter ated like I'm so fucking drunk. And I was like, I gotta fucking throw up. And like my friends they didn't care they
Unknown Speaker 51:36
were alcohol posing was, you know, and so I go to go to the bathroom. I start throwing up into the toilet. I got shit. No. Oh, my turn it around. I start having diarrhea. Loud diarrhea. In the bathroom right next to the room air was hanging out in the fucking bathroom at your job. Your last job? Right next day. I hear everything
Unknown Speaker 52:06
on the shower or anything. That's my move. I didn't do any moves. Okay, okay, one.
Unknown Speaker 52:13
One very important move that I didn't have time to do is lock the door. So I'm shitting and while I'm sitting I was like, throw up again. Grab that trash can. I put it in front of me. Coming out of both ends. So I'm It's Wallace and Gromit. I'm going I'm having diarrhea in the toilet. I'm throwing up in the trash can at the same time. Loud as fuck. I'm allowed to get louder every year.
Unknown Speaker 52:43
She comes in. She comes in and it's like oh my god, are you okay? I'm noticing that I'm peeking right now. You know, like, it's fucking it's horrible. It's fucking embarrassing. It's probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. We did it for four years after that
Unknown Speaker 53:10
they really ended up kind of bringing us together. I really I live in a gentlemanly said to her I was like, you have officially seen me at the bottom. seen me at my absolute worst that my absolute most vulnerable? I don't think it gets worse than that. And she goes, yeah, it doesn't. It's burned into my memory.
Unknown Speaker 53:30
Yeah, my husband. Um, so we're dating. This was like, we were finishing up college. And we got super drunk. Well, I got super drunk after we graduated, went to like, everyone was like, oh, let's go to this bar and hang out. And I was the only one that got fucking slammed. And then I was also the only one going to the graduation ceremony the next day. So I'll get into that in a minute. But, so I was just like hurling and hurling and hurling. And my husband was like, Excuse me. I don't know what to do to make you feel better. So he just got some speakers and put those in the bathroom and started playing nevershoutnever which was a band that we will play. And I was just curling and listening to that. And I kept going back and forth between like, Hey, I love you. And then he just kind of like laugh at it. Because I'd be like puking and doing that same time and then he kind of laugh and be like, What the fuck are you will act like, I get like that when I'm drunk to bear ridiculous situations to be fair. Yeah. And to like when you got drunk and Larry was making fun of your feet. Oh, yeah, I was just like, your brain and couldn't get into a club.
Unknown Speaker 54:46
You're upset? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 54:48
When I'm trying. I'm defending my friends, which sounds dumb but I just get I just get like that. Like my husband. He wasn't allowed into a club because he wasn't dressed like fancy enough. I was like, Do you want to go say something? Because? And he was like, No, don't worry. And I was like, I'll say something. So I'm that person. I'm drunk and out, which is why I don't go out that much.
Unknown Speaker 55:15
Yeah, I definitely reel it in when I'm in public. Yeah, I like yeah, I definitely have to be in a safe space to get wasted because I I'll get to wasted I hate being wasted and like being like, I have to get home now. Home and shit. So
Unknown Speaker 55:32
one time I got Oh, sorry. I was just gonna say to what you're saying about like being really defensive when drinking. Like when you're me and my mother in law drank Dripping Springs hugs bonding time. Dripping Springs had chin which I didn't know they made.
Unknown Speaker 55:51
So I don't like fucking flowers. I'm sorry. Flowers, like dead Christmas said leaves.
Unknown Speaker 55:57
Yeah, it does. But it was like Christmas time. And for some reason me and her just got like really fucked up. And carboy number three was just like sitting there. And his mom said something and he like, disagreed. And I was like, no, no, like Sally's a grown ass woman. Like she's talking about like, Joe talked to her that way. That's your mom. And then like, remember, we kept like high tanning like, not five but 10 Yeah, okay. Oh, man, we got so drunk and then on the way home I was like, Don't fucking talk about to Sally like that, like don't talk about and he was just like, What is wrong with you?
Unknown Speaker 56:43
You ain't fun. Do you? I like that her name is Sally. I don't know why this sounds like such a nice old.
Unknown Speaker 56:53
She's nice. She's a very like classy lady. And I feel like I'm just like absolute white trash. So like, I'm thankful that she likes me.
Unknown Speaker 57:02
I was just I wasn't agreeing with you. I was like that. You are your complete
Unknown Speaker 57:11
video of us on the four wheeler.
Unknown Speaker 57:14
Yeah, we can we can all three get on the four wheeler.
Unknown Speaker 57:18
I've never been on a four wheeler.
Unknown Speaker 57:20
I'm down for reenacting that like just to go around the yard if it's a good idea. Yeah, we're like almost at an hour. So we can
Unknown Speaker 57:29
like we're at like three hours.
Unknown Speaker 57:32
We can record a second one if you guys want to. Whatever you want to do. You don't have to.
Unknown Speaker 57:36
I don't get to like another one for another week.
Unknown Speaker 57:39
I'm down if you
Unknown Speaker 57:40
guys want that much. Don't hate me. Oh, yeah, that much stuff. I mean, we didn't even ask any of the questions that we don't ask
Unknown Speaker 57:48
or anything. Oh, stuff like I thought you meant like,
Unknown Speaker 57:51
this is my first time being a guest on a podcast. It's very easy to go off on tangents. I'm sorry.
Unknown Speaker 57:56
Please. No, it's totally fine. We're gonna hold
Unknown Speaker 57:57
you hostage or tangent. No, you're
Unknown Speaker 58:00
I mean, we established that you don't hate us.
Unknown Speaker 58:03
We did. Okay. Oh, yeah, for sure. Okay,
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listen back. Okay, so
Unknown Speaker 58:07
hold on. So thanks for listening to the nervous loss report. Baba Baba nervous laughter podcast.
Unknown Speaker 58:15
Thanks for joining us, like combine?
Unknown Speaker 58:17
It was an honor. Thanks for having me. Yeah. I love you both very much. Thank you. Yeah, party.
Unknown Speaker 58:22
Party on. What you're talking about