Trigger Warning - stuff gets depressing around the last half when Alyssa starts talking about the art installation. You’ll want to probably tune out from there if you have any triggers related to disturbing content. Meth hidden in onions?? Jamie recaps her trip & Alyssa shares an interesting art installation she came across.Surprise pod-cat Olive joins us for a weather update! Guests coming to the pod soon!
Trigger Warning - stuff gets depressing around the last half when Alyssa starts talking about the art installation. You’ll want to probably tune out from there if you have any triggers related to disturbing content.
Meth hidden in onions?? Jamie recaps her trip & Alyssa shares an interesting art installation she came across. Surprise pod-cat Olive joins us for a weather update! Guests coming to the pod soon!
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So, this was in February, there were $2.9 million worth of meth disguised as onions seized at the California border. Whoa, yeah. So you could have a bunch of meth squirrels. It was 1336 pounds of methamphetamine disguised as onions. And they caught it at the California border. So yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting.
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So was it just like in boxes of onions or was it like packed in like, they kind of like its surrounding onions around it?
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It sounds like they just like made it look like onions like it doesn't really say specifically like maybe it was in boxes...but oh, they took they wrapped them in small packages designed to look like onions. I wonder if its just like really shittily. I'm thinking like, like, obviously not an onion.
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But a drug dog like at the border caught them as like, oh, good boy.
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Or bad boy. Depending on how you okay, that's true. That's true. And I just imagined it like Shrek just being like Ogres are like onions. We have methanol Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. I am Jamie.
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I'm Alyssa. The meth onion.
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Yeah, we're here for it. I think that's also been like a thing with bananas as well. I don't think it's meth. But there's been a thing where
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like this bananas drugs get moved around with bananas. A lot. had happened. I
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think it's cocaine. Cocaine, bananas, meth onions.
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was heroin like T bone stay here.
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Carrots and I don't know. I feel like there's a better joke there.
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But yeah.
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Because you had oh, let's talk you had tomahawk steak.
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Oh, yeah. Good stuff. I'll have to go do that. Yeah. Fleming's Tomahawk Tuesday's check it out fat heads, it's good.
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Some meats?
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We're talking about it to carboy number two, and we're like, yeah, that's when the poor people could Fleming's like a special. They have
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like, like, when all the rich people know not to go.
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There like the pores go that day. Or the deals.
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And speaking of the pores, we went to a we went to brunch today, and it was good. Yeah, it was really, really good. We had some bread pudding. And then a lot of the times we're walking to the the buffet line. Oh, and just so you know, to you. It's it was like, they made the plates for you and stuff. So people weren't all like, thrown and yeah, I was like, I was worried about things. But it was good and clean. And so anyway, we walked we were walking up to the table again. And then one of the waiters just walks by with this. Like counting 14 young man. Yeah, a young man. And you just hear him go like yeah, I love taking care of rich kids and me and Alyssa. They're like, why did
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you hear that? And then apparently cardboard number two heard it, but he was like going the opposite way. was so weird.
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It was I mean, maybe he was saying that was like sarcasm but it was it was weird. Like he was walking with was like the scenario as I imagine it was like, the kid he was walking with was like a rich kid and was like, hey, I'll give you like 200 bucks if you do something special for me, and then they walk out. He's like, Yeah, sure. I love taking care of rich kids. I went down to my
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for some reason I didn't think about the restaurant. I just thought of like fucking Brock Turner. That guy that like just like yeah, that's what spoken wrong with the world is all these rich kids getting fucking hug? You like took a more innocent route? I was like, fuck these rich people get paying their way out of crime.
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I hate that guy. That was a swimming guy, right? I don't remember what he was like on the swim team, but it's like this young man. Girl. Yeah. And they're like, Well, young man. I know that you fucked up this young lady's life but
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get a pat on the back so until have a career how to you so we can
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like at least salvage that
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ultimate cringe Brock Turner fuck off. You're
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listening. He has such a slap in your face. I'm sorry. Now I'm just like angry and I'm just like, fucking swinging to a different country. Like, I don't know if
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that would have been cool punishment. They're like, okay, just like see how far you can swim and like, make him swim like,
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put like weights on his, like on his arms and his legs and it's just like
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you have just Wham 1 million mouthwash cups away
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300,000 mile references to earlier episodes so if you have not checked out some of the earlier episodes, I would recommend it. Um, and so something else that happened recently I went on vacation.
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It was an air horn not a dog. Let the dog who?
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Oh my God, just to derail just a smidge. When I was on high school, we had a karaoke thing. And it was you know, the certain kids would do it and then you just pay $1 Get up to class and get to go watch it and one kid did a cool let the frogs out.
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Was that yells mascot or something
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now, it was a hack. It was so it was basically it was like the anime kid that was like Naruto no route
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to run everywhere. And yeah, it was just like Who Let The frogs out? Boiling, boiling, boiling and everyone was just like, Oh my fucking and then a couple other kids did that song that's like, I catch my Samurai
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free later, but it's a it's like a DDR game and they like sing it. Okay. Okay, yeah. So back to back to the vacation. Oh, yeah. That's a rewind. Okay, yeah. So first, of course, so flight went well. You Yeah. Didn't fall on the plane.
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To do that on the way there. It was like, Oh, cool. Like the the bottom of the plane and fall out. Like what it does on the way?
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Yeah. So yeah, the flights were good. I pulled the barf bag, just like in front of like, all the papers just to like make sure I had to flee. And then I also learned that a barf bags are patented. They have to really, yeah. Oh, facts. Lie. But I was like, super into it. Like I saw it on the bottom. And I was like, there's a patent and brand is like what it was like, it's patented. He's like, Oh, who gives a shit and I was like, I need to find this patent and see what it's actually on. But it's basically like a just a, it's basically like a seamless vessel bag that you can
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or puking
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to have like the paper ones are like,
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like a plasticky kind of it was like super thin plastic That almost seems like paper slide right off of it.
