This week we are the Krewe of Cringe, bringing you a parade of cringe!
Pizza roll sampling, a valentine’s story revisited, mardi gras stories, and a handful of other stories that have revisited our brains from the past.
Write in about any cringey stories you want to share? Have any Mardi Gras, food delivery or pizza roll related cringe stories?? We would love to hear it!
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So I found an interesting celebrity story. It's popped up on my newsfeed. Lamar Odom explains why he didn't didn't bother trying to hide that he'd pooped in his bed on Celebrity
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Wait, that's like a TV show? Right? Yes
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TV. Guess he's a he's an NBA player, which I didn't know cuz I'm not sports baller per se.
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I was about to ask so. sports ball.
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Yeah, he's a sports baller. So he says that. He told insider he was honest about pooping his bed because it happened on live TV. And I thought it was funny at the end of
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the day. He listens to this much.
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Maybe a shout out. On the bright side. He learned a little bit about his body and will now stay away from dairy.
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Oh. What a time to figure out like you're lactose. Breyers Welcome to nervous laughter everybody. Thank you. Thank you for the intro.
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Jamie forgot what we're doing.
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Yeah. And I just stepped up. I'm Jamie. Alyssa. Welcome. And we also want to make sure to say a huge, huge thank you to everyone who's been listening and supporting so far. Yes, we are just continue to be surprised and excited. Yeah,
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our recent download got like, a zillion times more lessons than normal. So we were both kind of like, oh my god, we talked about she were the poor girl. Yeah, cuz I don't know. I knew like friends and stuff for listening. But now I'm like, Oh my god. Strangers know what I did with the Korean bean can
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now everyone's gonna, like see in a green European cannon RV park and be like, Oh, well, everyone like the one person other person who listens to listen goes.
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Oh, but if you don't know what we're talking about, go back and listen to the car boys. Episode
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number nine.
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Yeah, lucky number nine. It's
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a good one to start first one with the guests. Although we just consider the one with Mike episode. I think that's 19 as our guests just because, well different. We use the different setup. So we
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talked in a previous episode about my sister's coworker named pizza roll. Yeah, so she made a Tower of Pizza and label the different ones. So here I have got here. I was like JB I need to lose us. Oh my god, I can't talk. I'm so excited about pizza. So I was like, Hey, um, so this is combination. This is triple meat. So there was a supply issue, and I couldn't get them for. I can only get one flavor. So we're gonna do little ASMR and tell if we can tell the difference or not cotton
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candy. Something? Oh, let me see the pizza. This is okay. I'm trying combination first. Me too.
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Um, I will say definitely not as good as I remembered them being from childhood notes of pepperoni and sausage.
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I've never been a combination fan, but that's okay. I can definitely tolerate it now. You know, I think I'm surprised with this thing when I go with the combination
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really mean to the triple meat has a weird fucking flavor.
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I almost feel like it tastes like the sauce more with the three meats. And I'm like him. I want some like other stuff.
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Here a meat girl meat meat
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so I only really had the pepperoni ones before. Like I never tried the other ones feels like a three meat. And then of course combination. I was like you vegetables. Well. I mean not like I'm not like one of those adults. That's like I don't Eat vegetables like I just don't like like, green bell peppers on pizza combination always has green bell pepper and I'm like
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I just stayed another combo one. And it has this weird like aftertaste that I now remember. It tastes like rubber and
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let me see if I get that too.
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I should have put them in a wine glass and we could have swirled them like tastings. But I wanted to see if pizza Oh, actually needed to label the pizza rolls. And I think we'll both agree that she did because they do have some differences. I thought they would all taste the same, honestly. Really? Yeah. They're, you know, not too much of a difference. Yeah, but
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yeah, I mean, between like, like combination and pepperoni probably tastes the same because I feel like I didn't really like taste any like, meat specific.
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Meat specific.
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So that's our review of pizza roll. Let us know if you want us to review more flavors or other.
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I do have something that I want to review whenever we have Chris on. I don't know why there's a specific thing and I had carboy number three try it the other night.
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And he was like it is but now I feel like it should be a surprise.
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Yeah, surprise. It's really good, though. It's one of my favorites.
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Yeah, we'll definitely have to try more weird foods. Have you ever had like spam? Or how do you feel about spam?
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I like the musubi things. Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. Yeah, I love those to make you some.
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Oh, well, yeah. Um, yeah, cuz I know some people are like you spam with rice and seaweed wrap so good. And like, I don't know, I just I lived in Hawaii for a little bit when I was younger. So like, that's, it was like, perfect timing for me to absorb spam.
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Yeah, I don't really care for it when it's like spam and eggs or stuff like that. But I really haven't tried it many ways. But I got one at h Mart the other day and it had a fish cake on top of the spam and it was so Oh, really? Oh, it was really
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like but I don't think I really like like fish cakes and stuff.