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Because I've seen those and then when I worked at the blood center, they had like these big blue things that it kind of looked like a giant condom like it was like a big like
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the plot the heart at the top and like a to
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infinite vomit that you can feel a little
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at first and then also, I think I might have told you about this but like Brandon was looking out the window and he was like he was like, I don't know that's weird. You can like see some stuff and I was like oh yeah, I think it's I think it's rain. And then he was like I don't know if it's rain it might be like Cloud water
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condensation Do you have an opinion about this? Olive
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is now in a storm
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Uh huh I really
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think that's it. Thank you
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all if meteorologists podcast meteorologist Allah Thank you. Yes. Thank you all of it was great.
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To see you she has more stumped up.
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Tell us more
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so many opinions. Okay, she's off. Oh, yeah. And on the flight back, there's nothing on the flight back. But like our our flight got canceled because of a pilot shortage. And we couldn't get another flight for like a couple more days. And then it was funny because our friend was like, oh, you know, maybe they'll have you know, like something pop up and I was like, I don't know if I want to hop on a flight. Pilot He's like, Oh, I just got off a 10 hour flight. But I got time before I got home. Let me just let me just squeeze this one in. I was like, oh, yeah,
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I had a couple drinks by the speech.
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Yeah, Lee. Luckily, yeah, everything went well. And we also got to sit in premium class on the way back because those were the available seats that they had for us. So is
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that like, in the front of the business class? Or like,
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so it's between coach and the first class.
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So So yeah, you get
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like a little more legroom. Free alcoholic beverages really? Taken? Oh, no, it's not unlimited. Just like when they come around with a little cart of drinks. You just get it then but I just got tea because because I'm a loser.
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And yes, watch Black Swan which has some parts in it, but
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you wouldn't want your parents to walk in on while you're watching. Remember one of them? Yeah. Theater, like it. been like, the lady came by for drinks and like a girl in the bathtub with her like hands. And I was like, Oh, great.
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She's like, ma'am, maternal is born right here playing the king
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one king with the flight. That was one of their movies. So and let's see what else Oh, it was also like my first time like riding a city bus and stuff. Oh, I have written like a tram before but not like a bus. And there. So the first time we got on the bus, there was the soem one thing I can think to call her as a crackhead lady. Because like, so she seemed a little, a little sketch and stuff. And um, but then I also noticed she was carrying like a mirror like this little tray, that the bottom was a mirror and it had like a little gold rim and it was like,
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fancy you just like mirror with
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your portable, portable coke here. But she kept like talking to the bus driver. And he was just like, flat out ignoring or she was like, bus driver, bus driver, a bus driver, bus driver, and I was like, Oh my god.
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Damn,
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I recorded a little bit. I don't know how well you'll be able to hear it. But I'm here. Let's see. I'll bring it over to you what are you waiting for?
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Sure, it's like it's too it's we're supposed to leave at 226 It's 229. Yeah, she
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waiting for? Yeah, and like, I'm pretty sure the bus was like on time and stuff. But um, and she didn't. She was asking him like when she got on the bus. Does this bus go to blah, blah, blah, and this and that. So like, are you going to be yelling at someone about being on time? Yeah, know where you're going. So, so yeah, but yeah, she was even like sitting in her chair. And she was like, she was like, I'd said that supposed to be here at 629 or whatever. And she just was like, Dude, it's like, it's one fucking minute. Like, we have one more minute to get there. It's totally fucking. Um, yeah, so that was really uncomfortable to like, big kudos to the bus driver, because he just kept like, flat out ignoring her and, like, she
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was loud as fuck. Yeah, she was loud.
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And she. But yeah, he just like, kept straight up ignoring her and she just wouldn't stop talking. Like Goddamn.
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How long? Were y'all on the bus with her for? Oh, probably like
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510 minutes. Maybe? Was it? It wasn't that long at all. So yeah, it was the like,
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confrontation that I can't escape.
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And so we would leave our friend's apartment at like, 430 in the morning because the buses like stop at like 1130 and then start back up at 430 So we'd hang out until then.
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And we walk to the bus stop and there is I don't know what's happening.
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But it was fucking scary. There was like, you just heard this guy just like wheeling. Like it looks like it's sound like it was coming from behind the bus stop across the street from us. So we just like heard him just the sky just like wailing. I thought it sounded like someone just having kind of like a breakdown, just like whatever. Brandon wasn't sure if someone was like hurt or whatever. But so as soon as we heard it, we just kind of like stopped and then like we backed up and like hid behind the spin.
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Yeah,
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um, I could have swore I don't know if this was just like my brain just trying to like, like put it together together what he was saying or whatever but like I thought I heard him saying like, like, I I can fix it or something like that. And he was like, and then it would get kind of like quieter kind of like crying. And yeah, and then, um, so anyway, like it stopped. We were hiding behind the fence. And it kind of like started back up again. And so like we decided to just turn around and try to find a different bus stop. And I didn't see anything else or her or anything but Brandon said, like, one of the times he looked back, he just saw the sky like, with like a hoodie, just like come out from behind just like start talking normal. And I was like damn slight man.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So, um, so that was, that was interesting.
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So y'all stayed somewhere else and then would go visit your friend or did you say yeah, so
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we stayed at our friend's apartment, but then when they canceled our flight. Oh, I see. They were like, we'll pay for hotel. So we're like, fuck, let's go get a pretty decent hotel. Yeah, for sure. So yeah, for a cup. So a couple nights. We just did the like four in the morning thing. So now our sleep schedules completely, completely fucked up
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and
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speaking of scary things, I've already talked to you about this, but just I guess for the listeners. We had to take carboy number one to the ER for a peanut allergy.
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Insert medical freak out
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and yeah, it was uh, yeah, so that that whole situation was was just like really scary. And I mean, he's okay or else we would not be recording this right now. So yeah, the you know, foods you got them in there and gave him they gave him like a few different shots and we had to hang out for like, four hours. Yeah, we just watched ridiculousness on MTV.
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Oh, y'all had like a room.
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Your own room? Yeah, so Oh, hell yeah, it
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was cool. Um, and, oh, I
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was gonna say it went pretty quick. But we had to wait four hours. Everything was quick up until then, but they just have to wait for like, you know, the EpiPen just kind of wear off and see if the allergy researches
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Oh, dang. So did they like triage him? Like first like he walked in and they were like, boom, EpiPen. Oh, no,
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it was like, um, so I wanted it to be like, like his face wasn't like completely swollen where his eyes were like, like swelled shut or whatever. But like his left eye, like on the inside of it started getting a little swollen and like his lip was swollen and his arms were breaking out into hives a little bit. Um, so it was kind of like slow acting. He did like take a little bit of Benadryl. So like, we think that might have slowed it down just a little bit. And so yeah, he he had to like check in like a normal person. He's like, I'm having an allergic
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reaction.
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Yeah, I like weird when you said that. Just my brain was trying to make work. But yeah, so it was just like, I'm having an allergic reaction. I'm just like, we're like okay, go ahead and have a seat and we'll call you but I'm like, and it was within like, you know, a minute or two that we got back to like the nurse that does all the initial stuff and then back but like the whole time I've just kind of wanted to be like, can someone just fucking shoot him already? Put like, I know that they know what they're doing and stuff obviously. And if it was worse, they would be reacting accordingly but like, in my brain I'm just like
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Did he freak out at all? Or was he pretty much like he was
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pretty calm? I don't know if there was any levels of freaking out that he had but usually and usually in situations he he doesn't let me know if he's freaking out. Because I will lose my shit
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it's like it's cool my throats a little closed
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because like whenever we had to take Diablo to the ER one time because he had
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he had a blown out
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what they call that anal cavity or the little glands land. Yeah, he had a blown out gland. And I felt so bad because like, he was hanging out just like on this little tiny like, Romeo Juliet balcony we had and he looks so relaxed. And I was like, Oh, wow, you look so chill. So I just started petting him and then I went to like, kind of like scoop them up. And I was like, oh, Someone's kind of wet. What do you like? Did you like poop yourself or something? And then I looked and like, I was like, oh my god and like Brandon came up. I was like, I think there's like something on him or whatever. We're looking at it and I was just like, oh, there's a hole. There's a hole. There's a hole. Oh my god, there's like, I was I was passing out
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plan.
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If I ever have a kid, like I hope they don't get injured because I'm gonna need them to give me a son hat.
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My winter jacket
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anything can be a peaking vessel. That's true. Maybe I should patent Lowe's jackets. I was gonna say that you can like reuse, but I don't know if you want to, like, be sustainable. And you start to have that jacket and I do still wear it. So I guess you can, you know, wash that.
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Um, oh, and another funny thing.
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We went to this park and our friend's niece was with us and she wanted to go play at the kid Park. So we went over there and we're hanging out. And then it had like a little ledge. So there was like stairs and then like, it kind of like went out when mobile edge would get like higher and higher. And,
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um, so this little girl
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she sat down just kind of like hop over the edge. And like, right as she did that, she ripped the hugest fucking fart.
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And, like, every adult quickly, like when someone farts and everyone just kind of looks away, like they
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like so hard not to laugh Yeah, because like, our friend didn't hear it. And we we were just talking about it and he was like, You're making fun of a little girl. I'm like, I was like food. We're not like bars are fucking funny. It doesn't matter. Like who you are like an adult. Child. There's Yes, there is an adult in that in that little girl's body. Because it was it was so fucking loud. But yeah, like every adult just quickly like what their head in a different direction. Like, trying? Oh, it was it was it was great. Um, but she had fun the rest of the time. You know, she just no more farts or hash oil or gas
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out she was good. Good to go. Um, and we also
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got a on this elevator by the by Pike Place Market over there.
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And
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we got in the elevator, we just need to go to the first floor. But this lady got in with us. And she was like, I guess like, I'm gonna control this elevator panel. So Sue, she was like, oh, what floor do you guys need to go to? We're like, oh, number one.
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And she was like, oh, no,
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I don't see it. And like there's a button with a star on it and like, star is like always the first one. We're like, Oh, I think it's the star button. And she was like oh yeah, no, I don't know what that is that's just like goes nowhere like to sideways it goes to like the Twilight Zone. Like, we were just like,
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what? I don't know where that goes.
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Like why would you click it anyway, like you asked us to go we told you just click the star button and she's like, I don't know where that goes. Just a weird plays with like, nothing there. And I'm like,
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what knows? I mean, like, I don't know,
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even if it was just like, a basement or I don't know, that was just like the weirdest fucking response. Like, I didn't know how to process it. I was just like,
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I'll just like reach out and press the button or like what happened after she was like, I don't know. Understand buttons.
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We got off on the same floor. And I really can't remember but we did like a thing. We got back out on the floor we like just left because like we went up the stairs on the elevator. Then got in and then we got off and we're on the floor that like we just were like, Okay, let's just get on and go so, yeah, that was so that was a joke that we had for like the rest of the time, like the star place. I don't understand. How does elevator.