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I can see that. They're kind of a weird texture.
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Yeah, I am. Spam a mac and cheese though.
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Oh, okay. So it's like hot dog. And yeah,
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it's good. It's highly recommended.
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Last week we were talking about the different trash foods that we grew up. And like making them for husbands and being like, what the
Unknown Speaker 7:53
Yeah, no, I think like we even talked about the same dish because I was in hamburger Rotel and the Rito pie as we call it. Oh, I like burrito delight for it better though.
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It makes it cheerful. Yeah, you're in poverty.
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Yeah, and another one that we would do is uh, I think we call it it was called pizza burgers and it was just like half of a hamburger bun. And then it's like, this mix of like hamburger some kind of soup. And Velveeta and black olives.
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Oh, got a vegetable in there? Yeah. Our olives a vegetable. They
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grow on a tree. They have a seed. Are they a fruit? Alexa or Wait, you
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don't have Alexa yell or Google Home?
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Hey, olives a vegetable Oh, you call them all right. Well, that's enough. Shut up. I've never used one of these before. Yeah, they go on and on. And now it's like, shut up.
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A few. Sorry to provoke the Google machine.
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Specifically, they're considered a stone fruit.
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Oh, yeah.
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I never heard of a stone fruit before like, smart fit.
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It's the pizza rolls fueling my brain.
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I feel like a kid again. Um, oh, and I have a word thing. Oh,
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good. But what is the yo Cree painter?
Unknown Speaker 9:43
So it's not it's not specifically a new word. It's just like, hearing a word in a weird way in my brain. Always making a weird connection for it. Um, the term custodial parents. I'm just always like, a janitor parents. Your nongeneral parent. And it's funny because I even forgot the word custodial parent, but I just wrote down janitorial parents. So yeah, that's I'm
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throwing sawdust on top of vomit pile.
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You have to put cat litter on it. So it's
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this janitor in first grade and I fucking hated my teacher. And I would always be like, I have a stomach ache and I would go to the nurse and the janitor was really nice, because it's really tall lady. Don't remember her name or anything, but she was my custodial parent.
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I never had a custodial parent. Um, I wanted one because my sister kind of had one, I guess like, well, not like she would see or like in the like, every time she went to the bathroom. It's just like, one time she got bleached on her pants and then like the janitor lady was nice. Oh, but I do remember. We had a janitor that had a teardrop tattoo. Oh, hell
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yeah. Killer.
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Yeah. I was like, Oh, why do you he told everyone that it was because he had a brother, but cried a lot and then passed away. But he got so serious. Yeah. Think of your like murder tattoo back story if you ever have to work for children
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I like the Mississippi School District was like, fuck it. It's fine. They're annoying. Just try to kill the most annoying one if you're gonna
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kill adults. Okay. These are children.
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Well tell the teachers Oh, watch out.
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Oh, you went to school here. Okay, that's, that's all you need to work here. And you have a Valentine's story, right? Oh, yeah. Hope everyone had an excellent Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day that I remembered for a while I did favor. And it was before it was really like that big here. Luckily, so I never saw like anybody I knew. But I was doing it on Valentine's Day. And that was like a perfect day to do it. Because you know, they have the surcharges when it's busy, and then people would tip really good. Yeah. So I went and picked up like cookies or cupcakes or something. And this chick wanted them delivered to her fiance who worked at home. And she was like, can you say this little poem when you remember what made me think of this? So he dropped them off and like, okay, Roses are red, violets are blue. It was one of those. Yeah, and I remember the last line was like, it didn't rhyme with the other shit. So she needed to work on that. But it was like here the best fiance and I can't wait to live with you. And I look to Dan said that she's like dance puppet. Like, reacts to it at all. I hope he apologized. I think he did. I really don't remember that much because
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I'm so embarrassing. I hope she tipped like extra.
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She kind of tipped better but it was still good. Like I feel like she should have given me like $100 for that.
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I wonder if she like asked about it was like Hey, did you get your favorite today? Would you thing in syrup home?
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Yeah
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Imagine that. Like if you didn't it just be like a whole argument and between them to nothing do with you? But I feel like there's an argument waiting to be had between um, I just imagined the poem just being like I want that deck I'm coming for you
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probably would have been happier with something like that. This one was just corny and poorly written so
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it was just kind of like effort with air quotes kinda Yeah. Yeah, remember all those valentine's day that I paid other people to tell pass written poem for you.
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Like this dude while I'm buried and be like, the rest of my life with you?
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Me saying it but it was just weird. Oh, that's so weird. I didn't know I didn't think people would request that have a oh yeah,
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people are awful.
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What was like the weirdest request that you got that one? Oh, yeah. Oh, and it's also Mardi Gras. Happy Mardi girl.
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Everybody tried to do trumpet sounds but I chickened out.
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I should have practiced something on my saxophone for this. But yeah, we are crew of cringe. So
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let the cringe times roll. Yeah.
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Yeah. Um, so I don't, I don't have like, too much cringy Mardi Gras stuff. But I mean, the most that I remember is like, just getting pelted in the face by beads a lot. Which someone just mentioned that they found out that like, pinkeye circulates a lot. picking them up off the ground, you know, and throw up piles and stuff. Like, yeah, okay, I know, I've never thought about that. Luckily, never gotten pinkeye. But I'd have also haven't just picked things up off the ground and put them on my body. Why not? Um, and one time I remember during a parade, I was hanging out with an acquaintance. And he was like, Oh, you have some like, confetti or something like on your forehead. And he was like, trying to scratch it up. He's like, it's not coming off. I don't know. And then he was just like, Oh, it's a mole. This one right here. And I was like, Oh, I don't know why that was really. It was like,
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oh, it's your skin. Notice that you have a mole there? Like you can't even see it.
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It's a little baby one. But it's never well now you know, so you don't have to try to appeal something off my head in the future. But now I you know, I live with this thing of my body that people don't think belongs there. And we scraped off. Um, oh, yeah. Which reminds me, um, so I get moles removed a lot, like, so I go to the dermatologist and there's like, always at least one to be removed. And I feel so dumb asking this but like, they're about to do it. And I got my phone out. And I was like, Oh, can I record this? And they were like,
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no shit.
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Yeah, like I really because I can't I don't feel like I could watch it then. And stuff and want to see it after but I guess it like makes sense that like, for 1000 legal reasons. You can't
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record and we need to be able to deny it.
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Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, that just kind of reminded me about that a little bit. Um, let's see. Do I have any others? Mardi Gras stuff. Oh, yeah, one time there. There was a sky trying to get my oldest sister to flash them. And she was like, underage at the time. And then my dad like When can I start yelling at the guy because you know, he's like, Oh, she's you know, underage. Did you notice he really
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was taking it with someone he worked with. I don't know how closely you work with them if they just passed in the hallways or like what but like
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turning inside
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out Yeah, it's like Yeah. I think at first my dad didn't really realize what was happening I think like she couldn't reach them or just or something like that. And then whenever he got up there he realized like, oh, no, fuck
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Damn. Are you there? Did you just hear about it secondhand?
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Like I was there like I could see it but I couldn't like hear like yelling or anything like that because there's pride going on. But yeah, I remember that and I think it was for like a pair of beads that has some like rubber duckies on them. People will show you anything
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for like a special pair of painters and stuff if you want.
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Probably I haven't seen a painter but I'm sure people plop their painters around. Don't
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stay dry. Jerome
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especially in New Orleans. I've only been to parades like in us like South Mississippi and Slidell I haven't seen anything get too too crazy. There of course like fighting is just like part of Mardi Gras. Just getting into altercations. That was one thing that a Brandon said that was one of his favorite memories. Despite people getting fistfights and And let's see. So how far
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are y'all? Or were you from Louisiana when you lived in Mississippi?
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Ah, I was probably like, less than an hour. Okay, let me try to see. So like the whole coast of Mississippi, you can probably drive it in like an hour, maybe less than an hour from Slidell to Grand Bay, Alabama in an hour and a half. And so just take off a little bit of time because, you know, that extends outside of Mississippi some. Okay, yeah. And I was 41 minutes away from slideshow. Oh, cool. Oh, yeah. Pretty close.
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I've been to New Orleans once, but I haven't been like anywhere else around there. Yeah, I've
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been to New Orleans a handful of times. I wouldn't say as much as like a lot of other people because like a lot of a lot of people would go over there and like party at night and stuff. I was always just like, I'm scared. But the times I have been, it's just like, some of the areas smell really bad. Because of like, oh, source poop and follow up and oh, yeah, shit like that. And I just remember. I just remember one time, I went with my sister to a friend's bachelorette party. And we went to this one club. And the bathrooms are really small. The spas are super spa. And then I went into the store after my sister came out and she's like, Oh, be careful. There's a booger on the toilet. And I just like, looked and saw it and I just started like gagging pee while I was just like gagging try not to touch this booger. I
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was just like, Oh, man. Yeah, remember, when we walked down Bourbon Street? There is definitely.
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Yeah, there's definitely smell of New Orleans, and it would make an interesting candle. Hey, maybe we can do make a worthless. Um, and let's see, what what else do I have? Oh, so another thing that I remembered about parades was a so it's kind of a thing for people to like, bring ladders to like, stand in, sit on. So I guess like you're kind of like behind the crowd. And then you can stand up and reach but like, they're just like, normal ass like ladders that you get from Home Depot. And they split to whole ladder. Yeah. And like put like kids on top of it. And I'm just like, they're all right. Like, it's, it's an incredible idea to have your small child on top of us, like six foot ladder around.