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I have a funny elevator thing that I did. I was pretty tipsy. And we're paying people in the butt. Yeah, I was kicking everybody in the butt. And we went in the elevator and we were staying like on a one of the top floors and I guess I was feeling mischievious and I was like, I'm gonna press all the buttons opens on every floor where she was like, you're supposed to do that, like, after you get out?
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You're not supposed to prank yourself. Oh, shit. Did you guys just get out and use a different elevator?
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Remember what we did and
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how you do the prank? Yeah,
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I'm like, okay, 30th floor. All the buttons. Um,
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I don't think I've ever had but happened to me in an elevator or any other like, weird. Elevator kind of stuff. But I do hate being alone in an elevator with like another person. Yeah, because I'm just like, I don't know you. But also, what if we get stuck together? Yeah, that's
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worse. Have
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you ever seen the M Night Shyamalan movie? I think it's called
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Devil. No. Was there an elevator in it? Yeah.
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So it's just basically a group of people like in an office building and they get caught in the elevator or the elevators stuck. And basically, somehow, they figure out that one of them is the devil in the elevator. And like, it sounds stupid, but I remember it being scary. Like, like people get picked off like one by one. Okay, and then you think this one person is the devil but then they do some weird shit. And then it's the other person. I remember it being really good. Okay,
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I'll have to I'll have to check it out.
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I haven't seen it in a long time. That was
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I was thinking to you about when Pam and Dwight gets stuck in the elevator. He starts drinking water and then like establishing and pee corner Oh shit. I remember one time I went to brunch the sound now it sounds like I go to brunch all the time. This is like the like the two of three times um, so it was funny too because we actually called it like a murder brunch because we're just gonna talk about True Crime stuff. And then there was like an ambulance and like cop car at this building like nearby and so we kept trying to kind of like be nosy but anyway, we found out that they found a guy in the elevator I don't think he was dead. I think he was just like unconscious but there was a guy in the elevator at some like building they had a party yet and also
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like murder brunch success.
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And we did look at the woods around just to make sure there's no dead bodies that we may
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grow warping huge part. Sorry.
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I think there was something else I was gonna say about oh, elevators, but I really can't remember. And so we may circle back.
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And I think that this is the last thing that I have. Maybe, but ah, so I don't I hope nobody noticed.
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I don't think anybody noticed. I really hope not. But um yeah, I was wearing had this dress and I had tights on and we were like walking like all over town and stuff a lot. So it was like the like the last day there and we're walking back to our hotel.
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And we're like,
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we got in the elevator and I noticed that my dress had written
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classic embarrassing move.
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Like Well, you know wearing tight, so it's fine. And he got into the room. I like lifted it up and you could totally just like
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you're supposed to say that kind of stuff for Patreon the picture
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but yeah, I was just like, oh, no, I'm like, um, I think I mentioned I think I mentioned that to Brandon. I don't think he heard me but I know that he would be like whatever. But um, but yeah, I had a I had on a gray tights with like little tiny cat heads. So it looked like knots but there were little cat heads. And luckily I just wore plain underwear. I was like I was gonna wear an underwear with a print on it, but I was like, Well, I was worried that someone will be able to see through my dress or something. So I usually just wear tones that match my clothes. And didn't matter because I guess I just showed my ass off. And
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how long do you think it was like that for? Like, when was it because you went to the bathroom and it like got tucked up.
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Like we were walking like, just by the hotel and it just broke it up as I was. And I kept checking it like throughout the day, and I was like, Okay, I guess this dress doesn't write up that much. And, you know, we're just going back to hotel room, so I'm just trying to get there as best as I can not paying attention.
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It's like, I'll fucking show you.
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I do write up Excuse me. So yeah, that was fun. And so if you ever see a woman that is having that issue, just kind of find a very nice casual. Yeah, just trying to find a very nice way to tell her like, don't be like yo justice
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in your body. Or your butts, whatever.
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Oh, me, but just be like,
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do you need to go to the bathroom? Or like textures? I don't know. I'm trying to think because, because like I saw this video, and this was probably like a stage video. But like, this chick had like a toilet paper sticking on the back of her pants or something. And this one guy just like stopped and like asked her a question and pulled, pulled it out and color and she didn't get embarrassed. Um,
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I wouldn't want to do that though. Because when if there's a substance, like on the other end, you pull out Oh, yeah. And
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it's Yeah, it wasn't risky. So yeah, I guess I don't know, like a polite way. But don't just walk up and be like, Yo, bitch your asses. But I was Yeah, I was I was way more embarrassed just after the fact was being like how many people so like my butt. But luckily, in the lobby. I seemed like it was just like a bunch of like, older kind of women. I know that this is gonna sound I'm not saying to sound mean, at first. There's things that go along with this. But I think there was some kind of like, knitting thing. Like, I say that because like, so like, all the ladies were checking in and I was looking at their bags, and they had like a bunch of pins that had like, you know, knitting stuff and cats. And I was just like, oh my god, this is gonna be
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knitting girls. And yeah, I think that is all for my vacation. Oh,
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we were talking about cruises. A couple episodes ago.
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Yes. And I back where is it?
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Oh, here it is. I saw this tick tock. And it was like, cruises, you know, they'll have like shows and stuff. It's like,
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a lower
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scale like Vegas, you see, like dance shows and different shit like that. And somebody made a tic tock of this one and the people performing we're not doing so great. And so I like looked at all the comments. And the first comment was that cruises are a Walmart of the sea. Like yes, that's a perfect way to describe it. It's a Walmart of this thing. Another person wrote floating Golden Corral wasn't just
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cruisers like how cruisers kind of are I don't know shit about
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well, granted, I've only been on what's that one popular one? Royal carnival, or whatever? Yeah, I've been on that one and I guess that one's like a you know lower one and apparently there's like nice ones for rich people. But yeah, if you go like on a Carnival Cruise or something, it's it's a little little Walmart it Yeah, take Gamble's so people are just like smoking and drinking and gambling and it's kind of like that vibe like people. It seems like a lot of people go to either gamble smoke or just eat buffets all day.