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Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I didn't think about the safety aspect. My first thought was like, What a pain in the ass it would be and be like walking around and some guy just like hits you with a ladder like bumps into you. That would be so awful. So people aren't
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really walking around with them and just like setting them up wherever people usually kind of get like, they get there early. And I get like Usually people are able to like pull their trucks up and stuff. So you have like, the back of a truck. Gotcha ladders. You know? Beer for the kids. I'm Nana remember one? Ah, oh, no, it just it just gets pretty crazy around that time to because like, lots of businesses and stuff. You're lucky if you work at a business that's on our parade route. Because usually like park there, and they have it all blocked off and have like a barbecue or whatever. So. So that's pretty cool. Um,
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we should go in 2023 Yeah,
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come Yeah, we'll broadcast.
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Interview some throwing up people.
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Yeah. I was also so I was on bam. So I did like, we all had to do Mardi Gras parades and stuff and Bantu. Um, and I played saxophone for those who don't know, and she was Lisa Simpson. Yeah. And we had to have, like adults or like parent volunteers to kind of help come like drunk people would always try to like stumble through the forums and stuff and be like, Oh, I'm playing an instrument
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I'm surprised but I am.
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No, yeah. So adults do that. And also just like, you know, we have a dance team and stuff and you know, guys get kind of weird around women when they're drunk, because they're some guys are creeps. So Yeah, um, so yeah, it's just, it was just always interesting having tons of drunk people walk through and another friend told me that she had a, she was a clarinet player and she had dropped her. Her mouthpiece, like it felt like, right by a pile of horse poop. And, yeah, she said the, obviously she did not put that like back in her mouth for the rest of the night. And so she kind of got not like scolded but, you know, the band director was kind of mad at her because she didn't play the whole night. And it was obvious. But whatever it was, like, doo doo doo doo. I
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can't tell you how many times I've done that. AirPlay just be like, Fuck, I forgot how to play this part.
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sound worse, I just played the wrong thing. Not playing anything that makes sense. I can't tell you how many fucking dreams I have. Or like. It's like the beginning of Bandcamp. So Bandcamp, just in the context of what Bandcamp was, for me, it was just like, there was like a two week period period or whatever, before school started. And we would just go to school every day for like 812 hours or whatever. And just like learning the music, start learning the drills, and all that shit. It was intense. But I have a lot of dreams where like I show up late, like, days late. And I'm like, trying to learn the music and trying to learn look like they don't teach me the positions or like, I'll just fit into the form and just, you know, kind of flow with it. And I'm just like, I don't know what I'm doing. And I wish I still didn't have dreams like that as an adult. But it happens. In our mind, remember, specifically at the Slidell parade, I remember there's been like a bunch of syringes on the ground and I was like, really freaked out.
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And then I think like a year later, I learned about like, the like jello syringe shots things. But I'm pretty sure there's probably some messy rules kind of mixed in. Oh, um, let's
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see D Roc send us a story.
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Yeah. Incredible. I'm sorry, we're late. Sorry. I can't Yes. I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
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We'll be having that. Our collaboration episode come out. Yeah, pretty soon.
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Pretty soon. It's a it's a big one. It's going to be a highlight. So it's just taking some time. But it'll it'll, it'll get done. Yeah, it was.
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It was a lot of fun being on there. And they have a their podcast is on YouTube. And it's every other Tuesday, right? Yeah, I
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think it's every other Tuesday. They do it live so you can interact with them and chat and stuff. On YouTube, Curley's son nerd curly studios, I believe.
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D rocks kind of goes with Brandon's about fighting. Oh, he said I was in New Orleans once for Mardi Gras and heard a bunch of people screaming. The next thing the next thing I saw was some dude hauling ass through a crowd of people with a police officer chasing him and a film crew for cops running behind them
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awesome. My shit like yeah,
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I love Oh my gosh, we watch so much cops.
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Yeah, I need to actually that would be a good, good series to roll through and watch again. Oh, yeah.
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And we could do like a highlight reel for the podcast. You have some pizza. I just noticed that. I'm so sorry. I'm so gross. I will say these fucking pizza rolls are like gushers when you bite into your fucking napkin, and don't remember that about them.
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I just popped the whole thing in my mouth because I started to squirt out and I was like, oh, no, it's happening. Sorry. Get out of my house. Thanks for that story.
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Ideas for some future episodes.
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Yeah. Um, and Rob also wrote us in run. Oh, friend of the podcast, sir. He said. Oh, I'm sorry. That's my story. Hold on. Let me pull up. Did you run out
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of pills penicillin at Mardi Gras? Oh, no.
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One of the floats just like start throwing it out. Selling for everyone. Oh, that's a good idea for the future though. Um, so he said I went to New Orleans Mardi Gras once and the group If I was worth had a bit of, you know, levels a ladder, so, um, but we needed a safe place to smoke, so we went to a porter party I wouldn't want it one by one we went in and took a quick hit. Except for me. Of course, I didn't think I was. I was in there very long, but they started banging on the walls and yelling that smoke was coming from the vents. I guess he just like freaked out and left and then hours later some random dude points and yells you guys were the one smoking pot in the porter box I would instantly shit my pants. I was at a gaming convention
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I can't imagine being called out like that. Sorry. No, I
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wouldn't. Like I was just like, did something nice? Like hey, that was you. That helps a turtle across the road. I'd be like there wasn't any sun. I also got groped by a young lady who seemed to be rolling hard. Um, don't know what that means. I assume but
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he just to see.
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Ah, okay. Yeah, I'm very sheltered in the world of hard
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drives. Jamie's a raver. Very straight now. Wow. You don't know those drugs.
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I have not rolled hard
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only cool people do drugs. And
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he said he didn't mind that part that much though. I'm getting gripped by her.
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So speaking of boobs and butts. You have a story from Bailey. Okay. Thanks. Thanks, Bailey. Oh, he's one of the people that left us an iTunes review.
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Yeah. So he says when I was 16, I drove my shitty blazer down to Sixth Street to try to see some boobs. As you do, yeah. I had to pee so bad. When I finally got down there. I couldn't get into any bars to relieve myself. I got a public urination disorderly conduct citation from a cop in the alley behind Shakespeares went to my car and went home saw no boobs. Well, I hope that you've seen plenty of boobs. Yeah, since sorry, it didn't work out. We wish you many boobs this year.
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That was one thing that like I I know, it's a weird thing. But one thing that just made me not want to go to Mardi Gras in different places. I just hear it's really hard to find a bathroom. So I really want to go unless I know someone that has a place that I can, like guarantee is a bathroom.
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I only pee behind CHEWIES nowhere else.
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I'm a frequent peer. So it's kind of
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yeah, that is.
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Yeah. Bladder. What's that? Minus? Minus those small it almost doesn't exist. Um, oh, and I remember one time, drive like so we would load up on the bus for for band for Mardi Gras. And our school was like, we had divided up boys and girls because like, yeah, band kids would actually do stuff on the bus. And so I remember the dude's Bush got flashed by a bunch of older women but it's kind of weird thinking about now because I'm like as an adult woman. busload of children looks so weird. Anything below 19 is like a child to me.
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Yes, the word teenage boy. Yeah,
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just avoid it completely. Like you don't need to talk to it. Like just go about your way.
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It's the reverse of your sister's story.
Unknown Speaker 34:05
Yeah. Sorry, I had to like do like mind rewind. Focus, like what I talked about. Um, and I got a, a friend Lauren wrote in she said, Look, you can use me. Mobile Mardi Gras balls are fantastic. Many, many a nights have. Have we've Oh, wow. Sorry. Sorry. I'm trying to like read it properly. Many, many a night we've sat across the mobiel Convention Center at the hotel bar. And so many frat boys all tucked up hitting on any single woman they see which of course 21 year old frat bros hitting on any woman over the age of 25 is always just the know. Yeah. One that you know I'm glad never really got mixed up in Mardi Gras worldwide because it seems like a lot of
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fun. I'm not old enough.
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I'm drinking and dancing and one of them danced with me for a little bit. I asked him his age and he said old enough. Yikes. Okay. Then his grandmother walked over and asked, How long have you known each other? I like X. How do you know my grandson? And she said, also at the age of 22 Dancing with a cute stranger another year, and I asked his name, he said it was Toby and then I just laughed in his in this poor man space. Because Toby was the name of my cousin's pet and I was so drunk. I thought it was hilarious. Toby if you're out there. Single me was too awkward for you. I'm sorry. So we can maybe you guys can find a connection again.
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Hopefully, Toby. We can put you in contact with her. Yeah, this
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doesn't get lost connections podcast. Um,
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if you were at Mardi Gras in I don't know what year maybe 2003 or four based on Bailey Stuart one. Maybe 2000 to let us know. You can show him your boobs now. Yes, another misconnection. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, okay, when we graduate.
Unknown Speaker 36:30
Yeah, it kind of messes with my brain like that, too. Um, about the last one. Yeah, this is the last one that I have. Let me just make sure. Okay. Um, so this is from Kristen. This is the the one that dropped her clarinet mouthpiece. One year my dad was interviewed by a newscaster and when the newsman asked my dad where his kids were, he said, I don't know somewhere around here. We ended up catching the interview on the on the rebroadcast and it was hilarious.