Unknown Speaker 34:21
I'm down with the buffets but yeah, don't really care about like gambling and stuff. Like there's tons of casinos in Mississippi, but I think I only went to them once. Like when my friend wanted to party, and it was we got really drunk and then at one point I was just like, I want to go I just want to go home didn't go home for another like eight fucking hours.
Unknown Speaker 34:45
Oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 34:48
But yeah, I'm that person. Like, don't don't keep me out that long.
Unknown Speaker 34:55
Um, but Oh, and yeah,
Unknown Speaker 35:01
Another buffet story. I hope I'm not I'm sorry. Sorry, she was like derailing the buffets. Um, so my sister. Um Hey Chrissy if you're listening,
Unknown Speaker 35:13
Chrissy Sorry. Hi.
Unknown Speaker 35:19
I'm Paul. Do you remember that like outro for like Jimmy Neutron or something? Like a Nickelodeon. Like this monkey was like three eyes or something. Anyway, so she, um, she got a dessert from dessert bar, but it was like, a fake display like, ice cream dessert. Oh, yeah, that was good. Was there any more? Awesome. Like,
Unknown Speaker 35:50
those were the other the only ones.
Unknown Speaker 35:53
I did have a thing that it's cringe, but
Unknown Speaker 35:58
it's like, the depressing type of cringe.
Unknown Speaker 36:01
Oh, okay. Is it alright, hold on how like off topic is it from the cruisers?
Unknown Speaker 36:05
Oh, continue if you have a cruiser buff a thing is as long
Unknown Speaker 36:09
as you're racing, it's just like a reviews. It's quick. So I don't, um, they don't,
Unknown Speaker 36:19
unfortunately, Google took them off. But there used to be like, really good reviews for like North Sentinel Island and stuff like that. Like where the cannibal tribe is? Oh, Sham. It would it was just stuff like, like, great place for kids. Like, you know, like, the food was awesome and stuff. But since that, um, that guy was like, I'm gonna go spread religion. Don't go there and understanding English or anything. And then they shot him. And then he was like, I'm gonna come back.
Unknown Speaker 36:52
Oh, the guy lived. They
Unknown Speaker 36:54
shot at him like once. And then the guy was like, shut the boat out here. And they went out a second time. And the guy was like, I'm not taking the boat further. He's like, it's cool. I'll swim. And then you got killed? The fuck? At least that's how I remember the story. So yeah, that was like his second outing to that. The one
Unknown Speaker 37:09
I'm thinking of is a different one. I don't remember. Like, where or when. But yeah, this guy went to like, do some shit like that. And like, got fucking murdered. Which I'm like, leave those people alone. Like, yeah, let them do their shit. Like, they're fine.
Unknown Speaker 37:25
No one's even supposed to go to that island band or whatever, for travel. So.
Unknown Speaker 37:30
Yeah. And I think one of the
Unknown Speaker 37:35
Kennedys missing out there. Oh, well, is that is that right? Anyway? I don't on a trucker? A couple of things about the candidate. We will have a Kennedy.
Unknown Speaker 37:52
Yes. Because I saw a really interesting thing about the president. I don't know why I couldn't think of his name. But that Johnny?
Unknown Speaker 38:01
Yeah. Can Yeah, it was John. Right, John? Yeah. J Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and someone will Oh, that reminded me someone was saying that, um, she's a teacher, and she has to, she has twins in her class. And their names are Lincoln. And just like the two presidents that got like shot and I don't understand there might be more their information that
Unknown Speaker 38:33
that's a weird, some weird choices. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 38:36
So your cringy thing, I don't know why, but I'm so excited.
Unknown Speaker 38:43
I've seen it up on the internet a couple times, and it's just fucking weird. So we're gonna have some guests coming up on the pod. So I'll probably do the rest of this thing after that. But we started watching a documentary on Q anon. And like, how it was formed, and all that stuff. And, you know, it started on 4chan and moved to eight Chan. And so in the documentary, they're talking about, like, these websites that are just, you know, like, not really moderated so people can post virtually anything. And, you know, people are talking about, like, freedom of speech and stuff. And then, you know, like, that freedom devolves just into awful fucking things. And there's like Nazis on there and just like, awful shit, and I was like, man, humanity is really fucking awful. Just a fun stuff. But I was like, it's so shitty. And then I remember this thing I've seen a couple times. It's called rhythm zero. You heard of it? It's an art performance. Performance art by a Serbian artist. Her name? I'm not sure if she's still alive, but Marina Abramovic and this was in Naples in 1974. So basically what she did, she was gonna stand in this room for believe it six hours. And she has some stuff on the table, she has like a rose razor blades food, just like 70 different items, and the audience can use them on her however she however they want. So she's just going to stand there,
Unknown Speaker 40:28
that is not a good fucking idea. One of the items
Unknown Speaker 40:31
was a gun with one bullet. And people could do whatever they wanted with these items. Wow. So this is a story about how human nature is fucking awful.
Unknown Speaker 40:43
Any legal implications with that, like if anyone harmed her?