Unknown Speaker 37:05
There's kids a ladder that ever
Unknown Speaker 37:12
was not even our ladder. Mardi Gras. That's a crazy time. It was fun. Just going off with your friends though. And just you just walk up and down the parade route before it starts watching people get into fights. And you know, looking back, I probably I probably could have totally like snuck some alcohol or get alcohol from people. But like, I was really I guess I was more of like a straight edge. Kid and fall I was like 18 or 19. So yeah. Um, so that's all I have for Mardi Gras. Do you have anything else for Mardi Gras? No,
Unknown Speaker 37:52
that's it. Um, I don't think I've ever done any Mardi Gras stuff. Like I guess they do stuff downtown here, but I've never done anything. Um, I remember we had King take in elementary school and I was like, Don't choke on the baby
Unknown Speaker 38:14
that's always a Yeah, concern. And, like, a lot of times too, I'll get a king cake and I maybe it was just a thing I heard were like places aren't supposed to put them inside clues. Choking Hazard. Oh, yeah. But like you even see like the package of it like with like, it usually comes with like, one or two beads and they a baby to put inside. So I'm like, Okay, you put it inside yourself. But then there's still fucking baby in there that you fuck around.
Unknown Speaker 38:40
Yeah, I got one from a chubby and it came with like some beads and the baby and I was like, Okay, thanks. Like,
Unknown Speaker 38:49
what am I gonna do with that? Okay,
Unknown Speaker 38:50
cool. More plastic for turtle to fucking choke on you.
Unknown Speaker 38:55
Or they can look cool with their new necklace that's true. I need to stop creeping with their necklaces Oh, by just imagine all the fish in the fucking Mississippi River are just like, they're just like drunken shitting their pants and have beads on. It's a good time. But yeah, like, it leaves so much trash behind too. Like, I know that. People try to clean it and I think it was like Girl Scouts one year like we did a volunteer thing to clean. But like, it's all like even if you just go down to New Orleans like, when it's not around Mardi Gras time. They're still beads like stuck in the trees and stuff like that. So it's yeah, it's uh huh. Maybe we should try to get biodegradable beads. I don't know. I'm not trying to change Mardi Gras. I'm just trying to help animals.
Unknown Speaker 39:58
That's like the the Trees that people decorate on this highway here. 316 Oh yeah, like decorate all these trees like Christmas trees and then they never fucking pick it up so there's just like shit in this like beautiful like hilly area with all these like rock walls and then there's like a fuckin stencil pencil or whatever. Yeah, like half broken plastic ornaments. So like you motherfuckers
Unknown Speaker 40:25
I signed up for the cleaning last year or something, but I wasn't able to make it out. But I want to try to sign up for it again in the future. Don't do that. But I remember the first year when I found out about but because like before, I kind of realize out the trash. I was like, oh, that's kind of cool and stuff. And I was like, Oh, do they? Like I want to do one with the like a cardboard cutout of like God areas you should do a nervous laughter tree. I mean, I cleaned it out. Yeah, with like, biodegradable stuff and clean it up and volunteer to clean up other people's. Yes,
Unknown Speaker 41:04
that's okay. We did. Yeah, we're
Unknown Speaker 41:06
gonna overkill it. Um, but yeah, for those who don't know, Jodi Arias was the creepy stalker chick like, murdered her boyfriend super hardcore. And, but she would like sneak in through his doggie door. And during Christmas, she like, hid behind the truth mystery. So I just always think about that or in Christmas.
Unknown Speaker 41:26
holiday memories.
Unknown Speaker 41:30
So,
Unknown Speaker 41:31
I have a question for you about toothbrushes. Okay.
Unknown Speaker 41:35
We're changing the topic for Mardi Gras. Toothbrushes for Mardi Gras.
Unknown Speaker 41:40
Speaking of things that are dirty sometimes, brushes. I went to Colorado last year with Carberry Number three's family. And I forgot my toothbrush. And I always feel disgusting. After I've been on a plane. I'm just like, I'm covered in fucking germs. So like, I get cleaned up. And I'm like, I need my toothbrush, and I don't have it. And he's like, you can use mine. And I'm like, No fucking way. We do sex stuff, but there's no way I will use a toothbrush after another person. And so I sent this to my group chat with my friends from the gym. And like all of them were like, Yeah, I would do that. Like, it's so great. It's like the tooth. It's the food particles and the bacteria
Unknown Speaker 42:35
like so. I have shared a toothbrush before. Is it something I'm looking to do again? Absolutely. It was like when I was honest, I I can't remember if I don't think Brandon and I have shared toothbrush. And of course I'm talking in the sense of like, if I'm you know if we're somewhere and one of us forgot not like we only have one family precious. Yes, it's next to the bucket of family bathwater. And the the cup of mouthwash that we repeat with
Unknown Speaker 43:17
and for measuring,
Unknown Speaker 43:19
for this start measuring slash reusable mouseka. And yeah, it were, it was an ex boyfriend. But I remember using someone I dated, I use their toothbrush. And I mean, I asked about it, but I mean, that's something I actually thought about the past couple years, and then we're just kind of like, oh, I kind of wish I wouldn't have done that now. And yeah. And then I was just thinking about like, if I have kids and then like what if my kids like, Mommy, I forgot my tooth breath. Some way, and then um, can I use yours? And they're just like, oh, just like thinking about like a child's mouth I feel
Unknown Speaker 44:12
kind of bad. Being like no gross, but um, like, is gross. Like, I'm just not cool with that. Boyfriend Nick was like, I mean, yeah, like anybody in this group. I would use their toothbrush.
Unknown Speaker 44:27
No, no, no, no, I would never use like a friend's toothbrush. I would maybe consider a significant others toothbrush. But not like a friend's not my child's child but my hypothetical child.
Unknown Speaker 44:44
Your cats. Would you share this toothbrush with Sam buck? No, he likes his butthole layer. Yeah, I just can't do it. So I was curious what other people thought like I'll just brush my teeth with my finger. I mean, sure. It's not was good but until I can get another toothbrush, that's my comfort level.
Unknown Speaker 45:04
Yeah, I've done that before to use like my finger. Because you can at least like, get it to where you can like hear a squeak or if you feel crowded you can like try to scrape your fingernail even though your fingernails are also dirty.
Unknown Speaker 45:19
I feel like I need to brush my teeth after these pizza rolls like, like they just have left a weird Yeah, I was kind of like, oh, maybe this will be like a new snack for when I'm drunk and screaming painter but I don't think it will be.
Unknown Speaker 45:37
Um, I'm definitely going to reheat those in the air fryer.
Unknown Speaker 45:40
That's a good idea. I should have probably should an air fryer.
Unknown Speaker 45:43
Um Oh, and another good tip for travel. Toothbrush stuff. Something I like, I just started doing this on our last trip. Those wisps or whatever, like, whisper like, I just like having those as backup because you can use it in the car on the plane. If you forget your toothbrush. It's still sort of suitable them. Yeah. So again,
Unknown Speaker 46:11
some of those for emergencies. Yeah, because I mean, even if I dropped my toothbrush on the floor of like, a place I was staying, I would be like, Nope, this is discontinued. Like, there's a lot of circumstances where I wouldn't use a toothbrush.
Unknown Speaker 46:30
Sorry, I was like thinking about
Unknown Speaker 46:34
another thing with toothbrushes real quick. I'm sure you know about like the poop particles if you don't close the lid when you flush? Yeah, so if our listeners don't please be careful. Yeah, cuz poop particles will spray in the your toothbrush.
Unknown Speaker 46:50
Yeah, I remember. I think I've brought up the show how clean is your house before? But yeah, they would do like test on stuff in the bathroom and like the teeth brushes and stuff to like, see you have Finkle master on your toilet brushes. Just always is more acceptable coming from a British person? Oh, okay. Yeah, and I have a couple of stories that have been seeping into my mind. In the past month. One was at one of my recent jobs, and we went out for lunch. And I was just talking about like, metal music because like, I volunteered to drive, which like, Dang brave, well, I kind of got not like pushed into it. But like, you know, over like, there is a select few people that like usually always drive and so are just kind of like me, I kind of feel like like I have to drive because like, you know, the other person only has like one seat. And then this other person they drove all the time. And it was kind of embarrassing each time I volunteered. So we're just talking about mental music at the, at the lunch table. And then someone asked this other chick, they're like, oh, yeah, Joe, did you ever like listen to metal? And then I don't know if this is how she intended it to sound, but it's how I took it. And even in a non bitch way in a comedic way. It's still kind of funny, but she was just like, just like, oh, yeah, but I grew out of that phase. Just kind of like, Oops, what are you? I don't know what you're saying to me. But you're saying something and it's
Unknown Speaker 48:34
elaborate.
Unknown Speaker 48:35
No, cuz like, um, I just like, wasn't, so I wasn't like, super part of the conversation because there was like, people between us. I was kind of like, in conversation with someone else. So like, I didn't really like, be like, what now bitch. Nothing like that happened. Um, but I don't know she um, I mean, don't get me wrong. She's a pretty cool person, but just a background that I just don't understand. Because she like, went to like private school in England and had a loving family. Supportive loving.
Unknown Speaker 49:16
Don't get it. Yeah. I had like a really angsty phase for like, two weeks.