Unknown Speaker 40:46
No, like, she would not stop them no matter what they did, they could do anything. And she was just standing there. So let's say 72 objects. And she said I'm one of the objects during this period, I take full responsibility. So it was six hours from 8am 8pm to 2am. So people started out really sweet to her. And they were like, Oh, can I give you a kiss? They gave her the rose. Then around the third hour, all of her clothes were cut off with a razor blade. The fourth hour, people started to like cut her with the razor blade. Yeah. Somebody like made a little cut in her throat so we could fucking suck her blood.
Unknown Speaker 41:36
Yeah, you can suck blood from anywhere on the body.
Unknown Speaker 41:40
Yeah, fucked up. And then, you know, some people like assaulted her. But she was really committed to this piece. So she's like, whatever happens happens. And she was just interested like in the psychology of it, like what would people do? And towards the end of the performance, a small group kind of like formed around her to try to protect her from like, fucked up people. And at one point, this person got a gun. And like, took her hand and like, held it up to your head with her finger on the trigger. And the crowd like fought this person off. Because they're like, yeah, they're gonna shoot her in the head. And then at the end of the performance, she started like walking out toward the audience, and they all ran away.
Unknown Speaker 42:34
Oh, yeah, that's kind of that's really chilling. I know. Oh, shoot your person. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 42:44
And she was quoted as saying, what I learned was that if you leave it up to the audience, they can kill you. I felt really violated. They cut my clothes stuck rose thorns in my stomach. One person aimed a gun in my head, aimed a gun at my head. And another ticket away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly six hours as planned. I stood up and started walking toward the audience. Everyone ran away to escape an actual confrontation.
Unknown Speaker 43:10
Wow, that's crazy. Isn't that? Yeah, like
Unknown Speaker 43:13
that is pretty interesting.
Unknown Speaker 43:16
I mean, I feel like I mean, kudos to her for like sticking through it. Yeah. I mean, that was I could see how that was gonna go. Damn.
Unknown Speaker 43:27
Imagine like what would happen if somebody did that now I feel like people are fucking batshit
Unknown Speaker 43:32
now or like be like, on the ground like tattered.
Unknown Speaker 43:39
Yeah, so it's like Oh, shit. This is definitely very
Unknown Speaker 43:44
cringe. Awful. This is dark, but it kind of fits.
Unknown Speaker 43:48
Yeah, humans are. I don't know. They do depress me sometimes but
Unknown Speaker 43:54
I don't know. We're
Unknown Speaker 43:57
all just kind of here going through it.
Unknown Speaker 44:01
Sorry. Sorry.
Unknown Speaker 44:05
Interesting thing
Unknown Speaker 44:09
maybe there's a happy ending. I'm
Unknown Speaker 44:10
honestly surprised. She didn't get like, did she get like ARD? Or? I don't know. I just want to avoid saying the word. Oh, yeah, it's well, it said like various sexual assaults so I don't
Unknown Speaker 44:25
know exactly what happened but yeah yeah, it's pretty crazy but yeah, it just made me think of the like 4chan stuff like I was on 4chan for a little bit. I never saw anything like too crazy, but I was like, I might as well not be on here because I don't want to see anything I like to.
Unknown Speaker 44:51
I used to go on it a little bit whenever I was younger, but maybe I just didn't go on like the good nights or something because I was just like
Unknown Speaker 44:59
you Yeah, um, but yeah, I do like
Unknown Speaker 45:02
to watch like, some different videos that are like, like, you know, darkest things found on 4chan And just like stuff like that because the one I remember the most is like this guy that was like, Hey, I got like, some kind of liquid stuff that's like kind of cool. I'm just gonna see what happens if I inject it. So you posted like a series of pictures and then just like stopped posting. So
Unknown Speaker 45:26
like she died? Damn, that could
Unknown Speaker 45:29
be a totally bunk story. Yeah, but like, still very interesting. Because there's another one. Oh, well, I think this was on Reddit. But it's a really popular one where this guy was just like, I'm really bored with life. I don't have anything going on. I have like a super successful job. I'm just so bored. I'm just going to go ahead and just try math. So he just tried math. And then he had a meth problem and was just on and off for a couple of weeks. And he was off for like a couple years and then came back and he was like, had to like go to rehab and like all never just try miss. Yeah, it's in your onion.
Unknown Speaker 46:10
To have a little mincemeat.
Unknown Speaker 46:14
Um, oh, and I remembered the elevator thing that I wanted to talk about. Speaking of all this depressing stuff. Have you ever watched like elevator incidents? No. Like, I mean, it's not like a YouTube channel or anything but just like it's just people having accidents and elevators and like not living and poo accidents or anytime like they just as they're stepping off the elevator it goes down and they get wrecked and half.
Unknown Speaker 46:46
I don't know if I want to watch that shit.
Unknown Speaker 46:48
It was it was I was watching it on that streamer that does like those spooky Saturdays talked about, um, hexie and Oh, man. I think that's like the worst thing that like we've watched on there because I was like, excited for it. Because I was like, yeah, it's gonna be awful. Because like, Oh, I like to watch scary stuff. But this is just like a whole different kind of terrifying like,
Unknown Speaker 47:15
Ah, I
Unknown Speaker 47:17
hate it. I saw one of those videos the other day where like, somebody gets to the top of an elevator and then it just like fucking or an escalator. And it just like, collapses later. Oh, I saw one where it was a guy and a kid and they got to the top of the escalator and then it just kind of like crumbled up and whoa, escalators are fucked up.
Unknown Speaker 47:39
Yeah, I'm always scared of like something getting like stuck in the little piece. In as I'm trying to like leave and then we get stuck. And then my clothes get
Unknown Speaker 47:53
and then you have the dress situation. Yeah, it's showing.
Unknown Speaker 48:00
Yeah, no, that's legit scares me. Like, um, yeah, like the fact like factory accident videos. Those Get me the most to.
Unknown Speaker 48:09
I feel like I jotted something down about some weird accident like that.
Unknown Speaker 48:16
Man. Yeah, yeah, I hate him. I used to watch like factory accident compilations. And I'm like,
Unknown Speaker 48:22
No way. I remembered what it was. The other day car boy number three was working on a car and so he had the car on the lift and like He lifted me up in the air. Or, you know, I was in the car. And I had to like turn on the car and then he was like, trying to listen to this noise. And then I turned it off. And he was like, Okay, I'm gonna stick my hand up in this area, like do not turn on the car or it will cut my hand
Unknown Speaker 48:53
down first. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 48:56
So he would be like, Okay, you can turn the car on and I'm like, I'm turning the car on. Like, is your hand out and he's like, yeah, go ahead and turn on the car. Did that like two or three times but every time I was like, okay, like how to take a long time and cases hands maybe still
Unknown Speaker 49:17
left my bag that's actually how I am with like knives and stuff in the kitchen. If we're cooking together I'm like I'm going to grab a knife. I am behind you with a knife do not turn around do not move. Yeah, same with like opening the oven. I'm opening the oven because like I'm so scared like I'm gonna pull it open and then he's just gonna like back up and trip over it and then just like fall in the oven or the of like, you know, with his weight the oven would fall on him with multiple people in a kitchen just gets my anxiety really, really high.
Unknown Speaker 49:56
For like 1000s of reasons. Too much heat. Too much sharp.
Unknown Speaker 50:00
It's the fucking movie final destination. Yeah, it like ruined everything for everyone not because
Unknown Speaker 50:07
I'm pretty positive. That's where like my knife. Yeah. Because like the chick was she was like injured or something. And she was like crawling on the kitchen floor and she saw a towel and was like, I can use this to cover my wounds. But as she pulled the towel down, the towel was on a knife holder, and she pulls out the knives with it and they just fold kill it.
Unknown Speaker 50:28
Oh my god. Ah,
Unknown Speaker 50:32
yeah, that also made me scared of roller coasters. Because I think in a second one, it starts out and they're on. They're on a roller coaster. And they're like, Oh, for sure. Cool roller coaster, you know, kind of like the airplane. And then they get on and it just goes off like the track or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 50:50
So, jam. I listened to a podcast. I don't remember what it's called. I only listened to a couple of them. But it was pretty much like a disaster podcast. Ah, and one of them was this roller coaster that got stuck. And the next set of people was about to be coming. And they they were stuck and they couldn't like figure out how to get a moving so they thought like everybody was gonna fucking die. Because like the car crash. Yeah, yeah. But then they ended up fixing it. But yeah, it was this whole thing and people were stuck there. And I was like, Oh my god. So terrified. That
Unknown Speaker 51:27
wouldn't be terrifying. I've never have you ever gotten second roller coaster?
Unknown Speaker 51:31
No, I've only been on one a couple times. And I just don't like it. Like I don't like it either. I feel nervous all the time. I don't need that.
Unknown Speaker 51:39
It makes my stomach like, just go crazy. Like I like I remember one of the times I went on a roller coaster. I was just like hugging the bar all time. And I've been on a few like some of them are okay, like I'm like some at Six Flags like Superman and Batman and stuff where you're actually like, sitting like with your legs dangling and stuff. And so yeah, I went to Six Flags one time with my class like in high school. It was for physics and math day.
Unknown Speaker 52:16
Make sense? Yeah, you need physics and math for that.
Unknown Speaker 52:19
Our teacher was cool. Because like so a lot of the groups that would go there like had like these worksheets and stuff they would do but my teacher was like, I'll just say like physics and stuff sometimes. And you guys are good. And he would let us play like croquet sometimes. We were like in the AP Physics class. So I guess like we didn't need to. We knew all the physics that there was to know No. No, but he was so yeah, he was a little more like lenient with us. But um, so yeah, we all got in a group when on Superman. I did not get stuck. But the people behind me did. So like half the class got stuck on it. And the Superman is where you're like laying down, like your stomach is facing the ground. And you're strapped in. And so yeah, they're all stuck there. And I was like, fuck that. Fucking fuck that.
Unknown Speaker 53:06
No. My sister and I are going to Disney in October. And she was like, talking about some of the rides and she was like, Well, I don't know if you would like this one. Like, you may like this one. And I'm like, Bitch of the group. I'm like, I don't know. It's scary.
Unknown Speaker 53:27
I'm the I'm the bag holder. Like, people like are you sure you don't want to go on? Like, no, let me hold your bag, please. Like, I'm okay.
Unknown Speaker 53:35
Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 53:36
mean, I probably haven't been on a roller coaster in like 15 years. So part of me is like, maybe it'll be a little adventurous. But then also, I'm like, I'm gonna get on it and be terrified and stuck on.
Unknown Speaker 53:51
Disney has some pretty easygoing one. You're going to California. So I don't know. Like which ones are up there? We're going to Florida. Oh, Florida. Okay. Yeah, Space Mountain is pretty cool, because they have all the lights off. Like, which sounds kind of scary, but like it's safe. They have like all the lights off. So that made me a little more comfortable. For some reason. I don't. It sounds scarier, but it's just, it's nice and air conditioned. And they just had a calf stars all over. So that one's pretty chill. Um, you probably would not like the Hollywood terror of terror.