Unknown Speaker 49:21
Yeah, it's been like my whole life. Like, I'll never grow out of this. I'm trying to figure out my feelings. Um, and another another one was so me and my mom were trying to do some exercise stuff together. Like I had gotten this gym membership and with it became like, access to the classes that they had theirs and my head yoga classes. So me and my mom had like a very short span of go into these yoga classes, but they were cut short. Um, so We were talking with the instructor after class one day because she just like, she just like really seemed to like us. And she was just inquiring about us a little more, I guess. And she was like, Oh, yeah. Do you want to? Would you like to come like babysit for me sometime? Blah, blah, blah. So we're just like, you know, Oh, yeah. Where do you live? And she was like, oh, yeah, well, we just moved into our, our house like a few months ago, it was a being built. And it's like, in this like, super expensive part of this area. And like, you know, she's getting a custom built house. So it's expensive. And she was like, she's like, Yeah, we had to live in this rental for a while. And like people across the street, they were just like, you could hear them yelling all the time. And then they would like write their four wheelers around the yard. And we're like, oh yeah it was Yeah, and so we, I mean, I had given her my phone number and contact information from before that for babysitting, obviously never heard back from her. And we never went back to that class. She was like, Oh, you're the trashy people. I was forced to live across the rental house for so long. The four wheelers. And our yard was small. So like, it kind of was dumb that we rode four wheelers around sometimes,
Unknown Speaker 51:46
I mean, ever dumb to read four wheelers.
Unknown Speaker 51:48
General. It was, I mean, it was a way bigger yard than like anyone like anyone in that area. Because so before they started building more houses, my parents were like, Fuck neighbors, like, let's, we'll just buy this lot. And this lot. Well, it's cheap. So kind of built in our isolation. Um, so yeah, that was my embarrassing yoga. So
Unknown Speaker 52:17
we didn't ever go back again. Were you an adult in this effort?
Unknown Speaker 52:23
No, I was in high school. I was like, I don't know. Maybe 15 or something.
Unknown Speaker 52:27
Oh, man.
Unknown Speaker 52:30
She was like, Oh, what a lovely mother daughter, like do Oh, it's coming in to take care of her health. And then she's like, Yeah, these used to live across from these like trashy people. Like, Oh, God.
Unknown Speaker 52:45
Oh, yeah. So listeners, if you have any stories that run along the same lines, or make you feel the same feelings?
Unknown Speaker 52:56
Or if you have an opinion on toothbrushes, I want to know, because I feel like I'm kind of not the main opinion. I feel like most people are like, oh, yeah, if it's your spouse, like, it's fine to do it once. I'm
Unknown Speaker 53:09
like. Yeah, I don't think I would be down for that moving forward. Just yeah, just mean, I've been thinking about
Unknown Speaker 53:19
no judgment. If you do want to do that. I just, I guess my imagination is just like overactive. Just thinking about all the particles?
Unknown Speaker 53:31
If it's a pretty fresh toothbrush, I would say maybe, but I think the age of the toothbrush also plays a part. That's a very
Unknown Speaker 53:38
good point. Yeah. Um,
Unknown Speaker 53:41
yeah. So we're gonna spend about what you think about that. You can also write us in you know, if you have any Mardi Gras stories, or just anything else that you want read. Please do that because we read them. And speaking of reading them, we also wanted to read the reviews that you guys left for us.
Unknown Speaker 54:03
Oh, yeah. I know. We have a couple on iTunes or on Apple podcasts. Are there other ones?
Unknown Speaker 54:12
I think that's all we have.
Unknown Speaker 54:19
But do your review, you get a cool shout out which we're about to do.
Unknown Speaker 54:25
Um, and I don't have them on my phone. So if you have them both, please read them. Okay. So we
Unknown Speaker 54:30
have one for my friend Chris gave us five stars.
Unknown Speaker 54:35
Yeah, thanks, Chris. says
Unknown Speaker 54:37
this show made me embrace my sweatiness. I love my two moms. Oh, we love you. Yeah, we love you, son. Podcast then. And then Bailey, the young man who wanted to see boobs Oh no Eris. Pizza Rolls again. Um, several stars, also five stars. So I wanted to give this podcast several stars and then in parentheses here seven. I was only allowed five.
Unknown Speaker 55:20
Thank you, young man. Thank you. Thank you young man, which appreciate it. We'll get you those boobs. One day, I promise. And check out our Instagram. Because we post a lot of stuff on there nervous laughter podcast.
Unknown Speaker 55:34
We have stickers. When you're looking at boobs. Downtown, trying to look at boobs. You can put them on things. Yeah, put them on boobs. Oh, yeah, that will be so cool to have them. It's like pasty. Yeah. Okay, I'm not gonna volunteer to do that with mine. If any of you wanted to do that, and send us a picture, that would be so cool. Yeah, yeah, we'll provide you the stickers for it. Yeah, for sure.
Unknown Speaker 56:01
And that's a wrap party on