Unknown Speaker 54:24
No, I've already been like yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do that. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 54:28
I've I went on it twice. Once when I was super little. And I went with my friends family. And we went on tower terror now they have individual seatbelts. But at that time, it was just one bar that goes over the whole road, which stops at the largest person Yeah. And I was in a row with a very large person and
Unknown Speaker 54:55
in your tiny and it's like not touching bar. It was
Unknown Speaker 54:58
like really high up just kind of like, this links is the same. And so yeah, I just I held the bar the whole time on that one too, because, like, I could feel myself rising up into like, an uncomfortable amount. Like, like, like life threatening.
Unknown Speaker 55:19
Um, and then when I went back on it
Unknown Speaker 55:23
sometime when I was in high school, so that time was I was in elementary school. This was high school. Because I was in marching band, so we got to go play at Disney World. Oh, yeah. And so, so yeah, so I went back on it, and I was like, this fucking like, Are you fucking kidding me? There's like, individual like arrangements for this now. Like, how old was I? When I was a kid? Because I was like, oh, maybe it just like, Yeah, I was being overly scared. I was a kid and stuff, but like, they replaced it to be safer. So it's kind of like, yikes, and I was just scared that time. Like, my friend was like, I can't remember what friend I was with. But she was like Jamie Jamie by are like, like, I just like, I like hurt her arm. So I was just like, holding on to her. So. So yeah, I felt bad for that.
Unknown Speaker 56:19
Thank you thinking waivers. Roberto, the name.
Unknown Speaker 56:23
Roberto would have been my name.
Unknown Speaker 56:26
Branch. Jamie is almost same Roberta.
Unknown Speaker 56:29
Yeah. So my alternate name if I was not Jamie, my name would have been Roberta. So I kind of dodged a bullet there. Like, I don't know. I kind of feel like as an adult, I would like that name. Yeah. Going through high school. I feel like I would have gotten picked on
Unknown Speaker 56:46
like maybe Roberta.
Unknown Speaker 56:49
Bird you want me to feed you? Do you um, do you have any like, particular things? You're you're looking forward to or planning with Disney?
Unknown Speaker 57:04
Oh, well, we're going in October so that we can see all the Halloween stuff. So I'm super excited about that.
Unknown Speaker 57:09
Are you guys gonna try to go to like, sorry, I don't I'm not like a Disney fanatic. I just I worked at a place that has a homeless agent. So like, I know a lot of like, what's at Disney World? Are you guys going to like Mickey's not so scary Halloween party?
Unknown Speaker 57:25
Hopefully they don't have a lot of stuff about Halloween yet. But yeah, hopefully we're gonna go do that. And then we're gonna go to Universal Studios too. And apparently they have awesome Halloween stuff. So
Unknown Speaker 57:38
yeah, I haven't been to universal but I've always wanted to go to their Halloween Horror Nights. Do you know if you're doing that yet?
Unknown Speaker 57:45
Hopefully. Yeah, they are. That's the one that they didn't have much information on was Universal Studios. It was like coming in October and like, tell me everything.
Unknown Speaker 57:56
Yeah, I really want to do Horror Nights. Like, I feel dumb because I feel scared. Even though it's like not a super scary thing. But just one thing, like going to like haunted houses or like horror things. I always just get like really nervous. Leading up to it.
Unknown Speaker 58:15
Dude, couple years ago, we went with our friend Chris, that'll be on the pod here. We went to what's the one that's here? How's the torment? Oh, yeah. I've never been in before. I was so fucking scared. Because I was like, what if I'm the one who like gets scared and has to like leave or like has a panic attack. I mean, I ended up being fine. But beforehand, I was like, how scary is that? Can it be? My gonna freak out? Exactly how I was too. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 58:46
I went to a house of
Unknown Speaker 58:51
like, I can't remember the name. It was it was in New Orleans. I was like a super popular one in New Orleans. And, um, how was the shock? And I wasn't actually supposed to go I like stayed at a friend's house and just told my mom I was staying there. And then we went to house of shock like super late at night. And I like I was so scared that I just like I called my boyfriend when I was online. Like, I'm really a lot of anxiety. And then like one of the people that worked there as like a character like came up to me and I was like, Okay, I was like, Okay, this isn't that scary. I was like, hold on. I'm on the phone.
Unknown Speaker 59:32
But
Unknown Speaker 59:34
so at that one, I remember things saying that they could not touch you, but they definitely touched you like my friend on my couch. Oh, one guy stuck his finger in my ear. And oh, yeah, I didn't like that.
Unknown Speaker 59:50
Yeah, I liked going I would definitely go again. But yeah, leading up to it. It was like, what if I embarrass everyone in my group? That was my main peers.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:01
That's when you just swallow that fear and
Unknown Speaker 1:00:06
everything's fine.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:08
I'm scared, but I don't like gonna ruin other people's time. That's true. Well, fat heads. I think that we are coming to a close. I hope that you enjoyed today's episode. And also feel free to write us in any stories any thing. You have any Disney elevator stories Yeah, just a trauma, elevator trauma, elevator trauma or just trauma in general. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:36
I like to laugh on it. He'll or laugh about it.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:41
If you have any trauma that you need to laugh about, write it in and we'll make it
Unknown Speaker 1:00:45
funny. It's refreshing to just let it out into the world like letting go Yeah, like that little girl that farted like yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:54
I'm
Unknown Speaker 1:00:57
fine it's just gonna forever be in my head like it was it was impressive. Trying
Unknown Speaker 1:01:01
to do an impression of it if you can
Unknown Speaker 1:01:09
maybe about that. A little louder. That is loud. Slightly longer like cup like half a second longer maybe but yeah, it was it was last the gist of it. It wasn't as bubbly sounding though it was like a straightforward like stern fire tone.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:25
Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:28
All right. Yeah. So Radisson let us know if you want stickers.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:32
And have a good time.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:38
hearing me enemy funding from guitar riff again.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:43
Wayne's World Okay,